Sibling Watchery: Drag Race All Stars S11 E3 "Shop Til U Drop"

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: Sibling Watchery – Drag Race All Stars S11 E3 "Shop Til U Drop" (May 20, 2026)

Episode Overview

Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen dissect RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 11, Episode 3: "Shop Til U Drop." This episode features the queens in a monster-themed infomercial challenge for the Home Spooky Network, followed by a Paris-inspired runway. Bob and Monét bring their trademark humor, bickering, and insider perspective, analyzing the contestant dynamics, challenge performances, runway looks, and point allocation system that determine who advances. Throughout, they weave in insightful critique, fan commentary, and plenty of quotable moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Bad Mood Banter & Bracket Recap

• Bob openly admits he’s in a bad mood (01:55), prompting playful attempts by Monét to lift his spirits.
• They clarify this is the last episode for "bracket one"—the structure for grouping queens this season.
• Bob and Monét discuss their evolving opinions of the bracket one queens, highlighting faves like Morgan, Lucky Stars, and Dawn.
• On drama: Both hosts wish the show had more drama; Bob: “I want the drama” (02:49). Mystique’s realness and alleged online feuding come under scrutiny.

Point Strategy & Morgan’s Morality

• Deep analysis of Morgan’s decision to give her point to A’Keria, costing herself advancement. Bob admires Morgan’s “strong moral compass” (04:48); Monét is unsparing: “If Morgan did not give A’Keria her points, Morgan would have made it to the next round. So...fuck that bitch. I’m trying to get to the next thing. Who cares?” (05:16)
• $200,000 prize discussion—lots of jokes about wealth and spending, with Monét and Bob clowning each other’s mansions and pools (06:12).

Game Tactics vs. Fair Play Debate

• Detailed back-and-forth on the pros and cons of playing Drag Race “fairly” versus strategically, including referencing past contestants like Mistress and Ginger Minj (07:02).
• Hilarious argument about how to pronounce “Morphine” and whether mispronunciations count if the queen herself says it (08:00).

The Challenge: Monster Shopping Network

• Both hosts analyze the improv/infomercial challenge, in which each queen presents as a monster and sells a creative product live on air.
• Mixed feelings about the convoluted nature of the challenge. Monét: “It’s a hat on a hat on a hat at this point” (12:46).
• Both wish they could have participated, reminisce about classic challenges, and discuss which monsters they’d pick (Monét: werewolf; Bob: vampire) (15:30).

Pair Selection and Challenge Dynamics

• Pairing choices in the challenge are dissected for strategy. Bob and Monét agree they would’ve partnered with Morgan.
• Mystique’s “mentor energy” is called out. Monét finds it condescending and unhelpful (22:18).

Performance Reviews

Dawn & Morphine

• Criticized for weak improv and acting, but noted for “good ideas, poorly executed” (25:09).
• Monét points out a botched “shaving head” gag, and both hosts riff on ball-shaving products for a few minutes (26:07).

Lucky Stars & Mystique

• Best praise for looks (Mystique’s best all season, Lucky’s creativity), but challenge performance is called “awkward and uncomfortable.”
• Lucky’s frustrations with Mystique’s refusal to “yes and” in improv are discussed (31:18).
• The “kosher” phone-in joke is debated—could’ve been a fun improv moment.

A’Keria & Morgan

• A’Keria is universally praised: “A’Keria was a breath of fresh air. She came in, it was very nice to see on the screen. I thought she was so funny...” (31:58)
• Morgan is seen as underwhelming in the challenge, missing easy joke opportunities. Both hosts agree A’Keria was best in show (34:21).

Talent vs. Confidence

• Spirited debate on what’s more important: talent minus confidence, or confidence minus talent, with Bob arguing “you can trick people into thinking you’re good” if you have confidence (35:54).

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Monét, on Drag Race strategy:
  “If Morgan did not give A’Keria her points, Morgan would have made it to the next round. So...fuck that bitch. I’m trying to get to the next thing. Who cares?” (05:16)

• Bob, on improv refusal:
  “It feels like you are in a constant uphill battle. It's one battle after another. You're fighting your scene partner over and over, and them kind of acting like what you're saying is not funny instead of...elevate it. Don’t just be like, ‘boo’.” (30:26)

• Monét, on Mystique:
  “She’s a mean girl. She’s a mean girl.” (53:36)

• On $200K prize:
  “That could be like a quarter of Monét’s pool in her lavish mansion.” —Bob (06:12)

• On confidence:
  Monét: “Have confidence and lack talent, or have talent and lack confidence? I think the second—you wanna be able to do the thing.”
  Bob: “I actually think that it’s better to have the confidence and lack the talent. ’Cause you can trick people into thinking you’re good.” (35:54)

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Runway: "Paris" Category Highlights (43:15)

Hosts break down every runway look—critiquing concept, reference, and execution.

• Lucky Stars:
  Universally deemed her best look ever—loved for its creativity and “starry night” theme (47:17).
  Bob: “Lucky, starry night. There is so much cool stuff going on with this. Obviously, Paris is known for its art and the Louvre. This is great. Phenomenal.” (47:37)

• Morphine:
  Adorned in catacombs skulls. Makeup and train wowed both hosts, seen as a top-tier Drag Race look (45:03).

• Mystique:
  Critiqued for being off-theme (“I don’t think this look is bad; I just don’t think it’s on theme at all.”) (49:52).
  Parodied Charlize Theron’s J’adore Dior ad, but the execution was “corny” and “whack.”

• A’Keria:
  Stuns as “dragified” Josephine Baker, banana skirt and all (50:17). Bob: “She looks amazing. Fan fucking tastic.” (51:20)

• Morgan:
  Joan of Arc references with cutlery—a “deep cut” that split the hosts; Monét hated the use of cutlery (“so corny...lame”), Bob thought it was smart but agreed it was a little too meta (51:46–52:22).

• Parisian Rat Discussion:
  Bob: “When I think of a rat in the city, I go straight to New York. I don’t go to Paris. Do you?” (44:07)

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Challenge & Judges Critiques (53:36)

• Lucky called out Mystique in the workroom for her behavior; consensus is that Lucky was emotionally mature, Mystique was not (“Mystique does not seem therapized” — Bob, 54:07).
• Judges gave “wild” critiques, including an “odd” note about A’Keria’s eye contact with the camera, which hosts unanimously dismiss as grasping for reasons not to reward her further (55:09–55:47).

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Lip Sync & Points Ceremony

• Lip Sync: Dawn vs. Morgan to "Zombie Boy" by Mayhem.
  Bob feels Morgan did slightly better ("I don't think she scrubbed her, but..."), but Dawn wins (58:02). Monét: “There is nothing anyone can tell me to convince me that Dawn beat Morgan in that lip sync. Nothing.” (58:15)

• Points Dishing Drama:
  Both hosts argue points should always be determined in secret to avoid voting strategy (59:31–60:39).

• Tie for Advancement: Mystique’s vote for A’Keria causes a tie between A’Keria and Morgan.

• RuPaul breaks the tie in favor of A’Keria; Dawn and A’Keria advance to the semifinals (62:13).

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Notable Timestamps

• Bracket recap & drama wishes: 02:14–04:48
• Gamesmanship vs. morality debate: 04:48–07:35
• Improv/monster challenge explained: 12:32–16:04
• Challenge performance reviews: 23:27–34:18
• Runway analysis begins: 43:15
• Emotional Lucky vs. Mystique moment: 41:14–42:20
• Judges’ critiques & eye contact rant: 54:54–55:47
• Lip sync+points showdown: 57:04–63:01
• Anniversary roasts: 64:35–66:38
• Discussion: Who can win? 66:38–67:21

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Tone & Language

True to form, Bob and Monét blend sharp Drag Race insight with zinging shade, in-jokes, and sibling-style bickering. They freely switch between serious critique ("Mystique does not seem therapized") and rapid-fire banter ("That could be a quarter of Monét’s pool!"). The show’s language is candid, irreverent, and always in tune with the Drag Race fandom’s references and lingo.

