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Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S9E10 "Lip-Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown"
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Monet X Change
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Monet X Change
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Bob the Drag Queen
Hello, Sibling Rivalry listeners. This is a reminder that your favorite siblings, me and Bob the Dragoon, we are coming to San Diego at the Balboa theater, darling, on August 8th. Now, I know this date had to be rescheduled in the past because of, you know, things like Madonna and some other personal life things, but August 8th is the tea. It's definitely happening. And Bob and I are excited to bring you Sipping Rivalry Live, the podcast, to San Diego on August 8th. So if you don't have your tickets, go to moniquejhans.com or seethedradqueen.com and you can see where you can find us. You know what? If all else fails, Google San Diego. Sibling rivalry. Trust me, it's gonna pop up. We can't wait to see y' all live. It's gonna be everything.
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Sponsor Voice
Bye.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Reunited and it feels so hood.
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Monet X Change
I can't say that. You can say that. I can't say that. I can't say that I can't say that. It does feel so good. You've been busy. You've been all over the world.
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Bob the Drag Queen
You too.
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Monet X Change
Well, no, the last couple of weeks. I know that is true. I will book my if if management is not booking me because there's 14, 000 girls. I, I, I've been doing this a hundred years. So I will book myself out.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Yeah. How is, how have the past couple weeks been with you, you, you Since I left, Trinity has been Trinity and J. Jolie and Pheromone have been in the thing. Trinity got on his podcast. Shut it down. Trinity is. You are a woman about your. You, you're a woman of your word. That's one thing you will talk about. You'll talk your. And then you would address it head on, which I can appreciate every time.
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Monet X Change
I. I've said this before. I'll say this again. I am many things, but a liar is not one. And, you know, it's all. It's really not that serious. It's not that deep. You know, I said, who. Who do I hate? I don't really hate either one of those girls. And I'm not gonna talk. I'm not. We're not gonna get deep in this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't really hate anybody. Yeah. But it was fun. It was. It was fun for. For the fans.
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Bob the Drag Queen
It was fun for the fans. What my thing is the fans eat that shit up. Like, the amount of fucking Twitter things. And I was being tagged, people would tell me, like, Reddit fucking things. And we're like. I was like. And they'll be like, 300 comments. I'm like, the fans act like they don't. That they're so over. Like, why does everyone. But they love the drama. They eat that shit up every fucking time and act like they don't like it.
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Monet X Change
They love it. They love it. They love it. They love to pick a side. They love. And one thing I've realized, too, and, you know, I hardly engage with. With people online as much anymore because that's where. Where I would get in a lot of trouble. But what. What I've realized is people come out of the woodwork that were never following you, never supporting you, and just be like, I knew I didn't like her.
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Bob the Drag Queen
And I'd be like, bitch, you weren't following me anyway. Like, get like, I don't care that you don't like me. I generally don't care. But they swear they. They have set up in their minds that we do. Like, someone has told them that we can. I'm like, bitch, I don't fucking care. Get off of my page.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, but you know it. Yeah.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, fuck those bitches. We are on this podcast to talk about something that is more exciting than that, which is RuPaul's Drag Race Season 9. I mean, All Stars 9.
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Monet X Change
I thought you were gonna say my cat. My new cat.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so you text me a few weeks ago, send me the picture that you were getting of Sphinx, and this is a very beautiful sphynx cat. Are you loving? Are you hating? Are you.
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Monet X Change
I love her. I love her. She's crazy. So crazy, but so pretty.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Gorgeous.
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Monet X Change
She is in. I got her inspired by you. Because I, I, I've always been like, not anti cat but just, I just didn't want cats cuz their hair is so fine and when it gets everywhere, it just floats in the air. I just can't. So when I met your cat, I was like, okay. And then my boyfriend has been like begging to get a cat. I was like, well, fine, we'll get, we'll get one. And then it all, it all happened like really fast. I don't know how. Like it just like fell into my lap. And then I was like, okay.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. You know, I've always, I've always been like, I should get to. Because they always say if you have a cat, you should get two. They can huge other company. So like I've been on the verge of wanting to get a second cat, but I'm like when I have a pet sit or two. So when I'm like getting her to watch one cat, I feels a lot. Being like, hey, can you watch two? Feels like so much. But I always want to get a second cat. I love having a Sphynx cat is a great place to be. They're very affectionate as kids. They're very that they're very like crazy. But everyone with Sphynx cats knows they're very affectionate because they like to be close to you, to be warm. And they like everyone who I know has a Sphynx cat, they like sleeping with you in the bed and they like being under the blankets with you at night. So your cat will probably be the same way.
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Monet X Change
I, we've been experimenting of what she's comfortable with and, and it just, it really just varies because she's like such a crazy personality. Her name is Ember Nix Amber because she looks like a, like burnt coal.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
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Monet X Change
And then Nyx is the goddess of death. And Fink's cats, they look evil. They look like bats.
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Bob the Drag Queen
They do look a little evil.
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Monet X Change
So I'm like, okay, I finally have a villain in the house, girl.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Well, thank God you have a villain because they don't have any villains on this All Stars. I mean, the only little bit of villainry we had was between Angeri and Roxy just a little bit. But this has been a pretty very happy go lucky season, which I guess ours was too, so I can't be too mad about it. But yeah, no villains on All Stars 7, including, I mean, All Stars 9, including George's. the top of the episode, I'm realizing George's has such beautiful teeth. She has a big teeth for her face. And I realized I love a. That has big teeth because I have. I'm bad. I have big teeth. And I think George's has a very pretty smile.
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Monet X Change
She is a very pretty human. Like, she's just out of drag. Really cute in drag. Beautiful. So petite. Proportionate, I guess, except for her teeth. I haven't really noticed her teeth, but. But she's just really pretty in general.
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Bob the Drag Queen
She also is always talking about gaping. I'm like. I'm like, do people want to be gaped? I don't want to be gaping. I feel like if you describe me as gaping, that means shit is falling out, girl. Who wants. I guess George's likes to be gaped the fuck open too much.
