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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
Hello, Monet.
Monet X Change
It is episode 11 of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 7. I can't believe. Do you remember back in the day when we used to get one All Stars every four years? I mean, it only happened twice, like All Stars. And we waited four years to get All Stars 2.
Bob the Drag Queen
I made this joke on stage and did my set. I'm like, bitch, we used to get a scene of Drag Race every Mercury in retrograde, and now we have more Drag Race seasons than Starbucks in America. It has. Drag Race has exploded. The drag boom is still.
Monet X Change
How often is Mercury in retrograde?
Bob the Drag Queen
Very seldom. I have no clue.
Monet X Change
How often do Mercury? Oh, three times a year. No, now we get it every time, bitch. Now we get. We get.
Bob the Drag Queen
I meant Saturn. When Saturn is in retrograde. That's what I meant. When Saturn. Saturn. But yet have given me the dragon.
Monet X Change
What is. What is. Okay, What?
Bob the Drag Queen
From the top, make it drop. That's some wet. That's some wet. Cardi B said a tweet yesterday. She was like, my wet ass. I now sell my wet ass pussy in Poland. Does she mean that they're now able to sell the song there, or is she actually selling herself? It was a very strange tweet.
Monet X Change
Maybe she's going on tour in Poland or something.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe.
Monet X Change
I don't know. I don't know. I did not. Sometimes Cardi B tweeting stuff. She was fighting. Her and Madonna were fighting the other day. I was like, my God, I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cardi B and Cardi B fighting with a lot of girls recently
Monet X Change
fighting with the girlies. And I said, oh, my God, Cardi B and Madonna Fighting, like, what is going on?
Bob the Drag Queen
But then, like, an hour later, she was like, me and Madonna talk. Oh, my God, I love her. So they squashed it very quick.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I saw. I was following the whole thing. It was very nerve wracking because I liked them both so much. Every time. Every time any of the girlies start fighting, I'd be like, this shit is wrecking my nerves. But you know what? It's probably wrecks their nerves more than it wrecks mine. So you know what does not wreck my nerves season? You know, not quite. I don't think I have the same connection to Gia Gunn as I do to Madonna or Cardi B. But I do have a connection like that with you. So it was a little less. But, you know, it doesn't wreck my nerves. Episode 11 of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 7. We are one episode away from the. Finally, one episode away from finding out who's gonna be the queen of all Queens. Obviously, this is a retrospective. Re. So we already know that you.
Bob the Drag Queen
And retrospectively. Stop trying to make retrospectively happen you. It's not gonna happen. Stop trying to make retrospectively.
Monet X Change
It's very fetch. Retrospectively is. Is very fetch. And no one. It's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can y' all please comment below? Do y' all like retrospectively? Do y' all like this retrospectively thing Bob is trying to push?
Monet X Change
First of all, you have to. First of all, you have to say it properly is retrospectively, not retrospectively. We're not called sibling rivalry. We're called sibling rivalry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, actually, we were. By us. We. We called it that ourselves.
Monet X Change
No, that was your assistant. That was Patty. Patty got rival River. Patty hired that guy who did silver River.
Bob the Drag Queen
Patty didn't write it himself.
Monet X Change
Patty. That thing I put up, I said, this is wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, I will say this.
Monet X Change
It also.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm turning it down. It also may be a British thing, because, you know, the Brits. You know it's not. Jay was editing the thing. He said, you and Bob sound. First of all, he said Bob could not. Every five seconds, Bob was in a different part of the uk. He's like, I was exploring.
Monet X Change
I was exploring. I was having fun.
Bob the Drag Queen
You randomly decided to go to Australia. That at one time, you. You randomly were in Yugoslavia. It was insane.
Monet X Change
Anyway, I was. I was traveling. I have a passport. I got lipstick stamps on my passport. I think I need a new one. You remember that song, Lipstick? That's fine. Lipstick stamps on the passport.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why lips? Oh, because they. The stamps kind of look like they're red. And they kind of look like lips.
Monet X Change
No, because. Because he's like. I think he's like. Because he's having a lot of sex in all these countries. I'm assuming that's what that means. Because he's like. They're like, ladies. Ladies are like, he's got a French girl and he's got, like a Swedish girl and he's got like a Chinese girl and like a girl from Kenya.
Bob the Drag Queen
I get it. I don't think I. Now I like it even less. Well, I never. I never liked it at all. But I don't. Anyway, anyway, in the uk, Bob, they spell words differently. Like, gray is not spelled the same way it is in America. In the uk, Color is not spelled the same way in American uk. So I think rivalry.
Monet X Change
No, gray is spelled two ways. You can spell gray two ways in America.
Bob the Drag Queen
But the Brits spelled with an A or E. But the Brits spell it one way. I think the Brits spell it only with an E. The. The Brit spell cull is C O L, O U R cull hour.
Monet X Change
I don't know about that.
Bob the Drag Queen
But we do in America.
Monet X Change
We spell gray with a. I think in America we spell gray with an A or an E. I think it's
Bob the Drag Queen
only A. I don't think it's A and E.
Monet X Change
I don't know. I've always seen gray spelled two ways. I don't know that I've ever found the distinction of who's spelling it which way.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe in America. I think. I think. I think surnames are spelled either or. But when you're talking about the color, the color is only spelled with an E. When you're talking about, like a surname, it's spelled with an A or an e. I believe that's what it is.
Monet X Change
Gray or gray are two different spellings of the same word. There it is. Gray. G, R, A, Y is more common in the US While G R, E, Y is more common in other English speaking countries in proper names like Earl Grey, T and the Eunuch gray, among others. The spelling stays the same and they need to be memorized. Oh, work. I've just always spelled it two ways.
Bob the Drag Queen
So, like, what makes. Like what makes you choose? You're like, oh, it's Monday. No, I'm gonna spell with an E today. Or just like whichever one you remember.
Monet X Change
I don't think I ever gave it that much thought. I think I was just spelling gray. I think I was just writing the word gray. I don't know how often I write the word gray. I don't know how often that would even come up for me, to be honest.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is such a. This is such a stupid rivalry conversation about spelling the word gray.
Monet X Change
Well, I just don't know how frequently I found myself the word gray. I was like, I don't know when the last time I actually wrote the word gray down, you know,
Bob the Drag Queen
Dino, what's not gray? The queens on RuPaul's Drag Race episode 11, season 7. It really, truly, like, we have all the colors except gray. We have white, brown, black. We got all the girls in this season, honey.
Monet X Change
You know, someone pointed out once to me, everyone's just a different shade of brown. That kind of blew my mind when someone said that.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I was like, except white people.
Monet X Change
You're right. Everyone is. No, white people are just, like, a really light shade of brown. Everyone's just a different shade of brown. I was like, wait a minute.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nah, them niggas is white. Patty is white, bitch. Patty ain't no clothes. Patti ain't tan.
Monet X Change
Patty ain't Patty is white. I think in the way that white people aren't white. Black people aren't black. We're not black. Like, where is brown? Where is brown as brown people?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I have seen. I mean, obviously not. What do you think? Not jet black, but I have seen black people who are very. I mean, very, very. Which, honestly, can I say, they're very.
