Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S8EP7 "Forensic Queens" Review

Summary

Sibling Rivalry - Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S8EP7 "Forensic Queens" Review

Date: June 21, 2023
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this vibrant and biting recap, Bob and Monét dig into episode 7 of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 8, where the queens are tasked with an improv challenge themed around a murder investigation of Drag Race’s iconic puppet, Lil Pound Cake. The duo discuss the shifting dynamics in the workroom, major drama over role assignments, Kahana Montrese’s emotional struggle, the standout performances, and the epic fallout from eliminations. The podcast is packed with shade, Drag Race lore, and genuine reflection on the challenges—and dramatics—of reality TV.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Show's Slow Start & Episode Energy (01:00–04:00)

• Bob and Monét both agree the season started slow but finds its stride now.
  • Monét: “This was a slow start, baby.” (01:13)
  • Bob: “This episode had everything. It had tears, fights, drama, comedy—a murder in the [workroom]!” (01:18)
• The conversation quickly shifts from pop culture references (“I laughed, I cried. It’s better than Cats”) to personal pet peeves about common phrases like “I don’t see color” and the concept of loving everyone.
  • Bob: “I don’t love everyone; I don’t even know you!” (03:03)

2. Fallout After Last Week’s Elimination (04:10–07:00)

• Recap of Kandy’s $35,000 win and James’ elimination—the hosts muse on how votes don’t always follow ‘track record,’ highlighting Lala Ri's refreshingly real approach.
  • Bob: “Lala Ri was like, ‘Bitch, I don’t vote by track record. I vote how I’m feeling.’ That was the realest shit.” (04:38)

3. Workroom Drama & Casting Roles for the Challenge (07:05–13:23)

• Kahana is visibly exhausted from being in the bottom, and the announcement of another improv challenge nearly breaks her spirit.
  • Monét: “...that mirror message goes off, and RuPaul says, ‘An improv challenge.’ And it’s like a great thunderstorm just gets over Kahana’s head.” (07:05)
• Major tension erupts over role selection, especially with Alexis Michelle showing favoritism to Lala Ri but challenging Kandy for similar behavior.
  • Bob: “But when Kandy did it, she had all the smoke for Kandy... But why did it not bother her when Lala Ri did it?” (08:19)
  • Alexis is called out for being manipulative rather than ‘passive-aggressive,’ a distinction the hosts debate.

4. Emotional Highs and Lows: Kahana's Crisis & RuPaul’s Intervention (13:24–19:10)

• After the argument, Kahana begins to pack up, seemingly ready to leave the competition.
  • Monét: “When she started packing her stuff, I was like, this is crazy.” (14:12)
• RuPaul personally enters the workroom for a rare, direct intervention and pep talk, reminding the girls of the professional expectations and offering emotional support.
  • Bob: “RuPaul was in his trailer watching this scene happen... He just flew off his chair: ‘You cannot go home. We are making a show’.” (15:47)
  • Discussion about disparities in production support (“If I was Heidi, I’d feel some kind of way... Y’all let me go.” 15:55)

5. Challenge Overview - Forensic Queens (21:44–32:58)

• Deep dive into the improv challenge inspired by Drag Race lore, especially the legacy of Lil Pound Cake and other inanimate Drag Race icons (Ornacia, Monet’s Sponge, etc.).
  • Bob: “There’s a whole Drag Race fandom of inanimate objects.” (22:31)
  • Playful debate over which icon is most legendary.
• Assessment of each queen’s performance, humorously and sharply critiquing the acting improv.
  • Lala Ri and Jimbo praised as top comedic talents this season.
  • Kandy Muse called out for always being herself, but with defense from RuPaul.
  • Jessica Wild’s language challenges and much improved (though still underplayed) Kahana.

6. Runway & Judging - Ms. Fill in the Blank (36:12–46:02)

• Detailed look at each contestant’s “Ms. Fill in the Blank” runway:
  • Jessica Wild as Ms. Sausage Party: “She literally just has a yellow gown on; she’s holding some sausages.” (40:05)
  • Kahana Montrese as Ms. Tired Ass Showgirl, with recurring jokes about her wigs’ outlandish sideburns.
  • Lala Ri as Ms. Bootlegger, bringing Atlanta-to-New York bootleg culture references.
  • Kandy Muse as Ms. Arrogant: hosts don’t get the look. (“[It] just looks like a look that Candy would wear.” 46:02)
  • Alexis Michelle as Ms. Man Pig, donning a fisting glove—with detours into kink jokes.
  • Jimbo as Ms. Tits McGuye: “This is quintessential Jimbo.” (52:02)
• Unfiltered advice and stories about designer collaborations and Drag Race costume influences.

7. The Fame Games Segment (52:57–55:52)

• Quick review of eliminated queens’ Fame Games looks.
  • Notable fun: Kasha Davis as “Ms. Ariana Grandma,” Darienne Lake as “Misshapen” (“Darian has had some fucking looks.” 54:32)
  • James as “Miss Queen of the Ring,” a Ric Flair tribute.
  • Nostalgic discussion on Drag Race’s WWE era and cultural cross-pollination.

8. Judging Results & Lip Sync Showdown (56:05–59:38)

• Judges call out Kandy Muse for always being herself, but ultimately don’t “care,” a critique both hosts hate.
  • Bob: “That's bullshit. I hate, hate, hate—your makeup and hair. I hate.” (56:46)
• Lala Ri wins the challenge—hosts are genuinely happy for her ("It's a long time coming."). (57:35)
• Lip sync assassin: Jorgeous, lip syncs to Lizzo’s “About Damn Time.”
  • Lala Ri wins the lip sync, sending Kahana home.
  • Monét: “It was time…I would have kept Kahana for strategy, but…” (59:38)
  • Extended debate about gameplay and alliances (“You have to find a way to play strategy that other people aren’t hip to your game.” 60:07)

9. Social Media Fallout—Heidi vs. Kahana (62:02–66:21)

• Recap of the real-world online feud between Heidi and Kahana, after a Roscoe’s viewing party.
  • Texts, tweets, and receipts fly; shade about travel, houses, bookings, and even dental hygiene.
    • Heidi: “I’ll fix my credit when you fix that drooping ass. I took a [shit] in a parking lot and it got more press than you, girl.” (63:58)
• The hosts laugh at the drama, but also reflect on whether Drag Race girls will ever get violent IRL, recalling history of backstage altercations.

10. End-of-Episode Banter, Predictions & Next Week's Tease (66:44–70:54)

• The episode closes in trademark style with personal stories, more shade, and teasers for the next Drag Race challenge (“the winner's ball thing”).
• Predicting references in Monet’s “winner’s box” for the upcoming ball (sponges, of course).
• Bob laments being snubbed for not having a “Bob box.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I don't love everyone. Is that horrible to say? I don't love everyone.” - Bob (03:04)
• “Those gays are out to kill me.” - Monét, parodying Kahana’s distress (07:05)
• “Them bottoms are getting to me. Someone needs to meme that.” - Bob quoting Kahana Montrese (06:59)
• “I just want to be a drag queen that has fun, honey.” - Lala Ri (14:57)
• “If I was Heidi, I would feel some kind of way…Y’all let me go.” - Bob on double standards in production support (15:55)
• “There’s a whole Drag Race fandom of inanimate objects.” - Bob (22:31)
• “Kandy seems like Kandy’s only capable of being Kandy.” - Bob (27:48)
• “RuPaul be giving such good advice though.” - Monét (35:14)
• “Jessica Wild is a little kooky, but I think she knows.” - Monét (40:05)
• “You let Monet fish you…with an Apple Watch and a couple of rings, nails, everything.” - Bob teasing Monét about kink discourse (49:36)
• “When you win Drag Race, you don’t just get to take people’s jobs.” - Bob, joking about prize privileges (32:39)
• “You won’t get close enough to hit me. Let’s just make that clear.” - Bob on potential drag queen brawls (67:14)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Slow Season Start/“I Don’t Love Everyone” Discussion: 01:00–04:10
• Voting and All Stars' Elimination Drama: 04:10–07:00
• Kahana’s Workroom Meltdown & RuPaul’s Pep Talk: 13:24–19:10
• Casting Roles/Manipulation Argument: 08:19–11:48
• Forensic Queens Improv Challenge Overview: 21:44–32:58
• Runway Segment - Ms. Fill In The Blank: 36:12–46:02
• Fame Games (Eliminated Queens' Runways): 52:57–55:52
• Judging & Lip Sync: 56:05–59:38
• Heidi & Kahana Social Media Feud: 62:02–66:21

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Final Thoughts & Episode Tone

As always, Bob and Monét’s mix of quick-witted shade, true Drag Race expertise, and real-world perspective make this a must-listen for fans. The hosts oscillate between on-point humor, affectionate roasting, and deeper reflections on competition, mental health, and the blurring lines between on-show and off-show drama. If you missed the episode—or just want the best moments distilled with a generous helping of drag queen wit—this recap is indispensable.

