Sibling Watchery: Drag Race All Stars S10 E6 "Starrbooty: The Rebooty"

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "Sibling Watchery: Drag Race All Stars S10 E6 'Starrbooty: The Rebooty'"

Release Date: June 11, 2025

Hosts:

• Bob the Drag Queen
• Naomi Smalls

Overview:
In this engaging episode of Sibling Watchery, hosts Bob the Drag Queen and Naomi Smalls dive deep into Episode 6 of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 10, aptly titled "Starrbooty: The Rebooty." The duo dissects the intricate dynamics, memorable performances, and the unfolding drama within the competition, offering listeners an entertaining and insightful analysis.

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1. Introduction to the Starrbooty Franchise

Bob the Drag Queen kicks off the discussion by introducing the episode’s focus on the "Starrbooty" franchise, highlighting its explicit and underground nature.

• [00:05] Bob: "Hello, everyone. Welcome back to sibling Watchery. We are reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10 Episode 6 Starrbooty the Rebooty."

Naomi Smalls expresses her unfamiliarity with the franchise, prompting Bob to elaborate on its content.

• [00:48] Naomi: "Really?"

• [00:50] Bob: "There is nudity in Star Booty."

Their banter sets the tone for a candid and humorous exploration of the episode's themes.

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2. Competition Dynamics: Alliances and Strategies

The hosts delve into the strategic maneuvers of the queens, focusing on alliances and the impact of key players like Mistress Isabel Brooks and Lydia Butthole Collins.

Bob:

• [03:09] "Naomi, how do you feel about the Star Booty franchise? Have you seen Star Booty?"

Naomi:

• [03:16] "I mean, it didn't. The agreement conversation they had before, that's how it was supposed to go."

They discuss how Carrie, feeling wronged by Lydia, navigates her trust issues within the competition.

• [03:40] Naomi: "When there's only three episodes, you have to lock in fast."

Bob highlights Mistress's control over the competition and the contrasting approaches of other queens like Tina Burner.

• [05:01] Naomi: "People are just embracing Nicole because she is just being 100% herself."

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3. Queen Performances and Looks

A significant portion of the episode focuses on critiquing the queens' performances and runway looks, with detailed observations on each contestant’s style and execution.

Nicole Pagebrooks:

• [17:28] Naomi: "I love it. I love it."

• [30:31] Naomi: "Oh, wow. First of all, if this tail is in her ass, that would be so iconic."

Both hosts express mixed feelings about Nicole’s cowboy-themed outfit, debating its execution and overall impact.

Tina Burner:

• [32:12] Naomi: "She looks gorgeous, actually."

Tina's stunning appearance garners praise, with Naomi comparing her look to potential high-fashion iconography.

Mistress Isabel Brooks:

• [35:38] Naomi: "It's disappointing because Mistress, you know better than that."

The hosts critique Mistress’s outfit, noting flaws and inconsistencies compared to her previous performances.

Lydia Butthole Collins:

• [37:54] Naomi: "I like everything about this look."

Lydia’s hat and overall appearance receive positive feedback for creativity and execution.

George's:

• [39:04] Bob: "I just don't know why she has to wear a little pat or..."

Repetitive critiques focus on George's recurring outfit themes and lack of innovation.

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4. Judging and Points Distribution Controversies

The episode intensifies as Bob and Naomi dissect the judging decisions, questioning the fairness and transparency of point distributions.

Bob:

• [40:04] "Is the Alyssa Edwards thing."

They express frustration over inconsistent critiques, especially regarding Nicole Pagebrooks’ performance and the perceived favoritism towards certain queens.

• [44:38] Naomi: "Yeah. I mean, that's the critiques that we, as the audience are hearing."

Bob:

• [45:19] "I genuinely think Jorge's beat Mistress in the lip sync, and Georgia should have had two points..."

The discussion highlights the tension between audience expectations and the show’s decisions, emphasizing the pivotal role of alliances and favoritism.

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5. Drama and Future Predictions

As the conversation winds down, Bob and Naomi speculate on upcoming drama and potential shifts in competition dynamics.

Bob:

• [50:54] Naomi: "Yes."

They discuss the possible alliances of Lydia and George, hinting at future confrontations and strategic plays.

• [52:09] Naomi: "This is my top three. This is, like, who I like after that first week."

Naomi:

• [53:00] Bob: "Yeah. We're on the same page about that."

The hosts anticipate heightened drama in subsequent episodes, especially with potent contestants like Acid Betty joining the fray.

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6. Conclusion and Teasers for Upcoming Episodes

Bob and Naomi wrap up the episode by teasing future discussions, including untucked segments and ongoing drama within the competition.

• [53:00] Bob: "All right, y' all, listen. We're gonna go over to untucked. We're gonna talk about that disgusting, revolting story with David Smalls, and we're gonna talk about the Roscoe's drama. We will see you all there by everyone."

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Notable Quotes:

• Bob the Drag Queen:

  • [05:01] "The bad guy's always gonna leave for the first, like, third of the movie."

  • [37:54] "I like this look. This look is really cool."

• Naomi Smalls:

  • [03:55] "I think the good guy, like, the tortoise wins."

  • [32:27] "She looks gorgeous, actually."

• Joint Discussion:

  • [30:46] Naomi: "I love it from, like, tit up. Like, I think that the hat is kind of cool."

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Key Takeaways:

• Strategic Alliances: The formation and dissolution of alliances play a critical role in the competition, with queens like Mistress and Tina Burner central to these dynamics.

• Performance Critiques: Detailed analysis of each queen’s performances and runway looks reveals strengths and areas for improvement, influencing audience and judge perceptions.

• Judging Controversies: Discrepancies in point distributions and perceived favoritism spark debate among the hosts, mirroring audience sentiments.

• Future Drama: Anticipation builds around upcoming episodes, with expectations of intensified drama and strategic gameplay.

Conclusion:
Bob the Drag Queen and Naomi Smalls provide a thorough and entertaining breakdown of "Starrbooty: The Rebooty," blending humor with insightful critique. Their passionate discussions offer listeners a comprehensive understanding of the episode's highlights, challenges, and the evolving competition landscape in All Stars Season 10.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hello, everyone. Welcome back to sibling Watchery. We are reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10 Episode 6 Sir Booty the Rebooty. How do you. Oh, my name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Naomi Smalls]

And my name is Naomi Smalls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Naomi, how do you feel about the Star Booty franchise? Have you seen Star Booty?

[Naomi Smalls]

I have not seen Star Beauty, and I feel like I am missing out. Ever since we have RuPaul in it, I'm like, who is that person?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it is. Well, Star Booty is wow, by the way. It is vulgar.

