Sibling Watchery - Drag Race UK Season 3 - Episode 6

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: Sibling Watchery - Drag Race UK Season 3, Episode 6

Episode Date: November 2, 2021
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Topic: Recap of RuPaul’s Drag Race UK Season 3, Episode 6
Tone: Hilarious, sharp, candid, classic Sibling Rivalry banter

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Watchery finds Bob (in drag, in a bad mood, from Boston on bad hotel WiFi) and Monét (out of drag after losing her makeup brushes) giving their unfiltered, witty recap of RuPaul’s Drag Race UK Season 3, Episode 6—a double elimination shocker. They dissect the drama, runway, performances, and serve up classic Sibling Rivalry reads, all while debating the season’s frontrunners and exposing each queen’s TV strengths and stumbles.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting the Mood: Technical Issues and Banter

• [00:51-02:19] Bob battles choppy hotel WiFi and admits to being in a bad mood, leading to classic bickering:

  “I told y'all I was in a bad mood today, and I will not lighten my mood.” – Bob [03:51]

• Monét is out of drag due to lost brushes:

  “The reason Bob is in drag and I'm not is ‘cause I left my fucking makeup brushes where I was on set this week. So annoying.” – Monét [01:46]

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2. Rumors About UK Filming (Debunked)

• [02:32-03:29]
  Bob brings up rumors that Drag Race UK season 3 was filmed in 10 days, which both hosts quickly dismiss as impossible, highlighting the intensity and logistics of Drag Race production.

  “There’s no way Drag Race can film in 10 days.” – Monét [02:50]

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3. Fallout Drama: Scarlet’s Villain Edit and Group Tensions

• [04:17-08:18]

  • Discussion about the queens ganging up on Scarlet Harlot and whether she's really the season's villain.
  • Bob feels the narrative is forced:

    “Maybe I just... I'm not getting that Scarlet is the villain, like, I feel like I'm being told she is. But I really don't.” – Bob [04:44]

  • Monét notes the difference between being a true “mean queen” and just being targeted.

• They compare this dynamic to US Drag Race seasons—Vixen vs. the cast in Season 10, Chi Chi Devayne, and Derrick Barry.

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4. Legendary Reading Challenge & River Medway’s Personality

• [08:18-09:08] Discussion about River’s unbothered attitude and spiciness, particularly seen on Twitter.

  “River just always looks like she has a bobbin look on her face... so unbothered.” – Monét [08:26]

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5. Runway Realness: Critiquing the Looks

[10:25-22:47] Main run of detailed runway commentary.

Michelle Visage & RuPaul

• Michelle:

  “What in the fourth grade girl is Michelle’s hair doing?” – Bob [10:29]

• RuPaul:
  Praise for Ru’s usual runway, but not this episode:

  “This is not my favorite Ru look… I didn’t like the fringe.” – Monét [11:03]
  “Midlife crisis.” – Bob, roasting Rue’s “shorter” fashion choices [11:49]

Choriza May

• Both hosts agree: fantastic look, until Choriza adds fruit stickers to her butt:

  “I was in love with it… until she turned around with that raggedy on her ass.” – Monét [12:29]

Crystal Versace

• Beautiful but repetitive silhouette; Ru’s favoritism discussed:

  “As soon as Crystal Versace walked out, I said, we’ve seen this.” – Bob [13:09]
  “Ru really went out of her way to compliment Crystal this episode, and I was like, this is odd.” – Bob [13:40]

Scarlett Harlot

• Universally panned by hosts—lettuce jokes ensue:

  “I gagged when they called her lettuce… At what point did she not think, ‘I look like a head of lettuce?’” – Bob [14:29]
  “Does anyone know what fruit she thought she was giving?” – Monét [14:43]

River Medway

• “Fruit basket” outfit flops hard:

  “It was such a weird take on a fruit basket. I was like, what?” – Monét [15:49]

Ella Vaday

• High praise, with discussion on watermelon aesthetics and race connotations in the US:

  “She looks beautiful, though. She looks great.” – Bob [17:13]

Kitty Scott-Claus

• Monét is a huge fan:

  “She consistently looks good on the Runway. She is really good in the challenges, and it just really is shady that they're not giving her flowers.” – Monét [18:54]

  • Bob predicts a “Cheryl Hole edit” for Kitty: no challenge wins but reaching the final.

Vanity Milan

• Bob not a fan:

  “I do not like this look at all. It's like... It's a neoprene dress with a ruffle on the bottom... I really think she is kind of like, coasting.” [20:13]

Look Favorites & Least Favorites

• Ella Vaday, Kitty Scott-Claus: Both hosts love them, can’t choose a single favorite [21:45]
• River Medway: Both agree hers is the worst of the week [23:00]

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6. Judging and Double Elimination

• [23:19-28:09]
  • They review what seemed like wild, almost cruel judging—especially for Scarlett:

    “That lady was like, ‘you are wilted, nasty, wet lettuce. I would send you back immediately. I don't like you, and I honestly wish you were dead.’” – Bob parodying the harsh critiques [24:23]

  • Discuss double elimination of River Medway and Choriza May and behind-the-scenes dynamics in the Untucked lounge.

