Sibling Watchery - Drag Race UK Season 3 - Episode 4

Summary

Sibling Watchery | Drag Race UK Season 3, Episode 4

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry – Sibling Watchery
Date: October 18, 2021
Hosts: Monét X Change (& guest host Naomi Smalls; Bob absent), with contributions from “Jacob” and others

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Episode Overview

This energetic Sibling Watchery episode finds Monét X Change joined by Drag Race royalty and fan-favorite Naomi Smalls (standing in for Bob The Drag Queen). The two dive into Episode 4 of RuPaul’s Drag Race UK Season 3, featuring a girl group challenge in true Drag Race tradition. With their signature chemistry, playful shade, and sharply funny insights, Monét and Naomi dissect the episode’s drama, discuss the performances, runway looks, and results, and share their iconic opinions on the queens in the competition.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Naomi Smalls Joins the Watchery

• Naomi Smalls as “Cousin” (01:38): Naomi gleefully accepts her honorary “cousin” status on Sibling Rivalry, expressing her love for Bob and Monét.

  “I stan the doll of Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change… I am very honored to be here to fill the shoes of Roberta Elaine.” — Naomi (01:50)

2. Early Episode Fallout & Vanity Milan’s Storyline

• Vanity is in the bottom for the second time and claims she’s about to show her growth.
• Naomi & Monét roll their eyes at repeated Drag Race tropes:

  “We need to retire the words ‘lit a fire underneath my ass’ from Drag Race fully.” — Naomi (04:23)

• Discussion of Vanity’s drag inexperience (just one year) and how that impacts her journey.

3. River Medway Gets Shade

• Monét questions why queens keep coming for River (05:29), pointing out her steady performance.
• Naomi praises River’s chill attitude:

  “River is a better woman than I. … River was good. I really, really love River's demeanor. … She doesn’t let those… I don’t even know if she notices the shade…” — Naomi (05:56)

• Monét reveals River thought Sibling Rivalry was shading her, but they resolved it via DMs.

4. The Divas: Kitty Scott-Claus and Scarlet Harlot

• Both hosts love Kitty as narrator and personality of the season (06:59).
• Monét points out Scarlet’s youthful appearance and fluctuating “age” in drag:

  “It’s so weird. Sometimes Scarlet looks like she’s 7 years old, and then… like 77.” — Naomi (08:12)

5. “Trade” Talk & Pre-Challenge Banter (08:45–10:04)

• Debate over who is the “trade” of the season (Ella Vaday, Charity Case, etc.), and Naomi’s affection for Charity’s vibe.
• Naomi shares fondness for girl group challenges, especially referencing her own experiences.
• Favorite girl groups: Naomi roots for Spice Girls (10:35), Monét shouts out 3LW.

6. Girl Group Challenge: Selections and Dynamics

• Crystal Versace and Teresa are picked last for teams. Monét dissects why: Crystal can’t dance, and Teresa isn’t seen as a strong dancer.
• Naomi notices lingering resentment toward Crystal for earlier harsh critiques.

7. Crystal Versace’s Run

• Both hosts marvel at Crystal’s stellar track record (two wins and a high in four episodes; 12:07).

  “There’s few bitches that I literally, like, pause the screen and I start screaming. And Crystal is like… her makeup is just out of this [world].” — Naomi (12:40)

• The Raven vs. Crystal makeup conversation gets laughs.

8. Perspective on British Guest Judges

• Monét confesses unfamiliarity with most UK guest judges, to the amusement of viewing parties (13:41).

9. Recording & Rehearsal Mayhem

• Charity Case goes for a wild, comedic take to stand out in the recording session — and Monét questions the wisdom of that strategy (14:35).
• Naomi respects Charity for not spreading concern to her teammates but sees the scene as pure Drag Race chaos.

10. Standout: River’s Emotional Workroom Moment

• River’s heartfelt story about her mother passing before Drag Race moves both hosts (23:38).

  “That was probably my favorite way that the show has ever articulated, like, someone passing and the light that can come from it.” — Naomi (24:46)

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In-Depth Challenge Recaps

Girl Group “BDE” Challenge (28:59–48:07)

• The teams: “Slice Girls” (Crystal’s team) and “Pick’n’Mix” (Ella’s team).
• The panel reads and critiques each queen’s lyrics and performance.

Notable Quotes & Moments—Lyrics Breakdown

• Crystal Versace Lyrics: “Sex on legs, she’s a face and the grace, big aunt, tiny waist, I’m fiercer than fierce…”

  “They’re not like, ‘Oh my God, bitch, you better work,’ but they’re good lyrics.” — Monét (29:47)

• Charity Case Lyrics: “I got snot on my face… all dressed up looking like the dog’s dinner…”

  “I don’t really understand the snot on my face or the dog’s dinner. What is dog’s dinner?” — Naomi (31:06) “It sounds like Harry Potter jelly beans in a verse.” — Naomi (48:51)

• Kitty Scott-Claus Lyrics: Universally praised as “slayed it” and “gorgeous” (35:02).

  “She becomes a doll when she paints—she’s gorgeous.” — Monét (35:20)

• River Medway: Emotional verse referencing her late mother; lauded for “beautiful” and “heartfelt” performance (43:08).

Standout Performances & Weak Links

• Crystal and Kitty widely praised for their looks and performance.
• Weakest: Charity’s lyrics and overall verse, followed (possibly) by Scarlet’s underwhelming and self-defeating turn.

  “Charity, I don’t understand the dog food and the snot.” — Naomi (48:43)

• “Pick’n’Mix” (Ella’s group) had the more memorable song stuck in their heads (47:52).

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Runway Critiques: The Spice Girls Category (49:05–58:06)

Queen-by-Queen Highlights

• Crystal Versace (Baby Spice):

  “She is stunning. Jesus Christ.” — Monét (50:27) “It’s really not a super easy task to make something phenomenal on a celebrity…and still make it fashionable and…a moment. I really think the rhinestones were unnecessary, but this is so detailed, so amazing.” — Naomi (50:44)

• Ella Vaday (Sporty Spice): Cute, campy; Naomi knocks visible wig lace, Monét dislikes the excessive push-ups (51:28).
• River Medway (Ginger Spice): Critiqued for silhouette (“red pamper”), platform shoes, and lack of accuracy (52:15).
• Vanity Milan (Scary Spice): Both baffled by fashion choices (tiger, not cheetah; missing rhinestones); Naomi cringes at the “executive realness” term misused (53:11).
• Choriza May (Ginger Spice): Naomi thinks choriza’s corset is well made and look is great (54:45), though perhaps over-accessorized with a cape.

Best and Worst Looks

• Best: Both agree Crystal wins (“not even thinking about it”) (57:05).
• Vanity’s was “so underwhelming,” both agree she’s the weakest (57:56).

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Judges’ Critiques & Lip Sync

• Charity and Scarlet land in the bottom two (58:22). Both hosts agree that’s correct.
• Michelle Visage’s note to Charity about not matching group costuming is debated: Naomi finds it “an eyesore,” Monét less bothered (59:38).

Lip Sync:

• Both agree the lip sync was solid but not double-shantae-worthy.

  “They were doing the lip sync, they were not performing it… There was no ‘factor.’ … Double Shantae worthy? No.” — Naomi (64:03)

Scarlet Harlot’s Age Reveal

• Both hosts are shocked to learn Scarlet is 27, noting her unusually “good skin” (61:43).

Predictions

• Both predict Vanity or Scarlet could be going home soon, unless Vanity “proves herself” (65:13).