[Naomi Smalls]

It's, like, explicit. Like. Is it, like, nudity?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Naomi Smalls]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is nudity in Star Booty.

[Naomi Smalls]

Dicks or breasts or asses?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Both.

[Naomi Smalls]

Everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I want to say. I mean, I haven't seen Star Booty in a really long time. It's been a hot minute since I've seen Star Booty, but. But I remember being like. Oh, oh, oh.

[Naomi Smalls]

Really Considered an adult film.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it's a little. It's underground. Like, it was. I don't think it was, like, officially released or anything. So it's very. It's a very underground film. But you get the concept of starboarding.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yes. I think, like, I'm. The way that you're making it sound sounds almost like. Remember when the girls used to do, like, the cameos and, like, porn?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kind of like that. Yeah. Would you ever do one of those?

[Naomi Smalls]

I've never done one, but maybe for the right studio, I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, what, like, would you be, like, a teacher or, like a. Like, like. Or would you be, like, a mission? Would you be. Would you step. Don't people want you to step on them all the time?

[Naomi Smalls]

People do ask me to step on them all the time. That'd be hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think it's because you have such long legs and you're so tall. So. You're such a tall woman. So like, step on me.

[Naomi Smalls]

I thought it was because I looked like mistress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever obliged?

[Naomi Smalls]

What do you mean? Like, done it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Naomi Smalls]

Oh, I like. I mean, it's not so hard for me to put my leg up on their back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I mean, like, like, in a hookup. Have you, like, sexually stepped on someone? No.

[Naomi Smalls]

No. Have you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I slept on someone.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, like, they were like. You're like, simp. Like that kind of thing, or like it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Naomi Smalls]

Okay. Hot. That's hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was pretty hot, to be honest. I've stepped on someone in my day. Step up the feet. Exactly. I mean, smaller than your smaller than your stompers. And I know you're not over there talking.

[Naomi Smalls]

I knew you weren't going to let me get away with that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I only do podcasts with people with bigger feet than me. So this episode, let's just. Let's just hop. Just hop in. So, first of all, Carrie feels like she cannot trust Lydia, right? So Carrie's feeling some kind of way about what Lydia did with her last week, because Carrie feels like she should get a point from Lydia because she gave Lydia her point.

[Naomi Smalls]

I mean, it didn't. The agreement conversation they had before, that's how it was supposed to go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Mistress is really running this entire. It's honestly crazy. It is crazy how Lydia is just running this entire thing. And Tina Burner keeps trying to do this whole, like, the good guys will win. Honesty rules, all just be good and kind, hold hands and help each other. Like, girl, this is like, the most devious version of All Stars has ever been.

[Naomi Smalls]

When there's only three episodes, you have to lock in fast. I think the good guy, like, the tortoise wins. The race thing only works when it's stretched out, but when it's three episodes, you really have to fight to get to the top.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Cause the bad guy's always gonna leave for the first, like, third of the movie. The bad guy doesn't start off at the fucking end. So we get to the point. So Nicole gives Carrie her point, right? So Nicole Pagebrooks gives her points to Carrie. Then Carrie gives her point to Lydia. Kerry gives her points to Lydia Butthole Collins. Cause she's trying to see if she's gonna do the thing. Tina gives her point to Nicole, and then Lydia gives her point to Kerri. Colby officially righting that wrong. And Kobe is now on the map with one point. Just one point. Right?

[Naomi Smalls]

I mean, it's crazy how that first week fucked up Carrie and Nicole so hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Naomi Smalls]

Like, you. You can't come back after that. Clearly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's. It's just. It's just from behind the whole time. Like, literally, you just at the back of the race. And again, like you said, the tortoise only wins when the rabbit gets lazy and starts doing other shit. But in three episodes, the rabbit is full of energy. You know what I mean?

[Naomi Smalls]

Surprisingly, because that Rabbit is currently 300.

[Jacob]

You are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are crazy. You are. The Internet is going to eat you up, girl. So listen, no one gives any points to Tina. And Tina is burned. She's burnt. She is mad. She is angry. Which is funny because it cuts to her in the confession, she's like, man, what the fuck? And then she's like, I don't feel any kind of way.

[Naomi Smalls]

I know it's crazy, because I feel like Tina is also, like. She is very emotional, but I think this around. She's trying to not, like, be a little bit more unbothered about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I think that Tina. So Tina feels like Lydia did her dirty. I don't think Lydia did her dirty. I think Lydia did Carrie dirty, and now Lydia is trying to right that wrong and make it right again.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, but it's crazy. The power of that flirting first week really got Tina into, like, this my bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, because she thought. Well, I think what it was was she saw that they were going to. I think Tina was like, oh, alliances are forming. This is not just a friendship. This is not just a flirty thing. This is, like, going to be my. My ride or die. Because Mistress and Jorgeous are so locked in, and Tina's kind of like, I need someone. But Tina also does not want to play the game. She doesn't want to play the I need someone game. Tina wants to be above it all. But, girl, you can't be. You can't. When. When everyone's playing in the mud, you got to get dirty.

[Naomi Smalls]

Totally. Totally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What would you do?

[Naomi Smalls]

I don't know. I don't know if I would like to be so heavy on alliances. Like, it's really hard to, like, go into there and be like, well, you have to be in the top or you're. But, like, yeah. Oh. Because, I mean, I would just probably gravitate towards my friends, like, kind of how George and Mistress are. But if you don't have that, like, because I feel like Tina really has no one from her original season. She's not really, like, in the same scene with any of these girls. She's kind of like, you're kind of fucked going into this unless you have a friend in your bracket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right? And then so now, after it's all said and done, Mistress is telling George's like, girl, we either have to both be in the top or both of them in the bottom. Because Mistress knows that she's on everyone's shit list except George's the only person who's like, not. And I mean, not lit. Like, Lydia's kind of like this, like, neutral character. So it's like George's and Mistress are, like, literally linked. They're, like, locked in, right? And then Nicole and. And lil mama leg. Gorgeous Carrie. And Carrie, they're, like, kind of working together. Kind of not working together. And Tina is, like, trying to, like, be the good girl amongst the good girls. Like the. Tina's trying to be the leader of the good girl. Oh, my God. Tina is Star Booty. And Mistress is whoever's in charge of the Puss organization. Like, in real life. This is crazy.

