Sibling Watchery - Drag Race UK Season 3 - Episode 2

Summary

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Sibling Rivalry: Sibling Watchery - Drag Race UK Season 3, Episode 2

Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: October 4, 2021
Theme: A lively breakdown and roast of Drag Race UK S3E2, with Bob and Monét's classic chemistry, covering the episode’s drama, challenge, runways, and more.

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Episode Overview

Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change return for another razor-sharp, hilarious installment of "Sibling Watchery," reviewing Drag Race UK Season 3, Episode 2. From backstage gossip and group challenge drama to detailed, comedic runway appraisals, the duo give fans the inside scoop (and plenty of shade) on the queens, their choices, and all the week's drama.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Opening Banter & Listener Feedback

• Packing Mishaps and Humbling Drag Moments

  • Monét recounts forgetting her clothes on a UK trip and sending the assistant Jamie to Primark, sparking Bob’s hilarious reminders.
  • “You made me literally ask and beg. And you said, say please. You said, get on your knees and then beg, and maybe I'll let you borrow some tights.” —Monét (03:01)

• Charades Debate & Being "Mean" on Sibling Watchery

  • Bob admits to being hard on Thorgy but stands by her approach:
    • “To all of y'all, I meant what the fuck I said, fuck that bitch. Okay? And I'mma double down on it this week again.” —Bob (04:16)

• Weed on YouTube & Demonitization Woes

  • Monét explains: “YouTube does demonetize people for smoking weed … I support smoking. But what I do not support is having the YouTube page that I have worked hard to build.” (05:18)

Drag Race UK Episode Discussion

Names & First Impressions (08:13)

• The queens mull over the ever-complicated Drag Race UK contestant names ("Victoria Scone, Veronica Green, Crystal Versace, Vanity Milan, etc.”)
• Monét ponders slippery dance floors and injured knees, referencing the show's infamous runway slides:
  • “Any girls with Drag Race don't slide. It is not working. Stage. Y'all leave that slide shit to smooth marble floors.” —Monét (09:29)

Ru-Pa-Market Suite Mini-Challenge (09:45)

• Bob and Monét roast RuPaul’s branding puns and the tone of the mini-challenge.
• Crystal Versace’s sharp reads draw fire:
  • “Mary, this is not the reading challenge … she's like, I'm gonna give you this cause you a fat lesbian bitch.” —Monét (10:54)
• Both hosts note how Crystal's delivery veered into mean rather than shady, underlining the difference between drag "shade" and personal attacks.
  • “With younger queens, they think participating in drag culture means being mean and nasty and shady, but it’s … not fun shade.” —Bob (11:41)

Peloton "Draggaton" Main Challenge (18:08)

• The challenge riffs on fitness infomercials and group choreography reminiscent of US Season 3's fitness challenge.
• Backstage: Choriza is hilariously self-aware and open, to both queens' delight:
  • “Choriza is a horny ass drag queen. I'm like, girl, her husband is, like, 18,000 miles away in Spain.” —Monét (16:53)
• The importance of faking it til you make it, especially in group challenges: “On Drag Race bitch, fake it till you make it. Like, don’t say you can’t do anything.” —Bob (16:30)

Leadership & Rehearsal Drama (17:51)

• The hosts discuss whether a group leader is crucial during challenges—citing Bob’s leadership in S8 as an example.
• Editing manipulates tension. Bob and Monét agree Crystal and Scarlett weren’t struggling as much as the show made it seem.
• Crystal’s performance surprises Bob after last week's skepticism.

The “Mirror Moment”: Addressing Fatphobia & Drag Community Issues (21:57)

• Victoria Scone addresses Crystal’s comment. Crystal immediately apologizes:
  • “Don’t even finish. You’re right. I’m wrong. I'm sorry. I have no excuse. My bad.” —Crystal (22:03)
• The conversation grows into a candid group discussion about body image, colorism, and eating disorders; Bob and Monét commend this healing, on-air resolution.
  • “I really liked that they had this moment on camera ... it can be healing, and everyone can walk away feeling good about themselves.” —Bob (22:11)

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Runway Run-Through: "Red Carpet Showstopper"

Standout Looks & Review Highlights

• Theresa May

  • Bob: “I liked the dress. I did not love the silver catsuit underneath. The silver catsuit kind of threw me off though.” (26:52)

• Electrofence

  • “She looks crazy. She walked out and I said, girl, what is this?” —Bob (29:39)
  • “If I saw this at the red carpet, I’d be like, what in the early 2000s, MTV Awards is going on here?” —Monét (29:45)

• Vanity Milan

  • “The shape is not quite a body ... It looks like a upside down butt plug.” —Monét (31:27)

• Kitty Scott-Claus

  • Unanimous praise: “She looks amazing … how much nicer her proportions look when she's not wearing those massive shoulder pads.” —Monét (33:17)
  • “Kitty looked gorgeous … she should have won, in my opinion. I think she did a great job this week.” —Bob (34:59)

• Crystal Versace

  • “Crystal Versace has a very small head. And I could not see it until Kitty said…” —Monét (35:14)
  • “She’s a tiny, tiny, tiny person out of drag. So she has on these huge hip pads ... The proportions to her head are just wild.” —Bob (35:24)
  • The look is simple but elevated: “This outfit is ... a leotard with a skirt on it, but for some reason, I don’t know, it just felt more expensive than that.” —Bob (36:22)

• River Medway

  • Both hosts are wowed: “This is probably my favorite look of the evening. Like, it looks really fucking good. Like, she better.” —Monét (39:00)

• Veronica Green

  • “I don't like this hair. I don't like the color on her. I don't like her makeup. I don't understand what's going on.” —Monét (40:13)
  • “This picture and the way she was standing on stage. She looks like a crazy person that got out of an institution.” —Bob (39:50)

• Charity Case

  • “She’s quirky. But you know what? She doesn't say it, which is nice.” —Bob (43:05)
  • Kooky, art-heavy drag; not always describable, but respected.

• Ella Vaday

  • “Once you wear a huge necklace, it just looks like you’re wearing a neck brace at a certain point … the necklace covers literally every part of her neck.” —Monét (44:07, 45:59)

• Scarlett Harlot & Victoria Scone

  • Scarlett: “She just looks like an old lady here. Maybe it’s the makeup … not giving me the ooh, ah, ah sensation.” —Bob (46:52)
  • Victoria: “Three great looks in Episode one... elevated. This is, I'm not obsessed with this, with the silhouette.” —Monét (48:07)

Notable Runway Timestamps:

• Theresa May – 25:56
• Electrofence – 29:13
• Vanity Milan – 30:14
• Kitty Scott-Claus – 33:14
• Crystal Versace – 34:59
• River Medway – 38:01
• Veronica Green – 39:50
• Charity Case – 42:22
• Ella Vaday – 44:07
• Scarlett Harlot – 46:21
• Victoria Scone – 47:52

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Top Looks & Queen Standouts

• Favorites of the Week

  • “My favorite look of the week was River Medway. Like, river just looks so good.” —Monét (51:56)
  • “My favorite look is a tie between River and Kitty Scott-Claus. … I'm going for Kitty Scott-Clause.” —Bob (52:12)

• Weakest Look

  • “Electrofence. Trash. Trash.” —Bob (52:53)

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Challenge & Elimination

• Challenge Winners & Judges’ Choices

  • Bob & Monét both felt Kitty Scott-Claus should have won, but Crystal Versace was awarded for a second week in a row, prompting speculation about producer machinations.
    • “I would have put her in the top, but I wouldn't have given her the win.” —Monét (53:02)
  • “They're setting her up to really knock her down.” —Monét (53:34)