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Useful for New Listeners

This summary covers all major challenge outcomes, in-depth runway critiques, debate over Drag Race strategy, and the emotional cast dynamics. With rich timestamps, key quotes, and context breadcrumbs, it’s a perfect resource for anyone who missed the episode—or needs ammunition for their next Drag Race debate.

Transcript

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to go ahead and acknowledge before Monat tries to take advantage of my bad mood. I'm in a bad mood today and Monet's gonna try to take advantage of it. I'm getting ahead of the narrative.

[Monet X Change]

I literally said y' all the whole time I'm in a bad mood. I said, we got you, baby. You're not gonna be in a bad mood, baby. I was literally trying to be sweet and now I'm okay, but I'm just. I'm just getting ahead of the narrative.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shall we get into it?

[Monet X Change]

Macaroni x cheese yeah, let's get into it. So, y', all, this is. This is the last episode for bracket one before we dive in. Bob, how have. Have you. I. I think first episode, you were not featuring this bracket. Do you still not feature the girls?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not that I don't feature the girls, because I actually like a lot of these queens. Like, I'm a fan of Morgan. I'm a fan of Lucky Stars. I'm a fan of Dawn. I'm a fan of a lot of these girls. Actually, these three are my favorites from this bracket. Tbh.

[Monet X Change]

It's just. I want the drama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we got a little bit of this episode because Mystique got. I think Mystique showed her real.

[Monet X Change]

She. Mystique is too much. She showed her true colors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I was. Cause, you know, the whole, like, you remind. Because at first I was like, no, Morgan's doing too much with this whole, like, I know how Mystique. I was like, maybe Mystique is just nice. I think Morgan knows her sister better than I know her sister. And she was like, this bitch is fake pony and lying.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I wrote that down. I said, morgan called it from episode one. And me, I was like, no, Morgan, stop. You're like, oh, me too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, how could you? How dare you?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I was like, you, like, painted her with the same brush from season two. She's changed. She's evolved. Bitch. Cut to Morgan said bitch. Y' all wait two episodes, and y' all gonna see the real Mystique, honey. Also, if you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that looks crazy. Also if you.

[Monet X Change]

If you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you been following Mystique online?

[Monet X Change]

No,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

girl, she's like, calling dawn names, and it's crazy. It's. It's. She's like, dawn is fake, phony, and this, that, and the other. And then dawn coming and be like, where. We'll talk about it during. Jacob, if you could look it up. We'll talk about it during our super secret Patreon exclusive.

[Monet X Change]

Has. Has. Has. Have any of the girls said anything about cinema? I haven't seen any. Any cinema. I discourse, so that's nice. And people aren't being mad at us for a change or they're not watching. There's that. That. Are we in our flop era? Maybe. You know what? No. No, we're not. No, we are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are the premiere podcast for Drag Race girls. Who cares that Trix and Kati get millions of views?

[Monet X Change]

Who cares?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it about views?

[Monet X Change]

Is it about quality or about quantity? It's about. It's about. It's about quantity, babe. Okay, so top of the episode, the girls are exchanging their. Their, their points and what say up

[Bob the Drag Queen]

front, like I've been saying for a long time, I said it a while back, Morgan is a real sister. Like, Morgan is a sister. Morgan is a drag queen's drag queen. Morgan is a real one. Morgan wants to make good tv. But Morgan has a very strong moral compass that I think is pretty consistent throughout her entire run on this season. And her giving her point to a' keria is so real. Everyone should have given their points to a', keria, considering how much a' keria did for all the girls. You don't think so?

[Monet X Change]

No. Oh, my God. You're like fucking Joe who's playing Survivor and he's playing Survivor, mad that people are lying and deceiving. It's a fucking game. And if Morgan. If Morgan did not give a curia her points, Morgan would have made it to the next round. So it's not about dishonor and whatever. Fuck that bitch. I'm trying to get to the next to the next thing. Who cares?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what if you can't make it? What if you can't make it easy?

[Monet X Change]

If a cure didn't get. If. If Akiri did not get Morgan's point, Morgan would have went forward.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I do think Morgan deserved to go forward. Morgan has two wins in one in one bracket. I mean, you know.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you might be right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it. This is. This is a. This is a lot of money. It's a girl. This is a lot of money.

[Monet X Change]

$200,000. That is. That is what? That's $100,000 more than your fucking bald head. Well, not bald no more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your. Your newly. How dare you.

[Monet X Change]

You're newly not bald head made. It's $100,000 more than my fucking bald ass balding headmade.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's $200,000. $200,000. That could. That could be like a quarter of Monet's pool in her lavish mansion.

[Monet X Change]

Shut the fuck up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, that's all. I used to heat my pool. You broke dweebs.

[Monet X Change]

But yeah, I wrote down, I said, I said people who

[Bob the Drag Queen]

said, we're not there yet.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're getting ahead. Monet and I do this a lot. We don't go chronologically.

[Monet X Change]

We just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We guys, we are the podcast. Who do we say what we're thinking?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, we. We could do so in decency, in order, Roberta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Let's try to be decent, though.

[Monet X Change]

See, I said people who play a game earnestly and fairly. Like who? People who come to play a competition game earnestly and fairly boo. Like, it's. It's not time for that. It's about. It's about preparing the way to that. That. That. That sets yourself up for success. Not. What are you gonna do when you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

make it to the next round and you're not good enough then, like, if you. If you. If you scam your way like Mistress did, and you get to the next bracket and you're not good. Did Mistress make it to the next bracket? I can't remember. She was trying to.

[Monet X Change]

Mistress. Mistress did make it. She made it to the next bracket,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and she got there, and she got there, and she wasn't good enough. So now what?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, none of them were good enough compared to Ginger Minj, who fucking dusted them in every fucking challenge. She did. But I say this, but we know Morgan has the stuff. Morgan did a great job already, so she has the stuff. You just making sure you're right. Yeah, I do think Morgan is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Morgan is more prepared to go to the next Cracker than Mistress was during her season, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, 100%. And in Lucky and Morphine, which, by the way, did you hear this episode? Morphine said her name. Morphine or someone. They say Morphine in the show. I'm not the only one, by the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

way, who said it.

[Monet X Change]

Lucky Star said Morphine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe she got the same. Maybe because she's a esl, too. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not esl. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not fucking esl, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Excellent. Superior and legendary. What are you talking about?

[Monet X Change]

So, yeah, Lucky and Morphine, they exchange points. And also dragons associated, which I don't know when. I don't know when.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alexandria said. RuPaul said it, too. What's important is that Morphine says morphine. The person who says it says morphine. She doesn't say Morphine.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna call this bitch right now. Hold on. Cause y' all not gonna gaslight me. I've heard Morphine say her name. Just. Just how the fuck I'm saying it? Let's say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right. Like she's wrong, too. Mo. I love that y' all call her Mo now. How do you feel about fans calling you Mo?

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I don't know y' all hoes. I don't care. I don't mind. I want to ask Morphine how her name is Said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, let's go straight to the source. Don't and don't. Don't lead the horse to water.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not. I'm gonna ask her to pronounce her name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You holding this phone to your hat is so camp.

[Monet X Change]

A lot of people are being in the challenge holding the air as a phone. I'm like, bitch, so what is your air? The phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the fuck?