[Naomi Smalls]

I think that's exactly how Mistress wanted it to go, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then the next day, Tina feels like Lydia played a game and she's airing the room. Tina came in and she's like, this is how I feel. I'm gonna say my feelings. Lydia's kind of. She said one of my favorite things in reality tv. Let me finish. When a girl says, let me finish, it is about to get nasty. Nasty girl. It's about to be diabolical work. When a girl says, let me finish.

[Naomi Smalls]

This isn't a conversation. I need to air my out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I don't think that Lydia is prepared for that. I don't think Lydia is ready for that kind of heat, to be honest. Lydia was like, okay, I'll let you finish. She was like, my bad.

[Naomi Smalls]

I mean, Tina, when she gets emotional and she gets hot and you can, like, see she's, like, processing. It is not a like a car I'm trying to be in front of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, Tina fully clocked Lydia. She was like, you played a game? And Lydia was like, no, I didn't. But then just earlier, Lydia said, I'm not gonna give Tina my point. Cause she'll be ahead of me.

[Naomi Smalls]

Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that's literally what she said. Tina clocked her purpose. She was like, this is what you did. You played a game. You did it so you'd be in the lead. And now. And now you are. So congratulations. You did the thing you wanted to do. And Tina was absolutely right. But Lydia kept acting like that wasn't it.

[Naomi Smalls]

I kind of wish that you could. And this is like, hypothetical world. It's never going to happen. There's no reality. But I wish you could see what the girls are saying about you in the interview before you walk into the workroom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, who you telling? Cause I was getting. Georgie was cooking my ass up on my season. I was getting your friends. I know her best friend. I was like. I was like, I know you mean my best friend Thorgy. What about her?

[Naomi Smalls]

I want to make it to the end with her. Meanwhile, Thorgy, I was like, oh, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mean my best friend in the world? What about her? What? Ask away. I have a problem talking about my buddy. She was like, bob, shut the fuck up. Annoying ass bitch. Talking ass bitch won't stop talking ass bitch. Ugh, here comes Bob. So. So then I'm screaming. So then Mistress does this thing where Mistress tells Carrie that Tina was plotting against her, which is not true at all.

[Naomi Smalls]

She's just stirring the pot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And does Carrie believe it?

[Naomi Smalls]

I feel like Carrie is a. They say that, like, beagles are the number one breeds that use in, like, animal testing because you can, like, hurt them, but they still come back to you. I feel like Carrie reminds me of such a beagle. She's. And Mistress is the scientist putting the lipstick on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Because I do not know what would make Carrie listen to anything like, Nicole Bay Brooks is already like, mistress, I've clocked you. You're lying no matter what. If your lips are moving, you're lying. Don't trust anything she says. She's never telling the truth. This bitch is always lying. Never, ever, ever listen to Mistress. And Carrie's like, I don't know.

[Naomi Smalls]

We're from Texas, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This ain't Texas. But this ain't Texas, honey. Ain't no hold' em Texas. Yeah, this is what's sending me. And then also what's weird is, like, so the truth is that Lydia could clear Tina's name, but she just refuses to.

[Naomi Smalls]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tina kept being like, girl, are you gonna be on the team? Who's lying? Are you gonna tell the truth? And Litia kept being like, it's just a game. She's like, bitch, I'm not asking you if it's a game. I'm asking you to tell who is lying. Just say who's lying. And Lydia's like, listen, guys, let's just. I'd be like, bitch, why won't you just say, this bitch is lying?

[Naomi Smalls]

Not to be that girl, too, but, like, now that there actually is $200,000 on the line, it's not just a game. It's a contest. This is a competition.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, baby, this. Maybe this is not chess. At. At board game night.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, we're not hoard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are competing for one $200,000 before taxes. Clear my fucking name. Like, Lydia, you're already Gucci. You're already good. You're in the lead. Can you just help clear my name in this moment, please? And Lydia just will not do. So, y' all, it's all a game. That was just me off.

[Naomi Smalls]

I think she, like, sees Mistress as just more of a realize competitor in this competition than she sees Tina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, obviously, we see that it pays to be aligned, at least in this bracket. It pays to be aligned with Mistress more than it does to be aligned with Tina. Being aligned with Tina doesn't help you at all. Because even if you are, no matter what's happening, Tina's gonna do some sort of diplomatic voting, like, basically giving her points to a person who needs points as opposed to a person she feels aligned to. So even if you are good to Tina, that doesn't mean she's gonna give you her point. Right. You know what I mean? So, like, what. So why would you. So I guess why would you. Why would you clear her name? How could it ever come. How could that ever benefit you? But sticking by, as we know, sticking by Mistress could actually get you somewhere.

[Naomi Smalls]

Do you think that this is gonna change the way that, like, some Queen compete in this competition if they keep the. The method and the bracket?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I hope they keep the brecket format for next season. And if they do, I think that we're gonna get some more people doing what Mistress is doing this season. If they have it in them. Like, I don't think everyone has it in them, though.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. I feel like this is very organic for Mistress. I don't think she's digging with, like, some sort of plan. I think this is just, like, how her brain works in scenario.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think Mistress has solidified herself for the next season of House of Villains, though.

[Naomi Smalls]

I. I mean, I hope so. I think she'd be really good at Traders as well, but almost too obvious. I don't, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it'd be worth it. They put her on Traders and they made her a faithful, and no one believed her, but she could probably be. But Mistress could find a way to be diabolical as a faithful, too.

[Naomi Smalls]

First out. First out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, if I was. If I was on the trainers and I saw Mistress. Immediate dead.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Immediate banishment. Immediate. I wish I knew that about Boston Rob. I didn't know that about him. You know what I mean? So now it comes to getting the roles. So RuPaul comes in, and she announces that they're going to be doing Star Booty the Rebooty. And this gagged me again. They just let Mistress assign every single role to every single person. Mistress assigned every. Every role that everyone got. Mistress gave it to them.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, she definitely knows how to work the room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they were just like, yep, that's crazy to me.

[Naomi Smalls]

I know. I know. They were down for it. And she got her way. She got her team on one side and she got all the other girls on the other, and they seemed to Be with it in the moment. Until they realized, oh, shit, I'm on the team with the losers. And then the winners are over there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even Mistress assign me a role I wanted. I'd be like, no, something smells.

[Naomi Smalls]

Something stinks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't trust it. But the way they are letting her, I need to see what it's going to be like in the next bracket. I'm hoping, my fingers are crossed that she ends up in the same bracket as Acid Betty. I need, like, more than I need my next breath. I need to see Acid Betty bumping heads with. Because I think Acid Betty could give it back to her in a real vicious way.

