Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S8EP6 "JOAN: The Unauthorized Rusical!" Review

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: Sibling Watchery – RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S8EP6 "JOAN: The Unauthorized Rusical!" Review

Date: June 14, 2023
Hosts: Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

This raucous episode of Sibling Watchery finds Bob and Monét breaking down RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 8, Episode 6—the highly-anticipated "JOAN: The Unauthorized Rusical!" The pair dive deep into the drama, performances, fashion, and behind-the-scenes politics of the episode, all with their signature banter and incisive humor. The theme: a homage to Joan Crawford and the challenge of Ru-sicals, with a Grace Jones-focused runway.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Pre-Show Chatter — Banter, Birthdays, and Drag Race Life

• Emotional Stories: Monét reminisces about crying to Brandy’s "Never Say Never" as a kid (01:25).
• Personality Tests: Bob shares that he took the 16 Personalities test, got "The Debater," and jokes about failing a drug test (02:55).
• Promotion and Poking Fun: Bob promotes his comedy special Woke Man in a Dress (03:20); Monét jokes about her foot surgery and Bianca Del Rio’s infamous feet (06:33).

Drag Race Episode and Contestant Dynamics

• Kahanna Montrese’s Elimination: They discuss the selection process and the cast's willingness to vote out Kahana (08:04).
• Jimbo’s Lip Sync Struggles & Fan Theories: Debating whether Jimbo is "faking" her lip sync losses; both hosts don’t buy it, crediting nerves/performance anxiety (08:58, 09:35).
• Kandy & Heidi Fallout: Musings about whether Heidi's dramatic exit was warranted and its potential impacts on Kandy's standing (09:51, 10:14).
• Drag Race's Psychological Toll: Monét empathizes with contestants’ heightened emotions during filming (10:55).

Joan Crawford, Feud, and Musical References

• Joan Crawford Room Transformation: The workroom is now a shrine to Joan, with a lone Faye Dunaway pic (11:36).
• Rusical Anticipation: Both hosts are impressed with Leland's songwriting, and dream up a future Sibling Rivalry musical (14:29-15:32).
• Old Hollywood Chat: Monét admits to not liking black-and-white films or "old movies," with Bob defending classics (16:54-17:59).

“RuPaul is clearly picked sides on the feud. Clearly, the writers of Drag Race hate Bette Davis.”
—Monét X Change (19:07)

Assigning Roles & Mainstage Drama

• Casting Chaos: Candy asserts herself for the famous "no wire hangers" role. Alexis pushes back—sparking a relatable conversation about group assignments (20:39-21:19).
• Role Auditions: Kandy and Jessica are forced into an audition-off for the same part, with Kandy coming out on top (23:13).

Rehearsals, Musical Numbers & Performance Critique

• Recording Challenges: Praise for James’s voice; debate about fairness of critiquing singing on Drag Race, given varying musical backgrounds and auto-tuning (24:55-26:24).
• Speech Impediments & Representation: Appreciation for Kandy Muse overcoming her speech impediment, and how some queens incorporate theirs into their persona (29:38-30:09).
• Theater Kid Cringe: Alexis Michelle’s theater-kid energy gets a loving roast (30:29).

“I kind of love cringe people...like, cringe. I mean, you and I are good buddies. I love a cringe queen, honey.”
—Bob The Drag Queen (31:02)

• Choreography with Adam Shankman: The queens are gagged by celebrity director Adam Shankman’s presence; his rehearsal critiques, and his high-kick demonstration, are a highlight (19:12, 31:22).

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Joan: The Unauthorized Rusical – Reviews & Analysis

• Universal Praise: Both Bob and Monét agree; this is one of the best Rusicals ever with strong performances across the board (16:16, 34:05).
• Top Contenders: They single out Jessica Wild, Alexis Michelle, and Kandy Muse for special mention (34:18).
• Who Was Robbed: Both feel Alexis Michelle deserved the win—her "patter song" was the hardest part and she nailed it (34:55, 38:34, 52:31).
• Critique of Critiques: Some of the notes from the judges—especially on musicality and pitch—don’t land, since most contestants aren’t singers and the musical is auto-tuned (25:24-26:24).

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Runway Rundown: Grace Jones Eleganza

General Consensus: Hosts are largely unimpressed with most queens’ takes on the Grace Jones runway—critiquing concept, execution, and lack of boldness.

Notable Runway Critiques (39:07–47:52):

• Kahanna Montrese: “I’m sick of the feathers in your head…It’s giving repetitive at this point.” —Bob (39:48)
• James Mansfield: Too blocky; fit issues; disliked the "pop tart" silhouette (40:46–41:02).
• Kandy Muse: Divided opinions—Monét likes the avant-garde leotard, Bob dislikes it for not being enough like the original Grace Jones gown (41:39–42:30).
• Lala Ri: Didn’t use the mask enough; hosts wish she played harder on runway and leaned into her physical resemblance to Grace (44:14–44:33).
• Jimbo: Debate over her interpretation—Monét dislikes how the corset changes the “panty and bra” silhouette, Bob dislikes the “hair hat,” but likes the overall look (47:18–47:52).
• Fame Game Looks: Praised Mrs. Kasha Davis and Darienne Lake for their post-elimination runways (49:01–49:22).

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Judging, Lip-Sync, and Eliminations

Who Should Have Won & Who Went Home

• Kandy was awarded the win, but Bob and Monét feel Alexis Michelle was robbed (52:26–52:31).
• Jimbo and Alexis declared safe—a decision Monét questions, believing Jimbo underperformed the most in the Rusical (51:39–51:58).
• Bottom Two: Kahana Montrese and James Mansfield—both agree with the judges on this (52:10).
• Elimination Process: Everyone voted for James, which surprises them given last week’s votes for Kahana (54:45–55:00).

Lip Sync Highlights

• Song: “I’m Not Perfect, But I’m Perfect For You” by Grace Jones
• Kandy vs. Angeria: Kandy wins. Bob notes, “the more Kandy dances…the more you realize how ill-fitting this leotard is” (53:54).

"Kandy was a big highlight…for me, it was between Candy, Jessica, and Alexis."
—Bob The Drag Queen (34:15)

Exit Chats

• James Leaves: Leaves as a strong Fame Games contender, discussed for her great run on the season and strong social media game (55:38–57:34).
• Fame Game Strategies: Bob predicts James will outcompete others on social, unless Jimbo ends up there (56:42).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Role Auctions:
  “If it came down to me and they were like, you all have to decide, baby, I will shut down production before I just give you a role.”
  —Bob The Drag Queen (21:37)

• On Theater Kid Energy:
  “Anyway, and when they are rehearsing with Adam Shankman, he was like just laughing at people … Adam kicked that leg, got up there.”
  —Monét X Change (31:22)

• On Fairness of Musical Critiques:
  “I don’t think it’s fair to critique on [pitch]. I mean, again, musicality, I think you can because…you have to be musical in the thing. But…these things are autotuned to high fucking heaven.”
  —Monét X Change (26:09)

• On Social Media Fame Game Strategy:
  “James is really good at social media…she’s not playing. She’s like, ‘I want that 50K, mama!’”
  —Monét X Change (57:34)

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Fun Sidebars & Tangents

• Old Movies & Generational Taste: Monét doesn’t get the hype for black-and-white films, leading to a debate on acting styles and nostalgia (16:54–17:59).
• Grace Jones Runway Ideas: Monét and Bob both propose bolder, more iconic looks they’d have chosen for the runway (44:49–45:44).
• Classic "Sibling" Bickering: Arguments over who borrowed whose idea for a Grace Jones white face look, ribbing about family wealth, and green screens (44:49, 59:15, 59:52).