    “If I got double eliminated... the other girl's gonna leave the stage before me because I'm not gonna leave first.” – Bob [31:09]

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7. Lip Sync Breakdown

• [28:09-30:54]

  • Chorizo's wig mishap and River’s failed split get a forensic, hilarious analysis:

    “Chorizo's wig was doing the cha cha slide… Girl, her wig was really on one.” – Bob [28:09, 29:00] “River did end the number in the crunchiest split… someone said an obtuse split.” – Bob [29:36]

  • Monét bemoans lack of proper Pentecostal “shout dance” during the lip sync:

    “I want to see somebody shout Pentecostal.” – Monét [30:37]

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8. Who Can Win? Predictions & Season Trajectory

• [19:29, 34:24-35:04]
  • Both think Ella Vaday now looks like the winner, though previously considered Crystal Versace.
  • They discuss how Kitty could pull a surprise by reaching the end without a win, like Cameron Michaels did in Season 10.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bob (on Drag Race filming rumor):
  “That is vicious. Lies and rumors. I mean, I don’t know how vicious they are, but it’s not true, y’all.” [03:20]

• Monét (on losing makeup brushes):
  “You can’t just go and buy the brush that you need. It’s not that easy.” [02:07]

• On Scarlet Harlot’s narrative:
  “If everyone is saying that she's messy, then she's probably messy. But from viewing, it just seems like... let us keep telling you how shit you are.” – Bob [05:09]

• On Crystal’s edit:
  “Ru really went out of her way to compliment Crystal… I was like, this is odd.” – Bob [13:40]

• On harsh critiques:
  “[They were like,] ‘you are wilted, nasty, wet lettuce.’ I have to be honest with myself.” – Bob parodying Lulu’s runway comments [24:19]

• On double elimination:
  “At this point, fucking, let's chop the lettuce. You know what I mean?” – Bob [33:12]

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Important Timestamps

| Time | Description | |---------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:46 | Monét explains being out of drag due to missing brushes | | 02:32-03:29 | Rumors about Drag Race filming in 10 days—debunked | | 04:17-08:18 | Scarlet Harlot fallout and “villain edit” debate; River’s attitude discussed | | 10:25-22:47 | Runway critiques for each queen, including Michelle and Ru’s outfits | | 23:19-24:55 | Judging—Scarlet Harlot's and River Medway’s critiques dissected | | 28:09-31:09 | Lip sync chaos: Chorizo’s wig, River’s “obtuse split,” and classic “shout” disappointment | | 34:24-35:04 | Who could win? Ella Vaday or Kitty Scott-Claus’s prospects debated |

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Final Thoughts

• Favorite Looks: Ella Vaday and Kitty Scott-Claus top the week for both hosts.
• Least Favorite: River Medway's disastrous fruit basket design.
• Season Standouts: Both now lean toward Ella Vaday for the win, with Kitty as the dark horse.
• Double Elimination Reaction: Hosts agree it’s fair—not seeing either River or Choriza as feasible winners.
• End-of-episode Banter: The hosts close as always on playfully affectionate notes, sharing TV picks and Halloween wishes.

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A quintessentially Sibling Rivalry take—no queen, judge, or fruit sticker is safe from a good-natured roast.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

my name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[C]

And I'm Monet. And this is sibling rivalry.

[B]

So, hey, everyone. Just so you guys know, I am in a bad mood. So my Internet is chopping in and out, and I am in a mood today, but I'm trying to clear my head space. I'm in Boston.

[C]

Oh, that's the reason.

[B]

Do what?

[C]

That's the reason you're in a bad mood.

[B]

Yeah. For once, it's not you. It is because my Internet is cutting in and out. But I am, you know, I'm gathering myself and, like, she's gathered.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Happy Halloween, everybody.

[B]

How are you feeling, Monet?

[C]

Congrats on your Monet. Congrats on your only fans. What are only fans.

[B]

How are you feeling, Monae?

[C]

Someone make like, an alt onlyfans for me. That's cute.

[B]

Monae, can you hear me?

[C]

Um, I feel great. Yes, bitch.

[B]

Oh, I asked you three times about

[C]

your favorite It's a Sunday. Well, your shit is cutting in and out, so I'm trying to make the best of what I got.

[B]

Oh, it's gonna be one of those days. It's gonna be one of those days. Oh, God.

[C]

Someone said drag, Scarlet. Now, y' all don't. Y' all don't fight. We're not fighting. I feel great. It's a Sunday. I'm very tired. And the reason Bob is in drag and I'm not is cause I left my fucking makeup brushes where I was on set this week. So it was, like, so annoying. And I have to make it look like.

[B]

And they don't sell makeup brushes at, like, maximum algorithm. That's so crazy. You can't go buy some.

[C]

You know, it's not easy to just go get brushes. I have specific brushes I use. You can't just go and buy the brush that you need. It's like, not. It's not that easy.

[B]

Interesting.

[C]

Don't act brand new, bitch.

[A]

Interest.

[B]

Interesting.

[C]

This is My first live. Oh, yeah. A lot of people are just. A lot of people are just getting like, apparently, this is a lot of people's first live. I was looking at the comments. They're like, finally. Like, y' all finally gave us enough time. I feel like we normally give enough.