[Naomi Smalls]

Acid Betty would clock it so fast, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Naomi Smalls]

She is the queen of clocking what's fair, what's right. And she's not scared of speaking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It in a very, very bully way.

[Naomi Smalls]

They smoke, I go outside.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. I smoke now. When I smoke, I smoke now.

[Naomi Smalls]

It's not fair. I need fresh breath, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally. So then they let Mistress cast the entire show. She got all of her girls to be on the villain side. And then Nicole, Paige, Brooke. Something about Nicole Page Brooks staring over the edge of her glasses.

[Naomi Smalls]

Something about Nicole just someone's dad trying to read a menu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or when you hand your parents the phone. And they'd be like. They be like, you like, look at this. Look at this meme. And I feel like Nicole Page Brook is giving a. Like. So they're. They're, like, in the work room, like, kind of reading their lines. And I feel like Nicole Page Brook is actually giving a lot, but Carrie's, like, not giving her anything back in return. In rehearsal, like, it seemed like Car's like, I don't even know how to rehearse with them. Like, we're going to rise to the occasion. Like, we're. It's camp. It's Drag Race. Like. Like, get into it, you know?

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. I think that it's really sinking in for her. Like, oh, shit. Like, I'm on the. I'm on the not so successful team. Instead of, like, embracing it and trying to make it trajectory, I feel like she's, like, sinking right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then they go over to record with Leland and Nicole Page Brooks is doing, like, first of all, I'm gagged at how many things Nicole is doing. For the first time ever, she has never sang, never rap. She's never sewn this. Been doing drag for 30, 30 years.

[Naomi Smalls]

I love it. I love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Started 1995.

[Naomi Smalls]

I wonder if she can just find people who, like, want to do These things for her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess. Or maybe she wants, like, I do what I do and. And I don't want to do nothing else.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. Because on season two, it was like, just performance or sewing or performance or. Yeah. Make a look. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She must make it to the song challenge.

[Naomi Smalls]

But didn't they have, like, a wedding challenge, like, pretty early on or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She didn't make it, girl.

[Naomi Smalls]

Wow. Oh, she's like that early out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she was like, third, second, third out.

[Naomi Smalls]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I will say this. Nicole Page Brooks is. I do think that the three people who are making the best TV are Tina Burner, Mistress, and Nicole Page Brooks. Tina Burner because she's, like, fighting the good fight. And you get to see, like, the person who's, like. Who's like, really believes that good will win overall Mistress because she's evil and she wants to cause chaos. And Nicole because she's chaotic neutral. So you have the chaotic good, the chaotic neutral, and the chaotic evil. Those three are, like, really creating this amazing. They're just making, like, great tv. They are. What's making this bracket my favorite bracket so far? I can't even imagine the third bracket is going to be this good. I can't imagine it will be.

[Naomi Smalls]

Just the fact that we have acid in the next bracket is going to be amazing. But I feel like people are just embracing Nicole because she is just being 100% herself. I feel like she is not even like, she just forgets the cameras are even in the room. And I think that people are so gravitated to watch that I've been seeing a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For some reason. My TikTok for you page is very like, be yourself. Just make the content. Don't worry about it if you're cringe. I'm like, girl, I'm not worried.

[Naomi Smalls]

I wonder why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know why this made it to my page, but I'm good. I don't need to hear the message, bitch. I do the cringe thing. I don't know.

[Naomi Smalls]

I wrote the book.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the online is like, either you're going to be cringe or you're going to be boring. You can't be both. And I've chosen to just be myself and do the cringe thing and do whatever, you know, makes me feel good in the moment. But anyway, now we're going on a whole different but. But Nicole Page Brooks is also that she's just being herself. She's doing the cringe thing. You know, someone thinks it's cringe. Some people don't it doesn't matter. She's just. She's being herself. She's having fun.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I love watching and I feel like Carrie at first being really, like, demure, but they were able to actually get, like, a lot of her, a lot out of her in the recording. Honestly, everyone's low key. Doing a pretty good job during the recording, to be honest.

[Naomi Smalls]

In my opinion, impressive. I feel like this is one of those seasons where they're trying to make it look like everyone's doing their best.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Yes. And then Nicole Pagebrook's yawning during Mistress is sending me, like, I don't know if she yawned that many times. If they played him in reverse. Like, how is anyone yawning that many.

[Naomi Smalls]

Times if she was doing it to get on her Mistress's skin? That just makes me love Nicole even more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she said she was, but I think she was just. I think she actually was just bored. I think she was bored. For real? For real. So then they go over to start dancing with Adam Shankman, and George's feels very comfortable going into the dances, which is fair. She's a. She's a great dancer. So George's has no nerves going into this. And then Mistress is struggling and Carrie and Nicole are living their lives.

[Naomi Smalls]

She was giving me very, like, James on their season. Like, I just. I don't learn like the other girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, very much. Like, I'll. I'll learn my own time, but. Well, bitch, you don't have your own time. You have. You have this time. Get with the. Do you like. Do you like the dancing stuff?

[Naomi Smalls]

I do. I like this more. So where it's like kind of like stage blocking with like little choreo moments. And between to the lyrics, I'm not like combo. Like, count the music in and like, just go ham. Like, that's not really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you. You like to walk and pose?

[Naomi Smalls]

I do love a walk and pose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Walk and pose. But I don't see you doing like, a lot of, like.

[Naomi Smalls]

I feel like on tour I'm always trying to, like, push myself to move a little bit more with the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What numbers are the most choreo you've ever done? Like, what's your. What's your, like, most choreo down number you've done, like on tour, on stage? Something like that.

[Naomi Smalls]

I feel like New Bottega Azalea Banks. On the last work, the world was like my most choreo heavy I've done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we put a clip over here? No audio, please. We don't get demonstrated. Can we put a clip here of you dancing?

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, I'll send you guys a clip of me. I did a full Shablam.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's from the other side.

[Naomi Smalls]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did? For real? You did a full dip and everything?

[Naomi Smalls]

A full death drop and everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love when you did your little leg.

[Naomi Smalls]

Oh, I know. You know, what's the. I can't really do that that much anymore because I don't wear fishnets anymore. And you need that to, like, kind of, like slide onto the stick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't just breeze up and just leave a slug, a snail trail.

[Naomi Smalls]

I try to be considerate and not have the girl after me be slipping and sliding, but that's new.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's new because, baby, when I tour with you, everything was slipped to the touch, bitch. I sit in the seat.

[Naomi Smalls]

What time Kim said I'm. Kim has always said I'm brown and wet and she's unicorn poop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One time, me and we were at the air work together.

