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Naomi Smalls
Hello everybody and welcome back to Sibling Watchery. I am joined by the remarkable amazing, my co host for the whole season, Ms. Naomi Smalls. Ray, round of applause.
Phoenix
You in this, in this forum. You once called me Davis Hepbin Smalls.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, I love calling you Davis Hepbin Smalls. And we are reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10 episode 3 hoop queens. And by the way, just you all know we will be discussing the Twitter drama. Yeah, we're Going to be discussing it. It will be. It'll be on the untucked exclusive on Patreon. So if, you know. If the girls who know, know. If you want to know how we feel about what. What we had read on X, I'm.
Phoenix
Learning that the words that come out on this podcast through your lips and mine are very polarizing.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. I think this might be one of the most controversial review shows of. But I feel like. I mean, I don't watch a lot of Race chaser. Are they controversial over there?
Phoenix
I think in different ways. In different ways. But it's also, like, normally directed at very specific things. Always over there.
Naomi Smalls
And also, to be clear, we did not poach Naomi Smalls. No, Naomi Smalls is a free agent. Y' all are wild in the comments. Naomi Smalls is. She is a double. Oh, she's a. She's a double. Oh, seven. She's a free agent. She can go wherever she wants.
Phoenix
There was no.
Naomi Smalls
There was no bidding war.
Phoenix
I'm a free agent, and I'm flattered that multiple platforms want to hear what comes out of these big, inflated lips.
Naomi Smalls
I mean, people love you. People really like your perspective.
Phoenix
Oh, I. I never really talk about drag out of drag. But you. I got you to do drag last week. You're getting me to not do drag this week.
Naomi Smalls
And also, I want to be okay. I have to let it go. I have to let it go. Right?
Phoenix
Okay.
Naomi Smalls
But I ordered from Dick Sporting Goods some Lakers jerseys, and I was going to put on, like, a little cornrow wig with a headband, and we had white socks, and we were going to wear jock straps. But the. The guy showed up and he didn't have the. You have the jock on. I was so disappointed. We were going to do a cute costume, but anyway, it would have been cute. Just know that we had a plan, and it was going to be adorable. And then I saw at the end of next week's episode, it was the eight ball. I was like, what are we going to dress like a bag of cocaine anyway?
Phoenix
Something from season eight. Maybe.
Naomi Smalls
Maybe.
Phoenix
We'll see.
Naomi Smalls
Maybe. We'll see. We'll see. That being said at the top of the episode, I love that Aja cannot accept that she was not in the top two. She's the third of the top, which is so funny to me. And Aja said that before they even get to anything, AJ Is like, I'm gonna give my point to Liv. Like, I was just like, I'm gonna give my point to Liv. She's saying this out loud. Because she still believes in Mimu.
Phoenix
Right.
Naomi Smalls
And it is melanation station, not Malaysian. Yes.
Phoenix
Melanation station.
Naomi Smalls
Malaysian baby. Malaysian baby doll. Fox station. Melanation station. I was like. I was like, it's melanin. I remember it's melanin something. And none of the girls want to go first and they give their points.
Phoenix
Yeah. Why is that?
Naomi Smalls
I guess because they. I think they want to change their votes based on what the other girls.
Phoenix
Say, which seems kind of, like, fake to me.
Naomi Smalls
It's a little cowardice.
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
In my opinion, like, you know, make your decision and stand on it.
Phoenix
I think that is actually what happened in this scenario too.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Phoenix
I think that.
Naomi Smalls
You think they were changing their opinion. They're changing their opinions.
Phoenix
I think that Deja and Olivia almost had, like, a alliance unspoken on camera. Melanation station, but between them.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Phoenix
Even though Aja is in melanation station, I think they were trying to be like, well, Aja's doing better than us, so let's just, like, not give her a point.
Naomi Smalls
Right. Or try to even it out.
Phoenix
Right. I'd be pissed if I was Aja.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, bitch, I'd be turned.
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
I would cause a scene, for sure. I would absolutely cause a scene. But also, that's why when you have an alliance, it kind. Kind of. You can't do more than two. Maybe three. Maybe three. If y' all are all communicating about who you're gonna give your points to. But it feels like Olivia has an alliance with Deja, Olivia has an alliance with Aja, Aja has an alliance with Olivia, but they're not communicating about what melanation station is.
Phoenix
What is the point of melanation station? Like, are they all three trying to get to the top?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, I think they want the black girls to go to the top, or.
Phoenix
They just want one of the black girls to go to the top.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, that's a good question.
Phoenix
Because let's get real.
Naomi Smalls
All three aren't gonna make it.
Phoenix
No, that's just not possible with. In a world where Bosco and Irene.
Naomi Smalls
Are winning are crushing.
Phoenix
And the other two options are Deja and Olivia.
Naomi Smalls
Right. But also, I mean, we'll get to it, but in the. In that, of the three, I feel like we kind of all agree, like, Aja should be the one going.
Phoenix
Well. Yes.
Naomi Smalls
I mean, like, obviously. And I feel like Deja's on that. By the end of untuck again, we're. We are going to discuss untucked over on the Patreon, but to get into it they choose Aja to go first because she has the most points of the bottom girls. So Aja gives her point to live because of the alliance. So as you said, I'm giving her this point because I have an alliance. Aja is speaking the alliance out loud so that everyone can hear, and girls are starting to gag. Phoenix is like, oh, we doing it like this, right? And then Phoenix gives her point to Deja because she said that she related to her being in her head, which is a. They're your points.
Phoenix
She said, I struggle, you struggle. We're both not that great.
Naomi Smalls
Like, literally, like, as the bottom queens, we should, like, okay. I mean, they're your points. Your vote. Vote how you want to fucking vote. And then Liv, Aja is, like, literally.
Phoenix
Like, looking like, all right, that shot was cinematic. It was cinematic gold.
Naomi Smalls
Beautiful.
Phoenix
Yes.
Naomi Smalls
Especially when Aja goes, okay. Or she's like, yay. She's like, yeah. Like, she hit it pretty well, but she gagged.
Phoenix
She was gagged, but the cameraman was doing extra work there.
Naomi Smalls
Right? They're like, set it up, set it up, set it up. Make sure right between them. And so Liv gave her points of Deja because she feels like. Because she feels like she excelled. And this what she said because she feels like she excelled in the challenge. And then Deja gave her point back to live because she said she feels like she owed it to her, which is kind of gaggy. She's like, I owe it. She. She's like, yeah, you didn't do great. I don't relate to you being your head. I just owe it to you. I just. I literally owe you a point because you literally gave me a point.
Phoenix
Yeah, that's not how it works, though.
Naomi Smalls
I mean, they're. Their point.
Phoenix
That's true.
Naomi Smalls
But I think they should have been doing it on the main stage, like, the episode the whole time.
Phoenix
Yeah. Like, every single. At the end of each episode, you think the MVQ should have been out.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Phoenix
Wow. Oh, and then the breakdown.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. Because they write it on. Because they write it on their. On their. On their thing. And you have to. You can't swap it around. You've written it on your. Like, the frosted mirror.
Phoenix
Right.
Naomi Smalls
So that's what I think should happen. And Asia is fully gagging. Like, Aja is like, would you do an alliance? Did you have any license on your. On your season of All Stars?
Phoenix
Not really. Not really? No.
Naomi Smalls
You was lord of nobody. Why were they so gagged when you sent Manila home?
Phoenix
Oh, I don't really know.
Naomi Smalls
Because because they think she didn't do poorly or something.
Phoenix
I think because she was just doing well in the season. But like, the week before that, Latrice kept me over Valentina.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Phoenix
And I just, you know, I mean, I fucking love Latrice. Yeah. When it came down to eliminating Latrice or Manila, it was going to be.
Naomi Smalls
Was it like a tit for tat or did you think Latrice did better that week? I can't even remember what the challenge was.
Phoenix
Oh. I think they both did pretty poorly in the makeover moment for them.
Naomi Smalls
How does it feel to be the catalyst for one of my favorite Drag Race memes of all time?
Phoenix
Wait, what is that? I forgot about that.
Naomi Smalls
This is one of the best I would. I was sending that gif as a response to everything for a solid month shout out to Michael. That is one of my favorite. That's one of my all time favorite All Stars moments.
Phoenix
It was shook. Shaking.
Naomi Smalls
And you caused it.
Phoenix
I love that. I mean, we haven't had a season like that All Stars since.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, truly. Y' all would be a shady up in there. You know, One of my favorite things y All Stars, which is during the. I found a little bit of tea. Monet told me maybe. No, Monet didn't tell me. Someone else. Someone told me that when they were all hell, RuPaul. Some girls didn't want to say it. So if you go.
Jacob
So if you go back.
Naomi Smalls
Because it was during Christmas time, it was at least, right?
Phoenix
I mean, it could have been anyone saying all hail Britney Spears would have been weird, you know, but it was like a.
Naomi Smalls
There was like they were like crushing this ice over Carol of the Bells. And at the very end it goes. Now everyone look at the camera and say, all hail RuPaul. And there are certain girls who just are. It was you, I think Gia.
Phoenix
I think me, Gia Farah. I feel like Jasmine probably didn't.
Naomi Smalls
Who started? I'm not going to say that. Was it like a ripple effect or did y' all individually, of your own accord, be like.
Phoenix
I think it was like a group reaction being, like, all looking at each other like, what is it a coincidence.
Naomi Smalls
That none of the girls who said it won the show?
Phoenix
I think. I'm pretty sure Monet definitely said it. I'm pretty sure Trinity said it because they were, like, still in the running to win.
