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Shannon Maldonado
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Bob the Drag Queen
Bob, I just got some very exciting news.
Monet X Change
What happened?
Bob the Drag Queen
The seller accepted the offer on my house.
Monet X Change
Congratulations. That's amazing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know. That's wild information. That's crazy. I'm like gagging. I'm gagana bust down Gagana.
Monet X Change
So that sounds really wonderful. What are your next steps?
Bob the Drag Queen
Next step is inspections and all that stuff and making sure like foundationally, you know, termites and shit there on some underlying sneaky little things. I don't know about the house that could cost me tens, twenties, hundreds of thousand dollars to fix. So yeah, those are the next steps.
Monet X Change
And what is your process? I saw you tweeted today that you're looking for gut renovations specialists.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, I want to gut renovate my house. I want to. Because this is an old house, like built in the 1920s or 1940s and it hasn't been touched or renovated since the 70s. 70s. So like I literally want to rip the entire inside out and start over. I want to find interior designers and contractors to do so. So look at that right now. So it's all happening very quickly and I'm very like, what's up with the.
Monet X Change
What's up with the house? I. I haven't. I saw like a little video of the, of one of the kitchen, but that was all I saw.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh really? I didn't show you the whole video. I think I started showing it to you and we, we, as we do, we got distracted and got and went on a tangent about something else.
Monet X Change
You should send me the video.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll send it to you.
Monet X Change
Well, congratulations. That sounds really amazing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you. How are you doing in your neck of the part of the world? I'm doing well.
Monet X Change
I went into the city today and I'm in New Jersey right now and I went to the city and I. Same. Yeah, I know. I told you today that I was
Bob the Drag Queen
in New Jersey and sisters were close
Monet X Change
and I hung out with some old friends. I hung out with Alfredo. I hung out with Blackio. I hung out. Oh my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Black. Yo, Nasty.
Monet X Change
Yeah, we hung out today as well. And I hung out with. Well, I didn't hang out with.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I wouldn't go see Holiday.
Monet X Change
No, I did not go see Holiday. This may shock you. There's. There's a producer on we're here named Nick Vaughn who was doing. Who happened to be doing a one man show like one night only in the city tonight. And he lives in la and he happened to be doing this. This, this place called the Flea. The Flea Theater, which is a theater downtown. I think it's in Soho or Tribeca that specializes in black, brown and queer performance.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did they do a one. A one person show?
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you go see the show?
Monet X Change
I did, yeah. That's what I did. Yeah. I wanted to go see the show.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was there singing in it?
Monet X Change
There was music, but he wasn't really. He wasn't singing? No, there wasn't singing, but he did. But there was some music in it and, and obviously acting and it was really fun.
Bob the Drag Queen
Alaska has a business partner, his name is Nick Laughlin, I think. Very funny guy. I met him when I did Alaska's Death Drop show. The one night or the two night? Yeah, one night only, back in June or July.
Monet X Change
Not Death Drop. It's called Drag Musical.
Bob the Drag Queen
The last. Did I say Death Drop?
Monet X Change
You did
Bob the Drag Queen
Drag the Musical. And he's the one. If anyone, anyone listening or watching this follows me on social media. Right after I got done, I posted a picture of me in that blue hair and that outfit I wore and the thing. And he was in the background and like looking at. And everyone would screenshot it, zoom into him like Monet, what is this? So that is who Nick Laughlin is. If anyone remembers that from that time.
Monet X Change
Why was everyone. What was he doing? Why was everyone asking who he was?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because his expression. I'm going to try to find it really quick. His expression off. He just looked crazy. He just looked crazy. Everybody was like, girl, not you doing this to this person. Monet, delete this. Monet, that's not nice. I was like, I didn't know anything mean. He posted it first, but I think people were more so laughing at it. They thought it was funny.
Monet X Change
We are talking about RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 7 episode 4. Do you have any fond memories of this episode?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm trying to find this picture to show you. I may have deleted it, I guess. Hopefully I can find it by the end. I'm not gonna say it's gonna be in the video because I can't promise that. So hopefully we find it.
Monet X Change
Do you delete a lot of Instagram pictures?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think. I guess I do. I didn't realize. I do, I guess, once I. Not all the time, but sometimes. Because, you know, pictures just start to accumulate in your phone and then by the. You look, you have 3,000 pictures just of random screenshots and shit. You just took this to show people.
Monet X Change
I mean, on Instagram, not on your phone or Instagram.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't post it on my feed. I posted. It was in my story.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. It should be archived. You never, by the way, never delete your posts. I always archive them.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I do that. But stories just. It just evaporate.
Monet X Change
No, they stay in your archives forever.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do they?
Monet X Change
Yes, they do. They go in the story archive. Yeah, for sure. You can go back and see what you're doing. A couple years ago today.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's why I'm surprised Instagram hasn't.
Monet X Change
You remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
Remember Time Loop or Time Hop, that thing that. It was showed on this day four years ago you were doing.
Monet X Change
I do remember that someone tried to
Bob the Drag Queen
say the other day, and I know what your opinion is going to be. And I'm like, monet, you post a lot of nudes online. I'm like, I don't think I post nudes. Okay. This is the picture.
Monet X Change
Work.
Bob the Drag Queen
So when he puts on. I don't post news. I mean, I post like, suggestive. Suggestive news. I don't post like. I'm not sorting my dick. I know. Just posting my ass. I'm not doing that stuff.
Monet X Change
Are there pictures that you post where you're not wearing clothes? No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe there's been one or twice. Once or twice? Yeah.
Monet X Change
Those are nudes. You're nude. Those are. Those are what nudes are. You find that people saying you post nudes. Is that something people said to you more than once?
Bob the Drag Queen
Just once or twice. It comes up in, like, conversation with friends or. Or page or similarity patrons. Like, if I post something on my TikTok, a lot of comments are like, oh, I can't wait for Bob to see this. Monet. Monet. They they're like, Monet, this is out of control. I'm like, it's just like a little. A little under butt cleavage. It's not even like a nude.
