Sibling Watchery - Drag Race Season 14 - Episode 1

Summary

Sibling Watchery - Drag Race Season 14, Episode 1

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: January 10, 2022
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Episode Overview

This episode marks the start of "Sibling Watchery," Bob and Monét’s Drag Race recap spin-off, focusing on the premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 14. The duo dive into the queens’ entrance looks, runway presentations, talent show performances, and all the hilarious/chaotic energy that ensued. Their fast-paced and candid commentary stays true to their signature blend of affection, shade, and deep Drag Race knowledge, with an early favorite emerging for both.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Banter & Podcast Format ([01:21]–[04:27])

• Monét jokingly refers to herself as a Pit Stop host and pokes fun at contract "breaches,” with Bob stoking faux drama about Monet’s Drag Race commitments.
• Bob jokes about Monet being unfollowed by RuPaul, speculating about future international Drag Race hosting options and who might succeed RuPaul.
  • Quote (Bob, 02:19): "Has anyone noticed... RuPaul unfollowed Monet on Twitter?"

2. Bob's Music Update ([04:29]–[06:11])

• Bob is recording music at Ocean Kelly’s apartment, discussing solo projects and a possible future collaboration with Monét.
• Both reminisce about their love of music skits and share some studio banter.

3. Apple Feud & Sibling Chemistry ([06:26]–[07:06])

• Monét shares a story of fighting with her partner Andy over apples, showcasing their dynamic and sense of humor.
  • Quote (Bob, 06:50): "He don’t know how much you love apples. If Andy knew... he would have shut his ass up."

4. First Impressions: The Season 14 Cast ([07:06]–[08:59])

• Both hosts went in with low expectations for the cast but were "blown away" by the quality, particularly from the first group of queens.
• Bob is especially taken with Kornbread, suggesting she sets a high bar for the competition.
  • Quote (Bob, 08:08): "I don't even know how you have the amount of confidence... To look at Kornbread and think you're gonna win is crazy to me."

5. Entrance Looks & Taglines — Queen by Queen Breakdown

[Alyssa Hunter] ([09:28]–[10:48])

• Critiqued for cringey prop usage and short-legged appearance ("centaur/satyr" debate).

[Bosco] ([12:01]–[13:13])

• Both love Bosco’s confident intro and unique, high-fashion energy.

[Kornbread] ([13:13]–[14:15])

• Bob admits bias but praises the look and charisma; the entrance line gets mixed reviews, but confessionals are iconic.

[Willow Pill] ([14:36]–[17:19])

• Debate over Willow’s intentionally offbeat look ("I like you. I like you.") and whether fashion irony reads on Drag Race.
• Monét predicts if she’d worn something similar, she’d be roasted, but Bob finds the intentional humor "smart and strategic."

[Kerri Colby] ([17:26]–[19:31])

• Catchy "every kiss begins with K" line but critiques over dress construction.
  • Quote (Bob, 18:47): "If you’re gonna wear one sleeve, it has to come across; not looking like one sleeve was just removed."

[June Jambalaya] ([19:31]–[22:42])

• Both find her gorgeous but the bodysuit (revealed to be a $600 Emilio Pucci) is ill-fitting and unflattering; sweet personality is highlighted.

[Orion Story] ([23:02]–[25:57])

• Confusion over prop hamburger and strange intro, with Monét noting it’s "a whole scene" and Bob bewildered.

6. Split Premiere Gag ([26:08]–[27:13])

• Monét is jealous of the photo shoot challenge, which she never got to do in her seasons. Bob counters that she’s jealous he never got to write a verse.

7. Photo Shoot Challenge & Standouts ([27:13]–[28:25])

• Both hosts praise Kerri and especially Cornbread’s inventive posing.
  • Quote (Bob, 28:12): "She was just so entertaining. Every moment she was on the screen, she’s been fantastic."

8. Talent Show Performances — Queen by Queen ([36:02]–[51:12])

• June Jambalaya: Strong African dance but "green" presentation and costuming mishaps (control top pantyhose disaster).
  • Quote (Bob, 38:03): "That is legit one of those mistakes you make when you’re a baby queen."
• Bosco: Smart burlesque with petal reveal (House of Kenny-constructed outfit) — both hosts wish the corset had been concealed longer.
• Alyssa Hunter: Air guitar judged harshly; misleading description versus delivered act.
• Kerri Colby: Impressive jump-rope but inconsistently executed; both wish she’d done more and used glow-in-the-dark rope.
• Orion Story: Improv/comedy number flops; Bob and Monét see it as a "go home immediately" offense.
• Kornbread: Rap to original song — both love her lyricism, confidence, and references ("Merle Ginsberg missing!”).
• Willow Pill: Polarizing “self-care in quarantine” performance with dark humor twist (eating toast in the bathtub with a toaster). Bob appreciates the subtle suicidal joke; Monét takes time to get it.
  • Quote (Bob, 51:12): "Honestly, I liked it... when she pulled up the toaster, I started laughing. That’s really dark humor."

9. Judges and Runway Segment

• Guest Judge Lizzo ([31:27]):
  • Both are wowed by her look (Michael Brambilla creation); Bob says it’s "the best a guest judge has ever looked."
• RuPaul’s Look & Legacy ([34:22]):
  • Bob and Monét praise RuPaul’s youthful energy and style at “62 years old,” marveling at her place in LGBTQ and American history.
• Runway Looks — Queen by Queen Highlights:
  • June: Critiqued for awkward cut and sleeve/shoulder situation.
  • Bosco: Continues devil motif; Bob wonders if horns will become "her thing," but both are impressed.
  • Alyssa: "My Fair Lady"-style ostrich feathers seen as expensive and well-executed aside from glove critique.
  • Kerri: Love for the fur coat, but pink gloves and boots clash with the look; Instagram version with nude pumps praised.
  • Orion: Both hosts dislike the signature look ("Horton Hears a Who" comparisons & odd belt proportions).
  • Kornbread: Stunning, matchy tights and padding, though both wish she had a headpiece to complete the look.
  • Willow: Cute bodysuit-top hybrid, but both dislike the wig and wish for makeup experimentation.

10. Lip Sync, Judging, and Elimination ([67:44]–[73:14])

• Bottom Two: June Jambalaya and Orion Story
• Both agree with the bottom placement, noting June had a stronger talent but Alyssa’s runway saved her from lipsyncing.
• Lip Sync: June is favored; Bob says, "There wasn’t a moment I thought Orion was going to win," but Monét pushes back on labeling the battle as a truly dominant "eat."
• Discussion of legendary drag wig reveals and why an ugly wig under a nicer wig never works.

11. Final Thoughts and Predictions ([72:48]–end)

• Who Will Win? Unanimous early favorite: Kornbread.
  • Quote (Monét, 72:55): "Based off today’s episode, I will say Cornbread… charisma is 1000%."
• Bob predicts top four: Cornbread, Willow, Bosco, and Kerri.
• Hosts compare first impressions to past seasons and express excitement about the season’s potential.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bob (14:02): "She is such... they fucking struck gold with her [Kornbread]."
• Monét (51:04): "If you decide to come on Drag Race and just do, say, I ran out of time, I just did whatever... you deserve to go home immediately."
• Bob (34:48): "RuPaul is 62 years old. Looking great, moving... "

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Opening banter & format confusion: [01:21]
• Season 14 cast first impressions: [07:06]
• Cornbread praise / winner prediction: [08:06], [72:55]
• Entrance looks segment: [09:28]–[25:57]
• Photo shoot challenge: [26:51]–[28:25]
• Talent Show breakdown: [36:02]–[51:12]
• Runway critique: [53:51]–[67:44]
• Lip sync and elimination discussion: [67:44]–[73:14]
• Season predictions/final thoughts: [72:48]–end

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Tone and Style

The episode is filled with breezy banter, sharp shade, and deep appreciation for drag as both craft and spectacle. Bob and Monét pull no punches but maintain affection and respect for the queens, each other, and the legacy of Drag Race.

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For New Listeners

If you haven't watched Drag Race S14E1 or listened to this recap, this episode gives a thorough, funny, and informed debrief. Expect playful shade, drag fashion tips, and a clear sense of why Cornbread is this season’s breakout.

Favorite Look:

• Monét: Cornbread's metallic runway
• Bob: Bosco's burlesque devil

Early Winner Prediction:
Both: Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté

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Sibling Watchery will return for Episode 2 next week!

Transcript

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My name is Bob the Drag Queen. And I'm Monet X Change. And this is simply rivalry.

[A]

Hello, y'. All. It's your girl, Monet X Change. And welcome to this episode of the Pit Stop. Today we have a queen who. Who is a comedy queen. She is a Santa comedian. She has her own show, and we're here. But you know what? That doesn't matter. Cause she's here. It's Bob the Drag Queen. Hey, girl.

[B]

Tomato, tomato, tomato. No, no. This is not the Pit Stop. Welcome to Sibling Watchery. Y' all can tune in week until we get shut down by Viacom for Monet breaching her contract.

[A]

Not breaching. Oh, my God. Bob, you got to start drama. You love starting drama. Using me. You love drama. Are you looking? Are you. Are you blurry?

[B]

No. You need to put your glasses on. It's the contract breach.

[A]

For me, it's not a contract breach, y'. All. I am fully doing both because piss off is fine. But, you know, Bob and I, we.

[B]

Has anyone noticed, though, that RuPaul unfollowed Monet on Twitter? Go check. Go see if RuPaul's following Monet. She's not following her anymore.

[A]

She did RuPaul. RuPaul following me. I think. I think the bitch is jealous.

[B]

On Instagram.

[A]

I think the bitch is jealous because I'm coming for her. Dynasty, honey. First a Pit Stop. Next stop, Drag Race uk.

[B]

Mama, listen, honestly, I think Ru's gonna give up one of the international franchises like she's.