[Naomi Smalls]

Wait, no, wait, please. No, please. No, please, no, please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll tell. I'll tell. I'll tell. On the Patreon exclusive. I'll tell.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yes, please. Only for the Patreon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That story was correct.

[Naomi Smalls]

That story was actually filthy, disgusting, rotted, horrendous, like, one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. But you were there for me because you did not react in that large group of people. Like you couldn't have reacted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I kept it cute. I kept it cute for you.

[Naomi Smalls]

Of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For you, anything.

[Jacob]

Was it the candy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. We'll tell you how to talk. We'll tell you. We'll tell you not talk. So Adam Shankman calling Tina Burner. NFL is crazy. This is crazy work. Just straight up. Which is crazy because. Okay, here's my theory. They're trying to. They're trying to fuck with Tina Burner, right?

[Naomi Smalls]

I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were like. They were like, be. They were like, you're gonna be the butch character. And then she butchers it up. And they're like, you're a fucking man, you big fucking man ass bitch. You literally. You literally look like a man. And they were like, be a man. They're like, you're the butch one. And then when she did butch, they were like, it's not woman at all. This is literally. You look like a fucking man, you big fucking bitch.

[Naomi Smalls]

And they're telling her something that I'm sure she's heard her entire drag career. Like, broad. You guys said that, like, the upside down slice of pizza or whatever background address yeah. It's like she has heard all this before, so I'm hoping she's not taking it to heart hearing it from, like, I'm sure someone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She goes, I'm a linebacker. Dress like, what do you want from me? Like, I'm. I'm a large man doing drag. I'm a man. What do you want from me? But they would NFL is. Which is crazy because they were literally like, it's the butch roll.

[Naomi Smalls]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But honestly, she took it on the chin and she filmed it up.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. They're trying to crack her, though, and it's almost working. I think it's. She's easy to crack in this scenario.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, for sure. So the girls are trying. Now they. Now they get ready to do their makeup, and the girls are trying to make Mistress and George's give their points first, but they don't know that RuPaul is going to make everyone give their points on stage. So it seems like no matter what they do, they just cannot best Mistress. Like, she is going to get the last laugh every single time. You just can't one up her. You don't. I. I think it's what you said. The game isn't long enough. The contest, the competition is not long enough to best her. So she's. I mean, she's probably gonna get bested in the next round. Whoever's gonna be there. Maybe. But then I'm thinking to myself, like, Lydia. I don't think Lydia and Jorgeous will, like, spill her tea and be like, Mistress is playing.

[Naomi Smalls]

I feel like Irene will sniff it out since they were, like, on the same season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, maybe.

[Naomi Smalls]

And then I feel like Bosco has. She's smart enough to be able to scope it out as well. And they've toured together. And who else is in the top in the first bracket?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bosco, Irene, and who else? Jacob. Who's the third one?

[Jacob]

Bosco, Irene. Aja.

[Naomi Smalls]

Oh, that's right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aja. Yes. Aja might fall for it because Aja is. Aja does seem quite trusting. But also, I don't think either of those three are, like, the type to, like, go after Mistress. You know what I mean? Like, when Aja felt like she got done wrong by. By. By Liv, she just laughed at her and walked away from it.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. But even the girls who are left over, I don't know who would go after Mistress except for Betty and Diabetti, maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right, Right. So Tina is. Tina is so over Mistress and this alliance, she's. Tina just had it. Tina's cooked. Like, Tina is fucking Cooked. She's just. She's had it. She's just sick of it. She's sick of the bullshit. She's just sick of it. Yeah. You know?

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, I. I'm sure she wishes she had, like, a close friend there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right.

[Naomi Smalls]

It strikes me as the type that kind of would benefit from, like, that relationship dynamic going into this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And when we were at the. Me and Monet just did Civil War every live at world pride in D.C. shout out to everyone that came to our sold out show, thank you all so much. And then, like, they put the picture of Tina Burner with the rainbow wig came up, that awful picture. And Monet was like, this is the queen that Bob is trying to say is flawless. Which is so crazy that. Cause Monet knows how it is when they pick an old picture of you and then say, you're not doing a good job. Now, Monet literally knows what that's like. Monat knows what it's like for them to pick an old ass picture of you. This picture of Monet. So when I go and say Monet's the great queen, but we're looking at this picture, that might be being like, oh, but this is y' all queen. Oh, but she's sickening. Oh, okay, sure. Then I said to the audience, I was like, what Tina's doing this season is flawless. And the audience agreed. They were like, yeah, it is. It actually is. You know. Um, what are you about to say?

[Naomi Smalls]

I was gonna say she. I feel like she had her really strong design week moment. I feel like that was her, like, height this season so far.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, we're gonna get to the looks in a second. First of all, RuPaul is RuPaul's main stage walk. Why is she walking like she's in.

[Naomi Smalls]

Pain.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In this gingham dress? Let's get to the looks since we're here. Since we're here, let's talk about the looks, honey. The sixth fashion RuPaul's wearing this gingham dress. I actually like this. I think this dress is nice.

[Naomi Smalls]

I love it. I feel like actually when I saw it, I was like, I could totally see Bob in this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks really cute.

[Naomi Smalls]

Like, really large houndstooth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. No, it's not houndst. Gingham.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yes. But I love the styling with, like, the icy contacts, the icy hair color. Everything was, like, monochromatic. But, like, the contrast of the silver really helps.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I realized that I never know what color anyone's eyes are. Like, I realized I never pay attention to the color people's eyes. Like, Ever. Like, I did not. I did not realize that Taylor had blue eyes until he mentioned that. I was like, oh, I guess you know who eyes. That's crazy.

[Naomi Smalls]

That's crazy. I feel like eye color is such a huge part for me in drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The only reason I clock in with Mitch specifically because Mitch. Mitch looks like a husky because he has, like, gray and black chest hair and these like. Like. Like blue eyes that look like a husky. Blue. It's like. It's like a white. Like a very light blue. So he. To me, because he looks like a husky, I'm like, oh, you look like. You look like a husky. That's why.

[Jacob]

Like, green.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, they're green. Yeah, they. Never mind, then. Never mind. I don't know what color anyone's eyes are.

[Naomi Smalls]

Drew your eyes so bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, your eyes are blue. Jacob. I know. Jacob's eyes are blue.

[Jacob]

My eyes are green, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Jacob]

You're talking. Maybe it's you being colorblind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, your eyes are not blue. I'm not that. I know what color your eyes are. And Naomi's eyes are like a. Like a. Like a. Like a hazel. Like a light Hazel. Like a. Like a light. Are they. They're hazel, right? Are they. I don't know. Brown? They're brown, right?

