Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S8EP4 "Screen Queens" Review

Summary

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Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S8EP4 “Screen Queens” Review

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change (appearing as Colleen)
Date: May 31, 2023

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Watchery dives deep into Episode 4 of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 8: "Screen Queens." Bob and Monét (as Colleen) deliver their signature blend of analysis, shade, and sharp comedy, reviewing the show’s acting challenge, the unfolding drama, and the “As the World Turns” runway. Throughout the episode, the duo shares strong opinions on the contestants’ performances, runway looks, and emerging rivalries, all while dropping RuPaul’s Drag Race insider knowledge and hilarious personal tangents.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

General Thoughts on the Season & This Episode

• Mid-Season Vibes: Both feel the season has been "not particularly strong," but agree this episode “is probably one of the better episodes so far.” (04:05)
• Heidi’s Progression: The hosts discuss Heidi’s escalating attitude: "Heidi has been getting cunty since last week. And this episode, she brought more cuntiness. And I think it's all gonna bubble over." (04:38)
• Contestant Drama: Teasing next week’s escalating feud involving Heidi, Kahana, and Candy: "Something happened between Kahana and Heidi and Candy, apparently." (04:27)

Challenge Breakdown: “Screen Queens” (Promo Trailer Acting Challenge)

Team Selections

• Formed via a balloon-popping mini-challenge with pit crew member Bruno.
• Lots of joking about the "top or bottom" selection, with Monét/Colleen quipping: “Let me, baby, I would have bottomed the fuck out of Bruno.” (11:25)
• Three teams:
  • LaLa, Heidi, Kahana
  • Candy, Jimbo, Jessica
  • James, Darienne, Alexis

Planning & Writing

• Some teams go with parodies/spoofs (e.g., Darienne pitching a LOST parody), while others opt for original premises.
• Bob criticizes some references as dated: "Darian wanted to do a sketch based on Lost, which, first of all, I was like, that is a dated reference." (13:50)
• Candy’s skepticism about parodies is questioned: "All Drag Race is spoofs on spoofs...where does she get this idea that they don't want to see spoof[s]?" (19:16)
• The hosts agree that making RuPaul laugh is the top priority, not genre purity.

Rehearsal & Filming

• Jessica Wilde is singled out for making Michelle Visage blush with raunchy jokes: "Jessica Wilde is making Michelle Visage blush." (20:21)
• LaLa and Heidi’s group, despite Kahana’s weaker acting, get praise: "The two strongest ones of the whole episode for me, were Lala [and] Heidi...Heidi is low key the strongest one in this challenge for me." (22:52)
• Alexis gets critiqued for overthinking: "I think Alexis sometimes overthinks things too much. I think that kinda gets in her way..." (23:46)

Judges' Feedback & Onstage Drama

• Alexis Throws Teammates Under the Bus: Bob and Monét are shocked when Alexis Michelle starts apologizing for her teammates' performance during critiques:

  "I would like to apologize and, like, act like she's about to be like...I want to personally apologize for my teammates." (53:59 - 54:11)

• Bob: "I would have slapped this...that was just so [shady]." (54:13)
• Both hosts agree that Alexis' move was disloyal, especially after going along with the LOST concept during rehearsals.

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Runway Recap: "As The World Turns" (Starts ~33:00)

• RuPaul’s Look: Both hosts love Ru's chunky bracelets and overall look.

  "RuPaul looks great. I love this dress. I love this hair. I think Michelle is — to be honest, all the judges look great." (33:35)

Contestant Highlights:

• James Mansfield: Praised for variety and representing her Mexican heritage. "She looks fierce." (35:51)
• Darienne Lake: Both love her copper bodysuit; “She looks really great. I love this look on Darienne Lake.” (35:58)
• Kandy Muse: Mixed reviews; liked the front, but her butt padding is called out for being high and misshapen.

  "The butt was out of control...it's not even close to where her butt is." (37:28)

• Jessica Wilde: deemed too safe for the category. "This is way too simple." (39:19)
• Jimbo: Bob finds the look fun but awkwardly executed. There's mention of controversy over Jimbo's drag and femininity: "People seem to be very upset about Jimbo. They feel like Jimbo's just really doing, like...a mocker[y of] women." (40:50-41:16)
• LaLa Ri: They love her makeup but criticize the suit for being unflattering on the back.
• Kahana: Praised for attention to detail, especially shoes and medical theming, with a fun tangent about “head mirrors.”

Fame Games (Eliminated Queens' Runway)

• Monica Beverly Hills: Hosts don’t like the look, calling it "bad."
• Naysha Lopez: Safe but beautiful.
• Kasha Davis: "Do not live, do not laugh, do not love" the garment. (47:05)

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Lip Sync & Elimination (55:00+)

• Jimbo wins the challenge but reminds everyone she’s a terrible lip syncer: "In three seasons of Drag Race, she has never won a lip sync." (54:45)
• Lip Sync Assassin: Chanel wins, rolling over the prize to next week.
• Elimination: Darienne Lake is voted off; James Mansfield votes for her again, causing Bob to joke: "I'm gonna keep doing it till it works." (55:53)
• Shade Watch: Bob pokes fun at upstate NY bar scene after Darienne’s departure: "Upstate New York has two more queens to perform at their bars." (58:13)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Comedy & Insight:

  "The season has not been particularly strong, but this episode is probably one of the better episodes so far." – Bob (04:05) "Let me, baby, I would have bottomed the fuck out of Bruno." – Colleen (11:25) "All Drag Race is spoofs on spoofs on spoofs." – Bob (19:16) "Candy will make a truce if you lock eyes with her at the right time of day." – Bob (28:57) "[Jimbo] has never won a lip sync in the history. In three seasons of Drag Race... she's never won a lip sync." – Bob (54:45) "I'm gonna keep doing it till it works." – Bob, on James voting Darienne (55:53) "It's like a baboon's fucked up ass." – Colleen on Kandy Muse's runway (38:33)

• On Interpersonal Dynamics:

  "Alexis objects to it, but she's like, you know what? I'm gonna agree and I'm gonna go along with this idea even though I think it's dumb. Until the bus comes. Girl, I can throw you underneath." – Bob (17:15–17:19) "Heidi's acting a real cackalacky right now, girl." – Bob (30:32)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Challenge & Drama Recap: 03:53–10:59
• Balloon Pop Mini-Challenge: 11:18–13:01
• Team Formation & Concepts: 13:04–19:47
• Debate on Drag Race Spoofs vs. Originality: 19:16–20:13
• Rehearsals & Team Performance Critique: 20:13–25:08
• Runway Breakdown: 33:01–47:13
• Acting Challenge Judging: 47:13–54:48
• Lip Sync & Elimination: 54:48–59:20

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Contestant Standings & Who’s Winning

• Front Runners: Both hosts agree Jimbo is leading. "As of right now, Jimbo is winning for sure." – Colleen (58:58)
• Potential Upset: "There's no way Jimbo can keep this up, right?" – Bob (59:02)
• Also Mentioned: Yessica Wild considered a contender (59:09)

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Overall Tone & Final Thoughts

• Language & Banter: Casual, raunchy, playful, peppered with Drag Race lingo and inside-jokes.
• Perspective: Both hosts bring the viewpoint of Drag Race alumni, referencing their own experiences and friendships/rivalries from the franchise.
• Memorable Vibe: Sharp-witted, unfiltered, affectionate shade, and infectious laughter punctuate the entire episode.

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For All Stars 8 diehards and newbies alike, this episode distills the drama, fashion, and hilarious chaos of “Screen Queens.” Bob and Monét keep it candid: quick to celebrate, quicker to critique, and always ready to drag a queen (or each other).

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Transcript

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[Bob]

Get your cat off the table. Thank you.

[Colleen]

She heard you.

[Bob]

She knows who she knows. What's up? She listened to her auntie.

[Colleen]

Did y' all just see that? Literally, I just said that. Colleen, Jed, off of the table. That was wild. What kind of black magic you got going on over there?

[Bob]

You don't know how to control your kids.

[Colleen]

But I do. Sit your ass down.

[Bob]

Sit your asses down in there. Macaroni x cheese. We are reviewing episode four of RuPaul's Drag Race all Stars.

[Colleen]

Intro it this time. So, y', all, we are here to review episode five. Oh, should we wait for Jacob?

[Bob]

I don't know what Jacob's going through. Jacob is In N Out, honey. In n Out burger.

