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Monet X Change
My name is Shannon Maldonado. I'm the founder of Yaoi, a gift shop.
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Shannon Maldonado
From the lens of artists and handmade objects. I chose Shopify because when I was
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Monet X Change
testing other platforms, it was definitely one
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Shannon Maldonado
of the most user friendly.
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Monet X Change
It was important to me to think about where we would be in the future. All of the tools for reading your
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Shannon Maldonado
sales, like planning inventory, they're just right
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Monet X Change
there on your dashboard. For anyone starting a small business, the biggest thing I can tell you is
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Shannon Maldonado
it doesn't have to be perfect. Shopify can help you build upon it.
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Monet X Change
Start your free trial on shopify.com. i started Ornod in 2013 and we make bike apparel.
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Shannon Maldonado
The best part of Shopify for me is our ability to run the business
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Monet X Change
as essentially non technical people. We're able to admin everything on the back end, front end, and sell things online easily. If Shopify were a bike accessory, I think it would actually be the bicycle. It's the thing that you do the thing on. We run the business on Shopify. Start your free trial on shopify.com.
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Bob the Drag Queen
monet, I was just looking up the anchor app. Have you heard about this?
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Monet X Change
I've heard of it. Something to do with podcasts. Right?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so anchor is the easiest way to make a podcast. Let me explain. It's absolutely free and they have this like creation tool that lets you record a podcast and edit it right from your phone or your computer.
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Monet X Change
Oh, that's right. Because they can distribute your podcast for you and it can be heard on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and all the other podcast distribution places. Right.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, and you will get the listeners, honey. And when you get the listeners, you make the coin. Thought of. But here's the crazy thing. You actually don't have to have a minimum listenership to get money. You can still make coins.
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Monet X Change
So it's essentially every single thing you need to make a podcast all in one place.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, you just so tickled. You love the idea of making podcasts.
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Monet X Change
I love you, Monae. I love you.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Now listen, if you want to download the free anchor app, you can also go to Anchor FM and get started.
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Monet X Change
Skypings come down.
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Bob the Drag Queen
My name is Bob the Drag Queen.
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Monet X Change
And I'm Monet X Change. And this is sibling rivalry. Bob, are you gonna. Do you wanna, like, let me know that I'm the most beautiful fucking woman you've ever fucking seen?
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Bob the Drag Queen
You look very nice, but give me a fucking compliment.
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Monet X Change
Well, you are being a little whorish with your fucking bra showing you're a whore.
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Bob the Drag Queen
It's not a bra. It is a camisole.
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Monet X Change
I'm not wearing a camisole like you, a real lady.
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Bob the Drag Queen
This is a bra, Bob.
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Monet X Change
Since one of you. This girl, you normally have your little. That dress on and your tattoo showing. Why are you wearing a camisole? Who are you?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I am a very demure woman is what I am.
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Monet X Change
I don't like this demure ass, Bob. I don't like this. I want Thorgy. Thorgy came up in here and switched shit around. I don't like this.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not slutting it up like you do over there.
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Monet X Change
I am fully covered. No, wait, wait. First of all, I want to say this. Fuck Thorgy Thor. Monet changed his motherfucking back. Fuck that white dreadlock bitch. That's why I wore my dreadlocks today. So who the real chocolate Drag Race reviewer bitch is? Fuck that white bitch.
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Bob the Drag Queen
All right? And you heard it here first. Shots Fired between Might be the one. So y' all know I can. I can only do, like, two or three episodes of this season of Watchery.
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Monet X Change
You can do four. You can do four.
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Bob the Drag Queen
And maybe Thorgy's gonna go to. Who's gonna join you?
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Monet X Change
No, bitch. I want to get. I want to get, like, people who understand the culture. I want to get. We're gonna have the Vivian. We'll have Bimini. We're gonna have Tayce. We're gonna get UK Girls. I don't want Thorgy Thor.
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Bob the Drag Queen
No, thank you, God. Jesus Christ. This is so mean. You're being so mean to Thorgy. The woman who gave you your entire career, gave you your start at saliva. This is how you treat her.
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Monet X Change
First of all, Azra booked me at saliva, not Thorgy. I actually asked to do the saliva. Thorgy was like, ew, Monet. That was literally her reaction.
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Bob the Drag Queen
She probably said, ooh, Monet. So we should go and hop in. We have, like, how many?
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Monet X Change
82. 82.
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Bob the Drag Queen
And each. And they each have three looks to go over. Yeah, there's 12 with three looks. That is 26 looks. 36, 35. Wait, what's three times 12? 30. 36.
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Monet X Change
36, 36, 36.
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Bob the Drag Queen
36 looks to go over. Let's just jump right into it. First of all.
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Monet X Change
Jump on a girl.
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Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I'm colorblind. I thought Veronica Green was in blackface. I was like, what is going on? It took me half the episode to realize that she's green. I was like, why is she so dark? What's going on?
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Monet X Change
Well, I also. What a weird choice. She was like, I got sent home the first time because I was sick. Now I'm now going to come back colored looking like I'm sick. She was like, I want to double down on this I'm not well fantasy.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I think she's trying to be Elphaba. They talk about wicked a little bit.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, I don't like it. I. I think it does not look good. The green does not look good. It's splotchy. It's not well done.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Also, she should came in and been like, I was sickening. Like a sickening joke.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, that would have been cute.
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Bob the Drag Queen
But also okay, but also asking her. She walked in, says, like, like what? Like, what's that sickening feeling is you. You're the world Covid. You're the super.
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Monet X Change
Well, I will say. Okay, Bob Fulty, you know this. I see y'.
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Bob the Drag Queen
All.
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Monet X Change
I did not watch Drag Raque Season 2. Like, I watched it here and there. I did not watch the whole thing. So was she good in her original season? Obviously she went home, but, like, was she like a bad contestant?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I thought she was fine. She was never going to win, in my opinion. But what do I know? And I think she was like, solidly, like, not, not early out, but like, she did well, but she was. She wasn't going to win. She's like, like, kind of like an Alyssa or like, not like, as words, like being as probably like placement wise, like Latrice, Alyssa.
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Monet X Change
Oh, so well loved by the fans.
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Bob the Drag Queen
No, not, not. Not in her status with the fans and the fans do like her, but her placement was that of like, Latrice or Alyssa, like, like past the middle.
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Monet X Change
Got it, got it, got it. Oh, so you trying to say she was a Monet x change season 10.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Monet. Ms. Cracker in that vein. Kind of like that. Like, like, not top four, but definitely not bottom six.
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Monet X Change
That's. That just. I know you. You didn't mean it to sound rude, but it's on a little. I like, my feelings hurt a little bit when you said that, but whatever, woman.
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Bob the Drag Queen
You weren't the top four and you weren't the bottom six.
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Monet X Change
It just hurts to hear you say that because I just, you know, I admire you so much.
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Bob the Drag Queen
RuPaul said it first. Fuck that bitch.
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Monet X Change
Okay, next Kitty, Scott Claus. First of all, she walked in, I was like big Jennifer Coolidge energy, right?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Also, I don't. Everyone at every proportion doesn't need to wear shoulder pads. Like, she is really top heavy. Like, her boobs, her shoulder pads are massive. Like, she does shoulder. Like, all of her look on this whole episode, they're like these massive shoulder pads, which is a little strange, right?
