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Bob the Drag Queen
Monet, are you enjoying watching season eight of RuPaul's Drag Race again?
Monet X Change
You know, I do enjoy season eight. Season eight was a good season. Like, why people, like, list seasons. Season eight doesn't particularly rank very high, but I think season eight has a lot of good stuff in it. It has a good amount of drama,
Bob the Drag Queen
and it's Great drag season eight, well off the top.
Monet X Change
Not another season 10 or all stars four, so whatever. Who cares?
Bob the Drag Queen
So, bitch, we get back, Acid Betty has just gone home, and people are, like, ecstatic. Like, Kim is like, Acid Betty's gone and does the, like, the thumbs up. And Thorgy's like, she was a mess. And I'm glad. Like, I'm like, I didn't know that everyone was that happy to see her go. I was torn up. I was destroyed.
Monet X Change
Oh, but you were sobbing backstage. But, I mean, you can't be mad. That's. Cause you know Betty. But Thorgy knows Betty, too. But. Cause you know Thorgy, if y' all want, like, a really Kako, go back on YouTube and search Queens of New York. You can see old videos of Acid Betty, Sherry, Vine, Lady Bunny.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah.
Monet X Change
They were trying to do, like, a. Like a. Like a. Like a Drag Queens in New York City, like a Real Housewife thing. Anyway, and. And acid was on there, but. And. But acid was causing chaos. She was so mean to everyone. And people like, fuck this, bitch. No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying in Drag Race, like, they didn't know her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I mean, yeah, she was. She was. Yeah, they were happy to see her go. I was like, damn, y' all are Queens of New York. Still on the Internet. No way.
Monet X Change
It has to be on YouTube still.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was Mimi I'm first.
Monet X Change
The Mimi I'm first episode is wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is. I heard a rumor. You didn't hear the rumor that I heard what? I heard a rumor that that wasn't even. That guy wasn't even her dad.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. And I heard that from a very reliable source.
Bob the Drag Queen
So just so you guys know, in the show Queens of New York, Mimi Einfirst had a really rough interaction with her father on the show, and this whole emotional.
Monet X Change
It's called Queens of Drag nyc. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Had this whole emotional moment with him, and then someone's like, that's fully not her dad. Oh, at all. Oh, at all.
Monet X Change
That is crazy behavior, not hiring an actor to pretend to be your dad on his name. But, I mean, it is reality tv. They're probably trying to produce it. I mean, allegedly. The stories were true. It just wasn't the actual person.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm dead. That is wild. That is.
Monet X Change
No, but her dad is dead.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, is he really dead?
Monet X Change
I don't know. In that shot, he is dead as hell.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, he's not dead. No, he's not dead. No, he. He, like, leaves her. She, like, built a closet to show her dad her drag. And then he was like, I don't approve of this. You don't remember that?
Monet X Change
I remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's so crazy. Yeah. It was like her dad was like, I don't approve of this drag stuff. And then he, like, walks away. She's like, crying. I was like, honestly, the acting was popping. Like, the acting.
Monet X Change
She was hurting it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, the acting was giving. I was like, girl, you better work anyway. So also, there is this, like, an. Was. Okay. Watching back the show, are you ever cringe at your own, like, behavior or. Or the way you're being perceived because it's on the show?
Monet X Change
Absolutely.
Bob the Drag Queen
It seems like I'm unaware. It seems like I'm walking around, like, just having fun. And it seemed like everyone is annoyed with me. And I was like, I just don't remember this.
Monet X Change
It does seem like that. It's. It doesn't. It seems like the only. No, Naomi seems like, to be really, like, involving you. Well, but it does seem like everyone else, like, Robbie is coming at you. Thorgy was coming at you. Yeah, they were really Robbie. And Robbie and Robbie ends. They end that act. Robbie's like, Bob is. Bob is setting himself up for all the Jenga pieces to fall.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, yeah. She goes, you ever play Jenga? Sometimes. You're building something up. And he's going to have a massive fall. And I was like, I don't see that for me. Also, I will say. I will say that didn't age well because,
Monet X Change
Yeah, it seemed like everyone was really like. Like I was saying, like what? Like, they're making it seem like you were in the van, like, like just, like, going off. And they just made it seem like you were just, like, really insufferable.
Bob the Drag Queen
Right? I was like, this is so rude. I hate this.
Monet X Change
See, I cover the next day.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then we have the reading challenge, which, by the way, I feel like this was one of the last seasons that they had really cool glasses. For the reading challenge, we have these no smoking glasses with these, like, cigarettes. Slits for your eyes. And I feel like after this, they just kind of became like, whatever, glass. But they were really cool reading. Reading classes, quote, unquote. And I remember being like, I forgot that guy Was even there. He was like the editor of something. I was like, who?
Monet X Change
I'm like, why the fuck was he there?
Bob the Drag Queen
He was promoting the magazine, whatever magazine it was. I can't remember the magazine, but he
Monet X Change
was promoting that magazine, Entertainment Weekly. Maybe he was.
Bob the Drag Queen
And it was like, do you read magazines? Reading, Reading challenge, you know, who fucking knows?
Monet X Change
I wrote this. Reading challenge was a good one. I wrote out some of my favorite for each girl. So Chi Chi is my favorite. Chi Chi read was. But Bob, you may be from New York, but those feet are still from the city.
Bob the Drag Queen
Those feet are still from. And they pan down and I'm wearing those. I used to exclusively, and I mean exclusively out of drag women's Payless shoes. You remember this, Monet?
Monet X Change
I remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I'm telling y', all, unless I was at the gym, I was wearing Payless women's shoes. And I mean, the only shoes I would wear. And they panned down. And those shoes, when I say threadbare, there were these, like, lace.
Monet X Change
What was I. Lace clothes.
Bob the Drag Queen
They were these lace shoes that you can see my whole feet through.
Monet X Change
They were, uh huh. And then. And then they panned down to the shoes. Your feet is all leaned over on the side. You fucking walking on the side of the shoes. I said, dot this. They was all runned over.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who else did you love? I thought Kim Chi had some really great reads as well. Kim Chi did a really good job. And Paul was like, who would have thought that was in there? Like, bitch, we've been there.
Monet X Change
My Kim on was, she says, chichi Chi, your drag is just like turkey neck cheap and no one wants it. I was like, I like turkey neck,
Bob the Drag Queen
but it is cheap.
Monet X Change
It is very cheap. This is very cheap.
Bob the Drag Queen
What if she said cheap and only black people wanted?
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Imagine. I would have kind of lived cheap.
Bob the Drag Queen
And white people kind of don't get it.
