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Monet X Change
Ladies and gentlemen. You know, I am very excited about this day. I wanted to do a podcast with this bitch for so long. I mean, we did the one sibling rivalry one, which was a lot of fun. We got a lot of positive. People love that episode. But now we are committing to seeing each other every week for the next however many weeks this fucking season of All Stars is. This season of Sibling Watchery is brought to you by the Twinners, Me and Trinity the Tuck. Welcome, Trinity, y'.
Shannon Maldonado
All.
Trinity the Tuck
Hey, girl. Hey. I'm so excited. This is gonna be so fun.
Monet X Change
I am too, girl. You always have. What I love about Trinity is that Trinity is always very unfiltered in her opinions about things. I don't believe Trinity knows how to sugarcoat so. Which is lovely. And so she's gonna fit right in here.
Trinity the Tuck
You know, that's. I always say that that's like my strongest and weakest attribute. I think it either people love it or they really hate it.
Monet X Change
So I love it. I fucking love it. I love that you keep it real.
Trinity the Tuck
Always where you stand with me, you know, I don't sugarcoat anything. And you know, I like when people are the same way with me. My friends. You know, I'm going to my. My love language is honesty.
Monet X Change
The sixth one. The sixth one is honesty, maturity. Wait, Richard, in real life, like, like. Cause you know, the five. It's like acts of service, gifts, touch. What are the other? I don't fucking know. What is your real one? Like your real love language, your number one. Do you know, Jacob? What are they can you look it up really quick, Jacob?
Trinity the Tuck
I think I'm a gifter.
Monet X Change
Gifts? You like giving gifts?
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, I do like giving gifts. I do try to give like words of affirmation.
Monet X Change
Yes, Words of affirmation. That's the fourth one. Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
Affirmations, Gift quality time, Acts of service.
Monet X Change
And there's one more that it doesn't
Trinity the Tuck
have on this list.
Monet X Change
Touch.
Shannon Maldonado
Touch.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So your gifts. Yeah, I think that I am acts of service. Like I saw this meme today on Instagram. It was like, it was like someone like this one guy pushing the other one away and the other one's like trying to hug. And it's like when his love language is touch, but yours is acts of service. And he forgot to put the garbage out that you asked him to. I'm like, yes, that would piss me the fuck off. Don't come and hug me, motherfucker. I asked you to put the fucking garbage out. Don't come and hug me.
Trinity the Tuck
Hello. Well, I know your acts of service, honey. You that.
Monet X Change
Okay, so Tren, so this is All Stars season nine and it's a charity season. How do you feel about it?
Trinity the Tuck
I love charity. I think it's a great idea. You know, after our winter season and no one went home, I thought that's the direction All Stars should really go. I mean, one to respect the Queen's time too. You're going to get more contestants that way because nobody wants to go home. And I just think it's a great way to celebrate the girls.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
But also give back to charities, which is, which is a great thing.
Monet X Change
Yeah, this is true. I mean, after our season, I would say I like the not going home format, but like, I feel it has to be special. Like, like, I'm sorry. Like, I feel for us it was appropriate because we had all won before. Like that was dope. And, and this one is for charity. But like for regular All Stars, when they're all competing for money, I don't want to see all them the whole time. Like, if you like suck like, you should go home.
Trinity the Tuck
Well, I, I think that's going to be the standard for like if they're going to do a non elimination season, they've got to make sure that the caliber of the cast is. We want to see every week, like girl. And I'm sure we'll get into it. But look at plastiques and got mix runways. I mean I would. Even if they did terrible in every single challenge, I want to see their run every single week.
Monet X Change
Facts, facts. That is that is facts. Okay, that is a very valid point. So let's start off. Go ahead. I'm listening.
Trinity the Tuck
No, those queens that. You know, the Triple K girl. What was her name? I don't remember her name.
Monet X Change
Elliot. Elliot.
Trinity the Tuck
Yes. Yes. I ain't interested, girl. She tried to say hey to me during the. The Louis Vuitton shoe sale. And of course, you know, I'm. I'm. I. I'm cordial. I don't know. I don't know her like that, but, girl, I don't know. I get the heebie jeebies.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And like. Yeah, like, imagine having to stomach a full season of her looks. Like, I would. I would rather pour bleach in my eyeballs. Like, no, I don't want to see that for a whole season. Sorry.
Trinity the Tuck
Well, luckily, Paramount plus you can fast forward.
Monet X Change
So without further ado, let's start with the looks, because we talked about them already, but you and I haven't done it. Let's just quickly go through the entrance looks, starting with the first in the season. She said, consider the system crashed. It's got micked. This fucking look is. I still stand by it. It is so sickening. This hair is amazing. And at first I thought her outfit was sequined, but it's not. It's like gator or snake or something like that. She looks incredible.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, I agree. I love the look. I love her hair. I love how her makeup, like, blends into the hair. The only thing she's kind of awkward, though. Like, her entrance, like, her walk and then the way that she spoke was a little awkward to me. But, I mean, I guess that's kind of her charm. But I do love the look.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean, so I've seen a few people comment on social media about that. They were like, love got Mick. But her Runway walk is terrible. And I'm like. I guess I never really, like, put eyes on it to, like, notice that. Well, but when people mention it, I said. Cause then there was this, like, this on Twitter, this thing of all of her runways, and I was like, oh, wow. And I was like, yes. I guess I see how the Runway walk is not giving, like, fashion.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, it's like pigeonfoot, a little.
Monet X Change
What's pigeonfoot?
Trinity the Tuck
I think it's related to slue foot somewhere.
Monet X Change
Oh, okay. Got it, got it, got it. Slue foot. But, yeah, she looks incredible at the first one in the workroom work.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, I do love it. And here's kind of giving me. What's her name. Pull the lever. Crank.
Monet X Change
Oh, yzma. Yzma. Yzma. Yeah, she did have an updo back thing like that. Yeah. Team, let's go on to Roxy Brooks, who comes on in. She's Balenciaga. Zown, everything's Balenciaga. The outfit was made by Godoy, but the shoes, the necklace, the earrings are all Balenciaga. She's Balenciaga.
Shannon Maldonado
They're all.
Trinity the Tuck
I'm still waiting. Why did you say Roxy Brooks, honey?
Monet X Change
Oh, wait, I meant Roxy Andrews, girl.
Trinity the Tuck
Roxy Brooks.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Roxy Brooks is a queen in New York City who moved to Dallas. Oh, my God. I met Roxy Andrews. Jesus, girl.
Trinity the Tuck
The. The mother of the season, and you didn't even know her last name? I. I mean, obviously, she is a label whore. I know her personally. She will run to get the Christian Louboutins. She will get everything. Park. Is it Park? Ivy Park. Park. Ivy Park.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Ivy Park.
Trinity the Tuck
She loves Balenciaga. She loves a brand. Honey. She's head to toe. I think she looks fine. The outfit is okay to me, but it's an entrance, so I like it.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I like it, too. The only thing which is surprising to me was the hair looks a little strange to me for Roxy. And Roxy makes hair like, Roxxxy is literally good at all. Roxxxy is like Trinity. Like, they can literally do all the things. They can make hair. They can make costumes. So her hair was a little miss for me, but everything else I liked.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, the hair's a little pedestrian, a little bit. You know, I know Roxxxy, and her hair box at home is full, girl. And she usually wears really full hair. I don't hate that. I just think what I expected. Roxy is over the top. She is like a drag queen's drag queen. So I would have liked to have seen either fuller hair or, I don't know, a little bit more drag.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. Let's go on to Ms. Vanessa Vanjie Mateo. Now, a lot of people did not like this look. Like, even the girls in the workroom, like, read her a little bit because it's chaotic, and her Bitch, her shit is. I did not realize those were fucking bobby pins. I don't. Now I know the jacket is bobby pins. I like it a little less. I get it. She's trying to, like, do something cool. Bobby pins, but they were fucking falling everywhere. But in general, I like this look, and this is very my tee. Very, very my tee.
Trinity the Tuck
You know, I like that it's bobby pins, and I like for her that it's falling apart because this is all very Benji. Vanjie is. She's gorgeous, but she's kind of, like, all over the place. She. And that's. That's her drag. Like, she's very put together, but all over the place, and you kind of don't know where to look. And the fact that her jacket's falling apart is very Vanjie. I like it. I think it's. It's very hard. It's. It's definitely whimsical. For sure.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And I even love this hair. This hair is really cool. Like, I love, love, love the hair. I. I think Vanjie looks cool.