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Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, I agree. Honestly, now that you said, I'm like, oh, yeah, her shoulders were really big. I also. She's from Birmingham. Do you remember Birmingham, Bob? That's that tour that you. Thorgy and I went out in that club and you bitch, you danced until the sun.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, that one in the basement. Yes, I do. I had so much fun dancing. Just dancing. Sweating. Literally.
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Monet X Change
My boss, let me tell you, Bob was sweating. Bob was dancing so hard. Bob could not. Bob would take off his hat and just water was pouring off Bob's head. Bob would like wipe it off, put the hat back on and just twirling on the dance floor, being very silky cap, right? Uh huh. Uh huh. You were loving that night.
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Bob the Drag Queen
So much fun. I had a lot of fun that night. Oh, we should go dancing again soon.
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Monet X Change
We should. This is also the club that Aquaria, Birmingham.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Trackies, girl. I was about to say this old trackies. Oh, aquarium. The trackies. I mean, this looks nice. It is, actually. I take that back. It looks fine. Yeah. You know, I think I realized when something's made entirely out of one fabric, I said this as I'm sitting here in this thing. Sometimes introducing a different fabric makes things look a little bit nicer. Does that make any sense?
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Monet X Change
Yeah, it gives more dimension. I think that she tried that with like, the different colors of pink, but it still doesn't work because again, like
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Bob the Drag Queen
you pointed out, it's now woods reference. Clearly.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. And her, like, top is just. She is really big at the top. It's like, it's like. Honestly, it does, it does not look. It's not flattering at all. She'll just. Big as hell at the top. Look at.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, it's, it's, it's, it's. Yeah. Let's talk about River Medway.
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Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Love this. Love. I would wear this a thousand percent. The hair, the makeup, the turban, the sleeves. I love it.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Like the, the. The. Are these like. Is that yarn for sleeves?
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Monet X Change
I think it's like yarn. Yeah, it's definitely not feather. It's. It's yarn for sure.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's like yarn or something. I don't, you know, I don't like that. You can't see her hairline. That drives me crazy.
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Monet X Change
You can see it. There's like a little peak and that's, that's enough. You can see a little peak at the top. And apparently, speaking of hair, Adore was telling me she did Hair for a lot of the girls on the season. So, like, a lot of the girls
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Bob the Drag Queen
are wearing her hair on this very season?
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Monet X Change
On this very season. Yes.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Interesting. Yeah. That is. She got this Michelle Visage hair going on. Bitch. Michelle about to do this bitch walking in his hair. She looks cute. She looks. She also looks tiny.
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Monet X Change
I know a lot of these girls.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I thought she looked tiny until fucking Elektra came through. We'll get to her in a second. I was like, this bitch is a foot tall.
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Monet X Change
Let's keep going.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Scarlet Harlot is giving me very Veronica Green season one energy. Like, she's. She's kind of like a mix of Veronica Green and blue hydrangea. Like a little, like, understated makeup. Very housewifey. Dragon.
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Monet X Change
I'm not. I was not really blown away by Miss Scarlett Harlot. She's not like, my kind of drag queen, but she seems fine. She is cute out of drag, though. I'm like, I'll definitely, like, hit them up in the club, like, hey. Or hit them up in the club. Like, hey, what's up?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I think that the trade of the season. Maybe we should get there. Should we pick the top two trades? After we go through all of them?
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Monet X Change
Yeah, after we go through all of them. Also, wait. Scarlet's interest line, I didn't understand. Is it, like, a thing that I don't get? Because I'm not.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I just assumed they're all UK references. I was like, I don't know what this means. These all just seem like UK references. And I didn't get any of, like, not one of them. I was like.
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Monet X Change
I was like, I don't get it. She was just like. I was like, what?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she was saying, I had again. I had to turn subtitles on. I had to put on the cap. I was like, I don't know this. I'm confused as hell. So they put on the capture.
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Monet X Change
Honestly. Honestly. And I'm like. And I get it. I know they're speaking English. I know they're speaking English. I do not understand what is happening. Yeah.
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Bob the Drag Queen
In my heart, I'm like, we're speaking the same language. But my ears are like, bitch, this is Hebrew.
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Monet X Change
Not Hebrew.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go to Vanity. Milan, whose outfit is really cute from the front and from the back. It is strange, but they didn't want to walk. Everyone is, like, freaking out that she's there. Like, she's getting a massive reaction.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. And to be honest, I don't quite get the reaction. Like, I think she's fine. I think that she, to me, she gives me very baby queen who put all the things on. Like she put on the feather thing in the front and she wanted to have the thigh high boots and also with the glasses and have the thing at the back. Like, it's just too many things. Had she just worn maybe this feather thing at the front and completed that idea all the way around, it would have been cute. But adding that tulle cape thing at the back is not cute. It brought me back.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Speaking of me saying drag her, I found out today that Tamisha Iman blocked me.
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Monet X Change
She blocked you?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
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Monet X Change
Like, so it had to been recently then.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think I haven't gone back and forth and checked it a lot. But then today I was like, oh, she relaunched her network. Let me go support and see what's going on, bitch. I done been blocked, Bob.
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Monet X Change
Why are you still supporting her? Why are you still supporting this bitch?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Listen, apparently I'm not. I'm literally not allowed to. So best of luck, Ms. Iman.
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Monet X Change
Sorry to that man.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Ella Vaday, which is a great drag name.
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Monet X Change
Love it. Such a great name. Very. Wait, wait, so did you like. Wait, you liked Vanity Milan? You thought her outfit was cute?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I thought that the. The short answer is no, not really. I like the idea of it, but like, the execution is off. I don't like this weird thing in the back, but I like where. I like this Birds of Paradise idea. But it was not done well.
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Monet X Change
See?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, yeah. Elevadane is probably my favorite drag name on the. On the whole cast.
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Monet X Change
It's a good one. It's a really good one.
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Bob the Drag Queen
She looks like, like British Miss Cracker. Yellow dress with yellow dress. The keyhole. No, she looks like, not as elevated. Like, like, I don't know.
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Monet X Change
I must say, you better read your daughter. Damn.
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Bob the Drag Queen
No Cracker looks better than this. And that's not Shade Elevate day. But like, first of all, at least boots don't go with this outfit. I don't think, like, go with anything.
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Monet X Change
Throw them the fuck away.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe if it was like a, like a, like a mod dress, it could, it could kind of go. But also this corset doesn't, I don't think go with this. I think that she should be in a pump or maybe a door size shoe or maybe even one of your Monet open toe moments. But this is not the tea.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. And I mean, I definitely get a very Alyssa Edwards aesthetic from this person. I don't know why.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she looks a little like Alyssa in The face a little bit.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, for sure. For sure. And I also. But. And not her. Ella and Veronica Green already building up this, like, music theater thing. I'm like, it's not a music theater competition. And also, like, y', all, I will
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Bob the Drag Queen
tell you why it's not a competition is because fucking Veronica does not stand a chance. Ms. Thing has like 12 fucking. She's like, I was in this. I was in this. I was in this. I was in this. And I think that Veronica just, like, really likes theater, but I think that Miss Other Thing is like a professional West End actor who makes her living and pays for her flat through her West End kicking and dancing.
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Monet X Change
Oh, I see. I see we found out who the new Blair Sinclair is this season. You are. You have assassinated Veronica Green at every turn in this episode already.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I don't have anything against Veronica Green, but I think that Ella Vade works more as a professional actor than Ms. Green.