• Lip Sync: Vanity Milan vs. Electrofence

  • "As soon as they started lip syncing ... it's a wrap for Electrofence. Even though I knew Electrofence [was] one of those folks who does splits and dips, but in really weird places.” —Monét (55:10)
  • Bob marvels at Electrofence’s physicality: “Is this bitch's body made out of adamantium?” (55:49)

• Exit & Final Message

  • Both hosts agree Electrofence’s high-energy breakdancing was memorable, but it was her time.
  • On her departing speech:
    • “It was great. It was a great message, it just felt … like she was in the thing. She was like, I know I'm going home, so let me prepare my speech.” —Bob (58:24)

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Other Memorable Moments & Quotes

• “Kitty looks my favorite queen.” —Bob (33:14)
• “Michelle [Visage], be like: There was a thread at the bottom of your outfit, and this is Drag Race.” —Monét (34:31)
• Bob and Monét’s side digressions on postcodes, social security numbers, and tips for document security add their trademark personal flair and banter. (59:02–61:08)

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Final Thoughts

The episode delivers what Sibling Watchery fans crave: no-holds-barred laughs, sharp drag insight, and honest-but-loving critiques. Bob and Monét break down Drag Race UK’s drama and artistry with wit, warmth, and deep knowledge both as fans and alumni.

Notable Sections:

• Charades Debate & Mean Feedback (03:10–05:00)
• RuPa-Market Suite Mini-Challenge Reads (09:45–12:19)
• Crystal “fat joke” fallout and healing (21:57–23:12)
• Runway analyses and roast (25:56–52:53)
• Lip Sync and Elimination recap (53:23–58:44)

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For full laughs, references, and inside jokes, catch the unedited version on Patreon.

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Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

and I'm Monet X Change. And this is simply rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

You ever started packing and then like in the middle of your packing, you just walk right out the front door like you I one time. Oh, it was. Bitch, it was when you and I were in the UK together. I packed all this stuff, my bag full of like day clothes and then I walked right out the front door. You remember I had to go to Primark and buy all my clothes at Primark. So I was wearing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no, no, no. You sent Jamie to Primark. Cause Bob is like, I'm too good. I'm not going to the Primark. You said Jamie the assistant.

[Monet X Change]

I was at work. I wasn't. I wasn't sitting back eating bangers and mash and fucking sausage pasties. I was getting ready and begging you for tights. Having to literally beg you to give me tights. Having to humble myself before you. You made me literally ask and beg. And you said, say please. You said, get on your knees and then beg, and maybe I'll let you borrow some tights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And no, I said, get on your knees, nigger. That's what I said. Those are my words, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I was gonna say that, but you beat me, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, Bob, I'm very excited to discuss episode two of Drag Race uk and a few things before we start. Number one, do you want to admit your faults in the charades debate? Because everyone was like, bob is wrong. Monet is fully correct. Literally everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I want to say out loud that there was someone. I will say this. There was an overwhelming number of people who were agreeing with you. There was one person who saw what I was seeing, and they were like. There was a whole thing on the podcast. Several times on what's the t? Where. Where RuPaul would play shrimp. I listened to Ru's podcast back and was happening. And they were like, oh, this is how it works. So all I'm saying is there was some evidence. The question, will you admit that you did indeed say that that was your favorite wig? Own one of your favorite wigs you own.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're right. You know what? I admit? I acknowledge that I did say that. But that sibling rivalry. This is watcher, Reb. So let's keep to one podcast. You know what? I' also another thing, another note I have. Ooh. Cause bitch, she came locked and loaded. She got her notes today for you. Oh, no, not for you. For everyone last week who's saying that I came in really hot, that I came in, like, really mean a Thorgy, I want to say to all of y', all, I meant. What the fuck? I said, fuck that bitch. Okay? And I'mma double down on it this week again. And what? And also, people being like, y' all realize Bob and I did watch Read together first, and then I took a little vacation this summer, and then Bob was. Bob had to deal with Thorgy and her drunkeness and which Bob, people are coming for you. They're like, why is Bob so mean at Monat smoking weed where he never came for Thorgy being drunk every episode.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I'm gonna say it again. And anyone who knows this knows better. If you smoke marijuana on your YouTube page, they can demonetize you. They do not demonetize. They do not demonetize.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jeffrey Sardova got demonetized.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know that. That's an assumption you're making.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He had ads on his video. He was smoking on his videos.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know which videos of his were demonetized? You are assuming, and I'm telling you right now, YouTube does demonetize people for smoking weed on the channels. So I don't give a fuck if you smoke weed. Smoke until you can't even think straight. Smoke until you can't remember whether or not you said that wig is one of your favorite wigs you own 10 seconds after you said it. I don't give a fuck. I support smoking. But what I do not support is having the YouTube page that I have worked hard to build.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is not Bob the Drag Queen purse first. This is stealing rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

We. We. We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We.

[Monet X Change]

We. I didn't say you haven't worked hard. I said I worked hard. You. You can say you work hard, too. I'm talking about me and my work, honey. So if. So if y' all out there won't let Monet smoke weed on your YouTube page, okay, let Monet go to your page and smoke all and puff, puff, token passing and half baked and all that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love how you become a Gullah. Gullah island character when you're talking about weed.

[Monet X Change]

Let's come and let's play together. Bright sunny weather

[Bob the Drag Queen]

island.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I do not care about when they're smoking weed. I condone it. When they were smoking weed. I was at her house the other day. She smoked weed. I just sat there like a bitch and took it. Breathe. No. Got high by proxy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was going to smoke, and then I literally went on the balcony. I was like, you know what? I have guests. I'm gonna go on the balcony and smoke to be nice.

[Monet X Change]

I was acting up. I left high. I am one day sober.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then also, really quick last thing I want to say. And then Bob came to my house. It was plastique. Bob and I were playing video games, and Bob came and I was like,

[Monet X Change]

bob wrecked you, bitch, and you got wrecked. Are we not gonna. I have video proof when I tell you I will always feel so good. Because y' all can scroll back to the video in the YouTube store when I say you will never beat me. I. I dragged this raggedy West Indian weed smoking bitch across the coast. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, to all the West Indians, I need y' all to go on all the Bob on Bob Drag Bob's pictures and just put palm trees, not snakes. We'll put palm trees on your shit. Every comic will be for palm trees.

[Monet X Change]

Always making fun of me for being country. You always making fun of me for being from the south and being country.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, anyway, we got to start the Show Bob.

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[Monet X Change]

What were you saying? I came to your place and did what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Bob came. It was myself, Plastique, and Bob. And then Bob came, and I was like, where's Jacob?

[Monet X Change]

Wow. It's the camera racer for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, where's Jacob? Why did you not bring Jacob to my house? That was very rude. And we wanted to play with Jacob, too.

[Monet X Change]

It was not rude. Jacob and I spend time apart. The other day, Jacob went and hung out with some friends over in WeHo. I hung out with you, and I wanted to spend some time with the queens. And I don't think that that's weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Oh, just asking.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob's Jacob. Let's get into this episode of Drag Race. Uck. As I call it. Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uck.

[Monet X Change]

When. When she. When Victoria. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Scone.

[Monet X Change]

The name. Veronica Green and Victoria Scone. These names are. Are hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me too. And I can't. With Vanity. Milan and Vanity. Crystal Versace. They're all so crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Crystal Versace. Something about these names. They're something. They kind of. Anyway, last week, when she did that little slide, I was like, something that I remember being like. That slide wasn't smooth. She didn't quite slide. She kind of skipped. I was worried about her knee back then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't think so. But then. But there's something about, like, when you lip sync, you just feel like the desperation. You're like, even though you're in the top, you can't go home. You're like, I'm gonna do whatever I can to do this thing. And I'm like, girl, it is not worth it. Injuring herself, because now she's in danger of going home. You.