Monet X Change
They're very dark. They're very dark brown.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know. Can I say if I could. If I could choose, I would love to be that skin color. When I see people who are dark color, their skin is so beautiful and rich and supple. And I look at, Like, I look at all of this. All of this. All of this hyperpigmentation. Bitch, he gone.
Monet X Change
I don't know. This conversation sounds a little problematic. Let's go back to. Let's just go. Let's just go to the episode of RuPaul's Drag Race. This sounds.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know if I want to
Monet X Change
engage in this conversation. Jinx has five challenge wins. Manila. I wish I was dark skinned. Honestly, it's probably fun.
Bob the Drag Queen
I absolutely.
Monet X Change
It's. Honestly, it's probably really fun. It probably doesn't have anything bad that goes with it. I wish I was real.
Bob the Drag Queen
Adding all of this. You're adding all this stuff that I never said.
Monet X Change
I know it's context. I'm always like. That's why I was like. I think that maybe this conversation has maybe deserves more nuance than we're giving on an episode of Swimming Watchers. So that's why I'm saying maybe we should go into the episode. Jinkx has five challenge wins and four stars.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jinx does have five challenges.
Monet X Change
That's very. That's very impressive.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Jinx has five wins, four stars. She did. Damn. I mean, going into this, we, like, we all know Jinx is very talented. Jinx is a very funny bitch. Jinx is very creative. Jinx is. Jinx is great. I love Jinx Monsoon. Jinx Moncun, as I affectionately call her.
Monet X Change
And no one is blocked this episode. How many challenge wins do you have? How many? How many? You have three stars. Two stars. Three stars.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have three. I have three stars. I have three challenge wins, and you've
Monet X Change
not been effectively blocked.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have two challenge wins. I have two stars.
Monet X Change
I don't know. You know better than I do. Have you been effectively blocked yet? Like, when you got blocked, you didn't actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I didn't win the challenge. I got blocked.
Monet X Change
Has one star. This is also, by the way, I just want to remind you all, if you want to see a, like, one of the wildest episodes of the Pit Stop you've ever seen, I highly recommend you go watch this episode of the Pit Stop with me and Vanessa Vanjie Mateo. It was a wild ride because I always watch the Pit Stop whenever I review when I watch the show right before we do these. But Shay has one challenge win.
Bob the Drag Queen
How are you not going through this episode was with Katya. My wild Pit Stop episode was when I did Katya for season 14. Katya is a looney tune. I was very confused by her, but also very interested in what she had to say. Wait, say it again. What did Shay do?
Shannon Maldonado
What?
Monet X Change
Like, how do you. Shay has one star. How do you not go into this episode just, like, in the pits, Just, like, down, like, feeling like. Because y' all don't know. Y' all don't know at this point that you're gonna get three stars. Y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Monet X Change
Like, I don't know how you could. I would be defeated. I would. I would be defeated.
Bob the Drag Queen
Personally, I think that Shay, at this point, Shay's like, you know, bitch, I can't go home. I can't just get my bags and leave. So she's like, well, I might like your only two options. Literally only option is to do the show. I mean, you could pull. I guess you could pull in Adore Delano and be like, bitch, I'm done. But that's not Shay's style. And she's like, I'm just gonna Hanker down and do my thing. And at this point, I'm here to show my talents. This is this song that Sherry does. Spoiler alert. She does the talent that she performs. She put the single out when the episode came out and this really fun music video. So I think she was thinking about the things that are going to happen after the show. Like, I may not be winning this thing or be going to the finals, but I can still use this moment to monetize and propel my career regardless.
Monet X Change
You know, that's very wise. And obviously, it worked out in her favor. I would have just been so defeated going into the episode. What charity did you so. RuPaul. Now it's going to be the charity, the RuPaul's Drag Race gives Back Charity. Drag Talent Extra Extravaganza. Electric Bugaloo. What year did you choose?
Bob the Drag Queen
I choose Color of Change.
Monet X Change
Oh, I used to give the color of change back on. Back. Back on my season of Drag Race, I. I auctioned off all of my outfits, and I got, like, no money for them. I should have never done this. I always tell girls, do not. I mean, don't listen to me, but I did. Do not auction off your clothes from Drag Race. Just keep them. You'll be glad you did. I sold everything I paid to get a lot of it back, and I wish I hadn't gotten rid of it, because it sold for nothing. Not worth what it was worth to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. If you want. If you want to sell your. Trinity sells everything. Everything Trinity has. Trinity sells her clothes. And she. Cause here's the thing about. We talk about it between this podcast and rivalry and Eddie Queen, drag fucking multiplies. Drag like drag. It's literally like Gremlins, bitch. You wash an outfit, you have 13 more the next day. And I mean, if you are sentimental, you want to keep it, keep it. But bitch, if you want to make it may not be what you spend on the garment, but you're going to get some money back from it. I say sell your shit. I sell my shit. Not all of it. The ones that was like, whatever.
Monet X Change
I was just lying. I did True Colors, which is Sandy Lauper's foundation, not color change. What is color change?
Bob the Drag Queen
I see our true colors shining through.
Monet X Change
Is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is that. Is. Is that Cindy Loer?
Monet X Change
That is Cindy Loer. That's not how she sings it, but that's Cindy Lopper.
Bob the Drag Queen
Really?
Monet X Change
I see your true colors shining through and I see your true colors. That's how I love you. You don't realize how many songs I was Saying to someone other day, to be like a, a mega star, you really only need three massive hits and then some supporting songs. Like you have three massive, I mean huge hits. Honestly, if you can get one mega hit, you will. You will probably be famous forever if you can get one hit me example as a musician, I think that who
Bob the Drag Queen
had a mega hit and there's always Vitamin C.
Monet X Change
I think Vitamin C's probably had more than one hit. But I can't name one vitamin. No. Didn't they do the graduation song?
Bob the Drag Queen
Vitamin C is as we go on. That's a first of all. It became like the graduation song for the better part of a decade.
Monet X Change
I just said the graduation song.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, you're delayed. So I think I said it before I heard you say it.
Monet X Change
Oh, but like Cyndi Lauper has true colors. Girls who Wanna have fun and Time After Time are like her massive, massive hits. And obviously she hasn't. She has a lot of other really great songs that are huge. But I feel like those are the ones that even people who like.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you're saying Sydney is a three hit wonder?
Monet X Change
No, well, I don't think that's the term. But I think that even people who don't listen to Cyndi Lauper know those three songs. Even if they don't know their Cindy Lauper songs. We all know those three songs. Like I think about Sinead o'. Connor. How many Sinead o' Connor songs can you name?
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't name many. Shane o' Connor is the big song.
Monet X Change
Her big song was written by Prince. Yeah, her big song was written by Prince. Did you know that?
Bob the Drag Queen
What was it? What was it?
Monet X Change
I'm trying to remember the name of it. It's like her big. Her big song is called Nothing Compares to youo. Prince wrote that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't even know that song. I would say look at the.