[Colleen]

Ooh, I haven't had In N Out in so long. Ooh, I miss the In N Out. Hello, Bob the Drag Queen.

[Bob]

How are you now? We had a great intro. Don't redo it. Don't redo it. Don't you ever fake it with our audience, honey.

[Colleen]

I'm not gonna fake it like our audience fake it with our audience. Like you fake it in bed. I'm not gonna do that.

[Bob]

You caught me. If there's anything I do, I bring in a little bit of cetaphil and I act like I come all the time.

[Colleen]

Okay, well, so I've seen this in porn, apparently, I. Because Twitter. Now we know Twitter's a hellscape. The only thing Twitter is good for is porn. Twitter's not good for anything else but porn. Twitter is done. Right? So I was on. I Saw into a Twitter porn hole of these people that you inject this thing into your dick so you cum like. So it looks like you're coming like buckets of cum. Have you seen this?

[Bob]

I've not heard of that. I know about Cialis, where you eject your penis to get erect to cure ed.

[Colleen]

No, this is a thing. Like dudes put a solution in their dick, and so when you come, it's like a fountain. It's like a geyser of come.

[Bob]

I've not seen this. Or are you going to go get some?

[Colleen]

Okay, let me show you guys.

[Bob]

So this is not Sylvan Cymru. This is. You cannot.

[Colleen]

You cannot just change the word every time. I can't.

[Bob]

This is sibling watchery.

[Colleen]

What's the one you said last time? Oh, dribbling druggery. The fans, if you read the comments, people want us to do sibling druggery.

[Bob]

Bob, you can do it. I encourage you to.

[Colleen]

You can do it too. You can take, like, some Advil. You can take some Tylenol.

[Bob]

I'm taking an antihistamine right now. I'm currently. I'm currently on an antihistamine. So once this inflammation goes down for my sciences, I'll tell you all how it's going.

[Colleen]

Are you really. Are you. Are you. Do you have allergies? I've never known you to have allergies.

[Bob]

Yeah, you develop them as you get older. Some people and I. I have them now.

[Colleen]

You see what this say? Lax. A place you ain't never gonna see for the next couple months.

[Bob]

Your home address is on that. Put that down.

[Colleen]

No, is not. Shut the up. Anyway, Bob, we are here to review episode 5 of RuPaul's Drag Race Allstar4.4 episode 4 RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars8 and this was.

[Bob]

This was a. I.

[Colleen]

Okay. There's been a lot of shade being thrown around. Season 8. People are trying to shade the dolls. I kind of.

[Shannon Maldonado]

I.

[Colleen]

Not kind of. I enjoyed this episode.

[Bob]

Yeah, I liked it too. I enjoyed it too. I will say the season has not been particularly strong, but this episode is probably one of the better episodes so far. And based on the teaser for next week, I don't know, the girls want to fight Heidi or what? I don't know what Heidi did to Kahana and Candy, but they have had.

[Colleen]

Did you see the little Next week? I didn't see the next week trailer. No.

[Bob]

Heidi was like, oh, you want to question my integrity? It's like. And Kahana was like, I just thought it Was very. It was the whole thing. Because some. Something happened between Kahana and Heidi and Candy, apparently.

[Colleen]

Well, we'll talk about it in this episode. How do you. Has been getting cunty since last week. And this episode, she brought more cuntiness. And I think it's all gonna bubble over. You know that song Jesus love is a bubbling over Jesus love is a bubbling over Jesus love in the bubbling over Hallelujah. I do not know this well, Heidi's country that is bubbling over.

[Bob]

Okay, what church did they sing that at?

[Colleen]

I think I learned that one in my Methodist church.

[Bob]

Is that a white church?

[Colleen]

No, it's a black church.

[Bob]

I went to a black church and a white church, and they end up. They basically sing the same songs just in different ways, which I gagged at. Like they would be singing the same song, just different version. I've been in the church. Like, I've heard this version of the song, but I. I've heard this song somewhere. But the white church I used to go to, I used to walk to the church closest to my school and. No, no, no, sorry. The bus used to come pick us up. There was this bus called from Baron Baptist Church in Clayton County. Used to come pick up the kids in the neighborhood. It was a white church, and girl, they used to sing God spell at the church.

[Colleen]

Like. Like the musical.

[Bob]

Like the musical. I was like, not God spell.

[Colleen]

Not, not, not.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Not.

[Colleen]

The white church was. Was. Was busting into black kids.

[Bob]

They did we beseech thee hear us come sing about love I don't know anything about God's first to be Come sing about love that made the stone and tree Come sing about love. Yeah, they were shipping in the black kids. It was a black neighborhood. It was. It was a white church in a black neighborhood.

[Colleen]

In a black neighborhood. Work. So, Bob, at the top of this episode, nothing really spicy happens until. Well, that. That's not really spicy either.

[Bob]

Well, something kind of spicy. Jessica. Wow. Just won $30,000. That's low key. At least a little spicy. That's something, isn't it?

[Colleen]

Yeah, that's 30 all. Again, we're going to talk about it at the end of this episode, but poor Jimbo might be one of the worst lip synchrons that has ever been on the show.

[Bob]

Jimbo.

[Colleen]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Colleen]

Okay. We'll talk about Jimbo later on. But I was like, this bitch is bad at lip syncing. She needs to.

[Bob]

Yeah, lip sync is not her bread and butter. But luckily she's very loved by the fans. You know who's not Loved Kasha Davis. I mean, Kasha Davis or Darren Lake. They almost tied up. Darian got four votes. Kasha got five. So Darian won by the hair on her chinny chin chin.

[Colleen]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob]

One she didn't want when she stayed by the hair on the chin.

[Colleen]

But also, Darren can be surprised. This bitch is this. Is this. She's been in the bottom every week.

[Bob]

Drag her like. Like you.

[Colleen]

So you can't be surprised that people have wrote you up.

[Bob]

Say real quick, by the way, the Ninja Creamy is everything I thought it would be anymore. I. I know this is completely random, but, like, it's amazing. Jacob, we need to get an affiliate code because I'm not doing this. I'm not promoting the Ninja Creamy for free. We need to get an Amazon affiliate code or something. It's amazing.

[Colleen]

But everyone. Everyone doesn't want to make everything a smoothie like you.

[Bob]

It's not a smoothie. It's ice cream. It's ice cream. You can have a pint of ice cream, and the entire pint has a less than 350 calories in it. That's insane.

[Colleen]

So what, you take, like, a mango and you put some. Some milk in there and you got ice cream?

[Bob]

Basically, in so many words. Yeah. You can have strawberries. You can have. I've been doing chocolate peanut butter. It's amazing. You old ass. A whole pint of ice cream. An entire pint of ice cream. You gagging?

[Colleen]

I'm not. I'm not gagging, actually, I'm not, but that is.

[Bob]

Well, that is. That is impressive. A pint of ice cream, less than 400 calories. That's insane. A pint of ice cream is like 1100 calories.

[Colleen]

I'm just not this jazzed about. About Ninja Creamy.

[Bob]

Like, you are, clearly. Anyway, let's go on to something you are jazzed about, apparently.

[Colleen]

Well, they were all, like. They were all saying the things and then Kahana and Heidi, because Jessica was saying, like, you know, like, was anyone shocked by me winning? And Kahana and Heidi were both like, yeah, I was shocked that it was you. I did not expect you to win. I was like, damn.

[Bob]

I don't know why they felt the need to forfeit that information. They could have kept that to themselves. It's not like the vote. We all know who you voted for, but you didn't need to tell that you thought Jessica Wild was not going to win. Now Jessica Wild's like, I'm gonna send all these pictures home one by one. Also, not to mention, I know it's a little early for this, but James Mansfield will not stop voting for James Mansfield wants Darian Lake out of this competition. James Mansfield will not let this woman breathe. Honey.

[Colleen]

I really like Jayne Mansfield in the season of All Stars. I am really enjoying my time with Jayne Mansfield on my tv.

[Bob]

You know who's not enjoying their time? Heidi in closet. This girl looked miserable.

[Colleen]

Well, because in this particular.

[Bob]

Miserable.

[Colleen]

She was really upset that she did not win or was like. Or was high or was like, you know, getting. She was really upset.

[Bob]

Yeah. But also like, geez, Louis, like every clip is Heidi just looking sad, sunken, disheveled. Just, just. I'm like, this girl is not having a good time. I mean, she just doesn't seem. She does not seem to be having a good time. And that seems. That seems fair to say.