[Monet X Change]

When you want it bad and you're there, you will do. But you will launch yourself off a building. You. I get. I slid. I also slid. What you don't realize is you did. Dance floor is not actually smooth. There are tiles, and between each tile, there is, like, a little threshold. Like, a little thing. So I also slid and skipped. Skipped across that motherfucker, too, and got my knees cut up. So like any girls with Drag Race don't slide. It is not working. Stage. Y' all leave that slide shit to smooth marble floors. But, yeah, I also fell victim to the ridges in the stage on RuPaul's Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think that was the only interesting thing in the fallout. The rest of the fallout was pretty boring, in my opinion. Like, not boring. There's nothing, like, crazy happened.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it got spicy when we got to the fucking. The supermarket. The ruper market suite bitch. RuPaul put her name in anything. RuPaul put her name in RuPa Market Sweets. Who's driving a Rooberoo Forester. Guess Ru. It's like Jesus Christ going into day

[Bob the Drag Queen]

one in the first day. Victoria Green, she is really fagging it up in this cold ass workroom. She has on booty shorts. She has on a crop top. She has her belly ring showing. I'm like, damn, girl, it's kind of hot.

[Monet X Change]

The way she dresses doesn't seem to. I would not think, based on her personality, that she would dress. I would assume she would dress like Jackie Cox, but she dresses like Patti. She dressed like Patti. Happy birthday, Patty. By the way, happy birthday to Patty. I know it's not gonna be on

[Bob the Drag Queen]

his birthday, but happy birthday, Patty.

[Monet X Change]

But this bitch dresses like fucking Patti Cash. I was like, what in the East Williamsburg is going on here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's very that. And then Rupert Market Suite happens and things go all the way left. I was sitting there like, okay, Cryst

[Monet X Change]

Versace is acting wild. It's like, Mary, this is not the reading challenge. This is called for. Like, she's like, I'm gonna give you this cause you a fat lesbian bitch. Who else? Veronica Green. Old Dusty about to be dead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

River, you trashy. You trashy as hell with your trashy aesthetic and your trashy outfits.

[Monet X Change]

Your outfits are disgusting. You're poor. I hate poor people. Never be poor near me ever again. You kind of. But whatever. Anyway, I'm like, this is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know it was.

[Monet X Change]

She reminds me one of those folks. This is. You remember I just talked about this on the podcast. Everyone's joking around and everyone like, your hat too small. Monet be like, that's why your mama dead. Dead as hell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say, I think what Crystal's suffering from is a young. You see this a lot with younger queens, right? Like when they want to really participate in drag culture and they think. And they think how you do that. It's just being mean and nasty and shady, but it's not coming off as that. Well, it's coming off mean and nasty, but not fun. Shade. It's just. It just. It's just really down. Like, what. Who is that? Phaedra Onini. Down, low down in the gutter. You, you know, you know the quote. You always say it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Like, yeah, but you got. You call my mama low down in the gutter. But it was just really wild. I was like this. I remember just. I was just minding my own business and I was like, not this Random, completely unnecessary fat joke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was wild.

[Monet X Change]

Just Mary. Like. I'm glad they addressed it later on. We'll get there as we'll go chronologically speaking. But I was like. And I'm actually really glad that Veronica Scone was like. She was not happy. She was not like, she wasn't like, hehehe. She was like, oh, fuck. Victoria Scone. These names, Veronica, Victoria Scone, Vanity Van, Dean, Velocity. Hey, Velociraptor Dupree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just saw Jurassic park for the first time yesterday. It is not a great film. Why does everybody. I mean, okay, okay, it's fine. But everyone acts like Jurassic park is one of the greatest films of all time. It was fine. It was good. It was fine.

[Monet X Change]

So if y' all don't know Vivian, the. Vivian, her, like, when I say her favorite movie is Jurassic park, it's not. It's not just like, I love. She has like Jurassic park tattoos. She buys like Jurassic park themed stuff. She has Jurassic park clothes. If we go anywhere and there's like a Jurassic park thing, it's like, girl, I mean,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every time Crystal comes into a confessional, like her. Her talking head, I'm like, you beat your face like this every single fucking day. How? Bob, she is in a full drag.

[Monet X Change]

Beat, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She is highlighted, contoured, concealed, shimmered brows. I'm like, no, I would not. I would not.

[Monet X Change]

People who wear makeup every. Every single day, they really find time. Like, they just find the time. I remember going to Duane Read and seeing girls in full drag. I'd be like, you're in full drag on the third shift at Duane Read. Listen, Duane Reads is like a Walgreens or a CVS or a Tesco's almost. Or a Boots. What's Boots?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Boots is like Walgreens CVS over in the uk Or Supertrug.

[Monet X Change]

I said Tesco's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tesco's, yeah. Kind of. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. They have more food, so now they separate the. So they separate the groups into 3.

[Monet X Change]

4. 4.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

3.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Which honestly, in. In big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In.

[Monet X Change]

In like big groups. I would rather be in the group with three than being the group with four.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would agree.

[Monet X Change]

Personally, I would agree. Like, it's too many. Too many cooks in the kitchen. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

The saying should be too many chefs. Like, there are a lot of places they can work with lots of cooks, but it's about who's in charge. So the saying, oh, my gosh, Bob. Chefs in the kitchen. But anyway, yes, Bob, that was. That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's A very good assessment of a very old saying.

[Monet X Change]

This is from my years of working as a cook and with cooks in the kitchen. You know, I used to be a cook at Applebee's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you were. You are a cook.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I was a prep cook at Applebee's, and I was an exporter at. What is a prep cook at Applebee's? Prep cook means. So, I mean, we're exposing Applebee's. You come in in the morning, and you basically cook everything that's not protein. You cook it beforehand. So all the sides, the mashed potatoes, the rice, everything is cooked in the morning. And then you heat it up, and then they cook the actual meats right there. So the meats are fresh? Well, I mean, back when I was working there, they were frozen, but when I worked at Ruby Tuesday, Ruby Tuesday never, ever, ever freezes their meat anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Monet X Change]

But, yeah, Ruby Tuesday never freeze their meat. It's always. It's never frozen. But Applebee's will put a fucking hockey puck, a frozen. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hockey puck. But they cook those fresh, and you make the mashed potatoes and the greens and stuff in the morning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. So they break down the groups, and Theresa's group, she's like, listen, guys, I think we're gonna be great. She's like, I don't dance. I can't get physical. I have really bad coordination. But I think we're really gonna do a really good job in this challenge. I was like, girl, do you not say that to your group?

[Monet X Change]

She said, I don't cook. I don't clean. But let me show you how we're gonna win this week's challenge. God, with me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Swallow me.

[Monet X Change]

Drip down the side of me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, choriza, keep that information to yourself. What I learned on Drag Race, bitch, fake it till you make it. Like, don't say you can't do anything. Just go. Just be like, I feel great and go in and let the chips fall where they may. Like, what does it serve you to tell everyone that you can't do anything?

[Monet X Change]

But I will say this. Sharisa is. I did not from Meet the Queens. I did not think I would like her this much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love her.

[Monet X Change]

She is so funny, and she is horny. Like, Theresa is a horny ass drag queen. I'm like, girl, her husband is, like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

18,000 miles away in Spain. She's over there beating her meat. Girl, with nothing. She can't do nothing.