Monet X Change
Nothing compares. Nothing compares to you Fight the real enemy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Think about what's her name? Adina Howard. Howard. A freak like me. I mean that's. I don't know how big that hit was, but that's the only song about Dina Howard I can tell. I wouldn't say that made her like a megastar
Shannon Maldonado
freak.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like I could be a freak until the day until the die. Bah bah.
Monet X Change
Well, I think, I think also maybe we have to redefine what mega song means. Like this is no shade to freak like Me. Freakly me has like 42 million streams. Whereas like Straight Outta Compton. Has Don't Play It. Don't play it. Don't play It. Don't play it. I just want to go to the song where Straight outta Compton has 285 million streams. Anyway, Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
We have gone into another level drag race.
Monet X Change
RuPaul's Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
So doing this challenge, they, like, if you didn't have a charity that you wanted because of how things were, I think there was, like, a list that we had to choose from. Like, you couldn't just say, I want to. I want to do the checky Martha's. I want to do the charity Martha's kids. Like, you know what I mean? And, you know, you had. There was a list that they vetted and they. And they, you know, that we could choose from. Yeah, you couldn't just sit right. You wanted. Yeah. And I love these episodes because this episode where you get to do your little. Well, it's not a tic tac. Well, it is a tic tac. The tic Tac podcast where they have that little ball of tic tacs down by the mic. I mean, downstage and you talking to RuPaul, Michelle all the way up there. But I. I never got. By the time season 10. Well, I never. I didn't get to this. To that part in season 10. But by the time season 10 came around, they stopped doing tic tacs. I think season eight may have been the last tic tac one they did.
Monet X Change
No, that's not true. No, Ellen, that's not the truth. Season eight did not do a TikTok.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did y' all do tic tacs?
Monet X Change
They bought it back, and they bought it back on season nine. Season eight, I think, was one of the only that didn't do one. But they did. They had one on seven, and they had one on nine. They didn't have one on eight.
Bob the Drag Queen
Got it. Yeah. So we get to do. So you first. And again, like people that. We had to prepare a talent show, so we knew that a talent show was coming. So obviously we kind of figured it was towards the end when it didn't happen, because in every other All Stars, it happens the first episode when it didn't happen, then we were like, it's probably going to save for the end. Obviously, we were right. And I went into this one. I was going to do a slow R and B song. And then literally the challenge before this, like, at the. At the. During the roast, I was like, man, for this last challenge, I don't want to do because we're in downtime. We were talking to everyone, and everyone's like, oh, I'm Going to sing my. I'm going to do a song. I'm going to sing this. Everyone's going to sing and do an original song. And I was like, I want to, like, be different and, like, do something different than what everyone else is doing. So, like, I'll sing. But I was doing. I want to do opera. I've never done it, so that's why I went. I went. I chose to do opera.
Monet X Change
Did you write that? Was that an original opera piece?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, it was written by. Actually wasn't written by me. It was written by a woman named Johann Sebastian Lady Bunny in 1872.
Monet X Change
Oh, Johann Sebastian Lady Bunny. I love that. We live, girl. I live. I do think that. That. Well, before we get into what I think about the talents, I wanna say this. It's kind of wild to me that the entire season. Not the entire season, but, like, it kind of came down to one episode.
Bob the Drag Queen
You said, sorry, you cut out. So you think it's wild that this. That the whole season was one episode.
Monet X Change
The season didn't. But it kind of came down to one episode. It was like everything else was worth one point, and then this one's worth three. So basically, based on this episode, if you win this one, no matter what, you're getting in the finale, which is kind of wild, but also, I wouldn't say it did come down one episode because Jinx didn't win it. She was in the finale. So obviously it didn't literally come down to one episode. And same with Trinity. Trinity didn't win and she was in the finale. Well, but she did. But I do think that her win kind of came off of this episode because of your alliance, which I guess was going through the whole season. But it is kind of. I would have been very upset if I would have been one of the people who got bumped down by Shay. I'd have been mad.
Bob the Drag Queen
But then. But then you have to be mad.
Monet X Change
That wasn't Evie in the lead or Evie or Jada was in the league.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was Jada. But then, if I'm saying. But then using that rationale, you have to be mad that Jada got an extra star. Like, it's all part of the gameplay that they set up. Right? And like, from the beginning, like, they. Like.
Monet X Change
I probably would have been mad about that too.
Bob the Drag Queen
RuPaul said. But in the beginning of the season, in the first episode, RuPaul goes, wins. Don't mind wins. Don't matter. It's all about the stars. You want to have the most stars. So that's I still would have been mad.
Monet X Change
I would have still been mad. Honey, the rules are the rules. I'm talking about my. I would have been mad.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So, I mean, so with that, like, we. That's why every step of the game, we were expecting some other twist that was coming. Cause, like, he.
Monet X Change
It may not.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think it plays every time that he says it, but, like, they. He made it a point. Most of the times when we did all. We called it the morning meeting, the hello, hello, hello. He would always say something like, and don't forget, it's not about the wins. It's about who has the most stars. So that's what we were like.
Monet X Change
What is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, why did he feel the need to tell us that so often? Like, it felt like it was like a.
Monet X Change
Cause he took a Uber to work every day, and he was like, what's the thing? Five stars.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's that thing called? Chekhov's Gun. It was like Chekhov's gun was like. There is something about these stars that we don't. That we need to pay more attention to.
Monet X Change
Can you describe what Chekhov's gun is to people who may not know?
Bob the Drag Queen
Chekhov's gun is something a movie is like.
Monet X Change
I think it's more of like originally
Bob the Drag Queen
plays, but it's like a foreshadowing of something that's gonna happen later in the film. You see in the beginning of the movie, Bob and me fighting, and then the camera pants the gun on the table. And then later on at the end of the film, Bob shoots me that gun, and that's how I die. It's some shit like that.
Monet X Change
It's a foreshadowing, something to come. I think it basically means if you show the gun, you have to use the gun. Like, if you show the gun and it's prevalent, at some point you're gonna have to use. You can't just not use the gun anyway. But it is. But I mean, obviously. Obviously. I mean, I would have been mad, but it also didn't happen to me. But I was watching. Being like, oh, my God, this would have driven me me crazy. And then we have the Tic Tac Dinner, and in the Tic Tac podcast, the Tic Tac dinner became a. Oh, my God. So that's what it is. The Tic Tac dinner became a podcast, and then they bought the Tic Tacs. Back to the podcast. Did you not do it on your first All Stars? You didn't have, like, a little dinner or podcast with Ru All Stars?
Bob the Drag Queen
We Had a podcast, but it wasn't like the formal tic Tac dinner. I think when Ru first did the tic Tac dinner, he was in full drag, and he was the. He was sitting across from the person, and they were like, that's. So that's what I want. I feel like I would love to.
Monet X Change
Well, Ru used to be in full drag for the podcast, too, but I think. But. But anyway. But, like, I. I think I. I don't know for sure, but I feel like my season was the only one that we didn't get at dinner. We didn't get a podcast. We did not get to sit down and talk to RuPaul on my.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause RuPaul don't like y' all niggas. He did not like y' all niggas. He did not want to talk to y'. All.