Naomi Smalls
You didn't have anything to do. Oh, because this was after the. Yeah, but you were in the room.
Phoenix
You're in the running. I think you're in the running right no, at that point, I had already been.
Naomi Smalls
Got it, got it, got it.
Phoenix
I wish, because I just love our world that we came from and I want everyone to experience that same world. Like the fact that we filmed the first episode, the elimination, and then the next day was promo.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Phoenix
I think it just adds so much more tension suspension. I don't even know what.
Naomi Smalls
And it's more real, too.
Phoenix
It's very real.
Naomi Smalls
Because when the girls have. Because y' all don't realize, you have to film these Meet the Queens and look in the camera and say, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm going to be the next Drag Race superstar. Because blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So at our season, the only one who was fully lying was Naysha Lopez.
Phoenix
Right.
Naomi Smalls
But she ended up coming back anyway, which that was. That was neither here nor there because she had been eliminated. But yeah, a lot of these girls who, when they are doing their, like, meet the Queens, talking about how they're going to beat everyone, they've already lost.
Phoenix
I mean, what would you say? 90% of the cast.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Phoenix
Has to lie.
Naomi Smalls
Which, which is like, I was. I am. I am nothing if not bold. So I remember. Do you remember on our, on our, on our bus ride to San Francisco where they were trying to get. Make us get in full drag to ride the bus?
Phoenix
Oh, yeah, from.
Naomi Smalls
By the way, when I say the bus, I don't mean like a charter bus. It was a. It was a party bus. It is a six and a half to seven hour drive.
Phoenix
But the way they painted it, they were like. And you're going to have vanities so you guys can get ready.
Naomi Smalls
And there were two benches and a.
Phoenix
Strip of Shay lounges.
Naomi Smalls
Nothing. Two benches on the side. Like two long benches and one stripper pole in the middle.
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
And they stopped at a restaurant on the way down. So they're going to be like an eight, nine hour trip. And they were like, we want you guys in full drag and we want you guys to, you know, make content.
Phoenix
Yeah, make content the entire bus ride.
Naomi Smalls
And I said, I said, I'm not doing that. I literally refused to do that. I actually drafted a letter. Do you remember this?
Phoenix
I do remember.
Naomi Smalls
I drafted an email.
Phoenix
I think you said, I sent everyone.
Naomi Smalls
The email and I said, guys, we're all going to send this email at the exact same time. So we're a unified front. We are all going to send this email at the same time so that no one is the outlier. And two girls didn't do it. Chi Chi. Devane. And Derrick Berry. And Derrick was like, I'll do it. They'll be my backup dance. I said, bitch, I don't give a fuck. I don't care. I. And someone's like, aren't you worried that they won't let you? I said, no. Hell to the no. No.
Phoenix
And on that bus ride, those cameramen, because they ended up filming us out of drag, they were so happy that we weren't in drag. They realized, like, that would have been insane.
Naomi Smalls
And last thing I'll say, we'll get back to. The episode was one of my all time favorite. You probably still skim me telling the story. It's one of my all time favorite Davis Hep and Smalls moments. We were on the bus, and I remember talking to this cameraman about these cameras. I was like, oh, are these your cameras? Do they belong to Viacom? At the time, I said, they belong to Viacom. No, this is my camera. And they just insure it. I was like, oh, okay. And I was like, how much does it cost? He was like, well, the body of the camera is like $10,000, but this lens is like $15,000. It was like a $25,000 piece of equipment. And I was. We had just had this conversation, and there was this giant light panel. Like, maybe like 10 minutes later, there's this giant light panel. And Naomi goes, I want to take a selfie, by the way. Out of drag. Fully out of drag. I want to go take a selfie.
Phoenix
On a moving bus.
Naomi Smalls
On a moving bus. Naomi walks over to the light to take a selfie. We hit a bump. Naomi falls, lands on the camera, snaps the lens off the camera. The camera twisted off like the. The. The threads are stuck in the camera. She snapped on it, off the camera. And we had just had the conversation with this $25,000 camera. And then we were all gagging, and Naomi just stood up and goes, the picture was blurry. Just went and sat back down.
Phoenix
I think I still have that photo on my phone. I'll have to send it to Jay.
Naomi Smalls
That is so funny. Funny.
Phoenix
A 12. $25,000 selfie.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, my God.
Phoenix
Snapchat app.
Naomi Smalls
So Phoenix is like. Phoenix is mad because no one gave her a point.
Phoenix
Right.
Naomi Smalls
At this point, Phoenix knows that she's not going to go into. Like, she knows, right?
Phoenix
Yeah. But, like, I would kind of be mad if I was her finding out about the alliances. I just gave my point to Deja.
Naomi Smalls
Phoenix gave her point to Deja.
Phoenix
Yeah. And the only reason she felt bad for her being and the only reason that Deja is not giving a point back to her is because she's not black.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. Melanation Station. And again, she gave her point to live because she owes it to her. But I would have been like, just give it to Aja because she did a better job.
Phoenix
Right? It's supposed to be the most valued queen. There is no way in God's green earth that this week.
Naomi Smalls
But what's the value to you? You know, to you, what's valuable is what I can get from you. So I guess we're all trying to. Your value lies in what you can give me is what you're giving me. I get to see you on the next bracket. Or is what you give me a point?
Phoenix
Are you playing the game in this world that, like Latrice. I'm giving your point because we're both the same skin color.
Naomi Smalls
I made an alliance on the traitors with Danielle Reyes because we were. Well, she reminded me of my mom.
Phoenix
Right.
Naomi Smalls
And I wanted us to be black and going further, but I did not make it with everyone else.
Phoenix
You guys are both traitors.
Naomi Smalls
This is true. That is true. That's. But I did not make an alliance with Chanel. I did not make an alliance with Jeremy, I did not make an alliance with Robin, and I didn't make an alliance with the lady from Summer House, Ciara, drag her.
Phoenix
But you did kind of have. I mean, I guess not. I was going to say you did have an alliance with your other traitors.
Naomi Smalls
That's true. And I was more aligned. I was more aligned with her, and I do think our blackness came into that. She said I had more in common with her. I related to her more. It did not work out. She voted me out of the house, so it didn't work out for me at all. But I will say our blackness was a part of what made me more bonded with her than with Boston Robin in. In Carolyn. But then again, I was more interested in being friends with Gabby, Wendy, even though they didn't show on camera, than I was with, like, Robin.
Phoenix
Right.
Naomi Smalls
You know what I mean? Even though Robin's black and. And Gabby. So I think that the blackness was part of what connected us, but it was not. It wasn't the only reason that I chose to go with Danielle.
Phoenix
I think a friendship is more of a reason for an alliance than anything.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, for sure. For sure.
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Phoenix
I love this. I love this.
Naomi Smalls
She's like, how do you feel? But before you go, I want to explain why I did what I did before you. Before you go. And she's like, you know, she gave her a point of days because. Because she wanted to even the score between the three of them. And Aja just laughs that there is.
Phoenix
Nothing cuntier than laughing in someone's face when you know they're lying to you.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, just laugh in her face. And then she named her Olivia the backstabber Lux. I'm obsessed with Aja laughing in her fucking face.
Phoenix
She wasn't buying it.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, not at all. Oh, I want to try something. Let me see if this looks. How does it look? Hold on. I got flowers yesterday. One second. Is this going to be cute? Y' all. Y' all were reading our little. Don't break it. Give it to me. They were. They were reading my. Our little Whatever Airplanes. I saw people line reading it. This is a cute Jacob.
Bosco
Yeah, I like it. I mean, I need to go. Do you want. Do you want me to stand up and.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, is this better?
Bosco
I. I don't. I can't see the.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, it's fine. I trust that it's beautiful. Thank you so much for these flowers. I got them from my. My. Oh, my God. Why am I gonna remember no one's name today? My season. She all she want. Ashley Nell Tipton. Ashton gave me these. Who won Project Runway the year that we did drag race.
Phoenix
Oh, crazy.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, she's my 2016 little winter sister. Anyway, thank you so much, Ashley, for these flowers.
Phoenix
Purple hair.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Phoenix
Oh, she was at our drag. Our very first drag con. Yes. She was funny. Oh, my God. Small world, Ashley.
Naomi Smalls
So the next day, Aja confronts Liv at the table in front of everybody. Aja is like, I'm laying it all out. We're airing the building, honey. We have an alliance. What about Mimu? What the fuck's going on? And this is where Phoenix is like, wait, what? Wait, what? There's multiple alliances. And then she was like. And then that's when Olivia's like, I want the melanated girls to go to the finale. Which we now know because Irene is eating the girlies up. We've been done. Bin knew that either Irene or Bosco is going to go to the finale. Go to the next round. I mean, like, this is obvious, right?
Phoenix
Yeah. I think the fact that she won two weeks in a row. Irene is a shoe in.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, exactly. So we know that all the black girls can't go. And this is where Phoenix is fully gagging because she's realizing her allowance. And I love when Phoenix said, I'm just now realizing I need to be in the top to make it to the next episode.
Phoenix
Three, realizing you need to be in the top.
Naomi Smalls
Two, your last episode, like, oh, my God, I need to do a good job if I'm gonna make it to the top. If I'm gonna make it to the next bracket, I have to do a good job, bitch. Too little too late. They go to do the mini challenge and they go to this. This room and they see these women playing basketball. Were you hunted down in high school to play basketball?
Phoenix
Definitely not.
Naomi Smalls
No.
Phoenix
Definitely. Yeah. But I went to school with a lot of the kids I went to elementary school with.