[A]

I mean, but who's gonna do it? If RuPaul gives up Drag Race UK, who's hosting it who?

[B]

I think it should be one of the winners of the show, Honestly.

[A]

Who?

[B]

The Vivian?

[A]

Maybe. Oh, maybe. Oh, so you don't think she's capable Not. Ooh, it's the maybe for me. Ooh, that was so fucking rude. Nope, it's the maybe. You disadvantage the vi, I guess.

[B]

No, I was saying Vivian, and I think Lawrence would also be great. Would also be a great option. And don't say anything shady about Yankee Crystal. I knew you were about to. What?

[A]

I mean, Why not Krista Versace, Bob? Why not Krista Versace?

[B]

I didn't forget her name. Let's put it that way. No, I just think that the. Vivian and Lawrence are both very funny, is what I. Is what I'll say

[A]

work. Well, y' all do with that information what you will, and you deduce what Bob was saying. Cause I'm not gonna infer anything. I'm gonna let you guys make the. The assumption.

[B]

Okay, this is not. This is not the Pit Stop. I was. By the way, I was watching you on the Pit Stop, and I was like, I don't know who this bitch is, but when she comes over to Silver and Wifery, she better fucking toughen up. None of that. None of that. Like, I don't know. What do you think, bitch? We share our opinions on Silverwatchery, honey. Back when I was hosting the Pit Stop, sh.

[A]

Rough got real. When I was hosting the Pit Stop, oh, my God. That's because you rough trade. I'm soft and supple. Supple.

[B]

How. How are you, by the way?

[A]

I'm good. You are? Bob is at a secret, undisclosed location recording some things.

[B]

I am. I am at Ocean Kelly's apartment. Thank you so much to Ocean Kelly for letting me use her. Her recording studio. I'm very, very grateful. I'm in Atlanta right now, and I'm working on some music. I've always wanted to get back in. I haven't released a song since 2017. And we're grateful anyway, me and Rihanna both the same. We both was doing music at the last time.

[A]

Wait, Rihanna's Last song was 2017?

[B]

No, it was 2016.

[A]

Oh. Oh, you got her by a year. Wait, are you. Wait, k. So is this. Are you working on tracks for our alleged duo, Speaker Box, the Love Below album, or you just doing your own stuff?

[B]

Okay, if. Let me tell you right now, this is for all y' all out there. I begged hands and knees. I humbled and I agreed. And I said, monet, let's do it. Monet was like, I want to do my own album first, which, by the way, there is nothing wrong with that. But I'm like, I'm not waiting for you to do a whole album and then sitting on my thumbs in two years for your next one. So you do your business. I. I'll do my business, and then we can collab two years down the road. Unless you want to take your next album and combine it with this one. I'm good, honey.

[A]

How many tracks are going to be on your album? Can you give us, like, a rough, like, how many songs you thinking about?

[B]

I'm thinking, like, an EP moment. Like, five songs and a couple of, like, little tracks in between. Like, I like. I like back in the day when they were, like, skits and talking and stuff in between tracks.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I'm definitely. You know. You know I told you, you're doing a. You're doing a little skit on mine.

[B]

Yeah, I got demoted at one point. I was directing one of your videos. Then I got demoted down to performing a skit.

[A]

So we never. I did not say you're not doing the video anymore. I just. I. Getting the song. I hate when you do that. It makes me irrationally upset.

[B]

Not you with an apple.

[A]

Not you trying to trigger me with your apples.

[B]

I cannot believe you would do that. I love apples. I don't know a better fruit. Apples are the pears. I never had the grapes.

[A]

I never needed.

[B]

I don't know a better fruit.

[A]

I was telling Bob this week, y', all that me and Andy got into a stupid fight over apples. And Bob could not stop laughing. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Monet was like. We got into a fight, and I was like, over what? She goes, apples. I said, he don't know how much you love apples. If Andy knew how much you loved apples, he would have never said anything. He would have sent his ass down. He would have shut his ass up.

[A]

Roberta is season 14 of Drag Race.

[B]

How would. How.

[A]

Before we start, overall, what was your thought about? Like, I was very curious, like, watching. I was like, I wonder what Bob thinks about this episode.

[B]

Like, overall, after or going into it? Because there's two different thoughts. Oh, really? Going in. I was. Yeah, going in. I was kind of like, honestly, from the Meet the Queens, I was like, I'm not really feeling this cast. I'm feeling. I was literally feeling one girl, maybe two. It was like. It was the snack and a little bit of willow pill. And everyone else, I was kind of like, they're all fine. I don't hate them. But none of Them were, like, jumping out at me, bitch. This episode was so fucking right. Right. I feel bad for the next cast. The next episode. The. The Part two. There's. There's no way they're going to be as good as number. There's. There's.

[A]

You don't know that. You don't know that you're right. You don't know that.

[B]

I don't know that. I do not know that you're right. But I. I would be. Shock Girls were as interesting and entertaining because this episode of Drag Race was so fucking good. I was obsessed.

[A]

It's so good.

[B]

Honestly, before we get into it too far, I just want to say, off the. Off the bat, I don't know how these girls feel comfortable being in a competition that Cornbread is in. I don't even know. I don't even know how you have the amount of confidence. The amount of confidence it would take to be. To look at Kornbread and be like. And think you're gonna win Drag Race is crazy to me.

[A]

Damn, Bob.

[B]

I'm a Kornbread.

[A]

Stan.

[B]

I love Bitch. I was low carb. Never again.

[A]

Yeah, Cornbread is really. She really shines. And she's confident, but, you know, very, very similar to you. The same energy. Confident, but also good. Like, it's one thing when you have a bitch that's confident. You're like, you're bad. Like, you're confident, but, bitch, you're bad. She's confident and good at their names.

[B]

Say their. Who, who, who is this? Who is this confident, bad bitch?

[A]

Who, who, who, who, who. That said, I. Y' all know who I talk about anyway? Um, yeah, but she's confident and really good and just a joy to watch. And her energy so good, and I want to hear everything she has to say. I, I, I am obsessed. She's. She's turning my wig. She's turning my pussy out.

[B]

So should we get into these entrance looks and entrance lines?

[A]

Let's get into the entrance lurks and lines.

[B]

Okay, so Alyssa Hunter comes in, and I do not love this look. And I also don't like how she's. The way she's holding this bow and arrow is so cringey to me because that's not how you. I'm not Katniss Everdeen. Okay? But I know that's not how you hold a bow and arrow. Like, I know that.

[A]

First of all, she's not doing Candace Everdeen. She's doing the bitch from Horizon zero Dawn. That's what she's doing. So you don't even know your references?

[B]

What? I didn't say. I said. I said, I'm not Katniss Everdeen, meaning I'm not an expert on bow and arrows.

[A]

Got it, got it, got it.

[B]

But I watched your little. Your little show that I used to host that I gave you.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

But what I'm saying is, I just. The way she's holding this bone arrow is cringy to me because she's, like, holding in, like, the. I don't know, something about him. Like, girl, practice with your props. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, for sure. I mean, I do like when someone has a strong entrance look. And she's like, I'm making a statement. And I like that. I like it. Is it my. Would I wear this into the workroom? No. Everyone has read me, like, yeah, bitch, we know you wear leotard. I'm like, first of all, one was a revealing to a leotard, so don't try it. But I like. She's making a bold statement. I think the hair is cute and, like, having this, like, animal skin. I think it's a cute look to enter the workroom.

[B]

But look how short her legs look. But she looks like a centaur. I was about to say.

[A]

Oh, my God. She looks. She looks like. No. Isn't it a satyr?

[B]

No, it's a centaur. Seder is what Jewish people do when they have Passover.

[A]

No,

[B]

a centaur is half horse, so.

[A]

And a seder is half goat.

[B]

Yes. Satirist.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Not satyr. You said seder.

[A]

This nigga swear because his boyfriend is Jewish. Everything you swear

[B]

is pronounced satyr, not satyr, bro.

[A]

I have an accent.

[B]

I have an accent.

[A]

Just when you say shit with your little crunchy Southern accent, I don't be like, bob, it's Riverside, not Riverside.

[B]

Oh, so now you're Elmo. Balsamic vinegar. Balsamic vinegar. Hold on. Sorry. I don't know why I'm so blurry. What is going on? There we go. We're back. Balsamic vinegar. Hold on, my mom's calling. Hey, Mom, I'm doing the podcast with Monet right now. I'm doing the podcast with Monet right now. Monet says, hey, I'll call you when I'm done.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

All right, I love you. Bye.

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Bye, Miss Martha. If you listen, I need you to be a little more excited. When I say hi. She's like. She said, so I said hi.

[B]

Not trying to read my mama. This is. This is. Listen, don't you read my mama? Anyway, let's move on to the next topic before you get busted up with your little accent. Bosco says, all right, let's get out there and make a difference. I really like that. That opening line. It's really.

[A]

And after that, she said, listen, I'm not just the skankiest queen. I am the skankiest queen.

[B]

No, she was. I'm not just some skanky Seattle queen. I am the skanky Seattle queen.

[A]

Yeah. Love that. I thought that was very cute. Bosco. I like this look. I think this is a strong entrance look. I think that she's telling us what era, like what, what style her drag is. I think. I think I like our interest line. I like her look. I think Bosco nailed it. Yeah.

[B]

This look is great. The interest line is great. She looks amazing. She's kind of giving. She's. I mean, she's. She's giving very unique, like, energy. She is. She seems funny. She seems fashionable. She seems unique. All in this little interest line and this look. I got it. She's funny, fashionable, and unique, which is really great.

[A]

Yeah, it's like she's monetizing. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Next up, your favorite queen cornbread. The snack ja tag, raw cornbread is so good.

[B]

And I don't want to sound biased, but I am biased. She's great. I think she's phenomenal. I love this look. I love the hair. I don't love her interest line Is you hungry? Cause I'm baked. Cause, bitch, I'm baked.

