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Mona Lott
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Trinity The Tuck
Y'.
Shannon Maldonado
All.
Mona Lott
Look at Trinity. Trinity is coming on here. Look at you. Attorney looks.
Trinity The Tuck
No, I've just been seeing myself in these videos that we've been posting. I'm like, bitch, this is not it. The lighting is terrible. I look old. I mean, I am old, but I look old. So I was like, girl, I gotta get out the spot. I gotta put on my orange blush. I'm just plugging in.
Mona Lott
This is orange blush. I only use a pink or a red. Maybe I should get into orange. I've seen this trend. Have you seen this trend of the sunset blush? Have you seen this?
Trinity The Tuck
No, but I definitely think you would look good in orange, orange, and then with like a gold highlight.
Mona Lott
Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
Yes, ma'.
Mona Lott
Am. I normally always just go with red or pink. I need to, like, expand my. Also, girl, you know, I didn't even wear blush. Like All Stars 4. Valentina put me onto blush. Before that, I never wore blush. And then when I tell you I used to look, how come no one told me before that I used to look dead? Like, I had no color to my face. It was crazy.
Trinity The Tuck
Well, girl, on season nine, I walked in with that black hairspray, you know, that pageant girls always used to wear with bottom lash. I mean, like, girl, my makeup on season 9 was awful. I had no friends. No one told me. No one told me.
Mona Lott
Well, you know, it's just like ever changing. Like drag race, drag. Like Make. You know what I mean? Because. Because we have the privilege of having to, like, see ourselves over because you and I have done this show so many times. We've done it. We've each. We've done it three times each. So, like, we've seen ourselves over such a long period of time, like, so many years. It's kind of crazy.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah. I think for me on season nine, and I've done drag way longer than this queen, but she kind of changed the game for makeup, at least for me, which was Pheromone. She, like, entered, introduced highlight. She introduced painting lighter. You know, she. And that's. That's. That's something common with, like, look queens who. Who do social media stuff. They just know makeup for what we do. Now I don't care if I'm performing on the biggest stage ever. I paint for pictures.
Mona Lott
Oh, yeah. 100%. Or pictures. Yep, yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Well, here's the thing. I'm talking about it as you're saying it. Season nine was so influential in makeup. We had Valentina. Everyone started doing the Valentina eyebrow stroke thingies. Pheromone introduced high because highlight. Very honest. I did not know about highlighter before Pheromone. I had no idea what it was.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah, same. I mean, I. I didn't know. Nobody did.
Mona Lott
Whoa. Interesting.
Trinity The Tuck
And then Aja, with that harsh makeup, she introduced us to that. Although, have you seen. Okay, so Aja, the drag queen Aja has, you know, she disappeared for a while.
Mona Lott
Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
And now I just saw a post where she said she's coming back. Like, she's. She's coming back, and I've seen her paint how she did in her all star season. I'm like, oh, my God. Yes. Because I not only am friends with Aja, but love Aja as a drag queen and her pain.
Mona Lott
Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
Now. Oh, I'm so excited to see what she's doing.
Mona Lott
Wait, she's coming? Like. Like, she's like. She's leaving. Well, not leaving ballroom, but she's like. Like, coming back to doing, like, drag performances. Like, lip syncs and, like, drag?
Trinity The Tuck
I think so. Yeah. I think so.
Mona Lott
Because she's been taking over ballroom. She's doing so much ballroom stuff, and she's been in that for a while. She's like, no, baby, let me, let me, let me, let me. Let me reintroduce you.
Trinity The Tuck
Melt the two. Well, melt the two. Yes.
Mona Lott
Well, let's talk about episode before we get into this episode. Girl, people, A lot of people agree with you about last week's episode. That clip is going viral. It's on. It has a lot of views on TikTok about you talking about the Versace Gottmik look. And a lot of people agree with you, girl. A lot of people agree with you.
Trinity The Tuck
This is the thing. I, I, I don't hate any of these queens. I am a huge fan of Gottmik. I just. Disclaimer.
Mona Lott
We love these girls. We do not hate any of these girls. It's no hate. This is just our honest opinions about what we feel about the thing. No hate to anyone, please.
Trinity The Tuck
I, I try to be as fair as possible because I, that's just my mindset, especially.
Mona Lott
Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
Coming from pageants, you know, we are judged based on a criteria. There's a criteria for the show. Not really, because they. They'd be just making up stuff. But based off of what? Majority of the fans, majority of the queens think this. I just formulate what my opinion is. Based off of what I think the rules should be based off of Dragon.
Mona Lott
Yeah. I also really. And then we're gonna get into it. I really want them, like, it just seems so. What? What?
Shannon Maldonado
What?
Mona Lott
What really fucking grinds my gaze about Drag Race and pisses me off, especially the three times I've done it. You just never quite know when the fucking Runway matters and when it doesn't. And that's the only thing that I really wish they could really, like, focus on and, like, like the Runway shoot, like, or give us, like, a percentage of what it is. Right. Like, the challenge is 70%. The Runway is 30%. And if it changes every challenge, let us know that. But, like, it just feels. It really pisses me off when someone does something and then the Runway, AKA saves them or doesn't. It's like, well, when does it count? When does it. That's the only thing about Drag Race that drives me crazy still to this day.
Trinity The Tuck
It counts when it's convenient for the judges. That's it. Sometimes it don't matter. Sometimes that's what matters.
Mona Lott
Yeah. Yeah. But at the top of this episode, what matters is episode three, the Snatch Game of Love. And we start at the top of the episode. And I have to say, Vanjie's makeup and hair was so beautiful in this past episode. And seeing her walk into the work from the top of the episode, I'm like, wow. Like, she really looks stunning. Like, this, like, bleach blonde, rooted, like, big volume of hair. And the makeup was so kind. I had to give her kudos again. She looked so effortlessly beautiful. It was really Stunning.