[Monet X Change]

Beating her. Theresa, she said, I'm gonna ride. She said, I'm gonna grab onto this bike like it's the biggest, juiciest dick, and I'm gonna ride this motherfucker. I'm a spit in your mouth. I'm gonna show them these walls where.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Very bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That same energy. That same energy.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just, like, living for her. I'm just. I just think she's a really. I don't know. I. I just like this queen a lot. What do you think of this challenge?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love this challenge. I would love to do a challenge. You know, I love. I, I, I. I love doing classes at the gym. Like, I love. Like this.

[Monet X Change]

Before. Before we get into. We should actually talk about. Because we're trying to go chronologically now. They're doing their makeup, and then v. Victoria scone is like, I want to talk about you calling me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait. Sorry, sorry. Really quick. Before that. Do you think that it's important to have a group leader in challenges like this? Because you were. You were the group leader for your season eight. One quite clearly for the.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. We just wrap it down. So this. So this week challenge, it is a play. It's a peloton spoof. They're doing dragaton. So this is a peloton spoof where they all get together and they're all drag queen fitness instructors. It's kind of like they did on season three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

The workout one. But this one is specifically based on peloton.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Peloton, Draggaton.

[Monet X Change]

But, yeah. So, I mean, this actually kind of. It's a fun challenge. The rehearsals are. Let's talk about the rehearsal before we get to the makeup moment. So it seems like I think sometime the editing kind of really, like, is really leaning into who's struggling. And sometimes it's like, I don't think he's struggling that much because I don't. They're making it seem like Crystal Versace is over here, not being able to do one thing over the next one. Same with. Who's the one. The one that looks like blue hydrangea this season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Scarlet harlot.

[Monet X Change]

Scarlett Harlow. They were like. They were like, what's the name? Ella. Vada said she's putting one left foot in front of the other left foot. And then I watched it, I was like, they're really not doing that bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but I think. I mean, someone has to be. For the. In the parameters of the show, someone has to be doing really well and really bad. And I knew from the beginning. Okay. I did not know from the Beginning. But I felt in my spirit that Crystal was gonna do well. And I think Crystal. We'll get there later. But Crystal showed you up. Cause last week, you said she would not be funny at all. I just don't see her being funny. And she came this week and was like, really? Bob the Drag Queen Shablam.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I don't think she was that funny. Like, she's not gonna win a fucking Peabody Award in humor for her work on this episode. I think she was decently fine. You act like she came in and fucking pulled, you know, the humor of the season. She was literally perfectly fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's still early anyway, but how do you think you'll do it in a challenge like this?

[Monet X Change]

I would do well. I mean, I like fitness. Well, actually, that's not true. I do fitness. I don't particularly love it, but I do it. And I've worked out a lot in my life. I work out, like, three, four times a week right now, and there's humor involved, so I think I would do pretty well. How about you? You should do your I Feel Skinny series.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I have my I Feel Skinny series where I would work out in full drag. Bitch, I did Bikram yoga. That's hot yoga and full Drag. I did 305 Fitness. I did all these things, which are on my YouTube channel if y' all want to check it out. And I think I would have fun doing this. But here's the thing with challenges like this on Drag race, though, like, 50% is knowing the choreo and, like, nailing that. But the other 50%, like Ru says, every fucking season, every episode, make me laugh. Like, the judges want to laugh. So even if you're not the best dancer, even if you don't nail all the steps, if you can make the judges laugh, bitch, you're gold. You're good.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I agree. Which is why I think that. Oh, my God, I'm so bad with the names this season. I'm normally so good with names. Kitty's got Claus, I think, did such a good job on this episode because she was so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. Okay. My two favorite queens this season are Kitty Scott Claus, and Theresa. First. I don't know what it is. I'm kind of obsessed with Kitty Scott Claus. I love her Talking heads. I love her.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. And, I mean, we'll get to the. Let's talk about the runways in a second. But I'm so glad that she. I haven't seen the shoulder pads episode. Those shoulder pads were really bumming me. Out. So let's go to the mirror moments, the makeup moment. So let's sit at the mirror. And then Victoria Scone. Victoria Scone is like, I want to talk about our little moment. And Victoria Scone said, and now back to that bitch that had a lot to say about me the other day. Crystal. What's good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, she.

[Monet X Change]

And Crystal was immediately like, you know what? Don't even finish you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right.

[Monet X Change]

I'm wrong. I'm sorry. I have no excuse. My bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Absolutely. It was. Wait, are you frozen? Is Rob frozen? Okay, yeah, I agree. I wrote down. I was really happy that they did this moment on camera. And, like, for. Because had they not had this moment, who knows what it would have exploded into online with fans saying, we fucking hate Crystal. She's fat phobic. She's the dumbest piece of shit. I'm happy that they had, like, a real moment on TV and show that people can have. You can say something that offends someone, but you can have a healthy conversation and be fruitful, and it can be healing, and everyone can walk away feeling good about themselves. So I really like that they had this moment on camera.

[Monet X Change]

And it really launched into this greater conversation that everyone in the room had about their bodies. And then we. We were able to talk about colorism, and we were able to talk about, like, so many things and eating disorders. And I was like, you know what? Honestly, work. And I love. At the end, when Victoria said. And it all came from Crystal calling me fat. That shit. That shit. I was like, she is not gonna let this bitch live this down. I love. I love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, I know, I know. And I haven't. I haven't looked online, but I haven't. And again, I think the reason why we haven't heard about it online a lot. So much. Cause people saw them heal on camera. So I really liked that it didn't escalate into something bigger and nasty and terrible. So it was great. Shall we get into the runways?

[Monet X Change]

We haven't talked about the challenge. We talked about the rehearsal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, the challenge. Sorry, the challenge. Yes. What am I doing?

[Monet X Change]

Who do you think was kind of like, Mary, you struggling?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. The last group struggled the most and for two reasons. One, they didn't have a lot. Like, the other groups had great lines and dialogue that helped sold the story. This group, they said, like, one thing at the beginning, and then that was it. And then also Victoria Sco. And I get that her knee is fucked up and whatever, so she did her thing sitting down. I think that kind of fucked them up a little bit. But also, if you are at a disadvantage because of your knee, then that's why it is more reason to add dialogue and to be funnier to make your character bigger and fiercer.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it also. There's just. Also just seemed shorter. And my only thing I was like. I was like, listen, I underst. This is not a read to Ms. Scone. Let it be known I am not reading. But if I knew that I couldn't wear heels, I'd be like, I need someone from production to go buy me a cute shoe, because I'm not gonna come out here in a. In a sneaker and, like, in a pair of new Balances and be like, it is what it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, agreed. Agreed. Which. Which team do you think was the best?

[Monet X Change]

Definitely the ride or dies. The bike. I love the. Oh, actually, no, the ball. What's the bouncy ball team called?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Ball Busters. Ball Busters.

[Monet X Change]

Ball Busters. Yeah. The Ball Busters were really, really phenomenal. I mean, they just killed it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were really great.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All of them.

[Monet X Change]

There was nothing to complain about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They all nailed the choreo. And I love that each of the characters felt fully realized and fully developed, and they all, like, were their characters the entire time. And I just. I thought. I really wanted. I really liked Kitty Scott Claus. I thought her characters were so fucking funny. I loved everything she did. I really thought she was gonna win. I really thought she was gonna win.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, who won again?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crystal Versace, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that's right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, your arch nemesis.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, joking. Last week you said it was Veronica Green. Now this week is Crystal. Who is. Who's giving our arch nemesis? I. I would have given it to Kitty Scott Claus, too. I also just really loved. I guess we should go into the looks, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Let's go into the looks, Gary. So this week, the Runway category was Red carpet Showstopper. Red carpet Showstopper work.