[Monet X Change]

Damn, she ain't gonna answer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn. She don't fuck with you. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

To be fair. She's in veg. She's in Vegas. She's probably partying. She's probably partying last night. Who knows?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Partying? It's 12:22.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I'm waking, girl. You know, clubs don't close in Vegas. Sometimes the bars are open 24 hours. There's. And then the next day at the table, Mystique thinks that she still has. Sorry. Mystique still still thinks she has a good shot to go to the semifinals.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How this is. Girl, listen, it got Discord really far. Delusion got Discord really far. I also think that Discord was actually doing a pretty good job, but I don't know. I wanted to, like, ride with Mystique and, like. But something about the way she's doing this season is not sitting well with me.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I wasn't there, I would. I wouldn't have handled that mirror moment as well as Lucky Stars did. I'll say it that way.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think so, too. But I'm like. I just. I mean, in a world where she hasn't really done exceptionally well in any of the challenges yet, her runways have not been anything to her about. She's like, oh, yeah. But I still think I have a good shot to the semifinals. Okay, girl. Good for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she feels good about herself.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I also find it. I find it very interesting that she is really upset with Morphine and Lucky for not giving Akira their points. I'm like, this is again, like, you, like, okay, you want us to give it to her?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do.

[Monet X Change]

Why do I have to acquiesce to, like, what you. Like you do what you want to do, like, where she is, like, upset and, like, kind of scolding Lucky and Morphine for not giving Akira their points. And Morphine has a. Has a good point. She's like, bitch, When I choreographed the first week, did all y' all give me. Give me points? No. So why does she get it? Cause she helped me make a costume.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I just say, though, I don't think that Morphine's choreography helped the group as much as a' Keria fully patterning, stitching, Sewing, interfacing.

[Monet X Change]

She did not do all of that. You added me all. She did not do all of that to u o dear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but what I'm saying is I think that the help that a' Keria gave was greater than the help that Morphine gave. It had more value in my eyes.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, to quote you and that girl from that show to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where is that queen? Where is that queen?

[Monet X Change]

I don't even know what show that is that you showed me. What show is that even?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Just a clip. I just kept saying online to you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Wait. Prince Jenn said, I truly think Mystique. Who the hell is Mystique?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mystique. Who's Mystique?

[Monet X Change]

Oh. Oh, my God. So many M's. Morphine, I think. Morphine. Mystique. Right. Mystique Summers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Madison King Kapalova. Read the comment. Can you read the whole comment, please?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the comment said. Oh, God, So many comments. I truly think Mystique played in everyone's face just to make good TV and mission accomplished. I don't think she's trying. I think she's being earnest. What do you think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Mystique like that. Should we have her on the pod?

[Monet X Change]

I would love to have Mystique on the pod. That would be great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's have her on the pod and ask her why she act like that.

[Monet X Change]

So Ru comes in and announced the challenge. And this week, the girls are shopping till they drop dead as monster presenters for hsn Home spooky Network. I actually like this challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's kind of a hat on a hat. There's a lot going on here. It's like an improv challenge, then a spooky, ooky, kooky look challenge. Like, and then the. And then they're also selling. And then it's also like a low key, a marketing challenge. It's like a. It's a hat on a hat on

[Monet X Change]

a hat at this point. It is. It is. It is a little convoluted. Um, but I actually like this challenge. I think the challenge is, like, I sometimes see challenges on Drag Race, and I wish I got to do them. Like, I wish I got to do the. The perfume one. The Alaska Red Fulfilled and all that stuff. I would have loved perfume one is. Isn't that. Weren't they all selling us a fragrance?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, they're selling the perfume.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. Did I pronounce that weird? Are you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm just. I'm just saying that you said, yeah, they're selling the perfume.

[Monet X Change]

What you're doing. I don't even. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just. I'm affirming. They were selling perfume. Morphine was selling perfume. Why would morphine be selling perfume when morphine could sell perfume?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

So annoying. So. And guys, obviously, I think the reason, because I saw this online, people saying, like, well, I wish the girls got to choose their monster. I think that's why you think Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We didn't cover how many points. Let's just go back. Akira has five points. Don has four points. Lucky has two. Morgan has three. Morphine has two. And then Mystique point, and she's like, I got it in the back.

[Monet X Change]

And then. So RuPaul, so. So RuPaul tells them. I think. I think the girls got to bring their.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're doing a bit now you. This can't be real.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what did I do? I'm not. I swear to God, I'm not doing it. But. What. What now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now I feel like you're switching up emphasis just to be crazy. You've never said RuPaul. You never said that until now.

[Monet X Change]

RuPaul. RuPaul. Jesus Christ. Now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now Morphine is on RuPaul show selling perfume. What is happening? What is going on?

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna fucking take this pencil and jab it through your eyes. I swear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. Don't do that, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

So the girls got to. I think they chose their monster costume. And then. But RuPaul, no, I have a fucking complex now. RuPaul got to show them, like, what they were selling. So a' Keria is a mummy selling an infinite rap. Dawn is a werewolf selling grooming products. Lucky is a vampire selling a nutritional supplement for iron deficiency. Morgan is a ghost selling supernatural cosmetics. Morphine is a zombie selling prescription drugs selling prescriptions. And Mystique is. Is a Frank. It's Frankenstein selling dead handbags. Which one would you want to be like, comedically speaking?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, visually, I would want to be either Frankenstein or, like, the Bride of Frankenstein. But visually. But comedically, I think I want to be a vampire, because I think that there's a lot of jokes for vampires. You're in the daylight, you're up in the morning, there can be a garlic moment. I think there's a lot of. There's a lot of options there, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I would want to be a werewolf. I think there's a lot there, like, things. They're like. Like dog jokes and stuff like that. Pray, fetch, whatever. I think that. And vampire would speak to me if I had to choose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you want to. You want to get into these? I will say so. Up first, we have Dawn. Not Dawn. Sorry, Morphine. And Dawn Ex is Don.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, and how did. How did you feel about their performance?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, wait, hold on. Also, I also want to remind people, y', all, I am going to be in San Diego this weekend. If you're watching this video, I'm in San Diego Thursday, Friday, and Saturday this week, and I have a very, very, very extra special opener for my Thursday show. So if you want to come see this very, very special guest, make sure

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you have Tony Hinchcliffe open. Monet's gonna have Tony Hinchcliffe open for her. Isn't that right? Did you say Tony Hinchcliffe's gonna open for you? Wait. Oh, I ruined it.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry. I ruined it. I'm sorry. Nevermind. It's no one.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy, Y'. All, We've been having such a great time partnering with Airbnb, and it really aligns with how we travel because we are booked, busy, and blessed. Always somewhere new. And when you're traveling like, that hotel can feel a kind of way, and the way is disconnected. Airbnb, however, lets you actually settle in. You get a kitchen, a living room, a space to breathe. It feels like you're part of the community, part of the neighborhood. You're not just visiting. I booked this gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, fierce apartment in Miami beach last summer, and it was stunning. Okay? There was sunlight everywhere, colorful details, just giving the high end glam that a girl like me needs getting ready in that space before shows. Girl, I felt like I was living la vida Lupka. It was everything. It made me feel like I was a part of the city, not just visiting. I could spread everything out, take my time, actually enjoy the moment instead of rushing. And it just made my routine feel special and fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And listen, y', all, I'm a grumpy person sometimes. I don't want to see somebody at the front door. You.

[Monet X Change]

No, Bob, not you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't have to ask for a key, A new key card. I be grumpy. I sometimes want to go straight from the gig to the door that I'm walking in. Having access to a full home setup just makes travel feel more comfortable and way less chaotic. Y', all, we're serious. Book your stays with Airbnb. It will change the game on how you travel on the road. It makes everything feel more grounded, more intentional. So next time you travel, don't just book a room. Glam. Up your trip and find a place you actually want to live. Airbnb is where it's at. I'm going to be completely honest with y', all, okay? I am not organized enough to be a Sunday meal prep person. I have tried.