Monet X Change
Derek. I thought Derek was very funny. Bob the Drag Queen. I had the idea. Oh, she goes, bob the Drag Queen. I had no idea that they were different shades of ashy. I was like,
Bob the Drag Queen
like not micro. Not the micro. Between that and the. And the little twerking line from last episode. You know what three. I did. I. I didn't. I. I really thought that, like, Thorgy just saying shut up to me was not a good read. And everyone acted like it was great. I was like, why y' all laughing? Bob, please shut up. I'm like, it's not even good.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I don't think it was a good read, but I think. But it Fed into the narrative of, like, apparently you just always talking, you're always going off, and no one could get a word in edgewise. So that pro. So in the crimes of that. It made sense, you know?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Not. Not. Not. Thorgy, a producer feeding the storyline now.
Monet X Change
And yours are really good, too. I really liked your. Your. Your. Your. Your flipper one to Robbie was my favorite.
Bob the Drag Queen
My favorite one was when Derek. When Derek Barry heard Britney Spears, she said, really? I prefer. What did I say? I prefer fencing.
Monet X Change
Yeah, that's a good one. That was a good one.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is such a stupid. That is so stupid.
Monet X Change
Naomi was good, too. Naomi had a really good one. Her first one was funny. I forgot. What? I didn't write it down, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it was. This was a great reading challenge, and I won the reading challenge, which. Which also upset Thorgy even more. Thorgy still mad.
Monet X Change
It's like Bob won, but I do
Bob the Drag Queen
think I deserve to win. And also, I don't think I ever got that first drag Jewel set. I don't think I ever got that.
Monet X Change
Don't even get me started on fierce drag Jewels, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like fierce drag jewels. I just. I just. I just never got that one. I just never got that one particular set from them.
Monet X Change
Who was. Who do you think would have been second?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Chi Chi did a really good job. Chi Chi was very funny to me.
Monet X Change
Chi Chi Devane, we love.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who would you say? Kim. Kim was good, too. There were really no duds in this. In this whole reading. Yeah, all that. I think this might be one of the best reading challenges on the show, actually.
Monet X Change
No All Stars forwards. No. No All Stars 2. All Star Shooting challenge was everything.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was great. That was very, very good.
Monet X Change
We should. Roxy. Roxy Andrews, I think about you every morning at the bus.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is horrible. I think we should do All Stars 2 next. It's one of my favorite seasons of Drag Race.
Monet X Change
Oh, I'm down to. I'm so down to The All Stars 2. It's so good.
Bob the Drag Queen
All Stars 2 was so good. Oh, my God. So then we find out that we're doing so RuPaul. Also, RuPaul does this thing where if you ever. If you ever meet RuPaul, y', all, if you ever compliment RuPaul's shoes, she does the thing that Dorothy does when she first puts on the ruby slippers, where you put your toes together and you point your heels out one at a time. And RuPaul does this literally every time you compliment her shoes, she does this. I'm telling you.
Monet X Change
I mean, that's not my experience with Sir Paul.
Bob the Drag Queen
Have you ever complimented her shoes?
Monet X Change
Yeah, pretty much every time RuPaul comes into the workroom. Like, all right, bitch, you better work. Look at those shoes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Specifically, you have to compliment her shoes. When you compliment her shoes, she does the little toe thing every single time. Cause y' all are talking about the outfit. Like, this outfit, this outfit, this stuff. And it's like a little wizard of Oz bit that she does. She also was obsessed with doing this. She was obsessed with, like, pointing at things because she had acrylics on this season. So she was obsessed with pointing at things and doing this. And she would always do that. She'd be like, my book.
Monet X Change
I love RuPaul so much.
Bob the Drag Queen
But anyway, so speaking of books, we found out that we're doing a design challenge based off of the Wonderful wizard of Oz, the L. Frank Baum book.
Monet X Change
I never knew the wizard of Oz was a book before this moment. Like, not like now. Like, when the season aired, I was like, this is a book first. I did not know that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, really?
Monet X Change
I had no idea back then in the day.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. So when I first moved to New York City, I was on this quest to read a bunch of, like, as much classic literature as possible. I think I did, like, three books, and I was done. I think I did. I did wizard of Oz. I did the Catcher and the Rye, and I think I did Kill a Mockingbird. And I was like, this is ridiculous, because some of these books are boring, but the wizard of Oz is a fucking weird book. Oh, bitch. The movie is so watered down. Like, in the book, the Tin man kills over 100 different characters.
Monet X Change
Just chop my bitches up. I mean, I am the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's one scene where he's literally just going through a field, just killing things. Just killing people, creatures.
Monet X Change
Why?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because they're trying to. So the actual book doesn't end with the water in the thing. Like, Dorothy gets taken to, like, a tower, and then they have to fight these animals. I think that'll like. It's been years. I think it's like the of part part bear, part spider. But then when she's in this space, you have to go to get the witch. But then they have to go through this fields of porcelain. Everyone's made of porcelain. And the Tin man is been years. But the Tin man is going through this field, just killing everyone. He's like the hitman. And it is a very fucked up book. The Tin man also chops himself up. He's Tin man because he was a regular woodsman, but I think the witch cursed his ax, and every time he'd go to swing it, he would just chop off another body part. So his axe was cursed and he couldn't chop trees. Every time he swing it, he ends up cutting off a leg and then his arm and then his head and then his whole body.
Monet X Change
Yeah, that sounds very gruesome. It sounds like a fucking Grimm's fairy tale.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is a very, very gruesome book. I recommend you read it. It's actually a very entertaining book, and it's a quick read.
Monet X Change
Okay, maybe I will do that, Bob. I should have read it before this challenge, and I can be really knowledgeable of what this challenge was.
Bob the Drag Queen
And also, Elphaba is from the name L. Frank Baum.
Monet X Change
Oh, I've never seen Wicked either, which I said on the podcast already. I really want to, but everyone's telling me anytime I say that, they're like, yeah, you should have seen it back when it was new. Like, now everyone tells me, don't go see it now.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I'm like, okay, I heard that now, though. Like, now. Now is actually really popping because everyone's back on Broadway, so everyone's just excited to be back at work. So, like, now, if you go see a Broadway show, every. Everyone's, like, performing like, the show just opened because a lot of them did just reopen.
Monet X Change
Got it. Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait for the movie, which is gonna be in two parts, apparently.
Monet X Change
I know. Which is wild. I hate that. That makes me so upset, because now I know at the end of the first movie, I'm gonna want to see the second half. Gonna be so irritated by it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, at least it's going to end with defying gravity. You know, it has to end with defying gravity. What if it stops right before defying gravity? What if it stops right.
Monet X Change
No way.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, that would be.