[A]

Yeah, I didn't get the baked part. I thought maybe there was something that I'm doing. Just not smart enough to figure out.

[B]

Because she's cornbread. Because she's cornbread. Oh, and also, I think, also bake. Like, I'm on weed as well.

[A]

Oh, she's a stoner.

[B]

I don't know if she. I can't confirm or deny whether or not she does drugs, but I didn't love the interest line. But everything else about this, I love.

[A]

I love the afterwards. She said when it cuts to her confession, she's like, do not adjust your tv. I'm this fat in person.

[B]

Yeah, she's great. She is such. They fucking struck gold with her. She is.

[A]

Yeah, she's great. Every time the camera's on her, she's funny. She has great, great, great, great, great,

[B]

great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great. I can't wait until some point in this season when she has an emotional arc and, like, we get to see that she's more than just a silly person, you know, I'm excited. I'm very excited for this bitch. Yeah. Willow pill. I do not like how RuPaul is saying her name. Willow.

[A]

She sound like you making fun of Andy telling me, saying that we like each other.

[B]

Willow, Willow peel. I like you. I like you. Yeah, it's very. She's a Willow peel. Have you ever seen those people who move like this? They go, I like you.

[A]

Of course. Yes.

[B]

It's giving that I love her interest line is where am I? I love that interest line.

[A]

The look.

[B]

And I think the. I think the interest line matches this look perfectly. I think this is so smart and strategic. I think I thought from the moment she walked in, I was like, I like when I looked in the shirt said angle, I was like, I'm immediately invested. I like, I, I don't think this is like some great fashion statement. I think that back when High School Musical was a thing and Sharpay was dressed like this, it was a moment. But I think that it's really funny, it's really clever. And I think that she played the other girls perfectly because they thought she was some first out bitch.

[A]

This is true. I would now watch it now, like seeing it and seeing what everyone thoughts. I'm like, okay, that makes sense. That and I do get it. People are like people I love online on like tick tock and stuff. People are like, if you're. Tell me you're. I know you're old. If you don't get this look. I'm like, that doesn't make any sense. I was like, the older you are, the more you would get this reference because you were alive during this time. Like I remember like online and like the comments and shit. People like, oh, Monet, Trinity didn't get it because they're too old. I'm like, I was alive. I was going to fucking middle school. I. All my friends dressed like this. I get it. Did I like it? No, because also bitch Bob, imagine if I wore this into the workroom. I would be dragged like a fucking piece of fucking flesh in the Serengeti.

[B]

But it depends on like why you were doing. It's kind of like Raja walking in with a big eye over her face. Like, it was just goofy because she thought it was funny and it played into this like, notion. I think it's smart. I think that people aren't dragging her because it seems like she's doing it from a really smart angle.

[A]

Not me.

[B]

That's my opinion.

[A]

I mean, again, I get it. I get it's like a nod to the 2000s. I know this era very well, but it's just not. I would. You would just never do this. Whether it be ironic or not, I would just wear a sweater.

[B]

What do you think? Why do you think you'd be dragged if you wore Bitch, I wear a T shirt, but you don't wear this.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

You'd wear a T shirt, but you wouldn't wear this.

[A]

Yeah, because a T shirt is more my aesthetic.

[B]

Also, you're the queen of wearing T shirts, and now you're dragging this bitch for wearing this.

[A]

I know. Not on Drag Race. Have you seen more T shirt on Drag Race?

[B]

Bitch not seen you wear clothes. It's just.

[A]

It's just not my sex. Not my vibe again. I like Willow Pill. People like Monet hates Willow. I'm like, I just don't like the look. This means I hate the fucking girl.

[B]

So why do you hate Willow? So why do you hate.

[A]

Why do you hate Willow?

[B]

Why do you hate people who have wibble? Because you're a widow. Widow pill. I wipe you.

[A]

Oh, my God. Fuck off.

[B]

Kerri Colby. I have one thing to say. Baby, you already know every kiss begins

[A]

with K. That's a cute entrance line.

[B]

Is it?

[A]

Baby, you already know every kiss begins with K. It's cute. It's, like, cute. And also, I have one thing to say. Is a big dragon. I have one thing to say. RuPaul. I have one thing to say. Fuck your purse.

[B]

I. I mean, I don't like the line because it was. It was. It's kind of like, what's the name? Laid it down. It's just too much for an interest line. Also, what is up with people whose names start with K? They're obsessed with that letter. There is no other letter in the Alphabet with people whose names start with it. Like, people whose names start with K. They're obsessed. Kim, Chloe, the whole. All the kids.

[A]

Okay, you cannot use the Kardashians. You cannot use. That's, like, their thing. You cannot.

[B]

Listen, sound off in the comments if you know what I'm talking about. There's something about people whose names start with K. If you know what I'm talking about, just comment below.

[A]

Kevin.

[B]

I'm talking about names we use. I don't want to call you that except your fucking. Your, like, friend.

[A]

Oh, my God. Kerri Colby. Obviously, Carrie is fucking funny. She's beautiful. I don't like this dress. Um, it's not my favorite. I. I don't like the shoulder thing. I Like, the little flowy chiffoni stuff. But the dress, again, is not my fave.

[B]

You know, there's a lot wrong with this dress.

[A]

I don't under.

[B]

You know what? If you're gonna wear one sleeve, then it has to come across from the shoulder to the other armpit. Not.

[A]

Yeah, not.

[B]

Not looking like one sleeve was just removed and never added to the garment. So if you have a sleeve. If you have a sleeve hole, then you need to have either two sleeves or no sleeves. You know what I mean?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I think if this. If this, like, if this horse hair shoulder thing wasn't on it, I would like this more if it was just a. A gown in the same fabric with no sleeves that was dyed to match her hair. Pink at the bottom, white in the middle, then blue on top. That would actually been really cute.

[A]

Yeah. But she is one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in my life. She's a stunning.

[B]

She's. She's absolutely. She's absolutely stunning. I cannot say that I love. Love her look. Moving on to another stunning queen June Jambalaya is so pretty. She is very pretty.

[A]

Gorgeous in the face, and she had my favorite promo look. And then I saw this into the workroom. I said, what is actually going on?

[B]

I don't. I. I literally cannot wrap my brain around what's happening in this look. Like, I.

[A]

Her waist is cinched. Okay, let's. Her waist is cinched. The wig is nice, and her face is stunning. That's where all the compliments end. Everything else is wrong with this outfit.

[B]

Yeah, I just, like. Okay, like, this tank suit that she's wearing is so low. It is. Seeing. What's that? Her boobs are down on her ribs. And then, like, this. Why is she wearing, like, a turtleneck with it? These shoes?

[A]

I don't know. And I don't know. Okay. Also, we got to stop these shoes. They were a trend for a while. We have to all be honest and say, these shoes are fucking ugly. I think. Throw yours away.

[B]

You start the revolution. Throw yours away first.

[A]

I don't have those shoes. I never bought them because I knew they would never ride on my big, monster clonker feet. I don't like these shoes. I don't. Do you think she couldn't find, like, chocolate nude illusion so she wore this, or is she making a fashion choice to have it that light? That's not a nude illusion. I hope that's not what she.

[B]

I don't think she was looking for a chocolate nude illusion. And if she was. It wouldn't make sense because. I know. I think this was intentional, but it was not the right choice. And I think this, like, the suit she's wearing on top of it is just. It's too small.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, but do you know where I watched it last night? Apparently, this bodysuit. Bob, guess how much this bodysuit costs her as a designer.

[B]

Who is it? What is it by? Who is it by?

[A]

I don't know who is it by? But it costs $600.

[B]

Wait, the little tank thing?

[A]

No, I think the multicolored bodysuit. I don't want to say the girl's name, but it's a girl in the Sisterhood, and she said she know for a fact that that thing cost $600.

[B]

But according to the tank catsuit she's wearing. The spaghetti strap catsuit?

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

It's by Emilio Pucci.

[A]

Oh, it's. It's Poochie. Well, Pucci's an expensive designer. It's. It's a Poochie bodysuit, and it apparently costs $600. Bitch.

[B]

I mean, they. They say she was a label. A label whore. And, like, I mean, go off, I guess, but, like, this doesn't fit. It doesn't fit.

[A]

They stole your money? They stole your money?

[B]

Yeah, I'm looking at right now at the Poochie website. It looks like it costs 390 Euro.

[A]

It was about $500. And who knows when she bought it? She bought us a year ago, so it's probably new then. So I'd be more money.

[B]

Yeah, no, I mean, I think people who want to wear labels. Drag Race is not the place to bust out your labels. It doesn't look the same. It doesn't translate the same. It's not the serve you think it is, ladies.

[A]

Yeah, but I will say, she is. Her voice, she is so sweet. Every time she talks, I'm like, this lady is very nice. This is a very nice lady on the show.

[B]

It's like I said during our Meet the Queen thing, she just seems too genuine and nice for Drag Race. She's too nice to be on this show. This is a show for rotted gutter

[A]

queens like fucking Bob.

[B]

Like me and you and me.

[A]

Shall we move on to Miss Orion Story?

[B]

Okay, this. Hey, RuPaul. Yes. We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty. Oh, perfect. Well, then, I just have one more question for you. Are you ready, Boots? What the fuck is. What the fuck was this? What is this? What is what?

[A]

A whole scene, girl.

[B]

This Was this was her letting us know she's about to do acting challenge down the road in her one woman show.

[A]

Well, the fuck she is. Spoiler alert. She's going to go home.

[B]

She came in, she did a one woman show. This was the. This was the weirdest. I don't know. I don't get how the hamburger matches her outfit.

[A]

Yeah, I don't get the hamburger, but her outfit is nice.

[B]

It's fine. It is.

[A]

It was one of her favorite ones. I liked her and she made it herself.

