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Monet X Change
Mona, it is time for All Stars 9.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, and I saw you already. You, not you already fighting with girl from the season. Not you.
Monet X Change
They started with fighting with girls. She started with me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, Putting you a low placement isn't starting a fight with you. She just like. That's just.
Monet X Change
All I did was acknowledge that she's. I didn't say you're a dumb bitch, you fucking cunt. All I said was I'm gonna have so much fun doing this season. That's literally all I said.
Bob the Drag Queen
And what are we to infer from you stitching the video and saying that?
Monet X Change
What am I to infer from her putting me in eighth place? So you're trying to make it like I'm always the one doing something. I'm just responding. I was minding my business. Look, mind of my business. Like, whenever we talk about someone's garments on here and they respond, that's fair. That is fair. If someone. If someone does not like something, you and I. You and I have said they have every right to say anything they want about it. And if someone puts me on eighth place, I have every right to say what I want to say about it.
Bob the Drag Queen
So do you want to take this
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
and read the doll?
Bob the Drag Queen
What? Jacob, you can read the doll?
Shannon Maldonado
Yeah.
Monet X Change
You can't read the doll? Yeah, maybe I can read the dolls.
Bob the Drag Queen
So before the season starts, would you like to take this moment on our us talking about the entrance looks for All Stars 9 to say something nice about Jorgeous either that you noticed from her from the season from her Internet.
Monet X Change
Do you want to say something nice about her?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Jorgeous has really stunning makeup.
Monet X Change
Oh, well, then we got something. I said out of the way already. Let's go. Let's look at these. I want to say this real quick. I think that these promos look you genuinely. Oh, I did comment on her thing. I said, sir, didn't you? Because you were in eighth place. And I said, I said, but weren't you in eighth place? And then she said, no, sixth, seventh. And I was like, watch out now. I forgot she did go home on a double elimination.
Bob the Drag Queen
So today we are reviewing and commenting on the promo looks for all and entrance and entrance looks, entrance looks and lines and promo looks from All Stars Season 9, which is the charity season. It's a season all about giving back. It's charity.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I heard that they wanted to do charity for season seven, but you're the one who said no. Like, everyone agreed with you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Absolutely. I was public enemy number one. I said absolutely. The fuck lutely not. Try that with some other bitches. Not me is what I said. An exact quote.
Monet X Change
And they did try it in season nine is the queens of charitable giving.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was right before I slapped RuPaul on his little bald head too. I made sure he walked away with that shit.
Monet X Change
Only one bald headed bitch around here.
Bob the Drag Queen
He ate that shit. He ate that shit.
Monet X Change
These looks look fantastic.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
This is great.
Monet X Change
This is probably. This is the best promo looks as a collection from any season of Drag Race. I can effectively say from every single season of Drag Race combined, this is the, in my opinion, best collection of promo looks.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. Now, listen, I don't have any inside information. No one has said this to me. But I have heard that they gave the girls, like, money for the look because it was a charity season. I had heard that the show helped around. Helped, like gave money to get looks and stuff created. Which if they did, it makes sense because this is the like, as a whole, a stunning collection of promo looks. Really well done.
Monet X Change
They're superheroes, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Ah, goddesses. I think, I think, I think the prompt was goddesses.
Monet X Change
But they already done goddesses, so they could.
Bob the Drag Queen
So yo, yo, yo. It's too.
Monet X Change
Go RuPaul.
Bob the Drag Queen
You gotta revive the whale.
Monet X Change
You gotta read out the whale. It just seems wild to do it. I mean, it's not like there've been 37 seasons there've only been, what, 20?
Bob the Drag Queen
Which is why a lot of them have headpieces or like hair that looks like crown. This looks like goddesses.
Monet X Change
Interesting. Well, they don't. You know, I don't know the prompts, but with that being said, let's get into the first girl into the workroom. Someone said that the theme is Shinya.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I was screaming. And because I do a whole Shinya bit in my stand up, I've been getting tagged in so many Chenyun pictures. And y', all, it is giving as a whole, it's giving Shen Yun for sure. So first of all, Shenyan dancers, that sounds something you would have wanted to go see.
Monet X Change
No, I've seen the posters, but I've never gone to see a show. You know, there's like. They're like. It's like a. There's like something creepy about Shenyan.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know that, right? Yes, I do. I've done.
Monet X Change
It's like religious. And there's like. You're like. You got to get blood in, blood out, like, so.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. They're not. They're not the fucking Crips, bitch. It's not all that.
Monet X Change
You keep making jokes if Monet disappears. It's Shinyun, honey. If Monet shows up with Floyd Fabric talking about something, we'll know what it is.
Bob the Drag Queen
The first girl we have up here is Gut Mik Gottmik, originally from season 13.
Monet X Change
I do not remember Gottmik. The seasons she was in the season that was won by Simone, which is season 13.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And.
Monet X Change
And she looks absolutely amazing. This look is just. This is one of my top three. I'm having a hard time picking between my top three because they're so. They're so good. But Gottmik looks. And she looks like the final boss.
Bob the Drag Queen
She really does. It's kind of crazy. It is so fucking good, y'.
Shannon Maldonado
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
This shit is so good. She looks so cool.
Monet X Change
It's House of Katie.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, that makes sense. Cause House of Kenny, if y' all don't know. House of Kenny made Violet Chachki's final step down look. He made Trinity the Tuck's teacup look. He made Trinity's rose petal reveal.
Monet X Change
He also made. He made Jada Essence hall step down look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. House of Katie. He's from Atlanta, right?
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would love to get something made by House of Kany. Cause this shit is bananas. B A N A N A S.
Monet X Change
He was working for Christina Aguilera for a while, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Really?
Monet X Change
Yeah, Yeah, I ran into him. I ran into him at Pride in la. And he was on. He was on Christina's team.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is he nice?
Monet X Change
You know, I didn't. I ran into him in such a short moment of time, but in that moment he was very kind. I mean, we didn't really converse much, but he was like, hey, he's kind of interesting. He's like an artsy type. He kind of reminds me a little bit of the guy who made. Who made my. Who made my palazzo pan Neon, Neon look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Christopher Haynes.
Monet X Change
He. He reminds me a little bit of Chris Haynes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Got it. Okay. Yeah. But this, this look is a 10 out of 10. This is fucking divine. Jean Baptiste did the hair, who does a lot of stuff for Violet. Also. This is incredible look work at her.
Monet X Change
And this is the best look I've ever seen her in, quite frankly. And Mick, and that's saying a lot because Mick has done some really incredible looks and her.
Bob the Drag Queen
This.
Monet X Change
Go ahead, go ahead. What are you gonna say?
Bob the Drag Queen
This hair and hairline interest look.
Monet X Change
We're moving on. Got it. So this interest look is really insane. And I think what it is about the hairline, because I actually don't think the hairline is that different than hairline's we normally see. But because it is patched, because it's checkerboard, you're really only seeing the detail on the black hair and it is really, really sickening.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's insane. This hair is fucking wild. Gottmik looks so like. She looks incredible. This is. It's just really fucking cool. And I've never seen a checkerboard lace front hairline situation like this. And it's just really, really, really well done. Who fucking made this hair?
Monet X Change
I don't know. It is truly beyond everything on this bitch. She looks amazing. Both looks are so good. She looks like Cruella de Vil's evil little fucking sister. She looks amazing. Like she is giving. She's giving the one to beat for real.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I've never been. I've never been a thin eyebrow girl.
Monet X Change
God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Makes me want to try thin eyebrows. Have you ever tried thin, thin eyebrows like that?
Monet X Change
In my career, yeah. But I've landed on a. On a larger brow, but in my career. Yeah, I've done thin eyebrows. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And this eye shape is really cool. This like double wing here. It's just everything. Just fucking A plus, plus, plus, plus work bitch.
