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my name is Bob the Drag Queen.
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And I'm Monet X Change.
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And this is sibling rivalry. All right, y', all, are we recording? Yes, ma'. Am. Yes, ma', am, we am.
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This is such a different experience that you're not having technical difficulties. I don't even know how to even act.
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I don't behave. So now that we're recording, you can be the real you. I want everyone to know that we are not in drag today. Listen, we're trying to get these turned around for y' all real quick. Monet and I are very busy ladies, and it is early in the morning, so we're not in drag, but we
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wanted to do a little vintage sibling watchery.
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We'll probably be back in drag next week. Actually, I might not even be here next week. I think next week is my last watcher, actually.
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Like, you can do this next one or this next one.
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Yeah, I'll do the very next one. And then your arch nemesis, Thorgy, maybe Ms. Coffee.
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Yo, I've already aligned a guest.
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Oh, is it. Can I know, Say the name of Dill. Bleep it. Who is it?
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Vivian. Oh, yes. Suntralina.
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Oh, wow.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Level up, level up, honey. Level up. Well, you all get to see who the guest is when she arrives. But honestly, I'm just saying.
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Guys, we're getting pierced. Morgan on the show.
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Let's off the bat, let's just say this knee. I knew this knee situation was going to happen. She got. Did you. When she skipped the. I mean, is her.
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Is her knee made out of cotton balls? Oh, God.
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Can we have quiet on the set one? I. It's not cotton balls, but I think that. I don't know. I think that some people. She's a dancer, and I think when you're a trained dancer, you typically have. That's the thing. Getting fit actually makes you, like, fall apart. Like, you don't realize, like, people do. CrossFit weight training athletes. Athletes always covered in bandages. Knee braces, back braces.
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Oh, that's because they're, like, taking care of it. Like, they're always. Like, they're constantly making sure that it doesn't get. Like, it doesn't get bad.
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I think it's because of the constant running around on your. Like jumping up and down, moving around, bending your body.
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Yeah, yeah.
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There's gotta be something in between. I don't know, getting.
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I would say I am an athlete and I don't suffer from those ailments.
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Athlete where, bitch?
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Which athlete? More than you.
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How. What makes you more of an athlete than me?
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Bob, I go to the gym five days a week.
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Okay, I go to the gym, too. I'm literally active five days a week, six days a week. What's good?
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Okay, not accident. Do you go to the gym five days a week? Yes or no?
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I go to the gym three days a week and I go to Runyon Canyon almost every day. So now what's good, Mary?
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I want to see the receipts on that one.
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Well, you know what? Well, Monet has agreed off camera to do running can with me in full drag. We'll see who makes it to the summit.
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Bob, first of all, I have more experience doing workouts in full drag than you. I've done it many times. You've never done it. Not once. Except for your little crunchy toes of barracuda when you sweat a little bit.
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That's an assumption. And I've also been working out longer than you because I'm older than your ass. Anyway, don't try to. Don't do me.
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Victoria Scone is going home.
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Also, by the way, we're saying it wrong. It's Scone. I thought it was Scone. Okay, it's apparently bitch. We are so clueless. It's apparently some play on words. So it's apparently pronounced Victoria Scone. Like Victoria. I think it's like Victoria's gone. I mean, which now kind of. Which actually a little too true.
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Victoria Scone.
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Maybe she had a different name.
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Bitch girl, it should have been like, victoria's ther.
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Yeah, Victoria's ther now.
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Victoria.
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Victoria, really?
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Scone. So Victoria Scone is ejected from RuPaul's drag race off of a knee injury.
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Monet, you act like she's like, it's a dishonorable discharge. She was. Upon medical evaluation, she was told that she would not be allowed to compete. Not ejected, Monet. God, not the Squid Games.
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Have you started watching it?
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I have not started watching it. Well, you got one more week with me, honey, and then I'm gonna be taking a little break, but I will be in here peer reviewing and overseeing.
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Oh, y'. All. As Bob is healing from his surgery, Bob is going to chime in on Sivin watchery with only little flash notes. I want to see. I want to see hear your thoughts and opinions.
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That's not a guarantee.
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Anyway, Jacob and I have made the executive decision that you. Jacob is there. He will see to it, honey.
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Oh, my goodness. But yeah, so shout out Victoria scan. Sorry that this must be really tough, but, you know, maybe she'll be able to pull a Eureka, come back, make it to the finale, and then get her own show and be on a billboard in la. Who fucking knows? You know what I mean? Breaking your knee on Drag Race has had some amazing results for other girls. This is true. So, honey, this could be your full on moment.
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Yeah, for sure. Now in the fallout, we see all the queens coming back. And my first observation is Vanny. The moment she's talking to the camera, she's like, I know that these girls are threatened by me. Cause now they can see what I can do. I'm like, bitch, what girl? What are we threatened by?
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Girls love to get in the bottom and be like, I showed these girls what's up. Yeah, you showed them again this week, bitch. Back in the bottom again, bitch. Like, she's like. She's like, none of these girls want to go up against me, bitch. No one wants to go up against anyone in the bottom. No one wants to be lip syncing. This is not an honor. This is not All Stars. It's not All Stars.
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I'm sure someone is going to put a cut of me saying that the two times I was in the bottom on season 10. So please don't. I probably did say that shit, but this is me looking in the future telling, Lil Monet, you sound dumb.
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Also, even more than Scarlet was telling Charity that she's surprised that she wasn't in the bottom two. Why do girls feel the need to be like, damn, I Thought your ass is about to be in the end of. Honestly, I'm shocked that you're not. And just to be clear, it's because of how bad you were. You were so bad. You were worse than people who were in the bottom. So I'm just shocked that you're. Anyway, big Miss Cracker Energy.
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She like telling who is it?
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Everyone. Anyone who will listen. Cracker would tell anyone who within earshot they should have been in the bottom. She did it like two or three times. I was like, girl, keep that shit to your.
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You know, Honestly, they say she get it from her mama. And they are right because this. This is some confrontational Bob shit. Like, I'm surprised you went in the bottom, girl.
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I would not say that. You know, I would not say that, Monique. I don't even tell people I don't like their boyfriends. I do think that in that little mini challenge Finder, which is like a obviously sort of a spoof on Grindr, I thought that Scarlet was the funniest one. Scarlett was. I agree.
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No, no, I didn't say that. Sorry.
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Who do you think was funniest one? Scarlett won. I thought she was the funniest one.
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I said, skitty, Skitty Kitty Scott Claus.
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Okay, you're a Stan. You're a Stan. And I think you're. Because listen, I've been this way too. During all stars, I think four, I was such a Alex Mateo Stan that I couldn't see out. Five, that I couldn't see, like, when she was great or not, because I was just obsessed. I was like, she's. I love Alex and you're going home. And this is why Derek don't like you. Like, everything she said was just so good. But then at one point, I was like, maybe I'm just obsessed with her. And like, I. I can't see beyond, you know, that marvel she was.
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She.
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I do think she was funny. I loved her little voice change that she did. And also not Ella. Ella just full being like, this is my entire ass. I will do what I have to
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do to win this challenge. No, I was like, yeah, I, I, I liked Ella lot, too. I thought that Veronica was actually really funny in. In a mini challenge, I thought she was really funny. She was giving me very creepy thin. Do you remember Charlie's Angels one Creepy thin man?
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Veronica Green is a kinky fuck. Like, I think that Veronica Green, like, she is honestly, I think Veronica Green be in the dark room at these clubs getting loaded up.
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Who hasn't been?
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You know, I can honestly say I have not been loaded up in the in a dark room.
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I haven't either. Just be clear. I have not been loaded up in the back room. I've not been loaded up in the background.
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But I really feel like she is kinky. I feel like she's shown us several times that she's kinky as hell.
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Oh, yeah, for sure.
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And this bitch is a hoe. Like she can pull on. Oh, I'm here for it. But mom, Mama miss things a hoe. That's just my humble opinion, though.
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Did you like the mini challenge? I thought it was cute.