[Colleen]

I agree. I agree. And. But also someone being a little disgruntled in the competition. I don't enjoy seeing that. But I mean, again with this season getting a rap for not being particularly exciting or great. This extra little bit of Sassa, I appreciate her giving it to us.

[Bob]

Bitch, the queens don't even want to be there. Bitch. Heidi don't even want to be on the show. We supposed to watch it.

[Colleen]

So.

[Bob]

So the next day they come in and RuPaul tells they are making a promo for a new scripted series.

[Colleen]

This is very.

[Bob]

A very open ended challenge. It is. It's like. But it's more open ended than fucking Tears of the Kingdom. You can do anything, go anywhere you want, be who you want to be.

[Colleen]

Are you playing that game too?

[Bob]

Yes, I'm playing Tears of the Kingdom. Whatever.

[Colleen]

Andy too. This nigga won't stop playing this game, y'.

[Shannon Maldonado]

All.

[Colleen]

Anyway, we're not this.

[Bob]

My bad. Oh, by the way, the game won't be beat until next year. This game is so huge. It is so wild.

[Colleen]

That's so crazy to me. And the fact that people find that.

[Bob]

I mean, I made that up. That's not a real stat. But like, it is. It is a very. I have been.

[Colleen]

And he said he's a third. He's. He's a third of the way through the game already.

[Bob]

I know because he.

[Colleen]

He watches like all the IGN things and this and the this and like the guides and the this and that. The other.

[Bob]

Remember cheating?

[Colleen]

He remember back in the day when you would buy a game, you buy the book that's like help you play through the game. You remember that?

[Bob]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Colleen]

So wait, really quick. They do the I. The balloon popping game. I followed the Journey of this balloon popping game. When they first did the game, the first time they've done it, you could only be a top. This one you get to choose whether you're a top or a bottom. And let me, baby, I would have bottomed the fuck. I would have bottomed the fuck out of Bruno.

[Bob]

Yeah. Because I remember Jinx wanting to bottom, but they wouldn't let him.

[Colleen]

Yes.

[Bob]

And now they're letting, they're letting the girls. They're letting the girls bop, bitch. The way.

[Colleen]

Okay, Bruno is bending him over the chair. And the way he's put his hands above, like, you know, like right on the, on top of the butt.

[Bob]

He grabbed the shoulders.

[Colleen]

He grabbed the shoulders. Then with Kahana, bitch, he grabbed her by the hip, like the top of the hip.

[Bob]

And he.

[Colleen]

That thrust, baby, the thrust.

[Bob]

Um, well, let's just talk about what's going on. So they, they, they, they do the balloon pop gags to see who's gonna be on what team. There's three teams. Green, purple and blue. Um, and I'm also intrigued by. First of all, Heidi has great legs. I was like, Heidi has very nice legs.

[Colleen]

She had jeans on.

[Bob]

No, she didn't. She had on shorts.

[Colleen]

Did she?

[Bob]

She had an overall. Yeah, she had overalls with over short camouflage overalls.

[Colleen]

Oh, wow, you're really.

[Bob]

I took a mental note because I was, I remember thinking these are very great legs. And Kahana, that arch was severe. I said, oh, girl,

[Colleen]

I live, I live.

[Bob]

Also, Darian struggling to pop that balloon, trying to top. I was like, girl, why didn't she use her hands? She was trying to. She was trying to hands back. Like, hands free. It a girl. Grab the head.

[Colleen]

Wait, no. You know, Darren, Darren is the top in real life.

[Bob]

Well, she needs to start grabbing the hips then because she was just.

[Colleen]

Bob, don't be knocking Darian. Darian's technique. That's her technique. Uh huh, uh huh. Coming for her. Check.

[Bob]

Was she pushing it all around whoever she fucking getting pushed all around the bed.

[Colleen]

Wait, so the three teams are Alala, Heidi and Kahana's one, Candy, Jimbo and Jessica Wilde. And then James, Darien and Alexis are the third group.

[Bob]

Yes, yes, those are the groups. And I mean, off the bat, my first thought is that Candy, Jessica, Jimbo is going to be the best group. And I mean, spoiler alert, they won. Yeah, I thought that, I thought that

[Colleen]

the Alexis group was going to be strong too. Yeah.

[Bob]

I want to talk about these because, you know, let's get into the. So for the writing and the Filming. So, Dari. So Darian wanted to do a sketch based on Loss, which, first of all, I was like, that is a dated reference.

[Colleen]

That is.

[Bob]

Came out.

[Colleen]

Yeah.

[Bob]

When I moved to New York City, maybe even before. I think Loss came out in 2005.

[Colleen]

Yeah. Loss was a very old reference. Yeah, but I mean, Drag Race references old shit all the time.

[Bob]

Yeah, but it's like, really old. Like Mummy Dearest or. Or like 90210. Not old. Like, you know, like, what, 2003. I don't know. It just seems. It just seems like, not dated. It's not like an old, Old class

[Colleen]

Gone with the Wind.

[Bob]

I mean. Yeah, exactly. It's not like going with the win. It's like doing a spoof on Mean

[Colleen]

Girls is what you've done.

[Bob]

Well, Mean Girls is like a gay. Is a queer classic. Loss.

[Colleen]

Loss was a very big show.

[Bob]

I say it's a queer classic. And I say it wasn't a good show. Everyone loved Lost. Everyone knows the Loss was great. Well, I did stop watching after a while because Lost was getting. I was getting Lost. I was like, y', all, it's too meta. Like, once. Once the smoke started coming up and then there was, like, the guy had to press that button.

[Colleen]

I didn't watch. I didn't watch a single episode of Lost. I don't know anything about the show.

[Bob]

They, like, found. Spoiler alert. But also, it's literally been almost 20 years. So, like, chill out. But, like, there was, like, a button. This guy has to, like, they found this guy. If I recall correctly, they found this guy who has to press a button. And if he doesn't, like, press his button, he doesn't know what's going to happen. Like, either the world's going to blow up or the island's going to implode or something. But, like, there's, like, a big countdown, and once it gets to zero, he has to press the button. And that's like, his whole job is to press this button. And I was like, what is this? So maybe I'm confusing. Maybe there's a small chance I'm confusing with something else. But I remember that. And there was this black smoke used to chase people down.

[Colleen]

Why? Gotta be black. So, so, so how did the show end? Did they end up getting off? Were they saved from the island?

[Bob]

I logged out. I didn't finish it. I couldn't. After the black smoke caught them, I stopped watching.

[Colleen]

And the whole premise was these people, they were on a plane and their plane crashed, and they were just lost on this island, nobody could find them.

[Bob]

No, low key. But. But. But the. But the more intense version was they landed on this island, and then once they got on the island, they realized that the island was, like, enchanted. It was like. It was like a weird island. So, like, they couldn't communicate with anyone, but the island was, like. Was, like, doing weird stuff. And, like. Oh, yeah, like. Like one guy was in a wheelchair, but on the island, he could walk.

[Colleen]

Huh.

[Bob]

And when he crashed, he was in a wheelchair, and he was like, I don't want. I don't want to leave the island because I can walk now. And then, like, this other guy, like, won the lottery and then landed on the island. I think one guy. Yeah, Huey. I think his name was Huey. Huey landed on the island, but he had won the lot. It was. It was Obviously, it was 20 years ago, so, I mean, 19 years ago. So I don't fully remember all the details of loss, but I remember that it was a very intense show. And then there was a doctor whose stubble never grew up. There was this whole thing. He was a doctor with stubble.

[Colleen]

Got it. Well, I hope they were found. So.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Colleen]

So Darren wants to do this thing about loss and Alexis does. Alexis objects to it, but she's like, you know what? I'm gonna agree and I'm gonna go along with. I'm gonna go along with this idea even though I think it's dumb.

[Bob]

Until the bus comes. Girl, I can throw you underneath.

[Colleen]

That was so fucking shady, but we'll get there.

[Bob]

I gagged until the M16 comes pulling.

[Colleen]

Ah, the crosstown bus comes pulling up

[Bob]

Girl, you were going all the way through Central park on this bus, baby. Getting dragged along. I saw a video on Reddit the other day of this guy. He's alive, he lived. He was, like, laying down, like. Like, get taking a nap at a gas station. And then a car pulled in and didn't see him. Just drove right over him.

[Colleen]

Wait, he was laying down? Where? Why would you be laying down in the gas station, like, on the floor?

