Sibling Watchery - Drag Race All Stars Season 7 - Episode 10

Summary

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Sibling Watchery - Drag Race All Stars Season 7, Episode 10

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob The Drag Queen
Date: October 31, 2022

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Watchery brings Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen together for a hilarious, accent-filled dissection of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 7, Episode 10. The duo analyzes the much-awaited "Kennedy Davenport Center Honors" roast and the "lights on the runway" themed main stage, offers behind-the-scenes insights, debates the judges’ choices, roasts the queens’ looks and performances, and ends with a Drag Race-themed Scattergories game.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Banter: Accents, Music, & Personal Tangents (01:05–08:10)

• Pop Music Chat:
  • Ava Max and Dua Lipa serve as the episode's warm-up, with both hosts admitting surprise at how many Ava Max songs they know.
  • “Ava Max is one of those folks like Dua Lipa. You’d be like, ‘Oh, I know a lot of Ava Max songs! I didn’t realize I knew all these Ava Max songs.’” – Monét (01:26)
• Personal Update:
  • Bob shares recent struggles, including being a victim of identity theft.
    “I had a very rough month... I found out that I’m a victim of identity theft.” – Bob (03:06)
  • Bob recounts a story about someone skimming credit cards with a Pringles can (03:12).
• Chemistry:
  • Monét mentions how Bob's goofiness reminds her of Marvin, a British choreographer and friend (04:29).
  • Live call made to Marvin to showcase his real accent and personality, highlighting the duo’s penchant for wild tangents and in-jokes (06:07–07:44).

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Drag Race All Stars S7 E10 – Episode Breakdown

Raja Getting Blocked: Real or Fake? (08:53–10:58)

• Raja’s Motivation: Bob confirms Raja genuinely wanted to be blocked, believing there was a secret advantage:
  “She really thought that being blocked would reveal something that all of us knew that she didn’t... she was really shocked when she came back in.” – Bob (09:08)

The Lip Sync: Spoken Word First (11:35–14:20)

• Designing Women Monologue:
  • Bob expresses pride in being part of Drag Race herstory with the first spoken word lip sync: “For us to get a chance to do it on Drag Race was amazing... it’s like opening up people just with a different facet of drag that just didn’t know was a thing.” – Bob (11:35)
• Mix Naming:
  • Monét jokes about Queens naming their remixes, e.g., “Kitten’s Revenge” or “Bob’s Booty” (13:32).

Pre-Challenge Drama: Roasts & Rumors (14:37–15:41)

• The queens speculate about twists, extra stars, and the ever-changing rules: “There might have been some sort of wraparound, there might have been some sort of extra stars…chattery stars, all kinds of random stars popping up.” – Monét (09:38)

Mini Challenge: The Pit Crew Balloon “Smash” (15:10–18:57)

• The balloon humping order-determining mini challenge is a comedic highlight.
• Bob chooses Bruno and describes him as “so hot…statuesque, beautiful, always smells good.” (17:19)
• Raja ends up first in the performance order, Vivienne is last.

Roast Predictions & Prep (18:57–21:27)

• Who’s funny?
  • Both hosts agree Jinkx is the roast favorite, but Vivienne impressed Bob with her comedic timing (19:04, 22:09).
  • Trinity’s shaky history with roasts is dissected, with Bob and Monét reminiscing on her past struggles but noting her improvement this season (20:20, 21:02).
  • Jada is expected to do less well, as she’s “funny, but never when she wants to be… always on accident.” – Monét (22:22)

The Alliance is Dead (24:00)

• Monét pokes fun at the now-pointless mid-season alliances:
  “Ladies, it’s episode 10. No one's joining your group. It’s done. It’s done.”

Jinkx’s Neuroticism (24:28–25:27)

• Both hosts share that Jinkx overthinks every outcome: “Everyone who was friends with Jinkx… knows she’s completely, she’s very, very neurotic.” – Bob (25:02)

Kennedy Davenport Center Honors: Production & Details (26:04–28:11)

• Wintergreen’s return as an “honorary Ru girl” is praised.
• The elevated set and staging get special mention; Bob explains logistical difficulties with his tight outfit, leading to out-of-order seating.

Roast Recap: Who Slayed? (28:11–29:38)

• Top Standouts:
  • Jinkx, Raja, and Monét get the hosts’ nod for the strongest sets.
  • “My favorite joke of the night was when Jinkx Monsoon said: ‘let’s just be cousins’ about Trinity. I’ve never heard a joke like that before.” – Monét (28:42)
• She Devil by Night Recap:
  • Bob and Monet discuss Yvie’s roast joke referencing Trinity’s infamous Reddit profile, providing context for Drag Race fans (29:20–30:16).

Runway: Lights on the Runway (32:24–41:41)

• Production Notes:
  • Bob reveals production tested and optimized each light-up look in advance:
    “We each had to put our outfits together and to see how long it would take us… they wanted to test to give each person adequate time.” – Bob (32:24)
• Runway Reviews:
  • Raja: “Absolutely stunning… incredible… this is a shoot if there ever was a shoot.” – Monét (33:40)
  • Yvie Oddly: “This is my favorite look Yvie has ever done ever, ever. She looks amazing.” – Monét (34:48)
  • Shea Couleé: “She matches everything from H to T… an excellent job.” – Bob (35:38)
  • Jinkx: “One of the smartest… so good… solid, solid look, though I wish she would have done updo hair.” – Bob (37:20–37:42)
  • The Viv: “She’s giving Icarus… I really enjoy this wig!” – Bob (38:27)
  • Trinity: “Not one of my favorites, but I like her silhouette… It got so hot it almost burned her back.” – Bob (39:41)
  • Monét: “Not bright. It’s not shining. You look stunning with the lights on, but not so much with the lights off.” – both (40:22–40:35)
  • Jada: “Ambitious mermaid, but wished for more light on the bodice.” – both (41:23)

Results & Judging: Strange Choices (41:53–46:11)

• Top Two Disagreement:
  • Both feel Trinity’s spot was more about improvement than outright humor. Monét:
    "Does Trinity get to be graded on a curve whilst everyone else is graded on... the same litmus?" (43:00)
  • Bob would have preferred himself or Raja in the top.
• Lip Sync:
  • The Ava Max lip sync is called a disaster, spawning a string of UK political jokes.
    "This was absurd… I honestly believe the Prime Minister quit this week because of this performance." – Monét (44:03)
• Jinx’s Win:
  • Both find the win odd, feeling Trinity did better in the lip sync:
    "Outright... Trinity definitely smashed it in turn because Jinx was just not doing a good job." – Bob (44:23)

Rules Update

• No More Blocking: RuPaul announces the blocking twist is over, to the relief of the queens (47:14–47:38).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Raja’s Block:
  “She was really upset. She really wanted to get some type of advantage… and it was all a hoax started by Shea.” – Bob (10:23)
• On Alliances:
  “No one's joining your group. It’s done.” – Monét (24:01)
• Jinkx’s Roasting:
  “My favorite joke of the night was when Jinx Monsoon said…‘let’s just be cousins’…” – Monét (28:42)
• Runway Reactions:
  “Raja had this look, and I would say it looked better in the theater than you've seen here in the pictures or you saw on screen.” – Bob (33:43)

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Game Time: Drag Race Scattergories (53:01–58:53)

• Jacob leads a Scattergories-style game where Bob and Monét race to name Drag Race queens for each letter of the alphabet.
• Points are awarded for unique answers, revealing their competitive sides and deep knowledge of Drag Race trivia.

