Sibling Watchery: Drag Race All Stars S10 E6 "Starrbooty: The Rebooty"

Summary

Sibling Watchery: Drag Race All Stars S10 E6 “Starrbooty: The Rebooty”

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob The Drag Queen & Naomi Smalls
Date: June 11, 2025
Episode Theme: Recap and hilariously candid breakdown of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 10, Episode 6: “Starrbooty: The Rebooty,” with in-depth commentary on strategy, drama, alliances, and iconic looks.

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Episode Overview

Bob the Drag Queen and guest cohost Naomi Smalls unite for a raucous, insightful review of All Stars S10 E6. This episode centers on the queens’ performances in an acting and dance challenge inspired by RuPaul’s ultra-camp, explicit underground movie “Starrbooty,” as well as a pointed analysis of game strategy in the current “points” format. The pair dissect cast dynamics, judge the runway couture, weigh in on strategic gameplay, and serve their trademark shade and praise—plus some behind-the-scenes tea and personal anecdotes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Starrbooty Franchise & Drag Race Legacy

• [01:22] Bob prompts Naomi about the cultural relevance of “Starrbooty”:
  • Naomi: “I have not seen Starrbooty and I feel like I am missing out. Ever since we have RuPaul in it. I'm like, who is that person?”
  • Bob: “It is vulgar...there's nudity...breasts or asses? Both.”
• Establishes the uniquely adult tone of the original “Starrbooty,” compared to the more mainstream Drag Race.

2. Contestant Alliances, Deceit & Game Theory

• Alliance Fallout:
  • Carrie feeling betrayed by Lydia over last week’s point exchange.
    • Bob: “Carrie feels like she cannot trust Lydia…” [03:41–04:08]
    • Naomi: “Didn't the agreement conversation they had before? That's how it was supposed to go.”
• Mistress's Machinations:
  • Bob: “Mistress is really running this entire...It is crazy how Lydia is just running this entire thing.” [04:15]
• Good Guys vs. Villains:
  • Tina Burner’s “good guys will win” approach seen as naïve in this cutthroat season.
    • Bob: “This is, like, the most devious version All Stars has ever been.” [04:39]
    • Naomi: “When there's only three episodes, you have to lock in fast.” [04:54]
• Strategic Sniping:
  • The drama of who assigns points, with Nicole, Carrie, Tina, and Mistress all playing for survival. The crew breaks down shifting loyalties and the (lack of) reward for “playing nice.”
    • Bob: “When everyone's playing in the mud, you got to get dirty.” [07:28]
    • Naomi: “It's really hard to go in there and be heavy on alliances” [07:32]

3. Mistress as House Villain & Reality TV Archetype

• [14:39] Bob: “I don't think Mistress has solidified herself for the next season of House of Villains, though.”
• Game Format Implications:
  • The “points” system may inspire future queens to play more “Mistress.”
  • Naomi: “This is very organic for Mistress. I don't think she's, like, some sort of plan. I think this is just, like, how her brain works.” [14:30]

4. Challenge Breakdown: Casting & Performance

• Mistress Assigns the Roles (Power Move!)
  • [15:12] Bob: “They just let Mistress assign every single role to every single person. Mistress assigned every role that everyone got.”
  • Naomi: “She got her team on one side, and she got all the other girls on the other...they realized, oh shit, I'm on the team with the losers.” [15:49]
• Queen-Specific Reactions:
  • Nicole Paige Brooks’s “firsts” after 30 years—singing, rapping, and her unfiltered presence.
  • [18:11] Bob: “Nicole Page Brooks is doing, like, first of all, I'm gagged at how many things Nicole is doing. For the first time ever…this has been doing drag for 30, 30 years.”
  • Carrie’s lack of energy in rehearsal highlights the pressure cooker.
  • [17:59] Naomi: “I think that it's really sinking in for her. Like, oh, shit. Like, I'm on the not so successful team.”

5. Runway Critiques & Looks Analysis

(Category: “Wild Wild West”)

• RuPaul’s Runway:
  • Bob: “RuPaul's main stage walk—why is she walking like she's in pain in this gingham dress?” [29:12]
  • Both agree it’s a pretty look.
• Nicole Paige Brooks:
  • “If this tail is in her ass, that would be so iconic. It looks like it's in her ass.” [31:30] Bob
  • “This look is wild. And we're gonna get to the judging soon, but just right now, we're talking about our critiques on this. I obviously do not like this look.” [32:06] Bob
• Tina Burner:
  • “She looks gorgeous, actually. This is, like. So I could see, honestly, Beyonce doing something like this for Cowboy Carter.” [33:11] Naomi
  • Both give glowing reviews.
• Kerri Colby:
  • “I love it from, like, tit up. Like, I think that the, like, the hat is kind of cool.” [34:22] Naomi
  • “No, she kept saying she was in the Met Gala. I was like, what do you mean?” [34:30] Bob
• Mistress Isabelle Brooks:
  • “This noodle is not noodling. The nude illusion is bad. To me, she looks like she's wearing a couch.” [36:10] Bob
  • “Especially when your first season, you did that exact, like, whole chaps thing over your, like, pads and tights, and it looks way more flawless on your first season than it does on your All Star season.” [36:36] Naomi
• Lydia Butthole Collins:
  • “I like this look. This look is really cool....This is a really great look.” [38:35] Bob
• Jorgeous:
  • “We have seen this outfit from Jorgeous no less than 10 times.” [40:00] Bob
  • Critiqued for lack of shape/corset.

6. Judging, Production Choices & Perceived Favoritism

• Judging Inconsistencies:
  • “They're grading Nicole on a curve.” [41:29] Bob
  • “Well, speaking of kicking you when you're down, this Tina Burner judging felt very strange to me. They were like, they were like, you ate. You brought so much. You were flawless. You shone. But someone was shinier.” [41:42] Bob
• Favoritism and Producer Influence:
  • Naomi: “I do think that this is, like, where favoritism really speaks volumes. Like, these are the favorites of these brackets getting the last final points.” [43:49]

7. Iconic, Memorable Quotes & Side Anecdotes

• On alliances:
  • Bob: “When everyone's playing in the mud, you got to get dirty.” [07:28]
• On the runway:
  • Bob: “If this tail is in her ass, that would be so iconic.” [31:30]
• On production shenanigans:
  • Bob: “It also sent me to the moon knowing that RuPaul filmed hers on a different day at a different studio with different dancers. RuPaul's like, I'm not about to get next to these h.” [44:09]
• Lydia’s wig reveal:
  • Bob: “That wig reveal was so lackluster. Revealing to a wig you were in earlier is crazy.” [48:47]
• On Nicole Paige Brooks:
  • Bob: “Nicole because she's chaotic neutral.” [19:01]

8. Critical Moments & Point Scoring Drama

• Voting & Advancement:
  • Detailed breakdown of points, who assigned what, and last-minute stunts:
    • “Nicole Pagebrook gives her point to Carrie. Tenny gives her point to Carrie, and now Carrie needs one more point, because Carrie has four. But Mistress has 4.5 right now.” [49:49]
    • “Mistress says, ‘I knew Carrie was gonna be a fake bitch and not give me her point, so I'm giving my point to Lydia, who is all the way at the front of the line.’” [51:17]
• Final Top 3:
  • Lydia Butthole Collins, Mistress Isabelle Brooks, and Jorgeous make it through from this bracket.