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Monet X Change
Well, I was like, veronica could never. She will never have a job. She will never work on the West End. Broadway bitch. What? You are going in on this girl.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Damn. Anyway, let's go on to Theresa May, who had probably my favorite interest line. Her line was, I love Theresa. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm an immigrant. She told those fucking Brexit bitches what was good.
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Monet X Change
Honey, I am obsessed with Theresa bae. I think she's funny. I really liked her. Look, it told us who she was, where she's from, and what I love the most. And I think the thing that a lot of people like about DragX UK is that you can tell she does not take herself too seriously.
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Bob the Drag Queen
She.
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Monet X Change
She's like, this is just drag. It's fun. Like, I'm like, having a good time and I love, love, love. Also, she had the best line of the episode. My favorite thing about Newcastle is my boyfriend's dick.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, she's very funny. And I will say this. The coat side of the garment leaves a little to be. It's like it needs to be steamed or something.
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Monet X Change
I think if you, like, tugged it down, it would. The lines would smooth out. Like, it's a little ill fitting, but I like the. I still like it, though.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go into Victoria Scone. Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed. She looks absolutely amazing. This bitch is doing high. She's so campy. It is giving me very Edna Turnblad. It's giving very, very that. And her waist is snatched. Her proportions are great. Like, she looks really and she is. I don't know if she identifies as a CIS woman, but she calls herself an AFAB queen. So she's not the first AFAB performer in Drag Race history. Clearly, Gottmik is an AFAB performer, a trans man, but she is the UK's first AFAB queen.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, I think she looks great. Again, this is not my style of drag, but I can appreciate it. But I'd never done this very campy drag like this, but I think she looks incredible, and I love her line and I like her name. And I have a question for you, though. Do you think that if it was an AFAB queen who did, like, really, like, womana makeup, like, like you say, like, small makeup, like me, do you think people would react the same way?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I think part of, part of the reason why she probably. Victoria Scone probably does such a big makeup is because she probably gets invalidated because she's an AFAB queen, so she feels like she needs to be over the top and do even more. Or it also could be because it's just her style is what she likes. You know what I mean? So I'm not sure what her story is with why her makeup is so big, but I think it is very fitting. I think she looks really good. It. And I do think that it will. And I do think that haters will. Haters and misogynist will probably be like, well, of course she's doing blah, blah makeup. She's a woman. Blah, blah, blah. So you know what I mean? I think that there's something to be said about that.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure. Shall we move on to.
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Bob the Drag Queen
He looks great. Electra Fence. Might be. Might be one song she said. All right, huns? What's that kettle on? She's gasping. Whack that kettle. I don't know. What does that mean?
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Monet X Change
I don't know. Again. I don't know. Again. It's probably some great reference that we don't get it. Cause we're Americans. But I'm like, I don't get it.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we might be missing out on.
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Monet X Change
Oh, I think. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Whack the kettle on. Like, put the kettle on because it's whistling like it's boiling.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, no.
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Monet X Change
Off.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I don't know what I mean. But she. I saw her and I was like, I, I, I didn't. I don't know how tall she is. Five foot two and a bit. She always talks about that a little bit. This is. And then she, I mean, spoiler alert. She Lip synced against the tallest person from the season.
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Monet X Change
People, like, going off about, oh, and like, she, like, she, like, does the splits and she can say she would jump in. I was like, bitch, she is on the ground already. She doesn't have far to fucking go. She better be able to do the goddamn split. She's there already.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she's. She, she was. I mean, she's. I, I do think that when you're that tiny, you might want to do a. A little cinching or something. Or padding or anything.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. Category is Thumbelina girl. Thumbelina.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And then we have Anubis, who. Who is 19 years old.
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Monet X Change
Chop.
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Bob the Drag Queen
But, darling, I ain't no Giza. I do not.
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Monet X Change
Like, I hated this look.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I don't understand what's going on.
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Monet X Change
When she first walked in, I was like, oh, someone was clearly inspired by Cruella. And then she told a story of, like, what it is about. About her Egyptian heritage. I was like, okay. But I was like, this is still an ugly fucking outfit. I don't like the hair. When she walked in, I was like, I hate this outfit. But then she explained it that it was inspired by her Egyptian heritage. I was like, cool. You know, it's still an ugly fucking outfit. I don't like the hair. I don't like the coat. Also, me, Monet X Change. And I guess you don't know this because it's your first time going there. Would never walk into the workroom with a fur coat. Y' all see me on season 10 and All Stars 4, bitch sweating. Okay? And I had a fucking leotard on.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I don't.
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Monet X Change
She looks crazy.
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Bob the Drag Queen
My season was very cold, right?
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Monet X Change
And I was still sweating.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh. I mean, I, I, I don't. I also. I don't know if you know this or not, but if you watch Drag Race Canada, which I know you don't watch, you don't support, you don't support. The girls in season one of Drag Race Canada, they were. You could literally. They were in the room, everyone wearing. You could see their.
- [20:44]
Monet X Change
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- [22:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
A burst pipe, a dead water heater, the AC calling it quits. Who do you call?
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Shannon Maldonado
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Bob the Drag Queen
And breathe.
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Shannon Maldonado
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
No, this. This is not Anubis. It's a no for me. Let's talk about Crystal Versace. Sex on legs has a ride. I do not like that catchphrase, but she is fucking stunning.
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Monet X Change
Bitch, if Raven and Aquaria had a fucking baby, this would be her.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I don't have a single critique. She looks absolutely amazing. Her. Incredible. Her face looks great. Her hair looks great. His outfit is good. She is. She's also 19 years old compared to
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Monet X Change
Anubis, who looks fucking 90 and they're the same age Gag. Also, can we get into this thigh gap? Ms. Crystal Versace in this thigh gap, though, I'm like, she better do it. She looks amazing.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she is. She looks really. I'm gagged. She looks amazing. Speaking of amazing, charity case. I'm I think I'm obsessed. Charity Case is really great. Her lines. Here's Charity. She looks kind of like. Who's like. She looks like one of the pirates. Pirates of the Caribbean in drag.
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Monet X Change
Oh, I can see that. But she's clearly going for, like, a more like, you know, Renaissance British Henry. The Louis XVIII, 94th. That fantasy.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she looks great. This is a great look. And I think that she's gonna turn some really, like, sickening on the Runway.
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Monet X Change
Here's the question for you. Do you think that people are gonna come for her for always being spooky?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I think that, yeah, I think they're gonna come, but I think that at one point she's gonna turn it and try to do it like a regular face, and then that's the week she'll get sent home.
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Monet X Change
But here's the thing. My thing is that why, though, like, you don't ever see the judges being like, you're looking pretty all the time. Be scary. They don't ever do that. But they'll look at her and say,
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Bob the Drag Queen
they kind of said it to Silk you once. Kind of.
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Monet X Change
But I mean, all the girls. All the girls. Consider all the girls who do the show. No one is ever told, you're looking pretty all the time. We want to see you look scary and ugly. They never do that.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. I think it's a very weird thing to do, and I think that you should have people do their drag the way they want to do it. I mean, they did it with milk, they did it with crystal.
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Monet X Change
Dusty. Dusty dots. We get it. It's episode one. No more dots. No more dots.
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Bob the Drag Queen
That was a gag. Who do you think is the trade of this cast?
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Monet X Change
The trade of this. Let me scroll through my screen.