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:05–08:10]: Banter, music, and identity theft story
• [08:53–10:58]: Raja’s blocking drama
• [11:35–14:20]: First spoken word lip sync and Drag Race mix naming
• [15:10–18:57]: Pit Crew mini challenge & order
• [19:04–22:22]: Pre-roast predictions; judging the comedy
• [24:00–25:27]: On alliances and Jinkx’s overthinking
• [26:04–28:11]: Kennedy Davenport Center Honors production details
• [28:11–29:38]: Roast standouts and best jokes
• [32:24–41:41]: Runway discussion – all the looks
• [41:53–46:11]: Debate on top two, lip sync, and strange judging
• [53:01–58:53]: Drag Race Scattergories game

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Tone & Language

Hilarious, irreverent, and full of sharp wit—a blend of friendly shade, deep Drag Race insight, and chaotic inside jokes. The hosts oscillate between British, Scottish, and various other accents, regularly derailing into laughter and outlandish riffing. Both critique and celebrate Drag Race with equal parts warmth and mischief.

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Summary

This episode is a masterclass in comedic recap as Bob and Monét serve roasts as hot as the queens themselves. They skewer production secrets, judge the highs and lows of the roast challenge and "lights on the runway," and throw shade at the judging panel’s choices. The episode closes with a playful Scattergories competition, all bundled up in a collection of accents that range across the UK and beyond. For Drag Race devotees or anyone who loves behind-the-drag insights delivered with candor and camp, it’s a can't-miss listen.

Transcript

[Jacob]

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[Bob]

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[Jacob]

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[Monet]

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[Bob]

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[Bob]

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[Bob]

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[Monet]

1-800-contacts.

[Bob]

Question. Are you into Ava Max?

[Monet]

I only know. I think I only know one song by Ava Max and it's the one from this episode.

[Bob]

No, Bob, you know, there's one that you know very well that's very special to us.

[Monet]

What?

[Bob]

Oh, she's sweet, but a psycho. Oh, that's Ava Max. It is Ava Max.

[Monet]

Ava Max is one of those folks like Dua Lipa. You'd be like, oh, I know a lot of Ava Max songs. I didn't realize I knew all these Ava Max songs.

[Bob]

Can I tell you, I'm such a late bloomer and I realize this. To the Dua Lipa Future nostalgia album. What a great album of music. I'm so glad I missed that concert.

[Monet]

Don't go out, hallucinate. Don't stop caring about me now. Oh, what she said, bitch. When Dua Lipa Said did a full 180, I was like, honestly, this is great.

[Bob]

The whole album from top to bottom is such a good album. I really missed out on that.

[Monet]

When Dua Lipa Said did a full 180, I really felt that in my spirit that bitch can write some music she had. Diamond has this great lyric in her fucking song, smile. And I'm going through some stuff right now in my life and this really spoke to my soul. She said. She said, I'm on the bright side of a breakdown. I was like, oh my, that is such a great. That just a simple lyric would just like catch you off guard. I'd be like, not the bright side of a breakdown. Oh, My God, this is great. Like, yeah, you still going through. I don't know if I told you this, Monet, but I recently. Oh, I did tell you this. I recently found out about some. Let me just write down. Anyone. Anyone. I've had a very rough month. Maybe one day, I'll tell you all about this month. Right now, it's too fucking much. I had a very rough month and I found out at the end. I mean, the month's not even over. There's. Wait, gauge more. I found out that I'm a victim of identity theft.

[Bob]

I know.

[Monet]

I was like, of all months. This one, this one.

[Bob]

Especially these days. I remember seeing this ABC special about. They were walking around on the streets of New York and this guy had a Pringles can. The person who was working for abc, the special correspondent, he had a Pringles can. And he cut a hole at the bottom of it and he put a toilet paper roll through it and connected a wire in some way. Just doing that. He was able to, like, point it around and just get people's credit card information. And I was like, what? It's two pieces of paper. Like, just by some crazy special fucking. I'm like, so, yeah, that shit. But you got it resolved, though. You're getting your money back.

[Monet]

Yeah, And I had to go to the bank today, change my account number. So now I have to. So now I have to go back. And by the way, I'm gonna be finding out over the next couple months when all my shit's getting cut off, I'm gonna realize what I didn't update. Oh, we in the dark.

[Bob]

Jacob.

[Monet]

No, Jacob pays a light bill. But I'd be like, oh, you know, we're getting thrown out the mortgage, my Spotify won't work, the car's getting repoed.

[Bob]

Like, oh, I gotta change, like, all your car. That's the annoying part of getting your idea. Your stuff. You losing your stuff or getting stolen. You have to replenish all of your stuff. But this is not rivalry, Bob. This is sibling wachery. Now, you've been gone for a minute from Wattery, so we're happy to have you back.

[Monet]

But you do a few episodes without me.

[Bob]

We did. We did a few.

[Monet]

Sometimes you remind me of my friend Marvin.

[Bob]

Sometimes Marvin Brown, the choreographer. The very beautiful man from British.

[Monet]

Really? Yes. He's from British. Yes. Now, sometimes, like, the way you be, like, goofing off is so the way Marvin does it. I'm like, like, Marvin.

[Bob]

Marvin that I met.

[Monet]

The choreographer. Yeah, the very tall British Guy. He's like six three. The guy from British. Tall, bald, British guy. We really.

[Bob]

I remind you of Marvin. That's so interesting.

[Monet]

It's the way I'll goof off. Like, Marvin does this thing. Marvin needs to do this thing. And we're. I mean, practically every episode we're here, where he would come over to Layla McQueen while doing my makeup, and he'd go, rod, is there anything you want me to do? You want me to take over from here? I mean, like, every. No one ever laughed at this, by the way. Every time, he'd be like. Or you want me to take off? You want me to do the eyebrows or what? You want. You want to do the liner and I'll do the nose. That's not a good Marvin impersonation at all. Yeah.

[Bob]

I was like, why Marvin sound like that?

[Monet]

That's not. Not how he sounds. Let me zone. Let in me zoom.

[Bob]

Let me see if I can get

[Monet]

Marvin on the phone so I can hear how Marvin sounds without me doing a terrible impersonation of him. I'm on the podcast Marvin H. Brown. Also Marvin. Marvin directed my music video Black, which is coming out November 4th. So if y' all want to see some of Marvin's remarkable work.

[Bob]

What are you doing on Monday for Halloween? Are you going to be in town? I think so.

[Monet]

I was going to go to Atlanta, but I don't think I can

[Bob]

because

[Monet]

my mom's birthday is Hallows Eve.

[Bob]

Why can't you go?

[Monet]

Because I have work. My mom's turning 60. You should go, Marvin. Wow. You know, I stopped calling people on the podcast for a very long time for this reason, and. Okay, Marvin, you're on the podcast before you start talking. Oh, my gosh.

[Jacob]

Hello.

[Bob]

Oh, my gosh.

[Monet]

Marvin, we were just talking about you. Oh, no. Good things or bad things? Well, I did an impersonation of you, and I want people to know how you really sound. Let me see her. Let me hear you impress this quickly. I was like. I was like. I was like, whenever Layla does my makeup, you go, all right, you want me to do the brows? Or what do you want me to do a little bit eyeliner? Or what do you want me to do? Foundation? Who you first name? That's you.

[Bob]

That's not Marvin.

[Monet]

That's not me. Well, can you just ask Layla McQueen what. What part of the makeup she wants she needs help with? All right, well, what would I say to Layla? What. What can I say?

[Bob]

Do you need?

[Monet]

Would you say every episode, bitch? You'd be like, what will Help with the brows, A little help with the eyeliner. No, I don't say that. I'd be like, hi, Layla. So basically, what I want is just like, a heavy. What I want.

