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Bob the Drag Queen
There's a lace top. I'm in Berlin, so I'm feeling the Berlin fantasy.
Monet X Change
I need you to stand up. I want to see what the top is. Is it a. It looks like a 90. Or is it a brassiere?
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it?
Jacob
Is it?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's a leot at the bottom. Oh, I don't have any. It's girls you're going to see.
Monet X Change
Do you pull your pants down or are you wearing like, garters?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm just wearing the leotard.
Monet X Change
And you're wearing sweatpants.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I was pulling it down to show you that. It's like a. It's a leotard.
Monet X Change
I didn't know you were in Berlin. I looked it up and it said you were somewhere else. Wanderheimer.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was in V Spaden.
Monet X Change
Oh, they pronounce it with a V sound.
Bob the Drag Queen
W's and V's. V's are W's.
Monet X Change
So you left Wiesbaden to go to Berlin.
Bob the Drag Queen
These are Fs.
Monet X Change
So you went to. You left Wiesbaden to go to Berlin. So now you're just partying.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet X Change
So you came home? So you could have came home.
Bob the Drag Queen
I went to the Kit Kat Club last night.
Monet X Change
Wait, wait. So you tell. What I'm hearing is you could have came home earlier.
Bob the Drag Queen
I could have came home earlier, but I chose. But I've been planning to go to Berlin for like about three weeks now. That's crazy because I've been to Berlin twice and both times I was here, they were for gigs and it was like, I came in, did the gig that day. I left the next day. I never got to like, hang out in Berlin, so I was like, I want to do all like the Berlin things. I went to Kit Kat Club last night. That was wild. I'm going to Berghain tonight. That'll be wild. We'll see.
Jacob
What are you wearing?
Bob the Drag Queen
So Kit Kat Club. I wore this, but bitch, I didn't realize I didn't bring the proper shoes. I thought I could wear this with my black jeans and like my. These black boots I had with like a metal thing. But bitch, everyone was pretty much naked, so I was like, okay, I. I can't wear these jeans. I just wore this and dress shoes. I look. Thank God there are no cameras. I look crazy.
Monet X Change
I. I want to let you know that I'm really happy that you're living your life, but I feel like you have been away for a long time and you need to come home. So I'm glad you're having fun. Hehe. Ha ha. Yeah. That's cute and all that. Are you like, why are you not here?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm coming home.
Jacob
On Tuesday morning, Monet called me crying because she missed you so much when you were off in the Madonna tour for three years.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl. Jacob, I don't want nothing from Bob. Bob literally goes off into Bob left. He left LA this year for two and a half months to go to go do some little show on some street in some city.
Monet X Change
Wake it up. What about how I feel right now? I miss you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why are you wearing this shirt? Why are you wearing this shirt?
Monet X Change
Oh, bring him home. What is that from the most popular musical of all time, Les Miserables.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh. Why are you wearing this shirt and this wig? What is this?
Monet X Change
Well, I was getting ready. I was gonna wear this suit that I wore to this, like, brunch. I had the other day to like, do be extra and wear this like, suit. But then I was looking through my. And I. And this shirt was just peeking at me. And I said, I'm gonna wear my vintage Monet X change shirt with My vintage Monet X change wig. This is Monet's first merch ever. Pre Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have yours, too.
Monet X Change
I don't have a Pre Drag Race shirt.
Bob the Drag Queen
You. Well, yeah, I mean, the blue one.
Monet X Change
The blue one?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, the blue one with Bob. Wasn't that Pre Drag Race?
Monet X Change
No. I started selling it the day of my first episode.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, God.
Monet X Change
But I was like, oh. And I looked at it. I was like, I'm gonna wear this. And I'm putting my little MXC kitty cat and homage. My buddy who I miss, who's apparently fucking out walking around looking like a Nigerian uncle in Berlin.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl. A lace thing with no underwear, right? So this lace leotard with no underwear and fucking dress shoes. I look and I. I didn't know anyone was going to see my socks, so I wore white socks. I look like I looked insane.
Monet X Change
Why don't you just keep the pants on?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because if I would. That's too overdressed, girl. I was.
Monet X Change
I was.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would. I would have stuck. I would have been too overdressed.
Monet X Change
No one was wearing pants.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, not like that.
Monet X Change
Screaming. Well, hello, everyone. Welcome to the. Welcome to Sibling Watchery. If you want to get a chance to watch with us live, you can join our Patreon in our top tier. We have our. Our cool aunts and stepdads, stepmoms in here. And I will try my best to
Bob the Drag Queen
read the names because y' all know Bob will read a comment in the chat and be like. Like, acting like the chat doesn't exist. Someone. Someone said that she looked like she.
Monet X Change
What I mean is one of the patrons. What I mean to say.
Bob the Drag Queen
That being said, somebody said that RuPaul don't like saying that name no more. Somebody said that outfit is ugly.
Monet X Change
Somebody. Somebody said they don't fuck with you. I'm also wearing this wig over a bandana.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, because you're trying to get your ways together.
Monet X Change
No, it's a bandana because I put my Minoxidil on my head and I have to let it sit in. And I don't want the. I don't want, like, friction on my hair. My new hair.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you please, with your doctor. How many times do I have to ask you, is this going to be, like, the name. Is it going to be like a name of Julian? Julian.
Monet X Change
His name is Dr. Drummond. It is the Crown Hair Institute. I can. I will make the connection. I'm happy to do so.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is going to be like, Julian Sul Santi.
Monet X Change
Well, you kept being like. I don't know. You kept Being like, this is too much. When I told you I was doing the red light therapy and the Minoxidil, and you were like, oh, it's too much now, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
I do so many things now. I've realized, like, over the years, I've accumulated all these things for skin and whatever. I. It's. I can add a few more steps to the. Already what, Jillian?
Monet X Change
I'm already doing well, bitch, get ready, for once, you start adding in blood pressure medication and fucking shit like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't have high blood pressure. Doesn't run in my family.
Monet X Change
You'll get there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God.
Monet X Change
You'll get there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, listen, if you come to the chat late, don't be asking questions that we don't already ask. We talked about why I'm wearing this. Bob talked about the bandana. Bob talked about the wig. Y' all need to be here on time. Class starts at the time we said it starts.
Monet X Change
Monet is Monet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Remember when you were in school and that one bitch becoming late asking questions the teacher already answered? He was like, oh, my God, here we go. We gotta find out, girl.
Monet X Change
Damn, Monet. Snap time. Monet ate y' all up with that. That's crazy. I'm sorry, y'. All. I didn't know Monet was gonna talk to y' all like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm so sorry.
Monet X Change
I'm just happy that you're here. I'm just happy that you're here.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is not sibling snappery. This is sibling watchery, where we recap episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race. And we are starting RuPaul's Drag Race Season 18, Season 11 All Stars. Jesus Christ. And it's the same.
Monet X Change
Godoy said, why is Bob wearing that shirt?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wow. Godoy. Shady.
Monet X Change
To be fair, I said that. You know, I just said, why is Bob wearing that shirt? I added the that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, true. You did. You sure did.