Monet X Change
Wait.
Bob the Drag Queen
What people would.
Monet X Change
Is wait, in the show, the Defying Gravity, is it right before intermission?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, it is. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
But also honest. They should really get wild and release them at the same time. They would kill the box office. Kill the box office.
Monet X Change
What ends the show?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wicked.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Elf. Say again? Yeah. So, Elph. Spoiler alert. But I mean, it's been literally 20 something years, so, like, whatever. But Elphaba has been killed. They threw the water on her, but that's just a hoax. Like, she doesn't actually melt if you throw water on her. So they faked her death, and then Elphaba and Glinda sing a song about how they've changed each other's lives for good.
Jacob
Oh, for good, Noellan. That's not the truth.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, what is it, bitch?
Jacob
Okay, so, Fiera, who's your love interest? They think he's been killed. They take him off into a cornfield, and they're like. Cause he's with the wicked Witch of the west, and they kill him. Then Elphaba's in the tower, and there's a mob coming to kill her with Dorothy leading it. And Glinda's like, they're gonna kill you. You gotta go. And Elphaba's like, no.
Shannon Maldonado
And.
Jacob
And then they sing for good. And then Elphaba is like, you gotta hide, like they're gonna kill you too if they find you here. Then throws the water on her. She melts. Glinda's like, well, my best friend just died. She leaves. Turns out Fiero, who died.
Monet X Change
She.
Jacob
Elphaba cast a spell on him to save him during no good deed. He's back. He's the scarecrow that. He gets up a trap door. She gets up. They leave together. They live happily ever after.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, there it is.
Monet X Change
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Jacob
That's let shot be torn. Let his blood leave no stain.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Jacob is really into this wicked stuff. Jacob is Fiero.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Jacob is Bach. How dare you?
Monet X Change
I don't know what that even means. Is a composer from the baroque era.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, you got me. Bach is a composer from the. From. From the. From the bitch you broke era. Bitch you baroque era.
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Bob the Drag Queen
so back to RuPaul's Drag Races. That was a 10 minute tangent. So we are working with the cast of Little Women la, which is so funny because when we would drive from Burbank into Hollywood every day, I don't know how many of you are familiar with the LA area, but when you
Monet X Change
were driving, you mean Burbank to Hollywood? Because Burbank is in la.
Bob the Drag Queen
I meant to Hollywood. Yes. When you drive from Burbank over that little bridge and then you get ready to turn left going toward the Hollywood bowl, there's a billboard right up there. And every day we saw a billboard for Little Women la. Every day we saw this.
Monet X Change
It was a very popular show.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then the Universal Studio Boulevard. Yeah. And then we ended up. Then we ended up. They ended up being cast in our show. They came in. It was very interesting because they all came in and we did not choose them. They came in with their characters and they chose us.
Jacob
Right.
Monet X Change
Which I think, I think that. I think that was a nice twist. I think that letting them choose.
Bob the Drag Queen
But they made it seem they were choosing us. Like they knew us. They were like. I mean, one of them didn't know each other. Derrick Barry did know his lady. His woman. They actually worked together in the past as Britney Spears impersonators. But the rest of us, they were like, I like things a little saucy, so I'm gonna pick Bob. And I was like, you don't even know. What do you mean? I know my lady's name was Elena.
Monet X Change
Well, maybe backstage they probably like show them pictures of y' all and they'd probably give them a little tea on y'. All and then that's how they chose. Maybe that's why. But I will say I wish that it was the cast, a Little Woman Atlanta, because if one of y' all had the chance to work with Juicy, that would have been I. That is. That would be fierce.
Bob the Drag Queen
Didn't Juicy pass away?
Monet X Change
No, I think the other young lady passed away.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, the one that Goes, hey. I actually don't know who's in the castle. I've never seen them. The one that goes, hey, how y' all doing?
Monet X Change
Have you ever seen the clip of her of them. Of them out to lunch or whatever? And she's like, I want. She's like, I think that's Balsalamic. And they're like, what? I think that's basilamic. That's Balsalamic.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who's the one that says, hey, how y' all doing?
Monet X Change
That's juicy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey. Hey, how y' all doing? Whatever. What happened? Jacob.
Jacob
No, on Lana, who passed away, was named Minnie.
Monet X Change
Minnie.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was a car accident.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think so.
Bob the Drag Queen
Rest in peace to many. Rest in peace to many. But we were the cast of Little Women la. And they were actually really. They were fun. They were a very fun group of women. They were great. And this. So it was a design challenge. This was the infamous makeover challenge. Every season gets a makeover challenge, and we were to make them over. But. But the thing is, it was very interesting. Some of us got away really easily. Me, I had Elena. And Elena, her dimensions are pretty standard. Like a person without dwarfism, she's just kind of just short. Whereas a lot of the women in the cast, their proportions were very different than people without dwarfism. And it was probably very interesting to design for these women. Probably. I mean, Elena ended up being probably the easiest person to design for out of the group, to be honest.
Monet X Change
Wow. So you cheated.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did not choose Elena. Elena chose me. I just want to reiterate that, y',
Monet X Change
all, here's the thing. They're doing this design challenge, and Chi Chi finishes early, and Thorgy is, like, mad. Thorgy's, like, pissed off. I'm like, bitch, mind your fucking business. Also, you should be happy that she didn't spend all her time. Does that mean that she's not gonna have a strong look? I was very confused as to why Thorgy was so bothered that she. That Chi Chi got finished early.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. I think, if anything season the show. If anything, Thorgy is just bothered. Thorgy is just. All I was doing was just winning challenges. Thorgy's mad that I won a challenge. Like, Thorgy is just mad. Thorgy is just mad that people are doing things and existing in the world.
Jacob
Why?
Monet X Change
Who cares?
Bob the Drag Queen
And she was. And. And Chi Chi went to sleep, which was. Which really kind of set a fire amongst it. This was a also fun fact about this episode. This episode was.
Monet X Change
We.
Jacob
We.
Bob the Drag Queen
We had. So the sewing machine that drag race are very Very old. I don't know if they're still. They're new now. But my season. I think they were the. The sewing machines from season one. These motherfuckers were old. They're all broken, bitch. They were all broken. You had to, like. You had to, like, sew things. You had to go to, like, three different machines to sew all your stuff. So we're sitting here sewing, and at the end of the night, me and Kimchi both had meltdowns on this episode, Both of us, off camera, meltdown.