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Episode Timeline / Timestamps

• 01:25 — Childhood music memories & emotional vulnerability (Brandy, heartbreak)
• 09:35 — Jimbo’s lip sync struggles
• 10:55 — Heidi’s exit & Drag Race psychological impact
• 11:36 — Joan Crawford shrine in the werk room
• 14:29 — Rusical songwriting praise for Leland
• 16:54 — Old Hollywood & black-and-white movie debate
• 19:12 — Adam Shankman as celebrity guest director
• 20:39 — “No wire hangers” role drama; group role assignment debate
• 24:55 — James’s singing and the fairness of vocal critiques
• 34:05 — Standout Rusical performances and who should've won
• 39:07 — Start of runway critiques
• 51:39 — Safe queens: Alexis and Jimbo, disagreement over Jimbo’s safety
• 53:03 — Lip sync and elimination wrap-up
• 55:38 — Fame Games predictions and James’s social media
• 57:34 — Closing: Social strategy, personal updates, and classic Sibling bickering

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Final Thoughts

Sibling Watchery delivers a thorough, no-holds-barred review of this Drag Race All Stars episode—focusing not just on the competition's result, but also critiquing production, performance fairness, and the ever-present social game. Expect candid takes, playful feuding, and mutual adoration for both the challenges and the queens themselves—especially the theater kids and those brave enough to be cringe.

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For the best time, cue up the timestamps for your favorite segments, and let Bob and Monét be your guides through this high-camp, high-drama Drag Race affair!

Transcript

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[Monet X Change]

Have you ever had to use a makeup wipe to wipe your butt?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Love somebody so much it made you cry? Have you ever needed something so bad?

[Monet X Change]

I love that song. Not used to. I still love it,

[Bob The Drag Queen]

but they don't come. Alright. Oh, we do a clap slide.

[Monet X Change]

1, 2, 3. 3. Um, so that was one of. That was the first album. My aunt bought me that album. That's from the Brandy Never say Never album. And I remember like vividly being 7 years old or 8 years old and having my CD player listening to that song Bob and crying in my bed. When I tell you, like crying, crying. But because, but I don't know. Yes, I had love. My mom, my dad, whatever. But so like I was like crying like I was going through a breakup. I was like having like an emotional journey to this song. Like, I was like, yeah, I love him. I love him so much.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You know, I'm gonna try to convince Monat to do a Patreon exclusive where she reads through some of her diary entries. Oh my God.

[Monet X Change]

We did, we did, we recorded, we recorded one. I don't know whatever happened to it. Jacob, where is it?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Monet. I don't know what life Monet was living, what Monet was going through, but this is a sad, depressed child. I was depressed, love stricken, grieving, grieving. Relationships like, like they were marriages. This bitch is fully in third grade.

[Monet X Change]

Grieving relationship she was going through. I was like, it was sixth, seventh, eighth grade.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You've always been romantic.

[Monet X Change]

I've always been romantic. Do you consider yourself a romantic?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No. I took this test last night and

[Monet X Change]

apparently I'm a drug test. And you're riddled.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I failed. I failed because of the heroin. Now I. Well, apparently I got the debater. This may shock you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Okay, well, what kind of tested it? Like, what was it testing? Like, what type of personality you are.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What's it called? The 16 personalities.

[Monet X Change]

Can you send it to me? I want to do it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But also, just so you all know, this month some really great stuff's going on, and I want to remind you all that you can this month, on my birthday, if you want to celebrate my birthday with me, you can watch my stand up comedy special, Woke man in a Dress. Exclusive available exclusively on the Sibling Rivalry Patreon. Check out Woke man in a Dress. It's basically a comedy special and a half. It's. It's my last comedy special with an additional 30 minutes and the jokes are 10 times funnier.

[Monet X Change]

I have not seen it, but I do agree because, you know, Bob has. Bob. Bob has his super secret special he wants to send to me.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, my God, you're ridiculous. I'll send it to you literally as we're doing this.

[Monet X Change]

This is not rivalry.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What do you have? Wait, before. Before we go, what do you. You have something you need to promote, don't you?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, I don't know. Well, apparently Monet is a cold attache in Canada to the US Cause she's hanging out with a serial blackface artist. Justin Trudeau. Justin thick ass. Justin thick in the bottom. Trudeau.

[Monet X Change]

Is he thick in the bottom?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

His ass is fat.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know. I guess I don't look at asses. I look at the front.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Did you ask him about the smoke going through your home today? I did.

[Monet X Change]

That was the first thing I said. I said, now, Justin. Now he's talking about these figures now. Nah, he gonna fix these figures now. I took that picture of people like Monet. He is killing.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He is.

[Monet X Change]

This is not funny. People are like, I can't believe he took a picture of Justin Chudeau. He is literally killing people with fire in New York. I said, I don't think that's true. He is not killing people with fire in New York. There's literally a comment on my TikTok. I can't believe he posted Justin Trudeau. He is literally killing Americans. I was like, that is not true.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, also, another side note is that Monet and I posted a video of us called Guessing White Women on the patreon on our YouTube page. And girl, the reverse racism group is. They're like, what if this was with black people? Go do it. Go do it. Also at the end of the video, we do the same thing with black people. Didn't even watch the whole video. We literally. And I was, by the way, just as bad.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Bob is.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not the one. I know faces and names. Bob is the one. They don't remember. It's so weird you don't remember that,

[Bob The Drag Queen]

but I know the roles they played.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you're bad at remembering that stuff, but I'm bad at remembering everything else. Like, I was like Monet. Remember when I was, like, where we went? Like, Monet, we have a podcast. I was like, since when? How long?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But you would name. I was very impressive how you know names. But I'm good with the little details. But, like, the big overarching details are just. They escape. Like, names. They escape.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, you look so handsome.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Thank you. I'm kind of obsessing with my neck.

[Monet X Change]

What's wrong with your neck? What's wrong with your neck?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I think I have some hyperpigmentation. And, you know, I have these, like, razor bumps that I've had since I was, like, 19 years old. They can't go away, but luckily they're in the crevice of my neck, though, so.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I'm getting foot surgery.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

I'm getting foot surgery, girl. I'm getting these little corns. I have. I have corns on my.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Are you getting them reduced?

[Monet X Change]

They're taking.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Getting a foot reduction. You gonna go down to a size 15?

[Monet X Change]

It's 16. 15 was too small. It could have gone that small. I'm getting my little corns removed, and I'm not gonna be able to wear heels for two weeks.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You know, Lil Mama Bianca Del Rio had a foot surgery, and she.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Bianca, Bianca, Bianca. Feet look like something out of Lord of the Ring. I'm happy she got her feet. The Riyanka's feet were wretched, deaf things.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I never seen them.

[Monet X Change]

You never seen Bianca's feet?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No. I mean, I can't talk. I will never come for a foot. My foot is. Baby, I will never. I have no room in my shoes or in my life to talk about anyone's feet.

[Monet X Change]

Bianca's feet look like Agatha Olonge put a fucking hex on them. Okay? Them feet look like they've been cursed for a century or two. So I'm happy. I mean, mine aren't that bad, obviously. I just. Mine is more a vanity thing. There's, like, two little corns I want to get removed. So I'm like, I'm going to do it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I heard Bianca Feit look like monkey

[Monet X Change]

paws, but they look like monkeypox.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Started the Canada wildfires.

[Monet X Change]

All right, let's talk about. We are 10 minutes in. We got to talk about the show.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So in the fall, I realized that Kahana Matrice was chosen by everyone except herself. Bitch. They all said, kahana, you have to. We need you to leave. I feel so stupid. What Mo.

[Monet X Change]

Because in the note, I said, everyone chose Kahanna except one person, but they're not talking about who chose Jessica. Kahanna chose Jessica.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I was like, you are my friend. You are beautiful. You have so many talents. You are a queer icon. You are the Rose Nyland of my life. I've said this a thousand times. You are the rose nylon of my life.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, this is so weird. Everyone is just glazing over the fact that one person chose Jessica. Literally. If I know the thing, I can't anyway.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was Kahana.