[Bob]

I could send you the video if you want. He was, like, just laying down with his head facing the gas, and the car just rolled over him. The front wheel, and then he got like, oh, my God. He was like, Jesus.

[Colleen]

Well, he was asking for it. Get your ass up.

[Bob]

Isn't that crazy? Now the girls sit down to write these. These sketches. What would you. What would you have done?

[Colleen]

I don't know, but I didn't wrote. I did write down that I think Heidi's kidnapped idea is smart. Because you're, like, playing on, like, a common trope, right? Like having, like, you know, like, things like Home Alone or whatever it is. Like, these two, like, bumbling people trying to kidnap someone. Like, that's like a trope that we've seen before, and you have the form and it works and her. And I think Lala is, like, hesitant about it, or maybe Kahana is. And I'm like, no, y'. All, that's smart. Like, you're, like. You're like. You have a framework for how the story goes.

[Bob]

I would have wanted to do, like, the Office style show or, like, Modern Family.

[Colleen]

Like a Modern Family.

[Bob]

Yeah. One of those, like, mockumentary style TV shows where the. Where the camera kind of follows you around. I would want to do something like that. That sounds like it'd be fun for me.

[Colleen]

Do you think in the parameters of this challenge, though? I don't think that will work in this challenge specifically because, like, how it's set up.

[Bob]

Yeah, maybe not. I mean, you just got to have a trailer. You just got to have a good trailer for it. Maybe. I don't know. Yeah. Thank God I was not there and had to decide. I. I will say this when.

[Colleen]

When.

[Bob]

Okay. Heidi seems doing the kidnapping scene. Kenny feels like the judges prefer an original idea over a spoof. I don't know why she said that, because it is spoofs. So. So Jimbo wants to do this thing, but. But Candy's like, no, it shouldn't be. It shouldn't be a spoof. And I'm like, all Drag Race is a spoofs. Drag Race is just spoofs on spoofs on spoofs. So, like, where does she get this idea that they don't want to see spoon? That's. That, like, that is. That seems so misguided, right?

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Colleen]

And Jimbo is a point. Jimbo is like, no, as long as what you're doing is funny and Rue's laughing, which literally, Rue says it all the time. Make me laugh. It's just about making Rue laugh. So one Candy. One Candy said that. I am very confused as to where she gets this from. And Candy is the queen of no and giving little to remedy the no, no, no. I'm like, okay, bitch. No. Now what?

[Bob]

No, no, no, no.

[Colleen]

And she's like, Candy's on this thing. She's like. She's like, it needs to make sense. And I'm like, tracker's challenges rarely make sense as long as they're funny. Yeah.

[Bob]

I think Jimbo's right about This. I think that Kandi was overthinking it, and Jimbo was. Honestly, they are going back and forth like Candy and Jimbo are just not. They are just bumping heads on this. And when they get into the rehearsal, Baby B.B. baby B. Jessica Wilde is making Michelle Visage blush. Jessica, I just love Jessica. Be like, no, do you want more of this?

[Colleen]

Yeah, that team is raunchy, girl.

[Bob]

Why Jessica go, oh, do you want more?

[Colleen]

Well, I mean, everyone a fucking. Jessica was douching. Jessica was sucking dick. Candy was saying that he was touching her dick by accident. I was like, it was a lot. But I mean, it's Drag Race.

[Bob]

But also, when did Michelle become such a prude? You win a couple Emmys, and now she's Sister Michelle. Sister Michelle. Full of grapes.

[Colleen]

When team Lala is doing it, I love their concept. I think Lala and Heidi, I think they look great, and I think I. I'm just gonna say now, I think this was my. This was, like, my favorite group. I thought they were very funny. I love the characters they chose, and I thought it's a great concept. I think Kahana is struggling a little bit. I think that maybe acting in comedy is not Kahanna's strongest suit, but she's strong in so many other things, like dancing, like design.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Colleen]

So I'm like. But she's not, like, tanking the team. You know what I mean?

[Bob]

I mean, we'll get there. I think this. I think Kahana might be the reason why this group did not go succeed. Because. Because. Because Heidi and Lala are doing great.

[Colleen]

So good.

[Bob]

This voice that Heidi is doing is so, so good.

[Colleen]

It's really funny.

[Bob]

I love this voice. I could. I. I could listen to this voice all day. It's so fun. I really, really enjoy what she's doing with her voice, but I do think that Kahana was a little bit lost in this challenge. I think as a threesome, yeah, Candy, Jimbo, and Jessica were better, but as a. But I think that the two strongest ones of the whole challenge, of the whole episode for me, were Lala.

[Colleen]

I agree. I was so impressed with Lala, too. Like, you know, I. I don't remember Lala's acting challenges, and they were bad.

[Bob]

She had a. She had a particularly bad one. The flag factor.

[Colleen]

The flag. Right, right. And I think her commitment to this character is really good. What she did with the makeup, I think it's really funny. And I agree. I think Heidi and Lala, to me, were the funniest, and I just enjoyed their dynamic. They played off each other very well. I really enjoyed them, like, a lot.

[Bob]

I think Heidi's actually the strongest. Like, Heidi is low key. The strongest one in this challenge for me. For me personally. But I do think that Kahana was not doing great. There's something tickled me about. I mean, we'll get to. We're just talking about the rehearsal stuff now also. Alexis, Michelle's breastplate is so distracting. Is it because it's, like, so thick around the neck? It's so.

[Colleen]

Let me look it up really quick.

[Bob]

I don't.

[Colleen]

I don't remember it. Didn't like it. It didn't bug me. I guess I didn't notice.

[Bob]

Was very distracting for me. Every time she puts on that breastplate, I'm like, I cannot with this breastplate. It's so. It just. It just looks. I don't know. She needs a necklace or something. Something.

[Colleen]

Is it. But the color's not off.

[Bob]

No, it's not the color. It's just that it looks like she's wearing, like, a massive. It just doesn't look good in my. In my. My humble opinion.

[Colleen]

So I. I was gonna watch it, but whatever, I'll get there. So when that team goes. I think that Alexis. Alexis is trying. Is. Is trying to make things a little too complicated. I think Alexis sometimes overthinks things too much. I think that kind of gets in her way and. But I think James is being very funny to me. I think James is funny and. And she calls out. That calls out. But she makes a point to talk about Michelle being very stoic a lot in these challenges. Like, Michelle would sit there and you, like, do a joke. Michelle would be like, uh, huh. Yeah. Oh. She said Michelle is. She lets occasion. She left like, she let out a little. She said it was like a coma. A coma victim. Coughing. I thought that was very funny.

[Bob]

Yeah. When someone, comma, cough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would not want to. I mean, I have. I don't want to again do a acting challenge in front of Michelle Visage because she's also gotten very good at tv between season eight and now, she's got even. She's gotten even more stoic. She will not show. I want to play poker with this bitch. She will not show you. She will not give you anything, honey. Anything.

[Colleen]

Which again, on an All Star 7 with that. The Christmas Santa School for girls, when we had Janica Bravo, who was treating it like a. Like she's like. We were on set for her for HBO and RuPaul was so. Yeah, okay.

[Bob]

Yeah. I like that.

[Colleen]

And then this time, like, they were so into it. To me, it would be so annoying to like have someone not like, you know, give me a reaction or actually direct me so I do a better job.

[Bob]

I mean, you've been on three season Drag Race. You've done plenty of scenes with Michelle, haven't you?

[Colleen]

I don't.

[Bob]

I don't.

[Colleen]

I feel like RuPaul did my. RuPaul did Breast World or did RuPaul do breast. I don't remember. Maybe I don't remember.

[Bob]

I don't remember.

[Colleen]

I can't remember. The most recent one we didn't.

[Bob]

We didn't do. We did one with Faith.

[Colleen]

Hell, that was the Ruko's Empire with.

[Bob]

With Faith.

[Colleen]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Evans. God damn. You got me saying Faith Hill. Yeah, the country singer Faith Hill. Faith Evans and, and. And RuPaul girl.

[Colleen]

Faith Hill. Do you know that Elton John has sold the. Is. Is the highest tour grossing performer person. Elton John did one tour and guess how much she made on the tour.

[Bob]

How much?

[Colleen]

$853 million

[Bob]

and that's the most in the world. That's. That's a lot of money.

[Colleen]

Because he did 293 shows.

[Bob]

Jesus Christ.