Monet X Change
I didn't see Kim's. I was. I didn't see Kim's meltdown as we saw yours.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't have a. No, no, no, no. A meltdown. Meltdown. I mean, like a screaming. Not like, oh, no, my outfit. My zipper. It was like. We both had, like, meltdown meltdowns. So my meltdown. This episode was after the. So we. You really have to bargain with the people to get the food you want. Like, because they want to make everyone happy. Some people want Popeyes, some people want chipotle. Some people want bossanovas, Some people want this, some people want that. And we all. A few of us wanted Chipotle. So we were able to convince them to get us Chipotle.
Monet X Change
So Chi Chi confirmed. Chi Chi was like, I can't wait to get this Chipotle.
Bob the Drag Queen
So we all wanted Chipotle. And one time, we were able to convince him to get Popeyes. But Derek didn't want Popeyes. Cause she didn't. She had never. She said she had never had fried chicken. I was like, you've never had fried chicken? What?
Monet X Change
Anyway, I mean.
Bob the Drag Queen
But a lot of us were like, we really want fried chicken. But Derek was like, I've never had fried chicken, and I want to eat healthy. We were like, bitch, fuck. We're stressed out and tired. We want comfort food. Anyway, so we had. So we finally got chipotle, right? So we get our chipotle. And I ordered my chipotle. I've had the same order. My chipotle order is vegetarian, and sometimes it's vegan. Because I've had the same chipotle order since I was a vegan. Same. It is white rice, black beans, hot sauce, corn, salsa, guacamole, and chipotle vinaigrette on the burrito. This is what I order for years. Sometimes I put cheese in it. Well, girl, I also, like, I don't want sour cream. And whenever you get a vegetarian burrito, they're always. Always put in the fajitas. The onions and peppers. I do not want onions and peppers.
Monet X Change
I hate the fajitas.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I said, please do not put onions and peppers. They said, okay. I said, please don't put onions and peppers, please. They said, okay. We get our food. It has been a very long day. I am stressed out. We're trying to make two costumes. I'm tired. I'm stressed out. Take a bite into my burrito. And there are fucking onions and peppers. And I took my burrito, and I just. I mean, I slammed my burrito into the bowl monster. I was like. I said, no fucking. I can say pepper. And then a fucking bitch. And Naomi was like, oh, my God. Naomi was like, girl, I will pick the peppers out for you. And they were like, do you want us to go and pick them? I was like, no. I was like. Honestly, I just still. I was, like, so tired. I was like. I just Was like. I was just so looking forward to this. And, like, I can't. Like, this is. I'm just so fucking stressed out.
Monet X Change
These poor PAs who were getting paid $5 an hour to deal with Bob Slap throwing a burrito in their face.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just want. I did not throw at anyone. Also, I want to point out that Monet's alleged payment of the. The pas is alleged. We do not know if they're paid $5. That is Monet just making up some numbers. Do you know, when I was a waiter back at Ruby Tuesday, I got paid $2.13 an hour.
Monet X Change
That is crazy. That's crazy. That I don't understand how Wade's just. Because they obviously earn tips, they don't get to make minimum wage. That sounds crazy to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And by the way, this was not in 1974. As old as y' all think I am. This was back in 2004. 2004, 2005, when I worked at Ruby Tuesday, I made $2.13 an hour.
Monet X Change
That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Working at Ruby Tuesday. And I would get paychecks that were literally $0. My paychecks were literally $0 anyway, because
Monet X Change
they would just account for just tips.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And I get taxes taken out. So my check was just $0. It was wild.
Monet X Change
That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
So. And Kimchi's freakout was her machine wasn't working. She's trying to sew this outfit, and her machine just wasn't working. So Kimchi just started. This is the next day. Kimchi just starts. I mean.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. I love a Kimchi scream. I love a Kim scream.
Bob the Drag Queen
When Kimchi gets really mad, her Voice goes up like three octopuses. Have you ever heard this before, Monet?
Monet X Change
Of course. The infamous dragon. When Neverland did none of our boobs. And Kim started, like, taking her booth and, like, yelling at Anthony in the middle of DragCon. Yes. Iconic.
Bob the Drag Queen
Kim was like, this is fucking bullshit. And she's like, I can't even do how loud. Like, Monet. I mean, Monet can confirm when Kimchi gets mad, her voice is in the falsetto and she is, like, so high pitched and she's talking so fast and she's like, just slamming this broken ass fucking sewing machine. Yeah, this was me and Kim Chi's freakout episode. Kimchi had a freak out down the line too, in, like, the second to last episode. But I will save that story for when we finally reach that episode.
Monet X Change
I really liked Chi Chi's partner was so funny. Just, like, cracking jokes, like, talking about Naomi and her partner trying to get their little dance together. Chi Chi's party was very funny.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, okay. Kimchi and Tonya got along the best. They also look related. They look like they know, like, they're from the same family.
Monet X Change
They.
Bob the Drag Queen
Me and my lady kind of got along.
Jacob
Kimchi was with Brianna and Chi Chi was with Tanya.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, well, you have it written here. I say Chi Chi.
Jacob
You think?
Bob the Drag Queen
I said Kimchi. I said Chi Chi and her lady got along. No, Chi Chi and her lady got along really, really well. And also we were also cackling because we were watching Kimchi and Brianna and Brianna and Kimchi's slapping the shit out. Kimchi is slapping this lady because she does that thing where RuPaul comes in and she goes, oh, and by the way, in addition to making a costume, you will have to have a interpretive dream sequence to my song if I Dream available on itunes. And I don't know why everyone was gagging. I was like, y' all been done new. She's gonna come back with a little thing. This is every. Literally every makeover challenge has happened. I don't know why y' all acting
Monet X Change
brand new, but I know, but also, they never have. They had never have any bearing in the. In the thing because they never have any bearing in the thing. So I don't know why.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, Thorgy's lady, Brittney, she went on tour with Miley Cyrus and her, like, stage name was Shafrica. And I just remember. Did they talk about that episode? I can't remember.
Monet X Change
No, I mean, they talk about that she danced for Miley, but you never talk about her name being Shafreeka.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Her stage name was Shafrica, that I remember very vividly. And also Robbie Turner's lady. Like, she hated her look. Like she. We'll get there.
Monet X Change
I can't wear. We'll get there. But I forgot how horrible that shit was.
Bob the Drag Queen
As Matteo would say, it was horrible, horrible.
Monet X Change
I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.
