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Ryan Reynolds
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Ryan Reynolds
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Ryan Reynolds
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
I am currently in Boise, Idaho.
Monet X Change
Oh, Boise, Idaho. I know Boise.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never been to Idaho before. This is my first time in the state of Idaho.
Monet X Change
Is it? Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Never been here before.
Monet X Change
Boise is an interesting place. I like Boise. I always get Boise mixed up with Des Moines, which is in Iowa.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know why. I can see that. Iowa, Idaho.
Monet X Change
No, specifically Boise and Des Moines. I think there was a time in my life when I was traveling between the two and I was like, oh, I'm in Boise, I'm in Des Moines. Maybe that happened to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Work. Well, they're two different places I've never been to. Have I been to Des Moines? I think. I think I've been to Des Moines.
Monet X Change
Des Moines.
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like at this point the only states I've not been to are North Dakota, Montana, Wyoming.
Monet X Change
Just the name of the states you have missing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that's it.
Monet X Change
This is your first time in Idaho ever. Have you ever been in Iowa?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think I've been to Des Moines. I believe so.
Monet X Change
Maine.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've been to Maine.
Monet X Change
What the hell was you doing in Maine? Who invited you to Maine?
Bob the Drag Queen
My cousin's sister's cousin's little nephew. Niece.
Monet X Change
You've been to Mississippi?
Bob the Drag Queen
I've been to Mississippi, yeah.
Monet X Change
What you doing in Mississippi?
Bob the Drag Queen
Work.
Monet X Change
But answer the question. Is it a top secret answer?
Bob the Drag Queen
You can't do what you want? I did a club gig in Mississippi. I don't remember the club, but I did a gig. A club gig in Mississippi.
Monet X Change
You've been Alabama?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. Bebobs, Mobile, Alab and Amma.
Monet X Change
So you've been to South Dakota but not North Dakota?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I've never been to North Dakota. I've been to Omaha. Is South Dakota, right? No, Omaha, Nebraska.
Monet X Change
Omaha's in Nebraska, but I've been to.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's the city in South Dakota
Monet X Change
you talking about? There's a lot of cities in South Dakota. North Dakota is more popular than most people go to North Dakota, not South Dakota. I mean, I'm not shading South Dakota, but most people go to South Dakota are there because of Mount Rushmore. And outside of that, there's not a whole lot popping off in South Dakota. Yeah, I've been to.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've been to Sioux Falls. I've been to Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
Monet X Change
Suzanne Falls. That's a good drag name. Suzanne Falls.
Bob the Drag Queen
Remember the very viral video Scarlet Takes a Tumble?
Monet X Change
Do I? Of course.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. That was on the Internet. That's like, memes and like, viral. That's like. That was at the beginning of virality stuff videos like that. That's not true. What was before that?
Monet X Change
Well, there was years ago. Years ago, I believe the first viral video was actually the Dancing Baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
The Dancing Baby.
Monet X Change
There was a dancing Baby. This was before YouTube. This is back when you had to just, like, literally email people this. There was a dance. It was a baby that would dance in a diaper, and it's kind of like move around. And I feel like I can't verify that was the first vibe every day, but I know that the Dancing Baby was way before Scarlet Take Stumble. And of course, there were the chain emails that people.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but I said as we know it, meaning, like, videos, like, everyone would, like, you could share. Like, you could take your phone and be like, boop, boop, boop, boop, bloop. I mean, email, sure. That's one thing that's like, you can open email, but I'm talking about, like, vibe, like, virality as we know it, as opposed. I know. I was thinking, like, as we know it, like, Scarlett Gets a Tumble. That was, like, the beginning of, like, the YouTube, like, Vine stuff, where you could, like, send stuff and everyone could just access it on their phone. I'd be like, girl, look at this bloop. You know what I mean? That's what I mean.
Monet X Change
I would say of YouTube. Yeah. But I do think there were some viral. Some viral moments.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, for sure. There have been viral moments from the beginning of time. Not time, but you have the Internet.
Monet X Change
Well, not digitally viral moments.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like. Like, Charlie bit me was. Charlie bit me before Scarlet.
Monet X Change
Charlie bit me was on the. Was on YouTube.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
And the dance, baby, was before YouTube even came out. It was such a. I. I remember when YouTube came out.
Bob the Drag Queen
I remember when YouTube came out, too. I was in high school when YouTube came out.
Monet X Change
Oh, YouTube.
Ryan Reynolds
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I remember because back in the day, there was no way to flag. Well, it was probably a lot harder to flag copywritten content on YouTube. So you would see entire movies on YouTube, and people would just upload themselves. People just rip dreamgirls from a DVD and then put it on YouTube.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's how I watch Zeitgeist. I watched Zeitgeist on YouTube.
Monet X Change
One thing, like, I think Zeitgeist has always been a digital film. And it used to be I watched it on the Zeitgeist website.
Bob the Drag Queen
I watched on YouTube.
Monet X Change
But Zeitgeist was another digital video before YouTube. Zeitgeist was. I mean, it was very viral. Zeitgeist got, like, so many clicks and views.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, viral videos have definitely been around before Scarlet. I was just saying, like, the ease of being like, hey, girl, look at Scarlet.
Monet X Change
Boom.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I remember on YouTube when you had to. Cause we got it. It came out. Maybe it came out before I was in high school. I don't know. But I remember being conscious of it in high school. And they didn't block it yet. Cause at many schools, I'm. You can only access. You can't access, like, bad websites. Like, size. They had to be 18 or older. But YouTube, they didn't know it wasn't blocked from our thing. So we were like, bitch, on YouTube. Watching inappropriate things in computer class. And then they finally got hip to the game and they shut it down.
Monet X Change
Shut it down, Mr. President, YouTube was blocked for us. You know what else was blocked? The Vivian. The Vivian? No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, you broke up. And what else is blocked? What?
Monet X Change
The Vivian. The Vivian got blocked at the very end of last Week's episode of RuPaul's Drag Race all Stars. Siete and Jinx blocked her. I still think that Jinx blocked her because she, out loud, screamed that she was going to block the Jinx, which is weird. Weird Flex. Weird Flex. Do you think that's why Jinx blocked her?
Bob the Drag Queen
Uh, yeah, I think that. I think that Jinx was being a bad bitch. She was like, oh, you. You. You say, gonna block me. Watch me work? And Jinx was like, I'm gonna block you, bitch. I Think Jinx was. My little Jinx was being like, yeah, I'm gonna start there with some papers.
Monet X Change
Also, after. After that, RuPaul announces that we're about to start giving out our charity stories. And I. I thought this was gonna be something, like, throughout the season, I was like, oh, they're. They're going to be another charity star. Girl's about to change up the game. And it. It ended up obviously not happening.
Bob the Drag Queen
We thought so, too. I like.
Monet X Change
I mean, you kind of gave a charity star kind of when you bought Trinity to the finale kind of.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I thought so, too. When I thought there were going to be more chances to get stars. Like, after. Like, from this point on, I was like, oh, this about to be Mario Kart. I mean, Mario party down. RuPaul about to be given, like, giving people extra stars to hand out, like. Like here, there, and everywhere. But as we all know, spoiler alert. It only happened this one challenge, and you arguably the final one. When I got to choose between Trinity
Monet X Change
and Jada, did the energy in the room change when they were like, did y' all know who they're going to give their stars to before they said it? Or was it. Or was it actually. Did y' all actually find out there? Or girls, like, I got you. I got you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Raja and Jinx got to see themselves. But I had a pretty cause, Bob. You know, Jinx. Jinx is like, I told you. Cause the last episode, Jinx and Jada had that weird thing where Jada felt like Jinx, like, crept up on her character, and her and Jinx had this, like, exchange that we didn't get to see on camera. So I know how Jinx operates. I was like, jinx is gonna give Jada the star as a way to atone and a way to apologize for what she did.