Trinity The Tuck
She really has, like, stepped up her game on. Like, it just looks flawless. Like, her skin glows. It looks like she's not even wearing foundation. Like, it looks like she just has perfect skin. And like, her wigs are laid, bitch. Laid. Laid.
Mona Lott
Yes. Well, well. Which is a big. Because I remember when Vanjie first started doing lay's Friends when we were on Christmas Queens tour, and she was doing baby hairs and stuff. Vanjie would just keep the baby hairs in her wig, take it off. So then when she took the wig off, the baby hairs would be in it. And after like, two wears, it's just crunchy looking crazy. She's completely changed out. She would just throw all her wigs in, like, a plastic bag. But now she's really figured out her whole thing, and she just looks flawless all the time. And she really stepped it up. She looks great.
Trinity The Tuck
And you know what?
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Trinity The Tuck
You've stepped it up too with your. Your. Your wig game, too. Ms. Patty going on tour with you, bitch. You have Patty working, honey. Patty be styling these wigs in the back, and sometimes you don't even wear them. You. You be making her work styling these wigs. And girls, she's like, I got to put it on and wear it just because you ain't wearing it. But you stepped up. Patty. Patty be working, bitch.
Mona Lott
Patty to be working. But you know what? But see, y'. All. Cause Trinity can do all of it, right? Trinity can do hair. And although I. The hair is a thing that I cannot do whatsoever. But also. But there are some queens with assistants who like their assistants, like, no shade. Oh, yeah, I have to tell Trinity about my TikTok wigs. No shade. But some. Some queens, like, their assistants do, like, have to pack up all of their stuff, have to come, but come up and get them from the room. And like, I'm not that girl. I'm really self sufficient outside of hair. I cannot do hair at all.
Trinity The Tuck
You can't. But okay, that's not true. You can. You can. It just takes you a whole season to style one wig.
Mona Lott
Yeah, it took me, y', all, that blue wig from this lipstick with me and Shea. I tell you, Trinity can verify. It took me like, five episodes to curl that fucking wig. It was ridiculous.
Trinity The Tuck
But it looked fierce. It did look fierce.
Mona Lott
And then so at the top of the episode, Andrea also also comes in, and at first I knew she was doing a bit, but you can see Roxy's face. Roxy was trying to figure it out. And Roxy looked like she was a little plucked. Like, is this bitch really having the attitude. But Andrea was just kikiing that she was. That she was snipped by Gottmik.
Trinity The Tuck
You know, there are girls that, you know, would block somebody one week and then come back in the next week blocked and. And be bitter about it. You just know.
Mona Lott
Oh, yeah, for sure. Absolutely. That didn't happen for us. I don't think. Everyone was pretty chill with the block with the platinum plunger, whatever the fuck it was.
Trinity The Tuck
I think so. I think. I think so, Yeah. I think so.
Mona Lott
Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah. And wait, don't forget to tell me about your TikTok wigs.
Mona Lott
Oh, yeah. Oh, girl, I'm obsessed with TikTok wigs these days. Like, literally, this one right here, y' all got no pants on. Don't look at me, y'.
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Mona Lott
I got my little workout shorts off. Like, these little, like, TikTok wigs. They look so good. They're so cheap. I recently wore1 at GA Y. I had this. I bought for this call. Not this one. It's a similar one. But when I bought it, I didn't realize that it said, like, curly, bohemian, whatever, seven by six. And I was like, what the fuck does seven by six mean? So I bought it anyway. That means, y', all, that the lace only goes 7 inches across and 6 inches behind. So I bought it feeling I was gonna get a full lace. It was not. So I can only wear this one as a middle part, but I recently bought another one, which is 13 by six, which means it goes all the way down. And I bought two of them, bitch. And I stacked them at G A Y. And when I tell you it was given this big, beautiful Diana Ross curl, and it was only like, 300 bucks. It's fierce. Wow.
Trinity The Tuck
Human hair.
Mona Lott
Human hair.
Trinity The Tuck
What?
Mona Lott
Each one, wow. 50% density. Like, thick, big hair. It's crazy.
Trinity The Tuck
Is this a specific link?
Mona Lott
Yes.
Trinity The Tuck
You need to be sending this to me.
Mona Lott
I'll send you the link. I'll send you the link, girl.
Trinity The Tuck
Okay. All right.
Mona Lott
So now they're talking about, like, before they break away, they talk about all lip syncs, whatever. And Georgia's like, the Nina west reveal is foreshadowed by Georgia saying that, you know, that she can't wait to see what Nina has under the thing, and we're going to get to that fucking monstrosity. But I was like, ah, a little foreshadowing about what we're going to see later with Nina and this fucking reveal outfit. Girl, I was excited. Anyway, we'll get there. We'll get there. And of course, this was in the preview for last week or on the teaser, but Chanel and Nina are doing the same character. What are the odds? Like, and again, people online saying, like, oh, production knew. Production told them, blah, blah, blah, blah. I have done Drag Race three times. In my experience, I never know what anyone else is doing until, like, the actual episode. Like, they may have found that maybe, but the moment with them seems genuine. I don't think they were faking it. And you don't know a rarely you know who else is on the season, but you don't know what people are going to do for a Snatch Game. They want to share that information like that, in my experience.
Trinity The Tuck
Well, I have a different take on that. Why All Stars 4 with Caitlyn Jenner and the. The Gia gun thing where she was going to be Caitlyn Jenner. I actually got an email from production after them telling me, no, you can't do this character. Them saying, hey, actually, you can bring that character, but just know somebody else is going to bring that character too, and you're going to have to fight it out. Wait, so at least in this Snatch Game. Oh, yes, honey. Oh, yes, honey. At least in this Snatch Game, they both got to do the character. But on All Stars 4, they. They said only one Caitlyn, sweetie. Only one.
