Sibling Watchery: Drag Race All Stars S11 E2 "Bar Queen Couture"

Summary

Sibling Watchery: Drag Race All Stars S11 E2 "Bar Queen Couture"

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Release Date: May 13, 2026
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Episode Theme:
A hilarious and incisive breakdown of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 11, Episode 2, focusing on alliances, the evolving “star” strategy, the design challenge centered on iconic bar/party themes, and the queens’ performances, with classic Bob & Monét banter and deep-dive queer cultural commentary.

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Episode Overview

Bob and Monét return to dissect All Stars 11, Episode 2 ("Bar Queen Couture"). The queens face a design challenge inspired by gay bar and party themes. The duo explores shifting alliances, the strategy behind star giveaways, and the drama that unfolds among the queens. They analyze the contestants’ design skills, runway looks, and lip-sync performances, delivering characteristically sharp and comedic commentary throughout.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Drama and Strategy: Star Giveaways

• Opening Thoughts:
  • The show drops two episodes at once; Bob and Monét joke about Drag Race working hard, but "the siblings work harder." ([01:53])
  • Monét: “The star giveaways are my favorite part of the episode.” ([01:54])
• Dawn's First Win & Lip Sync Record:
  • Bob: “Dawn is acknowledging her first win...she has never won a lip sync on Drag Race. She is the new Trixie Mattel.” ([02:12])
  • The hosts debate if Dawn stands a chance at beating anyone in a lip sync: “Who in this bracket can Don beat quickly?” ([02:29])
• Star Distribution Strategy:
  • The group’s star exchanges get analyzed—alliances are forming and some queens maneuver for favor, while others are “plucked” (i.e., feeling robbed or played).
    • Bob: “So up top...Morphine is P, L U C K E D pluck. She’s gonna be a hairless—” ([03:22])
    • Monet: “Morgan clocks as a strategy…” ([05:51])
  • Strategic generosity surfaces, with lucky star swaps serving not just as gestures of camaraderie but tactical gameplay.

2. Mini Challenge Antics

• Questioning the Challenge Design:
  • Monét and Bob laugh about the impractical mini challenge (putting underwear on without hands):
    • Monet: “I'm like, do they test these games before they do them?” ([12:20])
• Discussion about Game Fairness:
  • Conversation about whether queens with bigger bodies are at a disadvantage.
    • Bob: “Your ass isn’t gonna start twerking itself and lift the garment over it. No one wins, and everyone gets 500 bucks.” ([13:53])

3. The Big Design Challenge: Bar/Party Couture

• Bar/Party Theme Picks:
  • Queens must choose: leather bar, white party, country western, piano bar, tropical, kitsch.
    • Morgan picks Leather Bar, a’Keria picks White Party, Mystique picks Country Western, Dawn grabs Piano Bar (amid Morphine’s protests), Morphine chooses Tropical, Lucky Star is left with Kitsch ([15:42]; picks outlined at [18:22])
  • Debate Over Picks:
    • Morphine feels entitled to special treatment, but Bob and Monet question why.
      • Bob: “Why do they owe you? Why does everyone owe you this stuff?” ([15:56])
• Design Challenge Commentary:
  • Bob and Monet critique the queens’ design skill reputations—especially Morphine’s:
    • Monet: “Bob, do you remember when you said, I wanna go back to the Meet the Queens episode, when you said Morphine was this great designer…” ([22:10])
    • Bob: “I said she was good. I did not say...baby, morphine’s good. I was like, she’s good.” ([24:04])
    • The duo discusses A’Keria’s apparent underplaying of her sewing abilities.

4. Runway Breakdown (with Detailed Critiques)

• Dawn’s Piano Bar Look
  • Bob: “I wasn't living for this the way everyone else was. I don't like this thing on her head.” ([39:11])
  • Monét: “I loved it…dawn does a really good job of taking an interesting silhouette and making it still feel couture and high fashion.” ([39:27])
• A’Keria’s White Party Look
  • Bob: “This look is obviously amazing… the way that she layered the sequins…this look is so good.” ([40:27], [41:17])
  • Monét: “At first I thought it was a mistake until I saw the rest...then I saw it was intentional.” ([41:02])
• Mystique’s Country Western Look
  • Generally well-liked for theme but seen as basic in construction:
    • Bob: “I would never wear this, but I also couldn't do much better than this myself. She does look country western. That's clear.” ([44:08])
• Morgan’s Leather Bar Look
  • Mixed feelings, described as uninspired; critiques on makeup/hair. ([44:46], [45:00])
• Morphine’s Tropical Look
  • Surprising improvement (for her); both agree it's solid, but maybe too on-the-nose:
    • Monet: “The way she got the bell bottoms that hit the floor perfectly…I think this was a job really well done…” ([46:25])
    • Bob: “Sure, sometimes either hit the nail on the head or go all the way off base.” ([46:55])
• Lucky Star’s Kitsch Look
  • Both hosts dislike:
    • Monet: “I do not love this makeup… This headpiece was crazy…” ([48:23])
    • Bob: “If I saw her at the club, I'd be like, she look crazy.” ([49:51])
• Judges' Reactions Diverge:
  • Despite their critiques, the Drag Race judges are into Lucky’s look, confusing the hosts. ([50:12])

5. Lip Sync & Standings

• Top Two: Dawn & A’Keria
  • Bob: “No way Dawn's winning this lip sync. I don't care what the song is.” ([52:15])
  • Song: “Fergalicious”
• Lip Sync Performance:
  • Monét and Bob agree A’Keria bests Dawn:
    • Monet: “You cannot compete with A’Keria’s genuine ass shaking and your little padded booty…” ([53:38])
  • Bob shouts out Kenya Pleaser for being the only queen who can truly twerk in padding. ([54:06])
• Final Points Tally:
  • A’Keria: 4
  • Dawn: 4
  • Morgan: 3
  • Lucky, Morphine, Mystique: 1 each ([55:10])

6. Strategy for Finale Spots

• Debate over Future Moves:
  • Bob & Monet speculate how Morgan might leverage her position and how the group may conspire to decide who advances.
  • “If Morgan doesn’t win the next episode, she can’t move forward.” ([56:04])
  • Bob predicts, “I feel like Morgan’s going to be like, I redeemed myself, I won a challenge… and rally to get other people to give their points…” ([56:48])
• Wildest Comment of the Episode:
  • Monet reads a listener’s comment:
    • “The only way for Mystique to move forward is to be a completely different queen at a different time.” ([57:15], [58:14])
    • Both hosts crack up.

7. Predictions & Final Thoughts

• Who Should Advance?
  • Monet: “If I thought I was not gonna make it through, I would push Dawn through.” ([57:47])
  • Bob: “I would be like, can we rally around Morgan McMichaels?... because I think Morgan has more to offer TV.” ([59:13])
• Playful Host Banter:
  • The episode closes with their classic bickering, reading patron comments, play-fighting, and prepping for the Patreon-only “Untucked” recap.