Trinity the Tuck
Really p. Lately, too, with, like, her hair, her makeup. Like, I'm living.
Monet X Change
Except in that promo. They did her dirty nut promo. She looks crazy in the promo. Like, I saw it the other day, and I was like. Again, like, it was on my Instagram. I was like, oh, my God. Oh, they. They did her dirty in a promo. Her face. She looks like the cat lady. That lady. All this energy. It looks like.
Trinity the Tuck
Oh, my God. Thinking that. The same exact thing. The cat lady.
Monet X Change
Yeah. It does not look good.
Shannon Maldonado
Yes.
Monet X Change
They fucking did her dirty. Honestly, I think that especially in, like, all winners and these fucking charity seasons, y' all need to. We need to have, like, give us five shots that we. Or three that we can choose from, because this is gonna follow this bitch around forever. It's gonna be everywhere forever. Like, give us options at this point,
Trinity the Tuck
if they still not. Shit.
Monet X Change
Like, come on. Ugh.
Trinity the Tuck
I mean, I. We're gonna see what we really look like on the TV, but, girl, least for the promo, make it look how we delusionally feel. Cause, you know, the queens are facetuning before they post it anyway. That's what I did.
Monet X Change
That's what I did for mine, too. For my all stars 7:1. I was like, oh, I need to run this with a facetune, because y' all didn't get me, right?
Trinity the Tuck
Yep.
Monet X Change
That's the one I'm posting. The one I did my. Yeah, absolutely, girl. For sure. Let's go on to Ms. Angeria, which her interest line. The name is Angeria, but you can call me Angie 2.0, bitch. Too much, Too much. I don't like it.
Trinity the Tuck
I don't like the thing. I don't like this outfit. I love. I think from the. The neck up, she looks incredible. Like, her makeup has really evolved. I think this hairstyle and hair color looks really well on her. But the outfit. No, for me, the pants are too long. It's doing something Weird. And I don't like the entrance line. It doesn't say anything to me.
Monet X Change
Yeah, thank you, Trinity. That's what I said. And Bob was like, oh, no, I like this entrance look and blah, blah, blah. I was like, yeah, of course you did. But I was saying the same thing. I was like, it's just not giving for me. And Bob was. He thought I was crazy.
Trinity the Tuck
No, I mean, it's not. I think it's fine. It looks like a costume you'd wear in a show. You know, 1500 other drag queens have at home in their closet.
Monet X Change
Very bad.
Trinity the Tuck
And I mean. And that's no shade. I love Angeria.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, I do too. She's fun. I really enjoy her. Let's go on to next, which is Nina West. Welcome to All Stars 9. It looks like Theon's got nine comics she's trying to make a pun on because she said 11 jindere. Whatever. She was her season. Um, I like this fabric. I like this outfit. I really do. I don't. This is. This isn't something that I would particularly wear, but I think I like the colors and I like that she has the gloves with it too. It feels like just one nebulous thing. You kind of know. You kind of don't know where one part ends, what part begins. And I like this.
Trinity the Tuck
Nina is a drag clown. And this is giving me clown, but like Chicago.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
And for her, I don't know about anybody else, but for her, I like it. Okay, but anybody else, I don't. I don't know. But for her, I like it. I do wish because she has a big ass head and big ass shoulders, she had a little bit bigger of earrings because these look tiny on her. But I think she looks good overall. I'm, you know, I. I'm interested to see her looks for the Runway. I might be fast forwarding.
Monet X Change
Well, well, well. You know, when the trailer came out, they had that pink look from head to toe. Everyone was like, oh, my God, Roxxxy ate. And people found out, like, oh, no, that was Nina's look. So maybe, maybe Nina is about to come out here and make us all shut the fuck up and she's gonna. She's gonna kill.
Trinity the Tuck
Get into that pink look later on, right?
Monet X Change
Yeah, we are. We are pink look, sweetie.
Trinity the Tuck
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Shannon Maldonado
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Monet X Change
Let's go on to Plastique Tiara, who's in Asia Excellence, has arrived. Plastique Tiara, Vietnam. And this is her entrance look. I think this is simple, but I think it's still beautiful. Um, the only. Only thing I would do is maybe bring the waist in a little bit more because she's not padded. So it gives more like va va voom. But I think this is especially for an entrance. It's not a Runway. It's literally just your entrance look. I think this is great.
Trinity the Tuck
No, really. No, no. I. I think my expectation of Plastique is so elevated above everybody else because she's just that girl.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
Who has elevated herself fashion wise above everybody else. To me, I don't like this. I don't. I. I would not wear this. I also don't think she's a tucking kind of queen. So to me, I don't think she needs to be showing her tuck because to me, it just doesn't give. And if you're going to be untucked, like, you know, it looks like she's untucked. So if you. I'm. I don't know if she's untucked or not, but that's what it looks like. I also think the hair's too flat here for her. Her makeup's gorgeous. I also absolutely hate her tagline. And she was also kind of, like, robotic with it.
Monet X Change
I don't know.
Trinity the Tuck
I just need personality. I don't know. I live for plastique. As far as her fashion goes, she is a beautiful girl. This was a miss for me.
Monet X Change
I think the Vietnam thing was some reference, and someone tagged me in it to explain it. And to be very honest, I didn't read it. They sagged me like Monet, and I just kind of zoned out. And I don't remember what it was. It was some. It was a very specific reference about something that happened in there.
Trinity the Tuck
But.
Monet X Change
Okay, now about the tucking thing. Cause we're gonna talk about a little bit later in the reading challenge. I didn't realize, like, I didn't real. Because I see me on TikTok showing off her pussy and her tuck all the time. I didn't realize that everyone thought that her. She Had a meaty tuck. I didn't realize that.
Trinity the Tuck
Well, girl, you can see. You not see her.
Monet X Change
Well, I just agree that she had just a fat pussy. Like, I just thought she just had a fat pussy.
Trinity the Tuck
Well, girl, she does. And when you have a fat pussy, you need to put that cat away, honey. We don't want to see a. Okay,
Monet X Change
well, you know what? So Trinity, for the. The first time I ever tucked with tape was on season 10 of RuPaul's Drag Race, which we don't talk about. That was. I still cannot. That was disgusting. And then I just tucked again for the second time ever for my rotation music video. Cause I had to. I was fucking naked, so I had to, like, literally. I called Naomi Smalls. I was like, hey, it was the night before. I was like, I need to tuck tomorrow. Can you just, like, walk me through? Step by step? She sent me. I should have called you too. A fucking full, like, breakdown. Step by step, what to do. And it got me together. I was like, I should. I was like, I kind of like this now. I feel so pussy with my. With tape.
Trinity the Tuck
I saw you video, and you were snatched. And if that was only your second time ever doing it, there is no excuse for Ms. Plastic, honey, okay? Her name is Plastic. I want to see a Barbie pussy. Okay? That's what the. I want to see. I don't either. Coochie stung by a bee.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Georges. Oh, my God. Hello. It's your girl. George's. I'm not getting back to smoke the competition. Okay, okay. The first time I saw this, I didn't love it. I didn't hate it. But the more and more I look at it, I'm like, yeah, I do not actually like this. I like the hair and the makeup. This outfit, she needs pads. She needs. She just looks so. She just looks up and down. There's no body. I didn't love this except for the hair and the makeup.
Trinity the Tuck
Honestly, I'm a huge fan of. Of Georgia as far as, like, her performance wise, like, she shuts everybody down, girl. Like, with. With performance. She's also a beautiful girl. Yeah, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. And I love this. The necklace up. I think she looks great. Her makeup, her hair, the. The neck.
Monet X Change
Her makeup is everything. I love George's makeup. I love it all the time.
Trinity the Tuck
But her outfits are always. And have always been hit or miss. And to me, this is kind of mid it. It looks very comfortable.
Monet X Change
It does look very comfortable. Well, you know what? That's.
Trinity the Tuck
That's.
Monet X Change
Well, that compared to her first entrance. That, like, red feather ostrich thing. Like, that was sickening. And I'm like, bitch, your first time you came in, you were. And she had those two big human ponytails. I was like, that was sickening. Now you're gonna come back for your all stars. And this is the entrance girl. It's supposed to be a glow up.