Monet X Change
So do you think you post nudes?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I have posted something adjacent to a nude. Would I call it, like a nude? No, I would call it.
Monet X Change
Even though you weren't wearing clothes. Even though you weren't wearing any cl. Not a nude. Okay, so on episode four of All Stars 7, we are talking about fairy tale justice.
Bob the Drag Queen
We are talking about fairy tale justice. And we'll get to the fond memories. The fond memories I'm going to talk about as we get there. But maybe, maybe not fond, because now I look back, I'm like, oh, what's it look like? I got a come in my head. What is that? There we go. So the memories are there. They're not so fond of this challenge,
Monet X Change
but why are they not fun? What's the matter?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, one is the prosthetic noses. I hate. I. I hate my. I look. I look like I had a growth on my nose. That was sick. That was sick. Sickly.
Monet X Change
Well, it just looked like you didn't color your nose and everyone else. It looked like everyone else colored their nose and you didn't color yours for some reason. I did.
Bob the Drag Queen
The lady who was consulting us because they brought a makeup artist who is. She's very good at her job, and they brought her in to consult us to help us, like, do prosthetics in case we're not too familiar. And I think the only person who was super familiar with prosthetics were probably Viv and Raja, because Raja did prosthetics for Snatch Game. And Viv, she does a lot of prosthetics. Everyone else we like and Shay. So I guess three out of the five girls were, like, very familiar with prosthetics. And I was sitting there. I have maybe done prosthetics twice, and I always do the easy water ones that you buy from the Halloween store because it was way easier than the foam gluing, spirit gum, prostate thing. It's hard.
Monet X Change
Yeah. But it seemed. I mean, no shade, but it seemed like everyone else kind of got a grasp on it. Well, not everyone wore it. Prosthetics. You. Jaida. Jinx.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jinx.
Monet X Change
And what was. What about Shay? Evie. No, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
Evie painted. Maybe Shay did. I don't remember. Yeah, I mean, I listen. I listen. They are clearly better makeup artists than I. I. And I do not know how to do prosthetics. And I thought I did when you
Monet X Change
did the nose there, were you like, this doesn't look good, or you like, I'm turned.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was. I was like, I don't care. I didn't think that it looked the
Monet X Change
best, but I was like, puss, porky pork. Pork puss.
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought it was fine. I was like, I thought I did an adequate job, and I think it was an adequate job. But seeing it on camera, I'm like, ooh, girl, that look crazy. But whatever.
Monet X Change
You know, it stood out a little bit. Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
But at the top of this episode, at this point, three people have won stars. Three people have stars. And at this point, to be honest, I don't feel like the competition has. Feels, like, real. I'm trying to remember back. I don't. I don't remember being like, ooh, girl. Like, you know, those talking heads were like, now it's time for me to really put the pedal to the metal and show these girls. But I wasn't feeling that. I was like, three people have stars. I'm one of them. I'm cool.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean, did you. I mean, do you think that's because you had a star? Do you think if you didn't have a star, you'd be, like, feeling like, I need to turn my shit out?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, probably. That's a fair assessment. But I was chilling like a bully.
Monet X Change
Was there ever. I mean, it's too early, and I don't want to ask that question. I was like, was there ever a point where you thought, I don't think I'm gonna win this? Because you did go a really long time without winning any stars. Were there ever for you? Like, this is not gonna happen for me. This is not it for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. After. After, like, episode six or seven, when I was like, I should have won, And I was like, I didn't. And I was so many episodes behind at that point. I go on, like, five or six episodes without getting a star. But having high critiques, I was like, nope, I ain't gonna make a girl.
Monet X Change
I mean, that sounds. In that regard, I'm like, maybe I would rather get eliminated than stick around feeling like I wasn't gonna win. Maybe. I don't know. I should be honest. Cause I've never been on a season where no one got eliminated, so I don't even know what that would feel like, to be honest. Like, I just have no clue what that would feel like. Cause Trinity posted online, she was like, we should. We should do a. What do y' all think about the Idea of doing a season where no one gets eliminated like a regular season. And I was like, I don't know that we need to see some of these girls stick around the whole time. I. I know some girls made it to the end that we didn't need to stick around.
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn. Say their dance
Monet X Change
All Stars for him on xj.
Bob the Drag Queen
Blood sugar left.
Monet X Change
So what are the. So the teams are. Also. It was ever discussed that Eevee was kind of in both teams. Like, I really felt like Yvie was on both teams.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Yvie was in both teams. I mean, obviously, she was heavier in ours, but she was in both teams. But I think she didn't know that going in. Like, once she got her character, then she knew that that was gonna be the tee. But this was not described in picking the characters. Like, no one knew they were to be the wolf that they were gonna be in two scenes until they got the part and they read the script
Monet X Change
and how they got told how much of. How much it was. Like, how much of this was scripted, how much it wasn't scripted at all.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. So for our team, we knew that each. That the three piglets had to have three different personalities. And it kind of described the personalities a little bit, like, not, like, super in depth. But they said Jada's Twiggy Pig was into fashion or something like that. It was very light suggestions of what the characters are.
Monet X Change
So there was literally no lines.
Bob the Drag Queen
There weren't lines, but there were. I mean, did y'.
Shannon Maldonado
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, y', all. When you did your improv challenge, like, you get, like, a sheet that has, like, benchmarks that you. That you like to kind of. Like.
Monet X Change
Everyone thinks that we never had an improv challenge. Ruko's Empire was not an improv challenge. I was just improv ing in the middle of a scene that was scripted. I kept. I just kept making shit up and riffing and doing my own thing, but it was complete, completely scripted, and I just kept acting goofy and making up my own lines, which is why Naysha Lopez famously says it was scripted for everyone else. But Bob had an improv challenge. Bob was doing improv, and everyone else was on a script.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, well, yeah, so for every improv challenge ever done in Drag Race, you have, like, benchmarks that you have to hit. Like, we knew that it's gonna start with Jada. It starts with Jinx. We knew that Jada was gonna come in as her witness. We knew that then that I was going to come in as the. As. As the lawyer. And I was in and that Evie's partner was my. Evie's role was my boyfriend. And we knew that there would be a fight, so we knew that they had benchmarks, but, like, what you're going to say. No, but you have, like, brief, like, one line character descriptions and benchmarks that you have to hit for my. For both teams.
