Sibling Watchery: Drag Race All Stars S11 E5 "How-To Videos"

Summary

Sibling Watchery: Drag Race All Stars S11 E5 "How-To Videos" (June 3, 2026)

Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Podcast: Sibling Rivalry: Sibling Watchery
Episode Focus: RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 11, Episode 5 Review

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Episode Overview

Bob and Monét serve up their trademark mix of pointed Drag Race analysis and unfiltered humor as they break down the fifth episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 11. This week, queens were challenged to create, produce, and perform in "how-to" videos, with performances and runways under close scrutiny. The duo offer detailed critiques of each queen's efforts, interwoven with candid personal anecdotes, witty banter, and heated debate about strategic gameplay, fashion, and drag artistry.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Opening Banter & Personal Catch-Up (01:15–06:15)

• Award Shows & Drag Economics:
  The episode opens with both hosts discussing their recent outings and the idiosyncrasies of award shows, including a playful riff on the "drag 1%.”
  • "You definitely are part of the drag 1%." – Monét (02:40)
• Artistic Rivalries:
  Bob and Monét recall a bidding war they entered at a show for a piece of fan art, ultimately pooling $550 for an artist (05:10–06:05).
• Accents & Regional Humor:
  A playful debate about New York and Caribbean accents leads to a (mock) redaction from Bob.

Setting the Drag Race Stage (06:17–09:15)

• Alliance Formations:
  Bob and Monét analyze alliances (“Tres Leches” and “Peck Peck”) and how point distribution is affecting strategy.
• Voting Strategy:
  Critique of the team-based system for early challenges; Bob advocates for more private, individual voting for drama:
  • "I think they need to do them how? Back when they would go into the room and vote private." – Bob (08:57)

Confessional Looks & Behind-the-Scenes Realness (09:29–11:02)

• Crystal’s OTT Confessionals:
  Monét calls out Crystal for her elaborate daily confessional outfits and how confessional filming used to differ in prior seasons.
• Production Tea:
  Discussion on journaling as a method for keeping up with weeklong production and key show moments (10:35).

Challenge Assignment: How-To Videos (11:02–13:30)

• Confidence, Comedy, and… White Men?
  Bob describes Silky’s presence:
  • "Silky has the confidence of a mediocre white man." (11:12–12:09)
• Zombie Apocalypse Tangent:
  Parody speculation about ongoing alliance wars, the challenges, and even how a zombie apocalypse could begin (12:25–13:30).

Drag Queen Culture Sidebars (13:30–20:10)

• Survivor Parallels:
  Monét draws a hilarious comparison between Survivor finale crowds and post-apocalyptic chaos (13:30–15:02).
• Toilet Paper Science:
  Unexpected, vivid dialogue on toilet paper usage per wipe, with Bob professing minimalist habits:
  • "At the most, I'm using six squares per poop." – Bob (16:12)
• Cooking & Chicken Washing:
  Spirited debate about whether washing chicken with soap or vinegar is appropriate–Bob is baffled by some methods (19:41–20:29).

Runway & Challenge Critiques: Detailed Breakdown

April Carrion (29:17–32:32)

• How-To Video:
  Split verdict: Monét found her cooking video (plantains) funny and charming; Bob thought it fell flat.
• Runway:
  Both hosts agree April’s look was stunning, noting especially her wig and detailed execution.

Ora Mayari (32:37–33:59)

• How-To Video:
  Concept (how to survive a zombie apocalypse in drag) praised for originality, but both agree execution lacked comedic punch.
• "I like her concept more... but I would have scrolled." – Bob (32:50)
• Runway:
  General approval, some nitpicking on construction and styling.

Crystal Methyd (43:05–46:29)

• How-To Video:
  Ambitious, full of quirks—over the top, not especially funny for the hosts.
  • "She should have branded it Cooking with Crystal." – Monét (43:29)
  • Jacob fact-checks, confirming the phrase was actually used, but Monét clarifies: "the segment should have been called that."
• Runway:
  Mixed feelings: Bob calls it campy and on-brand for Crystal, Monét thinks it misses the mark from the neck up.

Selena S. Titties (47:03–48:40)

• How-To Video:
  Both agree: Selena was the most prepared, and her puppet concept worked.
  • "This was the best one by a country mile, girl." – Bob (47:10)
  • Monét loved the structure and journey in Selena's performance.
• Runway:
  Both rave about gold look and weaving technique, with only minor critiques about boots and makeup.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache (49:45–54:33)

• How-To Video:
  Hot debate: Bob calls this the funniest of the night, while Monét says, “Hated it” (49:50–50:02).
  • "This was so funny...I think when she smashed the cake, she should have smashed little Silky instead." – Bob (51:00)
  • They debate fat jokes and drag stereotypes.
• Runway:
  Major praise for the "Mudonna" look (Madonna/cow pun), especially the milk-squirting effect. Bob wishes the proportions were even larger.

Vivacious (55:09–56:17)

• How-To Video:
  Both agree: Not good, lacking energy, felt unprepared, and no comedic range.
• Runway:
  Outfit and wig called “crazy,” “not good,” and the critiques suggest Vivacious might not have wanted to be there this week.

Lip Sync & Judging (57:28–62:46)

• Favorites and Who Would Have Won:
  Both hosts believe Selena and Silky deserved to be in the top, not Crystal.
  • "I would have gave it to Selena and Silky personally." – Bob (57:45)
• Lip Sync Gag:
  Praise for Silky’s “big ideas” and flag reveal, playful fight about whether props work in lip syncs.
• Runway Looks in Lip Sync:
  Bob thinks Silky looked beautiful in the lip sync; Monét finds the quick-change ponytail "wild."

Closing Points, Predictions, and Untucked Teaser (62:46–66:21)

• Current Standings:
  Crystal is merging, Silky is close, April and Ora are trailing. The show's format changes and suitcase rules are discussed.
• Next Week's Challenge:
  Predictions: Crystal likely safe, Silky might struggle with makeovers.
• Untucked Preview:
  Teasers for Untucked include drama about Vivacious, a Roscoe’s shoutout, and more behind-the-scenes clips.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Silky’s Confidence:
  • Bob: "She has the confidence of a mediocre white man." (11:12–12:09)
• On Fat Drag Stereotypes:
  • Bob: "It's not about the actual talent you have. It's about the confidence you have..." (11:54)
  • Heated debate on stereotypes in Silky’s comedy style (51:00–53:33)
• Toilet Paper Minimalism:
  • Bob: "At the most, I'm using six squares per poop." (16:12)
• On Suitcase & Production Changes:
  • "Clearly, they are letting them ship, send ups, airdrop..." – Bob (40:39)
• Selena’s Standout Video:
  • "Selena was my favorite. Killed it. Best of the night." – Monét (47:06)
• Meme-Ready Banter:
  • Bob: "Apologize to me." (39:40–39:45)
  • Monét: "Dick licking bitch." (40:01)
• Runway Praise:
  • "Silky has a big body. These utters need to be bigger!" – Bob, on "Mudonna" look (54:12)

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Episode Timeline (Timestamps Rounded)

• [01:15] – Catch-up: Awards, art auctions, drag 1%
• [06:23] – Race analysis: Alliances, votes, format critique
• [09:29] – Confessional look discussion/production tea
• [11:02] – Challenge assignment & Silky’s confidence
• [13:30] – Survivor, apocalypse, and toilet paper debates
• [19:41] – Cultural food habits/washing chicken
• [29:17] – Start of Runway/How-To Video critiques:
  • April: [29:17–32:32]
  • Ora: [32:37–33:59]
  • Crystal: [43:05–46:29]
  • Selena: [47:03–48:40]
  • Silky: [49:45–54:33]
  • Vivacious: [55:09–56:17]
• [57:28] – Judging, lip sync, and prop debates
• [62:46] – Predictions, next week, and Untucked preview

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Summary & Takeaways

Bob and Monét deconstruct Drag Race All Stars S11E5 with their signature blend of sharp wit, industry knowledge, and unfiltered opinions. Key themes include alliance politics, production trivia, and evolving suitcase rules, but the heart of the episode lies in their passionate (at times opposing) critiques of each queen’s performance. Selena S. Titties and Silky Nutmeg Ganache emerge as the creative standouts, while a few queens are dinged for lackluster efforts. The hosts’ personal tangents—about drag economics, toilet paper, and food culture—keep the energy high, anchoring their in-depth analysis in relatable realness.

Best enjoyed by listeners who revel in Drag Race, love unvarnished opinions, and live for behind-the-scenes tea.

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Next Up: Untucked recap promises more shade, more Sibling Rivalry, and a look at real-time fandom reactions.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Paul's Drag Race All Stars Season 11, Episode 5 Cinco. This is the second episode of this Bracket, Bracket 2. And first of all, how you doing? Do we check in? Do we not check in? We don't check in on each other.

[Monét X Change]

You already started to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Last night. You went to the Las Cocha Risas Awards. Did you win anything?

[Monét X Change]

I wasn't nominated for anything. The Las Clacharistas Awards is such a. I had one of the best times I ever had at an award show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, nice.