Bob the Drag Queen
I really want to get to you. So the way the workroom is, there's like. If you're staring at the workroom from the exit, not the entrance, the exit, meaning where you enter from the end of the show, when you enter at the top of the episode, that's the way you go to get on the Runway. So if you're looking at the work room that way, meaning the mirrors on your right, and RuPaul is on your left. On the right, there's the mirrors, there's four desks, and to the left, there's this big open space where you rehearse stuff. So they clear the space out for us. And I guess that Naomi and her lady Jasmine had no plans or the plan. So there's just this clip of Naomi and Jasmine just staring at each other, not doing anything, just standing there. And we were all watching it happen and just cackling. We were like, what are they doing? Like, what the fuck is going on? It was. It was like the blind leading the blind. Like, neither one of them knew how to dance or what to do. They were just like, we're just gonna. They just. I mean, it was literally like maybe a solid one minute of them just standing there just looking at each other for a while, which is longer than you think it is.
Monet X Change
Oh, no, that sounds like a long time in real. In actual time.
Bob the Drag Queen
And we were like, what the hell are they doing now? Just to be clear, I. So Chi Chi got Dorothy. I got Glinda, the Good Witch. Naomi Smalls got the Scarecrow. Derek Berry got the Tin Man. Robbie Turner got the Lion. Thorgy got an Emerald City. Emerald City, Emerald City citizen. And Kim Chi got the Wicked Witch of the West.
Monet X Change
To refresh, I want to first talk about RuPaul's look. When RuPaul. RuPaul looked so stunningly beautiful in this look, when RuPaul has down hair like that and his makeup, Matthew painted Ru so soft. I was like, RuPaul looks stunningly beautiful. Like a very different kind of beautiful for Ru. I feel like,
Bob the Drag Queen
yeah, she looks really good. And I also want to point out that this episode. Marc Jacobs is a guest. So years, like, maybe maybe a year later, I was at the premiere of The New York City premiere of Cherry Pop. Cherry Pop about a year later. And I see this guy in the dressroom, and I was like, what's your name? He goes, my name is Mark. And I go, mark? I said, mark, you look so familiar. Have we met before? And he was like, I don't. I don't think so. I don't know. I said, you look so familiar. We must have met somewhere. He goes, I don't. I don't know. I can't remember.
Monet X Change
I don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. But I was like, all right, well, nice to meet you. And then down the line, about an hour later, we're all leaving the premiere, and Milk goes, oh, my God, Marc Jacobs is so nice. And I was like, that was random. That was so random. Why would you just randomly say Marc Jacobs is nice? And she was like, girl, that was Marc Jacobs in the dressing room. And I was like, I literally asked Marc Jacobs, do I know you from somewhere? And he was like, I just don't have any recollection of ever meeting you.
Monet X Change
Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. He probably meets a lot of people. Just. You meet a lot of people. He probably literally does not remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. But. But I also was like, my name's Bob the drag queen, and he was a judge on the show that I. That I was on. Like, he was there anyway.
Monet X Change
How do we forgot?
Bob the Drag Queen
Probably possible.
Monet X Change
And also this episode, you weren't very memorable.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wow. Nini. Wow. Drag me, Mom.
Monet X Change
Let's get into these also really quick. Michelle. You could tell Michelle. This is when Michelle really started to do, like, a different look. Like before the season. Michelle had, like, a very. A crazy look. She's way softer starting season eight.
Bob the Drag Queen
And this is before Ross discovered the tracksuit. This is when Ross. This is back when Ross was dressing like a. Before Ross got ahold of us. Girl, somebody gave Ross Matthews a sequin tracksuit and she fucking lost her mind. You cannot get Ross to not be in a sequin tracksuit these days. This is back when Ross was dressed like a used car salesman. Ross looks. Ross is dressed like. Ross is dressed like Al Bundy when he sells shoes in Married With Children. Like, this. This look is wild.
Monet X Change
I love.
Bob the Drag Queen
Come on, Ross and Todrick. Todrick is dressed. Todrick is dressed. Todrick always dressed kind of wild, though.
Monet X Change
I'm about to say Todrick is dressed like Todrick. Girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Todrick. Todrick going. Todrick. So let's get into the look, shall we? Also, j. Can you go grab the look? So, I mean. Okay. Chi Chi's. Look is not great. Yeah.
Monet X Change
When she first walked the Runway, I was like, okay. And then I'm looking. Actually, I still don't mind. I don't hate it. I wish she was corseted to give more. Va va voom. But I don't hate it. I don't hate it.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is a corset, bitch. That is a corset.
Monet X Change
No, but not like a corset corset.
Bob the Drag Queen
Drag. Drag the corset. Drag the corset.
Monet X Change
And then someone and they try to critique her as someone saying, like, it wasn't very Dorothy. I'm like, none of the outfits are giving me, like, the characters. It's just using the same materials. Like, no one's. Except besides Naomi Smalls and Thorgy, no one else has given me, like, the character.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Derek was kind of giving.
Monet X Change
You're trying to be funny because she has an axe in her hand. That's the only reason.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's just the imagery. But I also. I really do not like the shoes that Chi Chi's wearing. These shoes are just not it. And I think that she should have shortened Tonya's fringe so that it matched hers.
Monet X Change
Curling.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
And also, she should have spray painted her shoes red, at least.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, in the book, grothy shoes are silver. Fun fact.
Monet X Change
Oh, but I mean, but if she had red shoes on, it would have been, like, work, I think.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think this is intentional. I think this is intentional for a lot of reasons. I think ruby red flags are probably maybe, like, trademark. I don't know. That's an assumption. But. But we were doing it based off the book, not the movie. So her shoes had to be silver. And they actually changed the shoes to ruby red in the film because it was one of the first films to ever appear in Technicolor and they wanted to take advantage of that. Fun fact.
Monet X Change
Why would I do my shoes red?
Bob the Drag Queen
Ok, now let's go on to me as Galinda the good witch. I told you all to pay attention to RuPaul's outfit. I think it was last episode. This is me trying my best to just copy RuPaul's peplum catsuit as best I could. When I tell you I made this outfit in legitimately less than 30 minutes while doing my makeup. I'm not joking, bitch. I can't.
Monet X Change
Why do you have glasses in your head?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I was trying to make it look like elf. Like Glinda's on vacation. Glenda's, like, living her life on vacation. You know what I mean? Kind of moment. But also, Alana is wearing my wig from the promo. That is my wig from the promo. That was done by Perfidia and Rejuzh by Matthew Anderson, actually. And now doing her makeup was a wild moment because she would not let me do her makeup. And then she kept trying to do her own makeup, but then the producers kept coming in, being like, you cannot do your makeup. And then other girls are like, elena's cheating. Elena's doing her own makeup. And the other little women. The other little women were like, she's doing her own makeup. I see her doing her own makeup. They would come back, and then. Then it would come back, wipe. Make her wipe off what she did, and then I have to redo it. Yes, they were. They are very serious about, like, you cannot break the rules.
Monet X Change
Why did she.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why.