Mona Lott
Okay. I was trying to imagine a world of Gia Gunn doing Caitlyn Jenner. No shade. Gia and I are cool now, but I just don't see that for Gia Gunn.
Trinity The Tuck
I think Gia just didn't know what she. I mean, I think she brought Caitlyn. I just don't think she genuinely was said on anything because when we got there and she. She saw that I was doing it, she. She told me, hey, you can do Caitlyn, but we've gotta. We've gotta, you know, put a show on for the camera. So that whole bit of her and I not knowing what you're gonna do
Mona Lott
is not what you're gonna do. Whatever.
Trinity The Tuck
That was all set up. That was all made for tv. Where the fuck was I?
Mona Lott
Was I. What the fuck was I doing during that time? I don't remember all of this.
Trinity The Tuck
You was styling that blue wig bitch.
Mona Lott
Oh, well, y' all heard it here first. Oh, shit. Yeah. Well, I have never been in that because no one has ever been doing something I'm going to do or want to do. But I'm screaming, trinity, you better work. You better work.
Trinity The Tuck
So maybe they did. Maybe they didn't know. Maybe they did. I don't know. There was no drama with it. Which is.
Mona Lott
Right. It was no drama. Right.
Trinity The Tuck
So if they did know, girl, y' all need to. Y' all need to get it together, because me and Gia really pulled that one off.
Mona Lott
Y' all did, girl. And the acting challenge started there, darling. Well, I will say, even in that interaction, like, Nina doesn't seem as concerned as Chanel. Like, Chanel, which they just made it into a meme. Chanel being like. Like, she seems really concerned. Nina. Yeah, she's worried about it, but I think Nina seems already in this moment, like, really settled on her character. This is what kind of what Nina does. So I. She. She's not as worried as Chanel is.
Trinity The Tuck
Absolutely. I think this is. Nina is confident because she knows that she's going to kill it. This is just what she does. And then Chanel is worried because she's never done Snatch Game before. And her one character that she really wanted to do that she's been preparing for. As you will be able to tell, she's really prepared. She's. She's shaking in her boots.
Mona Lott
Yeah, yeah. Vanjie is going to be doing herself as Cleopatra. Now, again, I think this will be funny in the way that Jada was funny as Prince. I don't think you're gonna give the character, but it's funny to watch that person be something. You know what I mean? But I don't think it's gonna. It's gonna. It's gonna turn it. And we were right.
Trinity The Tuck
I mean, let's be real. Vanjie's not gonna give character of anything except for Vanjie. So her as Cleopatra, that just sou.
Mona Lott
Yeah, yeah, I agree. And I'm trying to think of, like, I'm trying to think of what is a character Vanjie could do on Snatch Game that could make her win. Like, people. Like. Like, is. Is there. Like, is this. Is this gonna be the new. The new All Stars where you come doing yourself on a different. Like, could. Could Vanjie have come and been vanjie from season 10? You know what I mean? Like, would that be funny?
Trinity The Tuck
No, no, I. And we'll get to that. I don't think you doing a charact on the Snatch or did on the show previously is a good idea for Snatch Game. I think you need to be something else, something new. Although, you know, there's been characters that I've done that I've loved, like Sister Mary Koontz, that would be funny, but I just. I wouldn't want to do that, because I would want to Give the fans something different, something new, something different.
Mona Lott
Yeah. All right. I feel I wanted to pose a question. I like, couldn't.
Trinity The Tuck
It could.
Mona Lott
Could Vanjie being season 10 Vanjie with. Is that like, since people are going back for like three and four times like us, could you play yourself in a previous season and like, I don't know. But anyway,
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Mona Lott
Mick is going to do Lassie the dog from the show. Now, I never watched the show. I never seen Lassie. I never heard. I don't know what last. Like, I feel like my grandmother used to watch it on like, Turner Classic Movies or whatever, but I have no idea what the fuck. Which. Which I guess is good because then you can make up a brand new character that no one really knows.
Trinity The Tuck
Well, I think Gottmik got Lassie's accent down perfectly. That's exactly how Lassie sounds when she's talking English, smoking a cigarette.
Mona Lott
Okay, Yeah, I didn't know. Yeah, I didn't know.
Trinity The Tuck
I just. No, no, I think it was. It's a funny choice. I was, I was very curious to see how she was gonna do it. When I saw the wig, I was like, oh, this is just a piece. Pretty wig. Like, what is she gonna do? She's gonna do it as a human. But I liked how she did it with the, I mean, the, the nose that she put on the prosthetic. You could not see the seam, so it was laid. It was perfect. So I thought it was. I thought the, the concept of it was really, really good. And I love when people do a character that's not necessarily just a regular Celebrity. Because you get to make it your own.
Mona Lott
Yeah. Yeah. Well, here's my question. Do you like. Which one do you prefer? Snatch Game or Snatch Game of Love?
Trinity The Tuck
Snatch Game of Love. I feel like there's way more to play with than regular Snatch Game.
Mona Lott
Interesting. I like the. I like regular Snatch Game. I hate Snatch Game of Love. I really don't like it. I feel like. I feel like there's just so many things. Like, if we did Snatch Game of Love, you would not have been able to. I guess you could have had, like, your pad and your pencil you had for Lucy and stuff like that. And how would you have done Leslie Jordan if we did Snatch Game of Love?
Trinity The Tuck
Oh, I already had. I had it planned for that. I was going to be on my knees, so if you look at my Instagram, there's pictures of me doing the photo shoot of Leslie Jordan where I'm on my knees. How they do. What is the evil king from Lord how they did Lord Farquaat for the musical where the actor is on his knees and they have, like, little legs in front, and when he walks, it moves like that. So I. I had a costume plan for that that was specifically for. So I would have been just fine. But I like it because there's. There is a narrative. There's a narrative. There's a storyline. You're there on a dating show looking for love, so you know your point of view of your character.