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Notable Quotes & Banter

• “Stop being sad, Charity. Sit your ass down.” — Naomi (23:30)
• “Why do you think no one did Posh?” (56:05)
• “You cannot wear a ponytail without a nape lace… I can see all the prep. Mmm.” — Naomi (51:57)
• “I love boobs. Now I like a little B cup. I got a little something.” — Naomi (42:55)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Naomi's Opening & Honorary Cousin Banter: 01:38–02:20
• Vanity’s Fallout and River Drama: 04:00–06:59
• Crystal Praise & Track Record Breakdown: 12:07–12:51
• Girl Group Challenge Rehearsal: 14:35–16:06
• River’s Emotional Workroom Story: 23:38–24:46
• Lyrics & Performance Breakdowns: 28:59–36:09
• Runway Looks Discussion: 49:05–58:06
• Lip Sync & Judges’ Critique: 58:22–64:13
• Predictions & Sign-off: 65:13–66:21

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Memorable Moments

• Monét and Naomi’s “American ignorance” regarding UK celebrities (13:41).
• Naomi’s ruthless banter about head-wraps and “method acting” Mel B (25:43).
• Both hosts breaking down the utility and ugly realities of titty bibs in drag (41:41–42:55).
• Gagging at Scarlet’s true age (61:43).
• Naomi’s iconic advice for future Drag Race girls: “Take the biggest role, T.” (22:45)

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Summary

A hilarious, in-depth Sibling Watchery episode that offers both heartfelt Drag Race reflection (River’s story), sharp-tongued critiques (Charity’s lyrics, Vanity’s style), and riotous chemistry between Monét and guest Naomi Smalls. Their love for particular UK queens shines, especially Kitty and Crystal, while they mercilessly roast others’ performances and looks. Packed with inside jokes, Drag Race wisdom, and plenty of shade, this episode is both fun and essential listening for fans seeking fierce analysis with a comedic twist.

Transcript

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[C]

my name is Bob the Drag Queen. And I'm Monet X Change. And this is Sibling Rivalry. Ladies and gentlemen, the listeners and watchers of Sibling Watchery, we have Bob and I literally brag about her probably every other podcast, because she literally is that bitch. Amazing. Look at her. Look how flawless she is, y'.

[D]

All.

[C]

We have Naomi Smalls in the house.

[A]

Hello. I am a cousin, so I am so happy to be here.

[C]

Oh, my God, Naomi, I cannot believe that you are a cousin. We will give you a membership.

[A]

Well, I mean, I guess like cousin. Yeah, I definitely pay for the Patreon, but Cousin, I feel like, is like a state of life. It's like it's exactly who I. I, Stan the doll of Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change. So I'm not a size 14. I am a little bit smaller, but I am very honored to be here to fill the shoes of Roberta Elaine. Tdq.

[C]

The subtle Naomi Smalls is the queen of subtle shade. Bitch. You know Naomi will read you and like 10 minutes later, you're like, laughing. You're like, oh, shit, that was me. Got it, Naomi. Okay, so first of all, have you been watching UK3? Are you enjoying it? How are you feeling so far?

[A]

I am just. I'm a Drag Race fan. I am never going to complain about there being too many seasons on. I am watching all the seasons, I am rewatching all the seasons, and I am especially watching RuPaul's Drag Race UK season three. Do you like it?

[C]

Yeah, you know, I like it, but to be honest, I didn't watch. I, like, kind of watched one, I did not watch two at all. So I'm like, this is, like, my reintroduction into the UK queens, and I'm enjoying it so far. They're cute.

[A]

They are such babies.

[C]

Such babies.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

That is the thing. Like, they're all so. They all seem so young and new to drag, like, a lot of them.

[A]

Yes. And they're like. I mean, they're just visually, like. They're all, like, short and tiny and, like, no pimples, and it must be nice.

[C]

Gone are the days of the season made top three, when all of y' all were, like, six foot four, have been doing drag for, like, nine years. It's, like, gone are those days, girl.

[A]

Yeah. What happened to real drag? What happened to real drag? I'm just kidding.

[C]

That being said, shall we jump right in?

[A]

Yes, let's do it. I would love to get your thoughts.

[C]

Well, we have the fallout, and right in the fallout, Vanity. I mean, this is her second time in the bottom, too. And right at the top of it, she's like, these girls don't know. I'm here to show everybody that I'm looking like the typical drag race. I was in the bottom, and I'm back trope. And I'm like, girl, you keep on saying this every episode. Is this gonna come to fruition this time?

[A]

Girl, I think that we need to retire. The words lit a fire underneath my ass from Drag Race fully. Whenever something goes wrong, whenever someone's in the bottom, girl. Next week, next week, next week. But Vanity said that last week, and I was not. I really was not gagging. But I am impressed by the confidence.

[C]

I know the confidence. It do take nerve, but when she

[A]

gives it, it doesn't seem 100% authentic. Like, I feel like she's like, yeah, she's saying what you like, what she thinks we want to hear, but in reality, for sure.

[C]

And then I remember, this girl has only been doing drag for, like, a year. I cannot imagine going on Drag Race after doing drag for a year. Bitch, I don't know anything. I didn't know anything about myself after a year of drag. Like, nothing.

[A]

Oh, that makes a lot more sense. I did not know that. Mm. Poor, poor child.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And then an evanity gives her opinions of who should have been in the bottom, lip syncing, and she says, Sharice and River, which I am Very confused why everyone keeps on coming for River. Since week one, river has been steadily doing a decent job with wearing nice clothes on the Runway. I just don't. I feel like that's something that we're not seeing. Cause everybody stay coming at River. She was like, river, you should have been to bottom. I think you deserve to be there. I'm like, his outfits weren't great. He created a great look for the main stage. Like, what is this beef everyone has with River?

[A]

River is a better woman than I. Cause, bitch, I would have Molly whopped vanity in that moment. Cause why the fuck are you talking to me like that? Bitch, you're still. I still see the beef of sweat falling from your forehead. Cause you just lip synced. River was good. River was good. I really. I really, really love River's demeanor. I feel like she is so chill and so, like, poised, and she doesn't, like, let those. Like, I don't even know if she notices the shade that they're giving her.

[C]

Yeah. Cause she's like. She's like, I don't. I'm not even focusing on that. Like, I'm not focusing on Yalls drama. I really, really, really like River. And, you know, online, like, after week one, Bob and her had exchanged online. She thought that Simmond rivalry was coming for her. But then what? Bob thought that she was on my sibling watchery. And then they had a DM conversation that apparently she wasn't. But I have been standing river since episode two, not episode one. Since episode two, I've been standing River. River and Kitty Scott Claus are my girls. I love both of them a lot.

[A]

Love Kitty. I love that you love Kitty too. Right? It makes so much sense. Like, she is the narrator of the season.

[C]

For sure, for sure, for sure. Do you notice that Scarlet looks like the kid from the Little Rascals? You know what I'm talking about? The little white boy with the glasses and the little come over.

[A]

No, not Alfalfa.

[C]

No, not Alfalfa. The other one. She looks just like the boy from the Little Rascals. Jacob gonna pull up a picture. You're gonna be like, oh, my God, it is Scarlet. Harlot. Oh, there he goes. Jacob, look at you. You're so fast. Jacob.

[A]

And Scarlet's the one who just won, right?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, she's the one that just won. Yeah. How do you feel about her winning that challenge last week next to Crystal? And do you think that she deserved to win last week's challenge?

[A]

Naomi, she won a drag race challenge, and she wasn't even wearing an earring. Damn. No, I don't. But I really think that, like, on a producer side, they could not give it to Crystal. Cause I really think that Crystal killed it.