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• On alliances and strategy:

  • Bob: “So up top…Morphine is P, L U C K E D pluck. She’s gonna be a hairless—” ([03:22])
  • Monét: “Morgan clocks as a strategy. She’s like, the reason [Mystique] is talking to Lex like this is to get close to her. And I think Morgan might be right.” ([05:51])

• On design challenge skills:

  • Monét: “Bob, do you remember when you said…Morphine was this great designer…” ([22:10])
  • Bob: “I said she was good. I did not say…baby, Morphine’s good…” ([24:04])

• On the unpredictable Drag Race judging:

  • “I am so done trying to figure out the judges RuPaul Drag Race this point…I will never understand.” ([50:12]) — Monét

• On standout looks:

  • Bob: “A’Keria…this look is so good. Like, she cleared. This is great.” ([41:17])
  • Monét: “Dawn does a really good job…still feels couture and high fashion.” ([39:27])

• On Lucky Star’s look:

  • Monét: “I do not love this makeup…This headpiece was crazy.” ([48:23])
  • Bob: “If I saw her at the club, I’d be like, she look crazy.” ([49:51])

• On Mystique’s trajectory:

  • Listener via Monet: “The only way for Mystique to move forward is to be a completely different queen at a different time.” ([57:15], [58:14])

• Predictions:

  • Bob: “If I was choosing, I picked dawn and Morgan.” ([59:25])
  • Monet: “Thank you, Bob. If I had to choose someone who’s going to win season 11…my money is on Dawn.” ([58:37])

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Memorable Moments

• The “Drama over Piano Bar” selection:

  • Morphine tries to claim piano bar, only to be steamrolled by Dawn, leading to hurt feelings and a running thread of Morphine’s sense of entitlement/enfranchisement. ([15:42-16:06])

• “Meet the Queens” callback and dramatic retelling:

  • An extended, tongue-in-cheek dispute about whether Morphine was ever a true “design challenge killer,” featuring Jacob as Bob in a dramatic reading. ([22:10-24:32])

• Unfiltered judge confusion:

  • Repeated exasperation at how the Drag Race judges sometimes favor (in the hosts’ eyes) the wrong looks for the wrong reasons. ([50:12])

• Bob Googling Kate Hudson’s age and genealogy on-air, shocked to learn Kate Hudson is Goldie Hawn’s daughter. ([50:48-51:10])

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Star Giveaway Drama: 01:54 – 06:51
• Mini Challenge Antics: 12:20 – 14:02
• Bar Theme Selections: 15:42 – 18:31
• Design Challenge & Queens' Skills: 19:11 – 26:25
• Runway Critiques: 38:05 – 49:51
• Judging Panel & Lip Sync: 50:12 – 54:06
• Predictions & Points Standings: 54:55 – 59:59

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Final Thoughts

This episode blends deep Drag Race nerd analysis with laugh-out-loud banter. Bob and Monét break down the heavy strategy at play with this bracket’s star system, lovingly roast the queens’ looks and game moves, and then bicker their way through predictions for the next episode. Their rapport, insight about queer performance culture, and ability to call out both the queens and the sometimes “wild” Drag Race judging make this a must-hear episode for any fan of the show.

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Next Up:
For more untucked and episode one/episode two combined content, join the Patreon—as Bob and Monét head behind the paywall to continue spilling the tea. ([60:15])

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End of Summary

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Sibling Watch. We review groups. Drag race All Stars 11 episode. Duh. They dropped a deuce on us. Monet. How do you feel when they drop.

[Monet Exchange]

Yo, honey, I'm. I'm in Berlin and don't talk about nobody dropping deuces on nobody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They really do in Berlin. They really do. Like, you know, people in Berlin on Grainer have to be like, not into scat.

[Monet Exchange]

Oh, girl. I was at the Kit Kat club last night, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The shit chat club.

[Monet Exchange]

Can't say all that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. So this is episode two. So Drag Race did us a solid. Oh, my God, these feces jokes are getting crazy. Drag Race did us a solid, and they put out two episodes. So we. So they both come out in one week because we work hard. Drag Race works hard, but the siblings work harder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wake it up.

[Monet Exchange]

So we're getting. We're getting into episode two. So where we're at, we're at the top. This is my. This is my favorite part of this. All Stars is the star giveaways. The star giveaways are my favorite part of the episode, and we're gonna get into what lucky stars Morphine, Mystique, and who and a' Keria are gonna do with their stars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So up top. Dawn is acknowledging her first win, and she's also acknowledging that she has never won a lip sync on Drag Race. She is the new Trixie Mattel. I do not. I. I do not see I'm. Okay. Let me not say this. I don't see Don winning a lip sync on this. On this season.

[Monet Exchange]

Like, who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who in this bracket can Don beat quickly?

[Monet Exchange]

Mystique.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what? I'm gonna shut my fat ass up. You're right. You're right. But. But then Don and Mystique gotta be in the top for something. And I don't think Don and Mystique have the same skillset. No.

[Monet Exchange]

I think that they might do an ugly outfit, ugly shoe, weird wig challenge that Dawn's gonna make a really cool one for, and Mystique is gonna be a shoe in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dawn gets her first win. Morgan feels redeemed because she went home first on her last All Stars, which, honestly, good for her.

[Monet Exchange]

I forgot that Morgan had a bad run. Is that crazy? In my mind, Morgan made it to at least middle of both her seasons, but no, she went home first. All Stars. And how did she do on season two?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did she. She. I don't remember. It was so long ago. God. On the studio port. She won. She won the first design challenge.

[Jacob]

I think she was fifth or sixth, but let me. Let me look.

[Monet Exchange]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what we do know is that Morphine is P, L U C K E D pluck. She's gonna be a hairless.

[Jacob]

Oh, no. Morgan was eighth work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's eight. Did you say a hairless duck or a hairless goose or a hairless bird?

[Monet Exchange]

Which.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, girl, everybody's hairless.

[Monet Exchange]

Not every bird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just gonna think of bird of hair somewhere. Yeah, but she's mad because, first of all, she's mad because she lost, and she thinks she should have won, which I think is crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

Her verse was good, girl, and they gave her great critiques on her Runway. Why don't you think she should do a good job?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because she was. Because she was a mile behind Don, and she was about a quarter mile behind Morgan, so why would she win?

[Monet Exchange]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think. You think that. You think that Morphine should have been in the top two? No, no, no.

[Monet Exchange]

Not top Food. Not top two. But it wasn't like she was like Mystique. It was like, I can't understand. That's crazy. Like, if it was, like, that bad,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I feel like it's like dawn on her initial season, the designs were good. Somebody bested you and me Morphine thinking that she did better than either Morgan or Dawn, to me, is crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

Bunny Rancher says she choreographed y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet Exchange]

How many times have to say. The judges don't give a Fuck. Who choreographed the thing? That's why when girls are like, I'm like, I, I, I. I would not take on responsibility of choreographing the thing because I don't want that to be, like, a thing that they feel like they can open my head while you choreographed. So blah, blah, blah. I'm like, no, the judges don't care who choreographed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't give a fuck at that point. Just give. Then give Jamal Sims the fucking episode win.

[Monet Exchange]

Right, bitch? We don't give a thug.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You volunteered that. And you. Do you not watch Drag race? What has RuPaul ever been like? And, my God, the choreography was so fantastic. We don't care that your look was. Was worse than the two at the top. Never. We don't care that your performance wasn't as good as theirs because you choreographed this number. You deserve the win.

[Monet Exchange]

They don't care. They never do. So, like, who cares? Um, how.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How.

[Monet Exchange]

How's Mystique dragged knowing everyone else's is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, When Mystique looked at Lucky Stars and said, you remind me of season two, Mystique, I would have said, don't do me like that. I would have said. I would have said, baby, don't do me like that.

[Monet Exchange]

Also, there are no parallels between what Lucky Stars is doing and Mystique. What was so different about Mystique's drag? That wasn't like everyone else, y'. All. It was season two. No one had lace fronts. They all got their shit from Torrid and Charlotte Ruse and Wet Seal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, what?

[Monet Exchange]

Like, Lucky Stars is doing something very different from everyone. Like, how was that Mystique? I don't understand if the par. The connection she's making, I don't understand it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I would not have taken as a compliment.

[Monet Exchange]

Well, Morgan clocks as a strategy. She was like. She's like, I know Mystique, and I know the reason she's talking to Lex like this is that. Is that she can get close to her. And I think Morgan might be right. Cause the parallel of their drag being different than everyone else is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Morgan says she is masterminding how she's gonna get some points.