[B]

You know what? Welcome. I'm glad you're here. Can I just start out by saying this in the fallout? Okay. Have you heard these rumors that Drag Race UK Season three was filmed?

[C]

All the rumors are true. Yeah. Fake news people are saying that it

[B]

was filmed in 10 days. That. Have you heard this rumor?

[C]

I don't. I have not heard this rumor. That does not sound plausible or real at all. There's no way Drag Race can film in 10 days. It's impossible for the show to film in 10.

[B]

That's what I was like, this is lit. I'm like, y', all. That is. That is just.

[C]

Apparently, Willem started it.

[B]

I was like, this is not a thing. Okay, first of all, my episode, my season only we shot nine episodes in the studio. It took a month and a half to shoot nine episodes. Just nine.

[C]

Yeah. It's no way. It's no way. It's no way. That is vicious. Lies and rumors. I mean, I don't know how vicious they are, but it's not. It's not true, y'.

[B]

All.

[C]

Y' all cannot believe everything you hear on the Internet.

[B]

Also, to everyone complaining about the video quality. Listen, I am in a hotel right now working on Hotel WiFi. When the video is released, it will be much nicer, But I do recommend that the video see quality. Bitch, leave, bitch. Beat it.

[C]

Oh, my God. Why are you being so rude to the patrons?

[B]

I told y' all I was in a bad mood today, and I will not lighten my mood. I'm in a bad mood. I told y' all I was in a fucking bad mood. And it is what it is. What's new?

[C]

Bitch, you better be nice to these people. These motherfuckers is paying your bills. You say, thank you, nigga.

[B]

Fuck these motherfuckers. And that's on. All right, listen, so. But, yeah, I heard this rumor that it was filmed in 10 days, and I was like, I just don't feel like that's possible.

[C]

Yeah, let's start in the fallout. My first observation is that I wrote River. Oh, yeah. But as soon as they come in, river is like, does anyone else think that charity should have been sent home? Because I don't. I think it was a tough call. It was very close. When everyone the overwhelming majority of the other queens were like, scarlet, you turned it. You did a good job. River was like, not really. I mean, you could argue for that, but I think that it was really, really, really close.

[B]

Okay. I think river is on one. And I also. Maybe. I just. I'm not getting that Scarlet is the villain. Like, I feel like I'm being told she is.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But I really don't. I just don't see it for Scarlet. She doesn't seem like this villain to me.

[C]

Yeah, Scarlet is very sweet. I think that they are really. Do you think the girls are doing that or the camera is telling us that?

[B]

I. I don't know. Okay. The girls are not. The girls are ganging up on Scarlett. And I will say this. If everyone is saying that she's messy, then she's probably messy. If everyone's saying it, then maybe she's fucking messy. But from viewing, it just. It just seems like she's like, everyone says she should go home. And then she was like, oh, that hurts. And then they were like, bitch, you need to listen. Let us tell you why we don't like you. Stop cutting us off while we're telling you we don't like you now. Let us keep telling you how shit you are.

[C]

I think in the past, when you tell people that they're. So when. For season 10, we also had the vixen and the vixen. We. She wasn't really. I mean, she was. She was a fighter. She was definitely stirring the pot a lot. So that's for that. Your season. They said Layla and Chi Chi. I mean, Chi Chi and Derek. Chi Chi is not mean or nasty. She wasn't, like a shit stir. They just wanted Chichi to go home for some reason.

[B]

Yeah. And. But this was like, you're interrupting us. And I was like, I don't. I don't need to. I don't need to listen while y'

[C]

all drag me, like, exactly the I do. Where did y' all get.

[B]

I had to sit here and listen to y' all drag me for. Bitch, I don't need to listen to this shit.

[C]

Right, right, right. I think that. I personally think that everyone is seeing, like, what she's saying. She was in her feelings, but I think that they may be a little threatened by her a little bit. Cause maybe they see that she's a fighter. And Scarlet did not go out lying down. She didn't do a Yara Sofia and be like, I just can't. I give my all. She was like, fucking fighting. She did a really good lip sync, and in my opinion, one of the best lip syncs of the season. Cause a lot of them have been very shy. She got her.

[B]

Reminds me of Frosty Flakes from back in the day. Something about her reminds me of Frosty Flakes.

[C]

Oh, my God. Yes. Right? Yes.

[B]

And vanity is also being like, oh, vanity is coming for blood. Being like, you have one talent. You have one. You have no badges. I was like, vanity. Where did this come from? Where did this come from?

[C]

This is really bold for a bitch who has been in the bottom twice and has had, you know, Monet X change esque runways on season 10. Like, I'm like, this is a lot of emotions for a bitch who's not, like, turning the party.

[B]

So the next day, they come back in, and Scarlett is clearly hurt. Her, like, her feelings are hurt, and she's. I feel like she's trying to, like, tell everyone. I feel like every day she tries to reset her brain to be like, you know what? Maybe I can be. But every day, they just go back river. Be like, and you won't let us drag you without interrupting us, bitch.