Mona Lott
What?
Trinity The Tuck
Like what? So anything you say has got to relate back to that somehow.
Mona Lott
Yeah, that's true.
Trinity The Tuck
With regular Snatch Game, it's just like. It's just anything. And you can't interact so much so easily with your counterparts. Yeah.
Mona Lott
And I think that's what I like about regular Snatch Game. Like, I would rather. I mean. Yeah, I think what I like about regular Snatch Game is, like, it feels like there's more guardrails, where. I mean, it's less guardrail, so you can kind of, like, do whatever as opposed to Snatch Game of Love, I feel like, you know, and I guess that's our brains are wired differently, but I like the. I like the randomness of whatever the regular Snatch Game can be, if that makes sense.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah, it's definitely. I feel like regular Snatch Game is definitely harder, for sure.
Mona Lott
No, I think Snatch Game of Love is harder because you're on this mission of, like. Of this game show you have to be being on about falling in love. So that's so interesting. I find y'.
Trinity The Tuck
All.
Shannon Maldonado
Y' all.
Mona Lott
Comment below. Do you think regular Snatch Game, y'. All have never played it. But watching, what do y' all think? Do y' all think regular is hard or Snatch Game of Love is harder? I think Snatch Game of Love is harder for sure. Really?
Trinity The Tuck
You think it's easier? Yeah, I think it's much easier. Yeah.
Mona Lott
Maybe that's because Whitney was so bad. Oh, my God. When I did Snatch Game of Love, I was just bobbing so bad, and it didn't make the cut. But they have a point where I. Something. Someone made a joke and I answer, and I said, drowning in a bathtub or something like that. And then at the end, I break character and I said, too dark. And Naomi starts to laugh at me because it was just so awkward. It was just so bad. But, yeah, Whitney was just a fucking mess. It was a mess. I can't believe I did that on tv. Whatever.
Trinity The Tuck
I mean, girl, how are we supposed to know? You don't know until you're in that moment. I mean, your other Snatch Games from your first season, phenomenal. And then from All Stars 7. So good. So good. Both of them were so good. So how are you supposed to know? You know what I mean? Like, my first one that I did, Amanda, it was just. Okay. It wasn't anything to write home about. It just. You just don't know. In that moment, which, by the way, I saw.
Mona Lott
When I was in New York, I saw. I just saw her walking in the streets of Mandalpoor, and we've done, like. I've never seen her out of. Well, she's never really out of drag. The man is kind of always a thing. But I just saw her, like, walking down the street on 34. She. And I was like, wow. Like, this is how Amanda LaPorte lives her life. What an interesting person. They need to be, like, a documentary about her. I'm so curious about her. What. Her life and what it is.
Trinity The Tuck
They do have one that has some. Some stories about her, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I would love to know what, like, a documentary that's specifically just Amanda Lepore. Especially now, like, at whatever. I don't know. Nobody knows her real age, but would love to know, like, at her age, like, how it is that she lives her life. Like you said, like, as a regular New Yorker.
Mona Lott
Yeah. Like, it. Like, also, like, where is she from? Is this. Is this bitch from New Jersey? Is she from, like, Paris? I have no idea where she. I have. I know nothing about her. I don't know anything about.
Trinity The Tuck
I forgot where she. I feel like it's. It's definitely small town. America for sure. And I remember hearing something like she
Mona Lott
like Theater Grove, New Jersey.
Trinity The Tuck
There you go.
Mona Lott
New Jersey. I don't even know Jacob. You look at the population of Cedar Grove, New Jersey. I'm very curious, please, how big this town is? Cedar Grove, New Jersey. I never heard of it. Anyway, so I guess we should just move on into the Snatch Game and talk about 2,000 people. No, 13,000. That's still pretty.
Trinity The Tuck
But that's in 20. That's in 20. 24. That you got to think, right? 30 years ago. 40 years ago.
Mona Lott
Yeah. Girl.
Trinity The Tuck
Woo.
Mona Lott
Cedar Girl, New Jersey. All right, let's get into the Snatch Game. So Angera is playing Marla Gibbs in the first group. Angera's playing Marla Gibbs. Roxy Andrews is playing Tasha Salad. Chanel is playing Liberace, and Georges is playing John Leguizamo, AKA his character. It's not Chi. Chi Chi. It's not Chichi. It's his character that he does in his one woman show. Chichi is from Tuang Fu, right?
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah, Chichi's from Chuang Fu. Oh, that's not. Because I thought that they showed her no character.
Mona Lott
Like from his, from his one man show. It's like this, like this, this, this, this, this Latina he used to play in his show. Oh, yeah, yeah. So that's like, that's why a lot of the jokes that Georgia was. Georgeous was making, like some of them were direct references from that one from a one man show. And so that's. But it's not very well. Well, I guess maybe among queer audiences, not very well known, but this, it was pretty, it was really major in. John Luke was on his career. Like, like made him really popular. Made him really big before too. Wong Fu.
Trinity The Tuck
Okay, this changes my critique on her completely because really I was thinking she was doing. Yeah, I thought she was doing Chichi for sure.
Mona Lott
Well, it would have been smart to. Let's just talk about it. It would have been smart if George's had chichi references in there. Like, that's what a lot of the audience you're playing to knows her as him. As.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah, yeah. This whole time I was like, that's not Chi Chi's hair or her outfit. Like, what in the world? But now I'm gonna have to look up this character that John.
Mona Lott
Manny the Fanny is the name. Manny the Fanny.
Trinity The Tuck
Okay, I'm gonna have to look that up.