9. Lip Sync & Finale Showdown

• Lip Sync Song Selection:
  • Both think the Cowboy Carter track was not an ideal lip sync song, and discuss more dynamic options.
  • “It’d be great for karaoke, but I feel like there are better songs… That would have been a better lip sync song, in my opinion.” [48:24] Bob
• Performance critique:
  • Jorgeous wins the lip sync, Lydia’s wig reveal flops, Mistress dresses “like a loofah” again—repeated comedic callbacks.

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• [09:12] Bob: “When a girl says, 'let me finish', it is about to get nasty. Nasty girl. It's about to be diabolical work.”
• [25:01] Bob: “They were like, you're going to be the butch character. And then she butchers it up and they're like, you’re a fucking man, you big fucking man ass bitch.”
• [36:56] Naomi: “It's disappointing because, Mistress, you know better than that…Especially when your first season, you did that exact…chaps thing over your, like, pads and tights…it looks way more flawless on your first season…”
• [41:42] Bob: “This Tina Burner judging felt very strange to me. They were like, you ate…but someone was shinier. By the way, you were flawless…just like, I don't like you.”
• [48:47] Bob: “That wig reveal was so lackluster. Revealing to a wig you were in earlier is crazy.”
• [51:17] Bob: “Mistress says, ‘I knew Carrie was gonna be a fake bitch and not give me her point, so I'm giving my point to Lydia, who is all the way at the front of the line.’”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |---------------|---------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:22 | Introduction to “Starrbooty” and its adult, underground nature| | 03:41–05:34 | Dissecting the previous week’s alliances and point drama | | 07:02–09:39 | Role of alliances, Tina attempting “good guy” strategy | | 15:12–16:44 | Mistress casting all roles, team divisions | | 18:11–20:39 | Nicole Paige Brooks’s drag career and unfiltered attitude | | 29:12–43:10 | Runway critiques, shade, and favorite/least favorite looks | | 41:03–43:10 | Judging inconsistencies, who should have been top two | | 49:49–52:47 | Final point tally and who advances | | 48:24–48:54 | Lip sync critique and song talk |

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Overall Tone & Takeaways

The episode delivers signature Sibling Rivalry energy: sharp, irreverent, and deeply knowledgeable. Bob and Naomi’s rapport shines—roasting fashion, game play, and Drag Race production shenanigans in equal measure. They challenge the judging and expose the messiness of alliances, while celebrating the art and humor of drag. Their honest assessments and industry insights make the episode a must-listen (or, in this case, a must-read).

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Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

1-800-contacts. Hello, everyone. Welcome back to RuPaul to Sibling Watchery. We are reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10 episode 6, Star Booty the Rebooty. How do you. Oh, my name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Naomi Smalls]

And my name is Naomi Smalls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Naomi, how do you feel about the Star Booty franchise? Have you seen Star Booty?

[Naomi Smalls]

I have not seen Star Booty and I feel like I am missing out. Ever since we have RuPaul in it. I'm like, who is that person?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's. It is what Star Booty is. Wow. By the way. It is vulgar.

[Naomi Smalls]

It's like explicit. Like, is it like nudity?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Naomi Smalls]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's nudity in Star Booty 6.

[Naomi Smalls]

Or breasts or asses?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Both.

[Naomi Smalls]

Everything I want to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I haven't seen Starboard in a really long time. It's been a hot minute since I've seen Star Booty, but I remember being like, oh, oh, oh.

[Naomi Smalls]

Considered an adult film.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it's a little. It's underground. Like, it was. I don't think it was like, officially released or anything. So it's very. It's a very underground film. But you get the concept of Starboardy.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yes. I think, like, I'm. The way that you're making it sound, it sounds almost like. Remember when the girls used to do like the cameos and like porn?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kind of like that. Yeah. Would you ever do one of those?

[Naomi Smalls]

I've never done one, but maybe for the right studio I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like what? Like, would you be like a teacher or like a. Like, like. Or would you be like a mission? Would you be. Would you Step. Don't people want you to step on them all the time?

[Naomi Smalls]

People do ask me to step on them all the time. That'd be hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think it's because you have such long legs and you're so tall.

[Naomi Smalls]

So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're such a tall woman. So, like, step on me.

[Naomi Smalls]

I thought it was because I looked like Mistress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you. Have you ever obliged?

[Naomi Smalls]

What do you mean? Like, done it? Yeah. Oh, I like. I mean, it's not so hard for me to put my leg up on their back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I mean, like. Like, in a hookup. Have you, like, sexually stepped on someone?

[Naomi Smalls]

No. No. Have you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I stepped on someone. Yeah.

[Naomi Smalls]

Like, they were like. You're like, simp. Like that kind of thing, or like, it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[Naomi Smalls]

Okay. High. That's hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was pretty hard, to be honest, that I've stepped. I've stepped on someone in my day. The feet, exactly. I mean, smaller than your swallowing your stompers. And I know you're not over there talking.

[Naomi Smalls]

I knew you weren't gonna let me get away with that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I only do podcasts with people with bigger feet than me. So this episode, let's just. Let's just hop. Let's just hop in. So, first of all, Carrie feels like she cannot trust Lydia, right? So Carrie's feeling some kind of way about what Lydia did with her last week because Carrie feels like she should get a point from Lydia because she gave Lydia her point.

[Naomi Smalls]

I mean, didn't the agreement conversation they had before? That's how it was supposed to go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Mistress is really running this entire. It's honestly cra. Like, I. It is crazy how Lydia is just running this entire thing. And Tina Burner keeps trying to do this whole, like, the good guys will win, honesty, rules, all just be good and kind, hold hands and help each other. Like, girl, this is. This is, like, the most devious version of All Stars has ever been.

[Naomi Smalls]

When there's only three episodes, you have to lock in fast. I think the good guy, like, the tortoise wins. The race thing only works when it's stretched out, but when it's three episodes, you really have to fight to get to the top.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Because the bad guy's always going to leave for the first, like, third of the movie. The bad guy doesn't start off at the end. So we get to the point. So Nicole gives Carrie her point, Right? So Nicole Pagebrooks gives her points to Carrie. Then Carrie gives her point to Lydia. Kerry gives her point to Lydia. Butthole Collins, because she's trying to see if she's going to do the thing. Tina gives her point to Nicole and then Lydia gives her point to Keri. Kobe officially righting that wrong. And Kobe is now on the map with one point. Just one point.

[Naomi Smalls]

Right. I mean, it's crazy how that first week fucked up Carrie and Nicole so hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Naomi Smalls]

Like, you. You can't come back after that. Clearly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's. It's just. It's just from behind the whole time. Like, literally, you. You just at the back of the race. And again, like you said, the tortoise only wins when the rabbit gets lazy and starts doing other shit. But bitch, in three episodes, the rabbit is full of energy. You know what I mean?