Transcript

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[A]

I agreed because this was a slow start, baby.

[C]

But this episode had everything. This episode had tears, it had fights, it had drama, it had a comedy. There was a murder in the.

[A]

I laughed at crying Cats.

[C]

There was Hankyco. I laughed. What Is that from

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talking about Cats?

[C]

No, but I. Laughter cries better than Cats is about Cats.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

So someone said Cats.

[D]

There's a theater that's doing a regional theater that's doing a production of Cats. And it's like set, like the ballroom scene.

[C]

Yeah, I've seen this.

[D]

Yeah, I forget who it is. Like some actual ballroom people are doing the choreography for it.

[C]

Yeah, I've seen by this I love

[A]

because Bob has this little microphone, y'. All. So when. Now when he wants to look something up, he has to just hold one and then his other. His whole left side of his body goes.

[C]

I laughed, I cried is better than cat. Okay. This is a. This is a popular saying, like you Googling. It shows up in a lot of stuff, but it's not about cats. What is the origin of I laughed, I cried is better than Cats. It's snl. Just quote for snl. All right. Alleged that that was also done. That was based off of a few seconds of research. I can't see you guys, so I have to just take your word.

[A]

Oh, you can't see us?

[C]

No, I don't see you two. You two see me, but I don't see you.

[A]

Wow. She said, I don't see color. I don't see religion. I don't see race. I don't see anything. Look at you. Good for you.

[C]

I don't see color. I don't care if you're black, white, brown, blue, Paige. Or purple, polka dot, I' ma love you. Can I say.

[A]

Go ahead. Sorry.

[C]

Thing that I hate when people say is I don't see color, and I love everyone. I'm like, you love everyone. I don't love everyone. Is that horrible to say I don't love everyone?

[A]

But I think you're thinking too macaroni. When they say, I love everyone. I don't think they mean it that way. I think they're saying, I'm accepting of everyone. I don't think they literally mean I love racists. They're just saying, you know, you're being a little too.

[C]

I don't mean just in terms of, like, racist. I mean, like, people I don't know. Like, if I don't know you, I don't love you. I don't love you. I don't even fucking know you. I didn't even know you existed till this morning. And. And now I love you. No, I don't love everyone. I don't need just, like, horrible people. I mean, like, complete strangers that I do not know exist. I'm like, I don't love that person. It's not shade. I just don't love them because I don't know them.

[A]

I know people who are like that. I know people who love people even though they. Yeah, you, You. We all know this kind of people like their baseline for people.

[C]

I have compassion for people, but I don't love. I don't love everyone, though. Anyway, that was. That's a. That's a.

[A]

You're getting really meta. You're getting so meta, girl.

[D]

Hey.

[C]

It's mad esoteric, son. Candy has one. We are tired to talk about the Forensic Queens, which is episode, I think, seven of all stars eight. Repost. Drag Race. Is it nine?

[A]

No, episode. This is all. This is episode eight.

[C]

Seven. Or I'm not sure. Yeah, it's seven. Candy has just one. $30,000. Technically, $35,000 because she won $30,000 from the lip sync and $5,000 from winning the challenge, and she sent James the home. James has. To be fair, everyone sent James home. Like, James did not send a chance, which I'm a little bit. I. I don't get everyone's vote. I love that Lala Ri was like, bitch, I don't vote by track record. I vote how I'm feeling. That was the realest shit. I don't know that All Stars is the place to be that real.

[A]

Well, I mean, I think it's clear that everyone else was. Was like Lala. Because if they were voting by tracker record, they would have sent Kahana home. So I think everyone is thinking like La Rey.

[C]

I mean, it's hard to balance out because Kanahan has been at the bottom most, but she also has a win and James doesn't. So I think they kind of balance each other out. No.

[A]

Okay. One win versus four bottom placements.

[C]

No, I think I had three at the time.

[A]

Three.

[C]

It was four this week.

[A]

Three is no. Like, you're going home.

[C]

Jay's been in the bottom twice, James been in the bottom twice, and Kahana been about him three times. So you only been on the bottom one more time than James. And she has a win. So I think that one win kind of balance kind of negates the one loss. And they're kind of low key, a little bit tied to me.

[A]

Anyway, there's an argument to be made, but I think that everyone is. Everyone does show. Everyone has chosen James, which for feels good to Kahana. Cause Kahana is feeling down about herself, which we will see later on. Kahana is feeling beat up. Kahana's like this get broken down and tired.

[C]

This episode was brought to you by broken down and tired. These girls were broken down. Okay, first of all, something that you're in London. Andre Day. That's one of the. That's one of your little pretty buddies.

[A]

She's literally next door. Andra, I'll get her.

[C]

I'm like, you sounded so Caribbean. Andre.

[A]

I was talking to Jay the other day. I was talking to editor Jay about something, and I said something. He's like, monet, you sound really West Indian. I'm like, did I? I just. I just said the sentence I was

[C]

saying, which is Andra. Andra Day. Andra Day.

[A]

And is really, really feeling it. And then, I mean, and then not much really for me until they announce the challenge, which wait for the time to lie.

[C]

That Kahana said that took me. Kahna said, them bottoms are getting to me. Someone needs to meme that them bottoms are getting to me.

[A]

Those gays are out to kill me. And then so they come into the next day, and you know what? The next day, Kahanna seems to be up in her spirit. She's like, you know, she still feels a little broken, right? You can still feel she's a little something, but, baby, that mirror message goes off, and RuPaul says, An improv challenge. And it's like a great thunderstorm just gets over Ghana's head.

[C]

You're broken down and tired.

[A]

And she was like, another improv challenge. She was like, how? She's like, how can I? She's like, what can. How? And she is immediately set off.

[C]

Yeah, she's having her, but Lala Ri is like, I'm gonna fucking slay. I'm gonna win. She walked in with a fire lit under her ass. She was like, it is time for me to go off in this. RuPaul announces the improv challenge. I immediately. I am immediately worried for Kahana Ch Montre. I mean, immediately. I'm worried about her mental health. I am worried about her existence as. As, like, the. Her whole being. And then she reluctantly chooses I'm a father, but she don't even care. She's like, I'm a. I don't care. I'mma going home is what I'mma do.

[A]

And then now they are going

[C]

this where it gets wild. So Alexis, Michelle, she looks at because Lala Ri goes, I want this character, and this is the only one I want. And Alexis says, well, if you're not willing to consider anyone else, then we should just. You get it. But then when Kandy said the exact same thing, she had all the smoke for Kandi, who was basically doing the same thing that Lala Ri did. But why did it not bother her when Lala Ri did it?

[A]

Because I only have eyes for you. She is smitten over Lala Ri. Lala Ri gave a little. And then she's like, okay, fine. And then when Kandy did it, she was like, no, bitch. You don't get to just say, you do that again. This is very Bob the Drag Queen language, by the way. This is Bob the Drag Queen. Alexis is studying from the manual. Bob the Drag Queen. So, like, you don't just get to say that you don't have another option. That's not how this works.

[C]

But the difference is, I don't think I would have let Lala Ri get away with it either.

[A]

Maybe if. Maybe if Lala's name was Lala Ritz, she probably got away with other things she wanted to do.

[C]

But it was really weird to me how she was. She literally, like, the exact same scenario was like, you know, that's valid. You don't have another choice, and this is the way you want. And you Deserve this. So everyone leave Lala Ri alone. No one give her shit. You all better fuck off. But Kandy, bitch. Fuck you, bitch. You don't get to motherfucking say you so all the motherfucking choice. What the fuck you talking about, bitch? And then Kandi. Now Kandi's studying from the Bob Drag Quiz what Kandi said. But you said they were the same, so why don't you choose the other one?

[A]

I know Alexis tried to manipulate Kandy, which is a little very. It's very condescending. And then being like. And I'm like, oh, well, they're just both the same, so you can blah,

[C]

blah, blah, blah, blah.

[A]

And then when Candy's like, so are they the same? Then you do that one. Alexa's like, well, no, I don't want that one. But, bitch, you just said they're the same. So it is a little. It's. It's very disingenuous for Alexis to do that.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, Katie called it passive aggressive, and I don't think that's what passive aggressive is. Yeah, but I do. But I do think it was quite manipulative. Like, she was really trying to be like, they're basically the same. So, I mean, listen, I famously manipulated a situation on RuPaul's Drag Race when I got the team to fight about their category. And then while they were fighting, I just stole the other one.

[A]

Art. Did somebody mention art? I'm not.