[Monet X Change]

You're not. I can confirm you're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm already saying it. I don't need you to say it. Thank you so much. I have tried. It's not in my DNA. But I will say this. With Home Chef, my meals are on point every single time without me even having to map out my entire life. The dishes are wildly impressive, but they are so easy to make. And I completely count on my Home Chef weekly delivery to stock my fridge and take care of meals planning for me. I've not only saved an incredible amount of money, but I've also drastically reduced my dishes and clean up at the end of the night. And y', all, listen, I do not like going to the grocery store. It gives me genuine anxiety. But I'll tell you this. I recently made their garlic butter shrimp scampi. Didn't go to the. Didn't go to the grocery store once. And it felt like something I order at, like a restaurant, except it took me no time at all. Home Chef makes cooking simple, fresh food delivered, easy recipes to follow, and meals that actually taste great. There are no long shopping lists, no complicated preps, and best of all, it's easy cleanup.

[Monet X Change]

The tea about Home Chef is that it's really good for busy schedules. Even though I'm way busier than Bob, you know, I recognize that he needs a quick 30 minute meal sometimes. And even. And they're oven ready trays, girl. You can slide them into the oven or even a quick microwave lunch between meetings. Mm. Home Chef has you covered. And it's definitely not a one size fits all. Home chef has over 30 meal options each week with choices for different tastes and dietary needs. And people really, really, really love it. I love it, y'. All. Home Chef is rated number one by users of other meal kits for quality, convenience, value, taste, and recipe ease. Monet can confirm Bob loves it. Also, customers consistently say they spend less time planning, shopping and prepping meals. Plus, it's generally affordable. Home Chef customers save an average of 86 bucks per month on groceries. That's like three trips to the movies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And not only that, Monet is very jealous now because I'm a better cook than her and it's actually chapping her ass.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

You've said it 19 times. We. We know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

So RuPaul lets the girls pick their partners, and Don and Morphine choose each other immediately. Now, no shade. No shade. No shade. If I was doing this challenge, I think I'm trying to think who I would have gravitated for. I'm not just going to go with my friend. I'm going to go with someone who I think is good at improv. So I think I would probably go just, like, knowing that, like, not really knowing all of these girls super well. I think I would have went towards Morgan because I've seen her improv hosting a show, so I would think she would have the sensibility to improv well in the challenge. Who, who, who, who? You. Who would you go for? For a partner?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would choose Morgan McMichaels. I think Morgan is a go with the flow kind of girl. I don't. I think dawn is funny, like, online, but I don't think. I'm trying to think how many times I've seen Dawn be, like, funny in the workroom. I think dawn is just, like, a person who's just kind of funny interpersonally, But I don't know that Don has the comedy chops to, like, make a scene work, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I agree. I would went with Morgan as well. And. And Lucky and Lucky and Mystique are together, and in their group. Mystique is still bringing up this fucking Akira thing. I'd have been like, girl, please, we're doing the challenge. Like, move on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I will say, though, Mystique looks stunning.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love this look. I love. Sorry. I know we didn't move on.

[Monet X Change]

This is before the challenge when they're working on it, she's just, like, harping on this thing. I'm like, girl, give it up. Like. And then also, she's not. She's not even trying to collaborate with Lucky. She's like, kind of like, teach her and granted, I don't know how strong Lucky is at this kind of thing, so maybe there is. We'll see. The challenge, it was some stuff she could have learned, But Mystique is, like, working with someone, the energy, when they're not trying to collaborate, they're trying to, like, be your mom and teach you is annoying. Bitch. We are. We are in this together. You're not, like, teaching me how to do this. You're. We're working together. And that energy is unhelpful in a group.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I feel like Mystique is trying to establish this, like, motherly mentor relationship with Lucky Stars. Like, back when she was like, you remind me of young me or season two me. So now she's, like, trying to establish this, like, I don't know this. She's insinuating that she's, like, mentoring her somehow, and I'm like, no, Shade, I would not pick you as my mentor. No, Shade, you have one point, girl. You have one point.

[Monet X Change]

Literally, you have one point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have more points than you, and I haven't even won anything.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. It's too much. Okay, yeah. Now we can get into the challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, this wasn't great. I don't think any of these girls are particularly strong comedians, and I don't think Morphine and Dawn were particularly great. It wasn't terrible. We've seen much worse on Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, I said that. I think they need to work on the acting a little bit. Like. Like, the shaved head bit was crazy because dawn pulls out this razor. Like, she's gonna shave off. She gonna help Morphine shave her head as a zombie. So Don has the razor this far from Morphe's. Y' all watch this. It was this far from her head, and Morphine's already like, oh. Oh, my God, bitch. I'm like, she's not even touching with the razor. The razor's not on. For real. She can put the razor on your head for real. And before she's there for two seconds, she just pulls the piece off. I'm like, y' all are not selling this fantasy at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have taken her under the table, thrown a bunch of hair. Like, hair flies everywhere, and then you come back up with a clean shaven head.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, girl. That Z Baba.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're.

[Monet X Change]

You know, you're a seasoned attractress, as they say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Attractress.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So it's a. It's a. It's a Will and Grace joke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, well. Oh. Oh, okay.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that a compliment?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Jack says, I'm not an actress. I'm an attractress. Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just Jack.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, gang, gang.

[Monet X Change]

Also, Morphine has all these prosthetics, and they're taking me out because they're so obviously visible. So she has this fake hand. And so it's like a fake plastic hand, but you can see her finger peeking up under because she's trying to hold things. So you can just see her. I'm like, girl, we can see her. Your hand under the fake hat. It was taken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why did no one tell her that it wasn't reading?

[Monet X Change]

Girl, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Djisblack said, yeah, they had good jokes. They just were not executed well, which is. Honestly, that's the biggest tragedy. When the idea is good. If you had just invested a little more time. But in their defense, you don't have a lot of time. You don't have extra takes. You have the time you have, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And like, even some of, like, the improv stuff. Cause they had this improv thing where, like, someone. You know, when the John Rivers part, when the. Well, the person called in and she asked if she can use the razor on her coin slot. Like, they didn't, like, volley with that. There was a jokes there. Like, maybe she could say, no, but I like to use all my meat muffin. Or just. Or really. No, but you can use it on your vagina. There are jokes there that they just weren't going for to make, like, the bit funnier. But, I mean, she was the top queen of the week, so what the fuck do I know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know they sell these razors that don't nick and don't grab, that are made for. No, no, no, they work. They're. They're made. I don't really shave my balls very often, but I have before.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they don't. Yeah, and they don't. They don't. They do not grab. They do not. Oh, the Philips Norico. I don't know if that's the one.

[Monet X Change]

I don't trust it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they don't. I mean, you can. Monet, I'm telling you, you can rub it across your balls and all it takes is hair. Your balls, your wrinkly balls.

[Monet X Change]

That doesn't make sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not a scientist. I don't understand it. No, it's not that. That's not the one I use.

[Monet X Change]

But it will use Jacob to shave your puswacha, Perhaps. The perhaps is said to be. Yeah, I do think. I do Think that Morphine and dawn, they look great, though. I do love their outfits. I wish that. I love that dawn has, like, these fully stoned.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By the way, this is not an ad, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bunny Rancher. This is not an ad. Those folks are not sponsored. Don't go buy their shit. Do not. That's why I didn't say the name. I actually kind of remember the name of the one, but I'm not gonna say it. Cause I'm not. I'm not free advert for these people.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I. I think that dawn looks. Dawn with this cunty, like, red stoned claws. Was. Was really funny. I think from the face. The face, she looks more like a. Like a. Like a really nice Shih Tzu the Werewolf. I want to see more like, you know, werewolf.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's giving you. You know, it's giving. She likes. She should be back in that. Didn't y' all do the puppy thing? The dogs in court?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. That's what it looks. Yes. Well, not all of us giving dogs in court. And Naomi. Naomi was a dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it was just Naomi. Yeah, Naomi was a dog in court. Yeah. Anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And that's like. Okay, let's go on to Bloody Stars and Mystique. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I will say this is the best Mystique has looked all season. This look is so good. I love this dress. I love this hair. Her makeup looks good. This is a really. Actually, both Lucky and Mystique look really good.