[Monet X Change]

Kahana.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Jimbo is very upset about losing. There's this theory online about her faking her lip syncs. I don't believe in it. Jimbo is. No, Jimbo's bad. Jimbo is. Jimbo is distraught about how horribly she's performing in these lip syncs.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And I was like. I was like. And sometimes the pot was up to, like, $30,000. I was like, if Jimbo is giving away all that money just to. Just to. For some bid online, that is insane. I was like, no. Like, Jimbo is. She's, like, crying. She's like. She's like, I'm really. And she. She said she's really good in real life. I mean, the girlies say that, though Jimbo is doing what Jimbo do. Like, maybe the pressure of Drag Race

[Bob The Drag Queen]

is getting her is a good audience response that she maybe doesn't realize that she's not a great lip synchronized.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And which is fine. Everybody does not have to be good at everything. Maybe Jimbo is not a fierce lip singer. Jimbo is very funny. Jimbo's a good actress. Jimbo can do improv, and you just. I'm not a lip syncer.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm.

[Monet X Change]

I'm. I'm sorry, girl. I'm sorry to tell you, but you're not.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So Kandy is still. It seems like Candy's still a little bit upset with Heidi. Heidi. And she's like, I hope that this is not, like, gonna affect anyone's thinking of me here. And Jimbo is like, I don't care what happens. I'm gonna hold up my end of the alliance. So I don't care if she is shaped. I don't care what I'm gonna do. My part of the alliance, which is really honorable.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. Kandi's hoping that Heidi's last comments don't, like, taint the rest of the competition for her. And I'm like, honestly, if it was me, it would, I would be like, yeah, I don't trust this bitch. No. But last episode you didn't say, do you think Kandi really said that? Like, what do you think happened?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You know, the truth is I don't really know Kandi or Heidi well enough to discern whether or not they would do some strategy or trick. I don't really know them personally or nor from their seasons well enough. Candy seems like a pretty honest person. It might be a misunderstanding. Maybe Candy was like, I would. Maybe Candy says something like, it makes sense to want to send Jimbo home. And then Heidi read that as, I'm going to send Jimbo home. That's a possibility.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Yeah. I, I, you know, I understand Heidi left her whole mental well being and she just wasn't. But now looking back, I'm like, again, I can't doing Drag Race. It is an experience. And when you're there, emotions are heightened, feelings are heightened. You really kind of sometimes make snap decisions. And on social media, Heidi does not seem to regret it, but I think she did a mistake. She should have stayed. She should have stayed and finished out the competition. I think she did a mistake. She made a mistake.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Only time will tell.

[Monet X Change]

Right?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Time. And Gertolano. So the next day, the next day they walk because she got kicked out because she left too, remember?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, right.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

The next day they walk in and all the pictures of RuPaul around the room have been replaced with pictures of Joan Crawford and one picture of Faye Dunaway.

[Monet X Change]

This looks, this is familiar. On All Stars 7 or on All Stars 4, they replaced the runes with Judy Garland. Why was that? Why did we have Judy? Oh, the makeover challenge goes to my best Judy. That happened in our season as well.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That wasn't All Stars 7. That was your first All Stars.

[Monet X Change]

All Stars 4. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They rehearsed with all the Judy Garland. I like when they do that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I know your experience is better than you. Why do I know your experience is better than you? What's going on here?

[Monet X Change]

Zika's Gravin, you know, but I have had a gig every day for this entire month and. Okay, but it's also like, like the one last night finished at 1am and our flight was 6. 6am So I had to wake up.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Another club. Bus club. Another club. No sleep, no time. Gig. Another gig. We all working, Monae. Okay, I work, too. This may shock you, but I also work.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, honey, this is the thing of me saying. I.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I'm in the tropics right now. Look, I'm. I'm in the tropics right now.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I can't afford to vacation when the fuck we want to. Okay, I wish. And this was me.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

This was me on the moon. Look, now I'm in the moon.

[Monet X Change]

And that was true. Oh, my God. It's your birthday month. Are you. You know what I. Can I tell you how I knew that Bob was one of, like, one of my soulmates and someone that I could be friends with and love forever? Is that you're not a birthday person. People who are birthday people fucking get on my nerves. It's like, it's my birthday month, baby. It's my birthday week. That shit is so irritating to me. It's too fucking much.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I like to have a low key birthday. I. I'll either do nothing or just have a. Or have a dinner. Like a small dinner, too.

[Monet X Change]

I love that a lot of you

[Bob The Drag Queen]

don't know this, but Monet and Jacob have the same birthday, so. And Jacob's also not a crazy birthday person, so I really lucked out. Cause it could if. If I had two birthday people who. Who are literally like the closest people to me, who are both. It would drive me crazy. It's too much. But I don't think I've spent either of your birthdays with you for the past couple years.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I worked with you in 2021, Jacob.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

When's the last time I was with you for your birth. Wait, we were together in 2021.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We were together for your birthday in 2021.

[Monet X Change]

For your birthday. I had me. I took you to dinner for your birthday.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't think I've been with you or Jacob for your birthdays for the past, like four years maybe.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's by design. I think you've obviously chosen. Look, right now, you're literally in Saint Tropez right now, so you could be everywhere all at once. I am.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I am. Michelle. Yeah. So anyway, which just up front, can I just say, this was one of the best rusicals.

[Monet X Change]

Let me find out.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Leland. Leland is in his rusical bag. Leland said. Oh, y' all thought that the. Don't say gay wounds, y'. All. I'm about to get quote crazy. Like, Leland Wigloose was, Was wild. Is in his. Like, Leland needs to go to Broadway already. Like, Leland is so good, so very talented, funny, so clever. Like, Leland, we need to get Leland on the pod. We need to get Leland on the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I, I, I talk to Leland all the time. Leland and I, we always see each other at events. We've been to a few house parties together. Leland's. And it's. And I, I hate that we're doing the LA thing, where every time we see each other, we're like, let's hang out. Let's get lunch. I'm like, yeah, yeah, let's do it. And we never do it. So, Leland, if you haven't seen this clip, we're getting fucking lunch, bitch. Like, we're going to do it. Instead of just talking about.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, bring one. The pod. Can you do a musical episode of Sibling Rivalry?

[Monet X Change]

Bob? What do you mean, a musical?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We'll do the musical episode of Sibling Rivalry and what?

[Monet X Change]

He's going to write a song for us.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He's going to write a musical for us. He's going to write us a musical. We'll pay him.

[Monet X Change]

I don't, I don't know if RuPaul's Draggers is paying Leland. I don't know if we can afford to pay Leland what Leland's rate is.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, we'll find out. Leland. If y' all want Leland to do Sibling Rivalry, the musical, let us know.

[Monet X Change]

We gotta hurry up for a comic

[Bob The Drag Queen]

and Tricky do it. No, they can afford it.

[Monet X Change]

Do you, do you, do you know

[Bob The Drag Queen]

the scene from Mommy Dearest?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I mean, I've seen the movie so many times. I love Mommy. Well, which one?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That RuPaul thing in the message, the fight scene where she goes, why did you stop me?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not one of your fans.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, so good. And did you watch Feud? I'm about, say, you know, I'm not a huge. Okay, I feel like you can't say this because, like, whenever, you know, whenever the queens talk about this, this one guy, he, like, gets like, he like, he like, he, like mentions it and stuff. Who? Ryan Murphy. So, so, so Bianca Rio was like, make fun of Ryan Murphy. And then Ryan Murphy tweeted and was like, bianca, why are you making fun of me? And I was like, girl, this is the Sensitivity is giving. Sensitive.

[Monet X Change]

Like, you can't be sensitive, but Jesus Christ, have you seen this? This clip of. So anyway, what I was going to say was Feud is.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Feud is his best work. Few the Betty Bette Davis vs. Joan Crawford is his best work.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I've never seen what I feel like a bad gay. I mean, a lot of us have probably identified with this, like, who are in our age range. I never saw what happened to Baby Jane. And people was like, monet, you have to. I'm like, I don't have to and I won't.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Are you okay? Are you just not watching out of principle at this point? Which is very Monet.

