Sibling Watchery - Drag Race UK Season 3 - Episode 5

Summary

Sibling Watchery - Drag Race UK Season 3, Episode 5 ("Drag Lexa")

Podcast Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Release Date: October 25, 2021
Episode Theme:
An uproarious, unfiltered recap and critique of Drag Race UK Season 3, Episode 5—the “Drag Lexa” branding/comedy challenge—featuring a deep-dive into challenge performances, heavy runway discussions, the infamous “who should go home and why” moment, and the ongoing debate over what looks "expensive" on the runway.

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Main Theme & Purpose

Bob and Monét bring their signature chemistry and expert Drag Race perspectives to a live review of the “Drag Lexa” episode, digging into both the successes and failures of the queens in their branding challenge, and the drama that unfolded when no winner was declared. The episode is packed with analysis, tea-spilling, fashion hot takes, and firsthand insight as former contestants.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Pre-Episode Banter and Catchup

• The duo opens with lighthearted reflections on an infamous group photo with Naomi Smalls and self-deprecating humor about body image and posing.
• They mention Naomi’s recent guest hosting, summing her up as “a sibling…a stepsister” (04:05).
• Immediate reactions to episodes where “nobody goes home:” Bob doesn’t like non-elimination episodes—“Bitches need to go home. Hoes need to leave, honey.” (04:30)

Last Week’s Lip Sync and Eliminations (05:57)

• Both hosts agree Charity Kaise performed better in the lip sync than Scarlet, but admit neither was show-stopping; the debate arises over “track record versus one-week performance.”
• Quick discussion on whether past wins should outweigh performance in the actual lip sync.

The Value of Badges, Prizes, and Wins (09:14)

• Bob: “I would rather have a RuPeter badge than the prizes I won on my season.” (09:14)
• The pair vent about lackluster non-cash prizes in earlier seasons (e.g., purses, fabric vouchers) and reminisce about how winners sometimes received prizes that couldn’t be redeemed (e.g., Monet's canceled trip to Iceland).

The Mini-Challenge: Dog Puns and Choosing Teams

• Bob and Monét roast the forced “dog” humor, comparing the random picking of teams to Squid Game:
  “It really felt like Squid Game. You had to pick teammates before you knew what the game is.” (12:57)
• Crystal Versace and Scarlet Harlot end up as team captains; Charity is last-picked and tension is set for the main challenge.

Runway and Identity—The “Expensive” Category (36:31)

• Runway critiques become a major debate:
  • Ella Vaday: “This is the best Ella’s looked...but the hair ages her.” Bob questions the effectiveness of nude illusion on the back of the dress. (38:28–39:52)
  • Scarlet Harlot: Both agree Scarlet "looks great" and wins the runway, but Monét is mad at Scarlet’s self-deprecating voiceover: “Why would you let us know you didn’t spend a lot of money?” (41:07)
  • Kitty Scott-Claus: Praised for her consistent “doll” makeup, but critique the dangling coins for cheapening the look (42:27–43:32).
  • Theresa May: Universally panned—“not good…and also bad.” (44:31)
  • Crystal Versace: “Underwhelmed”—Bob disputes Crystal’s claim that the jumpsuit is fully Swarovski; the breast placement creates an odd shape (45:12–46:12).
  • Vanity Milan: A “RuPaul chandelier moment”—Bob and Monét agree it’s her best look so far, though they wish for more detail on the catsuit (54:31).
  • River Medway: Split debate—fans and Monét think it’s “beautiful,” but Bob doesn’t find it “expensive-looking.” They poll Patreon fans live (48:23–50:11; 69:16).
  • Charity Case: Creative but not expensive-looking; brief controversy about whether the look was “anti-Semitic” (hosts, inc. their resident Jew Jacob, agree it’s a reach) (52:45–53:16).
• The hosts share pointed opinions about fashion expectations on Drag Race, what counts as “looking expensive,” and how challenges sometimes favor certain aesthetics over others.

Notable Quote

“Things don’t have to look expensive to look great, but the challenge is specifically to look very expensive…” —Bob (49:52)

The Main Challenge: “Drag Lexa” Branding Fail

• Both teams falter; the challenge is broadly labeled one of the “worst comedy sketches in the history of Drag Race” (13:43).
• Bob: “RuPaul was not laughing during the mini-challenge...and for good reason” (17:11)
• The queens’ struggle to land jokes is explored as a symptom of UK3 being less funny than UK2, and perhaps a growing trend toward looks over performance/humor in drag.
• Bob breaks down the leadership issues during the challenge, with Charity stepping up as de facto leader and Crystal letting her—Monét calls it “strategic,” even if it didn’t work out (21:32).
• Drag Race’s editing (“blame it on the producer!”), Michelle Visage’s unpredictable critiques, and the stress of group challenges are discussed at length (25:09).

Notable Quote

“RuPaul was like, none of you get to win. Zero people win. Not interested. No. No winning. It’s a wrap.” —Bob (57:20)

Untucked: Drama, Tension, and Votes (58:14)

• The moment when queens are required to say who should go home is analyzed:
  • “Best question in the history of Drag Race!” —Bob (58:18)
  • Nearly everyone targets Scarlet, including her own teammates—leading to major friction.
• Discuss what it’s really like to be at the receiving end of this moment—Scarlet’s valid emotional response and refusal to “be diplomatic” about harsh critiques (60:55–62:47).
• The hosts love when someone walks away on reality TV (“the camera always chases you!”) and recount the messiness of group pile-ons.

Memorable Moments & Quotes

• Scarlet's “foot face”:
  “So you think her face looks like a foot?” —Bob, as Monét struggles to articulate what feels off (28:46)
• RuPaul’s rare admission of fault:
  “RuPaul was like, I should’ve stepped my pussy up. You right, you right, you right.” —Bob (25:09)
• Live, messy debate:
  • “If you think it looked expensive, then you know, go off. Work.” —Bob (70:38)
• Post-lip sync commentary:
  Monét: “Scarlet fucking turned it. My favorite part: did you see when she snuffed the fuck out of Charity? ... She fobbed her off!” (65:21–65:47)
  Bob: “That push, that went all the way back to the mini-challenge, bitch.” (66:04)

Broader Series Trends & Judging Bias

• Why are alternative queens always told to get “prettier,” but pageant/beauty queens are rarely challenged to get “spookier” or “arty”?
  “[With Charity] ... they never say to the pretty girls, ‘Try and do something risky or spooky’ ... but they always tell the alternative girl to be pretty.” —Monét (67:30)
• The duo reflect on how the challenge, critiques, and contestant trajectories feel familiar and sometimes unfair—Charity is eliminated for not diverging from her style enough.

Predictions & Wrap-Up (71:05)

• Bob only sees Crystal Versace as a possible winner at this stage: “Now I don’t see anyone besides Crystal Versace winning UK3” (71:43).
• Monet and Bob list potential Top 3s (Ella Vaday, Kitty Scott-Claus, but not much faith in Scarlett, Theresa).
• Alan Carr’s hilarious judging persona gets special praise (72:33), and the hosts muse on Britishisms like "specsy."

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [04:30]: Bob rants against non-elimination episodes
• [09:14]: “Rupeater badge” vs. cash/prizes debate
• [12:57]: Mini-challenge, team picks, and Squid Game references
• [13:43]: “Worst comedy sketch in Drag Race history”
• [36:31–54:55]: Runway critique segment (expensive/unexpensive debate)
• [57:20]: No winner declared—unprecedented moment
• [58:18]: Queens asked who should go home—Scarlet named repeatedly
• [60:55–62:47]: Scarlet’s reaction and Untucked-level drama
• [65:21–66:04]: Lip sync—Scarlet “fobs off” Charity—callback to earlier shade
• [67:30]: Discussion of judging bias and expectations for alternative queens
• [71:43]: Bob predicts Crystal Versace is the only clear winner
• [72:33]: Alan Carr’s Britishisms and judging style

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Notable Quotes

• “I would never set myself up for that girl.” —Bob on posing shirtless next to Naomi Smalls (02:05)
• “RuPaul was not laughing during the [mini-challenge] ... and for good reason.” —Bob (17:11)
• “This was legit one of the worst comedy sketches in Drag Race.” —Bob (13:43)
• “Bitches need to go home. Hoes need to leave, honey.” —Bob (04:30)
• “Things don’t have to look expensive to look great, but the challenge is specifically to look very expensive…” —Bob (49:52)
• “None of you get to win. Zero people win. Not interested. No. No winning. It’s a wrap.” —Bob, channeling RuPaul (57:20)
• “It's the best question in the history of Drag Race!” —Bob on the "who should go home?" question (58:18)
• “They never say to the pretty girls, try to do something risky or spooky… but they always tell the alternative girl to be pretty.” —Monét (67:30)
• “Scarlet’s like: don’t fucking talk to me, bitch. Don’t even look in my fucking direction… Scarlet Harlot is about to fucking have a fucking hell of a day on your ass.” —Bob (61:06)

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Overall Tone and Takeaways

This episode of Sibling Watchery is classic Bob and Monét: irreverent, deeply knowledgeable, and unafraid to roast both the judging panel and the queens. Their humor is sharp, but they've also got real compassion when it comes to the pressures of competing on Drag Race, especially regarding expectations of fashion, performance, and individuality. They value authenticity and aren’t afraid to question production, judging standards, or even each other. The runway “expensive” debate and the no-winner twist make this a memorable, must-hear Drag Race recap.