Naomi Smalls
Huh.
Phoenix
And I don't think they ever saw me play, participate in a sport voluntarily. Once in my life, I. I moved to.
Naomi Smalls
I moved to Atlanta in seventh grade, and this one, I. I grew. I stopped growing. I've been. I've been the same height since seventh grade. And the basketball coaches were, like, chasing.
Phoenix
Me, really down the hall.
Naomi Smalls
I was like, I'm not playing basketball. And I got to high school, I asked again. I was like, girl. And I was. I was like, I'm the president of the drama club. You think I'm gonna be out here?
Phoenix
You weren't interested in it at all?
Naomi Smalls
No. We gotta get your head in the game. No.
Phoenix
Can you shoot? Like, if you. Do you think you'd, like, play horse and win?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. No. I'm actually pretty good at basketball. There's a great video that Monet took Of me, actually. Of me scoring a three pointer in my mom's backyard wearing a full tuxedo and like 3 inch, like, Cuban hill.
Phoenix
Wow.
Naomi Smalls
This is the video right here. I ate that.
Phoenix
It's just because you're lucky, though.
Naomi Smalls
I am a very lucky person. I'm not gonna lie to you. RuPaul missing that layup sent me. That was. Honestly. She's so funny.
Phoenix
I mean, she's 65 years old.
Naomi Smalls
65. The fact that she landed didn't crumble into pieces.
Phoenix
I mean, that was very funny. I feel like that was also just like. That's just her shooting the. Yeah, like, she's not. It wasn't a written bit.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, she's actually very funny. Off the cuff, I've learned. Irene wins. So they have to do a free. They have to do free throws. And Irene wins by scoring eight free throws in a minute. Was it?
Phoenix
Yeah. That was fierce. That was very.
Naomi Smalls
How many would you get?
Phoenix
Worse than Deja?
Naomi Smalls
Do you have the form? Can you show me what it looks like to shoot a basketball?
Phoenix
Like stand or set?
Naomi Smalls
No, just sitting, like. Oh, yeah, yeah. Loki.
Phoenix
I love. Look at the red.
Naomi Smalls
That's low key. The vibe, Loki, the vibe. So because Irene won the mini challenge, she now gets to pick who is going to be making over who they get the lady ballers. What was the season where they made over the. The, the. The. The boxers and stuff. That was season one, wasn't it?
Phoenix
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Naomi Smalls
They made over like the.
Phoenix
The really bushless.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Phoenix
I have to say, I think we should stop this when it comes to the makeovers.
Naomi Smalls
Stop what?
Phoenix
Assigning people to people.
Naomi Smalls
It can get quite problematic.
Phoenix
I think it's really fucked up.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. They can be like, I'm gonna give this black bitch right to this white whore.
Phoenix
Or like, I think there's, like. There's this underlying being of being like, well, they're like, least attractive to attractive. And I don't like that.
Naomi Smalls
It is wild. Like, well, I'm gonna give the fat girl to the skinny girl. The skinny girl to the fat girl, the black girl to the white. That is in like, the pretty, the prettiest ones. That's crazy.
Phoenix
Like, I'm doing something out of the kindness of my heart. Being on this fucking TV show and you're the. My first introduction is like that awful feeling in school when you're picking teams, you know, I hate that.
Naomi Smalls
I never thought about that way. Especially when, like, when Bosco's like, I chose not Bosco boss ends up with this one, the tall one.
Phoenix
Yes.
Naomi Smalls
And, like, imagine being like, because she's beautiful, I give you her, like, bitch. I. I did not come for y' all to call me ugly. That's crazy. But Irene said that she's pairing everyone based on who she thinks they'll do a good job with and who because. And I think it's because she's not intimidated.
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
And she knows she's going to the finale.
Phoenix
And I do think that you should, like, in the same breath, you should have the attitude, because drag is universal. It is for everyone. Doesn't matter if you guys are the same, like, skin tone or any body shape. Exactly.
Naomi Smalls
We didn't get to pick our makeovers.
Phoenix
No, I remember they said our names.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Phoenix
Like, fully.
Naomi Smalls
I don't know this bitch. She's like, Bob.
Phoenix
I was like, no, she said Caldwell.
Naomi Smalls
Yes. I forgot. I forgot. I was like. I forgot about that. She was like the little Russian accent. I choose Caldwell. And I was like. I remember, like, what the fuck? They're like, man, can you redo that? How does she know my name? I don't know.
Phoenix
That was crazy, though.
Naomi Smalls
It was like. It was like, Naomi, Kim, Derek, Chi Chi, Caldwell. I'm going with Caldwell.
Phoenix
Long ringlets.
Naomi Smalls
Your long ringlets flowing over the shoulder. So they have to do a makeover and write a song.
Phoenix
Right.
Naomi Smalls
I don't think they've had makeovers. Do, like, a dance or a routine or. You remember we had to do the interpretive dance with the poppy feel where.
Phoenix
A kid was slapping and this picking her up.
Naomi Smalls
And then Kim slaps. We look over and Kim is slapping this woman.
Phoenix
Oh, it's so fun.
Naomi Smalls
What the fuck is going on over there? So I imagine that Aja actually might be the best lyricist in the group.
Phoenix
For sure.
Naomi Smalls
Easy.
Phoenix
For sure.
Naomi Smalls
So she's not worried about that. But she does feel alone because she. But she just feels alone because she's like, there's no one to give me points. But I actually think that if Irene had the opportunity, she would give Aja point points.
Phoenix
Yeah. I could have swore that there was, like, some sort of soft alliance between the two of them happening.
Naomi Smalls
It is. But I. But how? What good does it do to have Irene in your alliance when she's never in the bottom?
Phoenix
Right.
Naomi Smalls
You need to be aligned with people who are in the bottom.
Phoenix
Oh, that's so annoying.
Naomi Smalls
Right?
Phoenix
Yeah, so annoying.
Naomi Smalls
And then. So when they're. They're rehearsing stuff and Maya, who is Phoenix's girl, cannot dance, which I can see. I don't know if can Phoenix dance.
Phoenix
We haven't seen it yet.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. Yeah, maybe she can. And Liv is trying to check in on Aja again. So Liv is still trying to do damage control. She's like, I have to do damage control. Checking in on Aja. Aja. Like, are we cool? And I was just like, kind of like, I can't trust you. Like, I feel like I can't trust you. Which is completely valid. Like, 100 valid. And then Deja's girl lets her shave her eyebrows off.
Phoenix
No. Why?
Naomi Smalls
She said she doesn't know how to cover brows. I mean, I even. I can cover brows, and I don't, and I never cover my brows, but I know how to cover. I cover my lady's brows.
Phoenix
She's also, like, a. She's blonde also.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, but also, it didn't look that much different. Their eyebrows were so blonde. So it didn't look like, you know, if someone, like, an Italian person or like, a Mexican person who has, like, dark. Dark eyebrows on their, like, you know, lighter skin. It wasn't like that. But, I mean, you can't hurt to ask. Yeah.
Phoenix
I mean, she was. She. She could have said no.
Naomi Smalls
If I let you shave my eyebrows and you don't make it to the next bracket, bitch, I'm going to dunk.
Phoenix
On you before I say yes. I'm like, wait, how many points do you have?
Naomi Smalls
Like, literally, what are your chances? What are your chances, bitch? Let's get. Let's make that clear. But she lets. She let them off. Everyone's gagging. Do you cover your lady's brows? Because you don't cover your brows.
Phoenix
Oh, man, I should know my. I. I do cover my brows now. But back. Oh, I'm so far back then. I did.
Naomi Smalls
You were manicuring your brows.
Phoenix
Yeah, and. And continuing it on my makeover. She was actually a perfect drag challenge because she didn't have eyebrows or hair.
Naomi Smalls
She wore, like, alopecia.
Phoenix
I believe so. Yes.
Naomi Smalls
And my. Like, so I would. During my. During my episode, during my challenge, I remember that I was. I was running over because I. My zipper flew off my outfit.
Phoenix
Right.
Naomi Smalls
And I had to remake my outfit, like, on the fly, which is why, if you look at the show, I'm actually. I just remade RuPaul's outfit from, like, an episode or two ago.
Phoenix
The blue.
Naomi Smalls
The blue. I made the exact. I was like, oh, that's in my head. I'm just gonna make. That was a peplum cat suit.
Phoenix
When she walks past the stage and said, yes.
Naomi Smalls
That was so good. So RuPaul, RuPaul like, takes off her drag when she gets on the behind the desk. But one day, they were like, all right, let's lunch. And then RuPaul stands up. She's still in full drag shoes and everything, and she starts cat walking across the front of the stage like, I just want you girls to know I still got it, honey. And she's like. She's like, remember?
Phoenix
She's, like, prancing around like, it was so fierce.
Naomi Smalls
That was fierce. That was fierce. And I was having a Brad day. I needed that. I really needed that. Oh, you were in a good mood that day, weren't you? No, I think that was.
Phoenix
I don't actually even know if I was on the stage for that. I feel like you guys told me about it, but that was the.
Naomi Smalls
No, you won the rock.
Phoenix
I think that was the rock one.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right. I'm thinking of the maker challenge, so Liv's trying to check in. I'll just not having it. And we now we over to the main stage. Let's talk about these looks. Kate Beckinsale.
Phoenix
Oh, my gosh. Love. I. I now I just saw the full. This is my first time seeing the full length until we watched on talking. I was like, oh, wow.
Naomi Smalls
This, the pants is how you show up to Drag Race as a guest judge for sure. She looks stunning.