Monet X Change
Yeah, there's a lot of great stuff happening. She ate that. She's giving the one to look out for. Let's go into three time Drag Race alum Roxy Andrews, who also.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, sorry, sorry. Her entrance line got mixed. Said. Considered the system crash because I think her first season, she said, ready to. Ready or time to. Oh, let's crash the system or something like that.
Monet X Change
Yeah. So she's doing a callback to her. Her. Her first entrance line.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
And let's go on to Roxxxy Andrews, who also looks fantastic. She has this big, big hair. Like, I don't even know how to des.
Bob the Drag Queen
Good.
Monet X Change
Describe them.
Bob the Drag Queen
So good.
Monet X Change
Did they Photoshop these titties in or did she paint them on?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Roxy paints her titties. I, I, I think. I think Roxy. I think Roxy pushes together and she also shadows. I'm pretty sure, like, when I've seen Roxy, that's. That's. That's what she gives.
Monet X Change
Do you remember when painting cleavage was a big, big thing?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Like, through, like, fully paint and from the front, it looked really good. And there was a queen named Shaka Khanvik in New York City who used to do it a lot. She would really paint her titties down.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you remember Shaka Kavik? I remember that fucking nightlife mythological tale about her. Do you know what I'm talking about? The one about. The one about the pants. Yes.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I heard the one about the pants. Yeah. Wow, you really putting people business out in the front street.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't say I literally. I literally gave people who. No one knows what that means.
Monet X Change
Everyone knows what the pants means.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, they don't.
Monet X Change
Anyway, comment below if you know Comment below if you know what the pants mean.
Bob the Drag Queen
Roxy looks divine. Roxy is one of my favorite drag queens. And I've said this before, many times on podcast. I love Roxy. She's so sweet. She's so kind. I mean, I don't think she. Roxxy, can make this. I don't know if she did make it for this thing, but this is so good. The hairpiece looks good. She looks like a. She looks like a goddess. She looks like. She looks like a summon from. From. From Final Fantasy or something. Like, she looks amazing.
Monet X Change
Yeah. When it zooms out. And then she shoots the earth with a laser and the whole earth blows up. But somehow you only did 10 damage. I'll be like, bitch, the whole earth just blew up. Come on. I just watched the. I just watched the entire earth blow up. You mean 5 damage. Why all these ain't dead?
Bob the Drag Queen
You said you make fun of me, but you such a little nerd. You. You. You are such a nerd. You're a little nerd.
Monet X Change
I watch Final Fantasy. I never said I wasn't A nerd. So. So Roxy Andrews has been very consistent with her, with her looks. Each time she came in in a little black dress, and each time she had a. A purse with her. And two of the times she wore a bob. Yeah, she carried a purse. Each time she's wearing a lot of Balenciaga. And this dress, I believe is a Balenciaga recreation. The shoes of Balenciaga. The necklace is Balenciaga, the earrings are Balenciaga, and the bag is Balenciaga. And she posted all of that online.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I know Roxy is a Balenciaga. Roxy. Roxy grew up buying so much Balenciaga. The people like at. In her town, they often are calling her, like, hey, girl, the new stuff is coming in and they like reserve a whole thing for her. So Roxy can come on, try on and see which pieces she wants.
Monet X Change
Do you own any Balenciaga?
Bob the Drag Queen
I do.
Monet X Change
I know that Angina is obsessed with some brand.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
Which.
Monet X Change
Which brand is it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Which one?
Monet X Change
I know she's. She loves them all, but there's like one that she's like, that's her main one.
Bob the Drag Queen
She has a lot of Louboutins. Angina has a lot of Louboutins.
Monet X Change
Must be nice when your feet are size seven.
Bob the Drag Queen
Right? Right, girl? Probably smaller. Don't get me.
Monet X Change
Must be nice.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Roxy now look is good.
Monet X Change
Now this interest line has. We have the official first meme of the season. Baby, you can't read the doll. The Internet has gone wild with this. There's. The first one I saw was when I walk into the Indian restaurant and I see a small child trying to read off the menu. Baby, you can't read the doll. And then I saw one that said Ryan Murphy talking to Lea Michelle. Baby, you can't read. And then I saw so one said, when you talk to Malaysia, baby doll Fox, it goes, baby doll, the Internet is so stupid.
Bob the Drag Queen
So stupid. She also. She also had on Balenciaga sunglasses, I believe when she.
Monet X Change
Oh, I think I see them in her hand. Yeah, she looks absolutely amazing. She looks so good. Roxy is truly a queen's queen. Like, she is a drag queen's motherfucking drag queen. And she is showing the girlies what's good. Should we go on to Vanessa Benjamin Mateo?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, can I say something I've been doing lately? I forgot to do it for this podcast. I'm really into putting giving myself this mole right here, like in and out of. I just have this mole under my eye and it gives.
Monet X Change
Is SZA going to send you, like a cease and desist or at what point is it going to become an issue?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, what? Why would. Why would Caesar. Why would SZA send a Siza to Sis?
Monet X Change
Are you a Siza? Are you a Sza fan or not? You don't know about the scissors. You don't know about the scissor moles, the mobile moles.
Bob the Drag Queen
Freckles. It was freckles. It was a mole.
Monet X Change
Yeah. You don't know about the mobile freckles.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. Also, y' all acting like, first of all, you. I don't think you ever participated in it. We're acting like the makeup freckles were not a thing. That was, like, a big makeup thing.
Monet X Change
They weren't saying. People were not saying that they weren't makeup. She said they were real freckles. She said they were natural freckles, and everyone's like, they're not. They're moving.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also. Also, maybe she got them removed.
Monet X Change
Okay, let's go on to Vanessa Vanjie. Mateo. Wait, is she no longer Mateo?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think a lot of girls in all girls like Trinity. Jacob is so shady. Jacob is. I think a lot of girls like Trinity.
Monet X Change
What did Jacob do? I didn't see it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go to Vanessa's slide. What looks different than any other slide we've seen.
Monet X Change
I don't get it. What? Oh, yeah, I see. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna talk about it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think a lot of girls tried to rebrand, like, Trinity All Stars. She wasn't Trinity Taylor. Trinity the Tuck.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I get. I'm just saying it's interesting. I. I just didn't. I. I think that Trinity. Did Trinity stop being a Taylor or is. Is. Is Vanessa no longer a Mateo?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's just rebranding just to like, make your name. I don't know. So it's like one less thing.
Monet X Change
Honestly, I. Yeah, maybe so.
Bob the Drag Queen
Angie, just don't even say Vanessa. Just call yourself Angie.
Monet X Change
I like. I like. You know, her outfit isn't my favorite. And Vanessa Vanjie. Mateo. Vanjie is one of the queens who has really made her makeup so tiny. Like, she on All Stars on her second run on. Was that season 10.
Bob the Drag Queen
11.
Monet X Change
11. She was painted, and now she does this really, really minimal makeup. And I think I prefer the big makeup she was doing.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I will say, okay, this formal picture, everyone is talking about. Everyone's talking about Vanessa's face in the promo. I think this is just a bad, edited promo. But. But in person, like, in her entrance, I think the small makeup looks nice on her. Like. Like, when is she like, when I've seen her in person, the small makeup looks good in this promo picture, it looks a little wild. She looks like almost like the cat lady in the face.
Monet X Change
Well, it looks like she's probably wearing two different beats. I don't think this is the same beat. I think she did her makeup differently. Oh, her makeup is done differently. Yeah. Unless. I mean, it would be very odd if they ever decided to just edit out a girl's makeup. That would be insane.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying it just did a photograph. Well, there's different times that I've done my makeup the same, and it's just a photograph. It. It just. Was it just the angle, the lighting just. It just didn't work with me, and it just clashed. You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
Well, I'm not making any assumptions.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
I think one of the things that drag queens do, a lot of the illusion comes from contour and highlight. And sometimes when a retoucher is, like, trying to smooth out a face and, like, make it retouched, they actually end up taking away a lot of the contour and highlights and, like, subtle color shifts that are in the artistry of drag. So I. I can see how also during the retouching, they maybe over retouched it and kind of made it looked a little. Look a little weird for her. Maybe not. Don't you get to approve your promo images before they go out?