Monet X Change
That's. That is a possibility. Rue likes to get really emotional. Not likes to. But Ru gets very emotional when she's talking about her sobriety. She will bring up sobriety.
Bob the Drag Queen
Does he? On the show?
Monet X Change
Yeah. RuPaul did it with Jujubee and cried. RuPaul did it with Jinx Monsoon and cried.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, that's twice. I feel like RuPaul's been, like, sober for RuPaul. Well, also, he doesn't. He doesn't really. He just says, you can find a community. He's very vague about it. He's not like, I've been. He's like, I found a group of people who have shown me a different side of life, and I'm happy I found it 35 years ago. Whatever. Or whatever. He never says, like, being, like, iceberg.
Monet X Change
Well, what it is, is. But it's usually. It's on the back of a sober conversation. It doesn't come out.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah.
Monet X Change
So Jinx Monsoon goes, I don't drink. And then RuPaul goes. And these rooms. So I'm not saying that RuPaul's like, I'm an AA, but RuPaul is talking about sobriety, and I think she.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, for sure. But people who don't know the codes, like, cause of. And Patty and other friends and Andy. Like, I get the names of. Oh, the rooms and blah, blah, blah, I can put it to. But I feel like maybe some people who don't know that stuff, they don't realize that he's talking about being sober, because I was talking to. What's his name? Kamika watches Drag Race, and she's like, what is talking about these rooms? I don't know. Not Kamika it was dejuan, maybe dejuan Arcia. They were like, it's about these rooms. Oh, that girl RuPaul's sober. You're like, oh, for real? Shut up. I think people who don't know the verbiage of what sobriety of that stuff, they're not connecting the two.
Monet X Change
Comment below. Did you know that RuPaul was sober? Did you know? Comment below. And I really.
Bob the Drag Queen
Comment below.
Monet X Change
Come and blow and comment below. Yvie, oddly, got really emotional talking about her life with domestic abuse. And I wonder. I don't want to speculate, but, like, was she. I can't remember if she was talking about, like, her. She's talking about her mom, but she didn't say who it was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, agreed. And we all met Yvie's dad, obviously, in the finale of season 11. And everybody objectified him and. Cause he was a very handsome gentleman.
Monet X Change
And we are not saying that Yvie Ottley's dad did anything to her. We do not know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah. We don't know.
Monet X Change
We need to make it very clear that that's not what we're saying.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but the way she was talking, we couldn't. We knew that her mom was abused, but we didn't know like, who. And again, it's not our business to know. Like, if she wanted to be say who it was, I'm sure she would have. But it did. Like, he was like, oh, as a viewer, like, watching it. I was like, oh, I wonder who. You know, it was really.
Monet X Change
It was really sad to. To. To watch.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was really sad.
Monet X Change
Whenever y' all talking about the. Like, they did not. They did not bear the lead on this. On this fucking tiebreaker. They were like, there's gonna be. They were like basically screaming from the rooftop, they're gonna be a tie. Because they had. There's a whole chunk of the episode where you guys like, what are we gonna do if there's a tie? And it's like, why would they even talk about that Chekhov's gun. Why would they talk about this tie if there wasn't gonna be a tie later?
Bob the Drag Queen
Chekhov's wig. Yeah, yeah. Well, also. But if you think about it, I
Monet X Change
was kinda like, as I was watching, I was like, well, clearly it's gonna be a tie.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was there not to be a tie. Because if you think there. The only way, like, there was no. No way that you did the wins, was it not going to be a tie? Either someone was going to tie for second or someone's going to tie for third.
Monet X Change
What if you and Jinx won?
Bob the Drag Queen
If Jinx won, Jinx would have had. How many did you have?
Monet X Change
Seven stars.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jinx would have seven. I would have had four. No, I would have had four. Five. You're right.
Shannon Maldonado
Two.
Monet X Change
When you get three, I would have
Bob the Drag Queen
had five, but then Jada and Trinity would decide for third.
Monet X Change
So, Jaden, Trinity already have the same amount of stars already. Oh, that's right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like. There's so many ways.
Monet X Change
So what if you. No. So if you. If you and Trinity would have won,
Bob the Drag Queen
then Trinity would have had six. I would have had five, Jinx would have had four. Four. And Jada would have.
Monet X Change
And then Jada would have been the. There it is. So there was a one.
Bob the Drag Queen
But didn't someone else have three? Someone else had three, though.
Monet X Change
I don't even remember. Girl, they're fucking. This fucking Mario party shit is wild. I don't even fucking know who has what and when, where, or why. So we go. So we go to the. To the talent show and so EB's number. Eee. Okay. Trinity first. Trinity. So Jada had. Jada and Trinity both had three,
Bob the Drag Queen
right? Yeah. So, Jason, Trinity had six, but no one.
Monet X Change
No one else had three besides Jada.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh,
Monet X Change
besides Traitor. And after, if Trinity won, nobody else would have had three besides Trina.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's. That's what I meant. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Got it. So there was a world. So now what's going on now is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Monet X Change
So RuPaul's outfit is a combination, like, do I love it? Do I not? I don't. I think I do, but I don't. But I love the outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
The belt. I love the. I love the outfit. I don't like the white belt. You know, something they could have done for something. The white belt feels very jarring, and. But I love this red and this red gingham. This looks so dope. I think the. Something about the white belt is throwing me off.
Monet X Change
Maybe it was a tiny. Maybe it was like one of those tiny little belts. I went through a phase, right? These tiny little belts, but then I lost them, and I. And I was like, phase over. I wasn't inspired enough to buy them again. So Trinity, the. The. I'm kidding. Trinity. Trinity did.
Bob the Drag Queen
She does her original.
Monet X Change
Original song called Southern Hospitality, and, you know, it was my favorite song.
Bob the Drag Queen
Trinity, as she do. Trinity was like. She, like, made those boots there. She, like, put the fabric on there, and she, like, stoned them red, like, as we were there on set. But the rest of the outfit she had was. She made the boots.
Monet X Change
I don't. I don't. I didn't love this song or the look, to be honest. But I really did love her getting doused in sweet tea at the end.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was really cool. I don't hate. I didn't hate the song. I didn't love the song. I thought it was fine. I liked. I think the guys were hot and I liked the choreo, but I do obviously, like the climax of the song was getting. And I don't remember if she did it. She couldn't have done it both times because you get to do your number twice. And there's no way, because she would have been wet for the second round. She only had one album.
Monet X Change
So you're saying she wasn't committed? You're saying Trinity's not committed?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I'm saying she should be committed.
Monet X Change
Drag her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Twitter. 7:30, honey.
Monet X Change
Let's rate each number. What would you rate this on a scale of 1 to 10?
Bob the Drag Queen
I would give this a 7.