[Monét X Change]

It's all just because they're, like, goofy awards, right? It's very goofy, very silly. Like, people winning. Like, it was so much fun. I missed so many celeb friends, new and old, and. And it was just a really old ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, they're old people.

[Monét X Change]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So no people were there?

[Monét X Change]

Not that. Not that I said hi to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah.

[Monét X Change]

Damn. I don't. I don't talk to anyone above the age of 57.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's an interesting cutoff. Does it go up with you? So next year will it be 58?

[Monét X Change]

Correct. Wow, you're so smart. You're such a smart guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know if it was 57

[Monét X Change]

was like, you're so Bob. Before we started. Bob, we're talking about that. He bought this at an auction for how much?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was either three or six hundred dollars. It was a long time ago.

[Monét X Change]

Must be nice to not know if it was 300 or $600. I bet if we bought something for 3 or $600, we would know. But this rich bitch, the 1%. Eat her ass. It's like, whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sure they have the 1%.

[Monét X Change]

You definitely are part of the drag. 1%.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The drag 1%. But I got it at Latoria Eloteria. Eloteria.

[Monét X Change]

Wait, was she auctioning prizes off or. You want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She auctioned off this piece. Selena. STDs.

[Monét X Change]

It's heavy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's. I think it's full of beans or sand or.

[Monét X Change]

Or beads or. And she. And she knitted this herself?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she knitted it.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm the first one to buy one from her.

[Monét X Change]

I have one of her STDs. I want it, though. Oh, works. It's like. It's like a pink heart shaped with like nipples at the top of it. It's freaking pretty cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said I was the first one to buy one of her things.

[Monét X Change]

You know what I wanted her to do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monét X Change]

She made those dick molds. And I was like, selena, this is. People will pay a lot of money for this. And she still has to listen to me. It's a brilliant idea. You and I know a lot of faggots who would want to have these. Have you seen this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She doesn't, but you better watch out. Cause Dick's. The store might sew her.

[Monét X Change]

She does these moles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She gonna join Pat. Patty. Patty.

[Monét X Change]

She let these malls of gray sweatpants with dick prints in them. And they look really cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a hat.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, the hat. No, she does like these hanging molds that are like, oh, it looks really cool. And then. Do you remember when you made me. So Bob and I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you talking about?

[Monét X Change]

So Bob and I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know why I say talking

[Monét X Change]

with a New York accent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So weird.

[Monét X Change]

Because you want to beat me so bad. It's so bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't have a New York accent.

[Monét X Change]

You literally said you have a Caribbean accent. You say I have one that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You see you have a Caribbean accent.

[Monét X Change]

No, but you said on this podcast I have a New York accent. So which one is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I said that, I redact it.

[Monét X Change]

Whatever is. Whenever it's convenient for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you. What do you call that dark brown stuff you drink for energy in the morning?

[Monét X Change]

Coffee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I don't say coffee.

[Monét X Change]

Although, I just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that is a New York accent. Coffee is a New York accent.

[Monét X Change]

I interviewed Sarah Sherman, Obsessed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's Sarah Sherman?

[Monét X Change]

Snl. Really kooky. Her comedy's very grotesque. Gory. Very blue comedy. Her special opens up with a whole thing about diarrhea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Jesus.

[Monét X Change]

Anyway, so, anyway, so we did a show in Rhode island for the Little Roadie Festival. Is this ringing any bells?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did I make you. I did not make you buy that.

[Monét X Change]

So we do this show, y'. All. This amazing fine artist, he sketched us while we were doing the show, and he did this beautiful illustration of us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was really cute.

[Monét X Change]

It was beautiful. So we get to this after party, and I see him. I was like, oh, my God, Can I buy this from you? He's like, yeah, just. I was like, how much? He's like, whatever you want to pay. I was like, no, tell me how much. He's like, whatever you want to pay, Liz is mine. And so here comes fucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I said, I want it.

[Monét X Change]

But you didn't want it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did want it. I said, I want this. Instead of. Bob was like, by the way, I'm supporting a local artist. I was supporting him, too, and I supported him. Continue your story. Honestly, I ate with this.

[Monét X Change]

So then I was like. I was like, bob, no, you don't want it. He's like, but, yes, I do. And then Bob gets into me, a bidding war for this guy's thing. And Bob was like, you know what? How about both of us venmo him an amount? Whoever has the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whoever venmo you, we won't say anything. We're both gonna venmo you. Whoever venmos you the most, you will hand that person the drawing. So we both venmoed him. I did 250, and I venmoed him $300. And then he handed me the drawing. And then I graciously handed it to you. And we gave that man. We gave an artist in Rhode island who showed up to do our. To show draw us. We gave. Don't make me do math.

[Monét X Change]

550.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We gave that man $550. You should be happy if we gave that man money.

[Monét X Change]

That's 550 more than you, little AI artist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Abby Lee Miller, child abuser interviewer. Child abuse interviewer.

[Monét X Change]

I had to. I had to. Okay. This is not sibling rivalry. This is sibling watchery. We gotta get into the. Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. So we are reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 11. We're already five, and at the top of the episode. First of all, I am screaming that Selena is saying we struggled singing while pointing directly at April.

[Monét X Change]

I mean, but she. Did she lie? She's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was like. We struggled singing.

[Monét X Change]

Selena's coming from the Bob the Drag Queen school of not mincing words. She was like, bitch you. She's like. She's like, you're bad. And she basically said it was your fault. I mean, and she looks visually upset. So Selena is visually annoyed that she did not win the challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't think Selena's gonna merge, and I think she's very. I don't think Selena's gonna merge. She got one episode. You think Selena's gonna get more than five points in this next episode?

[Monét X Change]

Here's the thing. If this Tres Leches alliance comes through for her, let's say she wins it. She does a lip sync.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the Peck Peck alliance, too, because she's getting.

[Monét X Change]

She's gonna get a star at the top of next week's episode. I'm praying. So that's gonna give her to two. So she wins the next episode and the lip sync. That's five.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she can get one star.

[Monét X Change]

At least one star.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But someone else is gonna win to. So that would mean that either either Si or Silky or Krystal would have to not win.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I mean, I talk about that because. Anyway, we'll get there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Selena is expecting April's vote. Now the votes go. April gives Selena her vote, she says, because they work together and she was nice about her voice and kind of because of the alliance. Selena gave her vote to April because the LA sisters and they have the alliance.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But basically gave her vote to Silky because. Said, you're a relentless lady, and I want to see you go forward. And then Suki gave her.

[Monét X Change]

You got to do it. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Sookie Vivation gave Suki a voice because you're a relentless lady, and I want to see you go forward. And then Silky gave her vote to Vivacious because what you produce had great energy.

[Monét X Change]

I mean, we talked about. I don't remember. We do. Are we aligned that Vivacious and Silky should have won?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, I mean, those points went as expected. I. I feel like the first one, everyone's gonna be. Everyone's gonna get one point.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On the first. On the first day.

[Monét X Change]

If you're doing it as teams, can we stop doing them as teams? I feel like we'll get more cutthroat in the. For the first one if they're not as teams. Cause I think everyone feels in teams. Yeah. Cause they were all. If they weren't as teams, I think the girls would be playing more strategically. But to try to save face and be, you know, to keep things cop, as we say in Brooklyn. Copacetic. I know it's copacetic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Didn't say anything.

[Monét X Change]

But act like you don't make fun of how I say things all the time. But obviously this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would never do that.

[Monét X Change]

This is what you've done to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would never do that to you.

[Monét X Change]

So I think they need to not do this team. So there were teens last bracket. This bracket. I'm like, okay, kumbaya.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think they need to do them how? Back when they would go into the room and vote private. Like when she said. And that's why Derek don't like you.

[Monét X Change]

I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we get more moments like that. I mean, they do it once on the stage. We have to do it in front of everyone.

[Monét X Change]

No, but it should be all, all the time. Because girls did or at least do it in private.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you don't know who's voted for who. And the last night you have to say out loud who you voted for the last episode.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the next day, Sookie, they all walk in the room and Sookie points out that she is one point behind aura, which is funny cuz almost everyone's one point behind. She like. And I'm just one point behind aura. So is vivacious. So is Selena. So is April. But sure, Jan, you're one point behind aura.

[Monét X Change]

This silky. Watch out. Jay's gonna be trig. This silky Rokrum attire is wild. These wigs are crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they're both in these, these, these, these plaid like they own the traders. They got their, they got their, their kilt plaid skirts on.

[Monét X Change]

No, no, no. This is before that. Slookie has the short shorts on. She has the red, pink green wig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. That was the next day they came out.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, the next day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Well, silky and Crystal. Crystal's in full on flower fetish gear.

[Monét X Change]

Can we talk about her confessional look? It's too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm into it.

[Monét X Change]

Everyone just has a little. Crystal has on a fascinator with a feather.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Laganja.

[Monét X Change]

It's too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Laganja with a no smoking hat on her head.

[Monét X Change]

Do y' all know that? But that was really cute. Do y' all know that when you put these, that means every morning she comes in with what she's gonna wear in the episode and she's also going to the confessional thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And.