Monet X Change
No. Girl promo. That's. Wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
You take. No.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
They didn't let you approve your promo images?
Monet X Change
No, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
You take your. On the day you film it. That is the last time you see that picture until. Until the world sees it.
Monet X Change
And so I'm looking at it.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
I'm looking at.
Monet X Change
I'm looking at Vanjie in video. And the makeup is. There's no. There's not a lot of eye makeup. This is. This is not edit out.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which video are you. There's promo pictures. There's video of the promo.
Monet X Change
Yeah, they shoot video. Monet.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't see this promo video of this. Of what?
Monet X Change
Yeah, there's video of all the girls in their promo. Look, if you go to RuPaul's Drag Race YouTube page, there's a whole video. It's all the girls doing the entrance lines. Did you not watch the. Did you not watch the entrances?
Bob the Drag Queen
I watched the entrances, yeah. Are you talking about.
Monet X Change
Did you stop the video after they. Because, you know, there's still a whole half of the video left where. Where it goes into them at the photo shoot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I did not see that, girl. Wait, give me a second. I want to see that. Give me a second, y'. All. I gotta. I gotta get. I gotta clock that tea.
Monet X Change
Oh. But the makeup seems pretty. Yeah, the makeup just seems pretty small, which, I mean, which is, I think, kind of a trend in drag right now where they're just doing small. Some girls are doing small eyes. I just really love when Benji has her face beat down like she had on. On season 11, but she doesn't do that anymore.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's been a while since she's gone back to that makeup.
Monet X Change
Not doing clearly. And let's go on to her. Why? Why you look that up? I want to go on to her. Her entrance look, which I. I want.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hold on one second. I want to. Let me just. Give me, give me.
Monet X Change
I just don't want everyone to want to wait while you watch the video. We can. I can just keep talking, and then once you see it, we can just jump back in. Like, I can just keep talking. I'm not. I'm not moving to the next person for two seconds.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm literally fast forwarding. Oh, I see it. Yeah, it's a little small, but, I mean, I'm not impartial to this. I like it anyway.
Monet X Change
You like that makeup?
Bob the Drag Queen
I do. I think that it works for her IRL in the picture. I just don't think it works.
Monet X Change
And I'm not crazy about her entrance look either.
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Monet X Change
I like her hair. I love her hair and makeup in the entrance look and the necklace and the earrings. I actually really love that. And I actually like the coat and the boots. But you know what it is? I. I know that it's, like, a trend, but I just. I'm not. I'm just not terribly interested in seeing drag queens and tank tops and T shirts. It just doesn't speak to me. It just does not speak to me. And I know there's a lot of queens doing it, and it's popular, but maybe. Maybe I'm old school. I'm just. I'm just not particularly into it. Personally.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like it. I like all the colors. The red boots with the. With, like, this, like, hot purple shirt and the cheetah print and, like, I think all the colors and tones were. And the, like, the bandana bra, like, this is clearly. This is clearly, like, made by someone. Like, this wasn't, like, she didn't, like, go get this on Santee Alley. Like, this was, like, made by a designer to look like this. And I. I think. I think she looks great. I even love this. Like, you think that shirt is handmade?
Monet X Change
You think that shirt is handmade?
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe not the shirt, but the bra, the leotard, the skirt, and the jacket. I'm sure those were, those were custom hand ordered made things. Maybe the, maybe, maybe the shirt was or it was customized in some way. But I have a hard time believing that the skirt and that leotard and the bra and the bra thing were bought like in a store.
Monet X Change
Again, I did not say the whole thing was bought on like seeing drag queens in T shirts and tank tops. I did not say store bought skirts and store bought jackets.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't say that this is like a custom look. Like, this is a she got this custom made for all for the entrance look and I like it. I think she looks cute. She looks cute. Close your eyes.
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Monet X Change
Let's go into Angeria. This is another one of my favorite looks. Angeria looks. She looks like the last thing you see when you pass away. Like, she is the what invites you into heaven. Like, this look is so crazy. This hair. This is a stunning look. I only have one critique. One critique is that her hair, her eye makeup goes. Her eye makeup and eyebrows go into her hairline. It drives me crazy when drag queens do the makeup so big. Their. Their wing and their eyebrows are inside of their hairline.
Bob the Drag Queen
So now you hate big makeup.
Monet X Change
I just don't like when your makeup goes into your. When your eyebrow, when your eye. I wear pretty big makeup, but my eyeliner does not go into my hairline.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I disagree with this look. I do not like this look. I think it's a lot of ideas. What a lot of. I do not like this look. I think it just looks. It looks like a little hodgepodgey. Like, there are so many things. Like, I don't think this is. Her titties look too small for her body. I love the hair, though. I think the hair is everything. But I do not like what's going on with this dress. I don't. I think it looks clunky. I'm not into it.
Monet X Change
So you like Vanjie's entrance look, but you don't like Angeria's promo look? If.
Bob the Drag Queen
And if Angie wore hers for a promo? No, I wouldn't like it. But I'm talking about the promo. I don't like it.
Monet X Change
I'm talking about outfits in general. The outfit in general. I'm just shocked that this is the first one you've had anything negative to say about, which is just wild. Cause this look is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I didn't get to say anything about Vanjie's entrance look, Right.
Monet X Change
Oh, how do you feel about Vanjie's look?
Bob the Drag Queen
I did not like the. The titties were weird. Like, Vanjie often does the silicone titties, and they set them into her outfits. But the way these cities. These cities, these titties were sitting. They were like almost at the top of, like on the top of her abdomen. Again, not that extreme, but it looks. It just looked too low and it looked too small in proportion to her body. I think the safety pin thing was dope. I liked that idea. Just the titties were just weird to me.
Monet X Change
Justice for tiny titties.
Bob the Drag Queen
And going on to Angeria, I just think it's just a whole lot of ideas. Like the hip thing is where then she has that other part on top of the hip thing that's kind of like these, like, the nude illusion looks gray. I was not into this. I do like the hair, though. The hair is really sickening. But everything else, nah, it's a no for me.
Monet X Change
I also really like her entrance look. I love the hair that she has. The only thing is the pants seem a little bit too long. That's the only issue I have with the pants. There was this lady at the airport today, and her pants were so long, she was like walking on top of her pants and I was like, are you uncomfortable?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, we didn't talk about the entrance line. Vanjie's line was, oh, you bitches hiring.
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Shannon Maldonado
Uh,
Monet X Change
no, she said, yeah, no, she. No, no, she said. She said, oh, you bitch is hiring. And then. And then I believe it was Roxy who said, uh, oh. And then she goes, uh huh. Uh oh. Uh huh. Yeah, is what she said. Did you watch the entrance this morning?
Bob the Drag Queen
I did. Angeria's is the name's Angeria, where you can call me Angie 2.0 bitch.
Monet X Change
I don't love that entrance line. But how do you feel about. How do you feel about this look, though?
Bob the Drag Queen
I like the look. I Do agree. The pants a little too big. And anytime I see horse hair in a garment like, it can sometimes take me out of, like, the outfit. And also the black shoe, like, the black. The black pointy pump seems a little out of place.
Monet X Change
But you can see her fucking shoe.
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you mean? I'm looking at it. What do you mean you can see?
Monet X Change
Because I said I can. I can't tell what you can see. I'm talking what I can see because her pants are so fucking big.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but. Yeah, so I do like the look. I just think the pants a little. A little off, but the color is nice and the hair is cute.
Monet X Change
Nice colors and stuff.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go into Ninta west again.
Monet X Change
She looks.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
She.