[C]

Yeah, I agree. And also, anytime it's like a new day in the workroom. I know. Like, again, y' all know the show films, like, over, you know, one episode, two days. But, like, when it's like, the new start to a week, I genuinely feel, like, refreshed. I am resetting. I have new chances, new opportunities to, like, turn the party. Like, even though they're so close together, there is something about starting a new day in the workroom where you feel like the old is old, new is new. Let's go forward. And I think that Scarlett is. Is trying to give herself that. That grace.

[B]

Yeah, probably also. So now they. They do the legendary reading challenge, which is. Oh, wait, really quick.

[C]

Before that. As they walk in, river just always looks like she has a bobbin look on her face. Like she. Like, she, like, bitch. Like she cannot. Like, she's so unbothered. She just walks and she's very. Like. Like, even in her confessional, she just looks so unbothered all the time to me. I don't know if that's maybe because this past episode, but I just feel like she's just so unbothered. Like, she can't bitch. Like, she cannot be bothered by any of these bitches.

[B]

I think that river has. If you follow her on Twitter, river is very spicy. River likes to fight the dol.

[D]

Close your eyes, exhale.

[C]

Feel your body relax, and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

[D]

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[C]

And breathe.

[D]

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[C]

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[B]

All right, so anyway, Ella Vade is. I told you she's the of UK3. I told you that, didn't I?

[C]

You did. I mean, no one will be like the Rose. But speaking of, at the Halloween show that Bob hosted, Rose had, like, one of the best numbers. She was really good. It was, like, a really good number.

[B]

I was gagged when she was like. When she was like, everyone just loved me. It was actually really great. I recommend it. Everyone should come out. Oh, it was so good. Y' all gotta get into this coming out the closet shit. It's so good. Like, everyone's nice. Oh, my God.

[C]

I just cannot recommend it enough. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[B]

All right, I gotta go back to my notes. All right, so then we gotta talk about the looks. Shall we?

[C]

Yes. Let's get into the lurks.

[B]

What in the fourth grade girl is Michelle's hair doing?

[C]

First of all, what in the. Do you know who this is. Is you talking about? You call her three names. What the fuck is. This is Michelle Visage, bitch. Not Monet X change. You said Monet X.

[B]

What a chop ship shoe.

[C]

I think Michelle looks cute. It's definitely a 90s throwback, I reckon.

[B]

Honey and Frozen rivalry. And I don't love Rue's outfit either.

[C]

Wait, go back to Rue's look, Jacob. This is not my favorite Rue look. And Rue's been looking so fucking stunning this all season. This, however, is not my favorite. I didn't like the. I didn't like the Fringe. It wasn't. It wasn't my fave.

[B]

I don't love this look on Ru. Yeah, it's not a great look. I don't. I don't love this look. That's the short answer. This is not great.

[C]

I will say Rue. So I was watching it, I think at the Watch party. I was like. I was like. At the Watch party, I watched this ad. Someone was like, they must have finally cleared Ru's legs through customs because Ru would not stop showing his legs on this season. He is really in it these days. You know, Ru normally used to always wear y' all like gowns. Like, everyone was a gown. Now he's really switching up the silhouette and giving us variety. I love it.

[B]

Midlife crisis.

[C]

Oh, so you're saying Rue's gonna live to be 120?

[B]

Okay, let's talk about one thing. First of all, Theresa May. I was vibing with her when she was like, I don't look okay. I look fucking incredible. Because I've had so many moments of that when I was on Drag Race, I was like, fuck, y'.

[C]

All.

[B]

I look so good. Looking back, I did not. But in the moment, I really felt that in my heart, and I really felt when she was like, I don't look okay, bitch. I look fucking stunning.

[C]

So there were moments on season eight where you thought that you looked stunning.

[B]

Yeah, like, when I won, I looked really good.

[C]

I agree. I agree. I think that this is Theresa's best look. I fucking love this so much. She. Look, the shoes are amazing. The dress, the silhouette was so good. The fucking hairpiece, the little hair curl until she turned around with that. With that raggedy on her ass. I was like, why did you add that? This was so perfect. And she wanted to add a little camp with those little stickers on her butt. And I. Then I was like, really?

[B]

Really?

[C]

Choriza. I was in love with it.

[B]

I agree. She was like, you all don't know this, but I collect fruit stickers. Like, bitch, you're right. We did not know this, and we

[C]

didn't want to know, not need to

[B]

know that you collect fruit stickers.

[C]

Theresa. Theresa.

[B]

So as soon. As soon as Crystal Versace walked out, I said, we've seen this at the moment. I said, we've seen this, like, instantly.

[C]

Yeah. But it's still so good, though. I think this is such a cool take on dragon fruit, One that I would never think of to do, but,

[B]

yeah, you could never.

[C]

It is a very similar silhouette to what she did for the design challenge, which she probably patterned the design challenge off of this look. When the design challenge came, she probably pulled us out, made a pattern from it, and made her thing.

[B]

I agree. She does look very good. Like, no one's debating that, but I do agree with the judges on, like, Mary, we've seen the silhouette before. Like, also, it was really weird. Ru really went out of her way to compliment Crystal this episode, and I was like, this is odd. How she was like, you were made for drag.

[C]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[B]

I was like, he has one of

[C]

these moments every season nowadays, though, girl. Like, every season, there's one, like, Remember when it was the top or the top five of season 12 with Jada? And he was like, this is the. This is the greatest and best top six we have ever had in Drag Race history. I was like, girl, what? No. Sorry about it. Sorry. I don't think so. Season five, season six, season four, season eight. They would like to have words with a word with you,

[A]

girl.