[Bob]

Wait, what part of. What part of London is Marvin from? London and what part.

[Monet]

Deep contour on the lip. Monet wants to know what part of London you're from. Where am I from? Yeah. West London. Hanwell, Ealing, Broadway.

[Bob]

So. So. So he has a West London accent, so.

[Monet]

Yep. Do you. Is your. Is your accent typical of West London? Yeah, I've got, like, a West London accent.

[Jacob]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob]

See, Marvin, mine is send me a

[Monet]

picture of yourself and I'll put it on the screen so everyone can see who's talking while you're talking. I love you. We got to go. Bye, bye, Bye, bye.

[Bob]

Yeah, as I thought. So a lot of West Londoners, they. They, like, back at home, when they speak, they, like. They're like, kind of go deeper. So that's very typical of Western London. But over in. In southeast, we talk more forward, so we're like, yeah, hello. Like, if you can hear the difference.

[Monet]

And it's very West London, bitch, you mispronounce East New York. All right, let's get into the episode.

[Jacob]

Can we. Can we do the rest of this watchery in English accents?

[Monet]

I will never do the whole thing. I won't be able to do the whole thing. All right, we're doing episode 10. Roy, we're doing episode 10. Why do you.

[Bob]

You the most. We're doing that. First of all, you start yelling.

[Monet]

I talk my. I'm not asking you to talk the way you talk. It's the way I talk. I yell when I'm. When I'm speaking in American accent. Well, what. I do it in a British accent.

[Bob]

No, you don't. But normally when you're talking in American accent. But, you know, you speak normally, but when you go British.

[Monet]

I'm not. I'm not trying to regulate the way you talk in a British accent. So don't regulate the way I'm doing it.

[Bob]

Right. All right, babes.

[Jacob]

All right.

[Bob]

All right, babes.

[Monet]

All right, episode 10. All right, so on this episode, at the top of the episode, Roger has been blocked, right? She wants to be blocked. And is it true that she really. I can't do the whole episode like this. Is it true that she really didn't. Is it true that she really. Did she really want to get blocked?

[Bob]

Yes. So I believe that Raja really wanted to get blocked because she really thought that we were like, that There was this big secret that she wasn't part of so from. So she really was like, please block me, because again, this is the all winners. There were tricks and tents. There were tricks and turns everywhere that we went. So she really thought that being blocked would reveal something that all of us knew that she didn't. So she really wanted to, and she was really shocked when she came back in. She was not acting. When she did the whole walk around and she walked to the mirror and came back, she was really upset because she was really deceived by the rest of us.

[Monet]

Well, also, to be fair, in Raj's defense, we had no way of knowing if by the end of the episode or the end of the season, there might have been some sort of a wraparound, there might have been some sort of extra stars. We're getting extra stars. There's chattery stars. There's all kinds of, like, random stores popping up all over the place. So we never know. And obviously, the moment Roger realizes that there's no. She's mad, she walks all the way across the other side of room, marches away back over there. She's. I don't know if she was, like, really mad or if she was, like, pretending to be, but she looked right pissed, not drunk, but, like, mad. Was she mad? Was she a want? She.

[Bob]

You know, she was really upset. As I said before, she's really upset. She was really. She really wanted to get some type of advantage or. Or something that.

[Monet]

That.

[Bob]

That she didn't get, because it was all a hoax and started by Shea. Episode one. Well, episode two, technically, Shay made this thing up, and we all carried it through all the way to the end.

[Monet]

Raja's angry. She's. Her wigs all higgledy piggledy. She's like, right in the bad moves. I'm like, Roger's. She's like. She's outside fucking lighting up a fag, pulling her trousers up. She takes the lift up to the first floor. She's out of a mine.

[Bob]

We don't have any lifts on Drag Race, Bob. You know that.

[Monet]

There's a lift. You didn't get the access to it, right? My. All right, love. So then it. I'm Scottish now. At this point, Jinx has the most challenge. At this point, Jinx has the most challenge wins. And she's just now want. Now you and Jinx Monsoon have just lip synced the first. The first spoken word lip sync of the Intoya franchise, which is respectable.

[Bob]

Yeah. You know, and I'm really happy that I got to do It. Because here's the thing. As you know, I've done Designing Women. I've done that monologue for a long time. And for them. For us to get a chance to do on Drag Us was amazing. But also. So I've done a few. About a handful of club gigs after. And when I. When you do these numbers at clubs, and for me, the spoken word monologue, people really, really, really love it. And I think, you know, because it opened up a lot to Designing Women, to spoken word. I think even though it's very commonplace for us to do it in, you know, in. In our drag, we did a lot of spoken word. A lot of people have made. Have maybe not seen it. So people. It's like opening up people just with a different facet of drag that just didn't know was a thing. And I love doing it. I just did it. I had to do a makeup gig at this. At. In Ohio, in Cleveland.

[Monet]

What do you mean? What do you mean, a makeup gig? A makeup gig.

[Bob]

A gig that I. A gig that I had to cancel from before. Like, I thought that you meant, like

[Monet]

you're sitting there putting on your eyeshadow in front of a room.

[Bob]

No, no, no, no. It was a gig that I had to make from a previous engagement. I had to cancel for whenever.

[Monet]

And what did you cancel?

[Bob]

I think it was a Covid or it was. Or Drag Race, something. I had to cancel before about a year or two ago. And so. And it was for opening of a club, and I did my Designing Women, what is called Don't Ring a Marjorie. It starts with Designing Women, and then it goes into Don't Randomite Parade by Lea Michele. And people really go up. They really love it.

[Monet]

Well, a lot of people don't know this, but a lot of drag queens in New York City, when you're putting your. When you're making your mixes right, you give them names. You give them names. What are you about to say?

[Bob]

I thought because you know, that number, you've made fun of me before. Like, I have. I, I on the target and wham, boom. And I have a little sound effect. I have a lot of sound effects in that number.

[Monet]

One shot, one gunshot and bamboo. I am the target and web ding. One for without horseback, 1/3 of the valve will go clank. No, but in New York City, a lot of Queens, where we're making all mixes, we give them these names. So I put my name in each one. So when my name was Kitten, I had numbers like, like Kitten's Revenge or Bob's Booty or anyway, stuff like that. So now after this, Jinx and Jada are in the lead. It's obvious that Jinx is gonna be in the top.

[Bob]

But I. I mean, no, not this one yet.

[Monet]

No. Jinx has a four wins, mate. Four.

[Bob]

No, she has three.

[Monet]

Four. Oh, four.

[Bob]

Four, four. Yeah. Yeah, but she has four win for three stars. Yeah, correct.

[Monet]

Yeah, but she's in the least obviously going to be in the finale. But I did suspect some odd behavior, some extra stars or some. Something like going to be, you know, a little extra in it, obviously. Spoiler alert. It happened next episode. So.

[Bob]

Yeah, so. So, yeah, so Jinx and Jada have the most stars. And so this episode. Here's. So I said it before, in last episode, this episode, these next two. I was coming into episode 10, I was like, I have to win this one. If I win this one, definitely, I'd have four wins and I'll definitely be going to the finale. And then when we later we thought Ru comes in, he does the roommail and he says, it's a roast. I was like, oh, I'm absolutely going to smash it. And I'm going to win this episode as well. Two in a row. I really did.

[Monet]

So you're pretty confident going into it now. Okay, so I want to talk about this mini challenge. It's so funny.

[Bob]

Like, so hot.

[Monet]

So I, I hate that they didn't let Jinx give them. Like, Jinx wanted a bottom for. Yeah, for the guy. But they, they. I don't know. They made it. They. They forced Jinx the top, which no

[Bob]

one has ever done before. No one wants into top. Everyone wants at the bottom. So, yeah, we, we. We had to smash.