Monet X Change
We do have two episodes to cover today, y', all, so we're going to be here for a minute. Okay. A midnut.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ooh, I love a midnut.
Monet X Change
So let's kick things off. So it's RuPaul's Drag Race season 11. I gotta be honest, this is not the bracket I'm most excited about. No Shade.
Bob the Drag Queen
But it's turned out to be good. I was nervous about it, but it's not the sauciest. It's not like Mistress Bracket last season. But it's still good, I think.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, definitely some interesting characters that I will talk about. And they're wanting to be on Drag Race and not seem like they want to play Drag Race, which is very interesting.
Monet X Change
Like, who? Let's get into it. Wake it up, clear it up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mystique, she, like, she been campaigning to be on Drag Race. And then in this second episode, she's like, yeah, like, I'm not really gonna. Like, if they like it, they like it. They don't like. I'm like, bitch, where's the fire? Didn't you wanna come back on the show?
Monet X Change
I mean, I think what is. Is some folks just aren't competitive, but they like drag and drag race, so I don't know, it's tough. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Like, you and I are quite competitive people. We love competing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I do like competing.
Monet X Change
I just want to be there to party. Like dawn on her first season, dawn was like, I just want to hang out. And I was like, bitch, hang out at home,
Jacob
the fuck.
Bob the Drag Queen
So let's get into episode one, because they did release two episodes, which, as y' all see, they're doing the same format from last season. It's the same bracket style thing, same same promo colors, same bracket formula. The only thing changes that it's only two queens moving on to the top two, not three, each bracket, which I
Monet X Change
think makes it much more interesting. You gotta really fight for these spaces, you know, there's less chances. I prefer that, to be honest. How do you feel about that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I like it. I'm not bothered by it. I think it makes the girls thirstier and they'll work harder for it. Cause there's less spots, like, which is what it is. So they started the episode and all the girls are coming in. And something that I noticed that Lucky said that her track record was cut. Really was really cute at the beginning of her season. Then it went downhill. I was like, you're only there for the beginning. What do you mean it went downhill? It started. It was. Where was. Where did the c. Oh.
Monet X Change
Cuz she. What's more downhill than getting sent home?
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, okay, interesting.
Monet X Change
I mean. Yeah, yeah, sorry, go ahead. Sorry, continue.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, I was just saying that was interesting.
Monet X Change
You know, I. I mean, I agree. Lucky Stars is someone that I did want to see more from. She's one of the girls who's challenged to not do herself. And then when she didn't do herself, they were like, bitch, you should have done yourself. Which I. Which must be so fucking irritating. That has to be irritating as shit. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Now, just so you guys know, we're not Going to. We're not going to be covering the interest looks. We've already covered the interest looks. If you want to see that, please head over to our Meet the Queens review. So we cover their promo looks and we cover the interest looks. So in the interest of time, and we're doing two episodes today, we're gonna be focusing on story and the challenge looks and how we feel about these queens returning and their presence in the. In the workroom, basically, you know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah. Mystique. We talk about this a little bit. Like, she does have such a feminine voice, which is so interesting because usually when you get older, your voice gets like deeper. Like, that's just how human beings work. Huh?
Monet X Change
How do you mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
But her voice. Cause they're playing old clips of her, bitch. Her voice got higher.
Monet X Change
She's like, yeah, it's like, yeah, she. Maybe she's doing that. That vocal training that you do where you. Where you was. What you were supposed to be doing before you went to Germany, right?
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You danced Gippy, right? Look at me. Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you for saying that, Bob. Thank you.
Monet X Change
Of course I'm here to look out for you. I mean, I. I really hate hearing how soft my voice used to be and how gruff it is now. Whenever I hear an old video of my voice, I'm like, God damn, I really sounded cunt.
Bob the Drag Queen
You did, girl. Bob. Bob used to, like, used to like, talk up here. You're like, hey, guys. So it's about the drag queen.
Monet X Change
I know. I don't know. And I'm afraid for what it's going to turn into because, bitch, I'm only 39. So, like, by the time I'm Bianca's age, I'mma sound like her. Also, you guys know I am on the Pit Stop this episode too. So if you want to go check out me and Bianca on the Pit. I'm the first guest on the Pit Stop this season and Bianca's back. Are you happy that Bianca's back on the Pit Stop?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I love Bianca. Bianca's a great pissed off host.
Monet X Change
I saw her last night at the club.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think. I think the next host, they need to do Fresh Blood. The next host needs to be Fresh Blood.
Monet X Change
Who?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. Someone, One of the girls from the new batch, like, give us fresh Blood.
Monet X Change
Corey King.
Bob the Drag Queen
Corey King, I think would be great. I think Mistress Isabel. I think Mistress would be too spicy. I don't think they would want to have her.
Monet X Change
She'd be too spicy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Corey.
Monet X Change
Dumbass fucking moved to fucking Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. Like a fool. Imagine leaving Boston to go to Pittsburgh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, downgrade.
Monet X Change
I'm leaving New York City. I'm going to Ronkonkoma. Okay, girl, sure. Enjoy yourself. You.
Bob the Drag Queen
You are obsessed with Ronkonkoma.
Monet X Change
Ronkonkom. I like the name. I like the way it sounds. Ronkonkoma's fun. Gary, for short, said, I would love Peppermint hosting the Pit Stop, baby. Peppermint, don't watch Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's keep going. Here we go. Yeah. So. And then Ru announces that for the maxi challenge, because we already talked about these entrance books. For the maxi challenge, the girls basically have to choreograph and style themselves, which you always style yourself for a group dance challenge.
Monet X Change
And I'm sure they got the prompt before they even got there. Yeah, definitely. And I mean, definitely. Let's go ahead and hop into this challenge. Let's hop into this challenge.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I wrote. I had some notes. I said, Morgan and Mystique. Oh, yeah, girl. They're talking gameplay. Morgan and Mystique are chatting, and there's a little light shade. Um, but it seems like it's all love. Like, I can't tell if Mystique really thinks Morgan is just like. Like, there's this air of I don't trust her. I'm like, y' all just had one fight in untucked. Did she, like, do something that was that egregious to you that you feel that it might get heated? Like, I don't know. It's. I feel like she's holding onto a lot of energy from season two.
Monet X Change
We don't know what it was 16 years ago. We don't know what's happened. In the meantime, in between times, don't Mystique live in Ohio? I once saw Mystique in Ohio at a show I did with penetration way back in the day. She lives somewhere near Ohio. Don't ever. Don't everybody live near Ohio?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, near is so relative. Like, New York is nearer than Ohio, than la, but I wouldn't say New York is near Ohio. You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
I mean, Ohio is near Chicago.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know Ohio is near Kentucky because Kentucky and Ohio, they share, like, a border
Monet X Change
maybe. I don't know where Ohio is. Let me Google it. How far is Chicago from Jacob Literally
Bob the Drag Queen
said, yeah, now you go again.
Monet X Change
Ohio is a four hour drive to Cincinnati.