[Monét X Change]

And putting on this whole outfit every morning. That's too much work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They should go back to the way we used to do it.

[Monét X Change]

Y' all did it on weekends.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One day. We only had one day a week off, though.

[Monét X Change]

But then. But one day. So long, though, cuz you have to do the entire week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have to. They have to journal. So where y' all would go. We get pulled aside. They would everyone go journal. If something. If something big happened, a producer would, like, journal about it.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, get your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They'll give you a composition of being like, journal, journal, journal. So. So they can. You don't have to actually remember it. Then you just read your journal.

[Monét X Change]

Got it, got it, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ru tells the girl they're gonna make how to videos. They're gonna write, produce, and create and perform how to videos. And then Ru calls out Silky for being long winded.

[Monét X Change]

I mean, she is. Silky definitely has a lot to say about herself. She has a lot of thoughts about the world. And you know what? I admire Silky's confidence. Silky has a confidence that I need to find in myself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Confidence of a mediocre white man. Damn.

[Monét X Change]

You know, they already said that is the confidence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's like a thing. The confidence of a mediocre white man.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, I didn't know that was a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you think I was saying?

[Monét X Change]

I thought you were saying that. I thought you were saying that Silky just has the confidence of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She does. Silky has the confidence of a mediocre white man. I don't understand what I'm saying. That's wrong about that.

[Monét X Change]

Are you saying that Silky has the confidence of a mediocre white man? Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Silky has the confidence of a mediocre white man.

[Monét X Change]

That sounds mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well. Well, break it down. What do you think I'm saying?

[Monét X Change]

Obviously, a mediocre white man is someone. The confidence they have and the space they take up in the world, they think they can do anything, even though they can't, because they're really mediocre and they're bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's not about. So what I'm positing isn't about the actual talent you have. It's about the confidence you have. So she has the confidence of a mediocre white man. I didn't say she has the talents of a mediocre white man.

[Monét X Change]

Mediocre is not. Mediocre is a pejorative.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, it's about the white men. I'm saying Silky's confidence level is that of a mediocre white man. I'm not saying Silky's talent. Talent is that of a mediocre white man. She has the confidence of a mediocre. Mediocre white men have a lot of confidence. They don't care if they're good. They don't care if they're bad. They just have confidence.

[Monét X Change]

She's not biracial. She's black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, Aura loves zombies.

[Monét X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you. How has the zombie apocalypse started?

[Monét X Change]

Ooh, I definitely think it's gonna come. It's gonna. I think there's a lot of truths in the I am legend story. It's gonna be something from. I mean, I'm not. I'm fully vaccinated. I'm not a. I'm not a vaccination.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think Anti Vaxx is gonna start it?

[Monét X Change]

I think Anti Vaxx is gonna start it. They're not gonna do the thing and. Or maybe the people who take the vaccination.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The vaxes.

[Monét X Change]

The vaxes. We're gonna get mutated. How do you think it starts?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it starts with. I think it's lab grown. I think it's a.

[Monét X Change]

On purpose?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I think it's a bio war. Chem war.

[Monét X Change]

A chem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, A chemical war. Like a biological chemical. Like a biohazard war.

[Monét X Change]

Biochemical warfare.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Biochemical warfare. Yes.

[Monét X Change]

That's what I'm saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nosebleed. It is a biochemical warfare is what I think I'm saying. And I think it's unleashed and then it can't be contained.

[Monét X Change]

I went to Dwan and I went to the Survivor season 50 finale taping. Which all the way shouts out to Tiffany Irvin. Tiffany Irvin, you are securing yourself as one of the goats in Survivor. The way I say, who the fuck is Tiffany Irvin? She uses both Black woman. She got to the finale of season 15.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Could she beat Ceri?

[Monét X Change]

She's on her way to becoming Ceri status.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Could she beat Boston Rob?

[Monét X Change]

I think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tiffany, Boston Robin. Surreal.

[Monét X Change]

In the same season who's of straight as a Survivor Survivor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's coming out on top?

[Monét X Change]

I think Ceri. I think at this point, Cerie is one of the most beloved Survivor players ever. She surpassed everyone. It's because she always makes it right to the end. But they will never bring her to the end because they know that she's a shoo in to win.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

So she will never win Survivor cause

[Bob the Drag Queen]

they're afraid of her. She's a front runner.

[Monét X Change]

If serie gets to the front run, there's no way she doesn't win anyway. So shout out to Tiffany. So we went to the Survivor taping. And it was at the Paramount lots. And we're doing this thing and we were sitting recording for like an hour. No water, no food. They finally let everyone out to get some food and water. At least 500 people. I was like, this is what the end times are going to be. The way people were trying to grab bags of chips and water, it was like. It was like we hadn't been fed for years. This is great. I was like, this feels like this is the Hunger Games. It was kind of crazy to watch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a. You think the end times are going to be like a. Like a Survivor experience?

[Monét X Change]

I mean, close to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think. I think Covid at the grocery store fighting for toilet paper is closer.

[Monét X Change]

I never fought for toilet paper. Did you fought for toilet paper?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we had toilet paper.

[Monét X Change]

I'm just saying, like. Like, that was another thing. I was like, why is. How is everyone just randomly ran out of toilet paper right now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also don't use that much, so Jamaicans. Wait, no, no.

[Monét X Change]

What if you go use that much?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I use a very small amount of toilet paper.

[Monét X Change]

What's. How many. How many. How many squares?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three squares.

[Monét X Change]

Three squares per wipe or three squares for the entire experience?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three squares. Sometimes. Sometimes I'll use six, but I use three squares. I fold them into a perfect square. Wipe, fold, wipe, fold. I get three wipes out of. I get three wipes out of three squares.

[Monét X Change]

So just use one square.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, one square. My hand will rip through. Have you lost your mind? So this is the process. I get exact. This is I fucking pooping. I get three scraps. I fold them like this and then I wipe, fold, wipe. You are on.

[Monét X Change]

There's no surface area.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wipe, flush.

[Monét X Change]

You got on that last one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Bob, my butthole's not gaping. I'm not. I'm not your. Maybe your whole fist is in there. But my shit is tight and right. You.

[Monét X Change]

This is enough surface area.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monét X Change]

To get any feces out of your. Your behind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And. And by the last wipe, I'm. Usually there's nothing on there. That's insane. And sometime if there is, I'll go back and do it one more time. So at the. At the most, I'm using. At the most, I'm using six squares per poop. That's weird. What are you doing? I get four. Okay, so. But how many times. Wait, I have to answer how many times you went back on four.

[Monét X Change]

I fold it once.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two. We gotta move on. I wanna hear this answer, though.

[Monét X Change]

Fold it again, and then I get. So I get two out of four.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you only need four?

[Monét X Change]

No, but sometimes I definitely have to go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're using eight. You hate trees. You hate trees. Yeah. We've been having so much fun parting with ar, and honestly, it makes sense because we're always traveling, shows, gigs, filming. We're never in one place for long. And that's why Airbnb, it just works. You get more space, a kitchen, a living room. It actually feels like you can live here, not just lay your head down and sleep here.

[Monét X Change]

I stayed in this spot in Austin that had a full dining table and cozy living room, y'. All. It completely changed the vibe, girl. I could actually relax before the show and chill and luxuriate in my lovely Airbnb accommodation. Because Airbnb has millions of unique places to stay all over the world, so you can always find something that fits your vibe. When I went to London, when I went to Mexico, when I went to Australia. Australia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was it a kangaroo in your yard?

[Monét X Change]

A girl three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Jamaicans use garlic on everything. Do Saint Lucians?

[Monét X Change]

No, we don't use garlic on everything. But we, we do season everything. And the whole y' all you're so unique, you know, that's the whole.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't season your food.

[Monét X Change]

I mean, I don't know why y'. All. Y'. All. Y' all black American.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know about African American food. You don't know about African American food.

[Monét X Change]

How about y'?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All black American? You don't want to be one of those.

[Monét X Change]

I'm kidding. One of those.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm kidding. Clip it.

[Monét X Change]

First of all, if it gets clipped, you're going down too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How?

[Monét X Change]

It's happened to me. It's happened to you. That don't happen again. Anyway, washing chicken. Do you wash your chicken?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I don't cook, but I run it underwater. But I find it weird that Silky was saying she washed her chicken with soap. That's crazy.

[Monét X Change]

That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You cannot wash your. I mean, I don't wash. I don't cook. But what Vivacious said sounds right.

[Monét X Change]

Vinegar. You put part water. The same parts water and vinegar or same parts water or just lemon juice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also. I also think just washing your chicken with water will probably do a good job. Washing your chicken with soap is crazy.

[Monét X Change]

And this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She didn't say she did. She said she asked. Well, no, what happened was Lil Mama said, but you don't use soap, right? And then Sick goes, I'm not eating at your house.

[Monét X Change]

No, no, no. I think Silky was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Selena said, you don't wash it with soap, right? And then Silky said, I'm not eating at your house.

[Monét X Change]

Because I think she was shocked by that. That would even be a thought of hers. Silky. There's no way Silky. Silky's from the South. She's not washing with soap.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw folks online who wash it with bleach.