Monet X Change
Why would she. Why did she keep on doing. I'm like, bitch, stop touching her face.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because she wanted to be really pretty, and she was afraid of looking like a drag queen. And at this point, it wasn't like she had any reference. Cause she had never even seen me in drag. She don't know what I. She didn't know I was bad at makeup. She had no clue I'm not there.
Monet X Change
She knew, girl. She knew.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hold on one sec.
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh. But, yeah, she. I was like.
Monet X Change
She was like something. She's like something. Don't feel right. Let me do my own makeup.
Bob the Drag Queen
But anyway, I would not wear this outfit today if it was a nicer material and done better. I mean, there is not a hem everywhere you look. There is a lot going on. But considering the amount of time I made this in, I was very proud of myself.
Monet X Change
Well, it's so crazy to me, because they always, like, for example, bitch, this is Monique Shades and Tyler Oakley, okay? Whenever, like, I'm like, yeah, of course I'm gonna see a motherfucking family resemblance, bitch. This is. This is a white person. I'm a black person.
Bob the Drag Queen
And Monet, this is the. The indestructible wig.
Monet X Change
I know. There it is. That's the Dorothy wig girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet was. Monet used to hate this wig. Monet, I hate it this way.
Monet X Change
Used to. I still hate it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't love this wig, but I used to wear it.
Monet X Change
Girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
I used to treat this wig like garbage. So what do you think when you like my look or you hate it?
Monet X Change
I.
Bob the Drag Queen
I kind of.
Monet X Change
I kind of flip. I like yours. I don't like what you made her like. I don't understand, like this square skirt you made her like, I don't understand what it's supposed to be. I feel like your look makes sense. And her look strange and it's pink.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, was a high, low, and it looks like a square in this picture. But if watching the video, it doesn't quite look like what it looks like here. I don't know what had happened, but it was a skirt that was attached to a belt. So it was a catsuit. And then this skirt that attached to a belt, that was what it was.
Monet X Change
But why was her top pink?
Bob the Drag Queen
Bitch, I didn't even know it was pink. I just took the fabric they gave us. I thought it was white. What do you want from me? Someone should have told me it was pink. I had no clue. I didn't know.
Monet X Change
Up next, Naomi Smalls. Now, I have to tell you, rewatching this, Naomi fucking turned this out. The whole thing, her person's look, her look like Naomi, this. Honestly, I genuinely think this is one of the top makeup looks, makeover looks ever in Drag Race. It was very impressive.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I want to tell you all that to this day, I still have this look for right here in my home. Gab, there she is, honey. This is Naomi Smalls original, original scarecrow dress.
Monet X Change
I should wear it.
Bob the Drag Queen
She gave it to me to sell as a girl. Listen, this motherfucker is tiny. I'm not saying you haven't lost some, but, bitch, this shit is. This was on skinny 21 year old Naomi, actually. Let me give y' all an example. Let me give y' all an example of how tiny Naomi is wearing a size 34 pants. Just. I wear a size 34 pants. This is what we're working with here,
Monet X Change
Work girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
This mug closes all the way around Naomi's body. It had a little room. They had a little room
Monet X Change
I could fit in.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what? And Patreon exclusive, to quote Monique. I would like to see it. I would like to see it. So the reason I got it, because I sold all of my costumes for charity, which I really wish I hadn't done. I wish I had just given the money over because I didn't raise that much money. I'm gone, baby. Um, I really wish I hadn't done it. I really, I wish I would have just given the money to charity because Drag Race wasn't where it is now. I didn't get enough money for these. For these things at. Oh, at all. Um, I sold it, but it was. It was actually. It was actually my highest bid item. This outfit was the highest bid item at the auction.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Besides the purse. The purse was the highest thing. And then this was the second highest thing, which didn't even go for that much. It went for, like 400 bucks. Can you believe that?
Monet X Change
Oh, wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
But the guy did not pay. But the guy never paid the money, so I didn't send it. And then it was just too late. And now I just still have the scarecrow outfit.
Monet X Change
And Naomi covered the shoes and what she made for her partner. It was so well done. This is an underrated makeover challenge. This, to me, is really impressive.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think this was a pivotal moment in the show for Nami Smalls. And there was someone who did this really cool online. Did a really cool breakdown of the lip sync that changed everything on season eight. And it was Naomi versus Acid Betty. And it is a very cool video. I'm going to see if I can try to find it and maybe put it in the description. But y' all know me and Monat never put anything in anything in the description.
Monet X Change
No. Feel for yourself. I'll be putting my stuff.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ok, sure. But anyway, it was a. This is. Naomi looks so good. This asymmetrical Bob or pixie cut. It was. This was amazing. Amazing.
Monet X Change
Yeah. She turned it up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go into Derrick Berry and Tara Joel.
Monet X Change
Girl. Garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage. She just got a.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's a piece of fabric. You could not convince Derek this was not Gaultier. You could not convince Derek this was not McQueen. Like, also, not to mention, like, Tara Jo's skirt doesn't even cover her body. Her entire left thigh is just. Yeah, it's just like popping. Because Derek does not have.
Monet X Change
What did Derek spend her time doing?
Bob the Drag Queen
You know how, like, so those of you who know how to sew, when you make a skirt, it's not just a piece of fabric. It is usually cut into a shape that looks kind of like a triangle. And then you connect the triangles together so that it actually flares out. Or you connect all the triangles and make, like a big circle or at least large enough so that it's not just up and down. Because people. Some people's bodies have dimensions. They don't just go up and down. So but Derek just took a piece of fabric and just connect. Everywhere you look, there's a hymn. This is the famous. Everywhere you looked, there's a Him episode. Um, and no.
Monet X Change
In the critiques.
Jacob
The critiques.
Monet X Change
And she was. She says to Michelle, I sewed everything you see here. Michelle goes, it's a piece of fabric. Yeah, it was Like, Derek is so delusional.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then this was in the Untucked, where she goes, everywhere you look, there's a hem. This is. They started calling her a hemi.
Monet X Change
The little shoulder penises. Things like. Then she did that weird red lip. I'm like, this is. This is up there with Lala Ri's bag. Look, I'm sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, this is.
Monet X Change
I'm sorry. It's up there.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I think that this is the. I think this is a leotard that Derek wore earlier in the season, but just spray painted silver.
Jacob
I think.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think work.
Monet X Change
She better.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I'm not sure.
Monet X Change
Yeah. This is terrible. Terrible, Derek. Terrible.
Bob the Drag Queen
Speaking of terrible, let's go on to Robbie Turner and Christy Gibble this.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yo. First of all, Chris, when I tell you Christy was so. I can't speak for Chris. This is an assumption. So Christy, if you're watching this, I'm just assuming. Feel free to comment in chat. If we're wrong. Christy hated this look. She looked.