Bob the Drag Queen
Chicago, that's far, I think.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lucky knows Morphine from Miami, but thought that for the longest time that she didn't like her because she didn't. There wasn't like a lot of, you know, I'm like, listen, if I'm a seasoned queen and I'm the host of the queen and you the new girl, like, I, I mean, I will engage with you, but, you know, I don't know if there's much conversation to be had there. If you're just like one of the girls doing like one of my competition.
Monet X Change
I don't want to jump ahead. I really hate when we. Not hate, but like, watching being a few episodes ahead makes me want to talk about stuff from the other episode already. But like, I think that morphine is already low key. Getting her Discord Addams edit like, she's delusional. She thinks she deserves everything. She deserves. Your point? She deserved the win. She should have worn the lip sync. She wasn't even in. She, you know. This episode is sponsored by Ro, you guys. The buzz around GLP1s lately is incredible. And I am, I know I've seen a lot of people in my life experience these life changing results. And what it really stands out to me is that it's about so much more than just a number on a scale. Okay. We're talking about better lab numbers, new levels of energy, and that deep confidence that comes with finally feeling like yourself again. And honestly, I used to think that these medications might be like a passing fad, but they're clearly a powerful healthcare tool that is here to stay. And it's getting better with new technology. For a lot of people, the idea of self administering a shot with was this, like this once, this once a week thing, you know, it's stopping a lot of people and it can be really intimidating. But now there's a way, way more approachable way to start the first FDA approved GLP1 pill for weight loss. I have seen the results in real life and they make people feel good and it makes it easier to do it.
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, sorry.
Monet X Change
But then Morphine goes over. Sorry, Morphine goes over to dawn and they're cutting up and kikiing and I don't know that morphine is like straight up saying I'm gonna give you my point. But it feels like they're picking at and prodding at and teasing Lucky Stars. Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But I think what it is Morphine and Dawn, who are they're from the same season. They wanna have like a fake alliance with Lucky to manipulate Lucky into giving them their stars when she has stars to give away. Which I think is a smart move.
Monet X Change
I mean, but we're about to find out in the next episode and I'm not going to get ahead. But so now. So Lucky Stars is feeling some kind of way.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, she said the name is just Lucky Stars. She didn't say my name is. She said. She said, hi, my name is Lucky Stars with two Z. Three Z's.
Monet X Change
Maybe this is back like when what's her name said that she was a lawyer and I just believed it because one time she did say Lucky Starz.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she said, she said, she said I have Lucky Stars with three Z's.
Monet X Change
Oh, okay. Once. Because I don't know. And by the way I want you. Someone. Someone commented on some video the other day that, like, me and Monet had folks believing that Lil Mama was a fucking lawyer. She said it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she said that.
Monet X Change
We believe women on our podcast. I never said she. I said it because I didn't make it up. I know I said it because she said it, but I didn't say anything
Bob the Drag Queen
about her being a lawyer. I was. Y', all, just because one of us does something doesn't mean it's Bob and Monet. Bob can do bad all by himself.
Monet X Change
No, you also thought she was a lawyer, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but the person said Bob and Monet made people believe. I was like, I never said anything about her being a lawyer.
Monet X Change
No, you did say you. You also thought she was a lawyer. And you mentioned it because. Because she said she was a lawyer. Anyway. She's not a lawyer. Plain Jane. Jane don't. Is not a lawyer. She's not a lawyer.
Bob the Drag Queen
Plain don't.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Jane don't. Plain don't. Plane Jane don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
I am cackling at Morphine's little workroom. Outfit is so early aughts coated with, like, the velour tracksuit. And the little purse which we found out had nothing in it. So cute.
Monet X Change
Oh, the. The bag of air in the purse is really sending me. Um, and can I just say, I'm gonna be saying this all. All, at least all bracket long. I think Morgan is a real one. Like, Morgan seems like a good friend. She's like a good person. She seems kind like Morgan. Something about Morgan. I just really like her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I mean, I like. I didn't know much about Morgan until I moved to Los Angeles and I did a thing for New York Times, and they would ask me about, like, oh, sorry, the LA Times. I was about local legends, whatever. I said Morgan McMichaels. I was like, every time I go to see her at Mickey's, I feel so taken care of as her by the host, like, of the show. Like, she has an audience of Pomeranian. She is the mistress of ceremonies. And you really feel that when I have local girls, like locals, drag sisters from other towns who aren't on Drag Race, I'm like, hey, Jasmine Rice is coming to la. Do you. Can you fit her in here? She's like, here. Here are four gigs that she can like. She's really that girl.
Monet X Change
I agree, hands down.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love that. That dawn and Morphine are kicking about. About girls. She's like, yeah, like, the. The girls who, like, do, like, really corny lyrics with these challenges and they're like, saying that Morgan is going to do it. And I'm like, yeah, she's giving me Trinity one. Your. Your. Your favorite lyric in drag history. One, two, three, four. She walks the fast. She hit the door ass.
Monet X Change
Nobody's here. Fantastic. Plastic inductive realness. I'm Timmy talking, can't you see? I got a lot of plastic parts stuff in me. Crowns, gowns. Tiny bunk, too. A girl's able to ate me boo. Third place. Even with injectables in your face. When you want to win 100k, you're gonna stop me. Girl, please. What category are you on right now? What category? Anyway, no, Trinity is a horrible rapper. No shade. That's your friend.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jesus Christ.
Monet X Change
She is a bad rapper.
Bob the Drag Queen
A' Keria is talking to RuPaul with these fucking contacts in, and she looks like the. Is this permanent guy from TikTok. Have you seen this?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
The guy, he got. He got eye color changing surgery, and they put them in these, like, honey blonde things. He came out the surgery looking crazy. He's like, is this permanent? The doctor's like, yes, it's permanent. Yeah, but the surgery, is it permanent?
Monet X Change
You thought we knocked you out and gave you context.
Bob the Drag Queen
And last thing I want to say about the choreo is that, okay, so the girls asked Morphine to choreograph, and then she, like, reluctantly kind of says yes. Then Morgan jumps right in and kind of like pulls it from her and asking everyone to do, like, your best eight count. So she sees what she could do. And I love. Dawn was like, no. Dawn was like, no, I'm not doing that.
Monet X Change
Part of me was like, okay, I have two points. Part of me was like, I think Morgan's trying to get the ball rolling. We do need to be creative. And I feel like dawn was withholding her creativity. Part of me like, don, just do it. We need to do something. So you need to contribute something. So either do the dance we're telling you to do or contribute something. Because I'm one of those folks who's like, I will.
Bob the Drag Queen
I.
Monet X Change
You know me, I will let someone do the thing. But if I have an inkling that you're not taking control, I will take control. I can't stand when folks. I don't even like when folks can't decide where to eat. Oh, Popeyes, Applebee's, BJ's. I'm like, we're going here. What do you want? This is me and the fucking tour with Caroline. I don't know who to. We're killing Dorinda. Well, I think it's.