[Naomi Smalls]

They're very brown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, they're dark brown like mine. We have the same. We have the same color eyes.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Naomi Smalls]

Gorgeous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, let's go into the queens. So, Nicole Paige Brooks.

[Naomi Smalls]

Wait, what's the category? It's like tails or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or rodeo. It's like cowboy rodeo.

[Jacob]

Wild, Wild West.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wild, wild West.

[Naomi Smalls]

Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, if this. I don't think it is, but if this tail is in her ass, that would be so iconic. It looks like it's in her ass.

[Naomi Smalls]

It does look like it's in her ass. I don't know how we got here. I would love to know what the brief was. If it said Wild, Wild west, what was the, like, the subtext?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She got the wild part. This shit is wild. This look is wild. And we're gonna get to the judging soon. But just right now, we're talking about our critiques on this. I obviously do not like this look. It is not a great look. And, yeah, this is not a good look. I don't. This look is. This is a bad look.

[Naomi Smalls]

I feel like something I do enjoy. I mean, this look is not all stars ready, I would say, but something I do enjoy is, like, the idea that she's wearing, like, the saddle as a Corset belt kind of a moment. I've never seen that before. Like, if she. I kind of wish she did get on all fours at the end of the Runway, just playing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a reason why you haven't seen it. Maybe there's a reason why I haven't seen it.

[Naomi Smalls]

But I also feel like she is not a black hair girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no.

[Naomi Smalls]

I don't necessarily think she's an orange hair girl, but, like, I think I like her in lighter hair colors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she's, like, maybe a brown. Maybe like a dark brown.

[Naomi Smalls]

Even when I hear the name Nicole, I think of brunette for some reason.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Let's go over to Tina Burner. This look is amazing. She looks absolutely stunning.

[Naomi Smalls]

She looks gorgeous, actually. This is, like, so I could see, honestly, Beyonce doing something like this for Cowboy Carter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Legit. Can we also put up the picture from Tina Burner's social media? Have you seen the photo shoot she did in it?

[Naomi Smalls]

I have not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should look it up. It's really good. I mean, she looks great here. This look is so good. She looks absolutely amazing.

[Naomi Smalls]

I hate queens on their phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We can put it on the screen for you too, if you need. You can put it on the screen. There it is. Like, how great is this photo shoot? It looks really good.

[Naomi Smalls]

Gorgeous. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I know you guys are thinking, like, people online act like someone online was like, what? How much did Tina pay Bob for this? I mean, y' all, she's doing a good job. I don't know why I can't just say this girl is doing a good job. I don't get what the Tina Burner shade on the Internet is. I genuinely am so lost, because she's clearly doing a good job, and she looks fantastic.

[Naomi Smalls]

Is that photo from D.C.

[Jacob]

Downtown New York, like, in the financial district?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it looks like it's at 1 Center Street.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Kari Kobe. Am I in crazy town? I don't like this look.

[Naomi Smalls]

I love it from, like, tit up. Like, I think that the, like, the hat is kind of cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she kept saying she was the Met gal. I was like, what do you mean?

[Naomi Smalls]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can't be like, Met Gala. Met Gala. I'm like, what? Where?

[Naomi Smalls]

I like the hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The hair's cute. This hat. You know what's wrong with this hat? It looks like. It looks like a hat wrapped in something.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, it probably is, like, paper mache.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or something, but it doesn't look like the hat was made that Way it looks like she bought a hat and then wrapped it in something as opposed to, like making the hat, if that makes any sense.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are they pants?

[Naomi Smalls]

Is it supposed to be like, almost like, you know, like Simone's like, step down where it's like that, like, T shirt that's like, glossed look?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. It's like the resin. The resin T shirt.

[Naomi Smalls]

Is that what. Is that what her, like, bodysuit is made out of?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, we should make one for you. A resin. A resin shirt. But it'd be a dress, though.

[Naomi Smalls]

Should I just use.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have to use a bigger shirt. Not this little Baby Gap tee. Let's go on to.

[Jacob]

Wait, can we. Did you do. Can we talk about the wet but dry quote from her?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she actually looked wet but dry. I don't get it. Like, is it because of the stones from the hat? I feel like she's trying to go for Kim Kardashian's mugler. Oh, but she looked wet though. But her hair doesn't look wet. I don't understand what's supposed to be wet on this.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, I don't. I think I like her better. Like, I like her better. When she came out for the Lip Sync Assassin, she looked pussy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she did. She did. Let's go on to Mistress Isabel Brooks. I was like, baby, we've seen this look. Also this. This noodle is not noodling. The nude illusion is bad because what it is is this legging. The legs are one piece. So I don't know why she didn't just wear tights and then actually wear stirrups as opposed to, like, she looks like, to me, she looks like she's wearing a couch.

[Naomi Smalls]

It's disappointing because Mistress, you know better than that, right? You know better than that. Especially when your first season, you did that exact, like, whole chaps thing over your, like, pads and tights. And it looks way more flawless on your first season than it does on your all star season. It's confusing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it looked really good on the first. The first go around, the second go round. It did not look great. The fact that she's moving. I can see the creases and like the whole thing is creasing together because. So I don't know if you guys can tell, but like, this is basically like the. They're just. It's one full piece, the leg. So the, the stirrups are sewn on top of this flesh colored thing. Also the seam on the side, like the seam, the. The flesh seam going up the side of her is sending me. It is sending me. And it's also not. It's a little loose in spots. It's not a good look.

[Naomi Smalls]

I feel like she's been, like, losing weight either since she got here, or it's just the fact that it's, like, in motion. But it's very disappointing because she had, you know, I don't know, probably six days, seven days minimum, that she could have been, like, working on this at the hotel, and she obvious. So she could have been, like, editing. Like, we come to Drag Race, and these designers either drop the ball or us up, or it didn't turn out how the sketch was, or you didn't get h. You weren't able to have a fitting. But when you're there at Drag Race, you have the opportunity to tweak and fix, and this could have been a really easy fix, I think, if she would just, like, cut the chaps out of the body moment and literally and put on some tights, and then you can, like, you know, safety pin, whatever you want to do to, like, up at the hip. But this was totally avoidable, especially because she can sew.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, it's weird to come out in this look that's not flawless and be like, I'm showing Tina Burner how to wear flames. I don't think you are a girl.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. She wanted to get one lick in there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Lydia Butthole Collins. I like this look. This look is really cool. I. I like. I like everything about this look. I like this hat. Like, the fringe on it. I like these cartoony chaps with the. With the. I like this. The lace up this look. I like the hair. This is a really great look.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. Something also I could totally see, like, finessed, perfected and everything. And I could totally see this as a cowboy Carter, like, look as well. Like, these, like, the rope idea with the pants is very cool. Something I haven't seen on Drag Race before. This hat that has, like, the, like, steer built into it is, like, fierce. Yeah. I think she probably, like, was smart to wear a flat wig with this hat as well. Could have kept the wig on, because, you know, I felt like the wig was fighting her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean. You mean doing the lip sync.