Monet X Change
Are these. This is her skin.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Her legs were hers. Yeah, well. Yeah, well, her arms. No, she has a long sleeve. Something but her legs.
Monet X Change
Yeah, no. Yeah, she has the gams out. I'm intrigued by how many girls are not padding this. Like, girls who used to have paddled are not padding, but they're choosing looks where they do and don't pad, which I do as well. But that's usually. If I do a look where I don't pad, it's usually because my entire. My entire hips are completely covered. Like, you wouldn't see them anyway.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it probably in his leotard. They probably have built in, like, Domino's enough for me. If I have my legs out, he'll build in a hip pad into my costume, so it makes sense. Which I assume maybe she has going on, because her waist does look very small and she does have a hip, which she does not normally. Or maybe Nina got pumped in the past couple times in the fast few years we've seen her on Drag Race,
Monet X Change
she does look good. I mean, her. Her body still looks great, and I think her. Her. Her makeup and her hair look really good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her position in the promo and the. Was shady.
Monet X Change
What was it? I didn't. What was the position?
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob, can you pull up the. Like, the one.
Monet X Change
I'll pull up myself.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
Yes, ma'.
Monet X Change
Am.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, well, pull up for me, Jacob, and I want to see.
Monet X Change
This is 10 or 9. This is 9.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is all stars 9. She just looked like somebody just slapped her in the middle of the thing. And her. It was just. She's in an awkward pose. Was it?
Monet X Change
Oh, I. Oh, I think it's. I mean, she's kind of doing the same pose as Roxy and the same
Bob the Drag Queen
pose as Vanjie, but it's because she's, like, right in the Middle.
Monet X Change
But she's mirroring George's. I mean, it. It'll look weird to me, but I think she looks really good. This. This look is a little bit a sketch underwhelming when you compare it to everything else.
Bob the Drag Queen
Agree.
Monet X Change
But she does look really, really good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, she does.
Monet X Change
And I love her interest look. I love this interest look. I think her. Her hairline is sick. This wig looks really nice, huh?
Bob the Drag Queen
She's padded here.
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Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's interesting.
Monet X Change
That's why I say the girls, like, choose when they do and they don't pat us. It's just. There's just been, like, a shift in drag where people, like, are trying to show their skin, their legs. The skin on their legs these days, which is just interesting.
Bob the Drag Queen
The touch and feel of real she.
Monet X Change
I love the gloves into this thing. I love the wackiness of this pattern. It's low key. Giving Edna Turnblad from Hairspray, which is a nod to what she's been doing for, like, the past, like, year and a half, basically. Her. She kind of also did a playoff. Her old line, which was welcome to All Stars 9 looks like things are about to get 9 comic. Which is the last time she said 11 Gendari. I thought it was a. I liked it. I thought it was a fun line.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did not. I did not like the nine connic thing. I was like, no, Nina, I get what you're doing to, you know, to reference yourself, but it's a NAR for me.
Monet X Change
I think it was a better 9 pun.
Bob the Drag Queen
Say it again.
Monet X Change
Do you think of a better 9 pun?
Bob the Drag Queen
Not off the top of my head, but I will say this. This outfit. I do like this outfit. I love the pattern. I love the colors. This looks. I think it looks. It does look really kind. It looks very chic to me. And I think that Nina looks good. Her hair and makeup look very good. This looks like something that Domino would have made for me back in the day.
Monet X Change
This hair should have walked and said nine Con. Nine Con. Wouldn't be very. It wouldn't be very Nina west to do that. But it would be great, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, like an icon.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Got it. Let's go on to Plastique. T ara. This motherfucking prom look, again is so fucking opulent and beautiful. She also. I mean, I guess that is what the prompt was. She looks like a fucking goddess. She looks like a Vietnamese fucking. The fabrics of this was so beautiful. I was watching the video of it. The hair is crazy. This looks so good. So, so, so, so, so good.
Monet X Change
Yeah, this look is absolutely stunning. Um, I'm, I'm also assuming that a lot of this fabric is photoshopped because in the videos I don't see Nina and Plastique having this much fabric going on. I think some fabric was added in post. Uh, I don't think Plastique has any of this fabric behind her in the actual thing. But that being said, this outfit is absolutely lutely stunning. This look is so gorgeous. I really can't choose between. If I had to choose between this Angeria and Mick, I'm going to. I don't know. Looking at Mick and looking at. They're just wait till the end. I know. Let me, let me do my thing. I want to do. I'm not stopping you for doing what
Bob the Drag Queen
you want to do.
Monet X Change
You went, you went. You do your thing. I'm doing my thing. I think this look is just really regal and she just looks fantastic and her makeup has changed a lot over the years.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think girl flashik season 11 and now it's like a different person. It's such different makeup. But all, I think all great changes. I think she looks so stunning. Let's go about her entrance.
Monet X Change
But do you see what I mean how like in, in her promo she's wearing pads and in this one she's not wearing pads.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but, yeah, but I think also
Monet X Change
I think it's just, it's just such, it's a trend alert. You know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why no plastique. I mean I, I. Plastique is actually Plastique wears. She often does wear pad well back. I don't know. I think she's changed a lot too. She used to wear pads all the time. Now she doesn't.
Monet X Change
She's definitely padded in this promo picture.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. Yeah. I think that this entrance look is very, very sweet. Very plastique. And she, she's like agent excellence has arrived. Plastique tiara Vietnam.
Monet X Change
Is that like one of those like Miss Universe things?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. Is it?
Monet X Change
So you know there's. Have you seen the Franz. Have you seen this?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah.
Monet X Change
Did someone from Vietnam yell Vietnam like that or something?
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe. I don't know.
Monet X Change
I don't love her entrance look as much as I love her. Like I've just seen her and stuff I like more. You know what I mean? I kind of wish she would have done some of that cosplay stuff she does on her, on like in her like cat suits and like her like, like these like interesting like hand painted cat suits. That she wears on her Instagram. I mean her tick tock a lot.
Bob the Drag Queen
She was hand painted cat suits on Instagram.
Monet X Change
Yeah, they're really sickening. She's like standing in front of her Tesla in a garage like whipping her ass around and showing her legs.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I've seen those. I don't remember maybe. I don't know the exact one she has.
Monet X Change
I mean there's so many. She has these like fans that she like flips around. Then like once the fan flips, she comes into it. It's really. It's really sickening. But yeah, I don't know. I'm not super crazy about. About this look though. How do you feel about this look?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's good. I think it's very simple. But I think she looks beautiful. Wasi is a very beautiful drag queen. She's very beautiful in drag, out of drag. I think she looks. And her legs, her legs look so muscular. I don't realize plastic has as much of the legs.
Monet X Change
She is the most followed Queen on TikTok.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know she has what, like 14 million now?
Monet X Change
Actually she was behind sugar and spice, but now I think sugar and spice shut down their joint account or something. But Jake, can you google how, how many. Go to Tik Tok, see how many followers sugar and spice have or if they even still have that account together anymore.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
Plastique is at 11 million and sugar and spice are collectively at 7.8 million.
Monet X Change
That's their joint account.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
Yes, ma'. Am.
Monet X Change
Oh, work. So plastique is still the number one on TikTok. She is ahead of the game, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to miss Georgia's Bob. Bob, already choosing an arch nemesis for this season is going to who?
Monet X Change
Beyonce plus Secret of Work Georgia.
Bob the Drag Queen
So George's has done this thing where they're like, like I remember, I remember this post. George's was like, I need people, I need drag queen to start wearing makeup. She's like, she's like, I want y' all to be mug down. I want y' all to be beat. Like beat, beat, beat. Makeup, makeup, makeup. And she has recently launched this new mug and I think Jorgeous does have very stunning makeup. I think George's a very pretty drag queen. I like that she paints especially being one of the queens I'm sure who could probably do a softer beat and look just as cunt. But I like that George just piles it on and I think this interest, this, this promo look is absolutely stunning as well. I love this new illusion situation. And this, this is another Situation where they've built in pat hips to his. Into his costume so that he can have bare legs.