Phoenix
And then we see how tall the shoes she's wearing are giant. Insane giant shoes.
Naomi Smalls
What do you think? I like. I like Rue's outfit a lot.
Phoenix
I'm obsessed with this roulette.
Naomi Smalls
The tits are. You can see her tits.
Phoenix
I love it.
Naomi Smalls
She wearing a best breastplate.
Phoenix
I don't know. I don't know. But, like, I love that it looks so custom.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Phoenix
Like, it looks like definitely, like, the lace fabric came first, and then the appliques, and then putting the appliques into the hair. And I love this, like, bell sleeve, which is not something I associate with Ru. It just felt really fresh.
Naomi Smalls
A lot of leg. It looks great. RuPaul looks 65. 65 years old. Let's look at the rest of the. Let's look at the rest of the looks. All right, so up first, we have Deja sky, and Sophie Rochas. So ferocious.
Phoenix
Oh, so ferocious.
Naomi Smalls
I like that.
Phoenix
Seeing that spelled out, that was helpful.
Naomi Smalls
I think Deja looks really good. She's padding.
Phoenix
Yeah, she is padding.
Naomi Smalls
Deja, girl, your body looks so good.
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
Why are you not always wearing padding when you're wearing bodycon? In my opinion, Deja sky, your body looks so good when you pad. This looks great to me. Her body. I don't like this top thing.
Phoenix
Yeah. I don't get the whole top.
Naomi Smalls
It looks like. It's like. Her body looks great. I don't love the outfit. Her hair and her body look great. I like the shoulder pad. But what is. What. What's. What's. What. What. What's happening?
Phoenix
I don't understand this as a duet look. They are. They're actually so polar opposite.
Naomi Smalls
Well, Kate Beckinsale would like to disagree, but I do think that Deja. I love the way Deja does her makeup. I think this hair looks really good on her. Her body looks great. I don't get what this thing on the front of her.
Phoenix
Her leotard is, like, the tip part. Right.
Naomi Smalls
It looks like it's, like, on with, like, snaps.
Phoenix
It definitely does not give me, like, family resemblance. The. Obviously, her makeover person looks great. She kind of looks like Acacia forgot.
Naomi Smalls
To me a little bit.
Phoenix
I don't. Yeah, like, a little bit. She painted her to look like a case of God. Deja sky is someone who uses so much cosmetics.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Phoenix
So much white around her eye, like, around her face, that when she does not. And I think it's probably the blonde hair that's tying into this. When she does not wear a contact with all that cosmetics, there's something that doesn't read fluid on her face.
Naomi Smalls
So you prefer a contact with this.
Phoenix
Amount of cosmetics with all that makeup? I mean, I love a brown eye, but when you're wearing, like, platinum hair, all that white around your face, and then you have, like, these, like, piercing. Like, your eyes just look black.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. What color should you. What color contact would you wear? Like a hazel or a blue or.
Phoenix
A green or something like a soft brown or lighter.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. I want to. I used to want to be a contact girl, especially in the. In the. When I was in middle school, those crazy contacts were really in, like, a smiley face. Like. I mean, like. I mean, like, crazy. Like a cat eye.
Phoenix
Like a American fly.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. But this one girl, she would do the cat eyes, but they don't. They don't stay. So. So what would be a sideways. It won't be up and down. But I really. But as you all know, I cannot get a contact in my eye. There's footage of me and Naomi. Naomi literally mounting me.
Phoenix
We're gonna do it one day.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, my God. Just like that. Literally. I was gonna say.
Phoenix
I feel like it was a drag race girl, that one girl. But yes.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, this is the picture. Obviously. Yeah, ain't the same with that but one day. Maybe one day.
Jacob
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Bosco
Let's go to the lyrics for her.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, the lyrics. Oh, yeah. Should we do it all at one time? Yeah, yeah. Good idea, Jacob. Thank you.
Bosco
And then your lyrics, because it's two. So your lyrics are on that iPad.
Phoenix
Oh, yeah.
Naomi Smalls
All right, so I'm gonna do Deja Sky.
Bosco
She goes, it's two because it's between the two of them. So my abab. That's my fantasy.
Naomi Smalls
Okay. We can do it the way Jacob go. Give it up for Jacob the producer. I'm the. I'm the.
Phoenix
Oh, okay.
Naomi Smalls
I'm the jiggle, I'm the jangle yeah.
Phoenix
You know me I make all the boys dangle now pass it to me.
Naomi Smalls
I'm a diva on the floor usually.
Phoenix
But today I'm a queen still shooting.
Naomi Smalls
The threes I'm on the sidelines I.
Phoenix
Cheer and scream Baby, bring it on I got a free throw to sink Sink where? Bitch, please. I do this with ease but I can do it too, sis not like me.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, I get we're using basketball references, which for gays is probably very limited. I know three things. Three pointer, literally. I mean, parts that I do like, I don't get what? Jiggle and jangle. Is that a basketball?
Phoenix
Is this how they said it? Like, it was like. It's like playing off of each other. Oh, wow. Cute. I. I think sense for a basketball player, right? What sideline?
Naomi Smalls
Jingle jangle is not a basketball reference, is it?
Phoenix
And who said it? Deja, I think she jiggles and she jangles. It makes sense.
Naomi Smalls
I'm a queen still shooting the threes on the sidelines I cheer and I scream Baby, bring it on I got a free throw to see. It's not great. None of this is groundbreaking.
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
I like their performance though. The performance is actually pretty fun. Yeah, this is actually a pretty decent song.
Phoenix
Yeah, no, it was. I was very impressive that they did this. Like they recorded it, they performed it.
Naomi Smalls
I wish they would show them recording more than I do.
Bosco
I don't know if this is. This is maybe obscure. Maybe I could be wrong. It looks like the jingle. A jingle jangle is A type of exercise where an athlete sprints 10 yards to a cone, then sprints back to the goal line and then 20 yards to a cone.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, those are called. Oh, they don't. They don't call them the other word, which is problematic.
Phoenix
What?
Naomi Smalls
They just call them suicides.
Phoenix
Oh, I thought you were gonna say Dax. That's cruel.
Naomi Smalls
They used to call them suicides back when I was in school. You run. So. Yeah, I can see why they would change that name. I can see why they would stop calling them. We, like, everyone do suicide. It was like. It's just like a punishment you would get for getting something wrong. All right, let's go on to Irene. So Irene the Alien and Estelle the Alien. I love these looks. This looks amazing.
Phoenix
This is so you. I love black and white clown.
Naomi Smalls
This is so good. I can't even think. I love this big, like, Elizabethan jester collar that Estelle the Alien is wearing. I. And I love that it's mirrored on Irene's waistline. I love that, like, Irene has the, like, Harley Quinn style diamonds. I. I can't. I literally have nothing bad to say about this look at all.
Phoenix
No, this is very impressive. It's. They. It really worked that they were the only ones that kind of, like, did something a little opposite of her drag Persona that we've seen in the past two episodes. Like the fact that she paint herself white for this.
Naomi Smalls
She was green the first episode.
Phoenix
I know, actually. Yeah, she was green the first. But, like, on this Runway, she's the only one that's, like, non human.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Phoenix
Which helps. I didn't actually notice the alien ears until now. I think my only critique for this. I love the whole skirt collar matching moment. I fucking hate crush velvet. Understage wise. I don't. I. It reads so cheap to me in comparison to velvet.
Naomi Smalls
It. It. I will say it does, but is this look supposed to be luxe, though?
Phoenix
No, but, like, I think it doesn't hurt to have your drag look lux all the time.
Naomi Smalls
That is valid. That is fair. Irene and her baller said, when I'm.
Phoenix
On the court the fans get loud.
Naomi Smalls
Start on the ball, on the prowl.
Phoenix
Come for me, she'll get bound when you see me score she shocked the.
Naomi Smalls
Crowd I'm a queen of the court.
Phoenix
I'm the MVQ Give me the ring and I'll. Sorry. Give me the ring in the crowd and I'll take the trophy too I.
Naomi Smalls
Guess at the end it kind of gets cute, but okay. So what are we scoring? Is it. How Much does the makeover count and how much do the lyrics count?
Phoenix
I know it almost like these are pretty bad lyrics. Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
I would say Deja's verse was better than this one.
Phoenix
I would say so too.
Naomi Smalls
So what? So what? So how much? How much does it even matter?
Phoenix
I feel like for the makeover episode, the makeover is really 75% of it. Yeah. And the rest, like, it could be. You could kill the dancing part of it or whatever, but it's not as highlighted in the critiques as the makeover.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. I don't think our. When we did our season, our interpretive dances were even remotely considered.
Phoenix
I don't think so either because mine was pretty bad.
Naomi Smalls
I don't even remember mine. I don't think mine was good either. I don't even remember what mine was. Kim's the only one remember because she. She bludgeoned a woman.
Phoenix
Wait, what was our song?
Naomi Smalls
I think it was like some Sugar Plum Fairy version of a RuPaul song.
Phoenix
Song.
Naomi Smalls
It was like a Sugar Plum Fairy esque version of some RuPaul song. Maybe never go home again. Home is where you are always in your. You don't know that song. That's from Champion.
Phoenix
Okay.
Naomi Smalls
Champ is a great album.
Phoenix
I mean, I was obsessed with early those days. Yeah, for sure. No, I love these days. I've been saying ASMR lover the entire time. Their makeup. I don't know how she did both of their makeups this precise in that amount of time. Because they really do not give you the proper time to put two people in drag.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Phoenix
And everything just looks.