Trinity the Tuck
She's tired. She's tired of carrying around all that weight that she is gonna wear a slip dress with and cut some holes in it and call it a day. It looks like she's showing her pad line, her tight line right there at the belly. Hate it, Burnett.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't. I don't love this if. Yeah, I don't. I thought I did, and I try to, but. Yeah, this is not the tea for me. Sorry. Georgeous.
Trinity the Tuck
The shoes are kind of cool, though. Like, like a stripper. Like, this gives me, like, almost like. What do you call it? That freaking heck. What is it called? Barbed wire.
Monet X Change
Oh, with Pamela Anderson.
Trinity the Tuck
Pamela Anderson, Yes. Kind of that vibe.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, definitely that. I could see that.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah. So I like her. I like her neck up.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I like her neck up too. But she.
Trinity the Tuck
She.
Monet X Change
Cause she recently, she tweeted like a little while ago, she was like. She was like, girls, can we get back to like, giving mug and like, doing, like, real makeup? I'm so sick of this, like, smaller makeup thing. And she. She really is. She is like, bitch. Her face is like. When she gets painted, which I. I live.
Trinity the Tuck
She. She puts on the cosmetics. Bitch. And. And you know what? She doesn't really have to. She is a pretty girl. Like, she could literally come out in chapstick and be just gorgeous.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
For real. For.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to last but not least, Chanel, look into my eyes and tell me, am I beautiful? Which is obviously a reference to her in season one when she said the judges never told her she was beautiful. I think this is drag. This fucking hair. Literally, when I saw the person who made it, I dmed him. I was like, I want you to mix me some hair. This is not hair that I. Everyone knows me now. I probably will not wear this very often. This is not my kind of hair, but I am obsessed with it. I think it looks so beautiful. And I would find an occasion. I think this hair is stunning. I love her makeup. I love these earrings. The nude illusion on the outfit because her legs are so tan. And this is very, very, very nitpicky. Cause her legs are so tan and the nude illusion is so light. That's a little bothersome to me. And I wish it fit a little better. So it felt like. Cause it's fucking snakeskin. It should feel like. Like snatching the body. But other than that, I think this is a good look.
Trinity the Tuck
I think I agree 100% with everything you said. This also seems like a reference from her original season, which was that Medusa look that she had.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
Plus, bitch. Her makeup.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Trinity the Tuck
Is absolutely airbrushed. And for her to be season one and come back all this wave years and years and years later, and she still looks this snatched and gorgeous.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
Bravo to her. I think the look is incredible. I think, you know, the fit issues, the. The. The overly tanned legs. Yeah. But I. I do. This is one of my favorite looks of the. Of the entrances, for sure.
Monet X Change
Yeah. She looks. She looks really, really, really, really, really good.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah.
Monet X Change
And then. So what else I have. Oh, I was like, I love when. I love in All Stars when they go back and, like, show what the girls have been up to. Blah, blah. Like the fact that Nina west, like,
Trinity the Tuck
she
Monet X Change
in all of this and she, like, went. She went back to school, got, like an honorary doctorate. Like, Nina west is like, all these girls, they're just showing like, bitch, we came. We're all products of Drag Race and, like, our lives are just. We're all doing bitch. Trinity just filmed, which I haven't watched. I don't know if it's out yet, but the trailer for your. Fuck that movie. This, it looks like, like, like something you would like. I can go and, like, go see it, like, at amc. Like, it looks top tier.
Trinity the Tuck
Oh, thank you. Yeah, Slay is out now. You can watch it free on tv. And it, It's. It's so. It's got great reviews. I, I'm, I'm really impressed with. With how it's done. And yeah, I love it for sure. It's. It was. It's done really well.
Monet X Change
So you're watching on Tubi. It's called Slay Tubi. It's starring Trinity the Tuck Heidi in Closet Crystal Method now, no Shade. I do not know who Caramel is. Was she on what she was trying to see in the Drag Race, or was she a local girl?
Trinity the Tuck
She was on Drag Race UK this last season. I tell you, she's the best actress in this movie. Like, she, she. If they were giving awards, she would have won Best Actress. And what's crazy is she went home on an acting challenge gag, which goes
Monet X Change
to show you, just because you've Messed up something on Drag Race. It means literally nothing about who you are, your talents. Like, Drag Race is a stitch in time. Like, it's. Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
Monet, did I hear you say that Drag Race is rigged? Is that what you said?
Monet X Change
I cannot confirm or deny, but. So what happened was Bob came back from Madonna. He came over to my house that night, and then we're sitting on the couch. This is him, my boyfriend, Jacob. And Bob. And he's like. He's like. He's like, monet, I gotta show you something. I was like, what? He was like, this trailer for this movie, I'm like, okay, puts it in. I was like, oh, yeah, this is slay. He was like, monet, this looks so fucking good. He was like, honestly, Trinity looks like she's the star of the film. Like, she. She literally ate that. I was like, I know. Trinity's really good. He's like, I really like Trinity. I was like, everyone likes Trinity except
Trinity the Tuck
for the fact of how they dress me, girl. I mean, they. They put me in the most off the rack dress ever known to man.
Monet X Change
So George is his entrance.
Trinity the Tuck
And then my. My net. My character's name was Mama Souffle. But, I mean, I guess it all went with the character because I was, like, the mother of the group and.
Monet X Change
Right.
Trinity the Tuck
You know?
Monet X Change
Well, y' all listen. Y' all watching this right now. Please go watch a trailer right now. Pause the video. Watch the trailer right now and comment below how that looks. I was like, oh, I wish I could mean something like that. It looks so, so, so, so good.
Trinity the Tuck
Well, they're talking about doing a part two, so I'm. I'm going to pitch you.
Monet X Change
Please do, girl. I am so, so, so down
Trinity the Tuck
also.
Monet X Change
So, yeah, so they're sitting there and all the girls are sitting there talking. And, like, I'm just gagged at how much Vanity's. Vanity's outfit is falling apart. I'm like, did the person like that put them on? Like, did they not bother to tack each one down properly? One flies, almost hits. Well, it pretend hits Roxy Andrews in the eye. Like, it's just a fucking mess. Not the entrance look. And as someone on season 10, when I walked in, because I didn't know how hot it would be. Bitch, I was sweating. I was just sweating so much. I looked like Latrice. I was so embarrassed. But it was also my first season, so who cares?
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, I think they definitely highlighted the fact that her jacket was falling apart. It looks as though maybe the jacket had threads or ribbon or something where the. The Pins were just. Just pushed through.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
And so hit the right way, it just probably just felt, you know, fell off.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
But good notes. She'll. She'll always have a secure wig because there's plenty of hair.
Monet X Change
And then Plastique reminds us that, like, back in the day, like, when. When you were, like, when you were, like, a social media girl, people really demonize, like, the social media girls, like, they're not as good as you're. And I understand the logic. Like, people who just come up for social media who haven't put in the time that a lot of us have done in the clubs, but, like, yeah, now Plastique is. She is, like, the most followed girl on, like, all platforms. Like, on TikTok, she has, like, 13 million followers.
Trinity the Tuck
On
Monet X Change
Instagram, she has, like, 2.5 million followers. Like, Plastique is a big social media girl, and she has big talent, too, because she is good at dancing and performing and, like, all that stuff.
Trinity the Tuck
I wouldn't say that Plastique is. It started her career as a social media girl. She just became a social media girl. But Plastique was. She comes from the Alyssa school of drag, like, the Texas drag. She's always been a performer or even before Drag Race. So she's. She is an entertainer through and through. But the girls that really are social media girls, I would say that probably rings true, that they're. They're. They're pretty, and that's about it. You know, sugar and spice, pheromone,
Monet X Change
Chef Farah. I mean, yeah, All Stars for.
Trinity the Tuck
She. She was in the bottom two both. Both episodes. So let that just be what it is, okay? She's beautiful.
Monet X Change
She is gorgeous.
Trinity the Tuck
Beautiful.
Monet X Change
She is gorgeous, Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. And then we talk a little bit about Chanel. Like, you have to, like, season one, they were fully guinea pigs. Like, no one really knew about the show. They knew nothing what. What it was about. So, like, season one started, like, the archetypes of Drag Race, right? Like, she was like, the villain, her and Akasha. And then now, like you said, to see her come full circle. And she's also just really grateful to kind of be back here and, like, doing the thing. I wonder if her villainous roots are gonna come back again. But although this season is so complimentary, I don't see it, her being that again. But who knows?