[C]

I'm not above. I'm not condemning manipulation on a competition show to get what you want, because I did it myself. And honestly, it was low key. Iconic. But I don't think passive aggressive was a label. I don't know who I was. I mean, I think they both had some valid points. I probably would have tried to manipulate as well, but she just didn't do a good enough job. Like, bitch, if you're gonna try to manipulate, like, don't. Candy used your. Candy took your little manipulation and she went and threw it right back at you. And then you end up eating it all and landed on her face. She was trying to manipulate Candy's head. No, no, no, bitch. Candy was like, I am too quick. You're not gonna manipulate me. I'm gonna manipulate you. I'm gonna get what I want. And you're gonna sit there, you're gonna take the role that you don't want, because, bitch, you're not about to have me out here in these streets playing a role I don't wanna play.

[A]

But the reason, I think when Candy with The passive aggress comes when Alexis says, oh, I don't like. I'm not liking the attitudes of some people in this room right now. I think that some people in this room could be. Could do a little better job with their attitude.

[C]

It is as aggressive. Some people.

[A]

And then that would have set me off. Cause I'm like, bitch, there are some people on this podcast right now that need to really, like, who are you talking to? You talking to me?

[C]

Who are some people who are other. Who, Who, Who, Who. Who are other people?

[A]

And then Alexis just breaks down, and she just starts to cry.

[C]

And then. No, not yet. Not quite yet. What happens first happens is Alexis accepts the other role. And then Alexis does her signature move, which is she just starts crying. And then Candy's like, it. I'm. I don't have time for this shit. Which, to be honest, I feel like that's how I would react. I feel like that's how I would react. Yes. If I would. If you and I just got done arguing about trying to be on this thing and then you start crying, I'd be like, I have stuff to do. Like, I'm. I'm not happy that you're crying, but I. I don't. I don't now have time to console you. I just don't have the capacity. I don't have the capacity to console you now.

[A]

Yeah. She goes, ugh, I can't with the tears. And I'm like, I feel that, but I don't think. I don't know if I would have been as dismissive.

[C]

I mean, I don't know.

[A]

Again, y', all, when you're filming the show at this point, you're three weeks in, but you're tired, you're aggravated, you're around these people all the time. You're eating lunch with them. Like, little shit like that starts to really, really irritate you about other people and sets you off. So I could. I don't know how I react, to be honest. I don't know.

[C]

Whenever I argue with someone and they start crying, I usually just stare at them. Like, if we're arguing, someone starts crying. I'm usually just like, is this what

[A]

you often find yourself in?

[C]

No, not 36. It's happened more than once? Oh, yeah. Yeah. One time and Mateo were arguing, and he started crying, and I was just. I was just looking at him. I don't think Jake was over that time. Yeah, Mateo's cried several times, but he's very sensitive. So now. So Candy's over it all and then after. After it, like, kind of settles down a little bit. We see Kahana, and Kahana's like, the vibe is not it.

[A]

I'm leaving. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Because she's like, because I'm dead. When she started packing her stuff, I was like, this is crazy.

[A]

Well, first they all break apart, and they all doing their thing, and she is like. She's looking at the paper, and you can see her trying to process and trying to begin to see how she's gonna sink her teeth into this role. And then.

[C]

Bitch.

[A]

I mean, I don't know how much time it was in real time, but you could tell. She just like. And she asked Lala. Oh, no. She asked Jimbo. She's asking Jimbo for advice, like, what can I do differently to make this a run? Jimbo's, like, trying to offer.

[C]

I think this was. This was. I think this was before the break. This was after she asked for Jimbo for advice. After the breakdown, I think was it. I have it in my note.

[D]

She had the breakdown. She. They were like, just trying to get.

[C]

As soon as the fight was over for filming anyway, as soon as the fight was over, the next thing was Kahana, you broken down and tired and starts packing her stuff. And then she leaves. And there's a clip where Lala Ri goes, I just want to be a drag queen that has fun. They. That is. That's another quote I love. I just want to be a drag queen that has fun, honey. And then so as. As. So people like, wait, she's leaving. She's leaving. She's. Everyone's like, wait, no, she's not leaving, is she?

[A]

No.

[C]

Is she really leaving? And then RuPaul comes back in in her little Canadian tuxedo, is like, hold on, hold on. This is.

[D]

Is.

[C]

This is wild.

[A]

Yeah. You know, RuPaul was. You know, RuPaul was in his trailer watching this scene happen, and she's like, she wanna.

[C]

RuPaul.

[A]

In my mind, RuPaul was sitting, was kickback, was watching this thing. Kahana going.

[C]

He's like, let me get. Let me get.

[A]

He just flew off his chair and came to get these bitches together. He's like, you cannot go home. We are making a show. You cannot go home.

[C]

But also, how would you feel if you had just. How would you feel if you went home? You said, I want to leave. And the production was like, bye. And then you saw on TV someone else like, I want to leave Productions like, no, no, no, no, no. We need you to stay. If I was Heidi, I would feel some kind of way. When Kahana tried to leave the. They shut down production. They said, hold on, RuPaul. They flew in RuPaul. They were like, she got a pep talk, Bitch, how is it you want to leave? And everyone said, well, you know, you gotta do what you gotta do.

[A]

Well, allegedly. We don't know how true this is or not. Allegedly.

[C]

I'm talking about tv. All I'm talking about is what I saw on tv.

[A]

Okay, but I want to say. I want to talk about what I heard. Allegedly, Allegedly, more girls wanted to leave as well. Apparently, it wasn't Onikahanna. I think there were rumblings of other girls being like, well, bitch, fuck it, I want to go home too. So I think that all that compacts it on all these things. If it's true, who knows if it's true. Allegedly. But that's just what's going around in the Internet.

[C]

But that shit, I would feel. Bitch, I'd be pissed the hell off if I. If my ass was fucking at home watching someone get brought. Y' all let me go. Y' all let me go.

[A]

So RuPaul comes in, and he gives these girls a pep talk about. I'm saying, the competition.

[C]

To be fair. To be fair, though, when. When. When Heidi walked out, RuPaul was in full drag. So I'm.

[A]

When Heidi walked out. Wait, what? When Heidi walked out, RuPaul was in full dry.

[C]

When Heidi left the work room, RuPaul was in full drag.

[A]

Was he? Oh. Cause they were. Because they had done. It was Runway day.

[C]

Yes. They're doing their makeup. So imagine if RuPaul would have walked in there in drag. Be like, hold on. First of all, can you Even imagine seeing RuPaul in the workroom in Dragon?

[A]

We have seen it before. When he did. When he has the face scene with the Coke cans in his hair,

[C]

where.

[A]

There's that scene. I think it's season six. And he comes and he has, like, that blue thing on. He has his eyelid, and he has the robe on.

[C]

He poops his head in the door for, like, one second. But, I mean, standing in the workroom, full drag, full face, see the whole thing, head to toe. That. That would be wild for me to see that in the workroom.

[A]

Yeah, that would be weird. But so then RuPaul has this pep talk with the girls, and then. And then. And you can see Kahana. You know, she feels minister, too. And then he said. He makes a joke at Alexis. She's like, you've been crying every single fucking week. And RuPaul, Alexis is like, yeah, I have.

[C]

Yeah. She was crying when.

[B]

When.

[C]

When RuPaul said that shit like, Alexis has been. Did anyone notice there was not a drought this summer in California because Alexis was fucking moistening the land, honey. Alexis about to end this drought. That was. That was. That. That was a wild moment. And so they all kind of give this. This boost, this pep talk. And then I gotta say, Jimbo is low key. Giving Miss Congeniality.

[A]

You don't have congeniality in All Stars.

[C]

I'm just saying she's giving Miss Congeniality.

[A]

Wait, Joey J made a tweet. I saw that. Joey J made a tweet about this. And I remember being like, ooh, Joey J. Said, not today. Joey J is gay, right? Is their name.

[C]

I don't. I don't know. I'm a gay ass bitch. I'm Joey J. Oh, so Joey J tweeted.

[A]

I'm so confused. Did they not do Sykes? Y' all already did. Y' all already did this before. If you can't handle it, don't say yes to All Stars. Why is everyone wanting to go home? It's a reality television show packed with drama and acting challenges. We all knew this.

[C]

Okay, Wanting to leave, does that mean that you don't pass a psych evaluation? It just means you want to leave? Like, yeah, I don't know if that. I don't know if that's the take that I would go with.

[A]

I'm just. I'm just reporting the news. That's what I do here. I report the news.

[C]

I mean, how do you feel about it? You want to give your take on that? So you, Honor report, you don't give your take on anything.

[A]

Yeah, I agree. Just because you pass a psych eval does not mean that you are still a human being experiencing this thing. And what your needs and wants in the moment change as the episodes grow, as the weeks grow. Taping the show just to get you past the psyche valve doesn't mean you're not going to be vulnerable and tired and wanting to go home. Yeah, I don't think that's the same thing.