[Naomi Smalls]

Surprisingly, because that Rabbit is currently 300.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

You are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are crazy. You are. The Internet is going to eat you up. So listen, no one gives any points to Tina. And Tina is burned. She's burnt. She is mad. She is angry. Which is funny because it cuts to her in the confession. She's like, man, what the fuck? And then she's like, I don't feel any kind of way.

[Naomi Smalls]

I know it's crazy because I feel like Tina is also like, she is very emotional, but I think this around. She's trying to not, like, be a little bit more unbothered about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I think that Tina. So Tina feels like Lydia did her dirty. I don't think Lydia did her dirty. I think Lydia did Carrie dirty. And now Lydia is trying to right that wrong and make it right again.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. But it's crazy. The power of that flirting first week really got Tina into, like, this my bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, because she thought. Well, I think what it was was she saw that they were going to. I think Tina was like, oh, alliances are forming. This is not just a friendship. This is not just a flirty thing. This is, like, going to be my. My ride or die. Because Mistress and Jorgeous are so locked in and Tina's kind of like, I need someone. But Tina also does not want to play the game. She doesn't want to play the I need someone game. Tina wants to be above it all. But, girl, you can't be. You can'. When everyone's playing in the mud, you got to get dirty.

[Naomi Smalls]

Totally. Totally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What would you do?

[Naomi Smalls]

I don't know. I don't know if I would like to be so heavy on alliances. Like, it's really hard to, like, go into there and be like, well, you have to be in the top or you're. But like, yeah. Oh. Because I Mean, I would just probably gravitate towards my friends, like, kind of how George and Mistress are. But if you don't have that, because I feel like Tina really has no one from her original season. She's not really, like, in the same scene with any of these girls. She's kind of like, you're kind of going into this unless you have a friend in your bracket, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then so now, after it's all said and done, Mistress is telling George's like, girl, we either have to both be in the top or both of you in the bottom. Because Mistress knows that she's on everyone's shit list except George's the only person who's like, not. And I mean, not lit. Like, Lydia's kind of like this, like, neutral character. So it's like George's and Mistress are, like, literally linked. They're, like, locked in, right? And then Nicole and Lil Mama Leg Gorgeous Carrie and Carrie, they're, like, kind of working together, kind of not working together. And Tina is, like, trying to, like, be the good girl amongst the good girls. Like, the Tina trying to be the leader of the good girl. Oh, my God. Tina is Star Booty and. And Mistress is whoever's in charge of the Puss organization. Like, in real life. This is crazy.

[Naomi Smalls]

I think that's exactly how Mistress wanted it to go, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then the next day, Tina feels like Lydia played a game and she's airing the room. Tina came in and she's like, this is how I feel. I'm gonna say my feelings. Lydia's kind of. She said one of my favorite things in reality tv. Let me finish. When a girl says, let me finish, it is about to get nasty. Nasty girl. It's about to be diabolical work. When a girl says, let me finish,

[Naomi Smalls]

this isn't a conversation. I need to air my shit out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I don't think that Lydia is prepared for that. I don't think Lydia's ready for that kind of heat, to be honest. Lydia was like, okay, I'll let you finish. She was like, my bad.

[Naomi Smalls]

I mean, Tina, when she gets emotional and she gets hot and you can, like, see she's, like, processing. It is not a. Like a car I'm trying to be in front of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, Tina fully clocked Lydia. She was like, you played a game? And Lydia was like, no, I didn't. But then just earlier, Lydia said, I'm not gonna give Tina my point. Cause she'll be ahead of me, right? But that's literally what she said. Tina clocked her purpose. She was like, this is what you did. You played a game and you did it so you'd be in the lead. And now. And now you are. So congratulations. You did the thing you wanted to do. And Tina was absolutely right. But Lydia kept acting like that wasn't it.

[Naomi Smalls]

I kind of wish that you could. And this is like, hypothetical world. It's never going to happen. There's no reality. But I wish you could see what the girls are saying about you in the interview before you walk into the workroom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, who you telling? Cuz I was getting. Georgy was cooking my ass up on my season. I was getting friends. I love her best friend. I was like. I was like, you mean my best friend Thorgy? Oh, my best friend Thorgy. What about her?

[Naomi Smalls]

I want to make it to the end with her. Meanwhile, Thorgy, I was like, oh, you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

mean my best friend in the world? What about her? What? Ask away. I would love to talk about my buddy. She was like, bob, shut the fuck up, annoying ass bitch. Talking ass bitch won't stop talking ass bitch. Ugh, here comes Bob. So then I'm screaming. So then Mistress does this thing where Mistress tells Carrie that Tina was plotting against her, which is not true at all.

[Naomi Smalls]

She's just stirring the pot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And does Carrie believe it?

[Naomi Smalls]

I feel like Carrie is a. They say that, like, beagles are the number one breeds that use in, like, animal testing because you can, like, hurt them, but they still come back to you. I feel like Carrie reminds me of such a beagle. She's. And Mistress is the scientist putting the lips down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Because I do not know what would make Carrie listen to anything. Like, Nicole Bay Brooks is already like, mistress, I've clocked you. You're lying no matter what. If your lips are moving, you're lying. Don't trust anything she says. She's never telling the truth. This bitch is always lying. Never, ever, ever listen to Mistress. And Carrie's like, I don't know.

[Naomi Smalls]

We're from Texas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, this ain't Texas. But, baby, this ain't Texas, honey. Ain't no holding Texas. Yeah, this is what's sending me. And then also what's weird is like, so the truth is that Lydia could clear Tina's name, but she just refuses to. I know Tina kept being like, girl, are you going to be on the team? Who's lying? Are you going to tell the truth? And Lita kept being like, it's just a game. She's like, bitch, I'm not asking you if it's a Game. I'm asking you to tell who is lying. Just say who's lying. And Lydia's like, listen, guys, let's just. I'd be like, bitch, why won't you just say this bitch is lying?

[Naomi Smalls]

Not to be that girl, too. But, like, now that there actually is $200,000 on the line, it's not just a game. It's a contest. This is a competition.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, baby.

[Naomi Smalls]

This.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe this is not chess at board game night.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, we're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are competing for 1, 200. Exactly. Hundred thousand dollars before taxes. Clear my fucking name. Like, Lydia, you're already Gucci, you're already good. You're in the lead. Can you just help clear my name in this moment, please? And Lydia just will not do. It's like, y', all, it's all a game.

[Naomi Smalls]

I think she, like, sees Mistress as just more of a realized competitor in this competition than she sees Tina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, obviously, we see that it pays to be aligned. At least in this bracket, it pays to be aligned with Mistress more than it does to be aligned with Tina. Being aligned with Tina doesn't help you at all. Because even if you are, no matter what, no matter what's happening, Tina's gonna do some sort of diplomatic voting, like, basically giving her points to a person who needs points as opposed to a person she feels aligned to. So even if you are good to Tina, that doesn't mean she's gonna give you her point.