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Bob the Drag Queen
We can only pick two. All right, let's guess each other's trade of the season. I'm going to give Monet, Ella Bidet and Scarlet Harlot.
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Monet X Change
No. Okay. No, actually, Anubis.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I was going to say Anubis.
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Monet X Change
Anubis and Elle of a Day. Yes, yes. You know, Elle of a day for sure. Elle of a Day and Anubis for you. I'm saying. I was going to say Scarlett Harlot. And I'm going to say. Because I know you love him. Tiny. I was going to say fucking Inch High. Private Eye. Electro Fence.
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Bob the Drag Queen
No, it's. No, you're way off, actually. Who? For me, it is Vanity, Milan and Charity Case all the way. Vanity, Milan and Charity K's easy.
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Monet X Change
I will say, I don't think this season Has a trait of the season. I don't think every season has a trade of the season. And this one, I don't see it. None of them are giving me trade.
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Bob the Drag Queen
You literally said Scarlett Hart was hot as part of your thing that you said, like, literally.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, she's hot, but I would. I would not classify Scarlet Harlow as a trait of the season.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Also, do you talk about the fact that Victoria Scone damn near got a standing ovation when she walked into the room? That's amazing.
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Monet X Change
I know. It was so. It was really nice to see, like, the queens, like, they all were, like, smiling ear to ear to, like, oh, my God. And can we also talk about fucking crystal? And listen, listen, Plastic surgery. Live your life because, you know, everyone's like, whatever, for your body, your body of choice. But she's the season's plastic surgery queen. And I was like, damn, so much work by 19. They do say plastic surgery is preventative, so I guess there's a. There's a method to that madness. But that's wild.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I think Botox is preventative. I don't think the lie that plastic surgery. I think Botox is preventative. Restylane, that Juvederm. I don't know that if BBLs are preventative.
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Monet X Change
I have a question, because she said she got a lot of her stuff done for drag, like, specifically. Would you ever get something done specifically for drag if you knew that it would change your. Your makeup game and how you look in drag?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I. No, I don't think I would. I don't see that.
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Monet X Change
Nothing.
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Bob the Drag Queen
No, I wouldn't. I mean, the furthest I would go is shave my eyebrows.
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Monet X Change
So would you get, like, laser hair removal on your eyebrows?
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Bob the Drag Queen
No. I mean, I already shaved them. It's easier to just. I also, I mean, outside of my teeth, I've never had any cosmetic procedures, and I'm a little bit nervous to do so, to be honest.
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Monet X Change
Well, your throat surgery is not. It's kind of health, but it's also a little cosmetic, because then you won't sound crazy.
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Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, it is not cosmetic at all. I don't think, you know, cosmetic.
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Monet X Change
I mean, there is some. There is some vanity. And, like, I don't want to sound crazy. I want my voice to sound good.
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Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, I like the way my voice sounds. And it's not about me saying, I don't want to sound crazy. It's like, I don't want to keep losing my voice. And the doctor's like, it's this thing in your throat will keep Growing. It doesn't shrink. It just grows and grows. And so I'm going to be sounding like Harvey Fierstein.
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Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Imagine. I mean, but I mean, his voice is iconic. You should think about it.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, honestly, if I just switched out to my voice kind of sound like this.
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Monet X Change
We can't do the podcast.
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Bob the Drag Queen
So let's talk about. I also. I also. So they're doing this dirty charades. Do you know dirty charades?
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Monet X Change
RuPaul loves. RuPaul loves dirty charades. Every time I've been on Drag race season, season 10 all stars for between, like, tapings, he would. We would always play dirty charades. He fucking loves dirty charades.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Can you. So if I give you a name of a movie, can you dirty charades it?
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Monet X Change
But no, Jake will have to give it, because then you'll know it.
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Bob the Drag Queen
No, no. What it is, that's the way dirty actually works, is you don't actually exit out. You just say the name of a movie or a book, and then you just change it. They added the charades for this, but normally one person just says it, and the other person just makes it a new thing. I'm saying, every time you watch Drag Race, they're not acting it out. He'll say, like, the wizard of Oz, and someone goes, the Jizzard of Oz. But you don't actually do the acting out. And every time.
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Monet X Change
That's what charades is.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Bob, I'm telling you, this is the first time you've ever seen RuPaul act out dirty charades.
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Monet X Change
Every time I play dirty charades. And RuPaul, he has a thing in his head and he's like, okay. And he goes, yes, that's how. That's how. That's. Bob, that is what charades is. Charades is acting out a thing.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I understand what charades is, but I'm talking about dirty charades and how it's been presented to by RuPaul. It's like, I'll say. You say. You say a normal thing, and then someone says a dirty thing. I'm telling you. I mean, whatever. I don't. I'm not gonna say I know for a fact, but it's fine.
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Monet X Change
You don't know.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, you're wrong. I think that what it is is because you know.
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Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Because you know what charades is. You're confused. I'm telling you. Anyway, it's confused is irrelevant.
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Monet X Change
It's a moot point because we'll never agree. We were. Let's just agree to disagree and you know what? Y' all sound off Who's Right About Dirty Charades? Literally, the name is in the game. Who's Right About Dirty Charades, me or Bob? Sound off below. Thank you.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway. Oh, wait.
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Monet X Change
Oh, wait, wait, wait. I want to say this. River's mom died two weeks before he found out about drag. I cannot even process getting ready for Drag Race and processing my mother's death and, like, the funeral, all that stuff. Like, big kudos to river, because that is insane. There's someone else that this happened to as well, right? Someone, like, someone's parent passed away, like, right before they left.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not sure, but that sounds really upsetting. Yeah.
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Monet X Change
And, like, I'm like. I'm like, in the first episode. This is a lot. This is like. I was. Like. I was in the fucking viewing party, like, tearing out. Like, that is so intense.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I was pretty sure they were gonna send this thing home because she was getting a lot of story. I was like, this is a lot of story for episode one.
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Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, T. I didn't think about that for sure.
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Bob the Drag Queen
They were about to send this bitch all the way to the house. But they did make her work for it. Put her in the. Did I ever tell you my Molly Ringwald story?
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Monet X Change
No.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I was on set for. Well, I kind of ruined the end of story, but I was on set for Tales of the City because she's in it. And I was hanging out backstage with this lady, and she was like. I was like, hi. She was like, hey. And I was like, what's your name? She's like, my name is Molly. I was like, hi, Molly. My name's Bob. And we're talking back and forth. I was like. She was. I'm an actor. And I was like, where do you live? I live in la. I said, okay, I live here. And then we just, like, talking. I was like, oh, that's really cool. You know, I don't do a whole lot of film acting, but I do it here and there when I can. I'm mainly a comedian. And then in the end, someone came by, like, Ms. Ringwald, we'd like to invite you to set, please. And I was like, bob, how did
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Monet X Change
you not know that was Molly Ringwald?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Because Molly Ringwald is not the age she was when I was watching her films. But she looks a little different. You'll forgive me.
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Monet X Change
Oh, damn. You know, Molly. Molly is. She's a cousin on the Patreon.
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Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, that's not true. But I like Molly Ringwald, but I did not Recognize her? Because it's been 30 years since I've seen the Breakfast Club.
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Monet X Change
Damn.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Drag her. But I said that because of the Molly Ringwald thing that. That Michelle said.
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Monet X Change
What did she say? I don't remember.
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Bob the Drag Queen
She was like. It was the 80s. It was big hair, something in Molly Ringwald.