[C]

And then Alexis tries to clear the air between her and Candy before going into this scene. Alexis is like, girl, I want to have a good scene. Candy apologizes. I think Alexis might apologize. And they just. They're, like, trying to, like, be sisters and, like, go into the scene and have a good time. Yeah, I would still be pissed off if I was Heidi, because I'm like, damn, now everyone can talk to their shit now. Everyone can be sister. Was I the only motherfucker y' all couldn't just be cool with everybody else? Y'? All? You can get RuPaul to come in. Everyone else get all this. I'm the only motherfucker y' all can't figure out how to settle your differences with. I say God damn.

[A]

So Jimbo, we see the shot of Jimbo helping Kahana through and giving her, like, some help with giving her some character work and how to, like, build a character and, like, funny things they can do. So I think this is. This we'll see. It is beneficial to Kahanna, and it really does help Kahanna process. It teaches her how to process this improv challenge a different way, and I think it activates something differently for her.

[C]

So let's go on to the challenge. Forensic Queens. It is the story of Lil Pound Cake. Lil Pound Cake, as you all know, as the famed Puppet from season five, season five of RuPaul's Drag Race, created by. Created by Alaska and Lanaysha Sparks. It's a very, very funny character. And then Alaska reprised in All Stars, too, and she's just very popular character in the Drag Race lore. There's a whole Drag Race fandom of inanimate objects. And Monet Sponge is in there. The purse is in there. Lil Pound Cake is in there. Ornaysha's in there. Drag Race inanimate objects is. There's. There's quite a few inanimate objects that are quite popular in the. In the history of RuPaul's Drag Race. And I think Lil Pound Cake, all

[A]

of our inanimate objects, had to compete. Who do you think is winning?

[C]

Ornaysha, hands down, why Ornation is mopping the competition. I feel like Ornaysha is the most iconic one, to be honest.

[D]

I mean, you have not brought up your purse.

[A]

He did say the purse. And she would lose expeditiously.

[C]

The purse would be. The purse would definitely. The purse would definitely win a lip sync against the assassin and then send home the sponge easily. The sponge is going home first, baby.

[A]

First of all, the sponge is more iconic than the purse. Let's just make that very clear.

[C]

Right, and so what is that based on? What is that based on?

[A]

I'm just wondering the popularity of the Sponge. I mean, we'll just look at the comments. Right now, they're telling you that the sponge is more iconic than the purse, period.

[C]

Well, I just. I just feel like if we go on YouTube, we look up the song Purse first, it's not about the song,

[A]

and it's not about the song specifically

[C]

versus Soak it Up. I think. I think that that that Purse first has a bigger impact.

[A]

Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

[C]

Bye. About to the tune of about a million extra views.

[A]

No, it's not.

[C]

And I think. And I think if we go to Spotify and we look up how many folks have listened to Purse first versus how many people have listened to soak it up, I think that I don't. I don't see what category the sponge

[A]

is winning in and everything presentation, but question and answer talent. The sponges.

[C]

Soak it up has 1.4 million streams on Spotify. And I. And I just. I just happened to notice that purse first has 7.8 million, so about 8 million more streams on Spotify. About an extra million streams. I just don't see where the sponge is. I just don't see it. Anyway, moving on.

[D]

Now that you've been on this podcast, need to get back to the topic.

[C]

Now that you've been crushed expeditiously, let's go on to this.

[A]

Let me say this. You lucky. I just landed in London town and I'm a little foggy right now, or else I will have to dust your ass.

[C]

You've been foggy. Stop smoking your little. Your marijuana. You've been foggy. You can't remember shit. You don't remember where you were. Okay, so you've been foggy since the first episode of this podcast. This is not a podcast. It's an intervention, honey.

[A]

Anyway, let's talk about the challenge.

[C]

So, you know, I actually. I had some laughs. It was long.

[A]

It was a very long challenge. I feel like the rusicals and the improv action challengers, they're getting longer and longer. Jack is like, baby, we have 27 Emmys.

[C]

We'll.

[A]

We'll make these shits as long as we fucking want to. I don't mean shit. I'm just talking about in general.

[C]

There's some really random stuff like. Like, why are they. Like, why were Kahana and Jessica cleaning that fish in the. Like, they were just washing a fish.

[A]

Jessica kind of. So Jessica kind of, like, disappeared for me.

[C]

Yeah, well, she wasn't involved in any of the drama.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And she did, like, fine, and she wasn't horrible and she wasn't great in the challenge, so. Yeah, I think that's a very valid observation. She. She just kind of was just kind of existing. You know what I mean? Yeah. Lala re driving. That card is hilarious. Lala Reed driving That car with one leg out. I was first of all nervous for her safety, but on the phone, that shit was so fucking funny. And Jessica Wilde did have a line that I love. She goes, I'm not a Republican and I did not kill Lil Pouncake.

[A]

I think that Lala did a really good job of activating a trope that she's very familiar with in these type of movies. I can see this character. I've seen this character in multiple different movies I've seen, and I think she did a really good job portraying it, and it was extremely funny. And I think Lala Ri's a testament to, like, don't go and drag her trying to do shit that you like. I'm going to try doing this thing because I think it's going to be funny. Like, no. She stuck to something she knows is funny and injected that into her character, and it made it really great and really powerful.

[C]

She's also shown her range because the character that her and the character she played with Heidi in the last one versus this one are completely different characters, but we're both very funny. I think Lala Ri is cementing herself as one of the funnier girls from this season. Be honest. I would say. I would say it's Jimbo then Lala Ri. To be honest, in terms of humor. Humor, humor. I would say Jimbo then La Ray.

[A]

Yeah, I could see that. I really enjoyed Heidi in that improv challenge, but I don't have a second one to base it off of. And I'm trying to think of her and. Oh, yeah, Laa and Heidi kind of the same in Snatch Game.

[C]

No, I think. I think a lot of reason was a little better than hiding Snatch Game, but that's beside the point. She wasn't. She wasn't a huge standout in Snatch Game. Yeah, but I. I thought that Candy seems like Candy's only capable of being Candy. I don't think Candy can do any character besides Candy.

[A]

Well, Candy Muse, Tita tweeted about this, and I'm going to read that tweet. I've been doing some tweet recon this episode. She had. Kate Canyon had a tweet for niggas like you.

[C]

Okay, what did she say? You know what recon is short for.

[A]

Reconnaissance.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. She said, I guess someone made a comment. So she said, yeah, because when you're cunt and already a character, you can play yourself in every acting challenge. RuPaul literally told me to always play as Kandy Muse. Why wouldn't I listen to Mother. And it's her show. So Bob Kandi said, mind your business, bitch. I'm doing what RuPaul said I should do.

[C]

Well, you know what? She. She, she. She did her thing and she was safe. So maybe she. Maybe she's on the right path. Maybe she did what. Maybe she did what needed to be done.

[A]

Why are you zooming in all of a sudden? What are you doing?

[C]

I'm trying to match our frames because I know that Jay will do it in post, but I'm just. Bitch, if I want to zoom all the way in, I'll zoom all the way in, bitch. Don't ever talk about me in my fucking zoom. Worry about your zoom now.

[A]

You're making the editing twice as hard for Jay for no reason. You are now, you all.

[C]

Yeah, and we pay him to work hard. Yeah, we pay you to work hard, Jay.

[A]

You're a mess. That's not how paying someone works, you fucking nasty bitch.

[C]

Yeah, we pay you to work hard, honey. So, Jay, when you flip your little lights with your home, know that I paid for that.

[A]

Okay? As a lala. We have. We have. Kahana is doing a good job.

[C]

I think Hana is a good job for Kahana. She's doing a good job.

[A]

Yeah. And again, it is grading a slightly on a curve because thinking about, like, her struggles with things with. With in acting challenges. But I think it is much improved from her last time.

[C]

I like Jessica Wild's Taco Tuesday moment. I like Jessica Wild going on about. About etb. Sorry to go back. Jessica Wild, but, like, when she goes etb, I don't know if she said ETB on purpose or an accident, but that shit tickled me because she. Jessica did say that she's having a hard time worrying about translating. Jessica Wild was like, I'm worried about. I have to translate everything that I'm saying and then say it. Like, she. I don't know, she didn't say this, but she just used the word translate, which makes me believe that she's thinking it in Spanish, translating into English, and then it comes out of her mouth.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, Jessica.

[C]

Bless her heart.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But, yeah, you're right. Kahana was low key, just kind of under there. And I think Alexis was also under the radar too.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I wonder if some of her tears got in the way of, like.

[C]

Cause, you know.

[A]

Cause again, you are an actor. You are the vessel for your art. Right? So sometimes just like all the emotions of it, that kind of gets in the way of you doing the best job you can do. Cause you just all. Now you're all fucked up in your head.

[C]

Yeah. I did love her look, though. But I do think that the two roles, the district attorney and the detective, were very, very different. And I think that she had an opportunity to do a really big character with that district attorney the way that Jimbo did with the. With the forensics investigator, but she just kind of didn't go there with it. She didn't take the opportunity to make some big, bold choice with that character, you know?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I'd agree. And Jimbo, great job. I think Jimbo. This is Jimbo's bag, though. This is what Jimbo does. Like, we know that Jimbo is a good actor, and Jimbo does a very funny.