Monet X Change
His goddamn.
Bob the Drag Queen
Their. Their costume so that they can have bare legs out. And I think this is a very beautiful look. I love it.
Monet X Change
Does George's have bare legs out? Oh, I think that this look is. It's. It's a little simple. But she does look very. She looks very good. And I think. I wish the hair was a little bit bigger, like the ponytail was bigger. But her makeup looks really great and I like this, this costume, her garment. And, and it's another case of in the intro she's not wearing any hip hats. I think she could really benefit from the hip pads in this intro look though.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. The entrance look. The entrance, entrance look could have had a little more hippiana for sure. I agree. Or a corset on course of that body down. Like bring that waist all the way the fuck in.
Monet X Change
Oh my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hello.
Monet X Change
This is your girl Jorgeous and I came back to smoke the competition. Is she like a marijuana thing? Is she like a stoner?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, Jorgeous. A major stoner. Major stoner.
Monet X Change
How do you feel about this look?
Bob the Drag Queen
Um, I'm not crazy about it. Again, I wish, I wish the weight was. I love the hair though. Love, love, love, love, love, love, love this hair. And again, her makeup, her face is absolutely stunning. I just wish, I think if the waist was in a little more and gave us a little more hip, I would have liked it. I do, I do love the fact she has these like fucking, what, seven inch platform heels? Because George is a tiny lady. So she's like. Which I'm wearing my biggest shoes I can find to walk into this workroom. Yeah.
Monet X Change
I think that the boots just don't match the outfit and I don't think I particularly care for the outfit either. But she does look very pretty. How about season one and all stars one? Everything there was to do the first time this bitch did it. If there was a way to fucking figure it out, she was part of the group of people who were helping figure it the fuck out. Chanel, she looks.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is giving shiny.
Monet X Change
It does look a little shenani. Now Chanel is known for incredibly like ornate over the top looks and she certainly did not disappoint. She looks really good here. I think I really enjoy this look on her. She also looks like Bowser's aunt.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not aunt. You know what I mean? Jesus.
Monet X Change
But it's a cool look though. I like it a lot. Is it giving like reptilian or am I crazy?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's supposed to be a little reptilian. I think Chanel leans like, you know, she had. Remember her snake thing, her entrance? Look, look. It's very Medusa y. It's snakeskin. I think she's trying to go in a reptilian direction, but it looks like. It look like. I cannot not see Shen Yun. I feel like this is a costume I've seen on a Shen Yun poster. Like, legit.
Monet X Change
So how do you feel about it? Do you like it or not?
Shannon Maldonado
Um,
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's okay. I think it's okay. I don't love this look. I don't hate it. Um, I think it's an okay look. Again, I'm acknowledging that a lot of work and this looks like a lot of work went into making this, but I'm not crazy about it. I think it may be the thorns around the hem, around the bottom of the skirt. Like, I don't really love how that looks. And are the things on her hips, are those supposed to be leaves? Like, gold leaves?
Monet X Change
I don't know if they're supposed to be a specific thing. I don't know. I mean, I don't know that perspective or I don't know what their perspective is, but I think it's supposed to be ornate things. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Her interest look is a callback to her argument with Santino. And she walks in and she goes down, look into my eyes and tell me I'm not gorgeous. And she also is low key, dressed like Medusa as well. I think she looks really. Her makeup is. Her makeup is really amazing.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is. And hers, those ice blue eyes. I remember when we watched season one of Wachery, I was always just so captivated by, like, how, like, they're so piercing and this hair. I want to know who. I want a wig like this. I love this hair. This hair looks. Is so. Did Marco make this wig? Marco's. Marco's wigs make this, I think.
Monet X Change
But she looks really great. And I like. I like this outfit, actually. I like this outfit a lot. I like this. She's definitely wearing padding.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, for sure. Oh, Domino made this dress.
Monet X Change
Oh, Per. Yeah, It's a great dress. She looks stunning.
Bob the Drag Queen
Domino made this.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
Monet X Change
That's. Everyone. This is gonna be such a short season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Philip Philippi. Philip Michaels made the hair. Or Michelle.
Monet X Change
That makes sense. I can see that. For Philip Michaels.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, you know who that is.
Monet X Change
Didn't he do Cynthia Lee Fontaine's hair for the finale of Our season. And he did Alaska's hair for when she won All Stars. I'm almost positive he does those, like, interesting textured.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, wow. He does really cool stuff, which I'm about to hit him up for some hair look he has.
Monet X Change
That's the guy, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
He had this. I don't know, he had this cornrow mullet thing. I mean, that's fucking cool, dude.
Monet X Change
Maybe I'm thinking about someone. No, I was thinking about. I can't remember the guy's name. But anyway, he was really big in the. In the, in the LA hair scene for a hot minute. But I haven't seen anything in a long time. It's kind of hard to stay in the.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
Actually.
Monet X Change
Is it hard to stay in the drag scene? I don't know if you're not a drag queen. Like, I mean, people like Nova Star and Domino and Diego and, you know, fucking. If you're hip hips for queens or boobs for queens, they stay in the business. So maybe it's not that hard.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Wigs and Grayson Grays. Yeah. Gloria Divina. How you feeling overall about the season, Bobby? Are you excited for All Stars 9?
Monet X Change
I am, actually. I think they're going to be really good. I think that I can feel like it's going to be. I feel like it's going to be low key, relaxed, which is a little bit annoying because I like a little bit of edge. No one's going home and. And it's for charity. So, like, no one's like, I need this money. And also everyone. I'm assuming this is just an assumption. I do not know this, but if they're doing it for charity, they're probably all being paid a lot more money than you would be for a regular season of All Stars or RuPaul's Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I didn't. I didn't ask. Who do you think is.
Monet X Change
No clue. But. But it's. I mean, I was paid $500 an episode when I was on season 10.
Bob the Drag Queen
Season 10, I was four. I was 400 episode. Wait, we went down.
Monet X Change
I mean, maybe it was just you. Maybe everyone else got five and you got four.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then All Stars, we were bumped up. Who do you think is winning the season?
Monet X Change
You know, if I had to base it off these images, right now, the top two are Plastique and Gottmik. Like, they are looking so good. I think that. And also, I just wanna remind everyone, in my humble opinion, Gottmik was the comedy queen of her Season, like, I think we're sleeping on how funny Gottmik is. Everyone think Gottmik is just some. Look, Queen. Gottmik is very funny. I implore you to go back. Look, listen to the lyrics that she wrote in her songs. Look at how she did in the comedy challenges, in the acting. Gottmik was one of the comedy queens of. Let's. Let's go through and talk about a little bit about each queen. We have some time. Each queen and their run on their season, if you remember much about it.
Shannon Maldonado
She also.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gottmik, like, outside of the show, you know, Gottmik and I have done gigs together. We've hung out together. We've, like, you know, partied and stuff together. And Gottmik is also just situationally funny. Like, she has a very acute. Like, she just, like, hones in on things. She, like, crack a joke and you sit there like. Like she. Gottmik's a very funny person. So I think that Gottmik will not just. Obviously not just fashion, which had original season. Gottmik's runways were unbelievable as well. One, one. One of them that comes to mind is that the pin one where she had the pin go through her head. Her and her. Her final one, the. The Hellraiser look, the Keith Haring one, Like, she was.
Monet X Change
The final one wasn't the hell. The final one was that, like, purple or blue with a heart.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
There was. There were three runways for the final.
Monet X Change
There was the final final. Her, like, last one, like the. Like, before the lip sync.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it was. It was. It was in the finale episode. It was one of her final looks. It was a Hellraiser look, I think was such a good fucking look. And she. Gottmik has great looks, and I think she'll be a really good contender for these fucking comedies and improvs and shit like that, for sure.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Mick is a contender for sure. And she's also a real, like, go getter.