[B]

I. I gagged when they called. Let's move on to Scarlett Harlot. When they called her lettuce, I gagged, mama, you're ahead of lettuce. Mama, you're lettuce.

[C]

I had a lettuce.

[B]

This thing, this is.

[C]

She looked lettuce. Rejoice. When she sent the sketch to the designer or came up with the designer when she tried it on the fitting, when it got to her house, at what point did she not think, I look like a head of lettuce? Like, at what point did that not. And what fruit is this? Does anyone know what fruit she thought she was giving? It's supposed to be a lion or a lion. Lime.

[B]

Yeah. She's lime colored, I'll give her that.

[C]

Right?

[B]

It's not good.

[C]

Someone says, like, bok choy, I'm dead.

[B]

It's not. Given the way they dragged River Medway on this garment, the way, and rightfully so, the way they let her have it. Okay, first of all, that. That lady and I know every week people drag us for not knowing who this. Who the celebrities are. We don't know a lot of UK celebrities. The way she was like, it's not a bow. It's not a basket. It's an upside down umbrella, and your mother's a cunt. I was like, she is mad.

[C]

Mad. Yeah, yeah. River. Like, what in the fuck? And I thought someone said it in the chat. Was it Luke?

[B]

Oh, wait, the one on the stage was the one who sang Shout. Oh, work.

[C]

Yeah, that's her. That's her. I thought it was maybe gonna be a reveal, and then we'll see the fully realized idea of the look, but when it just stayed up. And I hate when you use what you call it a ring. What is it? A ring. The name is escaping right now. A hoop skirt. And you can see the hoops in the hoop skirt. I hate that so much. And this is not it. And they were so sparse. At least maybe have, like, bigger fruits at the bottom so it looks like the basket is full and they get, like, less and less and they dissipate as you go up. But it was, like, such a weird take on A fruit basket. I was like, what?

[B]

Someone said, now, this is expensive. Y' all are so shitty. Let's move on to Elle of a day. Another thing that seems Race baity. No, I'm kidding. In America, we would never. The things we would never do in America. What they do on UK is so funny to me. Why would no one.

[C]

What some of the weird. What's wrong with this? It's a watermelon drink.

[B]

There is a bit of a connotation with watermelon and race in America. I know you were raised in St. Lucia.

[C]

I know there is. But I don't think someone's shy away from wearing a watermelon dress.

[B]

I'm kidding. I'm mostly kidding. I was just kidding when it was just a little joke. Just a little joke. Just a little joke.

[C]

Oh, you said mostly. So that means that there's a little bit of you that's not kidding. There's a little bit of you that's not kidding. You said mostly bitch.

[B]

She looks beautiful, though. She looks really beautiful. She looks great.

[C]

Her body looks great. He looks great. Yeah. This is a good look for her. One critique I would have, like, I wish she had some up hair. I think the up here would have been really cute. The down here is cute, too. But something up would have made it look a little more fashion, a little more editorial, I think, maybe. And also green hair.

[B]

Someone said if her hair was a green. I agree. If her hair was green, it would be really cute, like the outside of watermelon.

[C]

I get it, but I don't think it would have been cute. It would have been. I think if her hair would have green, it would have. It would have went too far camp. Like right now, without green hair, it's still. It's like an editorial moment where we get It's a watermelon.

[B]

We don't.

[C]

It's very Bob. Y' all know Bob. Bob hates. Bob hates people just putting things on their head and like, oh, I'm. I'm attire. So you have, like, an air pump on your head having green hair.

[B]

Like, we're not. Not a watermelon. I said green hair.

[C]

I know, but we already know it's a watermelon.

[B]

We get it.

[C]

We. We all know it's a watermelon. Just have it. Just. We don't need the green hair to make it a watermelon.

[B]

Someone said, Ella looks a little uppity. Let's go on to your homegirl, Kitty Scott Claus, who I think was really good this week.

[C]

I love this queen so to be

[B]

honest, I think she probably should have won this week. Her look is really great. I thought she did a really good job in the challenge. They were like, you were the best, Jimma Collins. You were better than Jimma Collins. Anyway, she's gonna. She's gonna get the. She's gonna get the. What's her name? The. The Cheryl Ho edit. She's gonna make it. I think she's gonna make it all the way to the end, and she's not gonna get a single win. I really feel that you think so,

[C]

which is, to me, is such a disservice. Again, I'm not mean to shit on any of those girls, but to me, Kitty is one of the smartest ones there. She consistently looks good on the Runway. Someone's name on fucking Zoom is Monet with two T's. I can't. She consistently looks good on the Runway. She is really good in the challenges, and it just really is shady that they're not giving her flowers. Of the best queens they have this season, for sure. Like, the funniest. One of the queens that can banter with brew and is really smart. Like, I I. It's really odd to me.

[B]

Yeah, she is good. She's gonna make it by I I. Also today, I. I no longer think that that Crystal is going to win. I don't think it anymore.

[C]

I don't think so either.