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Monet X Change
I know. I know there are people out there who are into those things because I've had on Grindr, I've had conversations like, of that before. Like, people saying that to like, you know, wanting to do that. I'm like, I. That doesn't. I. And to be frank, I'm way more of a side than I. I mean, like, I will, like, I do have. You know, that. All that. But that just like what you had to. What do you put in you for it to be that wide open?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, like, you, Brooklyn and I, we're all side girlies. I don't know a lot of the girls who are sides, but I identify with wanting to be a side. I think in a relationship, I've. I've had to be one or more or the other, but I definitely prefer a side, bitch. I'm cool with some. With some foreplay and some dick sucking, and I'm like, I feel great. I had a great time.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah. Just blowing it be done, you know,
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Bob the Drag Queen
like a birthday cake.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. With my boyfriend. I know exactly what to do, bitch. I'm like, I got too many things to. I have too many things to get done today. So hurry up, you know, Girl, I
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Bob the Drag Queen
gotta feed the cat.
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Monet X Change
I gotta feed this damn new cat, girl, hurry up.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Exactly what button to do to go from 0 to 60. I know. Same girl. It's like clockwork. When I needed to, you know.
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Monet X Change
Yes, ma', am.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Shout out to all the people out there who know your partner well enough that, yes, you will sometimes going a long time. But sometimes, bitch, 10 minutes is all we need, and let's just finish it and let's be done.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, we got things to do.
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Bob the Drag Queen
So Chanel comes in, and Chanel went from zero to hero overnight. She went from zero stars to two stars because her and George just won. And they both gave Each other a star, so they each got plus two stars this episode. And I think that RuPaul said there's a clear path to the finale for everyone. Still and clearly wasn't lying. And Chanel is finally in a position to be a contender this season.
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Monet X Change
I mean, that happened on our season, too, with. On. On all star seven. RuPaul said to all of us that, you know, there's still a clear path. And up until the last challenge, right before the finale, it was anybody's game. And it ended. It ended up being that way. Like, somebody made the top four that didn't have the most stars, and it was like, you know, that was great.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But Nina's saying, like, what a stupid move. Did Chanel like. Nina's like, no, girl, you made the wrong thing. You should not have given Jorgeous a star, because that gives her more. And I do think Nina has a point. I think it would have been so cunty if Jorgeous gave Nina a Chanel, a star, and Chanel was like, and I give mine to. I don't know. Vanjie. Jorgeous would have been gagged. That would give us some good fucking tv. But she did the right thing, and she gave her that star.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean, it makes me wonder if they had a conversation, like, privately, because some tea about All Stars 4. I think you. I think I. You may. You may or may not remember this, but anytime that I was in the top, and I know, at least with Naomi and somebody else, I think it was you. I think it was Naomi and you. When one of the. The. The. The episode that Latrice was going home, that, like, that she went home. I walked past y' all and I said, don't worry. But I was like, I gotta make good tv. And that's when I was, like, saying, well, who. I don't know who I'm gonna vote for. Who. Who do you think should go home? Because they all said, you, Latrice. I already knew I was picking Latrice and I. We were walking by, and, you know, we. We. Everything's on camera, so you have to kind of do it when it's not on camera. So I don't know if you remember that or. Or. Or. Or what, but I. I specifically remember walking by. Maybe y' all didn't catch it, but I was like, don't worry. But, yeah, I mean, you can. There's ways to plan things without it being on tv.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, for sure. For sure. But it also just makes me realize that I don't think Chanel's thinking strategy. I think Chanel just is just happy to still be there. Well, not so.
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Monet X Change
To finally get a star.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I think she just. She'll just do whatever so, you know, which. Whatever. Good for her. And they. They. One thing that came to my mind, they talk about this at the. The thing for the episode. The winner wins a life science supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills. I don't think, if I have to be very honest, like, okay, I think you get a year supply of makeup because you get like, every shade they have and you have like all the. So I guess if you were to use everything, but no one is like, for example, I don't like pink lip or red lips, really. So.
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Monet X Change
So you can have that for a lifetime, girl.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Right? You know what I mean?
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Monet X Change
So you literally have it for a lifetime.
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Bob the Drag Queen
But I gave a lot of mine to, like, my. My drag sisters and shit. Like, I didn't. I gave like, everything to my drag sisters like, that I didn't want. And like. And I'm like, I think that when you win a lifetime supply, since they're what, 17, 16 winners of the regular season and All Stars, but you have 27. Like, it should be a thing where like, annually you write a little list to Anastasia Beverly Hills, not to exceed maybe, I don't know, a thousand dollars, which they can afford, and they. They should re. Supply whatever you want for, like, for the rest of your life. I don't think that's such a tall order to ask. Anastasia is a huge makeup company. They can afford to give every winner a thousand dollars of what they want every year.
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Monet X Change
Well, Monet, as a brand ambassador of Anastasia Beverly Hills, I promise you, if you reach out to Norvina or Anastasia's Instagram, they will definitely send you things all the time. They do me all the time. I get personalized messages from Norvina. I mean, like, we're. We're best, basically besties. Oh, wow. Point and so.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Ow. Ow.
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Monet X Change
This is what I'm talking about. This cat, she is a crackhead. Like, literally just attacked my feet.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. God got. Got. Got her. God heard your little Anastasia Beverly Hills message. He said, bitch, I got you right now.
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Monet X Change
She said. She said, my name is Nyx, not Anastasia.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Your. Your cat works for Mac Clocked.
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Monet X Change
Girl, she is being evil right now. I'm sorry. Yes. But message them. They'll send you some stuff, I'm sure.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
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Monet X Change
Work.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I'm. I'm. I'm a. You know, Norvina. I don't. I don't. She made a joke about me like, this past season, RuPaul said something, and she was like, something Monet exchanged. So maybe Norvina does know and care who I am. I. I will dm. Norvina.
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Monet X Change
Oh, bitch. Norvina is. First of all, she's extremely beautiful and so kind. And, yes, this is me sucking up. But also, she really is, and she's a huge fan of Drag Race. She knows every single one of us. Every single one of us. Every single one of us. Yeah.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I made a Norvina for some more Ashton and some more pure Hollywood liquid lipsticks. I would love those.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean, they're like. She. She. She. Her mom is the owner of the brand. She's rich. She didn't need to come on Drag Race. She comes on a drag race. Cause she's a fan of the show.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Who'd you say? The. So I guess looking at the thing now, the front runners are Roxxxy, Andrews, Plastique, and Jorgeous. Like, those are the three front runners. And, like, if I'm being very honest, I'm gagged to see Jorgeous up there.