[C]

For sure.

[A]

Absolutely.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I agree. Look, she. She looks like the one in the bottom, right? That is Scarlett Harlot girl.

[A]

Oh, my God. It really is. It really is. And, you know, it's so weird. I feel like Scarlet sometimes she looks like she's, like, 7 years old, and then sometimes I look at her, and I think she's, like, 77 years old. Like, she can look like an old lady real quick.

[C]

Yes, yes, I agree. Agreed.

[A]

Milk in the uk do not. Oh, hey, sorry.

[C]

No, keep on going. Okay, wait. Moving on to.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

So we can move on to the. So now it is a new day in the workroom, and the girls are around the table, and they're about to find out. I have a question for you. Bob swears that Ella Vadae is trade. Do you consider Ella Vaday trade? Like, I can say Ella is cute. I don't think Ella is trade. I mean, she's a tradiest of all of them there, but she's not Trey.

[A]

I think she is the most stereotypically cute one there, but that's not Trey to me. And not. I don't. It's not necessarily my type either, but I think that. Who is the cutest? Who's the cutest? Who's the cutest?

[C]

I think it's between Ella and Charity. Charity has, like, beautiful teeth, and I just, like. I like Charity's vibe.

[A]

Yeah, I like Charity's vibe too. What a baby. I also like Charity's the only queen queen that I know before watching the season.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Like, and I've worked at work.

[C]

I never heard of her. Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah. They're very nice.

[C]

Okay, so now it's a new day, and the girls are finding out that it's gonna be a girl group challenge. How do you feel about girl group challenges? Nay. After your two seasons of Drag Race, everybody say love. Everybody say love.

[A]

I have very fond memories of my girl group challenge. I think that we really bonded. That was, like, one of our first Drag Race experience, bonding moments. I like a group challenge, but there's always someone that has to go home, and as long as it's not me, I'm cool with it. And it's like, you know, it's never gonna be me, so it's okay. But I think if I had to choose my favorite girl group, it definitely would be Spice Girls.

[C]

Oh, yeah. A girl group. Spice Girls. My favorite girl group of all time would probably be 3 LW. I will never forget what 8th grade dance. I'm getting a little tiny for Brooklyn. Promises 3 LW. Those are my bitches. I lived.

[A]

I'm actually being really stupid right now. I think I'm just trying to be UK savvy. Cause. And not basic, but Destiny's Child Beyonce is like, you know, that is the joker.

[C]

T, T, T, T, T. Yeah, we

[A]

just forget that Destiny's Child isn't just Beyonce. Beyonce, Beyonce.

[C]

I know. I mean, she's staying on the vocals. So Krystal, Versace, and Teresa are the last to being picked, I think. I don't think it's a strategy. I think the girls are looking. They're like, crystal, she can't dance. She was bad in the draggatan thing with. Well, not bad, but she was the worst. She was the most inept at learning choreo. And Charissa was not a dancer as well, but Theresa is like, oh, they're trying to. They're not picking me because I'm the best. I'm like, no, bitch. They're not picking you because you're bad. It's not trash.

[A]

See, I think that the girls are still mad about Crystal. Like, I think that Ru, for some reason, gave Crystal a mic to read all these bitches, like, second episode, and the girls are still in their feelings about it.

[C]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[A]

Chorizo, I think, is upslow. Like, really, really, really, really funny. But really, really, really, really funny has nothing to do with a girl group. So I can understand why she was chosen last.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And. And I mean, also with Krystal, I do. I agree. I think that they all got read by her so fiercely, and I think they all still resent her. But, I mean, bitch, she has. She's won two challenges already. She was in the top for the other one. Like, she has. I was looking online on Twitter. Somebody posted. She has had. She has, like, one of the best Drag Race track track records in like, a short amount of time. She's been win, win high. So she is, like, really doing the fucking thing in four episodes of Drag Race. It's kind of wild.

[A]

I stand. There's. There's few bitches that I literally, like, pause the screen and I start screaming. And Crystal is like, her makeup is just out of this.

[C]

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Last week, when Raven. When her and Raven were, like, face to face, I was like, raven's probably looking at her like this Little bitch has my face on hers.

[A]

Absolutely. But I think that, like, it's also gotta be such a. It's gotta be such a compliment. But the fact that the bitch has no pores, I'd probably slap her right there. But you know, Covid,

[C]

God, thank you for giving us Naomi Smalls this week. Honestly, Jacob, let's just fire Bob. We're firing Bob. Naomi's hired permanently. If she wants to, because I can't.

[A]

I really feel like I rarely do these, like, talk about Drag Race moments while. I'll do it with you because I just feel like I say too much crazy shit. But I like that you guys are.

[C]

I love it. Love it. The fucking. Okay. This is gonna sound so ignorant and so American and so whatever, but when these British celebrities come out, I'm like, girl, give us a. For the viewers at home, give us. I'm like, who is that? And they're all coming out one by one. I'm like, bitch, we don't know you. I was at the viewing party. Everybody at the viewing party was like, like, I don't know who that is.

[A]

I was curious if they. If they invited them or didn't even tell them about baby sprites coming the next day. Do they know that there's gonna be a. Maybe not a higher celebrity, but a more well known celebrity who's gonna be on the judges panel. So they're having their moment now.

[C]

Yeah, but I mean, yeah, probably, maybe.

[A]

H is a cute name. So love it.

[C]

Is it. Is she cute? She cute. We go into the recording session for on the gr and Charity is going in a specific direction of a character. And I have two thoughts, one thought, I'm like, okay, if you know you can't sing, that's not your thing. RuPaul is always like, make me laugh. She's probably like, I'm gonna do this crazy character. So RuPaul could laugh. And number two, I'm like, bitch, you're gonna stand out so much from everybody else. Is that a smarter decision to do? I don't know.

[A]

I don't think so. I don't think that she even knows what the hell she's doing. I don't think a lot of the girls knew. Cause they were like, they were going up there and then it would like, you know, kind of spiral into a different direction. But Charity, I feel like this is definitely not her strong suit, but I do respect that she wasn't going to like, worry her other teammates with it. Like, I feel like that's something you go back to Your hotel room and you practice and you cry by yourself into your pillow and hope for the best.

[C]

Oh, yeah, for sure. I was. I was. I was saying, like, last week, like, with Sharisa or two weeks ago, whatever it was with the thing, she was like. She went into her team, she was like, listen, I don't know how to dance. I don't have coordination. I don't know my name, but I think we're gonna do a good job. I'm like, don't tell people that you're bad at this. Like, bitch, do it. And if you're bad, you're bad. And if you're good, you're good. Like, don't tell everyone that you're gonna suck before you even try.

[A]

Yeah, you gotta fake it till you make it. Especially around, like, some queens who are really just, like. It's not like All Stars where we can vote each other off, but, like, these girls are gonna be looking at you like, you don't belong here if you're talking like that. Do you even want this?

[C]

For sure, right? For sure, for sure. And, bitch, when queens smell blood in the water, bitch, they will make you the rest of your time on that show. Well, in a regular season, living hell in All Stars. You, like, kind of friends with Valentina, so you don't want to be super mean to her, but at the same time, you're like, bitch, go home. You know?

[A]

Yeah. Everyone's out for themselves, girls. Remember, it's a competition. It really is a competition. So this is all cute and whatever it is all about you.

[C]

I mean, yes, for sure. Because, what, Life's not fair?

[A]

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[C]

Oh, okay. Now, as someone who can sing and sounded like absolute shit on Drag Race, I feel very comfortable saying that Ella sounds fucking terrible. And I'm like, girl, girl, this. It was not good. She sounded crazy in the recording.