Naomi Smalls
We're going to judging soon was that she kept saying, they're not twins. They are fully twins.
Phoenix
Oh, yeah.
Naomi Smalls
There were times where I literally couldn't tell who was who.
Phoenix
Yeah. They had like another time where they were like, you guys aren't twins. And I'm like, they're fully twins.
Naomi Smalls
Fully the most twins out of everyone.
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
One hundo P. They're literally the same skin color. Anyway, let's go on to Bosco. So Bosco and the goddess. I don't know if I love these garments.
Phoenix
Yeah, I don't love the garments, but I love the presentation. I just love them, I guess. Yeah, they're easy to fall in love with regard regardless of what they're wearing.
Naomi Smalls
Well, that's not a Liz Evers shit. It doesn't matter what you do. I just love you. Matter what.
Phoenix
It's just stupid.
Naomi Smalls
Just so dumb. You're a fudgeing idiot. You're literally the dumbest person I've ever met. And for that reason, you get to go to the finale.
Phoenix
We love you.
Naomi Smalls
And we love you, you fudgeing dumb ass, low IQ bitch. Yeah. I don't like these outfits, and I don't like that she covered up the goddess's neck. I bet this woman has a very long neck. I want to see that. I don't. Now that I'm looking, I don't think I would have put this in the top.
Phoenix
No, I mean, I. I would have. I think that the goddess, like that is just. She's so impactful on the stage. She really lucked out. I mean, we love a tall drag queen.
Naomi Smalls
We stand.
Phoenix
We.
Naomi Smalls
Six, seven, they said.
Phoenix
That's insane. Six, seven, out of heels, which is the hotel.
Naomi Smalls
Tempest is yours. You ever met Tempest?
Phoenix
Yes.
Naomi Smalls
Six, seven, tall.
Phoenix
The tallest.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, I think she's the tallest queen. Yeah.
Phoenix
So crazy. And I love the, like, black and white, black and white hair. I think that this is, like, the most impressive thing, and I think that the outfits are just. They age them a little bit. I think that they're both a lot younger than these looks are.
Naomi Smalls
If I saw a queen wearing this at club, I would not. I. I would think. I wouldn't think anything bad, but I wouldn't be like, did you see.
Phoenix
What are you assuming they're performing in these looks?
Naomi Smalls
Gypsy straps and thieves Or. Or not. Black lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one. Definitely that. So, Bosco. What?
Bosco
Sorry, isn't the song called Dark Lady?
Naomi Smalls
Dark what? I say Black African Melanation station came and then she hit up. Okay, is this a long verse, or am I crazy?
Phoenix
Yeah, I feel like this one's split up differently. Right, let's.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Bosco
So the goddess has one chunk, and then Bosco has another chunk.
Naomi Smalls
All right, let's give it a try. Here we go. Pretty privileged. I'm better than you Six, seven, and get the shoe legs out Waist in mugs done today now, bitch, you now bitch, you got. Now bitch, you got nothing to say.
Phoenix
Strutting in a line yeah, we call that trapeze I got these short little. Wishing for some more peas oh, no.
Naomi Smalls
That'S the whole verse. Yeah.
Bosco
So Bosco's is very short, and it looks like they cut some of it. If you listen to the song on Spotify, there's more, but they. They. It looks like they cut some of her verse out in the edit.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, they're stacking the chords. Interesting. This is. This is bad.
Phoenix
Is trapeze a real basketball term or is that Just like.
Naomi Smalls
I don't think so. Trapeze is, like, when you, like. It's like a. A trapeze artist is the people who like the circus performers. Yeah. What does something do with basketball now?
Phoenix
Your gat got nothing.
Naomi Smalls
I think. I think that's a mistype.
Phoenix
Oh, sorry. No. You got nothing to say?
Naomi Smalls
I got these short pictures. That's.
Bosco
That's what it was in the subtitles on Paramount.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, but you got.
Bosco
But sometimes they're, like, AI generated, so it's a little hard to.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, there's. There's nothing about this verse that I like.
Phoenix
No, I don't think so either.
Naomi Smalls
Like, literally, like, literally nothing.
Phoenix
I mean, maybe I like legs out wasted and mug is done today.
Naomi Smalls
But, like.
Phoenix
But shoot your shot.
Naomi Smalls
I think that you have to do something basketbally.
Phoenix
Right, Right. Yeah. I do like the name the goddess, though.
Naomi Smalls
That is a very. And she looks like a goddess. She looks like Xerxes sister or wife from 300. You watch 300?
Phoenix
No.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, there's like, a big, tall character named Xerxes, and he's like. Like giant. He's like 10ft tall or something. He's like the final boss. All right, let's go on to Phoenix. So let's talk about referencing yourself on Drag Race.
Phoenix
Okay.
Naomi Smalls
The reference has to be worth it.
Phoenix
This is, like, so niche.
Naomi Smalls
It is pretty niche. And also, what was driving me crazy when she came out in her reveal, it was so. All the snaps. All the snaps were undone except, like, the shoulders. Like, I could see the snap tape.
Phoenix
Was this the prison thing?
Naomi Smalls
Prison hunt?
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
And the prison honey looked really messy on the back.
Phoenix
It didn't look steamed.
Naomi Smalls
It was a mess.
Phoenix
Also, I, like, we don't need to dress up like a shapeless inmate ever again. I feel like we've now seen it on a couple seasons where that's referenced. Wait, was she an inmate?
Naomi Smalls
She's not shapeless. She bodies down. She bodies down and. Oh, I don't.
Phoenix
It's not the wig.
Naomi Smalls
It's not the wig. It's literally not the wig. I used to have that wig.
Phoenix
It's crazy. Yes. I feel like I've definitely seen photos of you in that wig. Not too much now that you said it. It all clicked. Like a blue lip.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. Always a blue lip. Always a blue lip back in the day. And then the black lip. And everyone told me I look old, and now I do only, like, this, like, pink lip every time I do drag trash. And I get it. They're supposed to be India, Farah, and. And and the Phoenix. But, like, it's not the juice is not worth the squeeze.
Phoenix
I think it's hard to, like, also reference yourself on Drag Race when, like, there's not a huge pool of references to choose from from yourself.
Naomi Smalls
Drag her.
Phoenix
You know what I mean?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, no, I know what you mean. But also, like, what if she would have got the 6 foot 7 woman and her entire pussy would have been hanging out? Like, then what?
Phoenix
Honestly, it might have been more interesting because this is just. It looks. If, if I. Yeah, if I saw this at any bar, I would be like, oh, yeah, work. But like on Drag Race, an all black outfit and a bus driver wig with a little bit of length.
Naomi Smalls
Elevated bus driver.
Phoenix
Yeah, it looks like there's some tracks.
Naomi Smalls
Added into like, like a shuttle driver. Shuttle bus. A private shuttle bus.
Phoenix
A bus driver going to chaperone the dance.
Naomi Smalls
Chaperone the dance. Exactly. Let's go to her verse. Birds of a feather will flock together.
Phoenix
On the court or on the stage. You know, we run it our way.
Naomi Smalls
I am so annoyed by that. Looking great, feeling right. And you know this body's tight.
Phoenix
They want us to fight prison honey.
Naomi Smalls
Two is better than one. So I'm realizing that when I say the song wasn't bad, I think it's just the song itself and the tempo. These are bad. These are bad lyrics.
Phoenix
Listening to the song though, as a whole, I didn't think it was so, like, I was kind of catchy when I was listening to it.
Naomi Smalls
I agree.
Phoenix
But dissecting the lines, there's a few songs like that.
Naomi Smalls
Like when I listen to Katy Perry's Swish, Swish. You cannot listen to these lyrics too much and still like the song. Like, my favorite, my least favorite league is like, your game is tired. You should retire. You're about as cute as an old coupon. Expired. You have to do all that to say you're cute as an expired coupon? Are expired coupons not cute? It's such. But the song itself is a banger.
Phoenix
Yeah. Some things you just can't dissect too much.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. This is a really bad. This is really bad.
Phoenix
What gagged me about Phoenix's makeover is that she has, I think the youngest contestant.
Naomi Smalls
She was 20.
Phoenix
20 years old.
Naomi Smalls
20 years old.
Phoenix
Making them look like a 55 year old drag queen.
Naomi Smalls
She actually kind of looks like India Farah.
Phoenix
Yeah, I said 55 year old drag queen. I meant it. Kidding.
Naomi Smalls
She's 54 and that's right, Derek. Don't like you. That will never not be iconic Honestly, I would not be mad to see Derek back on All Stars again.
Phoenix
Oh, she deserved so much better than they gave her on five.
Naomi Smalls
If you're going to bring someone back, let it be Derrick Berry. Absolutely let it be Derek motherfucking Berry.
Phoenix
She's so fucking iconic.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, she's so good.
Phoenix
I love her so much. It was a slow burn. I love her so much.
Naomi Smalls
Let's go on to Olivia luxury. So I absolutely love. This is a great way. These apple fits compliment each other so well. The lopsided froze had to grow on me.
Phoenix
Yeah. I think that it works better in brunette than it works in blonde.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. First I was like, bitch, your hair is on crooked.
Phoenix
Yeah, it's just a tighter. I like when you have like a fro that has like a strong perimeter.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, I agree.
Phoenix
Like that.
Naomi Smalls
The little purse is back. I actually liked her little purse gag.
Phoenix
She did the first season little purse gag.
Naomi Smalls
You don't remember her season. She carried a tiny little purse. They look really good. She mugged her down.
Phoenix
Looks just like her.