[Colleen]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Anyway, I also found out that. So I found something out recently that, that Taylor Swift's tour is grossing a lot more than Beyonce's because I saw this too.

[Colleen]

Go ahead.

[Bob]

But it's also. Well, there's. It's not just that Taylor Swift is indeed selling more tickets than Beyonce, but also the fact that Taylor Swift tour is grossing almost twice what Beyonce is making is not reflective of the tour sales because Beyonce's tour costs a lot more money to put on. But that being said, Taylor Swift is still selling more tickets than Beyonce.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Is she?

[Bob]

She is, yeah. Taylor Swift sells a lot of tickets.

[Colleen]

Damn.

[Bob]

Taylor Swift be in these streets selling tickets.

[Colleen]

Did you see She's. She did a song Ice Spice. And then if Taylor Swift's boyfriend was doing. Making racist.

[Bob]

Taylor Swift did a song Ice Spice.

[Colleen]

Yes, it's called Karma. And then on this.

[Bob]

Oh, wait, someone told me this. Was it Jacob.

[Colleen]

And it is. There's this podcast with Taylor Swift's boyfriend making video very racist jokes about Ice Spice.

[Bob]

I've heard. Yeah, I've heard about her problematic partner. I'm not a Swifty. I don't really know much about the sw. The Swift Swift world. Obviously I got one of her albums wrong on the. On the. One of the podcasts and the Swift in the Swift Gathered.

[Colleen]

Bob was like every song from this album as we listen to Jacob was like, that was 1989. 1989. 1989. Bob. That was great.

[Bob]

Yeah. Jacob's the Swifty. You didn't know Jacob. Is he really? Jacob's a problematic. He can't speak these episodes. I'll just say what I want and everyone has to believe it. Jacob is a problematic. No. Yeah, but.

[Colleen]

But anyway, how do we get here? How do we get here?

[Bob]

You talk about Elton John. You know, at one point, Elton John was literally responsible for, like, I think, like, 5% of all the album sales in the world.

[Colleen]

That's crazy.

[Bob]

Elon is huge.

[Colleen]

I didn't realize how big he was.

[Bob]

Yeah, girl. Between his music and his musicals and his fucking. Whoever else knows what else he's fucking selling these days. Crack. TikTok is low key, just like a marketplace now. Like everything. So many ads now that now they have a shop link. So even you can now add your. Like, you can now add a product to your TikTok page where you can on Instagram. Oh, and now everything's ever for.

[Colleen]

That's what everything is. That's what everything is. Everything is everything.

[Bob]

I mean, I bought the Ninja Creamy, and I'm happy about it.

[Colleen]

Oh, you bought it from TikTok.

[Bob]

TikTok inspired me to buy you. Let's go into the makeup. The makeup moments. First of all, Candy will and is making a truce very loudly with anyone she can get her hands on. Candy will make a truce if you lock eyes with her at the right time of day. You and Candy views are in a truce.

[Colleen]

A truce?

[Bob]

A truce.

[Colleen]

What do you mean, a truce? Like you're agreeing not to vote each other out.

[Bob]

Yeah, bitch, a truce.

[Colleen]

I thought you meant because she.

[Bob]

Because what is alliances and truces?

[Colleen]

What? She's talking, and then she suggests that someone would take an opportunity to vote her out because she's big competition. I'm like, you ain't win nothing.

[Bob]

Who can you?

[Colleen]

Yes. She's like, yeah. Cause someone will take their chance to take me out because I'm big competition. Why are you big competition?

[Bob]

Drag her.

[Colleen]

Like, I think Candy Muse is good in this as a in drag race, but right now, Candy ain't win nothing. So in the. In the parameters of this competition. Camdy is not big competition. Jimbo is big competition.

[Bob]

You better drag. Kandy no win Muse. Jessica zero wins Muse.

[Colleen]

It's big competition right now. I'm probably sure Candy wins some more later, but as of right now, no.

[Bob]

Yeah, we'll see. I mean, you are right. Candy does not have a lot Of I don't think she has a very big turn on her back because she hasn't won anything yet. She's been. I think she's been saved a few times. And. And then at one point a lala Rigo's like, I just. I vowed myself whenever I'm here, I'm gonna try to have fun. And Heidi said, me too. Are you Heidi? Are you?

[Colleen]

Oh, because she's not going on that ranch. She's like, she's going to flat. She like. Because she said Candy's. I mean, Heidi said, I'm gonna spill the tea about Candy. That will burn the whole workroom down. And she's making it sound like Candy said something about Jimbo in secret, right? And I was like, ooh. Heidi said, honey. Cause I was put all it to you. Y' all don't want me to say it. Y' all don't want me to say this right now?

[Bob]

Yeah, Heidi's acting a real cackalacky right now, girl.

[Shannon Maldonado]

She.

[Bob]

She's. You know the thing where. You know that thing where you talk about somebody and you just start talking loud so you hope they hear you. I was like, not every girl I grew up with. This is wild. What is going on?

[Colleen]

That's like being around.

[Bob]

I'm like, yeah.

[Colleen]

Cuz these girls who won season eight, they really think they know what they talking about. They really need to know what's up.

[Bob]

Literally. Literally. Because what some Dominican drag queens say about some Canadian drag queens. I know. I happen to know what some Dominican drag queens from the Bronx say about some Canadian drag queens who are on season one of Canada's Drag Race. Some of them. I'm like, girl, I think we at this point you dropping context clues. And we know was apparently Heidi has every secret in the world.

[Colleen]

Apparently, girl.

[Bob]

Apparently.

[Colleen]

I'm like, what could it be that was that crazy?

[Bob]

It was probably something like, I don't care for her dress. Right. Like, I didn't like that dress.

[Colleen]

Right Very. That would you.

[Bob]

And I know on this podcast not liking someone's dress, baby, not liking a dress can be the end all. Be all. You have to make up. You have to make a tick tock at it. Drag Con. I'm still waiting for my makeup drag my makeup video.

[Colleen]

Your beard is so long. I can't.

[Bob]

I know it's getting tangled. I need to trim. I need to shave. I'll probably be shave by. By the next podcast. I'll be clean shaving.

[Colleen]

Are you getting a drag soon?

[Bob]

Yeah, I think so. Work probably. Yeah.

[Colleen]

Either Sing or you. You talking like. Yeah, I think so.

[Bob]

Well, I think about it.

[Colleen]

Nobody can do this. You do that. So we go. Close your eyes.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Exhale.

[Bob]

Feel your body relax, and let go

[Colleen]

of whatever you're carrying today. Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered for free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh. They're so fast. And breathe.

[Bob]

Oh, sorry.

[Colleen]

I almost couldn't breathe when I saw

[Bob]

the discount they gave me on my first order.

[Colleen]

Oh, sorry. Namaste. Visit 1-800contacts.com today to save on your first order.

[Bob]

1-800-contacts.

[Colleen]

So I think it's time to talk about the runways, Bob.

[Bob]

So the Runway category is as the World Turns. This is. This is a category made just for you. Macaroni.

[Colleen]

I love roof. I love. I love chunky. I used to, back when I was in New York City and I was. I was really. I have a whole bag of it still. Of chunky wooden bracelet. Because when I have big hands. So trying to find stuff that will go over my hands would always be a task. So when I would find jewelry or, like, wooden braces or big chunky bracelets that go over my hands, I would buy a bunch of them. And I love RuPaul's little chunky arm bracelets. I need to bring that back for myself.

[Bob]

RuPaul looks great. I love this dress. I love this hair. I think Michelle is. To be honest, all the judges look really great. I love all these looks. They're really, really good.

[Colleen]

This girl is wearing a Marcia Marsh original.

[Bob]

Maude Apatow.

[Colleen]

Yeah. Is it Judd Apatow's daughter or wife?

[Bob]

I do not know who Maude Apatow is. Let's Google her real quick, shall we? She's from Euphoria.

[Colleen]

Oh, she plays Cassie's sister.

[Bob]

I've never seen Euphoria. I did have. I did once have dinner with Judd Apatow. You did? I do not know his dog.

[Colleen]

Oh, here go Bob Flaunt. Oh, here we go. Oh, y' all heard it here. I. Yeah, I did have dinner with Judd Apatow. Yeah.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Colleen]

I can't. I can't.

[Bob]

Yeah, I did. Yeah.

[Colleen]

I cannot.

[Bob]

Yeah, you can. Never.

[Colleen]

I don't want to.