[A]

I know, but I think that we should do it on the count of three. One, two, three. People hate it.

[C]

On the count of three.

[D]

People hate it.

[A]

Got the COVID

[D]

Y'. All.

[C]

On the Christmas tour that season that All Stars 4 was airing, Vanjie and Naomi would constantly people hating on the COVID And it was honestly, the only way I got through the embarrassment was Vanjie and Naomi people hating undercovering me because I was literally going insane. So I still appreciate you for that, Naomi. Thank you so much.

[A]

You're so welcome. I thought it was. I thought it was a really cute moment when. When river was up at the mic and they were having, like, that, what is it? What femme means to me or femme every day, like, and then him, like, having his full circle moment. I love having those moments on Drag Race when someone gets to see someone from their past that, like, sparks, like, a nerve in them and makes them, like, all emotional. Because that was so cute. River is so cute.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah. River is so cute. I really, really, really enjoy River. I enjoy River's Talking Heads. I like the person I'm getting to know through the camera. Like, I really enjoy river and having this moment with. What's the name? W Y H, H, H, H, H, H. I think that moment with H was really cute because I know that feeling, too about for me. And even though I had no access to this person, it was like the first gay show I remember watching was Queer as Folk. And even though I don't even know if Brian Kenny is gay in real life, but, like, watching Queer As Folk and seeing Justin and Brian Kenney, I was like, okay, having sex in the club one day. I can do that too. You know what I mean? So I was like, work. I lived.

[A]

We should try that sometime.

[C]

Oh, my God. Nay, this. Okay, so the first group, Charity's group. Or I mean, yeah, Charity's group, when they were rehearsing, they were giving me very Everybody say Love energy. Cause do you remember our first. First rehearsal for fucking Everybody say Love was chaotic as fuck. And they are giving me chaos boots, girl. This rehearsal, Kitty was the leader But Charity is kind of taking over. It was like, so it was giving me very. Monique was trying to do her thing, but Farrah was like, it was crazy. I was like, this is too much. They're going to be terrible.

[A]

You knew that they were going to be too terrible before they even went. Yeah. You thought so? Yeah, I did. I thought it was going to be Ella's game. I mean, yeah, I definitely thought Ella's group was going to be bad just because Ella went up and she just, like, really set the tone for everybody else and she. When you say, like, this is what I do back home and you don't deliver, it's kind of terrifying.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

It doesn't look good on TV either, but it looks good for the storyline.

[C]

Hello. I also think that the coaches, these fucking steps people, they were so, like, the ones who were helping the choreo, they were, like, literally not. They were not offering any good advice. It was all really mundane. She was like, one time, she was like, everything. Everything will come together if you guys all practice. Yeah, no shit. Of course. Like, give me, like, good, like, advice for the rehearsal.

[A]

I think that Crystal is definitely a bitch after Raven's Heart because she's like, I don't sing, I don't dance. That was.

[C]

I love it, though. I loved it, though. I loved it.

[A]

But I like that Kitty Scott Claus is like, I'm going to take over. She felt very comfortable. Like, this is my. This is my Steve. This is exactly, like, why I do drag. Charity got a little spicy up in there for a second. She's like, all right, let's move it along.

[C]

She did, girl. She did. But that's the thing with Drag Race. But although they haven't done this in a long time, I feel like, maybe because I haven't seen season two and season one, but I feel like normally you do group challenges now, and they still judge it as individuals. I was gagged, obviously. We'll get to this later, y'. All. I was gagged that they judged it as a whole. But that being said, I would be scared to assume a leadership position because that would put me on the chopping block.

[A]

I don't know. I think, like, in retrospect, like, I wish that all those leadership positions, I just took it because I'd rather, like, be up there, like, talking to the judges and explaining myself and, like, I don't know. It's just. It's not a cute. It's not a cute look when you're just, like, under the radar. It really isn't and then you, like, watch, and then you're, like, back home watching it, and you're like, oh, I wish. I just. You don't want to be that girl. Just take it. Take the biggest role, T.

[C]

I mean, honestly, everything you said, moments that I didn't do that I would remember watching at home be like, fuck, I should have, like, stepped up. So. You know what? Naomi's right. Don't fucking listen to me. That is actually great advice for future Drag Race contestants watching this shit right now. That is great advice.

[A]

Stop being sad, Charity. Sit your ass down.

[C]

We go back to the workroom, and river has this really, really, really beautiful moment about her mom. And we've kind of talked about this before on Watch For Y', all, but I could not fathom having to get ready for Drag Race with all the stress, doing it twice, knowing what's all involved. I cannot imagine getting ready for Drag Race and your fucking parent just passed away. That is crazy. So I'm happy that she's telling us this. Basically, a really great story about perseverance and how you gotta, like, push through was her mom's dream, to see her on the show, and it was a really beautiful moment.

[A]

Yeah, I absolutely feel for her. I feel like that's some Grief is definitely not an easy subject to talk about, especially when you're, like, surrounded by everyone else doing their eyebrows and everyone else, like, fixing their wigs and whatnot. And, I mean, I've done, like. I've been in that situation where I just don't feel like I know how to articulate that on camera and, like, get into that. And I feel like she's just so real and so authentic that. That was probably my favorite way that the show has ever articulated. Like, someone passing, and the light that comes, the light that can come from

[C]

that T, for sure. It was really beautiful to see, and I'm really happy to. Honestly, this season, I feel like the Dragons is really doing a good job of making sure that they're caring for the queens. Like, when fucking Crystal called Victoria Scone, she's like, you fucking fat bitch. That's why I don't like you. They saw them heal and talk on camera, which taught the fans, no, you don't have to go to this bitch's page and leave fucking Scone emojis on her fucking Instagram. They talked it out. They squashed it Next. And I like, that show was taking more moments like that on camera.

[A]

Yeah, I agree it's not easy, but, yeah, props to River. I really, really, really Liked that. And she. Yeah, yeah, I feel for sure.

[C]

Let's get to the mainstage.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Something I just needed to clock about the workroom, then getting ready. Ooh, why?

[B]

What?

[A]

It's gonna be a theme for the episode for me. But Scarlet and her Aunt Jemima had wrap, like, doing her makeup.

[C]

I saw that. I saw that too. And I was like, Like, I know, I know.

[A]

Head wraps are not for, you know, one person. I was just like, oh, this is a different. This is a different look. A different item in a closet I'm not familiar with. Okay. For her.

[C]

Yeah, I. I clocked that too. And I went past the camera. I was like, interesting. And then in my mind, I'm like, I was, like, thinking about it, everyone else at a viewing party watching it, and it replayed in my mind a few times. I was like, huh. Okay.

[A]

Strange method acting for Mel B. Later. Well, dish,

[C]

Naomi. Let's get to the main stuff stage and get ready for the performances. First of all, RuPaul looks so cute. I love this Ru look.

[A]

Me too. I really do enjoy, like, the OG legs coming out.

[C]

It's very interesting, for sure. Also, she's been doing lots of cutouts recently.

[A]

I noticed that. Yeah, she wants to show here, here, here.

[C]

Uh huh.

[A]

Uh huh. Let's see. I love that there's no foundation in the sideburns this week.

[C]

Wait, on who?

[A]

On Ru. On Ru and the Ponyt.

[C]

They owe me.

[A]

I do. I do also really like this texture. This is not an easy texture to do with synthetic.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, he looks good. Ain't no Ru loves a high side pony. He loves, like, he. I remember, I've heard him say that a few times in interviews or whatever. He loves a high side pony for whatever reason.