[Naomi Smalls]

I don't know if it was the lip sync. Maybe it was the lip sync. It was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it was not fierce to reveal to the wig you had, because in the lips saying she revealed back to this wig. Like, we already saw you in this wig.

[Naomi Smalls]

That's what it was. That's what it was. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And finally, let's go on to George's, and I feel like we have seen this outfit from George's no less than 10 times.

[Naomi Smalls]

I would agree. I would definitely agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. I just don't know why she has Wear a little. A little pat or. Or. Or do it in a. Or wear a shape that doesn't make her look like such a stick.

[Naomi Smalls]

I know normally she does corset, but I think these past two weeks, she hasn't. And you can totally see the difference of her when she has a waist and when she doesn't. And you can really get away with it more so without the cinch. But here, it's just like, she needed either the. She needed a corset or she really needed, like, the help of those, like, stones that are bordering the tits and the waist and, like, giving that corset look to, like, come more into a diagonal just to trick that eye into, like, open her hips.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's get back to the notes at hand. Okay. So let's go to the judging. So I feel like, okay, they're doing this the way they're judging Nicole is really pissing me off.

[Naomi Smalls]

Is the Alyssa Edwards thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. They're like, you did everything wrong, and honestly, great. I'm sorry, what?

[Naomi Smalls]

You're not here for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then when. When they tried to tell me that her look was good, like, when they tried to. When they tried to convince me that her look was great, I was like, I can't be here anymore.

[Naomi Smalls]

Well, this look is. You know, this look is fun. It's very fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, what? I'm sorry. Okay. Because I feel like they're grading Nicole on a curve.

[Naomi Smalls]

I think they're just like, also, like, she knows she's down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's true.

[Naomi Smalls]

Kick her some more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true. Well, speaking of kicking, when you're down, this Tina Burner judging felt very strange to me. They were like. They were like, you ate. You brought so much. You were flawless. You shown. But someone was shinier. By the way, she didn't get all the dances right. She didn't. Her outfit, by the way, also her Runway outfit. Not as good as yours. Not, by the way. You were literally. You were flawless. Just like, I don't like you.

[Naomi Smalls]

I just don't see it for her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were like, you ate. But we don't, like. We don't like you.

[Naomi Smalls]

So I. I do think it should have like it. I wish in these scenarios, when it's like, they're so split up, a winner should be from both teams. Like, that should be, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think that Tina should have been in the top this episode, in my opinion. I think Tina did a really good job. I think that Tina looked great. I think her performance was really good. I did not understand this whole, Like, I just kept looking at Carrie. Like, that's, that was a weird critique to me. And I feel, I honestly feel like from the performances, I feel like Tina was the star of her group, and I feel like Mistress was the star of her group. So my top two would have been Tina and Mistress. Me, personally, what would your top two have been?

[Naomi Smalls]

I mean, totally same. When I think of, like, who ate up the villains, of course I think of Mistress. I mean, the look, the everything. Like, it is literally her. And then I think that Tina has all the experience and was very, it's very similar to, like, her Liza Minnelli moment. Like, you did so amazing. But we're still not going to give it to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right? That's what. So I was, I was very confused. The top two, My top two would not have been Georgeous and Lydia. My tattoo would have been Mistress and Tina. Because they, they were, to me, they were just like, to me, they were obviously the best ones. Like, obviously the best.

[Naomi Smalls]

I mean, I, I, I don't think it has anything against the way the show is, but I do think that this is, like, where favoritism really speaks volumes. Like, these are the favorites of these brackets getting the last final points in this bracket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right?

[Naomi Smalls]

She always loves Butthole. She obviously loves Georgia's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It also sent me to the moon knowing that RuPaul filmed hers on a different day in a different studio with different dancers. RuPaul's like, I'm not about to get next to these h hose.

[Naomi Smalls]

I know. Crazy when she said it in the workroom, like, you're going to be starring next to me. I thought it was almost going to be, like, the improv challenge from the last bracket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me too. But she, but she. Whenever RuPaul performed, the girl, she's never in drag.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, I mean, I get it. Whenever she talks to, like, the Tic Tac lunch or the podcast. Now there's no. I, I mean, me either. I'm so jealous that the early season girls got to have, like, Rue in full drag and, like, right here, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not just early. The season before us and the season after us, we are the only ones that get it. The season before us got it. The season after us got it. It was just us.

[Naomi Smalls]

Oh, maybe we stink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe it's like, you know. You know. You know, Monet, the Miss Congeniality before Monet won money and the Miss Congeniality after Monet won money. She's the only one who didn't get any money. Isn't that hilarious?

[Naomi Smalls]

That is so funny. But, hey, what are you gonna do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was really weird the way they judged the shape of Carrie's hat, but then saying Nicole knocked out of the park, they were like, I don't care. The shape of your hat is just weird. And then saying Nicole knocked out of the park, that's crazy to me.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. I mean, that's. Those are the critiques that we, as the audience are hearing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. We don't know what else I said.

[Naomi Smalls]

We know how much longer that whole process is. And, like, yeah, I find it weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were giving Lydia props for the lift that Mistress did. Like, Mistress literally picked her up. They were like. They were like, lydia, the lifts. Mistress picked her up. Mistress literally grabbed her, picked her up, and put her down. Why were y' all giving Lydia props for being picked up by another Ru girl? That. And it's not like. It's not like the dancer. It was Mistress. That's why I'm so shocked that Mistress did not win that challenge. I don't get it. I really don't get it.

[Naomi Smalls]

The doors that India and Mimi have opened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I am happy that Mistress was in the bottom, though, because I got to. We got to have that moment that we are going to talk about very, very soon if we would have never had that, if Mistress had been on the top, even though I think she deserved it. I think she deserved to be in the top, but, you know, but I was Gonna think Mistress vs Tina would have been a great TV moment as well, for sure.

[Naomi Smalls]

And then. But I think that that would have guaranteed that Tina would have gone on to the next round, and I don't think that was in the cards for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This Broadway, but I think she should. I mean. Okay, we'll get there. So you do.