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Next Week:
The Reading Challenge is teased—expect more shade, more fashion wars, and, of course, more explosive opinions from Bob & Monét.

Transcript

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[C]

my name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[B]

And I'm Monet Xchange.

[C]

And this is Sibling rivalry. We're live, Ma.

[B]

We're live.

[C]

We're live, Mary. So we're good. Monae and I are trying to bring you all some more content on our page. Mama. So luckily, right now, we decided to do this. Lucky for me and for Monet and for you all as well. Hopefully everyone feels lucky in this regard. We're gonna be doing a live Patreon viewing of the drag lexa episod of RuPaul's Drag Race UK season three. So, Monica, you ready to get it popping and cracking?

[B]

Yeah, let's do it.

[C]

All right, so today we are. Hello, everyone, and welcome back to the sibling. Wait, wait, wait.

[A]

What?

[B]

Can I get my notes, please?

[C]

You said you were ready.

[B]

Also, before we. Okay, okay, we can start the episode. Okay, go ahead. What you got before?

[C]

What's up?

[B]

No, no, we can start because I want it to be the episode. Because last week I called myself trying to look cute with that wig on, Bitch. I saw the video. I look like a crackhead from Hunts Point with Naomi Smalls. I look terrible.

[C]

I just rewatched the video. I don't remember. I don't remember thinking you look like. I mean, it's the thing. There's a few. First of all, can I just say, the bravery that you exhibited in that one, this is no shade to you at all. It's just a compliment to Naomi. And I think, you know this. But the bravery that you exhibited by being in that picture with Naomi Smalls in Palm Springs, Bitch, that could never be me. You would never catch me ever, ever once being shirtless next to Naomi Smalls. Shirtless. Bitch, never. I would never do it. I would never set myself up for that girl.

[B]

Well, you know, it was like we were in Joshua Tree. I was living my life. I was like, I feel grim on my body today, and I think I look great. What are you trying to say? You think I look great?

[C]

I'm not saying you didn't. Grab again. This has nothing to do with you. I would have been Kim. I would have been Kim in the back. I would have been Kim sitting in the back on the edge of the car, just being like, you know what, y'?

[B]

All.

[C]

It is what it is. It is how it is, baby boo. It is how it is, okay? See?

[B]

But what if people don't know? Is that. That is, like, take, like, 400 or five. Cause I was like, uh, I need to position my body and turn this way and suck in at the right time to make it look, you know, like the T and not Naomi.

[C]

Girl. Naomi is like, every angle every time. I don't. Jacob, zoom in on Naomi's fucking abs and crotch. This is absurd.

[B]

This is ridiculous.

[C]

Anyway, hello, everyone, and welcome. This is RuPaul's Drag Race. This is Sibling Watch. We're reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race UK Season 3. This is the Drag Lexa episode.

[B]

I missed you last week, Bob.

[C]

I know. You know, I really missed you all last week. Thank you to Naomi for filling in. She's a true cousin. Not in the shady cousin way, but, like, she is a. You know what? Naomi's a sibling. Naomi is a stepsister.

[B]

Honestly. Wait, no, no. People keep on asking us. Naomi is not our play cousin. Naomi's our cousin by blood. She's not. She's not like somebody. We was like, oh, that's our cousin. She is our blood related cousin.

[C]

So you know how I feel about an episode when no one goes home. I hate that shit. I do not like it. It drives me. Bitches need to go home. Hoes need to leave, honey.

[B]

But, Bob. But we lost. We. We. We lost Victoria Scone. Scone. Cause they keep on correcting us. It's Victoria Scone. We lost her. We lost two in one episode.

[C]

Yeah, we know. Victoria's gone, girl.

[B]

So it makes sense that no one goes home for one episode. That makes sense, I guess.

[C]

I mean, I'm not here for the. Let's just Hang out. Let's all just be together and, like, chill. No, bitch, this is not a tour. This is fucking RuPaul's Drag Race. Hoes need to leave. Go home, Mary. Go home.

[B]

He had advanced the season. Bob, you are these green nails and these ponytails and these outfit. You look so hood. I can't. You look like a hood ass bitch. Like, honestly, you look like a character from don't be a menace while drinking juice in the hood. You are a character from that movie for sure.

[C]

I don't feel. I feel very. I feel very beautiful, refined, and classy right now.

[B]

You can be so. So you're saying that hood people can be beautiful, refined, or classy?

[C]

Well, the one hood bitch I know named Monet sure as hell can't. I will say the one hood bitch I know don't have that quality. I know some other hood bitches like that, but the one on this call, the one from Bensonhurst, Bed Stuy slash Flatbush slash Upper west side. No, she can't do.

[B]

Whatever, bitch, whatever. So. So last week, you don't, like. Did you. Did you agree? Want to catch up? Did you agree that they both did a good job in the lip sync? Cause I thought that Charity did better than Scarlet.

[C]

They were fine. They were fine. Like, it was fine, but I don't remember being like, girl, my mind is blown. I probably would have sent Charity. I probably would have sent Scarlet home over Charity, but I wasn't like, oh, no.

[B]

Even though she had a win. Because you be all up about the wins. Even though she has a win over Charity.

[C]

No, for me, it's about how you did in the lip sync. At the end of the season, it's about how many wins you have. But in the challenges, it's about that particular challenge and that particular lip sync. In my opinion.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

In my opinion.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

But what I am. Yeah. So Charity said that she had fun performing in the lip sync. This is some sociopath shit. I mean, I'm not saying lip sync, lip syncing isn't fun, but lip sync for your life is not fun. It's not fun. It feels like it is for your life. That is how it feels.

[B]

Yeah, I agree. Lip syncing is not fun. I'm like, bitch, you want to have fun? Go get a hobby. Singing for your life is your fucking. The thing you do for fun? No, that's like. You're like, oh, my God, I'm going to go home. My dreams about winning RuPaul's Drag Race are literally about to be shattered in about 3 minutes and 22 seconds. That's not fun. But for whatever, go off, I guess, if that's your thing.

[C]

How do you feel about this whole, like, who have a win, who doesn't have a win, who's got a badge, who doesn't have a badge talk?

[B]

I mean, I think that that's fine for competition, because when you're there, from my experience in Drag Race, you're constantly sizing up your competition, like, seeing, like, how you're doing than other people. And I think that's normal human behavior to be doing a competition and, like, checking your and stacking yourself against the other people. I think that's fine. I do think it's weird that Kitty was like, if we were individuals, I would won. I was like, now I love Kitty. Everyone knows I love Kitty. Scott Claus. But river was. Would have definitely won last week if they were being judged individually.

[C]

I mean, so this is not a dig. I'm asking James a question. So going for someone who didn't have any wins in your first season to come back to someone who won their second. Second season, how do you. Oh, not Jacob on screen. Hey, Jacob. Jacob. Jacob joining the party. Hey, Jacob, are you leaving the party? Never mind. Jacob leaving the party. I. I made him self conscious. I like to hear Jacob, how. How did. Like, like, how did it feel? Like, how did you. Do you know? Did you notice a difference in your confidence navigating through the season as someone who had no wins for someone who was probably more than likely clearly going to win?

[B]

No. I think in season 10, season 10, I was. Even though I didn't have any wins, I still felt like I was doing a good job. So not having any wins, I guess I didn't realize the weight of wins because in my mind, I know you don't think so, but in my mind, I was like, even if I'm going to the end with no wins, I could still win all of this. I was still thought that that was a reality for me.

[C]

Well, I think that has to be a part of your mindset, right? It has to be part of the mindset. You can't ever think to yourself, I'm not going to win. I know girls who say, like, Thorgy said that she never thought she was going to win, which is just so wild to me. To be on Drag Race thinking, you're not going to win and still competing, that sounds bananas to me, right?

[B]

Like, what are you doing here?

[C]

Why are you spending all this money? What are you doing? Go home, bitch.

[B]

Having fun? Having fun.

[C]

I actually really think that I would rather have a rupeeder badge than have the prizes I won on my season. I don't think I know for a fact. I would rather have Root Peter badges than have the prizes I won on my season.

[B]

I mean, the grass is always greener, so until I don't think it is. Okay, but here's the thing. But you have to have the whole cake. So obviously you want the repeater badges at no. $100,000. You got to take the whole damn meal.

[C]

Wow. Not. We're on saw. You want to play a game? Like, what in the squid games is going on, Monet? What in the squid games?

[B]

Watching squid games yet? You haven't watched it yet. How do you know?

[A]

I have.

[C]

I've watched the entire series. I've watched all of Squid Games.

[B]

Did you like.

[C]

I did like it, and I highly recommend it. It is a very good show, and I did watch it with English dubbing on. I don't want to be char. I don't want to be read by anyone. For me, watching English dub, I don't read that fast. I don't read that good. I went to school in Atlanta anyway,

[B]

so, yeah, die said cats.

[C]

I just. I just feel like I won sunglasses. I won a bunch of purses, and I won, I think maybe a custom dress that I never even got. I know that Kim Chi won fabric from a fabric company that closed down before a season aired. Like, I want a fucking rupeater badge. Like, imagine if I had some nice rupe heater badges framed in the home. That shit sounds cute to me.

[B]

Yeah, that does sound cute. You're right. You're right, you're right. Maybe. You know what? Maybe, Bob, they're gonna take your advice and start doing that in all the American seasons, and then.

[C]

Well, now they give money. There's no more prizes. They just give money now.

[B]

Quiet as. Yeah. Tea? Yeah.