[Monet X Change]

So Theresa May. I love that Theresa May does this graphic pop art drag. I really think that her style is really unique. I think she's a really fierce queen. I like her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like Theresa Mays, too. Her outfit, so she has. It's like. It's like a silver one arm, one leg catsuit under. And on top of it is this teal gown with polka dots. And she has this coiffed hair, but on top. But the hair. There's, like, another piece of hair on top that's making this. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I thought it was a fascinator. Is that made of hair or is it a fascinator?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's made of hair. She made sure that she said it was made of hair.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And it looks like some sort of a graphic design. She probably. I mean, I think she's some sort of a graphic designer or artist or illustrator or something because she does a lot of really cool drawings and sculptures and stuff in her drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't love her makeup, but and I liked the dress. I did not love the silver catsuit underneath. I was like, the silver catsuit underneath was not my favorite. I think it would have been sexy, maybe nude illusion or something else. But it was fine. It was a good look. The silver catsuit kind of threw me off though.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't hate it.

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[Monet X Change]

Let's talk about Electrofence you know, I gotta say, I really think electrofence is. I think she's. I think she's kind of out of her league at this point. And I think that this. She's wearing like a. It's like a tracksuit or a tracky if you're from the uk, But a gown. And it. But it's like a sparkly fabric and with. With. With a. With a. With like a high bob, like a. Like a little short.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks crazy. She walked out and I said, girl, what is this?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's not great. I cannot in good faith say that she looks great. And if I saw this at the red carpet, I'd be like, what, in the early 2000s, MTV Awards is going on here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she's giving me pink. She gave me pink when pink was making that transition from R and B to, like, rock or pop. This is pink circa 2002.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. When you remember when pink used to be black there. You bitch. Look at. Just because I let you go. And then she turned to light pink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch. Black. Black as hell. I remember when pink was black as

[Monet X Change]

hell with a little short hair. I was like, oh. Anyway, so let's go into vanity Milan. This actually reminds me of an outfit that Kim wore on our red carpet episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kimberly Chi.

[Monet X Change]

Kimberly Chi. On our red carpet Ready episode. It was episode two. Kim Chi wore a dress that looks almost exactly like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember that.

[Monet X Change]

It does look. It looks good. It doesn't. There's. You know what I think is stopping you from looking elevated to me? The fact that the. If the. If the flowers were, like, dispersed instead of having, like, a hard line, if the flower is more, like, dispersed and trickled out in from this little shape in the middle. I also don't understand the shape in the middle. It's not quite the shape of a body. I'm not sure what the shape is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she was. I think they were trying to use a flower. So, guys, she's in this. In this pink mesh, see through fabric, and it's embellished with these flowers. A bunch of them at the bottom. Then they start to disperse. But in the middle, the pink flowers are. I think she's trying to silhouette, like, titties, like trying to silhouette the body with the flowers to make it look.

[Monet X Change]

But it's like a weird shape. The shape is not quite a body. It's like. It looks like a upside down butt plug.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Am I wrong, or does it look like a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But for sibling rivalry and sipping washer Bob, can I Tell them that the idea that Jay said we should do. And people can sound off below if they think they should do.

[Monet X Change]

Before you do, did you see Kim's dress? And you see how similar they were?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where did Jacob send it?

[Monet X Change]

Jacob put it on the screen. You have to go back to Riverside to see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's pretty much, whoa. He is just like a darker color, but with.

[Monet X Change]

And with a cape.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And with a cape. Yeah. Yeah. She has the cape on too, which I did love the cape. I think she looks very romantic and very beautiful. I agree with Michelle. The hair could have been bigger to make it look, you know, give her more.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, this outfit is fine. I don't think it's. I wouldn't wear this outfit. And there's something about it I just don't like. I like the idea. I like the concept. I do not like the execution.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I would agree. I would agree with that.

[Monet X Change]

So, yeah. Did you tell everyone the idea that Jay had?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So our video editor.

[Monet X Change]

We should introduce everyone to Jay Defeo one day. One day we should, like. Cause everyone knows Jacob, but no one knows Jay Defeo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we should bring Jay on at some point. But Jay was like, he's like, I have an idea for you and Bob. I was like, what? He's like, do you know those remote butt plugs that you can put it in you and then someone else can control it and vibrate anytime? He's like, you and Bob should put them in for an episode of S. Rivalry. And Bob, I, I, I called on, told the idea. Bob could not stop laughing.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, it, it is, it is interesting, and it is certainly out of the box for me, but, you know, I'll do a lot to make great content for our. For our. For our patrons. How about that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, work. Kitty looks my favorite queen.

[Monet X Change]

Good. This, like, she looks amazing. And it's interesting how, like, how much nicer her proportions look when she's not wearing those massive shoulder pads.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think she looks great. I think she looks beautiful. I didn't even know the thing that Michelle said. So she's wearing this pink Marilyn slash who? Somebody. It was just on my tongue.

[Monet X Change]

It's very Diamonds are. It's very Marilyn Monroe and Diamonds are a Girl's best friend. It's Marilyn Monroe and gentlemen prefer blondes when she wears the pink outfit. And also there have been a lot of noises. Madonna did a nod to this. I mean, Lady Gaga's done a nod to this. Megan exchange.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How you gonna leave Shea Coulee out.

[Monet X Change]

You didn't let me get there. How you gonna leave Peppermint out? How you leave Peppermint out?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's at the peppermint? Shea.

[Monet X Change]

But yeah, it's really interesting how. I don't know, she just looks really great and. Yeah, you're right. Michelle, be. Michelle, be like this. Michelle, be like. You did have one. One weird looking bobby pin sticking out the back of your. I saw that bobby pin. So you're. You're garbage and you deserve to go home. This week you had one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw.

[Monet X Change]

You know what? There was a thread at the bottom of your outfit, and this is Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mom, I cannot sit down. I'm fucking dead.

[Monet X Change]

This is the Olympics of drag. Michelle, please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. I think Kitty looked gorgeous. I think she was pretty. Yes, the hair could have been bigger, but I think with everything that she did with the challenge and the Runway, she was 1000% a top contender and she should have won, in my opinion. I think she did a great job this week.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. Okay, let's move on to Krista Versace. Ok. Until Kitty's got claws mentioned it, it never occurred to me. Krystal Versace has a very small head. And I could not see it until Kitty said. I was like. And then when she came out, because.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Veronica. Veronica said it. Veronica. Veronica said it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, is it Veronica? Yeah, she came out with these boobs. I was like, damn, this head is like. It's like a pin. Her head? I guess.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I guess. Oh, my God. Yeah. But also. But, you know, she said that she loves curvy women and that's what she admired. So she. She. She obviously wears very. She's a. She's a tiny, tiny, tiny person out of drag. So she has on these huge hip pads, these huge, like, fucking triple triple D breasts. And it just. The proportions to her head are just wild. Her head is very small.

[Monet X Change]

It doesn't. So in having a big head, I like. So sometimes in photos, if you all see the picture of me in that yellow gown that Diego Montoya made me, I actually asked Jake to make my head a little bigger. When your head's a little bigger, it just looks. Looks better to me. Not huge, not like a bobble head, but having like, a slightly big head, it kind of makes everything look like teeny weeny. I don't know what it is, but her head, outside of that, this outfit, I mean, this outfit is. She looks good. I mean, this is a leotard with a. With a skirt on it, but for

[Bob the Drag Queen]

some reason, I don't know. I think with the hair and the red lip and how she sold it, it just felt more expensive than that. It felt really luxe. And also her fabric choices, too. I think mixing it with that velvet or velveteen, actually, it just felt very. It just felt expensive. And that made it, like, really fierce to me.