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Monet X Change
Same.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I thought Plastique. I knew Plastique would have amazing runways, but I think Plastique has really fucking gagged us with her talents across the board. Like, Plastique, in my mind, like, Plastique deserves to win just as much as Roxy does. Like, I think Plastique has been fucking killing it. I'm so impressed by her. By her what she did this season.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean, like, her runways have just blown beyond everybody out of the water. I mean, Gutmik has gotten amazing runways, too, but Plastique is just, like you said, she's really stepped out of her comfort zone and showing everybody things that you wouldn't think somebody that's this pretty would be able to do.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, It's. It's. It's really insane. And, like, you know. Yeah. And then Vanjie drops this bomb that her and Roxy used to date.
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Monet X Change
Girl, it looks like.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Did you know this?
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Monet X Change
No, but it sounds like Vanjie has, like, tried to stick it in everybody.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, if there's one thing Vanjie would do is date a drag queen. Like, I guess she's. Vanjie's really about that.
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Monet X Change
You know, maybe, you know, some drag families require a, you know, a ritual or, you know, an entrance fee. And maybe she wanted to be an Andrews before she became Mateo.
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Bob the Drag Queen
And I think she's versed. Like. I think Vanjie's a true verse woman, because Brooklyn, I know, is a side Mick is the bottom. And Roxy's the top. So Vanjie. Vanjie is. Vanjie is making a list and she's checking it twice, honey. She is hitting. Vanjie does all. She plays all positions, girl.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, she. She's definitely trying to create a band here. Definitely trying to create a new drag band.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, girl.
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Monet X Change
Catch them all. It's like Pokemon.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Who will Vanjie date next? Y'? All? Comment below. Who do y' all think is next?
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Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Is Vanjie the one that fucked you? Did I just crack the code here? Did I just crack the code here? We have all been wondering which drag queen fucks Monet, and I think it was Vanjie. She fucked everybody else.
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Bob the Drag Queen
You know, y' all just ask her if Angie and I, you know, I did move to LA around the time that all. You know what? Ask Vanjie. Have Vanjie comment on what she thinks, what she wants to say about the situation.
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Monet X Change
Uh huh. She clapped them cheeks.
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Bob the Drag Queen
This episode is a lip sync.
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Monet X Change
Oh, my God. And she has a hairless cat tattoo. It all makes sense. It all makes sense.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Trinity is what we do with drag. You are the Velma of drag, girl. She's like, jinkies. Is it lip syncing? Lalaparuza. Smackdown for the crown. I don't always love lip sync Lalaparoozas. I feel like it's kind of like an easy way to do an episode. They're like, oh, we're just making the girls lip sync because it's just a bunch of lip syncs. And again. Which is fine, but I don't always love the lalaparoozas.
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Monet X Change
I was telling this to my boyfriend and this, this episode, if you wanted to see a bunch of drag queens lip sync, you could literally just go to a regular drag show. I. I don't see the stakes in this. I don't think this highlights everybody's talents exactly. It's. They do a lip sync every episode. So it's like, it's kind of anticlimactic.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. The novelty is one off. Because you get it. We literally see it every week.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. And then you have these girls that are doing, you know, all their stuff, especially like, somebody like Roxy, she don't tumble or split or anything. So, you know, she has two moves. They're great moves, just like me. I have, like two moves, girl. Once you. You've seen them, you've seen it, you know, you see it every. Every thing. And yeah, there's some diversity in the songs and diversity in performances and. And we'll get to all that. But, yeah, I think. I just think that it's just kind of a me episodes.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Yeah. Our lip sync smackdown for the Crown All Stars 4. I was gagged in certain, like, I think that Naomi gagged a lot of people in her lips thing. She, like, tore Gia up without lip sync. A lot of roots. That was sickening. Talking about other. Other surprises in our lip sync lalaparuza, there's something else that happened. Although I would say the Gia and Naomi lip sync was everything. Like, they really turned it out. Like they were. I was. Because I had never seen Gia perform, I don't think. And I was like, I was generally shocked at how well of a job she did in the Lollaparuza. What else happened in that one?
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Monet X Change
Yeah, the. The Latrice comeback was. Was like, supposedly gaggy, you know? Valentina Farah lip sync.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, what did they lip sync to?
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Monet X Change
I don't remember, but it was like. I think that was kind of like
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Bob the Drag Queen
Jake Jay, can you look that up for us? What Valentina and Pheromone lip sync to? I forget.
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Monet X Change
It was like. It was like their moment of, like, since their. The reunion from season nine. It was like they're like, bum, bum, bum, right?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And who did you lip sync against?
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Monet X Change
You lip sync against Jasmine Masters.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Jasmine Masters. Yeah. You ate that up.
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Monet X Change
Mine was fine. That. The song that I did, which was Peanut Butter, was my least.
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Bob the Drag Queen
The least RuPaul songs, right?
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Monet X Change
They were all RuPaul songs.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Yeah.
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Monet X Change
Kitty girl.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Valentina Faram wanted kitty girl. When I tell you I don't remember a thing about that lip sync, I cannot tell you anything about that lip sync.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, I think. I think Valentina won.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Yeah. And the. The girls don't buy, like, lip syncing rules. I think that the. The basic rules for lip sync are like, do not touch anybody else. And what George's clock and jury are for, like, blocking people on stage. I'm like, well, if you get blocked, you get blocked. Like, you want to be background. You need to make you let. Let these judges see so you don't go home.
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Monet X Change
Like, I'm sorry Sometimes. Sometimes that you. That's unavoidable. And like, like, I agree with the non touching most part, but, like, we touched on ours. We touched also, and that was fine to me. Like, like, that was funny how you, like, grabbed me from behind. That was funny. And then when I slid into Jada's ass that every day, but that I didn't even mean to do my fabric on my. My bodysuit was so slick, I just kept going.
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Bob the Drag Queen
That's.