Mona Lott
Yeah, he was just a really femme, over the top femme character that he would play. And so, yeah, it wasn't Chichi Rodriguez, but it would have been smart to play, like, litten Latin boy in a dress. Like those, like, phrases that we know would have helped make that character funnier for us. I agree, though.
Trinity The Tuck
Yes, absolutely.
Mona Lott
Angeria's Marla Gibbs. So I know. I watched marla Gibbs from 227, also from. Also from the Jeffersons, and she's been in a lot of. She always plays, like, she played a maid or the neighbor or those characters often in black sitcoms. So I know Marla Gibbs and stuff. She didn't have a Southern accent, but I think Angeria's kind of taking her because I don't think Angeria could. Maybe she can do a regular accent, I don't know. But I think Angera's Marla Gibbs is actually very, very, very funny. And in my opinion, she was the funniest one of this group, and she should have been in the top two. But we'll talk about that a little bit later.
Trinity The Tuck
I. I 100% agree. I thought she was hilarious. I thought maybe, you know, even though Marla Gibbs doesn't have a Southern accent, Injuria probably was definitely pulling from the women in her family. She was definitely pulling that Southern mama character that is kind of Marla Gibbs character, just not Southern. And I thought she was funny. She was quick. I thought she looked like the character. I thought it was great.
Mona Lott
She had so many. And y'.
Trinity The Tuck
All.
Mona Lott
I was in the room. I was a snatcher on this. Angeria had, like. She was constantly lying lame jokes and having things like the food in her bag, and she was just always having little bits in there. Like, I was like. Everyone was. Everyone in the room was cracking up at Angeria being this character. And she was. She knocked it out of the park. She was fucking hysterical. So good.
Trinity The Tuck
What made you pick her? What made you pick. What's her name?
Mona Lott
Jorgeous.
Trinity The Tuck
Jorgeous over Angeria.
Mona Lott
Okay, so people online, they were like, Mona, I can't believe. What's your problem? Do you hate Angeria? You hate blackness? What's wrong with you? I was like, no. Whoa, girl. But, you know, Twitter is fucking ridiculous anyway. And they were like, we know production set you up. They told you that you had to pick George's. I'm like, that's not true. Production did not make me choose anyone. I did not. I did not have to do whatever RuPaul production. No one made me choose anyone. I chose Georges because in all honesty, she was the worst one on the group. So I wanted her to not feel bad. So I chose Jorge's as the winner. But in my opinion, George was the worst one in the group. So I just chose her because I was like, you know what? But again, no one was. No one in the group tanked. No one, like, sucked really bad. So I just chose her because out of all them in her group, she was the least funniest one to me, and I just wanted her to, like, kind of walk away with something.
Trinity The Tuck
Okay. All right.
Mona Lott
Because also, the Snatch, like, my choice does not influence the judges. Like, me choosing someone does not mean they're going to be in the top or the bottom. So I was like, I can choose anyone. It's arbitrary. It doesn't really matter.
Trinity The Tuck
Right. Yeah. It's just a throwaway.
Mona Lott
It's like, who.
Trinity The Tuck
Who wins the Snatch Game? Who cares?
Mona Lott
Exactly. So that's why I chose it. I'm like, me choosing anyone has no bearing on the competition. Whatever. That's when it's a. Have fun with it and, like, honestly cause chaos. I love. I love. I love causing chaos with the fans. Love it.
Trinity The Tuck
Yes. I want to see you on another All Stars.
Mona Lott
Just.
Trinity The Tuck
Just even. Just the biggest villain. Yes. I think we should go in. I think we should go in together and be a team of villains. Just be the biggest villains.
Mona Lott
I want to. So Trinity, I love. We're gonna get. Cause in that tux, they kind of talk about strategy and stuff a little bit about choosing whatever, and I'm like, yeah, I really want to go in and really be villains, but I feel like with All Stars 7, no one wants to engage in that. You were the only one who was willing to come and have fun. We tried to get Shay. Shay wasn't down for it. Jinx. Like, no one wanted to engage with the fun and the villainess of it. All of it all.
Trinity The Tuck
Literally no one. We asked everyone.
Mona Lott
Ru was like, no, I'm good, y'.
Trinity The Tuck
All.
Mona Lott
Thank you.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah.
Mona Lott
No one, anyway. And Roxxxy Andrews as Tasha Salad. I thought that Roxxxy was good. Um, this is a character she did on her original season, Season five, and I thought it was fine. It wasn't, like, hysterical. It wasn't not funny. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was a fine job.
Trinity The Tuck
I thought this was a cop out. I. I thought this was an easy way. It's something that she's already done. She was already familiar with. She. She made up the character. So how are you gonna read like the character other than if something's funny or not? I didn't enjoy it. I thought she looked good. I didn't think it was funny. It Was fine.
Mona Lott
Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
It was not the worst, for sure.
Mona Lott
Yeah. But I also think that in this All Stars, and because Drag Race has gone for so long, I definitely think she tried to do it to reference herself because the fans thought it was funny or. I don't remember how it was received the first time, but it's a frame of reference for the fans that maybe she thought they would really go off and it would really hit, but it ended up being pretty miss.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah. I mean, if she was gonna do it, she should have had every freaking salad pun known to man. Honey.
Mona Lott
Yes, this is true.
Trinity The Tuck
How dare you answer a Thousand Island? What's in a Thousand Island? Dressing as a Thousand Island. Come on, sweetie.
Mona Lott
Right? Girl, they should have said something like Greece or something, because Greece has many islands and start naming, like, some. I don't know. There's something. You're right. Like, you can't just answer a Thousand island.
Shannon Maldonado
Girl.
Trinity The Tuck
Girl. She should have just said, oh, ranch. You know, like, another dress. Another dress. Like, why would you answer a thousand?
Mona Lott
That's hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Roxy. And then Chanel as Liberace. I thought Chanel, she was too concerned with looking like the character instead of, like, having, like, enough jokes. Like, she was just concerned with looking like she even. She said it. She says it's talking about in the tux.