Bob the Drag Queen
What happened to. Well, I was gonna say, I think also it's. Maybe she's uncomfortable, Bob. She's not a dancer. She doesn't want to, like, put the spotlight on her being like, I understand,
Monet X Change
but we need to do a fucking number. So I don't. I want to hear you. That you feel uncomfortable with. With dancing in public. We have to dance in public, actually on international television. And we're. And we're. This is the lip sync. We're gonna need to see your face.
Bob the Drag Queen
And the last note I have is Lucky waited to. Knowing that this glam thing, doing glam makeup was her downfall. You waited to come back to All Stars to try glam makeup? Are you fucking kidding me? What were you doing the past two years, bitch?
Monet X Change
I mean, I agree that she should have either been practicing or come back and be like, I'm not gonna do it. One of the two. I would have. I mean, we'll get to the look in a second. Johnny Tsunami420 says, True. I hate hoes who have only critiques and no suggestions. That's what Don was giving all critiques. No suggestions. It was fucking pissing me off. Let's go on to this. These. These numbers or these verses. So breakdance to elect.
Jacob
We're starting with RuPaul's look.
Monet X Change
Oh. So I thought we'd do it when we go to the runways.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, when I'm done with the Runway.
Jacob
Yeah, but it. It opens. I mean, the way the episode happens. RuPaul walks the Runway, and then they go on to perform the verses.
Monet X Change
Okay, well, Jacob. Jacob told us to shut the up, so let's do this thing.
Jacob
Either way, it's fine. I'm just. I was going in chronological order.
Monet X Change
No, no, you gather. You gather also.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all see what someone did on Twitter? RuPaul is literally wearing Corey King's outfit. Her promo look. Literally, Corey's promo look just in pink, not gray.
Monet X Change
And who's gonna wake that up? Me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wake it up right now.
Monet X Change
So Rapaldo's my daughter. It looks like a prom outfit in the 80s.
Bob the Drag Queen
It does look like an 80s prom outfit. I think Rapal looks great.
Monet X Change
Everyone looks great. I don't have a ton of nose. Everyone looks fantastic.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like everyone. And. Oh, they're all. Well, Ru and Law are wearing pink, and Michelle and Janet latoya are wearing silver.
Monet X Change
You can't just call her Janet Jackson going to Akira Davenport one. I don't love this look. I. This looks like something I would have sewn in my early days of drag. And I. When I tell you. These shoes are pissing me off, all of them so bad right now.
Bob the Drag Queen
I hated it. I hated the shoes.
Monet X Change
I'm Fury. I'm. I'm actually furious.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm fuming as a bird.
Monet X Change
Say, yeah, this is German. A' Keri says, you wanna step to this? But do you know how to handle the queen is always right. See the trophies on my mantle Sleeping on me But I'm the girl of your But I'm the girl of your dreams I got all I never remember their rhythms, their cadences I got it all. That's why they call me Queen From MVQ to the hall of fame mvq
Bob the Drag Queen
Most Valuable Queen Most Valuable Queen, yeah.
Monet X Change
I'm the body, I'm the face girl, you know my name Running rings around you girls supersonic and your face says ready to get Ready, set, go I'll slay you with I'll slay you without traces I'm a mother tucking legend in the crown's mind too When I twerk, it's a blessing. I'm just telling my truth, Mama Rue, let me show you what that body can do. Stepping on necks in my high heeled shoes. First of all, you're not wearing high heel shoes.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was my note. I was like, bitch, do not put a lum on high heel shoes when you're literally wearing fucking flats. You're wearing huarachis, bitch. I have these shoes in eighth grade. They're hirachis.
Monet X Change
She got. She got the hokas on like I would gag. Putting.
Bob the Drag Queen
Putting a lyric in about your high heel shoes. You're not wearing high heeled shoes is crazy.
Monet X Change
I mean, it's clear to me that a' keria is a. Is magnificent behind the sewing machine. When it comes to sitting in front of that mirror and doing that makeup, she's gonna eat the girlies up. When it comes to even comedy challenges, like, like improv comedy challenges. When it comes to running a bird, this is not Akira Strong's strong suit. And I think because Aaria makes such bold choices in fashion, she's either knocking it all the way out of the park or it just looks bizarre to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Let's go on to miss Looks bizarre.
Monet X Change
And I don't love this verse.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think John looks. Love this outfit. The outfit is really cool.
Monet X Change
John in her Susie Too drag is
Bob the Drag Queen
sending me Susie Toot. How is it Susie Toot?
Monet X Change
Girl, she looks like Susie Toot. The red. The red hair, the clowny chat. Please wake it Up. Is this giving a little Susie tooty toot? It's giving a little Susie toot. No, girl, clear it up. Can you read Dawn's verse?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Dawn, rise and shine is the crack of dawn. I'm running this shit like a marathon That's D to the A to the W N. What? I am such a cutie. Can I be your best friend? Psych. Breaking it down I'm outside the box so fresh, so fly so unorthodox My looks could soar your looks a bore you're never gonna. Sweetie, there's the door. Got bodied by body but you know I'm not stressed Still a naughty body hottie? You're a doo doo clown.
Monet X Change
I'm good about that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Baby, I. Baby, I'm caked up making word from breakup telling all my haters it's a shame about your makeup.
Monet X Change
8. This is great. I want to say that the chat says from afar about her looking like Suzy suit. From afar. Yes. Bob. No. Lmao. I see it. Susie too. Girl, be for real. So. So we have. We have some back and forth. We have some back and forth. This outfit is. Is giving very be Holla circa 2012. No.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is what Darlene wants. Dude. Just. By the way. Wait, wait.
Monet X Change
Is what.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is what Darlene thinks she's doing? Did I lie?
Monet X Change
You can't. Monet. Darlene just lost Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mixing the patterns and mixing the material. Like, this is what the tacky drag Darlene thinks she's doing.
Monet X Change
No. Dawn is a phenomenal. I think her style is so great. I think that her.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's so uniquely her, too.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I'm a Dawn fan, especially when it comes to her fashion. And these lyrics are great. She ate these lyrics down. They're funny. The flow is good. This is great. Dawn did a really good job. She looks amazing. I love this.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree.
Monet X Change
Let's go into the Lucky stars. Twinkle, twinkle, I'm your lucky star Three Z's in my name because a third's a charm. Oh, my God. Why do gnats fly near the biggest fucking thing in the room? Twinkle, twinkle, I'm your lucky stars I'm your lucky stars Three Z's in my name because the third one's a charm Step on me once, now I'm a shake it up, shoot my cool Eliminate in your hot paper cup Totally bitching cunty so sickening. Not your average star. I don't twinkle, bitch, I glisten. Ow. Give it up, I'mma start bouncing off the walls, yo. Oh, I'm a Star ho. Speed it up, slow it down. Watch me go, bro. Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish. Who's the next girl out? Not me. You wish. Well, no one's going to be out.
Bob the Drag Queen
True.