[C]

Why you. Why are you rolling your eyes when you come from a Jimbo? Why do you hate Jimbo so much? And the Internet's been calling you out about it too, and the comments have been calling you out about your Jimbo hate. So why are you grading on a curve? But the curve is curving down, And I heard you like when they curved down.

[A]

I just like when they curve down. There you go.

[C]

Do you want to talk about why you hate Jimbo before we move on to the makeup moments?

[A]

I don't hate Jimbo. I just really dislike him.

[C]

Noted. You heard it. Canada. Monet hates your prime minister name.

[A]

Canada.

[C]

Is Jimbo coming for Brooke Lynn as the drag prime minister of Canada?

[A]

Here's the thing, okay? So what if Jimbo wins All Stars? Does Jimbo take over as host of Canada's Drag Race?

[C]

No.

[A]

Oh, okay. I don't know. I'm just asking.

[C]

I don't think that's part of the prize package. I don't think winning Drag Race means you get to just take people's jobs. And now, since you won, you get to go pick any drag queen you want. You can kick Bob off the tour for Madonna. You can go be Jinx on Broadway. Whichever one you want, just do yours.

[A]

Imagine if that's how it works. Like, one of the French girls come and competes on American Season, and they get to take over instead of Nicky. Wouldn't that be wild? Drag Race is just. Drag Race was perpetually in a Hunger Game state.

[C]

I will say, if I was Jimbo and I won Drag Race, I would go back and be like. I would go back to Canada and be like. I will say one of us here. Like, if I was on If I was Jimbo and I won Drag Race and I was on Drag Race Canada again, even as a judge, I would be like, I do want to point out Brooklyn that one of us won Drag Race.

[A]

Brook Lynn is honestly, Brooklyn is so fucking good at her job and she should do it forever.

[D]

Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of

[A]

unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back.

[D]

So I thought it would be fun if we made fifteen fifteen dollar bills,

[A]

but it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a [e-mail] switch upfront payment

[B]

of $45 for three months, $90 for six months or $180 for a 12 month plan required $15 per month equivalent taxes and fees. Extra initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes. Me slow when network is busy.

[C]

See terms when we get to the makeup mirror. Kahana thanks Jimbo for helping her out and she said that she her advice helped her get through. But I think Jimbo gave good advice because I remember thinking to myself like, what makes me funny? And the only thing I come up with was like, it's just the way my brain's wired. I couldn't think of something to say. Something like find the joy and share that I'd be like, I don't know. It's the way my brain's wired. It's the way I think. I don't know.

[A]

Bob said I don't have to think about what makes me funny.

[C]

I am saying, I mean I have taught people to be funny. I taught Monet every the basic structure of literally. Can you let me finish my sentence? I get that you're tired because you're a little jet lag affect our podcast. Do we need RuPaul come here and set you straight. You need to say I am a professional. I am a professional.

[A]

How can you please fuck off? I'll act straight when you fuck off. How about that?

[C]

RuPaul said, I am a professional. Do not let your feelings get in the way of your success fears.

[A]

RuPaul be giving such good advice though. RuPaul is a very honestly something. When I be having moments in my life, I'm like, I just wish I could. I would go to how you just FaceTime.

[C]

Rup.

[A]

Like Ru. I really go with Rue. Can you just. Ru is a good pep talker. Rue gives good advice.

[C]

I've never thought that specifically about Ru, but I mean normally I call you. You give good advice. Thank you.

[A]

You do as well. You give great advice, Bob, anytime.

[C]

I have a question.

[A]

Bob normally goes to well, Monet, you know, when I. Da, da, da, da. There you go to the thing. It's always very good advice.

[C]

I got a caramel color ball head friend that I call for advice. I don't need RuPaul.

[A]

The ball head coalition.

[C]

The caramel color ball head coalition. I got me one. So let's go to the judging. Okay, so they pointed out that candy only placer. Oh, Runway. Sorry. I never write notes on the Runway. Cause I just look at the visuals of the Runway.

[A]

Okay, let's look at the Runway.

[C]

Serving the Runway.

[A]

RuPaul is. I love this catsuit. And with, like, the license plate belt, I think that's very fun. I mean, leotard and RuPaul with this, y'.

[D]

All.

[A]

Bob used to make fun of me all the time back in the day. He was like, monet, you cannot make your leotard so skinny. Like, you have to have more fabric. Bob used to hate a tight leotard than this.

[C]

Yours were skinnier than this. Monet had a piece of dental floss across. Monet had a shoestring.

[A]

No, it used to be this size.

[C]

No, Monae used to put up mon to wear her thongs backwards. That's what Monae used to do.

[A]

RuPaul, that is a ru had a like, a tight little puss. Honey, look at RuPaul's toing them legs. Look at RuPaul got.

[C]

The only thing I know about this look was that it said that. It said ubtt. It should have said u B. And it's because it looked like you. Butt work.

[A]

Yeah, I agree. I agree. It should be BTR, but I think RuPaul looks good. I love that RuPaul has gotten out of this gown era. RuPaul, really. Zaldi is giving RuPaul so many silhouettes. And do you think that is RuPaul being like, let's switch it up. Like, I want to try something different. Or do you think because you see a lot of raven influence here, like, this is. A raven would wear this down.

[C]

Maybe it's a collaborative process. You know, there are times where my. My physical aesthetic will change based on conversations that I have with my designer. My main designer is Domino. And. And, you know, Domino will bring me ideas. So basically, the way it will work on we're here is I would give Domino a broad thing. I'll be like, I want to turn a. A football jersey into a cat suit. I want one whole thing all the way down. And then Domino is like, oh, what if we add. What if we add, like, the grill from the helmet, but just that part. And then we. And then we put the knee pads, and then we do shoulder pads, and we do all this. So then Domino, like, really curates it into this much more elevated. And I'll give, like, a basic note. I want to be in, like, a big, flowy, Mother Earth type thing. And then that's how we got that caftan with the flowers all over it. I was like, I want to be a lesbian biker chick. Is all I know. And then he comes up with the idea for the cross in the front. So for me, it's a collaborative process between my designers. How about you? Or do you. Are you one of those folks who goes in with pictures and you're like this? Only this. I don't want to hear no opinions. You know those girls, too, who are so proud. I design all of my own garments. I. I don't take any input. I don't like anyone to say anything.

[A]

No, I'm not. That I normally, like, I will say I will have an idea of something I want, and I'll send a bunch of different references of, like, the exact direction, and then the designer would like.

[C]

But.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. And then. But I mean, different designers. For Domino, I'm. It's more collaborative like that. But for other designers, I go to different designers, specifically, who work within that skill set that know they can achieve the thing that I want. That's often too. Like, I. I go to certain designers for certain things. I know they can execute it.

[C]

Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. So let's go into these looks. Ms. Fill in the blank. Ms. Fill in the blank. We have Ms. Sausage party, Jessica Wilde. Jessica Wilde is a little strange, right?

[A]

I just don't like sausage party. Is this supposed to be, like, a sexual. There's an innuendo there, right?

[C]

Yeah. You know what a sausage party is, right?

[A]

Is that a gang bang?

[C]

No, a sausage party is just a party where there's just all guys. It's like if you go to a party, like in college, you go to a party, there are no girls. I'm like, man, this is a fucking sausage party.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I have heard that you fucking euphemism before. I have.

[C]

And she's. She's walking out with. She's kind of weird, right? A little nutty.

[A]

She's a little strange. Jessica Wild is a little kooky, but I think she knows.

[C]

But, I mean, her look is fine. I'm not crazy about it, you know?

[A]

Yeah, it's fine. I mean. Yeah, I wish it would incorporate it's just. She literally just has a yellow gown on. She has. She's holding some sausages. I wish she would have incorporated it more into the look and made it, you know?

[C]

Yeah. I wish you would have been a big sausage even. You know what I mean?

[A]

That would have been me. That would have been cute.

[C]

Ms. Tired Ass Showgirl Kahana Montrese. I think the reason why this kind of irritates me is because it's not her saying. And it's just like, the only thing they added, the tire part, was just her yawning.

[A]

Yeah. And again, this is. I love the hair, but we've kind of seen this type of thing from Kahan a lot this season. And also she's doing that. She's doing that thing. Remember when Robin. Robin Fierce, had that wig that went all the way down to the bottom of her ears? That's what Kahana has going on to.

[C]

You see how moldable it was? It drove me a little bit crazy.

[A]

It's, like, under, like, her jawbone. It's so wild.