Monet X Change
So all those. All those, like, pig puns, were they made up on the spot? Were y' all writing them down? Like, what was that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we wrote those down. Like, when we sat as our group, we were, like, coming up with puns and stuff together. And Jada and Jinx, it doesn't really make the edit because it wouldn't make any sense for it to. But they kind of had, like, a little tension because when Jaida was, like, developing her character, she felt that Jinkx had, like, took some of the liberties that Jada discussed. She was gonna do with her character being, like, this, like, ditzy. And she felt like Jinx stepped on that a little bit, and there was a little tension on that, but they figured it out, which is why next episode, why Jinx gives Jada the star, for all of us there, because Jada was really upset with Jinx and the way that she played her character, she felt it was too close to hers. So I think that's why Jinx gave Jada the star.
Monet X Change
And years ago, I was in a show called High Maintenance on the first episode of High Maintenance on hbo, and we had this big. This. This big scene where we're in. We're in a MA meeting, which is not MA CMA meeting, which is crystal meth anonymous meeting. And I play crystal meth addict in recovery. And I. We had this scene where we practiced. It was. It was all improv. It was loose. It was very loosely scripted. It was like, now you. You share a story, and then you do it like a Cher. So I was improving this Cher and making it up during rehearsal and then picked the cameras up, and then the guy next to me shared before me, and he started doing my bits. He was saying the things I was saying in the rehearsal work. Now that the camera. And I cannot remember that fucking guy's name. But he started doing my bits. I was. When I tell you, I was. I was like, son of mad tight right now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did anyone else notice it or anything?
Monet X Change
Maybe. I mean, probably stood out more to me than anyone else, but I was like,
Bob the Drag Queen
oh, white refrigerator.
Monet X Change
There's probably a shot of me in the episode being, like, in between, like,
Bob the Drag Queen
oh, my God, Bob, the acting is so great. Wow. I really feel the tension there.
Monet X Change
I was not. I was like, this nigga just stole my bit. This is such bullshit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Close your eyes. Exhale. Feel your body relax, and let go of whatever you're carrying. Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh, they're so fast. And breathe. Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste. Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order. 1-800-contacts. And another thing that happened is in this episode, so what didn't alternate the edit is that we watched the other group perform. So, like, when the other group was doing everything, we were in the workroom watching it on the monitor on the. On the. On the Arupal morning message screen. We were watching. We, like, had a feed of them doing theirs, and then Jada was just not having it. Like, it was Jada Jinx, and then me sitting watching it. And then Jada, you know, because Jada's. Jada's a hood bitch from Milwaukee. She's just like.
Monet X Change
Did they resolve it in the end?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think they resolved it off camera, which I guess. Which probably why they didn't they showed on camera because no one saw. No one would have seen the resolution or how it all developed. So, yeah.
Monet X Change
So what was Jinx's character? They both seem kind of ditzy to
Bob the Drag Queen
me and kind of. Right. And that was Jada's point. Jada was like, this is like, I. Like, I wanted that to be my thing. And she just said that Jinx started playing that role as well, like, being ditzy, too. I think Jinx was. Jinx is going to go more of like a country ditzy, too.
Monet X Change
Sorry, sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jinx is gonna go like more like a country something or. Or like. Or I forget. I forget what Jinx is gonna. I don't remember. But yeah.
Monet X Change
Do you ever watch the movie? Did you ever see the Bitch who Stole Christmas? The drag Race Christmas movie?
Bob the Drag Queen
I saw some of it. I saw James Mansfield's part and I saw some.
Monet X Change
Go ahead.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's all. Some of Brooke Lynn's parts.
Monet X Change
When I watched that movie, I was like, these roles feel like they were just clearly written for other drag queens. Oh, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, Brooklyn's role was fully Katya's role. The Russian, da, da, da, da.
Monet X Change
It seemed like James role was clearly Trixie's role.
Bob the Drag Queen
James Jaymes Mansfield.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Shannon Maldonado
Mm.
Monet X Change
It seemed like Ginger's role was clearly Jinx's role.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't see Jinx's role.
Monet X Change
It was. She was like a Midwestern. Oh, like a. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Midwestern red headed. So and so anyway, I don't know why that just reminded me of that. But anyway. But anyway, in this. In this episode, I really think that. I really think that Jinx. Jinx did a good job. And though a lot of those you all have some really great pig puns, Evie did a really good job. I thought Evie should have gotten much more credit than she did get, especially for how.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree she was very good.
Monet X Change
She did. She also. She had. Besides Michelle, she had to go the longest of all the competitors. She had to improv the longest. And for me, the moment that Jinx won the episode hurt the challenge win was when that ear fell off. Like you couldn't ask. You could not. I mean, I was saying, Jesus Christ. For. Yeah, for like a week. It was. It was like I literally laughed out loud at that moment.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I thought I. That those moments of RuPaul afterwards, I mean, I just love being close to RuPaul and just fucking doing whatever with Ru and breathing her air, honestly, just being in the same space as he had those fucking pixie air prosthetics on and he. RuPaul just standing out there with his fucking flip flops just being fucking random. Weird. RuPaul. It was my favorite part of the scene for sure. And also another. Another one of my other favorite parts people didn't. I thought it was hilarious. Was when Trinity enters their scene and then she does something and then, and then, and then, and then Michelle goes, I witch Theresa. And Trinity goes, which Teresa? Michelle's like, which Theresa? She's like, which Theresa? I thought that was very funny because it was like witch Teresa, but also like witch Teresa. I thought it was very funny and people did not laugh at it as much as I. But I.
Monet X Change
That's wordplay, Monet. That is wordplay. You remember our wordplay discussion.
Bob the Drag Queen
Stop doubling down on your wordplay thing. We get it.