Monet X Change
I was gonna say 6 or 7. I think I would give a 7, too. Let's talk about Yvie Oddly. Yvie Oddly did an original song, and her entrance was just so good. It was a great entrance.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was gag. She did not. Yvie did not tell us this was happening. So I was like. I generally was like. I was. I don't know if you could hear us. We were all like, oh. Oh. Like, we were gagged. We had no idea that was happening. It was really well done.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it was really cool. I think it was kind of anticlimactic after that because the beginning was so cool. You know what I mean? Have y' all heard. I don't know if y' all have heard the story of this number, but Yvie had this, like, legendary trick she would do back in Denver where she would do a no hands backflip. So not. Not a backhand spring, but she would do a backflip. Like a running. What are you doing? What the you looking at?
Bob the Drag Queen
I am in. Okay, so I'm in this. In San Diego. In this. Like, I can't. In this, like, basement thing. And there's glasses all around. And I just keep on seeing, like, a thing. You know me, I always feel like something. Someone's actually. The killer's trying to get me. Girl,
Monet X Change
the killer's been following you around. I think it's you. The killer's in your suitcase. Everywhere you go, the killer continue.
Bob the Drag Queen
Finish the sword. Just talk about the number.
Monet X Change
I. I'm literally talking to you doing This.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't see you because your connection is so bad. It literally just have a little bat signal where your face. I don't know what you do.
Monet X Change
You're. You're. You're blurry on my screen. Your. Maybe it's your connection.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mary, I have uploaded 99% check your. Check your connection before you come from there.
Monet X Change
Same. This. Yeah, this. I just was. It was kind of anticlimactic after the entrance, which was really, really cool, I felt. And so Yvie has this, like, legendary, like, backflip she used to do where she'd do, like a running backflip with no hands and she would land on her feet and people, like, go crazy. And apparently she was trying to do this multiple times. She fell, like, hit her head, like, was injured and like, she was like, wanted to do this as, like, her last hurrah because she can feel her body, like, deteriorating because of her degenerative condition. Degenerative condition. And. And it was really emotional for her because she wasn't able to do. She did a back handspring in the show, but. And she was saying that she really wished that they would have aired her mistake. She felt like it would have given her some humanity.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't gag. I didn't know. Maybe I didn't know that as she said that a lot going on that day.
Monet X Change
She posted it all on her Instagram. Right, right, right, right.
Bob the Drag Queen
What is. I, I. I also love EV's music. I like, have Evie's music on my phone. I, like, listen to it. I had a drink, so I love Evie's rap trap that she does. I would have given this number a seven as well.
Monet X Change
I actually give this number a seven and a half because it had a really strong beginning and a really strong end. She really bookended this very, very well.
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Monet X Change
now we have Jada Essence hall, who did an original song.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jada was. Was Jada next.
Monet X Change
And she did a song called it's next on our thing. It's next on our slideshow. She did an original song called look
Bob the Drag Queen
there, look over there. Yeah,
Monet X Change
look over there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Look over there, look over there.
Monet X Change
Which, I mean, honestly, who would make a song based off of their catchphrase on Drag Race is so tacky. It is in poor taste. I would never do literally anything like that. And anyone who, like, uses a catchphrase from TV to, like, make money, like, get real, please download, press verse on itunes and stream it on Spotify. As a total unrelated side note, I think she looked really good. I love this outfit. I was under the impression that Jada made everything she did on the show. And apparently people were like, she didn't make anything. But I was under the impression Jada
Bob the Drag Queen
would make anything she did this season.
Monet X Change
Storm. Except.
Bob the Drag Queen
Except what she did on the sewing challenges, obviously. But none of this. Jada made.
Monet X Change
So you say she didn't make a sewing challenge. What you saying she cheated on the sewing challenges?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, that's.
Monet X Change
Well, somebody didn't make the sewing challenge outfit. Wait, didn't Trinity make. Oh, yeah, Jinx didn't make hers. Trinity made Jinx's first sewing challenge outfit. So it's not unprecedented.
Bob the Drag Queen
Make it. Trinity didn't help her, like, do it.
Monet X Change
We saw the cameras. We saw the cameras. We saw Trinity make Jinx's outfit. So Jinx's win is invalid.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honey, Jinx didn't win the sewing challenge. Oh, you got no.
Monet X Change
The whole win. She's disqualified from the whole show. Monet got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, this was a very. Also, Jada, this outfit had, like, other things. Like, she had, like, the crown over the 12 because she won season 12. And they're like other things she had. It was like some other writing things. I don't remember that. I was like, oh, that's. I didn't even see it until I saw watch the episode. I was like, oh, look at this. She's great.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she looks really good. I would give this a 7. I'm giving everyone a 7, but only because I. I love the look and I love the point. I didn't love the song, but I did like the look and the performance.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would think this was an 8. I liked her song. I like. I like her rapping on it. And I think she looks really great when she did the chicken head. I am a. I am a sucker for putting a chicken head in the number. If you put a little. I'm like in. I'm in. I'm sold.
Monet X Change
I love that.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was.
Monet X Change
That really took me back. Jinx Monsoon did a cabaret style song called you better not Sleep on me. Honestly, again, this whole, like, taking your branding from the show and trying to make a bit out of it is so tacky. But that's just me. We get it. Sleep.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, what's next?
Monet X Change
Like, soak it up, brown cow. Stunning purse first.
Bob the Drag Queen
Geez Louise.
Monet X Change
She's kind of giving David Bowie a little bit in this color scheme.
Bob the Drag Queen
She looks like Jane Jetson. It's like Jane Jetson. All I think of is Jane Jetson, which I. Jetson's one of my favorite Hanna Barbera cartoons.
Monet X Change
Judy Jetson hooker.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Judy.
Monet X Change
But I like Judy Jackson hooker.
Bob the Drag Queen
Right. She's giving me that.
Monet X Change
I think that the thing about Jinx is I've always said that the way that Jinx works is like, she's so good at telling a story, she's so good at building. Like, even in her graduation speech, she's so good at referencing something she said earlier and it all ties together. And I feel like this cabaret song was good, but it felt a little bit out of place. Like, I bet in the context of a cabaret and a whole show, you'd be like, oh, my God, this is great. But out of context, it was a little bit like, it felt a little lackluster for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Jinx obviously has a great voice. I wish it was her 11 o' clock number of her cabaret or if it was a Broadway show, this would be like the number. I agree. There was something like I was missing from it. She left a little to be desired. I think she sounded great. But yeah, I think. I don't know what more she could have done to make it more dynamic instead of do something completely different. I don't know, maybe. Maybe something. If Jinx came out there and, I mean, she's not a rapper, but what if Jinx came out there and did like a look over there esque number? It would be ridonkulous. It would be crazy. But Jinkx would not do that. Because that's not so much.
Monet X Change
Well, if you really want to see Jinx Monsoon do a song like that, you can go check out her. Jinkx Monsoon, featured on Manila Luzon's song. I can't remember the name of it. Jinkx Monsoon and Manila Zon did a song together where Jinkx does a full rap. I promise. She said this, but she's. Oh, yeah. Let's just say her hair is giving. Thorgy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Really?
Monet X Change
Girl, it was a different time.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not dreads.
Monet X Change
It was a different time. This song's called Bring It. Bring It. Did you just Google it? Look it up as soon as we're done.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have to watch it.
Monet X Change
Did you find it?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I watched it.