Monet X Change
I still thought Jinx would have been mad. Jada for Alley ooping the xylophone to the Vivian.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. You know how Jinx the Jinx is always in her head. She's like, oh, God, I hope Jada isn't mad at me. Monet, do you think Jada's upset?
Monet X Change
Let me tell you what Jinx said the other day. Jinx texts me, and she goes, what kind of refrigerator do you have? And I sent her a screen grab, and she goes, you won't be mad if I buy the same fridge?
Bob the Drag Queen
That's very jinxing.
Monet X Change
No, Jinx. No, I will not be mad if you have the same fridge as me. I also realized that I sent her the wrong fridge. I sent her A Samsung. And I have an lg.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why did you lie?
Monet X Change
I didn't lie. I remember that I was supposed to send Jinx a thing, and then I saw your fridge, and I was like, oh, that's right. I have a Samsung. And then I came home and I was like, I fully have an lg. Fully have an lg.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't have a Samsung fridge. I have a Samsung fridge.
Monet X Change
You do. You absolutely have a Samsung fridge. 100%. You have a Samsung fridge. This is. This is without a shadow of it. I would. I would bet the farm on this. You have a Samsung fridge.
Bob the Drag Queen
I genuinely don't think so, but I don't know for sure. I've never. I've never looked at my fridge like that. No, I don't.
Monet X Change
Oh, now you. Oh, now you never look at the fridge. Okay. All right. Skinny loses 10 pounds, loses 5 pounds. Now she's never seen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, no, no. You're all right, baby. 10. 10. 10. 10.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Losing gain and losing gain. Yeah. Over time.
Bob the Drag Queen
10.
Monet X Change
A cumulative 10 accumulative. 10.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all know what haters gonna do.
Monet X Change
Hate.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nigga, worry about your 10 obs and I worry about mine.
Monet X Change
What about my 10 pounds?
Bob the Drag Queen
You tell me.
Monet X Change
What about them?
Bob the Drag Queen
You tell me.
Monet X Change
What are you saying?
Bob the Drag Queen
You tell me.
Monet X Change
Ooh, we're body shaming. I love this new look on you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sorry about that. Sorry about it.
Monet X Change
Is this your new move?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Interesting.
Monet X Change
Monet sounds very proud of that. I feel like. Did the energy in the room change when we found out that they were gonna be giving out stars? No. I mean,
Bob the Drag Queen
the energy was like. Because I thought that you could maybe give yourself a star, but. Which would have been dumb. I know that wouldn't be a thing, but. But I thought maybe some other twists and rufo were like, oh, by the way, one of the stars could be for you to keep or something like that. Like, if you were blocked. I felt like if you were blocked and you won, you could. Since you got two, you had to give one away and keep the one that you'd have gotten since it was this twist. But that wasn't the case.
Monet X Change
Back in the day. I came up with this idea when I was giving out shots. I would give out two shots to one person. I'd be like, here's one for you. But then you have to give this one to someone in the room you want to spend the night with at the. I used to love doing that because it would get so interesting when they would just walk around with a shot. Just walk around with a Shot like someone you think is sexy, you have to give a shot to them.
Bob the Drag Queen
At least. I remember you used to do that. That's a really good way of making connections. Making connections at the bar. You probably birthed many babies in your tenure in New York City.
Monet X Change
I also used to always say, we have a bunch of shots. I've given our shot to everyone. Anyone here that can admit they had bedbugs.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God.
Monet X Change
Which was, by the way, would make you a social pariah in New York City.
Bob the Drag Queen
What did you think of RuPaul's outfit this episode, Bob?
Monet X Change
What was it again? Oh, are we. You going straight to the outfits already?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, RuPaul, not that one. His. His. His workroom. Hello, Hello, Hello. I don't remember.
Monet X Change
What was it I didn't take notes about?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wasn't anything special. I just wondered if you. Because, I mean last week you really.
Monet X Change
Well, RuPaul's look last week was wearing mud diggers, a sleeveless, a vest, blazer, Dexter kill gloves. It was a very interesting suit and gold lame pants. Was RuPaul wearing anything that wild this week?
Bob the Drag Queen
No. No, it was just a little moment.
Monet X Change
What was the moment? What did you think of the outfit?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't remember.
Monet X Change
Like, what was it? What was it? I don't even remember. Can you describe. Do you remember anything about it?
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
Monet X Change
Oh. Oh, you don't even remember. I thought you were acting like you're asking as if it was like it jumped out at you or something.
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Monet X Change
So when we go into picking the groups, it seems like one of the groups just picks whoever's standing next to them. And for whatever reason, the Vivienne seems very upset about this. Like, she is not willing to let this go, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
When Vivian started going off, I was like, Viv, it is really not. It just we were all standing next. When RuPaul gave the instructions, we were all standing next to each other. We were just like, you guys want to do it together? That's it. And she felt like there was like some strategy thing that we were trying to shade her into being this other group. I was like, it's not that deep. Mary. Like, she went out to go have a cigarette. She came back, she sat down, she hushed. I was like, viv, girl, it is not all that.
Monet X Change
So she was really mad.
Bob the Drag Queen
Drivia was. She was mad mad.
Monet X Change
How would I feel if I was part of the other girls? And I was like, this bitch doesn't want to be with us. God damn. I say God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I will say, I think that, you know, because Jada, I mean, Jada Shay and I are looked at as strongly when we do singing and dancing challenges. So I think that, you know, she would want to be on our team, but not that they ever judge anything in team. Can you remember the last time Jaguars judge anything, like, for a team? I feel like season eight was the last time. No, no. Season ten. Season ten. I don't know if it's the last time. My last big memory of it was season 10 when we did Farmer Rusical and I can't. But most times it feels like they have a bunch of people and they randomly, they pick different people to be tops and bottoms. No rhyme or reason to the group. Oh, my God. Remember that? Imagine doing a six. That six way lip sync was insane. I cannot believe Drag Race did that.
Monet X Change
Was it six or nine?
Bob the Drag Queen
It was six. Imagine six people lip syncing on that little ass stage together. Like that is crazy.
Monet X Change
It is wild. Anyway, yeah, Viv was Pretty pissed. And I would feel very upset if I was part of the other girls. And I was like, so it was Monet, Shay, Trinity, and Raja in Mr. And then the other girls were Evie the Vivian Jinx Monsoon and Jada Essence Hall.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Which I didn't. Y' all said y' all yalls theme was that, like, Evie left the group. That did not read to me at all. I mean, I don't know if it was like a fun backstory to have, but it was not. It didn't look like y' all lost a member.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it was just. Well, in that. Those bits that we do after the thing with Carson, they were obviously, you have to shorten them for screen, for tv. But, like, we, like, we like, had. You had to have like a fun little story about your group. And so that was like the one that we came up with because we were going to be Mr. E. But we lost the Y, Evie. So we just. Mr.
Monet X Change
I was saying it just felt like so y'. All. I was just saying I thought that y' all would have, like, incorporated that in your act somehow.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I know. Nothing. Not all.
Monet X Change
I think it would have actually helped if you would have incorporated in your act, though, because it would. It would have gave, like, I don't know, maybe like a cohesion to it or given a theme to the group, because everyone has the same theme. But then your theme could be a theme within that theme. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, we're gonna get to that in the beginning. I mean, in a bit. In a bit between the two groups. But I feel like both teams, like, handle the assignment very. Not very differently, but prioritize more like certain things in the other group. Which was. Which we'll get to in a sec.