[Bob]

He told me he didn't want to have dinner with you specifically. You. Out of everyone in the world, he named you. It was kind of weird, actually. I said Judd.

[Colleen]

Yeah. She plays. She plays Maddie's sister. Oh, my God. Her dad is Judd Apatow.

[Bob]

Wow. I've never. I don't. To be honest, I don't know anything about the Apatows or Euphoria. I don't. I could not name anything. Judd Apatow's done.

[Colleen]

Jenna Patel. You do. You.

[Bob]

Did he. He do 40 year old virgin?

[Colleen]

No, he did this as 40, though.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah.

[Colleen]

He was. He wasn't 40 year old virgin. Yeah. And he was.

[Bob]

Yeah. That I can't. Then I can name one thing he did. Never mind. I can name one thing he did.

[Colleen]

Yeah.

[Bob]

All right, let's move on to the queen. So James Mansfield is celebrating her. Her Mexican heritage by doing this Aztec inspired.

[Colleen]

This looks so. I've never seen James in something like this. I think she looks great.

[Bob]

Yeah, it is very different. I think the headpiece looks a little the. For me, the head piece is giving a little bit inexpensive.

[Colleen]

Really?

[Bob]

Scotch inexpensive? Yeah. Something about. I don't know what it is, but

[Colleen]

she looks really good, though. Yeah, I think so. It's great. I think her.

[Bob]

She.

[Colleen]

Her ass is padded down. She got a big old donkey booty, I think. I like. I like James is so what I love about James a lot this season. I'm. She's just showing so much variety. Right. And in James's drag. I've seen. Seen it on Tik Tok. I mean, on Instagram and, like, YouTube. I've never seen James in a lot of the stuff she's wearing on here. I love that. I think she's. She's really. She looks fierce.

[Bob]

Yeah, she looks good. I like this look. Let's go into Darian Lake, who looks really good. I love this look on Darren Lake.

[Colleen]

Yeah. Like, I agree with RuPaul. This copper bodysuit with this red hair, like that color combo on her. On her skin color. I think it looks great. Looks really beautiful.

[Bob]

I also love this, like, peekaboo titty moment with the, like, this, like, sleeve bolero type jacket over it. It looks really, really good. I've. I've never seen Darren wear anything like this. And she is. She's gonna show you all that she is new. She said, I'm gonna show y' all what a. What a really do. Honey.

[Colleen]

She looks really great. Let's go on to Alexis Michelle, who at first, when she came out, I was like, I don't get it. And it was like, I cut out her butt and I'm like, okay. I don't get the. It's the whole thing. Like, I'm in a. I'm in a. I'm in a bridal. Gown. Oh, well, look at my butt. Or is this like a character reference I'm not getting?

[Bob]

No, I think the. The idea is that she just is showing her ass and she's. I think it's the. I think the idea is that it's a surprise. You know, what's a wedding without some cake? I really enjoyed that. I thought it was a really good line. I think that this is a good look. I think she looks really stunning. I think that. That it was the most surprising ass reveal of the evening. You know what I mean? Yeah, she looks good. This dress is beautiful. I wonder how is her. I wonder, like, is the padding built into the dress?

[Colleen]

I think that's her actual butt.

[Bob]

No, but those aren't her real hips.

[Colleen]

Oh, yeah. That's what Shade did on All Stars. Four Shade did something like this. I mean, All Stars seven Shade. The padding was in her gown.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Colleen]

Yeah.

[Bob]

It's very clever.

[Colleen]

Let's go on to Kandy Muse. Now this from the front, I thought this was fucking dope. The butt was out of control. It's not even close to where her butt is. It's like on the top of her back. It's not good.

[Bob]

The dress is too. The dress is way too short. Also, this is low key. Giving. Didn't ajadul look almost exactly like this on All Stars? She.

[Colleen]

She had similar hair, but I don't think anything else was similar. She had hair into something that was like this.

[Bob]

With the whole part and everything. It was. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but this. I'm thinking myself, like. And as you had a sword, didn't she instead of a paddle, remember? Maybe it's by the same designer.

[Colleen]

Maybe.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Colleen]

I thought this was really cool. From the front. I thought this was really dope. And then I saw the butt thing, which was so out of whack, I was like, no, this is terrible.

[Bob]

Yeah. I hate that her butt is so weird. Like, I can see her real but. And her fake but it doesn't look like a butt.

[Colleen]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And I feel like the butt's supposed to be the. That's what this whole look is supposed to be about.

[Colleen]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And the butt is just so wonky. Bad.

[Colleen]

Really bad. Like, it's like a baboon's fucked up ass.

[Bob]

It's also too short in the front. It's too short in the front. Cause like, when she was. It kept riding up and I kept seeing where her pussy would be. And then when she was sitting in the chair, I was just like, this look is upsetting me. This look is very upsetting.

[Colleen]

And, like, the boobs are messed up. I would have forgiven the boobs be messed up if the ass was together. And it's just not. It looks crazy in the back.

[Bob]

The boobs are too high too. The whole thing is too high. The whole thing is just too short. Yeah.

[Colleen]

I think it was made a little too short for her.

[Bob]

Yeah. Let's go on to Yessica. Wild.

[Colleen]

I love this. I love this dress. I love this thing. I think this is way too safe for as the World Goes Round. I'm like, that's what you're going to show us, girl?

[Bob]

As the world turns.

[Colleen]

As the world turns. Just these little red lips on your butt. Like, that's the thing. She could have went way further with this. This is way too simple.

[Bob]

Yeah, Yeah. I agree. This dress is nice, but for this category, I do not like this, like, the. A little kiss on the cheek, like Jessica. Like, baby, your last name is wild. You're supposed to be wild.

[Colleen]

This is.

[Bob]

This is such a demure. This is the same girl last week who had titties just wobbling and wobbling everywhere. Right. The girl who Michelle was like to do had to beg to stop sucking dick in the. And stop douching. And now she's demure and sweet and soft. Okay. Oh, okay.

[Colleen]

Yeah. I agree. This is way too sweet. Way too sweet. Let's go to Jimbo.

[Bob]

Let's go to Jimbo.

[Colleen]

I finally see the breastplate thing. You're saying, like, the picture we have here. You can see his neck and the breastplate. It's so, like, they're completely different colors.

[Bob]

But also, I just hated the way Jimbo is walking. I actually don't mind this look. I actually like this look. But the way that Jimbo was walking was just driving me crazy.

[Colleen]

I didn't notice.

[Bob]

I don't know why. It was, like, a lot of dancing and, like, awkward. Like, white girl butt shaking. But, I mean, I guess lean. If that's. If that's. If that's you lean in. I guess boobs for a butt is interesting. I don't hate it, but I think I like that they were moving. I think I like how much movement they had, which was fun.

[Colleen]

Yeah. I love this catsuit. I want a catsuit like this.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Colleen]

I think what's interesting, I've seen a lot of discourse online about women being very. It's not all women, but some women being upset by Jimbo's portrayal of women. And again, I'm not A woman. So it's not my place to have really have an opinion on it, but I find it very interesting. People seem to be very upset about Jimbo. They feel like Jimbo's just really doing, like, an. Like a mocker. Women, like. Women, like, upset about it.

[Bob]

Well, I'm sure those women will have their. Will make their voices heard. I mean, maybe Jimbo's just doing his own thing for himself. I mean, I think Jimbo might be portraying femininity, and femininity doesn't necessarily belong to women.

[Colleen]

This is true.

[Bob]

Which is a much larger conversation for a different time. Heidi and Heidi decided to be like, kind of like Eeyore, which fits her mood for the past couple. Yeah.

[Colleen]

And this just wasn't like. I don't know, like, it just was not great.

[Bob]

I don't. I don't. Like, she kept being like, the details, like a belly button ring and, like, nipples. Like, those.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Are.

[Bob]

Those. Are those like the. Just like. I could see if this cat suit was, like, intricate.

[Colleen]

Right, Right.

[Bob]

But I was like. I was like, detail. What detail?

[Colleen]

I mean, look, listen. And I have a. I have a catsuit spray painted by. By Troy for to look like scarlet. If you're gonna do something like this, you get it, like, spray painted to give the realness that you're trying to do. And to be honest, the makeup wasn't as strong as I think she wanted it to be. And, yeah, she kept on, like, yelling at us about these details and. Which forced me to look close. And I was like, baby, no, I shouldn't be looking closer. This wasn't great.