[Monet Exchange]

That's smart, though. And

[Bob the Drag Queen]

plot twist, it worked because the girls get up and get their stars out. And then Lucky gives her start of Mystique because she says she's very nice to her. And she said. And she said, I don't do alliances. When you said that, baby, Morphine went. Morphine said, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.

[Monet Exchange]

Well, Morphine didn't do Enough work. She should have. Her and dawn did not do enough work to cement the thing. They should have had like a. We're an alliance. We'll take care of each other. It was just like, we should. Girl, we should do it. We should think about it. It was never set in stone. So I think that's why it was so, like, so. So wishy washy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then a' Keria gives Morphine her star because she is grateful that she did the choreography. And she said there would be no tops without her. Like, I'm like, girl, they would've done fine. The girl. I wanna talk about something. Y' all acting like this bitch got up here and did Martha Graham, Bob Fosse, Alvin Aylin. I know what she did was literally fine. And y' all would have been fine. Someone else could have done it.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So can we please stop acting like this bitch is fucking reinventing the pas de bourre?

[Monet Exchange]

I will say it was smart of Morphine to be like, I'm gonna go last. Cause I need to think. Cause, bitch, I want to go last, too. Cause, bitch, if I went first, and she would have gave her these lucky stars and Miss Stigmata, I would have been fucking mad. So going last in the Is smart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I don't mind going last. I mean, I wouldn't mind going last. But I'll tell you one thing. I'm not about to let you go last every time. Cause y' all listen, I will shut down production. I'll be like, no, Monet went last last time. I'm going last this time. I will shut.

[Monet Exchange]

And I'm like, no, I'm not going last this time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I be like, y' all better call lunch because we gonna be here all day.

[Monet Exchange]

I guess we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then.

[Monet Exchange]

So I'm gonna meet you at your bluff. I'm like, yeah, let's call lunch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, baby. When I tell you it's not a bluff, I always tell folks I'm already at work. This. This is all I have to do. My schedule is clear. I've cleared the whole my month for this. I have nothing to do.

[Monet Exchange]

Well, I guess we'll find out what happens when a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When.

[Monet Exchange]

When. When an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object.

[Jacob]

So is that what you did on Traders?

[Monet Exchange]

In what?

[Jacob]

Is that what popped in on Traders?

[Monet Exchange]

Oh, clear it up, Jacob. Yeah, clear it up, Jacob. Clear it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did what I did on Traders not. Not match that?

[Monet Exchange]

Clear it up

[Bob the Drag Queen]

quickly,

[Monet Exchange]

Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell him, Jacob. Exactly. Exactly. As a reminder I was running. You were right there. That doesn't make sense. What? Jacob didn't say anything. That does not neg. I did on Traders. What did I acquiesce for? Anyone else on Traders?

[Monet Exchange]

I don't know what Jacob was. I don't know what Jacob was referencing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Quickly, Monet, Jacob, Chat. Anyone? What did I acquiesce?

[Monet Exchange]

I don't know what Jacob was referencing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say literally. Anyway, the question is, is that what you did on Traders?

[Monet Exchange]

I. I was never in that situation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then I guess that doesn't make sense, then. What the. Are you. Y' all act like Jacob cleared me up. That didn't clear up anything. I didn't acquiesce anything. First of all, I wasn't there long enough to acquiesce anything. But would you have done it for Danielle? Do what?

[Monet Exchange]

But would you have done it for Danielle?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I mean, me and Danielle. Me and Danielle were on the same page about. Oh, hey, Jay. I didn't realize you were here. Me and Danielle were on the same page about everything. Like, me and Caroline were the only ones on the same page about stuff. And I usually had to. I mean, I usually. Honestly, I usually got my way in the toilet. I'm not gonna lie. I just saw the thing online the other day. It says that people with ADHD like to argue. And what happens is the people who don't have adhd, because the people with ADHD are like, I can just convince you that what I'm saying is right, and you'll see it my way. Or you will convince me. And then the folks without ADHD just give up. Or they get tired, they get frustrated, and they move on.

[Monet Exchange]

And let's say one of us has ADHD here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You sure do. Anyway, one of us was diagnosed as a child.

[Monet Exchange]

I was not. I've literally never been to a doctor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was me. It was me. A' Keria gives her point to. No, sorry. Mystique gives her point to Lucky because she wants her to learn how wonderful she is. Yo, what in the Iyanla Vanzett, Albert Dean Walker boot scoop boogie after school program is happening here.

[Monet Exchange]

It's smart, though. Cause it worked. So Mystique is playing a good game. Well, she's in the point giveaway and garnering favor with the other. With Lucky. She's done a good job. It's smart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Morphine gives her a point. Now you got me saying morphine. Morphine gives her a point to be Keria, because she's been obsessed with her, and she's another body queen. These reasons are so ass. Just say cause I want to. Just say cause I want to at this point, you know? Yeah.

[Monet Exchange]

So it's basically a fair trade. The Lucky, all them swapped Lucky to Mystique, Mystique to Lucky, Akira to Morphine, Morphine to Mercuria.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Morphine says she was going to give her point to Lucky. She's like, I was going to do it.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, I believe her too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also Morphine is mad. And then dawn is putting the battery in Morphine's back. Like, yeah, be mad. But then the gagarooni is that now Morphine's about to be mad at dawn because of the mini challenge. Right, but could you put your mini challenge without your hands?

[Monet Exchange]

Okay, wait, before we get there, I want to say the next morning when they're all at the table, I'm like, morphine should not be apologizing because she should not have confronted Lucky in front of everyone. If there was a chance for her to rectify this thing, she should have, like, came at her on the side, not at the table with everyone, to make it like a moment of a spectacle. Because you can tell, like, Lucky is not fucking with that. And I get the one to make good TV and confront her. But you can make the same good TV if you would have talked her on the side, made the good tv and also get her to be on your side so you can get her points in the future.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that they thought that Lucky was clearing her. That little tip bit. I was like, I don't even get this bit. The tip.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, I don't get it either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Instead of a star, I bought you a tip. I was like, what is happening?

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, the mini challenge. I'm like, do they test these games before they do them? Because on shows like Survivor and Traders, whatever, they test the games out to see if there's an actual way to win. And then like the runtime and stuff, like, no one can put on their underwear like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I tried it.

[Monet Exchange]

And did it work?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think I got them. I can't remember, to be honest.

[Monet Exchange]

You tried it? You don't remember what happened? What the fuck? What the fuck are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to try it again. I think I found it.

[Monet Exchange]

You tried it but you don't remember what happened?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I tried, but I don't know what happened.

[Monet Exchange]

How long ago was this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a week ago.

[Monet Exchange]

Why did you randomly try that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

None of your business.

[Monet Exchange]

Is this. Is this some new kinky shit you Talon Jacob is into?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Mm.

[Monet Exchange]

Weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what of it. And you're wearing. And you're still wearing the same clothes from last week.

[Monet Exchange]

Last week?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. We filmed these episodes a week apart. Monae's still wearing the same clothes from last week. Mine isn't. I have two of these shirts.

[Jacob]

Well, just to clarify, these are both coming out in the same week. We have

[Bob the Drag Queen]

filmed them a week apart.

[Monet Exchange]

So we. So we filmed them before Drag Race put them out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, Monet, you know that you and Randy and Fenton are best friends? They gave you. They gave you. They gave you access anyway, and they said.