Shannon Maldonado
She's.
Monet X Change
She has a podcast with Violet called no Gorge. She is one of those folks who was like, every. Every makeup artist in the world knows because Mick is. Was a. Was like a celebrity makeup artist before being on Drag Race. So I would be. I would be looking out for Mick if I was there for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Roxxxy Andrews. I think if there's a design challenge, there's no. I will be hard pressed for any of these girls to be Roxy in a design challenge. Even going back to her season, season five, I think about the fucking. The candy one. She made that fucking thing in the candy in the Candy Runway. In the Candy Ball. And I think that Roxxxy is low key. What's the one she did the character with? Tasha Salad. The salad.
Monet X Change
Tasha Salad.
Bob the Drag Queen
Tasha Salad. I haven't seen season five in a long time, but I personally remember laughing at that character. I don't know if I was laughing at her or laughing with her, but I thought it was very funny.
Monet X Change
No, Tasha Salad was pretty good. She did it again for All Stars, and it didn't land as well as it did the first time.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe that's what I'm thinking about.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, but the first time it landed. But also, she was hosting the entire show. She had a much heavier burden to bear, a heavier load to carry. But I also want to say that Roxy Andrews has been in the top three twice and been in the top four one time. So Roxy is a contender. She's someone who's like, mama's gonna make it to the end. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because where her people are?
Monet X Change
You know, where my people at? Where my people at? And then Banji has been on Vanjie's also in her third season of RuPaul's Drag Race, she was the. She's a first out. And then top five when it came to season 11, and she was out, bested by Silky Evie Brooklyn and one more person who was. Oh, and. And Akira a' Keria Davenport. But she made it top five, which is. Which is not nothing. For sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, for sure. And I think Vanjie is funny. I mean, I remember that the one. The Christian challenge where they had to, like, she was like, a televangelist or something like that.
Monet X Change
It was diva worship.
Bob the Drag Queen
Diva worship. Right, right, right, right, right.
Monet X Change
And she was on. She was on the Mariah Carey team.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mariah Carey. Vanjie did not win any challenges in either of the two seasons she's been in before, but that don't mean she can't start now.
Libsyn Ads Voice
She didn't.
Monet X Change
Not one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not one.
Monet X Change
That's wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I think jujubee went a long time without winning any challenges, too. Or did I make that up?
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, don't get me lying. I sure the hell I feel like
Monet X Change
I remember that statistic or something. But. But Van is also someone who made a really big splash for herself. She was on, like, X on the beach or some show like There or no Beach All Stars. Beach. Beach Stars or something like that. Then she had her own.
Bob the Drag Queen
She was just saying, oh, beach.
Monet X Change
No, it's called, like, All Stars Beach. He looked up the name of the show. It Was like All Stars beach or something. And then on the beach. No, it wasn't X on the beach. It was All Stars beach. It was All Stars. And the word beach was in there somewhere. And then she also was All Star Shore. That's what it was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. What beach? No, nigga, you a beach, bitch.
Monet X Change
You said X. And where was the ex? You're the ex.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're a beach.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Exchange.
Monet X Change
And then. And then she also had her own dating show on Vanjie Plus. And, you know, Angeria. I don't know what Anger has been up to after. After. Was she. Would she work the world girly? I don't. Or. Or a Vegas girly.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know where. Girl, I could not tell you where Andrea was at. I don't know. I couldn't tell you.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I haven't seen a lot from Angeria, but that doesn't mean that. To be clear, that does not mean she's not doing a lot. It's just that maybe it's not on my feed for whatever reason.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think it's because you blocked her?
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
I think she's been doing the work of the world circuit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think it's.
Monet X Change
Oh, no, I did not block her.
Shannon Maldonado
No, no.
Monet X Change
Maybe she blocked me. Maybe that's what it is. But she had. But she has some pretty funny moments on her season. And she also is another queen who sews. She sews down.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yes. Her season. Right, right, right, right, right. Wasn't she. She had. She. She had a line like, you ugly. Something like that.
Monet X Change
You ugly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So I'm excited to see what you're gonna bring Nina West. Nina has done a lot. She became, like, a Disney girly for a while. Like, she was doing a lot of Disney gigs. She was on the national tour of Hair.
Monet X Change
She did a lot of Disney gigs.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, she did, like, a couple things for Disney. Like, at least I know she hosted
Monet X Change
Their Pride, which was wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then she did. She, like. I remember she did, like, two other things at Disney. Which Nina. Nina west was the one who called. Nina was my downfall with me, Cage.
Monet X Change
How so? What do you mean? You want to elaborate on that? What do you mean by that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, Anita was the one that called her an honorary Rue girl.
Monet X Change
Oh, but you were nodding.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did not nod. Someone go back to the tape. It's me like this,
Monet X Change
so. But you didn't say no. You was like, yep, that's my sister.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was on national TV about, what am I supposed to do? Can you imagine? I was like, no, you not.
Monet X Change
That's what Amanda Seals would have done. That's why she a real one, and that's why she's a real one.
Bob the Drag Queen
You raggedy ugly.
Monet X Change
Did you love Amanda Seals so much? That's what. That's what. That's what a real one would do. Would have said, absolutely not.
Bob the Drag Queen
She probably would like on the Real Girl.
Monet X Change
But yeah, Shout out to Amanda Seals, by the way. Shout out to Amanda Seals, who's getting a lot of love right now. And she has her unlikable tour. You all should go to maniseals.com and get tickets to her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Should we get. So we can go together, support our sister?
Monet X Change
I would love to, actually. I would love to go see her. I don't know where she at and when I have time, but I would love to be able to go see her as the answer to that question. But anyway. Nah, West. Yeah, she. She went on tour with Hairspray playing Edna Turnblad. And I heard she was really good in it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Actually, I saw it Hair. But it permitted the Pantages in. In. In. In. In LA Hair. When I tell y'. All. I didn't. I went in with no expectations. I didn't know any of Nina sang. Cause I know the role is a singing role. Obviously, I've seen the fucking movie. And I've seen. I've seen both movies, but I was not expecting. Nina was one of the best singers at night. Nina had a little partner thing, and she did a run. I looked over at Andi. I was like, did she just do a run like Nina started? Yes. I was, like, gagged. I was like, she better work.
Monet X Change
I was gonna go fly and see her, but I ended up, like, getting a gig or something. I remember, like, getting tickets and going to. No, it's true. Cause, yeah. And I was gonna go see her. We ended up not seeing her, but I wish I could have, because I. I absolutely love Hairspray. It is a brilliant show. One of my favorite musicals of all time. Now, how was it?
Bob the Drag Queen
It was good work.
Monet X Change
Plastique did not have a particularly great run on Drag Race when she was on. Plastique won Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she won. Like, she won. She won a challenge. She had a better track record with Navanji.
Monet X Change
Well, I didn't say Vanjie had a good track record. I didn't say Vanjie had a good track record. Damn. Why not? Vanjie catching strays.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's crazy.
Monet X Change
I see you pick your enemy, too. I see you pick your enemy, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. First of all, I Love Vanessa. Vanjie. That is my. I fucking love Vanjie.
Monet X Change
Okay, we get it. You're. We get it. You're scared of her. We get it. All right, let's go on to. No, I think that. No, Plessy didn't have a particularly great run on the show, but she did get a hug from RuPaul, which. And she. She was part of one of my all time favorite quotes, which is, of course, Raja going. Which is just one of my. Just will never not be sickening. No, no, she. She won the farm to table. That was the one she won. She won the farm to table. So she won one challenge.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And I think that also, just like since Drag Race, plastique has had obviously such a glow up. I think that for sure, for things like branding and obviously fashion. And I think that Plastique is probably going to surprise us in some comedy ones too, because plastique is another person. Irl, I don't know if you've. You've hung out with plastique a whole bunch, but irl, I find Plastic to be very funny, and I think that we might be surprised. I don't know.