Monet X Change
Well, let's. Well, I guess we should talk about the looks from the challenge first, so. Okay. And the verses. So Monet is. Monet is wearing like this, like, mesh corset with some, like, suede panties with some stones on the. On the corset boots. It's not a corset. It's like a bodice.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's a leotard. It's all one piece.
Monet X Change
I know, but I'm saying. But visually, it looks like two pieces and some gladiator strappy open toe shoes. Not strappy, more like Jesus y strappy heels. Jesus meets stripper on the hill. I hate you, baby boy, you tearing up my heart. Too busy T9 texting. Destiny fell apart. Go ahead.
Bob the Drag Queen
Too busy T9 text. Too busy T9 text. Destiny fell but I mean, just for the. So it could fit in the rhyme scheme.
Monet X Change
Got it. Like, Kathy Lee dumped Regis. Love went. Love went down the drain. You are the weakest link. Dust it off and try again. Yeah. T9 texting was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is Jacob asking for the podcast or. Jacob doesn't know what T9 texting is.
Monet X Change
Who? You don't ask me. Jacob doesn't know what T9 texting is. Is that when you had.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're using 1, 2, 3, 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9?
Monet X Change
Yes, T9 texting is. Yes. T9 texting is when you are texting using the numbers.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was, like, supposed to Jacob, but,
Monet X Change
I mean, Jacob didn't know it was called T9 texting. So that is indicative. I mean, that's very wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
The work. Jacob. Jacob is.
Monet X Change
Jacob's not much younger than you. Jacob's 29. I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's what I'm saying. Jacob is only three years younger than me. That's so crazy. He's like, what's T9 texting?
Monet X Change
Me as well. But yeah. Anyway, I like this verse, and I like this look, too. Yeah. I mean, I think that you have some great moments in there, and I think that it. I think it was really good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you. Let's go to Trinity. The tuck.
Monet X Change
You don't have any notes for yourself. You don't have anything to say about yourself.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was great. I love mine. When we got the brief of the challenger, we wanted to. We wanted to scream 2000s. She was like. They're like, this is a 2000s challenge. We want you to look, and we want your lyrics to give us that. So I like, put. I mean, I pumped. Mindful of 2000s references, tearing up my heart. Backstreet Boys. T9 texting. When Destiny's Child broke up, Kathleen dumped Regis. What was it the Kathleen Regis show, right?
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Regis Rege's and Kathie Lee, the weakest slang. It was really big. Aaliyah dusted off a try again. So I like. I mean, I, like, put everything. Every reference. I could fit, like, two per line.
Monet X Change
I don't think you look too. You said you wanted to look. You think you look too early.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, this is death. This is. This is Dustin Shaw. Danity Kane. Down with the. With the frosted lip and the dark liner and that. Like that, like 2000s here.
Monet X Change
That is very.
Bob the Drag Queen
And this. This is very 2000s.
Monet X Change
Look up Danny Kane. I don't know. I was alive back then, too, like. But you mean. You mean your outfit, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, as much as my Outfit could. Right. We. We. This is. We were in we group. We're like. We're gonna get, like. We. Like. We ask you, like, what do we have that we. Because again, we didn't know we're gonna have a 2000 challenge. We're like, what do we have that could, like, be that. That could feel cohesive as a group together and, you know, and make us feel like a girl group. We're trying to cross that, you know? But we didn't bring 2000's Alpha. You just had to, like, kind of what we had and made it work, you know?
Monet X Change
Oh, okay. I was not. I did not know this. I was not aware of any of this information.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is Trinity. Trinity did suck. She. What do you think of Trinity's outfit?
Monet X Change
I mean, I guess. I mean, she looks good. I mean, I don't really want to judge the outfit because I guess you all said you didn't know. You didn't know you're doing this, so you're just basically using what you got. Yeah, I do think that this. I mean, it looks like a drag outfit. It looks like a drag queen wearing a coat over her. Over her. She looks nice, though. But it does not scream 2000, early 2000s, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Trinity is the lyric.
Monet X Change
I was looking up Danity Kane, and your look actually does look kind of like a Danity Kane look from 2014, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
But anyway, Trinity's lyrics. Frosted tips, you had him. Frosted tips. You had him. Yeah, Justin, you had me gagging. I went crazy, was obsessed and fell in love and couldn't have him. I know this love ain't real love. You weren't sent from above not end sync from the start this blessed crush had to depart.
Ryan Reynolds
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I guess hers is all about her love for Justin Timberlake, which. Yeah, I mean, it's fine. I think I would have liked some more than just Justin Timberlake, but it was fine for what it was. I think she did decently well.
Bob the Drag Queen
You had characters, like, obsessed with Justin. She had, like, tear. She did tear mascara, like, streaming down her face like she was crying, like, obsessed with Justin. Because when she was a. A young lad in A Young Person In 2000, Trinity was obsessed with Justin in real life. So she played her character like that.
Monet X Change
It sounds like she was doing the I'm in love episode. I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love. Love, love, love. They had to be obsessed with one famous person.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what I mean? Oh, and someone had, like, Jason Momoa or something like that.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah.
Monet X Change
It sounds kind of like she's doing that challenge instead. Anyway, Shea Coulee, this look actually is very early in the early 2000s. Maybe she just happened to have it in her. In her bag or obviously happen to have it and it actually kind of works, which I think looks really good. Kind of reminds me of Britney Spears is flesh colored, like rhinestone bodysuit with a wide leg. Hell nah. Boy, you. You best stop tripping. What's wrong, boo? Your CD skipping Better not play me like a clown or like Titanic. It's going down like that. JLo neck. Turn around, Boo. Let me see that back. Just hit up. Am I having a stroke? Just got hit up by your friend because. Oops, I did it again. Wait, what did J. Lo's neck. What did J. Lo do with her neck?
Bob the Drag Queen
Jlo, I think 2000. Was that when Jlo had that plunging green neck? That. What's the name?
Monet X Change
I mean, it was. It was. It was definitely thousands.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
That was when they invested the Google. Google search. Google image search.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I think that's what she. I think that's what she's referencing.
Monet X Change
Got it. Okay. I really. I think her look is my favorite so far. These are my favorite lyrics. I do like the CD skipping and the Titanic references. Yeah. This is pretty good though. But. But it's not. But it's not my favorite so far. I think maybe right now, I think maybe she's ahead of Trinity but behind you as far as lyrics. But she does have my favorite look so far look. And
Bob the Drag Queen
what do you think about Raj's look?
Monet X Change
I think again, it looks good. I can see this being. I can see this kind of being early 2000s, actually. This big blousy floral looking top with thigh high boots and fishnets. I actually can kind of see this actually working for the time period, actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I guess her and Shay lucked out on that regard by just happened to be having that in their trunks, you know?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Raj's lyrics. Atlantic deep my lutes I keep sink my bling bling bye bye ring treasure chasing dagger facing Baby, you're drowning frozen, frowning Honey, your heart why so cold that's hot. Melt like gold clubbing in our juicy coo. Call me angel Lucy Liu. Hiya.
Monet X Change
These are not my favorite lyrics. She really leaned into the Titanic of it all.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
And these are not my. These are not my favorite lyrics. I. This is is. It is. It's a lot. You see, like you have less lyrics than everyone. You have like four line. Were you singing real slow?
Bob the Drag Queen
No. But my. No, I had the same amount of lines.
Monet X Change
I think he had the same amount of time. But everyone else has more.
Bob the Drag Queen
I hate your baby boys, Aaron Heck
Monet X Change
than theirs and yours.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, well, see. Cause everyone else would rap. I was singing. So when you rap, you can fit more in. I was singing mine.
Monet X Change
Draco. Let's talk about the other girls. Starting with the most reluctant member of the other girls, the Vivian. I don't understand what's going on with this look. This look is wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, it looks wild.