[Monet X Change]

I hate black and white.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Very Monet.

[Monet X Change]

No, no. I hate. I hate. I can't get into. I hate all mill. VE's. I'm not a big, like, stuff that's like black and white or like before, like the 19, like, 60s. I can't get into it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I think that whatever Jane was in the 1960s, not before the 1960s.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's like old movies. Is anyone else like. This is just me. Do you like. I hate old movies. Like. Like, remember. Remember the fucking TCM channel? Turner Classic Movies. I hate.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, some of them are good. I mean, I like some old movies and some I don't like. I don't think. I don't have a blanket statement like I don't like any old movies. Some old movies I think are nice and some I think I like Citizen Kane. I think Citizen Kane is a good movie. How old are you talking? I think wizard of Oz is a good movie.

[Monet X Change]

I've never seen that either. Do you like black and white movies? That's a specific thing. People don't like black and white movies.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, some of them are good and some of them are not so great. I don't think. It's not a blanket statement. Black and white movies are not a genre of film.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but the acting was so different than the acting is. So I guess. I guess what it is. I don't like that type of acting that was very prevalent throughout that era of film.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You should look up. What's that movie with Sidney Portier. It's a really good movie.

[Monet X Change]

Gone with the Wind.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, I don't think CD40 was in

[Monet X Change]

gone with the Way. No, not Gone to the Wind. I'm thinking about the one that he wanted.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Look up A Patch of Blue. It is from the 60s, but I really think you would love A Patch of Blue.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, Jacob is rolling down the river, so let's keep on moving on.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Also, drag Bette Davis. Wow. Joan Crawford gets an entire musical. Bette Davis gets not even a mention. She's not even in the fucking. Like, RuPaul is clearly picked sides on the feud.

[Monet X Change]

Clearly, the writers of Drag Race hate Bette Davis. You guys heard it here first. So they're.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

They're all. I think. Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, go ahead. I was. I was going to move on to

[Bob The Drag Queen]

the thing, but you make up Adam Shankman. This is the biggest get I think they've had in the history of Drag Race. Like, directing. This is huge. Adam Shenkman is huge.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And. But he's gagged.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I know.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Alexis, they. RuPaul announces Adam Shenkman, and Alexis is the only one that seems to have, like, a big, genuine reaction, or at least they focus on her. She literally, like, loses her rush. She's like, oh, my God. Like, she, like, takes her knocks off her feet.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, Adam Shankman has a very, very impressive resume. And I'm just really. I'm genuinely gagged that Adam Shankman is. It's just. It's really cool, like, gag.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Well, so they are. Joan Rivers. Joan Rivers. Joan Crawford. Oh, my God. Joan Rivers. The musical might be good, too. Joan Crawford. Rusical. And then they're sitting around. They're sitting around. Someone plays Bianca for In Bed with Bianca and RuPaul in bed with Joe when Bianca was on there. And they're sitting around the couch choosing their roles. And this is always one of my favorite parts because I love the chaos that always happens because Kandi wants to know more wire hangers roll. And she's hankering down and she's like. And Alexis goes, you don't just get to say, this is yours. And I was like, this is so bomb. This is. If we were in a group choosing roles. And I was like, well, I want to be the coffee maker.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I'm.

[Monet X Change]

And Bob is like, well, something else. And I'll be like, that's what a role I want to do. Bob was like, monet, you just. You don't just get to say you want a role and you get it. That's not how this works. I was like, she sounds like you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, I think that she had a valid point, but it's.

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean you want the coffee maker? You can just say you want the coffee maker, Monet.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, if there's a coffee maker on the table, and it's like. And someone's like, you all get to tell who has a coffee maker. And you go, I'm taking it. It's like, no, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

It'll be a discussion.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Not. No, just. It's my coffee maker, baby. We're gonna find out what's Going on with this coffee maker. BB yeah. You ended up in one of these situations, didn't you? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm. I. And I, I, I, I curse myself to this day that I just. I agreed to do Rock Paper Scissors, I should have just said no, because, again, here's my question. If I say, like, we're all deciding, like, who. Okay, so who gets to say that the way that y' all want to do it is how we want to do it. Why can't I, like, why can't I just say, I won? And that's just that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Let me tell you right now. If it came down to me and they were like, you all have to decide, baby, I will shut down production before I just give you a role. We're going to figure something out. Because what they're saying is the group. I think what it is is the group is deciding. It's a group consensus. So if you. If you're just saying no, it's me and I want the same role. When I tell you they production would have to step in before I gave you the role.

[Monet X Change]

I think that Candy could have. I think if Candy. If Candy would have, like, hankered down more, but, like, no, I'm not doing it. I think someone would just. They would have been like, whatever. Like, I want to.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Unless it was me. Unless it was me.

[Monet X Change]

That's the only way I want to go back to drag is I want to try doing the. No, I'm not auditioning for it. I just want that role. I'm not doing any of the role. And then. So now what?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Call in. Call in. Mandy Selang sang. We got to figure something out. We got to figure something out.

[Monet X Change]

Did I even tell you when we went to the Courties? Not this year. The last. The one. The iconic Courties, where Bob and I had the argument, the fight about not going together. And then Mandy Selang sang is an. Is an EP on Drag Race, also the showrunner. And then I'm talking to Mandy Selang Sang or whatever about what's something. And Bob goes. And Bob comes over, and she's like, hi, Bob. And Bob says hi to her.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Now, bear in mind, me and Mandy hadn't really met. Mandy came in at the very end of season eight, I believe.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So I've really never met. I've worked with Manny several times now, like, three times now. And talking. And Bob goes, It's like, monet, is this the Manny that you were. I'm talking shit about? Right. And I was like, well, it's like,

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Monet this is her.

[Monet X Change]

And I was like, bob, no, I

[Bob The Drag Queen]

would not do this. I was like, talk that same shit. Now that she's here, talk that same shit.

[Monet X Change]

Bob is chaos. Y' all just a fucking mess. Anyway, so. And everyone else is really diplomatic. Everyone kind of gets the roles they want and they make Kandy and Jessica audition. And Kandy did smoke Jessica in the audition. Jessica was trash.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

To be honest, they both didn't seem great, but I do think that Candy did better. The group seemed to really enjoy Kandi. And I will say this. So James got Mommy Dearest, Lala Ri got let's Go Joan, which is like Vogue. Jimbo got Hag Superstar, which is Baby Jane. Kahana got mgm Joan, which is very young Joan. Alexis got Don't Fuck With Me Joan, who's like a hoedown song. Kandy Muse got Wire Hanger Joan and Jessica got a Bring Me the Ax, which, honestly, Jessica was great. She was so good. It was like, this was such a good rhythical.

[Monet X Change]

It really was. And it's also like Jessica's. I don't know why Jessica didn't want hers. That is one of the more iconic. I mean, they're all the scenes where iconic stuff in the movie, whatever, and her life, whatever. But that one was everything. That accident when she's chopping down those trees. It's such a great scene and it was such a good song. I don't understand why she didn't want it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, to be honest, all of these scenes are great.

[Monet X Change]

Which one would you have wanted?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Really good. I probably would have wanted either the hoedown or the one that Kandi did.

[Monet X Change]

Really? I would have wanted. I would have wanted.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Let me guess. I know what you would have wanted.

[Monet X Change]

Which one?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Lala Riis.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Lala Riz.