[C]

Did you. Did you win, like, what did you win? No. Money. Won money because Monet didn't win on her season. But on All Star, they gave out money, right, Monet?

[B]

No, we got prizes in All Stars. I know. I know. I won a trip to. Yeah, I won a trip to Iceland then. And the airline closed down before. Before I could redeem it, and then I won. I think, Jacob. I won the ice cream, and I won something else because I won three. I don't remember what the third one was.

[C]

Now, wouldn't you rather have some repeater badges than that bullshit?

[B]

Yeah, I think that's an act. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

But they Weren't giving out tips on your season.

[B]

They gave out tips and prizes so you would win the $10,000.

[C]

And damn, hell, why'd y' all get badges, too, since we just giving shit out? You want a tip, a badge, a prize, a spinoff? Everybody gets a Drag Race spin off. Damn. Must be nice.

[B]

The rest of this fallout was pretty uneventful. It's just everyone again. The same old Drag Race tropes, which Naomi busted the girls out for before. Lit a fire under my ass. I want to show the judges I've got what it takes. Next time. I'm like, stop saying that shit. Yeah.

[C]

That is tired. I will say this. So what really gathered me and got me together was during the mini challenge, girl, when Scarlet goes up to charity, and it's like, me and you together. And then Scarlet Cherry was like, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. I was like, ah.

[B]

She played the fuck out of Scarlet. I was like, not bitch. Like, I mean, like, literally, she's like, me and me together. And then she's like, anyway, over here. I was like, oh, my God, that is so mean.

[C]

I can honestly, I was so gagged because, like, she literally had her arms wrapped around her tight, and she was

[B]

like, yeah, that was shady as fuck. Who would you pick for this challenge? Honestly, many challenges don't count. It doesn't matter. So I would probably go with whoever's next.

[C]

Well, I don't think they even knew what the challenge was before they picked. It really felt like squid games. You know, you have to pick teammates before you know what the game is. I don't think they even know what the game was, but I feel like if I was there and I was on this season of Drag Race uk, I probably would have picked Crystal Versace, because she's done so well at so many challenges.

[B]

Do you know that she had the best track record of any draggers? Girl, so far, she has win, win high. Win, win high, High.

[C]

Is she gonna win? Is she gonna Win All Stars 3? I mean, UK 3?

[B]

I don't know. I mean, if I had to look right now. Yeah, yeah, She's.

[C]

She's slaying it. She's really doing a very good job.

[B]

And now she. She ain't funny. She can't act. She won't be able to do this. She's like, yeah, bother drag queen.

[A]

Now.

[C]

What I. I did not. All I said was, I don't see her being terribly funny, by the way. I said, I don't. I didn't say she can't act. I said, I Don't see her being very funny. I want to point out, too, I don't think she's been very funny. I've not been, like, you know who's funny as shit? Victoria. I mean, fuck Crystal Versace. I have not been, like, blown away. And this episode has proved that, like, what I said earlier, that UK2 was way funnier than UK3. This was one of the worst comedy sketches in the history of Drag Race. It was both, like. There's never been one where both of them were like, bad, bad. RuPaul's never been like, I know. We're jumping the gun. Sorry.

[B]

You're jumping the gun.

[C]

Sorry, sorry, sorry. You're right, you're right.

[B]

I have a question.

[C]

Someone in the comments said not squid games being more reliable in the prizes than Drag Race. It is squid game. They get to talk to each other. They don't get locked in their room.

[B]

Also, Bob, you're doing the hood girl of adding an S to things that don't have an S. It's squid game, not squid game.

[C]

You are.

[B]

You are in your. You are in some hood shit today. I can't. I can't, girl.

[C]

This is mine's. This is not yours. This is mine's, honey. Mine.

[B]

Squid game. There's one game. Squid game.

[C]

Okay? There's several games. There's one squid game. I don't want to ruin it for anyone. Monet. Spoiler. Spoiler. Monet.

[B]

Because of this many challenges, I don't

[C]

want to spoil squid games for you all, but I will say in squid Game, the other judges did disagree with Michelle. All right, what do you say in

[B]

honor of this mini challenge? When you bottomed, once upon a time ago, did you like a doggy style? Did you do a doggy style?

[C]

Yeah, I was mostly from the back. From the back, from the back, from the back, from the back. That was my game work. Never on my back, but mostly from the back.

[B]

Yeah, I like doggy style, but, I mean, honestly, there's something about, like, fucking and, like, looking at someone missionary and, like, all of that. I think that's hot too.

[C]

Yeah. I'm not into bromance, so

[B]

just. Bromance, just.

[C]

Yeah, don't respect me.

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[C]

So in the end, Krystal and Scarlet had no one, and they ended up choosing each other. And they ended up winning the mini challenge.

[B]

They ended up winning. Yeah. I'm like, go off, bitch. Crystal is really.

[C]

It seems like Crystal is not one to fuck with. Like, she is pro. Probably going to win this season.

[B]

She's turning. But again, that's what. Yeah, she's. She's really going. Doing a really good job. But she might have. Again, I didn't see two, but allegedly, what I've heard from other people is that Bimini was slow at the beginning, but at the end, she really turned it out, and she could have possibly won too. So someone might come up from the back.

[C]

Maybe if there's another quarantine in the middle of this season and someone can go home and do it and pull the Bimini and do some self reflection, then she can win. I will say this, though. I feel like this mini town was a precursor for the next. For the main town, because RuPaul was not laughing during the. RuPaul's gonna be cracking up and guffawing during the meantime. RuPaul was kind of like, yeah, I mean, here's a dog pun. Here's another dog pun.

[B]

I agree with that again. And I don't want to. I don't want to shade these queens, but a lot of word on the street and people who have watched the previous UK season, they're like, these queens aren't as funny as the ones before. And there may be a lot of factors to that, but, yeah, RuPaul was not living like he normally is in these types of challenges, which is a little strange to see.

[C]

Yeah, it was. It was not. Yeah. And honestly, I agree with RuPaul. It wasn't very funny. It was like. It was like a bunch of people trying to be funny, but they aren't terribly funny.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Which is your job to be funny in this challenge. But I also get that everyone's not a comedian, so. And maybe that's something about the trajectory of where Drag Race is going, where it's so look focused and so aesthetic focused these days that people are forgetting that, like, performance and humor. Right. Are one of the biggest parts of RuPaul's Drag Race.

[B]

Yeah, for sure. For sure. And then now so the two team leaders are Krystal, Versace, and Scarlet. And they make their picks. And Scarlet is like, I'm not. She's like, bitch. It comes down to Crystal and who? Theresa?

[C]

Crystal. And I believe it was Teresa. Yeah. And. And what.

[B]

What.

[C]

What she said was. What Scarlett said was, you want to fob me off, Then I'll fob you off. I. I don't know what that means.

[B]

I don't know what.

[C]

I don't know what that means. I wrote it down. I was like, what is. She goes, you want to pop me off? Well, that's two people to pick. I'm certainly not picking Crystal. You want to fault me off, then I'll fob you off.

[B]

Yeah, I wrote it down, too. I was like, fob. I was like. I literally put five question mark. What is that?

[C]

I know what a fob is to help you, like, you know, unlock your car or your home. But I think maybe this means, like. Like, ignore me. Do you want to. Do you want to ignore me? Do you want to not choose me? Then I'll not choose you. I guess if you're in the comments and you are British and you know what fobbing someone off means, then please let us know, because I. Half of the time I'm on this show, I'm googling what these things mean, and I could not find what fobbing off means. Yeah, it needs to just, like, put someone off. Oh, it's like pushing someone off. Like, if somebody keeps on asking you questions and you're annoyed just to, like, give them a fake answer or, like, just be, like, give them an answer just for shutting. It's like cold shouldering. Give us one. The cold shoulders popping off.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Is that sound accurate?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Work. But, yeah. So Charity's the last one picked, and I'm also. During the little walkthrough, I was really gagged and kind of loving the moment. RuPaul was like, Bitch, I have not done my own makeup ever.

[B]

I live. I mean.

[C]

Which is not true. She used to do her own makeup, but I think it's been several, many decades.

[B]

Oh, for sure, for sure. I mean, bitch, we have all seen the weakest link picture. I mean, project.

[C]

God.

[B]

Oh, God, that is so Chaka Khan.

[C]

RuPaul is such a troll. Which is probably why I think, like, this whole TikTok thing she's doing is trolling. Like, it is trolling. Like, she knows what she's doing. And let me tell you, this little girl right here ain't afraid to park your car driver like RuPaul know what she's doing. And then there's this cameo she's posted. You see her cameo she posted on TikTok. She's like, Carl, Ted and Albert. I can't make it to France. You know me, I'm just working. Anyway, call me on my home phone. Let me give you my number.

[B]

Did you see her. Did you see her duetting Aquaria?

[C]

Yeah, you wanna blame it on the edit. I was like RuPaul on tick tock.

[B]

I.

[C]

This is. This is. This is wild for me.

[A]

I can't even.

[B]

Okay, so now they're working. They're. They're in their groups, working on it, on their bits. And in Crystal's group, she keeps on asking, but if it's funny. But I don't think that's funny. But I'm like, bitch, where are your suggestions? You saying this shit is not funny, Bitch? What are you contributing to the funny? You're just saying. No, I don't like that. Who?

[C]

Crystal.

[B]

Offering nothing.

[C]

Yeah, well, it seems like she's offering something maybe because there's a point where she ends up doing her deep voice thing. And it just seems like there are two people with very different opinions on humor trying to all do a thing. But then Crystal does this thing where someone who's not the group leader but just kind of just decides in this moment that they are indeed the group leader. Say again?