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Yeah, I thought it was really funny. I really wish I could have seen Victoria scan do this one like she would have been. Oh yes, I really wanted to see her in this challenge, but I. I also. I'm trying to think what else I wrote down about the challenge. No, I mean, Scarlett won the mini challenge and she did a. I thought she did a really good job and she was really funny.
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Yeah, I mean, I I didn't think she was very funny. I thought she was fine. I thought it was. It wasn't. It was. It wasn't exceptional. I don't think, to be my very honest opinion, no one like, was like, oh, my God. Knee slap. Funny how sometimes in these mini challenges you're like, oh, my God, this was so funny. No one gave me that.
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But there's no Lawrence Chaney in this cast.
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Right.
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You know what I mean?
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It may have been Victoria Scone, if it was her. Remember when she did that little slow crawl to the box?
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Yeah.
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I mean, yeah, Victoria Scone has some great moments, but ever since the knee thing, which, ever since the knee moment, which, by the way, was the first episode, she kind of had like a hit in her confidence, I think.
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Yeah.
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But I do think that Victoria Scone could have been the comedy of the season. But anyway.
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Wait, wait, hold on. I watched this. I watched this at a. I watched this at a watch party last night and where.
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I'm so fucking sick of you. Where the fuck did you watch this at? You're not frozen, Monet. Where did you watch this at?
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Oh, my God. It was a last minute thing, Bob. First of all, Bob, you know, if I invited you to someone's house that you never met, you'd been like, monet, I'm not, I'm never. I'm not going to someone's house, you know, you would not have come. So why are you acting up?
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I was completely free last night. You knew that because we were supposed to do something watch free last night, but you were hanging out with your little friend lady Bunny, so I had to postpone my shit so you and Bunny can ha. And then you did a little super secret viewing party with your little boyfriend. This is some shady shit. Go to the next move on. Tell you that story about your little super secret party that you and your friends have.
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A lot of people are saying that they. And it's not my opinion. I'm wondering what you think that the season three queens are not as. Are not half as wittier as the season two queens. I didn't watch season two, so I don't know.
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Well, I'm still on my feelings. I'm trying to figure it out anyway. I'm so mad at you. I am so upset with you.
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When you start using words like I'm so upset with you, it really cracks me.
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I am upset with you. Who did you. Who was there last night? I need to know who was there.
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No one that I knew was all his friends.
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You Full of shit. If I go online and see pictures, if I see Kim Chi, if I see plastique in this bitch, it's about to be.
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It's about to pop off. It wasn't that. It was all his friends. I didn't know anyone.
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And none of your friends anyway. I do not think the season three queens are nearly as witty as the season two. Queensland. I think Bimini. I think Bimini and Lawrence Chaney are two of the wittiest queens who've ever been on Drag Race uk. Honestly, between them and the Vivienne Panay, I think that Vivienne.
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Just the Vivian.
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Sorry, the Vivian. I see why RuPaul gets confused with these. Like, I finally. I get it now. I get it now.
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You gotta see the fans of Dragon, like Monet and Bob keep on saying, Veronica Scone and Victoria Panay and Green
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Shoe and Alpha for the house down Bush.
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Green Shoe.
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What was the voice says? What was the name? There was a name that we said that all the fans kept something.
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Dupri.
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Oh.
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Of Velociraptor Dupree.
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All the fans kept people. That is not my. That is now my British alter ego. Alright, y', all, it's me, Velociraptor Dupree. I'm from East London and I'm absolutely excited to be here on Drag Race UK season four. That's gonna be fucking bonkers. I love that my new character is Velociraptor Dupree.
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Velociraptor Dupree.
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Do you think that this group is as witty as 2?
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I didn't see 2, but I will say, just going by off of this challenge, I feel this was a really good one where people can be witty and be really smart and funny. And none of them knocked it out of the park for me, which leads me to think that they're not the wittiest bunch of queens, which is. Okay, you don't have to be the wittiest person.
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Maybe this is like a season seven, like a look. Like, there are a lot of great looks in this.
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They are great looks. They are great looks.
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I'm gonna go ahead and say this right now. I said it before and I'm gonna reiterate it again, I think. And this is my theory, y'.
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All.
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When I'm. When y' all find that I'm right, y' all can be like, see, Bob told us.
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Uh huh.
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Raven is gonna be RuPaul's replacement. I'm telling you, they are grooming Raven to be RuPaul's. You keep saying this. Once RuPaul is retired, RuPaul is 60, by the way. RuPaul still looks good in drag. So I think RuPaul's gonna do this as long as she can kick those ancient gams in the air. But the moment she slip and break a hip, they gonna put. You gonna look up, and it's gonna be Raven.
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I will say the walkthroughs with Raven aspect, I fucking loved it. I feel like. Because I feel like the show is trying to actively give girls tools so that they can succeed. And not just in the show, obviously, in the parameters of the show, but after the show. Like, Raven is giving makeup advice and real things you can apply to your drag. Cause, for example, if y' all in season eight, y' all had a makeup Raven, a makeup moment with Raven, maybe Derek would not have had those fucking eyebrows over here and over here.
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I thought you better come for me. I was like, leave me out of this, bitch. I won. No.
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How about Derek?
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Yeah. I mean, everyone. I think everyone could use, you know, advice. We could all use, like, Domino Couture walking through, telling us how to make clothes. Raven tells you to do makeup. You know, Marco. Marco's wigs coming through. Tell us how to do hair. Yeah, that'd be great if. If Whoopi Goldberg came and told everyone how to be an actor. Yeah, those things she did on season 11. She did. True, true. But, yeah, but also, it is hard to hear, like, Raven be like, just. Do they. That's the thing about Drag Race. They expect you to, like. They'll be like, fix your eyebrows, and then they want them just fucking fixed tomorrow. It's not next week, y'. All, Bitch. It is literally tomorrow. Like, why you're. 12 hours ago, I told you to fix your fucking eyebrow. Why is your shit not fixed? Fix your shit.
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Yeah, yeah. It's a really fast turnaround. And, you know, and also with the makeup moment, Crystal. Raven is literally. Crystal is looking at her face. She has obviously imprinted Raven's face on hers, and she just. She's basically staring at herself. Raven's probably like, this little bitch.
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Well, you also are one of the folks who really loved Raven. You did not copy her face.
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I did it.
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You've gone in a completely different direction with your makeup. Obviously, that was not. It sounded like shade as I was saying it. I was like, why does this sound like shade? But it really wasn't.
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You clearly did not do anything right. You have gone a complete, completely. You have gone all the way. Left Nothing close to anything Raven would do.
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That's not what I.
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Damn.
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What I was saying is you carved your own niche, and you are very unique. And you're not a copycat. You are one and only. Smudges and circles, girl. On that Entertainment Weekly, you threw some lines in. I said, oh, someone's trying to pull a little Bob the Drag Queen. I saw this little thing. I said, bob's impact. Bob's impact. Oh, I. I also wrote down that. Okay, so now we have this situation. Now you have this on your season. I'm not trying. I'm not trying to be funny. Please know that I'm not trying to be funny.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Did you make it to the ball? The ball ball?
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Like the.
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The ball where they had the balls?
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That wasn't my season.
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Asia. That was Asia. Asia was the balls. All the balls.
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She used balls. But that wasn't, like, our thing.
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Oh, no, that was the. Oh, that wasn't the ball ball. That was the spaceball, which you were at. Yeah, the super international futuristic ball. Got it.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay. The ball ball was a different season. The ball ball was this most recent season. The back ball. Whatever. No, I'm confused. Doesn't matter. Anyway, so do you remember when AJ o' Hara was.
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Do you.
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Shut the fuck up. Do you remember when Asia o' Hara was helping everyone but herself and then ended up looking crazy as hell? There's a lot of that going on. So I feel like whenever they walk over and I think it was river who was like, bitch, I'm making my own. Like, I don't have time to help you. I'm not.
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I fucking love that.
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It is so smart, because there was a lot of. Let me just stop what I'm doing to help you. Veronica Green was helping everybody in the room.