[Monet X Change]

But the question is, do you think. And walk with me on this road here. Do you think that sometimes really skinny people just look better in clothes because they're skinny? And our brains are programmed to think they look nicer because they're really skinny? Because this is. This is a leotard with a. With a cape with a skirt on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I won't say that. I think Eureka. I think Eureka. Eureka o' Hara is a prime example. Eureka o'. Hara. Sometimes she wears things that are very simple, but because Eureka is so polished in the way she puts her drag together and how stuff is made for her, it looks expensive, and she looks really good. Whereas you have Ginger Minj. No change.

[Monet X Change]

Exclusively. I didn't say exclusively skinny queens, but I think that Skinny Queens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that Ginger Minj and Jacob looked up like, Ginger Minj does wear some stuff that's not great, and it doesn't look the best. So when she puts it on, you're like, ooh, girl. But you're. I think, oh, my God, I love Ginger. Mitch, Ginger Minx is one of the funniest bitches in the business. She funnier than you. I'm kidding.

[Monet X Change]

But how do you feel about her clothes? But I think. Yeah, so it's like, what color is this? Like, black or gunmetal gray or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like. It's like emerald green.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, listen. Monet will describe all the colors. I'm not describing any colors at any point during this whole thing. Never again. I'll describe another color.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you know Crystal Versace is black, right? Is that.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway. Anyway, let's move on to River Medway, who, by the way, like, for being called the cheap queen before she stepped it turned it out. She's so good. Discount who, bitch? Discount who, honey? Who's on a discount, Honey?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The gown, the hair. I love the hair. The hair was so fun and flirty. So she's wearing this purple charmeuse with, like, some other. I don't know what the other thing is. Was it roses? Let me try to zoom in a little bit, but I just think she.

[Monet X Change]

It looks like there's, like, ruffles or something. And what's going on is, like. So it is a leotard but then it has this, like, piece that goes over one titty clasp on the side, goes down to the bottom like a gown, which is so cute. It's beautiful. She kind of looks a little like Courtney. Act in this a little bit. Am I crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, you're crazy. Courtney, act.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe she just has blonde hair. And I'm just seeing a tiny person with blonde hair. And I'm like, courtney. But yeah, she looks really. This is probably my favorite look of the evening. Like, it looks really fucking good. Like, she better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the hair. The hair is so good. I love the hair. She just looks so great. And she's so sweet. And you can tell she really wanted to, like, step up. Because after Crystal said that she was the trashiest bitch in the uk, she, like, came out in this beautiful look and this beautiful hair. I just felt so happy for her. Cause she looks.

[Monet X Change]

Crystal was like, bitch, it looked like someone who pulled you out of the fucking river Medway, you raggedy cheap bitch. Let's go on to Veronica Green. Okay, Monet, I have to ask a question, girl. Am I crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, this picture and the way she was standing on stage. She looks like a crazy person that got out of an institution.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, the question is, am I crazy or are they crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think they're crazy. Cause I'm on the same page with you, bitch. I didn't get it. I didn't get it.

[Monet X Change]

I don't like this hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hated this.

[Monet X Change]

I don't like the color on her. I don't like her makeup. I don't understand what's going on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the lipstick. Michelle was like, you know, I love when a girl makes a bold lip choice. I was like, what about a wrong lip choice? Do you like that too, Michelle? Because this does not look good. I was like, what is going on? I did not get it. I did not like it. The hair made her having that brown lip and the brown hair, it just made. It just brought everything down. And then again, we've seen the silhouette of this dress and no shade. But Jada Balenciaga did it three seasons ago, and she did it way better. You know what I mean? So. And the same color. If you're gonna wear the same silhouette, someone did at least do a different color. Bitch, give us neon future pink or something. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, this is an interesting. Her legs look great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yes, they do.

[Monet X Change]

Her legs look really great. So to describe it, what she's wearing is a dress that comes right above the boobs, and there's a Gold belt. Monet Gold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, gold belt.

[Monet X Change]

And then it looks like a tutu dress, but there's a train in the back and it has tiers. It's all tulle. The entire skirt of the dress is in tulle. And then there's these.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's lined, so that's nice. It's also lined, which is good.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's what we expect on Drag Race. Your clothes should be finished on Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then also for those who still can't get it, it's basically.

[Monet X Change]

It should be a him everywhere. Everywhere you look, there should be him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To y' all who don't, who can't, who are not watching, it's literally Jaida Essences hall, her yellow frilly tool dress from season 11. I mean, season 12. That's what she's wearing.

[Monet X Change]

Also, if you're not watching, you need to join. Go to the YouTube. It's literally just, literally just go to the YouTube. It's free. Like, this is. We. We released. We released the watch, Reese. For, for, for, for, for free for y' all to watch. Yeah, I love Charity Case. This is a great queen. I'm calling the top two are going to be Victoria Scone and Charity Case. I'm calling it top three. Victoria Scone, Charity Case, and. And who's my arch nemesis, Crystal Versace. They're going to be up there together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like Skitty Sky Kitty Scott Claus might make a there a little bit.

[Monet X Change]

I think Kitty's getting the Latrice, the Cracker, the Monet, the Alyssa. Like, like past Midway, you know, but not all the way. That's what I see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But not past Midway. But not in the river.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly. Got it. So Charity Case is wearing. It looks like she's like a twenties flapper with a. I would say this. When Charity Case gets dressed, there is a. There's a lot going. I don't even have the ability to describe everything I'm looking at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, so I don't get the koi fish. Is she a Pisces or something?

[Monet X Change]

No, I think she's one of those folks who just makes kooky choices and is like, woo, right? That's me. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the quirky girl. She's quirky.

[Monet X Change]

But you know what? She doesn't say it, which is nice. And I hear her be like, I'm so kooky. Like, she's not doing that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, for sure. And she looks gorgeous.

[Monet X Change]

But I mean, she looks. She looks good. I mean, the lip is a little wild, but she looks good. Though I thought the girls who do, like, kooky, crazy makeup, whenever they do, like, glam, they always do a crazy lip. Have you noticed this? Like, who, Like, Thorgy or back when Marty. Back when Marty Go Cummings used to do, like, do her glam. It is. Have you not noticed that at all? Like, or, like, even, like Nina Bonina Brown or like the girls who do, like, wacky stuff whenever they do, like, their glam moment, they just do the crystal method. They just do, like, everything is, like, standard and then just the wackiest lip you've ever seen in your life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shall we move on to Ms. Ella Ella Vadae?

[Monet X Change]

Ella Vadae. Her body looks banging. She looks absolutely stunning from the top of her. I don't love the humongous necklace because once you wear a huge necklace, it just looks like you're wearing a neck brace at a certain point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, because she's doing it to hide her titty bib.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but they have smaller necklaces that you can hide a titty bib with. And they also have the ones that go up to, like, here, like Christopher, who wear the titty bibs in it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, But I'm here. Well, I remember when they first came on the market, I didn't get it. I was like, wait, where is the titty bib line? And then I found out that they make them to come up to, like, under your chin. I was like, whoa, game changer.

[Monet X Change]

I'm about to get me a full body one. Like, I'm about to get, I mean, down to my fucking ankles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow, that's gonna be so hot. That didn't even sound great. That sounds crazy, but I'm going to be.

[Monet X Change]

When I come out in a bikini, I'm gonna tell them, make mine with an ass crack, honey. I want the thong in the ass, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Not saying you want a fucking body by Monet. You want a big old Monet ass bob.