[B]

Okay. Just because you made something does not give you extra point. If it doesn't like this. This outfit is perfectly fine. And I don't understand what's going on with her. What's happening with her eye makeup? Like, what is the shape of her eye makeup on, on the. I don't understand it.

[A]

Okay. I want to rewind her a little bit. I disagree. I think, not that you get extra points, but for a first season girl when you have the confidence and you can like make. So I think you do get a little. For me. I mean, I kind of for you. For me, I give them a little extra point because I feel like that's like work. Like I, I find that to be impressive. I really do.

[B]

Well, you didn't give me any points for making almost all of my outfits for my fucking season. Can you run me my points? Then run.

[A]

You know what? We should, we should go back and do a sipping watch Reefer Season 8 and we can, we can really see what flowers we gonna give you 10 years later, honey.

[B]

Yeah, let's just. Jada Essence hall made most of her outfits.

[A]

Oh, Jada Essence Hall. Oh, this just in from Jacob. Jada Essence hall made a lot of Orion's stuff, but made.

[B]

It doesn't matter. She made all of her own outfits.

[A]

Oh, okay. This just in. Another message from Jacob. Jada Essence hall said Orion, she only made things for Jada and her. Jada's own.

[B]

But the thing about Jada Essence hall outfits for her season, they look really good. This, this outfit is literally perfectly fine. I think you're giving her way too much accolades. I made my. Here's the thing. I made my interest look to that leotard that said I made that. It was. It wasn't like it was. It was perfectly fine. And I don't get extra points. I made it myself. You know why? Because it was a fucking leotard. This is.

[A]

I give points for what I want with my own points.

[B]

You just have you given our points? You won't you won't tell about your love, but you'll give out points for leotards.

[A]

Oh, my God. I tell him. I tell him he love. I love all the time. But you are so. My God, you make me crazy. Jamaica me crazy, man.

[B]

But, yeah, this. I mean, I don't. This interest line was. Was wild. And the outfit is fine. I don't. I don't hate the outfit. I just don't understand why she has a hamburger and why. And what that was about. I just don't get it. Maybe. Maybe it wasn't for me. Maybe it wasn't for me, you know?

[A]

So the fucking TV goes off and the girls are acting shocked. I'm like, girls, it being a split premiere, what are y' all shocked about? They're like, you know, what's up?

[B]

But they don't know it's gonna. How do they. How do they know it's gonna be a split premiere? There hasn't been a season.

[A]

It was a season before. It was last season. The season before that.

[B]

No, no, last season was a split premiere, but it was different. It was two girls lip sync. Two girls lip sync. Two girls lip sync. And then the season before that, they did not do a split premiere. They haven't done a split. Yes, they did.

[A]

Yes, they did.

[B]

For which season?

[A]

Because remember, they did the fall winter. They did, like, those runways. It was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.

[A]

Yeah, so I guess they are surprised. Whatever. But, bitch, they get to do a photo shoot. I am so jealous. I never got to do a photo shoot on Drag Race. Bitch, I did Drag Race twice, and I did not get to do a photo shoot. I'm so mad at that.

[B]

Yeah, I did a photo shoot. And honestly, it wasn't that exciting. I mean, you know, I wish that I could have done was write a verse. I'm so mad I never got to write a verse. That is when I. That's. They started literally this season directly after us, which they filmed like a week after us. They started back writing verses. I was like, damn. But.

[A]

But also, Bobby, y' all did, in my opinion, y' all finale the way. The way it was done. You got like. You were the last of doing like you got. You got a whole song catered to you and what you do. I think that is the best way to showcase the finale. Enough with the listening for the crown. Your. The way they did yours is fucking fierce.

[B]

I agree. I think that I like the lip sync numbers for us, although I would have preferred to Write my own song. But I do think that the episode before the finale, they should go back to like. I wish I could have written a verse. I just really love. I love writing music though.

[A]

So, yeah, the photo shoots. Who did you think did the best in the photo shoots?

[B]

Well, from the actual photo. That's the thing. This is the thing. Like, you never know because you. We don't see all the photos, but Carrie's photo was really good. I also thought that Cornbread's photo, like, Cornbread was also. When Cornbread started rotating herself back, that shit tickled me, bitch.

[A]

The centrifugal force, the wheel was like, okay, okay. You driving the boat. You driving the boat.

[B]

Take it away, girl. She was just so entertaining, like from. I mean, every moment she was on the screen, she has been iconic. I don't say iconic. She's been fantastic. Every moment she's on screen, she's been fantastic.

[A]

Yeah. When they d drag in their confession. Oh, no. In the d drag look.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

When Orion is talking to Ru, she look. She looks like Trixie Mattel. She looks like Trixie Mattel, who has been really down on her luck. And Katya took her in off the street when she has that little like Daniel Boone hat. Go back and look at it. Orion looks like Trixie Mattel when she's talking to Ru about her talent. I was like, oh, my God, we

[B]

are dragging the girl.

[A]

How am I dragging her? I said she looks like Trixie. That's a compliment.

[B]

You said she looks like Trixie Mattel down on her. Lux, when Katya took her in off the streets, did you forget all those words after that? You must have forgot all the parts you said after you. Yeah. You did say she liked Trixie Mattel. And then you took a breath and you said down on her luck after Katya took her in off the streets.

[A]

Because she, you know, Bob, you know, when you de drag, you kind of look like you're dressed in drag. Your eyes are red. So she had just de dragged. So that's why she looked like she was down on her look. But in her confessional, she doesn't look like that.

[B]

Also, when has Trixie ever had that much hair?

[A]

I wish she was a fetus.

[B]

Cuz, girl, Orion has a very thick head of hair. Like Orion has a thick ass head of hair.

[A]

I didn't see that. I didn't make that notification.

[B]

That observation in the interviews. I was like, damn, this bitch has a lot of hair. I was also, really, Everyone is thirsting over Alyssa Hunter. They are like these Girls are, like, trying to slurp some fucking. They are acting. I'm like, y' all girls are wild.

[A]

Alyssa Hunter, she.

[B]

Bitch.

[A]

You see her hairline? Her hairline is so thick, it almost looks fake, but I know it's not, but I'm like, bitch, can I get some of that? I am so jealous.

[B]

Not us thirsting out through people's hair.

[A]

Bitch, yours is your purse. Go put it on.

[B]

You are such a nasty woman. I also love that when they're talking about their challenge show, Kornbread's like, oh, I'm gonna eat.

[A]

I know. That's brilliant.

[B]

And everyone's like, oh, my gosh. She's gonna. I was kinda like, I kind of wanna see this bitch competitively eat now.

[A]

I was saying. When she was saying that, I was like. Because I. I love watching. When I used to have cable, they used to have a channel on ESPN that would show competitive eating. Like, when. And you know how when they do the hot dog one, they, like, dip it in water. Dip it in water. That's how it makes it easier to eat. I would gag if Cornbread sat there and ate whatever she said, 100%.

[B]

You know, RuPaul, RuPaul literally wouldn't have watched it. Yeah. If y' all don't know, RuPaul hates people eat. Like, she cannot look at people eating, and she absolutely hates it. So if. If Cornbread came in there and ate food, RuPaul would have literally probably turned away.

[A]

Oh, RuPaul would have got up and punched her in the pussy, period.

[B]

Not near the food, though. Not near the food. Speaking of which, I mean, is there anything else you talk about? I want to get into Lizzo.

[A]

Lizzo comes in.

[B]

Yeah. So Lizzo. Oh, my God. Lizzo looks. This is the best. No guest judge has ever looked this good. I'm just calling it. I'm thinking, like, to every guest judge and what they've worn on Drag Race, no one has. Maybe. Maybe Nicki Minaj,

[A]

the red gown with the. With the bone shirt, that was gorgeous.

[B]

But. But Lizzo did that, like, trillion hair or. Or Edward Scissorhands, it looked like.

[A]

No, it wasn't, though, because. It wasn't, because. It was. Because Bob. Because she got her own Ship Raider. Because we don't got nothing to worry.

[B]

She got lifted up a 2. But it looked like Edward Scissorhands, didn't it?

[A]

It did. It did. And her body looks so right that her waist was teeny weeny.

[B]

And.

[A]

And she. I. She looked amazing. The hair, the airing, the jewelry she looks.

[B]

The shoes, everything that she looked that. Listen to every celebrity who comes to Drag Race. That is how you dress up when you come to Drag Race. Megan Trainor. Wow. She's wearing a Michael Bramblia.

[A]

Okay, thank you, Jacob. So she's wearing Michael Brambilla. She should wear Michael Brambilla. Who? Y' all know him. He made. He also made Naomi's. If y' all remember on All Stars 4, episode 2, Naomi's outfit that she did the. Hung like a mothersucking baseball bat. He's. He made that. Which was, like, fully stoned. He made. He's. Michael is great. Oh, it looks. Oh, my God. Yeah. It looks so good. So good.

[B]

Well, you know, a lot of these pop stars are using our designers.

[A]

Oh, babes.

[B]

Dallas Kultur has done stuff for Lizzo. Ray Ortiz does stuff for Cardi B. And Megan Thee Stallion. And they're all like. They got their start with the material gwrls.

[A]

Material gwawls. Yeah. But Lizzo looks great. And I will say she. Lizzo, run me my motherfucking money. Cause what she did. You see what she said? She said, soak it up.

[B]

Did she?

[A]

She sure did. And I got the ocular proof if you need to see it. Not. I need to prove nothing to you, but that's what she has said. And I want my motherfing ch. I know she got the money.

[B]

Monet is obsessed with the phrase ocular proof. You're up here.

[A]

She said, soak it up. Soak it up. Be a motherfucking star like Monet is what she said.

[B]

That's when Gia said, girl, soak.