Monet X Change
This is like something you make when you go to the fabric store. You just buying random. This is when you like making outfits out of fabric you had left over. Like, what is going on here?
Bob the Drag Queen
Her face makeup was very 2000s old. But the outfit, I agree. I don't know what this could be future. This could be Judy Jetson hooker. This could be something in the future. But it's not 2000s.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but her eye makeup, she did like those thin. Those thin 2000s eyebrows. Yeah, like. Like the over tweezed eyebrows was very that. But the face makeup and the lips and everything. But the outfit and hair. Nah, dog.
Monet X Change
I got an English guy to love me he's got foreskin and he drinks tea he loves to love my double decker pussy Gonna start a royal family Bangers and mash were meant to be at 11 when he sweeps my chimney Not a lot of references, early 90s references in there. But I did enjoy her performance. I will say that much. Like, I really did enjoy, like the way she performed it. But I don't love this verse so much. It's also weird. Like something about reading them is different than just watching them because they're kind of going really fast. You can't really understand all the words. And it was. Something about this one seemed much more impressive when I watched it versus when I'm reading it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Does that make any sense? Yeah, I hear that. But yeah, she didn't like. I mean, I don't think she has not one. Maybe start a royal family at least. That could be some things to like Diana. No, not even early 2000s. That's like 90s, so. Yeah.
Monet X Change
But also the royal family's been going
Bob the Drag Queen
on for way more than this is true. I'm trying to find something that could be 2000s, but I mean, I don't think there is one 2000s reference in this verse.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Excuse me. She didn't do a lot of. Yeah, she did not do a lot of making that happen. Let's go to Jada Essence Hall I was listening to hall and Closet today, which, by the way, we are officially challenging Jada Essence. Hall and Heidi and Closet. Y'. All snip this and tag them. You are officially being challenged to wrestle. We want to do a foot race. We're going to challenge you in Smash Brothers. We're going to do a decathlon.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are we going to beat them raggedy these? Let me tell you something. These hall and Closet hoes, they don't want to smoke. I don't want to smoke.
Monet X Change
We're going to choose five categories, and y' all can choose five categories, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
And we will film it all.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Well, yeah, gather your hoes, but go back to this look.
Monet X Change
Greco Greco Roman wrestling.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to do Turkish oil wrestling. But I guess I would say Jada's hair was very 2000. It's giving me. It's giving 2000s to me. But the outfit is.
Monet X Change
This hair seems timeless. This is a hair that. This is a hairstyle that could be from practically any decade after the 60s. And I'd be like, sure. Pigtails have just kind of always been in. She looks amazing, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she does. Yeah. Her lyrics. I get this rumble in my tummy when you hold in my.
Monet X Change
Oh, wait. Before you read it, I remember she said, I want to do what I know what I know best. Poop in love.
Bob the Drag Queen
She said.
Monet X Change
That was such. She said it to the camera. She text me and called me. She said. She said it makes.
Bob the Drag Queen
You said, like, in the workroom. I. I don't. I don't. And, yeah, work.
Monet X Change
She said, I'm gonna do what I know best. Poop and love. I did not know that Jada saw. I mean, she did do that. That piss story, huh?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
So maybe. Yeah, she does, like, blue humor.
Bob the Drag Queen
Blue humor. I got this rumble in my tummy when you're holding my hand. So, baby, let me clear the air. You're number one fan, but you're my number two. I'm so in love with you. Just like diarrhea where you've exploded in love. You got me high, babe. Like I'm gassy. And we're floating above the new millennium here. Cause, baby, you're the ish.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean, I guess it seems like this group is doing. I mean, I felt like Evie's the only one from the other girls who actually did anything with the time frame, the.
Bob the Drag Queen
The challenge.
Monet X Change
And the other ones were all doing,
Bob the Drag Queen
you know, but again, not even, like, one 2000s reference. I mean, but I guess with the.
Monet X Change
I guess they were going for, like, being 2000s as a group and not with their lyrics.
Bob the Drag Queen
But how are they there as a group, though?
Monet X Change
I don't know. Because they're on trl. I don't know. Monet, what do you want from me?
Bob the Drag Queen
That challenge, like, we want to see 2000. We want your lyrics to get to remind us of the 2000s. That was what we had to do.
Monet X Change
But.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And. And, well, I guess let's talk about it now. Michelle, like, was a bit gagged that Jada did so much poop hormone poop humor and came at her a little bit for that. And Jada was like, a little. Was very upset.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean, people like talking about Pooh.
Bob the Drag Queen
But cut to. So season 13 was obviously. Well, not obviously. Fellow season. Which one had Willow on is 14.
Monet X Change
14 Willow, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Season 14 was filmed before this, and they had just did a whole Daytona Winds challenge where the whole thing was about pooping and farting.
Monet X Change
So it was about farting.
Bob the Drag Queen
Farting, not pooping, just farting. So gassy blue humor was literally. They just filmed something. So to me, in my mind to know that Michelle is, like, critiquing her about this being too much. When they just did a challenge a few weeks ago that was completely about gas. It was so crazy.
Monet X Change
Like, in Michelle's defense, Michelle didn't write that. Maybe Michelle's like, I don't like it. Maybe the whole time they were doing parts, Michelle was like, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because Michelle was cacackling bent over in her chair.
Monet X Change
I can't. I don't. I don't have any distinct memories of. I'm not saying you're wrong. I just don't remember whether or not Michelle was, like, cackling and doubled over. But I do know that Crystal Method got a lot of praise for doing her take a Take a dump bit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Right.
Monet X Change
Anyway. But I didn't particularly love this verse, but she looks really beautiful. Jinx. Monsoon is. What is this outfit?
Bob the Drag Queen
Sm.
Monet X Change
What is sm?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's mauve.
Monet X Change
Yeah. It's like three color. Anyway. Like my hip, like my hip Our love is a tight like my hip our love is titanium and we're aging at the same rate Because I'm very young Pledge your heart to me eternally Gonna be around forever Like a CD I've got two years left to have your baby Because I finally. Because I've fallen in love and I can't get up. So I guess she's, like, old her bit that she's old and she. And There are some 90s references in here as well.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. CD.
Monet X Change
There are some funny. There are some funny moments. This actually has some funny moments in it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. She's talking about the cd. Wait, which one is the other one? Pledge your heart.
Monet X Change
Pledge your heart. No, she said,
Bob the Drag Queen
I am titanium.
Monet X Change
No, I guess. I guess just the CD thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Because titanium, I mean, maybe you could stretch it, but titanium was, like, 2012, 13, 14.
Monet X Change
I mean, to be fair, even if you're much older than someone, you are still aging at the time. Same. Same rate. Like, everyone ages at the same rate. So, I mean, I kind of don't get that joke. Yeah, maybe that is the joke, that we're all aging at the same rate. It doesn't mean we're the same age. We're just aging at the same rate.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, maybe. Maybe.
Monet X Change
I don't know. I don't know. It was. That was pretty funny. Let's go over to Eevee. Oddly, Evie, oddly is. Is this early 2000s, this outfit maybe kind of the furry.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can see it being early 2000s, the furriness of it all.
Monet X Change
I do wish that she dressed like a robot, though. I wish that she had, like, wire sticking out of her neck. And that would have been, like. I think that would have been really cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I. I got to say, I didn't. Yeah, the robot thing. I guess she was trying to do, like, Because. Because her thing is, like. She was like a. She was like an industry plan or something like that. Right.
Monet X Change
It's just that she's a robot. She's. She's a robot.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm thinking about what she was saying in her whole thing. She's like. She's like. She's like a plant robot from the industry. Because you know how people have all the conspiracy theories about how certain artists are, like, not real, they're robots. That was her thought process.