[Monet X Change]

I wanted Lala Riis. Yeah. Oh, my God. You know me so well

[Bob The Drag Queen]

when recording, everyone seems pretty impressed with James voice.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, everyone is impressive James voice. And I mean, we're gonna get to this later. Later on. Like, they give critiques about, like, tone and pitch and all this stuff. And I'm like, two minds. One, like, a lot of these people aren't singers. Like, yes, you're doing these rudical channels and you have to sing for it. But I don't think you can. I don't think it's fair to critique these girls on intonation pitch and musical, like, musicality. Sure. But other things, like you can't pitch them. And also this shit is auto tuned to high heaven. But I'm Not a singer.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Like, you get critiqued on your sewing skills. Even if you don't sew. You get critiqued on your skills as a comedian. If. Even if you're not a comedian.

[Monet X Change]

But that's. Learn to sew. You can learn to sew. You can learn to dance. You cannot learn to sing. Either you can or you can't. No, you cannot learn to sing.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It is a. People famously say that you can learn to sing. Most singers are like, People are famous. Like, anyone can learn to sing.

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I don't. I who.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

A lot of famous vocal teachers. Like, you know the Ming Ming Ming Ming Ming. No, the famous one. What's that famous one that everyone online is always. E Ha.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Noom Noom, Noom Noom Noom. She's like, anyone can learn to sing. Anyone can learn to sing.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think it's fair to critique on that. I mean, again, musicality, I think you can because that's like, you have to be musical in the thing. But critiquing, like, also, these things are autotuned to high fucking heaven. It is melodyne autotune. Like, bitch.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Like. Someone also said something that I thought was interesting too. I was asking someone why everyone in the Philippines is so good at singing. Like, why do they sing? Like, you notice in the Philippines. And someone says, because there's karaoke everywhere. Like at the mall, at birthday parties, when you're at the laundromat. Like, karaoke is everywhere. So I think. I don't think that, like, Filipinos just, like, physically can sing better. It's just that they're just brought up singing. And a lot of people are just taught to sing from a very young age. So I. I think that I just wasn't taught to sing young enough. Um, that's different.

[Monet X Change]

I've always told you, you can tell that you could like, you are someone. I think that you could like.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You could. You could have learned to sing, I think if you were. Were bought from our music. And you, you have like, you. You definitely could have. But some of you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm ready to redeem myself. I'm also ready to redeem myself. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday Monet X. Change. Happy birthday to you. You fucking whore.

[Monet X Change]

I love Easy money. Your little vibrato is so cute.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That's always a read. Every time you say it's a read,

[Monet X Change]

I swear I don't mean it's Reed. Bob Dejuan and I were talking the other day, and we're like, People that have, like, fast vibratos. It makes their run so much better. And this also. I saw you a little TikTok about. Does anyone think that art singer's so cringy? I was like, cringe. Oh, my God, Cringe. So did everyone just cringe at you just now Cringe?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Probably. I was singing. I'm not a singer. I was singing something about singers. Like, y' all are so late. Like, and y' all be thinking. Y' all be, like, so cool. It's like. Like, watching it, I get. Sometimes I get embarrassed watching singers sing because they're just embarrassing. But, like. But I also enjoy it, but it's just embarrassing. It's low key embarrassing watching a singer be, like, so into it.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think I get that feeling of when I'm around music theater people, like, really, like, tried and true, like, music theater people. I get that. To me, that's cringey. Cause they're so like,

[Bob The Drag Queen]

just say Jan. I think it's very weird that everyone's acting like they don't know Jessica Wild has an accent. Like, you know what she's saying?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the axe. Axe thing. Yeah. Although I will say I grew up. I mean, I was those people who grew up with my friends who was. They were axing me all the time. And my mom was very like, I axed.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I ax. I still axe.

[Monet X Change]

You an axer.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I ax. Yeah. Let me ask you something.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I used to get slapped for that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You never axe somebody a question?

[Monet X Change]

Not after the second grade.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. I. We. I still did this. I still act this very day. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Proud. I'm a proud actor. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You know, in this moment, too, I'm like, you know, I mean, Kenny. When Kenny has to do these, like, singing things and, like. And, like, you know, speak. Speaking. Like, she. And these challenges, like, she really is up against herself because she has her speech impediment. And I probably is so hard to, like, kind of like, to do this recording session, like, do the thing. I'm saying, like, more props and kudos to her because it must be a lot to tackle that. But again, she does it in her daily life, so it probably isn't a to do. But I'm just watching her maneuvering around it to give her the best showing possible.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm always intrigued with people who make their speech impediments part of their charm. Like, you know, Kevin Prodigy has a lisp. Mm. But, like, we're like, this is what I want to see. But, like, I mean, it's not that strong, but like it is. But it still works and is really iconic, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Also Alexis is. You talk about theater kids being cringy baby Alexis Michelle. And these little. These tip of the tongue teeth and the lips. Rubber baby buckets.

[Monet X Change]

Broke that down too.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

And then so. And I love how she goes. And this is a patter song. She goes on to explain what a patter song is to the camera. And then she goes, she's going to do her when she's rehearsing with Adam and she's like, I have all my custom laducas. I was like, oh, my God, girl. The empty jumped.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I kind of love cringe people, but, you know, I love cringe people. Like, cringe. I mean, we're. You and I are good buddies. Like, I love a cringe queen, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, and when they are rehearsing with Adam Shankman, he was did.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He was like just laughing at people

[Monet X Change]

like Kahana and James. Like, Kahana did a fan kick and he was just laughing at her.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I was like, oh, my God. He was like, I'm old. I want me kick higher. First of all, Adam kicked that leg, got up there.

[Monet X Change]

I said, oh, Mr. Shankman.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Honey, Ms. Shankman. Ms. Shankman took that 58 year old leg and threw that shit up in the air, honey.

[Monet X Change]

James is like trying to like muscle through the choreo. He's just like. He literally put his hand in his mouth. He was like. I was like, oh, that would not make me feel good.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He was like garbage kys. But I'm also not shocked that Jimbo cannot dance, considering that Jimbo cannot. Is not great out of the lip syncs. And James also didn't seem to be able to dance either. None of this was shocking.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we been done. Had already known it was gonna be the worst.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I gagged at Adam dance and I don't know why, but. Cause I think Adam also choreographed Hairspray too.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's Jamie, the guy. I'm friends with him on Instagram. Jamie Harris.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Adam didn't choreograph Hairspray.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's Jamie Harrison. That guy. Full out. Full out.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

His name is Full out?

[Monet X Change]

No, but he says that a lot. That's like his Jerry Mitchell hairspray. Oh, no.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Jerry Mitchell.

[Monet X Change]

Got it, got it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Jerry Mitchell also did, did, did the one about drag Land of Lola.

[Monet X Change]

Kinky boots.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Kinky boots.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And Jerry Mitchell is the one who. I think. I think Jerry Mitchell also started. And each year Broadway Bears. Broadway Bears.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But I don't know why I was gay. Adam Chapman could dance. Because. Anyway, whatever. So during the makeup moments, Jimbo was talking about going home because Jimbo and Kandy both technically went home on a. On the. On a rusical. And I forgot that RuPaul fully eliminated Kandy, let her walk halfway down the Runway, and then said, I'm not.

[Monet X Change]

That was wild, emotional waterboarding.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That was. I can't believe she did that. Girl.

[Monet X Change]

RuPaul X Guantanamo Bay, honey.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, that was really, really wild. And I also love that everyone's quote doing the mummy dearest quotes, but Lala

[Monet X Change]

Reed does a precious quote, and she tweeted about this. Precious is low key. The hood, mommy dearest, for sure. Absolutely.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So during the rusical, I honestly, I don't think anyone did a bad job. Kahana, Great job.

[Monet X Change]

She did a great job. Agreed.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Candy was a big highlight, though. I will say this.

[Monet X Change]

You think so?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It was. For me, it was between Candy, Jessica, and Alexis. Alexis was eating amazing. Alexis was okay. I. Okay. I think what I like most about Candy, Candy's dancing was great, but so was Alexis's. Jessica's voice was my favorite, actually. Jessica's voice was really, really good.