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Monet X Change
I mean, like, thank God Jada was there. Her ass was there to catch me because I would have went off the stage.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Like, that was so good. That was so good. I remember when that happened, we were all sitting there like, oh, shit. It was good.
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Monet X Change
Thank God she was there.
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Bob the Drag Queen
So we're getting to the lip sync. A lot of Purusa, and Bruno chooses the format. Bruno chooses a ball, and that ball is a person lip syncing. And then they get to choose the person, but then the person that they choose gets to choose the song, and they have a set list of songs they can choose from. And then. So Bruno first chooses Gottmik's ball, and she chooses Angeria, which I think is a bad move. I don't know why Gottmik would have chosen, like, no Shade. I love Gottmik. Gottmik is so funny and challenged. It's a great. I don't see. I don't. When I think of, like, amazing lip syncers, I don't think, like, Gottmik, like, at top of mind. And Angeria's a pretty good lip syncer. I would think Gottmik would choose someone, like, maybe like Chanel or Nina, you know what I mean, to go up against.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. I think that most of the girls did do their picking based off of strategy of, like, either who they thought they could beat or most of them were, like, picking girls that they thought would pick a song that they would also do.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
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Monet X Change
So I think that is a smart strategy because it at least gives you a leg up. Because if somebody picks a stupid song, even if you're a good lip syncer, you might not win because they may be doing it how the judges want. But, Yeah, I got McPicking injuria. I don't think Angier is the strongest lip syncer, but I think she's far more of a stronger lip syncher than. Yeah. Gottmik. I think she has a way of making it funny and still like it entertaining without it being the same all the time. Yeah.
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Bob the Drag Queen
And then, I mean. Yeah. But I mean, Angeria. Yeah. I guess I'm trying to figure out what Gottmik's thought was about that, because Angeria chooses.
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Monet X Change
Maybe she was like, girl, I don't want to have to lip sync. Send me to the chair.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Andrea chooses En Vogue, something that seems to me out of Gottmik's realm. But I will say, when they start performing, I think Mick does a good job with the lip sync. Like, I'm like, okay. Got Mick. I was like, she knew all the words. She was giving. Like, she was giving the vibe. I was impressed by how Gottmik was performing the song.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. I thought. I thought that she did a decent job.
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Sponsor Voice 2
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Monet X Change
The skirt was so too long for me, and she was, like, kind of tripping a little bit on it, so that was a little annoying. But overall, for that skirt song being so out of her element, because I just don't see Gottmik because she's kind of, like, darker pop, kind of girly, like a.
- [25:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like a punky vibe. Yeah.
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Monet X Change
I don't see her doing, like, a fierce, like, diva song, like, and Vogue.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
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Monet X Change
Which.
- [25:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
But to be fair, they had nothing. And again, I. I don't. I. I don't know. All about mixed lip sync repertoire, but they didn't have anything that was in, like, her realm either. Like, there wasn't anything. I feel like Gottmik. I feel like when Gottmik got that list of songs, she was like, okay, I guess I can do this. I don't think there was one. She was like, oh, bitch, I hope I get this song. Which someone like Plastique, as we'll see later, Plastique performs Pussycat Dolls all the time. Like, that's her thing. Roxy had holding out for her. I think, like, a lot of girls had a song, they were like, oh, this is my shit. Well, I didn't see that on the list. Forgot Mik. But I may be wrong. Maybe there is something. She was like, I hope I got that, but I don't know.
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Monet X Change
Well, you know, I also think the show does that on purpose. You know, they. They know. And this is no shade to the show. The. It's a TV show. They have to guide the storyline of what they're wanting. And they are the judge, jury, and executioner when it comes to how it's judged, what's picked for the songs, because that's not the contestants. We don't get to pick that.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Yeah. And, yeah.
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Monet X Change
So.
- [26:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
But I do feel, overall, Angeria edges out. God, Mick. And. And rightfully so. Andrea is the winner. That lip sync. She gets to go back and Gottmik goes back to the workroom. And you can tell when Ru announces the winner. I love Gottmik. She can try to be as poised and as, like, whatever you can see on her face. She's like, over. She's like, okay.
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Monet X Change
Yeah.
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Bob the Drag Queen
And I could just see it through her fucking eyeballs. She's over it. I will say, though, the bitch looks sickening. Her hair and her face. And like, I'm like, the hill looks like it's coming from her goddamn scalp. Her wig. Game on the season is, I think the best plastique is her and plastique obviously have the best hair, but I think they're both on another level for different reasons. Got mixed so cool and punk, where plastique is doing these geometric, really extraterrestrial things. Their hair is quite amazing.
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Monet X Change
Yeah. Going back to what you said about Gottmik, she definitely does not lose well. And it's very entertaining to watch because you can see exactly what she's thinking on her face.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. She goes back to that room and she sits with a drink in her hand and she looks at the screen
- [27:19]
Monet X Change
and she's like, uh huh.
- [27:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
You could just. I mean, I can feel it through the screen. I'm like, she better work. She's bad, girl. And then, so next, Bruno, which we hung out with, we hope Pride, Bruno was back by my trailer. We were all hanging out. Bruno's so hot. He's so sweet.
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Monet X Change
Bruno, girl. He just makes me melt.
- [27:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, he's so hot. Do you know. Do you know he's apparently a rocket scientist too. Him and. Him and him and Bryson went to the same fucking school.
- [27:46]
Monet X Change
Really?
- [27:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
- [27:48]
Monet X Change
Girl. Did they go to this college to recruit for Drag Race? Girl. Is there an alumni on the casting or something?
- [27:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
The only one that I don't think went to school was Kalik. The one that everyone. The.
- [28:03]
Monet X Change
Oh, they didn't go to school at all. Okay.
- [28:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, she barely passed kindergarten. Okay.
- [28:09]
Monet X Change
Oh, thank God.
- [28:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
She's pretty, she's beautiful, and rightfully so. So next, Bruno chooses the ball and it's Plastique. No. Is it Plastique? No. No. Juno chooses the ball and it's Vanjie. And to my surprise, again, Vanjie chooses plastic. But I think what Vanjie was saying was she chose Plastique because of the song. But I think Vanjie could have beat someone like again, Chanel or someone like Nina. But I guess they would have. She thought they would have picked songs that wouldn't work for her. I don't know.