[Bob]

Yeah. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't like this look. I do not like this look. Let's move on to Kahana, Montreal. Reminding us of this booty is full of mysteries.

[Colleen]

I actually.

[Bob]

No mysteries. Silicone.

[Colleen]

I fucking love this. I love that she got these shoes. Whatever she did, she got these shoes made to match the whole look completely. I love. She has, like, the old time, like, 50s. Doc, what is the thing? Why did doctors have this on their foreheads? What was that?

[Bob]

I think it reflects light.

[Colleen]

Is that how they would get light to look into your crevasses?

[Bob]

As Nicole Bow would say, I think it reflects light. I don't know why else a doctor would have that on their head. Because you can't see it if it's on your own head. Why do doctors wear forehead reflectors? Wear reflectors. The disc is known as a head mirror, and it helps visualize various body cavities of interest.

[Colleen]

I think you may be right. It probably has something to do with getting light in there back in the day.

[Bob]

Called a head mirror.

[Colleen]

A head mirror? Yeah. I think that head mirror is a

[Bob]

sample of diagnostic device stereotypically worn by physicians, but less so in recent decades. They became somewhat obsolete. A head mirror is mostly used for. For examination of the ear, nose and throat.

[Colleen]

I think you're right, Bob. Look at you. You're so smart. My little. My little smart little. Little Columbus cookie.

[Bob]

It feels patronizing. Let's go on to.

[Colleen]

We're not talking about. I think looks very hot. I love the. You know, I love when a thinks about the shoe. And you can tell she got. Either she got a shoe painted or covered. So it all was one cohesive thing. I think Kahana looks great and I think she looks stunning.

[Bob]

Yeah, she does look really good. I agree. And her butt looks really nice.

[Colleen]

It looks great.

[Bob]

Let's go on to the lovely Laa girl. I do not like this outfit, and I don't like this hair or this outfit.

[Colleen]

I like the hair. I think the hair itself could have worked, but, like the back just didn't work. And I think.

[Bob]

And I.

[Colleen]

It may. It maybe okay if she did. I get that she didn't want to show. Maybe she just wanted to. Because I don't think she was really padded because I don't know why she put.

[Bob]

She wasn't padded because she wanted to show her ass.

[Colleen]

Yeah, but I don't know why she put that mesh jade.

[Bob]

Like if the.

[Colleen]

If the back was all of her skin, but just having just that one. Just her cheeks cut out, look weird. And then the pants a little too baggy. I don't. I don't know. And then the jewelry back there.

[Bob]

Maybe the mesh is there to make them pan. They have. The pants have to be held together by something. Right. Otherwise they just be flapping in the front.

[Colleen]

True. Then it should. It should have been tighter to the skin and closer. I don't.

[Bob]

I don't.

[Colleen]

I don't know. This just is not great. But I think she looks beautiful from the neck up. I love this hair and makeup. I think the hair and makeup looks beautiful and it fits the vibe with this. Like.

[Bob]

I didn't say her. I didn't say anything about her makeup. I said her hair.

[Colleen]

I didn't say. You said anything about the makeup. I didn't say anything about the makeup.

[Bob]

Monet's like, I don't think your hair and makeup look like. I do not think her hair and makeup Looked like shit.

[Colleen]

I said, I'm. Neither do I. I said I like her hair and makeup. I said she was great from the neck up. And I think the hair fits the vibe of this, like, cool R and B bitch singing suit situation. But the back was just a mess with this. And look at the picture. It looked like she's shitting diamonds.

[Bob]

I don't like the front of the suit.

[Colleen]

If it was. I'm saying, if it was tailored more, I would have liked it.

[Bob]

Let's go on to our Fame Games. So, Monica, Beverly Hills. I don't. I don't like this look.

[Colleen]

Like, I don't. How is this ass? The world turns around.

[Bob]

I think. I think. I think the fringe covers her ass a little bit less, maybe. Or like, I think.

[Colleen]

No, this is a bad look, Monica. I'm sorry.

[Bob]

Yeah, I. Yeah, everyone has Naysha Lopez.

[Colleen]

I think this is cool. But this is, again, a little safe, maybe. But this gown is stunning.

[Bob]

A lot of people have a very similar idea. You know what I mean? But, yeah, nature's Lopez looks. Looks good. It's a little safe, but. But it does look good. She has a great ass, too. And Ms. Casa Davis's outfit is. Is not great. It is. I do not live, I do not laugh, and I do not love this garment. This is that fabric that I used to have.

[Colleen]

I know,

[Bob]

except my dress was prettier.

[Colleen]

You're so funny, Bob.

[Bob]

Humor. So let's go into. So let's talk about the videos. Okay. So in group one, which was Darienne Lake, Mrs. Kasha Davis, and Alexis Michelle. I actually did laugh out loud at the. Sorry. Darren Lake, Alexis Michelle, and James Mansfield. And I laugh when they cut to that footage of the ship being tossed around in the water. I don't know why that was so funny to me. I love a cut to footage that's clearly not shot by the same production company. Something like that is so funny to me. So I didn't laugh very much when that part happened. Other than that, I didn't laugh too much. I really enjoyed. I mean, I enjoyed. I was. I was kind of weird. Like, it's obvious they were choosing celebrities based on what they had.

[Colleen]

Oh, no.

[Bob]

There.

[Colleen]

No, I think. I think that's. No. Do you think that you think Andorra, the lady from Bewitch, was a character? They had that thing. Those are their points of reference.

[Bob]

Well, I happen to already know that. I know for a fact that Alex Michelle has that outfit, because I love that dress. And I saw her posted on Instagram, like, a Year or two ago. And I remember going, oh, my God, I love this dress. It is a recreation of a. It's a take on a dress worn by. What's her name? Hello, gorgeous.

[Colleen]

Barbra Streisand.

[Bob]

Barbra Streisand. So I know that she already has that dress, but I also don't think their production would ever make something that nice for a, like, James Mansfield dress. Production would not make something nice to James Mansfield's dress for them.

[Colleen]

No, that's not true. I've been. These days, like, everything that we wore in the old Christmas production made for us.

[Bob]

That's all. Wow. Somebody.

[Colleen]

Somebody gets on hbo. I mean, I'm sorry. Excuse me, Max. And they out here, they're like, first

[Bob]

of all, I'm on hbo. First of all, I was on h. I'm on HBO proper, honey.

[Colleen]

I. Yeah, so. So when you say what they had, you mean, like, you. You don't mean what Drag Race had. You mean what, like, they. What the girls brought with them.

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah. Girls just had. They're like, well, what? This. This could be Agnes Morehead, the most random celebrity we could think of.

[Colleen]

When they were saying, like, these celebrities, I'm like, can y' all please do some more current stuff? Like, why are we going so far back?

[Bob]

Like.

[Colleen]

Like, I.

[Bob]

Well, Marilyn Monroe is not that rare. Agnes Morgan is wild. That is out of pocket.

[Colleen]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I didn't even know she was. I assumed she was dead, but I didn't. I certainly didn't know.

[Colleen]

And that's. That. That's Andor. Right.

[Bob]

Yes.

[Colleen]

I was like. She said. She said. And I knew it was Andorra, because I knew it was Alexis. So it was a little dated, and I'm using context clues to realize who it was. But I was like, this the reference y' all gonna make?

[Bob]

Yeah. It was odd. It was a very odd choice. Very, very odd. But I think that they Now. They. Now that they chose this idea, they're like. They were, like, scrambling to see what celebrities they could do without diving into their Snatch Game.

[Colleen]

Yeah. Yeah, true. Which is next week, the second group. Again, I thought Jimbo was clearly the standoff in the group, even from Jimbo's first entrance. Coming into the scene was very funny, and I think Jimbo was easily the standout of the group.

[Bob]

Yeah. When the scene was done, all Michelle Visage said was, wow. She's like, I'm still gonna be stoic. I'm not giving you bitches anything. You get wow. And, yeah, I didn't mind it. I still think that I laughed more. I didn't, like, necessarily laugh a lot. I just love that voice that Heidi and I love the portrayal that Heidi and Lala Ri were doing.

[Colleen]

Me too. I laughed the most of theirs. I really did. I left the Jimbo and I laughed at Heidi and Kahana. I mean, Heidi and Lala, I genuinely thought that they were the strongest duo. And it just sucks that they judged it as a team this time. And also, going in, I'll be like, can you let us know before y' all watch the video how we're judging when we're doing the roles? Tell me if we're gonna be teens or individuals.