[Monet Exchange]

And also, I feel like this. What's her name? Morgan said that it will be easy. She thinks it'll be so easy for a' keria and Morphine to do it. I'm like, I think having body makes it harder to do this challenge because you can't get it over your hips.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. I don't know. Like, bitch, your ass isn't gonna start twerking itself and lift the garment over it. No one wins, and everyone gets 500 bucks.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. So. So. So. So they. They did all win, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Morgan gets to choose first because she won. Right. So Morgan chooses leather bar. Kira chooses white. Part of.

[Monet Exchange]

Okay, well, the challenge this week is a design challenge, and the girls have to make a look at the gay bars. Well, and a white party. I'm like, they did all bars and randomly. A white party. I'm like, y' all should sit a bar and just say they're iconic. They do it. They do an iconic white party every year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you think of a one more kind of bar? King park. Okay.

[Monet Exchange]

We had 11 bars in the King bar, Country western piano bar, Tropical kitsch bar, Circuit party. Oh, no. It's a party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn. That was crazy. Immediate. Immediately saying another party with the word party in it is actually crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

A sports bar. High tops, boxers. Those are sports bars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it is a sports bar. Country club.

[Monet Exchange]

Country.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a club.

[Monet Exchange]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Morgan chooses leather bar. She passed it over to a'. Keria, and immediately Morphine is irritated because she's like, Morphine's like. Morphine's okay. It's getting crazy. Morphine's like, why don't you guys just give it to me? Why don't you guys let me go? Next girl. This is Morphine. Why do they owe you? Like, why does everyone owe you this stuff? So Morgan passed it straight down the line. A' Keria chooses white party. And then Mystique wants to redeem herself. She chooses country western bar. And then as dawn is choosing Morphine leans over and goes, I want piano bar. And then I'm like, okay. And then Don goes, thank you so much for that input. I would like piano bar. Morphine is like bugged on. Fuck. Lucky. Fuck everybody and like morphine, what is going on with you?

[Monet Exchange]

Okay, 80 control said morphine's face when Don backstabbed her was everything. Don did not backstab her. Dawn did not promise her this. She. She wanted it, but I am looking out for myself. So she was not backstabbed by John, by Dawn. She just chose what she wanted to choose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, backstab is crazy. She said. I feel like dawn said, because dawn said, like, did I loki turn? Did I set her up? No, you did not. You just chose the one you wanted. Yeah, like, why are we. Why does Morphine feel entitled to everyone's everything? I deserve your star. I deserve your this. I deserve to have the one I want. This episode is sponsored by RO you guys. The buzz around GLP1s lately is incredible. And I am. I know I've seen a lot of people in my life experience these life changing results. And what it really stands out to me is that it's about so much more than just a number on a scale. Okay? We're talking about better lab numbers, new levels of energy, and that deep confidence that comes with finally feeling like yourself again. And honestly, I used to think that these medications might be like a passing fad, but they're clearly a powerful healthcare tool that is here to stay. And it's getting better with new technology. For a lot of people, the idea of self administering a shot was, was this, like this once, this once a week thing, you know, it's stopping a lot of people and it can be really intimidating. But now there's a way, way more approachable to start. The first FDA approved GLP1 pill for weight loss. I have seen the results in real life and they make people feel good and it makes it easier to do it.

[Monet Exchange]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

So morphine. Morphine chooses tropical. And then Lucky star chooses. Is left with kitsch.

[Monet Exchange]

Kitsch. Which. Okay, which one would you have wanted?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uh, I probably would have. Want a white party because I think. I think I look really good in white. White is also a really stunning look comparison to others on. On the Runway. Um, and I also. And then if I couldn't get that, I probably would have chosen kitsch.

[Monet Exchange]

You really wanted kitsch. I would have won kitsch. I'm not a kitschy girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would.

[Monet Exchange]

I went to his white party. Second would have been leather. And if I got my. If I had to do a third choice, I would have went tropical.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also. Johnny Tsunami says not morphine controlling the narrative. No, I think that's the problem. She does not control the narrative. And she wants to really badly. Morphine has lost all control of everything. Morphine has no control of anything in this whole situation. And I think that's why she's a hairless bird, as she said.

[Monet Exchange]

I think just. Just for the plot, it would have been so kind if Dawn. If you've been going all straight down the line. And dawn goes to Lucky and the morphe chooses last. That would have been everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, that would have. So they started working on their stuff. Morgan. Morgan actually won a design challenge 16 years ago, but she acknowledges that the game done changed, you know?

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. Oh, and morphine is frustrated with her tropical because she says it's predictable. Because I'm from Miami. I'm like, well, bitch, you could have chose kitsch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true. Like, you weren't left with tropical. Morphine is. Morphine is pissing me off. Low key. Morphine's pissing me off.

[Monet Exchange]

I was like, you don't have to choose tropical. You could have chose kids. You had two options, but you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You chose Tropical also no shade. Morphine, baby. When I think of morphine, I don't think of a tropical look, I don't. That's not what I'm thinking about. Like, yes, we. Yes, I guess I know you're from Miami because you keep saying it, but, like, I'm not like, God damn morphine. Miami, honey. Like, if I'm thinking Miami, I'm thinking, what's her name? What's the name? When you shake home, shake a bite of baby, do that con gun. No. You get control of yourself, Indian. What's her name? Gloria Estefan. I'm thinking Gloria Estefan, not Estefan. Gloria. Gloria Estefan.

[Monet Exchange]

Gloria Estefan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Okay. Morphine. So then Lucky Stars feels better about her. Her challenge this time around. Cause she's gonna do her. She's gonna, she gonna do, she gonna do her. She's not gonna let them talk her into doing some, some shit she don't wanna do, which I, which I, I, I applaud.

[Monet Exchange]

Sand, they're talking about their biggest threat, and a' Keria is really downplaying her talents and herself. And I don't know if this is a strategy or she really feels this way. I'm like, bitch, we. I follow you online. A lot of us follow us. We have seen what you can create. Akira makes these crazy immaculate looks. So I'm not buying this. I don't think I'm gonna do well. I don't know. Cause when I'm at home, I don't do it. I'm like, bitch, stop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, again, if.

[Monet Exchange]

But I'm like, who is buying this girl? We have seen what you can do. She's a very talented seamstress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe she's still out of her element. You know what I mean?

[Monet Exchange]

She hasn't had great placements and design challenges on previous seasons, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I say Gary for short, says, Lucky not knowing what kitsch means while being a kitsch fever dream, which, honestly, she is a kitsch fever dream. That was actually really camp. But yeah, like Jay said, I don't think. Yeah, I think that because dawn don't. No, a' Keria has not won a design challenge. I don't think she's kinda like, I don't know, am I gonna eat the girlies up? But I mean, I don't wanna put the horse before the cart. I mean, the cart before the horse. But like, she did. She cleared. She cleared.

[Monet Exchange]

Bob, do you remember when you said, I wanna go back to the Meet the Queens episode, when you said Morphine was this great designer Jacob, can you pull up the transcript, please? Jacob and I have something that we wanna present to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

I'm gonna send it to you on Facebook. Give me a second.

[Monet Exchange]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it to me or who? What are you pulling?

[Monet Exchange]

Up to you. Jacob and I are going to do a dramatic retelling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I'm excited for this performance piece.

[Jacob]

Give me a second. Sorry.

[Monet Exchange]

And you swore up and down that Morphine was this great designer. You had in your mind that Morphine was this designer that was great on Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel

[Monet Exchange]

anyone could wear good looks on Drag Race. Did she make good looks on Drag Race, is the question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, maybe I don't remember which one she made on Drag Race, but I remember Morphine did some really good looks on Drag Race. I love it.

[Monet Exchange]

And I feel like some of them she made. I love how you're saying it just like me. And so you're literally saying morphine when you want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet Exchange]

You don't want it to want to.