Trinity the Tuck
You can tell she is very. One thing about Chanel, and I'm a huge fan of her, but one thing you can tell about her is she's very calculated on how. How she talks, what she Says how she acts, how she does in certain things, she's very, very choreographed and calculated. And to me, that always comes across as villain esque. Always. Because there's just not. The viewer doesn't get authenticity. And when a viewer doesn't get authenticity, they automatically think you're hiding something.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, Fair. I can see that. RuPaul walks in and he tells us, like, this is the charity season, how it's gonna roll. And it's the exact same rules as All Stars 7. Like you, no one's going home. When you win a challenge, you get a badge or a legendary legend star. In this case, it's a Benedict Cumberbatch, whatever the fuck it is. And then you get to block someone from winning the next week. So it's the exact same rules as All Star seven, and we already talked about it. I think for charity season, it's fair. For regular season, I don't know if I like this, but this because they're here to win as much money as you can for your charity. So that's fierce, in my opinion.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, I think it's fierce. Especially like you said for. For charity season, I think depending on the caliber of the cast, I'm. I'm fine with. With no one going home. But it's got to be good drag.
Monet X Change
Yeah, always.
Trinity the Tuck
It's got to be good drag. Start to finish, every single contestant. I think this is a pretty strong cast for sure overall. But, girl, we already know these girls knew it wasn't going to be an elimination before they even walked through the door.
Monet X Change
The acting challenge started. Now, he said they're all like, bro,
Trinity the Tuck
tell you what, this is a reality show. If anybody doubting you, you just. Girl, you just don't know reality. Reality is not okay. This is acting 101. When they announ judges are 9 times out of 10, it is acting. Girl, did they not say we need bigger reactions on some of our. For sure.
Monet X Change
For sure, girl.
Trinity the Tuck
Girl, you know, it's. It's all to create a TV show. And, girl, they're doing a pretty good job. Unfortunately for them, nobody's gonna win that acting challenge.
Monet X Change
But someone is gonna wing the reading challenge. The reading challenge is here, which is customary for All Stars, always the first episode. And I just wrote down the ones that I thought were the best ones. Like, I didn't write down anything for Angeria. None of her reads were, like, particularly fierce to me. I like mix. She said, angeria never met someone whose parents are more related than their teeth. I was like, that's funny. And fucking mix. RuPaul Reed fucking sent me. She's like, vantage deliver is so black and trivial. It's 15. It's 15 face tapes away from hosting RuPaul's Draggers. I was like, drag, RuPaul. That was a really good one.
Trinity the Tuck
I have no opinion on that joke. None whatsoever. I did not find it funny at all. I don't think it's humorous to make fun of face tapes,
Monet X Change
but Roxy did kill it, in my opinion. They also. It kind of feel like they skew it a little bit, because whoever wins a challenge and it makes sense, they show more their reads. But I'm like, maybe so. Maybe the other. I don't know. But Roxxxy kilted and her Gottmik 1 transfer, Gottmik, he transitioned from a fan to Violet Chachki's assistant. I thought that was funny. And, Vanjie, I didn't know you'd be here. Judging by your outfit, neither did you. The girls are reading her, and someone read Plastique's tuck, and I was like, oh, yeah, I guess she's got a fat puss girl. Okay, work.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah. I thought this was a very entertaining reading challenge because, you know, sometimes it's hit or miss, girl. And this one was. I think the girls took it well. Nobody got butt hurt over it. They kind of went in a little bit. It was good. I liked it.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Vanjie breaking the fourth wall, like, looking at the camera and, like, getting ready to fight. It all was really good. And again, these are seasoned girls. Everyone knows what they're doing, and this is so fun to watch. I love it. So we see the main challenge is writing and recording verses for the season theme song, Drag Queens Save the World. So it's a writing, choreographing, dancing challenge. Like, that's what this is.
Trinity the Tuck
And this is your kind of. Yes.
Monet X Change
I love this kind of challenge. I really do. This was our, like, our first one on All Stars 7. That was fun. I liked our first one. I thought that was really fun. I liked ours on All Stars 7. I did.
Trinity the Tuck
I hated it. I. I don't. I don't like writing lyrics for a. A gimmicky kind of song. Yeah, I don't. I. You know me. I do not like choreography. I need months of preparation for that. Girl. I'm a passion queen, and we need months of preparation for a talent. Okay. Throw me in there, girl. I, I. Girl, I didn't even know my lyrics for my verse for the first, so. But. And I made them.
Monet X Change
But you looked really good though. Cause that was the one. Was this the one where they carried. Yeah, you were in that beautiful nude and green thing and they were carrying you. I was like, so it works, girl.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah. I mean, just carry me. I'll get the choreography that way.
Monet X Change
So right as. As soon as they all get their stuff, the girls separate and we kind of see kind of like alliances, like kind of formula. We see like Roxy and Plastique hanging out together. Chanel and Nina and Jerry and George's because they're the new girls. And Vanjie and Mick, they've done a lot of like Voss tours and shit together. So I'm wondering if like actual alliances are going to form. But we shall see.
Trinity the Tuck
I. Looking at the pairing, I understand the pairings.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
But also like, I don't know, like I would have paired up with some of the girls. Like when you On All Stars 7 asked me to be like in an alliance, I automatically was like, yes, because you're a strong contender.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
And so I knew pairing, us pairing together, we would do fierce. Yeah. Because I knew you were gonna win a lot. I figured I would win a lot. And that balances each other. But when you have one strong competitor and one that probably ain't gonna win much. Yeah. It's like a one sided deal.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
So to see if, you know, if these alliances, if they really are alliances or people flip flop for other people.
Monet X Change
Yeah. So the girls go to choreograph because they have to choreograph their own number. And George's is unanimously decided, like chosen as a choreographer. I guess I'm just don't remember her original season that much, but I didn't realize that people thought Jorge's was this big dancer and people trusted her to do choreo that much. And also, just because you're a good dancer doesn't mean you're good at teaching other people choreo. Because you might come up with shit that I can't fucking do. Then what?
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, I think also the fact that George's is a little ditzy.
Monet X Change
Right.
Trinity the Tuck
I don't know. I need somebody that is very good with direction.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
To me, I almost would have picked Chanel because she's. She just seems very like, let's do this, this, this. She's also done a ton of production kind of shows.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
And done something like very quickly.
Monet X Change
Yeah. But I mean, but Chanel literally says like, she. She does not dance well. So I mean, but then again, but if Chanel does take the lead, which is really smart, Then the choreo is not going to be that hard. You know you can nail it. And if they read the choreo, be like, well, Ms. Chanel did it. So that's actually really smart to choose the person who is the most inept. Inept at dancing, because it'll be the easiest choreo. And if the judges don't like it, you just blame them. That's so good.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, I'm all about blaming. Don't deflect. Do not take responsibility for anything, honestly.
Shannon Maldonado
Yeah.
Monet X Change
You know what? I never understood the thing. Like, I get it, like, you want to be the leader, so that. So the judges are really impressed. But that rarely works out in Drag Race. The judges are rarely, like, who choreographed? It was amazing. Like, that person always win. Like, so, yeah. There is no merit to being the one to take lead because it rarely pays off, if ever.
Trinity the Tuck
Oh, yeah. Because there's always going to be drama, and then people are going to blame you.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah. And also, I'm. Anger is talking, and I just realized. I didn't realize how country this bitch is. Like, she really are here to talk. Like, I was like, jesus, she is country as I can't handle it.
Trinity the Tuck
And Juria is more country than me. When I was reigning National Renaissance, she was my newcomer queen.
Monet X Change
Oh, is that mystery Renaissance?
Trinity the Tuck
Yes. I knew her way long time ago. Now the reigning National Renaissance is Jewel Sparkles, who is my drag granddaughter. And I think Trinity K. Bonet is also a former National Renaissance newcomer girl.
Monet X Change
All these pages, how do you keep up. How do you keep up with all these pageants? I just can't.
Trinity the Tuck
Well, if you were doing pageants, which I wish you would, then you would know.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to the challenge. First, let's talk about these judges. Looks really quick. I love RuPaul's look. I don't know if it's feathers. I don't know what it is, But I think RuPaul looks great. She's been wearing this, like, Ice Spice Annie hair a couple, like, really frequently. I think she looks dope. She looks good.