[Monet X Change]

Lucky does look like a vampire. I don't know what Lucky looks like. Lucky looks like fucking coronavirus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, well, vampires are. I envision coronavirus being green.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, you envision coronavirus as red, but it's not blood. It's like snot and mucus and through the respiratory system.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I mean, I still think it's. I feel it's red with, like, green spikes for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The coronavirus is red with green. And I think the coronavirus is green with yellow things in it. Kind of like a sinus infection. Like if you sneeze and your mucus has sinus infection. That's what I envision the coronavirus. And it obviously has a crown, because corona. It has a crown.

[Monet X Change]

You just look. You thinking of that little fat little style. Mucinex from the Mucinex monster.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Mucinex monster. Yeah. But I think the coronavirus is a little more cunty than the Mucinex monster. And she has a crown.

[Monet X Change]

The crown for sure. Oh, my God. History says. She says she's a Venus flytrap. Okay, I can see that kind of maybe whatever she is, she does not look like a vampire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could see this being an artful interpretation of a vampire in a Baz Luhrmann film.

[Monet X Change]

I love Baz.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, if Baz Luhrmann did gay Dracula

[Monet X Change]

Fagula, you know, Fracula. That's RuPaul's man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I ask you a question? You tell me if this is a bad idea for a project.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What'd you say? Fracula.

[Monet X Change]

Fracula.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just oil, Ivan, to suck the earth. But anyway, that being said, this, even though this scene was a complete flop and it was really awkward and it was incredibly uncomfortable, I will say the funny moment came out with the kosher thing and them not knowing what the word kosher, or maybe not being. Maybe it was unintelligible to them. Either they don't know what kosher means or I don't know. I don't know what it is.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think she generally couldn't hear because it kept on saying. It sounded like she was saying. It sounded like she kept on saying akosha. I think they could have easily made a joke about Akosha. You mean Akosha C. Davenport? She's in the next segment. I don't know. But something to, like, make a joke that you couldn't get it because it ended up being funny. But I think it could have been something because the show, the editing made it funny. They could have easily made that same clip and made it awkward and be like, you know, that's why y' all suck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was also on a side note, that voice is Alec Mappa. Oh, yeah. Alec Mappa did that. Yeah. The voice on the phone is Alec Mappa.

[Monet X Change]

Was it really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's a kosher one? Yeah, he posted about it. But I just think that it was funny on accident. And I mean, Maddie, Matt, Mason. This is why I don't like saying y' all names. Can y' all just put your fucking names in here? I'm sorry. Yes. Mystique kept negating Lucky's improv and ruined the momentum of the bit. I hated it, y'. All. I don't do a ton of improv, but when you are in a scene with someone who just will not, like, go with it, it is. It feels impossible. It feels like you are in a constant uphill battle. You are literally. It's one battle after another. You fighting your scene partner over and over and over again, and them kind of acting like what you're saying is not funny instead of trying to find even if they don't find it funny, make a way to make it funny. Elevate it. Don't just be like, boo. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And that's my problem too, which I thought it was very interesting that the judges didn't call her out on that because she was like. She was knowing the fuck out of Lucky's. Like, everywhere Lucky's trying to go, and the judges didn't. Didn't critique it or say anything about it, which is such a big part of improv. If you're gonna be with an improv and improviser, that's fucking saying no, then what the fuck are you supposed to do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, the judges didn't point out, but Lucky did. When they did their fucking makeup, Lucky was like, I didn't fucking like that. Anyway, should we move on?

[Monet X Change]

Let's go to a' keria and Morgan. I think Akira is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry, Go ahead, go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

No, I was gonna say Akira was a breath of fresh air. She came in, it was very nice to see on the screen. I thought she was so funny. I thought even just off the. Off her first jokes, she's like, my name is Nefertiti, but you can call me Titi for short. I think it was good. I think that she was really surprised. I was really surprised by some of her canned bits and the ad up she was doing, because I didn't. You know, I don't peg a' keria to be, like, a funny comedian girl, but she had some really good bits in there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think a' keria actually has. I don't see a' keria as a comedian, but every time she's had to improv on Drag Race, she's done well. Just remember, twerking is a blessing, baby. Twerking is a blessing. I feel like whenever it comes to. Whenever a' keria is charged with the task of improv, she rises to the occasion every single time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In my opinion.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think she did a really good job.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't see La la Ri as an improper, but when she was doing that bit in the cart with her foot, it was. It worked really well. Like, some people are just. I think some people are just funnier than they think they are, but they don't explore that talent because they want to be cunt.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And we'll get into some of her critiques from the judges, but I think there was a. It was some of the critiques. I'm like, y', all. Y'. All. Y' all really dragging it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, I Like what Johnny Tsunami said. I get accused of wanting to fuck Johnny Tsunami because I read all of his comments, but he always makes the comments. Johnny Tsunami said, when a' Keria can work past her anxieties, she's so good. And that is true. When. When a' Keria is, like, up in her. Like, it's kinda like when Akira in the last episode, when she was stuck on. I can't design. I don't know what to do. Once she gets through it, she comes out on the other side shining like a fucking diamond. Like, almost every time you fall for it.

[Monet X Change]

Every time. That bitch was playing y' all anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Morgan, you rad about it.

[Monet X Change]

I think that Morgan. I was. I was shocked. I thought, Morgan's actually gonna be a little better. I could. I think that she could have made a lot more white jokes because she was a ghost and she was peeling what she was selling. I thought that could have been gone really far. And I think, again, some of the improving. Like, when the lady called, asked if it was. If it was cruelty free, she said she should have been like, cheryl, like, absolutely not. They're not cruelty free. Like, we test on animals, insects, drag queens. Like, she was just like, yes, they are. And she just left the joke there. I'm like, girl, there's a whole joke there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you like. I did. Like, her little. Her little skin bit when she pulled back and revealed the skin. Did you enjoy that moment? I didn't see it coming.

[Monet X Change]

Yep. Yeah, that was good. I didn't see that coming either. But, yeah, I was expecting a little more from.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I actually do think Akira was the best in this challenge.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. To me, I agree. I wrote. I wrote, I wrote Breath of Fresh Air, Best of the Night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, a' Keria is leading the pack. Do this bitch need more points? Like, she's gonna go regardless. You know what I mean? Like, yo, bitch. Akira has five fucking stars. She's leading the pack.

[Monet X Change]

No, dawn has them. Oh, well, right now, in this moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what? Wait, so history said. No, that's not what I wanted to read. History said you can be talented and lack confidence. Monet. Oh, about the cur. Okay, okay. I'm not doing this with y'. All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, Monet, what's happening? Communicate. Communicate.

[Monet X Change]

No is what I said last episode. A', Keria, could you do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You went. All I heard was, I'm not doing this with y'.

[Monet X Change]

All. Hisservice said when. I think she was. They were responding to my. To my comment when I Said Akira was playing everyone. And his Sir B said, you can be talented and lack confidence. Monet. And I'm gonna stand 10 toes down that A' Keria played the fuck out of y'. All. She was acting like she didn't think she'd do good. When A' Keria's her, her portfolio, her resume speaks for itself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it better to have talent and lack confidence? Or is it better to have confidence

[Monet X Change]

and lack talent, have confidence, lack talent, have confidence and lack talent, or have talent and lack confidence? I think the second you wanna be able to do the thing, I actually

[Bob the Drag Queen]

think that it's better to have the confidence and lack the talent. Cause you can trick people into thinking you're good.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, that's fair, but I wouldn't

[Bob the Drag Queen]

know cause I have both.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you definitely have one more than the other. Let's just say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we all agree on that. And on that note, let's move on to the looks before I bust your motherfucking ass.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I gotta tell you guys, I actually have a friend who struggles with ocd and he used ERP therapy and he was like, the way it changed my life has been staggering. So give it a shot. Actually, before we get to the looks, how do you feel about this awkward moment between. Before we get to the looks, how would you deal with this awkward moment between. Okay, if you were Lucky Stars, would you have confronted Mystique?