[Jacob]

When you send it, I'm going to text it to you, I think, because I don't think we're Facebook friends.

[Monet Exchange]

Oh, damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe we are. Jacob said he will never befriend you on Facebook.

[Jacob]

There we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This bit better be working for all this goddamn time we holding up. This bit better be motherfucking top notch, this bitch. This shit better. This better floor. This shit better. Clear.

[Monet Exchange]

So now, in this production, I will be playing the role of Monet Exchange, and Jacob will be playing the role of Bob the Drag Queen.

[Jacob]

Okay, Diamond Left Bug says now Morphine's design skills ain't all that. That's crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

What? What are you talking about?

[Jacob]

I think Morphine's design skills are good.

[Monet Exchange]

What did she design as you that, you know on RuPaul's Drag Race?

[Jacob]

Well, I'm not following her off this season, but on drag, I thought what she did was good.

[Monet Exchange]

I don't think Morphine did well in any design challenges.

[Jacob]

I thought she did well, and I think she's going to do better than Morgan now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? Yeah, I want to be clear. I said she was good. I did not say, baby, morphine's good. I was like, she's good.

[Monet Exchange]

She's not good. She. She was. She went home on. She almost went home on design challenges. It's not good.

[Jacob]

And you said she was going to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

do better than Morgan. I did think she was going to do better than Morgan, and I think, honestly, we'll get to it. I think her and Morgan were probably even very evenly, evenly yoked. This episode. Did you drop Jacob doing his best?

[Monet Exchange]

Bianca Del Rio meets Bob the Drag Queen in person.

[Jacob]

I was gonna read that regularly until he said that we needed to step it up to make it worth it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I still think. I think that. I think that she is, like, good. I don't think she's. Again, she's good. Dawn is excellent. Nymphia Wind is next level. Ahora is amazing. The woman from Project Runaway is insane. I think Q is great. And I think she's. And I think she's. And I think she. I do think she's good. I think she can sew and then

[Monet Exchange]

go back to her career. So in her walkthrough with Rue, she says, just send me. She brings a sewing machine with her everywhere she goes. But you don't think you. You don't think that you won't dwell in a fucking design challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe she just feels insecure. She's just feeling insecure. I don't know why. She's just feeling out of her element. I don't. I mean, what would be the strategy in her doing that? Like, what strategy would she have in doing that?

[Monet Exchange]

I think it's. I think. I don't think it's a strategy. I think she just kind of. You know, sometimes I think the girls really downplay their skills for Story. Like, Nymphia win. Nymphia win. Downplayed a lot of her talents, and then she do the challenge and, like, nail it. Like, the first design challenge, she's like, yeah, like, I can, like, make some stuff. Like, I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't.

[Monet Exchange]

I'm not that great. And she. We come to find out Nymphia is an amazing seamstress, and she. That is, like, her number one talent,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess, because I don't try to produce myself where I get there. I just don't assume other folks are doing that. But, like, I think trying to build your. I'm not gonna accuse her of trying to build her own storyline. I do think if someone.

[Monet Exchange]

No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, like, example of doing it for story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's doing it for the story. I am not gonna do good. And then she does. Well, that is trying to over produce herself and do it for story, which is what you lightly accuse her of. But I just don't see people doing that because, like, one. I think it's kind of, like, lame. Like, let the producers do. If you just go there and just be honest, you'll probably have a better result. You know?

[Monet Exchange]

All I'm saying is Akira is an amazing seamstress. I've obviously, I follow her on Twitter. Everything I see, all the pageants she does, all these amazing couture creations she's able to create in her home. Like, these massive pieces are sometimes like 20ft tall. And like, I'm like, I just want to see how you look at that and be like, yeah, I don't think I'm that good though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone said that's kind of what Jinx would do. But she was actually bad at design challenges. Jenny Cinema said that, which I agree. Like, when Jinx says it, Jinx is like, I'm not great. And then she isn't great. And then she or she actually does well and it's like, wow, she actually did decent. But I don't know, I don't know if you're like that. I, I don't think she was doing it for story and I don't know her like that. Like, I don't know if she's the type to be like, I'm trying to make a. Like, I don't know. I don't know her like that.

[Monet Exchange]

I don't know. I don't know like that either. I just know that again, what I said, I just think that it's crazy to see what you can make. That's like, to me, that's like, that's like a Christian Sirianna being like, yeah, I don't know if I'm a good designer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some folks just have just, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[Monet Exchange]

Mystique sketching. Doing that raggedy sketch for that pencil skirt and that top is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dawn's sketch was so good. To be honest, Dawn's sketch was better than what she made.

[Monet Exchange]

Is dawn, did she go to school for design? Is she, Is she like, is she just all self taught? Do you know? I don't know. Because if that is self taught, that is really, that is really well done. Like, bitch, you better work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently. Apparently Raven booted Dawn all season long on Tutor to Booter Fashion.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, I don't realize. I didn't watch this. I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, so Don was. Don was hot about that. And Akira's talking about how she's struggling for inspiration.

[Jacob]

It says that she learned to sew from her mom and then taught herself the rest.

[Monet Exchange]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Google also said I wear hearing aids, so I don't know what's going on. A' keria's like, so a' keria feels inspirationally stuck. And I don't Think a' Keria is saying that she's, like, not good. She's just like, I don't have my inspiration. My idea hasn't kicked in yet, but she still has time to go help everyone else do everything, which is really sickening of her. But Also, back when RuPaul said, Do you charge for that, bitch? Did you charge these girls? Cause this is more important than fucking making basic ass choreography, Girl.

[Monet Exchange]

You don't have. You don't have fucking. You don't have a wallet. How's she gonna pay them, bitch?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't. They're not seizing Their. Their funds aren't frozen by the FBI. When we leave here, send me my money.

[Monet Exchange]

No, everything's not about money. Some people just like to help people because they're good people. It's not about getting something from them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you do like to get free labor from people. You would be the one to try to get free labor from people.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What have you done for anyone on Drag Race?

[Monet Exchange]

Nothing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm serious. Have you helped someone on Drag Race with something?

[Monet Exchange]

Of course I helped someone on Drag Race. What did you help someone with All Stars 4? I helped Monique Hart build our set for the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Build a set that you were also working on?

[Monet Exchange]

I helped her in her portion of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But. But that was. I mean, what did you do for someone else that was. That had nothing to do with you?

[Monet Exchange]

I don't remember. I'm sure I have that. I don't remember. I've done Drag Race three times. I don't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So to be clear, when you say some people like to help, just. You weren't talking about yourself, but some

[Monet Exchange]

people, like help you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like. Some people like to just help for the love of helping people. You weren't talking about you.

[Monet Exchange]

I do love to. On Drag Race, I can't think of an instance. But in my life, I absolutely have helped people just to help people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't talk about life. I don't talk about life. I'm Talking about on RuPaul's Drag Race, in the competition.

[Monet Exchange]

Yes, I absolutely have helped people just to help people on Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you can't think of any of them, though.

[Monet Exchange]

Not good in this moment. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, that's fair. Let's go on to the makeup. Morgan is giving Mystique, like, a pep talk. What's up with that?

[Monet Exchange]

I think Morgan accused. I think Morgan's doing strategy, too, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think so?

[Monet Exchange]

Morgan, she. She said she called Mystique off of her strategy earlier, and Morgan, that was a light bulb she's like, oh, bitch, I need to be, I need to be playing the game too. I think she's, she's, she's leaning to her strategy back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I really, I, I don't know. I, I know Morgan kind of, but I, I really feel like Morgan is a real one. Like, I, Something about Morgan just gives like, she is a real one to me and she just genuinely just like, is like, girl, I feel like what I'm seeing here isn't what I know about you. Like, go give them what you can do. You know what I mean? Like, go be the fucking, the Mystique that I've known for fucking 16 years now. Because Mystique is coming off a little bit. Something about the way Mystique is coming off is not. I don't know, I can't see who she is.