[Monet X Change]

What color is this? It's like a orangey yellow. What is this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like a pastel sherberty orange.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, you're the color expert. You went to visual arts school. I mean, so she's wearing a gown. Imagine a mermaid gown that goes. That has like a bit of a sweetheart shape but a deep V in it. And then on the back, there is a train attached to the back of the gown. She's wearing brown hair that is kind of like Marcel. Auburn. Is it auburn? Oh, like a brownish red hair that's kind of like wavy from side to side. And I mean, When I went into a. A neck brace of a necklace, I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

mean, oh, my God. It's not that. It's not that serious, Bob. Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

Money. This necklace goes literally. It covers literally every part of her neck. You literally can't see any of her neck. And I'm not exaggerating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're so ridiculous. And also, what I didn't like was, how you gonna have a titty bib on. You can see the titty bib out the sides. Like, girl. We can see the titty bib.

[Monet X Change]

Drag her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drag her.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go into Scarlett Harlot. Girl who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, Girl.

[Monet X Change]

Scarlet Harlot. What color is this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is like a red. Like, a crimson.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. She has red hair. I mean, her makeup looks good. And this is a big necklace I can get behind. Cause you can still see her neck. It's, like, big on her decolletage. It's big on her collarbones. But, I mean, this dress is like. This looks like something that Tilda Swinton would have worn to a premiere in the 90s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Something about it is not. Like, she's this young kid, and she just looks like an old lady here. Maybe it's the makeup. I don't know. Something isn't matching up. It's just not giving me the ooh, ah, ah sensation.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I'm not getting it from her either. And. Which, I mean, you know, Scarlett Harl is one of the queen who, like, I don't have a strong, strong opinion about her. Like, I like her. She seems nice. Her floating heads seem cool. Her talking head seemed cool. But she's. I don't think maybe she's not struck a chord with me yet. But she seems really cool, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she's funny. She seems cool, but her drag is not. I don't look at her drag, and I'm like, oh, my God, I love it so much. Like, I'm fawning over some of the other ones. Like, Kitty. I like Crystal. Like, River. Her drag is not. How long has she been doing drag? Do we know?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not sure, but I will say this. I will say this. Scarlett Harlot genuinely is one of those folks who just seems happy to be there. I'm just happy to be here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very. That for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on. Victoria Scone. This is not my favorite makeup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate this makeup. I hate the hair. The gown is not great. I. And I especially coming from week one where she gave us such a strong presentation, where everyone was like, oh, my God, amazing looks.

[Monet X Change]

Three great looks in Episode one. Like, she really showed out in episode one, this one. Her engines look. And everything was just so elevated. This is, I'm not obsessed with this, with the silhouette. The top looks kind of like just like a tank top.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Is it two separate pieces?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. It's not. But yeah, this, this is a. This is. I didn't. I do not love. I do not love this dress. On. On Ms. Scone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And if you're gonna wear a big chunky. If you're gonna wear a big chunky necklace like that bitch, you put your hair up. Cause now you have this big necklace and your hair is here too. It makes you look very like stodgy, as they say in the UK and then also bitch, they have PAs on set. Run a steamer on your dress, Mary. Not the wrinkles. It's the wrinkles for me.

[Monet X Change]

Can you describe the dress, Mona?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, this is a red kind of mermaid shape. This is a red gown, sleeveless. And it has beading work on like the top. Like heavy beating work from like the waist or not the waist from like the hips up the top two thirds. Yeah, the top two thirds. It's like really nice or well, not really nice, but it has beading work on it. And yeah,

[Monet X Change]

it's not a mermaid. It's more of a gown with godets on the side. And it is trumpet. Trumpet. I call this a tank gown because the top like this, what I'm wearing right now, like the top looks like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uh huh. Do you want to stand up so we can see the whole thing?

[Monet X Change]

This is first of all, when my screen, I went to use the restroom so I got my fucking gym shorts on underneath and I was trying to pull the dress up over my ass and I was scratching myself up when I made this dress and I didn't line it. So you know when you make a dress and the lining is just scratching, exfoliates the fuck out of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

So let's go on to what they would have worn. A little section where we get to see what girls would have won who have been eliminated. Because, you know, now girls take pictures of their outfits they would have worn, which makes sense, by the way. Like, like get some mileage out of that mug.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Absolutely. And this is what a whore. I mean, Anubis would have worn this.

[Monet X Change]

Not mixed up with girls from last season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the hair is really cool. The gown, I think the gown's probably cute.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it's an A. It's an A. I see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So but this Seems like a lot of look. It's very gothic.

[Monet X Change]

So it is a. The top looks like it is velvet and the bottom is tulle. It is just a ball gown with a tank dress. A tank top and long evening gloves. I don't. I don't love that look. Like I'm not really super featuring it to be to vhs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't understand, like, what is the storyline? Why is the blood dripping from her eyes and her head and her lips? Like what. Like what is the story here?

[Monet X Change]

It's interesting because she kept being like, I'm a. I'm a camp comedy queen. But she seems kind of like a. Like a gore spooky queen. Anubis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't really get it, but she's very hot. Out of drag. Bitch. She posted a picture on Instagram the other way. I saw it on Twitter. Someone shared her on Twitter and I was like, oh my God, he's hot.

[Monet X Change]

What is it? Send it to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll send it to you after this. Stay focused.

[Monet X Change]

My favorite look of the week was hands down, Ribbon Bob Look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob brought it up, but there was another one where he was sitting down somewhere. Look how cute he is.

[Monet X Change]

Very cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those blue eyes, girl. Um, okay, here. Who is. Who's your strongest? Who is your weakest look?

[Monet X Change]

My favorite look of the week was River Medway. Like, river just looks so good. I just love this look. I. I would wear this. I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

If I saw someone in and out in the street, I'd be like, girl, you just fucking turned this. Like, you better work. Who is your favorite look?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My favorite look is a tie between river and Kitty Scott Claus. And I'm gonna go with Kitty Scott Claus because I just was so impressed by them the whole week. So I really want. I'm going for Kitty Scott Claus for my favorite look this week.

[Monet X Change]

And I think we can both say our least favorite on the count of three. I think we both have the same person. One, two, three. Electra Fence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Michelle. No, not Electrofence. Well, I'm kind of tied between Veronica Green and Electrafence. Like at least Electrofans had a point of view. She's like, I'm going for this weird. No, you're right. Electrofans. Trash. Trash.

[Monet X Change]

It's not great. And I agree with Michelle. Michelle, like, she's already 52 and she looks like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, Thumbelina girl.

[Monet X Change]

She looked like the knee high private eye. Like, she looks so tiny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Inch high private eye Bob.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my bad. So they go on to. So we find out the Winner of this week's challenge is Crystal Versace. Two in a row, right out the gate. I. I wouldn't have personally given her this win. I would have put her in the top, for sure. I would have put it in the top, but I wouldn't have given her the win.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I agree. I would not. I. I agree with that. She was top, not the winner. It should have been Kitty Scott Claus. But it is what it is. And I thought, they're setting her up

[Monet X Change]

to really knock her down. I feel like they are. I feel like they are setting Crystal up to send her packing. I just feel it in my heart of hearts that they're about to. It's about to be, like, week after week after week of, like, killing it and crushing it and killing it, and then she's gonna have, like, a distinct ass week, and they're gonna. That's what I feel. Isn't that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Isn't that what happened to Lawrence Chaney? Lawrence Chaney was bad at the beginning, and then. Oh, she was really good at the beginning, and then she. And then Bimini was good at the end, right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Except Lawrence won.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. We're not even there yet. I'm saying Crystal may be really strong in the beginning and just float the rest of it. You don't know.