- [28:41]
Monet X Change
But yeah, I. I totally get this. This. Even though Plastique is a strong lip sync, I would.
- [28:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
I would not gamble on a strong lip syncher. I would gamble to me, I think.
- [28:50]
Monet X Change
I think Plastique could have won several of her lip syncs, but the show has made her out to be like. She's like, not a lip sync girl, which she is to me, but I get what she's saying, because Vanjie's also a strong lip syncer, so for her to. To pick. She knew Plastique was gonna pick dolls, so.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
- [29:10]
Monet X Change
So it was. It was smart.
- [29:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Plastic, which. Plastic looks like Nicole Scherzing on Another Life. They do Pussycat dolls, and I think Plastique was fucking killing it. When she does that thing which is on the floor and her legs are doing this thing, I was like, I never. I've not seen that move on Drag Race. And I thought it was impressive to see, and I think you did a good job. Right.
- [29:33]
Monet X Change
I thought she kind of won the lip sync.
- [29:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was even. I don't think she won. I think it was even. I think they both did a really good job.
- [29:39]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah.
- [29:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Vanjie does gig so much energy, and she's like. Vanjie is staring down the barrel of the camera. She's doing her, and she's, like, dancing. Like it. They're both doing. They're both turning it.
- [29:51]
Monet X Change
Yeah. I think the one thing I miss in Vanjie that she never gives is she never emotes to me. Her face is very. It's just very deadpan. It's very like, she'll lip sync, and she looks beautiful, and her hairography and her choreography is great, but she never emotes at all. Her face just doesn't move. And. And that's coming from me.
- [30:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
I have a question. Can you look at people and tell. Tell what they've had done?
- [30:24]
Monet X Change
Not always, but I'm very judgy, so. Yeah. Yeah.
- [30:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
What. What. What has. What has Vanjie have done? Because I. I generally don't know. What. What do you think she's had done?
- [30:35]
Monet X Change
I definitely Botox and fillers. She looks like she's had her teeth done.
- [30:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yes. I knew that. Yeah.
- [30:43]
Monet X Change
And possibly a no shot. But this is the thing with Vanjie is I think most of what we see with Vanjie is her makeup change. She. She's. She's changed the way that she's done her makeup since she was on her other seasons.
- [30:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
- [30:58]
Monet X Change
And that's why she looks so different. But I definitely think she's had her teeth done and definitely Botox and fillers, but maybe a nose. I don't. I don't know about. I'm not sure. But definitely move out of that.
- [31:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
I cannot tell what Botox does or filler. I mean, I know what the things do. I know fillers.
- [31:16]
Sponsor Voice 2
You.
- [31:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
They feel the space. I know Botox things, the muscle, but I can't Tell what's what? I can't tell, like, what someone has. It's like, once people say, oh, this person has had bad work, I don't know what constitutes bad work. And I don't know, like, I. I. Yeah, I don't. I don't ever. I'm not really.
- [31:32]
Monet X Change
You know, I think bad work would be like, when you had silicone or fillers in your lips, and it moves around. Like, girl, like, for. I am not afraid to say. My lips now, they're much better than they were before I had surgery. I had some of my silicone actually removed because silicone tends to migrate, and it will move to one side. And so if you look, this side of my lip is still thicker than this side. So when I go back again, I'm gonna have just a little bit more of this taken out, Basically taking out the rest of my silicone. Cause she took all the stuff out from my bottom lip, and she took out most from the top lip. So I'm gonna have that part removed, and then I'm gonna have a lip lift work. So it just does that.
- [32:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
And when they do that surgery, they're obviously doing the line inside, so you don't see it.
- [32:27]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, like, you can't see a scar at all in there.
- [32:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
Work.
- [32:32]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
- [32:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so Vanjie wins, and Placi gets sent to the workroom.
- [32:41]
Monet X Change
Likely story. Her story for the whole season. Honey girl.
- [32:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
Roxy Andrews has lost every lip sync she's done. I mean, Roxy Andrew has won every lip sync. She's on a drag race. Classique has lost every lip sync. She's on a drag race. Isn't that crazy?
- [32:57]
Monet X Change
It does not surprise me. The show loves to follow a pattern.
- [33:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
- [33:03]
Monet X Change
Loves to follow a pattern, bitch.
- [33:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Which I wish they would have followed. Follow that pattern for me on All Stars 7. I didn't win. I did. That's not true. I did three lip syncs on All Stars 7, and I lost the first one to Shay. I won with Jinx, and then I lost to Shay again in the finale.
- [33:20]
Monet X Change
Well, girl, I lost both of mine to Jinx, and one was to a dance song.
- [33:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I. Y' all know I love my sister Jinx. Jinx and I are good. Judy's. She cracks me up. We love each other. But I will say that lip sync. I mean, that was the king of Queens one, right?
- [33:46]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
- [33:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
That was when. Yo. For the roast. Yeah, I was. That was. That. That was a gaggy one. That. That was a gaggy one. That was a gaggy One.
- [33:54]
Monet X Change
I mean, there was, there was a couple of gaggy ones. I mean, I, I, I, at least one of yours, for sure. I just thought was definitely yours. That you supposedly pulled out a lipstick stick for someone. I definitely thought you won that one. But, you know, we're not judges. We're not. We, we, we judge, but we're not judges. Yeah, we're just, that's why we lost.
- [34:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
We're lowly contestants. We're lowly contestants. Girl. Next, Bruno chooses Nina's lipstick. Lipstick. Lipstick. And she chooses Chanel. You soon My head. Why did I say that? Chooses my. You Soon My head. What song did they do?
- [34:45]
Monet X Change
Oh, you Spin me around.
- [34:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
You Spin me Around. That's the song you did, right?
- [34:48]
Monet X Change
Yeah. As the old lady. I still stand by it. I, I still stand by it. This is the thing. If it is a song that is not in my repertoire, I'm gonna probably just be stupid out there because it just doesn't like it. That song does nothing for me. I can appreciate it. I can appreciate the artist. It just does nothing for my creativity. It's not the type of songs that I like to perform. And so I was, I'm gonna go out there and be stupid. And it was like 50, 50 if the audience liked it or not. And that's fine. That's fine. That's totally fine. And I still stand by it.