[B]

For her now, I. I really saw it up until today, and I was like, o, never mind. I don't think she is going to win. But anyway, who do you think? I think it's gonna be. Honestly, I think Ella Vada is gonna probably win. UK I think she's gonna come through. I think she's gonna come through where. Where Rose could not.

[C]

Oh, wow. Damn, Bob, why do you hate Rose? Did Rose. Did Rose unknowingly fuck all of your boyfriends at one time?

[B]

She blocked me on Grindr.

[C]

I'm just kidding.

[B]

Let's go on to the one Vanity Milan.

[C]

Vanity Milan.

[B]

I do not like this look at all. It's like. It's a neoprene dress with a ruffle on the bottom or like a. Like a. It's not a pep on. I guess it is a peplum on

[C]

the bottom of the knee. Yeah.

[B]

And the. I don't like this. I do.

[C]

I don't like.

[B]

I do not like this. I do. I do. I really think that she is truly. Like, the necklace doesn't make any sense. She's really. She's. I really think she is kind of like, coasting through the competition. I really do feel that way, and I hate to say it, but.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree. This is not my favorite look. And what made it worse that she. The thing on her head, the bowl and the understand for the bowl there. It's supposed to be braided here, but then she slapped it all on top of a kitty cat wig. So I'm like, you'd have been better off, babe, if you just had the bowl.

[B]

No, the bowl is braids. The bowl is braids. So it's braids going up into the bowl.

[C]

Right. So she should have just put that on her head as opposed to putting the kitty cat and putting this on top of the kitty cat.

[B]

Someone said, but I don't like the

[C]

ruffles on the side.

[B]

That is true. She is trade. But trade is not enough to win Drag Race. If that was the case, I should have won even easier. No, I'm kidding.

[C]

Oh, my God. You're ridiculous. Who had your favorite look?

[B]

My favorite look was, honestly, Ella Vade. I like Ella Vade's look a lot. I think Ella Day had the best look, to be honest.

[C]

Yeah, my favorite was Michelle. I just really love the hair. It really, really did it for me. No, my favorite was Kitty Scott Claus. I really like Kitty Scott Claus look, and I just think she looks really great. And I mean, it is between Ella and kitty Cat. But on the Runway watching it, I liked Kitty Scott Clauses. Watching the pictures, I really like Ella Vidaze more because I can see how she tied the shoes in and the train. So I'm at an impasse. Can I have. Can I like, both?

[B]

Yeah, for sure. Did you notice that? I just thought back to the fact that what's her name really avoided fat jokes during the reading challenge.

[A]

Who?

[B]

Crystal.

[C]

Oh, did she?

[B]

Crystal? I ain't doing no fat jokes up in this bitch. Now y' all dragged me.

[C]

Oh, wait, wait, wait. Theresa, Bob. Theresa. You know what? The things on her ass really took Theresa out of it for me. Like, I'm like, why did you put those stickers on your ass? I'm sorry, y'. All. That took me out of it. No, no, no, no, no. They're saying that we forgot about Theresa for the our favorite look. And I said the stickers on her ass took her out of contention for the best look for me.

[B]

We said what we said. We said what we had said. So I gotta head back to my notes.

[C]

So wait, who had your least favorite look?

[B]

At least favorite look?

[C]

Let me just scan over them again.

[B]

My least favorite look out of all of them was River. River Medway's look was bad. Bad. And she was like. And I made it myself. And we were like, we know.

[C]

We know, bitch. We know. We know that. We know that you went to. That you went to Poundland and got them damn fruits and put him on your fucking. On a fucking leotard, bitch.

[B]

Everyone said, river Brandon Cashew is. You mean. I mean, Jacob unmuted Jacob, just in case you wanted. Because you were waving at the camera or something. Anyway, so I wrote down about the judging. The judging for Scarlet, to me, felt wild. Like, it felt like I was in a fever dream. They were like, you were just so. It was okay. They were like. Like, the way they were. The way they were really, like, acknowledging how much they love or which I did not love. And the way they were dragging her. I mean, just dragging her for this outfit. That lady was like, you are wilted, nasty, wet lettuce. I would send you back immediately. I don't like you, and I honestly wish you were dead. I have to be honest with myself. I was like. I was like, lulu is really. I was like, lulu, baby, it's just great, baby.

[C]

Bring it down, baby.

[B]

Bring it down.

[C]

But she's right, girl. This outfit was a disgrace to the. I cannot believe that she got this garment packed in her bag. And when everyone else. When Skitty Kitty Scott Claus and Elevator pull out their outfit, she was like, ooh, baby, I'm about to shut it down, too, girl. What?

[B]

I think Lulu thought this was the reading challenge. Lulu said your outfit wanted to play. Is genuinely upsetting me. I'm in a bad mood because you wore this today.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, Lulu's not wrong, though. That outfit was crazy. And again, I don't think Scarlett's Snatch Game was as profound as they seem to think it was. It was one of the better ones up there, but it was not what they were saying.

[B]

It was also, at one point, they fully just. Graham Norton just fully said to River Medway, he was like, yeah, the problem is you just can't improv. Like, the problem is you're not good at what we asked you to do. I think that was where your problem was. Not being good was your problem, which, you know what?