Monet X Change
After this. I. I am the Drag Race historian, honey. But anyway. Yeah, but. But Jinx has a song called this Town. It's my favorite song of hers. It is so good. I really recommend you all. It's. It's from the album. The Inevitable album. It is a. It is a. It is a very, very, very good song. Very good song. No, it's from the. Is it from the. The Inevitable album or is it from the Ginger Snap? It's from the Ginger Snapped. Go listen to. It's called this Town. Ugh.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's just so maybe this Town.
Monet X Change
It's my favorite song of ours.
Bob the Drag Queen
We'll be lucky.
Monet X Change
This may shock you, but I'm gonna give it a seven.
Bob the Drag Queen
I give this. I give this a seven as well. We sound like Jamila Jamil. You know. You know what, Jinkx? Your number wasn't that great. It didn't give everything I needed. But I'm going to give you a seven. Cause I know next week you could really turn it out. Shay
Monet X Change
described this number and she said it was Janet Jackson meets Luther Vandross. I was like, she wasn't playing. And then she did it. And I was like, oh, it's. It's Janet Jackson meets Luther Vandross.
Bob the Drag Queen
This was so good. 1. She looked shade. Shay's face. It is in. It is crazy. She looks. Her face, her makeup, the outfit, the choreography, the vibe. I mean, this was so. It was so good in person. In person. We were all sitting there like, this was so good. Shay was so good. I loved it. I love this song. I still listen to it pretty frequently.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I thought this was really great. This looked like a. An mtv, like, MTV Music Award performance. It was so good. And this say 10 out of 10. She looked great.
Bob the Drag Queen
Agreed.
Monet X Change
The way she caught the fan, the way she moved.
Bob the Drag Queen
This one. This one.
Monet X Change
The The.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, that move. It was. Oh, it was so good. So good.
Monet X Change
It was very good.
Bob the Drag Queen
This was.
Monet X Change
I. I have no notes and I think this is. And I also love. I've never really worn it, but I love Roxy. Andrew does this a lot. A blazer as an outfit. I love that. I love that. Actually, no, I mean, I guess I did have one. I mean, Layla made me a blazer as an outfit, so I do have one blazer outfit that Layla McQueen made me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will say this shade. Wendell's boots. I. I have these boots. They're kind of like stocking boots. And I need to add this bitch. How did she keep them up? Because I have boots like this and anyone out there who wears stocking kind stocking, like material boots, they always slide down. How does she keep them up?
Monet X Change
Why don't you just sew them to a pair of tights?
Bob the Drag Queen
Then I always have to wear those tights. What happens when the tights get fucked up?
Monet X Change
I mean, my tights. I mean, you have like the tight tights. Like, it'd be like a mesh. You do it like the way you do your nude illusions. And those don't because they're usually made of a stronger spandex.
Bob the Drag Queen
But it also. But let's say I want to wear these boots with like a cat. So then I want to wear a different outfit that I don't wear those tights with. You see what I'm saying?
Monet X Change
I just offered you one solution. I don't have the solution to everything.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I'm going to ask Shay. I didn't ask you. I asked Shay.
Monet X Change
Okay, super. So let's go on to Raja, who did a Balinese.
Bob the Drag Queen
Balinese temple dance. And I think the name of the person. The song is it. Is it Kebyar Duduk?
Monet X Change
Did.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is this their song, Jacob?
Monet X Change
I think it's the. The type of dance.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, okay, wait. I thought the type of dance was a Balinese. Oh, the name of it is the Kabiar Duduk. Yeah.
Monet X Change
I think it is a Balinese dance. And maybe the dance has a name that's not the Balinese dance.
Bob the Drag Queen
Got it. Got.
Monet X Change
Was really great. And I also ended up. I mean, you know, the phones be listening. The phones be listening. So then all of a sudden, my phone just. TikTok just started showing this specific kind of dance that I have never seen ever in my life. Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
You watched the episode.
Monet X Change
After I watched the episode, my phone was like, hi, would you like to see this? I was like. And it might have been after the episode aired. I Can't remember if it was after the episode aired, after I watched it, because I was doing the piss off. So I watched them a little bit early, but I was like, this is wild. But after I was watching it, she, like, I watched those other people doing it. She was literally doing it, like, exactly. I mean, I'm not a professional, so I don't know. I'm sure some pro would be like, man, her foot wasn't blah, blah, blah, but the eyes, the head movements, the everything, it was. It looked exactly like they were doing it. Like, she looked like a professional.
Bob the Drag Queen
When Raja did that was. She was getting ready in the workroom. And I woke. I. I go, like, walked over to her. I was like. Because I saw doing something on her feet. I was like, are you excited? I was like, what are you doing? She's like, oh, girl. I. I can't. I can put these corns on tv, so I'm going to stone them. Raja put pros aide or an adhesive on her corns, and she stoned each corn on her toes to give the full fantasy. Now, that is dedication and commitment.
Monet X Change
Cornisha. This was great. I would give this, honestly, like, a 9 out of 10. It was so good. So good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I would give this an eight and a half out of 10. And also the moment she had when Ru was talking about, like, how she first saw people doing this dance, how. How she was doing it and her dad, it was. It got really emotional in the room, and it was. I mean, we can feel it. Y' all could feel it on tv. But it felt like in the moment, it felt it was even more emotional. It was very, very, very sweet. Like, Raja was, like, shaking and crying. Was very lovely.
Monet X Change
Raja is. I'm so glad that she was on the show. Bitch on Heels. The. Vivienne did an original song called Bitch on Heels. I think of the original songs, her voice was the best. I really do think that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Vivian. Diane Warren. Diane Warren is a fabulous who got in trouble when Beyonce's Renaissance came out. Cause Diane, she, like, tweeted, I guess, something to the effect of, I guess people need to have, like, 18 artists writing one song these days or whatever, something like that. And, like, she got into a whole thing, and she's like, guys, I'm just kidding. I'm just saying, like, I write all my songs. I'm not saying it as bad. It was like, whole thing anyway. Diane Warren is like, 18.
Monet X Change
How is that kidding?
Bob the Drag Queen
Writer.
Monet X Change
I don't get it. How is that kidding? I'm just kidding.
Bob the Drag Queen
Say it again.
Monet X Change
What? What? How is that kidding? She's like, oh, I guess you have to have 18 people writing a song. And they go, I'm joking, guys. All I'm saying is I wrote my own song. Like, I don't get how that's kidding.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she said that, like, with, like. With like a. With like, a wink emoji to try to, like, say, like, I. I write all mine, guys. I think it just, like, light shade, if you would. And then people really started coming out. Well, how dare you? You clearly know what's. How. How sampling works. It's like people got abbed. I had word for it.