[Naomi Smalls]

Wait, you do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the top three should be Mistress, Georgia, and Tina.

[Naomi Smalls]

I'm doing. I'm doing it better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I think Tina did a good job. No one. No one knows. I'm very quiet about it. Mistress. So Tina and Nicole, Cage, Brooks. So we find out that Lydia and George is on the top two. Do you agree with this?

[Naomi Smalls]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who. Who would you put in the top two?

[Naomi Smalls]

I would have done one from each team. I would have think. I thought Tina was the best, and then I thought Mistress was the best.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. We're on the same page about that. And then when they go back, girl, Tina and Nicole are having a little fireside chat. They're like. They're like, we're going to pull one. We're going to pull one. We're going to. We're going to. We're going to gather mistress. We're going to gather her by her little. What are you? A loaf. What the. What the Southern girls were the pageant love.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're gonna grab her by her little loaf, honey. Yes. We're gonna get her little. Her little sprayed on edges and wipe them clean, honey. So they're gonna look at in ice.

[Naomi Smalls]

Like, they're normally, like, not allowed to talk when they're back there. But, like, Nicole is fully having, like, a full volume conversation and every.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The producer like, no, let her. Let her cook. Let her cook, let her cook.

[Naomi Smalls]

So then ice Ru on ice. Nicole's talking Ru, can you please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nicole, icon, icon, legend status and having a moment. So Jordan just wins the lip sync. Can I say this is a great song. It's not a good lip sync song.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it'd be great for karaoke, but I feel like there are better songs that they could have chosen from Cowboy Carter. What's that now, Rogue? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What's that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. That would have been a better lip sync song, in my opinion.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah, yeah. These are not the girls I want to see doing this song. I think that's what it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe that's what it is. But George's wins, which I agree with. That wig reveal was so lackluster. Revealing to a wig. You weren't earlier is crazy.

[Naomi Smalls]

A runchy munchy, munchy munchy. And this is like, when I see, like, Lydia do stuff like that or even performing in, like, like a meet and greet dress. Like, stuff like that. Or not even a mean redress. That's like, trade coming over dress, like, performing on drag race for $10,000 in that look. Just. That's what I'm like. Okay. She is, like, so fresh off the season doing, like, a wig. Reveal that from that. This. And expecting your lace front to stay down. Like, that's when I'm like, you. You're. You're straight from the. You're like, season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But also, why is Mistress always dressed like a loofah? Every lip, she's like, I'm gonna put on my good old loofah drag and give y' all a little 1, 2, 1, 2. Let's get to the drama. The mvq points. Lord have mercy. So Nicole Pagebrook gives her point to Carrie. Tenny gives her point to Carrie, and now Carrie needs one more point because Carrie has four. But. But mistress has 4.5 right now. Listen to this. If they had not split that point between the two girls, they would be tied right now, and RuPaul would have had to make a. Made a choice, which is crazy. And I want to say, honestly, I genuinely think that Jorge's beat Mistress in the lip sync, and Georgia should have had two points, and Mistress should have had none or the extra point and Mr. Shouldn't have gotten one, which would have made them tie. But it's not Bob's drag race. It's RuPaul's drag race. Right?

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah. I was curious about that half point. Like, how did they. Did they kind of, like, want that suspense, or did they want to guarantee that they would move on? Like. Like knowing it was going to be so crucial, like, their chances of winning again, like, that were going to be slim, but then they had, like, the. Like, I don't. Yeah. I don't know how the hell that half point was so important in this scenario.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, it came in clutch. And I also feel like the fact that, I mean, Nicole knew she wasn't gonna make it, but Tina could have made it. Tina, like, if. If Nicole and Carrie were close, they could have given points to Tina. Not that Mistress would have ever given a point to Tina, but they. But I think they chose Carey because they thought that Mistress might actually do Right. And give the point to Carey. So we get to Carey, and Carrie says, you've been nothing. But no, Carrie says she's gonna give her point to Tina Burner. She gives her point to Tina, and it gets to Mistress, and we're like, oh, is she gonna give her point to Carrie? And she goes, I knew Kerry was gonna be a fake bitch and not give me her point, so I'm giving my point to Lydia, who is all the way at the front of the line. Well, second place. So she did not give her point to her at all. She gave it to Lydia instead. And. Which means George's has 7.5 points right now. I mean, Jacob, can you go back and double check the points from the girls from bracket one? Is Georgia's in the lead?

[Naomi Smalls]

Yes.

[Jacob]

Georgia and Lydia, I think, are tied. But let me double check right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Including. Including the first bracket. Cause I'm wondering why. Because I knew that Carrie was. I mean, Mistress was going to Give her points to one of the girls in the top so that none of the girls in the bottom will get a point, and certainly not Carrie. Cause she thought that Carrie was going to be, quote, a fake bitch. And then it cut to Carrie, who was like, you've been nothing but fake this entire competition.

[Jacob]

Jorgeous is. Does have the Most. Irene has 7, and Jorgeous has 7.5. So she does, but not by a large margin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So maybe that's why Mistress didn't give her point to Georges. Cause she's like, this should be too far ahead. But she can give it to Lydia to make sure that Carrie doesn't make it through. So they tried to gather Mistress. Mistress clocked it. She gave her point to Lydia. And the top three are Lydia, but Hoe Collins, Mistress, Isabelle, Brooks, and Georgeous.

[Naomi Smalls]

Honestly, good that Mistress had the intuition to not do that. Like, not make it right, because then it would have. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she would have been. She would have made it.

[Naomi Smalls]

So this is just. Just be a lesson. Play for yourself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who would you. Who is your top three from this. From this bracket?

[Naomi Smalls]

This is my top three. This is, like, who I like after that first week. And Lydia kind of killed the design challenge, because that first week kind of predicted Lydia's future, like, if she was gonna rise above to the challenge of coming back so soon or, like, be, like, overwhelmed coming back so soon. And when she obviously, like, did the. The better of those two options, I was like, okay, she's probably gonna be in the top. And, I mean, Mistress and George's really solidified it with their, like, teaming up with each other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, I would have removed Lydia, put in and put in Tina Burner, obviously. But I'm not mad to see Lydia up in there. I mean, I think for me, Lydia would be, like, a close third for me.

[Naomi Smalls]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. All right, y' all, listen. We're gonna go over. We're gonna go over to. To untucked. We're gonna talk about that disgusting, revolting story with David Smalls, and we're gonna talk about the Roscoe's drama. We will see you all there by everyone.