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Monet X Change
Ringwald. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Molly.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I was also shocked that the ESL queen was the one who fully murked that dirty charades challenge.
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Monet X Change
Oh, Theresa May. She was. She was. She was banging it out.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I don't even. I don't even speak English, and I know all these.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, work. Michelle looks really good, by the way.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Michelle. I mean, Michelle is truly, truly aging in reverse. Also, I did not know that Matt Lucas was gay. I had literally no clue.
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Monet X Change
I didn't know he was gay either. I mean, he was in what movies that he was in?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Bridesmaids, I don't know. But I know him from Little Britain.
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Monet X Change
I know from Bridesmaids. He played the girl's sister or brother or something. I mean, the girl's brother. Something like that. Yeah, he's gay.
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Bob the Drag Queen
And they had a show called Big Little Britain. Then they had a version called Little Britain usa, and it was him and this other guy. And they were. I mean, they were so funny. Insanely. It's a good show. It did not get renewed here in the States. It was on hbo. Everyone checks it out on the hbo Max, probably.
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Monet X Change
Oh, my God. You get. When you work for hbo. Jesus. I don't worry about it every episode.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Let's be clear. I am not. I work at hbo.
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Monet X Change
Also, in this picture of the four of them, they have edited Rue down because Ru is not anywhere close to Michelle's height. And I know Matt Lucas is not as tall as RuPaul in heels. No way.
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Bob the Drag Queen
No way is this a composite image
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Monet X Change
for sure, because Ru is. There's no way. None of these motherfuckers is even touching how close to tall Ru is.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Also, I don't think RuPaul has a shadow in the picture. There's no reflection on the ground for RuPaul or Graham Norton. You see how you can see Michelle's legs in the floor? And Graham Norton is like a vampire.
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Monet X Change
Yeah.
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Bob the Drag Queen
So let's go into these looks, all right? We have a lot of fucking looks.
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Monet X Change
All right?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Victoria Scone, her first look, I really love. Her second look is fine. I get this. She's a table, but I guess she's like the. The.
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Monet X Change
No, she's one of those, like, those things that you serve tea. I'm like. Like Tea and crackers on.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, okay. That makes more sense. I like it more now. I really love the first look. This has, like, high horde drag.
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Monet X Change
This shit's amazing.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Wild. Like, this is also very.
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Monet X Change
Also for her. T1. Her and her partner, they made it. Like, she, like, they made that together. Like, it's so cool.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And I think that she's like, the first. I don't know if she identifies as a lesbian, but, like, is she the first lesbian on Drag Race?
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Monet X Change
She does. Oh, yeah. I don't know if she. She. Yes, but she does. Victoria Scone does have a girlfriend. Yes. And she may be. She's representing Cardiff, which. I love Cardiff. When I toured the uk, I met this, like, amazing porn star with this huge ass dick that I still follow on Twitter. Mason Brooks. He's everything.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like whenever you travel and you say you like places, it's just based on whether or not there was a big dick there. It's not based on, like, the actual place. You just often, you always be like, oh, my God, I love Ireland. I met a guy with a huge dick there. Oh, my God, I love so and so. This guy had a massive dick.
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Monet X Change
That is not true.
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Bob the Drag Queen
That is absolutely. You also on the podcast go. I am not a size queen. Big dicks are just fun to look at. Then you say the best sex. I only have good sex when it's a massive monster dick. I can't have good sex any other way.
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Monet X Change
Okay, I did not say.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't see. You added.
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Monet X Change
You added that last. I did not say I cannot have good sex either way. I said in my experience, in my lived experience as Monet Exchange, Kevin Burton, when I got. When I got really well and I loved it, and I was like, oh, my God, I want this every day of my life. It was a big dick. I'm not saying that people with smaller, like average or smaller dicks. It wasn't good. I'm just saying, like, the ones I was like, oh, my God, I want to call my mom and tell her about how great this is. They've had a very big dicks. That is what I was saying.
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Bob the Drag Queen
You also said that I think big dicks are not functional. They're just pretty. Look at. So which one is it? Was it great sex you called your mom about? Or they just. Are they just pretty? Look at which one is it?
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Monet X Change
Because again, if I. If I was to see a big dick, I don't see a big dick and be like, oh, I want that in me. That look. Because it looks like it hurt, but it is pretty to look at.
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Bob the Drag Queen
And also, it's the great. It's the great sex that you call your mama. Anyway, take an asshole. Let's move on to Kitty. Kitty Scott Claus. These. Why the shoulder pads? I just really want to talk about why she make her upper body so large. Yeah.
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Monet X Change
I don't get it. And honestly, I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out, but she really. She is. She is a real. She wants her. She wants the top of her body. She wants to look like fucking Lurch from the Addams Family. Okay.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, no. Who's that?
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Monet X Change
There's that guy. I don't know his name.
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Bob the Drag Queen
She looks.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. Why is she doing that? That is so dumb.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I don't. It is. It is very strange. And I. I don't know if she's wearing pads even. Maybe she is, but they're just. They just seem to be dwarfed by her, the pads on her shoulders.
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Monet X Change
I will say I really enjoy Kitty Scott Claus's talking heads. I think her talking heads are really funny. She adds a lot of comedy to the season. She's. She's clearly going to be a narrator. I mean, as long as she lasts. But she. But the shoulder pad things, girl, that is weird.
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Bob the Drag Queen
What about that? I don't want to jump back, but. Well, Jacob, just make a note. We're going to talk about some of the workroom stuff they're talking about, too, because I want to talk about when Charissa May was, like, crying about being alone anyway. Okay. Ella Vaday. I'm shocked she wasn't in the bottom, because these looks are not great.
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Monet X Change
I mean, I did not like them. The one.
- [38:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
The.
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Monet X Change
The fucking pride progress one. I was like this. I get what you're going for, but it's so messy. I don't. I can. Because I'm gay. I can, like, throw a dart and be like, oh, it's about pride. Otherwise, if I didn't. I'm like, this doesn't make any sense. I don't like the concept. It looks messy. It's not a great look. And the first one, sure. It was very basic and not very imaginative at all, in my opinion.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I'm shocked that she was not in the bottom, but she better work with her little safe self. Okay.
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Monet X Change
Anubis.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Anubis really has a silhouette that she's going for. She is not interested in straying from it at all. She wants to be very tall with a tall thing on top of her head and with a hair that goes straight up and Then, like, a long dress. Right. This seems to be her. Well, all three of her dresses look like that.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, she wore the same silhouette. She had three looks this episode, and she wore the same silhouette in every look that she wore.
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Bob the Drag Queen
To be fair, one of them does have a peplum, so she did add a peplum, but, like, slightly. Right. Slight variations of the exact same silhouette.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. And it wasn't great. Again, this first reference, the judges didn't seem to be super clear on it either. And this also.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Diego, do you remember where these.
- [39:47]
Monet X Change
Where they're from?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I can't remember. You have their pride there. I don't remember where each one's from, though. It's fine. Like, the first look, I don't hate it, but the ruffle in the front is really oddly placed.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, it's weird. And then the third, her second one, she just threw Annette on, like, a sequin gown. It was just.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe she's a mermaid. And she also has a squid. Her hair is supposed to be a squid, she said.
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Monet X Change
And she had, like, on her face.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe she's a mermaid in a net. Maybe.