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I cannot believe that she was helping people where she fucking looked like that. I'm very confused. I'm like, so you're a seamstress and you can sell and you can make all this stuff, and you chose to wear that in a room? Now, granted, this from the bitch that wore sponges. I never said I was a motherfucking seamstress. And it was, what, an iconic fashion moment in RuPaul's Drag Race history? So I don't want to. Don't me. None of y' all don't fucking at me. I said what I said.
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You are fighting by yourself. No one's arguing. Monet said. And if you got something to say, you can tell my MySpace or tell my mother. Tuck in or tell my mother. Have you not seen this video, RuPaul?
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No.
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Have you not? There's this video of RuPaul, and she's going, I have to show it to you. This is crazy. RuPaul is going.
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I'm about to talk about his new song, Bitch on Blame it on the edit.
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RuPaul is going bananas on the Internet right now. I'm gonna play this for you real quick so you can just hear it is.
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Hold on.
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Here it is. Ready for this shit? RuPaul's losing it. Hey, word up, y'. All. This your girl Mama Ru. And this little girl right here ain't scared of nobody. So if you got anything to say to me, you can say it to my mother tucking face. Or send it to my mother. Or hit me up on my mother. Tuck in my space. I dan. And this little bitch right here will freaking park your car driver. So if you got anything to say, you can say it to me. And if you want a bump, let's go. Cause I ain't scared of your mother tucking ass.
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I ain't.
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Then, bitch, later.
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What the fuck?
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They can put the video on the screen.
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I love RuPaul.
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That is my new response to everything. I don't care what it is. Caldwell, party of five. Listen, this little girl right here will park your car driver. Okay?
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Oh, wait, wait, wait for the challenge. So this week's challenge is a design challenge, y'. All. They get camping materials, and you have to make your look from camping materials. Sleeping bags, camping nets, the ropes, the bungee cords. All the things that you would see
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when you go camping, which, I mean, have you ever gone camping one day?
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I have never gone camping. I don't have any interest. Okay, Let me not say that I may camping. Maybe something I like to do. I do not come from a family that camps. I've never had a camping experience. I don't know if that's all that's involved in camping. It does not sound appealing to me.
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Who said I went camping? Bitch, you could never go camping. Cause you were not that kind of girl. If I want to go camping, I can go out, be camping. Because I am. What? Resourceful.
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Sleeping on the ground doesn't speak to me on the earth. And how about you? Have you ever camped?
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I've gone camping. I went camping in the Boy Scouts when I was very young. I went camping. Were you in the Boy Scouts? I was. I was in the weeblows. I made it all the way to the wee blows.
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The weblos.
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Weblos? Yeah. There's Cub Scouts and Wolf Scouts. And then we Blows.
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Weblos. That sounds not bad.
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It stands for we'll be loyal.
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Got it. We'll be loyal. So it's wbl. We Blows. Got it.
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I didn't know they still called them we Blows. Can you Google that, Jake? I don't know that if we blows is even still a thing, but back in the day, we used to call them Becky. In my day, we used to call them wee blows. So, yeah, I've been camping. I do not. I do not enjoy. It is not the last time I went camping. I was probably 21 years old. I am. Or 22, maybe. Somewhere. It was the summer I turned 22 and I would not go camping today.
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What about glamping? Would you go glamping?
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Maybe, Maybe. One of my partners is very outdoorsy and wants to, like, do some camp shit. And, like, maybe maybe I could, like, muster up the energy to, like, kind of figure it out for love. I wonder if I can figure out which camp.
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I wonder if I can find which partner that is. Jacob sits over there like, yeah, Jacob. Jacob turned up his nose about a campfire. Jacob.
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Little pale ass in the woods trying to run around.
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Yeah. So I love that river is being. She's like. She's like, I'm not giving her all the. All the keys for success. I'll tell her, you can put this here, but that's it. Like, I'm not. I'm not your resource. I'm not your. Well, bitch, figure it out. And I love this energy.
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She said it a lot more kindly than that. I don't think she said all the. I don't think she went that in. I also. So. And at this point, too, charity case opens up about her HIV status, which is a really. It's really great to see, to contribute to the destigmatization of HIV and other STIs. So I'm glad that she had this chat and it was just really, really vulnerable. I can't believe that that happened to her at 18 years old. That's so young girl.
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I know. And you know, London is a big city, but you know this. There's so many kids that moved to New York at like, 17, 18 as well. And they also always have. Not always. They often. A lot of my friends who did move at a young age have had pretty traumatic experiences moving to a big city so young. So I could only imagine how that was so scary.
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Yeah. I moved here when I was 22 and I. And that felt too young. I was like I am too young to be in this city, that's for goddamn sure.
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Yeah.
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So anyway, yeah, so it was really wonderful to see her have that. Have that moment. And also, this is. Seems inappropriate to mention here, but in that moment, I realized that her neck tattoo said choke.
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I know this one here. I did, too. I did, too.
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Yeah.
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I didn't realize that before. Her face tats. I'm like, that is such a bold decision in your life. Oh, my.
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I think it looks great
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work.
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I think it looks great. My two trades of the season are still here, so I'm very excited for the viewing pleasure that I get on this journey.
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I will say it takes a certain person to carry face tattoos, and I think that she can carry those face tattoos for sure. Bitch. Could you imagine me with a heel here that said Queen? You'd be like Monet. Vo. You would fucking. You're like Monet.
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No, I would not. I have lots of friends with face tattoos. Why would.
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I showed up to your house tomorrow with a big heel tattoo that said Queen? You'd be like, Monet.
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I would not read you. I'd be like, oh, my God. I didn't know you got a face tattoo. You better work. But I would not be like. You act like I'm like some conservative mother who'd be like, you're a real person.
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No, you wouldn't read me. I think you'd definitely agree with me.
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I would be shocked. It seems out of character for you, so. Yeah, I would be shocked because it does seem out of character. I'm about to get my neck pieces, so my mom does not want me to get my neck pieces, but, bitch, once I get my neck pieces.
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You've been saying these neck pieces for so long, I don't think you're gonna get anymore.
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I think you just took a big break from tattoos. You probably noticed I went really ham one year, and I got, like, 13, 14 tattoos in one year. And then I got one last year. I got two last year, actually. And once I pick back up, we'll see where I'm going. I'm either.
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Where are you gonna go get it?
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I don't fucking know. I mean, I got my.
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I'm trying to find a good one.
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I got my best tattoo, actually, in Spartanburg, South Carolina.
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Oh, I remember the one that the queer tattoo artist person did.
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Yeah, yeah. Her name's Faith. But anyway, Big Mama is her tat name, her ink name.
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Now I will. So we're. So they're going around her work room, and the camera's showing different people's work. And I'm looking at the beginning of vanity's construction, and I love what she's doing with the ropes on the bra and making this, like, really symmetrical.
C
Really? You don't like it right now? A black American would never walk down the Runway covered in ropes. Triggered. I know.
B
Okay, you doing too much. It's not that deep.
C
Triggered this. And the cotton between this noose dress and the cotton picking dress, it's a wrap on season three.
B
They're not robes. They're like. They're like bungee robes. They're like thing. They're not like that. I think it looks nice. I love the color, and I love what she's doing with it. I was like, oh, my God, she's gonna turn out a really cute look.
C
No jokes aside, the dress is ugly. Like, the whole idea is bad. And putting. I think if she would put ropes on just the brassiere, but once you start putting them on, the ropes are too. It's not like the candy that Roxanne put on her dress. Those candies are like slivers. These ropes are as fat as a finger. One of Monet's big ass fingers, like, like, they are like meaty, meaty ass ropes. So they're going to add to the bulk. And so what you all don't know is this. When you go to bras, Drag race, when you have these construction challenges, there is a big box of corsets.
B
Oh, yeah.
C
Anyone can bras and corsets, especially if they're doing unconventional materials. So anyone can go over to the corset thing, grab a corset or grab a bra, and then just stitch things to it. But the corsets they have there are not custom. They're not like, to your body. They're not going to give you a lot of amazing shape. I use the corset on my book ball. Did you use. Did you use the corset when you made your looks?