Naomi Smalls
They. They really look alike. This, this, these are really cool outfits. I would wear either one of these looks minus the blonde hair, but I would wear either of these looks with that brown wig. I love the attached headphones. So cute.
Phoenix
You know that reminded me of this is Thorgy. This gave me very like when Thorgy came out back in our day or like I think she maybe her neon dress. And then also like it was the neon with it. Oh, the skater look at the roller girl. Yeah, a mix of those two.
Naomi Smalls
So Thorgy made fun of me for having that Amazon catsuit. She like that was a 25Amazon cat suit. But what's crazy is the outfit that Thorgy's wearing. I sold her that leotard for five dollars. It was not from Amazon. But you're wearing a five dollar leotard that I sold you like two years ago. Bitch. Are you kidding me?
Phoenix
I love my favorite detail on these looks is Octavia Lux. Like her neckline like the guitar continues down.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, does it?
Phoenix
That was fierce.
Naomi Smalls
That is cute. I wonder if there's like an app. Did they make this guitar like or was it under guitar Applique?
Phoenix
Do you like now with makeovers that they bring the look?
Naomi Smalls
I prefer they make them there.
Phoenix
I same.
Naomi Smalls
I think we should really see what y' all are made of.
Phoenix
I just love a competition. I mean, I love when you sign up for this competition to be put to the task of like actually competing there in the workroom.
Naomi Smalls
But also the real tea is we could not have done it because we had little women. Like, if we would have bought outfits from home and they gave us little people.
Phoenix
Right.
Naomi Smalls
What am I gonna do with the outfit that I bought for a person who's, like, 5ft or 6ft tall?
Phoenix
Exactly. And that's where I think the bias that we. I have when it comes to, like, the show now is like, I want them to have the same requirements that the OGs had to do.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. All of our Girls were under 5ft tall.
Phoenix
Exactly.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Phoenix
The show that we fell in love, truly. Oh, okay. I remember when we were on set. I don't know if this is. You can cut it. I don't. I don't know. But when we were on set and it was the day of the makeovers, and they were kind of, like, Jimmy rigging us around the back lot.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Phoenix
Because I think that they were, like, bringing in the little woman, and they didn't want us to see them, but we, like, ended up seeing them from, like, so far away. And I remember Chichi saw Robbie's little makeover lady. She goes, oh, baby, I thought that was mish. And if you know me, she's brunette and she's shorter and crazy. It was just that.
Naomi Smalls
That's crazy.
Phoenix
That tickled me. More chichi moments. That tickled me.
Naomi Smalls
One time on the set, she was just sitting there, and they would give us. During the day, they would give us food from the lot. It was, like, from the cafeteria at the lot. It was not good food, and Chichi did not want to eat it. She just did not want to eat. It was like, girls, all we have to eat. Like, you have to eat this or potato chips all day. And she goes, I don't even want to take this taste. Eat this. I said, why? She goes, good. It tastes like perfume. I will never. I was like, what does that mean, good? It's just like, perfume. So Olivia says, let's play it up so we can spice it up.
Phoenix
I'm gonna take that shot. Watch the points add up.
Naomi Smalls
Lipstick all over the court.
Phoenix
Shooting in the back door. Why settle for two when you can shoot for three?
Naomi Smalls
Baby, baby, where's the dream team?
Phoenix
Just trust me.
Naomi Smalls
We always keeping you quenched. Go back to the bench. I love the Go back to the bench.
Phoenix
Yeah, me too.
Naomi Smalls
That's a really fun line, and I like that. She got a couple of references in there.
Phoenix
I like. Why settle for two when you can shoot for three?
Naomi Smalls
So good. Dream team.
Phoenix
Shooting in the back court. Back door.
Naomi Smalls
I don't know what that like.
Phoenix
That's not a. Oh, I know what I mean.
Naomi Smalls
She was like, I'm gonna get a butt sex here. We're gonna talk about anal sex on this day, honey. I, I. Of the ones, this is. Of the ones that we've read so far. I think Deja's is my favorite. This is my second favorite of the ones we've read so far.
Phoenix
Yes, I agree.
Naomi Smalls
But, yeah, this. I think this is my favorite look.
Phoenix
I think that this is cute. It's just, like, it's, like, obviously so universal when you pack this that it could work for anybody. I love when, like, even if the. The look could work for anybody, there's going to be, like, a waist added or something. But obviously, this is gorgeous. Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
Bring back making the makeover challenge looks in, and I'm going to pitch this drag race again. You can use. You can use idea. I don't. I don't care. Tell them there's a sewing challenge. Bring in the pit crew. Have them remove all of the motherfucking sewing machines. Bring in hot glue guns. But you have to make an outfit. You can only use hot glue. No sewing machine.
Phoenix
It's shocking. They haven't done that yet.
Naomi Smalls
And watch the girls squirm, you think? I think some of them would. Some of them be like, thank God there's no sewing.
Phoenix
How do you think you would do in that scenario?
Naomi Smalls
In my early years, I made a lot of outfits with hot glue, so I think I could do pretty. Pretty decent. I'm better with a sewing machine than I with a hot glue gun, but I think I can fancy. I can figure something out. Because they give you the courses to glue onto.
Phoenix
Yeah. I mean, I kind of wish that that was a detail that they'd have to take away, too. No corsets, no pre made for the.
Naomi Smalls
Hot glue thing or for in general.
Phoenix
For a design challenge like that. They are making the things. No corsets. No. No corsets that you can glue to.
Naomi Smalls
You're. You're. You are. God damn. Naomi's Drag Race. Y' all hoes about to be fighting for your lives on Naomi's Drag Race.
Phoenix
Just the drag race that we fell in love with. Like, I mean, season three was, like, all design challenges.
Naomi Smalls
Yes.
Phoenix
So it would just be cool to, like, have that come back.
Naomi Smalls
We had three.
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
In eight episodes.
Phoenix
Insane.
Naomi Smalls
The first eight episodes, we had three design challenges. Let's go on to our last contestant, which is Aa and Taa Ajativa. Is that a wee thing? Tiva. Tiva Sativa is the type Of I don't the place to be the place to be. These are the shooters. They ain't the shot. They looking. They looking lame to me. I'm dunking on these hoes. It's music memory, baby Cash this in, you'll remember me.
Phoenix
Wait, do I talk about the looks?
Naomi Smalls
Oh, shit. Sorry, sorry. I did not get why they bit a wing down. She said it was like, oh, I'm fresh out of the womb, so, like, I'm half developed. Then they came back and the wings were standing up, so I thought it was like, oh, the wings are up. But they weren't.
Phoenix
I, no, there's like, I think, you know, because you do the Runway a couple times. I think there was one take where one of the wings was deflated or like off or twisted or something. And then I imagine she probably did her, like, voice talking head.
Naomi Smalls
But now they're both down. How would both their wings get turned down? They each have one wing turned down.
Phoenix
They're both just like flimsy costume wings.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, I, I, I do think that she should have gotten bigger, more custom wings. I, I don't love, I don't, I do not love this look. I, I don't actually, I actually do like this hair a lot.
Phoenix
Yeah, the hair's cute.
Naomi Smalls
The hair, I genuinely love.
Phoenix
The hair is very like House of Aa.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, I think that Aja's like these like, fabric boobs. Depending on how you move, they just look so, like, lopsided.
Phoenix
I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
Naomi Smalls
Nicki Minaj.
Phoenix
A thigh high boot out of contacts.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, you don't think they. What, what would you wear with this.
Phoenix
Like a, like a gladiator strappy?
Naomi Smalls
Oh, well, you, Naomi. No, not Naomi.
Phoenix
But when you think of fairies, your mind doesn't go to like a Power Ranger boot, does it?
Naomi Smalls
Weren't you wearing like a strapped up boot when you first came heel when you first walked into the room?
Phoenix
Honestly, that would have been fine.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. I mean, do you sell the alien?
Phoenix
No, I, My old assistant has it.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, gang, gang.
Phoenix
Why, you want it? No, the museum.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, that, yeah, yeah, this, yeah. That's really cute, actually. Oh, look at baby.
Phoenix
What a baby.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, my God, you look so good.
Phoenix
You know, I had no idea that I had, I had never heard someone talk about my toes hanging over the edge of my shoes until the very first episode was premiered.
Naomi Smalls
And now you can't unhear it.
Phoenix
Oh, no, I will never.
Naomi Smalls
On here, it's all you hear. It doesn't matter if your toes never hang again.
Phoenix
Yeah, and then Ms. Violet said I had cliffhangers. Like a boner killer. And ever since then, cliffhangers has just followed me around.
Naomi Smalls
Girl, you heard of shrimp and biscuit?
Phoenix
What's that?
Naomi Smalls
Shrimp is gonna tails hang off the edge biscuits when your heel hangs off the back.
Phoenix
I guilty of both, girl.
Naomi Smalls
I mean, I know this will shock people. No one ever, ever, ever, ever said anything negative about my makeup until I got to repost Drag Race. And I think it's because people don't just go around critiquing how you look. It's like, hey, Naomi, it's good to see you.
Phoenix
Yeah, I mean, leave it to the world to tear you apart.
Naomi Smalls
How do you like, does it make you self conscious now when you put on a shoe? Are you like, let me check these fucking toes?
Phoenix
You know what? I now I just kind of go towards no platforms. Like, I like to be flat. But like, I will say, like, if you have a size 11 foot and you're wearing a size 12 platform and you're running.
Naomi Smalls
Honestly, I ate. I hate size 15 foot with a size hell shoe.
Phoenix
What is that?
Naomi Smalls
It's my songbirds first.