[Monet X Change]

Um, it depends. Like, I don't know. Clearly, Lucky Stars has had it, because, I mean, Mystique literally would not shut up about this fucking thing. So I can only imagine if. If we. What we saw on camera is probably half of what she actually did. She's probably like, we Just, she was probably over it. So I probably would have at that point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if you were Mystique, how would you feel? How would you handle being confronted like this? Because Mystique was like, no, it was you. You're the reason why. You're the reason it didn't work. It was all you.

[Monet X Change]

And I feel like that's why. That's why Derek don't like you, bitch. Cause you act like this, and that's why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got one point. Let's go do the Runway, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, girl, I'm not. I'm not taking no fucking notes for some bitch with one point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, part of me would have been like, bitch, you got one point. That mean the judges don't like you, the girls don't like you. Are you ready to go to the looks?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. RuPaul looks. Looks stunning. I fucking love this outfit of RuPaul. RuPaul looks so sexy, so hot. She loves. She's been really into this patent leather thigh high boot and gloves combination for a little while now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know where the hell she found boots this long. Like, those boots are actually. Girl, when I buy thigh highs, they stop on my knees.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They. They do. I can grab a pair right now. They literally stop on my knees. It's crazy. I'm not even kidding.

[Monet X Change]

They probably are custom. RuPaul look like black punk rock Elastigirl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a lot of. That's a lot of layers. Well, everyone looks good. Let's go into. Let's go into the. To the. To the entree, Honey, the girls.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so Paris, France.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do what?

[Monet X Change]

Paris, France. Paris, France.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Paris. The category is Paris. Yep, the category is Paris. Okay. And she's a Parisian rat, I guess, like ratatouille. Oh, okay. Because I was like, what's happening?

[Monet X Change]

No, not just that, but, like. No, it's not that. It's. Paris is known like. Like New York. Like, rat. They have a lot of rats in Paris.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the cats are Persian. They're Persian cats, not Parisian cats.

[Monet X Change]

It's not a cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a rat. R A T. Oh, a Parisian rat. Okay, well, she looks. She does look good. But is there a butt? She looks good. There's no butt. She looks really good. I like this look. I think she looks really good. I think that. I don't know if I would have. I feel like rats are New York City. When I think of a rat in the city, I go straight to New York. I don't go to Paris. Do you?

[Monet X Change]

I think if you're in Europe, you say Paris. If you're in America, you say New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does London not have rats?

[Monet X Change]

Not like Paris girl. I mean, I've been to Paris one time. Granted, I didn't go and check out the wildlife there, but I have heard the lore that Paris has a lot of rats.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, that being said, she looks really great. I mean, I think she looks stunning. I think that this outfit is cute. I do think the dress looks a

[Monet X Change]

little

[Bob the Drag Queen]

not high end. Like, I feel like her other outfits look look nicer than this one. But that being said, she still looks great, though.

[Monet X Change]

I love. I mean, I just love that her attention to detail. I think the tail and then also having the. These leggings on her shoes to make it look like rat feet. So I think it's the attention to detail for me that really sells it for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to morphine. Love, Dion. Is. Is this a prosthetic? Yeah, she looks really

[Monet X Change]

with it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's the cap. I mean, this look is amazing. I love these skulls on the inside of her train. I think her makeup looks amazing. Her hair looks really good. I don't. This is. This is an absolutely phenomenal look. This is a Some of Diamond D. Love Bug says it looks a little bulky. Slightly bulky, but I don't know. This is. I think this is great. It's meant to be. I mean, I ain't never been in a catacomb, but if it's full of skulls and skeletons, then I guess it's gonna get a little crowded down there, Right?

[Monet X Change]

Why do you think she's in a catacomb?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause the Parisian underneath the streets, they have the catacombs. This is absolutely what she is.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you go under the streets of Paris, they have all these skeletons in the catacombs.

[Monet X Change]

Trigger warning, chat. Trigger warning, chat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm about to show Monet pictures of the catacombs. There are skeleton heads in the chat. If you don't want to see it, you got 30 seconds to look away. Not 30. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, here's coming. That was two seconds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's the category I gave a lot of. It's this. This is the vibe.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay. Work. Yeah. Someone said, I would have skipped the skull, bitch. Okay. So now I'm doing both skulls are the whole thing. About to say Gary for short, said, I would have skipped the skulls. That's what it is, bitch. If she would skip the skull, she'll just be wearing a dress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, if you have skulls, then what are you. What are you doing? What are we doing here?

[Monet X Change]

Like what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's okay. Okay. Jacob, enough. Skeleton. Jesus Christ. Let's go back to the cue.

[Monet X Change]

Made this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Q made this. That's true. Q made it work.

[Monet X Change]

Work, Q. This my real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is my real Sk.

[Monet X Change]

That's what Sultan said. I didn't say it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sultan said it. I just read it. These are my reels.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let's leave it to the next queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Lucky Stars.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. This, in my opinion, is the best we've ever seen Lucky on the show. I think this was such a cool, inventive way to do this category. Having the 3D moment with the ones on her arms, the piece on her head. I think this is the best. Lucky Stars in all of her little looks is the best she's ever looked on the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it looks really good. I love this odd skirt shape. It's giving Lucky Stars night. Lucky, starry night. Like, there is so much cool stuff going on with this. Obviously, Paris is known for its art and the Louvre. This is great. This is actually. This is phenomenal. I mean, I would have loved to see the Mona Lisa in here, but, you know, it is what it is.

[Monet X Change]

It's copyright. You're not allowed to depict the Mona Lisa. Yeah, you have to, like, pay, like, a rights for it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Mona Lisa has to be public. It's not the Mona Lisa.

[Monet X Change]

It's one of 10, like, art pieces that are. That are not. In order to produce it on television, like World of Wonder or Paramount had to pay to put it on. You can't just put it on. Thing. It's like, it's a thing even to par.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even to parody it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the more, you know, the more, you know, let's go into mystique.

[Monet X Change]

What.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How. How is this Paris?

[Monet X Change]

She. I think because she bought in Paris, Texas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's. What's Paris about this, though? I don't. I don't get it.

[Monet X Change]

Her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her concept was like, it's Paris Fashion Week. Like, she's a model at Paris Fashion Week wearing a gown coming from a fitting. She' Paris Supermodel Fashion Week. That was her name. But I want to. She came out perfume like.

[Monet X Change]

Like a Dior ad. Like. Oh, yeah, that's true. She did do that. Like a. Fashion is giving her Charlize Theron. Charlize Theron for J' Adore Dior.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, but what's the difference between Paris Fashion Week, London Fashion Week, New York Fashion Week? Louisiana Fashion Week. Milan Fashion Week. Like, what about. This is specifically London fashion. I mean, Paris Fashion Week.

[Monet X Change]

What's gagging me is the fucking. The lining. Well, not the lining. Like, you know, this is for. If a real woman is wearing. Sorry, not a real woman. If a woman is wearing this, like the modesty. Little, what you call it. Not slip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is a slip.

[Monet X Change]

Is it a slip? Yeah, like, girl, cut it out. At least then make the whole thing nude or make it all day. That seeing that harsh line of the slit inside that dress is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's not great. It's not great.

[Monet X Change]

Actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, I don't think this look is bad. I just don't think it's on theme at all.

[Monet X Change]

It's kind of a really bad recreation of Charlize's look. Let me see. Can y' all share with us? I want to see the hair. Is there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this the wig that Morgan. Is this the wig that Morgan McMichaels wore on episode one? Can anyone ask that question? Is this the way that Morgan.