[A]

Soak what up? Can I tell you in the Pit Stop, Bob? I was sweating so much. It was the first episode, and I was sweating. I was like, oh, no. I was like, we gotta cool this room down. Y' all not gonna get me again. Cause I know everyone's gonna start posting memes of Gia saying, girls, soak what up? And so there are a few spots I saw, but it was. We fixed. It happened.

[B]

You didn't look sweaty. You looked really good. You looked really, really good, actually.

[A]

Oh, I know. I know. Thanks.

[B]

Oh, my God. I'm so sick of giving you compliments. Now let's go on to. Okay, so the Runway. RuPaul is. Is, like, doing this number, which I was not. I was like, what is going on? I was like, where am I even?

[A]

I loved it.

[B]

I loved it. I was like, honestly, RuPaul better live her life like RuPaul is out here 60. All I gotta say, is this 62.

[A]

62 years old. Looking great. Looking great. He was moving. He did his. My favorite was when he did this thing when he put his hand in the boys, and he was like. He was moving his hips left and right. I was like, work. I loved it. I fucking loved it. I fucking love RuPaul.

[B]

All of you, listen right now. Ask your parents how old they are, and then remember that RuPaul is 62. Ask your dad how old he is, and then remember that RuPaul is 62 years old. That is amazing. Honestly, that in itself is just amazing. I was thinking about something. You know, RuPaul was born in the 60s. RuPaul was alive when Ruby Bridges happened. RuPaul was alive. Like, very much alive.

[A]

He was a baby. He was a child.

[B]

RuPaul is five years older than Ruby. Five years younger than Ruby Bridges also, by the way, Ruby Bridges was also a child. They were both children.

[A]

Ruby was, like, six years old. RuPaul's that means RuPaul's a year.

[B]

I don't think she was six. I think she was in sixth grade. Was she?

[A]

No. Ruby Bridges.

[B]

Jacob, can you Google how old Ruby Bridges was when that was how it happened?

[A]

No. Yeah, Ruby Bridges was definitely. She was. She was, like, going to, like. Like, second or, like, fifth grade or something like that, which I guess Ruby

[B]

Bridge was more alive than you were.

[A]

Okay, fine.

[B]

You could never be 62 in the year 2022.

[A]

Listen, how do you feel about doing a talent show for regular season?

[B]

Love it. Yes. Let us see who you are up front. Like, make these bitches work for it right away. I love the idea that we get to see what you're made of, what you want to do, how you want to entertain the world when you leave here in the first episode. This is a very good idea. It was a twist that I really loved.

[A]

Yeah. At first, I was like, it feels like something that's more special for All Stars when you have a chance to see yourself on TV and figure out what you really want to do. But. And. But now. And watching it when I. After I watch episode, I was like. I really actually like that it was in the first episode. For a regular season, I'm like, yeah, show me what you got. Show me who you are.

[B]

Also, a lot of these girls, they aren't like. That's the thing. I don't think drag race is a place for you to find yourself. Like, some bitches show up knowing who they are. You're gonna find out things about yourself. But, like, is This a show for like half baked drag queens to figure out who they are? Or is it for a place for like. Or is it the Olympics of drag? You don't go to the actual Olympics finding out who you are as an athlete. I mean, maybe you learn about yourself, but you go there because you're an amazing athlete.

[A]

But in the confines of a reality competition show, you just learn a lot about yourself. Seeing yourself on tv, like, that's just how TV is. You just learn a lot about yourself. And I learned a lot about you. Watching your ass.

[B]

You could. You're welcome. Ah, let's go on to. To June Jambalaya. June is some. She just seems green. You know what I mean?

[A]

Yes, I agree with that. But I mean, she moved from the south eight years. She'd been living in Los Angeles for eight years. That, that ungreens you.

[B]

You're not green anymore.

[A]

Mary Greening other men, like, as a person.

[B]

No, no. I don't know. I don't know how long she's been doing drag, but she has missed out. Like, just simple things. Like, I just don't know, like a, like a big time drag queen who would wear control top pantyhose.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Like, I, I can't. I mean, that's. That, that is legit. One of those mistakes you make when you're a baby queen and you're like, oh, buy control top pantyhose. Like, why would you wear control top pantyhose? That is wild.

[A]

But Bob, that's because she just said. She said and she. And untucked. Which we will talk about. I guess we can talk about it. Cause we don't really do an untuck thing. She says in the tucked, how she just started wearing tights. She's never worn tights before here. Because she used to only like, wear her body. Yeah. So that's why I understand.

[B]

But yeah, I mean, I get that. That's unfortunate. That's what I'm saying. She's green. That's what I'm saying. She's very green. I feel like you don't have to be a drag queen for a long time to know about Capizos.

[A]

When I did season 10 and I did episode eight, that fucking glitter Runway, when I tried to tape for the first time. I wasn't new to Dragon Drag for a long time, but I still was on tv. Made a stupid decision.

[B]

Yeah, because you were green. I. I don't know. You don't tell me. I mean, I'm, I'm. You were green.

[A]

I Was not green. I was doing drag, bitch. I was doing drag for six years at that point. You mean I was green?

[B]

You look green.

[A]

You green with envy because the pissed

[B]

off honey called me honey. Like, like Kermit said, it's not easy honey being green.

[A]

Yeah, I, I, I thought this was a. I love how she had these fucking. The fucking bushels in the background. I said, they are really setting these girls up for, like, success. And I thought it was a strong talent to do the African dance. The fucking control top, panties drive drove me insane. What made me even more insane is you got this custom African outfit made. Why would you not make them? Make you, like, some African, like, in the same fabric, like shorts to put on under your thing or like a panty. And then when the, the head thing, her scar started falling down. I like, bitch, just pull it down. Make it look like a necklace. Like, don't be fucking with this the whole time. Just pull it down again.

[B]

It's because she's green. This is the kind of stuff you do. Like, not rehearsing in your outfits, not thinking about making matching panties, not tying your headband just tight enough. This is all stuff that you do when you're like, a queen who maybe doesn't have a lot of experience. Maybe she does. Maybe she has a lot of experience. I just don't know. But she seems green to me. I know that she, that, that, that Cornbreads that they kind of came up and dragged together, and I think Cornbread's been doing drag for, like, three years now. Like two or three years. Yeah. Oh, wow.

[A]

She's in.

[B]

So see, and Cornbread. Cornbread has made some, like, a little bit of green mistakes too, but not as many as, as Ms. Jambalaya.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And, but, but that being said, her dance was really good. It was really good. I hate this thing the judges do, though, when they, when they, when they, like, they're so afraid of, like, they're like, I'm so glad that you brought your culture. I'm like, I don't, like, can you just judge my talent? Like, can you not, like, give me these, like, like, POC kid gloves? I don't need the POC kid gloves. Just judge my talent. Thank you for doing something that, that, that was, like, for your people, but it was kind of just tell me a sloppy.

[A]

Give me, Give me very scary movie one.

[B]

What.

[A]

What's up, my sister? What that girl says to Brenda.

[B]

Yeah, very.

[A]

That. Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, I liked it, but it was just little things really took me out of it for. For June Jambalaya. But I still don't think she should have been in the bottom, which we'll talk about later.

[B]

Yeah, let's go on to Bosco. You know, this outfit, I believe, was made by the guy who made Violet's final.

[A]

Kenny. Yeah, House of Kenny.

[B]

And I think this looks really good. She. She looks great. This is a really great look. The performance. The performance was really great. The idea. I love when she took that because when you see it, I knew she was going to peel those pedals off. I knew it was coming, but. But I was still happy when it happened. And when she started fanning herself, I was like, this is so good.

[A]

I have one note, though. You can tell in the first picture, I think that something happened. You can tell that the petals were supposed to be covering that corset situation because then. Because we saw it coming. Yeah, I think the pedals. I think the petals were meant to go because it revealed the bustier corset thing way too early. Like, if that was up, I would have thought, oh, maybe there's not a reveal. Maybe she's gonna do like a ballad or something. And I think that ruined the surprise. So that I did not like. And I love the little flower in her butt at the end. I said, oh, she got a tight little booty.

[B]

I thought it was supposed to. Yeah, she had the gorilla grip. I thought it was supposed to be that way. It's kind of giving Mugler. It's giving Mugler's flower dress that. That Cardi B wore

[A]

kind of.

[B]

I mean, literally just kind of like not. Not a ton. But anyway, I think this looks good. Bosco is a. She's a put together queen. This girl thinks of details like, she better fucking work.

[A]

From Seattle, right?

[B]

From Seattle, Washington. She is the skanky Seattle queen.

[A]

Seattle puts out some good queens. Bendelacreme, Jinx, Monsoon. I mean, I don't know a whole bunch of Bosco, but see, I guess Seattle, they're great queens there. Work, bitch.

[B]

Yeah, girl.

[A]

I don't mean to shade anyone's Seattle. That sounds a little shady, but I like Work.

[B]

What is up? Okay, what is. What's. What's going on with Alyssa Hunter? What's. What's going on here?

[A]

I. I did not like this number because again, she made us think that this would be playing the guitar.

[B]

Like maybe there was a language bar. Maybe it was language barrier. Maybe she was like, I'm gonna be. Maybe. Maybe she doesn't know the word for air guitar in English. She said English is not her first language. Air guitar is a pretty specific word.

[A]

I know, but. No, but you said you're playing the guitar. You know what you was doing. You thought you was being cute.

[B]

If you would have came out there and like, like, shredded Bob.

[A]

No, no, no. We're not eating on the podcast. We're not eating on the pod. Also, y' all see this nigga try to be slick, right? Talk about some bitch.

[B]

We can.

[A]

We can hear you not slick.

[B]

Shut up. Anyway, if she came up there and, like, imagine if she would have, like, shredded, like, Axel Rose if she. Axel Row. That shit would have been like, oh, my God, bitches really playing guitar. Guitar. Yeah. It would have been like, yeah, Trixie, eat your heart out, bitch. You know, Or.