Monet X Change
That's wordplay. Henny, I.
Bob the Drag Queen
What Theresa?
Monet X Change
I thought that Shay. Shay played it so earnest. When Shay did her role. It was like so. She was like gen. She was so genuine and so earnest as this. As this bear.
Bob the Drag Queen
And her line about cuz as a black bear. I cannot call the aspc. I thought that was very. I thought that was so funny.
Monet X Change
That was very funny.
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought it was really funny. And Jing, I'm what's his name?
Monet X Change
Fucking.
Bob the Drag Queen
But the star of the show, the person who, when we all agreed, like, we all got in the van to go home that night, the next day, we're talking about it. Fucking Vivienne was a she. It was a home run. It was better than it was seen on tv. Like, all of us across the board were like, vivian, you better work. You nailed it.
Monet X Change
So she's switching those. Did she tell anyone that she's gonna be switching characters, switching voices and accents and stuff?
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe with her team, but we didn't know. Our team had no idea. Maybe she discussed with her team, but we had no idea. And the Vivian fucking. It was brilliant. It was very great acting, very great improv. It was lovely.
Monet X Change
I mean, the Vivian is obviously a great improv. If anyone saw her original season of Drag race, Drag Race UK season one,
Bob the Drag Queen
and her YouTube video with Monet X Change. Yes. Uh huh. Uh huh.
Monet X Change
I heard she wasn't acting. I heard she was truly appalled. Honey, I heard there was no. I heard acting was. You were the only one who. I heard the other. I heard that the dialect coach. Etiquette lady. Yeah, yeah. Dialect, Dialect.
Bob the Drag Queen
Uh huh. What huh?
Monet X Change
The etiquette coach was not acting. She was truly embarrassed by your acting.
Bob the Drag Queen
You just got so Southern. Not. Not the etiquette coach. Say it again.
Monet X Change
An etiquette coach.
Bob the Drag Queen
You said etiquette. You got real Southern.
Monet X Change
Etiquette's not Southern. We say etiquette, not etiquette.
Bob the Drag Queen
I heard etiquette.
Monet X Change
That's not Southern. We say, well, she's got great etiquette. Her etiquette was real nice. Anyway, that's like white also. That's white South.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to say now. And all of a sudden you are, eureka.
Monet X Change
I was, well, no, eureka.
Bob the Drag Queen
Say, girl.
Monet X Change
No, girl. Her etiquette wasn't even there.
Shannon Maldonado
Girl.
Monet X Change
There are different. Just like there's different New York. Like white New Yorkers and black New Yorkers have different accents. White Southerners have very different accents than black Southerners.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh. Someone at a Patreon said the other day, they said, bob will make anything about being the South. Someone was like, going in someone's purse. That's not a Southern thing. That just matters.
Monet X Change
And in general, I want to know that the other Southerners were like, I agree this is specifically a thing you're talking about the other Southerners. But I'll tell you, right, I would say right now, the bitch who witnessed someone, the person stole it, she wasn't Southern.
Bob the Drag Queen
Chanel is Southern. I think Chanel's from The South.
Monet X Change
She's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Where's she from?
Monet X Change
She's not from the South. I promise. She's not from the South. You can Google her right now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, Chanel has a southern accent.
Monet X Change
She does not. Chanel emphatically does not have a southern accent. She is not from the south and she does not have a southern accent.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will say I'm not from the south and I grew up not touching people's purses either. So I don't think it's a southern thing.
Monet X Change
All the Southerners. Listen, all the southerners. We agreed a couple of y', all, y' all other folks was like ingy, ginky G. It wasn't an attack on northerners. Send me you digging purses. This is not an attack on anyone. Not from the South. No, I was not talking about. I was just talking about Southerners. I was not talking about. Chanel is from California. Orange County. Exactly.
Bob the Drag Queen
The south of California.
Monet X Change
Monet, you won't. This is, by the way, this is the gaslighting of Monet. Monet just states information with zero foundation and just perpetuates it in the world is truth.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, really quick. Imagine when Wolverine put on his claws. This came out like this. Not this sad ass Wolverine.
Monet X Change
Imagine that could really hurt when one of them broke off. That'd be sad. But that could really do some damage on you. That could really do damage.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, if you punch somebody, sure.
Monet X Change
That's the point. Bitch punching. And he's strong.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, Wolverine's.
Monet X Change
You know Wolverine's magic power isn't actually metal claws.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I know I taught you that.
Monet X Change
Okay, first of all, it's not what I was going to say because the claws are part of his magic, but it. His powers. But it's not the metal. His claws are actually bone and they have metal infused on them.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, first of all, now you know the patrons always drag you about your, your, your, your mixing up of superhero facts. And here's the thing about Wolverine. Wolverine was not born with adamantium. Wolverine's bones.
Shannon Maldonado
I did not say that.
Monet X Change
I said he was born with a bone. His bones. So back before he had the adamantium infused like he had bones come out. But you don't be listening. You do not be listening even to yourself. He had bones come out. He had bones come out and then they had the antimantium fused to his body.
Bob the Drag Queen
But no, Bob, that is only something that they did for the movie. That is not how Wolverine in the comics. That's not. The bone thing is not a thing that was made for the movie, babe. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Monet X Change
Is that true or. Or that. Or is that just kind of like how. How. How Chanel was from the South? Or is it like that? You googling. I hear you clicking.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was the thing.
Monet X Change
Tell me the information. Tell me when it. Tell me the real story. With your hands like this, by your face. I want this. I want to be there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah.
Monet X Change
Let's keep this rolling. What the. You.
Bob the Drag Queen
You are so. I know Jacob over there rolling down a river. We can't see him. We're just. We're just guessing.
Monet X Change
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which, by the way, we need to take a little break, so we'll be right back.
Monet X Change
And we're back. Monet, let's talk about. Oh, listen, I have some questions. Ari, for the Patreon, wants to know how much of the fairy tale justice wardrobe is provided versus what you all brought there.