[C]

Like, I was like, girl, now she swept the sideburns up into the hair. This is wild. Like, y' all wig makers are building sideburns into your wigs. This is. But also, maybe I just have a big ass head. I cannot imagine a wig ever going that far. Like, how would the hairline be if it went down here? This would be crazy.

[A]

Cause I think it's a frontal. I think the designer is taking a frontal, and the frontals are normally wider, so the person who's wearing it can cut it to whatever it desires. I think she should. Y' all just cut it so that you can just cut that anyway.

[C]

But they. But they've already. But the hair is pulled up into things, so you can't just cut it. Cause the hair is in.

[A]

No, you cannot. I've received a wig like that. You can. Because it's normally shellacked. You can cut that right off and it will be completely fin.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Let's go into Ms. Bootleg, not Bootleg. It was Ms. Was it Ms. Bootlegger?

[A]

I forgot what she was.

[C]

Ms. Bootlegger.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Lala Ree is Ms. Bootlegger, which. This is a very interesting Atlanta trope. I'm from Atlanta, and, like, I. They probably bootleg everywhere, but I just remember seeing bootleggers everywhere in Atlanta. It's such. Was that a big thing in New York?

[A]

Yes, bootleggers are everywhere. They come into the barbershop while you're there. They know they're on the street. They come into the deli while you're chilling. Deli. Like bootleggers are very praying. Yeah, the bootleggers are very prevalent in New York.

[C]

Yeah, I remember seeing lots of bootleggers. And back in the day, the biggest thing you could bootleg were DVDs. DVDs.

[A]

Bitch.

[C]

Get a bootleg DVD. But nowadays you don't really. No one's bootlegging DVDs anymore. I think ever since Napster, people are like, bitch, I'll just fucking pirate it from home or just buy it for three. But like, like a dvd, I was cheaper. Now like a bootleg DVD was like $5. And now you can just rent it for like 3 or $5 off of iTunes. Or even, or even YouTube.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Bootlegging. I mean, I, I mean, I don't, I haven't been. The biggest place I would see it was on the train and in the barbershop. And I don't do any of those things anymore for the past couple years. So I don't know if is still a thing. I don't, I don't think so, though.

[C]

Why don't you go to the barber shop?

[A]

I just have the time. I.

[C]

Understandable, understandable. I will say the, the. I want to do a YouTube video where I boot. Where I buy some bootleg purses off of. Of the streets of New York City and then just compare them to the real thing. But I also don't want to go buy a bunch of like, so expensive. Compare them to each other.

[A]

Now I'm saying. But after you finish, are you going to throw them away or going to have these, you know what I mean?

[C]

I'm not going to buy 40 of it. It might be like three or four purses. I can have an extra three or four purses in my home. I have the room.

[A]

But you're never going to use them because they're, because they're bootleg.

[C]

I would carry a fake purse. I would absolutely. If a fake purse looked real, I would absolutely carry it.

[A]

Yeah, you fake like that Birkin you was trying to buy. And you knew it was fake too, y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

That's the realty. He knew was fake. He was trying to act like he was about a real shit.

[C]

I want a fake Birkin. But I wanted to say fake on it, but I, I, I know someone who has. Larry. Larry had the. You fake like you fake like this Birkin. That is so fierce to me. I don't know if he wrote that on there.

[A]

No, it's a designer. It's a brand that does it.

[C]

Oh. Two Face is a friend of ours and. And he has this bag that says, you fake like this Birkin. That is so cunt to me. I don't know. I would rather see that than a real Birkin, to be honest.

[A]

Well, DJ Larry is more than our friend. He also DJed the civil rivalry Canadian tours, and Larry's done a lot of shows with us, and we love DJ 2 Face.

[C]

Yeah. Shout out to 2 Face. Let's keep going on these looks. So arrogant. Lala Reeves look is fine. We didn't critique the look. It's fine. I mean, she looks good. I don't love this hair.

[A]

I like the hair. I think the lame. And I know she's. Again, she's supposed to be a bootlegger, so like the op, you're trying to look a little cheapy.

[C]

Cheap.

[A]

But I think there's a way to be the bootleg girl but elevate it and I think I agree. It's fine. It's fine. It's serviceable. Let's go into Kami muse, who's giving Ms. Arrogant. I don't get it. I think she's calling back to her fight with Tamisha and the colors of her backpack outfit, but I don't.

[D]

Yeah, and it's the same wig as well.

[C]

But why is it. No, she.

[A]

It was. It was not. She had like the bobos in it. It's similar.

[C]

I remember what she had gives, but it's not the same thing. I don't understand why it's furry now. I don't understand the silhouette. Yeah, I don't like.

[A]

I don't get it.

[C]

Like, like, how is this. Like, I don't get this. Like, I would say with La Reed, even if she wasn't wearing the badge. I can get that. She's a bootlegger. I get it. It's clear.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I. I get that. That, that Jessica Wild, it's got something going on with sausages. Although it kind of just looks like she has a few sausages attached to this dress. But with Kahana and Candy, I just don't get this. Just looks like a look that Candy would just wear.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

She happened to be wearing a thing that says Ms. Arrogant.

[A]

The only thing that has anything to do with her thing with. To me again, you could be anything. Why did she feel the need to reference. Like, you could be missing. She could have been Miss Bronx. She could have been Miss. Miss, Miss Fight or something. I don't fucking know. But like this.

[C]

Who would you have been Monet.

[A]

I would have been Ms. Ass. No, you know, I would have been Bob. Bob. You know what I would have been?

[C]

What?

[A]

Mistake.

[C]

Mistake. That would have eight. I would have been. I would have ate.

[D]

Hey.

[C]

I'd have been. I'd have been Missing Finger and walk around like this.

[A]

Missing Finger.

[C]

Missing Finger. I used to know. I used to. I used to have a bus driver whose last name was in finger. And, and. And she didn't like us to call her Missing Finger.

[A]

Are you. Is that a joke or is that. Is that a real.

[C]

No, this is true. Missing Finger was a bus driver at Morrow High School.

[A]

Her last name was Enthinger Infinger.

[C]

So we just called her Mel. Her name was Melody Infinger.

[A]

I can't tell her during a bit.

[C]

I'm not lying. She's probably on Facebook. Melody Infinger. She was the costume designer for the. She was the costume designer for Morrow High School.

[A]

So she's almost like Middle finger

[C]

Melody Labaki. No, that's. I looked up. That's not Mel. But. Yeah, but Mel was the only lady at our school that we called by her first name because she hated being called Missing Finger.

[A]

Gag. That's hilarious. Anyway, Alexa Michelle is Miss Man Pig and she is a jockey. Is that what the red is?

[C]

Yes, it is.

[D]

She's also wearing a fisting glove.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

I mean you don't need a glove.

[C]

Literally have an entire special about called Fist of Glory and you don't know what the fisting. You're. You're co opting kink culture.

[D]

But on a side note, there's a glitch on The Amazon Prime UK website and Monet's special in the UK is €90 instead of nine.

[A]

No, that's. That's correct. That's correct. That's correct.

[C]

How many and how many reviews does it have? That's a real question. 90 day euros in the motherfuckers.

[A]

You don't need a glove to fist.

[C]

You don't need.

[A]

You know, I mean, I guess you can use one, but you don't need a glove to fist. I don't think so.

[C]

You don't need one when you fisted one guy one time and now you acting like you are the queen of kink. Bitch. Stop acting like you're like you, me

[A]

and Trinity talked to that guy and we watched all his videos and none of his videos had him facing anyone with a glove on.

[C]

Okay, well she likes to wear glove.

[A]

You don't even know. She did not say she likes to wear.

[C]

We don't even know who looks like she said, I'm representing my hanky code. And I googled it and read. It's fisting, and she's wearing.

[D]

You don't have to wear a fisting glove. It's just an extra accessory that you can use if you like to. Some people prefer it, but it's not.

[C]

It's a courtesy. You're not a. You're not a courteous fister. You got money Don't Monet. Yo, Kiki. And money take off her watch. Money don't even take her rings off you. You let Monet fish you. If you want somebody. Big gorilla knuckles with a. With an apple watch and a. And. And a couple of rings, nails, everything.

[A]

You talk about me, I've just become a big monkey. You gonna call me gorilla hands.

[C]

You gonna wear everything?

[D]

When it comes to fisting, gloves are essential. They act as a barrier between the hand and the private parts, reducing the risk of infections and STIs. Also, gloves make inserting and moving around the hand easier while preventing any skin irritation or damage.

[C]

Y' all gonna let Monet reach around your ass like Blanca from Street Fighter. Beast.

[A]

I'll be d.

[C]

Imagine by Mr.

[A]

Fantastic. Imagine getting fisted by Mr. Fantastic. Imagine

[C]

he could go through the whole track of your.

[A]

Of your intestine. He just. Literally just put his wrist in and that's it. And he just.

[C]

You need Mr. Fantastic. Dick stretches, too.