[Monet X Change]

No. Possible. You're right. I have no clue. This is just literally me making assumption. This is based on nothing besides my thought process. But I just based off of the way Drag Race does stuff. They like to, like, a girl really nails it, like, three weeks in a row, and they're like, you can go home now. Thank you for the TV.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that was like me in season 10. Like, I was, like, fucking nailing it.

[Monet X Change]

All right, so we're going to move on to the lip sync.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The lip sync. So the bottom two this week were Vanity, Milan, and also Electrofence. Do you agree with the bottom two?

[Monet X Change]

Vanity Milan, Electra fits? I'm going to say yes. I do agree with the top two of the bottom two. And as soon as. As soon as they started lip syncing, actually, I don't know. Charity Case wasn't great this week. Charity Case did not have a great week, in my opinion, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Runway, though. Runway. I think the Runway may have saved her.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I mean, her Runway was. I thought her Runway was fine. Like, I don't remember being like, girl, you better. I was like, oh, this is fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's better than Electras and Vanities.

[Monet X Change]

That is true. That is true. But I think that. I don't think that, that, that Vanity did better in the challenge than Electric than, Than these names. Charity did. And now I see why RuPaul has a hard time with the name. This is getting too much. I see. But because, like, Ms. Thing was like, really losing it there. But I do love that she stepped out, stepped out of her box to do this. She has a pretty eclectic drag style, but I don't, I don't completely disagree with the bottom two. And as soon as they had these two lined up, I was like, it's a wrap for Electric Fitz. Even though I knew Electric Fitz, one of the folks who like, does like splits and dips, but in really weird places.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Because she's like, she's like, I want to do all the things. I was like, when she, she does the thing where does. She just split and hops right back over. She did like three times in a row. Then she like back rolled and stood up like four times in a row. I was like, is this bitch's body made out of adamantium? It was like crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Stretch, stretch. She stretched her Armstrong. It was crazy. She jumps, turns, splits, bounce off the ground, lands on her feet. And I was like, this is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then, then, then she started breakdancing.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, what in the fuck? That's the place.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, what is going on?

[Monet X Change]

This is all very impressive. I don't know that it matches this song. It was a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, this is crazy. The fucking breakdancing set me. I was like, we need to take that breakdancing and Veronica Green's cotton picking dress. And we have just all the. It's just the black girl magic on

[Monet X Change]

her phone dress, not the cotton picking dress. I've dressed up as a ball of cotton because I know that a lot of Americans are watching this and I want them to be uncomfortable. So I've chosen to dress up as American chattel slavery as my representation of my own cow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Imagine. Imagine dress up something.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So they lip sync against each other and. Oh my God, these names.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vanity Milan wins the lip sync and Electrafence.

[Monet X Change]

Vanity Milan sends Electrafence home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And I think it. Wait, who do we. Jacob, do you remember what I predicted would go home? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Electrofence. Uh huh.

[Monet X Change]

Yep, there it is. I mean,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say, and I know that now everyone, when they leave, they want to give this, like, really uplifting message. But I like when an uplifting message feels sporadic. I'm not sporadic. That feels. What's the word I'm looking for? Like, like spontaneous.

[Monet X Change]

Spontaneous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then she was like, listen all the

[Monet X Change]

while.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no, no, that's. No, that's erratic. Sporadic is. Once in a while. Boo.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you know what? Touche. You know, I feel exumerated from my life,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, yeah. So electrofence. She gave some. Really. Honestly, the breakdancing was her greatest contribution to the season and I'm grateful that she did it and I'm happy. I saw it and it was the time to go.

[Monet X Change]

What was her message when she left? Did she say something like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it was not. It was great. It was a great message. It just felt. It was like she was like. To me, it felt like she was in the thing. She was like, I know I'm going home, so let me prepare my speech. It was like, to all of you out there, just know that you can do whatever you want to do. And to all the bullies who said that you can't do it, just know that you can. All right. Love and peace. It was very. I was like, this is very.

[Monet X Change]

She's, like From East London 1. You make it like she's from. She's from. She. Right, love. Yeah, brav. Right there. Make sure you do what you want, say you want to do. Anyone says you can't do it, they're lying. They're bastards. Believe in yourself and have a good day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know what gags in the uk, Bob? Postcodes. Like, why can't we have postcodes in America?

[Monet X Change]

We have area codes and zip codes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but the area codes aren't the same. Like, for example, my old area code and thing was 10030. That was like, for, like a huge. Like, in the uk, you give someone a postcode, the postcode is directly to your house. It's like 21ne52. Like, that is like, that postcode is a signature to your home. It will take you right to your home.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, you have a home address.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but they have home addresses too. They have like 125 Nottingham Way, Birmingham, UK, postcode 2184. But you don't even need a full address. You just put the postcode in and it goes right to your house.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know why, Monet. I don't work for the United States Postal Services. And I don't know why we don't have postcodes. We have home addresses. Unit numbers. Yeah. Bear in mind that I think the unit UK. I think the UK has like 20 million people in it, I think. And America has, like. And America has 333 million people over a quarter of A million people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The numbers are infinite. If everyone.

[Monet X Change]

If everyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If everyone can have a Social Security number, every home can have a postcode.

[Monet X Change]

You also know how long your Social Security number is. For example, what's your. What's your Social Security number? What's your social.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, I swear to God, in the morning, I was about to be like. I was literally about to say what a stupid bitch I am.

[Monet X Change]

What's your mother's maiden name? What's the name of the first street you lived on when you grew up? Did you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you grew up, did your mom do the thing where, like, when you get bills, like, you, like, rip your name off and you. And you, like, throw that information away? Like, you don't just throw crumple in the garbage.

[Monet X Change]

No, we would just. We just mark it with a marker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you can see through a marker.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, well, and here I am, 35 years old, never got found.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It works.

[Monet X Change]

It works one day. Sorry that we didn't. We weren't as paranoid as you. I didn't live in a mansion in St. Lucia, so I didn't have people trying to hunt me down and find me in the woods. No one was gonna hold me for ransom. Can I read one of the funniest comments on your TikTok? Which we'll wrap up this. This shit. I was dying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What TikTok?

[Monet X Change]

What TikTok?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one?

[Monet X Change]

Monet posted a TikTok with that. All right, Batman, we'll take it from here. And it says when you. When your mom doesn't care that you have, like, a. One of the most successful podcasts in the world, and it's Monet being like, mommy, I can't talk to you right now. I'm doing a podcast. She goes, I don't care. Call me back. And then someone named bald headed Husnin said, girl, she's trying to tell you that your maid fell from the chandelier hanging in the ballroom of your house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You also didn't respond to the other TikTok. Bob was in the TikTok. Everyone reacting to this guy, seeing this girl, seeing his brother, her brother for the first time. And all the guys react. And then so I reacted to Bob. That is me. The whole thing pans out. I just give Bob a kiss on the.

[Monet X Change]

I have. I have. I have a tick tock planned. I have a TikTok planned for it. I have to be in drag for it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. Okay, Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob has wrapped up, so I'll do it now. All right, everyone, thanks so much for joining us. For Sibling Wuri. If you want to see the full unedited verse, you can go to patreon.com sibling rivalrypodcast we are always happy to welcome new people to join us over on the Patreon and have fun with us. Thank you so much for joining us this this week and we'll see you all next time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, we shall. And when Bob goes away for surgery, I will consider maybe having Thorgy on here. I will consider it. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Of coffee. I think my been waiting outside the door this entire time. So I'm going to go get it. Bye everybody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. I love you very much. Bye.