Bob the Drag Queen
The entire wardrobe was provided. Nothing anyone wore. I mean, maybe wigs. Maybe people would like if the wig options were so ugly. Because I wore my hair. I think hair. People wore their own hair. What's up for Trinity? Trinity. That. Her and Michelle, the same thing. She had to do that. But I think hair was the only thing. People use their own wardrobe and prosthetics. Shay's bear shoes. The bear shoes were actually shoes, and I think because Shay kept on wearing them throughout the rest of the season, like, throughout in the workroom, and I think she got them from this challenge, but they provided the entire wardrobe for us.
Monet X Change
I feel like you just. I feel like now more than ever, I'm hearing all of your ear words, and I don't know how I never noticed this. I don't know how.
Bob the Drag Queen
What did I say? What did I say? Now I've mentioned it.
Monet X Change
You say ear words. Like air words.
Bob the Drag Queen
Beer.
Monet X Change
You say bear.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bear.
Monet X Change
No. Or you say air.
Bob the Drag Queen
Air.
Monet X Change
No, not beer. No, bear is right. No, bear is right. But you say. You say. Which one is it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Am I saying it right or wrong? Which one is. You don'. I don't even know.
Monet X Change
No, you say ear. I just never. I never noticed that you say ear the way you say air. I just never noticed that until, like, recently. I was like, oh, my God. She really does say that. That is so trippy. Austin wants to know who applied Monet's pig nose. Austin wants to know who applied Monet's pig nose and what did Monet do to piss that person off?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll say, okay, Austin, I want to know who applied your motherfucking pig nose. No. Austin. I applied my own pig nose, and apparently I pissed myself off again. And I didn't want to color, like, Br. Cause I was like, oh, because I'm black, maybe I should, like, apply it with, like. Instead of putting pink hair, put, like, a darker. Like a lighter purple. Cause I think maybe that will look better with my skin again. I never put a pink nose on before, so I was just trying to experiment with shit.
Monet X Change
One more question. I'll ask something later. Reggie wants to know what do I wanna enjoy more, this challenge or fairy tale justice or Jersey justice?
Bob the Drag Queen
I enjoy Jersey justice more.
Monet X Change
I'm gonna.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bob, I want you to watch that again. I'm gonna just. The clip of Jersey Justice. I was really fucking funny. Jersey justice. I turned it out. I thought I was really great in Jersey justice. I think I was. Someone fucking pissed him. Bruce Coffee and told him it was me because I had some really funny jokes. I came in very well. One of my favorite jokes, I was like, I forgot something about me talking about head for a quarter. And I said, no. She was like. Monique was like, bianna. She's nasty. She's over there giving head for a quarter. I said, excuse me, you, Honor, it was not a quarter. It was 25 cents. How dare you? I thought I was very funny. Drake did justice.
Monet X Change
I was like, I think I remember you doing a good job. I don't think you were, like, touted as bad, were you? Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
They had me in the bottom that episode, and I was great. I was very funny.
Monet X Change
I don't think I'm gonna watch it again. I do remember that Naomi was very funny, and I think she should have won, but she didn't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Naomi was very funny. Naomi was fucking hilarious.
Monet X Change
Let's talk about these looks. Category is Spikes Speakeas.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's start off with RuPaul. Andre Charles. I like this outfit. If the shoes were not black, I would have hated the belt. But because the shoes are black, it all works together. And this is.
Monet X Change
This is.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is, like, almost RuPaul, supermodel of the Runway here. This is. He has supermodel work here. Almost identical. And I think RuPaul looks great. RuPaul looks stunning.
Monet X Change
Your Paul is really good. It looks. Yeah. RuPaul looks. I love this outfit, too. RuPaul looks great. She better work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you know what I want to do one of these days? You know how RuPaul has this. The. The. The pink ball gown look with the orange cheetah print things on it that Shay uses to make the thing later on? You see how Alaska remade it in yellow.
Monet X Change
I did not see that.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's a picture of Alaska. Remade the entire dress in yellow with, like, a different. No, not recently. I want to remake it in green and do, like, a thing one of these days. It's one of my favorite RuPaul looks.
Monet X Change
It's great. I have not seen that Alaska. I want to see that Alaska look, though. All right, so Jada Essence Hall. I absolutely am in love with it. When she was painting in the workroom, I was like, what in the hell is going on? I was like, what is happening? But when she had the room, I was like, this look is so good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, she is great.
Monet X Change
Only thing is, I don't think she needed the baby hairs, but just because the texture's so different than the hair on her head.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah.
Monet X Change
But this look is just fucking phenomenal. So good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she looks great. I like Jayla's look a lot. I like that pop of red, too, I think. Looks really good, and I think it's a nice interpretation of spikes. Not something I think anyone else would have thought to go. I think she looks great.
Monet X Change
And she did, like, a spiky fr. It's just so good. This is great. She better work. I think her boyfriend does all of her hair, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think this might be Edward, but G does do a lot of Jada's hair. Like, I think exclusively. Everything she wears nowadays is all her boyfriend. Her and her boyfriend have been together for a long time. Like, a long time. And I was like, Bitch, you look 14. How long y' all been together? They've been together for a long time.
Monet X Change
Maybe they're both. Maybe they were middle school lovers.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe. Oh, my God. Legendary. Do you know what I was talking about? Katy Perry.
Monet X Change
Legendary lovers. I do not Jinx Monsoon. Edward did do this hair.
Bob the Drag Queen
Edward. Yeah, Edward did this hair.
Monet X Change
Jinx Monsoon is a porcupine, and I don't love this look.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't either. I don't like the velvet, and I don't understand. Like, this. Like, this porcupine backpack thing.
Monet X Change
It's the spikes. It's the only spike she's wearing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I get it, but I don't like it. I don't think it looks great, and I think, yeah, it's not my favorite jinx look this season.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I don't love or, yeah, I do not love this. Your look was very controversial on a fashion photo review. This look, girl, they. They were very unhappy with your shoes. I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which was so weird, because everyone besides Michelle. Michelle had a problem with the shoes. Too. I think it was Carson was. Was the judge for this one. Carson was like, I disagree. Michelle. Have you and have you never. Da, da, da. And Carson, like, Michelle were like going back and forth about. About. About my shoes on the Runway.