B
Yes, I think I used it as the base for the top part.
C
Yeah. Bob, can you.
B
Jacob, can you do me a favor? Can you please pull up the final of the ball? Season 10? I want you, Bob, I want you to take an actively look at these looks and be like, was mine really the worst?
C
You want me to look at all of them? Yeah, I mean, I.
B
Not all three. Just the final one. The final one that we had to make.
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll look at them and see. But I just think. So what happened was she's probably using a cheap corset yeah. But I also think that. I do think, however, that I can't not confirm this, but I think that Crystal actually sacrificed one of her nice corsets. To give to her. Yeah, I think that she sacrificed one of her nice corsets. No, to make this. To add two on this challenge. Because that corset looked real. That was like a really cinched in snooched and snatched corset. Yeah.
B
Yeah.
C
So I'm like. I felt like she actually may have used her own corset there, which is why the other girls were a little boss.
B
You know what? She's right. This is RuPaul Dragris, bitch. You can go. If you could win this challenge, you can go buy 10 more corsets. You know what I mean? If you do well in this challenge.
C
Yeah, I'm thinking about. I mean, I never have a spare corset. I mean, I usually. I wear a corset out and then I'll buy a new one. But I also gave my last corset to Alfredo has my last corset. So before I went back to Drag Race, I'd be like, free. Run me my shit. Thank you. Let's look at this garment and I'll critique.
B
Oh, yeah. Jacob. Jacob, let's go through them.
C
And obviously, I'll now be critiquing the looks on the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10 Episode 34 4. All right, so Aquaria's look is stunning. Aquaria looks amazing. She looks so good. She's really clever and talented. She go to work.
B
Yeah.
C
We're looking at Asia o', Hara's, which is bad. This is a bad look. And if she wasn't in the bottom, she should have been. All three of these looks are bad. No, the middle looks good. The middle looks kind of cute. That first look is literally just a leotard with a few pom poms on it. I mean, literally just a few pom poms. And the last is. Mama. That. That is garbage. Trash. Yeah, trash. Now we're going to move on to Blair St. Clair. Her first look was kind of cute, and her last look is kind of cute too. So I think that this is a. This is a two. Let's go on to. Now we're looking at the lovely dusty ray bottoms. Her first look is not good. Her third look is not good. Her middle look is fine. But yeah, her first and second look. First and third look are not great. This is a boot for sure.
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C
Let's go on to Eureka. O' Hara looks amazing. She made that there?
B
Yeah, she made that third one there. She made that there.
C
Eureka. Be sewing.
B
She really looks good.
C
She really looks Eureka. Fucked me up on this last season All Stars too. I said, eureka, you made that dress there. And I was like, eureka. Why did you do that little short skirt? She goes, girl, I ran out of fabric. That was not an artistic choice. She's like, bitch. She's like, girl, you know I ran out of fabric. Girl. Girl, you know I ran out of fabric. Girl. This is what I'm trying to do a just the thing about trying to do a monochromatic look. You want to pick multiple fabrics. You try to do one bit, you might not have enough to finish it up. Cameron Michaels. This look is literally fine. The first look is not great. It is just a bikini bought from the store.
B
Uh huh. But the third she has look she made bodysuit on though. Yeah.
C
The look she made. I don't love this look. This is a boot for me.
B
Right? And the middle one was terrible. That's yellow queen shit.
C
Well, you said Rowan doing the third look. Mayhem Miller's look is. I actually like Mayhem's look.
B
It's really cool. Yeah, I like Mayhem's.
C
She looks very post Apocalypa. She looked very post Apocalaca.
B
It was very. Is she Jacob? She looked like a Martian manhunter.
C
Very good. She looks good. Let's go to the very next one, please. I got a feeling this is our homegirl. The one. No, it's not. This is Ms. Cracker. Ms. Cracker. This look is pretty. Is a little bit basic, but I like the straps. This is a tube for me. It's a soft. Soft, too.
B
Soft too. A little.
C
Yeah, a little. Now, this next one is our girl. Is this your girl? There she is. Macaroni exchange. You know, it's just the shape. Like, the dress isn't bad. It's just the shape is not good because. What about the shape? I'm very confused because you use one of those corsets from the place. So your waist and your hips are about the same size. They're almost the exact same size, which makes it not fun to look at. So look at your shape. In the first one, when you're wearing this bathing suit, your waist goes and your hips go out. On the third one, it's just from the shoulders to the ankles is one. You're built like a Lego. So the shape's not good, but I do think the construction is better than some of the other ones that we've seen.
B
Better than Asia's.
C
It is better than Asia's. Now we're looking at Monique Hart, and this is. I do not like this. I don't like this at all. This is bad. This is probably the worst one. This is probably the worst one. Full T. I ain't gonna fix the punk.
B
Like, I was like, what?
C
You know, this is bad. Bad. This is bad. Bad. Let's go to the next one. I think that's all. Is that all of them?
B
No, the vixen.
C
Oh, actually, no. The vixens look pretty good. Yeah, the vixen. This is actually a pretty good look.
B
Yeah. I'm surprised. I remember being. Oh, I hated her second one. Her summer one was so fucking ugly.
C
Yeah, no, this. This is a.
B
This is a.
C
She looks great here. Yeah, I love this look.
B
That was good. All right. Yeah, that was it. Okay.
C
No, I don't think. I think that. I think that it should have been Monique and Dusty Ray bottoms for sure.
B
And if not. And if not. And if not Dusty Ray, if it's not Monique, then fucking Asia.
C
Asia was pretty bad, too. And also for the storyline of, like, not using her time wisely, I would have put in the bottom. Right.
B
All right. Thank you.
C
So I. Okay. I. I'm really gagged that Veronica's shocked that she's running late. Oh, my God. I. All I did was help literally everyone, and now I'm. I'M behind. Of course you're behind. Well, also.
B
And when she pulled out the rainbow wings, I was like, oh, this could be cool. If she. If this goes well, using those.
C
The.
B
The tent as wings could be really cool. And then I saw her gluing those things, I was like, nope, it's not going to be good. It's going to be terrible.
C
I've only seen the rainbow look good twice on RuPaul's Drag Race. One time, when Kennedy Davenport did her. Her look. Her. Her, like, redemption look, she didn't make it, but it was a rainbow look.
B
Oh, right, right, right, right.
C
And also when. When Sasha Velour did her deconstructed rainbow.
B
Yeah.
C
She just wore separates with. The idea is like, she was wearing a rainbow. Yeah, but it wasn't like. It wasn't. The shirt was right. It was like a. A yellow shirt, an orange dress, a blue hat, a pink glove, you know, a green glove and all that stuff.
B
The hat, the house.
C
Yeah, yeah. That actually looks really good. Other than that, rainbows are really tough. So as soon as I saw there was gonna be rainbows, Mama, this is gonna be bad. Rainbows are really hard to make look good.
B
They are. They are. They are. Another rainbow. Your coach. Rainbow is really cute, actually.
C
I love that.
B
Oh, thank you.
C
Domino Couture made that one for me. Who I think is in my home right now. Domino here. Yeah. All right, Monet, let's talk about these looks, honey. Okay, so let's start with RuPaul. RuPaul. I love RuPaul in yellow. She looks great.
B
Looks really good. Last night, I don't know what it was when RuPaul's fucking big brown face popped up on the screen last night. I was like, whoa. Ru looks really, like, exceptionally pretty today.
C
I just want to say the Michelle Visage is just. Look, I don't know how anyone ages this well.
B
It's crazy.
C
She looks so much better as she gets older. I don't know what's going on, girl. And I don't know who this lady is with RuPaul, but she is teeny tiny. She's from Bridgerton. I've not seen Bridgerton.
B
Oh, she's from Bridgerton.
C
She is teeny.
B
She was very cute.
C
She was a good guy.
B
Judge.
C
I like Ram Norton, but I'm just. I just really want. What's his name on my screen every episode. Not Carson. Alan Carr. Allen Carr. Alan Carr just says. Consistently says the funniest shit that any judge. Alan Carr is funniest. And Alan talks like this And I
B
think it's really funny.