[Monet X Change]

And Alexis, Jessica's choreo was so, like, it was so sharp. It was really good. And I think. Yeah, I think that. I think that the top two were Alexis and Jessica, in my honest opinion.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But I think you're probably right. And I think Alexis had the toughest. I think Alexis probably had the hardest part in the entire show.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I. Alexa was absolutely robbed, like, 1,000%. I'll be very upset if I was her.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Wait, what was our season start? What season. What season did they start recording the rusicals? Because we didn't record our rusical.

[Monet X Change]

We didn't. You did. Y'.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

You. You did yours live.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, ours. We just lip sync to. To. To women. Six was live, right? Because a door sang live.

[Monet X Change]

Six was live.

[Advertisement Voice]

Seven live.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Or was seven recorded?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Ten was live. We did hours live.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, they did glamorous on in airways. And. And it was. It was. It was prerecorded. They didn't. They didn't even record them. Like. Like on season eight. We didn't record. We just lip sync to some women singing.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes. Yes. Right? That was bitch. Perfect.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Same with glamazonian airways.

[Monet X Change]

Bring back the live ones. I love the live ones. Kardashian. The rusical was prerecorded too, but season 10, like, it was to me, it was so rewarding, like, recording it or, I mean, singing to yourself with, like, a live mic, bitch. I was like, we are, like, on some Broadway shit. Like, it was really dope.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, so y' all did it, like, literally, like, in the. In the room?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like, see, like. Like season six. Oh, yeah, we did it in the thing. Like, you had to. That's why.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

When.

[Monet X Change]

That's what Asia's doing, Asia's like. She's doing her. That's that stepping thing, and she's, like, out of breath. She's like, when Arthur. Ding, ding, ding, slap out of it. She was, like, really out of breath because she, like, really trying to do choreo.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So of the other three, what's your favorite? The. The other. Lip sync into other people's voices? Lipstick into your own voice or doing it live?

[Monet X Change]

Doing it live. Cause then now if you want an artist, if you want to critique somebody on pitch, whatever, then that. To me, that's valid because, like, you know, because you're singing it live. But when you. When it's Elder tune and Melodyne. What are you talking about? It was pitchy. You know, it wasn't. Melodyne said it was perfect.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, it is weird to say it was pitchy. Like, bitch, then why y' all just all told me like you did everybody else? Yeah, I'm confused. I'm a confusion.

[Monet X Change]

I don't understand.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't understand, bitch. I don't understand. I don't understand, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

But yeah. So who.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

And who do you think was the. I did not think that Kahana and James were bad. Like, if I had to give it some of the worst. Yeah, I guess if you were like. Like Michelle said, it is between the A pluses and the A's. But even the critique they gave Kahanna, that she was disconnected, I didn't get that at all.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

If I was going to give someone a bad score, I would base it on their Runway looks.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I do think James had the. James had the weakest runaway look.

[Monet X Change]

For sure, 1,000%. I agree. James and Lala. I'm sorry, Lala, she does so well in the challenges, but these runways, she, like, get a stylist or someone to help. The runways are really holding her back.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Again, not MXC. Not MXC. Season 10.

[Monet X Change]

Honestly, like, baby, where's the all Stars? Glow up like it's giving original season.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. Lala Ri does not have a great fashion sense, and this could be her downfall.

[Monet X Change]

Liana, because she was so good. Her. Her role, like, like, to Michelle when they did the little introduction things and her, like, her with her, it was. I was like, oh, I was like.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I was like.

[Monet X Change]

I was like. She went to work. I didn't have a number, like, doing the slapping things. It was so crisp and so good. And then she fucked herself with the Runway.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. Lala Ri and James had the worst runways. Everyone did great. I think I'm going to get. My winner for this week would have been Alexis Michelle, personally.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I would agree with that. I agree with that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. Well, speaking of runways. Let's go. Let's. Let's talk about them, shall we?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I'm in D.C. there's Nando's here. I'm getting Nando's. Sorry.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And with that in mind, let's talk about the runways. RuPaul looks like a superhero.

[Monet X Change]

He looks like Peppermint. Look like peppermint. RuPaul. Look this Bob. You don't see Peppermint. This is a Peppermint with all the jewelry. That is Peppermint's color blonde. It's like, orangey blonde. That.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It looks like.

[Monet X Change]

She looks like Peppermint. I thought it was Peppermint.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't. I don't see that. But everyone. But everyone looks good. Everyone looks really great. Everyone looks. All the judges look really good. Let's go on. I love Adam Shankman's shoes.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I didn't notice those. They're like cheetah plant or ocelot or something,

[Bob The Drag Queen]

so Ghana. Montrese's look.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I. I know what you're gonna say. I feel the same way.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What. What are you gonna say?

[Monet X Change]

Like, she's doing great shows with the show. I'm a little tired of the showgirl thing. Like, she. She's incorporated in, like, multiple runways. We get it. We get it. You're from Vegas. You love being a show girl.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I'm sick of the. I'm sick of the feathers in your head. I'm sick. I'm just. It's giving repetitive at this point.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I agree. I'm like, girl, move on. Like, we get it. Vegas. We get it. Like, next.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I don't. I don't love this look. Like, if I saw this look at the club, I'd be like, I wouldn't think. I wouldn't think twice about it.

[Monet X Change]

I wouldn't know it was Grace. If I just saw this, I wouldn't know it was Grace Jones.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I would never wear this look ever.

[Monet X Change]

The headpiece is.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I think about that a lot with the looks. Like, I Think. Would you ever wear this?

[Monet X Change]

No, I wouldn't. Also, it's not what Grace Jones did. Like, why did she not do that black skirt? Where's the hoop? Where's the skirt? Like, is just not what Grace Jones did. Besides the headpiece.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. Well, no. I mean, the chevron going down from the bodice into the leotard is. Yeah, let's go into Jayne Mansfield. I mean,

[Monet X Change]

Why did she do such big foxes at the top? Like, she completely blocked her ways, so now she just becomes a pop Tart. Now her top section is just shaped like a Cheez it. Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't even know how much I love the original look, to be honest. I don't just love this look in general.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But obviously Grace Jones is much nicer. It fits nicer. And James did say that she lost some weight before coming there and maybe take it in or something. Then go back and take all your stuff in. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Because she sews, right?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, she sews. And also, it was driving me crazy that she had a little ponytail sticking out of the back of the cowl. It was driving me crazy. I didn't notice that her ponytail, like, her bun was sticking out of the back of the cowl. What? Why? I wouldn't have chosen this look at all. I would not have chosen this look.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Kandy Muse. I don't love Candy's look either. What? I, I don't like this look.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I love it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It doesn't look enough like Grace Jones's to me. Like, I get that it's. I get that it's a take on it, clearly. But I like that Grace Jones is a gown. And, and Candy. Candy's. I do not like. I do not like it.

[Monet X Change]

Candy will wear a bodysuit. She's like, I'm gonna wear leotard as the last thing I do. I do agree. Maybe the, the gown. But also, walking in a gown with this geometric shape probably been really hard. So I understand why she made it shorter. But I, I, I, I, if, if I saw this out of, out, out of the line and said, and said, which one is the Grace Jones look? I would go with this because, I mean, this is very Grace Jones, some avant garde, like, art piece. Like, I think I like, I think it looks great.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I also think that the sleeves are, like, the sleeves are part of what makes Grace Jones is so nice. It kind of ties in the white on top of her head and the black in her gown with these, with the colors And I also don't think it is a coincidence that Dreis Jones colors are of the Jamaican flag and she is Jamaican.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, you're saying that her dress are the colors of the Jamaican flag?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, her dress of color. Jamaican flag, isn't it?

[Monet X Change]

No, it has red in it. It has blue.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

The Jamaican flag is green, green, black, and red and yellow and yellow. And Grace Jones dress is green, black, red, and yellow.

[Monet X Change]

No, hers is blue, red, white, and gray.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, Grace Jones's.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Grace Jones is yellow, gray, dark blue, and red.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Where are you seeing blue?