[Monét X Change]

That's cool. I mean, people are fucking injecting bleach to cure themselves of ivermectin or whatever

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the fuck Aura is now. Aura's trying to get the PECP alliance going with Celine, trying to re up the PECPEC alliance, which is. I don't think it's gonna.

[Monét X Change]

It's not a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, is vivacious. A Trekkie.

[Monét X Change]

Why would she say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She goes, I am pot. What is it? I am part Klingon and very secretive or something.

[Monét X Change]

Did I miss that? I did not hear this at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember being like, is. Is vivacious a Trekkie?

[Monét X Change]

She's old enough to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

MLK was a Trekkie.

[Monét X Change]

Was he really? No. Okay. Isn't Star Trek, like, some allegory for. For Christianity?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never seen Star Trek.

[Monét X Change]

Same. I just. I thought I Heard that I might watch whoopie season.

[Jacob]

Sorry, Silk. Just to confirm, Silky didn't say she washes with soap.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm gonna repeat what I. What I would. I've said this three times already.

[Monét X Change]

All right. You gotta taste her three times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you don't use soap. Right. And then Silky said, I'm not eating at your house.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. And again, I don't think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never said Silky said she washed with soap.

[Monét X Change]

Silky. First of all, the Reverend Dr. Silky McGinash has no way she washes chicken with soap.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She has A Master's Eye PhD.

[Monét X Change]

Should we call her?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you want to.

[Monét X Change]

I don't think I have her number.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll keep moving weight while she doesn't answer your call.

[Monét X Change]

So I don't have her number.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, Ru calls Selena and April both daddies. I'm sorry. Maybe. Maybe Selena. April. If. If Crystal wasn't there, April would be the most womanly person in the room.

[Monét X Change]

No, only in drag, though. Out of drag. April is not good. She's not for super femme.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm saying Crystal is basically a woman at this point. But if. If that was not Apryl would be the most feminine. No Silky.

[Monét X Change]

No silky. Girl. She's literally in wigs. Which wigs don't make you a woman. But I'm just saying. Damn, Nate, that's a big banana. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He just pulled his banana.

[Monét X Change]

It's like a 12 inch banana. Jesus Christ.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want to point out to you that RuPaul said. Jay, I know you're in the comments. RuPaul said that she goes silky. You do it all. You sing, you dance, you cook. So she's got one fan Jay to fan.

[Monét X Change]

I also think Selena again, you said you talked about Selena's trying to get this choice that she's saying with Crystal. And Crystal is still fence riding the stress edges, lines. Crystal just needs to stay with her chest. I'm not interested.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they'll never get a point out of Crystal. They might get one next week. But obviously being in an alliance with a front runner is not going to help you. You need to be in an alliance with the weakest players to get. Exactly.

[Monét X Change]

But I'm saying Crystal should just be like, I'm not interested, girl. But she's actually like, I don't know, maybe we can. Maybe we can bake a cake together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think Crystal's is confrontational conversation. She's not like, what about Crystal gives a conversation?

[Monét X Change]

I mean Orange is or is trying to play a really earnest game. She's Like, I want to, like, I want to like, align myself with the people who I think will have my back. And I just, I want to give points to the, to the thing, to who's ever done the best in a challenge, blah, blah, blah, blah. But oris she kind of fence around a little bit because she's not really like hankering, like she's not really trying to make an alliance, but she wants an alliance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she didn't trust Selena.

[Monét X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cuz Selena keeps talking to the Tres leches.

[Monét X Change]

Well, every time Selena talks to someone, always like across the room. Like, I see Selena talking to the, to the, to the cameraman. Like, I'm like, girl, she can talk to other people. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they start filming. I mean, not about. Not. Not a lot happening in the filming. Crystal knows exactly what she wants. I think Aura seems really happy what she's doing. Silky. I took that. Silky said she was triggered by the pit crew guy who was paying her dust because that's how her ex treated her.

[Monét X Change]

What? You had an ex? That page.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she dated a guy who wasn't really into her. I mean, she was pretty open about it, about this episode. About how she dated a guy who just wasn't really into her.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I guess. I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was like this, this, this. This pic. You guys not really into me, and I'm kind of triggered. That's how my ex was.

[Monét X Change]

I'm like. I guess I don't identify with that because half of my attraction is knowing that the person's into me. So if. If I'm not getting a year into me, I'm not even. We're not getting. You see what I'm saying? Like, how do you even get there if someone's not into you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe he was at one point. Maybe the thrill was gone.

[Monét X Change]

Right. As B.B.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

king would say.

[Monét X Change]

You know what I mean? Is that a B.B. king song?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's B.B. king's biggest song. The Thrill is called on that. If you only know one B.B. king song, I don't know any song. That's the one. The thrill is gone away.

[Monét X Change]

Come on, Riff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The thrill is gone.

[Monét X Change]

I read his book. You read it in high school? Why? I like B.B. king. Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I like this book anyway.

[Monét X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also thought I was going to

[Monét X Change]

be a blues musician in high school. Did you play any instruments? Guitar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Make guitar.

[Jacob]

So we're on Seth filming our videos

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and Selena make guitars?

[Monét X Change]

Actually. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, there is.

[Monét X Change]

There isn't a whole bunch going on here. Like normally when you have this montage of the girls doing making the thing. The show puts in a lot of, like, they kind of give you an edit of how to feel about it. But I feel they're being pretty neutral.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Except I think from what I saw, Selena looks the most prepared.

[Monét X Change]

But she brought a whole puppet in for this challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Green screen costume, everything.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, she, like. She really prepped for this. People in the comments saying that we were wrong because. Wrong about what? About how the girls didn't get prepped for the music and dancing challenge with Morgan and them. I'm like, y', all, they literally bought. So how the fuck did Megami give Dawn lyrics? She texted her the day of. No, they came in. They had a prompt for beforehand, like, use your fucking brain. It wasn't Patreon. It was on a regular YouTube. So it was just some fucking asshole out there. But I'm like, girl, so you think. So you think they got the challenge on Drag Race and Morgan texted her rapper, rapper, friend from LA and be like, send me a verse. No, they obviously came in with it. Hello. Anyway, I think we're doing a song

[Bob the Drag Queen]

called I Do Drag.

[Monét X Change]

Ooh, sounds cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do drag.

[Monét X Change]

Can I be on it? Do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please do.

[Monét X Change]

See, that's shady. So you don't want me to do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, please do.

[Monét X Change]

But we saw what you meant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, please.

[Monét X Change]

I'm gonna be in your fucking song anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, Silky. So when they do their makeup, Silky's feeling really good about her video. And after watching it, it was the best one of the week. But we'll get there.

[Monét X Change]

Or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I noticed that Selena's chatting with other girls.

[Monét X Change]

Wait. And y'. All. I'm very attracted to Bob's feet. Just an unfortunate angle right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your foot.

[Monét X Change]

That's the biggest. Your foot is bigger than my body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's a big shoe. It's a big shoe in a normal size shoe.

[Monét X Change]

And it's so big. What's that line from your song? With a size 7 foot, and it

[Bob the Drag Queen]

came on size 15 foot with a size 10 shoe.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, but. And then now. So then Aura now. So now that Aura sees that Selena is playing the field, she goes to play the field with Vivacious, but I don't think Vivacious is.

[Monét X Change]

Vivacious is like, uh huh. She's like. She like. She wants Aura. Aura says she like my mind, but she likes my Whatever she said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is that accent?

[Monét X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should be able to do a Cribbit accent better than anybody.

[Monét X Change]

But it's not just a career. It's like an affected thing. Vivacea's not. She's not something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, a lot of Jamaicans, their voice is like, up here.

[Monét X Change]

No, they're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. A lot of them sound froggy.

[Monét X Change]

Like who? Like jaggy. Yes, but those are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, thank you for pointing it out. We're gonna give it to all girls. 5 million 14 naughty shorty's. You know, Sean and Paul.

[Monét X Change]

You know three Jamaicans that's on the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sean, Paul. Uh huh. Shaggy and who? Vivacious. And Shaquita.

[Monét X Change]

Shaquita does not talk like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shaquita. She has no.

[Monét X Change]

She's more of an operatic, like, transatlantic campaign.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it is, you know what a lot of Jamaicans.

[Monét X Change]

Out of the 10 million Jamaicans in the world, you know, four of them, that's a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Both of them have this affectation to a voice where they sound froggy.

[Monét X Change]

Comments?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please comment below. Monet knows it's true. Anyway, so on the main stage, first of all, do you have a favorite line from Showgirls?

[Monét X Change]

Oh, my God. Gina Gershon. Sorry. Yes. I told you. That's a few weeks ago. Just the tip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Busty Bazonga. No. What's her name?

[Monét X Change]

I don't know her name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My favorite line is Crystal Waters. My favorite line is, must be weird not having anyone come on you.

[Monét X Change]

When does that happen?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When she comes back to the show after moving on. When she comes back to the show with the old show.

[Monét X Change]

She did at the end of the show. At the end of the movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And now she. No, after she gets to the big show.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She goes back to the old strip club. And he goes, must be weird not having anyone come on you.