Monet X Change
You know, honestly, it sounds like everyone took it exactly how she meant, how she meant it. If you're asking me, I think everyone took it almost. But what do. I don't know. It sound like she was like, I write my own songs. And. And. But whatever. Who cares? I think that Vivian had the best voice of the original song. She sounded great.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, this sounded great. And I sang this a lot, like, leaving the show, like, the next day, like, that night in the van home, I kept on singing. Cause I'm a bitch on heels. I just kept on singing that part over and over again. And I think Viv looked great. She had. And that part in the number, y', all, when she. When her and the four dancers walked downstage, something about that, it just. In the moment, it was just so hot. And we were all, like. All the girls audible, like, work because, like, they all were stepping on the same foot, same leg, in the same, like, forward motion, which felt. It feels so simple and whatever. But it just looked really fierce. Like, in the staging. In her number,
Monet X Change
Warren tweeted, how can there be 24 writers on a song? And then she followed up with, this isn't meant as shade. I'm just curious.
Bob the Drag Queen
There it is
Monet X Change
up next. Oh, I'm gonna give this. I'm gonna give this a seven and a half out of ten. No, I'm gonna give this an eight out of ten. Eight.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna say I give it an eight out of ten.
Monet X Change
Up next, we have Monet X Change doing an opera song. What's the name of the song? Monet?
Bob the Drag Queen
This one is called Vira Viso from the opera La Sonambula.
Monet X Change
I believe this song is also available on itunes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Correct, it is. It is currently available on itunes. I recorded it, and it's available on itunes.
Monet X Change
Right there. V Raviso O Lagu amini So this
Bob the Drag Queen
used to be one of my audition arias. Like, when I was Leaving undergrad.
Monet X Change
Can you compliment me for nailing that pronunciation, please?
Bob the Drag Queen
No. So this was one of my. You did a great job, Bobby. You sounded like Italian bitch.
Monet X Change
I sound like Mateo bitch. I sound like fucking Mario and Luigi bitch. Also, is the princess, Is she Italian? No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet X Change
They have two Italian guys who are in Mario Land.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, they.
Monet X Change
No, they have.
Bob the Drag Queen
They have blonde hair, blue eyed Italian ladies.
Monet X Change
No, but she doesn't have an accent. She doesn't go.
Bob the Drag Queen
She doesn't have a voice at all. She's always like, oh, she doesn't talk at all.
Monet X Change
But I don't think they're in Italy. I think they're in, like, it makes sense. So, yeah, Princess Peach's deal is she's from the Mushroom Kingdom, which is not Italy. Yeah. Mushroom Kingdom is not in Rome.
Bob the Drag Queen
But she may be an Italian woman in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Monet X Change
I think that canonically she is not Italian. I think that they are. I think that the Mario brothers are like either tourists or they're. What's the word? I can't. For some reason, my word. Can't think of the word.
Bob the Drag Queen
When you Immigrants.
Monet X Change
When you moved. Immigrants. I think that they're immigrants.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that they were seeking asylum in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Monet X Change
Also, are they on a work visa? Because they're working.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know.
Monet X Change
Also, are they. Is it. Is this a 90 day fiance thing? Like, are they trying to get to the princess so they can get like. What is going on? What is the immigration. What are the immigration policies in the Mushroom Kingdom? I want to know.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know, but I would. I think it's a missed opportunity for them not to have, like, mushrooms that make you dizzy. Like, whoever like, made Mario, like, didn't think of, like, a girl. Psilocybin. They should be like mushrooms that you eat them and you're, like, tripping.
Monet X Change
But the mushrooms are all good for you. The mushrooms, like, no, they're not.
Bob the Drag Queen
They have the poison mushrooms. Poison mushrooms have poison mushrooms.
Monet X Change
I thought the poison things were beets. They were beets. They have the poison things or when. When they pull up the thing that's just.
Bob the Drag Queen
Those are turnips. Those are turnips.
Monet X Change
That's poison mushrooms. Oh. Anyway, this was very good. I think you look really gorgeous. I love the rolling fog. I love the rolling fog.
Bob the Drag Queen
So here's what happened. So they were asking. So we got to get, like, set decoration, right? The light that's in Shay's number. Shay has that street light. That was gonna be my song. I was gonna do my song. Street light. But I wasn't doing it anymore. It was up for grabs, so Shay took it for hers. So they got to, like, let us do the thing. So I got to. I chose those Coliseums. I'm like, I want it to look like I'm on a cloud. And I was like, so I want Haze. So then we were talking. I was talking to the set guy. He was like, you don't want Haze. Haze is gonna make the whole room fucking. Fucking foggy. I was like, yeah, that's what I want. He's like, you don't want that. You want dry ice. And I was like. I was like, oh. I was like, can I get dry? She's like, I don't know. But thank you to Anna, who is our. She's not the director. Nick is the director. Anna is first ad. I think Anna. And like, the other gentleman who is our set designer, who works in license stuff, he helped get it and I don't remember his name, he's a black gentleman. He's very nice. And he got the dry ice machine so that I could have this, like, low cloudy effect.
Monet X Change
It looks really lovely. Yeah, because if you were. If you had the haze, you, like, you were in a cloud. And the dries right on a cloud.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you. Do you know who made this outfit, Bob? This outfit is.
Monet X Change
Yes, I do. I know exactly who made this outfit. This is. He has a name that sounds like Aja's ex boyfriend. Chris.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet X Change
Chris.
Bob the Drag Queen
The underwear not for the loom, but Chris Haynes.
Monet X Change
Chris Haynes.
Shannon Maldonado
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You and I. They need to. I don't know who needs to hear this, Bob and I need to do $100,000 pyramid. I was watching. We need to. Jacob, can you look at $100,000 pyramid? Maybe we could do a round of it for. As a Pretron exclusive ball. We would crush $100,000 pyramid.
Monet X Change
I don't remember how the rules of that game goes, to be honest. It's like.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's like there'll be a category, like, different types of fruits. And I have all. I have the six. I have six words I have to get you to guess. I'll be like, you eat these Granny Smith Macintosh are types of apples. Okay.
Monet X Change
These are red or white or green,
Bob the Drag Queen
and they're seedless and they're tiny. They're in the prune family. Yes. These are the Georgia State fruit.
Monet X Change
Peach. Peaches.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, in. In Hawaii, you eat a lot of these.
Monet X Change
They're yellow mangoes. Pineapples.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. It's basically that $100,000 permit is my favorite game.
Monet X Change
Well, Are mangoes not yellow?
Bob the Drag Queen
They're orange. I would say mangoes are orange. Orangeish yellow. It's kind of the same thing anyway, but that's $100,000 pyramid, dude.
Monet X Change
I would give this a 10 out of 10. This is a great look and a great number. And this wig is Marco. I know. This whole outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, this is Marco's wigs. I love Marco's wigs. I had that dress and that wig for so long, they just been sitting in my home.
Monet X Change
They're dress or pants.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, sorry. It's a pant. What did you call this?
Monet X Change
What did you call it?
Bob the Drag Queen
A pant gown. Right.
Monet X Change
I would call it a pantsuit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Pantsuit, yeah.
Monet X Change
But I don't know if that's right. So the. This was very. So the winners of this week's charity Give Back Banza Stravaganza was. Shea Monet. X Change. And you two lip sync to Supernova by Kylie Minogue. This was that where y' all did the little. Little twin. Twin moves,
Bob the Drag Queen
which was, again, not predictable. We just kind of end up doing the same thing. The song was very. It was very lovely. And can I tell you, I'm so proud of this wig, Bob. It took me four days to curl this wig. All the girls are making fun of me because they're like, every. Because I'm just slow at curling hair. And every time they would like, bitch, you are still curling this wig. I took it to the hotel. I took it back to the studio. I was working on it. Everybody was going to rehearse.