[Monet]

Famously topped a New York City drag queen.

[Bob]

Was she New York City? I thought she was.

[Monet]

Wasn't it Jinx was she talk. She, she, she. I don't know if she topped. No, she did top.

[Bob]

Magnolia.

[Monet]

Magnolia. She talked about on tour, but she famously, in New York City, topped a very popular New York City drag queen who was.

[Bob]

Was. Was it Holy Day?

[Monet]

No.

[Bob]

Who?

[Monet]

You know, Jinx.

[Bob]

Top two.

[Monet]

Anyway.

[Bob]

Wait, really?

[Monet]

Oh, really? Famously.

[Jacob]

Okay.

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[Bob]

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[Monet]

Which one did you hump? I can't remember. You chose Bruno or the other one?

[Bob]

Bruno. I got to hunt Bruno.

[Monet]

Which I want to touch him.

[Bob]

All right, Bruno, first of all, he always smells so good, and he's always pretty, you know, glazed up. And the thing about Bruno, he's also very, like. Have you ever seen him around in weho, like, at any of the clubs?

[Monet]

Yeah, he's standing on full head and shoulders above everyone else in the crowd, obviously.

[Bob]

Yeah. He's so sweet, and he's. Bruno is so hot. It was just a very.

[Monet]

On the pit stop, I said I would have chosen Bryce, but I just felt bad because everyone chose Bruno. So I was like, oh, de prize. But I was like, Paul Pry. Like, every. Everyone is like, well, Bruno.

[Bob]

I mean, Bruno, he's a God. He is statuesque. He's beautiful.

[Monet]

He's built quite nicely. I just. It's hard to knock over. So this is apparently determining the order, and Raja's first and the vivid is last.

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah. And everyone. And everyone else feels in. In between there and. Which I think is a pretty fair way to choose. Now, I don't remember if we got to choose our balloons or if. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think. Yeah, because they don't. So when you. So, oh, we went in the order that we were lined up to talk to Ru, and if they don't choose that order for us, like, we go in that order that, like, whatever. Order that we. That you. You know, you. You stand up. So it was pretty random. You know, there are all these conspiracy theories about how these things get chosen. And this one was a pretty. Like, I don't see any way that they could predict what the order was. It was completely spontaneous.

[Monet]

So going into the challenge, who do you think is the funniest? Like, who's like. Well, this was the one look out for.

[Bob]

Okay, two minds before going into a roast, just doing the haters roast with Jinkx Monsoon. Jinkx on the haters roast with Mary and Peter. She would always smash it. She was extremely Funny. So Jinx, going into the season, I thought that Jinkx would have really been the biggest competition. But being there and seeing how well Vivienne did, like, for example, like we said it before, I thought Vivian should have won the speeches. And seeing, like, Vivienne's comedic timing, I thought that she would be my biggest competition because I really grew to respect and really like the Viv as a comedian. I think she was very funny.

[Monet]

I think Those are my 10 who want the speeches.

[Bob]

It was Raja and Jinx, right?

[Monet]

Oh, yeah. And that's when they did better in color.

[Bob]

Better in color.

[Monet]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Monet]

The Lizzo song.

[Bob]

The Lizzo song, which I was really bummed Lizzo didn't do that at her. At her concert. I really wanted to see it.

[Monet]

Why was my. She didn't do Worship, which is my favorite Lizzo song song.

[Bob]

Worship Me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Monet]

Great song. So anyway, Trinity has a very sordid past with Roast, which goes down three rows. She's done a roast on every season of Drag Race. She's been on.

[Bob]

Yeah, she has. And, you know, and she has never done. Well, the first one was.

[Monet]

Well, no. Did you not watch the end of the episode? Obviously, she did great this episode. Obviously.

[Bob]

I knew that. But in the gun.

[Monet]

Americans, guns.

[Bob]

Is. Is there a way to laugh British? No.

[Monet]

I think I want to switch over to a little bit of Alan Carr. I can't do this. I can't do the podcast like Alan. So I'm here. I am waiting for the Vivian to go up. Right. And I'm realizing Trinity, she's not never done. I can't. I can't do other part. He actually talks that way. Isn't it wild?

[Bob]

Well, the thing about Trinity in season nine, it's pretty bad. And then the season In All Stars 4, it was really bad because she wanted to do a character like, for her, she needs to do a character to really think she can sink her teeth in. But in season All Stars 4, that crying thing didn't work out for her very well. But, you know, we'll see what happens later. She apparently. Well, we'll talk about your opinions in a second. But who do you think is the funniest going into the thing about.

[Monet]

Well, she wasn't great on the Haters rails either. I found out. Apparently Fox was saying she wasn't doing great on the Haters Rose, which is.

[Bob]

And you wrote. You wrote some jokes for her, but

[Monet]

she wasn't delivering them, right?

[Bob]

Yeah, she wasn't.

[Monet]

The thing is, if I'm making you A pizza, but you deliver it upside down, it's not going to be a good pizza.

[Bob]

Okay, so going into the rides, who do you believe is the funniest one?

[Monet]

It's gonna be Jinx. Monsoon. Jinx is really good with writing down material. She's great with. She's just good at. This is really her bag. So I'm expecting her to do well. I'm expecting you to do well, or I'm expecting the Vivian to do well.

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah, same. I was thinking the same thing as well. Who do you think would do the

[Monet]

worst almost back in Trinity to be the worst Trinity, because, you know, because we.

[Bob]

We've never seen Jada or.

[Monet]

No, no, sorry, sorry. Skipping to Brighton to say sorry. Actually, I'm realizing Jada. Jada is funny, but never when she wants to be. It's always on accident. It's always an accident when she's funny. And I'm like, all right, Jay. Like, when she has to do, like, something scripted, when she has to do, like, writing her own material, she's. She never does a great job. So. And honestly, she did about how I expected she. She'd do in this episode. Like, if she hadn't acknowledged that she was doing poorly, it would have been really, really hard to watch.

[Bob]

Well, you know, also, Bob, I have to say, I have to be honest, I forgot my train of thought as I was saying what I was going to say to you. So I just.

[Monet]

Because you're trying to speak in a British accent, you're trying to keep up with us. That's what I'm hopping all around. That's why I'm moving all around with more accent.

[Bob]

Okay, I remember now. So sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.

[Monet]

You're trying to get your thoughts together. It's hard. I understand. But. Okay, I'll just keep going. So Trinity's going in and they're talking all about this, her having a hard time. It's like the. It seems a little bit obvious that either she's going to do a really good job, a really shit job. Like, obviously it's going to be one or the other because of the way that the edit is happening. And so as I'm watching it, but then also you and Trinity keep doing your alliance thing.

[Bob]

The alliance, darling.

[Monet]

Ladies, it's episode 10. No one's joining. No one's joining your group. It's done. It's done.

[Bob]

But you know what? It is like, again, we don't know what surprises, what tricks might be coming up that Vroux is going to do. So it's just better being safe than sorry, love. Like, you want to make sure you have something concrete to stand on or should be standing on nothing, you know, which is a great parable that my grandmama would tell me.

[Monet]

Your mommy. Now, I'm also annoyed that Jinx Monsoon is doing these. All these weird scenario. She's sometimes so insecure that it's a little bit hard to deal with. And she's like, well, maybe if Mom Nai WINS the next 18 episodes, and then if Yvie, if I break my ankle and it's like, you're going to the finale, like, just. Just, like, don't be. Just be cool about it, you know?