[Bob]

Well, you know they're not gonna do that.

[Colleen]

I know.

[Bob]

I do think that group two seemed a little. It was a scotch. One note. The idea was a little bit. One note for me.

[Colleen]

Yeah.

[Bob]

But I mean, that's fine. Group three, we're going to talk about Kahana, Heidi and Lala Ri. Something really took me when Lala Re said. When. When. When Kahana said my tucking panties.

[Colleen]

What?

[Bob]

I don't know why it was so funny to me because, like, there's, like, Lala Ri and fucking Hyder doing all this, like, intense work and then kind of set up and said, my tucking panties. It was so bland. But something about that just really tickled me. And not in a great way, but it tickled me pink.

[Colleen]

I also thought.

[Bob]

Also, I don't understand how the paint. Like, what? Like, I don't understand how the panties work. Like, what do the panties do? Like, do the panties make you. They just make you a better drag queen? Do the panties encourage the judges to like you more? Do the panties get you gigs? What do the panties do?

[Colleen]

I don't think we found out what the panties do, but we did find out that they just did it wrong. They stole. They smelt them, but you have to put them on as well. And I thought it was very funny when they were going to, like. I thought I liked Lala's voice. What's that character Lala is doing? I know you like Heidi's voice. I enjoyed Lala's bit more. And I thought. I just thought they were so great. And it sucks that they didn't win because I thought that they. I thought Heidi had a good Runway. Wait, did I like Heidi's Runway? No.

[Bob]

No.

[Colleen]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Or Lala Ray's Runway.

[Colleen]

Damn.

[Bob]

Double homicide.

[Colleen]

Yeah, damn double homicide. Well, do you know about.

[Bob]

Do you know what double homicide? Where that's from?

[Colleen]

Yes, I've seen the clip. I don't remember exactly. Where. But I've seen the clip before.

[Bob]

It was. It was one of those.

[Colleen]

Oh, Jocelyn. Jocelyn. Cabaret.

[Bob]

Yeah. And then. And then.

[Colleen]

Yes. God, it's all coming back. It's all coming back.

[Bob]

And I think. I think the girl said that she had, like, it was something about an abortion.

[Colleen]

Yeah. And then the other girl goes, damn, double homicide.

[Bob]

Damn, double homicide. I think she said she aborted twins and delays. Girls. Damn, double homicide. It was something like that. And then the girl's like, why would you say that? She goes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Colleen]

Are we doing a podcast after this?

[Bob]

I don't know, Jacob.

[Colleen]

Okay, girl, I gotta catch up with some. I gotta catch you up with some stuff.

[Bob]

Anyway. Okay. So in the judging, we found out that Alexa Michelle, first of all, Alex Michelle really threw down, like, under the bus.

[Colleen]

I was heated. I was heated because she. Because she framed.

[Bob]

Like.

[Colleen]

I would like to apologize and, like, act like she's about to be like,

[Bob]

for this, we put on the Runway and just. I want to personally apologize for my teammates.

[Colleen]

I was like, alexis, that was just so. I would have slapped this.

[Bob]

They were. You're right. They were. They were bad people, not good people.

[Colleen]

Oh, but, like, just. Oh, that. I was heated for Darian, and Darian was like, well, I'm not gonna sit here. It's like, I'm gonna, like, like, take

[Bob]

up for our thing.

[Colleen]

I thought it was great. Like, like, when you have committed to this thing. Okay, I have two minds, right? One mind. I would be like, Alexis, like, she's trying to save herself and, like, not be eliminated. But also, I'm like, bitch, you committed to do it, and we did the thing. So now that they didn't like it, now you want to say that you. It wasn't your idea. That's shady.

[Bob]

Yeah. And then we find out that Jimbo wins this challenge, and Darion Lake, Alexis, Michelle, and James Mansfield are all in the bottle. I did not watch Untucked yet, but I'm sure that Heidi is having a conniption fit right now in Untucked, or at least a silent treatment. And then Jimbo reveals to us that. That she has never won a lip sync in the history. In three seasons of Drag Race, she has never won a lip sync.

[Colleen]

And we. And for good reason. She's terrible at it.

[Bob]

She's not great. She's not great. Chanel came out. Chanel is a lipstick assassin. They lip sync to reputation, and Chanel wins. The money rolls over. Someone next week has a chance to win $20,000 for a lip sync. And then the girls all vote. And the votes all. I don't know that they all. I didn't watch untucked yet, but over most of them go to Darien Lake. And of course, James re upped. James said we're gonna. I'm gonna keep doing it till it works.

[Colleen]

Do you want these black shoes? You want these black boots here?

[Bob]

I can't really see them. They don't really speak to me. Thank you for the offer, though. I would never wear that shoe until

[Colleen]

you have an outfit that you need it for.

[Bob]

Watch.

[Colleen]

Oh, watch.

[Bob]

Ooh.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Ooh.

[Bob]

When you ever see me wearing like. Like an ankle booty.

[Colleen]

Oh, we're here. You don't know what.

[Bob]

I've never worn an ankle booty.

[Colleen]

Listen, all I'm saying is, mark my words, there's going to be a time Bob's gonna need those shoes. I'm going to play this clip on my social media.

[Bob]

You seem upset because I didn't take the shoe off. I don't want the shoe.

[Colleen]

Okay, then don't ever get the shoe then.

[Bob]

Okay. I'm not. I'm never asking for this shoe.

[Colleen]

Okay.

[Bob]

You seem mad that I did not want this. This shoe that you offered that I. That I don't want. I didn't ask you for. I didn't come to your house and beg you for the shoe. Do you. Do you want this comb? Yes. Do you want this? Because one day. One day. What a weird. I. I got a really fierce pair of shoes. You want to see them? Hold on. Black like that. Before you say anything. They're not for drag. Before you say anything.

[Colleen]

Thank you, Jacob. Yeah. You do wear booties.

[Bob]

That's not the same shoe.

[Colleen]

But it's a booty.

[Bob]

But it's not.

[Shannon Maldonado]

That's.

[Bob]

That's. That's very different. This has buckles and straps. It's not the same thing. This shoe. I am obsessed with this shoe. This is not for drag.

[Colleen]

Oh, that's cute.

[Bob]

This is not for drag. I am obsessed with this shoe.

[Colleen]

Is it Rick Owens?

[Bob]

No, it's Ciro.

[Colleen]

That's very cute.

[Bob]

You can't see it, but I.

[Colleen]

Why can't you wear it in drag? Why can't you wear it in drag? What's wrong with wearing a drag?

[Bob]

It just doesn't speak to me. For drag doesn't speak to me. Love doesn't speak to me.

[Colleen]

Those are cute.

[Bob]

Anyway, they vote. Darren Lake goes home. Upstate New York has two more queens to perform at their bars.

[Colleen]

Oh, wow, Bob, that sounds a little shady.

[Bob]

And mean, why is that shady? They do work at the bars. You think working at. You think working at bars is shady?

[Colleen]

No, but you know, you know, you know, you know, you know. That came out shady.

[Bob]

Very interesting take you have there.

[Shannon Maldonado]

There.

[Bob]

Very interesting take you have there. So you. You don't work at bars anymore? Now you think it's.

[Colleen]

I do work at bars. I literally work.

[Bob]

I literally worked at MC are literally pieces of actual.

[Colleen]

On my nuts.

[Bob]

I'm not into. Whatever you. Whatever you and Annie into, that's your business.

[Colleen]

And you.

[Bob]

You can feel free to do that in the privacy of your own home. But on this podcast, I will not be on your nuts. Thank you so much. Who's gonna win season eight? Who's gonna win season eight?

[Colleen]

As of right now, Jimbo is winning for sure.

[Bob]

Yeah, I was saying candy before, but it. Look, it's. It's giving Jimbo, but it's too early. Like, there's no way Jimbo can keep this up, right?

[Colleen]

Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I think I. Something's definitely gonna change later on, but right now, I think the top two, the contenders are Jimbo and Yessica Wilds.

[Bob]

And if she has the lip sync for the crown, Jimbo is not gonna win that. I think Jimbo can. If they bring in Trixie. Jimbo. If they bring in Trixie the lipstick assassin, Jimbo can win. Jimbo has a chance.

[Colleen]

Oh, my God. That fucking. Anyway, that was wild.

[Bob]

All right, we'll see y' all next week. All right?