[B]

Charity, you mean?

[C]

Yeah, charity. Ms. Case is doing this thing where she's decided that she's like the group leader now, and. But the thing is, Crystal just let her do it. Crystal's like, have it. So whose fault is it charities for stepping up? Or is it Crystal's for lying down?

[B]

Yeah, true. I guess I don't know whose fault is, but I think Crystal is like, I know that my strengths are not comedy, so I'm gonna let someone else who feels strong about to do it so I don't become the fucking scapegoat as to why the group is terrible. Which I think is a smart idea,

[C]

but didn't work out this time. I mean, she got to stay.

[B]

Yeah, correct.

[C]

But I mean, I've never. I mean, we'll get to the thing. But like this. This episode had a couple. A moment. I was like, this is wild. Also not RuPaul being like, you have a meaty tuck. And Sharisa said, quote, I wrote it down. She goes, I do have a very big penis. Yes.

[B]

I was like,

[C]

I do have a very big penis. Yes. Yes.

[B]

I want to see it. I would like, to see it.

[C]

Well, she has talked about penis, I think. Did she talk about the last episode? I can't remember.

[B]

I don't remember. But she had talked about it a lot this season.

[C]

Big dick. Almost every episode, she mentions big dicks at some point. I honestly, you know what? You gotta know what you like. And she's letting everyone know. She's probably gonna get a lot of dick pics on the road and probably a lot of huge penises in her hotel rooms if her and her partner are open. I don't know.

[B]

A dick.

[C]

I feel like it. I mean, don't you get sponges a lot? Imagine if every sponge you received was a big dick picture or a big dick in your hotel room. Imagine if every sponge you received was a big dick. But you wanted to be a little Miss Sponge thing. You were like, nah, I'm a sponge girl, silly.

[B]

I can't with you.

[C]

I also think so. There's a point where Charity's like, everyone goes away. But Charity's like, bitch, we haven't written a script yet. Like, we have nothing. And they're like, well, we gotta do makeup. But she's like, we don't have anything.

[B]

I've seen that happen in my season on Drag Race, where one person, like, when we did the fucking one when Asia one, Episode three, when we were doing the Madame Butterface Bitch, me and. Me and Aquaria went to go do our makeup, and Juha was still going off about the deal. So we're like, bitch, it's time to do makeup. We cannot walk you through this. We already had a team meeting. So I understand what Charity is saying, but also, we had to get into drag. So, like, we already had our time to do the makeup.

[C]

So it's different because back in Yalls, it was like, everyone had, like, little vignettes. But in this one, everyone's doing it all together. And Charity's like, girl, we don't have a plan. We have no plan whatsoever. These aren't vignettes. We're all doing these all together, and we are just going to go on there. Improv. That sounds like a bad idea. And cut to plot twist. It was a horrible idea, right?

[B]

Yeah, Yeah, T.

[C]

I mean, no one's shocked about that.

[B]

Hello? But, yeah, the walkthroughs through the rue were fine. Later, obviously, Ru is like, it's my fault. I should have looked at your storyboards more to help you guys. But, yeah, Rue kind of just like, laughs at some of their stuff. And he's like, sounds great. See you out there.

[C]

Yeah. Ru didn't give any advice or anything. RuPaul was like, I should. You know what? I should have stepped my pussy up. You right, you right, you right.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It's very interesting to see RuPaul be like, that was my fault. That is very, like, strange.

[B]

I've never seen that happen before. Yeah, for sure. It was very strange to hear and see. I was like, oh, all right. He said, you know what? Don't blame it on the edit. Blame it on me.

[C]

Blame it on the producer. Blame it on the producer.

[B]

No bitch rate on the executive producer.

[C]

So is this. Is it weird to me or that every once in a while, Michelle is randomly very conservative? She's like, remember when she, like, doesn't like blue humor? And then she's like, why are there so many F bombs? Are there this many F bombs in adverts?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I'm like,

[B]

yeah, I agree. Michelle Beast are very hot and cold. I'd be like, I don't know what. Michelle, I'm going to get this challenge. But also filming. I don't know. Your experience filming Drag Race challenges like this are so stressful to me, especially if you are a group leader. Like, could you feel like you're taking on the burden of everyone else and you, like, everyone's running around. These Drag Race challenges are so stressful. How is yours? You and Derek? Obviously, I won that challenge, so I'm not going to say it wasn't stressful for you, but how was your experience doing challenges like that?

[C]

Don't try to guess what I'm going to say. Nigga, let me say my shit. Let me talk my shit. Okay. It wasn't very stressful. No, I'm kidding. I mean, it was. You know, as we were doing it, I remember thinking that our idea was really funny. I enjoyed our little smear campaign back and forth. And once we got in the room and we were. We were doing in front of Michelle, she was laughing really hard. Or whoever was. I can't remember who was there. Whoever was there was laughing really hard. So I was like, oh, we're in. Good. Because, like, this person is laughing. We feel good about this. This feels funny. I knew that my. Also, we were doing, like, little vignette, like, again, like, individual things. Like, I wrote. I wrote my whole piece by myself and then told Derek what to do, and Derek did the same thing. Derek wrote her whole piece by herself and then told me what to do. And then. So it felt it was. It was teamwork, but also not really. It was just Doing what the other person says to do in the middle of the thing. And I leaned over and I said, derek, are you willing to do whatever I want you to be covered in blood, eating a. Eating a baby doll? And he was like, I'm into it. So I was like, then good. We're good.

[B]

Word. Yeah. Derek. Derek is very. I'm down for the cause. Whatever. Let's just make it funny and let's be fierce. Derek don't give a fuck.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, Derek is. Derek is. Look, right now, Derek is here to do the drama. When we had. When we had a. Like a mid tour rift and it was the queens versus the producers, we were like, we're not riding in no fucking car from Los Angeles to. I mean, from Samsung, Los Angeles on a tour bus. We're not doing that. Not from SF to la. We're not doing it. And Derek was like, I'll do it. I'm happy to do it. Let's do it now. And I was like, okay, girl. I mean, whatever.

[B]

You all right, Miss Thing. That all being said, Scarlett's groove, they just look crazy and okay. And because everyone said I was mean last episode. I'm not trying to be mean. There's something going on with Scarlet's makeup when she gets in drag. Something about her face is off. And who Scarlett is? Scarlet. Scarlet Harlot. I mean, not the one who in the lip sync something. Like in this challenge, she looks crazy. I'm like, what is so. Like, there's something afoot on her face and I can't put my finger on it.

[C]

So you think her face looks like a foot?

[B]

Damn.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

You know that Scarlett is 27, Bob.

[C]

Damn. Monet said Scarlett look like a foot. Damn. No, that. That is not shocking to me. I. I bet you Scarlett Harlow has looked the same since she was 16. Some people just look like. For example, I have looked 35 since I was 17. I. I finally look my age. Finally. Like, I. I'm finally catching up to myself. So Scarlett's probably gonna be one of the folks who. Who looks young. But then by the time she's 40, you see the age right here and that's it, right?

[B]

Unless you're Randy Harrison. And then you never age. Cause you're a fucking vampire.

[C]

He is a vampire. I've seen him drink blood. I've seen him drink blood as well.

[B]

Yeah. The Scarlet group is really crazy. And okay. So when they're. When I see both groups looking at them, I'm like, oh, I think that Crystal's group no which group had river in it?

[C]

Geez. I don't remember either. The group I think that was probably going to be the best, looking at them, was a group with Kitty in it. I was like, this group will be the best one. It was Kitty, Chorizo, Theresa, and Jesus.

[B]

The first group, Krista.

[C]

I think I've wiped this from my memory. Was so bad.

[B]

That was Crystal, Kitty, Charity, and one person missing. Scarlett.

[C]

Scarlett Harlot.

[B]

Yeah. Scarlett. Yeah. Yeah. That was the first group. Second group was river. And the other one, you know, Foot Face.

[C]

You remember Footface?

[B]

When I was watching him, I thought. I thought River's group was going to do well. I really did.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I. No, river wasn't. River was in the next room. Because also, speaking of weirdness, river was only in, like, the last, like, three. I don't know if they cut something out that she did, but why was she in the last, like, three seconds of the thing? That was so weird.

[B]

Yeah, that was weird. I don't know why they did that, but, I mean. Or because. Because she was doing the voice for the thing the whole time, which, again, okay, that was an idea I hated from the beginning. From its inception. I was like, why would the Alexa have this weird voice like this? It didn't make any sense.

[C]

That was Crystal's idea. Remember? She's like, alexa should have a deep voice. Drag. Alexa should have a deep voice. And the group went with it.

[B]

Yeah, that was. I did not like that idea from its inception. I was like, this doesn't make any sense.

[C]

I mean, I can see why it might be funny, but it is the obvious choice. Sometimes the obvious choice is the right choice. Sometimes it's not. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Back in the workroom, Crystal's having. I mean, Scarlett's having this beautiful moment about her mom and her mom's battle with copd. And I'm like. Because at the viewing party, I was watching, and someone has a very close relationship with their mom, too, and their mom is going through some. Went through some things. But looking at Kitty doing their makeup, Kitty looks so ridiculous. And Drag Race loves to do this thing where someone is having this, like, whole heartfelt, sad moment. And some bitches here with an eyebrow blocked off here, a thing on this eye, red makeup, all here. It looks ridiculous. A Crystal.