[Monet Exchange]

I mean, I don't know a lot about Mystique. I've only known her from the two episodes that she did on her original seasons. I don't know. I never met Mystique out in the clubs. I don't know anything about her. So for all I know, that's just how Mystique is. Like, she's very like, it is what it is. Go with the flow. Whatever happens, happens. Like, everyone to what you were saying earlier, everyone doesn't have this competitive edge and be like, no, I need to. She's just here, she's here to be a part of the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet Exchange]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet Exchange]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. Okay.

[Monet Exchange]

Back in the day, before I was a world renowned, internationally celebrated drag cool. I used to avoid looking at my bank account because baby, who knows what I was gonna open that thing and see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's so overwhelming.

[Monet Exchange]

Used to.

[Jacob]

Honey.

[Monet Exchange]

Used to. Between the shows and the production costs and everything else I had going on. Cause you know, drag queens literally do everything. We're our own producers, writers, dancers, singers, everything. Like I would. I was going a hundred different directions and I was scared about what if I'm gonna negative in that. In that account.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet Exchange]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet Exchange]

Well, no, I want to get into Lucky Stars. Lucky Stars is going around the room again, parading around like his thing was Mystique. I'm like, did Mystique cure this motherfucker's cancer? Like, what is Mystique really made lucky? She. Whatever she said really validated Lucky Stars. And Lucky Stars will not shut up about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe she really. She, like, gave. Gave her letter. You know, it feels like that's Lean Dion song she's given. For all those times you stood by me, for all the truth that you made me see. Like, maybe she made this bitch remember that she is that girl. I don't know what the fuck Mystique did for her, but she did something.

[Monet Exchange]

She did something, girl. She did something. Yeah. And also aquira aquaria a'. Keria. Shaving with her makeup on is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There used to be a girl in New York City used to do that. I can't remember her name. Digna Shay.

[Monet Exchange]

Digna. Digna Shay. Oh, my God. I remember Digna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had to shave with her makeup on. I thought it was bizarre.

[Monet Exchange]

That's crazy. Sitting there with your full this done and being like, oh, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Digna would shave over her makeup. She'd have foundation on. She would shave in the middle of a shift.

[Monet Exchange]

Oh, so sorry. So it was coming through. Damn. Her hair grew that fast?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, like, she'd do a brunch and then, like, we go straight to night, and she wouldn't really do her face. She would just shave with her face off. That's jaggy. I get it. All right, let's get into these looks. First of all, bitch, who are these girls going to. How old is Kate Hudson? Bitch, I'm not kidding. I thought this was Sabrina Carpenter, and I'm not even playing.

[Monet Exchange]

That's ridiculous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How?

[Jacob]

Yeah, I think that's. I think that's more about you than.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, girl. That's not about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kids not look 47,

[Monet Exchange]

but some people just age well. But saying she looks like, like she looks as young as Sabrina Carpenter, that is also just incorrect.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I'm being a bit hyperbolic, but what I'm. The point I'm making is she looks. Are y' all guys not acknowledging this woman looks?

[Jacob]

Well, okay. I think also all of these, all of these photos that they're using for promo have been photoshopped.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm watch video. I'm watching the. I was watching it on the screen, like, God damn, Kate Hudson. I, I. When they, when they said special guest Kate Hudson, my first thought was, that's Kate Hudson. God, she looks amazing.

[Jacob]

I mean, she still looks amazing, but she, she doesn't look. She look. This woman could be 47. She looks great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's gotta have some work done between these photos, though, or something.

[Monet Exchange]

Also, you know, Drag Race, they really do a really good job on the beauty boxing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All I'm saying is she looks amazing. Kate Hudson looks absolutely stunning. I don't know why I look cool. She looks fucking phenomenal.

[Monet Exchange]

Michelle looks cool, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do what?

[Monet Exchange]

Michelle looks really cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Michelle looks great. Everyone looks great. Everyone looks great. Let's go on to Dawn. You know, I wasn't living for this the way everyone else was. I don't like this, this thing on her head.

[Monet Exchange]

I loved it. I thought it was really interesting. I think that dawn does a really good job of taking an interesting silhouette and making it still feel couture and, like, feel high fashion. And I think this looks really cool, and, like, having her face coming through like that. Her makeup is always so stunning, and it's always so meticulous. I thought this was really cool. Also, the color. The color made it feel expensive and really, really, really, really rich.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, that's. That's also a part of that is luck of the draw, because she got the great fabric. I just don't love the head thing. I. I don't. I don't like. I don't like this head thing. Uh, it seems to me. It seems really disjointed from the rest of the outfit. I think that if that structural moment of this headpiece were to continue down to the outfit or if the beauty of the outfit continued up into the headpiece, it just looks like she made a really beautiful gown, and then she put this other thing on it that is in the same fabric, but structurally, they don't. To me, they don't seem to be conjoined in any way to me.

[Monet Exchange]

Interesting. Yeah, I liked it a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on to a'. Keria. This look is obviously amazing. I think this is a good example of what I mean by, like, how her headpiece and her gown seem to go together. Like, they are telling the same story. This, like, floating. I don't even know what you call it. This extra piece with the. With the Coming off the. Her hips looks so good. The way that she layered the sequins on top of themselves and then peeled them back, which is weird because Michelle was like, if you meant to do that, and she's like, yeah, bitch, I fucking meant to do it. That's crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. I mean, when I first saw the close up, I thought it was a mistake until I saw the rest of it, because they first zoomed in on her, like, stomach, midsection area, and I was like, ooh, not the thing peeling off. And then when they. When I saw it was all over, and I was like, oh, it's intentional.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, this look is so good. Like, she. She cleared. This is great.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. Bunny Rancher said the Mikey Meeks special. What. What's Mikey Meeks about this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That might be the last comment that might, you know, the comments a little

[Monet Exchange]

bit delayed, maybe, but I'm like, what. But what about Dawn's with Mikey Meeks?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Mikey. Did Mikey wear something like this? I don't know.

[Monet Exchange]

I don't think so. Yeah, I think this is. This was really well done. She looks really fierce. It looks really. She looks cool. Like, she looks like the Queen. Oh, wait, no, I wrote that. What she said. She said, Ms. Galaxy Continental at Space at Large. I said, that is literally the perfect title for this look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Garrett for sure said, I feel like Akira's hair should have. Should have had more hair. It's. Fuck, that ponytail is long as shit. How much hair do you want?

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, I think that the. I think the length of the ponytail is fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't understand. Like, there's a way to make this like face hole, catsuit head covering type thing and like, like you gotta know where on your chin to place it. I have not found this spot. I've tried this look a few times. I think I just might have too meaty of a face. My shit always looks smushed the fuck forward whenever I do it. But it looks good on her and it looks great. It just looks really, really great.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. Let's go on to our next queen Mystique Summers. Madison. Okay. You know, I didn't hate this as I thought I would. I love how she brought the red leather into the shoes as well. And the white. I love the white fringe detail. I think the big spotty stones on the skirt looks cheap. And it is a little too pedestrian for dress especially. Like, especially you right after Akira. Like you then. Cause then your brain goes, okay, so she made this in the time and you made this. Like, I think that's tough. And I just think it's a little too pedestrian in context with what everyone else is doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I mean, I think our skill set is just lower when it comes to sewing. I mean, I will say if I was on. On a design challenge, I would have made something much closer to what Mystique wore than what something that Curia wore for sure. I could. I could not make that thing. Akira War. I couldn't make that thing. Don't. I could make the thing. Don. War. I couldn't make that. The headpiece I could make, but that gown I could make and. But. And I could not come close to making a curious. And I couldn't make something like Mystiques. You know what I mean?