Monet X Change
I was like, you doing that Jennifer Hudson wig?
Bob the Drag Queen
It was that. It was that girl. It was that all over again. They were like, what is this?
Monet X Change
It looks really good. It looks really good. And you're wearing your promo look from drag race season 10.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And in season 10, I wore padding with it this time, but let's just say I filled it out more. I didn't even to pad this time because, girl, she has. She has put on. She has packed on the pals.
Monet X Change
Wait up. From COVID Now a bitch thickening. And Shay is patted down. Does Shay normally pat this heavily? She is patted, yeah. Down.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she does, but she just. She. She tightened up that corset just a little more to make it look extra.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Shea Coulee wins the lip sync and gets $30,000 for her charity. And RuPaul decides to give $10,000 to everybody else's charity. And then RuPaul decides to. And everyone's like. And then we find out that Monet is In the lead. Shea Coulee is in third. Jinkx Monsoon is in second. And there is a tie between Jada Essence hall and Trinity. The fuck? And they find out how we're gonna do the tiebreaker. And the answer is just Monet chooses. There is no deliberation. You don't get to go back and talk about it. There's no bathroom break. There is. It is. Like, now answer now answer right now.
Bob the Drag Queen
And people were like. People thought like, oh, they must have told before.
Monet X Change
I found.
Bob the Drag Queen
When y' all found out in, like, the rules in the params of the show, that's when I found out too. He said it right there on stage, and I was like, what? And there wasn't, like, a much of a break. I maybe had, like, 30 seconds to choose. Like, in the.
Monet X Change
Was making up rules. They was making up rules as they win. They were like, eh, eh. This challenge. This challenge gets three stars. And if there's a tie, whoever name rhymes with grow J has to choose. Like, y' all niggas making up rules as you go along.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was wild. But again, if everybody know me and Trinity's alliance, but me and Trinity's alliance, that is the reason I chose Trinity, because of our alliance.
Monet X Change
Pay it off for Trinity.
Bob the Drag Queen
It did.
Monet X Change
And so you chose Trinity, and then you think the episode's over, and then RuPaul's like, Bitch, I'm not done. Also, if you're not in the finale, don't worry, bitch. You don't get to rest. You don't get to just watch. You have to compete too. Now we're giving out the title of she already had hers, which would be a $50,000 prize, which is kind of interesting, because the person who comes in second gets nothing. And the person who wins is fifth.
Bob the Drag Queen
The fifth.
Monet X Change
And the person who wins. She never had hers, wins $50,000.
Bob the Drag Queen
The fifth place, Bob.
Monet X Change
$10,000 for the first runner.
Bob the Drag Queen
The first runner up. I left Drag Race with zero dollars.
Monet X Change
No, you wanna. You won something, didn't you?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I did one lip sync. The lip sync. I want to have this with 10. Second place, but Raja won a lip sync, too. So Second place got $10,000. Fifth place got $60,000.
Monet X Change
Well, and also in season. In the last season, 13 or 14, whatever the last season was, the second place got, like, money, too. Remember that runner up got money?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, they got. Yeah. Second place got. Got 50k. I'm like, bitch, so this. So this regular season, bitch get 50k. I got 10.
Monet X Change
As they say in elementary school, you get what you get. And you don't get upset.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you don't get upset, girl. Well, I'm mad. I'm upset. What did Valentina say?
Monet X Change
You're also upset, ladies, aren't you?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm boiling.
Monet X Change
Aren't you also the only congeniality. Aren't you the first congeniality to win money?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, And I was starting to think it's a black thing. That's what I'm starting to think now.
Monet X Change
You're the first one to win money. Are you the first one that you're the first one that won?
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't get. I'm the first one that did not get money.
Monet X Change
That's not true. Categorically false. No, that the Michael Chanel didn't get any money either. I think. I think the first one after you. I think you were the last one to not get money.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, because Peppermint got money. Or whoever who won the season 9 one got money.
Monet X Change
Also, Latrice Cynthia did not get money when she won our season.
Bob the Drag Queen
So they just be. They just be you. Maybe you.
Shannon Maldonado
You.
Monet X Change
Well, it's all through sponsors, and I think you gotta find a sponsor to give you the money. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
So. Oh, bitch, I ain't get you,
Monet X Change
whale, but you got a trophy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Whale, Whale, Whale. I got a what?
Monet X Change
Is there a congeniality trophy?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I got a. That. Yes, I got a congeniality trophy. So
Monet X Change
you said nothing that's worth something. And you got the respect of your peers.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fuck them bitches.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. And on that note, thank you all for listening.
Bob the Drag Queen
They don't make them bitches like they used to. They don't make them bitch.
Monet X Change
Thank you for listening to another episode of Sibling Watchery, which you all thought was done, but it's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we're. We'll have one episode left next week,
Monet X Change
and then after this, we are doing Survivor season 10.
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
Monet X Change
I'm just. That was a bit. That was a bit not y' all both taking me seriously. I just literally chose the season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I was gonna say we're gonna do Survivor. We're gonna do season 20, not season 10. Ew.
Monet X Change
I don't even know what season. I was just. I was literally just doing a bit. Guys, I don't. I don't know what's on season 10 of Survivor. I just chose a sleep season. Thank you all so much for. For watching.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, hold on really quick. Do you know what I think we should do? So, you know, one time, Survivor, they divided the castaways by their race, so it was they had four tribes, and it was the black tribe, the Latino tribe, the Asian tribe, and the white tribe, and they had to compete.
Monet X Change
I did not know they did that.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is crazy. But anyway. All right, we'll see y' all next week for the grand finale of Sibling Watchery All Stars Season 7. What are you gonna wear for the finale, Bob?
Monet X Change
Probably a hoodie.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cute. A stone?
Monet X Change
Probably not.
Bob the Drag Queen
What are you gonna wear? I'm thinking a black hat. And the rest? I don't know.
Monet X Change
Stone? Maybe.
Bob the Drag Queen
We'll see.
Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Date: November 7, 2022
Episode Context: Comedy and recap podcast diving into the penultimate episode of Drag Race All Stars 7, where top queens compete to become the “Queen of All Queens”, focusing on the talent show/finale setup, gameplay mechanics, talent critiques, behind-the-scenes stories, and a heavy dose of witty banter.
This episode of Sibling Watchery features Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen dissecting Episode 11 of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 7. The hosts grapple with the show’s evolving format, the fairness of the All Stars rules, and the high-stakes “charity talent show.” The conversation is rich with industry insight, personal anecdotes, and the hosts’ signature, unfiltered humor, culminating in play-by-play commentary and ratings on all eight queens’ talent numbers.
Each queen’s number is reviewed, critiqued, and scored (on a scale of 1–10), with extra background details from Monét (a finalist) and Bob (close friend of many contestants).