[A]

Or do you know what? Also all, if she cannot play it, get a prop guitar and fucking gorilla rock star and break the fuck out of it on stage. Like, smash it. Pizza go everywhere. That would have been great. Also, another. Another idea for a talent show. And if Anyone else, season 15 or All Stars, whatever, if someone gets out there and puts an oculus on Bob and plays that beat game and have it projected on the screen, I would live. But, like, nailing it,

[B]

that would be everything.

[A]

Oh, I would. I would live someone.

[B]

That's funny.

[A]

Someone please do that on Dragons. It would be so iconic and so next level.

[B]

Bob.

[A]

Jacob has confirmed Ruby Bridges was 6 years old when she. When her thing happened. So I was right.

[B]

Yeah. RuPaul was alive, though.

[A]

He was a year old.

[B]

It just is shocking to me to think how old RuPaul is. Like, that is wild to me. Like, Jacob, could you Google some significant events that happened the year RuPaul was born? To put it in context? That is like. That's, like, wild. Anyway, Kerri Colby.

[A]

Kerri Colby was her.

[B]

Is her nose contour weird on this? Or am I. Or my. Yes.

[A]

Watching it again, I was like, oh, my God, something is afoot with her face. Something is going on. And I thought it was the hair. It wasn't the hair. It was.

[B]

It was.

[A]

It was her nose. I think it was. You're right.

[B]

Her nose was a foot. Did you say her face is afoot?

[A]

No, I feel like something. Something was. Something was a foot.

[B]

My God.

[A]

We thought. I love Carrie. Carrie is my. Carrie is my religion.

[B]

Carrie. I agree with what the judges said. I wish you would have started jump roping from the beginning. And I wish she would have used, like, a light up jump rope so it would have been easier to see.

[A]

I thought the same thing. I Was like. If she had, like a neon one, something like that lit up because it was so hard. It looked like she was jumping with nothing. It looked like, bitch. For all I knew, she had two little sticks in her hand and she was just moving them like this. And I would just. And she was just pretending she was jumping through a rope. You couldn't see it.

[B]

Jump roping is hard to do because I did. I did it for a show. I did it for a show once, and it is very hard. And I messed up probably most more nights than I did mess up. But if she would have done this in a heel. Oh, even a modest. Even a modest 3 inch. No bitch, I would have gone ham.

[A]

Ham.

[B]

No.

[A]

Six and a half inch platform Louboutin. That's what I wanted to see you

[B]

do it in a fucking six and a half fucking inch shoe.

[A]

Shoes. Which one, baby? Which one you want, honey?

[B]

Yeah, but grab the jump rope and do it. That's where we get into it. We all have 6 inch shoes.

[A]

All of us have.

[B]

All of us have 6 inch platform shoes now.

[A]

Jump rope in the Mary.

[B]

But this was. I do wish that she would have just done more jump roping, because that jump roping was very impressive.

[A]

It was. It was. Yeah. I think she should incorporate it a little bit more. It had been. Maybe it would have made her have her be in the top.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Orion's story. Lord Jesus, I will say it do take nerve to be like, I'm gonna come in here and do it. It take nerve.

[B]

It really do. It really do. And when I watched Untucking, she was like, I just kind of ran out of time, and I had to move, and my cat was having health issues. I was like, that is all very upsetting, but also like, girl, you're on Drag Race. This is. Imagine getting ready. Like, I just kind of ran out of time, and I was just kind

[A]

of like, like what? And, you know, nowadays they give the girls ample time. This wasn't back season six, seven, eight, when y' all had, like, two weeks to give you, like, a month now. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah, I'm really gagged. I'm gagged. Gag that. She. That she was like, I just kind of ran out of time. So I just. I just came out there and just made something up off the top of my head.

[A]

I was like, that's crazy, Bob.

[B]

That is. Imagine that's.

[A]

I mean, the confidence must take to just do that and be like, yeah, just what I did. I. Man, yeah, that's wild.

[B]

Also, like, I don't understand. She's lip sync something. Why is she. Why are you in a robe?

[A]

She looks like the mom from Mad tv. Stuart's mom. You know Stuart's mom?

[B]

Yeah, Stuart.

[A]

Oh, star. Very bad.

[B]

I just don't. I don't get it, and I don't like it.

[A]

Yeah, I was not impressed by this. It was very bad. She, honestly, she deserved to go home just off her talent alone. If you decide you want to come on Drag Race and just do, say, I ran out of time. I just did whatever. When everyone else at least prepared something and, like, respected the show to prepare an actual fucking number because it's a big moment in your fucking career. You deserve to go home immediately. No, no lip sync. Go home.

[B]

I mean, I can't say you're super wrong, because that is. That was. That was wild. That was wild. That was wild. I'm trying to imagine she's at home and she's, like, thinking about what to do, and then, like, we all run things through our friends. And was she like, I'm gonna do this? And then her friends were like, yeah, that's great. That is wild to me.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, but if nothing, bitch. RuPaul has a catalog of songs. But, like, you get there. Text RuPaul, like, hey, girl, I was gonna. Can I listen to 60 that walk at least that, right?

[B]

I don't know. Let's go on to Kornbread. Kornbread did an original song, which is actually Ocean Kelly told me something. This beat that Kornbread rapped over is like this. There's this. This beat maker on YouTube who has this beat. He. He, like, licenses it out. So she actually went and, like, licensed this beat.

[A]

Word.

[B]

Like, legally licensed this beat. And, like, wrote this rap and, like, professionally recorded it. It was really good. Even down to the Merle Ginsburg missing.

[A]

So good. So good, Bob. And then.

[B]

I don't love this wig, though. I gotta be honest. I don't love this wig.

[A]

I think it might be Zach Killian. Or maybe I'm correct. If I'm wrong, y', all, I think, think it's Zach Killian. But she. It was great. And I love how she did, like, when she. When she bucked up the audience, I was like, corporate is out here scaring white people. This is what Dragon's about. Doing the Lord and black people.

[B]

And she was scaring everybody over there. She was like, fuck everybody.

[A]

And Michelle. And Michelle, who don't understand anything she said.

[B]

Apparently, the judges were dragging Michelle. They were like, well, Michelle, they're like, Michelle white ass. Don't know. But I speak. It's like, oh, my God. Like the. The. The district. The Michelle massage disrespect on the panel is getting wild. They said, I loved that wig is from Unicornan wigs.

[A]

Oh, never mind. It is from unicorn and wigs, not Zach Killian Unicorn and wigs.

[B]

Willow peel. Willow pill did a self care during quarantine number, and I honestly liked it. The reason why I liked it because when she pulled up the toaster, I started laughing. It's really dark humor. And I started laughing. And because it made me laugh, I thought it was good.

[A]

Yeah. I did not get it. I did not get. Now watching it again for a second time. Watching it again for a second time, I got it. But when I just watched the episode for the first time, I was like, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't get it. Now does that.

[B]

When you think of a bathtub and a toaster, you don't immediately think about the thing.

[A]

But she didn't put the toaster in the bathtub.

[B]

That's the point. It's her self care. Like, she. You think it's getting dark, but she's just eating toast in the bath. She's just drinking wine, eating spaghetti and toast in the bathtub. Why spaghetti in the bathtub? It was gonna go dark because she's eating all that. She's eating. She's drinking wine and doing all this stuff in the tub.

[A]

And did she say it was self care during quarantine and she says that in her thing.

[B]

She said it was something. She said it was about her, like, her way of coping with her illnesses and all that stuff.

[A]

I guess I missed that. Yeah.

[B]

When they opened up the number and they introduced her talent. Her talent was self care during quarantine.

[A]

Got it. Okay. And I wasn't when she didn't.

[B]

Let's say that because then Jacob's not in. Let's say that what Jacob said. So.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So when they.

[A]

When they.

[B]

When they opened it up and they showed everyone's talent on the screen, it said, self care during quarantine.

[A]

I must have missed that. See, I must have been taking a note or something. Cause I. I think I missed some crucial details that made me understand the number. And I will say, when she did a reveal from this 90 into her swimming suit, her. Willow's body was so hot. I was like.

[B]

I was like, not these little cakes.

[A]

I was like, work little Debbie cake. And I love. I love the fact that Willow has a tramp stamp. I know something so true is so small, but a has a tramp stamp. I live. I live stamp. Yeah, it was great.

[B]

But I. I enjoyed the number. I thought it was. I thought I laughed out loud. When the toaster thing happened. I laughed out loud.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. Also, they were saying earlier, do you think Will. I mean, she does look kind of young. They were really like, you look like a baby. That would probably get annoying to hear after a while. That would probably get really annoying to hear.

[A]

I don't see baby. She looks young, but I don't think, like, she's not giving me, like, fucking Krista Versace or Blair Sinclair. Like, Blair Sinclair looks like a baby to me. Like, I want. Since season 10, I was like, oh, my God. I don't get that from Willow.

[B]

Bless you. That also. Bless you. That also has to get old. Hearing that after a while, it's kind of like, okay, we get it. I'm not a baby. I'm an adult.

[A]

People tell me that shit all the time. I'm like, I get it. I'm not a baby.

[B]

Moving on, moving on. Back to reality. So after the. After the lip sync, I mean, after the talent show, they go into their Runway looks. Let's talk about them.

[A]

The Runway look. First up, June Jambalaya. I like this, except for I don't like how it stops at, like, mid shin. If she would have got the outfit to be a full pant moment, like, into the shoe out, it would have been great. But it stopping mid shin throws it off at me again. She looks fucking stunning. Her face is gorgeous. I love this fabric. I love the crystal on it. It's just the bottom, like. Like. Like. Like we talked about before is sometimes the shoe is such an afterthought that it kind of. It can throw off a whole look.