[Monét X Change]

Okay. It's not a strip club.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the old one is a strip club.

[Monét X Change]

It's just a review. Wow. Wow, mom, that's rude.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As the category is Barn this way.

[Monét X Change]

Wait, can we talk about how amazing Gina Gershon looks?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks amazing. She's like a witch.

[Monét X Change]

She looks. No, she looks like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not a bad thing.

[Monét X Change]

She looks incredible. Also, she has not aged a day since. She looks the same as she did

[Bob the Drag Queen]

in a movie, which makes her even more witchy. More reason to say she looks like a witch.

[Monét X Change]

She looks amazing. And this, like, Nefertiti kind of, like inspired look. She was incredible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she looks amazing.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Category is Barn this way. We're gonna do. We're gonna do their looks and their videos simultaneously. Let's start with April. Carry on. For me, this video was not funny. She's making the plantains.

[Monét X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You thought it was funny.

[Monét X Change]

First of all, I love her voice in it, the way she did acquiration on her voice. And I thought her video was funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's her regular voice. I think she has a deep voice.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. But she was putting on a little bit for the video. She was like, yeah, she was putting it on a little bit. I actually thought it was funny. I said I'm obsessed with her, Thor. Oh, I did think it was silly how she's talking about and you fry the plantains like this. She's putting it in the hot pan. And nothing is sizzling because it's clearly not really on. I'm like, girl, they should at least put a sizzling sound or like make it bubble in some way. But I thought April's was actually funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not. I gotta tell you too about plane tanks freak me out. I'd like to eat them. But it just looks so much like a banana and it just tastes nothing like a banana. Like it does something to my brain to see something that looks such like so much like a banana. And I have. Obviously I'm not Caribbean, so I have way more context for bananas.

[Monét X Change]

I do for plantain.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It just. I used to eat banana chips and plantain chips.

[Monét X Change]

I've never had a banana chip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Delicious.

[Monét X Change]

They sell the Bodega 106 and they taste like bananas. Yeah, delicious. I like plantain chips because I think

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like plantain chips.

[Monét X Change]

I only like bananas like when I'm eating. When I'm eating the fruit. Outside of that, I do not like banana flavored things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Banana flavor doesn't taste like banana. Apparently banana flavors tastes like what bananas used to taste like.

[Monét X Change]

Well, apparently. Do you know that we don't really know what vanillas really tastes like? It's like everything that we taste, vanilla. It's such this like synthesized, synthesized, synthesized version of vanilla. Saffron is like. No, but even, even like when you go buy vanilla in the store, that comes on the bean. That's not real vanilla. Real vanilla is so rare that we have just all been accustomed to the synthesized version of it. Like saffron, like truffle. These things are very expensive and we don't really know what they really taste like. Apparently someone else gave me saffron.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what to do. I got it. I got it in a promo package.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, work, Jackie Aina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it was black. Played a sketch show.

[Jacob]

No, no, it's Lilly Singh.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, Lilly Singh.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monét X Change]

And it's on saffron.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never use it. I can't cook bitch. I would have wasted this show.

[Monét X Change]

Why don't you give it to me? Yeah. I liked April's video again. Was it the funniest video of the malt box in context of everything else? I think it was one of the funniest ones that we got today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I thought it wasn't funny at all.

[Monét X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That being said, her look incredible. This look, Jacob. Her look is absolutely fantastic.

[Monét X Change]

It was really cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So stunning. This is. I don't have. Literally a. The only note I could think of is that maybe they should have elasticized the mermaid. The mermaid so that she could actually walk a little bit. Walk is a little stiff, but other than that. My God.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I think. I think April looks really beautiful. I think her wig game this season is also really good. These hairlines on these wigs. For a second, I was like, is she using her own hairline? Because it's really, really, really well done. I think this look was really stunning. Carson was right. Shout out to the co Key, the little frog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the second time I heard about Coki on Drag Race. We learned about on my season.

[Monét X Change]

From who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From Cynthia.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently, these frogs do this all the time. It makes people go crazy.

[Monét X Change]

Let's go on to Ms. Oramayori. I thought this was an interesting idea, but the execution and the comedy was for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I also don't. I didn't find this funny. I actually got. She actually did one laugh of me at the RuPaul part. Do the RuPaul.

[Monét X Change]

That was good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That actually did give me a laugh. Other than that, I did not find this funny, but I didn't find it, like, unwatchable. I just would never watch it again if it was. If this was on my tik tok, I would have scrolled.

[Monét X Change]

Is this okay? Well, it's funnier. Her. April or. It was funnier to me. You think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I really do. Yeah. I like her concept more, too. Like, this is a really fun. The concept of surviving the zombie apocalypse in drag is funnier than like, let's make plane tang. Let's make fried plane tang.

[Monét X Change]

But something was like, what she said. This scene specifically, if we can definitely screenshot this when she's in this attic and she had the clothes rack and she says mobility is key, but so is trauma. And she pushes the clothes rack. I don't know why she pushed it. I was like, what was the. What was the. I don't understand the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I was like, why she puts that clothes rack over what she said Fuck me for.

[Monét X Change]

I know. It was very loud. That's my favorite fittest thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Quote what he said Fuck me for. You said that, 50 Cent.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, what he said fuck me for. Remember when Vivica is he New York? Yeah, yeah, he's from New York. Yeah. He's a finger in the booty ass bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, she did call him a finger in the booty ass bitch.

[Monét X Change]

That's right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what he said before me for is the same as now. Why am I in it? Those are the same energy.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then why am I in it?

[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, guys. I have a friend who struggles with ocd and he really does do a lot of that asking and that googling nonstop. And he used ERP and he literally said it was a game changer. It literally just restructured the way he thinks about things and it gave him a lot of relief. So honestly, give it a shot.

[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her look.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Jacob]

Do you feel like this was a how to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. How to survive.

[Monét X Change]

It was a how to survive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a how to survive the zombie apocalypse. I felt it.

[Monét X Change]

And I think India absurdity of Drag Race. This is a really great, like I said, it's. It's a really great, interesting concept. The execution was just not there for me and I didn't. I didn't like it. Also, I think you could have been in a more cumbersome drag look. If you're going to be in drag, bitch being the most uncomfortable drag, I want to see. You know, that's rich coming from the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

girl who goes everywhere out of drag.

[Monét X Change]

Except for. Except for the last culture recess award.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's rich. Coming for the girl who won't even do her own podcast in drag.

[Monét X Change]

All right, Snoop Dogg.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's rich. All right, Abby Lee Miller, child abuse lover.

[Monét X Change]

Should we get some AI on the screen? We should critique that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, let's talk about. Okay, this.

[Monét X Change]

I like the idea of this owl. I know exactly what owl it is. This owl has been trending. Have you seen this white owl on TikTok? It's like a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The snowy owl.

[Monét X Change]

The snow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's called a snowy owl.

[Monét X Change]

But this does not look like an owl. Like, she looks like an angel. She looks like an angel. Like a biblical depiction of an angel. I know they have eyes and shit, but looks like a very ornate angel. And it wasn't giving owl. She tried to do the aridy nose contour and that didn't really stick for me either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree with Carson. She should have been. So I googled a barn owl. They are pretty light, but I think she should have actually had a little bit of that brown in there. Those feathers are probably. First of all, you can't use owl feathers. Obviously. That is completely illegal. It's 100% illegal. You know, you can't even own the. I mean, I might be wrong with this, but I think it is probably illegal to even own the feather of an owl. They're birds of prey, Jacob.

[Monét X Change]

Can we fact check that? Because, you know. But I'll just be saying sure. I don't think that's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Google it.

[Monét X Change]

We don't think it's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Google it.

[Monét X Change]

Google it. We don't think it's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't harm birds of prey.

[Monét X Change]

No one said you can. But. So if I find an owl feather in my farm, I'm going to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did they know you didn't hurt it? Owls are protected by strict. You got to do. These ain't real glasses, baby. Protected by strict federal laws like the Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Under this. Under this law, it is a federal crime to possess, collect, or even pick the feathers or eggs or body parts. Apologize to me.

[Monét X Change]

We literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apologize to me.

[Monét X Change]

We literally said that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apologize to me.

[Monét X Change]

We'll do no such thing to possess,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

collect, or even pick up. Oh, shit, it's warm up in here. Turn the air on. No, don't turn that.

[Monét X Change]

Just kidding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apologize to me. Dick licking bitch.

[Monét X Change]

I do love to lick dick anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh, that felt good.

[Monét X Change]

Ooh, that felt especially uncooked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That felt so good. My goodness, that felt great. That being said, she looks lovely.

[Monét X Change]

I Think it's fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oop.

[Monét X Change]

I think it's fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oop.

[Monét X Change]

I think this is the second. You know. And I know you don't get to but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And go to the comments. I want to see the comments. See me cooking this bitch.

[Monét X Change]

Even more so in these smaller brackets when there's only the screen. Girl. I know. Even in these smaller brackets where you have, like, less. Well, you know, you only have three Runway looks. You're gonna pack two gowns. So now we're getting two gowns of you back to back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think they're apologizing, Apollo. I think what's crazy to me is, like, they. First of all, they're obviously doing the suitcase. Rules have changed. Oh, yeah, for sure. Cause back in my day, we only have five suitcases, and they had to wait. Clearly, they are letting them ship, send ups, airdrop.