- [35:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, you also listen so many times on the show, like for we both live sync because we've just done three seasons of Drag Race. You and I have both lip sync a lot on the show.
- [35:35]
Monet X Change
And it's like I've won half of them, and I've lost half of them.
- [35:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know what my ratio is. Let me see. Okay. Season 10, I lost. I mean, I won. I won. I went. I, I won, I won. Went home. I. All stars. All Stars 4. I. I lost to Valentina. Then I. Manila and I both won. And then I did. I did that just too. Yeah.
- [36:06]
Monet X Change
And then ours. You won.
- [36:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but we both won because we both won the same.
- [36:10]
Monet X Change
Yeah, but that still counts as you
- [36:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
winning, so that's okay. Win. And then for All Stars 7, I lost to Shay. I won with Jinx, and I lost to Shay again. And then the one with you, I won. So that's six.
- [36:26]
Monet X Change
Uh huh. Six and six.
- [36:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, six and four.
- [36:29]
Monet X Change
Oh.
- [36:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
And then I lost to Jinx. So I've won six, I've lost five. I'm like, I'm like 50. I'm betting 50. 50 almost. Girl.
- [36:37]
Monet X Change
What?
- [36:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Assassin counts. You Were an assassin.
- [36:40]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah.
- [36:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I won that one. So I've won seven.
- [36:43]
Monet X Change
So you've won. So you've won way more than you. I'm. I think I'm 50. 50. I don't know exactly, but I'd have to check. But somebody just did that. Like a ranking of. Yeah, yeah. Of the most lip sync wins and the most lip sync loss. And I. And I was on both of the charts because I've done so many lip syncs.
- [37:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we just done spin on the show.
- [37:04]
Monet X Change
Girl.
- [37:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
We've done so many on the show. Yeah. So then they do that one and Chanel wins. And I agree with this. I think Chanel did a really good job of this interpretation. I thought Nina did a good job as well, but I could see how they gave it to Chanel.
- [37:16]
Monet X Change
Girl, I can't with this costume for Nina. She loves to wear a fucking parade float for a costume. I don't get it. I don't get it. Have a bodysuit. Have a normal drag queen costume. Be sexy. She can be this. I, I think Nina is afraid to be sexy because I do. And I think with her proportions in drag, she can be sexy.
- [37:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, for sure. She could.
- [37:47]
Monet X Change
I. I don't get it. Like, girl, why do you.
- [37:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
- [37:50]
Monet X Change
Why do you have to have these ginormous blow up looking flowers all over? It just distracts it. It's cumbersome looking. It makes you look bigger. It just. It doesn't look good. I just. And that's my opinion. And you know, I just. I don't get it.
- [38:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I. Maybe in her heart, she's always going to lean into comedy and camps, but she wants to wear an outfit that gives that all the time. But yeah, she always is going that realm.
- [38:21]
Monet X Change
It don't look comedy in camp. It looks ugly.
- [38:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
It would be a gag to see Nina west do, like, imagine Nina west coming on like a plastic. Again, not because plastique is showing bare skin, but the Nina west version of that. Right. Could be nude illusion, but like giving like sexy. Like a cat suit. I would live. I've ever seen Nina in a catsuit. Like a sexy catsuit. That would be a gag. We would gag at that.
- [38:40]
Monet X Change
Girl. Yeah, girl. Why didn't she think of these things? Like, girl, do a hair reveal. Like, Roxy did have a sexy costume. That would gag the judges and they would let you in because you gagged them.
- [38:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah. Or bitch, you had all that time off. Bitch, Go ahead and like, and go ahead and fucking, like, spend some time in the gym stretch, if Nina was goddamn busted out, even a jazz split or something, we would all be like, oh, go. It would be crazy.
- [39:12]
Monet X Change
Go, girl. And she is friends with all these people at fucking Disney, bitch. Girl, have somebody there make you some sickening costumes. They got money.
- [39:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
I sure do. Yeah, you're right. You know, Trinity, valid points were made for sure. And then. So for the second round, this leads Roxy and Jorgeous, who are the two best lip synchers this season. Fierce and Roxxxy beats Jorgeous. What do you think about this lip sync?
- [39:41]
Monet X Change
What. What song was this?
- [39:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was. What was the song, Jay?
- [39:47]
Monet X Change
I need a hero.
- [39:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, this was. Yeah, this was. This was. This was. Holding off for a hero. Yes. Obviously, Roxy has the tie because it was her grand. Her grandmother did it and her drag mother did it, so it was that connection to it. But I was into, like, George's portrayal of the song. I thought George's did a really good job.
- [40:07]
Monet X Change
I think Roxy did a great job. I think she did a great job. I will say that Jorgeous embodied the song more. She's just. The song is very gorgeous. It's just very gorgeous. Her type of energy that she brings to performances. Sometimes I feel like Georgeous over performs a song, but this one, because of the way that the song is, I feel like it was her energy matched the song best. So I would have probably given it to Jorgeous.
- [40:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
I will say in this, though, in the mug, the way that Roxy was. I got a fire in my st. Like, the way she was giving it with her face, I will say, to me, that edged her a little bit because, like, it was just like. I felt like it was Bonnie's. Bonnie Tyler, I think it was. I felt like she was singing the fucking song the way that Roxxxy was. And Jorgeous was dancing very well. She performed it very well. But Roxy gave the entire performance with just her face, and I was really impressed by that.
- [41:04]
Monet X Change
But I think maybe that's what it's called. Why it's called a lip sync for. For the win. It's a lip sync. So, like, the. The focus is, you know, on the face and, like, what I was talking about, what Vanjie doesn't do, Roxy does do very well, which is emote very well.
- [41:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then Vanjie goes next, and she chooses Chanel, and they're doing I'm every Woman. The Shaka Khan version, though, people don't know that the Whitney Houston. Whitney Houston covered it from Shaka. It was originally Shaka song.
- [41:42]
Monet X Change
Well, Whitney did A lot of covers, a lot of her songs.