Monet X Change
To be honest, I agree with Michelle. I don't like these shoes. I just don't get. I agree with Michelle. I think that. I think it's because, like, I mean, I'm colorblind. I just don't get where the yellow comes back in.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's just a Doc Martiny punky. Again. I have big ass feet. So I was trying to find a shoe that I think will. Oh, we'll work really, really well with this look. And I found. Oh, my God, these are great. These gives me this. This gives me punk doc martini, this. I feel like someone walking down in New York City in this look where these exact same shoe. So that's why I went with the shoe. And I mean, I like the choice. I did struggle with, though. I. I wish I didn't wear the face mask because. Yeah, I wish I didn't wear the face mask. I hate the face mask.
Monet X Change
Why do you wish you don't wear it? I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wish I would have seen my face more because when I. Because when we go to the deliberations and I have it off and I can see it, I think it makes the whole look feel. But I feel like it cut off my neck a lot and I'm losing neck. That's the only thing about it that I would have changed. I would have loved to not wear the mask the whole time or maybe reveal to it. But the way he built it was like a zipper and had nails on and I couldn't do it on the Runway. It was just embarrassing.
Monet X Change
I think I agree with him. A mask and if you had on like a one of those, like, I would choose to shoot to those like very tall platform fetishes, like a stiletto or a pump. Honestly, I think a pump goes with almost everything. Like you can. In my opinion, you can hardly ever go wrong with the pump. Pumps are just such nice shoes to me. To me. But I do love this dress, though. Let's go on to Yvie. Oddly, I loved this look. I thought it was so cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
It was such a cool interpretation of Spike. And she is literally walking on the tips of her toes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Uh huh. And also the way. Because the way she pads and the way this belt made her waist look even from the side. Look at that. It looks like she looks like her Waist is, like, this big, I think. I think this is a good look, and I thought this was very.
Monet X Change
Her waist is this big. This bitch does have. In real. For real.
Bob the Drag Queen
For real life.
Monet X Change
This bitch has a tiny waist. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I think. I think Eva looks great, and I think using. Those are crutches. She just wrapped crutches in this fabric and used them as, like, look, be this alien insect creature. I think this looks great. I think Eva looks great.
Monet X Change
I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's really cool.
Monet X Change
Okay, so the conversation on the. On the pit stop. I can't remember who I was with this episode. We were like, that's a steak. Not. That's not. Is it?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Trinity. Yeah. I think Trudy was trying to, like, go like an obscure out of the box, maybe. Obscure.
Monet X Change
I mean, I don't know that the word obscure fits here specifically because.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, she was trying to think of an abstract way to do spikes. I think she was like, oh, like a stake through the heart. Like a spike through the heart. I think that's where she was trying to go to make it. I don't know. Does it scream spikes to me? No. But I do think it's a creative way to try to go out the box and to make sure no one so that you're not. So that kimono gate don't happen, you know? And I think that's what a lot of girls try to do. Like, I do not want to have kimono gate.
Monet X Change
Everyone was trying too hard to be out of the box. That's what it was. Everyone was trying so hard to not do cone brahmadonna that everyone ended up doing kimono Madonna. That's how we ended up with that.
Bob the Drag Queen
But imagine if everyone the other way. They were like, oh, I'm gonna try to do the most base of Madonna. And you had five cone bras. That would have been an issue too.
Monet X Change
I don't think. I don't think we would've had five cone. I think. Anyway, long story short, I do think the look is good, though. I just don't. It just doesn't. You know, category is. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Let's go into. You and Jacob are saying this is not Catwoman inspired. I mean, say what you want to say. I just feel like whoever originally did this look, whatever designer this is a knockoff of, it feels like that person's inspiration was Catwoman because they have a whip. This just screams Catwoman. I will say I was rewatching the episode, and when you're rewatching the episode, the Vivian Says something. Something like, living my Catwoman fantasy. The Vivian does say that she is Catwoman on the same way you were gaslighting me, saying it wasn't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, Bob, you cannot say gaslighting gaslight. Anyway, the reference that was shown by the original designer, it was. It looks so different from this. The person didn't have a whip in it. Like, I think, I think Viv took the reference that she was referencing and tied it to Catwoman by adding the whip. And. And because the reference picture does not give you Catwoman. Catwoman at all.
Monet X Change
But I was never talking about the reference. I'm talking about this look on the Runway. And I was like, she's doing Catwoman. And you were like, no, she's not. So do you want to acknowledge that she's doing Catwoman now?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I need to hear the clip.
Monet X Change
There was an episode just like one of my favorite moments, telling the patrons gathering people were like, okay, Monet, you can admit when you're wrong. They were like, all right, Monet, sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'd like to see the video clip.
Monet X Change
They were like, you're the queen of admitting you're wrong. All right, Monet, sure. Always, always says, this is wrong.
Bob the Drag Queen
Uh huh.
Monet X Change
You know, I don't have to show the hole. You know, I knew the truth about my heart back then and I know the truth now. This is a Catwoman reference. Anyway, that being said, I like this look a lot. She looks really amazing. I love that heel,
Bob the Drag Queen
Vivian, her custom heels, girl. I was like, this bitch would have worked with these custom heels.
Monet X Change
This is a cool look. I really like this look a lot. I don't necessarily love the thing on her head. The cross thing on her head.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like it. I think it makes it a little, again, different from the reference and make it more of her own. I like that.
Monet X Change
I don't know this reference, so I'm not trying to judge this in comparison to what it was before, but the look itself I like.
Bob the Drag Queen
And the spikes and that alpha was fucking heavy. Those are like. Oh, like real metal spikes. That shit was. The Alpha was heavy as fuck.
Monet X Change
Let's go into Raja. Raja. I think that this, this outfit is better in motion than it is in still. When she's walking in, I really loved it. But when it's still something about it doesn't work as much.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not obsessed with this look. I think it's fine. It's probably one of my least favorite Roger looks this season. That being said, it's still like a fine look. But it's. It just has like a lot. A lot of things going on and it's not. It's just not my fave.