[Bob]

But, you know, to know Jinx, everyone who was friends with Jinx, you know it, I know it. A lot of the girls who have toured with Jinx know she's completely. She's very, very neurotic. And, you know, I painted. I've said this a couple of times this season. I was the one who would always have to hear it, how she would run through all these scenarios, like, about anything when we would be there, and I'd be like, girl, Gail, you're going to the finale. You know, So I agree. But Drinks is very hyper neurotic about everything.

[Monet]

Are you from Liverpool now?

[Bob]

No, just, you know, again, my mummy, she. Her father was from Liverpool. So sometimes I just say Gayle, because it just makes sense to the family.

[Monet]

All right, now, another thing I want to talk about with you here is Wintergreen comes out at the top of the episode or at the top of the Rose. I love to see Wintergreen come out. She's absolutely hilarious. She's one of the people that we've absolutely loved to see from the Drag Race franchise who's not actually one of the Ryu girls, an honorary Rue Girl, so to speak. Oh, absolutely love her.

[Bob]

What'd you think of the Kennedy of calling it the Kennedy Davenport Center Honors?

[Monet]

It is absolutely hilarious.

[Bob]

Yeah, I agree. Are you northern from Belfast?

[Monet]

A little bit of Northern Ireland, but also a little bit of Scotland. My father's from Scotland. Right. So I say hilarious, but also my mother is from. Is from Belfast.

[Bob]

Belfast, yeah.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Northern Ireland. Yep, yep, yep. You're right. You're right. But Belfast is Northern Ireland, darling.

[Monet]

Yeah. So, all right. So, of course, the insignia that I have on the top. On the front of the. On the front of the site, it's absolutely hilarious. It's got a picture of Kitten the Davenport's face on it. And obviously, for those of you who don't Know in America they have something called the Kennedy center owners. And this is obviously sort of a bit. And I guess Jasmine Kennedy hadn't had enough wet under the nose to be part of the Jasmine Kennedy center honors award.

[Bob]

Yeah. Because this season had just finished filming. We haven't had time to know. Okay. When Jasmine was. So hope in the future with honor ho as well. Yeah.

[Monet]

There is a clear. Lot of. It's clear that there's a lot of. What is the word I'm looking for? Budget. Yeah. For each. For this season, the daises where you all are sitting down in the areas. It looks so nice. Like, it looks like you're elevated a couple of feet off the ground.

[Bob]

Yeah. So fun fact about that. So we were elevated. But the dress that I'm wearing is so tight. Like I could not. I like the dress was so skin tight. Pencil dress. I. They had to. And where I was originally sitting where Jada was sitting. But that's exactly where RuPaul's camera is. So when we went to go sit down, my big ass, like Audrey is just too big. And I could not scooch over enough. So I had to swap me and Jada, which is why I was the only one. Me and Jada were the only ones sitting out of order because I couldn't sit there and I couldn't sit all the way down because my dress is so tight. So I was basically being propped up like a two bit whore. Because I couldn't lay down sit down flat. I had to kind of just lean against the back.

[Monet]

Oh, I didn't even notice. All right. Okay. The new let's talk about the roost. So as we get into the roost, there's a couple of great moments for me. The top three are, in all honesty, Jinx, which I expected from the beginning. Raja, which I did not expect from the beginning. And Monet X Change. So I had to sweep out the Viv and put in Raja. Her set was hilarious.

[Bob]

Yeah, Raja was really good. I did again, I was very pleasantly surprised. Her set was really good.

[Monet]

In probably my favorite joke of the night was when Jinx Monsoon said, all right, let's just be cousins. Like when she said Trinity let down her ex Gray, and she said, all right, let's just be cousins. And I was like, honestly, I've never heard that. I've never heard a joke like that before. I've never. A lot of jokes roast jokes. You just hear the same jokes over and over. Regurgitated, take out the noun, put in the new proper noun, and it's just the same joke, but this one I've never heard before. It was hilarious. I absolutely love that one. There were just some great jokes throughout the.

[Ad]

Oh, oh.

[Bob]

So something that happened. So, Yvie. So when Evie went to go do her Roset, she made a she never by night joke. So she tweeted about it on. On Twitter. She talks about the she'd ever by night joke. And then she had her. So you saw Shay and I were sitting next to each other, and I forget what the joke was. Jacob, if maybe you can pull it up, we can read it here to the camera in case people forgot. And she made the joke and as she said it, because, you know, when we filmed it, this was filmed in summer 2021. So it's kind of like the height of the she devil stuff with Trinity.

[Monet]

Oh, that's right.

[Bob]

So when she said it, as soon as she finished, Shay and I both grabbed each other's knees, and we grabbed the knees and I said, oh, my God. And then that's what happened.

[Jacob]

Trinity is known by many as a pageant queen, a perfectionist, or a profile named she Devil by night. But to me, she'll always just be a prostitute.

[Bob]

So Shay and I got a real big tickle, a really big gag out of that one. Cause it was really funny.

[Monet]

Well, she's like. She's got a great sense of humor about the whole thing. And I believe that for the Georgian of the outfits, I'm going to take a skip over the pond, but not over the Pacific. I'm gonna head over to Australia.

[Bob]

Okay. So shall we get into the looks?

[Monet]

Absolutely, mate. Taking a look at Michelle, I mean, Michelle Visage is just absolutely, mate. Michelle Visage has turned down a lot of. She's not in, like. I love it, mate. She's not. I'm trying to get this accent. She's not really doing, like the. The crazy Drake like she used to do. She's really.

[Bob]

She's just.

[Monet]

She's. She's so, so toned down these days. I'm going back to Scotland. She's so toned down that, like, her drag is just like. She's dressing like a witch, dressing in all black. Like, she works like she's the manager of a mask counter.

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah, I agree. And I love RuPaul's dress. Sometimes RuPaul wears a certain thing and it looks like he has torpedoed titties. Like he has, like, torpedo breaths. Like, sometimes they just look really, really, really pointy. And I think I quite fancy it. I think it looks great.

[Monet]

No, you're correct. RuPaul's tits. RuPaul's tits are sitting right up. They're protruding. It's a rather skinny tear. It's not a full tear. And obviously, Ross is in this thing that is sparkly.

[Bob]

Always sparkly. Sparkly, yeah.

[Monet]

All right. So light. What is the name of the. It's like, lights. No. What's the name of it? Or what's the name of the light? Right. It's like. What is it? Light on the Runway. What? Light up my life. What is the name of the. What is the name of the. What is it? Light up my life.

[Bob]

Oh, you're having a stroke. Bluff. I mean, babes, you're right.

[Monet]

I can't remember how they categorize.

[Bob]

I don't remember either.

[Monet]

I can't remember how they categorize it, but. But the category is lights on the Runway.

[Bob]

Well, let me tell you a little backstory about this. So this was obviously a very intense Runway, and so when we got debris for it, you know, they told us that they would provide adequate lighting on stage to make your outfit look the best. So in order for this, they normally don't do this. We had a full prep day, like, the challenge before. We took a day or, like, at the end of the day, and we each had to put our outfits together and to see how long it would take us to get into it because some of them were so cumbersome, and they wanted to test to give each person adequate time to see what their outfit would look like on stage and, like, rehearse it so that it looked the best of everyone. So they really took a lot of care with the girls. Make sure everyone shown. They brought us in the best.

[Monet]

When I first heard about this, I was a little bit worried. I was like, I don't know if it's gonna. Because it was. A lot of girls have tried to do light up stuff on the Runway.

[Bob]

Ginger Minj.

[Monet]

But they didn't. They didn't clear it. Or maybe they was trying to surprise someone so you didn't really see it. But obviously, they did a really good job lighting up, like, making it dark, but just lighting up the faces. And my. Okay, start with Raja. I don't think this look got nearly enough credit. This look is absolutely stunning.