[Monét X Change]

The last time I did with Altar seven, we had. We can bring trunks, and the trunks could weigh whatever you want to have to fit in the big trunks. But we also were allowed to mail things in when we got there. So the rules have changed a lot. The show's getting bigger and bigger. They have to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I allowed to say something?

[Monét X Change]

Please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's about you.

[Monét X Change]

What is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I dropped something off for you.

[Monét X Change]

What'd you drop off of me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't remember what it was, but I dropped it off.

[Monét X Change]

I don't remember either. What was it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember, but I dropped it off.

[Monét X Change]

You dropped it off at wow, right? Yeah, yeah, the indie orange. I don't remember what it was, though. It was big. It was big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

So what'd you wear? It was big. I wore a lot of big stuff on that show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I even looked. I think it was. I think when I got it, it was in a box, and I just. I didn't want to, you know, stuff you packed. So I don't. I actually don't know what it was.

[Monét X Change]

Really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. What I got was in a box when I got it, and I just took the box from one place to the next place.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, you know what? It was this caparoli thingy. No, it was Chelsea B. The red knitted gown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's what it was.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. Which I didn't even wear on the show. I wore the other thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The things I do for Crystal Method. Crystal meth head. Crystal meth head, which is what her name is, right?

[Monét X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Crystal meth head.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, girl. First of all, I did not like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I wrote it down. It didn't make me laugh, but I Liked how it looked, and I liked the little cherry at the end.

[Monét X Change]

See, I was gonna say, what was. Why was the cherry a baby? What was the purpose of that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like the cherry being a baby.

[Monét X Change]

But, like, what. But what was the. What was the commit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why it was the cherry on top.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, but why was it a baby?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, why, like, the baby was the cherry on top.

[Monét X Change]

But, like, why did she shoot it out from a pussy from across the stage? The whole narrative didn't make sense to me. Also, babe, Cooking with Crystal was right there. Cooking with. Cooking like your drug.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe they went far enough with crystal meth head. And they were like, can we not cook crystal?

[Monét X Change]

Girl, it's drag race. If you call the show. Oh, if you call the show. Cooking With Crystal right in front of Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. What is this?

[Monét X Change]

What is this detour?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did look great. That's the dress Monet refused to sell me.

[Monét X Change]

Thank you, Jacobs.

[Jacob]

Huge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the dress Monet refuses to sell

[Monét X Change]

me, by the way. I'll never say that. I love that. Then I'll just steal it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob, I have. First of all, I have access to this.

[Monét X Change]

I will steal anything from this fucking place. I want to. I can destroy your home, and you have. I'll destroy this blade.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. You can't even get to my front door without the code.

[Monét X Change]

That's not true. You can even get to my front door, and I know the code to get into your house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you don't.

[Monét X Change]

Yes, I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know the code to get in my house.

[Monét X Change]

I know it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I literally don't know the code to get in my house.

[Monét X Change]

Well, that's not surprising.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Back to crystal meth head, huh? I know, I know, I know.

[Monét X Change]

But, yeah, I think Cooking with Crystal was right there. And it could have, like. Then I could have believed some of these crackhead delusions, because Crystal is this, like, crazy thing, right? I think it would have tied in more if she called a segment Cooking with Crystal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I agree. It would have been. It would have been fun. I didn't laugh at this, but like I said, I like how it looked. I enjoyed the cherry baby thing. And I actually. Actually, I did laugh.

[Monét X Change]

I wrote.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't laugh at the very night I laugh at. I. I did. Well, I didn't laugh at. I.

[Monét X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't laugh, but I thought the pound cake line was funny. Next time we're making pound cake and she's. And she smacked her ass.

[Monét X Change]

I think I said. I said the funniest line is get Those nuts in my face. Which is a callback to legit. That was pretty good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I did think that I saw the Pickle Surprise reference first. I was like, this is Pickle Surprise.

[Monét X Change]

What's Pickle Surprise? Oh, that you're talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monét X Change]

I wrote. When RuPaul commented that I was like, she lying. She making that up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, as soon as I saw it, I was like, this. I was like, this is fully Pickle Surprise.

[Monét X Change]

What the is Pickle Surprise?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pickle Surprise is like a video that would have been a viral video if it was made in the. In the 2000s, but it was just this video here. This in 1989. It's called pickle Surprise. Here it is. Then there's no video either. Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

What is it? Huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's pretty much the whole thing.

[Monét X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that's how I was like. I was like.

[Monét X Change]

That is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember, like, this Pickle Surprise. Oh, wow.

[Monét X Change]

Well, that's. I think, how you said that. Because I literally wrote down. I was like, Crystal saying that she was inspired by Crystal Surprise is bullshit. She's making it up. It was a bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I believe her. Let's talk about her look on the Runway.

[Monét X Change]

I thought I did not like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's fine. I think it's camp, and there are elements that I enjoy. I don't hate it at all. I think, actually, I'm not mad at this look. To me, this look is fine.

[Monét X Change]

I like the idea of a chicken wearing a gown. It's a really fun way. But I think she loses me from the. From, like, the chest up. Like, I'm just kind of confused at what is she, a turkey? She's a chicken, but she looks like a turkey because it look like. These look like the. Like, the big thing, the gizzard, whatever The. Whatever it's called.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Isn't a chicken and a turkey basically the same thing? What's the guy? What's the boy chicken? A rooster or a rooster? She's like a rooster. What she looks like. Yeah, that's what I think. That's what I mean to say. She's like a rooster.

[Monét X Change]

I normally like Crystal's crazy drag. This is not one of my favorites.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can own the feathers of a rooster.

[Monét X Change]

No, they're not in St. Lucia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, here in America, you certainly can. But, yeah, I mean, I don't have a lot to say about this dress, to be honest. I thought it was perfectly fine. It's very crystal. I've seen crystal in way better looks, but I think this look goes very in line with Crystal's drag, and I

[Monét X Change]

think she looks pretty good. This is called farm.

[Jacob]

Jay would like you to know that she did say Cooking with Crystal at the top of the thing, and your entire critique is based on that. But she did say it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, he said you're hookers. He said you full of.

[Monét X Change]

No, she did it. Wasn't she? Like, she said the line, but I'm saying, like, she. It should have been branded as cooking. Like, the segment should have been called Cooking with Crystal. She says the line. She's like. She's like. She's like, yeah, today, here. Today, here, you cook with me. Crystal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it was right there.

[Monét X Change]

But the whole section. The whole section should have been like Cooking with Crystal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it was right there, though.

[Monét X Change]

What was right there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cooking with Crystal was there, but it

[Monét X Change]

was not what the segment was called. I think that's important.

[Jacob]

Well, I guess it was supposed to be a how to video, but.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, none of them had names.

[Monét X Change]

Doesn't mean so everyone else not funny. She should be not funny too. Well, she did a good job of that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Selena. SG killed it.

[Monét X Change]

Killed it. Best of the night. Hi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Selena's my mommy, and she did a great job. This was the best one by a country mile girl. I like the voice she gave to little chalupa or chalupe. It was obviously a nod to lil pound cake. I really love the puppet. I like the visuals. It wasn't my. Actually, it wasn't my favorite one by mile. This was number two for me, actually. But it was really good.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I thought Sel did a really good job. I think that her preparedness showed, and I loved. She had, I think, had a clear beginning, middle, and end. And I think it was a nice journey. And I really, really, really think Selena killed this challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not understand what her hair is doing. I don't understand what is happening on her head.

[Monét X Change]

I think it's just a style.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's clear. That's clear. I don't get what it's referencing. I do not get it. It kind of looks like some hair Patti LaBelle would have worn in the 90s.

[Monét X Change]

Very that. Very that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we go into her look, Jacob? I think she looked really good. My only thing is, actually, I have no notes. This looks really good, actually. This looks really good. I love the gold. I love. I don't what they keep calling this.

[Monét X Change]

Ro Ro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are they calling this?

[Monét X Change]

I don't know. I've never heard that word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carson always knows some obscure word.

[Monét X Change]

And then, and then, and then Gina Gershon started calling it that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

Then RuPaul started calling it that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all did not know before Carson. Y' all didn't know what that was. Nice try.

[Monét X Change]

I thought it was really good. The weaving on the bodice specifically was very looks super, super, super well done. The only tiny, tiniest little thing was the boots. I don't like the boots.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does her makeup make her look cross eyed?

[Monét X Change]

I, I, I want Selena to investigate a softer eye for herself. I think that this is a nice place. That's my only thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't you love drag?

[Jacob]

This photo is. It was hard to find close up photos of her and specifically all the close ups she used. They used. She was just looking a different direction. So I think, I think she's looking

[Bob the Drag Queen]

in two different directions there.

[Jacob]

I think she's looking in one. I think it just the weird. It was a strange angle, but no.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

I want to say raffia. The fiber fabric.

[Monét X Change]

Raffia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about you being like, I love drag?