- [41:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
I remember. What's the song? The Dolly Parton one.
- [41:49]
Monet X Change
I will always love you Always love you, yeah, yeah.
- [41:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
And Chanel. To me, Chanel is giving, like, very old school drag. No surprise. Chanel's an old school queen, but Evangeline was delivering this one with more energy, which I don't mind. An. I'm every woman with energy, but I think this old school interpretation, especially keeping in mind who your audience is. RuPaul, Michelle Visage, and Ross Matthews, like, the. She's giving, like, the old school interpretation, which I think they are responding to more, so she ends up winning.
- [42:24]
Monet X Change
Also, the era of this song, it. I feel like Chanel is just embodying the. The. The era. The vibe of what the song is. It's not a. A dips and splits and high kicks, hair flips kind of song. It is emotion and, like, power, but, like, feeling it. And I feel like Chanel did that down.
- [42:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I like, think about stuff like this. I'm like. I get so jealous that no shade. Like, although I love, like, the modern pop songs I've gotten to do on the show, but I would love to do a standard, like, I'm every woman or, like, fucking holding out for a hero. Bitch, if I can.
- [43:03]
Monet X Change
Girl, you have gotten to do some iconic stuff. You got to do the one I wanted to do, which was the monologue from Designing Women. I mean, bitch, that and then the. The old MacDonald that was epic. You and Shay absolutely demolished.
- [43:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
But I'm every woman.
- [43:21]
Monet X Change
I.
- [43:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
I would live.
- [43:24]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I mean, I could totally see you doing that, too, but. But you've got to do some really good ones. You did another. There was another old school one that you got to do, right?
- [43:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
I did with Manila. Job, job, job. But not.
- [43:34]
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Yes, yes,
- [43:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
I will say.
- [43:41]
Monet X Change
And I get you Spin me round.
- [43:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you bitch. You had some fierce ones, but you got to do Emotions.
- [43:48]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. I loved that one.
- [43:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
That one was. That's insane. You got to do Emotions on Drag Race. That's wild, bitch.
- [43:55]
Monet X Change
Yeah, that was fun.
- [43:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I will say, also, I loved our All Stars for Fighter. I think Fighter was a good song for a finale.
- [44:03]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. Although. Although I. I wish I wouldn't have been so exhausted. Girl, I was just dead. Like, I was. I was dead. Like, I was dead at that point. I know. You had to. You had to have been, too. They put his throat through so much. I was dead. Like. Yeah, you remember. You had to literally pull Me up off the ground.
- [44:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
- [44:26]
Monet X Change
I could not get up. If they would have said if this was a lip sync smackdown and. And that was the first round, I would have been out. I, like, there's no way I would have been able to do anything else. I was dead.
- [44:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we gave it all. We really.
- [44:39]
Monet X Change
The girl, my arm gave out on. On one of the. The. The. The thingies that I did. Girl, I was. I was dead dead.
- [44:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
So now we go into the semifinal round, which is. I mean, the.
- [44:56]
Monet X Change
The.
- [44:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that was the final. Semi. Final round, which is Roxy versus Angeria. And what song was this? This was. Yes. Yeah, they did Heart. I think it's on the dock. Oh, the document. Oh, the document.
- [45:20]
Monet X Change
It's on the document.
- [45:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, can you just tell us the answer? He tells on the doc. What is it? It's Groovy's the Heart.
- [45:25]
Monet X Change
Thank you, Groovies in the heart.
- [45:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
You better. Y' all producer, like, read the document. What we here now.
- [45:33]
Monet X Change
I only see the pictures on the document. This I don't read. You can't. I can't read the dog.
- [45:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
The dog can't read. The dog can't read the do. Yeah.
- [45:49]
Monet X Change
I can't read the dock.
- [45:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Little groove is in the heart. And I will say we're seeing a nice variety from Roxxxy in this. I think Roxxxy absolutely bodied Andrea on this. The turking section was funny. That little, like, pop pussy break music thing. Like, she knew every word to the rap. I don't know how old Roxxxy is, but this seems to be a song that she is very familiar with. She killed it.
- [46:12]
Monet X Change
I think she just turned 40. Or she's like 40ish. Cause I think her and I are very similar in age.
- [46:20]
Sponsor Voice 2
Right.
- [46:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Should be 41 in September. Work okay. Yeah. Roxy bitch. This. You can tell this song. I mean, so you're a similar age. Is this song. Is this your jam?
- [46:28]
Monet X Change
I love this. I also. Do you remember Crush? It's just a little Crush.
- [46:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
- [46:40]
Monet X Change
Yeah. All of that is very like, that goofy's in the hut. I don't know if this is the same time period, but it. It just all reminds me of that.
- [46:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think Roxy killer. I think Roxy, like, injuries didn't stand a chance. Roxy's fucking turned this off for me completely. Yeah. Yeah, she bought it, so. Which pushes her to the finale. And the finale, you have Roxy Andrews versus Chanel.
- [47:02]
Monet X Change
And nobody saw that coming. Honey girl.
- [47:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Chanel going to the finale. Like, what do you. What do we think about that? Like, that's A little wild, right?
- [47:11]
Monet X Change
I think it's clear it's good for her. Went from the. The bottom to the top, honey.
- [47:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So she got a badge. Because you got a badge winning the. The quarterfinal round. And. And.
- [47:23]
Monet X Change
And now she's at what, three?
- [47:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Chanel has three badges. Now she got three badges. And I will say her legs look so good. The only thing I had with her outfit that I. I took umbrage with is that her legs were so tan, but the nude illusion was fucking so pale. So I'm like, girl. I mean, for all the girlies out there, that's hand. You got to. You got to. You got to take that into account when you. When you get these outfits. Bitches like, yeah, I don't.
- [47:48]
Monet X Change
I don't be tanning. I. Unless I'm out in the sun. I don't be doing none of that. Yeah, I do use leg spray, but I try to get the lightest one because I am not trying to be out there and people calling me Raven, honey, girl.
- [48:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was also gagged that Roxy Andrews did this entire thing with them goddamn Louboutins. I. This bitch better work in the Louis Vuitton.
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Monet X Change
Let me tell you what for. For how expensive Louis Vuittons are. They are the most uncomfortable shoe I have ever worn in my entire life.