Monet X Change
I didn't hate this. I thought this was pretty good. I like the look it's giving. Very Lucky Stars. The verse is fine. I think this is solidly mid for me. I like that she references her lemonade thing from her last run on the show. I'm not mad at this. I think this is pretty good. It's not enough to blow me out of the water, but it's not enough to make me roll my eyes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I mean, her look was fine too. It's very Lucky Stars. Well, I don't know if it's very lucky stars, but it's very like kitsch, honestly, and hodgepodge and like a bunch of things slapped together, so. And see, like, I don't understand when some of the girls are wearing heels, why did some of them choose to wear flats? Like, why would you ever think being in flats would be the tea for, for, for your drag? I genuinely, I'm genuinely confused why, why some of them had flats on.
Monet X Change
I think it's because of the prom. Because it's like hip hop dance. And they thought to themselves, well, some hip hoppers were wear flats when they dance.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that's crazy.
Monet X Change
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Monet X Change
All. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
And finally I. I am still a very humble person. So I still check. Okay? So I finally downloaded the Rocket Money app and it was such a great wake up call. I found out that I was paying for random subscriptions I had not used in months. Shows I had. I. I started to watch this show three years ago. Baby, the show's been canceled. I'm still paying the streamer this is crazy. Rocket Money makes it so easy because it tracks your subscription and you the ability to cancel all the unwanted ones within the app in just a few tabs. They were like. They. Like. They make these. These. What do you call them? Scavenger hunts to try to cancel your apps. It's crazy. They've actually saved users over $880 million in canceled subscriptions. That's insane.
Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
Morgan McMichaels. Boom on the queen. Oh.
Jacob
I realized when I was rewatching it that the lyrics were a little work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, you. You muted yourself as you finish that. But we heard you, Morgan.
Monet X Change
Boom.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm the queen of this, of this Racket, makeup, macking, getting nails, click, clacking Ooh, I got these bitches gagging Good gagging Face cracking, sharp tongue and bite like a viper Six bars and I'm killing this cipher I'm the shit bitch, no diaper to the rats I'm Pied Piper Full body like a full body Full body like a bottle of Scotch McMichael. So top notch. No stunts, no splits, no dips, just fire Queen of the scene, can't get no higher. I want to say something.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
For someone who does not rap and has admitted themselves that they're bad at lyrics, and she pulled Cypher out of her music rap writing hat.
Monet X Change
Well, I think she knows what a cypher is. I know what a attitude is for dance. I can't do it. You know, I just feel like if I know what a growing jete is, I can't do one.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you're lyrically challenged and use rapping, you may your brain be the connection to pull out cypher.
Monet X Change
Yeah, but I mean, she can rap. She just know what a cypher is. Okay. I think you think someone else wrote it is what I think. I don't know what I'm hearing. Whoa, whoa. I feel like I'm hearing accusations of ghost writers.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, which would not be surprising. Cause I had heard that perhaps some prompts go out a little earlier so girls can be a little more prepared. Well, I don't know which ones and which. I don't know how the show decides which ones they do that for. I don't know.
Monet X Change
With that being said, I like this look. I like the verse. I do not like that she's wearing flats. That is upsetting me again, actually. I don't like the drop crotch hip out harem pant. I would have liked if it was just a leotard corporate front, frankly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Cause I think girls trying to get away from just wearing a bodysuit, quote, unquote. But I think, yeah, this, this, this silhouette, I don't hate it, but I'm not like in love with it.
Monet X Change
Am I on the screen? Is it just Monet? Am I crazy?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you're on the screen.
Monet X Change
Oh. Cause I only see you. Maybe it's because of my view. You want to move on to the last one?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, no last one. But you have like three more.
Monet X Change
No, it's just one more. It's just. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it me?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's your turn, Morphine.
Monet X Change
I'm sorry. Step up to the battle with my boom boom pal Boogaloo barber got that BBL bounce face so be all the dolls clocked out rubling twice if you're feeling down Miami Patty with a Nicaragua spice if you want to lick you got to pay my price My hips talk dirty but my face plays nice he said I'm straight and I said not tonight, body yada yada, you know I don't quit. Turn into the party so it's gonna be lit la vida, la la vida To Miami. Because you know I got. I am the shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Morphine was really great. She. I hated this hair, this outfit. I. I mean, I didn't. I think she had on Heels, maybe this would have been cute, but the outfit was not cute. Like, it was not cute.
Monet X Change
This whole outfit, I don't like she. They were right. It's. It's. It is Miami snow white.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. It wasn't good. It was not good.
Monet X Change
You know, when it snows in Miami, everyone's got a lot of energy. Put it that way. Put it that way.
Bob the Drag Queen
The verse was good. The verse was really good. This rap was really good.
Monet X Change
She wrote it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know, I can't. I don't know.
Monet X Change
Did she say, step to the battle with my boom boom pow boogaloo Barbie got the BBL bounce face so beat all the dogs locked out rube blink twice if you're feeling down Miami baddie with the nigga walking spice, you want a lick? You know you gotta pay my price Hip tongue dirty with my face play nice.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think she wrote it?
Monet X Change
I don't know. I don't. I don't know. I don't know Morphine well enough to know if she. If she wrote this, but. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I like the verse, though. It is. I actually think it is a very well written verse. I don't think she performed it well. Like, her flow and cadence wasn't great for me. Her. I think I feel like she focused more on the actual, like, movement of the performance. But that's what I'm saying.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, when you write a good verse like that, like, bitch, when you wrote that shit, like, all my verses on Drag Race, I wrote, I was really happy with them, and I feel like I performed them vocally very well because it's how I would talk. Like, when you went. Again, ghostwriters, that's not a new thing. A lot of your favorite rappers have people write for them. But I think that's why who. I mean, Cardi famously had party writing for her for a number of years.
Monet X Change
Are you coming out publicly against Cardi B?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. Anyway, so, yeah, I don't know. But maybe that's why I shouldn't perform in her. Like, it didn't to you. So you're saying you don't feel like her performance matched how good the writing was?
Monet X Change
No, to be honest, I like the way I rapped it better than the way she. Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's Bob. Being impressed by his abilities is not
Monet X Change
shocking to anyone here, and I think you're impressed, too. I think you agree I did better than she did. But, yeah, I will say, if you're going to hire a. I don't know if she hired a writer, but if you hire a writer, I do think, oh, my God. Gabe Gary, for short, said he looks like an adult playing a child in an SNL sketch. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's crazy.
Monet X Change
If you're gonna hire someone to write for you, I think that you need to make sure they're writing in your voice. Like, for example, I. I did some writing for.
Bob the Drag Queen
For Trinity on the Haters Worlds, and she could not deliver the jokes because it was. She. She. But Trinity. It was before she learned her.
Monet X Change
I was not about to outtrain like that. But you went for it. I was.
Bob the Drag Queen
She said it on stage.
Monet X Change
Oh, I was going to say that. So I wrote some lyrics for Monet to rap on. Soak it up. But Monet was like, this is not my voice. Like, I don't rap like this. I don't talk like this. You should be on the song. You remember that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
And I don't think a lot of girls have that foresight.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
You know, but anyway, that being said, let's move on to these lurks.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I thought the category was just Latoya R. Latoya R Us.