[C]

It is one of the perils of doing your makeup and having serious conversations, because you do look wild.

[B]

You look crazy, but you're like.

[C]

You have, like, color corrector on your beard. You have. You have. You know, you're holding up one piece of hair. Yeah, it is. It is always a wild moment. I was very with. I was really with Scarlet on this thing. As you know, my mom also lives on oxygen as well.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So I was kind of like, I know. I know how it is to, like, you know, see your mom, like, breathe on. Especially when, like, my mom was really just a really athletic woman. Like, back in my day, my mother was very, very athletic woman. So it was very. I was like, I feel you. I feel you. But she did look crazy, you know, she almost looked like Scarlet's foot face.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Some of the comments said, scarlett is Monet Blair.

[B]

Someone said, no, that's not true. I like Scarlett. I just feel like something's going on. Someone did say, we're not discussing how completely stupid the challenge was. I don't think. I think this could have been a really fun. I don't think this was in the realm of Drag Race. This isn't any sillier than some of the other ones you have been asked to do for branding. I think it was just the ideas just weren't there. But I think this could have been a really funny challenge. I don't think this was a stupid challenge.

[C]

I agree. This is a typical. This is a drag Race. Standard branding of a thing. Everyone. Like, they've done. They do it almost every season, at least every other season.

[B]

Red fulfilled detox, the trash can thing. Like, they. All these. These happen all the time.

[C]

Yeah. I think that. I think that it was just. That it was just poorly executed. It honestly was just a. They just did it. This was legit. So we'll get into it. So after the. After they watched them, there's this really great moment. I actually wrote down the timestamp because I was so gagged at it. I was like, please, y' all go back 3 minutes and 20 seconds after the first clip. Kitty laughs, and the judges are like,

[B]

oh, yes, yes, I know. Wait, Bob, are we at critiques already?

[C]

I thought so. We talked about the challenges in the video. We talked about them recording.

[B]

Runway is next, Bob.

[C]

Oh, well, let me get. Let me open my file.

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[C]

Do you remember back in the. Back in the day when Jeremy, formerly known as Fifi o', Hara, was like, oh, y'.

[B]

All.

[C]

What they don't let y' all know is that that critique wasn't even for me. It was for someone else. And then Drag Race is like, oh, really? And they released the completely unedited critique, and they were like, now back to this bitch that had a lot to say about being depressed the other day. Jeremy was good. That was one of the wildest moments in Drag Race, because that was. That was. That was. That was like, when the editors were like, it's enough. Y' all are gonna stop blaming shit on us. Let's release the completely unedited. So you all can see that was actually a critique to you. And then. Yeah, that was. That was a. That was a. Does anyone in the comment. Do y' all remember this?

[B]

Oh, I remember this happened. And I also, like. I'm like. Because, again, Drag Race.

[C]

Oh, my God, I'm not high. Everyone in the comments saying, I'm high. Why do I think I'm high?

[B]

Guys, He's.

[C]

He's.

[B]

Bob is not smoking weed. It's the cocaine. Okay.

[C]

Why does everyone think I'm on the nugs? Why does everyone think I'm high?

[B]

Because you. You. You look like a. That smoke weed right now.

[C]

So let's go into these lyrics, Henny. So first look up is Ms. RuPaul Andre Charles. This look is fine. It's not like I'm not blown away, but she looks good.

[B]

She looks great. Ruth's face. Raven the fast again. It's always stunning, but particularly the past, like, three weeks. Ru's face looks beautiful. I love this messy updo. But also, this is fully. Like, it's giving me very Christmas. Like, he has mistletoe on his head.

[C]

Honestly, now that you Mention it. It is beginning to look a lot like Christmas. And I think that's more of a poinsettia than it is a mistletoe.

[B]

Roomis. No, that's not a good Ru pun,

[C]

but she was there. Anyway. Let's go on to Ella vade.

[B]

Ella bide.

[C]

Ella bidet. I've said it before. I said it again. This is the rose of Drag Race UK3. Like, I gotta feel like she's gonna make it all the way. Something about this feels like she's gonna go very far because she's not bad at anything.

[B]

Yeah. I will say, this is. In my opinion, this is the. Oh, my God, I'm drooling.

[C]

You ever. When I said Monet drools, and she was like, I never drooled. Does anyone remember that? Please, someone, please, someone find that clip. I don't know where it was. I don't drool. I had to call Patty and Patty. Yeah, bitch, you be drooling.

[B]

I told y', all, I'm juicy about this.

[C]

Imagine sharing a blunt with Monet. Imagine getting that shit back. Soggy as hell.

[B]

I never give a soggy blunt. How dare you? Anyway, I think the Ella day, in my opinion, this is the best that she's looked at because normally she looks like. To me, she loves, like, matronly looks, but I think she looks cute. I love this outfit. I love. Michelle don't like the hair. I think the hair looks cute again, I mean, it's not, like, young. I don't think it's like a. Like a. Like a Gen Z or drag look, but it's definitely a good look, and I like it on her.

[C]

I'm with. I'm with Michelle. I do not like this hair. I think this hair ages her, and it does not make her look good. I'm with Michelle on this. Like, it's a no. It's a no for me. And this look. This dress is really, really standard from the front. And then she turns around, and it's got, like, an interesting element to it. But I don't think she looks incredibly expensive, do you?

[B]

I think that it would. I think she looks expensive. And especially when you turn on the back, I think that that's, like, with dresses like that. Like. Like Detox, when he had. She had that dress with her ass out. Like, I forgot what the category was. But looking at it, you're like, okay. Then she turned around.

[C]

You're like, it was best body part.

[B]

Best body part. So I think that this was. I like this. I really did. I think it was cute, but do

[C]

you think she looks very expensive?

[B]

Not very expensive, but she looks expensive.

[C]

And also what irritability in the back was like, whenever someone has something going down the back of their dress and you don't have an ass crack, what am I supposed to do with that? Like, how's my brain process?

[B]

You hate that. You Bob, Y', all, Bob has been dying on this hill since I've known him. You hate that?

[C]

Yeah. If you're gonna do nude illusion, you have to cover up the parts that you can't make an illusion out of. So if it. There's like a panel over your ass and it just looks like you don't have an ass. It didn't like, her legs were separated from each other. It looked like she had like one leg unit going on in the bag. Does that make any sense?

[B]

Okay, well, Bob in that, like, so when you have nudel illusion on your back, like when you had your nudelusion and your beautiful housewife look, where were your. Where were your fucking interpostal muscles showing? Where are your ribs showing? Like, doesn't matter.

[C]

In my house. Yeah, Moni, I had a. I had a fucking belly button. I had titties. I covered the seam. Like there was no, like weird assless ass crack going on in that.

[B]

Honey, I know it looked. It's a really great look. Can I borrow it?

[C]

Honestly, if you want to borrow it. Sure. It's a little dark skinned for you,

[B]

but you know what? I don't mind doing?

[C]

A little black face, a little black skin. Let's go on to our next girl. So we want to look at Scarlet Harlot, your nemesis for this season.

[B]

She looks great.

[C]

She looks very expensive.

[B]

I was surprised. She looks great. I love this. I think she looked great. And what I didn't like though was when she came out, she was like, and my outfit's not very expensive. Why would you even say that in your voiceover? Like, why would you let us know that you didn't spend a lot of money on this look? Like, keep your fucking mouth shut, bitch. You look beautiful. I love her makeup here. I love the hair. I love the outfit, the coat. She looks gorgeous. I don't understand why she said that. I was so mad at her for saying that.

[C]

I mean, I think she looks great. I do agree that Michelle, she should have kept the cane. She's giving Madonna right now. Do you remember when Madonna was in her Calvin Klein suits phase? Madonna was wearing. It was like. It was around the time that Macklemore and released that song the first album, the heist with. With what's his name? Ryan something. Anyway, Ryan Cranston is. Bryan Cranston is from Breaking Bad. And that's Bryan Cranston. But anyway, what are you laughing about? Jacob Brian Cranston. But it's giving very Madonna circa that era. And I think she looks really expensive and I think she should have kept the cane. It made it look nicer.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I agree. I don't know why she did that, but, you know, here she is. Girls, boys, Jesus.

[C]

It is hard for you to say something nice about this hard working queen.

[B]

I just, I just, I just complimented her. I just said how much I love what you talking about.

[C]

You followed it up pretty quickly with how dumb she was for not. Let's go to the next person. So up next we. Up next we have the. The ever so lovely Kitty Scott Claus who looks amazing.

[B]

She always looks like a doll. Naomi and I talked about this last week. She does this thing, girl, her makeup bitch. She be painting that face and she be looking gorgina. That being said, I like this outfit. I did not like the dingly dangly coins. It wasn't my favorite. I think they could have been a cleverer way to do that a la Gigi. Good with the buttons and in a way to make it look a little more expensive. I feel like the dangly buttons made it like cheapened a little bit. But I do think it's money. I know they're gold coins. Oh, I meant because I thought Gigi. I know they're coins, but I feel like having them diggly dangly. It like cheapened it a little bit, in my opinion.

[C]

But I think, I don't think it looks super expensive. I just think that she looks really good. I think that I don't. For once, I don't mind the shoulder pads. Like, her body looks so good in this. She looks really good. I. I do agree she does not look terribly expensive. It looks like a inexpensive version of something that should be very expensive. Like, it looks like if the blondes made this. If the blondes made this, it'd be bananas.

[B]

Right? Right. And I think the way to buy that would have been having those coins and like doing them in a really, like, cool. Having them on the actual capsule as opposed to like flailing around in the wind, you know, there's no wind.