[Naomi Smalls]

Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? So, like, what. So why would you. So, I guess why would you. Why would you clear her name? How could it ever come. How could that ever benefit you? But sticking by, as we know, sticking by Mistress could actually get you somewhere.

[Naomi Smalls]

Do you think that this is gonna change the way that, like, some Queen compete in this competition if they keep the. The method and the bracket?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I hope they keep the brecket format for next season. And if they do, I think that we're going to get some more people doing what Mistress is doing this season if they have it in them. Like, I don't think everyone has it in them, though.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. I feel like this is very organic for Mistress. I don't think she's, like, some sort of plan. I think this is just, like, how her brain works in scenario.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think Mistress has solidified herself for the next season of House of Villains, though.

[Naomi Smalls]

I. I mean, I hope so. I think she'd be really good at traitors as well, but almost too obvious. I don't, like, oh, it'd be worth It.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They put her on Traders, and they made her a faithful, and no one believed her, but she could probably be. But Mistress could find a way to be diabolical as a faithful, too.

[Naomi Smalls]

First out. First out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, if I was. If I was on the Traders and I saw Mistress Immediate dead.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Immediate banishment. Immediate. I wish I knew that about Boston Rob. I didn't know that about him. You know what I mean? So now it comes to getting the roles. So RuPaul comes in, and she announces that they're going to be doing Star Booty the Rebooty. And this gagged me again. They just let Mistress assign every single role to every single person. Mistress assigned every. Every role that everyone got. Mistress gave it to them.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. She definitely knows how to work the room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they were just like, yep, that's crazy to me.

[Naomi Smalls]

I know. I know. They were down for it. And she got her way. She got her team on one side, and she got all the other girls on the other. And they seemed to be with it in the moment until they realized, oh, shit, I'm on the team with the losers. And then the winners are over there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even Mistress assign me a role I wanted. I'd be like, no.

[Naomi Smalls]

Nothing smells.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing stinks. I don't trust it. But the way they're letting her, I need to see what it's going to be like in the next bracket. I'm hoping. My fingers are crossed that she ends up in the same bracket as Acid Betty. I need, like, more than I need my next breath. I need to see Acid Betty bumping heads with. Because I think Acid Betty could give it back to her in a real vicious way.

[Naomi Smalls]

Acid Betty would clock it so fast, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Naomi Smalls]

She is the queen of clocking what's fair, what's right, and she's not scared

[Bob the Drag Queen]

of speaking about in a very, very bully way.

[Naomi Smalls]

They smoke. I go outside.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. I smoke now. When I smoke, I smoke now.

[Naomi Smalls]

It's not fair. I need fresh breath, too. Literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then, I mean, they let Mistress cast the entire show. She got all of her girls to be on the villain side. And then Nicole, Paige, Brooke. Something about Nicole Paige Brooks staring over the edge of her glasses.

[Naomi Smalls]

Something about Nicole just someone's dad trying to read a menu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or when you hand your parents the phone. And they'd be like. They'd be like. You're like, look at this. Look at this meme. Oh, and I feel like Nicole Page Brook is giving a like. So they're, like, in the work room, like, kind of reading their lines. And I feel like Nicole Page Brooks is actually giving a lot, but Carrie's, like, not giving her anything back in return. In rehearsal, like, it seemed like Carrie's like, I don't even know how to rehearse with them. Like, we're going to rise to the occasion. Like, bitch, it's camp. It's Drag Race. Like, get into it, you know?

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. I think that it's really sinking in for her. Like, oh, shit. Like, I'm on the. I'm on the not so successful team. Instead of, like, embracing it and trying to make it trajectory, I feel like she's, like, sinking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right. So then they go over to record with Leland and Nicole Page Brooks is doing, like, first of all, I'm gagged at how many things Nicole is doing. For the first time ever, she has never sang, she's never rapped, she's never sung. This has been doing drag for 30, 30 years.

[Naomi Smalls]

I love it. I love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Started in 1995.

[Naomi Smalls]

I wonder if she can just find people who, like, want to do these things for her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess. Or maybe she would always like, I do what I do and I don't do nothing else.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. Because on season two, it was like, just performance or sewing or performance or. Yeah. Make a look. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She must make them song challenge.

[Naomi Smalls]

But didn't they have, like, a wedding challenge, like, pretty early on or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She didn't make it, girl.

[Naomi Smalls]

Wow. Oh, she's like, that early out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she was like, third, second, third out.

[Naomi Smalls]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I will say this. Nicole Paige Brooks is. I do think that the three people who are making the best TV are Tina Burner, Mistress, and Nicole Page Brooks. Tina Burner, because she's, like, fighting the good fight. And you get to see the person who's, like. Who's like, really believes that good will win overall. Mistress because she's evil and she wants to cause chaos. And Nicole because she's chaotic neutral. So you have. You have the chaotic good, the chaotic neutral, and the chaotic evil. Those three are, like, really creating this amazing. They're just. They're just making, like, great tv. They are. They are. They are. What's making this bracket my favorite bracket so far? I can't even imagine the third bracket is going to be this good. I can't imagine it will be.

[Naomi Smalls]

Just the fact that we have acid in the next bracket is going to be amazing. But I feel like people are just embracing Nicole because she is just being 100% herself. I feel like she is not even, like, she just forgets the cameras. Are even in the room. And I think that people are so gravitated to watch that I've been seeing a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For some reason, my TikTok for you page is very like, be yourself. Just make the content. Don't worry about it if you're cringe. I'm like, girl, I'm not worried. I wonder why. I don't know why this made it to my page, but I'm good. I don't need to hear the message, bitch. I do the cringe thing. I don't know.

[Naomi Smalls]

I wrote the book,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but the online is like, either you're going to be cringe or you're going to be boring. You can't be bothered. And I've chosen to just be myself and do the cringe thing and do whatever makes me feel good in the moment. But anyway, now we're going on a whole different. But Nicole Paige Brooks is also. She's just being herself. She's doing the cringe thing. You know, someone thinks it's cringe. Some people don't. It doesn't matter. She's being herself. She's having fun.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I love watching and I feel like Carrie at first being really like, demure, but they were able to actually get like a lot of her, a lot out of her in the recording. Honestly, everyone's low key. Doing a pretty good job during the recording, to be honest.

[Naomi Smalls]

In my opinion, impressive. I feel like this is one of those seasons where they're trying to make it look like everyone's doing their best.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Yes. And then Nicole Pagebrook's yawning during Mistress is sending me like, I don't know if she yawned that many times. If they, if they played him in reverse. Like, how is anyone yawning that many

[Naomi Smalls]

times if she was doing it to get on her Mistress's skin, that just makes me love Nicole even more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she said she was, but I think she was just. I think she actually was just bored. I think she was bored.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

For real? For real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then they go over to start dancing with. With Adam Shankman and George's feels very comfortable going into the dances, which is fair. She's a. She's a great dancer. So George's has no nerves going into this. And then Mistress is struggling and Carrie and Nicole are living their lives.