Monet X Change
I do. Like, she has a mace and then
Bob the Drag Queen
the mace is cool.
Monet X Change
I'm not really sure what's going on with where the spikes are. I think the spikes were on her on the train of Shay's look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And in her hair. And I think they started to fall off a bit when she was walking.
Monet X Change
Yeah. The spikes weren't spiking. I don't feel like she focused enough on the spikes for this look to be strong enough.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she's supposed to do something like alien something. But I. I don't fully get the narrative, if I'm being honest, of what.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she. She does look alien. She does look alien. I don't think she loved the look either because I don't think she posted this one on the Internet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she didn't post about it, so one can assume. Juan, you know, my friend Juan, he'd assume that she was not into it.
Monet X Change
What was your favorite look?
Bob the Drag Queen
My favorite look would have to be Darling because I think it's so. It was dangerous and I think it's fierce and it's not a way my brain would have went for spikes. I really like Yvie's look. I think I like Evie's look. It's very interesting. It's this weird alien creature, spike on heel things. Because I remember when those. When I was first starting to dip my toe into drag. Like, I remember going online and coming across. Those are those fucking nine inch ballerina shoes. And I remember, ooh, I want to buy those and I want to wear them. And I saw how impossible they were. So I think in all those things I said, I really like Yvie's look. I think hers is the most daring and it's the coolest.
Monet X Change
My favorite is definitely Jada Essence Hall. It just looks absolutely stunning. This look is practically impeccable. And I would have never thought of this. It just looks so. I was ga. I was aghast when she.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, I was blessed on Gagiana.
Monet X Change
I think she looks really, really great. So the top two all stars of the week are Jinx Monsoon and the Viv. The Vivian. And they have a lip sync smackdown. Sex Strava Smansma. They have a lip sync against one another. How did you feel about the lip sync?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, what's was this? Rumor has it.
Monet X Change
Rumor has it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, they did.
Monet X Change
Rumor has the favor. The Vivian. Because she's British.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I thought this was maybe. You know what? You're right. It could definitely be a possibility. That could be what the producers were up to. I don't know. Overall, I thought it was a fine lip sync, wasn't it? Nothing and nothing to call home about. I think it was fine. And. Yeah. What. What. What do you want me to say? It was like a fire lip sync. It's also. It's also. What are you laughing about? What are you. What are you typing? What are you looking up?
Monet X Change
What? I don't think that the vid. What is you laughing at? I don't think that the Viv or Jinx.
Bob the Drag Queen
What is you laughing at?
Monet X Change
I'll tell you in a second. I don't think the Viv or Jinx particularly specialize in lip syncing, so I don't think it was a particularly brilliant lip sync with Viv1. And I was like, it could have been Jinx. It could have been who it. You know, either one of them could have won. I mean, I probably would have chosen. I probably would have chosen the Vivian, too. And the Vivian decides to block none other than Monet. How did you feel getting blocked?
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought that
Monet X Change
because you're the only person with a star that hadn't been
Bob the Drag Queen
blocked, I think that being blocked from one of my own countrymen in a foreign country.
Monet X Change
You caught her a man.
Bob the Drag Queen
Weird. To me, that felt like a weird flex. And I was very hurt by the Vivian's actions.
Monet X Change
And now she's the real Queen of England.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, honey.
Monet X Change
The real queen of England.
Bob the Drag Queen
So it really upset me. And,
Monet X Change
well, you are blocked. You cannot win anything in next week's challenge.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, this is when I found out that the plunger thing was bullshit. Because up until this point, I thought that the plunger secret shit that Shay
Monet X Change
was on, I was like, kept it a secret. For real?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
So when Ra' Jah came back mad, she was really mad.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then she was really mad. She thought there was some plunger thing. She was gonna find out. So when I. When I. And we did these, like, exit interviews with the Plunger that, again, never made it to tv. Like, they brought us to this other room and they asked you questions that we never saw. But I was upset. I was like, so these. These bitches were lying to me. Fucking assholes.
Monet X Change
Did you ask them? Were you like, what's the secret of the plunger? Did you ask the producers?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but they knew. It was like, a bit at this point. And then after I got done, I was like, so there's no secret for real? And they were like, no. And I was like, ain't that about a bitch?
Monet X Change
Listen, y', all, that is another episode down. Another one bites the Durst.
Bob the Drag Queen
And another one. Thank you.
Monet X Change
Another one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Another one. Thank you.
Monet X Change
It's just another one. Thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, there's another question. This is from Kelly. So this is the first time we have gotten to see Jeffrey Boy Chapman back on Drag Race since the first season of Drag Race Canada, which is either edited to make him look like an evil, snarky judge, or he was actually an evil, snarky judge. We'll never know. He seemed to really respect and appreciate the queens and appeared very sincere, especially in Untucked. Did Monet also feel that he was sincere, or was he just trying to make a good TV comeback? Did he have any negative critiques? Spill the tea. Well, I want to address the negative critique because we've taped the reunion, and that's really something that we discussed, so I guess we can talk about it here on the thingy. But we got negative critiques, like, up until. I want to say, maybe this past episode, maybe till this past episode, or maybe to this one, like, we were getting negative critiques. Not like, a whole bunch, but there was still some, like, little negative critiques in there. But after this episode, they stopped giving all. Sit. Wait, you're breaking up really bad. I said, michelle, what?