[C]

But. And that's a fair thing because not everyone has to. Not everyone can be good at everything. But, you know, Drag Race is about faking remakes, girl.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And you weren't good at everything, so

[B]

neither was I. I wasn't. But if I went back today, honey, these bitches would not Stand the chance, darling. I really wish that I could have just heard my favorite judge ever today. I just feel like he. I feel like he would have been a better judge for this. I like Graham Norton, but I just love Alan Carr. I just love. Apparently you don't.

[C]

Apparently. Apparently, apparently you were. You. You were team Tina Burner. No, you hate Graham Norton.

[B]

I just wanted to hear what. What she was going to be saying about the gals.

[C]

All right.

[B]

I'm doing a really bad Alan car. According to Monet. I sound like Mar. What's her name? The. The white lady who said the N word that one time.

[C]

Paula. Paula Dean. Yeah, you Paula Dean.

[B]

I sound like Paula Dean. Dino doesn't know. By the way. Tina Burner and Graham Norton used to date. It's a really weird, deep.

[C]

I know. Not just date. They used to fuck.

[B]

Yeah, they were. They were. They were. They were quite intimate. It is a deep. That's some deep drag race knowledge for y' all there. So, yeah, during the untuck, Scarlet lets River Medway have it. Scarlet goes. Now, I noticed you remember last week, you were talking about how I was in the top down at Rose, and now you. Isn't it interesting? You're in the bottom. How does that feel? I want to know how you feel now that I'm the one who's up here and you're a piece of shite all the way at the bottom of the river. You're not even where you're all the way.

[C]

I'm here for it.

[B]

I was just wondering how that feels, River. How does that feel?

[C]

I was like, honestly, I'm here for it, bitch. These two have been tormenting each other and being so rude and nasty. I'm here for all the drama between them. I love this.

[B]

You know Scarlet.

[C]

No, this is great. She couldn't wait to get back to Untucked.

[B]

She was like.

[C]

She. She fucking rolled up in the untuck like. Like a Sonic the Hedgehog.

[B]

This is interesting to me because I got so many good critiques this week and, you know, you were talking about how I was shite, but look at you. Oh, look where you're going to be edited the house, aren't you, River? I was like, girl, this is. And river was like, I'm here for it. You got that. You know what? You ate that. You ate the fuck out of that.

[C]

I love that. I fucking love that. I was like, get that, bitch. And listen, I was gonna say next week, I hope, but as spoiler in case you haven't watched a whole Episode the Bitch Goes Home, so it can't happen.

[B]

So also, now, they may have been singing shout, but Bitch, Chorizo's wig was doing the cha cha slide during that number.

[C]

Why did she.

[B]

Theresa was like. And then the camera cuts back, and her shit is like this. And then the camera cuts back, and her shit's back here. Cuts again. Her shit was.

[C]

I know. Wow. Bob exposed did not glue his wigs. I was like, first of all, when she tried to change her hair. And I get it, because that thing on her hair is probably impossible to lip sync with. But girl, get a. Get a kitty cat or something. She could not wig in a position for the lizards.

[B]

You know what it is? Let me tell you a little secret. This is the secret to drag. All right. For me, anyway, if you're going to be doing drag, you take the. The loops in the back. These hooks you. They normally attach to the back of the wig like that. But if you hook them to each

[C]

other to adjust the sizing.

[B]

If you hook them to each other and put them on, you can. If it's a lightweight wig, it will not go anywhere. It will. It will stay where it needs to stay. And Chorizo's wig probably wasn't hooked in the back. And that shit was just. Girl, her wig was really on one.

[C]

Yeah, it was wild. It was wild. And, yeah, none of them turned the party. River was not great. Teresa was not great. I did think that river edged Theresa a little more. So if they wanted to, they could have kept river and sent Theresa. Cause Theresa was just bad in the lip sync. But they said I was gagged at it.

[B]

I would say river did end the number in the crunchiest split. Go back and look at it. It was like the.

[C]

Well, you know, she was doing it slow. Cause I think that she thought that by the time, like, she could have faked it. Oh, I didn't have enough time in the music to all the way down. But no, the song ended, and the

[B]

camera was like, someone said an obtuse split.

[C]

The J split was isosceles hoodie Girl

[B]

not ending on a right angle. Not a right angle of a split. I said, this is wild. And I don't think could get down. Also, she's dancing around. You know how I feel about a girl not wearing panties.

[C]

You know, no panties.

[B]

This is like, if you know your lipstick, you're gonna take a skirt off. Go put on some panties. Panties. Go put on some panties.

[C]

You're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, it was the money cartwheel that

[B]

was the Money Cart number. Monique Hart cartwheel. The wig was falling off. The splits. That whole number was very season 10. Monique Heart.

[C]

I will say, like the fact. Because maybe they don't have any experience in church, but girl, the fact that someone did not bust out a good old bapt Pentecostal church shout dance was. Was an injustice to this motherfucking lip sync. And I was really mad about it. I want to see somebody shout Pentecostal

[B]

churches in the uk. But she was trying to do the little.

[C]

They're on the lot, but they exist.

[B]

River tried to do the little four point clap going on.