[Naomi Smalls]

She was giving me very, like James on their season. Like, I just. I don't learn like the other girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, very much. Like, I'll. I'll learn in my own time, but. Well, you don't have your own Time you have. You have this time. Get with them. Do you like. Do you like the dancing stuff?

[Naomi Smalls]

I do. I like this more so where it's like kind of like stage blocking with, like, little choreo moments in between to the lyrics. I'm not like, combo. Like, count the music and, like, just go hand. Like, that's not really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you like to walk and pose?

[Naomi Smalls]

I do love a walk and pose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Walking, pose. But I don't see you doing, like, a lot of,

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

like.

[Naomi Smalls]

I feel like on tour, I'm always trying to, like, push myself to move a little bit more

[Bob the Drag Queen]

with the numbers. Like, the most choreo you've ever done? Like, what's your. What's your, like, most choreo down number you've done, like, on tour, on stage? Something like that.

[Naomi Smalls]

I feel like new Bottega Azalea Banks on the last work. The world was like, my most choreo heavy I've done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we put a clip over here? No audio, please. We don't get demonstrated. Can we put a clip here of you dancing?

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, I'll send you guys a clip of me. I did a full Shablam.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's on the other side.

[Naomi Smalls]

Oh,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did? For real. You did a full dip and everything?

[Naomi Smalls]

A full death drop and everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love when you did your little leg.

[Naomi Smalls]

I know. You know what's the. I can't really do that that much anymore because I don't wear fishnets anymore. And you need that. So, like, kind of like slide onto the stick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't just breeze up and just leave a. A slug, a snail trail.

[Naomi Smalls]

I try to be considerate and not have the girl after me be slipping and sliding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that's new. That's new because, baby, when I tour with you, everything to the touch, bitch. I sit.

[Naomi Smalls]

What time Kim said I'm. Kim has always said I'm brown and wet and she's unicorn poop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What time me and were at the airport together.

[Naomi Smalls]

Wait. No, wait. Please. No, please. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please, no.

[Naomi Smalls]

Please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll tell them the Patriot exclusive. I'll tell them the Patreon exclusive.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yes, please. Only for the Patreon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That story was correct.

[Naomi Smalls]

That story was actually filthy, disgusting, rotted, horrendous. Like one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. But you were there for me because you did not react in that large group of people. Like, you couldn't have reacted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I kept it cute. I kept it cute for you.

[Naomi Smalls]

Of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For you, anything.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Was it the candy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. We'll tell you how to Talk. We'll tell you. We'll tell you. We'll tell you. Not talk. So Adam Shankman calling Tina Burner. NFL is crazy. This is a crazy work. Just straight up is. Which is crazy because. Okay, here's my theory. They're trying to. They're trying to fuck with Tina Burner, right?

[Naomi Smalls]

I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were like. They were like. They were like, you're going to be the butch character. And then she butchers it up and they're like, you're a fucking man, you big fucking man ass bitch. You literally. You literally look like a man. And they were like, be a man. They're like, you're the butch one. And then when she did butch, they were like, it's not woman at all. This is literally. You look like a fucking man, you big fucking bitch.

[Naomi Smalls]

And they're telling her something that I'm sure she's heard her entire drag career. Like, broad. You guys said that, like, the upside down slice of pizza or whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Macaroni dress.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Yeah.

[Naomi Smalls]

It's like she has heard all this before, so I'm hoping she's not taking it to heart hearing it from, like, I'm sure someone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look, she goes, I'm a linebacker in a dress. Like, what do you want from me? Like, I'm. I'm. I'm a large man doing drag. I'm a man. What do you want from me? But they. What. NFL is cr. Which is crazy because they were literally like, it's the butch roll.

[Naomi Smalls]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But honestly, she took it on the chin and she filmed it up.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're trying to crack her, though, and it's almost working.

[Naomi Smalls]

I think it's. She's easy to crack. And this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, for sure. So the girls are trying now. Now they're getting ready to do their makeup, and the girls are trying to make Mistress and Georgeous give their points first. But they don't know that RuPaul is gonna make everyone give their points on stage. So it seems like no matter what they do, they just cannot best Mistress. Like, she is going to get the last laugh every single time. You just can't one up her. You don't. I think it's what you said. The game isn't long enough. The contest, the competition is not long enough to best her. So she's. I mean, she's probably gonna get bested in the next round. Whoever's gonna be there. Maybe. But then I'm thinking to myself, like, Lydia, I don't think Lydia and George's will, like, spill her tea and be Like, Mistress is playing crazy.

[Naomi Smalls]

I feel like Irene will sniff it out since they were like, on the same season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, maybe.

[Naomi Smalls]

And then I feel like Bosco has. She's smart enough to be able to scope it out as well. And they've toured together. And who else is in the top in the first bracket?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bosco, Irene, and who else?

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's the third one?

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Bosco, Irene. Aja.

[Naomi Smalls]

Oh, that's right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aja. Yes.

[Naomi Smalls]

Aja might fall for it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aja might fall for it because Aja is. Aja does seem quite trusting. But also, I don't think either of those three are like, the type to, like, go after Mistress, you know what I mean? Like, when Aja felt like she got done wrong by. By. By Liv, she just laughed at her and walked away from it.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. But even the girls who are left over, I don't know who would go after Mistress, except for Betty and Diabeti, maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right, Right. So Tina is. Tina is so over Mistress and this alliance. She's. Tina just had it. Tina's cooked. Like, Tina is fucking cooked. She's just. She's had it. She's just sick of it. She's sick of the bullshit.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

She.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's just sick of it. Yeah. You know?

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, I. I'm sure she wishes she had, like, a close friend there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right.

[Naomi Smalls]

It strikes me as the type that kind of would benefit from, like, that relationship dynamic going into this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And when we were at the me, Monet just did Silver rivalry live in at World Pride in dc. Shout out to everyone who came to our sold out show. Thank you all so much. And, um, and then, like, they put the picture of Tina Byrne with the rainbow wig came up. That. That awful picture. And Monat was like, this is the queen that Bob is trying to say is flawless. Which is so crazy that. Cause Monet knows how it is when they pick an old picture of you and then say you're not doing a good job. Now, Monet literally knows what that's like. Monet knows what it's like for them to pick an old ass picture of you. This. This picture of Monet.

[Naomi Smalls]

So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when I go and say Monet is the great queen, but we're looking at this picture that might be being like, oh, but this is y' all Queen. Oh, but she's sickening. Oh, okay, sure. Then I said to the audience, I was like, what Tina's doing this season is flawless. And. And the audience agreed. They were like, yeah, it is. It actually is. You know, um, what do you want to say?

[Naomi Smalls]

I Was gonna say she. I feel like she had her really strong design week moment. I feel like that was her, like, height this season so far.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, we're gonna get to the looks in a second. First of all, RuPaul is RuPaul's main stage walk. Why is she walking like she's in pain in this gingham dress? Let's get to the looks since we're here. Since we're here. Let's talk about the looks, honey.

[Naomi Smalls]

The sixth fashion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

RuPaul's wearing this gingham dress. I actually like it. I think the dress is nice.