[Monét X Change]

When did I say I love drag?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

George's. You were like, she's in drag.

[Monét X Change]

I love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now you want to be salt? Me now?

[Monét X Change]

I like, I like, but I like because I think the justice of George is being this tiny, little, petite little thing. And then when she does her makeup, George is in the drags, girl, you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

want her to be salt.

[Monét X Change]

I think Selena in specific looks like. I think this would have benefited from not this like really hard, big wing liner. I think there's a way Selena can soften her makeup to give her a little more diverse. Not diversity. What's the word? Range. In my, in my humble opinion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Selena Brickey?

[Monét X Change]

No, she actually made a straw.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to silky nutmeg ganache.

[Monét X Change]

Hated it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jay. Wait, are you kidding?

[Monét X Change]

I did not like this and I, I did not enjoy this number.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this a bit?

[Monét X Change]

I'm not doing a bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This was the funniest one.

[Monét X Change]

I disagree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've been sipping on the J Kool Aid too long.

[Monét X Change]

This was great. That's Shay's daughter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

J Cool J. Kool A. Don't say Shay's daughter.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, God. Jesus Christ. Landmines, girl. Landmines everywhere we go. No, I just like, I know the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

bit of her being like, Shay's getting consumed by Kool Aid.

[Monét X Change]

It's so stupid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And every time I, every time I walk by a currency exchange, I get nervous for you. I be like, oh,

[Monét X Change]

well, Nickelodeon about to dig it up in your ass. Nickelodeon. Bob the Builder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, is that Nickelodeon?

[Monét X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Am I gonna get.

[Monét X Change]

Girl, they get. Oh, they're gonna get. You literally had a theme song that you parodied. Yeah, I never had that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm telling her now. First they gotta get JanSport Brita filter.

[Monét X Change]

She already retired. They gonna get shit from her ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This was so funny. I really enjoyed the. Little Silky was so funny to me. I think when she smashed the cake, she should have smashed little Silky instead to get her in a cyber tour. And I. But I do wish she included. Cause she had a really funny line on the green screen where she said, guys love to eat my cake from the back. Cause the guy was literally eating her cake from over her shoulder. Why was that not in the video?

[Monét X Change]

Maybe it was. Well, I think the reason. The reason why I didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to see what the comment saying. Because I want to know if me. Who's crazy, me or mom.

[Monét X Change]

It felt a little hacky to me

[Bob the Drag Queen]

because they're all hacky.

[Monét X Change]

But this felt like. Because it's literally the same thing that

[Bob the Drag Queen]

someone said, Jay, release your powers. Wake it up, Bob. Wake it up. Fisty took his head off.

[Monét X Change]

It's literally the same thing that you were getting at. What's the girl, Kenya? For like, I think the whole punchline of Silky was that I'm just. I'm just. I'm just a fat black girl. Like, mm, I'm gonna eat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna eat. It's very that. No, no, this is different. I mean, that's what I felt. This is why it's different.

[Monét X Change]

To me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a tutorial. And Silky likes to cook. Whereas they would just be in the workroom, and it'd be like, all right, we just finished the mini challenge. And then Ken'd be like, who got fried chicken? No, she did not ever do that.

[Monét X Change]

Yes, I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I wrote down. That's the one that triggered me the most. They were chat. Please back me up on this. That's the one that triggered me the most. They were leaving the mini challenge, and then for some reason, out of nowhere, Kenya made some reference about fried chicken. I hope they got fried chicken. I was like, this is the fattest, niggerest shit I ever heard in my life.

[Monét X Change]

God, this is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you stop saying fattest niggerish shit?

[Monét X Change]

That's coming up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was fat, niggerish shit. And that drove me crazy.

[Monét X Change]

I think Silky is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think because it was. Because it was tutorial, I will say Tookie does play into I'm a big fat bitch A lot. But I think with this.

[Monét X Change]

Often.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. But I think with this. I didn't hear her making fat jokes. I didn't hear her make girl the fat.

[Monét X Change]

Cause she was literally sitting on the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

thing, spooning piles of food into her mouth. I'd be like, are you talking about.

[Monét X Change]

That was the butter for the joke?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she was. Because they were in the kitchen. See, Kenya did do that. She did do that fried chicken shit. I don't remember. With the away suitcases. I still. That shit pissed me off so bad. It pissed me off so bad. Yeah, they were in the kitchen, Monet. It wasn't like. It wasn't like they were. The challenge was be Cher. And then she's like, I'm big fat nigga Cher. She didn't make any fat jokes because

[Monét X Change]

her whole thing was the fat joke. She's literally sitting on a box of sugar eating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's in the kitchen.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway. Well, I think that. I don't.

[Monét X Change]

It wasn't my favorite one. I think Selena was my favorite. And this probably was second. Cause the other ones were not even close, in my opinion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go into vivacious, baby. I love mother, but this was.

[Monét X Change]

That was rough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This was great.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, it's silky's look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Silky's look.

[Monét X Change]

I. This was great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I literally. The only time I actually laughed out loud was when she said mu Donna. When she said I'm Mu Donna, I literally let out a sound. I do wish that they were just more pointy. Like, girl, if it's going to be G. Those cones were coning.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Silky has a big body. These cones, these utters need to be bigger. They need to be bigger. We need to. Aren't you in proportionizing your season?

[Monét X Change]

Proportionizing what they your thing, too?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She needs to proportion. And silky is normally really good proportions. These utters just need to be bigger. Other than that, I love this look. I don't think I've ever seen silky in a hill this tall.

[Monét X Change]

I don't think so either. I mean, granted, it's a very chunky heel, but she's in that heel, and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

she's got a lot of support. I mean, the big girl's gonna need to wear a big booty.

[Monét X Change]

Sure. I think that this is a really cool look. I actually like her interpretation on this. This is. I've never seen anyone do anything like this. Be an animal and having this, like, lingerie on top of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mudonna.

[Monét X Change]

Mudana. In this really cool way. So I thought this was actually really cool. And having the squirting, titty squirting. The milk was great, and I really enjoyed this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have liked to shoot a shot out of all of them, but you take what you can get.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, girl. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This was great. This was my favorite look on the Runway.

[Monét X Change]

Let's go on to your favorite queen of the season. Ma va.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's go on the vivacious. So this performance was crickety, tickety, snickety, crazy.

[Monét X Change]

She looks like she don't want to be there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vi, you know I love you. This was wild.

[Monét X Change]

It was bad. It was bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was so monotone. This, this. And I did laugh. They kept making the chicken noises, but she probably didn't know they were going to do that.

[Monét X Change]

And, yeah, this is not very good. She looks. She didn't want to kind of be there. Like, her. Her dynamics. There was no range in her dynamics to give us the illusion that she was putting any personality or any. Anything into it. So, yeah, this was bad. And her look with that wig was crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The lace. Most of the lace on the wig was insane.

[Monét X Change]

This look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wig.

[Monét X Change]

Why is she wearing this, like, I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

don't know, this traditional Jamaican garb on the beach?

[Monét X Change]

This is not. This is not good. This is not good. Can we talk about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't have to be a jerk about it.

[Monét X Change]

Can we go on to her, her Runway look? Monae, this year?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll talk about. We'll talk about that in untucked. We'll talk about that in untucked. What's.

[Monét X Change]

Jacob has a picture. Professor Xavier. Professor Xavier. Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

This was not good. You know what? This is almost you on season eight with that fucking car you were trying to make. Yo, yo. Bob tried to make Bob for the run for the rollerblading, roller skating look, episode three. Bob was set. He was like, monet, I can make a Transformer. So for, like, three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I saw it online. My goal was to make the Transformer, which someone ended up doing on, like, some Italy, I think, or one of the seasons.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, one of those seasons.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I thought it was gonna be my Runway. So actually the infamous catsuit that I wore actually was gonna be. Was gonna be inside of it. The reveal.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I also thought it was gonna be. I was gonna wear it for. I thought. I thought. I was convinced we were going to a rolling rink.

[Monét X Change]

This is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was a challenge outfit.

[Monét X Change]

This is awesome.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And with that being said, this is not a good outfit.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. Yeah, this is not a good outfit. But she apparently had to make this for herself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll discuss this in un.

[Monét X Change]

I know. We'll talk about the details of this in. Cause I have a lot of opinions, and I need to hear what fucking this nigga has to say about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on to the judging. I mean, it was. I mean, they were judging right there in front of them. They didn't do much. I mean, Silky and Crystal, they make it seem like it's gonna be Silky and Crystal in the. In the.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the judging. So they gave it to Silk and Crystal. I would have gave it to Selena and silky. Personally.

[Monét X Change]

100%, I agree. I would. I would have did that. But Crystal, to win the challenge, her Runway look wasn't that crazy, and her challenge was not good. So I. I was completely geeked that they give Crystal the win. I mean, they did do. They did do a nice thing, and they said Crystal, Selena, and Silky. Like, they named all three of them as the top things, letting the audience know that it was down to those three. And then Selena gets chopped. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I think Silky. Silky deserved it over Crystal for sure. This lip sync, I. I can't remember. I wrote it on somebody.