Phoenix
Oh, shut up.
Naomi Smalls
I said, girl, I'm way too blessed to be stressed. Why pay more when you can pay less? That's the one. I go size 15 foot with a size 12 shoe.
Phoenix
That's my life. That's literally my life. I'm a size 13.
Bosco
But I will wrote that line specifically to be a Naomi Smalls Reid.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, yeah, it was. Wait, what's the Louie?
Phoenix
I did not know that.
Naomi Smalls
Before you come for me, you better shop in your claws. Tell me, is you mad or not? Your Jimmy Choos are killing you. Size 15 foot with a size. Because I think that it was also a read to Robbie because she said that, yeah, your Jimmy Choos are killing you. Size 15 foot with a size.
Phoenix
Damn.
Naomi Smalls
And I think the Jimmy Choo think. No, it wasn't Jimmy Choo. It was a. There was some line in there. I tried to wrote for Robbie Turner too. Because you remember when Robbie Turner was wearing that red dress?
Phoenix
The Vera Wang dress?
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, yeah. Is that a Vera Wang?
Phoenix
Girl, I'll take your heavy dust.
Naomi Smalls
Because she said it was a she. What she told us was that it was a Vera Wang dress that she purchased and when she bought it, it was a wedding dress and she hand dyed it red. And we were like. I remember being like, that's not true. This is two different fabrics. And I don't think you have the, the, the dye skills to sew to like, dye two different fabrics the exact same color. Also, the zipper was red. You cannot dye a zipper. A zipper is plastic or metal, bitch. Metal does not die. Plastic does not die. I was like, this bitch is. I remember being like. I remember being like. You're lying. You're just lying.
Phoenix
There's a petition for every episode to talk about Robbie Turner. I think it's a must.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. I love you. Never knew that I wrote that shade.
Phoenix
I did not know that Jimmy Choo is.
Naomi Smalls
I'll kill it.
Phoenix
But I'm telling you, if you are a size 11 and you're even wearing a size 13 platform heel, if you are strutting down, your toes will shift.
Naomi Smalls
You'll slide in.
Phoenix
There is no way. So, like, cliffhangers are inevitable.
Naomi Smalls
It's going to happen. I never wear open toe shoes.
Phoenix
No.
Naomi Smalls
And if I do. But I have the webbed foot.
Phoenix
You have a tight.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah, I wear tight. So if I do, I'm in the tight. So I have a few open toe shoes. But, like, my feet are. It's just one big toe, like a big giant foot.
Phoenix
You're not gonna be convinced into an open toe life anytime soon.
Naomi Smalls
I have hideous feet. I have hideous feet.
Phoenix
That's a lie, girl.
Naomi Smalls
They're dogs. I have dogs. They're so bad.
Phoenix
You made the rest of you work.
Naomi Smalls
I know, but the feet cannot. But the feet still from Mississippi. So let's read Aja's verse. The place to be. These. The place to be. These are the shooters. They ain't the shot. They're looking lame to me. I'm dunking on these hoes. It's a. It's muscle memory, baby. Cash this in, you'll remember me.
Phoenix
I'm gonna beat the buzzer. I got this. The way I. The way I shoot my shot. Just call me Steph Curry. I'm married to the game just like Aisha. Say hello to the winners. Hey, nice to meet you.
Naomi Smalls
I kind of expected more from Azure, but it's the best one, though.
Phoenix
Yeah. Listening to it live or listening to it, like, on the. In the video or whatever, it did sound a lot better than breaking it down.
Naomi Smalls
We also don' Flow. I can't remember the flow.
Phoenix
Yeah. Muscle memory. Is that the Steve Curry, Steph Curry, like, rhyme?
Naomi Smalls
I mean, I.
Phoenix
Because the Steph Curry think is. Feels very out of, like, the blue.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah. Maybe it makes more sense if we. If we said it in her. In. In the cadence.
Phoenix
Who's Aisha?
Naomi Smalls
Maybe she's married. Maybe she's from Basketball Wives. Okay, maybe. Maybe she's married to some famous basketball player. Oh, she's a. She's. She's a basketball player. I'm so sorry.
Phoenix
Oh. I mean, I'm not. I didn't.
Naomi Smalls
Damn.
Bosco
Not.
Naomi Smalls
Not.
Bosco
Basketball wife. That's crazy.
Naomi Smalls
No, you know what? Aisha Shepard, I just want you to know that you are better than me at basketball. I could literally never. I AM so sorry, Ms. Aisha Shepard. I don't. She said married to the game, so I thought she meant, like, she's, like, married to someone.
Phoenix
I took that as back to my wife, too.
Naomi Smalls
I know it's Corny. Matty Morphosis. But I wrote a verse.
Bosco
Oh.
Phoenix
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bosco
Sorry. Stephen Curry's wife is also nibbed. Ayesha.
Naomi Smalls
Oh.
Phoenix
Oh, wow. Okay.
Naomi Smalls
Okay. There we go. I was like, it's gotta be something. All right. I wrote a verse. All right. Can I remember this? It ain't free when I throw it back first draft When I'm on a track it's on my name it's on my back so remember my name when you in my. When you in my space better jam ho LeBron James double dribble with a big set of double Ds ducking on a diva and I do it with the ease can't even walk can't even walk in heels, bitch. Stay up. Shit. So easy, Might as well be a layup. Don't break her ankles. Don't harm her. Stay down. You're just a warmer.
Phoenix
Oh, I like that.
Naomi Smalls
That was pretty good, right? Yeah, I like that a lot. I like that a lot.
Phoenix
I like bench.
Naomi Smalls
I hope Maddie Morris doesn't call me Corny. Oh, please, Maddie, don't call me Corny, Please. So let's go over to the judging. So I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed with. I have to disagree with Michelle.
Phoenix
I. It's.
Naomi Smalls
Is it a running gag? Do they tell them? Can you please. Does it bother Michelle?
Phoenix
I think it does bother her, but I. I actually enjoyed when someone just doesn't go with the flow.
Naomi Smalls
I have a plaque in my bathroom that says, I'm gonna have to disagree with Michelle. Jacob can vouch for. This is literally just. I'm obsessed. I should get it in a shirt. I'm gonna have to go. It's one of my favorite Drag Race memes. And then Michelle didn't like the odds. She thought the Audra's outfit was too costume. And I think AJA handled that really well. She goes, I think drag is a costume. I like it. Do you like it? We love it. What a great way to handle that critique.
Phoenix
Eight, eight down. Michelle's critiques were for what Deja and her person. That they don't look like sisters at all.
Naomi Smalls
Yeah.
Phoenix
And then that Olivia and her person, they look. This is the best way to do family resemblance without doing twins. But they were legit twins.
Naomi Smalls
But then. But also the real twins were Irene and Irene and her baller. Like, they. They were twins.
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
I couldn't tell them apart. They were twins. You know what I mean? RuPaul reveals that the girls are going to have to reveal their points on the main stage after the lip sync. This is how it should have been the entire time. I do like the little twist of it coming at the end, but I love that. And then. And then we get to the judging. Irene and Bosco are the winners of the challenge. Do you agree with that?
Phoenix
I. Yeah, I. I could say like Irene and Olivia.
Naomi Smalls
That's what I would. I would have taken out Bosco and I think. I think Olivia had a better verse. I think she had a better performance. I think she had a better look.
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
I would have given it to Olivia.
Phoenix
Yeah, for sure. I think that.
Naomi Smalls
But then we wouldn't get that drama of Olivia revealing her point.
Phoenix
Right? Exactly.
Naomi Smalls
And I prefer the drama.
Phoenix
Yeah. The impact, though, of the goddess on stage was just, I think, hard to compete with for everybody else.
Naomi Smalls
But how much of that was the goddess? How much that was Bosco?
Phoenix
I think a lot of it was. I don't know. I think it's 50. 50. She could have done her dirty.
Naomi Smalls
But I love a big tall queen and a tiny little queen. I just wish that it was Georgeous and the goddess.
Phoenix
Exactly.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, that would be so visually stunning. I wish I could only just picking.
Phoenix
Up George's by the, like the back of her neck.
Naomi Smalls
So then they lip sync Irene, they listen to Pocketbook by Jennifer Hudson, and Irene wins the lip sync. Do you agree with that win?
Phoenix
Yes.
Naomi Smalls
Me too.
Phoenix
Yes. Random song for these two.
Naomi Smalls
Do you Melanation station should have been Malaysia. Malaysian station should have been doing this one.
Phoenix
Maybe there should be like each Runway or each time there's going to be a lip sync. Three options for the song that it could be. And then like once they see who the competitors are, almost like the producers can choose, like what song.
Naomi Smalls
I agree. Like watching what's her name? Susie Toot do alter ego.
Phoenix
Right.
Bosco
Sorry. Just to be clear, Susie too never lip sync to alter ego.
Naomi Smalls
Well, then why is she doing around performing?
Bosco
Because there was. It was a meme that somebody made so. So she episode links to episode one, episode two. Or it was. It was in an episode right after where the top two queens lip sync to Alter Ego and somebody made a meme where they did Susie to lip sync to Alter Ego on Twitter and then she started doing it at bars as. Because she thought the meme was funny.
Phoenix
Watching Crystal Envy, Duke. Alter Ego is just as bad, though.
Naomi Smalls
Was it Chris Ly. I think somebody. Yeah, yeah. They. They. They could mix it up in my.
Bosco
Crystal Envy and Lexi Love.
Naomi Smalls
There it is. And y' all, the truth is we. We. We have all the songs. They give us all the songs when we get there.