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Monet X Change
I don't think she was a mermaid. That's not what she said. She. She said something, but it wasn't a mermaid. She was just. She's, like, representing, like, the sea life.
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Bob the Drag Queen
No, she said the squid on her head and then the net, but maybe she forgot to say. Anyway, it has scales, but I also don't know, like, why is this. Why is there a slit in this, like, dress to the knee? Like, it's a weird. This is weird. It was very weird.
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Monet X Change
Shall we move on to Miss River Midway?
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Bob the Drag Queen
All right, River. I really like this. That moment was very funny for me.
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Monet X Change
The fourth point of Sister.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I really enjoyed the Runway with his statue moment. The traffic cone thing. It seemed like a really funny reference. And even if you don't get the reference, it was. She. I thought she was being. It was very fun to look at.
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Monet X Change
It was very fun. Her second one was Trash. Trash. I was like, girl, nothing about this says music besides the fucking treble clef and the fucking eighth note on your. On your chest. Nothing about it says music besides that.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I would have came out as maybe a composer or maybe a dj or maybe a specific musician.
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Monet X Change
British. The UK is known for, like, some great baroque musicians. Bitch. Come on, let's fucking handle. Come on. At George for Derek. Hansel, honey.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Well, in that second look, she did come out looking baroque. All right, because she's not.
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Monet X Change
Thanks for stealing my joke. Moving on.
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Bob the Drag Queen
How was that your joke?
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Monet X Change
You knew I was thinking about that. You know I was thinking of it.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, now I'm in your brain. All right. Anyway. Crystal Versace, everything. Okay. We have different opinions. Her second look is absolutely stunning. The first look, everyone's gagging. I was like, it's fine. Like, it's.
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Monet X Change
I disagree. I'm like the opposite. I think the first one is absolutely stunning. I think it's. I love the. I love the cage concept and having the. Having the moss and the things growing on. I think that looks amazing. And the second one I like as well. But I. I love her first one more than the second one.
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Bob the Drag Queen
For sure. Yeah. I don't think I like cages in drag. And whenever someone in a cage, it always kind of irritates me a little bit, if I'm being honest. But this second look is probably my favorite look from the episode. This fucking cheetah print, ocelot, leopard print, whatever the fuck it is, is probably my favorite look from the entire. It looks so good. It looks amazing.
- [42:42]
Shannon Maldonado
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Monet X Change
It's the first one for me. The second one is fine. The first one is everything. Me love it.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she looks. That's so funny. We had such opposite thoughts. You all sound off below. Which one do you. Which one do you prefer more? The cage look or the leopard print look? Moving on to Veronica Green, I said not.
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Monet X Change
I said, this white could never wear this in America. I said, if you come on tour in America, don't you ever. Don't fix your suitcase to bring this cotton outfit to America. Cuz I was coming to your show and I'm punching your.
- [44:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
I literally said, veronica Green's cotton look feels racially motivated.
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Monet X Change
I was like, what the. Not a cotton picket outfit.
- [44:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was done with. I do not have a history of cotton picking in the UK being attached to slavery, but I was like, the word. I am triggered by the word cotton, honestly.
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Monet X Change
And, and every time, and every time she said in her little walking, talking head thing, I said, I'm about to, I'm about to snuff this bitch through the camera.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I was like, not this cotton. In her second look, I, I, I just think that it would look better in a pair of heels. Like, I, she's in. The fact that she's in tennis shoes is annoying. She's like, running around, jumping is making it even more annoying to me for some reason. I don't know why.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, I was not a fan. I was not a fan of either of these. And I thought she was. Her ass was gonna be the bottom for sure.
- [45:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
She also kind of looks like a mall walker more than a gamer. I feel like gamers are like at home in like T shirts and like shorts with like a bowl of cereal and like a Gatorade next to the computer. Like not, you know, or if she
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Monet X Change
like really wants to punch it up, like, you know. Did you see Ready Player one?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I would, I would, I would. I was going to say Tron, but
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Monet X Change
yes, I'm like Tron or like, have like, have like a really like dope, like, like virtual reality headset on with like a thing like this was. Yeah, I agree. It's giving me very mall walker for sure.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Moving on.
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Monet X Change
Scarlett Harlot.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Scarlet Harlot, who, to be honest, in her second look, I kept getting her confused with River Midway. I was like, something about she ended up at some point just looking like River Midway to me. Which is strange. I know.
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Monet X Change
But anyway, also, and how random. Like, I mean, of all the things that your town may be known for, you're gonna pick something so generic like music. I'm like, girl, do something else.
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Bob the Drag Queen
That's not what they're known for. The first look is what the town's known for. The second look is their favorite thing.
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Monet X Change
Okay, okay. I Guess a little better still. Music seems a little like. And if you're gonna do music like. Hers is definitely more imaginative than Rivers, for sure. Like, she has the chord going around her as this, like, 80s Walkman thing. I get it. And the judges read her first one. I like the first one. Did you. They was like. Michelle was, like, saying, like, it's.
- [46:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Did they? I liked it. I thought it looked really good. I thought she looks stunning. She looks like literally two different people. I don't understand why, if you're this skinny, why your body would not be so snatched. If I was that skinny, I would look like Scarlett Harlan. I mean, I saw a Harlem Little Miss Cat girl. Crystal Versace. Like, if I was this many, I would be. My padding in my course would be so bananas. It is wild to me that, like, if you are that skinny, you would just not wear a corset. Andre, that is crazy to me.
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Monet X Change
I know. Yeah. I mean, Naomi Smalls, people. Naomi Smalls wears a corset almost. Almost every time she gets in drag. People like, but you're so skinny. But it makes the contrast so that much. Like, oh, my God, how snatch she is because she wears a corset.
- [47:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
I did not realize Ronnie Green was green. And. And on top of that, like, she's. It's like a splotchy, bad green.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. It was not good.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Like, I've had to pay myself green before, and it is a little tough, but, I mean, it's not that much different than doing your regular makeup. I mean, I was green for the project's wrong video. Your.
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Monet X Change
Your green was great on wrong.
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Bob the Drag Queen
You're right. I did a pretty good job.
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Monet X Change
You mean Nikita lipstick? Nick did.
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Bob the Drag Queen
No, I did my. I did my own makeup. She did. Thank you very much. Yeah. This look is from the, like, first of all, why. Why is it only dirty from the waist up? That's the. Like, it's. It's a no from me. My trap.
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Monet X Change
No. No.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Veronica.
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Monet X Change
No. Electrofans. No, no, no, no, no.
- [48:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
And her second look was, like, fine. Like, I didn't hate it.
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Monet X Change
I didn't love it.
- [48:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
The second look was perfectly fine. But the first. First look was, like, pretty bad.
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Monet X Change
And the jelly shoes. I like girl so many things, and I don't care. Maybe in a few years, I'll evolve. I'm not into, like, on. On Drag Race. Like, the flats and, like, the jellies and, like, the whole Alaska All Stars. Two of it all. Like, no, but you're one of the
- [49:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
queens that wears flat. Not on Drag Race. But you're a queen who wears flats in the real world.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, when I'm not presenting my drag to millions of people around the globe. Yeah, Bob, you're right. When we do our meet and greet in. In Newcastle in the uk. Yes, you're right. I did wear Doc Martens.
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Bob the Drag Queen
So the shitty people who pay the meet and gre, they get some bullshit. I got it. Interesting. Nice. So just you all know when you see Monet flats, that says a lot about how she feels about you and your shitty little fucked up now anyway.