Monet X Change
Latoya R Us. Which is best? It's Latoya R Us, which is essentially 9,000 Latoya's.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but they. No, because I think they. I think these are all looks. They all have to be from the Moulin Rouge show. Every look was from the Moulin Rouge show.
Monet X Change
They're not all from the Moulin Rouge show.
Jacob
That was just a circumstance. Five of the girls chose Moulin Rouge looks. And then randomly, a' Keria shows her in Atlantic City on a Tuesday night.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, okay.
Monet X Change
And I think that's because Latoya. I don't think Latoya Jackson particularly known for all of her Moulin Rouge. I mean, all of her look. But she did a residency at the Moulin Rouge, so obviously she's going to. That's probably going to be her. Her biggest, best. This is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Look, Sisses, which Violet also did. Did a residency. Not a Moulin Rouge at Crazy Horse. Crazy Horse. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah. So let's go.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, did we say Mystique? No, we missed Mystique. Where's Mystique?
Jacob
I did the lyric sheet. I just didn't actually put drive into the accident. But I have the lyrics here right now.
Bob the Drag Queen
We see who. We see who's a performance you weren't a fan of. J. Just leave it out.
Monet X Change
I mean, in Jacob's defense, it was not a great performance.
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn, you two.
Monet X Change
There we go. Did you think it was a good performance?
Bob the Drag Queen
I loved it. It was my favorite moment of the night.
Jacob
Then I don't have a photo of her.
Monet X Change
But then wrap it out.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so this was a number performed by someone, Patty, apparently. Alabaster. Steal the scene like a fly girl queen Tracksuit tight skin glowing clean Drop that weight now I levitate Glowing like a disco ball Ain't that great? Exfoliate the shade, moisturize the hate Living the truth, baby feeling first rate I glow in the dark I sparkle when I shade this ain't store bought It's a sleigh I made Slimmed down, glowed up slim Slimmed up, glowed up this queen's ready for her closeup Mystique was never a mistake.
Monet X Change
Can I just say, I, I, the tracksuit is not tight. I do think this outfit was store bought. So I'm like, what are y' all writing that y' all ain't doing? Can you, can you do it in a country away? Can you, can you try to outperform a sequel and rap the song?
Bob the Drag Queen
Um, let me see. Steal the scene like a fly girl queen track suit tight that I'm a glowing clean Ah, drop that weight now I levitate Glowing like a disco ball Ain't that great? Exfoliate hey the shade, moisturize the hate hey Living the truth, baby feeling first rate Ay, I glow in the dark Because I sparkle when I shade this ain't store bought, baby it's slay I made Slimmed up, glowed up this queen's ready for her close up Mystique was never a mistake oh, own it up,
Monet X Change
Soak it up, soak it up Give me a drop Here we go still the scene like a fly girl queen Tracksuit tight, skin glowing clean Drop the weight now I levitate Glowing like a disco ball Ain't that great? Exfoliate the shade Macerate the hate Moisturize the hate Living my truth, baby feeling first rate I glow in the dark and I swear, girl in shade there ain't no stone it's the slay I made Step it up, blow down this queen's ready but I gonna stop my sneak was never. I'm doing a New Orleans balance. Skin glowing clean Drop the weight shape Anyway, here we go.
Bob the Drag Queen
You said, you said I slimmed up, but you said she slimmed up and glowed down. That's crazy. They also said that she exfoliates the shade when she menstruates the hate,
Monet X Change
the hate that. I think these lyrics are fine. This, this outfit Is another flats. It is this hair. The hair's actually kind of cute.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was cute, but this tracksuit was crazy. I was like, you know what? Maybe she's gonna. I was like. Cause she was hiding back there the whole time. I didn't really see her. I was like, maybe she's gonna come out and really, like, do something that's gonna be like, oh, shit. I was like. I was like, are they setting Mystique up to, like, be like, she's gonna body this challenge? And she didn't body it at all. It was a mess.
Monet X Change
I also hate when people rap on Drag Race and do this. That shit is so cringy to me. And she did it. I was like, ooh. And she did. And she did look like. She did look like she didn't want to be there. No shade.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right. She often does and look like she don't want to be there, which is crazy, because she's been campaigning to come back on the show. Let's talk about these looks. So a'. Keria. Yeah. Why did she have it so far off the ground? I was like, bitch, what? And she made this herself?
Monet X Change
I mean, it looks intentional. I will say it doesn't. It doesn't look like a mistake. It looks like it was intentionally done this way.
Bob the Drag Queen
But why, when Latoya is hitting the ground, why would you make yours not do what Latoya is doing?
Monet X Change
Well, it's her take, right? It's her take. Her bow's different. She's using different fabrics. Like, I think. I think this is just her take. I like this look. I like this hair. I think she looks really good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her hair was cool.
Monet X Change
I actually like hers more than Latoya's. Tbh.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, you have to put Latoya's is probably, what, like, 1986? Like, it's different times. Like, you know,
Monet X Change
you act like there was no fashion. 1986. This Latoya Jackson in 1986 had a lot of resources, and they had really good fashion.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, this probably. This might be. This probably. This looks like some, like, fucking vintage Oscar de la Renta. Probably this might be some couture shit. I think. I think Latoya looks great for the time she's in.
Monet X Change
I didn't say she looked bad. I said, I think I like Akira. I didn't say I think. I didn't say. I didn't say anything else. Really looking bad. I said, I like Akira is more than I like Latoya. You added a whole bunch of sasson that I did. Not throw in there. And also just. I will say this, too. People love to say vintage, this Oscar. Just because it's by a fashion house don't mean I like it. That don't mean I think it's good.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't say that.
Monet X Change
That means.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's what that means.
Monet X Change
That's probably vintage Oscar de la Renta. Okay. I still like the other one better, but.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because you were. You were. Because you were insinuating that the materials were better. That's why I was saying the Vental Rental. Cause you like.
Monet X Change
No, I said they're different. All I said was that a' Keria's is, I like Akira's more. I never said anything about anything being any materials being better. I said they're different materials and I like Akira's more. You were adding on a whole bunch of stank that I didn't throw in there.
Bob the Drag Queen
I had no stank.
Monet X Change
But I like Akira's look. It could have been longer or maybe a little bit shorter, which I think could have sold the story more.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think shorter would have hit the thing she's trying to do. I think the longer the length either. Yeah. Too short or too long. I agree with that, Brandi.
Monet X Change
Seven, six, five, five, seven. That's why we don't say yalls names. Put y' all fucking names when y' all log in. Sorry. That got so hyped. I got so hyped. I want to apologize, y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Monet X Change
I want to apologize. That was too much. Brandi said a' keria upstage. Latoya. I agree. I like it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Brandi. What the fuck do you know?
Monet X Change
Brandi, let's go on to the best look of the episode.
Bob the Drag Queen
Easy. So fucking good. I agree. She killed this, y'.