[C]

They're not outside walking on the eye of London, Bob.

[B]

Excuse me if I'm. Oh my God. Is Monet being a little hyperbolic on rivalry? Oh, that sounds. That's so Crazy Monet never does that. Bitch, you too.

[C]

I don't think. Wow. Someone is very. I gotta say, ever since Scarlett Harlow showed up on screens, you've been very aggressive. I don't know what you're wrong with this.

[B]

Let me read this comment to you. This is by Crystal Bepsi. Bob is gonna create another Tamisha Iman situation if she keeps on making it seem like Monae hates Carla Harlett this much.

[C]

Listen, I'm just reporting back what you're saying. Her face is afoot. She's a dumb bitch for putting the cane down, and she should have never said that her outfit was cheap.

[B]

You said that. I said nothing about her cane. That was you.

[C]

Ooh, Ooh. Listen, I report the news. I don't make it. I just report it.

[A]

Okay,

[B]

next is Theresa May. Girl, no. Girl, no.

[C]

Yeah, I get what she was going for, but I don't think she nailed it. And this does not look good. This is a bad look on pretty much every account. I don't like it. And it's not good. And it's bad, and it's not good. And it's also bad.

[B]

Yeah, it is not cute. Yeah, the Rush gold didn't work for her.

[C]

Yeah, it's bad, and it doesn't look good that I also mentioned that it's also not good. So, yeah, we're just gonna move on from this.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Let's go on to Krystal Versace.

[B]

Underwhelmed.

[C]

I see why Crystal would think this, because, first of all, I just don't. She goes, these are all Swarovski crystals. I don't believe that those are. Each one of those is a Swarovski Crystal.

[B]

No, no, no. Swarovski makes panels like that. They make. They make. They make panels like that now. But I know they make.

[C]

I know they make panels like that. I don't think these are actual Swarovski crystals.

[B]

Why?

[C]

Because they don't look like them to me. They don't look like Swarovski crystals.

[B]

I disagree because I've seen Swarovski crystals under the stage lights on tv. And for some reason, expensive stones, for whatever reason, don't glimmer and shine like, through the TV like cheaper ones do. So I think these could be Swarovski's. I mean, also, if these were Swarovski's,

[C]

they would just be so expensive. Threesome.

[B]

That's the thing. But she. She. She's so small, Bob. Like, it would take you and me four panels to. To make a catsuit this is one gross girl. This is, like, one and a half panels for her. You know what I mean? She's so short and tiny.

[C]

Also, for the first time ever, her shape looks a little bit strange for

[B]

the first time ever, because her tits are so close together.

[C]

That's what it is. Her tits are fucking on top of each other, and they were further out, she'd have an hourglass. But now she's kind of got a pear shape because her tits are just right in the middle of her chest. Like two hamburgers.

[B]

Yeah. And then also the shoes. I'm like, bitch, so you got this whole outfit done. Why did you not just get a boot? Cause I know she got small ass feet and cover them in the same fabric of the catsuit to make it, like, at least one full look.

[C]

Yeah, I agree. This is not a great look. And you know what else kept bothering me? It bothered me with Kitty too. When they turn around, I just see this big, ugly zipper in the back of the garment that drives me.

[B]

Kitty's ugly zipper. Yes.

[C]

And same with Crystal. She has this fully stoned outfit and turned on, just this hideous zipper. Like, you could also just get a little panel to go over the zipper in the back to complete the look, you know?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I agree. Yeah. Dragon real time. I got to put a little more glue on the inner corner of my eyes, so I'm good. I can do two things at once. I'm a renaissance woman, and I got

[C]

to sniff a little marker. I'm playing. Okay, so onto River Medway. So I have the feeling, like, what? She. She looks nice. I don't think it looks super expensive. Like, this fabric doesn't look terribly expensive. I don't think that the chains in her hair or whatever the beads are in her hair look super expensive. But it felt like the judges were afraid to say anything judgmental about this garment. They were like, I'll tell you one thing. It's nice, and it's. It's my favorite, and I appreciate people who are Southeast Asian and. And stop Asian hate. I want to say all that out loud. Clearly.

[B]

I agree. I was like, again, I think she looks beautiful. Like, the concept. This does not say expendit. This does not say expensive to me. Like, maybe they have this fabric they make now. It's like, I don't know. Like, for example, I don't know. There's something that could have been done to make it feel more expensive. It was beautiful, but it did not. It wasn't like, oh, my God, this looks expensive. But I liked it a lot.

[C]

The fans disagree with you a lot. This look the most expensive to me. She looks amazing. Shut it. This is my favorite look by far. Well, listen, everyone's saying she looks great. Have your opinions, bitch. I'm just a world famous drag queen. What do I know? All I'm saying is this look, she looks great. No one has looked bad yet. No one has looked bad at this point. Literally, no. Okay, I'll take that back. I stand corrected. I stand corrected. But I think if I saw that, I would be like, damn, that dress costs a lot of money. I would be like, damn, this dress costs a lot of fucking money. Holy shit, this dress looks expensive.

[B]

Yeah. Also, again, we're not saying that. We. We, Bob my both agree that she looks beautiful. We love it. This does not say expenny xpenny henny in my.

[C]

Maybe the way they're responding is the way why the judges didn't want to say anything.

[B]

Right.

[C]

She does look good, but I'm like, I'm not like, damn, this bitch spent a lot of fucking money on this dress. Everybody in the comments disagrees with you. Well, I mean, I'm a professional fucking drag queen, so fuck the people in the comments. I'm telling you, this dress, it was not very expensive.

[B]

And now to this bitch, Michael Limitada Monet. Famous wear of expensive garments. Bitch, I bet you my garments cost more than your shit. What? The fucking outfits, Michael Lamenta Coco.

[C]

Things don't have to look expensive to look great, but the challenge is specifically to look very expensive. And I just don't think this dress looks very expensive.

[B]

Bob and Monet think expensive is just crystals, bitch. No, we do not.

[C]

Anyway, the dress doesn't look expensive. All right, let's go into the next one. Also, the last one, that was just crystal. We were both like, no, we don't like this dress. There was one that was literally just crystal. We were like, no, we don't like this one. This is not good. It does not look great. It looks cheap. And they're like, bob, think it's just crystals, baby. So let's go on to charity case. So, like, this look is. It's like a bunch of jewelry all over the whole thing.

[B]

She's a tooth fairy. So I think the storyline is she's a tooth fairy that's been taking people's jewelry for. I don't know. From teeth. I don't know. But she. She was like, I am.

[C]

No, she said. She said that she went into your house and instead of taking her teeth, she Took your mother's jewelry.

[B]

Got it work.

[C]

And I mean, I will say this. I think this is a. What are you doing, Jacob? We can see where everything you're doing. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Just so you know, we can see everything. So unscrew, man. I'm trying to make a poll in the chat to see if people thought river looked expensive. Oh, well, we can do a poll, but we can see everything you do. All right. I just. Okay. I'm thinking this. Making something that looks expensive. It can be hard to make something that looks expensive if you do not have a lot of money. And I don't think a lot of these girls come here with a lot of money. So that being said, this does not look terribly expensive to me. But this is also a really hard challenge. This is a very tough challenge, which is why I don't think anyone looks

[B]

particularly expensive yet every season has a. Has a roller that's really expensive. For ours, it was a feather one. When we got the prompt for feathers, we were like, Jesus Christ. Because as you know, feathers are not cheap since you have to buy a lot of them to look. Make a nice outfit. Every season has one run where you're like, well, here we go. I guess I'm spending all my money on this one. And this is the reason I think

[C]

that Scarlett looks expensive is because she's calling on images of, like, opulence and fur and suits. I. And usually speaking, even if the suit itself doesn't cost a lot of, like, the fabric doesn't cost a lot of money. For whatever reason, the suit itself still costs a lot of money. You know what I mean? But I don't think. I don't think charity looks very. I get the concept, but I just don't think she looks, like, super expensive.

[B]

There were some comments saying that it felt a little anti Semitic, and I don't know where that comes from.

[C]

I think they're probably saying the nose is probably. But that. That seems a little bit like a reach.

[B]

But I think she's doing, like, a witch thing. Like, it's not like, spooky, scary witch thing.

[C]

As sibling rivalry's resident Jew, I'm going to say that's a reach. Jacob, our resident Jew, says it is a reach. That is from the Jew in the room.

[B]

Calling someone a Jew. I always. I don't say.

[C]

And I get.

[B]

There's nothing wrong with it. It just feels so hard to like.

[C]

Well, they probably say Jew is the only term that is both a slur and the official term. It just depends on how you say it? It's like the tone and the intonation or with what you say it. If you're like, well, no, she's a Jew. And if you're like, she's a Jew, that sounds a little bit more like. Like a slur.

[B]

When you said that, you sound like the guy from. You sound like the guy from those cartoons. Like, ahoo, gah. A Jew.

[C]

Ahoo gah. But to be fair, Jacob chose the term resident Jew. We did not put that on him. Moving on to vanity. Milan. Bitch. This is RuPaul's outfit from AJ and the Queen when he was a chandelier.

[B]

I didn't watch it. I don't know.

[C]

This is RuPaul's outfit from AJ and the Queen as the chandelier. This is the outfit. I'm gagged.

[B]

Work.

[C]

Not verbatim, but it is anyway. How do you feel about this garment?