[A]

Very 80s.

[C]

Very 80s. Also, really quick. Can we talk about how good fucking Baby Spice looks? But she's 45 years old. She looks really good and looks like,

[A]

proper in pigtail somehow. Like, it. Like, it was her. It fit her. I love when hair, like, makes sense and it looks so right. It looks.

[C]

Yeah. She looked amazing. I was gagged.

[A]

I was like, conditioner. Yeah, go for it, Emma.

[C]

All right, let's get into so in the dog Nay. Jacob also has the lyrics, which we can go. We can take turns reading the girls lyrics because, like, in the moment, like, watching it, you're like, okay, this is cute. Then you go back and, like, read the lyrics. You're like, ooh, girl. So first up was, what's their name? Is this the slice Girls, Jacob.

[A]

Slice girls.

[C]

Yeah, this is Slice girls. Slice girls. So up first was the Slice Girls, and out the gate was Krystal Versace. Her look, I think I agree with Rue. Her look was very cute. She looked. Her face was fucking incredible. The hair, which. Can we talk about all the human hair units we're seeing on Drag Race recently? Like, human hair is here to stay. And Krista looks amazing. She looks incredible.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, it's that. It's that. That fucking face is just so bomb.

[C]

The face, right? It's just, boom, let's. These are her lyrics. Sex on legs, she's a face and the grace Big aunt, tiny waist I'm fiercer than fierce I'm the queen of queens It's Krystal, Luther K. Just sit back and watch me slay. I think these are good lyrics. They're not like, oh, my God, bitch, you better work. But they're good lyrics.

[A]

Yeah, they're definitely drag lyrics, but they're not desperate. Pick me. It's like very. It's cute. It's her. I like.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Is it my turn to do charity?

[C]

Yeah. Charity. Yeah.

[A]

Okay. I have no idea the rhythm, so bear with me.

[C]

Yeah, I, I would be fucking the rhythm. I'd just be saying whatever.

[A]

I, I, I, It's Cherry case. Oh, I, I, I, It's Charity case. I'm the glamour disgrace the wicked witch of drag have I got snot on my face? Yeah, I'm a sinner, gonna be a winner all dressed up looking like the dog's dinner I might be a bottom but it's hard to top me. Come on, Ru. Give the crown to Charity. Yeah.

[C]

What do you think, Nay?

[A]

I'm a. I'm a watchery, Stan. So there's this, like, definitely Thorgy really summed it up once when, like, someone does. Whenever someone comes in, they're like, pick me, Ru. I'm fierce, I'm stunning.

[D]

Pick me.

[A]

Give me the crown. Like, I hate that shit. And we only got it in the. We only got it in the very bottom. But I don't really understand the snot on my face or the dog's dinner. What is dog's dinner?

[C]

Yeah, I'm like, what is that about? To be quirky. Like, look, I'm quirky. The snot on my face. Woo hoo.

[A]

I'm quirky, I'm quirky, I'm weird. You know, that's just very.

[C]

That very.

[A]

That. Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Scarlett Harlot.

[C]

Ooh, girl, when I tell you this bitch, bitch, she was a line into her lyrics. And she was like, I suck. I'm going to go home. Rolling eyes. She was like, I'm terrible girl. And her look. So she does something with her makeup, like, when it's time to look a challenge, and I'm like, what is going on with your face? I don't know. I. First her makeup. There's a big disconnect for me, and I don't like it and I don't know why, and I feel bad saying that, but, like, it is what it is.

[A]

No? Yeah, she definitely gave up, like, immediately.

[C]

Yeah, for sure.

[A]

These are words. I did kind of love it. I kinda loved it.

[C]

Did you? The chaos,

[A]

like, from starting here, like, river, you need to be more confident. You need to show the judges that you are here. To rolling your eyes, like, just like, I love a car crash. And if it's like a white twink, I gotta love it even more, you know, sometimes. Sorry, Jacob.

[C]

Honestly, that's t. Because she started this episode like, river, like, you don't even want to be here. I don't feel it. For me, I'm like, bitch, you just want one challenge. You are not. Where is this confidence coming from to seeing her whole trajectory throughout this entire episode is just downhill. You're so right. And that's what she get for being so cocky at the beginning. Yeah, Be cocky.

[A]

Don't come for other girls.

[C]

Yeah, for sure. These are her lyrics. The cockney queen is in the house Scarlet's quiet like a mouse Am I blank? I'm going in raw the campus queen the campiest queen you ever saw Hungry for more well, get this scrub all you other girls get out of my pub Fade into the background can't relate. You think you're going to beat me? Pfft. Checkmate. What is it? What, mate?

[A]

Nah, mate.

[C]

Wait, I fucked him up. Nah, mate. See, I wanted to say checkmate because checkmate would have been a better play on words. Girl, hello. Like, checkmate the queen, London the king.

[A]

Like,

[C]

Yeah, these lyrics aren't. Again, they're fine. They're not great. But the fact that. And listen, I feel like I have kind of flubbed my lyrics too. Even though you write them, but remember, y', all, she wrote this probably yesterday and recorded yesterday. And then she tried to, like, learn choreo and stuff. So I get it, it's stressful, but, bitch, just fake it. Just pretend like you. When Michelle said you don't know your words, I'm like, really? I mean, I thought I said all of them. Like. Just kidding.

[A]

Bring up the Little tv, give me the monitor. Cause I know I hit him. I know I hit him

[C]

for sure. And now it's Miss Kitty Scott Claus.

[A]

Miss Kitty Scott Claus. Wait, is this. Is this her name? Like a Spice Girl's pun? Did I miss that in the episode?

[C]

No, it's Kitty. Kitty's got claws. Like a cat has claws. Kitty style claws.

[A]

There was like a moment in the episode where they were like, let's make a joke about Slice and Spice. And she's like, yeah, I've made a career on it. And I was like, oh, what am I missing?

[C]

Oh. Oh, yeah, I missed that too.

[A]

Then lock up your dads. It's Kitty Scott Claus. Dancing around the street make you wet your drawers Birmingham babe move to London town Watch out, huns I need to snatch the crown A material girl with the funnies and sass Knockers for days and a real juicy.

[D]

Hmm.

[A]

Bringing the camp to season three. Sweetie darling, it's all about me. I think Kitty slayed it.

[C]

Slayed it. Slay it. She did such a good job.

[A]

When I was watching it, I had no idea what she was saying. I loved it. And now that I'm, like, reading the lyrics, I love it even more.

[C]

Yeah, I agree 1,000%. And I thought she looked cute.

[A]

She.

[C]

The way she beats her mug bitch. She becomes a doll when she paints, which I'm no shade. It's gonna sound shady. I didn't expect her to be so dolly. She's gorgeous.

[A]

I have to give it up for two things. The bitch is always in a flipper. Always in a flipper on the main stage. That respect the dental gum or whatever kind of like Kegel mouth you're doing to keep that shit in work. And then also she had blue eyeshadow in the challenge because just. Just to be a good friend and tie Miss Charity case in. So it all made sense when it really was just so pointless. But then she switched the main stage for pink eyeshadow. That shit is so hard and so annoying. So, like, I gotta get it.

[C]

This is. This is the Naomi Smalls mind. Only Naomi Smalls would notice that and think about how. Because she's right. That to change because to go from blue to pink, you have to wipe off the blue. You can't. Like, there's nothing you can add to the blue to make it pink. So you have to start with a new eye. So that is gag Naomi. I didn't think about that.

[A]

And I'm wearing my flipper now. I'm just kidding.