[Naomi Smalls]

I love it. I feel like, actually, when I saw it, I was like, I could totally see Bob in this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, this is really pretty.

[Naomi Smalls]

It's, like, really large houndstooth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. No, it's not house. It's gingham.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yes. Yeah. But I love the styling with, like, the icy contacts, the icy hair color. Everything was, like, monochromatic. But, like, the contrast of the silver really helps.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I realized that I never know what color anyone's eyes are. Like, I realized I never pay attention to color people's eyes, like, ever. Like, I did not. I did not realize that Taylor had blue eyes until. Until he mentioned that. I was like, oh, I guess, you know, blue eyes. That's crazy.

[Naomi Smalls]

That's crazy. I feel like eye color is such a huge part for me in drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The only reason I clock it with Mitch, specifically, because Mitch looks like a husky, because he has, like, gray and black chest hair and these like. Like. Like blue eyes that look like a husky.

[Instacart Advertiser]

Blue.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

It's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like a white. Like a very light blue. So he. To me, because he looks like a husky. I'm like, oh, you look like. You look like a husky. That's why.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Like, green.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, they're green.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're never mine, then. Never mind. I don't know what color anyone's eyes

[Naomi Smalls]

are through your eyes so bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, your eyes are blue. Jacob. I know. Jacob's eyes are blue.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

My eyes are green, too. I don't know. You're talking. Maybe it's you being colorblind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, your eyes are not blue. I'm not. I know what color eyes are. And Naomi's eyes are like a. Like a. Like a. Like a hazel.

[Naomi Smalls]

Like a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a. Like a light. Are they. They're hazel, right? Are they. I don't know.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Brown?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're brown, right?

[Naomi Smalls]

They're very brown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, they're dark brown like mine. We have the same. We have the same color eyes.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Naomi Smalls]

Gorgeous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's Go into the queens. So, Nicole Paige Brooks.

[Naomi Smalls]

Wait, what's the category? It's like tails or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or rodeo. It's like cowboy rodeo.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Wild, wild west.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wild, wild west.

[Naomi Smalls]

Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, if this. I don't think it is, but if this tail is in her ass, that would be so iconic. It looks like it's in her ass.

[Naomi Smalls]

It does look like it's in her ass. I don't know how we got here. I would love to know what the brief was. If it said wild, wild west, what was the, like, the subtext?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She got the wild part. This shit is wild. This look is wild. And we're gonna get to the judging soon, but just right now, we're talking about our critiques on this. I obviously do not like this look. It is not a great look. And, yeah, this is not a good look. I don't. This look is. This is a bad look.

[Naomi Smalls]

I feel like something I do enjoy. I mean, this look is not all stars ready, I would say, but something I do enjoy is, like, the idea that she's wearing, like, the saddle as a corset belt kind of a moment. I've never seen that before. Like, if she. I kind of wish she did get on all fours at the end of the Runway, just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But maybe there's a reason why you haven't seen it. Maybe there's a reason why I haven't seen it,

[Naomi Smalls]

but I also feel like she is not a black hair girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no.

[Naomi Smalls]

I don't necessarily think she's an orange hair girl, but, like, I think I like her in lighter hair colors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she's maybe, like, maybe a brown. Maybe like a dark brown.

[Naomi Smalls]

Even when I hear the name Nicole, I think of brunette for some reason.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Let's go over to Tina Burner. This look is amazing. She looks absolutely stunning.

[Naomi Smalls]

She looks gorgeous, actually. This is, like. So I could see, honestly, Beyonce doing something like this for cowboy Carter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Legit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we also put the picture from Tina Burner's social media? Have you seen the photo shoot she did in it?

[Naomi Smalls]

I have not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should look it up. It's really good. I mean, she looks great here. This look is so good. She looks absolutely amazing.

[Naomi Smalls]

I hate queens on their phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We can put it on the screen for you too, if you need. Put it on the screen. There it is. Like, how great is this photo shoot? It looks really good.

[Naomi Smalls]

Gorgeous. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I know you guys are thinking, like, people online act like someone online was like, what? How much did Tina pay Bob for this. I mean, y', all, she's doing a good job. I don't know why y' all can't just say this girl is doing a good job. I don't get what the Tina Burner shade on the Internet is. I genuinely am so lost, because she's clearly doing a good job, and she looks fantastic.

[Naomi Smalls]

Is that photo from D.C.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

it's in downtown New York, like, in the financial district?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it looks like it's at 1 Center Street.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Kari Colby. Am I in crazy town? I don't like this look.

[Naomi Smalls]

I love it from, like, tit up. Like, I think that the, like, the hat is kind of cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she kept saying she was in the Met Gala. I was like, what do you mean?

[Naomi Smalls]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can't be like, met Gala, Met Gala. I'm like, what? Where?

[Naomi Smalls]

I like the hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The hair is cute. This hat. You know what's wrong about this hat? It looks like. It looks like a hat wrapped in something.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, it probably is, like, paper mache or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it doesn't look like the hat was made that way. It looks like she bought a hat and then wrapped it in something as opposed to, like, making the hat, if that makes any sense.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are they pants?

[Naomi Smalls]

Is it supposed to be, like, almost like, you know, like, Simone's, like, step down or. It's like that, like, T shirt that's, like, glossed look?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. It's like the resin. The resin T shirt.

[Naomi Smalls]

Is that. What. Is that what her, like, bodysuit is made out of?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. We should make one for you. A resin. A resin shirt. But it'd be a dress, though.

[Naomi Smalls]

Should I just use.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have to use a bigger shirt. Not this little Baby Gap tee. Let's go R and 2.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Wait, can we. Did you do. Can we talk about the wet but dry quote from her?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she looks wet but dry. I don't get it. Like, is it because of the stones from the hat? I feel like she's trying to go for Kim Kardashian's mugler. Oh, but she looked wet, though. But her hair doesn't look wet. I don't understand what's supposed to be wet on this.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, I don't. I think I like her better. Like, I like her better when she came out for the Lip Sync Assassin, she looked pussy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she did. She did. Let's go into Mistress Isabel Brooks. I was like, baby, we've seen this look. Also, this. This noodle is not noodling. The nude illusion is bad because what it is is this legging. The legs are one piece. So I don't know why she didn't just wear tights and then actually wear stirrups as opposed to, like, she looks like. To me, she looks like she's wearing a couch.

[Naomi Smalls]

It's disappointing because, Mistress, you know better than that, right? You know better than that. Especially when your first season, you did that exact, like, whole chaps thing over your, like, pads and tights, and it looks way more flawless on your first season than it does on your All Star season. It's confusing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it looked really good on the first. The first go around, the second go around. It did not look great. The fact that she's moving, I can see the creases and, like, the whole thing is creasing together because. So I don't know if you guys can tell, but, like, this is basically like the. They're just. It's one full piece, the leg. So the. The stirrups are sewn on top of this flesh colored thing. Also, the seam on the side, like, the seam, the. The flesh seam going up the side of her is sending me. It is sending me. And it's also not. It's a little loose in spots. It's not a good look.