Trinity the Tuck
I love RuPaul. This is my favorite color hair on her. I love her in this, like, gingery, blondish, reddish color. It just melts to her complexion. I like the dress fine. It. It's definitely more drag than she's been doing lately. I, I, to be honest, I haven't loved a lot of her fashion the last couple of seasons. I felt like her designer has been kind of, you know, maybe ran out of ideas. But I do like this it looks like it's feathers, but I'm not sure.
Monet X Change
Yeah, And Kiki looks good.
Trinity the Tuck
And she looks great in coral and.
Monet X Change
Yeah, looks really good in coral. These kind of tones. And Kiki is wearing. I think Beyonce or Roxxxy Andrews has remade this exact same thing. So I don't know. I'm sure Keke's wearing the designer, but I think Keke looks good. I love her hair. And Ross and his sparkly jacket. And Michelle looks great.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, I think Keke looks fantastic. I love her hair. Girl, this hair, the way it's cut, it's very 90s to me. I'm living. Ross looks like Ross. I hate this hair on Michelle. I think it looks. Makes her look like somebody's grandmother. And like Michelle, when she gets the hair right, when her hairstylist gets it right, she looks like a huge pop star.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
And then when he or they. I don't know if it's a girl or a guy. Does a hairstylist like this, it just looks. Oh, it makes her look. I don't like it at all.
Monet X Change
I can see that. I can see that. I can see that. Let's go into the verses. So first up was Godmik. Let me. Let me read her verse and we'll talk about her outfit. Her. The fist in the air Ice forward, erupt what's that smell? It's a new era. Went to fight, went to love, went to show them we're going to. We're going anywhere, bitch, we're frozen don't waste your breath Trying to silence all stupid arguments Trying to blame science let's stand up, fight back, bitch, we're tyrants you mess with me and my girls say hi to my fist.
Trinity the Tuck
I liked it. I thought it was fine.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought she was good.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah. And I. I like her outfit. It's. You know, Gottmik is very edgy. She's just. That's just her brand with. With all of her outfits, she's always going to do dark hair, the white makeup and very edgy outfit. And I like this for her.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I would love to see her, like, give us, like a blonde situation. Like to just all size all about your brand and everything. But just for me, me personally, I would like to see her do this thing, but, like, soften up with, like a blonde or something or some other color. I think that could look really cool.
Trinity the Tuck
She kind of gives me, like, if Hellraiser was like a regular person.
Monet X Change
I see that. But again, I also. It's an outfit. This fucking outfit. I love this bodysuit with the spikes and the gloves. I think she looks really good. Something that I do know about Godmik is that sometimes. And now people have shown me, like, I cannot unsee it. She does seem to be, like, when she's performing, like, a little bit unstable, but she has gotten way better since her original season being a performer. I think, like, after her season, like, one of, like, the few times, like, in the top five times or first five times she performed ever in front of people was like, after her season. So she's new to performing live in front of people over the past since her season, and she looks better now, but now people point it out to me. I cannot unsee it a little bit, but I think she looks good overall.
Trinity the Tuck
Oh, I've always noticed that she looks when she's walking, moving anything. She's like Bambi. I mean, that's just like, what I was talking about earlier with her runways.
Monet X Change
She.
Trinity the Tuck
She just has this awkwardness, but to me, it's almost. It's like, it's endearing of the Gottmik character. She is very specific. She's. It's very unique, and I like it because it's just uniquely Gottmik.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah, I'd agree. Let's go on to the next one. Do you want to read this one? My love for Nina West.
Trinity the Tuck
Sure. So Nina's verse is, if drag is a crime, then lock me up I'm going to wear my crown and strut my stuff. This fight is for equality. We got a superpower, you and me Mm. We're legendary. Stand up for what is right One chosen family who?
Monet X Change
I thought this was good. I will say Nina was the only one to sing, like, her entire thing, and I saw Nina do. What's the show?
Trinity the Tuck
Hairspray.
Monet X Change
Hairspray here in la. And I was pleasantly surprised at how great she sounded. I was. Because I didn't know Nina sang. So she came out and sing, and she, like. She had, like. She was, like, doing runs and stuff in her performance. She was really good. So I like the shoes sang and when you sing, it's harder to get more text in there. But overall, I think this was a good verse. I hate her outfit. I hate this hair. I hate, hate, hate what she's wearing. I think this looks terrible. I hate it.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, I think she definitely sounds great. Like, her verse. She sounds great. It almost doesn't even sound like it's Nina. Yeah, the lyrics are very expected. It's. It's. It's nothing unique. It's Nothing like I. That stands out to me.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
I also do not like her outfit. I think though, for Nina, it's, it's a step up for her in fashion. But I still don't like it. I, I still don't like it.
Monet X Change
Like she.
Trinity the Tuck
I think this is trying to be like the trendy got mix.
Monet X Change
Yeah. It doesn't seem like it's, it's truly who she is. I just, I don't, I don't, I don't know what's going on here.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah. I, it's, it. It's definitely not fashion. Let's ask Peppermint.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to the next queen, which is Plastique Tiara. And her starts T I A R A this doll did not come to play. Teeny eeny ways with a huge empire face, heart and hair Set the world on fire Paving the way for a new generation Saving the day through transformation Never ever say it's not worth the fight with love beside us we'll make it right I thought this was great. I think plastic looked fucking incredible. She came out there, they were carrying her. She looks good. This outfit was a, was a, was a remake of Sailor Star Healer, which is one of the sailor sisters from the galaxy. And her lyrics look good. I think Plastique fucking killed it.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah. I think she slayed this head to toe. Lyric wise, choreography wise, look wise. She did her signature slap over look, you know, ass in the air down to her ankle kind of thing in the outfit. Even though it looks simple, it's detailed and I do like it. The cinched moment. Yeah, I love it.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I think she looks, she looks, she looks really cool. And, and I'm not a huge Sailor Moon girly, but I know the Sailor Moon fans, they're fucking wild. So I know when she did this, the fucking anime Sailor Moon people were probably screaming, losing their minds. So I'm short as and we're going to talk about her Runway, which was another callback to Sailor Moon. But she looked amazing and she fucking killed it. Killed it, killed it, killed it.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, I agree.
Monet X Change
Let's do Angeria.
Trinity the Tuck
Angeria's lyrics are. Please listen carefully. I'm not the enemy. I'm just a super queen expressing my authenticity. It's NGV on the track and I gotta keep it real. Drag is love and it's something that we all need to feel. Listen, we ain't gotta hurt, baby we just gotta heal and reinvent the wheel. I think it's fine.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
I. The thing about Angeria is she Is like, she's a pageant queen, but her fashion is 100. Always, like, this is what I would expect from Angeria as a pageant queen. I'm waiting for her to step outside of her comfort zone, because from the hair to the outfit, it's all very expected. I don't see an elevated Angeria. She looks great. Like, there's no. Like, I don't. There's nothing to, like, hate about it. I just. I just don't get elevated. Like, when I'm thinking of All Star, you're going to go back, show what you've grown at and. And why you deserve to win. This just doesn't scream that to me. I think she looks great, though. I mean, it's just not elevated.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I thought that her performance of this was good. I thought the word. I thought her lyrics were fine. Yeah. So, like, overall, I like, this was a good performance. It is something that, like, blew me away. No, but I didn't think it was good. And I think that I think most more so, like, her physical performance sold it. Other than that, the lyrics being like some genius saying, oh, my God, these lyrics are amazing. Whereas Plastique's lyrics. I'm like, these lyrics were incredible. So, yeah, I thought it was fine. I thought it was fine.
Trinity the Tuck
The thing about Angeria, though, is you can't. You're. You're absolutely a horrible human being if you don't like her.
Monet X Change
Right.
Trinity the Tuck
She's just so.
Monet X Change
Well, yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
So just her being. You could tell she's just a good person.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
And just her being herself makes you want to root for her regardless. Yeah.