Monet X Change
I would be embarrassed.
Bob the Drag Queen
She looked so sad to be in this look on the Runway. But she also didn't want to upset Robbie Turner. There were moments where we looked over her and she was like, oh, my. I cannot believe I'm wearing. I cannot believe I'm about to wear this. I cannot believe I'm about to wear this.
Monet X Change
This is terrible. Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't understand anything. Any. I don't understand a. And also, Robbie was really serious about these hard front wigs. She was dead ass serious.
Monet X Change
You know, I mean, it is a time of drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I don't want to like,
Monet X Change
you know, hard front, like non. Lace front wigs are a thing. The queens. I know queens to wear them, but they do the french fryer thing. They will take like the hair right at the front and the. And then you press it the other way and then they like shellac it with spray paint and then they like cut and make it look lace fronty. So people still do hard front wigs. And that's how to shit on people who can only afford hardfront wigs.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, live your life also. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I real quick too that like, it's not always an affording thing. Lace fronts are very inexpensive these days. Lace fronts are not super expensive. Lace fronts have become incredibly affordable thanks to. Oh, thanks to. They are. You can get a lace front for like 20 bucks to you.
Monet X Change
$20 is a lot of money for some people.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But hard front wigs don't cost much less than that Monet. Hard front Wig and lace front wig cost 5. Monet's doing a bit, but hard front wigs and lace front wigs cost about the same. They literally cost about the exact same. And Monet knows that. Monet's. Mon. Monet's doing a little bit for y' all right now. Poor, poor Christy. This. This look is so bad on. On every level.
Monet X Change
It's so bad. I can't. I like the shrug thing that Robbie put on the thing. Then just literally just taking a wig because she's trying to see. She's trying to do what Kim did in the first challenge because she just put a wig on her shoulder and she had this hideous champagne peachy colored this.
Bob the Drag Queen
And the bustle in the back is just in the one titty out. I will say, at least they both are in matching hideous. At least she didn't make herself something sickening and make her girl something horrible. You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
Like, it is. Nothing about it says lying and not even in the not and not an out girl. This is.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is horrible.
Monet X Change
Such a bad look.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's horrible. It's truly horrible. All right, let's move on to Thorgy Thor. Thorgy and Brittany Guzman. I love this look. This looks really great. I love that Thorgy took the pepble and turned into a cape for Britney. I wish that she would have done some different hair. Sometimes. Some of the wig Thor used to wear just look like girl, this is a crazy wig.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I like this look. I think. I like the peplum into the cape thing. I think Britney looks hot and sexy. I do agree, especially on Britney. The wig looks crazy. I mean, and this is Thorgy's. Thorgy wears hair like this all the time. And it looks good on Thorgy. It looks like shit. On Britney. It looked like someone fucking took green shit and pooped on Britney's head.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's. You sound like Michael Kor is giving critiques on. Project Runway.
Monet X Change
Project Runway.
Bob the Drag Queen
You heard his. It just looks like you're pooping fabric. This is hard. It looks like someone took. It actually looks like someone took poop and smeared it all over your garment and then rolled you through a pack of bees.
Shannon Maldonado
And.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then the bees started flying. That's how you look.
Monet X Change
Not a pack. A pack, not a pack of bees.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like Michael Kors will always give the weirdest critiques. That did not make any sense. He would always. He was always laughing through them. It looks like, okay, Michael Kors anyway.
Monet X Change
Yeah, no, he's an iconic judge on Project Runway.
Bob the Drag Queen
And finally, we have Kim Chi And Briana Renee. I love both of these looks. They look so cool. And the idea that Kimchi did where she was, like, holding Brianna in this, like, really tall witch moment in the reveal was really cool.
Monet X Change
I like Kim's. I don't like the top of Rihanna's. I don't understand what's even going on on the top of her outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's the one titty. It's the one titty that Cynthia's doing the one titty at the top of the episode and the top of the season. Um, Robbie Turner and. And her woman are doing the. The one titty here. It's. It is the. It was very popular in drag at the time where you had one titty that was a rhinestone covered titty and the outfit going over the other one. You don't remember this in drag?
Monet X Change
I was doing drag at this time, and I don't remember this being a trend at all.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, can confirm it was done three times on this season of Drag Race. Can confirm officially. Yeah.
Monet X Change
On season eight.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. The first season to ever win an Emmy. Remember that? Remember that? And also we won a season we won aiming for best costumes, by the way. Remember that, honey? Remember that?
Monet X Change
Yeah. Because they're talking about Yalls costumes. Anyway, I love the episodes. And RuPaul asked that question, girl, who should go home and why? And I was surprised that you said, why did you choose Derek over Chi Chi?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I thought that Derek's outfit was bad. It didn't look. I mean, I don't think I agree. Great. But Derek's was bad. Bad. And I think I agree Chi Chi's outfit had more craftsmanship in it than Derek's did. And Derek's was just a leotard with these cones and a piece of fabric around the waist. And I just was like, this is just. So I. So I chose. I chose also. Almost all the black girls said there.
Monet X Change
Huh?
Bob the Drag Queen
And all the white girls said chichi. The white girls and Kim said Chichi.
Monet X Change
The white girls and Kim and yeah. Authority. Authority. Authority. Authorities. Dreadlocks checked out of this decision, didn't they?
Bob the Drag Queen
So this was the episode. This episode during Untucked. We were so. We were in. It got. It got pretty heated. It got pretty heated up there.
Monet X Change
And I don't remember this untucked.
Bob the Drag Queen
And this in the. In the. This was. This was. This was off camera. Gigi was just looking so, like, defeated and just like. I mean, was not talking to anyone. And we had a break. We had to take a break for lunch. I said, Gigi Girl, are you okay? And then she looked at me and she said, good. I want to fight. I said. I said, oh, my God. I said, fight. Like fist fight. She goes, good. I fight. I said, well, I don't know if that's the best thing to do.
Monet X Change
I live.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like, maybe. Maybe take a breather. Maybe take a breather.
Monet X Change
Good. I want to fight.
Bob the Drag Queen
Never. She was. She was sit at the edge of the couch. At the edge of the couch. You know that couch? Like the L. The L Sex on the couch. At the edge of that couch. I want to fight.
Monet X Change
And I said, ooh, this is I live.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, this feels like a private black moment in the corner.
Monet X Change
I live.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who would you have chosen?