[Bob]

It was incredible.

[Monet]

Stunning.

[Bob]

I would tell you this. So Raja had this look, and I would say it looked better in the theater than you've seen here in the pictures or you saw on screen. When Raja came out, they had to get, like, haze and fog in the room. So that the lasers could really bounce and really show. And as Raja turned to turn the corner to walk the Runway, RuPaul was like, oh, my God. What the is this? What is this look?

[Monet]

Who the are you?

[Bob]

Like, RuPaul was really into this look. RuPaul loved this a lot. A lot, a lot, a lot. Also, look at the shoes, Bob. The shoes are completely amazing.

[Monet]

Dim shoes. Them shoes. Admit to be on someone who's very beautiful and humble. No, them shoes are fantastic. Absolutely everything about this look is fantastic. She looks dawning. This is a shoot if there ever was a shoot. This looks amazing.

[Bob]

She's like some alien insect creature. She's really, really, really quite fabulous.

[Monet]

People were doing such a good job. Yvie, oddly. This is my favorite look Yvie has ever done ever, ever. She looks amazing.

[Bob]

Her will appeal. Mushrooms for all 2022.

[Monet]

Oh, yeah. Everyone in Portland's on shrooms, apparently.

[Bob]

They're from Denver, darling. They're from Denver.

[Monet]

Everyone from Denver, sorry. Is on shrooms apparently. But my God, this look is. It looks so extra expensive.

[Bob]

It's amazing.

[Monet]

It's ravishing. I can't even. I can't say enough nice things about this look. It's so good.

[Bob]

It surely wasn't. She looked amazing. The hair, the makeup, the light up. It looks. It looks so, so, so good. Really good.

[Monet]

Who is this? Is this. Oh, Shay Coulee is a sunflower, right?

[Bob]

Yeah, she's a sunflower. And Shea, the makeup was gorgeous. I love how it light up her look. Her and Trinity probably had the two brightest looks. They just. They were just so bright. They looked amazing. I love Shea's makeup in this especially. And Shay is a queen. She matches everything from H to T. Like, her nails were like. They had little sunflowers on them as well. Shay really, really did an extellar job with this.

[Monet]

I was talking to Marvin today, and he's, like, talking about. We're talking about music, and he's talking about lil Nas X. And I'm like, it's not Lil Nas X. In America, we don't say Lil Nas X. He's Lil Nas X. So in the uk, you gotta go Lil Nas X. It's not Lil Nas X.

[Bob]

Well, you know, so it's what L I, L. What it comes from is that period in colonialism where sometimes. Sometimes our kings were named like little. Little Henry VIII or little Queen Elizabeth. So it comes from.

[Monet]

But it's spelled out L I. L, L. Right. What do you. What do you. What is the last letter of the Alphabet?

[Bob]

Zed.

[Monet]

Zed. Yes, Absolutely. All right, so going on to Sheikh. Like, she looks so. Everyone. This is probably one of the best collections, Runway history on RuPaul's Drag Race.

[Bob]

You mean, like, all the contestants?

[Monet]

Yeah, like, all the queens together. This is probably one of the best collections to ever hit the Runway ever. Ever.

[Bob]

Truly was great. It was really, really, really great. Shay looks incredible. I love it so much. Jinx.

[Monet]

Jinx's outfit. This is one of the smartest, I think, runways of the night. It's so smart. I would have not known where the lights were going to be. And then, my goodness, when the lights went out and she's on fire and there's flames coming out of the top of her thing. This is so good. So good.

[Bob]

I love this a lot. The only thing, my only critique. I wish you'd have done different hair. I wish you would have done some type of updo, like, something to really, like, continue that story of the flames. That would have really been. Or do you remember when Pixie Aventura in New York did the Witch Burning the Sick, and she came out completely, like, black, and her face was blackened or whatever? I mean, imagine if Jinx did blackface on the ending.

[Monet]

Well, and I. I don't. I agree, maybe a little bit of, like, singe on a vice, but I don't think the hair should go up. It is. Because if you're on fire, I don't think your hair would do that. And also, it just. It. It takes it to an area that's a little bit more campy in a. In a way that I don't think would be good for this look. I think she did a very good job. This is a solid, solid look.

[Bob]

Up next, we have the Vivian, our hometown hero. And this was good. She's giving Icarus. Do you know. Do you know the sort of Icarus who flew too close to the sun?

[Monet]

Yes. Monai. Monai Ateo.

[Bob]

Yeah. I think that's what it's giving. Potato got a bit

[Monet]

dead.

[Bob]

So I love. I love the vivid.

[Monet]

It's not.

[Bob]

It's not my favorite look that Viv did all season, but I like. For some reason, I really enjoy this wig. This is something I would wear. I would love this wig.

[Monet]

That is odd, because I don't love this wig, but I do like her look. And you know what? I'm gonna let you have that one. All right, moving on to Trinity. All right, Trinity. You know, this isn't one of my favorites, but I like her silhouette. I do like her silhouette. What are you Laughing at.

[Bob]

I agree. I like the silhouette. I like how bright it is. And I see she kind of go for sometimes for like, carnival, Caribbean or like South American something maybe like very Tequila Banana.

[Monet]

It looks Las Vegas to me. She's at the Flamingo.

[Bob]

Yeah, I could see that as well. How about Trinity? Hers was taking so much energy, consuming so much energy. It had the battery pack in the back and it got so hot, it almost burned her back because it was so much energy, so much electricity.

[Monet]

You don't want to burn that much rubber. She's burning rubber.

[Bob]

Exactly.

[Monet]

What are you looking for? What are you looking at? What are you doing?

[Bob]

Nothing.

[Monet]

What the fuck are you doing?

[Bob]

I'll tell you. I'll tell you later.

[Monet]

All right, so let's go on to Manai Exchange. You know, Manai, I love you. I love you. I have so much love for you. It's not giving your.

[Bob]

I agree.

[Monet]

It's not bright. It's not shining.

[Bob]

It's not bright. It's out of drag. I, I so I love this with the lights on. With the light of those, not so much.

[Monet]

I do. You do look stunning. You look great, you know, your face ding dong, darling. But when they face tick hair tick like on tick. You ding my dong, darling. But I don't know why you didn't do the car. Why didn't you do the car look?

[Bob]

Because the car was not bright enough either.

[Monet]

Oh, what is this, Times Square?

[Bob]

No, the car was even less than this with the lights off.

[Monet]

Well, at least she looks stunning with the lights on. And that's all we're going to say about that. All right, let's move on to. Okay. This mermaid look is really ambitious.

[Bob]

Really ambitious.

[Monet]

I do wish that there was a little bit more light on the bodice.

[Bob]

The bodice. Agreed. Agreed. Because it disappears completely with the light off.

[Monet]

You can see just a wave fin. Just a wife and a fin.

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah, agreed.

[Monet]

But again, with the lights on. Stunning.

[Bob]

Josh. Joshua Ponte made this one. And he also made shades. Joshua can make anything. He, he's very talented. He, he's, he's, he built and made this. I think it's stunning. It's stunning.

[Monet]

Why don't you go to Joshuan for something?

[Bob]

Joshua's amazing vibes.

[Monet]

We should go to Joshua Juan for something. Vibes. Vibes.

[Bob]

Yes.

[Monet]

Them shoes. Them shoes. What are you gonna say?

[Jacob]

What are you gonna get from Joshua?