[Naomi Smalls]

I feel like she's been, like, losing weight either since she got here, or it's just the fact that it's, like, in motion. But it's very disappointing because she had, you know, I don't know, probably six days, seven days minimum that she could have been, like, working on this at the hotel and she obvious. So she could have been like, editing. Like, we come to Drag Race and these designers either drop the ball or us up, or it didn't turn out how the sketch was or you didn't get h. You weren't able to have a fitting. But when you're there at Drag Race, you have the opportunity to tweak and fix. And this could have been a really easy fix, I think, if she would just, like, cut the chaps out of the body moment and Lily and put on some tights, and then you can, like, you know, safety pin, whatever you want to do to, like, up at the hip. But this was totally avoidable, especially because she can sew.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also it's weird to come out in this look that's not flawless and be like, I'm showing Tina Burner how to wear flames. I don't think you are a girl.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, she wanted to get one lick in there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go. On to Lydia Butthole Collins. I like this look. This look is really cool. I. I like. I like everything about this look. I like this hat. Like, the fringe on it. I like these cartoony chaps with the. With the. I like this. The lace up this look. I like the hair. This is a really great look.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. Something also I could totally see, like, finessed, perfected and everything. And I could totally see this as a cowboy Carter, like, look as well. Like, these, like, the rope idea with the pants is very cool. Something I haven't seen on Drag Race before. This hat that has, like, the, like, steer built into it is, like, fierce. Yeah. I think she probably, like, was smart to wear a flat wig with this hat as well. Could have kept the wig on because, you know, her lip sync. I felt like the wig was fighting her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean. You mean doing the lip sync?

[Naomi Smalls]

I don't know if it was the lip sync. Maybe it was a lip sync. It was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it was not fierce to reveal to the wig you had, because in the lip sync, she revealed back to this wig. Like, we already saw you in this wig.

[Naomi Smalls]

That's what it was. That's what it was. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And finally, let's go on to George's, and I feel like we have seen this outfit from George's no less than 10 times.

[Naomi Smalls]

I would agree. I would definitely agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. I just don't know why she doesn't wear a little. A little pat or.

[Naomi Smalls]

Or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or do it in a. Or wear a shape that doesn't make her look like such a stick.

[Naomi Smalls]

I know normally she does corset, but I think these past two weeks, she hasn't. And you can totally see the difference of her when she has a waist and when she doesn't, and you can really get away with it more so without the cinch. But here, it's just like, she needed either the. She needed a corset, or she really needed, like, the help of those, like, stones that are bordering the tits and the waist and, like, giving that corset look to, like, come more into a diagonal just to trick that eye until, like, open her hips.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's get back to the notes at hand. Okay. So let's go to the judging. So I feel like, okay, they're doing this the way they're judging Nicole is really pissing me off.

[Naomi Smalls]

Is the Alyssa Edwards thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. They're like, you did everything wrong. And honestly. Great. I'm sorry, what?

[Naomi Smalls]

You're not here for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then when. When they tried to tell me that her look was good. Like, when they tried to. When they tried to convince me that her look was great, I was like, I can't be her anymore.

[Naomi Smalls]

Well, this look is, you know, this look is fun. It's very fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, what? I'm sorry. Okay. I feel like they're grading Nicole on a curve.

[Naomi Smalls]

I think they're just like, also, like, she knows she's down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's true.

[Naomi Smalls]

Kick her some more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true. Well, speaking of kicking you when you're down, this Tina Burner judging felt very strange to me. They were like, they were like, you ate. You brought so much. You were flawless. You shone. But someone was shinier. By the way, she didn't get all the dances right. She didn't. Her outfit, by the way, also, her Runway outfit. Not as good as yours. Not. By the way, you were literally. You were flawless. Just like, I don't like you.

[Naomi Smalls]

I just don't see it for her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were, they were like, you ate. But we don't like, we don't like you.

[Naomi Smalls]

So I, I do think it should have like, it. I wish in these scenarios, when it's, like, so split up, a winner should be from both teams. Like, that should be, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think that Tina should have been at the top of this episode, in my opinion. I think Tina did a really good job. I think that Tina looked great. I think her performance was really good. I did not understand this whole. Like, I just kept looking at Carrie. Like, that's, that was a weird critique to me. And I feel. I honestly feel like from the performances, I feel like Tina was the star of her group, and I feel like Mistress was the star of her group. So my top two would have been Tina and Mistress. Me, personally, what would your top two have been?

[Naomi Smalls]

I mean, totally same. When I think of, like, who ate up the villains, of course I think of Mistress. I mean, the look, the everything, like, it is literally her. And then I think that Tina has all the experience and was very. It's very similar to, like, her Liza Minnelli moment. Like, you did so amazing, but we're still not going to give it to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right? That's what. So I was, I was very confused. The top two. My top two would not have been Georgeous and Lydia. My top two would have been Mistress and Tina. Because they, they were. To me, they were just like, to me, they were obviously the best ones. Like, obviously the best.

[Naomi Smalls]

I mean, I, I, I don't think it has anything against the way the show is, but I do think that this is, like, where favoritism really speaks volumes. Like, these are the favorites of these brackets getting the last final points in this bracket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right.

[Naomi Smalls]

She always loves Butthole. She obviously loves George's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It also sent me to the moon knowing that RuPaul filmed hers on a different day at a different studio with different dancers. RuPaul's like, I'm not about to get next to these h.

[Naomi Smalls]

I know. Crazy. When she said it in the workroom, like, you're going to be starring next to me. I thought it was almost going to be like, the improv challenge from the last bracket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me too.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

But she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she. Whenever RuPaul performed with the girl, she's never in drag.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, I mean, I get it. Whenever she talks to, like, the Tic Tac lunch or the podcast. Now, there's no. I. I mean, me either. I'm so jealous that the early season girls got to have, like, Rue in full drag and, like, right here, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not just early. The season before us and the season after us, we are the only ones that get it. The season before us got it. The season after us got it. It was just us.

[Naomi Smalls]

Oh, man. Maybe we stink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe it's like, you know, you know, you know, Monet, the Miss Congeniality before Monet won money, and the Miss Congeniality after Monet won money, she's the only one who didn't get any money. Isn't that hilarious?

[Naomi Smalls]

That is so funny. But, hey, what are you gonna do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was really weird the way they judged the shape of Carrie's hat, but then saying Nicole knocked out of the park, they were like, I don't care. The shape of your hat is just weird. And then saying Nicole knocked out of the park, that's crazy to me.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. I mean, that's. Those are the critiques that we, as the audience are hearing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. We don't know what else they said.

[Naomi Smalls]

We know how much longer that whole process is. And, like, yeah, I find it weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were giving Lydia props for the lift that Mistress did. Like, Mistress literally picked her up. They were like. They were like, Lydia, the lifts. Mistress picked her up. Mistress literally grabbed her, picked her up, and put her down. Why were y' all giving Lydia props for being picked up by another rude girl? That. And it's not like. It's not like the. The.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The. The dancer. It was Mistress. That's why I'm so shocked that Mistress did not win that challenge. I don't get it. I really don't get it.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

The.