[B]

I think this is the best Vanity's look. I think that she looks beautiful, and I appreciate that she is taking, like. And, as, you know, like we talked about before, changing your, like, your makeup and stuff, like, at the show is really fucking hard. And she's. She's doing the best that she can in, like, literally day to day and changing it and adapting to what the judges are doing. And I think she looks great with this picture. She looks beautiful. I think she looks. And her body looks great. This outfit looks good. I think she looks great.

[C]

Yeah, she looks great. And this looks like. I do wish that the cats who underneath was a little bit more intricate. Like, I think that would elevate it to looking more expensive if the cat had, like, some interesting detail or pattern or something going on with it. But that being said, this. This does look expensive to me.

[B]

Yeah, I think. I think she looks great, especially this shot. I'm like, oh, my God, she looked. She looked great.

[C]

Yeah, she looks fucking phenomenal. What was your favorite look of all these? My favorite River Medway poll on the Patreon. So go fill that out. Well, yeah. Oh, yeah. The River Medway pole. Does she look expensive? We're not saying that she looked good. The question, does she look expensive? It is now on the Patreon.

[B]

My favorite look this week is Scarlet. I think Scarlet nailed the assignment. I think her makeup was great. Her hair was great. She looks expensive. In my opinion, Scarlet turned it. My favorite.

[C]

I agree. Scarlett looks. I think Scarlett looks the best, and I think the worst is probably Ms. May.

[B]

Oh, for sure. Hands down. Hands down.

[C]

Yeah. To be honest, I think Theresa probably should have been in the bottom this week, if I'm being honest.

[B]

Yeah, you think?

[C]

I do. I really do. Like, she should have been. Like, I think she should have been in the bottom. It was, like, it was not good. Like, I don't think she was great. I don't think. I mean, I think everyone was bad in the challenge, so I think that since everyone's so bad, we should be going mostly off of the looks at this point. And I think Theresa had the best look.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Well, that being said, watching them, the first group out of the two groups, like, watching, like, the edited footage, I think the first group was the best of the two. I thought. And I thought that Kitty was the best of the first group. I thought that it was really great. And I know they had whatever critiques about the toilet thing. I thought the toilet bit was funny. I think the big disconnect for the first group was that I didn't get why the drag Lexa wasn't doing the talking right. So they were like, be like, drag Lexa, I need help. And then the other queen would pop up as the, like, human drag lexiform. Yeah, they should have. Yeah, that. That. Of them up, in my opinion.

[C]

I agree. That was. I agree. That was a very strange thing, that there was, like, a. A visual personification of drag Lexa every time. I was like, why?

[B]

Yeah, I don't like that.

[C]

But anyway, and the second we get to a point, RuPaul says. RuPaul is like, no one wins. There's. Has there ever been an episode with no winners?

[B]

I don't think so. I don't think so. Yeah.

[C]

RuPaul was like, none of you get to win. Zero people win. Not interested. No. No winning. It's a wrap. I was like, wow,

[B]

what's the Willy Wonka thing?

[C]

You lose, sir.

[B]

Good day.

[C]

You stole fizzy. Listen. Drink. You bumped in the ceiling. That'll be washed and sterilized. So you lose, you get nothing. Good day, sir. Yeah, I was fully gagged at that. But then RuPaul was like. RuPaul was like, oh, bitch, somebody's going home today. She's like, it ain't gonna be the day of last week's shit. Somebody going home on this day. Then we find out that these same two girls are in the bottom. These same two. Let's talk about this fucking.

[B]

They have to name who they think should go home and why. The infamous question every season, okay?

[C]

It's the best question in the history of Drag Race. It's the best question in the history of Drag race.

[B]

Do I look upset to you? I'm not upset.

[C]

People think that asking who should go home is shady. I think it is great. It is.

[B]

Did you have it on your season? No.

[C]

Yes, we did. Yes, the fuck we did. All the white girls and Kim Chi said Chi Chi. And all the black girls said Derek.

[B]

I don't remember that.

[C]

I. It was the wizard of Oz episode, and it ended up being Derek and Robbie Turner in the bottom, and Robbie Turner went home.

[B]

Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. And the roller skate thing.

[C]

No, that. That was Robert Turner versus Cynthia Le Fontaine.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[C]

This was to. I got a feeling on a summer day when you were gone. I crashed my car into the bridge. I should have let it burn.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But, yeah, girl, that was. That was really gaggy when RuPaul was like, none of y' all win. And then they also. Basically, it starts off, you think everyone's gonna say charity. The way the Scarlet started rolling in, you would have thought the cast was all Monet exchanges. Bitch. Everybody, I'm sorry. That was really good.

[B]

You are so ridiculous. You are so ridiculous.

[C]

But, girl, though, I was sitting in my room gagging because they kept being like, scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet. And then when one of the girls said vanity, Scarlett said, vanity. Vanity did that. I was like, are all black people raised somehow in the same thing? Vanity did that face where, like, black people get like,

[B]

uh, huh, huh.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, for sure.

[C]

Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[B]

Yeah. And I mean, when they all kept going on Scarlett, I mean, again, we were not there in the room. But last week you were in the bottom, and this week, you were in strong, too. I think I maybe would have went to Scarlet as well, but again, I was gagged that people on her team were saying her name. I was like, oh, not you on my team saying my name. Which was. It was the last person. It was Sharisa said, Scarlett's fan. I'm like, bitch, if you on my team and you say my name to go home in a challenge, we're fighting after this is done, girl.

[C]

They were fighting. I think everyone after Scarlet said her name. I'm thinking hard about it. I think everybody after girl was like, bitch, Scarlet.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then, girl, when we get. They get back to the room, Scarlet is hot. It is a bitch. Scarlett just said, I don't feel like

[B]

talking right now, which is valid.

[C]

I'm like, there is nothing wrong with that. I'm not saying. I'm just reporting the news. Scarlet is hot. Like fish grease. She is over. They're like, scarlet. So girl who's in the bottom, she's like, don't fucking talk to me, bitch. Don't even look in my fucking direction. Fix your eyes and look at somebody else right the fuck now. Cause Scarlet Harlot is about to fucking have a fucking hell of a day on your ass, honey.

[B]

And then I was getting so fucking annoyed. Cause Ella was like, you're defeated. You're defeated. She's like, I'm not defeated. Ella's like, you're defeated. She's like, bitch, I'm not defeated. Like, no, I'm not defeated. I'm just sad that I may be going home. That doesn't mean that I'm ready to go home or I've given up on a competition, bitch. I'm allowed to feel human emotions of sadness. Because everyone just said my name doesn't mean I'm ready to go home.

[C]

What got me wild was when Scarlet said, well, you all are. You all picked me because you said that I was negative. And they were like, we didn't say that. We also said that you're tired. Your taste level is poor. They were like, well, I said, you have. I said your taste. And I said, you're just tired. Well, just be clear. I said this. They were like, oh, no, no. We had a lot of complaints. Just. I was like, this is not making it better. She just gets up and is like, I'm leaving. She come back. She's like, sorry I left. Bitch, don't apologize if you want to leave. You need to take a break, bitch. Go take a break. You do not need to sit here and listen to these people drag you. You do not owe them for you to just be sitting here looking like, drag me, bitch. Drag me.

[B]

Oh, yeah, for sure. And then river was like. Cause Scarlett kept on like, someone say something. She, like, cut them off a little bit. And river goes, you need to let others keep talking. I'm like, bitch, the fuck I do. You know, I don't gotta sit and let y' all talk to me any type of way.

[C]

I'm gonna cut you off, too.

[B]

I was like, what in this world that she has to be diplomatic about y' all giving her critiques? No, I don't have to be diplomatic about that. And I also love when someone walks away on reality tv. It's my favorite thing.

[C]

I love it because you know the camera's gonna chase you. But she didn't do the thing where you put your hand in front of me, put your hand in front of the camera. But Girl, the way that they were like, you need to shut up and let us drag you now. Who else got some shit they want to talk about? Scarlet, Come on. Who else got some shit. Shut the fuck up, Scarlet. We also want to talk about your shoes, too. Cause we ain't done, bitch. Talk about this bitch's ugly fucking shoes. Get this bitch clown this bitch. Who's next? Scarlet, you need to fucking listen. Who else got something to say? I was like, oh, my God. Yo, this is wild.

[B]

I thought, she doesn't have to listen to this shit. I was like, fuck that. It was. It was wild. It was. It was. It was my. Good to see, though. Good team.

[C]

I would say the only laugh I think of the episode was when Scarlet was talking about what she wanted to do, and she was like, I wanted to do a Joan. Joan crawford thing. And RuPaul was like, that was kind of funny anyway. You're in the bottom. I was like.

[B]

I was like, it seemed like that may have been, like, her one joke she was leaning on. I was like, I don't know how much more she could have developed about that. She, she. She said it in the workroom, and she said, they're going to maintain. I was like, give us more of that. But it seemed like I'm like, did you have more plan? And that was the only one joke you were going to cling to the whole time, you know?

[C]

Well, bitch. She was. You know, when you're in the. When you're in the bottom and you are just swinging and you are trying your best to fucking keep your head afloat, you're like, I was going to do this. I was going to do this. I had this plan.

[B]

Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty.

[C]

So she was like, bitch, the weird thing. That was the only laugh, I think that RuPaul even cracked a smile the whole episode. Like, RuPaul was so pissed off. I thought somebody was wearing H and

[B]

M. Also the visual. And y' all need to go back and watch it. The entire time, Crystal is just brushing her hair with her fingers. She's giving some bob and Monet, wearing braids just like this the whole time, looking like, I love that.