Monet X Change
I don't remember. Did she say initiate plant?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she didn't say that. This is what she was talking about when we were.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
My good thing. So. Yeah. Evelyn Oddly. Baby, I'm your baby. You're my baby. I love you forever. I love you forever. Never. Maybe if you ever need me, you can page me and I'll call you from this flip phone until I'm 80. Our connection is amazing. Dial up my modem and I'll you waiting. Baby, baby, baby. So she has a bunch of references in here, and it was a good verse. Yvie's a good rapper.
Monet X Change
Evie probably had my favorite verse. This was really good. And I liked the performance. It was. I thought it was funny. I liked how extra she she's so extra with her face, which I think actually ended up. Ended up being her to her detriment in the lip sync. It was. It was too extra. I was like, evie. All right, Eve, Evelyn, Evelyn, now come. Not during a Dolly song. Evelyn, come on. And then we have our final. No, that was it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Whose verse is your favorite?
Bob the Drag Queen
Favorite verse? My top two would be.
Monet X Change
Top one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Top one. I'm gonna say me. I love my verse. I thought it was very clever. I really enjoyed my references, and I was the only one. That saying
Monet X Change
work, I really enjoy. I like Evie. Evie's verse is really good. This is. And I really like the perspective she came from. The robot bit. It's a theme. I thought hers was very clever. Like, I think that, like. Like, for example, Jada had a theme, but I don't know that I'm on theme with that theme. I don't know that I'm on board with.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
With JS theme, it was a little odd.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet X Change
But Evie's theme seemed to really fit the. The overall theme and the lyrics really good. So those extra points for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's talk about these judges. I love Rue's hair. I love Rue's hair, dress, and shoes. I think Rue looks great. This is. She looks young, sexy, and fresh.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she looks very good here. She looks very, very good. Tove A. Low. I did not know her name was. I'm pretty sure it's Tove Low.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it's Tuvalu.
Monet X Change
Wasn't there a whole thing where they came out on the Runway and said, tove Low? Yeah. And everyone kept being like, is that how you say her name?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, RuPaul called her Tuvlo. No, RuPaul called her Tuvalu. And she was like, thank you for saying my name. Right. Her name is Tuvalu, but everyone calls her Tuvlo. Like, we all Americans are like, oh, yeah, girl. I love that new Tuvlo song. My name is Tuvalu.
Monet X Change
I don't know what she's wearing.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's a designer. Someone tagged it online. It is. It's some fierce designer's outfit that she pulled to wear. But it is. It is a wild look. I was like, she would work. She would have work. It's giving me, like, almost like Gracie Lou Freebush, Miss Congeniality, Sandra Bullock in the dress.
Monet X Change
I. I don't know what's going on. I mean, you know, I'm sure that designer knows a lot more about fashion than I do, so good for them. All right, let's go into these Dolly Parton looks. The Runway theme is Dolly part 10 on the Runway. And I love your look. It's so great. It is a very, very good look. Did I give you this idea?
Bob the Drag Queen
No. This was me and Patty and Jay.
Monet X Change
Cause I was on this call, I felt like I pitched this idea, and
Bob the Drag Queen
they were like, no, no, no.
Monet X Change
Because I feel like they were, like, all ideas. And I was like, oh, you could do coat of many colors.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Patty thought about coat of many colors. And then Jay was like, it would be dope if you did. What's her name? The woman who was married to the Jonas brother, Priyanka Chopra. She wore, like, this. She wore it to the Met Gala. It was like a trench coat. Like a trench coat gown. If you did, like, a trench coat gown through it. And Patti was like, in the coat of many colors, but so people don't know. So we came up with this idea. And then. So Patti was, like, on the hunt. Well, Dallas Coulter was like, girl, I can't find a fabric. So Patti went looking for a bunch of Patrick fabric. Could not, could not, could not find it. So then Patty was like, well, I have an idea. He's like, my mom, she not cross stitch. What is this called?
Monet X Change
Quilting.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. Yeah. My mom quilts. So I'll buy, like, she, like, yards and yards of each individual color. This teal one, the pink one, the purple one, the orange one, the red one. And she can, like, quilt them by nine by nine squares, like, this big. And then they would have to stitch them all together, and then cut. So it was. This was, like, over. Patty's mom, may she rest in peace, a very sweet laminda. Patty's mom handed this. Made the fabric for over 40 hours. She, like, did all that. And then when she. She looked, she's like, guys, I love you, but I can't. She's like, I've done 40 hours, and I've done as much as I could. And then Patty finished it off and then sent it to Dallas, and Dallas made it, But. And I'm so grateful that Laminda,
Shannon Maldonado
you
Bob the Drag Queen
know, in her last days, made this for me. Is very sweet. I'm very grateful for it.
Monet X Change
I think she passed a little bit before the episode aired, but.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. We were. We were filming. We were. When we were filming all the looks, she called Patty while we were doing it, and did she FaceTime it? Okay, wait, hold on. While we were filming the looks, she just happened to FaceTime us when we were in this look. And then Patty's like, mom, look. I Want to, because she had never seen me in it, obviously. She's like, oh, my God, it's so beautiful. And it's her first time seeing it, and then. So I'm happy that she got to at least see it before she passed.
Monet X Change
That is amazing. Much love to Laminda Minor. We really love you, Laminda. She spent, I think, Thanksgiving with us one time, and it was really fun. And she's just a. She's a very lovely lady. So very lovely. Thank you for contributing to this remarkable piece in this amazing episode of Repose. Drag Race. This was hands down also. The silhouette is very. Anyone who knows me know this silhouette is very. I love this silhouette. This was my favorite look of the night by far. I. This might be my favorite outfit that you own. I love this coat. I absolutely love this coat.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I say wet? Patti's. Bob came to spend Thanksgiving with us, and we had it at Bob's house. We were playing quip. We were playing quiplash.
Monet X Change
Bear in mind, Lamenda. Mine is from Mississippi. She's from Jackson, Mississippi.
Bob the Drag Queen
A Swede, Southern, with, like. With, like, the only Southern accent. And every answer, I mean, Bob and I would just throw in the N word and almost every answer, and she would just be guffawed and shocked. She was like, oh, my God.
Monet X Change
We would just be throwing. She was just like, oh, oh. Or she just looked down and be like, yeah, that was very fun.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was fun.
Monet X Change
Thank you, Patty, for bringing your beautiful, beautiful mother around. Trinity, the tuck. This looks like a really expensive garment. Trinity is. Trinity has some really nice drag. I wonder what. I want to see her closet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, she sells a lot of it. Trinity sells, like, almost everything all the time.
Monet X Change
Is she one of those. That's so wild. To me, this is an absolutely beautiful piece, and it just looks so nice.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she looks good, but her face.
Monet X Change
Her makeup was a little. Oh, no, her makeup was wild. I was like, what in the stroke? Patty Labelle's. I mean, Dolly Parton's going on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, her face, she had these, like, crazy eyes, and then her lips, she looked crazy. But from afar, she looks like. She looks like Dolly if you squint
Monet X Change
and cover her half over the thumb she's giving. Why does she have Reba lips? Like, I don't know. But I love. But I love the dress. I do love the dress.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, God, that shit is so funny.
Monet X Change
I think Shea did too obscure of a reference. I always say, do the hits, girl. Do the hits. This is too obscure of a reference, in my opinion.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And I mean, I have to say, I just. I just. I. I've had to be so many white women on the show,
Monet X Change
and there
Bob the Drag Queen
is just like, I like, again, I know the judges are not judging you on your impersonation, but when you come out here as a black bitch as Dolly Parton, it's just not as striking and as impressive as when Trinity does it or Viv. Even Raja, we're about to get to who is Raja did a really good job of transforming her face, but she's just never going to give you Dolly, you know what I mean? Whereas Trinity is in Ripen and she looks like Dolly.