Monet X Change
She is a very sweet woman. I do like injury a lot. Let's go on to Ms. Vanjie da da da Just like that Living my best life Just being fab I'm a drag queen I'm a drag queen with a gangster lean Spreading all the love and positivity don't get it confused I was just like you Then I found my cape and I thank you, Ru. Now I'm dancing, prancing saving the world in fashion A hero drag queen let's ride for action
Trinity the Tuck
the lyrics are okay to me, the outfit. See, we're looking at a still picture. The outfit in the picture doesn't do it justice. I don't know what it was. I think she just sells it. Like, you know, I think her on that work the world tour in Vegas really has helped polish her into a stage performer with choreography. Because she sold it to me. I was like, I was buying it. I liked the outfit. With her in it, wearing it, dancing in it. The lyrics were fine. I was paying attention more to her slinging this human hair and her being dragged across the floor and her hitting every single choreography moment perfectly. I loved it.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I will say this picture that we have here, it does not do it justice. When I saw it in action in the performance, I thought she looked amazing. But this picture we're looking at, I'm like, ooh, did I like it? This shit is ugly. But I liked it when I watched it. So I don't know what the disconnect is there. And I thought her lyrics were cute. Like, the whole line, a dragoon, a gang Celine. That's a reference to Eve. And then saying I was. Don't get it confused. I was just like, you. And then I found my cape and I thank you, Ru. I love that line. So I actually liked Vanity's lyrics a lot. I thought they were really cool. And dancing prance is saving the world in fashion. You're a drag queen. That's right. Yeah. I like Vandy lyrics a lot, actually. She. It was.
Trinity the Tuck
She was. Yeah, she was in the top for me.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Before. Same for me, too.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Let's move on to George.
Trinity the Tuck
George. Her lyrics are Walking goddess from head to toe I'll show you love Be your hero Beat that mug Stop wasting time Drag is everything just not a crime no matter how you hate us we ain't going nowhere we stand our ground when we click when we flick our hair Drag helped me find inner peace Drag saves lives. Now repeat after me. I. I'm not a huge. I don't love this. I will say, I love the line where it says, drag is everything just not a crime. Yeah, I do love that. Um, and I like her hair. I hate her outfit.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Again, no body, just like, super like. And I get. I know this is the way of. Right, no one's wearing body anymore, blah, blah, blah, blah. But the girls that don't wear body have body built in, AKA me. Trinity. You know what I mean? So I wish that she. We had a little more body in this look. But, yeah, I thought that her lyrics were. That line, drags everything just not a crime. I thought it was good. I think that again, like, Angeria, she sold it with the performance because she was just moving so effortlessly, just like floating, gliding through the stage. It felt very effortless. Like, I felt like I was watching like. Like some performer and, like, at a show, like, do their thing. Like, it felt really smooth and really great. So, yeah, I think that's what really sold it, her performance.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah. And I think that is what we expect of her is to be a fierce performer with choreography, with dancing. I think what would have impressed me more is had even better lyrics and would have had a sickening costume. The problem to me with girls who don't wear body is when they wear costumes that show too much skin because then it just looks like, you know, boy body. I think she identifies as a boy. It looks like boy body.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
A great of somebody who does not wear body at all, tits or hips, but always kills it with clothing is Naomi Small. She knows how to style herself, clothe herself. And she is a tall. She is a. She is a. He's a dude out of draft.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
And in drag, she knows how to style herself where she looks like a supermodel, which is whatever, what all the rest of these girls are trying to do. She was the blueprint. She was the beginning of this whole non body era, and ain't nobody replicating that.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Naomi was. I'm trying to think season seven. No. Girls were still wearing body and stuff. Yeah. I think Naomi was like the nobody. Like on Drag Race on tv. I don't know about, but Athena, Naomi was like the one. And you're right, she. She has figured out how to make outfits. Even when she wore this thing recently, I saw it online. It was like a neon thing and she didn't have a corset on. But the way she still. It was crazy. I was like, what kind of witchcraft is this?
Trinity the Tuck
She knows. She just knows how to style herself.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
And Plastique has two. Where Plastique wears barely nothing and knows how to style herself. Unless it shows her tuck where she looks curvier than what she really is.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
But I think the number one end all, be all of pure example, what everybody tries to achieve is Naomi Smalls.
Monet X Change
Yeah. For sure. The pioneer girl, the blueprint. Let's go on to Chanel number one. First one in on the real OG I set the bar and made herstory With a voice so loud I'm standing proud Political unrest and controversy we rejoice in love Just wait, you'll see don't try it, just fight it Be heard, be seen Surpound the pavement and unite it. I thought not reading the text. She has a lot here. Still feels a little disjunct. Like it feels like a little bit messy. And just like when she came out, Chanel's energy just didn't match. Right after George's. It just didn't match. What George's just gave, like, it felt like the energy went down on the screen, which is not a good. You don't want that. And her outfit, again, I know she's serving OG drag like, old school, but the hair felt so thin. Like, I felt like she took, like, a kitty cat wig and she teased it into this. Like, it felt, like, so small. And I. And I did not love this outfit.
Trinity the Tuck
Girl, she was not giving. It was not giving choreography wise, it was not giving lyrically wise, it was not giving vocally wise. And I can say that because I am not a vocalist. I like her outfit fine. I think it looks good. But, girl, the hair and I might get canceled for this. But her wig looks like it has alopecia, bitch. Girl, then Plastique's waist, bitch. I mean, like, the big bag wolf just needs to do one little huff and puff and blow that away.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I was like that
Trinity the Tuck
from being her hairline back to her. I don't. I don't like it. Yeah, I hate it.
Monet X Change
Yeah. It wasn't. It wasn't living for me. And I was like, oh, girl, this. This. This hair is thinner than my patience. I can't. Like, it was just so. It was not good. Not a good look for. For Miss Chanel.
Trinity the Tuck
Girl, her hair is on Olympic.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to last but not least, the doll Roxxxy Andrews.
Trinity the Tuck
Roxy Andrews on the mic. Ain't gonna start a war, ain't gonna start a fight here with my girls from All Stars 9. You want to be, you want to ban drag? Don't waste my time. We're doing what we love, we're doing what we like Ain't hurting nobody, just fighting for our rights. If you want change, you're gonna have to make it no time to sit down and take it. Well, we already know from Versus past, she's not, you know, she's not a lyrical genius. It's not, you know, it's. It's not the best. It's not the worst. I think she looks good. Overall. I think this bodysuit looks a little off the rack to me. It looks like something you'd buy from Santee Alley or What is that? That? Yeah, something online. I don't love it. Yeah, fashion. I've seen it. And I expect her to be in something just immaculate because that's just Roxy. This probably just was an outfit she threw together because of. Of this being just a girl group challenge. But overall, I think she looks great. I think she did fine. It's nothing to write home about. This Was not her challenge.
Monet X Change
I actually enjoyed Roxy's performance. I don't know what it is. I just feel like when she came out, she felt like a star to me. And I think that she looked. I don't know, she was selling especially, like, her, like, no time to sit down and take it line. She, like, she. She telegraphed that, and she. So, yeah, I actually. I actually enjoyed Roxy's performance. I do agree that the outfit isn't the most stunning, but on these girl group ones, I'm always like. Because you never know how many you're gonna get in the season. You're like, ooh, bitch, how many do I use this one now? What if we have one? And you know what I mean? So I don't know. With the girl group ones, it's always tough to pace out your outfit so you have enough for what you need. Because there ain't nothing worse than in a drag race and you having nothing left and you're like, fuck, now I gotta wear this ugly ass outfit. You know?
Trinity the Tuck
I mean, the girl Roxy sews, and she's quick at sewing. She is amazing at sewing. So to me, and the outfit is fine. It's not bad.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
It's just the caliber of Roxy. I just expect her to be just over the top.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
And she's done this to herself. Like, this is. This is her. Her burden to carry because she has delivered so fiercely that people expect something above and beyond every time.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I would agree with that. Let's go on to the last but not least, the runaways of this episode. So the girls, they were all selling a fragrance. First up, we have got Mick and her perfume. It was crash. Now, y', all, listen. I know Gottmik clearly has a lot of connections in the fashion industry. She's wearing custom loewe. Like, this was, like, made by, like, a top designer. And I get it. That all being said, I did not love this Runway look. Like, the chain thing felt really cumbersome to me. And, like, because it's like black stone, you kind of miss a lot of the details. Like, even watching the video, I was kind of, like, confused as to where things began and where things ended. And the chain wrapped around her felt just extra for no reason. I do like that her, like, her mace was the perfume. I think that is cool. And going to the store and buying that bottle of perfume would be cool, but I did not love this Runway look.