[B]

For me, I don't think that the. The. These flowing sleeves are appropriate for the look. I don't get why they're there. I don't think they make it look nice. And I also don't like this, like, shoulder piece that's kind of like buckled in the front. So you see the underside without the stones?

[A]

No, I think that's just nude illusion. I don't think it's doing that. Is that what I think this is, like a nude illusion panel here?

[B]

It's a piece coming off. Like, there's like a. There's like a. I don't even know how to describe it. It's like a shoulder piece that goes down to her Belly button. You don't see this thing? I feel there's this big shoulder piece, and it's like a piece that comes off. It's like, coming straight out. I don't like that piece.

[A]

Got it. Okay.

[B]

Do you see what I'm talking about? Like, from the back? Do you not see those big shoulder things in the back?

[A]

I see it, but in the front,

[B]

they continue all the way down to the front. I don't think they look good. I think it would look better without it. And also, the, the, the color is a, is a little. It's not, like, ashy, but it's not rich brown. Not red. There's enough red in it to match her skin. I don't think. And I agree with you, it should go down her ankles.

[A]

Yeah, I should go down her ankles. Yeah. Bosco.

[B]

My only thing about Bosco is that this is a little reminiscent of what she walked in the Runway in. And I'm like, are we going to see you in horns every time you're out here?

[A]

You mean her, her entrance, the work room? You gonna be.

[B]

Are you gonna be in horns every time we see you? Is this the thing? But that being said, this look in and of itself looks really good.

[A]

Yeah, I like it. And I think she's telling a story. I don't think it's gonna be every time. I think this is a, this is a nice through line for the whole first episode. Like, we saw her. Yeah. I, I, I, I, I really enjoyed it. I think she looks great, and I like the story she told us. First episode. Good job, Baka. She had a really strong start.

[B]

Yeah. Bosco's a real contender. I'm shocked. I from her. Meet the queen. I, I did not see this. And I, and I stand corrected. I'm happy to be corrected because she looks. She's really turning it out. She's very smart.

[A]

Yeah. Fur, sure.

[B]

Speaking of fur, Alyssa Hunter, who's wearing ostrich. This looks really good. It's giving very My Fair lady. And it's. Or some sort of a. It's cute. I like this.

[A]

Yeah, I get the period. This is expensive. The bugle beading, the stones, the ostrich feathers. Like, this is an expensive look. My only critique is, like, she kind of threw it away on the gloves. She just had, like, those, like, really cheap satin gloves when it should have tied the glove in a little more. Again, this is beautiful. She looks stunning. It's just like, a little tiny detail of the glove for me, but I think I would wear this outfit. I Love that hat. I like wompa hat.

[B]

My only critique is that that's not a real umbrella. And I can tell it's not. Like, that doesn't look like an umbrella. Like, if you untied it, it wouldn't. Why do you care? Why do you care about her gloves? I mean, I care about what I care about. You care about what you care about. Why do you care that her gloves don't match the rest of her look? Like, it doesn't look like an umbrella. So it takes me out of the fantasy. Cause I'm like, that's supposed to be an umbrella, but it's just clearly not an umbrella. But besides that, this looks great work. So why do you care about the gloves? Why do you care? Yeah, that's how.

[A]

Fair point, Bob. Fair point.

[B]

So let's go on to the next look.

[A]

Kerri Colby. I like the. The K's and the panty, but the lines on the coat, I don't really love. And again. And. And. And in. In her picture on Instagram, she wore nude pumps. And it looks way better. The boots really throw me out. Throw it out for me.

[B]

Now I'm going on. You know, RuPaul was obsessed with those boots. RuPaul was like, I want those boots.

[A]

Oh, I love those boots. Like, by themselves. I would absolutely wear those boots. Those boots are so. And they will never fit my, you know, big ass. Cause she probably has small, dainty feet.

[B]

But those boots are so sexy to nude pumps. Yeah, you know, I.

[A]

It looks so much better on Insta with the nude pumps, girl.

[B]

That's how they always. That's how we always do. All of us. We look way. Like on Instagram. We had time to go home and think about things and reconsider shit and think, why do we do this? You know what I mean?

[A]

And also, she didn't need the gloves, bitch. She should have put on a nice nude tapered coffin nail. She did not need those pink gloves. Those pink gloves are so unnecessary. And she is. You know, the boots and the gloves really take me out of it. But again, she's so stunning. She's so beautiful. I want.

[B]

Can we talk about one of my favorite Twitter interactions? Your homegirl, Gia Gunn said, so happy to see a trans person on a. An actual season of Drag Race. The doors that I've opened. And then Gottmik tweeted and said, I love my fake season.

[A]

Gia.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Gia. Gia. So I have to take Gia o' Phone away from her. Like, why?

[B]

Why? And Gia just. Mick said, I love my Fake season. Also, was Peppermint not on a season of Drag Race.

[A]

This is what I was saying back in my time and people. And she got crazy. I'm like, why? People love discounting Peppermint on Drag Race as being. As being a trans person. When again, like you have discussed on Blackware Town hall your content of Peppermint. I have on my show Peppermint identified as a trans woman on Drag Race because she did not look the way you want a trans woman. So that's not her business. Peppermint was an open trans woman on Drag Race. The end period.

[B]

And Mick really got me.

[A]

It gets me so upset.

[B]

Loved my fake seats. Anyway, going back to Kerri Colby, I mean, yeah, this look is fine. I love a big fur coat and I think when you wear a big fur coat, it is smart to wear something understated underneath it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Only thing is, I feel like with this coat on and this dress, the

[A]

K's your favorite letter.

[B]

The K's they love K. I love. Oh, Lizzo said if it was 3Ks, that really took me out. But, but there's something about when you. It's just hard. It's just kind of hard to see what's going on with the dress because of the coat. You know what I mean?

[A]

Yeah. This coat reminds me. Remember the. Your. Your big fur coat that I wore for wizard of Oz?

[B]

Oh, yeah, I remember that coat that was actually given to me by an amazing trans queen who's passed away named Ruby. Rest in peace to Ruby. And. Yeah. Not Ruby Bridges. Ruby Bridges is also still alive, by the way. She's very much living 67, and I'm glad that we were able to continue with her legacy. So thank you, Ruby, for that. Let's go on to Orion's story girl.

[A]

No. Why, why this outfit? I hated everything about this outfit, especially in my opinion. She had a. She had a strong look entering the workroom. And this just looks crazy. This is your signature show stopping drag and your Horton Hazaru girl. Why?

[B]

This is a. This is signature. Also. I. I mean, honestly, I gotta be honest, I hated Orion's belt. Ooh. No, but I really. I really don't like the belt. But I really don't like the belt. It's like the belt is too big and I don't get. I don't. I don't get it. Maybe, maybe I'm not the intended audience. I don't get it.

[A]

And Ryan said that this bitch look like she picking cotton. I said, oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, Lizzo and Rupaul were like, we're gonna make the white people uncomfortable today. RuPaul was like, I speak nugget.

[A]

Love it. I don't. I'm not bothered by the belt, Bob. I think about the belt. The belt really brings her waist. I don't think it's big. I just don't understand the three boobs.

[B]

It is big. Do you not see how far it wraps literally around her body, the belt? Literally.

[A]

Oh, you mean. You mean, like, too long? I don't know if you meant, like, too big. Like, width.

[B]

No, it's not her size.

[A]

Got it. Yeah. Yeah. But again, you're on Drag Race. Cut the belt off there and double. Double side. Tape it or glue it so you, like, just like, girl, make it work on tv. No one will know. Who's gonna know? No one's gonna know.

[B]

How will they know? How will they know? Oh, my God. Yeah. I don't know what Orion was doing with it, with that moment. Let's go on to Ms. Bread. I agree with what the judges said. She did need a. I think a headpiece would have made it look good, but besides that, this look is great. This look is really good. And I. I commiserate. I know the feeling. Here's the thing. I'm not gonna get down on Queens because her tights are up. Cause you do not know when this bitch tights ripped. You have no clue if it. It could have happened right before you go on stage. And you cannot. You don't. You cannot run back to the workroom, and you can't. I went. I went into. Into the photo shoot, and I had a. Ripped my tights, and I. I'm telling you, I was smart enough to get brand new tights. Going to Drag Race, but they were just. By the time I got to photo shoot, my tights were fucking ripped. It is what it is, you know?

[A]

Yeah. I think cormorant looks absolutely stunning. I Again, the head thing, the hair. The head and I. Do you think that she just. She, like, last minute, she just put this thing on her head and she thought it looked like chain mail. Do you think that's. That. That's what the thought process was?

[B]

No, I think that it looks like it's actually. It's coming out of the garment. Like it's literally part of the garment.

[A]

Oh, well, I didn't get that.

[B]

If you look in the front. If you look. If you look at the front, it actually goes down and it's attached underneath that. That, like, applique on her left hip.

[A]

Got it. I love this. This fabric is. First of all, her and Lizzo went to the same. I'm sure this is probably Michael Branville as well. Cornbread looks stunning also. Cornbread. Can we just give a nod to this bitch? Perfectly fucking nailing a. Her padding and the color of her tights. She has that. She has, like, a dark cha. Dark java tight furs, and she put a light, like, chestnut fishing on top of it so it comes out to be. Look. It is perfectly matching her upper body. That is fucking fair. And I noticed a small detail, but I love shit like that. She looks.

[B]

Do you know for a fact this was shielder tights or you just assume.

[A]

No, I'm. I. Cause when the site, they zoomed in on the fishnet, and I was like, oh, that's a java underneath and that's a chestnut type. Maybe Corbin can confirm or deny, but I'm pretty sure it's a java Capezio bottom. And then she put a chestnut fishnet on top.