C
It is your problem. He's like. And that's why I want cy. I just don't know. I just don't like the dress you're wearing. It's not good for you. I mean, when Jerry Hollowell was on the show and she was giving bad. I said it before, I said it again. When Jerry Hollowell was on the show, she was giving bad advice. And Ellen Carr goes, sorry, Jerry, but to quote the Spice Girls, stop right now. Thank you very much. Like, Ellen Carr is the best and the funniest judge on and across all platforms. With Drag Race, no one is as funny as Alan. As far as the judges go, Allen Carr is the funniest judge, hands down.
B
I disagree. Carson. Carson. To me, Carson is so fucking funny. The things that comes out that come out of Carson's mouth, outside of dicks, are so funny.
C
I want Carson and Alan Carr to have a comedy off. And my money's on Alan Carr.
B
My money's on Carson Kressley, period.
C
To quote the Spice Gal, I mean, he is. He is. Alan Carr is so funny. I just don't know if I think I like this outfit very much.
B
Wait, well, who do you think would win in a fist fight between Carson Kressley and Alan Carr?
C
Oh, Carson Kressley. I think Carson Kressley is probably very fit. I've seen him shirtless on the Internet. Oh, yeah, he looks like he's, like, in good shape. He's like one of those Fire island gays, and he's like, he's in good shape.
B
Who's winning, Graham or Ross?
C
Oh, Graham Norton's gonna beat the out of Ross Matthews. Oh, Graham Nord is about to beat also. Ross is like. Ross is all skinny now. He ain't got nothing to back it up. He about to mollywop Ross. Little skinny ass. Baby, this is. This isn't plugged in, baby. Somehow this is not plugged in. And my computer is on 11% battery.
B
Sorry. Your computer's like me running low.
C
I am fucking musty right now. I am musty as hell. I didn't shower last night. I got a shower. I usually shower at night. Are you a nighttime shower or a morning shower?
B
It depends. Mostly. Mostly. Mostly the morning of.
C
I'm mostly the night because I just like to wake up and just roll out of bed and go.
B
I feel like when I shot in the morning, it wakes me up. I'm like, okay, you know, that makes sense. Yeah.
C
So let's move on to the girls. All right, okay. I'm gonna talk about Krystal Versailles. She's really beautiful. This look is so basic.
B
But just so y' all know, we're gonna go. We're not. We're gonna go in order. Like, we're gonna go into, like, both their looks. Crystal's first look, Crystal's second look. Yeah, Each girl. We're not gonna go, like, one, then go all again.
C
Exactly. So we're gonna do each girl and both their looks. So Crystal Versace's first look. I mean, the look is really basic. She's really beautiful. And I feel like. Honestly, I do feel like a part of the time, most of her beauty in her outfits is just how skinny she is. Because this outfit is really basic. We have to call a spade a spade.
B
Yeah, I know. I will admit, I think I am being a little. I'm a little bit glamored by how beautiful she is, and it really takes her look. It gives her extra points for me. I will admit that. Also, at the viewing part I was watching last night, everyone came out, they were like, oh, my God, look at how small her waist is. I was like, yes and no. I was like, she's also patting her hips really wide, so it makes her waist. It gives the illusion that her waist is even tinier than it is. So she's.
C
So. She's smart. That's a very smart thing to do. And also, Crystal is skinny. She's a very skinny queen. She's stunning. Pretty tiny. She's very pretty. I do not love this dress. Honestly, if I'm in full tee, this literally just looks like a Halloween costume. Like, this literally just looks like a nice Halloween costume. Someone dressed as a girl Scout.
B
I disagree. I think it looks well tailored. It's also, you know this by wearing a cor. First of all, wearing a corset and shit and satin, something like that. You would see every bump, every hook, every cranny. This has obviously been tailored very well and, And, And, and, and prepared very
C
well so that it's a well made Halloween costume. But it's. This is not. There is nothing about this costume that is groundbreaking.
B
Read the patches. Like you, like, like you. And you're. And you're a little camp girl look. She. The patches are relevant to her.
C
Yeah, but I won mine. No, I'm kidding. I mean, I. I just don't think. I. I think she looks. She looks pretty, but this is not a great outfit. Her second look, however, this is the best look of the even evening. This is literally. This is. This is definitely the Best look of the fucking evening, this thing. I'm willing. I have to look past the. The Eurocentric beauty standards of skinniness and all that stuff to try to be more objective. And I really think that outside of that, this idea just looks good. Yes, I do wish that there were glasses instead of a mask she was holding in her hand, but besides that, this look is fucking phenomenal.
B
I think it was great.
C
Really fucking good.
B
And I think that the judges were being way too harsh on her. I think. I think this look looks well constructed. It looks expensive. It looks like someone could have, like. It looked like a look she could have brought from home, like, made by a designer. And they were like, we want you to challenge yourself and do more.
C
I was like.
B
I was like, she doesn't sew. She. She. She crafted this look together for this challenge. I was like, what more do you want? Did you want her to build a fucking arc? Like, I hate when the judges do that, when they're like, we just want you to give us more. Bitch didn't tell me exactly what you want more of.
C
To be honest, I'm shocked that they were giving her critique for the second look and not the first look. That's right. My mind, like, this second look, in my opinion, does not deserve any critique. The first look leaves a lot to be wanted, in my opinion. It's kind of like when you. When you see those. Those Halloween ads, and the girl in the image always looks so stunning, and it's just because she's a really skinny, pretty girl, and then, yo, then your big ass put it on. Be like, damn, I look crazy as hell.
B
Me specifically. Let's go on.
C
No, I was talking about myself. Let's go on to Kitty Scott Claus, your fave of the season, loves Kitty. This look is fine. Again, it leaves a lot to be. It's not groundbreaking. I don't see anything great about it. This look is literally perfectly fine. I think there's a little bit too much petticoat showing.
B
Yeah, I would agree. Too much petticoat show. I think she did that on purpose, like, tying this neon yellow. But I think. I agree, it's too much petticoat showing, for sure.
C
I do love the shoes. I love the shoes.
B
The fucking Mary Janes. What do you mean you love the shoes?
C
I think with this look, the shoes make a lot of sense. I think something about this shoe with this aesthetic, that makes a lot of sense.
B
But you love the shoes with this
C
out with this outfit. I think these shoes with this outfit makes a lot of sense. The ankle strap with this, like, little girl look makes a lot of sense. I just think it's. I just think it was a smart choice. That's all. That's all I'm saying.
B
Work. Let's go to her second look, which was her Barbarella esque 80s thing.
C
Yeah. I mean, it looks fine. I do think that you got to really be careful about your. Your, like, titty bib.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
C
It just kind of looks like she has a second skin. And if she would have just bought that shoulder strap over a little bit further, you would have. That would have been hidden. But this is actually a really clever look. This one sleeve is asymmetrical moment. It's a really clever look. And she's giving. She has very big Jennifer Coolidge energy. She's giving me a little bit in the face. She looks a little bit like Darion Lake in this shot.
B
A tiny bit. I don't think we give Chris Kitty enough. Make enough points for her makeup. I think Kitty is a. She transforms her face very well. She clearly knows how to paint her face, and I think she's.
C
She's really pretty, I think. I agree. I think she's absolutely stunning. I also realized something we didn't talk about last time. To go back real quick. I know why Crystal Versace's head looks so small. It's because her. Her titty bib goes all the way up here, and it's, like, really thick. Because her hair.
B
Her hair doesn't look small here in the first look.
C
It does in her titty bit goes up to here, but it is a. It's not like. It's not, like, thin. It is a very thick titty. Like, the neck is, like, super thick. And I was like, why does her head look so small? Because in the second one. No, her head looks small on the second look, too. But the. The thick neck is Make. The thick neck of the titty bib makes it stand out anyway.
B
Also, why does. Why does. Why do all these girls wear these titty bib? Like, Crystal does not need to wear a titty bin for the first one. I'm so confused as to why she wore one.