[Monet X Change]

Up on top of the gray, like, on the left side. That is a dark navy blue between

[Bob The Drag Queen]

the red and the green. That's blue?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Are you sure?

[Monet X Change]

I'm positive. Are you looking at the picture that we have in the slideshow here?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. Right next to Kandy?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's. That's navy blue. Right under the red. That's navy blue.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It looked black to me. I don't.

[Monet X Change]

Bob really said I don't see color, honey.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't see color. At least not the way you do. Let's go into Lala Ri. I felt like she didn't use the mask enough.

[Monet X Change]

Agreed. I had to rewind it to, like, because at first I was like, oh, did she put it down because it was just like, a white thing, or did she not have a face on it? She did have the face on it, but she took it down so fast, like, literally at the top of the Runway.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. Lala Ri, baby, come on. We're all rooting for you. You gotta do better on the Runway, you know?

[Monet X Change]

And to Ru's point, out of these girls, Lala Ri is giving Grace Jones. Right. Lala Ri is this beautiful cocoa skin, tall body, like, give us Grace the fuck Jones. Do you know what I would have done for my Grace Jones Runway?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

The look. I did the whiteface one, but I built a frame around my face like when Jorian Grace had it in the India exhibit. And I did my white face. Grace Jones look, the white face.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

When you stole from me.

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean I stole from you? Oh, my God. We're not gonna. We're not doing this debate when I

[Bob The Drag Queen]

told you I was gonna do it, and then you mopped the idea.

[Monet X Change]

That's not how that happened.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And you know that picture of me dressed as Grace Jones for Halloween when I was 23 or years old?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, working at the Jekyll and High.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. But when I tell you this picture was taken on it, like, y', all. When I tell you this picture Was taken on a black. Like, on a BlackBerry. Like, this is. This is not a great picture, but this was me. I would have done Grace Jones. I would done Grace Jones. Her Keith Herring collab.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

The vamp.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's what I would have done. I would have done that one.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that would be a good one. Yeah. It seems like they chose pretty safe ones, huh? Because we've gone to Alexa Matte.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Is there a safe Grace Jones look? Is there a safe Grace Jones look? Lala Reex Mateo True. Lala Ri is.

[Monet X Change]

No, Alexis Michelle. We both said Mateo.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Alexis Michelle is. Yeah. I mean, I think she looks good, actually.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I like this. I think Alexis looks really good. She looks hot. I wish the hat was giving a little dollar store, though. Like, Grace had this, like, nice curved shape. Alexis was kind of like just a flat fascinator.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Why is it every time people dress up like celebrities, like, the kimono will make an appearance appearance. Like, kimono's gonna. Gonna like. Hey, kimono will show up, honey.

[Monet X Change]

It is. It's giving a season. What's your.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What's your season eight.

[Monet X Change]

Eight. It's giving season eight.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

The Madonna Runway. Let's talk about.

[Monet X Change]

Well, okay, wait. Talk about really quick. When you go on tour with Madonna, can you ask her, do you think. Do you think she's aware of kimono gate?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I've asked her, and she was not aware of it. She had no clue what happened. Well, she's aware now. Now she knows that I showed her. I showed her all the. I showed her all. I was like, look how people wearing kimonos. She. She's like, that's. She laughed. That was funny work. Oh, my God, that's so cool.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, continue.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And she was like, why'd you choose the boy Scout look? I was like, I thought it was a great look.

[Monet X Change]

You won, right?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I loved him. I did win. Yeah. That's what I said. And I won the challenge.

[Monet X Change]

Word.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't like that Jimbo's hair. Hat is a. Is hair. Like, that seemed unnecessary to me.

[Monet X Change]

I also hated this look. I think Jimbo looks terrible. You don't.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't say all that. I just don't like the fact that the hat has a hair. I love this look on Jimbo, actually. I think Jimbo looks great.

[Monet X Change]

I like it on Grace Jones. Well, what makes Grace is sexy is that it's a panty and a bra, and Jimbo has that whole corset thing. I get drag, whatever But I just don't. I think that Jimbo's looks. It just looks cheap. It looks. It does not look great.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I do think Jimbo. It would have been. Honestly, it kind of could have been fierce if Jimbo would have done this with her full body. Her full body prosthetic. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Like, hello. Like, dude, give. Like, now you don't want to wear it when you're portraying one of the most iconically sexy people ever. Like, what?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, but Grace Jones is not known for her gigantic boobs. If anything, Grace Jones is known for having a not. Not huge boobs.

[Monet X Change]

This is true. This is true.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Let's move on. Let's do a quick lightning round of the Fame game, shall we? Monica, Beverly Hills.

[Monet X Change]

I don't.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't love this one.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, let me tell you something. No one has ever went on Drag Race left Drag Race when they should have because she. Every week, it's a miss. I'm sorry about it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. I do not. I don't like Naysha Lopez interpretation of this Grace. I love the Grace Jones look. I don't love.

[Monet X Change]

How is this an interpretation of Grace Jones look at all?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, the cat suit has similar lines and whatnot, but, like, yeah, no, girl.

[Monet X Change]

No, mama.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I love Kasha Davis look.

[Monet X Change]

She better. She fucking better.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

This is so good. This is. This might be the best look she's had all season. This is so good.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. She would have that body on display, Mama. Good for her.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

This is a fierce look. And I also love Darren Lakes, too.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Darren Lakes was everything. Darren. This. This is the best Darren has ever looked. Darren looks really good. Really good. And let's look at Heidi. Oh.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh. Heidi has opted out of the Fame Games. Did she post it online?

[Monet X Change]

I think she did. Online.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You can see all of Heidi in Closet's books on her Patreon, and that's so tacky.

[Monet X Change]

That's so tired. The bitch should have put them out on regular. Like, putting on Patreon is whack. And no one is. No one is. No one is subscribing to your Patreon just to see the fucking looks. I'm sorry.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Jesus. It is.

[Monet X Change]

You should have put it out.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And with that in mind, please log in exclusively to our Patreon to see my comedy special Woke man in a dress, on June 22, exclusively on the Silver Rivalry Patreon. And I hope someone's logging in just to see the comedy special. And also in July, I will be releasing my concert that I did at the Troubadour as well.

[Monet X Change]

Word, actually.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So you guys know on our Patreon, we have a lot of stuff. You can see my one woman show, Crazy black Woman. You can see Monet's show called again more.

[Monet X Change]

You know, everything else except the name of my show.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Names. You know, I'm not going with names. You know, I'm not good with names. You can, you can check out Carmen Monet, crazy black woman woke man in a dress. And then my Troubadour EP release party will be there as well.

[Monet X Change]

Work. Yeah. When I do me and then like

[Bob The Drag Queen]

one or two more.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you're not, you're not on this. You're not on this on the, on the sneaky Instagram link. So you don't know. But the patrons. Because it's available for patrons. Apparently you don't know that the patrons are on the sneaky Instagram link. When my album stuff comes out, I will be debuting a lot of it and premiering a lot of it on our Patreon because I'm in the final stages. Bob. Stuff is happening. I am. It's starting to feel real like it's happening this year. I'm very excited. Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Like when they say ain't no one joining our Patreon just to see. All right, let's get back to the episode. So let's go to the the.

[Monet X Change]

Which, by the way, we are. We are subscribed to Heidi's Patreon. Like Bob and I are subscribed to our Patreon.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Alexis and Jimbo are safe. They are safe. Safe, Safe, y'.

[Advertisement Voice]

All.

[Monet X Change]

I disagree. Jimbo should have been in the bottom. I'm sorry. Jimbo was the worst in the. In the. In the thing.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Of all of.

[Monet X Change]

All of them. Jimbo was the worst in the rudes school. You don't think so?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, I think Jimbo had a good show in this week. I also liked Jimbo's look and I thought Jimbo did a good job. I thought everyone did a good job. Wow.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I thought Jimbo was the weakest in the Jim Crawford

[Bob The Drag Queen]

maybe. But the look wasn't as bad as but the look wasn't as bad as James is.