Bosco
Susie to lip sync to A Woman's World.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, it's Katherine Hudson. Yeah. Got it. RuPaul reveals it. So. So now Irene is in the lead with seven points. Bosco is behind her with six points. Liv, Aja and Deja are tied with three points, and Phoenix is way behind with one single solitary point.
Phoenix
Who?
Naomi Smalls
Phoenix. You're the worst. And at this point, Phoenix has to know there is no way on God's green earth she can win. She knows this now.
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
Even if every girl gave her a point, she still would make it. Yeah, no, she would, actually.
Phoenix
I think she.
Naomi Smalls
Like, she would have because she'd have been above the other. That's. That's. I. I just proved myself wrong.
Phoenix
I feel like I would have probably was playing the game and I didn't have an alliance. Given my point to Phoenix.
Naomi Smalls
What's a waste?
Phoenix
Exactly.
Naomi Smalls
But, but, but what's up? But you're. Are you. Are you. But you're leaving like, you're on the way out the door. You just throwing a point away.
Phoenix
Like, I feel like you voting third party. I feel like if I was Aja, I probably would have given my point to Phoenix.
Naomi Smalls
I would at that point, if I didn't think I was going to go in, like, if I was in Phoenix position, I'd be like, I'm going to give my point to who I. Who I think should go. Which is what she did, which is when she gave the point to aja. So RuPaul has them all write down their things on this frosted mirror and they reveal them one by one. Okay, so. So Aja gives her point to Deja because she says that she's grown. Deja gives her point to Live because she said she had the best performance of the night. Liv gives her point to Aja because she wants to see her go to the next round. And then Phoenix gave her vote to Aja because she has been the best queen each week or something like that. She's been one of the best queens each week. And then that gives Aja five points. So Aja has five, Bosco has six, Irene the alien has six, seven. And Liv, Deja and Phoenix will not be going fourth. And Phoenix leaves with one single solitary point. Honestly, that's kind of wild. That's kind of gaggy. But I guess you only have three episodes to win, you know?
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
So honestly, Phoenix, you did a good job. You. You did your best. I think you knew you weren't going to win, but you were the tie breaking vote. You were the vice president. You did. You cast the tie breaking vote.
Phoenix
Do you think she came into the competition, though, assuming she was gonna win?
Naomi Smalls
I think she assumes she'd go to the next bracket. I hope that's why she came. Maybe not win, but at least go to the next bracket. You know what I mean?
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
Because if you don't think you're gonna make the next bracket, girl, what are we even doing here?
Phoenix
Exactly.
Naomi Smalls
What are we even doing here? But I think that she, she thought she had a chance. And then RuPaul says now they're gonna be in a. An All Stars wild card. So each judge will pick one queen who did not get advanced. They'll be put into a bucket. One name will be drawn randomly. Okay.
Phoenix
Girl.
Naomi Smalls
And then that person will go on to the lipstick Lalapuruza for the crown.
Phoenix
Yeah. That's exciting.
Naomi Smalls
Which means they're gonna get to skip a whole bracket.
Phoenix
But they're. Do you think they're lip syncing against the. Just those, like, selected queens that the judges choose? Or they're going to be lip syncing against, like, the people who.
Naomi Smalls
I hope it's just like, the queens. That would be. That would be too much.
Bosco
So the fan theories are that it's used. It's a. It's a backdoor production to make sure that Queen. They want to get to the finale, get there.
Naomi Smalls
Which honestly, I appreciate. Like, if Aja did not make it, I would be mad.
Phoenix
Right. There's not. There's not one from this bracket, though, like, that I could.
Naomi Smalls
I agree. With the record they went through.
Phoenix
I think so too.
Naomi Smalls
I agree. This is who I wanted to go through.
Phoenix
I think we predicted that too.
Naomi Smalls
It would have been great tv. If Aja didn't make it, Olivia did. That would be great tv.
Phoenix
Yeah.
Naomi Smalls
Oh, Especially if Livia didn't give a point. That would have been like, oh, my God, this is tv. I cannot wait to go to Twitter and see what the girl's gonna say. Like, I gotta get over there and see. But this gives the other girls a little bit of hope. We find out that Bosco, Aja and Irene will be going to the next bracket. The other girls will not, but they get a second chance down the line. Who's gonna win All Star Season 10.
Phoenix
Based on this practice?
Naomi Smalls
Nope. All whole cast is. I know it's early, I know it's early, but it's. I always ask who's gonna win?
Phoenix
Acid Betty.
Naomi Smalls
Acid Betty. I'm gonna say, I think it's going to be. Irene's gonna come in second place. I believe that from a heart of hearts. And I think that. I think it's gonna be Ginger Minj. Still. I still think it's gonna be Ginger.
Phoenix
All right, listen, it's harder to hide my reaction out of face.
Naomi Smalls
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Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – Season 10, Episode 3 "Hoop Queens"
Podcast Information:
At [02:17], Naomi Smalls welcomes listeners back to "Sibling Watchery," the review segment of the Sibling Rivalry podcast. Joined by co-host Phoenix, they dive into the latest episode of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 10, Episode 3, titled "Hoop Queens."
Naomi and Phoenix provide an enthusiastic recap of the episode, focusing on the central theme of basketball-themed challenges. [04:32] Naomi expresses her frustration with the challenges, recounting a failed costume plan involving Lakers jerseys and wigs, highlighting the unpredictability and comedic mishaps that make the podcast entertaining.
A significant portion of the discussion revolves around the alliances formed during the episode. At [04:59], Naomi points out Aja's inability to accept her placement, giving her point to Liv, which becomes a focal point of the ensuing drama. Phoenix agrees, noting, “I think that Deja and Olivia almost had, like, an alliance unspoken on camera” [06:02].
Melanation Station: Naomi clarifies the correct term, emphasizing the unity among the black queens aiming to support each other. They dissect the motives behind the alliances, questioning whether it's genuine support or strategic gameplay.
Naomi Smalls [05:19]: "Why is that?"
Phoenix [05:20]: "It seems kind of, like, fake to me."
The hosts analyze the voting dynamics, with Aja giving her point to Liv and Deja reciprocating, leading to intense speculation about hidden alliances and strategic moves within the competition.
The episode's basketball theme leads to creative challenges, including makeovers and performance tasks. [24:18] Naomi shares a humorous anecdote about a mishap with a high-end camera during a bus ride, which resulted in a blurry selfie, adding a personal and relatable touch to the discussion.
Makeover Challenges: Naomi and Phoenix critique the contestants' makeovers, debating the effectiveness and creativity of each transformation. Notably, they discuss the outfits of Irene the Alien and Estelle the Alien, praising their cohesive and striking designs.
Phoenix [42:04]: "This looks amazing."
Performance Tasks: The hosts evaluate the contestants' performances, including interpretive dances and song lyrics. They highlight the efforts of Deja Sky and the Goddess, appreciating their stage presence despite some reservations about their costumes.
A significant segment delves into the fashion aspects of the episode. Naomi and Phoenix provide detailed critiques of each contestant's runway looks, offering both praise and constructive feedback.
Irene the Alien and Estelle the Alien: Praised for their innovative and visually stunning outfits, the hosts commend the mirrored elements and unique design choices.
Naomi Smalls [42:04]: "I love that it's mirrored on Irene's waistline."
Deja Sky's Outfit: While appreciating her padded physique and makeup, Naomi questions the practicality and cohesiveness of her top.
Phoenix [33:53]: "I don't get the whole top."
Phoenix's Makeover: The hosts humorously critique Phoenix's transformation, particularly her exaggerated footwear, discussing the challenges of maintaining balance and aesthetics with high heels.
Naomi Smalls [63:17]: "I have hideous feet."
The climax of the episode centers around the judging panel's decisions and the subsequent elimination. Naomi and Phoenix express mixed opinions on the judges' critiques and the fairness of the eliminations.
Judging Choice: Both hosts agree with Irene's win, praising her free-throw performance.
Phoenix [72:17]: "Yes."
Elimination Drama: Phoenix faces elimination with only one point, leading to a discussion about her strategic voting and the mysterious nature of the alliances.
Naomi Smalls [73:59]: "Phoenix, you did a good job. You did your best."
Towards the end of the episode, Naomi and Phoenix speculate on potential winners and the direction of the competition.
Potential Winners: They express confidence in Irene's abilities and Ginger Minj’s potential resurgence.
Phoenix [77:40]: "Acid Betty."
Wildcard Round: Discussion about the All Stars wild card, where eliminated queens have a chance to return, adding an exciting twist to the competition.
Naomi Smalls [76:35]: "Which means they're gonna get to skip a whole bracket."
In wrapping up, Naomi and Phoenix tease exclusive content available on their Patreon, where they delve deeper into Twitter drama and behind-the-scenes insights.
Naomi Smalls [78:41]: "We're going to talk about the Twitter drama over the Patreon if you want to hear this, and untucked as well."
They encourage listeners to join their Patreon community for more in-depth discussions and exclusive content, maintaining engagement beyond the podcast.
Conclusion
Episode 3 of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 10, "Hoop Queens," delivers a high-energy mix of strategic gameplay, creative challenges, and fashion-forward looks. Sibling Rivalry's Naomi Smalls and Phoenix offer a thorough and engaging review, enriched with humor, personal anecdotes, and sharp critiques. Their analysis not only breaks down the episode's key moments but also provides insightful commentary on the evolving dynamics of the competition.
For those who haven't listened, this summary encapsulates the essence of the episode and the podcast's vibrant discussions, making it a must-read for drag enthusiasts and podcast lovers alike.