[Monet]

What kind of dress do you want to get? Well, I don't know. I'm gonna talk to Joshuan about it, figure something out. So at the end of the day, we find out that the top two are Trinity and Jinx Monsoon. And honestly, I don't agree. I. I do believe, honestly, that Trinity is the most improved. But is that what we're grading on? Does Trinity get to be graded on a curve whilst everyone else is graded on the same parameters? The same litmus? She's on a different litmus than everyone else and it doesn't seem fair to me. I don't think her set was the funniest. Top two. Not top two. What do you think?

[Bob]

Yeah, I like Trinity as well, and I think Trinity did a good job, but I would not. I would have put, you know, sorry to say, but I put myself. I could have seen myself winning or Raja for the top. But that being said, again, I don't know. Trinity was good, though. She wasn't the best, but she was good.

[Monet]

Well, this was the beginning of some odd decision making on behalf of RuPaul and the judges for the duration of the episode because it got a little bit stranger. So Jinx Monsoon, who I do believe decided deserved to win, she is in the top with Trinity and they are lip syncing to all of the Queens by Ava Max right now. This lip sync was a disaster. This was. I honestly believe the Prime Minister quit this week because of this performance.

[Bob]

Well, here's the thing, okay?

[Monet]

We've been through three Prime Ministers because of how horrible this performance was. This was absurd. Or I'm gonna turn into a. What's the word? Who are the Conservatives in the uk?

[Bob]

Tori.

[Monet]

Tory. Because of this performance. It was horrid.

[Bob]

It was not good. And you know, Jinx, I mean, and so outright, if you just look at the lip sync, Trinity just definitely smashed it in turn because Jinx was just not doing a good job. So they had the big reaction. When you see all of us or myself, I go back because jingx tried to do a cartwheel that literally, she almost careened off the stage and fell onto us in the Queen's Gallery, which is why a lot of us kind of go like this, because we were literally scared it's going to foot on us.

[Monet]

Do you remember Monique Hart's cartwheel?

[Bob]

Do I remember? I was there. I was there. I was there.

[Monet]

Oh, my God. Are you the fucking bad luck for a cartwheel? If Monet's there, don't do a cartwheel.

[Bob]

Vivian also tried to do a cartwheel. That didn't land well for her either.

[Monet]

It's you. It's you.

[Bob]

Do you know who else have been there every time, Bob RuPaul. So I think RuPaul might be. It might be him as well.

[Monet]

Well, she's been there for a few successful court will. Well, you know, Cameron Michaels did a very successful court will. A few. So, all right, now and after.

[Bob]

After the lip syncing got done, you see, all of us, normally, we're like, yay. If you look back at the lip sync after this was done, we were each, like.

[Monet]

It was strange. Strange. And then RuPaul announces that the winner is Jinx Monsoon.

[Bob]

Insane.

[Monet]

Which, to be fair, neither of them won this lip sync.

[Bob]

Insane.

[Monet]

But I do think Jinx was the lesser of the two.

[Bob]

No, I think Trinity.

[Monet]

I said lesser.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Monet]

Was a strange judgment call. We needed to get a barrister in here to. To help with this.

[Bob]

A barrister?

[Monet]

Are you from the uk? Are you not from the uk? A barrister? Google it. Google. Google is free. We need a barrister here because I have a dispute to make. A barista a barrister. It's a barrister. A barista makes coffee. A barrister type of lawyer.

[Bob]

It's a lawyer in common law jurisdictions. Barrister's mostly explicit in courtroom advocates. Okay.

[Monet]

Are you telling me what the barrister is? I know what a barrister is.

[Bob]

I was at Eno, darling.

[Monet]

Oh, thank you for the fans.

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah. So RuPaul.

[Monet]

This is absurd. All right, so RuPaul's chosen that the winner's gonna be Jinx Monsoon.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Monet]

And now Jinx is by. Obviously, they both get stars, but by far, she's in the lead. Obviously, she's making it to the finale no matter what happens next week. And reporters announced there are no more blocks, no more plungers now that everyone's had a go with the plunge. No one's going to be getting plunged anymore.

[Bob]

Yeah. And so how do you all feel

[Monet]

when you hear this announcement?

[Bob]

For me, I feel really good because I know what's coming next week. It's a talent show. And I know that my talent is really good, and I felt really good about it. So I was really happy to know that next. That no one could block me. And I could, because I knew the only path to victory is to win next week, which would give me four stars. Or do you think that three stars?

[Monet]

Reminder of the podcast. We can be Italian.

[Bob]

You say?

[Monet]

I cannot.

[Bob]

I cannot really do Italiano because I

[Monet]

feel like you were just doing Marco.

[Bob]

Marco. Oh, Marco's wigs. I love Marco's wigs.

[Monet]

What would. What would he say?

[Bob]

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay.

[Monet]

All right, love. So there you have it. I think we've done the entire podcast in or I've been up and all around the uk Took a spell over in Australia. Did not last. Well, but doing an Australian accent after you've been doing a Scottish accent for too long is actually very hard. I wonder how many of you actually made it this far in the podcast.

[Bob]

I know. Do you think people had to leave? They're like, I. I can't listen to this.

[Monet]

Well, do a little bit of Scottish for me. Just do a little bit.

[Bob]

I can't really do a Scottish because when I think of Scottish, I think a fat bastard from Austin Powers. And so he. So he's what I really like to do then, darling. I'll really think about Scottish.

[Monet]

What do you think about Lawrence Cheney, the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race UK season? Three, two.

[Bob]

Two.

[Monet]

Dude.

[Bob]

Yeah, I can't. I can't.

[Monet]

Three was Victoria Chase.

[Bob]

I can just. No, there was not Victoria Chase.

[Monet]

It was Victoria Scarlet. Victoria.

[Bob]

Victoria Crystal. Versace.

[Monet]

Crystal. My word. Just. All right. Oh, I feel like my Scottish accent is the one that's actually the best, but I don't know. I don't actually know.

[Bob]

So we want you guys to comment on which accent. Which did you like, who you did? Which accents of Bob did you like? Did you think mine was consistent? Do you like mine? We'd love to hear what you think download in the comments. So please stand off.

[Jacob]

All right, so we're going to play a little game with our time. Moni, do you have a pen and paper?

[Bob]

I do.

[Jacob]

Okay. You're going to write down every letter in the Alphabet. It's going to be like Scattergories. Every letter in the Alphabet from A to Z.

[Monet]

I mean, what do we mean? We're not air letter. They're all here.

[Jacob]

Yeah, because I did it for you already.

[Monet]

Oh, I thought that was the game.

[Jacob]

No, this is the prep. And if you're listening or watching and you want to play along too, you can do that. All right. Are you familiar with the game Scattergories?

[Bob]

No.

[Jacob]

So Scattergories is like, you're going to get a letter. Like the letter is M, and then you have a list of things, and you have to come up with something for each item with a list that

[Bob]

starts with the letter M. Why put my letters like this? Do I need to change how I do it?

[Jacob]

Yeah, you want to put them.

[Bob]

So you didn't tell me that.

[Jacob]

Drag me.

[Monet]

Okay. Not the fighting one in a list.

[Jacob]

So they're down, down vertically. A on top of B on top of C on top of D, you want space to write something to the, to the right of it.

[Bob]

Okay, so essentially I'll just have them and when I finish with the thing, I'll just write the next way. I think that'll be easier for me.

[Jacob]

So essentially you have two minutes and you're going to get a list of things. And the thing is going to be like, like, the first thing on the list will be like band names. And then it's going to be like fruits and then it's going to be like dog breeds. And you roll a die with a letter on it. And whatever the letter is, you have to find something on the list which comes up with each letter. And you have two minutes. Now, whoever gets the most wins. But also if you both say the same thing, like if you, if it's band names to start with D, and you both say Destiny's Child, then you cross it off and nobody gets a point for, for that.