[Monet X Change]

Michael.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm just asking. There's some. Let's go into Akira C. Davenport, who is obviously the. Who's obviously doing a very huge reference here. This looks amazing. I love the banana skirt. I love the hair. I love the feather wristlet. I guess you can call it a bow. The boa's on the wrist. I don't even know what you would call that, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

Can we. Can we go to the. Yeah. It's a bow on her wrist. It's a feather. It's an ostrich bow on her wrist. And if. I mean, if anyone knows the iconic Josephine Baker guys, it's like, it's just a mini skirt, but she's dragified it and she's made it a full length gown. A full length piece adorned in all these ab stones at the top. Yeah, I think she looks great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I had to give one note, I would say that these boobs do not seem proportioned to her body. They are right in the middle of her chest and really, really high. Like. Like, I don't feel like that's where boobs go.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I don't think boobs look like that normally.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But other than that, I can't think of something to know. She looks amazing and she looks great. Yeah. Fan fucking tastic. Fan fucking tastic. And then we have Morgan McMichaels, who's. Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

I think. Why. I don't get. I don't get the cutlery. Why the cutlery for Joan of Arc. Am I missing something?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, maybe because Joan of Arc has a sword.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but why does she have forks and knives on her? I don't understand why the forks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a type of cutlery called Joan of Arc cutlery. And she. That's it. I'm not mad at it. I actually really like this look. I think Morgan looks really good. I think this is really clever. I think Joan of Arc is a fierce, like, you know, historical referenced piece. Very famously French. I think this was a really smart decision. And she looks so good.

[Monet X Change]

I thought the hair was good as fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, this looks really good. And I think she looks amazing.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I like it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The deep cut. Joan of Arc. The deep cut to the Joan of Arc silverware is a little meta. It's not meta. It's a little too thought provoking for me. But she still looks good though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I think she could accomplish this without the silverware. The silverware is so whack to me and so corny and as my friend Jay would say, lame. I think the silverware is whack. Other than that, I think it's cute. Wait till you see right now, tonight, how many times you say lame. Fighting about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

About lameness right now and tonight's episode

[Monet X Change]

that comes out on Patreon. Count how many times you say lame. It's a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The girls are fighting. The girls are fighting. Do we have time to add in a lame counter or is it too late? Cause we'll wait.

[Monet X Change]

And also, Morgan's face. I often do not like the way Morgan Payne does her mug in this shown of arc. Her mug looks very pretty. She looks gorgeous. I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. You had to throw in that you don't normally like her face. You could have just said she looks good here. But that's a different.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't wanna start any beef between you and Morgan.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Morgan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. You just could have. You didn't have to say, like, she normally looks ugly and now she looks good.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go into the judges critiques. They try to critique Akira. Wait. She's really concerned with getting a little. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I wrote down this, this, this note earlier. I was saying we're talking about Lucky and I forgot to say this. Lucky is expressing her feelings. And Mystique. Oh, yeah. Mystique was not accepting, like. Like Lucky was explaining where she was at. Mystique is kind of just like Mystique is. She's. She's a mean girl. She's a mean girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I had to put it away, I would say that it seems like in that situation, Lucky seems very therapized and emotionally mature. And in that situation, mystique does not.

[Monet X Change]

Damn. And also, she was so. What was gagging? She was so concerned with her. With Lucky getting the white frosting on her dress, I'm like, bitch, your dress is white. What is the issue if a little frosting. She was like, I told you I don't want no frosting on my dress. It was white frosting on your white dress. What's the issue?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, bitch, you can win $200,000, get a new dress, right?

[Monet X Change]

Cause I know that dress don't cost. It cost you more than about $500. $500?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I just say that dress cost you more than $500. It's a really nice dress.

[Monet X Change]

So the judge of critiques were wild saying that the weird comment about a curious eye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I read? Can I read Grace Henness comment? You know, you know, Monet's thinking hard when she scratched the hat. I.

[Monet X Change]

The weird comment about how a curious wasn't making eye contact with the camera. I'm like, she wasn't. She wasn't like. I was just watching a very interesting video today about acting, and they were like, these act. These acting. Acting teachers that teach you when you're having a dialogue with someone, you have to be looking at them. She's like, that's not how we all talk. Some of us talk. You like, you're like, washing the dishes while you're having an argument or talking. Like, you don't have to be staring at your scene partner like, da, da, da, da, da, da. And I'm like, the same thing for this. Sometimes she was looking at her partner. Sometimes she was addressing camera like, it was all working. So I didn't get this energy that she wasn't inviting the viewer to watch what they were trying to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think they just didn't want to give her the extra point because she's already scrubbing the girls up. And we've already addressed. When we look straight into the camera, y' all feel uncomfortable. We've already addressed that. When me and Monat do this, y' all don't like it. It makes you feel uneasy. Everyone's like, stop. You remember we did the whole episode where we looked at the camera and

[Monet X Change]

everyone didn't like it. Yes. It was weird. Weird as fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why? Why does this upset you all so much?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Looking into your soul. Why don't y' all like It. Don't y' all feel like. I mean. Cause when you. What's he. When you're doing. When you're doing, like, a TikTok or like a Reels, do you look in the camera?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I look at my face.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I look at my face. I don't look into the camera.

[Monet X Change]

But when you do your YouTube videos, you're looking down the brow of the lens. You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, When I do YouTube, I'm. I'm. Yeah, actually, when I do YouTube, I look right.

[Monet X Change]

Someone said I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick said I'm scared whenever I do the YouTube. Yeah, I look down the barrel of the lens. A lot of time on my YouTube.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, mine is down. Mine is always down the lens. I'm looking directly into the camera every time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's keep going with these critiques. Ooh,

[Monet X Change]

that was the big one. I had to note everything else. I was like, whatever. That was the big one that stuck out to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And our top two queens, we are having Deja Ru, because we are back to episode one, and dawn and Morgan McMichaels are back in the top two, which is. Honestly, I genuinely feel really bad for Morgan because she genuinely did a really. I mean, do you think that Don won the lip sync? Let me say he could have gone either way. Go ahead. You do.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, they're doing Zombie Boy from Mayhem, which is a great song. When I knew a zombie boy. And I feel like I had to lip sync the way I would have been in that untuck. Getting Pro Zaid and just putting it on my. I'm taking it on my thing so I could rip my flesh off doing the number so I can get zombie Boy. I'm like, how did no one think about doing something zombie? And putting on pros Aide is so easy. It dries to the exact color you are and would have added such an effect in the lip sync. But that's my. My brain would have been thinking of little gags that I could do that I would like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I personally feel like Morgan did a little better than dawn did. I don't think she scrubbed her, but we can say that dawn has officially won a lip sync. Dawn is no longer the lip. The lip sync losing queen. She actually has a lip sync win under her belt now.

[Monet X Change]

There is nothing anyone can tell me to convince me that dawn beat Morgan in that lip sync. Nothing. Morgan deserved to win that lip sync. Love dawn. And let's just keep it a buck. She's not a great lip syncer, and that's fine. That's not. Dawn has many other talents beyond lip syncing that involve wearing beautiful clothes, being very funny, and posting very thotty pictures on her on her Twitter, which we all love. Lip sync is not her strongest thing and she's not when I lip sync. I'm sorry about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she did. Well, guess what, Mimi?

[Monet X Change]

She did. No, no, no. What's the raven quote from Guess what, Mimi? Yeah, we did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Guess what? Yeah, I just did the whole. Guess what, Mimi.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't come for my f when we see you don't have any

[Monet X Change]

Me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm first Knee.

[Monet X Change]

Knee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm first is number one.