Monet X Change
All. Dawn is not to be played with. This fucking look is so fucking good. I'm so grateful to a skinny bitch who's not afraid to put on a motherfucking pad. Okay, to you other skinny girls who think you're out here, this bitch said, yeah, I'm tiny. I'm putting on a motherfucking pad. I'm about to put a motherfucking hip pad on my body. I am so grateful for that. Everything about this look is fantastic. She looks just fucking this beautiful orange. The beaded fringe off the glove, the fans, the tall plume on top of her head, the stone tights, the belt wrapped around the waist. The titty bib is, like, immaculate. My gosh, she looks amazing.
Bob the Drag Queen
She looks amazing. Dawn looks incredible. She looks otherworldly. Dawn is such a brilliant drag queen. Well, sorry. She's a brilliant designer and model. And to your point, she's not a brilliant drag queen.
Monet X Change
Why'd you walk that back?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I. I want to talk about specifically her fashion, and I think.
Monet X Change
I just want to ask. Do you think she's wearing Drag queen? Yeah. Okay, I do. I just want to make sure we're on the same page.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I love that she did. The ombre of the stones was such a small detail that had a huge impact. And I think it looks really, really, really. Well, she looks like. She looks. She looks out of this world. I think she really ate this up.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I agree. She looks fantastic. Like, skinny girls. Take notes. You can still wear padding and look cunt. Yes, girl, you can still wear your padding.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. No one's taking your fucking pad. No one's. No one's. No one's making you. Not ever. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Anyway, let's move on to. Let's move on to Mystique. You know, Mystique is having some skin tone matching problems. Her legs are my complexion or her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she. That's. Cause she. She's wearing, like, opaque black tights. They're not supposed to be, like, skin colored on the bottom.
Monet X Change
Dark brown.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, no. They're opaque like black. She or she. La Roach hit the nail on the head when he said that. Bitch. She looked like she's going to church.
Monet X Change
I mean, this would be crazy for church. I just want to say that out loud. A nude illusion in church would be insane. Again, y', all, nude illusion. You're meant to look nude. This bitch don't look nude. This outfit is. Is oogly. This is a oogly outfit. It is not pretty. Why are you wearing opaque black tights? I thought it was dark, dark brown. Why is your. I don't. I don't like this look. I'm very upset about it. Even the.
Bob the Drag Queen
Even the picture y' all are seeing this. The. The. The. The freeze frame Jacob is using. She just looks sad, y'.
Monet X Change
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
She said it like this.
Monet X Change
Look. He calling her Albertina. Albertina Ortina, whatever you call it. That's what Lucille pointed Albertina in the house.
Bob the Drag Queen
Albertina is so accurate. She looks like her name is Albertina. She just. Look, this is a bad look.
Monet X Change
I do.
Bob the Drag Queen
From when I saw this, I was like, oh, this bitch is not ready for the season.
Monet X Change
Yeah, this is. This is. This is. This is crazy. This look is crazy. I do not like it. I do not like it. Let's move on to Lucky Stars. Um, I will say this I actually don't mind Lucky Stars. Look, to be honest, I didn't really love it when Latoya Jackson did it either. Um, but I do think that, like, I would have rather seen Latoya Jackson through a Lucky Stars lens. Like, I wish that would be more interesting, you think? I would love to see the face being the hat. You know what I mean? Like. Like the silver going up into the.
Bob the Drag Queen
That'd be cool. That would be cool.
Monet X Change
I. I don't like when they get these girls to stop doing what.
Bob the Drag Queen
What.
Monet X Change
What they love to do. And I can tell when they're doing it that it's a stretch for them, you know?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Lucky, you can tell she's wearing this. She does not look happy to wear this. And I think to your point, if she was to do her version of it, then maybe that could have been really cool and she could have sold the fantasy, I think. Come back to All Stars. Not double down. But you do you like. They ask you back on All Stars. Cause they know what your brand is and what it is. And I think if Lucky had a more realized version that was a little more malleable to mold into things like doing the Lucky Stars version of Latoya. But I don't know if Lucky necessarily has the skill set or the. For his drag yet to do the Lucky Stars. Sorry, her version of what? Lucky's art is non binary. Queen. Like the name.
Monet X Change
Can we unpack? Why you? Why, why, why Lucky? Because Lucky Stars is not. I get why me and Willem and Chad Michaels get it. And Derrick Barry. Why? Why did Lucky Stars get a he?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I truly see Lucky's drag is non binary. I see Lucky, Lucky. To me that the drag character Lucky Stars is non binary and uses he, her, and she. Her pronouns. He, him, and she, her, he, her, and she, her.
Monet X Change
Wow. Wait, he, her, and. That's so creative. My pronouns are just he, not him, but then also she and her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Morgan McMichaels.
Jacob
I will say in Monet's defense on Lucky's Instagram, the pronouns listed are he, she, and they.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you. So clear it up, Jacob.
Monet X Change
Monet a know that shit. Let's go on to. I did.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm lucky number one fan.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Morgan McMichaels. I think that Morgan did a really good job with this look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Except that face.
Monet X Change
What's wrong with her face?
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, look how hard. Girl, look how orange you fucking look. I don't know what's going on with Morgan's makeup. This season. But for both these episodes, I'm like, what is going on with the face? The paint is very interesting.
Monet X Change
You wanna. You wanna go further into that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Even a shot. Is Latoya supposed to look like she's nude? Yes, I think so.
Monet X Change
I thought it was just like a. I thought it was just like a. Like a off white illusion.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, girl, Latoya is the same color of her hands and her body in her picture and more in this picture right here. And just in case the different. The video is different. Can y' all please. Jacob J. Use this still right here. This bitch's face is orange and the outfit is white.
Monet X Change
That being said, the outfit itself is quite stunning. I mean, in terms of being a replica of the original, it looks like low key. Did. Did. Did burlesque get inspiration from Latoya Jackson for this look? This is giving some rendition of Cher's burlesque look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, probably, I would assume.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to morphine. You know, I didn't. First of all, I don't think I, I. I think I recently come to the conclusion I don't like the Vegas backpack thing. I don't like it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, it's not a. Yeah, like, I get.
Monet X Change
I get the idea of it, but, like, I feel like. Now, granted, I'm sure some Vegas showgirl's gonna eat me up in the. In on a. On a TikTok stitch, but I feel like once you've seen one Vegas backpack full of feathers, you've. You've kind of seen a lot of them. You know what I mean? Um, and I'm sure there are some that are really creative. This one is not particularly creative to me, and I don't love it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she's just. She just. She's.
Monet X Change
Why do you choose these still?
Bob the Drag Queen
But I was about to say that the pose. Please use this. Put it. This pose is sending me the pose.
Monet X Change
Why do you take it?
Jacob
Okay, so here's the thing. It's hard to get. When they're walking the Runway, they're moving around a lot, so it's hard to get a good full body pose. And the only time they're actually, like, standing still and you can see their full outfit is during critiques. And they always look sad.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. These stills looks like a Vegas performer on the X Factor. Someone said, as told by Jay said, these boots are making her look short and stunning.
Bob the Drag Queen
They do. This looks a little crazy.