Monet X Change
Well, I mean, yeah, I think that obviously, if you consider that Evie, you know, was in the top of this episode, I don't think they're necessarily judging it based exactly on how much you look like Dolly. At least I hope not, because that would be unfair.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Monet X Change
Who don't have her body type or her skin tone. You know what I mean? But I'd agree. My thought process about dressing like black women, though, I'm like, I would hate to see some of these white bitches problematically take on dressing up like Whoopi Goldberg. Night of a Thousand, Erykah Badu's, Night of a Thousand, Sade's. Night of a Thousand Beyonce's. I would hate to see these so many. But you could do, problematically take on those looks. Diana Ross.
Bob the Drag Queen
You could do Beyonce. Vivian did Diana Ross early on this season, and it was fine. You could do Beyonce, you could do Diana Ross, you could do Patti LaBelle.
Monet X Change
You could do Patti LaBelle. Vivian did a. Vivienne did a good job. There are. If you get a full cast, one bitch is going to come out in Diana Ross Frozen. One bitch is going to come out in. Because Patti LaBelle's hair, it was. It was very black in the 90s and the 80s. It was so black. I don't mean the color black. It was like black. Like, it was like. Like bapst was based off some of the hair that Patti LaBelle.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Monet X Change
It was like, so. But I mean, I just. I. I don't know that I need to see a bunch of white people dressed like Patti LaBelle. And I know that I need to see that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like there are some black artists who could choose. Oh. Will work like. I think it could work for Whitney as well. Whitney had a very. A wide range of looks.
Monet X Change
Whitney Houston. Yeah, Whitney. But, well, Whitney Houston, I would say, when he said, like, like a few decades, like three looks like she had her, like, her jeans and T shirt things and like the. In the crop jackets. And then she. Then she.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to dance with somebody.
Monet X Change
Then she's wearing cocktail dresses. In the late 90s.
Bob the Drag Queen
The gowns.
Monet X Change
Toward the end of her life, it was all gowns, so it was like the casual jeans, the.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not right, but it's okay.
Monet X Change
And the gown. Oh, that corseted black, big collar with a bob. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like Whitney. Whitney could give us some variety, too.
Monet X Change
Whitney Houston would be a good. I mean, she has more. Right. As. Sorry, as much variety as Dolly partner or.
Bob the Drag Queen
Right.
Monet X Change
Or. Or Vanna White. You know what I mean? Yeah, I would say more. More variety than Vanna White.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, for sure. Vanna White is just one thing.
Monet X Change
I think Mariah Carey's a black artist, dude. Not problematically. Whitney Houston is another that people can do without being. Getting too problematic.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Maybe Ella Fitzgerald is one that people could do without getting too problematic.
Bob the Drag Queen
Only had, like. She literally had like one or two silhouettes, though.
Monet X Change
Well, she had her suits that she would wear and she had her gowns.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
And cocktail dresses.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So.
Monet X Change
But I mean, how many silhouettes? The Vanna White house.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is true. This is true.
Monet X Change
You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Anyway, let's move on to. Yeah. What do you think about Shay's look?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it was not my favorite Shay look of the season. I think also the hair didn't seem like it was Dolly. Like, I was like, this doesn't seem like Dolly hair to me. And when you watch that, when you
Monet X Change
look at the picture, it is Dolly's hair. But again, do the hit that way, no one's questioning.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't my favorite Shay.
Monet X Change
Let's go into Ra'. Jah. I did not realize what a chameleon Ra' Jah is with makeup. I did not know that. I thought she was going to be. I thought Raj was like, beauty, makeup. That's it. Like, look stunning beauty. That's it. This bitch can transform herself. She looks. Her boobs needed to be bigger. I will say that.
Bob the Drag Queen
But the dress was beautiful. And the hair.
Monet X Change
Raja doesn't wear a boob. Where's it? Raja doesn't wear big boobs. Raja doesn't pad and Raja doesn't blah, blah, blah. But for this. But for this bitch, get into it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think. I think she could have had bigger boobs and give us a smaller waist and yeah, she give really Dolly. I think that would have really been great. But that being said, I said I feel like the outfit Is very pretty. And I love the hair. The body just was not giving Dolly at all.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I love that. I love the outfit, though. I just wish, I wish it was full of titties, you know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
The Vivian, this bitch, when she was in the workroom, I was like, this is insane. She looks. It was insane. I was like, this bitch has become Dolly Parton. It's wild.
Monet X Change
She's giving Jason Cosmo. Do you remember Jason Cosmo?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, yes, yes, I do.
Monet X Change
She's giving Jason. Jason Cosmo was this famous Dolly Parton impersonator who you could be an inch from his face and you'd be like, I'm looking at Dolly Parton.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
And the Vivian look. This looks. I do. I know the hair she's doing is closer to Dolly's in real life, but I wish that it was a little bit bigger just for drag. But obviously don't take any notes from me because this looks amazing. She looks so much like Dolly Parton, it's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she looks really good. She looks really, really good.
Monet X Change
Had me thinking Dolly Parton had a British accent. I mean, technically, Dolly Parton does have a British accent.
Bob the Drag Queen
As I said. As I had said.
Monet X Change
Well, what you said was, I looked it up and some people were saying the basic thing is what makes the part of America that has the close to British accent is the Tennessee Appalachian mountains. So people who live in Appalachia have what is the closest to the old school. So not all Americans like New Yorkers. This ain't how they used to talk. But that is, that is very. That. Anyway, she looks great. Let's go on to Hall. This is a good look. Eureka o' Hara has the original Eureka talk. Speaks the queen's English. The queen girl, King George used to go, girl. Now girl, I love you. But now, girl, um, I, I, I like, I, I would, I wouldn't have chosen this look. I think it, I do think it looks dolly, but I wouldn't have chosen this look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think so too. I am, I love, I love people who these, this new, this new thing of these, these titties, these like these titty bibs that go like up to under your neck and like down to your belly button and it gives you fucking boobs. Like Jada's fucking tits are fucking liquid. Like they look like real fucking boobs. But I think for dollar, they could have been bigger breasts.
Monet X Change
Right? I agree. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But, yeah, I think this is a direction I thought to go. I thought it was a good look. Yeah. Not much to say about it. To me, it was. It was. It was good.
Monet X Change
I get so emotional looking at your dress.
Bob the Drag Queen
Right.
Monet X Change
I was watching Showdown. I was, like, crying. It's just so beautiful.
Shannon Maldonado
Beautiful.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know. It's very sweet.
Monet X Change
It's really beautiful. Jinx. Monsoon. Okay. Jinx was walking so crazy. What was the. Was it. Was it a bit. Was the walking crazier and crazier? Was it a bit? Were y', all, like, getting together, being like. You got to be crazier than I was because by the time Evie came
Bob the Drag Queen
out, it was crazy.
Monet X Change
Evie was just walking. It was. We used to play this game back in the day called Vomiting T. Rex, where you'd sit in a circle. It was a theater game. And then one person will walk across the room and say. You have to walk across the room and do some sort of a gesture and go, like. Say something like, I would like a piece of cake. And the next person has to do it a little bit bigger, and the next person do a little bigger. Girl, Big girl, big girl, big girl, big girl. And by the end, it becomes this big, absurd, like. And you become a vomiting T. Rex bitch. Yvie was a vomiting T. Rex. This was wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And we did not know. We did not know until we watched the show back. I did not realize how crazy everyone got. I did not realize Jinx was the beginning.