Trinity the Tuck
I absolutely love the chain and ball. I don't know that I love it styled the way that it is. But I think it. You can't. It's something you definitely could not buy. Like, that's something she would have had to have had made.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
And it looks. I hate the outfit underneath. I do not like it. I think it looks cheap. I do not think it flatters her. I don't think it goes with the chains and stuff. And I'm thinking maybe she did it like that to highlight the chain and ball, but, like, it has, like, this weird cape thing that's not really caping big and.
Monet X Change
Yeah, the caping isn't cape. The cape isn't caping.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah. I don't like it. I don't. I don't like it.
Monet X Change
And also, the way that she wrapped the chain around her, it just made her look bulky. Like, on this left side, it just looks like. Just bulky. Like. Like her body doesn't have any shape. And Gottmik always has, like, a nice silhouette, and she looks really good. I was like, what. What's going on here? So I. I didn't love this from Ms. Gottmik, and I love Gottmik, but
Trinity the Tuck
it looks like a ball and chain of a prisoner, honey. And she looks like she's going straight to jail for that.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Nina west, who she was selling the fragrance Criminal and highlighted by the black and white pinstripes in her outfit. And this was an interesting look for Nina. I find it to be very interesting, but I don't love that. Do you know it reminded me of. Remember On All Stars 4 when Monique had the clown outfit that opened up to something? Do you remember that hers looked like that on the inside? Maybe I'm misremembering, but Monique had an outf like this. All Stars 4, I think. But, yeah, I don't love this, actually. No, I thought. I think it's fine. I don't love it. I don't hate it. I think it's a fine outfit.
Trinity the Tuck
I think it is appropriate because it is criminal. I hate it. I think it doesn't do anything for her shape.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Trinity the Tuck
Looks cheap. The bottle looks cheap. I don't. The hair is generic. I don't. I don't like this. I don't like it at all. Nope.
Monet X Change
And I don't understand why she put that silver sequin fabric in the middle. It breaks that up. It made it look weird. I was like, if it would have. Like, if the black and white would have went straight and met in the middle, at least I'll make it more interesting just breaking it up with that silver sequin. In the middle was such an interesting choice. And like, I'm like, bitch, if you're going to make that big boxy bottom, bring that waist if you know what. This would be cunt. If the waist was like this and the rest of it was so geometric and big. It will be such. It will be like, oh, wow. But yeah, this doesn't. This doesn't look good. Doesn't look good.
Trinity the Tuck
No, I agree. No.
Monet X Change
Up next is plastique tiara selling fantastique B. Tch. This fucking look is insane. The two tiers of wings, how she. I think whatever was in her bottle, it was blowing her. There was like a fan in it because her hair was moving. This and the wings, when she got it to the end, they were still moving independently. This was an insane fucking look. This was crazy, girl.
Trinity the Tuck
The rest of the girls can go home. This was absolutely incredible. I want to know who the hell Plastique is sleeping with. Where she. Jesus for all this. Cause this is like something you would see at like a Broadway musical. Like the have their own wings girl. It's fierce.
Monet X Change
It was crazy. And Jacob, can you send it to our editor to put the video from her Instagram? Did you see one of her Instagram of her doing like the fudgeing Sailor Moon transformation?
Trinity the Tuck
It is. It's like a whole commercial. Like a proper, like multimillion dollar commercial. Yes.
Monet X Change
Let me say something. Plastic tiara. And who is great at marketing? Bitch, you should have sold this fragrance like, for real if you were to drop that fragrance with that commercial. I don't. I would buy a bottle on site. Like she should have dropped a fucking. The real fantastique fragrance with that commercial. Because I want. I want one. I want to smell like plastique. I don't know. She smells like shit or she smells like roses. Whatever she smells like, I would buy it within that commercial.
Trinity the Tuck
It was the. The bottle was absolutely incredible. It was fierce. I wonder if they had to bring their own bottle or if production put it together. I don't know, but it was fierce. And I know she has a fat pussy, but I don't care. I. It is fierce. It is fierce.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Yeah. I think that they. I think they brought their own bottle because though. Because when she got to the end, you can see these two buttons under it. So I think she was maybe controlling the wings with that or something else, but she. There were buttons under it that I think were helping her control her entire outfit, which. So smart. This was one of the best looks like. Remember back in the day when Season six came out, and everyone gagged over Courtney Act's wings, bitch. This, these wings said, oh, baby, sit your ass the fuck down. These are. I am the real angel. I'm the real wings.
Trinity the Tuck
Like, they came from the Goodwill, bitch.
Monet X Change
Literally. Literally. This look was insane. I'm still. This was. I rewound it, like, three times to watch. I was like, this is so cool. This looks so fierce.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, fierce, fierce, fierce.
Monet X Change
Up next is Angeria Paris Van Michaels. I don't know. She has so many names. She's selling Le Southern. Le Southern Belle. What do you think about this look?
Trinity the Tuck
I love it. I, I, it is very, very. Again, she is not stepping out of the box at all, but I do love this. I, I love the structure. I love the sheerness of it. I think she looks absolutely incredible with these pastels. It looks expensive. It looks exactly what you would think Angeria is going to look like. But this is, to me, a little elevated for her. I do. I love it. Not for everybody, but for her. I love it.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean, I think it's very, very funny to call it like, the Southern belle, because she is actually very country and very Southern. And I think this is a good look, too. This is not something that I would particularly wear, but I do think Angeria looks stunning. And I think that the way, especially when she was posing, she's putting both legs together and giving us more of like a silhouette. Yeah. And so I love that. And so, yeah, I think that she looks good, and I think that this is a beautiful look.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, absolutely.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Ms. Vanjie, who is selling the fantasy of Toxica.
Trinity the Tuck
She ain't selling no fantasy.
Monet X Change
Say it again.
Trinity the Tuck
I said she ain't selling no fantasy. Bitch.
Monet X Change
This is awful.
Trinity the Tuck
You ain't got to go Think about it. Bitch. This is awful. I, I, I, I, I don't think the dress is awful, per se. Like, I like the dress, but not for, not for, not for a Runway. And I think this is my friend Jeffrey's work. I think I could be wrong. I do like the dress, but I don't think for a Runway, this is it. I think her styling of it is not great. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it.
Monet X Change
Yeah. She was trying to sell the thing about, like, being, like, toxic and blah, blah, blah, blah. And there were, like, some funny quips and some funny bits in there. But I, I'm trying to think about how we, what can change about us. To make it Runway ready. I think her body looks really good in it because something about the fabric does not give expensive.
Trinity the Tuck
And like, the netting, like, I stepped on stage for a Thursday night show. That's what it looks like. And which is fine. It's a great look for that.
Shannon Maldonado
It.
Trinity the Tuck
But it's not a great look for you would. You know, you don't step on as an all star. And this is her third time being on Drag Race. You don't step on the Runway in a stretch dress that looks like it would be only good enough for a Thursday night show. I mean, that's just. That's just fact. And, like, it's. There's not enough whimsy in this. Like, this don't even look like her style. Like, she don't do edgy stuff like this. So this don't even give me Vanjie. So I could forgive it if it was like, something uniquely Vanjie. But this doesn't even give me that.
Monet X Change
This.
Trinity the Tuck
This gives me very generic drag from a show on a Thursday. And I think her eyes look beautiful.
Monet X Change
Was very pretty. I love high makeup. I like this hair. I think his hair is really cool too. You know what she does? She looks like a reptile from Mortal Kombat. She looks like the reptile fighter.
Trinity the Tuck
You know what she looks like? She looks expired. Okay. Bitch. She looks. I do not like it. I will say it did look better in her photos that she posted, which were obviously, like, had cooler lighting. When you're giving a visual like that, I like it, but not with this.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Up next was Georgia selling Lil Lil Chiquita. And I think this is good. This is like, you know, she's paying homage to her Hispanic heritage, her Mexican heritage. And I think that she looks good. I think the hair gives me, like, quinceanera hair. And I think revealing to this dancing costume look was good. And I think that overall, this was a good look. It's not one of my favorites of the night, but I think this is a good look.