Monet X Change
I like Plastique. I'm not saying she's. She's.
Bob the Drag Queen
She.
Monet X Change
I'm just saying she didn't have a great run on the show. That's all I'm saying.
Bob the Drag Queen
No one is saying that you said that. I'm just. We're just talking, doing a podcast. Bob, do you mind?
Monet X Change
Okay, I didn't say you said that. But you sound really defensive, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, because. Because your tone was offensive. Nigga, I am your tone. You think I'm just talking to myself.
Monet X Change
I never said that you said that. But if interesting you felt the need to insert that. Give it a finger. Yes, but, yeah, I think. I mean, I hope that she has. I hope that she's able to show more of her personality this go around as well. And Jorgeous was. Jorgeous also did not have a great run on Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
She got far, though. She was like top six, but she
Monet X Change
was in the bottom like four times. And she went home on a double elimination. That's not good, girl. That's not a good run.
Bob the Drag Queen
And she also. Here's. Okay, here's the thing, though. Okay, let's talk about this.
Monet X Change
She also has a very controversial win. Her win was one of the ones, like that outfit that was like a big thing when she won.
Bob the Drag Queen
But then cut to a season later, RuPaul literally wore a silhouette very similar to this.
Monet X Change
They didn't make it good. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, here's. Okay, let's talk about this. Let's say someone has four bottom placements, has no bottom placements, no wins, versus someone who has three bottom placements, one win. Which one is a better track record?
Monet X Change
I would say the one who wasn't in the bottom as many times, but
Bob the Drag Queen
they don't have a win, though.
Monet X Change
I mean, it's, I guess it's up to your interpretation. And just being constantly in the bottom is not a good look for Drag Race. And it really shows struggle, and it shows that you're not excelling in the challenges at all versus, like, kind of coasting, you know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
But then, but it also shows that you have the tenacity to be fierce and win a challenge, something that this other bitch who didn't win. So, so, like, I guess it's better to be polarizing than just be mid your entire life. I'd rather be polarized than be mid. Cause no one, no one recognizes no mid bitch. You remember the person who was up and down? Yeah.
Monet X Change
I mean, being, being up and down, I guess, is more memorable, but being, being remembered isn't always the goal. I mean, I mean, if you're trying to win a competition, sometimes people get remembered for a lot of stuff. Just, just being remembered isn't always the, the key key. You think it is. You know what I mean? But I, I, I mean, it's, it's, it's a tough question. I mean, neither one of those is particularly stellar if you have three bottoms and one win or. Versus four bottoms and no wins. You're, you're, you're competing for second to last at this point. You know what I mean? So, like, they're Neither one of those is a particularly great run in terms of RuPaul's Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But, yeah, I'm curious to see what George is going to do.
Monet X Change
And Chanel is low key. A queen who is not afraid to fight and cause a scene on Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bitch. High key.
Monet X Change
She's the first queen to go, I don't want to be here anymore. The door she opened for Ador Delana, the doors she opened for Adores.
Bob the Drag Queen
I watched the extended clip of her talking about an extended clip of her being like her talk to the judges. And it is honestly so good. She was like, I have been here every day, and not once, not once have you called me beautiful. And it's like a whole extended cut. It is such a good conversation. She is, she is genuinely upset that they have not called her beautiful. And she hasn't won a challenge.
Monet X Change
And then she really flipped out. The RuPaul really flipped out. Was like, I'm not the one. I have to tell you, you're beautiful.
Shannon Maldonado
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I mean, I tell you, you're a fucking star. Each and every one of you is a goddamn star. If I had a. If I had a nickel for every time somebody told me I wouldn't make a drink, would I have a fucking million dollars?
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Tammy, you forgot.
Monet X Change
You forgot. Tammy, Excuse your mouth.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
On season one of Drag Race, Georgeous was nine.
Monet X Change
Wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was on season one of Drag Race, George's was nine. Nine. That's what.
Monet X Change
How old was Vanjie? How old is Vanjie?
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
Is, Is.
Monet X Change
Is. Is. George is the youngest one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, for sure. Vanjie and I. Same age, similar age.
Monet X Change
Vanjie's in her 30s.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
Vanjie's 32.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
Oh, George is 24.
Monet X Change
Wow. Nene not nine years old, is 26. No. Plastic has to be in her 30s by now.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she's not. She's not. Plastic's like 26.
Monet X Change
26. Really?
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
27?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, 27.
Monet X Change
27.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
Drag plastique.
Monet X Change
Oh, I just known about plastic for
Bob the Drag Queen
so long because she's been. She, like Aquaria plastique has been doing it for so long. Plastique has been doing drag before she was 21, so she's been doing it for almost eight years now.
Monet X Change
I remember running into plastique when I was doing Work the World and she was bringing everyone wigs and she bought Kim this hideous bob. And the bob wasn't hideous, it was just bad on Kim. Like, Kim should have never had this bob. And then Kim put the sad little bob on her gigantic head. And baby, the way we were cackling backstage, even Kim, Kim, sit down, put that bob on, and we all just busted out. Kim was like, I can't wear this. Kim was like, I cannot wear this out anywhere. This is. My head is too big for this Plastique.
Bob the Drag Queen
Plastique may be my friend.
Monet X Change
By the way, for those of you who shop at Wigs and Grace and you have a large. You get their large wigs. You can thank Kim for that. Kim is the reason why Wigs and Grace has a larger wig size, because they made a custom one to fit Kim's head because Kim was one of their. Their top clients. Back in, like, 2016, Plasti gave you
Bob the Drag Queen
my first bust down. She made my first. She made my first black 40 inch human. Human unit. And I would never forget it.
Monet X Change
Do you still have it?
Bob the Drag Queen
I Still have it. I think Tyed right now. He's washing it. But I remember that wig, bitch. Robin, I got that wig. You cannot tell me. I was. I was not. I was not a female woman, bitch. I would go. I would. After we would get done with work, the world. I would. And girls were going on to the club. I would keep my makeup on and put this wig and take it to the club because I felt like I had finally found my womanity.
Monet X Change
You know, the first ever, like, long, human hair wig that I had. I actually made it myself. I fully made this wig by hand. Um, and I've worn it, like. I worn it, like, three times. I didn't make it right. Like, the way I made it was not. I didn't use the right lace. So it. It's, like, very loose. Can you put a picture of it up here? Jacob?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's.
Monet X Change
It's the. It's the Morticia look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God, y'. All. And Bob.
Monet X Change
It's a beautiful wig. And Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
So we go to the robbery tour, and Bob was dead set on wearing this Morticia wig. For he.
Monet X Change
He was like.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's like, monique, I cannot dance. This wig. I did not want to wear this wig. One night on the tour, he finally decides to wear this wig, and he's wearing. You cannot wear human hair or long hair in sequins. It's just. It's just a mess. It's a no. So Bob does this number, this mortician number, with choreography and dancing. He comes off the side stage, and the wig is just. He looked like a. He looked like a fly caught in a spider web. There is hair coming off of every part of his arms. The wig is just caught all up in the costume. I wish I could. I took a picture. I wish I was smarter to take a picture. That shit was so funny.
Monet X Change
Why would you want to take a picture of me in distress? Why would that. Why would that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because it was a funny moment that I wish I could look back at right now.
Monet X Change
Why does me in pain bring you so much joy? Why does every story where you laugh. I'm in pain.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you in pain? You're in pain. Your wig.
Monet X Change
I was in pain. Now you got to tell me. Now you're telling me my pain.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's crazy because you were not in. You were not in pain.
Monet X Change
Oh, now you're. See this. This will happen with black people at the hospital. You're not in pain. You're not in pain. So full of you, like the medical system. You're crazy. That's that's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're so bullish.