Trinity The Tuck
She's.
Mona Lott
As soon as she decided who she wanted to do, she just wanted to look like him. And I was like, well, girl, you don't really. I mean, yes, looking like him helps, but if you're just fucking funny, no one really cares if you're nailing the illusion.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah. I thought hers was a safe. It wasn't hysterical. At least with her. She did look a lot like him to me. And she doesn't look like this at all, but she sounds like. Have you seen Scarlet's Charlotte's Web? Where the. What is the rat's name? I can't remember the rat.
Mona Lott
Is that the spider movie?
Trinity The Tuck
That's the spider with the pig. And they, like, they.
Mona Lott
Templeton.
Trinity The Tuck
Templeton. She sounds like Templeton from the animated movie. Go watch it. You'll. You'll go see the clips.
Mona Lott
You'll.
Trinity The Tuck
You'll hear Chanel's Liberace.
Mona Lott
Okay, work. And then in the second group, you have Vanjie as Cleopatra, Nina is Liberace, Plastique as Ali Wong, and Gottmik as Lassie. What do you think about this group?
Trinity The Tuck
I thought this was the stronger group for sure. Nina west dominated. I thought that Gottmik was really good, too. And then Vanjie. I love the. The rug bit. I thought that was funny. She had a couple of things, but, like, it was just. It was mid. But poor Plastique girl. This was just not her challenge.
Mona Lott
Y' all know that's my good sis. I love, love, love plastique beyond words. Snatch Game maybe, you know, and everyone does not have to be everything on Snatch Game. And Plastique definitely chose to not be funny. But I love her, you know, and. But I did.
Trinity The Tuck
She.
Mona Lott
She. She made a valiant effort, but it was just like. Like all she had was like, the beef thing. And she kept on saying beef, and I was like. And yeah, playing a.
Trinity The Tuck
Playing.
Mona Lott
Playing a comedian is, like, hard. I'm like, honestly, she's good friends with Ali Wong. She should have Ali Wong write her, like, like new material, their plastic and just literally do it on the. Maybe on the show. Maybe that. That would be a way to make, like, a community even more funny. Like having them write some jokes for you to stage in the thing. That would be fucking fierce. But, yeah, it was. It wasn't hitting.
Trinity The Tuck
It was not. I. I don't know what kind of character Plastique would do well with this is this. This seems like a common occurrence with queens who are not born in the US that are Asian, because I think the cultural difference on comedy is just so vastly different. And so the way that a lot. A lot of people in. In Eastern culture, their. Their humor is just different in. In. In the West, I think we're a lot more crass here. They're a lot more respectful. So I think that just. That is part of the. The translation. It just doesn't translate as well.
Mona Lott
Yeah, I was just trying to think of a character. If I see kids who are really funny, I don't know. There definitely has to be something. Yeah, yeah, it just. It wasn't. It wasn't hitting for my girl. But, I mean, she's literally good at everything else. I have a feeling in, like, some fucking acting challenges and shit, Plastique is really gonna, like, gag us. And again, y', all, I don't have any previous information. I don't fucking know what's going on. I just feel like because she's having such a strong start, or maybe she's going to. Maybe she's going to have a huge start and fizzle, but I feel like this isn't. This is not the end for Blastique because her runways are so good. She has to keep that momentum going, girl.
Trinity The Tuck
And, you know, I don't think anybody can Be good at everything. You can't. No one is 100% good at everything. That's why Drag Race is such a great competition, because it challenges you to do so many different types of things.
Mona Lott
Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
And you know you're not gonna be good at everything. I am not good at writing a verse and performing it. I'm just not. That's just. I've never. In all three seasons, that's never been a winning. That's one of the few types of challenges I've never won. I'm not good at that. I'm just not. So I think that's just true for everybody. Not. Nobody's gonna be good at everything.
Mona Lott
Yeah. I am not.
Trinity The Tuck
I mean, even. Even Jinx. Even Jinx is like such a powerhouse with so many different things. Girl could not make a garment to save her life. No, not at all.
Mona Lott
Literally, girl, if there's a gun to Jinx's head and they're like, make me a. Make me a. Make me a leotard right now, Jinx is going to die. She is going a girl.
Trinity The Tuck
Done. The end
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Mona Lott
Yeah, and then Chanel. I mean, Chanel, we talked about Nina. Nina is Liberace. I just think that so much of her characterization was so good. Even choosing something so simple as every time she answer a question, diddling on the piano and doing like a whole thing and coming back and just having so many, so many jokes at the jokes, at the jokes after jokes was incredible. She fucking slayed it. She killed her. She was really good.
Trinity The Tuck
She did. And thank goodness she did right now, because later on.
Mona Lott
And Mick as Lassie I think it was like, again, we have no idea what Lassie sounds like. Lassie's a dog. But given this manga personality and having it with this, like, old Hollywood vintage thing, I think it all worked. Because if I. If I'm not mistaken, Laxie was black. Was black and white films, I think. So, like, it all makes sense. And it was just her, I think. And I think what we see time after time is that Gottmik is so cerebral, and she's so smart. To think about this characterization and to conceptualize some of these runways that she's done, it definitely takes a really smart person. She.
Shannon Maldonado
She.
Mona Lott
She's proving that for me. She's so. She's really good.
Trinity The Tuck
She is really, really, really talented. Very smart with her choices, for sure. Unless she's pulling from a designer. And I still stand by that, because some people. Some people were. Were reading me for dog. Not everybody, but some people were like, what are you talking about? You don't know fashion? Of course I don't know fashion, bitch. Of course I don't know the designer who designed that girl. I'm not a fashion girl. But she's just so smart with her choices, like. And you'll see later on in the Runway, like, she's just so smart with her. Her artistic choices. Gottmik is one of the most unique artists to come out of Drag Race for sure.