[Naomi Smalls]

The doors that India and Mimi have Opened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I am happy that Mistress was in the bottom, though, because I got to. We got to have that moment that we are going to talk about very, very soon. And we would never have had that if. If Mistress had been on the top. Even though I think she deserved it. I think she deserved to be in the top. But, you know, but I also think Mistress versus Tina would have been a. Would have. Would have been a great TV moment

[Naomi Smalls]

as well, for sure. And then. But I think that that would have guaranteed that Tina would have gone on to the next round. And I don't think that was in the cards for this broadcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think she should. I mean. Okay, we'll get there. So you do.

[Naomi Smalls]

Wait, you do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the top three should be Mistress, Georgia, and Tina.

[Naomi Smalls]

I'm doing. I'm doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I think Tina does a good job. No one. No one knows. I'm very quiet about it. Mistress. So Tina and Nupole cage Brooks. So we find out that Lydia and George is on the top two. Do you agree with this?

[Naomi Smalls]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who would you put in the top two?

[Naomi Smalls]

I would have done one from each team. I would have think. I thought Tina was the best, and then I thought Mistress was the best.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we're on the same page about that. And then when they go back, girl, Tina and Nicole are having a little fireside chat. They're like. They're like, we're gonna pull one. We're gonna pull one. We're gonna. We're gonna. We're gonna gather Mistress. We're gonna gather her by her little. What do you. A loaf. What this other girl's wearing deposit loaf.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're gonna grab her by her little loaf, honey. Yes. We're gonna get her little. Her little spray on edges and wipe them clean, honey. So they're like a little chat in ice.

[Naomi Smalls]

Like, they're normally, like, not allowed to talk when they're back there. But, like, Nicole is fully having, like, a full volume conversation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I've been the producer, like, no, let her. Let her cook. Let her cook, let her cook.

[Naomi Smalls]

So ice. Rue on ice. Nicole's talking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rue, could you please. Nicole, Icon, icon, legend status and having a moment. So George just wins the lip sync. Can I say this is a great song. It's not a good lip sync song.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it'd be great for karaoke, but I feel like there are better songs that they could have chosen from Cowboy Carter. What's that now? Now we're all getting. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. That would have been a better lip sync song, in my opinion.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah.

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[Naomi Smalls]

These are not the girls I want to see doing this song. I think that's what it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe that's what it is. But George's wins, which I agree with. That wig reveal was so lackluster. Revealing to a wig you were in earlier is crazy.

[Naomi Smalls]

A runchy munchy, munchy, munchy. And this is, like, when I see, like, Lydia do stuff like that or even performing in, like, like, a meet and greet dress. Like, stuff like that. Or not even a mean grey dress. That's, like, trade coming over dress, like, performing on drag race for $10,000 in that look. Just. That's what I'm like, okay. She is, like, so fresh off the season doing, like, a wig reveal that from that, this, and expecting your lace front to stay down. Like, that's when I'm like, you. You're. You're straight from the. You're, like, season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But also, why is Mistress always dressed like a loofah? Every lip, she's like, I'm gonna put on my good old loofah drag and give y' all a little 1, 2, 1, 2. Let's get to the drama. The mvq points. Lord have mercy. So Nicole Pagebrook gives her point to Carrie. Tenny gives her point to Carrie, and now Carrie needs one more point, because Carrie has four. But. But mistress has 4.5 right now. Listen to this. If they had not split that point between the two girls, they would be tied right now, and RuPaul would have had to make a. Made a choice, which is crazy. And I want to say, honestly, I genuinely think that Jorge's beat Mistress in the lip sync, and Georgia should have had two points, and Mistress should have had none or the extra point and Mr. Shouldn't have gotten one, which would have made them tie. But it's not Bob's drag race. It's RuPaul's drag race. Right?

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. I was curious about that half point. Like, how did they. Did they kind of, like, want that suspense, or did they want to guarantee that they would move on, like. Like, knowing it was going to be so crucial? Like, their chances of winning again, like, that were going to be slim. But then they had, like, the. Like, I don't. Yeah. I don't know how the hell that half point was so important in this scenario.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. It came in click. And I also feel like the fact that, I mean, Nicole knew she wasn't gonna make it, but Tina could have made it. Tina. Just like if Nicole and Kerry were close, they could have given points to Tina. Not that Mistress would have ever given a point to Tina. But they. But I think they chose Kerry because they thought that Mistress might actually do right and give the point to Carey. So we get to Carey. Kerry says, you've been nothing, but, oh, Kerry says she's gonna give her point to Tina Burner. She gets a point to Tina, and it gets to Mistress, and we're like, oh, is she gonna give her point to. To Carrie? And she goes, I knew Carrie was gonna be a fake bitch and not give me her point, so I'm giving my point to Lydia, who is all the way at the front of the line. Well, second place. So she did not give her point to her at all. She gave it to Lydia instead. And. Which means George's has 7.5 points right now. I mean, Jacob, can you go back and double check the points from the girls from bracket one? Is Georgia's in the lead?

[Naomi Smalls]

Yes.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Jorgeous and Lydia, I think are tied. But let me double check right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Including. Including the first bracket. Cause I'm wondering why. Because I knew that Carrie was. I mean, Mistress was going to give her a point to one of the girls in the top so that none of the girls in the bottom will get a point, and certainly not Carrie. Cause she thought that Carrie was going to be, quote, a fake bitch. And then it cut to Carrie, who was like, you've been nothing but fake this entire competition.

[Additional Guest/Commentator]

Jorgeous is. Does have. Irene has 7, and Georgia's has 7.5. So she does, but not by a large margin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So maybe that's why Mistress didn't give her point to Georgia's. Cause she's like, this should be too far ahead. But she can give it to Lydia to make sure that Carrie doesn't make it through. So they tried to gather Mistress. Mistress clocked it. She gave her point to Lydia. And the top three are. Lydia Butthole Collins, Mistress Isabel Brooks, and. And George's.

[Naomi Smalls]

Honestly good that Mistress had the intuition to not do that. Like, not make it right. Because then it would have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right. Yeah, she would have been. She would. She would have made it.

[Naomi Smalls]

So this is just. Just be a lesson play for yourself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who would you. Who is your top three from this. From this bracket?

[Naomi Smalls]

This is my top three. This is, like, who I like after that first week. And Lydia kind of killed the design challenge because that first week kind of predicted Lydia's future. Like, if she was gonna rise above to the challenge, of coming back so soon or, like, be, like, overwhelmed coming back so soon. And when she obviously, like, did the bet, the better of those two options, I was like, okay, she's probably gonna be in the top. And, I mean, Mistress and George's really solidified it with their, like. Like, teaming up with each other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, I would have removed Lydia, put in and put in a burner, obviously. But I'm not mad to see Lydia up in there. I mean, I think for me, Lydia would be like, a close third for me.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. All right, y', all, listen. We're gonna go over. We're gonna go over to. To Untucked. We're going to talk about that disgusting, revolting story with Naomi Smalls, and we're going to talk about the Roscoe's drama. We will see you all there. Bye, everyone.

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