[Monet]

Okay. Sorry, I, I wasn't. Okay. I, I was kind of listening, but kind of. Okay, so you're going to say band names. We're all going to write. We're, we're all going to write bands. That's A through Z.

[Jacob]

Yes, essentially.

[Monet]

So you're going to do one thing.

[Jacob]

Yes. And you have to come up with something of each letter of the Alphabet that starts with that. And you have two minutes.

[Monet]

Okay, so what's the category?

[Jacob]

Mona? Do you understand?

[Bob]

Yes.

[Monet]

Just to be clear, let's say Jacob says books. We have to name a book that starts at A and all the way through Z and each. We get a point for each one.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet]

And for each one we match, we both lose.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob]

Okay, I'm ready.

[Jacob]

And like, for example, if it's presidents, it's only going to be first names of the president.

[Bob]

So no first name. Nobody knows first name. No President.

[Monet]

No.

[Jacob]

But if, for example, like, we're going to go off of first names, not last names. So if it's presidents, we're going to end. George Washington will be a G, not a W. Okay.

[Monet]

If it's books or movies, it's the first word.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet]

What if the word is the or A?

[Jacob]

The or A do not count. So it'll be the next one.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Jacob]

Both ready?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Yeah. All right. The category is Drag Race, Girls and any franchise.

[Monet]

Okay.

[Bob]

I mean, that's a lot. Are you timing it?

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet]

Where we started.

[Jacob]

Yes. Okay. And if you're not playing along, just skip forward two minutes. That's two of those little 30 second skips on Spotify or use this time to meditate.

[Monet]

We can also skip our thing too.

[Bob]

Each one is. Are we doing multiple categories or just this. Or just this one category?

[Jacob]

Just this one category.

[Bob]

Oh, got it. Okay. Okay. Oh, God.

[Jacob]

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.

[Bob]

Oh. Oh, you. You add in zeros, too.

[Jacob]

All right, do you want to start? Who wants to go?

[Monet]

All right, well, I'll go first, so. All right, you'll see the letter and then. All right. A. Oh, you gotta mute, baby. All right. A, Aiden Zane.

[Bob]

Ariel versace.

[Monet]

That's one point each. B. B. Zaharbone.

[Bob]

Bibi Zaharbone.

[Monet]

And C. Chi Chi Devine.

[Bob]

I said Courtney Act.

[Monet]

D. Detox.

[Bob]

I said detox.

[Monet]

No point. E. I have nothing.

[Bob]

I have Eve Summers. I have eureka o'.

[Monet]

Hara. Who's Eve Summers?

[Bob]

Eve 6000.

[Monet]

Oh, you can do multiple people?

[Bob]

Yes,

[Monet]

you can do multiple people for one thing.

[Jacob]

No, you just get points for one.

[Bob]

Oh, well, I have Eureka. I did multiple people for one thing.

[Monet]

Oh, that was never established as a rule. You made that.

[Bob]

Wow. That's not.

[Monet]

But you made that up.

[Bob]

I thought we're just listing as many as we can get.

[Monet]

No, you just made up a rule, and now you're like, that's not fair. All right. F. Fiercealicious.

[Bob]

No, I didn't put anything.

[Monet]

G. G. Good.

[Bob]

I have Ginger, Minj.

[Monet]

H. Heidi in closet.

[Bob]

Heidi in closet.

[Monet]

I. I don't have anything.

[Bob]

Isis Couture.

[Monet]

Isis Couture. J. J. Jolie.

[Bob]

Nothing.

[Monet]

K. Calorie Kardashian.

[Bob]

Katya.

[Monet]

L. Lanisha Sparks.

[Bob]

Nothing.

[Monet]

M. I have nothing.

[Bob]

Nothing. Madame laqueer.

[Monet]

Nope, nope, nope.

[Bob]

I'm just saying, I just met him first. Oh, Mimi. I'm first. Yeah, that's a good one, too.

[Monet]

Naysha Lopez.

[Jacob]

Nothing.

[Monet]

Oh, I have nothing.

[Jacob]

Nothing.

[Bob]

Is it.

[Monet]

I'm gonna write Ornaysha, but that's cheating.

[Bob]

Who's the. Who's the dragon legend?

[Jacob]

The icon? Orion story.

[Bob]

Orion story. Yes.

[Monet]

P. I have nothing.

[Bob]

Fifi o'.

[Jacob]

Hara.

[Monet]

PP o'. Hara. Q. I have nothing.

[Bob]

Nothing. Is there one?

[Jacob]

Yeah, right now there's a queen. What is her name? Queen Faraz.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah.

[Monet]

Queen Ferraz. Wait, whoa, whoa. Queen Ferraz is where?

[Jacob]

Oh, no. Oh, I see. It was going from Camp Wanakiki. It was on the list, but no, there's no Q. This list just includes others.

[Monet]

Oh, I was like, queen Bro's from Atlanta. All right. You had a mute baby. R. I have Roy Haylock.

[Bob]

No, that's not. You cannot say. They're boy names. No.

[Monet]

Wait, can it be that Count.

[Bob]

No. You're making up a rule. No, no, that's not.

[Jacob]

That's not it. Roy Haylock is a man.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Monet]

Who do you have?

[Jacob]

Bianca's.

[Bob]

I said RuPaul. The number one drag race girl.

[Monet]

Wait, what's the. Is it Drag Race? What is it Drag Race contestants?

[Jacob]

Girls on Drag Race. Any franchise.

[Bob]

And that's RuPaul.

[Monet]

S. Shangela.

[Bob]

I have Simone T. Tatiana. I have Tyra and Trixie. You.

[Monet]

I have no one.

[Jacob]

No one.

[Monet]

V. The Vixen.

[Jacob]

Oh, and for you, Utica.

[Bob]

Utica. Fat.

[Monet]

What'd you write for V?

[Bob]

Nothing.

[Jacob]

Fat. V. We also have Violet Chachki.

[Bob]

Violet.

[Monet]

Wait, Utica just started making whale noises. She literally just started making whale.

[Bob]

So good.

[Monet]

Fat. You're so fat. You're a fat, fatty, fat w. I have no one.

[Bob]

I have no one.

[Monet]

Who is that? Jacob Wish Wash. When. No, I can't think of anyone.

[Jacob]

Widow Von Du.

[Monet]

The Widow Von Dew. X. Who? For the X. There's nothing for the X. Not enough for Y. I did not write it down, so I'm not gonna cheat, but I should have said Evie Oddly. But I did not write it down.

[Bob]

Oh, I didn't write anything.

[Jacob]

I have nothing.

[Bob]

But I should have written Evie Oddly and Z. Is there anyone?

[Jacob]

No. I believe there's a girl from Candy Zionide. I forget what season, what franchise she's on, but she's an international girl.

[Bob]

All right.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob]

How many points we got?

[Monet]

We keeping points, Jacob?

[Jacob]

No, you can just count up how many they didn't cross up.

[Bob]

I don't know which one.

[Monet]

Okay. We didn't cross them out. I wasn't crossing as we went along. All right, I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. I have 12 points.

[Bob]

7, 8, 9. I have 9 points.

[Monet]

We should put. Maybe. Maybe we'll do a Patreon exclusive where we do one more. A different category.

[Bob]

I'm down. All right.

[Monet]

Thank you all for joining us. Do you want to thank our patrons and our listeners?

[Bob]

Thank you guys for tolerating those British accents. I know that was a hard listen, right?

[Monet]

They were. Honestly, we did a good job. Don't be nasty.