Monet X Change
I mean, they. They started getting wild. Jinx's was the first one that I was like, this is unhinged. This is unhinged. Uh, I. I do like this dress. I don't like this hair. Again, do the hits. Like, I'm sure Dolly wore this, but I want to see, maybe because I'm not super familiar with all of Dolly's fashions. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I listen to Dolly more than I look at her, quite frankly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
But she does look good, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she looks good. This is old. This is early Dolly. This was very, very young Dolly, which, again, I didn't know until I saw the reference pictures they put on the show side by side. But, yeah. And I think that the hair is accurate to what Dolly had. But again, I agree. If I saw this, a civilian just seen this picture, I would not think this is Dolly Parton. Whereas if I saw Jada or Raja's or obviously Vivian, I'd be like, oh, yeah, that's Dolly Parton. Even yvie's is.
Monet X Change
You know, I gotta say, Yvie, I love this fucking outfit on Yvie. I love her body. Looks so good. I wish she wasn't doing this insensitive insane. But I, I just really like this outfit. Like the little doilies around the knee. This is a, this is a great look. I really. Ever seen the interview with Barbara Walters and Dolly Parton?
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
Monet X Change
You have to. It is a master class. And how to stay classy when A is coming for you like Barbara, Barbara Walters is doing everything she can to get under.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh about, like about her wig and why she wears hair and well, she's like.
Monet X Change
Don't you think people laugh at you? Why you guys dress like that? You don't like. I mean, why you gotta dress like animals like in Dolly Parton? Just every time. I could never be that classy in a million years could I ever be that non conversational as Dolly Parton was on that day. Never. Not once. We about to be fighting. We about to both be embarrassed on ourselves on TV today. Honey, I went to this gifting suite today and oh, the Emmys.
Bob the Drag Queen
How was it? I couldn't go this year. Cause I'm here. I'm so mad.
Monet X Change
It was, it was, it was, it was great. It was interesting. It wasn't like last time because that was the Grammys gifting suite. This was the Emmys gifting suite.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, last time. Oh no. Last time I went to the Oscars gifting suite.
Monet X Change
No, that's right. Yeah, it was last time we went to the Oscars gift. This was the Emmys. And they're all thrown by. There's like a lot of gift. They're thrown by gifting different. So gifting suites, when they invite celebrities and influencers by and you just take products and you take pictures with them and you get these products.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Sometimes they're food, sometimes they're clothes, sometimes it's jewelry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I got this necklace today that I really love by the way. I'm kind of obsessed with it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can't really see it. It's blurry. Girl, don't be casting no spells over here. I rebuke that in the name of Jesus. The blood of Jesus.
Monet X Change
Anyway, it's called A. I can't remember the name. It's a certain kind of mine. There's only one mine in the world that has this stone and it's in upstate New York.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, put that down. I feel uneasy. I feel unsettled in my spirit.
Monet X Change
Because you got. Because you. The evil's jumping out of you. I'm pulling the evil. You know this does. This shows your true nature. You feel uneasy because you are. Because you're evil.
Bob the Drag Queen
The dark sided.
Monet X Change
Anyway. Oh yeah. So I get there and girl, this woman comes out, and she. So I called out. I was running a little late. My toilet overflowed today, and I was freaking out, trying to get up a toilet, and it was a whole thing. So I was running a little late, and this woman. I called her, and I was like, hey, I'm running a little late. She was like, if you're not here by this time, then we will not be seeing you. And she hung up on me.
Shannon Maldonado
What?
Monet X Change
And I was like, bitch, I'm around the corner. So I showed up. Of course. I was like, let's see if she keep that energy when I show up. She did not keep that energy, but she kept it with her employees. Girl, she came out and she read her employees the fucking riot act.
Shannon Maldonado
She.
Monet X Change
We were all sitting there, like, I don't feel. She was, like, just reading her employees. She's like, I'm about to fire somebody today. Somebody. Somebody's getting fired. Lights. I was like, this is wild. Anyway, let's go on to. So the winners of this week's challenge are Evelyn Audley and the Vivienne first name the. From the legendary. From the legendary House of Vivid and give it up for the. Do you think. Do you agree with this win?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I don't think it should have been Viv. It should have been me and Yvie or me and Shay.
Monet X Change
I. I would have put you in the top because I think your look is my favorite, and you had a great verse, and I really. Oh, my God, this is so horrible, because I didn't love Vivian's line, but this look is just so good. It deserves some acknowledgment, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
And Evie had a great verse, and I liked her look too, so I'd have kept Eevee. I don't know. This is too hard. I don't envy the judges on RuPaul's Drag Race. I do not envy them. Yeah, but they lipstick to. Why'd you come in here looking like that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Why'd you come in here looking like that? So when I came back so I. You cannot tell me I was not gonna be lip syncing. Right. So under. So I wore my coat back out, but under it, I had this full denim dolly look under it I was gonna reveal, but when they did not call me. Talk about the Jan face. Crack. Bitch face. My face was. I had a face shatter. My shit was shattered. I was gagged.
Monet X Change
What. What's your favorite Dolly song?
Bob the Drag Queen
My favorite. Oh, my God. Light of the Clear Blue Morning. The coral arrangement. So Jabali has the song Light of the clear blue morning. But there's a choral arrangement of it, and you have a beautiful soloist. And the choir just does lots of oohs, ahs, and ums Hums under it. It is. Y' all look it up on YouTube if you want, like, some nice music to start your day. It is so calming and it is so beautiful. Very, very pretty. Light of the claywood morning.
Monet X Change
My favorite is Two Doors Down. It's such a good song. It's a great song about not feeling bad for yourself. And if you're feeling down, there's someone. Like, there's probably someone nearby you having fun. You can join them in their fun. Two doors down, they're laughing and dancing and having a party. Two doors. Oh, she's. Dolly Parton is a. Also listen to Dolly Parton's America, y', all, if you want a great podcast. I think it's only six episodes. When I tell you Dolly Parton's America is one of the best podcasts I've ever listened to. It is so good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Silver Rivalry. He doesn't mean that. He means the second best. This is the best one he's listening to, right? Well, so he doesn't. So he wouldn't know.
Monet X Change
I do listen to Civil Rivalry. The best at one of the. I said one of the best. My favorite podcast will always. Will always be S Town. S Town is Bob Pacific Rivalry. Anyway, my favorite podcast is S Town. It's a really brilliant. It's a very brilliant podcast, but Dolly Partons America. I was listening to the Read today for the first time. I took a big break from the Read. It's so great because my Spotify link stopped uploading in 2021. Maybe they. Maybe they switch servers, switched networks or something.
Bob the Drag Queen
Congrats to Kid Fury on his role in Rap Shit. It's great. And Rap Shit is good. I started watching it up to episode six, so it's a really fun show to watch.
Monet X Change
And he's a writer on it.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's a writer on it. And he has a nice little role in it, too. Congrats, bitch.
Monet X Change
And Jabouki. And Jaboukie. Young White, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, he's a writer. He has a small role.
Monet X Change
He had, like, thinner, appropriate Brit. He's so hot. Anyway, you know Jabouki?
Bob the Drag Queen
I do. They. They had asked me to make him over for a thing, and I was like, nah, I'm. I don't like putting people on drug.
Monet X Change
Sure. So let's go on to. Who do you think won this lip sync? It was obvious. It was The Viv.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was Viv. Viv. Viv for sure. It was definitely Viv.
Monet X Change
Like Viv a dad. Evie was going. Evie. This is when her expressiveness got two much.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just think. I mean the blood. The blood of Jesus. The blood of Jesus. I think there was little that anyone could do like Viv was just honest. She. It looks like you're like. Like at a Dolly Parton concert. She looks like her. She's gonna like there's little you could. This is very demonic. If you look at that, your whole screen is going black. That shit is not right.
Monet X Change
It did not go. Yes, it did.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but your screen went black, bitch. Get this fucking phone out of here.