Monet X Change
Jake says these stills are homophobic. These stills are. She looks so sad.
Bob the Drag Queen
So sad.
Monet X Change
I feel bad for Her. She. Because her face is so, like, thick now. She looks like a little baby. Like a little sad baby who got a toy taken away. Oh, my God. I don't. This look, I think. What is. Back to the critique. Sorry, I'm just not a big, huge fan of the Vegas look. Um, so. But I can acknowledge that it does look good for the. For the. The reference point, and I think that for a Vegas look is pretty good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And also, she was doing Las Vegas Live at the time that they. She went to go do this. I'm pretty sure she probably got inspired by being in Vegas and yada, yada, so it makes sense. Let's go on to our next queen.
Monet X Change
That's it. No, that is it.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're missing someone.
Monet X Change
Who we missing?
Bob the Drag Queen
We got everyone. Why do people think it's more people?
Monet X Change
Okay, because. Because. Because it's the first episode, and there's only six queens.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
So who's your favorite look? Mo.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl. Girl.
Monet X Change
Dawn.
Bob the Drag Queen
Easy.
Monet X Change
Dawn. When I see dawn cleared these. Dawn cleared. Ate these. A line to her hip. Look at her. Went straight to her hips in the
Bob the Drag Queen
challenge and in this in the Runway. She really did a really good job. I thought her rapping was really, really, really. I mean, her verse was really good.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she did a great job. She looked really good. We get to the top two. The top two are Morgan, dawn, and Morgan McMichaels. And the moment they call Morgan and Dawn, I already know Dawn's lost lip sync. Morgan. Morgan can fucking perform like Morgan is a girl, y'. All. A lot of girls say this. I can tell you for a fact. Morgan pays her bills on that stage. Yeah, Morgan, this bitch in her mid to late 40s is up there rolling around, hitting the steps, hopping, beep bopping, boop, doodly looping. She does this for real. Morgan McMichael has been doing this since dawn was in middle school.
Bob the Drag Queen
And after seeing two lip syncs with dawn and considering her body one and everything from her original season, I don't think. And again, I've said this. Every queen doesn't have to do everything. Jinx is not lip sync very well. I don't think lip syncing is Dawn's greatest strength.
Monet X Change
Yeah, no shade to Dawn. The moment they announced that Dawn's on top two, I'm like, I know Morgan's gonna win this lip sync. And Morgan obviously wins. I will say. Can I just say, I'm kind of obsessed with this. I think I'm gonna start doing this. This thing. Nene Coco did it last season. Don did it during the lip sync. When you wear like a catsuit and then you put a dress over the catsuit. I love that look. She's wearing that, like cheetah print catsuit with a red dress on top. I love that look. I think I'm gonna start doing that.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's very Richard Quinn.
Monet X Change
I don't know who that is, but I'm gonna look it up. Cause I like it. But yeah, I mean, they're doing the latoy Jackson song, obviously. I think that Don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know one latoy Jackson song. I couldn't. I didn't know that.
Monet X Change
Know that one. Yeah. I don't know a lot of Toy Jackson either.
Bob the Drag Queen
A lot. I don't know any.
Monet X Change
But that being said, Don did do a good job. I don't want to discredit Don, cuz Don cleared in the challenge, but Morgan just ate her up for. In my opinion, during the lip sync,
Bob the Drag Queen
Morgan's nipples were too low.
Monet X Change
Jimmy says, can I be honest? I thought Don Juan. That's crazy chat. Y' all paired up. Jimmy, I feel like dawn was giving like. Like, it is like white girl trying to have fun at the party, which is what she is. She's a white girl trying to have fun at the party. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Dawn's not white.
Monet X Change
Bitch. Dawn is as white as the driven snow.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's why everyone who thought Trixie was white. Trixie's not white.
Monet X Change
What is Dawn? Quickly.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's also native.
Monet X Change
First of all, I want to be clear about something. Your phenotype is your race. Your ethnicity is a different story. We've had this conversation 19 times. And on top of that, Don is not Native American.
Bob the Drag Queen
She is native.
Monet X Change
Dawn is Native American.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you want. Do you want. Do you wanna? Do you. I will bet you on this one. Do you want to bet?
Monet X Change
I'm not betting. You owe me money. Pay me my money. Before we ever do another. Another thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Look, actually looking it up because you're lying.
Monet X Change
I've stopped looking up. I can tell you're lying. I hate when people give me Google that I know is a lie. I love getting people to Google and I can't. I started clicking it and I stopped clicking, so you halfway got me. Anyway. Your phenotype is your race. Don is white. Trixie is white. Trixie's white.
Bob the Drag Queen
But that's. We do a whole rapper. Because I have met people who are. Who phenotypically look black who aren't black.
Monet X Change
They're not your race. Is your phenotype. Race is based on phenotype.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, they look the phenotypically. They look black, but they don't have any black.
Monet X Change
The definition of race, Race and social construct. You category people into groups based on shared physical traits. Physical such as skin color, facial features and hair texture, along with perceived ancestry or social factors.
Bob the Drag Queen
So we've talked about. And there's a doctor who talks about this on TikTok. So it's not like a catch all be all. Just because you have three of the four doesn't mean. Okay, you're definitely this right. So let's say you have, you have, you have, you have the. You don't have the skin color, blah,
Monet X Change
blah, blah, blah, blah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well then where does that leave you? These people who are white. Every last four parents, grandparents are all white and they have white skin. They just have black features. Like in terms of no structure and lips, but they're not black.
Monet X Change
Let me go loose from 13 said race doesn't exist anyway. Thank you. I mean fair.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was literally made up by white people to keep us to make slaves.
Monet X Change
That being said, right now Don has three. Sorry, Don has two points, Markels has three points, and the other girls have one point each.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, they have to give away. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Which they must give away to somebody else. And we're going to discuss what happens that over in our untucked, which is exclusively on our YouTube page. And again, if you want to watch with us live while Monet fucks her mouth with, I think it's toothpaste, aquaphor, then you can join our Patreon. I will see you over there, everyone.
Podcast: Sibling Rivalry (Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen)
Episode Date: May 11, 2026
In this episode of Sibling Watchery, Bob the Drag Queen (winner of Drag Race Season 8) and Monét X Change (Miss Congeniality S10 & All Stars 4 winner) recap and discuss RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 11, Episode 1, titled “Tournament of All Stars.” Bringing their signature humor and candid opinions, the pair dissect the episode’s challenges, the queens’ performances, and the runway looks. They also share behind-the-scenes insights and personal anecdotes, all while engaging with their dedicated Patreon community.
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Bob and Monét deliver an unflinchingly honest and highly entertaining recap of Drag Race All Stars S11 E1, mixing incisive drag analysis with playful reads and inside jokes. They highlight artistry, call out lazy choices (especially flats on the runway), and underscore the importance of queens playing to their strengths. Their banter, disagreements, and under-the-breath shade keep the episode fresh, fun, and essential listening for Drag Race fans.
For extended content, including “Untucked” and exclusive community commentary, fans are encouraged to join the Sibling Rivalry Patreon.