[C]

And, you know, also Kudos for her for having a flipper that has divisions between the teeth, you know? Cause Asia has, like, the Barney one that's kind of like one tooth. This one has, like, separation, which is

[A]

really nice, you know? I don't know how they do it in Columbia, girl.

[C]

Yeah. Okay, next we're gonna go to pick and mix. And they started with Ellevide. First of all, why does Elle of a day look so old in Dragon? She looks so old. Like, who is this old lady?

[A]

Let me see. Does she just need more makeup? I love the body.

[C]

The body's great. The body, but something about the choices with the hair and the jewelry. Also, she's always wearing these big jewelries to cover up her titty bib, which everyone has a titty bib now, apparently. And then for some reason, this silhouette is giving me jinx. Monsoon milf. As opposed to sexy young drag queen. Maybe she likes looking like a milf. I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, I think that. I don't know if she needs to paint bigger, but she is so expressive with her makeup that everything just always kind of like crinkles right here. And it's not even so much like she has a wrinkly forehead. It's just like. I don't know if it. Yeah. I don't know what the solution is there, but work on it.

[C]

These are Ella's lyrics. Drag beast from the east Elle Vaday got BDE and I'm here to slay live singing assassin Keep you gagging Keep you guessing, babe. I don't even know how that even rhymes. Maybe obviously it rhymes. It's just hard to read it. Never keep your feelings deep inside Embrace yourself and show your pride Just stronger than you know make every day Elle of a day okay. Yeah. I thought it was fine. Again, it wasn't amazing. I thought her lyrics were fine and she knew her cocorio. It wasn't. It wasn't my best of the group, but it was fine.

[A]

Is it supposed to be hell of a day? Like, oh, no. Is that a saying? Like, what a hell of a day?

[C]

Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, I had. It was one hell of a day. Yeah, I think so. Not in America, I don't think.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, definitely Jacob is saying yes.

[C]

Is this an American saying, Jacob?

[A]

I think it's more British, but I've heard in the US as well.

[C]

Okay. Yeah. Hell of a day. Okay.

[A]

Yeah. A very crystal ish verse. Like, not like great. Not bad. Just like, okay. But she did have some ad libs later on that I was like, okay. She could, like, hit.

[C]

Yeah, I agree. For sure.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

In the basement.

[A]

Ms. Vanity Milan. Okay. Uh huh. Vanity Milan. Vanity Milan. I'mma hit the ground running. Don't shy or hide away from nothing? Live your life, do it right? Your skin will define who you are inside. Never worry about what the people say. It's our life, we'll make it anyway? Say it loud, say it proud. B, D, E Girl, bow down. I like.

[C]

Yeah, I did too. I liked her lyrics when she did it. Alexa, I'm not. Not talking to you. Jesus. Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off.

[A]

I know you're totally fine. I love everything except, like, Beehive Swarm. My least favorite fucking Beyonce song is. What's the.

[C]

Whatever.

[A]

The one she says, bow down, bitches. I hate that shit.

[C]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah, like, girl, you're from Houston.

[C]

It's my bow down. I don't know what. I can't think of what song that is.

[A]

Yeah. See, but I love everything else. And that line, your skin won't define who you are inside. I love that too. That was cute and powerful, and it's nice to see a good moment for her for once.

[C]

Yes. Yeah. And you know what? I was scared for her because at the top of the episode, we're getting the edit of I'm here to show these bitches for the fourth time that I am really not here to play with. I'm not going home. I was like, oh, she's going home. But she ended up turning it on the challenge. I will say again, because she's been doing drag for a year, I think her taste level isn't there yet. And this whole outfit, like this Marilyn red hair with this outfit, literally makes no sense. I don't love what she's wearing, but her lyrics were amazing. And she was. She gave a lot for the choreo, which. That, ha ha. Which really, to me, sold the group. So she had. She had a good week.

[A]

Yeah. We just can never let, like, the time span that someone's been doing drag affect what they're doing at Drag Race, you know, because, like, just because Latrice Royale has been doing whatever for so many years doesn't mean it's, like, better than someone who's. I mean, in this case, yes, it is. It is better than someone who's been doing drags for a year. Yeah.

[C]

Dt now onto Miss River Medway. River Medway. Is this a human hair? I don't know what this hair was. Not the moment. I think something else could have happened to make her look Fierce. And again, the titty bib. These girls love titty bibs in the uk. They must sell them at Primark because everybody has a titty bib in the fucking uk. River Lyrics.

[A]

This titty bib is botched for sure. It's like light bulb boobs down here, but. And it's gray.

[C]

Yeah, it's not her color. Yeah, this titty bib is not the move, River. I mean, why do. I don't know. I guess after watching season 13 where literally none of the girls wore titties. Kandy Muse never wore titties. Simone never want to wear titties. I'm happy at least we're getting body this season, which, you know, I love. And again, I've said this before. People like to say, oh, you don't need body. Yada yada yada. Naomi Smalls is literally a fucking model. And almost every look, Naomi Smalls is wearing a fucking corset because it just makes her look like a super goddess diva. Like it doesn't matter how skinny or how big you are, it just gives you the suitless silhouette. You know what I mean?

[A]

Anyway, I also just love boobs. Now. I like a little B cop. Like now that I've, you know, move past puberty, I got a little something.

[C]

Grow up, girl Lyrics. The river is here everybody dive in Loving myself from deep within Femme every day I'm 247 missing my mama but I know she's up in heaven Keep fighting every day don't worry about a thing or what people say that's what I really want you to know Big drag energy for one and for all the only thing I would change was that last line. Like big drag. Like she goes. That's what I really want you to know. Big direct energy for one to show or something like that to rhyme with Nell. Then it would have been a 1000%. That last tiny bit on the end of the line kind of took me out of it. But the lyrics are beautiful. Her performance was really heartfelt and I loved it.

[A]

Yeah, there has to be something to be said about the fact that she just left the other girls on the other side of the stage, went right up to the judges, did her thing, looked them dead in the eye. Cause we know angle, it's not necessarily straight on. It's like at an angle. I was like. I was like, work, huh? Yeah, I like that.

[C]

Yeah, same, same. Good job, River. She should have won by herself.

[A]

But anyway, well, we got Ms. Theresa May. Is there. Is there an innuendo? Is there an innuendo?

[C]

I think so maybe there is one that we're missing. So Jacob is saying that there was an old British prime minister. Her name was Theresa May. And because Theresa is from Spain and we all know a chorizo is a big fat sausage. She is a female fat sausage. Prime Minister.

[A]

Work. Okay, Theresa May, this is my rebellion, and this is my chance to take over the world. From Spain to uk. My art is of me. You have nothing to say. You're not ready for Theresa. You're not. Oh, wow. Reedy. I can't read. You're not ready for Theresa May. And now. Okay. Wow. She did a Spanish version.

[C]

Yeah, she got wild.

[A]

The translated version was. And now in Spanish, I'm known worldwide. Tell those tarantulas to stop being bitter. Yes, my accent is thick, but. But much more is my bde. I thought she said my accent is fake, and I really liked that. But it's thick.

[C]

I don't know. I guess. I think. Yeah, I think she did say thicc.

[A]

Oh, lame. I really wanted to be fake.

[C]

Yeah, that would have been funny. That would have been better.

[A]

I think she's really, really funny in moments. Like, really, really funny. Like, she says things that I would never even like. It's not the obvious joke. I. Yeah, this. This verse is okay. The look is.