[A]

Oh, that's probably how he discovered it. He was probably sitting at home just

[C]

like, oh, oh, okay, wait.

[A]

Also, to Alexis, is she into urine as well? Because it looks like the jockstrap is soiled in urine at the bottom.

[C]

Yeah, I think she might be a little bit of a piss queen and a little bit of a fisting queen or at least interested in representing it, you know?

[A]

Yeah. Work.

[C]

Have you done any piss play?

[A]

I have. I. I have. I have urinated on someone.

[C]

I was gonna let someone urinate on me, and then I showed up and they were like, I don't want to do it anymore. And I was like, okay, work.

[A]

I was in the. I say work.

[C]

So Jimbo is miss. Miss Tits. Miss. I love the Australian accent. Miss Tits McGay. All right, all right, all right, ladies. I miss Tits McGuye. This is quintessential jumbo.

[A]

It is. Now here's my thing, right? We have read other girls for, like, we came at James, saying, James, Jimbo has done the boobs a lot. Do we think that we've seen the boobs too much from Jimbo? I don't think so.

[C]

I think it's a great look.

[A]

I love this. Say it again.

[C]

But the silhouettes are different. But the silhouettes are different.

[A]

Yeah. This is true. And I think this is really great. I love the way these big ass titties and the tiny waist and how the hips bring the dress out. Like, I think the proportions of this honestly look really cool. So I'm into it. I'm just wondering how we feel about the boobs so often.

[C]

She's like, when. You know those porn stars with giant. Giant. Giant boobs.

[A]

Yes. That lady. One of hers ruptured, and she literally just has a big flat tire. She has, like, a size. I think she's an H or ag. And the one popped. I know, I know. That sucks, dude. Let's go on to the Fame Games.

[C]

Oh, the Fame. Oh, you famous. We have fan games on ours.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So let's. Let's do a quick overview. Ms. Shady Lady.

[A]

No, miss. Ms. Sunlight on the skin.

[C]

Wait, no, it says Ms. Shady Lady. I skipped to. To. I skipped to. Na. Sorry. Ms. Sunlight on the skin. What. What does that mean?

[A]

Miss Sunlight on the.

[C]

No. Okay, let's go on to who's doing the opposite. Miss shady lady. No, Ms. Sh. What does it say? Shady Lady.

[A]

The reads, like, all, like, shady things people have said. Jump in the ocean.

[C]

And is her outfit supposed to be, like, shade coming in?

[A]

Yeah, no, they're glasses.

[D]

Oh.

[C]

Oh. I like this look. I like that look. But they're not her quotes, though. But I like it, though.

[A]

Yeah. And she has the crown of readers. Yeah.

[C]

Ms. Ariana Grandma for Kasha Davis. That's funny.

[A]

Ms. Ariana Grandma. That's cool. Also, it's very, very different for Kasha. She's like a leotard. She has her hair in a high pony. This is a silhouette. I don't think I've ever seen Kasha in ever.

[C]

Okay. Darion looks great. Misshapen is so fucking funny. That's very funny. Darian has had some fucking looks.

[A]

I know her. Grace Jones is so good, too. This is misshapen. That's funny. That's good.

[C]

I feel like I want. I feel like I'm rooting for Darion for the Fame Games. I don't know what she's doing offline. I need to check. But, like, her looks are giving.

[A]

This is what I want to see.

[C]

James is. Who the fuck is James?

[A]

I don't know. I saw this online. I was like, this is like Ric Flair. Oh, yeah. Is she Miss Wrestling?

[C]

Is she Ric Flair?

[D]

It's Miss Queen of the Ring.

[A]

I think what is that Miss Queen of the Ring? That's so weird.

[C]

I don't know, but she. Loki, looks like Ric Flair.

[D]

Yeah, she's Miss Queen of the Ring, inspired by a combination and Ric Flair. Charlotte, WWE and Ric Flair.

[C]

Oh, there it is. I listen. When I tell you that I. When I tell you, y', all, for any of you, any of you out there who are WWF girlies like me, and I say wwf, that means you were there before it was wwe. That is. That was my era. Like, I grew up obsessed. My first Drag Race was wwf. Like, I was obsessed with this show. Now they're all fucking Trump Trumplicans, which is so annoying. Not all of them. That's not true. Not all of them. A lot of them came out against Trump, but now they're all fucking Trumplicans.

[A]

And you know what? It definitely had an impact on your life with your violent ass.

[C]

Anyway, so, girl, the drama.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Oh, wait. First we gotta finish the judging. So during the judging, the judges point out that Kandi basically only ever plays herself, which is. But they're like, I hate when they say, but we don't care.

[A]

I hate that critique Alyssa Edwards fucking gets. I hate that, too. I hate that.

[C]

I hate, hate, hate that Alyssa's the queen of that. You're like, alyssa. It doesn't make any sense. But we don't care. No, no, we need to care.

[A]

Yeah. It drives me insane when that critique drives me insane anytime a girl gets it. But, like, you were really funny. You didn't really do the challenge, and your outfits were ugly. But we didn't care because we just love you. You're so good at being you. So, like, so what about the rest of us that did all those things? So what about us?

[C]

Yeah, that's bullshit. I hate. I hate, hate, hate your makeup and hair. I hate.

[A]

Or ts madison.

[C]

This I hate. Bitch. If I. If not, she hate. I know my first episode, I'm excited. I'm. I'm like, I hate, hate, hate.

[A]

3.

[C]

Anyway, Alexis did not get a very good critique of her performance. They did like her look, but she did not get a good critique of her performance, though.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And Lala Ri wins the challenge, and everyone is so happy for her. Yeah.

[A]

Cause, you know, it's a long time coming. I think we've seen Lala. Lala's been doing a great job in the challenges often this season, but really stumbling on the Runway. So this time, she did both very well, and she was rewarded for it. And she also went home on an improv challenge, so to win one that always feels very nice. Like, I went home on a design challenge and I won one of those prizes for it. I felt very good.

[C]

Also, we misspoke and said that Lala Re went home on the. On the back challenge. She did not. We met, y' all, gathered us like a chignon. We get it. We get it. Oh, I want to go back for a second too, and talk about how the fact. Talk about RuPaul dressed as Lala Re during the. During the reenactment. That really tickled me pink.

[A]

Wait, when? What?

[C]

Oh, yeah, that really took me pink. Um, so the lipstick assassin is Jorgeous and they are lip syncing to About Damn Time by Lizzo. And I love that Lala Ric calls herself Big Bertha. I love that shit. Ya. Monae calls me Big Rebertha. That's one of my favorite nicknames that anyone has ever come up with for me.

[A]

Well, you know what? Also, I can't believe that Georges came out here and she did not punch the ghost one time. I said, georges, bitch. You just bitch. We wanna see you punch that ghost, girl.

[C]

Hey, turn down the lights. Yeah, she looked good, though. She looked really good.

[A]

She looks. She's. She's really like, post Drag Race, she's really, like, come into her an aesthetic that's very signature to her. I think she always looks really pretty great.

[C]

Lala Re wins the lip sync, which I agree with. Do you?

[A]

Yeah, I agree for sure. She did a great job.

[C]

She deserves 1 10, 15,000, technically, because she won 5,000 for the challenge too. Right. And Kahana Montrese was chosen to go home by La la.

[A]

It was time. I mean, I would have kept time. I would have kept Kahana for strategy, but.

[C]

What do you mean for strategy?

[A]

Because there's no way she's going to win.

[C]

But bitch, they would have then. Then you'd have a target on your back because everyone would then be hip to your game.

[A]

Okay, but it's only five more. There's like, what, six people left. I mean, so at one point. At what point do you start paying strategy to benefit yourself when it's too late?

[C]

I think you can play strategy, but there's other ways to play strategy without putting a big target on your back. Because everyone's gonna be like, oh, you wanna play like that? Okay, okay. Cause that's what happened, you know, that's what happened to Jimbo in the uk. Jimbo was trying to be a little cute, played a little strategy, and then Pangina was like, oh, you want to play strategy? Go Home, bitch. Go home.

[A]

And then strategy played Pangina like a fiddle.

[C]

Who pissed? Who said Pangina on blue Hydrangea. Yeah, but then. But then, but then. But then, because Pangina was playing strategy, then blue sent her home. So it gives. So you have to find a way to play strategy that other people aren't hip to your game. Because I think because Pangina and Jimbo were both playing strategy, they both got sent home because people clocked their tee.

[A]

But that's why you make sure alliances with the right people. Because let's say she sent Alexis home, then if Jimbo, Kandi, and whoever else are in her alliance, the likelihood that one of those people are in the top next week did not get to send her home. Because that's why you got to be smart with your alliances as well. So it's all a big game. If you like, you know, figure it out.

[C]

I also feel like when Candy left all alliance, when. When. When Heidi left, all the alliances just crumbled and fell apart.

[A]

Yeah. Because now nobody could trust anyone.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Because we had.