[Monet X Change]

That is so stupid. I live bring back those untucked days. Ani. I think our last good untucked was season 11. Season 11. I was just watching some of them to go just for cause. Season 11 was such a good untucked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's get into these points dishing out, which, by the way, I honestly feel like they should never. They should not. This is how the point should be given out all the time. You should not be allowed to see what someone else is going to do before you give your points to me. It raises the stakes. It's kind of like on Traders, they have to do their points on stage, and I think they should always be done. You should have to write them down and write them down all at the same time. Like in the Traders, you don't get to see what folks are writing. You write it all down and then you cannot change it. That is how, in my opinion, it should be.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. Okay, so the points go as follows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you're saying they can change it. Well, no, because when they do it in the workroom, they go one at a time. And you can just switch your idea. You're not writing it down when you're in the workroom. When you're in the work room doing it, once Morgan gives one to dawn, you can be like, I'm gonna give one to Dawn. I'm giving mine to a'. Keria. And then you can make it where everyone gets one as opposed to just writing yours down. And you cannot change it. And everyone gets their point regardless. Everyone, you know, dishes their points out without knowing what the other folks are giving out. Whereas on stage, you can't change it around. Once you have it, you have it written down so you can't swap it once someone else gives their point. That's how I think it should be.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. I agree. Um, so a' Keria and Lucky give Morgan their point, which brings Morgan up to 7. 7. And then the camera goes. The camera goes to Morphine. And I'm so sorry. I feel like she was so sad. Morphine was. Her eyes were red. You can tell. She was so sad that she wasn't gonna move on. I felt so bad for her because I love morphine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, there's no shade. There's no way that Morphine ever thought she was gonna advance either. Like Morphine, Lucky Stars and Mystique all know it's not them. They know for a fact that dawn is going. And now we're gonna find out if it's gonna be a' keria or if it's gonna be Morgan. Like y'. All. No shade to Morphine, Lucky Stars and Mystique. But y' all know y' all not going through. So now we gotta figure out who we're gonna rally behind.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's bad mad. I think that someone really convincing could get up in there and be a morphine and convince all the girls to give. To give them their points and go to the end. I think it can happen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If all the girls gave Morphine their point, she still wouldn't have made it.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. She would've had. She'd have two. She would've had six. So it would have been. She would have been tied.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm thinking. I'm thinking that Morgan has seven, but that's because Morgan already had two.

[Monet X Change]

Had points.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But do you think that Morphine decided to deserve to go there more than Morgan McMichaels?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about say. Because I need you to explain that. I was like, wake it up. Wake it up.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, let me stop it, because I know Baca would be like Monet. Monet. You think I'd have been like, oh, God, here we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's get to the rest of the point.

[Monet X Change]

And Mystique gives hers to a', keria, which causes a tie that Ru has to break. And Ru chooses a'. Keria. So this goes to my point earlier. If fucking Morgan didn't want to be motherfucking Teresa and play a fair game and because she deserve it. Now you looking now how you look. To quote. To quote, to quote. Nene lease now how you look now? Your ass gotta. Gotta compete with these other bitches for some fucking wildcard spot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It seems like Morgan might be a shoo in for wildcard. I mean, she's tied.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, you don't know that. You haven't seen the other Rocket League reen. She's tied.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I mean, do you think the other girls are gonna be tied, too? You don't.

[Monet X Change]

We don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't know. This is true. We do not know. But, I mean, I have a hard time imagining any other queen would get this close, like, literally tied for second place.

[Monet X Change]

So do you think. So what he's saying is all the other girls in any other record suck, and they're not as talented as the ones in record one, which is what you're saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. How do you equate that from what I just said?

[Monet X Change]

You said you don't see any other girl tying, so what are these. Are these other girls on the record?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just so we've already watched the Champion of All Stars. We've never seen this before, have we seen. I mean, maybe I'm forgetting, but have we seen a tie for second place yet?

[Monet X Change]

I think you have. I think it was pretty close in the other records as well, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, a tie. I didn't say pretty close. I said a tie.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chad, wake it up. Have we seen a tie for second place yet? I don't remember seeing one.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just saying, based off the past, except for when you won Drag Race, we ain't seen a tie since then.

[Monet X Change]

Cena, why now? It's a quote. I forget who now. Why am I in it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Portia, I'm just talking about the last tie.

[Monet X Change]

Why am I in it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I love you and I'm always thinking about you. How about that?

[Monet X Change]

Don't go with no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about that? How about that?

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so, yeah. So RuPaul is a curious. So Akira and Dawn are going on to the semifinals, and everyone else. And the other three girls. The other girls are gonna have to compete for the. The what? You call that the wild card of the wild card spot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, it'd be kind of fun if you were to. If you and Trinity did a look where you guys had a tie that went from your neck to her neck, and you were tied in a tie.

[Monet X Change]

What, like a tie?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a tie. But the tie goes from your neck, and then it goes up to Trinity's neck, and you guys share a tie.

[Monet X Change]

There's just one big tie between the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

two of us, and you're both in seas.

[Monet X Change]

That's kind of cute, actually. I like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. It's a little late. I mean, are you gonna say anything about my 10 year anniversary of me winning RuPaul's Drag Race? You gonna say anything about that?

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what Is it like down to the day today?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was either today or yesterday. Which one is it?

[Monet X Change]

You don't even know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone keep tagging me online. When did Bob the Drag Queen. It was yesterday, the 16th and my 10 year anniversary. That only comes one time. You didn't say nothing. We spoke and you didn't even say anything.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, you didn't even know until they tagged you online.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I knew it was this year.

[Monet X Change]

Happy anniversary. Please. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you so much. Ten years. Diamonds, by the way. Diamonds. I'm expecting a diamond.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I got. Is it. Is. Is a diamond 10 years?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think so.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, I got you. I got you Versace earrings that you don't even wear. So don't even talk about no gifts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do wear them. We've discussed this.

[Monet X Change]

I wear the earrings and I've never seen them, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's also not true. I've worn them on this podcast several

[Monet X Change]

times, and you can take several seats with that attitude.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What you have not worn is the actual hoodie that. The sweater that I bought. You wore it one time on Drag Race and then you lied about wearing it before. When I called all your friends, they were all like, I ain't never seen Monet wear that goddamn sweater. And you lied. I wear it all the time. I called everybody. I called everyone, and no one has ever seen me wear that sweater.

[Monet X Change]

No, Kamika did. Kamika did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she did not. Monet. Kamika's on the podcast. I ain't never seen Kevin wear no shit like that.

[Monet X Change]

Jay did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jay did not say that. Monet. No one said they saw it until I started complaining.

[Monet X Change]

Jay. Anyway, Jay answer now. Jay, did you see you wearing it or not? I do feel like I saw a picture of you. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

After I complained.

[Monet X Change]

You wore it on, didn't you? Wore it on set. I did wear it on set.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was after I had been complaining for over two or three years at that point.

[Monet X Change]

Now you're adding years. Two or three years is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway. Monae, do you think that a' keria or dawn has what it takes to win this season of Drag Race?

[Monet X Change]

I think a' keria does. I can see a' keria going to the end. I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't see Don winning any. I didn't see Don winning this lip sync or any other lip sync. I think you gotta. To win All Stars, you gotta win a lip sync. I'm sorry. You gotta win some lip syncs. You gotta be. That's the thing about All Stars. The way that it goes with the bracket system. You gotta be good at lip syncing. You just gotta.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know. Jinx. Jinx.

[Monet X Change]

So. Oh, true. I mean, but Jinx can lip sync, though. I'm being shady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Yeah. Cause Jinx has some legendary lip syncs. She did great when she did moment number five. That's it.

[Monet X Change]

And that's it. That's it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Destroyed Monet to swish, swish. Put Glonet under the fucking rug. When she did the. When she did the backpack dance. When she did the floss, I said, oh, shit, here come Hera Hoffer. All right, y', all, we're gonna hop over to the Patreon and talk about the Untucked and some Drag Race drama and tea. And that is exclusively on our Patreons. If you wanna join us, please go over to patreon.com, type in sibling Rivalry Podcast. You can join our top tier to watch live with us. And every single tier gets access to this free pod, this extra bonus podcast each week. So we'll see, y'. All.