Monet X Change
I was like, well, you. I was like. I was assuming that they gave some critiques to episode because you said that Michelle critiqued your shoes. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I think after this episode, they pretty much stopped. But, yeah, we got no critiques. And with Jeffrey. With Jeffrey Boyd Chapman, I think that I have. This is my second or maybe third time meeting Jeffrey Boyd Chapman, and he's always been nice. I think he was on All Stars. I think he was on my season of All Stars or something else.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Wasn't he? Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
He was snatching him of love. And we ended up, like, seeing him, like, on set after that or whatever and not on camera. And Jeffrey boychap has always been very sweet, very nice. I think the Canada thing was just. I think that he was just. Maybe he was giving. Like, he was giving. They were maybe showing more of his negative critiques or he. Because he was, like, there to, like, judge the girls, like, full time. So he wants to give, like, more energy and really, like, digging deep. But I don't know Jeffrey Porter Chapman that much. Like, we're not old friends. We don't hang out. We don't get coffee. But he seems to be a very Nice person and someone who's always very kind and respectful. So I don't think he was not doing some act on camera to redeem his TV personality. I 100% do not think that to be true.
Monet X Change
I've never met Jeffrey Chapman. I also. But I also didn't think that he seemed that mean on Canada's Drag Race. I was like, I just don't think
Bob the Drag Queen
he's as mean as everyone's saying he is.
Monet X Change
But, you know, what do I know? I'm just some drag queen. All right, y'. All join us next week. We'll be reviewing episode 5 of All Stars 7. Much love to you all.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, well, Roberta, we did it. We did it. Bob, we did it. We recorded the podcast.
Monet X Change
We did.
Bob the Drag Queen
We did.
Monet X Change
I love you very much. And prove it.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, stop saying it. Be about it.
Monet X Change
You prove it on Sunday. You know what to do on Sunday. You know exactly what to fucking do on Sunday.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't have any more Bob or Sia's already come with me.
Monet X Change
So that's the real truth.
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
Monet X Change
That's the real truth. You didn't say to this morning. You didn't say that this afternoon when I was asking you. You invited RCA after I asked you if I can come.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not true.
Monet X Change
Okay. This morning you're like, I have a guy. I'm just kidding. There's no one coming. I don't think I have any tickets. And now you're saying, oh, R.C.
Bob the Drag Queen
is coming. No, that's not what happened.
Monet X Change
That is what happened. You said, I have a guy coming. I said, what guy? And then the phone cut out. I called you back. He said, I'm just kidding. There's no guy. I don't think I have any tickets at all. And then I said. And then I said, oh, okay. And then now you're saying, RC is coming.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, so what happened was when we. When I got offered to do the VMAs, our assistant. Well, she's not our assistant, but she works for our management, who organizes all for me. You can text her and ask her. She organized for RC to be my. To be my. To get tickets because of your ma's. But to be fair, RC is not gonna be with me. She's literally gonna be going inside to watch the show, and I'm gonna be outside working.
Monet X Change
Nigga, I don't want to hang out with you. I was trying to go to the VMAs. I'm trying to.
Bob the Drag Queen
So what's the point? So what the. What's the point? Of you coming to just go inside and go to the VMAs.
Monet X Change
I'm get. I'm getting my. I'm finally getting my comeuppance from being your friend. I'm getting what I deserve. I'm trying to get a VMA ticket. This is all before VMA ticket. I'm not gonna watch your content. I'm not gonna watch you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who are you wearing, nigga?
Monet X Change
I don't care who people are wearing. I want to see the VMAs. I want to see Nikki. I want to see Nikki do Super Freaky Girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Then go get your own tickets then, bitch.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I'm trying to. You'll be somewhere here, so you won't be there. Between hanging out with Chicago, I'm off on Sunday. Sunday's a dark day. As a matter of fact, you think between hanging out with, you know, it's gonna be.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's going to be extra dark if your ass is there.
Monet X Change
And you. You. Wow. Not. Not colorism jokes. And you think that me getting a chance to watch Nicki Minaj do Super Freaky Girl or hang out with you backstage, I'm going be kicking it with you. He want R E A K, F R E K. Like, what the. This is a N. Cut them down. Like, what the is brown, Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have to go my house. Stop. I have to go.
Monet X Change
What's Arcee at? Where? Arcia. Let me. I just want to talk to her. Where's she at? I just want to talk.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's not here yet.
Monet X Change
I just want to talk. Let me give you the address. Oh, what is. Wait.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sudo71 and pseudo71J, y' all know. Please delete that. Color my mouth. Bleep everything.
Monet X Change
What the f. What the. What's going on? Bloop. I have wings waiting for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Goodbye. All right. I love you very much.
Original Air Date: August 29, 2022
Episode Theme: A hilarious deep-dive and kiki about “Fairy Tale Justice,” the fourth episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 7.
Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change deliver their signature blend of sharp Drag Race analysis, personal anecdotes, and friendly ribbing as they recap and reminisce about All Stars 7, Episode 4’s “Fairy Tale Justice” improv challenge. They discuss the behind-the-scenes realities, edition secrets, drama between contestants, runway critiques, and fan questions – all with plenty of roasting, wordplay, and tangents about superhero lore, Southern etiquette, and friendship drama.
“I look like I had a growth on my nose. That was sick. That was sick. Sickly.” — Bob (08:22)
“For every improv challenge ever done in Drag Race, you have, like, benchmarks you have to hit… you have brief, like, one line character descriptions and benchmarks…” — Bob (13:56)
“Jada was really upset with Jinx and the way that she played her character… I think that's why Jinkx gave Jada the star.”— Bob (14:40)
“All of us across the board were like, Vivienne, you better work. You nailed it.” — Bob (21:38)
“I was gag. I was aghast when she hit the runway. I was blessed on Gagiana.” — Monét (41:07)
“That felt like a weird flex. And I was very hurt by the Vivienne's actions.” — Monét (43:48)
“I was upset. I was like, so these bitches were lying to me. Fucking assholes.” — Monét (44:40)
“He seems to be a very nice person and someone who's always very kind and respectful. So I don't think he was not doing some act on camera to redeem his TV personality. I 100% do not think that to be true.” — Bob (47:16)
Irreverent, playful, and insightful—Bob and Monét keep the conversation fast-paced and spilling over with friendship chemistry, irrepressible laughter, and gentle roasts. As always, the drag wisdom is matched by comedic candor and a celebration of queer artistry.
The duo teases episode 5 coverage, with promises of more candid takes and fierce drag discussion.