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say, what's up with her tights? Because I feel like these are the tights she was wearing last episode. They're not black, they're just really, really dark.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. The ties are too dark for her for her legs. And this hair is interesting as well. Her wigs Are never really fully glued down on the sides. Have you noticed this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet Exchange]

The purse is cute, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it's like Jasmine master said, I don't glue stuff to my face.

[Monet Exchange]

I think her purse is really cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I'm not mad at this. I would never wear this, But I also couldn't do much better than this myself. She. I will say this. She does look country western. That's clear.

[Monet Exchange]

She does look country western.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on to Morgan McMichell's. I. I feel like Morgan's spending all that time making those little things. Are they even on the outfit, girl?

[Monet Exchange]

I think the petals are on the back with the little rosebud she was making. I don't see them. So I think she's. I think she. She pivoted on that, but she did spend a lot of time making it. Do you see these? I'm talking about with the makeup hair. Doesn't the makeup look a little crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I guess so. I mean, it don't look as crazy as fucking little muddy ass mama Greek girl from last. Last season, but. Who?

[Monet Exchange]

Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Greek girl. What's her name? Athena. Athena.

[Monet Exchange]

Oh, yeah. And I think this down hair, too. Like, with this. It just feels so heavy right here. I think this would. This. This look could have gone with an updo. And I don't love the skirt pant thing. I don't. I rarely like that look. Do you like that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a. Like a peplum skirt with pants?

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, peplum skirt. Or even this long skirt. A gown with pants.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think it can be done. Well, I don't particularly love this look. I mean, I think leather bar is a. Kind of a tough one to get. You know what I mean?

[Monet Exchange]

But I should have went kinky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you.

[Monet Exchange]

Leather bar go kinky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you could do that. I mean, I'm not crazy about this look, but I mean, also the real tea is, like, when I look at people like Mystique and Morgan, like, And. And Morphine, I'm like, none of you three are ever gonna clear this. Like, it was gonna go to. It was gonna go to dawn and. Or Keria the whole time.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe if lucky stars has something crazy up her head, that. That was on theme for her. But, like, I didn't. But so I don't. I don't think this looks bad. If I saw Morgan in this out in public, I'd be like, oh, hey, girl. I wouldn't leave and be like, God, did y' all see Morgan looking crazy as fuck, you know?

[Monet Exchange]

Um, yeah, this is A boot for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go into Morphine. Love. Dion.

[Monet Exchange]

I thought this was really well done. I. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But when I said morphine would do good in a challenge, y' all act like I was crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

Well, it. Bob, it's shocking that she did well in a challenge. Cause statistically, she does not do well in the design challenges. I. But I think that this was, like, a really. A job really well done. The way that she got the bell bottoms that hit the floor perfectly. I love when girls wear those. These things with the. These fun circle sleeves. The only thing I didn't. It was a little too nail on the head for me, was the palm trees in her head. I was like, you can put the fucking palm trees, not in your head, bitch. And it still reads. It still? Actually, no. I think with other palm trees, it reads more 70s, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say she was trying to not go predictable. She went as Miami tropical as you could possibly go. This looks like an outfit that Gloria Estefan has worn. Like. Like, she was like, you know what? But I'm like, sure, sometimes either hit the nail on the head or just hit. Or just go all the way off base. I think. I think this is a good look. Again, it was never gonna go to her. It was never gonna go to her. But, yeah, for sure, this look is good. And I actually think that Michelle was kind of onto something with the pearls. Like, part of me is like, if you're gonna go. If you're gonna go. Pearls. She didn't quite say this. Michelle. I think there's a thing, because people are saying Michelle said she doesn't like pearls. I think what Michelle said was, I don't like pearls on this outfit. I was trying to go back and listen. I was like, I feel like she said, I don't like pearls on this outfit. She said, I don't like pearls on this outfit.

[Monet Exchange]

Well, I think she felt. She felt the need to use the pearls because the pearls were in the thing. But, yeah, you don't have to utilize everything in the box.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she could. I do think that Morphine was right, though, that she could do. She could have done to me. She could have done more pearls, to be honest. Cause I will say it does look like she just sprinkled some pearls on this shit, you know?

[Monet Exchange]

Is this another Jay? Oh, my God. As told by Jay says, it's giving Cha cha cha Latina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a cha cha cha Latina, honey. Let's go on to Lucky stars. Z Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z There's a lot going on here.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, I don't like this shit. The only thing I thought about this was cool was the donut. Like, the technique in making the donut was really, really, really cool and very, like, smart and everything else. I do not love this makeup. This headpiece was crazy. From the time she's doing in the workroom, her hands are almost like him from Powerpuff Girls. You know, the guy that talks like me and. Yeah. So I was not a fan of this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't understand the perspective. I feel like I've seen Lucky Stars do much more coherent looks than this one. Um, it looks like she's had, like, everyone calling this a heavy. It just looks like a big ass turban to me.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. Yeah. The proportion of this was so off. And the makeup I don't understand. Like, what are you? Are you supposed to be an alien?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a pinata donut.

[Monet Exchange]

Are you a demon pinata? Are you an alien pinata? Are you a sea monster? Like, what does this make? I can't tell what creature I'm looking at or if it's a creature at all. In a donut, you have to get Lumify. Lumify will save your life because when you put contacts, your eyes get irritated. Then you just have. You lose the effect of the contact because your entire eye is red. And then you have this color eye. Get Lumify. You put your contacts. Honey, you put a drop of Lumify, your eyes will be white for the rest of the night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just don't give Lumify no free promo over here, honey.

[Monet Exchange]

Whatever. Hopefully they'll sponsor us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't love this look. In fact, if I saw her at the club, I'd be like, she look crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd be like, girl, you look crazy.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So in the judging, the judges, though. The judges liked her look, though the judges were like, we like it.

[Monet Exchange]

The judges. I am so done trying to figure out the judges. RuPaul Drag Race this point, I've come To know after 18 regular seasons and 11 All Stars, I will never understand where they. I think they were more so just proud that she stuck to her guns and did her, I think, was. Where was RuPaul's POV on it? I think that was more than like, this is an amazing look. We like that you stuck with your. With your point of view as an artist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also did. I mean, I don't know a lot about Kate Hudson, obviously. I had to Google her age. I did not know Kate Hudson was Goldie Hawn daughter. I did not know that.

[Monet Exchange]

Do you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No clue.

[Monet Exchange]

She has a rival podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Goldie Hawn has sibling rivalry.

[Jacob]

No, Kate. Kate Hudson and her brother have a podcast called Sibling Revelry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's right. Sibling rivalry. I remember that podcast. And then I had to Google how old Goldie Hawn is.

[Monet Exchange]

She's. Tell me. Goldie Hawn is 72.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

80. 80.

[Monet Exchange]

80.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I was like, first of all, here's my mindset. I saw Kate Hudson, thought to myself, that can't be Kate Hudson. She looks too young. Googled Kate Hudson's age, confirmed that she was around the age I thought heard that she was Goldie Hawn's daughter. And then I thought to myself, wait, Goldie Hawn is old enough to have a daughter who's 47. Googled her age. She's 80, which makes sense because she's about the same age as Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep is almost 80. It's not 80.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, no, yeah, but Meryl Streep is 76.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

76. Yeah, I remember. Right. But I know that Meryl Streep is like. Is like. It's not too far away from 80.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, but, you know, they, they. They were into. They were into. Obviously they were into dawn and A' Keria's looks. And then next thing you know, no one is shocked. Obviously, those are the top two, you know?