C
Because she wanted to have boobs. Like. Yeah, you can't even see a little bit of cleavage. A little. A little bit. I think it kind of makes sense to me, but what do I know? I'm just some drag queen.
B
River Medway.
C
Okay. River Medway is so tiny. I. Why is she not patting her hips out more? If she patted her hips out her body would be amazing. Banging. Yeah, like, her body would be banging, but she is. I mean, she's. I think she is slightly padding, but she does not seem to be corseting at all.
B
Yeah, no, she's. Oh, she's like, this is with the skinny girls. I'm skinny. I don't need a corset girl. Yes, the fuck you do. This look. I like this look. I like the idea of using the maps. I think she using a map and she lined it with this neon to really give it a nice outline. And, you know, you're camping. The mosquito net. I get it. I think it all works. It's not my favorite look, but I think it's a. I think it's a nice look for the prompt, for the Runway way.
C
I agree. I just don't like the hat. It's like, why a fedora? Like, all this fedora? You don't wear fedora when you're camping. But go off sis.
B
Yeah, Her.
C
Her look that she made looks better than the look she brought. Like. Like, that wasn't ree. The look that she made. Her look she brought was fine. But this second look is great. The pleating on this skirt, really? And the way that she uses the pad like she matches it. Like, this bitch can sew.
B
Oh, yeah.
C
River Medway can fucking sew.
B
And hair. She does hair too?
C
Yeah, she looks amazing. River Medway, this second look is really good. Yeah, really. But imagine what if her waist was snatched?
B
That would be incredible.
C
Imagine if her fucking waist was snatched. She would gather these bitches like a fucking chignon.
B
You remember when episode one, when you said the river was going to go third? Uh huh. And I told you she wasn't. Now she's turning to party.
C
Okay, you got me, Monet. She didn't go third. I mean, technically, neither did Victoria, because Veronica. No, Victoria went third and Veronica went fourth. Technically. Damn. Double elimination. Damn. This week was a double elimination. Charity case is giving big Nina Bonina Brown energy on this episode.
B
Oh, my God.
C
Yes.
B
That is very Nina Bonina Brown. Oh, shit.
C
I think this look is really great. I think both looks are actually really cool. And I think that charity case should have been in the top. Disagree. And I'm really shocked to, like, wait.
B
Her second look with Bob was not finished at the back. He was not. It looked like it like, her intention was to make an outfit with. With the illusion that the front was finished and the back wasn't. Like the. The whole middle. Slack slash quarter. The back was not done.
C
Like, it was There was no fabric. I think her intention was to not. Was to have her ass out, which is why her ass was out.
B
But the back wasn't even really that finished either. I mean, again, I love it from the front. I think it's this like really, like, really cool, like, circus clown, glam, high fashion moment when we turn around. It wasn't finished.
C
I do think that she should have put some sort of a panel over the lacing in the back.
B
Right.
C
But besides that, I think this looks really good and I think she should have been in the top.
B
It's very well constructed too.
C
Both her looks are really clever and they also go together like, it looks like the bunny was trying to kill this girl. That's what it looks like to me. They look to me, these looks also. She's the only one whose looks really complement each other, in my opinion.
B
Like, kind of, like, kind of like how the bobcat tried to kill Colleen.
C
The bobcat tried to kill Colleen. Wait, what? Listen to the podcast, Mary. Wait, do we talk about the podcast?
B
Do you, do you, do you, do you watch the show, Tamar? Oh, the story.
C
Oh, the story. The story I came up with.
B
Do you watch the show, Tamar?
C
Oh, my God. I was there when we recorded it. I forgot. I forgot about. I forgot about my brilliant writing.
B
Oh, wait, wait. Someone brought up a good idea which we need to do.
C
We need to have Colleen fight a bobcat. That is a good idea.
B
When we tell these stories, we should get a little animator, like do one of those quick animated. They can animate the stories that we tell. Because seeing a bobcat fighting Colleen and you covered in blood, I would like to see it.
C
All right. If you're an animator, you know, I know a guy. Can you send me Joe so sensei's phone number?
B
Animation will be your downfall, bitch.
C
Animation will be your downfall. Theresa May looks really interesting.
B
She was like. She said, dora the Explorer, bitch. Where, how and why Dora the Explorer?
C
Also, sometimes Spanish folks be talking about, like places where they speak Spanish as if that was not conquering. They'd be like, dora the Explore is Mexican. And it's not like I don't think Mexico and Spain had like a friendly little Kiki. Anyway, I think that this first look is. It looks like like kind of like a club kid look that I'm not personally fond. I don't hate it. I just would never wear it. I don't think that this compliments her face shape at all.
B
It's too much going on the fucking.
C
And also her eyebrows are Going into the hair, like, it seems like it would have thought out.
B
One is going this way, the other one is going down. Did you see this? In her second look, I was like, what. What's going on with the eyebrows? And it just looks too much. The jacket doesn't make any sense. The things on her. These knee pad, knee brace, garter things. This look is a mess. It's all over the place.
C
I do love that on her second look, she painted her hands. I love that.
B
I've actually. That was cool.
C
Been thinking recently about how I want to dip my hands in gold and have my hands just be like. I thought that looked really cool, but, yeah, okay.
B
Maybe that's why she did it. She did her eyebrows like that for the eye patch. Okay, got it.
C
But then do the other one to match Mary. They still have to match.
B
Yeah. I don't. I don't. I don't know.
C
Scarlett Harlot is also this. Like, I just wish that she would just pad a. Like, if she just padded, like, a little more in the word corset, her body would be bananas.
B
No, I like Scarlett Harlot. Like, her personality in this season. This was. This win was the most random shit these motherfuckers have ever done on the show. This look, this number one, this Katniss Everdeen look. It's fine. Is it amazing compared to some of the other ones? No, it's. It's fine. It's a. It's. It's a good look. The second one, bitch, they were going up like she was fucking utica on season 13 of RuPaul's Drag Race. It was like, this is immaculate. This is beautiful. This is. Oh, my. I'm like.
C
And then.
B
And then they read Theresa before when they basically did the same thing. Just. She just did a gown, and Teresa made a dress. It's the same fabric.
C
Well, I think the. Okay, here's the thing. I have a. I have a theory. First of all, the second dress does look good. I mean, I. I do. I genuinely do think it is actually a very nice dress. I think if anyone, like, if a celebrity wears might be like, oh, my God. So I wore the stunning dress. That being said, Michelle kept acting like making a blanket into a dress is hard. It's literally. The E is literally fabric, Michelle.
B
Right.
C
A blanket is just fabric. That's all it is. The easiest thing to do in a sewing challenge is to grab curtains or grab a blanket. You know what I mean?
B
Yeah, you would know.
C
Anyway, that being said, I. I think that they pulled they. They shot the gun too early and gave Crystal a win last week that she did not deserve. And I think Crystal deserved the win this week. But they already gave her one last week, and they couldn't give her three in a row. Why? I think last. Well, it doesn't make good. It doesn't make for good tv. That's why. Because it's not good tv. And you and I both know that. I don't know why you're acting brand
B
new, but I will say, if she would won this week's challenge, again, that would set her up for, like, the biggest fall and would have been. Everyone would have been gagging for that too.
C
That is true. But also, again, I think that Crystal should have won this challenge and should not have won the last one.
B
I would agree with that.
C
I think last week should have been Kitty Scott Claws, and this week should have been Crystal.
B
For sure. For sure. I agree.
C
So let's go on to vanity.
B
Milan. Okay.
C
We both said. We both said. Okay.
B
I love the jacket. The jacket. I think the jacket could be really cool with another outfit. It could be very fashion, very couture. Everything else. No, the. The. The. This titanium pink metallic thing. It was ill fitting at the top. Like, the big bags. I don't get what her story is
C
supposed to be, like, big bags busting out the Benli Bantay. No, this is. I. The only thing I like is this jacket and her hair and her face, like, neck up. And the jacket looks good. The rest of it just fully does not make sense. Yeah, fully. I don't understand what's going on.