Monet X Change
You're wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
You are not in pain.
Monet X Change
Wow. This is crazy, y'.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
All.
Monet X Change
This. This is what I did with her at S. Riv. But then I switched that little bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
The Bob.
Monet X Change
And I was the only. I was the only Morticia with a bob. But this is the picture, and I looked very stunning. Can you make sure that picture gets over to Jay Jacob Ritz? Yes. Thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, Bob, so you think. Okay, my favorite promo look is. For me, it is a really close between plastique and gottmique. I fucking love Gottmiks, but I think I would wear plastiques. Like, oop. What?
Monet X Change
Can we rank them all from Asian? Ever since you. Ever since that last podcast where you said you wanted to be Asian. Now you're gonna just wear this for now, you dress it.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Monet X Change
Monet. You want to be, but you're not Asian.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
Okay?
Monet X Change
You can't just put this shit on Asian.
Bob the Drag Queen
O'. Hara. I love. I. I think it looks stunning. I think. I love.
Monet X Change
Is it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it sequins in the bottom or is that beaded? Whatever it is, it's fucking brilliant. I love it.
Monet X Change
I think my favorite one is Gottmik because it is. You know what it is? I have never seen anything like this. Yeah, I cannot. This is incomparable. Like, I write, so they. When I go, it's indescribable. It's like, no, nothing.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
But.
Monet X Change
Yeah, no got mixed. Look, I've just. I've just never seen anything like this before. It just looks so amazing. And the hair and the. The makeup and every. Like. And look at the deep. Like, even down to the. Like, the way the catsuit covers the shoes. And this is. Every single part of this was thought out in such meticulous fashion and in such a unique way that I'm gonna go ahead and give Gottmik my. My number one spot. She's also the only one in a cat suit, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, I'm obsessed with. Everyone has, like, these, like, billowing fabrics. Gottmik has these four little tendrils.
Monet X Change
I don't think Gottmik actually had fabric. I think they're adding fabric for a lot of people.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh.
Monet X Change
Like, plastique did not have any fabric. They just put that behind her.
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
What are your least favorite looks? What's your least favorite look?
Monet X Change
My least favorite look for the promos is probably maybe Vanjie. No, not Vanjie. Sorry. Let me go through them again real quick.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hold on. My Least favorite is Angeria.
Monet X Change
I think my least favorite one is Vanjie's probably. Yeah. And what's your least favorite entrance look?
Bob the Drag Queen
Least favorite entrance. Well, let's talk about favorites first. My favorite entrance look would have to be.
Monet X Change
This is why you get to end on the high note. If you give the worst, then you get to end on a high note. It's called a compliment sandwich. We do our favorite promo look. Our least favorite, and then our least favorite interest. And our favorite thing. It's. It's a little. You make a little. You end. End on a high notes.
Bob the Drag Queen
I went. I. I went to art school. I know how to do a Sangers critique.
Monet X Change
So then do it. So what's your least favorite interest look?
Bob the Drag Queen
This thing act like he the only one that. That graduated from. From theater school.
Monet X Change
I did not graduate from theater school. Well, you know, I'm at the same job you're at.
Bob the Drag Queen
Shut the up. My least favorite. Oh, would have to be Angeria's. Sorry.
Monet X Change
Interest look. Yeah, that's wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. My least favorite.
Monet X Change
That's wild. My least favorite is. I'm gonna have to give it to Georgeous. I just. It doesn't look expensive, and I don't. The boots just don't match the outfit. But my favorite interest look. And I'm tearing it right now. It's not even
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
close.
Bob the Drag Queen
I probably agree.
Monet X Change
Got Mick.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, easily.
Monet X Change
And the next girl behind her is literally not even close. Like, got. Mick has lapped these girls with these. With this interest look.
Bob the Drag Queen
I truly believe that they just look is stunning. I. I think something. And also, it being like the snake skin, it's just so perfect. So well done, John. Mick killed that.
Monet X Change
So good. She is such a good drag queen. My God, she is a good drag. They're all good drag. These are some. This is a great cast. This is truly one of the best All Star casts we've had. This is top. Top three All Stars cast for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love it.
Monet X Change
I would say the top All Stars cast, actually, I'm not going to include seven because that's just kind of not fair because they're all winners. But I would say All Stars 2 was crazy. Still the best. Still one of the best seasons of Drag race. All Stars 2 is one of the best seasons Drag Race ever. It had everything. It had everything.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would agree.
Monet X Change
And this is also a great cast. So this is. This is my top two All Stars cast for sure. All Stars 2 and then All Stars 9.
Bob the Drag Queen
What about All Stars?
Jacob (Producer/Assistant)
They saved.
Monet X Change
They saved. They saved some up, honey. They saved Some queens up for All Stars 9, baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why are you looking at the camera like that?
Monet X Change
I'm looking at you, not the camera
Bob the Drag Queen
where you like this.
Monet X Change
Well, you always critique everything I do. I just be sitting. You'd be like, why are you sitting like that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Monet X Change
Why are you breathing like that? Why are you holding the microphone like that? I'm literally just sitting here.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not a critique, it's an observation, honey.
Monet X Change
Well, why are you always trying to hyper analyze?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I'm looking at you for an hour, that's why.
Monet X Change
Well, I got questions about you too.
Bob the Drag Queen
I literally.
Monet X Change
But I saved them all.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm literally staring at you for an hour and an hour and two minutes and 22 seconds. That's why.
Monet X Change
You lucky devil. And you should be so lucky.
Bob the Drag Queen
I am lucky. I'm very happy. I get to work with my best friend twice a week. I. I am. Yes. And what you do with Andy twice
Monet X Change
a week,
Bob the Drag Queen
Fuck him.
Monet X Change
Only twice. Damn, I'm busy.
Bob the Drag Queen
To quote.
Monet X Change
I'm busy.
Bob the Drag Queen
To quote Bianca Chopra. I mean, to quote.
Monet X Change
All right, and on that note, thank you all so much for coming out.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bitch, I'm busy.
Monet X Change
All right, bye everyone.
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Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Episode: Sibling Watchery: Meet the Queens of All Stars 9
Date: May 1, 2024
Theme: A hilarious and detailed critique of the entrance and promo looks of the All Stars 9 queens, predictions for the season, and classic Monét and Bob chemistry.
In this episode, Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen kick off another season of "Sibling Watchery" with their first dishy and campy breakdown of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 9. The duo reviews entrants' “workroom” (entrance) and “promo” looks, predicts season front-runners, discusses the new charity format, and throws in plenty of roasts, inside jokes, and meme-worthy moments.
“This is the best promo looks as a collection from any season of Drag Race.” – Monét (03:46)
Each queen’s entrance and promo looks were dissected for creativity, execution, and branding.
“Gottmik looks…like the final boss. This is fucking divine." – Bob (06:16) “She looks like Cruella de Vil’s evil little fucking sister. Like she is giving. She’s giving the one to beat for real.” – Monét (08:21)
“All I did was acknowledge that she put me in eighth place…I have every right to say what I want about it.” – Monét (01:26)
“I’m just not terribly interested in seeing drag queens in tank tops and T-shirts. It just doesn’t speak to me.” – Monét (19:09)
“Baby, you can’t read the doll.” — Both, referencing the viral Roxxxy meme (12:38)
“I’ll be hard pressed for any of these girls to beat Roxxxy in a design challenge.” – Bob (41:39)
This episode sets the stage for All Stars 9 with Bob and Monét’s signature riotous, detailed, and affectionate critique of the queens’ branding and looks. Gottmik and Plastique are pegged as the early queens to beat, but the cast’s collective strength and the new charity format are bound to shake things up. The chemistry, expertise, and loving unseriousness of Bob and Monét guarantee that “Sibling Watchery” is an essential companion for any Drag Race fan this season.