[C]

Yeah, Yeah, she came out and I think she was trying to do like a Nicki Minaj thing. Like, look at me. I can sing and drop like a crazy rap. And I think she tried to do all the things. And she tried to, like, rhyme the thing at the end when she said my accent is sting, but much more is my bde. It just. I. I did not enjoy Teresa's verse very much. It was too chaotic and too messy because you're trying to do too much. And I think her outfit looks a little crazy. This. I mean, it's very on brand for her, though. Like, this is something. If I saw this outfit without Theresa in it, I would like. Oh, Theresa is going to wear also out of drag. Do you agree that she kind of looks a little bit like Miss Cracker out of drag? Like, Theresa and Miss Crack out of Drag, they're kind of similar looking.

[A]

Are you saying that she looks Jewish?

[C]

I do like Theresa and I just today. This was not her moment for me. I did not enjoy this. And it was. It was too chaotic. It was not my favorite.

[A]

See, I think that Theresa, her sense of humor sometimes reminds me of Gloria, like from Wigs and Grace.

[C]

Gloria. Oh, so you're saying that all Spanish speaking people have the same sense of humor.

[A]

So you're saying all losers are Ms. Crocker. I'm joking. Also, it doesn't apply because she won this episode.

[C]

Which tune do you think did better? Nay?

[A]

I definitely had the ballad stuck in my head way more. The pick a mix or whatever they were.

[C]

Yeah, Pick and mix.

[A]

What was it?

[C]

It was pick and mix.

[A]

Pick and mix.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Who do you think had the worst verse?

[C]

The worst. I'm going to say. I'm gonna say Charity. Wait, no. Yeah, I'm gonna say. Cause I liked all of. Okay. The worst ones for me were definitely Theresa, Charity, and Scarlet, but I'm gonna go with. Charity had the worst verse for me.

[A]

I don't know if it was. I don't know if Scarlett's verse was that bad if it was just the delivery for me.

[C]

Yeah, I think you're right. It was. It was a delivery for hers. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. But Charity, I don't understand the dog food and the snot.

[C]

And the snot.

[A]

Yeah, it sounds. It sounds like the gross Harry Potter jelly beans in a verse.

[C]

Right, Right. Shall we get into the Runway looks?

[A]

Yes. Let's do it. My favorite part.

[C]

Let's do it. Same. All right.

[A]

Who would you do it? Who would you emulate if you were a spice Girl for the Runway?

[C]

I would not do Mel. I would not do scary tags because it would be so predictable. I think I would have went. I would probably have went ginger, because I think that's. It was something. Oh, maybe.

[D]

No,

[C]

I don't know. That's hard. I would have probably went either baby or ginger. And I probably would have done baby. Cause it would have been so different for me. And I think I could have done a cute baby silhouette.

[A]

Yeah, for sure.

[C]

I would love to do hair on you.

[A]

I would love to do. I would. Honestly. I mean, Posh is, like, who I would always want to be. She's just the one with the hottest husband.

[C]

But I feel like her looks would be so simple, though.

[A]

And what's wrong with that? The little Gucci dress. A little Gucci dress and a little Gucci dress.

[C]

Ah, let's get into these lurks, Chris. I mean, Krista Versace is up first. She looks.

[A]

She.

[C]

The is stunning. Jesus Christ. She's so pretty.

[A]

It's insane.

[C]

It's crazy.

[A]

I. I love this look.

[C]

I think. I didn't know the exact reference, and I. But I think it's really cute. And I. I think she. She nailed it, in my opinion.

[A]

It's really not a super easy Task to make something that's, like, really phenomenal on a celebrity or just, you know, like a CIS woman and like, drag it up and still make it fashionable and still make it, like, a moment. And I really think the rhinestones were unnecessary. But besides that, this is, like, so detailed, so amazing for the real fan. For the real fans and the real girls who care about hair. 4219. I wrote in my notes clock the pigtails, but that's just. That's just me,

[C]

Tee. Next up is Ms. Sporty Spice. Ella the day. I think this is a draggy, cute interpretation of sporty. I like it.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was actually. It's very appropriate. I could have. I could have lived without the push ups on the main stage.

[C]

Yeah, T. It was a little much with the push ups. She did try to do the most.

[A]

I mean, I get it, it's cute. But the ponytail, you cannot wear a ponytail without a nape lace. Like 360. You just cannot be doing that. Yeah, I can see all the prep. Mm. Mm.

[C]

And next up was River Medway. River Medway doing Ginger Spice. These shorts are not flattering. She's wearing a red pamper and is not my favorite silhouette on river.

[A]

Yeah. A higher cut, short, and just a pump. Just a red pump. Yeah, I know it's Spice Girls. I know there were platforms, but not always literal is the way to go with drag. You know, you gotta thumb it up. You gotta get the proportions right. And I think from here up is cute.

[C]

Yes, I agree. I agree with that. Also, why did she go with red shorts when she has on black shorts? And the thing I didn't get why she went with red when she's literally wearing black shorts in the original thing, but go off.

[A]

Yeah, creative liberties, I guess.

[C]

Next up was Ms. Vanity Milan, recreating that same cheetah look. Okay, Vanity Milan. She means she does some things. I just be like, girl, what are you thinking? Number one, why the corset on the outside? Number two, scary hat, leopard, you're a tiger. Number three. And then she said something about this stone encrusted bitch.

[A]

Where?

[C]

What stones?

[A]

She said, millions of thousands of rhinestones.

[D]

Girl.

[C]

No.

[A]

And she, like, said it was like, executive realness. Sporty Spice. I'm okay with never hearing executive realness thrown around anywhere. Besides, when it's executive realness, why would it be like, mama, I'm selling seashells by the seashore? Executive realness, like, no, that's not how it works. That's not how it works. It's one Category, and it's for the office.

[C]

Okay, category closed. And last but not least was Choriza May doing Ginger spice. And Jacob, as y' all can see, Jacob is so shady. He also has Naomi's flawless ginger spice. Look in here, Like, I'm sorry. I cannot even look at Theresa and be serious when you. Your picture is in here too. I can't work.

[A]

Yeah, I. Ginger spice is definitely the most fun and the most, I think, iconic when you're just, like, looking at them straight on. Unless you do scary really well, but no one did. So Chorizo's corset, I think, is really, really well made, and I think this is actually a great look for her.

[C]

I would agree.

[A]

I don't know if she. I don't know if she made it. Did she make her stuff? Why am I. I don't know.

[C]

She paints it on a bunch of her stuff. Like, someone makes it, and she'll, like, paint graphic stuff on it. Cause she's a graphic. She's a fine artist.

[A]

Oh, gotcha.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Well, I think she looks great. I think she looks great. Good.

[C]

Yeah, she looks good.

[A]

The Runway was a little. She did not make this look.

[C]

And also, why. Like, why the cape? I guess. I guess that's the. That's the dragging it apart to make it, like, more draggy, I guess. But I think it would have been cute. But I guess maybe with just the course would have been too simple for the Runway, I don't know, because. No, not even. Because you're here, and I love you so much, but if you just walked out in yours, I would have been like, work. I don't think she needs a cape, but maybe she does. I don't know.

[A]

Well, thank you. Thank y'. All. But not everyone is me, you know? I'm just kidding.

[C]

Why do you think no one did Posh?

[A]

I think maybe, like, you're kind of, like, piggybacking on what you were saying. It's just, like, so simple. It's so understated. I feel like Crystal is really the only girl who could have done it.

[C]

T, T, T, for sure. I should have nailed it.

[A]

It's a hard wig to pull off for everybody, too. It really is. That's a wig that's not easy to.

[C]

Brush your hair.

[A]

Brush your goddamn hair.

[C]

Jade, please put that gif of Naomi brushing her hair in that fucking Vegas. Please put it on the screen now. We need that for this. Who do you think was the strongest look?