Mona Lott
I agree 100%. 100%. Even going back to her original season, like, someone posted, like, a thing with, like, all of her Runway looks, and I was like, wow, it's just all so diverse and just really well done. She surprises by being really funny on her original season and just really, really, really a jack of so many fucking trades. She's really, really, really good. Jacob put the picture of Mike Myers as the cat in the hat, and he said, this looks like. That's the Barachi. No, Jacob does not look like Nina.
Trinity The Tuck
Oh, that would be a fierce character for Nina, I think. I like it. I see it. I see it. Yeah. It's the only time she's ever gonna look pussy. Let's. Let's be real.
Mona Lott
Damn. Let's go. Wait. Do that right anymore, though. Hold up. She said she's never gonna look pussy.
Trinity The Tuck
Trinity.
Mona Lott
I'm screaming. Okay, let's go on to the runways. RuPaul. Okay, I think RuPaul is wearing. Is that a. Is that a. She's wearing, like, an orange boot with this. I don't ever would. I would never put a boot with a. With a gown, but this looks sickening. I Kind of like how this all looks.
Trinity The Tuck
I think it looks like she needs a steamer.
Mona Lott
No, I think it's supposed to look creepy. I like it. Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
Well, I. I don't know. I'm kind of. I'm kind of indifferent. Her body looks great. Her makeup, her hair. It's not the worst gown she's been wearing recently, but I. I don't know. I don't know how I feel about it. I don't know. It kind of looks like a wrinkly circus tent made into a dress.
Mona Lott
I love. I'm loving this boot with this. Jj jco, can you please send this to Jay? Because I don't know if the fans will ever see the full body of Rue's look, but this full body looks. I love this boot with this. I've never won a boot with a gown, but now RuPaul's inspiring me. I want to wear a boot with a gown. I think this looks Conti.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah, the boot is fierce. The boot is. I do like the boot.
Mona Lott
Yeah. I look at Michelle with her little cutout here. All right, Michelle.
Trinity The Tuck
Michelle looks so decent. I like the dress. The dress is fierce. Her hair is cute. I don't know. I. I've been like. It's either hit or miss for me with her hair, you know? And I think Michelle is gorgeous, but it's either. She's either old lady or glamazon. It's neither in between.
Mona Lott
And Anita looks so good. She's so hot. I love this. This dress with the hood, and she's just so sexy. Oof.
Trinity The Tuck
That is fierce. She looks lovely. Lovely. Yummy, yummy, yummy.
Mona Lott
Yeah, Delicious. And Carson with his. With his. With his Louboutin shoes. He better work. Oh, Carson is married. Is that a ring finger?
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Mona Lott
I didn't know that.
Trinity The Tuck
I don't know. I don't know. I know Carson likes horses. That's all about Carson.
Mona Lott
He has a farm. He has a farm in Pennsylvania with, like, horses. He's invited me so many times to come over and hang out at his farm. I was like, girl, I need to come, but I'm really. I'm deathly allergic to horses. Remember that thing we did when I almost died?
Trinity The Tuck
Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my gosh. You did almost die on the horse.
Mona Lott
I did. Wow. Trinity and I did this pilot for. Sorry. We went to go film a sizzle reel for this potential show of us and this other woman doing a thing, and we, like, go to, like, fucking somewhere out east in la, like, all the way.
Trinity The Tuck
It was temecula.
Mona Lott
Temecula.
Trinity The Tuck
Temecula, California. Went to Temecula Wine Country.
Mona Lott
Wine country. And then for this. For this one shot, they wanted us to get on these horseback riders and, like, ride horseback and ride through this orchard looking at.
Trinity The Tuck
In drag.
Mona Lott
In drag. Here's a picture. Here's a picture of us. Because I have a picture of us on the horses. And then. So right before. Like a week before I did two weeks ago, before that, I did an allergy test. I found that I was deathly allergic. This is the. The order which I'm allergic. Number one is horses. Number two and three are mice and rats. Number four is dogs. And number five is cats. That's the number one being the most allergic. Five being the least allergic. That's the five things I'm allergic to. So I was like, oh, it can't be that bad. Bitch. We get on that horse, y'.
Shannon Maldonado
All.
Mona Lott
10 minutes into the ride, I start, like, my. My eyes are getting really red. I can barely breathe out my nose, and my. And my throat is, like, closing up, and I'm like, y', all, I have to get off the horse. I have to get off the horse. We get back, I'm like. And it fucked me up for, like, a week after that. I was so fucked up from that. From that fucking horseshit. It was crazy.
Trinity The Tuck
And for what? It didn't nothing come of that girl. For what? Nothing. Nothing. You got a picture? They said, thanks for coming.
Mona Lott
Literally. Anyway, so the category, Jacob, the category was two tits and a tail. What was it? A tail and two tits, A tail and two titties. A tail and two titties. That's what it was. So. So everyone has titties and a tail. First up, Angeria. She's like this, like, dragon situation. And I think this looks cool. I think this looks really good. Her body looks good. Her tits look ginormous. And I think Angeria looks hot. I like this look a lot.
Trinity The Tuck
I think it's incredible. I think she really nailed this look. I love the airbrushing, the stoning. The only thing that I'm not a fan of is the tip of the tail. It's. It looks like a. It's too fat on the end. It breaks the illusion for me. I wish it was, like, either really thin or it went out to, like, a. Like a. Like a spike or some sort of different. But other than that, that's just me nitpicking. She looks incredible. It is really cool. And the colors look phenomenal on her.
Mona Lott
The colors look amazing. She looks really, really Good. Even having this, like, wig with, like, the horn detail, I think that's a, that's a really nice touch. And her makeup looks stunning. And I love how she have beautiful tails. I think injuria. I did. I wonder, I wonder if Troy did this, this airbrushing, because it looks so good. Let me go ahead.