B
I'm lost, like, the narrative of maybe she, like, took this. This. This sleeping tent, this camping tent, and she, like, made this jacket out of it. She would have gone further with that with, like, her outfit. And I don't know, maybe it was, like, the poles in the outfit or something. That could have been really cool. But. But, yeah, this. This. The only thing is a jacket. The only thing salvageable about this look is a jacket. That's it.
C
It is a very cute jacket, though. That being said, it is a very cute jacket.
B
Yeah.
C
And going on to her look, this look is re. This is not a good look. Y'. All. Like, this look is bad. Bad. Yeah, this is bad. Bad. Busting out the Bentley. Bantay and I do not love this look. I don't like the necklace. I don't like. Why the necklace. I don't like the boobs. I don't like the. You know how drag queens get dressed and throw On a necklace. Let me tell you something. Y' all gonna learn some more drag queens jewelry and shoes. Be a last minute thought. We will pay thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars getting a look that is just right. And almost a thousand dollars on a wig. And then grab the plainest pair of pumps.
B
Speak for yourself, honey. Speak for yourself.
C
Okay, like I said, plain pump. Go back. Look at those shoes again. It's literally the exact same pump in 40 colors.
B
That's my shoe, bitch.
C
You have again, like I said, the plainest pump that a bitch ever did see thrown onto a look. And I don't know why money acting like her big ass feet have options like you over here just throwing on Louboutins and Balenciagas.
B
That's over 60 pairs of shoes.
C
Okay, Congratulations, bitch. Why you trying to fight me up? How many of them are the exact same shoe in different colors?
B
Not many.
C
Moving on. Moving on.
B
Yeah, this outfit was not great. The necklace again. I think the broo thing could have been really cool. And then if she would have not put that orange skirt on and had more the material to make it similar to Roxy's and have it like dangling, maybe that could have been cool. And strike the necklace.
C
Not even so. Not even. Because look at this. Like, the thing about covering a corset is you kind of also want to cover the hook and eyes and the opening. And it's really hard to do with these with the. Like. This is not a good look. Honestly, there's. In my opinion, there's nothing salvageable about this look. You have to just throw the baby out with the bath water and start over, you know?
B
Yeah. Let's get onto this. Ella bidet.
C
Elle of A day is the of the UK like, it occurred to me
B
today, you were just right.
C
I can't.
B
Elle of A day is the Rose of the UK it occurred to me today. What are you going through?
C
Yeah, fuck, I'm on my Dr. Seuss shit. Ella Baque. Ella Bay. Elleva Rose is weaponizing her. Is weaponizing her bfa.
B
So is her first. Is she trying to do Jane from Tarzan? Is that what she's doing?
C
Maybe. I guess that makes sense. Yeah, I guess so. This look is fine. It looks like something you see in a play.
B
Yeah, for sure.
C
It was very music big. But I wouldn't gag. I'd be like, oh, she's wearing a costume from a play and she looks perfectly fine.
B
You know, I agree, I agree, I agree.
C
I think they were too harsh about this. This cocktail dress. I think the dress looks Nice. It is a very plain dress. They were. I think Gram Noor has been way too harsh. I do agree with the tiny lady. The jacket does not necessarily go with it.
B
Yeah, she was trying to do a thing, and she was trying to, like, show, like, how does she can sew and how ambitious she was. I think she. She. She missed the jacket. She would have spent more time making this tartan mini dress and maybe making a purse to go with it and something maybe like a shrug or something out of that same fabric. Then it could have been cool. But, yeah, the neon jacket did not work.
C
I think she looks really pretty, though.
B
She does look pretty. She looks pretty here on the cameras when the video, like, watching the episode, I was like, ooh, but here she looks pretty.
C
Oh, my God. You know what's weird? How Verna Green's first look. This looks. It tells a story, and it does make sense. You can see if they would have been like, I just didn't like it. It wasn't pretty. That would have made sense. They were acting like. I don't get it. She's yawning and she's in a sleeping bag.
B
Bitch.
C
What doesn't make sense? How does this not. I don't get it. What do you mean, you don't get it? She's in a fucking sleeping bag and she's yawning and her hair's messed up.
B
Girl.
C
And her makeup smudged. What do you mean you don't get it? This makes literally perfect sense.
B
Bernadette Peters goes camping.
C
But does it make sense to you?
B
Yeah, I mean, it does make sense. She looked like a camper who fell asleep. I mean, in her talking, she was like, I'm going. She was like, I got drunk last night and I went to the. She was like, had a whole story. But, yes, this makes sense. She looks like someone who was camping and they woke up late or they're tired or whatever. Yes.
C
Also, she's not afraid to wear flats on the Runway. This is her second time in three episodes wearing flats on the Runway. I'm like, girl, you really. You really went out there in some fucking flats. You better fucking do it.
B
This second look. Jesus.
C
Is a bad. It is. It is bad. I actually really am kind of. I'm kind of into this makeup, though. Not the lips, but I'm kind of into this, like, drippy eye thing. You don't like it at all? No, I'm kind of into it. I think it's a moment, but this look is bad. Bad girl. It's bad.
B
Bad I cannot. This was when she walked out. I said, this is insane. And I don't mean to be very harsh on Veronica, because I heard Veronica's a very nice lady. I heard she's very talented, and she deserves everything in life. Coming to this girl was not the tea mama. Not it.
C
Why are you being so sensitive around Veronica? But you bullied all the other girls, and now you're being sensitive to Veronica. Why did Veronica get all the niceness?
B
Cause she went home. This is her. I think last week, you and I made it very clear on some of the thoughts of Veronica's choices. And this week, I think she went home, and I'm trying to give her a little sugar with her medicine.
C
Wow, that's so sweet of you. Maybe I should take the note. Not interested. All right, let's go for the eliminated girl. So Anubis is again, like, she does this thing where she's like, she wants the top of her head to go up. Another foot in the air. Like, that is her thing. It's like, if it's not a mile high, honey, if it's not a mile high, I'm not interested. Unless she's doing. They're both doing Girl Scout look or they have a different name for them over there, but I can't remember the name.
B
Scout girl.
C
I certainly prefer Anubis over Electrofence. Electrofences is like, I don't know even what the hell I'm looking at.
B
I think she's a camper. There's a bird nest on her head. You know your favorite thing? Girls that just put something on their head.
C
Put something on their head. I hate that shit. Also, weren't Chorizo's tights dirty? They said it, like, three times.
B
No, they said they were scrunched up.
C
No, they said dirty tights. I wrote it down because RuPaul was even. Like, the wrinkles, the so and so, the dirty tights.
B
Oh, yeah, sure.
C
And they said it again. They. I was like, were her tights that dirty?
B
Maybe they were. We just didn't notice.
C
Yeah, I mean, the camera has a hard time picking up difference in colors.
B
They did a really good job of hiding it. On your season for you.
C
Oh, yeah. I haven't washed my tights, literally, since my season, and I'm proud of it. What is. Which was the best look for you?
B
The best look was, hands down, Christopher Sashi's second look look. Hands down.
C
I agree.
B
It looks, in my opinion, River Midway being a close second.
C
Medway.
B
Medway. Who's the strongest for You.
C
My favorite look was Kristen Versace's second look. This little tartan explosion look is really fucking clever. And my least favorite look is Veronica Green's second sad pinata look.
B
Do you think that Crystal Versace second look was inspired by any other queen? Cause obviously she said it herself. She started watching shows since she was 8. She was very inspired by the show. Her look to me was a cross section between Naomi Smalls book one and Aquaria's design one for all season 10.
C
That's literally what I was gonna say. You literally took the words right out of my mouth.
B
Yeah, yeah.
C
There's no more to chat about. So they go back into the. So the judges are deliberating and the girls go back to, like, kind of do a little chit chats. And so all of a sudden, now Kitty's got claws. Now she's also on this keep this shit to yourself train. She looks over and tells River Medway that she's surprised she's not lip syncing. Why do these girls keep giving this completely unsolicited opinion about who should and shouldn't be lip syncing?
B
I know, because that girl, you're tired now. You got a little liquor in you, so you got a little liquid courage, and you're like this. What? I think I'm surprised that you run in the bottom.