[C]

I bet you. I bet you if Vanity's black ass was up there lip syncing, she would have been shouting her ass off. Just

[B]

RuPaul really said, you know what? Both y' all hoes can leave. Sent them both packing to the house. And I also. I would have been shady, like. Cause my whole thing is if I got double limited, I'd be like, even if I got double eliminated, the other girl's gonna leave the stage before me because I'm not gonna leave first. I'm like bitching that place. You were.

[C]

You were.

[B]

I was actually in sixth place. You were in seven. Because I. I technically left after you. I'm just saying.

[C]

Yeah. And also they're fucking walking. Like, when they had to go back to the mirror room, it was giving me very Monet X change in Tyler Oakley. They both had to say goodbye together. They had to write the messages together. They both in the camera. I'd have been like, can you give me a moment?

[B]

I can't believe that.

[C]

Anyway, like I was saying, I wrote that.

[B]

I still can't believe they made you their title. That is so weird. No one's ever had to say goodbye with their makeover person except you.

[C]

And you won't let me forget it, will you?

[B]

Money you bought. I didn't bring it up. Bitch, you brought it up. I didn't bring that up. It was you.

[C]

Cause I knew. I was praying for you. Because I knew you would do it too. I knew I was getting ahead of you.

[B]

Monet. I'm not here to drag you. I'm here to uplift you. So Theresa, someone said Alyssa did.

[C]

Alyssa had to say goodbye with her makeover.

[B]

Theresa May and River Medway both went home. This the Mays, the May sisters. Oh, way.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

It's Medway and May.

[C]

Just A's, Bob, A's, the A Sisters.

[B]

A's, A's, Way and May went on their way.

[C]

May way. Oh, my God. Y' all better get ready for the club Kids Mayway Tour. And all they're gonna do is just do shout.

[B]

And everybody. The Mayway sachet Away

[C]

the way Sashay Tour the May Wait. Somebody said. Somebody said the May Wade in the water. I'm dead.

[B]

And people were. People are, like, mad because they thought that they didn't deserve to go home. And to be honest, it's one of those things where I don't think either of these girls are gonna win Drag Race anyway. So, honestly, at this point, fucking, let's chop the lettuce. You know what I mean?

[C]

Yeah, let's chop up Scarlett's dress. But, Bob, that's not how the show works. I mean, did they. I think RuPaul is, like, this season. You know what he's like. RuPaul's like, let's. Let's get this done. Let's get it done.

[B]

Do people really not like Scarlet? I. I feel ever since everyone teamed up on Scarlet and she's been in her feelings, I've been like, they are. They are like, why does everyone not like Scarlet? I genuinely don't get it.

[C]

You know, it's the same thing we were asking about Blair. Why does Bob not like Blair? We all like Blair. It's the same question we asked ourselves.

[A]

Bitch.

[B]

All right, thank you all for your time today. You've all been lovely. Thank you. That's my cue.

[C]

That's my cue.

[B]

I love you, Monet. I have to run. I love you so much.

[C]

You have to run. Oh, so now. So now you gotta go. So now we gotta power through. Cause you gotta go, bitch.

[B]

We're at the end of the episode. What more is there to say?

[C]

I wanted to say that I think that you look very pretty today, and I enjoyed doing most of this podcast with you, and I hope we can do it again.

[B]

Happy Halloween.

[C]

Oh, my God, it's Halloween. Wait, what are you.

[A]

What.

[C]

What's your. Oh.

[B]

Who do you think is gonna win Drag Race UK3? I really do.

[C]

I think that it's between Ella and Kitty. Even though Kitty has no wins, I think maybe something will come up, and

[B]

Kitty does not stand a chance in hell.

[C]

Same thing people said about Cameron Michaels going to the final. Oh, Cameron only has one win. Cameron Michaels fully went to the top three.

[B]

And I was right.

[C]

No. People say he was not going to get to the finale.

[B]

I said, he's not going to win. And I was right about that. You act like I said it about Sasha Velour. You were like. And you said Cameron wouldn't win.

[C]

You did. You did say that about Sasha Velour.

[B]

I did not. I did not say that.

[C]

Jacob. Jacob released the tapes. Released the tapes. Release the motherfucking tapes. There are no tapes.

[B]

We were not reviewing back then. That's not even a thing.

[C]

Oh, okay. Well, damn. I guess the world would never know someone asking.

[B]

I am currently in Boston doing a show with the Boule Brothers and the cast of Dragula, which is a great show. It's team Mary Cherry. I don't think Mary's gonna win, but she's great tv if you're watching it. Get into Mary Cherry. She's so good on tv.

[C]

And Mary is wild, y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

Mary Cherry girl, wild girl.

[C]

She is wild.

[B]

You don't even know.

[C]

If y' all want to see something, go to go find on Facebook and look up Mary Cherry's Black History Month tribute. Just look up Mary Cherry Black History Month. Or look up her Facebook page on the on face on Facebook and just.

[B]

Mary Cherry is crazy, but on the show, she's so good. Cause the girls. One of the girls is like, I don't even give a fuck. It's not about you. This is about me. This is about costumes. And Mary Cherry was like, eh, it's kind of about the costume. It kind of is about the costume.

[C]

Well, have fun doing the show, Bob. I hope that you have fun. Will do.

[B]

All right, thanks, everyone. Love you all. Bye, Sam.