[B]

Mark fierce. Yeah, she looks great. I love this look. I do. Again, I do wish she had worn a headpiece or some sort of a wig or something, but she looks really, really good. Or just don't put the. Or don't put the thing over your head. I think it was the thing. I think what it was was the fact that she had the headpiece. It kind of brought her head down and made it look kind of like this.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Also, when she walks and she's a big girl, she doesn't have, like, the most long neck ever. So, you know, I mean.

[A]

Yeah, she has, like, a cute gate when she walks. You kind of, like, walked like this. She was. About to fight. She's like, oh, I gotta. She's like, cha cha. Hey. She was walking, was living. Yeah, it was very cute.

[B]

It was very cute.

[A]

She's charming. Very charming.

[B]

On to Willow Pillow pill. I like this look. I wish that the leggings were, like, closer to her body. I don't like the wig, though. The wig is what.

[A]

I don't like the wig. I agree. I agree that I did not like the wig. I liked everything else. I love the tights. I love. I. I really enjoyed this. I thought it was great.

[B]

Yeah. I love a top that goes down into leggings, that goes down into, like, wrapping around, like, a footy as well. I think about, like, when. When the leggings go into the shoe. That is really cute to me.

[A]

Yeah, I love. I think she looks.

[B]

But I don't like this Wig, though. And I would like for her to maybe explore something with her makeup. I'm not a makeup expert, but something about it is unpleasing.

[A]

It's the first episode.

[B]

I said what? I said something about this makeup is unpleasing. Not like her makeup in general. It's this one. Like, something about this.

[A]

Do you know what it is?

[B]

What?

[A]

It's that dark lip. The same dark lip that the girls got you out of that. It's a. The dark lip is something is. I think that's what it is.

[B]

I don't think it's a dark clip because on. On a white girl, dark lips look kind of like, edgy, but on a black girl, dark lips, you look old as hell.

[A]

That's not true. Other than a darker. Mine and look old.

[B]

All right, I don't want to hurt your feelings, so let's. What was your favorite look?

[A]

My favorite look would have to be cornbread. This magic. I think it looks expensive. I would wear this. I love the gloves, the shoe. Cornbread is my favorite look, for sure.

[B]

I'm gonna give it to Bosco.

[A]

Oh, really? Okay.

[B]

Yeah, I really. I really love this look. It also looks very expensive. I like how creative it is. I like how her. Her hair horns match her titty horns.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it also just tells an entire story. The entire episode is just one fluid story. This. Cause this, like, her opening look was that devil thing. Then it was a burlesque, and this looks like a burlesque devil. Maybe. Maybe I'm trying to find connection with her already, but it all works for me.

[A]

Yeah, I agree. I think she was great. But my favorite was cornbread. Who was your least favorite look?

[B]

Orion.

[A]

Yeah, Like Horton Hisaroo. Terrible. I hate it. I hated this look.

[B]

Yeah, it's not. It's not pop.

[A]

Not great.

[B]

It's not busting. Busting. And they go into the lip sync. And during this.

[A]

Wait, did you agree at the bottom, too?

[B]

Did I agree with the bottom two?

[A]

Is that who you would have put in the bottom?

[B]

Jambalaya. And, you know, I thought the bottom three were Alyssa, June, and Orion. And I could have taken Alyssa or June. Either one of them could have been in the bottom for me, to be honest.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I'm not mad about. I'm not mad about the bottom two at all.

[A]

It was a mix movie because I think June had a stronger talent, but Alyssa had a stronger Runway. And I do love when Drag Race considers a Runway, because I think oftentimes we have agreed on this show that sometimes it's like, did you see the runways? So I do think Alyssa's Runway saved her from the bottom to this episode.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I get that.

[A]

And they had the same color on too.

[B]

I think Drag Race just gives more weight to the challenge than the Runway because ultimately, at the end of the day, Drag Race is a talent based show. Talent and personality based show. And a lot of us wear really wild costumes. But yeah, I wasn't mad at the bottom two. It could have been Alyssa or June. Either one, to be honest.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. But I also thought that, like, if you look at the whole episode as a package, I think that June had more missteps than Alyssa did. Like, Alyssa's number was kind of weird, but. But she didn't. She didn't mess up at all. It was for what she was trying to execute. She executed it flawlessly.

[A]

Yeah, well, did you notice that the amount of girls that cried this episode, Bob, I counted five out of the seven girls cried this episode.

[B]

You know, one of the cutest moments. And it just shows how June, I think, is just too sweet for this show. When RuPaul came down, she went. I was like, girl, they're about to eat you up in this show, girl, because you are just too sweet. I was.

[A]

The guy got the Runway when Court, when, when, when Rue, when they were complimenting either when they were like, telling Corbett how well she did or when they were telling her she. Oh, yeah. When they were telling her how well she did in the challenge or what she wanted, she started crying. And Ru just looks at it. Looks at her. What are you feeling? I was like, Rue's like, yes. Uh huh. What? What's going on? Uh huh.

[B]

I love what it was. I don't cry. I'm a thug. That really tickled me.

[A]

I love that. So Char, the charisma is on 100. The charisma is out of this world.

[B]

It really, really is. When I look at the bottom two in their performances, they were performing to water me by the show.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I agree with Trinity. June 8 her up.

[A]

Bobby. 8, not 8. 8 is how you describe Monet x Change lip syncing against Jujubee in All Stars 5. Or how Monet x Change destroyed Justy Ray bottoms in season four. I mean, in season 10. Or how Valentina Dipsenk against Bonet exchange on All Stars 4. OK, that's 8. Okay. Those people ate those other girls. This was not that it was fair.

[B]

You know, maybe you're right. No. I don't know. It didn't seem fair. Like There was not a chance. There was not a moment that I thought that Orion was going to win. Not a moment. Not a single moment.

[A]

Again, I do think June did better, but I wouldn't say eight. Also, when I would never. I get the wig under a wig. Queens revealing to an uglier wig on top of the is. I will never understand it. It was giving very Theresa May Drag Race UK season three. A nice wig under an ugly wig.

[B]

And, you know, I remember back when I ugly under a nice wig again. Honestly, the best reveal I've ever seen was this. I cannot remember her name. The queen from San Francisco who pulled it off. A kitty cat. And then she had a kitty cat, and then she was bald. Nikki.

[A]

It's Nikki Jizz.

[B]

Nikki Jiz. So we'll try. We will try. We're not promising it'll be here, but we will try to find it. It is a kitty cat under a kitty cat. Then she's bald. Then she rips her skin off and has on another kitty cat.

[A]

Yeah. That is crazy. The best.

[B]

That was amazing.

[A]

Crazy. So good. Nikki. Shout out to Nikki Jizz, who also did Bring It On Queen with me and Bob. She played one of Bob's hood ass friends. Trying to. Trying to beat me up in my friends. Just. Just trying to do a little. Just trying to do a little dance the. The hood bitches.

[B]

But I really also, when June, those big sleeves got in the way, I would have handed those sleeves to each of the girls and been like, do not let go. And just run forward and rip them off. I'd have been like, hold this, hold this. Do not let go of these. And I would have run and just rip those motherfuckers off. That would have been Bob the girl.

[A]

The girl in the corner was Willow Pill. June Jambalai would have snatched Willow Pill from the back of the the stage and throw her toward the judges. That was not safe.

[B]

Could you. Could you just.

[A]

Little Bill, just drag it across the stage?

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That would have been so funny. Oh, shit.

[A]

Yeah. No, ma'. Am. No, ma'.

[B]

Am. You know, I ask this question every episode. I ask this question. Who's gonna win drag races in 14? Who's winning?

[A]

As of right now, based off today's episode, I will say Cornbread. I say it's Cornbread. Cornbread is. The charisma is 1000%. The talent is 1000%. The uniqueness is up there. She is nailing it. She is so good at Drag Race. This is a great start. Cornbread down.

[B]

You're right. I agree. All carbs from here on out. It is Cornbread's game to lose. I think for me. For me, the top four. Honestly, we don't know both the top four.

[A]

You haven't seen the other girl.

[B]

I know, but I just. I'm telling you right now, I cannot imagine that next week is going to be as good as I would be. I would be dumbfounded if next week was better than I would be dumbfounded.

[A]

We shall see. We.

[B]

Well, girls, we shall see. But if I had to pick top four out of this group, I would say it is going to be. Honestly, I'm confident saying the top four is going to be Corn. Corned Beef, Corn, Will Boss, and

[A]

Carrie.

[B]

Carrie. Oh, Lord of mercy. That was hard. I will say.

[A]

Oh, maybe because only seven queens. I'm having such an easier time remembering these names as opposed to UK3. I don't know why. It is way easier to support.

[B]

Their names sounded similar. It was like Crystal and wait, it

[A]

was like Christopher Victoria Scone.

[B]

Yeah. Something about the names also just kind of were reminiscent of one another, too.

[A]

Veronica Green. Crystal for the year. It was a lot of. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, this is gonna be a good season. I'm so excited about the season, Bob. I generally am really excited. The girls seem really good. This is good tv. It's. It's all the things. Like, there wasn't drama, but I wasn't mad that it wasn't a crazy drama. Like, it was fine and. But this is good Drag Race. I'm excited.

[B]

Do you remember the drama from Thirteen? I just forgot about that. Do you remember, like, Tamisha and Kandy, like, fighting?

[A]

I was like, yes, this is because. Bitch from the Bronx.

[B]

Do you think you and I will get any enemies this season?

[A]

I hope not. But with you and me, probably. Probably you're gonna gaslight the fuck out of me saying I don't like someone outfit. Oh, so what you're saying is that this person's shit, they should never do Drag Race and you hate their entire existence? That's what you're saying, Monet? Cause you're gonna be like, monet hates my family. It's gonna be a whole thing, Probably.

[B]

Is that what you're saying?

[A]

Oh, my God. Don't start with me.

[B]

Answer the question, bitch. Answer the question. Just answer the question. Well, all right, y'. All. We will see you all next week.

[A]

All right, y'. All, Man,