[Monet Exchange]

Yes. Ms. Dawn and Ms. A'. Keria.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The moment they announced dawn and A', Keria, my immediate thought is, no way Dawn's winning this lip sync. I don't care what the song is.

[Monet Exchange]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No way Dawn's winning this lip sync. I fucking love this song, Fergal.

[Monet Exchange]

It's a good song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. This is such a. This is a drag queen, low key. A drag queen standard at this point.

[Jacob]

Can you do the rap off the top of your head?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Every time I come around I'm looking up and down looking, looking at my I ain't trying to try a little drama little mama But I don't want to take him in I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited How I keep on repeating how the boys want to eat it But I'm trying to tell that I can't be treated like clientele and he says she's delicious but I ain't promiscuous and if you was suspicious all that shit is fictitious I blow kisses that puts you boys on rock, rock and they be lining down the block just to watch what I got three, two. Una. My body. Stay vicious.

[Monet Exchange]

Did you know what she did? The one handed cartwheel? No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She does a one handed front walkover.

[Jacob]

It was during Barracuda and on Good morning America. Yeah, she did a cover of Barracuda and it was during that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did it on. Yeah, she did it on America Got Talent. No, American Idol. And she also did it on Good morning America. One handed front walkovers going. And she was in. Wasn't Gay Hudson in nine?

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, she was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was in nine with Kate Hudson.

[Monet Exchange]

Said again, I will tell you about love. Yeah. I think that Morgan was a clearly clear one of this. Lip sync, not Morgan. Sorry. Akira. I think that Akira is a good old showgirl. She's been doing this for umpteen years. I think Akira bested her. I think that also, like, you cannot compete with a curious, genuine ass shaking and your little padded booty, your little padded little Debbie cakes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That being said, shout out to Kenya Pleaser. Kenya Pleaser has found a way to actually twerk padding. And it's gaggy. I've.

[Monet Exchange]

Kenya Pleaser is my only versus Filipino ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Must. Must be because Kidney Pleaser is the only person I've seen who can actually twerk. Actually twerk. Silicone. I mean, twerk padding. I've never seen that before.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, I think this. The silicone pads are making a thing. And maybe Kenya Pleaser is on the cutting edge of that. I've seen them around now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not like this. I don't like either one of their lipstick outfits though.

[Monet Exchange]

I like the curious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I didn't like about curious? Those. Those gloves are pissing me off so bad.

[Monet Exchange]

They were so big. Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was, it was, it was, it was praise. Praise dancers. You know the praise dancers.

[Monet Exchange]

Yes, but those are white.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but I'm saying the bigness and bulkiness of them, like.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, yeah, those are too bulky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, I. Do you think Don's gonna win a lip sync this season?

[Monet Exchange]

I don't know. It's not looking good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is she gonna go to the next round?

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah, I mean she's won both weeks so far, so. Yeah, I think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So here are the points. A' Keria has four, Don has four, Lucky has one, Morgan has three, Morphine has one, Mystique has one. So right now a' Keria and Don are the front runners, followed up shortly by Morgan and apparently in the. Did you watch, do you watch the next week things? No. Apparently Morgan got something personally that's going to quote what? I wrote it down. Crack all of crack, all of the girls in the room. Something she's doing with her points is gonna shake, rattle, and roll everything apparently.

[Monet Exchange]

So now it's two people going on. So do. So whoever is in the bottom, the bottom four each get their point to give away. And then what about. Yeah, I guess. No, that makes sense. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, at this point, if Morgan doesn't win the next episode, she can't move forward.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Lucky and Morphe and.

[Monet Exchange]

Because if she has four and all the girls in the bottom give her their things, she can get eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true. If she can convince everyone to give her their points. So right now, either. Right now, the only way to get to the finale for Lucky, Morgan, Morphine, and Mystique are to either win a challenge for Morgan or for them to somehow convince all the girls to rally and send them through as their points buddy. Rancher believes that Morgan's gonna give her point to a' keria to push her through.

[Monet Exchange]

Curry dawn said, wonder if a' keria will get points for helping the girls. So I'm so right now, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Something about Morgan, I think she's a real one. I think Morgan is like. I mean, this is a prediction. I don't fucking know. But I feel like Morgan's gonna be like, I did my best. Like, I redeemed myself. I won a challenge. That I not won a challenge. I won a challenge. I got sent home first last time. And I just want blank to do a good job. And I want this person to go through and I'm gonna give my point to this person, and she's probably gonna rally to get other people to give their points to someone else too.

[Monet Exchange]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would be. That would be so sickening.

[Monet Exchange]

It would. The one who is Hillary Michelle. I'm reading Hillary Michelle's comment. The only way for Mystique to move forward is to be a completely different queen at a different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. If you were not a front runner, who would you give? Who would you want to push through?

[Monet Exchange]

I want to say I was not trying to be shady. I was literally just reading that comment because I was gon just read it. Like, let me just read it. So I was not trying to like Shadily. That is a very funny comment, though. Say it again, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you were not. If you felt like you weren't gonna make it through, who would you wanna push through?

[Monet Exchange]

If I thought I was not gonna make it through, I would push dawn through.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would assume dawn would make it on her own. On her own merit. And I. If I was like, Lucky Morphine or Mystique, I would be like, yeah, can we rally around Morgan McMichael? Like, can we all give our points to Morgan McMichaels? That's what I would try to do, honestly, because I think. What? Why is that so funny?

[Monet Exchange]

I'm still stuck at this comment. The only way for Morgan, for Mystique to move forward would be to be a completely different queen at a different time, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. Monet, before we move on to untuck, I have a question for you. Who is going to win RuPaul's Drag Race all Stars season season on set?

[Monet Exchange]

I think I can only do this bracket because I can't. It's too many queens in the other ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, let me ask you, who's moving on from this bracket?

[Monet Exchange]

Thank you. Thank you, Bob. And distinguished panel of judges, AKA the patrons watching. If I had to choose someone who's going to win season 11 of RuPaul's Draggers All Stars, my money is on Dawn. Like, the solo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two people are moving forward, though.

[Monet Exchange]

We said winning Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Then I reframed it to who's gonna move on from this bracket? You weren't listening, but I said, okay, who's gonna move on from this bracket?

[Monet Exchange]

Dawn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And

[Monet Exchange]

who won with her this week? Akira. Ooh. I'm gonna say dawn and Morgan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, for me, it's dawn plus. Right. It's always dawn. And so obviously dawn. And then either Morgan or a'. Keria. I actually think that Morgan has a little bit more to offer the competition than a' Keria does.

[Monet Exchange]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that Morgan is a better performer. I think that Morgan is better for tv. I think that Morgan is more sociable. I think Morgan plays a social game. That's why. Okay, but also. But if it wasn't Keara, I wouldn't be mad either. But if I was choosing, I picked dawn and Morgan.

[Monet Exchange]

Yeah. As well. All right, well, y', all, we are going to wait. Mo literally asked for the question to change and then got mad at Bob for changing the question asked by Jay. Mind you a fucking business before you get blocked, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monat, can you not talk to my friend Estobaj like that?

[Monet Exchange]

I mean, and. And I. And I will. And what will you do about it, J?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, Jay, Monet's obviously on one today. She did a little costume change, man. She's feeling herself now. She got her leather jacket on. She feel like she's Andrew Dice Play or some shit. And Monet's just She's a little she little gumpies today. She's a little gumpies.

[Monet Exchange]

Anyways, we are not done talking about Drag Race, so we're gonna go to our Patreon and discuss the untucked. We're putting episode one and two together, so go on over to the Patreon to watch us talk about unt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, see you there, everyone.