- [48:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never had the privilege of having a pair, so I can't even say how comfortable my feet are too big.
- [48:27]
Monet X Change
Really?
- [48:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. They stop at, like, 42, bitch. I'm a 45. The inhale. The inhale.
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Monet X Change
You fucking bitch.
- [48:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
I said 45.
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Monet X Change
She said, well, I think that they. They have to do customs, but, like,
- [48:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
to do a custom Loubout it is. You have to, like, go to, like, Paris, and it's, like, a whole thing to get. I was like, I don't need to pay a Loubout that bad. All of that.
- [48:58]
Monet X Change
That's just paint the bottoms of them red.
- [49:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hello. And nobody.
- [49:02]
Monet X Change
The red. The red comes right off immediately anyway, girl.
- [49:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, does.
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Monet X Change
Does it rubs right on off. Right on off.
- [49:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Roxy, she has a. Roxy's a big Louboutin girl.
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Monet X Change
Oh, girl.
- [49:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, she has a lot of Balenciaga. She has a lot of Louboutin. Roxy. Roxy is.
- [49:21]
Monet X Change
She's a label whore.
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Bob the Drag Queen
The label whore. And the song that her and Chanel do is Break Free by Ariana Grande. And again, I think that Roxy's interpretation of the song, I vibed with more. And I think that rightfully so. Roxy Andrews is crowned the winner of the RuPaul Lalaparuza.
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Monet X Change
Absolutely. I, I think that this was. This song is perfect for Roxy. She's a sexy diva and definitely won over Chanel for this for sure. I mean, Chanel girl. Why? You knew what the song was. I think they knew what the song was and she went and changed into this old lady hair and an old duster from like 1973.
- [50:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it was, it was, it was. So. Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't the tea. But you know what? Good for her. The bitch has gotten three stars in two episodes. She has more stars than Vanjie now and that's fierce bitch work. Who cares?
- [50:22]
Monet X Change
And Nina more than all.
- [50:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Monet X Change
So she's like right in the middle now. She's right in the middle with. I think she's tied with Angeria.
- [50:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
She had her in Angeria. Yeah. Wow.
- [50:34]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
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Bob the Drag Queen
What a. What a season of ups and downs. Although someone who has consistently been at the top are Roxy and. And Plasti. They have consistently flown high.
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Monet X Change
Yeah.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
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Monet X Change
I also think injury has been pretty high.
- [50:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think so too. I would agree.
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Monet X Change
I think. I can't think of like an episode where she just completely flopped.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, there hasn't been. I can't think of one. I think Andrea's in a. Consistently. Me and, me and my really good friend, we've been talking about it and sometimes he's like, no injuries. This. I'm like, no. I think that Angeria is turning it out and he likes to shade injury. I don't know why, but I think that anger has been really great also.
- [51:14]
Monet X Change
I think she's a contender for the win. I think it's between Roxy Plastique and Angeria for sure. I mean, if, if Angeria can get some more stars because it obviously has to do with. If you get enough stars to our badges or whatever it's called to get to the top. But yeah, yeah.
- [51:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
And that was the listing. Lot of perusa. I think next week we go back to one more regular. Oh, it's a. I know. We have one more episode. Oh, no, it's a split.
- [51:39]
Monet X Change
It's a split finale. So it's the first episode of the. The final.
- [51:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, the talent show is obviously coming and I'm trying to look at these girls. I think Plastique to keep along with her heritage and everything. I think she's going to do something Asian inspired. Vietnamese, I would imagine. And I try to think of which girls. I think Vanjie is going to do something dancing. I think maybe Roxy's going to do like something out of like Raja or Bianco Del Rio, like make something on stage in a minute or something like that. And I think Angie is going to give you like a verse, like an original song situation. I think that's what I can see happening for this finale.
- [52:20]
Monet X Change
Okay.
- [52:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you think? Did you see the preview for the next episode? They didn't tell you much.
- [52:25]
Monet X Change
Oh, I. I saw. I saw their. The preview. In the preview, it. The. It says that they're going to be some sort of voting.
- [52:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah.
- [52:37]
Monet X Change
Of something with the lipsticks back. Yeah, all the lipsticks. You have a girl, there's going to be some twist that's going to throw everything through a loop because of ranking or voting or eliminating or pushing forward or something like that for.
- [52:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
We better get a motherfucking talent show now. They have a customer to the talent show now. I'm so. Because a talent show really lets, you know, like what, like some idea of, like, what that girl is going to bring out into the real world when they're done with the show. And I would love to see. I love the talent shows I've come to. I've gone back and forth on this thing so much, but I am at a place now where I like the talent show because it shows me what to expect.
- [53:20]
Monet X Change
I like the talent show. I think it is very hard to showcase what you need to showcase in 60 seconds. It's really tough because there's not much build up. It's like you immediately have to go
- [53:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
to the build up.
- [53:40]
Monet X Change
But I do love. I do love them because it's. It's always a variety. There's always something different.
- [53:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
- [53:47]
Monet X Change
I like when they allow the girls to have dancers or helpers, props, backdrops.
- [53:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
All Star seven. You, like, came in with, like, you got the bare minimum. All Star seven.
- [54:01]
Monet X Change
Whatever you asked, whatever you asked for, they gave. Yeah, Yeah. I mean, girl, yours and Shay's are like top tier out of any talent show ever to me.
- [54:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. Okay, so on the Patreon exclusive, I'll tell y' all about my talent show. I'm like the set dressing, because that was like a whole thing. You know what? That's a great. Because again, until. This is so fucking boring, I can't. Let's talk about that.
- [54:25]
Monet X Change
Okay.
- [54:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, y', all, the Twitters are back. And Trinity. Oh. We also talk about a possible podcast situation, a thing I've been thinking that we could do. Okay, so we'll catch on to the Patreon for some All Star seven talent show tea and some other things.
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Monet X Change
I'm going to ask you which rug girl you would push off Mount Everest. So if you want to hear that, go to the Patreon. Now, Bob, you don't give it away yet. I have a new, like, a specific one, and their name starts with an F, but find out over at the Patreon.
- [55:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
See y' all there.
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