[A]

The strongest look? Gosh. Do you have yours?

[C]

Yeah, for sure. Like, not even thinking about it. Crystal. Down.

[A]

Yeah, I would say Crystal or Ella or Ella.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, Crystal, Ella. But I don't. Yeah, I don't.

[A]

I. What kind of shoe was Ella wearing, though? Because that could really be the make it or break it.

[C]

Ella was wearing a sneaker. Like a platform sneaker.

[A]

Like a flat.

[C]

No, it was like a. It was like a little like. Like a platform sneaker moment.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. Crystal wins. I'm down.

[C]

And the weakest for you. The weakest for me. Oh, sorry. Go ahead.

[A]

Oh. Oh, weakest.

[C]

Yeah, weakest. Vanity.

[A]

Yeah, Down. Absolutely.

[C]

Vanity.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I just. It's just so underwhelming.

[C]

One year.

[A]

We're not. We're not. We're not.

[C]

You're right. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. She no like. Mel girl. I'm sorry.

[A]

Remember, Valentina was, like, three months,

[C]

and I have a bridge in Timbuktu that I'm selling for $20. Okay. So, Nay. So the bottom two queens are. Scarlett, Harlot, and Crystal. I mean, sorry. Shit. These names. Scarlet, Harlot, and Charity Case. How do you. Do you agree?

[A]

Absolutely.

[C]

Yeah, I would too.

[A]

Absolutely. Yeah. No, I agree with that for sure. It would have been a real disservice if they made, like, Crystal or Kitty lip sync.

[C]

Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure. And the lipstick. Let me go to my notes with the lip sync. Cause I had some notes I wanted to say. Oh, always. Sorry. Really quick judges critiques. Michelle was saying to Charity that her outfit should have matched the other girls in silver. Well, like, bitch, if she did not bring something silver and Crystal, like, what did you want it to do? And she's like, oh, you should just spray paint your. I guess you want drag Race. Like, spray paint the fucking blue. Silver, I guess. But at the same time, I'm like, it didn't bother me that much that she was not wearing Crystal like the other ones. Like, I feel like it all worked. What do you think?

[A]

It kind of. It definitely bothered me.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

It was an eyesore. Especially because they had that, like, that moment in the workroom where they were like, as long as we all wear blue just because of you, I don't think. I'm shocked that none of them just, like, offered her something that they could that was white or silver or, you know, something sparkly or she didn't just, like, kiss somebody else's ass in the workroom and get something. But I do think That I love Alan's critique where he's like, you could be turned into a tiger or a jaguar or cheetah, whatever the fuck she was. Yeah, but you can't, like, adapt to a challenge.

[C]

T. That was. Yeah, T, I could agree with that. I can get on with that. And Scarlet, when Scarlet gets her critiques, I mean, bitch. Before the judges even think of her, she's, like, four people away. She's just immediately starts crying because she's like, I fucked up. I'm gonna be going home. And honestly, again, y', all, I cried on Drag Race twice. Both times, I was in the bottom, season 10. And I get. Emotions take over you. But the weakness. I don't wanna say weakness. I don't mean she's weak, but when you can't even look up, when you look down the whole time, like, bitch, fucking. Just look at them and let them tears cry as you are staring them in their eyes, girl, don't let them smell that you feel that you suck so bad. Like, you. She won't even look at them in the eyes. She's like, yeah, I know. And next time I'll try and, you know, and I'll just. I'll just. I just don't know what happened this week. And I'll bitch, look at them in the eyes and cry.

[A]

You said weak again.

[C]

I mean,

[A]

she is weak, though. It really was weak. And it was definitely. I don't know how old she is, but she gives me, like, 19. I don't. Yeah, just that kind of energy, which is. This is a huge platform, a huge, like, moment to, like, go through puberty pretty much in. So I understand, like, why she's having this reaction, but you're so right.

[C]

She's 27. What? What?

[A]

That's crazy.

[C]

That's insane. Girl jeans, bitch. That is good. See, that's just genetics, okay? That is just genetics. The girl looks 18, 19. That's insane.

[A]

Was she, like, held hostage from the sun for, like, 13 years of her life or what? Because that is good skin. Insanity. Wow.

[C]

Yeah, that's. That's.

[A]

That's.

[C]

Whoa, Jacob. Mind blown. I'm gagged.

[A]

Work.

[C]

27.

[A]

Yeah, but she was. She was ready to go home before they even said her name for sure.

[C]

She was like, I'm going home. I'm done. Although I was nervous. I know, because she saw her so survive. But Charity. But she has. I was. I was. Before we found out about the Double Shantae. Because she has a win and Charity doesn't. I was like, oh, Charity's probably gonna go home because she has a win. But no, it was a. Yeah, well, let's. Which. Let's talk about the lip sync. I thought it was a good lip sync. It wasn't like, oh, my God. I don't think it was double Shantae worthy, but we got one anyway. No one. No one was terrible.

[A]

No, they were definitely both just performing that. They were. They were doing the lip sync. They were not performing it. They were not calculating the moments of the performance. There was no, like, factor. I think when Scarlet pulled out some fucking tissue as a prop, she really thought that was gonna be, like, a. A moment. Like, it was gonna be a gift that we were all tweeting the next day, but it was not that. And then Charity's. I don't know if it was. I definitely did not look intentional. But when her hat started, like, falling off, I was like, it could have just been, like, a moment. It could have been like a. You know, like, you know, like, it's so easy to make that Jacob and

[C]

I are both, like, something. Yeah, for sure. For sure.

[A]

But, yeah, double Shantae worthy. Not. Not. Not. I. Not. I was screaming that at the television.

[C]

Absolutely not. But we got one anyway. But which makes sense. Cause Victoria went home early. Whatever. So this may be the last of the season. There may be more. We don't know.

[A]

Good point.

[C]

But, yeah, girl, still. How many Queens left, Jacob? 14. No, not 14. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Eight queens. They're running through these girls. Thank God.

[A]

Yeah, I like to see people go home. I really do. Like, not that. No, Especially, Yeah, I think I could have seen Scarlett go home just for, like, the storyline.

[C]

Like, for sure.

[A]

She was feeling real cute. A little slap in the face. Get ready for All Stars and come back. Real cute.

[C]

And this was this episode of Drag Race UK Season 3, Episode 4. Next week, I'm predicting that Vanity's going home. I think she had a strong week today, but, baby, going by these runways, I mean, maybe her talent, much like Monet exchange in season 10, will carry her through, but I think Vanity or Scarlet are next.

[A]

Yeah, I think Vanity really lucked out in a group challenge this week, and I'm excited to see her with, like, a bigger microscope on her because she really still needs to prove herself to me. And what does that mean? I'm not making the decision, but that's just me.

[C]

And there you have it, folks. The iconic Naomi Smalls here on Sibling Watchery. Naomi, Sibling rivalry listeners have been dying to have you back on Rivalry Would you be into doing a rivalry sometime soon after Bob gets his throat together?

[A]

Absolutely. I'll even. I'll even if. Give me the password, and I'll just make this the cutest feed in the entire world.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Naomi, thank you so much for doing superwashery. I'm sure this is a treat. The fans are eating up and tweeting at us right now. You know, I love you so much. Bob loves you so much. You're the girl, the woman.

[A]

I love you. I love you, Monet. I love you, Bob. I love you, Jacob. I love you. Is it Jay who's editing this?

[C]

Yeah, Jay.

[A]

Yeah, Jay. I love you, too. Sure. Thank you so much for having me.

[C]

Thank you, sis.