Monet X Change
It's out of focus, Monet. It's called wrecking focus.
Bob the Drag Queen
Toxic.
Monet X Change
Two doors down we're jumping in laughing and having a party and you know you're going to have all these fucking people on fucking crystal TikTok in the comments below being like bob, don't take crystals from strangers.
Bob the Drag Queen
We. We would just. I'm going to go on my TikTok live see Bob with like a whole stand blend of crystal Muslim. All right. Of 7925 the US seller Chris on tik Tok too.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. This one is good. This one is good. This is for Bob. Yes, Bob.
Monet X Change
Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
We find out that the viven wins. She does not win. She does win some money. She does not win a star. However. However she is engaging in the revenge game. Her and jinx have to. Her and jinx need to become one with the wind and sky and let it go. Start blocking more strategically. Play the game instead of trying to get your revenge. You're blocking Jinx for fun. There's a chance. There's a chance that next week's challenge won't be Jinx's week. So like girl play the game but
Bob the Drag Queen
also she thinks that jinx is a threat. Like jinx has two stars at this point and so yes, I think she's playing it smart.
Monet X Change
I don't think so because I think. I think you know, show wise speaking they wouldn't have two singing, acting, dancing three three singing, acting, dancing challenges that close.
Bob the Drag Queen
But there were chances for Rusical. There are chances for Bob.
Monet X Change
There's so many chances.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet X Change
I mean like I said, I would
Bob the Drag Queen
think but who would think that there would be two design challenges in one and once in one like, like I would. I would never think would have would have two design challenges at all. No way.
Monet X Change
I have two design challenges in my. In my short little season we had two design.
Bob the Drag Queen
But in All Stars, they'd never been All Stars. They have more than one design challenge.
Monet X Change
Yes, there has All Stars 7. Anyway, I. I think that. I think that them going back and forth was just. I think it's. It's like you're doing the revenge game and it didn't pay off. It didn't pay off. I mean, blocking someone rarely pays off. It's a real guessing game.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's happened a couple times, but. Yeah, you kind of just never know, honestly.
Monet X Change
And that is our review of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 7, episode 6.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, we're halfway through. I don't know. If I had to put my money on someone right now, I would vote for. Trinity the tuck. She'll be my. She's my front runner.
Monet X Change
Well, you know, Evie is tied for the front with Jinx Monsoon.
Bob the Drag Queen
So what?
Monet X Change
They both have two stars.
Bob the Drag Queen
Trinity has two as well.
Monet X Change
Right. Sorry, Evie. No, Trinity doesn't have to. Trinity got blocked one time. Trinity got effectively blocked once as she got design. She only won one design challenge. Oh, the other design challenges next week.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, all right, then. There we go.
Monet X Change
Wait, how do you know who won next week's challenge? We're only on episode six. How you know?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I'm an industry plant from Drag Race.
Monet X Change
Industry plant. You like a ficus?
Bob the Drag Queen
Or are you more like a Venus fly trap? For sure. I'm definitely carnivorous.
Monet X Change
For sure. It's giving Venus fly trap.
Bob the Drag Queen
My favorite TikTok right now is this girl who does things like a Gen Z er. She was like, what if your doctor was a Gen Z er? She's like, yeah, this cough is giving pneumonia and her shit is so funny. Or like the Gen Z teacher. What's one plus one? Two. Yes. Period.
Monet X Change
Period.
Bob the Drag Queen
One plus one is two. Yeah, you gotta go to star. It's giving valedictorian.
Ryan Reynolds
Period.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, God. Or the girl that. The girl that prays like a Gen Z er. Yes, Father.
Monet X Change
God, we call on you, God. Yes, Lord.
Bob the Drag Queen
Period. Yes, Lord, we ask you to, Lord, give all the blessings and. Oh, God. Period.
Monet X Change
You know, in the. In the late 90s, early 2000. No, early 2000s, there was a kind of a movement to, like, talk to Jesus, the way you speak to your friends. And there was this shirt called Jesus is my homeboy. Do you remember this shirt?
Bob the Drag Queen
Mm, yeah.
Monet X Change
Jesus is my homeboy. I was really big into the Jesus, and I used to talk to Jesus in a very. In a very. It wasn't very praying. It was just like a Very conversational tone. I would talk to Jesus in.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm like, dear God, what up, nigga? So, like, yesterday, I really, like, wanted to make sure, like, I passed my test in school. So, like, my nigga, I need you to give me, like, all the blessings. Like, I need, like, I need you to call. Call all the archangels. I want, like, Michael, Gabriel, Like, I want to call all of them up in here so they can, like, really, like, bless me and, like, help me, like, when my past. Like that.
Monet X Change
I don't have a New York accent, so I didn't quite do it like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can we hear how you would pray to Jesus?
Monet X Change
When I was younger and I had a Southern accent, I would probably say, oh, Lord Jesus, listen, I just want some help trying to do what I need to do. Do your will. Your will, not mine. Your will, always your will. But I hope that your will is aligned with what I'm trying to do, you know? Hope it's aligned what I'm trying to do. Kind of like that. I never. I didn't. I didn't have. I had a slight Southern accent growing up, but never a New York accent.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did Wild N Out recently, and before the show, like, everyone does, like, a big prayer, and I was like,
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I have not been involved in, like, a group.
Monet X Change
You prayed? I mean, I. I stood there and I.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everyone had their heads about it. I just. I. I held hands. I was just, like, kind of looking around because. I mean, because also people praying. I'm not. I'm not upset by people praying. It's not. It's not. It's not going to be holy. Holy prayers are going to fucking eat. Like, I just sit there, like, let them do their thing, their ceremonial thing. But I was like. And I've been involved.
Monet X Change
But you joined in.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did, but that doesn't mean. That doesn't mean I wasn't praying too. I was like. I was like, work.
Monet X Change
I'm just. I'm just asking.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you're like, you're praying.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyways, everybody was. They were praying, and I was like, I've never been in, like, a group ministry pray thing like that in so long. Probably since, like, right after college. So I was like, this is so wild because the church that I sang at and we got to go. The church I sang at was Methodist. So it was very, like, traditional, structured. It was like, Gloria, I've not been to, like, church church where people playing like, yeah, Father God, we ask you to. I was like, this is so wild. This was fun.
Monet X Change
With that in mind, I'm gonna go pray now. I love you very much. And I'll see you all for the next episode of Sin Reverberation.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, throw that damn crystal away. Have a good night, hon.
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: September 12, 2022
This episode of Sibling Watchery dives into RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 7, Episode 6, with Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change providing their signature hilarious and insightful commentary. They dissect the “Total Ru-quest Live” girl group challenge, analyze the queens’ Dolly Parton runway looks, and debate the week's judging decisions and lip sync outcome. Expect detailed look breakdowns, behind-the-scenes tea, and playful banter as they break down who excelled, who missed the mark, and why the blocking twist is both fun and frustrating.
Monét:
Trinity:
Shea:
Raja:
Vivienne:
Jada:
Jinkx:
Yvie:
Judging: Both praise RuPaul’s look and debate judge consistency.
Winners: Yvie Oddly and The Vivienne.
Lip Sync: Song “Why’d You Come in Here Lookin’ Like That?”
Blocking: The Vivienne blocks Jinkx again, fueling the "revenge cycle."
The conversation flows with typical Sibling Rivalry energy: friendly bickering, playful shade, deep knowledge of drag culture, and genuine affection. Both Bob and Monét mix sharp critiques with anecdotes, backstage insight, and lots of laughter.
A vibrant, hilarious, and insightful breakdown—this episode is for fans who want the inside scoop on All Stars, with plenty of drag history, nostalgia, and genuine heart.