Monet X Change
Yeah. To go home? I probably would have chosen Derek. Derek's outfit. Robbie too. They were both, so. But at least Robbie tried more things. Derek's was just threadbear and hideous and just Derek. I would have chose Derek.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I agree. I agree. So we get back from. We get back from Untucked and we find out that the winner of this week's episode is Kim Chi. Kim Chi has scored her second win for the show. And the bottom two queens are.
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
Monet X Change
It wasn't Kimchi.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, who won the one?
Monet X Change
It was Naomi Smalls.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, shit, you're right. My bad. Sorry, I forgot. Sorry.
Monet X Change
I'm sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sorry. I didn't have my notes in front of me.
Monet X Change
Sorry.
Jacob
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Naomi Smalls. Which, by the way, this was a.
Monet X Change
And rightfully so.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, a very well deserved win for Nami Small. Naomi Smalls turned, turned, turned, turned this look. And then we found the two bottom queens are Derek Berry and Robbie Turner, which makes perfect sense.
Monet X Change
Yeah. 100%. The draggers got it 1,000% right.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think. Honestly, I think all the judging on this episode was spot on. It was all spot on. They were right about it. Everything they're right about. They were right about. They nailed it. They really nailed it. And I think that as soon as we heard that it was. I don't care. We were all like, everyone say goodbye to Robert Turner. She's done.
Monet X Change
Why?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I don't. Robbie Turner can't out lip sync Derek Barry on I Don't Care. It's like a pop princess song. It's like a pop song. And like, Robbie Turner is like, Liza.
Monet X Change
As soon as I saw that, Robbie just ripped. He ripped his wig off. I'm like, girl, not ripping the wig off. Every. Everyone in this season lip syncs. They just want to take off every ounce of drag that they have. I'm like, what is wrong with the season 8 girls? Every lip sync, someone is just taking off their shoes, their wig, their outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Every episode, it was in the air. It was something in the air, girl. And I mean, oh, my God, we
Monet X Change
gotta find out more. Chi Chi rips her dress, rips all her jewelry off. Bob's earrings come off, y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Monet X Change
The seasoned eight girls cannot keep the articles of clothing on their body, on their lips.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, to be clear, me and Chi Chi did not purposely rip our things off. My earrings fell off. And when. So Chi Chi was wearing this, like, long necklace, but the necklace went down her back instead of her forehead. It was kind of like the gag of it. And when she kneeled down, the necklace wrapped around her heel, and when she stood up, the necklace just snapped, and it kind of made it for an iconic moment.
Monet X Change
It did. But the season eight girls cannot keep their drag on them when they perform.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cut to Monet trying to take off her stirrups. Cut to Monet trying to take off Chaps lip syncing with. They were chaps lip syncing with chaps. Where your ankles. Ankles chapped as hell. Cut to. Cut to Monet trying to try to do a wig reveal, but the wig came off too soon. Cut two. Cut two.
Monet X Change
But it still works. It was. It was cunt. It was cunt.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I think that. I think a lot of us in there were arguing that maybe Mayhem should have. Should have said, honey, yeah, the haters.
Monet X Change
The haters, honey, listen, you sent Dusty
Bob the Drag Queen
packet, but I think Mayhem might have gave that ass a little r run. Two. One for her money, honey.
Monet X Change
Really? Well, RuPaul would have like to tell you. RuPaul likes to talk to you about it.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're Smirnoff would like to have a
Monet X Change
word with you,
Bob the Drag Queen
bitch. Anyway, so I think that. So Derrick Berry beat Robbie Turner, and I think rightfully so. Robbie did not stand a chance. And Derek really dusted her.
Monet X Change
Yeah, and Robbie left straight from the studio and started driving Uber. We all know how that turned out. Monet, you are messy.
Bob the Drag Queen
You are very, very messy. Very messy. Very messy. All right, thank you all. I'm really glad that we're watching. Listen, you all let us know which episode. Which, I know it's earlier now, but let us start brainstorming what seasons you want us. Actually, you know what? We're going to officially put it to a vote on our Patreon, and the patrons will decide the next season of Drag Race that we review. The patrons will decide. So what y' all say? It doesn't even matter, actually, unless you're a patron. Nothing you say matters unless you're a patron.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah. So if you want your voice to be heard, bitch, go on the Patreon. Cause that's where we gonna put the poll. And that's where I'll be taking polls on our Patreon.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet, I love you very much. Top with the microphone.
Monet X Change
Oh, I love you too, Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why you trying to rush? Where you trying to go? Where you trying to go? Trying to call Andy back. Andy can wait. Andrew can wait.
Monet X Change
I have to pee. Oh, my God. I have to pee. I also have not had dinner yet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, I'm gagged that. That food's head there. I cannot. The restraint. If Jackie could see this. If Jackie could have showed. If you could have showed this to young Kevin, she would be like, not my baby. Nope. Never. Would, never, could never. This is. This is the personal growth for me, Monet. Can y' all please give a round of applause? This is not a little. A little curry goat sneaking Kevin. I am shook. I am. I can. All right, bye, everybody.
Monet X Change
Goodbye.
Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Episode Title: Sibling Watchery - Drag Race Season 8 Episode 6
Release Date: July 4, 2022
This episode of Sibling Watchery features Bob the Drag Queen, winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 8, and his comedic partner Monét X Change as they rewatch and dissect Season 8 Episode 6 of Drag Race—a makeover challenge featuring the cast of Little Women: LA and a Wizard of Oz design theme. With their signature wit and honest commentary, the duo relives the iconic moments, personal struggles, high (and low) fashions, and behind-the-scenes drama, serving both nostalgia and insider tea.
Both hosts agree Season 8’s reading challenge is one of the best. Bob recalls the unique “no smoking” reading glasses and the guest judge’s presence.
Favorite reads include:
Thorgy’s simple “Shut up, Bob” is critiqued for not being a real read, but acknowledged as playing into the episode’s narrative.
Bob (and most of the Black queens) nominate Derrick; all “white girls and Kim” nominate Chi Chi, highlighting a humorously divided workroom.
Bob: “Almost all the black girls said Derek, and all the white girls said Chichi. The white girls and Kim said Chichi.” (52:03)
Bob recalls Chi Chi’s readiness for a fight after critiques:
“I said Chi Chi Girl, are you okay? And then she looked at me and she said, good. I want to fight.” (53:05)
This episode encapsulates the signature Sibling Rivalry style: fast-paced, witty, occasionally shady, and always brimming with behind-the-scenes intel only Drag Race legends can provide. Bob and Monét blend personal anecdotes, hot takes, and celebration of their sisters with an honest (sometimes scathing) critical eye. They spotlight both the iconic artistry and the more questionable moments from a fan-favorite season—making this a must-listen (or must-read recap) for fans who want insight, laughter, and a healthy dose of Drag Race realness.