C
And I'm really surprised. And then I'm really. Do you think that Crystal should have told the judges that Veronica Green helped her out so much?
B
I don't think so.
C
Because Crystal kept that shit to her fucking self, right? I don't think it could have. I don't think it would have hurt Crystal in any way. I think it would have helped Veronica Green.
B
No, I don't think it would have helped. I mean, maybe you can argue that that helped Asia for Asia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So perhaps. But no, I don't think she's under any obligation to. She can if she wants to and she doesn't and she doesn't want. And I think she's perfectly justified in not telling them. But also, yes, we saw her helping her. We don't know how much she helped her. We saw her for two seconds on the camera. Maybe she was like, oh, girl, you should probably try to slow this down as opposed. Like, she didn't construct a whole garment.
C
Yeah. I mean, I don't. I don't know. We don't know. We literally don't know.
B
We don't.
C
Vanity really came out of nowhere. She was like, some of us look like we're wearing Custom things. Some of us look like we're off the rack. And then she was like, in Scarlet. And I was like, oh, my God.
B
That.
C
That was.
B
That felt really uncalled for because she's girls. Her second time in the bottom girl in a row.
C
She was like, scarlett didn't put the. In the bottom. Why she. Why would she look at Scarlet and some dumb, ugly cunts are wearing that Looks like it's literally off the shitty rack.
B
I was like, charity chose violence too. She was like, girl, the girls are popping off in this. In this little untucked moment. I love it.
C
What did Charity say? She. She was mad at Crystal.
B
Yeah. She's mad at Crystal. Yeah.
C
Yeah. This is all. They were just. They were in their feelings. This episode. Episode three is when you really is when the honeymoon is officially worn off and you're getting real.
B
Also, the camera was so shady to Veronica because, you know, she looks sad as hell in this outfit. She's sitting on this chair, and every time the camera would pan to her, she just looked so sad, and I just felt so bad for her, to be honest.
C
She also painted tears on so she couldn't look happy. You know what I mean? So the bitch couldn't look happy no matter what she did. So let's go. So we get back to the main stage, and a lot of the girls have been told they're safe. I just want you all to. To hear this. I don't know why. It tickled me. And it was so funny when Crystal were told she was safe like this. Just listen to it afterwards. It's like. You know in the Simpsons when they show someone walking off camera and you hear the feet. It was. They were like, crystal, you're safe. And it was like, clip, clop, clip, clap, clap, clap, clop, clip, clip, clip. And no one. No one was talking. There was nowhere. It was just silence and Crystal walking back to her spot, which for some reason, really tickled me. And all of a sudden, something that the beautiful, lovely, and extremely talented woman who deserves everything coming to Veronica Green said. It was really wild to me this episode. She goes. And I was the only girl to not lip sync for my season. And I was like, bitch, you left halfway through.
B
It's not even halfway. A quarter, right?
C
So I'm like, is that like. Like, it's not like you made it to the end. It's not. You didn't. You didn't pull a Bianca or a Courtney ax, you know what I mean? Like, anyway. But she was like, I'm gonna show These. The. The thing is to, like, we do those interviews after the lip sync has already happened.
B
Right.
C
So, you know, she was like, I'm gonna show these girls how it's done. And she did that after she went home.
B
Well, you know, Bob, she. Maybe she felt. That lipstick was so bad. It was so chaotic.
C
It was so bad. As soon as Veronica grieves her lipstick in that pinata gown, I knew she was gonna rip it apart. I knew she was. And the thing about trying to rip something apart is you make it so it won't fall apart.
B
Yeah.
C
So when you're trying to take it apart, it takes a lot of effort because the things are made so they won't fall apart.
B
Yeah. And she's so.
C
Watching her try to take these wings off and try to take off chunks and pieces, and I was like, girl, just. I don't know, Mary. It's a wrap, mama. I'm so sorry to tell you, but, like, it's a rap.
B
Just try to do the best you can in this gown and, like, do a thing. Also, Vanity. Milan did not do a great job either. She was fine. Also. She, like, opened up, like, the first eight bars. It was like. It was like a big old split. And I was like, girl, what? You know, you just doing shit.
C
Like, time your numbers. Honestly, instead of trying. This is. I mean, this is my opinion. Instead of trying to out lip sync the person next to you, just try to come up with a good number.
B
Yeah.
C
Try to make sure that your number, even if there was no one else there is a good number. Think about Sookie Nutmega Nash doing. Come on, Barbie, let's go party by herself on the fucking stage.
B
Right.
C
That is what you should be trying to achieve. The number itself needs to be good.
B
Yeah. Yeah, it was. Both of them were terrible. So. But Veronica just look crazy and sad. So I understand Vanity staying and Milan and Veronica going home.
C
I'm very shocked that Veronica Green went home. I mean, not from this episode, but, like, I would have not expected her to go home so early. I am shook. I do believe that Victoria Scone is going to come back. Victoria Scott's gonna come back next season. Or maybe maybe in an All Stars or maybe. Maybe in America.
B
Maybe she'll be on three seasons now. They're probably gonna do an All Star soon. You damn right.
C
Maybe she'll be on season 14 here in America.
B
That could be cool.
C
She'd be like, hell hath no fear. Like a woman scone twice. But I. I mean, best of luck to Ms. Green. I think that she had a great two seasons of drag Race, and I think she cemented herself in the world of UK drag as a real, like, mainstay.
B
Damn. Just UK drag. Whoa.
C
Oh, my God. You're ridiculous. You're ridiculous.
B
That's episode three. So, guys, so Bob has one more week of watchery, and then, then we have some surprise special guests who will be co hosting Student Watchery with me.
C
Let's just say you'll be Victoria Green. Within Me. No, I'm kidding. I thought.
A
I'm serving.
B
Imagine it's Veronica Green, bitch.
C
Oh, shit. All right, bye, everybody.
A
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Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: October 11, 2021
In this installment of Sibling Watchery, Bob and Monét recap and dissect Episode 3 of Drag Race UK Season 3, focusing on the design challenge where queens created runway looks from camping materials. The episode is heavy on banter, critiques of the queens’ runways, candid takes on reality TV strategy, and the emotional fallout from Victoria Scone’s early exit due to injury. As ever, their trademark chemistry, shade, and humor shine throughout.
The hosts go queen-by-queen, dissecting both “brought” and “made” runway looks.
On queens in the bottom:
“Girls love to get in the bottom and be like, ‘I showed these girls what’s up.’” – Bob (06:31)
On fitness rivalry:
“Athlete where, bitch?” – Bob (03:34)
On mini-challenge winners:
“There’s no Lawrence Chaney in this cast.” – Bob (12:14)
On helping in sewing challenges:
“I love that River is being...‘I’m not your resource, bitch, figure it out!’” – Monét (24:10)
On Crystal’s second look critique:
“This is definitely the best look of the fucking evening, this thing.” – Bob (43:04)
On design challenge strategy:
“The easiest thing to do in a sewing challenge is to grab curtains or grab a blanket.” – Bob (53:36)
On TV editing and judge decisions:
“They shot the gun too early and gave Crystal a win last week that she did not deserve...they couldn’t give her three in a row. It doesn’t make for good TV.” – Bob (54:12)
On supporting fellow queens:
“If you could win this challenge, you can go buy 10 more corsets.” – Bob (29:55)
The tone is unfiltered, snarky, and playful—packed with inside jokes, shade, and references to Drag Race lore. Bob and Monét’s chemistry is infectious, seamlessly weaving real critique with humor and heartfelt admiration for the art of drag.
The hosts agree that Crystal Versace’s second look was runway of the night, and generally found the design challenge underwhelming, with some queens letting nerves or confusion sabotage their efforts. Both bemoan the formulaic TV elements that can lead to questionable judging, and point out the growing intensity and openness of episode 3: confessions, confrontations, and true competition.
Best moment to revisit: Runway critique (Starting around 37:24), especially the spirited debate over Crystal’s looks and the hosts’ playful dragging of their own season 10 design challenge performances.