[C]

Well. Cause Crystal's like, I'm not going home.

[B]

Right? She knew she wasn't going home. Girl, there's no. Imagine if Crystal went home. Imagine, girl.

[C]

I mean, it would have been wild. I, I. Who do you think should have been the bottom this week?

[B]

I think the bottom was Theresa, and I would have put Theresa and Chris and Charity. That's what I would have Done.

[C]

Yeah, I think you're probably right. I mean.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then we had the lip sync, which is the same lip sync of last week. It is Scarlet versus Charity and bitch. Scarlett fucking turned it. She was. She did a really good job. My favorite part was, do you see when she snuffed the fuck out of Charity?

[C]

Did you see a snuff Charity? She fobbed her off.

[B]

She finally said she fought the Charity off.

[C]

She said. She. She said, bitch, do you remember at the beginning of this fucking episode when I fucking came up to you and I was trying to pick you and you fought me off? Well, bitch, I'm about to fob you off. Bitch, that. That push, that went all the way back to the mini challenge, bitch.

[B]

It was a. It was a palm to the face, mush head fantasy. It was wild.

[C]

I gagged. And Charity was like. She's like, bitch, get the fuck off me. We ain't playing no games in this, bitch. Y' all just gagging the fuck up on me. And also, imagine everyone voting Scarlet off and then Scarlet the next week being like,

[B]

I can't wait. I can't wait for next week, girl. It's gonna be great.

[C]

And it's the reading challenge next week, girl.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I can't wait. It's gonna be good.

[C]

Scarlet's like, fuck, laugh, bitch. I want blood. Today we made it clear this season's not funny. I'm hurting bitches feelings now. Let's go around the room. Yeah, yeah, let's go around the room real quick. Did you agree with who went home?

[B]

Yeah, I think. I mean, I would have liked to see more of Charity, and they did challenge her to change it up. Oh, my God. They did the thing. We literally talked about this at the beginning of the season. As we predicted, Michelle was like, I'm not trying to tell you to change your drag. I just want to see you do something different. And I knew we knew they would ask her to do this. And I've been battling myself because I'm like, they never say to the pretty girls, try and do something a little risque or spooky or whatever, but they always tell the alternative girl to be pretty and, like, to try that. I'm like, why is that? But again, as a fan watching, I was kind of like, okay, this is becoming a little predictable for Charity because pretty drag seems to be the status quo and, like, the standard.

[C]

And I like, Crystal's also quite predictable. I think Scarlett is predictable. I think I think they're all predictable. I just think that.

[B]

Why don't they tell Crystal to be spooky?

[C]

I agree. I think it's fucked up to ask someone to do something they don't do just because you want to see it once. Like, that is a weird critique. And I think that Crystal has done, like, a pretty drag, like, two or three times. She did the orange look in the challenge that same episode, the very episode. And then she did the peloton thing where she was doing, like, a blonde girl thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So I was like, this seems like a weird. Weird. It's like, y' all just want her to just be a pretty girl, and. And. And unless she does it, like, more than half the time, it's not good enough.

[B]

Yeah. Which I think, again, someone who did a good job of that by selling us who they were and then doing it a lot of times in the season, but also doing the other thing was Gottmik. Gottmik did her white face, like, the first episode, and she came back the second episode and third episode did something different, and she. But she kept on going back to it like a tether. But she did change it up a lot so she wouldn't get the critique of, we want to see you not do a white face, which I think was really smart of her in the competition.

[C]

Yeah, probably. Maybe. Yeah. I mean, that's probably what she should have done, because the judges. Actually, I think that Crystal really was departing from it a decent amount of time.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

A charity. Jesus Christ. These names, Monet, Why? What is it with this season? And why can I not get the names? This one. What is it like? Why? What is it?

[B]

Well, you are one more rotation around the sun, so that might have something to do with it.

[C]

Wow. So we have done a poll on our patreon. We have 732 votes that say we are at. I don't know what the percentage is, but 510. 70%.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

30%. 510 people say that she did look expensive, and 222 people say she did not look expensive. Should we read some of these comments?

[B]

Oh, God, let's see, though.

[C]

Well, I don't know. Maybe. Let's see. Well, you know, I mean, y', all, this is live, so we're gonna just scroll through. Someone said, I get the color. I get the message behind the outfit. The yellow and red signify wealth and tradition, traditional Southeast culture. I thought it was unique interpretation and touching tribute to her culture. I vote no. You're. If you vote no, you're Uncultured. Legally, it's a no from me that someone just deleted their comment. Okay. So. And I feel. I feel like the thing is that we've seen people do a lot of traditional stuff on the show that looks really expensive. For example, Kahmora hall and that dragon look.

[B]

Yeah. So good.

[C]

That was. That looked like it cost so much money.

[B]

Amazing.

[C]

My brain couldn't even. I can't even fathom how much that outfit must have cost. Plastique Tiara's finale look. Plastique Tiara's finale look. That was also. It just looked insanely expensive. And I think that's what Monet and I are saying.

[B]

Monet exchanges sponge look expensive. And that's something. And that's something she made there on the show.

[C]

Is Yalls connection bad? I heard Monae say something crazy. My connection must be bad. Monae said the sponge look anyway. But also, to each their own. If you thought it looked expensive, then, you know, go off work. So, Monet, who's going home next week?

[B]

I don't. Honestly, I can't tell. Everyone dragged me because I said Vanity was going to go home this week. And she did a great job. She was amazing. So, honestly, it's anyone's game still. And I, again, another tired team.

[C]

You think it is anyone's game. You think Ella Vade could win Drag Race UK Season 3? Anyone? You think Scarlett Harlot can win Drag Races UK 3? You think it's anyone's game? You think Teresa is gonna win UK3? So you think it's literally any of those people I name could win UK3?

[B]

Okay. It's almost anyone's game.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. To be honest, I gotta be honest right now, as I really pay Crystal Scone and

[B]

Charity, we said Charity being

[C]

in the top, and two of my top three are gone. So now I don't see anyone besides Crystal Versace winning UK3. Maybe someone will come to the ranks and do something wild, but at this point, I only see Crystal Versace winning.

[B]

Who do you see? Yeah, top two. Top two is gonna be.

[C]

I don't even know. I think I. I think Ella Bidet is gonna be there.

[B]

Kitty, Scott Claus, these gonna be Kitty.

[C]

I think it's gonna be Crystal, Ella. And I mean, it feels like Scarlett has somehow ended up becoming the villain, which I did not see I. That blindside. I did not see that coming.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't see that coming either.

[C]

Let's hear in the comments. Who do y' all think? Type in your 3. Who you think will be in the top 3, type

[B]

in your kitty and crystal. So also, I think kitty. Oh.

[C]

So I'm obsessed with Alan Carr's judging one day. Do you know this? Like, Alan Carr is just. I also realized that his voice is just so. I. I paused this one part because his voice is so funny. Listen to this. Listen. Commercial. Here comes. You know, let's move on to Scarlett Harlot.

[B]

Last week, she stood there, didn't she?

[C]

Said, rue, if I stay in, you're gonna see me fight. And then she comes back and she's even worse than the week before. And then after the girls, I don't know why, but the week before last week, witness, she come out, she said, rue, you're gonna see me fight. And here she was in the week before. I don't know why she's so bad. I just don't love it. R. I don't understand why she can't

[B]

get her act together. All of a sudden, you became the fucking wicked witch from Snow White. I don't know. I want to know.

[C]

He's always like, well, last week, wasn't it, boo? She were here, and she like, you're gonna see me do my best. And SGR was done the week before. I just don't understand you. Something about the way Alan Carr talks is so wild. I am obsessed with his voice.

[B]

Come on, my pretty. That's how you sound.

[C]

Well, I just don't know. I just. I just am upset. I just love his voice. I could listen to Alan Carr talk also. What does specsy mean? Does that mean, like someone with glasses who is sexy?

[B]

Yeah. Is that. What is that? Is that a term he's coined?

[A]

It's not.

[B]

It's.

[C]

It's RuPaul. Always goes, the incredibly Specsy Allen Carr. She says that every. You know, the incredibly funny Ross Matthews, he is the specsy Alan Carr.

[B]

Oh, okay. Alan.

[C]

Keisha Carr.

[B]

Jeff, am I earbud? We gotta wrap it up. I had. My car is coming in in three minutes.

[C]

Oh, so we can't do our talk after what we had to do?

[B]

We went over.

[C]

You can do it in the car. Just give her a call. Yeah, we talking in the car. Yeah, yeah. How close is your. The gig, honey? Yeah, we talking in the car, nigga. We talking. Yeah. Charge that phone.

[B]

Enjoy this.

[C]

Charge that phone.

[B]

We can. We can do these live. We can do another live one.

[C]

Yeah, this was fun. So listen, y'. All. Well, let's do our wrap up before

[B]

we get out here.

[C]

All right, listen, thank you so much for watching Simply Watcher. Rejoin us again next week. We'll be roaring RuPaul's Drag Race UK

[B]

3 episode 6 also listen go to go and like and review this on Apple Podcast. We are now. We was at we was at 5.0 for like three years. As someone that got us down to 4.9. We can get our back up to 5.0. All of y' all go to the Apple Podcast and rate us 5 stars and leave a comment and a review.

[C]

There was to mission Scarlett. They were sick of this.

[B]

And the vixen, you know, all three of them hoes.

[C]

All right, thanks everyone. See you all later.

[B]

Bye Bye.

[A]

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