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Monet X Change
You're so ridiculous. You're vanity.
- [49:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
Milan, I. Okay, I don't know where any of these people are from, and I've already.
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Monet X Change
She's from South London, and South London has a very big West Indian community.
- [49:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so what's that to do with this, this dress?
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Monet X Change
Because it was Jamaican. She. She said she's wearing the Jamaican colors and when she didn't, she did reveal she had that Jamaican outfit.
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Bob the Drag Queen
What are these words on it?
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Monet X Change
I don't know. Oh, those are, those, Those are postcodes SC11. Those. Those are all postcodes of South London, I imagine South 1 and then.
- [49:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, interesting, interesting. You know, say you're.
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Monet X Change
Say. Say you don't understand British culture without saying you don't understand British culture.
- [50:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not British. First of all, you. You and Michelle don't get enough out of acting like y' all British. Okay? Secondly, this look is. I don't like either one of these looks.
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Monet X Change
I didn't love the first one and I do not love the second one of the list. Yeah, I mean, but I understood what she was going for. Doesn't mean I don't like it. Yeah, I did. I. I didn't love either or of them. I. It was, it was not the, the cat's meow for me. Yeah, I do like her makeup in the second one, though. The, the, the. Wait, why was she doing. She likes Estonia.
- [50:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Her boyfriend's from Estonia. Or her husband. Her husband is from Estonia. So her favorite thing is where her husband from.
- [50:52]
Monet X Change
That seems very strange to do, but.
- [50:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, tell me your codependent, not tell me you go to Pen.
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Monet X Change
I do. I love her eye makeup in her. In her second look, though, the blue and her, her face looks really. For someone who's only doing drag for a year, I think the makeup looks really good.
- [51:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Theresa May, this first look is fine. This second look is so love that. I love this look. It is. And the fact that she painted herself is so cool.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah, that's really. That's that's really cool. The second one was, honestly, Bitch, I want to, like, send her a dm. I mean, she may be busy with Drag Race and shit now, but I want to get her before the season progresses. So paint me one, because that looks so good.
- [51:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, there are lots of people who can paint garments for you who are not also world famous drag.
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Monet X Change
I want Theresa's man. Also. She's not. Well, she's not world famous yet.
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Shannon Maldonado
She.
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Monet X Change
She just getting started.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Don't belittle Theresa's work by saying, do you want to come work for me? Not you or the white lady in color Purple asking Oprah. Your children are so clean. You want to come work for me? No, Big. I'm a world famous drag queen now. How dare you?
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Monet X Change
She's not world famous yet. She's just getting started. Calm down.
- [51:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, Big, here we are across the world talking about her five time zones away, talking about her
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Monet X Change
charity case. Bitch. Everything
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Bob the Drag Queen
in the top.
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Monet X Change
I don't get it. I don't know. There's. I mean, the. The rose one was. Is so well done. Having the gloves with the thorns all over them, and she just looks stunning. I mean, are these.
- [52:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
These.
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Monet X Change
They can't be prosthetics. Are they, like. I don't understand how it's done, but it is absolutely stunning.
- [52:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she made a mask. I think I saw her put it on, like a mask, but, like, it's just really great. And the second look, I feel like this is the first time I've seen. Seen someone fully untucked showing their bulge on the Runway or in the clown world. I was like, you better work. This should have been in the top. This should have been the top.
- [52:53]
Monet X Change
Yeah, it should have. I'm a little disappointed that it wasn't. I mean, I think, okay, here's my crazy mind. I'm like, the judges are like, this bitch is going to shock us every week. She probably will be able to be in the top every week. So let's just hold out on her.
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Bob the Drag Queen
What was the best look on the Runway?
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Monet X Change
Charity case. The rose, in my opinion, for me,
- [53:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it was actually Ms. Versace. Krystal Versace, and then her cat look.
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Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, I would.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
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Monet X Change
Oh, no, no, Not. Not the cat look. But like I said, I love her first one. I would have maybe put her. No, I said myself. The rose one, the charity cases rose is my favorite look of the night.
- [53:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
That was also really grimy. That she. Charity case is really sickening.
- [53:37]
Monet X Change
Do you know she's raja's daughter?
- [53:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Raja
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Monet X Change
3.
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Bob the Drag Queen
3. So I want to talk about how Theresa May was like, breaking down about being like, in quarantine.
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Monet X Change
Fake tears, I call it. Right. I'm getting.
- [54:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
She was like, you know, my. Because her boy. She moved. First of all, she moved to the UK to be with her partner. Her partner gets a job in Spain where she was living.
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Monet X Change
Leave.
- [54:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm mad. I would be upset at that point. I'm mad.
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Monet X Change
Oh, I'm looking. I'm. I'm thinking of the parallels. So you and Jacob met in Berkeley when Jacob was living his life. Jacob moved to New York with you and you were like, jacob, let's go back to California. The cinematic parallels are. Are gag.
- [54:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, Jacob did not. We didn't. I didn't move back to Berkeley and also California. Also. We moved together. Teresa May did not move back to Spain. She still lives in the uk. She moved to the UK to be with him. Then he moved to Spain and they separated.
- [54:47]
Monet X Change
No, they're not separate. They're still together. They're just.
- [54:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
She was alone. You know, hear her say she has been by herself for the entire quarantine because her partner now lives in Spain and she's like, I forgot what it's like to be around people. My partner moved.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, but when you say separate, it makes it seem like they're not together. They're still together. They just live in separate places.
- [55:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
They're still dating. They're not physically together. Extremely long. Dick cannot reach from Spain all the way to the uk. She's the one to talk about her husband's dick and her hands like this.
- [55:16]
Monet X Change
Oh, did she?
- [55:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she was like, for. The thing about it is my husband's dick, it is great. Then she puts her hand on it.
- [55:23]
Monet X Change
Oh, I didn't see that work. Yeah, it was pretty sad.
- [55:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
Leak the pics prove it.
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Monet X Change
Oh, my gosh. No, Bob, it was very sad. It was a very touching moment. And you know, and I guess, yeah, when they filmed it, this was like, I don't know when they filmed, but obviously she had not been on People for a long time and coming. Being thrust into a lot of people on international Internet for everybody to watch is probably a lot of emotions. You're like, shit.
- [55:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you think about these 19 year olds on Drag Race? People who are fully born in 2002?
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Monet X Change
One. 2002. Yeah. That's crazy, Bob. That's crazy. That's. It's.
- [56:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
What were you doing in 2002?
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Monet X Change
2002. I was 12. I was. That's when I started hooking up with Ricardo.
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Bob the Drag Queen
So. So when. When Anubis and Christopher said you were born, you were sucking dicks at the glory holes down on what street was it?
- [56:19]
Monet X Change
No, 12th grade. I was still in Brooklyn. I was in middle school. I was hooking up.
- [56:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
No. 12 years old, you started sucking the dicks at the glory halls.
- [56:25]
Monet X Change
No, that's when I was hooking up with Ricardo. Seventh grade.
- [56:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, you were dating gang bangers.
- [56:31]
Monet X Change
Yes. You better work, bitch. That means you were 16. What the fuck was you doing?
- [56:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was in 10th grade. I was doing theater and going to church.
- [56:44]
Monet X Change
Yeah, your little. Your little dicey ass going to church. And now all you're doing just talking about Jesus. So you're a fake ass. That's. That's what the. You just prove you a fake ass.