[Monet X Change]

James. So you agree that Kahana and James should be the bottom two?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yes. Yes, I do.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, work.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Kandy wins. I would have given it to Alexis Michelle personally.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Because I like her. I like her Runway better and I think that she had the hardest job on of everyone and she nailed it. She did a really good job. Those little. The Pattersong. The patter song came in for Alexis Michelle. This is what we call I've learned through my theater training. This is called a Pattersong.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I agree.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Angeria is the lip sync assassinated lip sync to I'm not perfect, but I'm perfect for you. I would have. I wish they would have done Grace Jones version of Le'Veon Rose or obviously

[Monet X Change]

Pull up to my Bumper, but that's my bumper. I mean, maybe that one was too expensive because that's probably Grace's biggest hit, right?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I think so. Have you heard her levy on Rose?

[Monet X Change]

No, I have not heard that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Very good. The best rendition. True.

[Monet X Change]

I listen to my opinion. I listen to it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I've only heard, like, a few versions, but my favorite one that I've heard so far.

[Monet X Change]

You think better than Gaga's?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I do think. Well, you know, I heard. I have heard Gaga's and Gaga's is a brilliant artist, but I do. I do really love Grace Jones.

[Monet X Change]

Love yon Rose.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Kandi Muse wins over Angeria. And I agree. I think that Kandi did a really good job. But also, the more Kandy dances around, you realize how ill fitting this leotard is. It's just too small.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well, I think that's why she put the paces on her titties. So she was like, it would be. It was like, sexy, but just get

[Bob The Drag Queen]

a leotard that fits. Like, her boobs ended up down here. Like, when she was standing still, I was like, wow. I was like, wow, Kenny looks amazing. But the more she kept moving, I kept being like, this lead to her does not fit.

[Monet X Change]

And. But she's on that floor. She did that little windmill and she picked herself up. And I said, all right, baby. Can't he be in the bedroom throwing it back? It seems like Candy be in the bedroom.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Fucking. Whop, whop, whop. Everyone rolls the top that does gymnastics and James is eliminated. James has voted. Everyone has voted for James. James was like, this would be easy because everyone voted for Kahana last week, so clearly she's gonna go home. Baby turn.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, everyone voted for it around. We don't know. We don't know.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Last week, everyone voted for Kahanna, and this week, everyone voted for James.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, we don't know that, though. How we didn't know that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

If you watch Untucked, they always reveal the voting in Untucked.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, they do. I thought they'd do it in the next episode.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

They do in the next episode as well. For those of. For those of us who do not watch Untucked.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, everyone voted for James, why do

[Bob The Drag Queen]

you think that everyone. I don't know. Maybe it's the. I mean, maybe they're just going based off just that challenge. If they're going off based off just that challenge, then I would say, yeah, James, I do think that James was a bigger threat than Kahana personally. James thinks that she was being eliminated because she's a big. She's a threat in the competition. And I will say this. I watched untucked when I tell you that baby Kandi made her mind up before James ever said a word to her. Kandi was sitting there like, mm, interesting. Very interesting. Kandi was not listening to a word this bitch was saying.

[Monet X Change]

Damn.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Truly. Well, also, as they're packing up, James just reminds everyone once again that she is a bondage bottom. She has her gray. Her gray hanky in her back right pocket. She said the last thing you will know about her that she want to be tied down.

[Monet X Change]

Thighs down, honey.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I thought James had a very good showing this season and to her exit line, at least she got further than she did the last time. I think that James has shown that she's very funny and James is a good actress. I think James had a great show in the season, and she should. She's probably the top contender to come back for the Fame game. As it stands right now, I think.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think James is definitely doing great for the Fame. They don't come back. They just win money.

[Monet X Change]

Hey, sorry. I win. Yeah. Win. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But I mean, she better hope as long as Jimbo doesn't get eliminated because Jimbo gets eliminated, she's gonna win the Fame games.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. For sure.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, if. Okay, consider. Let's say Jimbo ends up being the final. Is there anyone else right now that you. You can see overtaking James for the Fame game? Probably Candy. If Candy got eliminated, she could take. She would win the Fame game as well.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, I think James would win because I think James is better at social media than Kandy is. Like, James is doing vlogs. James has a great YouTube page. James is really good at social media.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Did you watch James's promo vlogs? They were really good.

[Monet X Change]

No promo vlogs.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She did a vlog about the promo. The promo of the season.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no, I don't watch that now.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, she did. She. She did a. She. She's got some great stuff going on. And she. She did a full video on. She did a full video on her page about the look for Grace Jones. Yeah, like a full. Like a she's really doing, like, a YouTube video and everything. Oh, wow.

[Monet X Change]

She's not playing. She's like, I want that 50K, Mama. So I'm in D.C. today doing D.C. pride. And they're. And I'm meeting Kamala today, too.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Meeting Kamala Harris.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Monet X. Diplomat, diplomatic change.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You in Shirla Temple. You're in Sherlo Temple. Oh, Temple is also a diplomat.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, and the fans gathered you about that with your misinformation ass. Because you're saying that she had a shit. She did it, like, right after her career. It was like 18 years. She did it after she saw that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I did not say. I did not say right there. I said she spent most of her life as a diplomat, more than she did as an actor. I did not say immediately after. First of all, she stopped acting at a very young age. I don't think she was a diplomat at the age of 12. So you and all the dumb ass fans who thought that was right, you didn't eat. Your plate is empty. You're starving, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

The dumbass fans and the hungry ass fans.

[Monet X Change]

The dumbass fans that pay your bills, bitch. How about that? Yeah, talk to them directly. Honey, the one that pay your bills,

[Bob The Drag Queen]

the one that thought they were eating, they pay nothing, honey. It's the ones who are actually smart who pay something, baby.

[Monet X Change]

They pay for that little green screen behind you. That's what they do. Reveal. Reveal. Bob was not traveling. He's had a Jay, Jay, Jay.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Reveal.

[Monet X Change]

This nigga. He's in front of a green screen. You weren't traveling. You weren't teleporting.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. So like I said, Shirley Temple spent most of her career as a diplomat and working in politics, which is true. Bum ass niggas. Y' all don't know nothing.

[Monet X Change]

Look at you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Like the.

[Monet X Change]

The window is all cracked behind you. You got roaches all running off the walls, bitch. What kind of. What kind of fucked up ass fucking.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What the hell?

[Monet X Change]

You at.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Times is. Times is tough. Okay, Y', all. Y' all find me. I am not working with Madonna. I am literally in my childhood home the whole time. Actually, one of my childhood homes is, like, torn down. Like, the apartment that I used to live in is gone. They destroyed the whole thing.

[Monet X Change]

Did you go back to this or you just found this out?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I googled it.

[Monet X Change]

My childhood home is still there.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, we know.

[Monet X Change]

Please.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We know the estate is still there.

[Monet X Change]

Please.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And we don't know that Monet also bought the houses next door and they expanded. Somebody said the other day. There's no betrayal like realizing that you're that one of your close friends grew up rich.

[Monet X Change]

That is a. I did not grow up rich.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You feel hurt. You feel. You feel like, oh, we have the same thing. And then you realize like, nah, bitch. Julietta was my grandma. My grandmother was a housekeeper.

[Monet X Change]

My grandmother's a housekeeper now.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And my grandmother's name was Julia. Her name is Julia. And y' all just miss. Y' all just mispronounce it. Called her julietta. Oh, my God. This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

You're so crazy, Bob. You're insane. You need some medical psychological help. I can't.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Not rich dad. Poor dad. All right, on that note, now that I'm completely distraught and devastated, I'm gonna go and wallow it.

[Monet X Change]

D exchange crime family.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Dxchange Crime family.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch, you're so dumb. I can't.