[C]

It was really sweet that as Kahan was going home, she goes, girl, top six girl. Be happy for me. That was a really moving moment when. Because lala ruse tag. She goes, top six girl. Be happy for me.

[A]

I'm much improved from last time she went home.

[D]

What?

[A]

Third last time. Much improved. Good for her.

[C]

Yeah. I wonder if she still has backflips.

[A]

Kahana does backflips.

[C]

She had backflip on the episode she got sent home during the lip sync.

[A]

I don't remember that.

[C]

Monet. Who's gonna win All Stars 8?

[A]

Well, before we go, I want to talk about the Heidi and Kahana drama, because. So apparently not. Apparently Kahana went on to Roscoe's and because Roscoe's does the viewing party that Bob and I have both done before. Lots of girls. There are two Dragons girls there every week. And then Heidi was not pleased with a lot of things that Kahana had to say. So then Heidi tweeted, watch Roscoe's. Can't wait to be there in two weeks to clear things up. I have been lied on and projected on enough. So then Kahane said, sis, keep ruffling them feathers. Keep them talking. You're doing your thing and living your best life. Your light will drive their darkness to madness and still smile. That's winning. Now onto the next booking. And then Heidi went on to say, ooh, sometimes you gotta have a conversation with your loved ones to remind you how booked and blessed and highly favored you are. The lying is a trigger of mine. I've honestly got too much good in my life to let that distract me. Happy pride, everyone. So Heidi and Kahanna had a whole bunch of back and forth. There were a lot of shady and nasty things said to each other. And then Kahanna said, you know what? I stepped out of my life. I'm gonna fix myself. I'm not that type of girl. But Heidi doubled down and was like, no, bitch, you fucked with the wrong one.

[C]

I mean, Heidi's posting screenshots. Heidi's posting text conversations. Like, Heidi is like. Heidi's going. Heidi is like.

[D]

To clarify, Kahana doubled, apologized, and went back after Heidi did the screenshots and stuff.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So they had the altercation, and after. After all of that, after drama, like, two days later, that's when Kahana was like, you know what? Sorry, I. I might have gone too far.

[A]

Yeah, the girls are both coming at each other. But it went well. Heidi. Heidi really thought. Heidi says, like, oh, I'm gonna gather this bitch. Kahana said something, and Heidi tweeted, liking this tweet from Norway. Like, as in, bitch, I'm traveling, working. What the fuck are you doing? And Kahana was like, bitch, don't nobody care about you being in Norway, girl, I'm working the world, ho. Doing my own gigs. In between, when you have your own home, check good credit check that gingivitis halitosis breath fix to check.

[C]

I'll be in Jesus. And then Heidi goes, girl, Kahana, Crimson Chin Montres. You live in Vegas. The house market is cheap. I could afford a house there. I fix my. I'll fix my credit when you fix that drooping ass. I took a. In a parking lot, and it got more press than you, girl.

[D]

Bye.

[C]

Wait, did. Wait, did he take a. In the parking lot?

[A]

Yeah, her and Jada, they were on. I think they were on somewhere in Europe. And it was.

[D]

It was in Glasgow. On their podcast, Heidi tells a story about how she took a shit in a parking lot in Glasgow. You haven't seen this. It was. And it, like, it became like a giant meme. Like, it was memed everywhere. I think like, a major. Like, one of the gay news things. Did, like, an article about it.

[C]

It was wild.

[A]

Like, Jacob is pronounced glaus guh, not glass gal, honey.

[C]

But also, I think that. I think that in a live, Kahana insinuated that she was going to do some physical harm or that she would do some physical harm to Heidi. And then she goes, I'll see you in Chicago.

[D]

Sis.

[C]

And then Heidi said, and don't call me sis. You showed your true colors, remember, bitch, you threatened me. Now, excuse me. As I hop on this flight to London. This is. Whoa.

[A]

The gang is also. Like, these gay boys ain't about to fight each other. Like, this is not bad girls club. This is not love and hip hop. Like, I don't think I will ever. Do you think we'll ever see a day when two draggers. Girls have a fist?

[C]

Bitch, you were there. When Alyssa Edwards touched your fucking twinner, you were there. So, yes. Yes, I do think we'll see the day. I think you've seen it.

[A]

I mean, like, a physical.

[C]

Like, Monet, she got punched in the face. That is a fight.

[A]

I mean, Trinity. Trinity.

[C]

Trinity didn't fight back.

[A]

It was her ear.

[C]

She got hit. Oh, punched in the ear. She didn't. Trinity didn't fight back. But she got hit.

[A]

Like, I was gagging in the day. Just like a. I want to see that day.

[C]

I guess the issue. Monet just mad that Trinity didn't fight back. Wow. I thought it was your Twitter. I thought you. I thought there's. Monet said harm to you.

[A]

Yeah, but that was the drama with these girls.

[C]

I mean, you. You and I have gotten into Twitter beef with people we weren't fucking this week. I wouldn't. I wouldn't fight any of those people in person. I would never fight someone in person. If I could avoid a fight, I would never do that. I just can't think of a scenario where I would think my next course of action would be to hit someone unless I was protecting myself.

[A]

Right. I would fight back. Like, let's say, like, it was like, we ended up being at the same gig together, and, like, they're really on some. Yeah. Bitch. And they're, like, in my face, trying to be like, yeah, bitch. You had a lot to say online. I think that would probably. I would like to think that I'm evolved enough as a grown adult that I wouldn't go to violence. But if you're in my face and be like, yeah, bitch, show what you said online.

[C]

I'm not.

[A]

You're not about to punk me. And we're gonna fight. Probably.

[C]

I will say this. I will hit someone first. If I think they're gonna hit me, I will hit you first. You're not gonna. You're not gonna get. You won't get close enough to hit me. Let's just make that clear.

[A]

Okay, so it's. What a day like this. In your face. Yeah, Bob.

[C]

What Yeah, you wouldn't get that close. You're gonna get hit before. If I can remove myself. Like, am I. Am I in a corner?

[A]

You're, like, in a big dressing room with a bunch of girls, and the exit is over here, and you and the girl are over here in this corner of the room.

[C]

Then if I can get around her, I will. But if I can't, I will hit her.

[A]

I just cannot picture Bob in a physical. I. I could not. I would be. I would be so shocked and gag and I'll have to jump in. And then you and me. You're not gonna jump the girl.

[C]

But that's. That's the thing. Like, I. I just couldn't. I. I also can't see myself doing it because I. I just don't fight. And even when that guy grabbed me, I. I threw him down. But then I got up and I left. Like, I didn't, like, throw him down. Then started like, like throwing bows. I threw him down, I stood up and I walked away. Even if I was Trinity and, like, I got hit, if I was on the ground and, like, she didn't continue to hit me, I probably wouldn't get up and hit her back either. Like, I don't think I would get up and also start fighting. Unless. Unless I'm embarrassed and then I lose my shit. Like, if you do it on stage, like, I always say this. I would have never walked up to the stage and slap Chris Rock, but I would have never let Will Smith walk back to his seat and finish the show. Bitch, I would walk back to your seat. I'm embarrassed. Nigga, we all about to be embarrassed today.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[C]

It's a little bit for everybody, honey.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. What are you. What are you. What? What is that? Is that peanut butter?

[C]

It's Manuka, honey.

[A]

I put you onto Manuka, honey.

[C]

You did not. The cast of Angels in America went to Municani. You know, it's great, by the way. This is great. Take, Put in a little bit of water, let it melt, and then do it as a shot before a show.

[A]

Recolors are good. Or also.

[C]

Yeah, I hide them through. I, I, I don't hide. I put them around. Like when I was doing Angels, I would put them in different spots so there'd be a ricolo waiting for me. And I just grab it, slam it. Every time I go on stage, I slam a little Ricola.

[A]

Why you gotta make everything sound so druggie?

[C]

I know you're not talking. And on that note, I'm gonna say good night. Thank you all for listening.

[A]

Good night. See y' all next week for episode eight of All Stars Season eight.

[C]

Just Jack, I have one more question. It's the magical episode 8.

[A]

8.

[C]

Girl.

[D]

I have one more thing.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

So it looks like the challenge next week is a ball. It's like the winner's ball thing where they have to make looks based on each winners.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I saw that.

[D]

And there is a Monet box, but we don't know what is in it. So off the top of your head, Monet, what would you have in your winner's box?

[A]

Sponges. I mean, what I would have.

[C]

No, what they're going to have in there?

[A]

They're going to have sponges for sure. It's going to. It's going to be spongy Anakia, kitty cats and sponges for sure.

[C]

What did I do to Drag Race when they do not fuck with me no more? What did I do to World of Wonder?

[D]

Didn't they.

[C]

Wasn't there a bob box?

[A]

I don't think so.

[C]

Is there? I don't know. I didn't want. Was there.

[B]

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