[Monét X Change]

No, you mean Selena over Crystal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said the lip sync. It was pretty evenly tied until. Where does she get those fucking flags from?

[Monét X Change]

They must fold, and they had poles on them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They must fold, but they had poles on them. Cause at first, when she was trying to get out the. You know, like, when you taking off leggings or your pajamas, that's me stepping on them.

[Monét X Change]

That's me. Denim and diamonds, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she got hers off.

[Monét X Change]

She got hers off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not get my dog. I don't bring it up much, but since you bought it up, Bought it, bought it up. I bought. I use brought and bought, and I interchange them sometimes, bro.

[Monét X Change]

It's crazy. Anyway, I like this hair, by the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

way, but I know which one is when. I know you brought something with you and you bought something from the store. I know which is which.

[Monét X Change]

We don't know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just told you. You brought it with you, and you bought it from the store.

[Monét X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know the difference.

[Monét X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was I saying? I was so passionate about it.

[Monét X Change]

Silky. Yeah. I got the pants.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, they tried to take those pants off. I was at a home. Not at home. I was at pieces. What was I watching it?

[Monét X Change]

I can't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was out in public, and I was like. I was like this. Like, y'. All. I remember. I remember being in public and being like, y' all, don't look at me. I feel so embarrassed for Monet right now. And I was convinced you were going home. I was like this. I was like. I thought. Cause I remember you remember I told you I don't want spoilers.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I actually. I genuinely did not know how Monet did. Because everyone who knows me knows I genuinely hate spoilers. Anyone who knows me knows I don't fuck with spoilers. I don't do that shit. And I was like, this is the one. When it goes home, I'm so hurt. I was sad. And then you showed me. You showed me.

[Monét X Change]

But I feel for you. Don't touch me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a rough watch. Another tough watch.

[Monét X Change]

Well, centering yourself around my performance is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, it was very traumatizing for me.

[Monét X Change]

But yeah, you seemed to be proud of yourself. She struggles to take it off, but once you pull up, baby, once you pull out them gold, them gold fans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was crazy. I gotta say, Suki has a lot of really good ideas.

[Monét X Change]

Jay is about to cook.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She does have good ideas. Like, Sookie, her execution isn't always great. We know that. Like, in the perfect world, she would.

[Monét X Change]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The cones would have been bigger and she would have shot from all six utters. In the perfect world.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? But my God, like pulling the. When I tell you I rewound and I could not see where they were hiding.

[Monét X Change]

I think they had to have been on a thing that like when you pull them out, they like extended like, you know, when. You know that cleaning thing, the dusting wand. Like when you. I think when you pull, they must collapse. And then they like a thing that makes them stay straight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then her covering up Crystal was so cuntsy. I will say Crystal, it was nasty.

[Monét X Change]

Crystal in a little dog pee was cute too. Cause you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The only option you're left with is to snatch it out of her hand. Like the only opt. When you cover me up. The only option I have is to either accept it or just try to make sure it is in my hand

[Monét X Change]

and then fight on stage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then we're fighting that with Will

[Monét X Change]

Smith and Chris Rock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now we look.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I will say though, silky. Taking that little blonde ponytail and put it on her on her cornrows was crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought she looked so good. What is happening? You been what J put.

[Monét X Change]

Can you please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? Are you controlling Monet remotely? Jacob, are you controlling Monet remotely?

[Monét X Change]

Put a screen grab of silk in the lipstick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember d thinking, my gosh, she looks so beautiful and I love her hair. My thought process was Literally thinking to myself, not only does she look beautiful, I also thought to myself, God, I love her hair.

[Monét X Change]

That's crazy, Rob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How is that crazy?

[Monét X Change]

That being said, she did kill it in this lip sync.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, she looks stunning.

[Monét X Change]

No, it looks. You can see she just put a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

ponytail on her cornrows. I think it. I know she did. That's drag.

[Monét X Change]

No, that's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look, Bob, that. Go to the comments.

[Monét X Change]

It's floating on her head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Amazing.

[Jacob]

She can't show this on the stream or else it will get.

[Monét X Change]

I mean, she's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. Go to the face. I just want to read the comments.

[Monét X Change]

Her face is beautiful. I'm just saying, just slapping that blonde ponytail on her. On her cornrows as wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's. Bitch. What's wrong with cornrowing your hair back? People cornrow their hair.

[Monét X Change]

No, but you don't see the ombre into it. It just looks like you have blonde on black. It doesn't look like. It's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I need to see the comments, Jacob, because I. I already see y'.

[Monét X Change]

All. Can you stop yelling at Jacob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that she. You don't have to show them because

[Monét X Change]

I don't want them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want them to get. They know what she's like. I. I don't want to get taken down.

[Monét X Change]

Okay, word. Now, come on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I genuinely think this looks good. I genuinely like this.

[Monét X Change]

If Mikey and. And Mikey used to look. Used to look crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob, I'm with you. The siblings sold out. Bob's on Silky's payroll. Mon's on J's. Jay said ill. So you hate Monet.

[Monét X Change]

What is happening? Anyway, next topic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone said next topic.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, I. That being said, I think Silky body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're gonna post a poll. We're gonna post a poll in the Patreon.

[Jacob]

Jay wanted to know what you thought the songs had. The flags had to do with the song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The song. Neither did that. I don't know. I don't know what the song is about. I don't know. What did the dog have to do with the song? What did the wolf have to do with the song?

[Monét X Change]

I think she. I think she's just in that makeup. She just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she wasn't in the wolf makeup.

[Monét X Change]

She was.

[Jacob]

Except you mentioned that you don't like props that you. You don't like props that don't have

[Monét X Change]

anything to do with the song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it depends. It depends because this is more b.

[Monét X Change]

B. The moving goal post.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is more of a performance piece, like when it's a prop, like a purse, but when you have, like, nunchucks when you're juggling, when you are doing a hula hoop, when. When it is a. When it is a prop that is performance based as opposed to, like, my purse. And also, that performance piece was like, she had time to prepare for that, and that was what Lil Mama came with. Nene Coco came with. After all the time she had to prepare her big move. Her big Sasha velour flower petals was a talking purse, whereas Suki's like, this is what I do. This is her version of whatever the girls be doing when they do their. The worm or the coffee grinder or the grab.

[Monét X Change]

It's called punching the ghost or the splits.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's her thing.

[Monét X Change]

All right, we should.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Before we wrap, I want to say right now, here where the points stand. April 1st, Ora Mayori. 2. Crystal Versace, Crystal Method. 5.

[Monét X Change]

5.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Already she's merging.

[Monét X Change]

Has she earned the five she earned? I think she earned three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Selena won silky four by one. So we already know off rip crystals Mercy, right?

[Monét X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Either first or second place.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, definitely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And now no one's gonna give Silky or Crystal a point going forward. I don't think so. Silky or Crystal have to win next week. Next week to merge.

[Monét X Change]

Crystal will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. And it's makeovers, and people love a crystal makeover.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, it's great. She kills it well every time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think Silky's gonna do well on makeover, to be honest.

[Monét X Change]

I don't know that. Why? Why? Why? Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just don't. I think that's Okie's really good at doing makeup on her face, but not necessarily. I don't know. Actually, I don't remember her.

[Monét X Change]

How did she do it her first time with Evie or the second time

[Bob the Drag Queen]

or the third time or the fourth time?

[Monét X Change]

No. How did she do it with Evie and all of them? Who did she make over? Who did they do on season 11? I don't remember.

[Jacob]

Anyway, on season 11, they did. I think it was basketball players or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The basketball women.

[Monét X Change]

No, that was All Stars. Oh, see,

[Jacob]

Crystal was on 12.

[Monét X Change]

No, she was on 11 with Evie. Oddly, no.

[Jacob]

Crystal Method was on season 12.

[Monét X Change]

Crystal Method. I'm talking about Silky's first.

[Jacob]

Oh, Silky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't remember.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, we don't remember. Anyway, so Silky wins a lip sync.

[Jacob]

I don't think there was a makeover challenge on 11.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, maybe not.

[Jacob]

Or it was other drag queens. It was other drag queens because Silky did her eyebrows with Sharpie and there was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Silky has done four seasons of drag. We never remember being like, my God, her makeover eight.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah. Who is. Who do you think is winning this bracket yet? They just have two going on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's going to be crystal and either silky or I think Selena might pull it out.

[Monét X Change]

That's what I'm saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Selena might pull it out.

[Monét X Change]

Tbh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. All right. Yeah. We're going to hop over to Untucked.

[Monét X Change]

Let's talk about Bob's best friend. Shading, vivacious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're also going to talk about Patagonia.

[Monét X Change]

And we're going to talk about something else. Oh, apparently, we were brought up at Roscoe's and we're going to watch the clip. Girl, we got brought up at Roscoe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was on SNL last night.

[Monét X Change]

Night. Were you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a picture. My brother takes me go. There's a picture on snl.

[Monét X Change]

Yeah, apparently, girl, they brought us up at Roscoe's and it was the whole thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, let's talk about it.

[Monét X Change]

Let's talk about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See you there, everyone.