Trinity the Tuck
I think it looks fine. I. I don't love it. I don't hate it. I think this would have been a perfect girl group outfit without the bottom of it. And I just don't. I don't get Runway. To me, this gives me challenge. This gives me elevated show costume. The hair's fine. I still don't even love the hair. Her makeup looks beautiful. It looks fine. It looks fine.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Let's go on to Chanel number one, which I thought was very funny and very smart. I thought Chanel had some good branding things in there. And again, this is a runaway look, but I feel like this is what. I feel like this is what Chanel would wear any night of the week. Like, I feel like Chanel would wear this on a Thursday. But it also looks appropriate for the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race. I love the combo of this, like this, this, the sequin inside and having the velvet on top. I love the mixture of texture here. I think Chanel just looks like a beautiful, stunning, like, true old school drag. Like pageant. Pageant tees.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah. I mean, Chanel is through and through a showgirl, and all of her. I've seen her shows. Her show costumes are Runway ready for Drag Race. Like, just that. And it's. It's old school drag, but it. It's very polished. I like it. I like the color on her. I like the hair, the color of the hair. I think she looks great.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah. And last but not least, Roxxxy Andrews, who I think she actually is wearing. Which her was. What is it? Never sent home. Yeah, never sent home, which I thought was never sent home. I thought it was a very funny pun as well. And I think that. I think she really is wearing an Elsa costume. Right. It has to be the Elsa look. She doesn't have to be. When she did Elsa down at Seven Nights for something, I think her.
Trinity the Tuck
Her speech about the. Her commercial was very funny. This. I don't remember her wearing this in Orlando, but I don't go to her shows like that. It probably was an Elsa dress, like her version, but I love it. I think it's beautiful. I like the strips of the dress. I think it moves very cool and beautiful.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think she looks gorge. I think I thought her. I think the funniest bits, like, the funniest speeches, I thought with hers was very funny. And I also. I also liked. I also thought plastiques was funny. So that being said, my favorite who I. Who I think the top two should have been for me would have been plastique. I'm considering the challenge Runway and their fragrance. I think plastique. And I think the other one for me could have been a toss up between Vanjie or Roxy.
Trinity the Tuck
For me, I 100% agree. I think Vanjie was top two to me, except for the. The run this Runway. And I thought Roxy was fantastic as well, and she was probably the most consistent out of the two. But to me, plastique dominated this.
Monet X Change
This episode, which was so interesting that, like, which we're gonna we're gonna do, like, a very brief untucked because not much happens. There's not much to talk about, but, like, the girls. Like, Plastique's name does not come up. Like, I guess she. No one thought that she was a front runner. Like, that's so interesting to me. Even Ross Matthews. Ross Matthews says Georgeous is the best dancer the show has ever seen. And I was like, the best dancer the show has ever seen. I'm like, that seems like a gross exaggeration. The best dancer the show has ever seen.
Trinity the Tuck
Girl, you are excluding Kennedy Davenport, who does flips after flips after flips. Like, girl. And she's like 800 years old. Like, no. Cindy is one of the best dancers ever known to the drag world.
Monet X Change
Like, yeah, yeah. There have been many dancers on the show. And I'm like, I'm not y'.
Shannon Maldonado
All.
Monet X Change
I'm not saying Georgia's not a good dancer, but say that she's the best dancer the show has ever seen is insane behavior to say that.
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah. I don't know.
Monet X Change
Yeah. That being said, the top two are Georgius and Angeria. Paris Van Michaels, they the top. They are the top two of the week. And Andrea wins the lip sync, which was Whitney Houston. Million Dollar Bill, which is a. It's a fun lip sync song. Nothing crazy happens in it there. Georgia says Anguria's taking a very old school southern pageant approach, and Jorgeous is doing is dancing to it, and it's a dance mix, so I can see that. But Angeria bests Jorgeous on the lip sync. What do you think?
Trinity the Tuck
I think that this is not the top two that I would have chose, but I thought they both did great. Fine. Good. Good. The lip sync. I do think that Angeria embodied the song. So if I was at a drag show, out of the two, what I would have expected from that number would be what Angeria delivered. And I think she. She did just edged it out a little bit. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I agree. And then Andrew wins, and she gets to block. She chooses to block Roxy next week. So Roxy can win, but she will not get a legendary. Sorry. A Benedict Cumberbatch. And. And that's this week's episode.
Trinity the Tuck
I would have chose Roxy, too. Roxy is the front runner to me. Like, she. She is great at so many different things. The other girls are hit or miss with a lot of things. And I mean. And Roxy's not great with comedy necessarily, but sewing looks. She also knows how to navigate a lot of different things. I would have blocked Roxy too.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I would have blocked her. All right, listen, I think this is going to be a strong season of Drag Race. I think it's going to be very entertaining. I cannot. Plastique is making me. I have a fucking boner already for all. All of her looks. I can't wait to see what she's going to do next. Like. Like, the budget is here. These girls are looking good, and I cannot wait. I think it's going to be a good season. I don't think it's going to be All Star 7 level, but I do think it's going to be a good season.
Trinity the Tuck
I think the runways are going to be incredible. I think that All Stars 10.
Monet X Change
It.
Trinity the Tuck
The runways are going to be compared
Monet X Change
to 10 or 9.
Trinity the Tuck
Oh, is it 9? Is this 8? No, no, no.
Shannon Maldonado
10.
Monet X Change
You mean. You mean the next one?
Trinity the Tuck
Yeah, the next season is that the runways are gonna. Because Plastique and Gottmik are gonna turn it out so fierce that anything that comes after is gonna be so. Yeah, but I think that'll kind of, like, elevate it back to, like, normal.
Monet X Change
Yeah, give us back to it. So people don't. They gotta go crazy. All right, y', all, Trinidad, we're gonna hop over to the Patreon and do a quick little untuck. Cause nothing really happened. But just to get y' all palettes wet. And then we'll see y' all next week for next episode. Episode two of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars season nine.
Trinity the Tuck
Yes.
Monét X Change and Trinity the Tuck kick off a new season of Sibling Watchery, reviewing the premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 9, which introduces a twist: the queens are competing for charity, and there are no eliminations. The duo serves up candid fashion critiques, iconic quotes, and in-depth insights on the episode's major moments—including entrance looks, the talent challenge, runways, and the reading challenge.
The hosts read the lyrics for each queen and break down the performance and fashion.
Gottmik (61:52): Custom Loewe with chain and ball. Monét: “I did not love this Runway look...the chain thing felt really cumbersome.” Both agree the look is unsuccessful.
Nina West (62:44): "Criminal" theme with black-and-white stripes. Both hosts found it ill-fitting and cheap (63:44).
Plastique Tiara (64:44): "Fantastique" wings, moving parts, fan-powered. Both lose their minds ("The rest of the girls can go home. This was absolutely incredible." - Trinity, 65:11). Monét: "One of the best looks...these wings said, oh baby, sit your ass the fuck down." (67:10)
Angeria (67:25): "Le Southern Belle." Trinity: "She is not stepping out of the box at all, but I do love this." (67:35)
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo (68:34): "Toxica"– hosts both call the look not runway appropriate: "This is awful" (68:45).
Georgeous (71:08): "Lil Chiquita." Heritage nod but ultimately forgettable.
Chanel (72:13): Pageant-ready, "old school drag," but not out of her comfort zone.
Roxxxy Andrews (73:11): Elsa-inspired “Never Sent Home.” Moves beautifully, strong branding, and comedy during her commercial.
On fat tucks:
"If you have a fat pussy, you need to put that cat away, honey." – Trinity (17:49)
On Chanel's wig:
"Her wig looks like it has alopecia, bitch." – Trinity (57:00)
"This hair is thinner than my patience. I can't." – Monét (57:43)
Plastique’s wings:
"Remember back in the day when Season six came out, and everyone gagged over Courtney Act's wings? These wings said, oh baby, sit your ass the fuck down." – Monét (67:10)
On Naomi Smalls:
"She was the blueprint. She was the beginning of this whole non-body era, and ain't nobody replicating that." – Trinity (55:54)
On the reading challenge:
"Angeria, never met someone whose parents are more related than their teeth." – Gottmik (33:10)
On alliances:
"If you have one strong competitor and one that probably ain't gonna win much... it's a one-sided deal." – Trinity (36:26)
A muscly, hilarious, and detailed review episode with deep dives into fashion, challenge performance, and the evolving landscape of Drag Race—serving everything from panel snark to honest admiration. Plastique Tiara emerges as the one to watch, while Trinity and Monét's chemistry never misses a beat. An essential listen for fans seeking sharp comedy, fashion insight, and passionate commentary from two All Stars themselves.
"Girl, her hair is on Olympic." – Trinity (57:53)
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