- [56:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I. I just realized that Jesus was literally fake.
- [56:59]
Monet X Change
Wait, so the top two are Veronica Scone and Chris Versace.
- [57:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you agree? I would have done Charity case and let me look back at Veronica's first look. I mean, not Veronica. Yeah, Victor. Victoria Scone.
- [57:19]
Monet X Change
Victoria Scone.
- [57:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Victoria's first. I would have done between Charity Case and versus Crystal Versace.
- [57:28]
Monet X Change
Agreed. Victoria Scone, she was cute and nice. She did not deserve to be top two. Top two.
- [57:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
I also don't think that. I don't think that Kristen Versace won that lip sync either.
- [57:37]
Monet X Change
It was oh yeah, we, we gonna get there. But I feel like they really did. They really shaded Charity K's cuz Veronica Scone again, she's great. She's. Victoria Scone is great. She's lovely. She did not deserve to be in the top two. Should have been Charity Case and Krista Versace. And with the lip sync, people were saying that Victoria didn't know the words. But honestly, in my honest opinion, it looked like neither of them fully knew the words or the song. Like they were both like getting through it. Neither of them were like turning it.
- [58:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you know it?
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Monet X Change
I know, I know the hook. Turn around. I don't know. I don't know. Like I don't know it.
- [58:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Know it now I know everywhere. I love that song. I fucking love that song. Of course you do.
- [58:17]
Monet X Change
It's something you would love.
- [58:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh yeah, it's amazing. It's fucking amazing. But anyway, I think that honestly it was a toss up. Either one of them could have won. Like no one, no one defeat the other. Then they had a lip sync for your life for the bottom two. And it was Elektra Fizz versus Anubis and bitch. As soon as it started, I was like Anubis, it's a rap mama. Like, let it go. Become one with the women's guy.
- [58:44]
Monet X Change
You know what I mean? Yeah. Anubis was they. Elektra, straight up, Molly whopped Anubis on his lip sync, and Anubis became the first Queen of Drag Race Season 3 UK to go home.
- [58:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. I mean, there's like. There's kind of like this, like, elite sorority, but also, like a reluctant sorority of first. But there are some great girls. There are two. Two specific girls who are in that sorority who are massive. And two of the biggest, you know,
- [59:12]
Monet X Change
contestants in Drag Race history, Shangela and Vanessa.
- [59:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, true.
- [59:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
And they both do it better than you. Why you laughing?
- [59:20]
Monet X Change
I'm sure. So do you think that Anubis will join that elite?
- [59:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't set me up. Don't set me up.
- [59:26]
Monet X Change
I'm asking you a question. You want to set me up?
- [59:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're setting me up. You're trying to set me up, and I'm not answering that question. I think Anubis and work will speak for itself. I think the queen of the pyramids will do her thing. I think her and her little squid will make the impact they need to make. I said.
- [59:47]
Monet X Change
I said what in the inkling girl. No.
- [59:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but I also. I mean, I don't want to say it, but I don't.
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Monet X Change
What
- [60:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm thinking about Ms. Elektra fence and how long she's going to last in the competition, too, and I don't know.
- [60:09]
Monet X Change
Okay, who do you think is going home next? Honestly.
- [60:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, it's going to be either Electrofence or River Midway. Midway. Yeah.
- [60:19]
Monet X Change
I really like River. I really like River. But I think. I think you're right. I think it's going to be either river or Electra next for sure.
- [60:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
Or maybe.
- [60:28]
Monet X Change
Who is winning?
- [60:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Drag Race UK season three, Charity Case.
- [60:34]
Monet X Change
Charity Case. Krista Versace or Veronica Stone? Victoria Stone.
- [60:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I think that. This is what I think. I don't think that Crystal Versace is going to be able to be funny at all. And that is a really big part of her false Drag Race. I just don't see her being funny. You know what I mean? I think that Victoria Scone is probably going to be hilarious, and I think the same with Charity Case. I think Charity Case and Victoria Scone are going to be the top two.
- [61:05]
Monet X Change
I can see that. But I. I mean, but this. I mean, I mean, people thought about Aquaria. People like Aquaria, honey. She's only looks. She's only fashion. It's A rap for her. She can't be funny.
- [61:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Aquaria is hilarious.
- [61:18]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah.
- [61:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think in her interview she's funny. And every challenge she's been funny. I think that Aquarius, we knew that.
- [61:25]
Monet X Change
But when it started, when it first started, Bob again, because I look, I looked up a lot because I was on that cast.
- [61:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
So you're.
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Monet X Change
First of all, get your no nail finger out of ashy. Ass finger out of the camera.
- [61:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's see your fingers, Mary.
- [61:38]
Monet X Change
Yeah, but, but, but my ain't ashy. Your is ashy as hell.
- [61:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Your finger's not ashy.
- [61:44]
Monet X Change
It look ashy on this camera.
- [61:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
It is not ashy. How dare you say microaggression. And you got. You have these little white fans. I want some ashy.
- [61:58]
Monet X Change
Do you know what, my friend?
- [62:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Pass me that. Thank you. Now, who asked you? Now who asked you? I was.
- [62:10]
Monet X Change
I was talking to my friend the other day, and he was like, girl, people don't know why people get ashy. And he pulled his leg out and he rubbed his. His nails against his leg and he was ashy. I was like, oh, my God. I've never seen a white ashy person before. It was crazy.
- [62:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Really breaking down the stereotypes, you know what I'm saying?
- [62:25]
Monet X Change
Are you excited to be talking about Drag Race to me again? Did you miss me?
- [62:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
I did miss you very much until you started doing this shit. Did you like.
- [62:32]
Monet X Change
Did you like doing it with Thorgy more than me?
- [62:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, Thorgy is very interesting and posed a lot of. Thorgy challenged me in a new way, put it that way. And she. And, and, and, and, and Thorgy was going to do a review. She told the fans she was going to do it of UK and I. Let's. I, I don't. Let's see if it's coming out.
- [63:03]
Monet X Change
I think it's in solidarity. In solidarity with Thorgy. I'm gonna wear dreads the entire season to make you feel more comfortable.
- [63:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Super. I think in solidarity with you, I'm gonna start smoking weed every time I go to work.
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Monet X Change
Oh, my God. I would love. Bobby. You thought it. Smoking. You know. You know how I feel about you smoking wee. If you smoke weed, I'll be so happy.
- [63:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why would you be happy if I lost my sobriety? What kind of monster are you?
- [63:27]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. So now, so now you make.
- [63:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'd be so happy. Listen.
- [63:33]
Monet X Change
You make your decisions for you. I would never. If you, God forbid, you would have relapsed.
- [63:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
I will.
- [63:38]
Monet X Change
You. You would tell me or find out.
- [63:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
You'd be happy for me.
- [63:41]
Monet X Change
I would find other information. I would be happy to make you not want to do what? The thing you don't want to do.
- [63:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
But you'd be happy, though. You just said it. You mean it's gonna crack?
- [63:53]
Monet X Change
I mean, how much?
- [63:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think. I don't think anyone smokes a little crack. I don't think smoking a little crack is. Well, I'll ask my dad. I think he's still. I think he's still on the bender, so we'll see.
- [64:12]
Monet X Change
This is getting real. This is getting to be too much. We gotta go. We gotta go. All right.
- [64:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Bye, everybody.
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Monet X Change
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