Trinity The Tuck
He did.
Mona Lott
Okay.
Trinity The Tuck
He did.
Mona Lott
Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
I already looked it up.
Mona Lott
It looks incredible. She looks really, really, really well done. Work, bitch.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah, it's fierce.
Mona Lott
Let's go on to Roxy Andrews, who is doing a combination of just Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit from the movie who Framed Roger Rabbit? What do you think about this look?
Trinity The Tuck
I think it's fine. I, I think. I don't know. I, I'm not loving it. It's fine. I, I hold Roxy to just, like, Gottmik and plastique. Now. I hold them to a different caliber. I feel, feel like this looks a little homemade a little bit. Especially the buttons. They, they look a little like paper. Yeah. Also, I think the. I just. I don't know. I, I, I don't, I don't think it looks elevated to me. I, I, it's fine. I will say that I've seen her do, and I know this is a mixture of Roger Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit, but I've seen her do Jessica Rabbit in the past, and it was, and it was just so immaculate. This is just not up to par to that.
Mona Lott
Yeah. I was gonna say, I remember, I remember when she did this dress and she did the Jessica Rabbit thing, and she had the red hair and everything, and it was. I remember her posting it on Instagram and, like, dying and, like, saving it and, like, sending it to friends, but something about the mixture of Jessica and Robert together. I mean, Roger together. I'm not loving it. And, like, because you just, like, threw the tail on there and the hair isn't, like, giving me everything. Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
So, you know, it'd be fun for this. What would have been really creative is if she came out looking like Jessica Rabbit, and then when she turned around, it looked like she sat on Roger Rabbit and he. And his tail was right there, and he's just like, you know, he's just, like, squished on the back of her dress. That would have been fierce. That would have been fierce.
Mona Lott
This. See, this is a. That. That would be trinity. That would be so cut.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah. Like, he was just squished. Like she was giving him a lap dancing. Girl, he just got sucked up by the ass. Honey.
Mona Lott
That would be such a good idea. Trinity. Damn.
Trinity The Tuck
But she didn't and this is where we're at.
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Mona Lott
Yeah. This. This. This leaves a little more to be desired. For sure. Up next is Chanel, and she's doing like a Scorpion warrior dystopian futuristic something. I feel I don't like these shoes. Like, the shoes really were not. Like, I'm another thing. Like, I hate the breakage of, like, I've said it so many times on the podcast. Like, if you're gonna do like something like that, just throwing a shoe on there, incorporate the shoe into the outfit so it's one seamless thing. It's like you had the catsuit on, then you just spray painted the shoe gold and threw the shoe on there. It just looks so unfinished. And I don't like the sleeves. I don't know why we have that. What kind of sleeve is that? A trumpet sleeve? I don't know what kind of. Not trumpet. Whatever kind of sleeve that is. I don't like that. It just seems, like, out of place. Like, why this random puffy sleeve? It was weird.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah, I 100% agree. I think if she would have made the entire outfit the armor, it would have read better. I also don't like the fact that it's like. Like an airbrushed naked outfit. Like, come on, just be armor. Like, you're. You're a scorpion. Be. Be really badass. Because her hair and her makeup is done. She looks perfection here. And then the rest of it is like. It's almost like her budget went to the tail and the rest was just like an afterthought. And then in this entire time. Bitch. Her arm has got to be tired. You're holding this tail the entire time. Bitch. I would be exhausted. Honey. Yeah.
Mona Lott
I just don't understand what the narrative here. Like, why are you half. Half. Half scorpion and half human? And why the sash on the left side? Or why the. I just don't understand. And what. What is that supposed to be on her right foot? Is. That is like a spike. I don't. I don't understand what was happening here.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah, it. It is a miss for me. I don't. I don't like this at all.
Mona Lott
Yeah, agreed. Agreed. Going on to. George was being a little Chihuahua. And I think the fur community has boners right now. I know the furries are really going off on this look. She can. I think it's. I think this is cute. She was doing. It was. She was referencing a specific dog. I don't remember what dog it was, though she said it and I don't know A Chihuahua? No, but not like a famous one. I feel like there's one of those names like Bruiser or something like that.
Trinity The Tuck
Oh, I see. Yeah.
Mona Lott
Yeah. But I think this is cute. I think this is well done, and I think it's a cute look.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah, I love it. I think this is great. I haven't been too impressed with her runways this season. I know this is only the third episode. This is fierce. I think it's elevated. I think her makeup is beautiful. I like the concept of it. It's, you know, like I said, it's elevated. And we all know that she's a bitch, and she likes to do it doggy style, so this is perfect.
Mona Lott
Yeah. I think. And also the fine details. Right? She does. She doesn't have a collar. She has a harness. Because a lot of people. Because harness. Because collars are bad or they're bad for dogs. You should walk them in a harness. Whatever it is, like, is these really, really fine details that I think really make this outfit really good. And I love the hair coming back with the flick and the bang. I think she looks really. This is really, really, really well done.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah. So good. Best Runway so far for her.
Mona Lott
Yeah, for sure. Can I tell you. So are you. Are you familiar with the. With the furry community?
Trinity The Tuck
I have. I mean, I do know that that's a thing. I know that their costumes can cost, like, tens of thousands of dollars.
Mona Lott
Crazy. Crazy girl. Blast.
Trinity The Tuck
So they can get. Come on it, girl, Girl. They be.
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Trinity The Tuck
They've been spending $15,000 on a furry outfit to go have sex in and get ruined by somebody just bukhakiing all over them.
Mona Lott
I know. And, like, in that case, what do you do? Do you, like, take it to the cleaners? Like, how do you. How do you get the. Come out of the fur?
Shannon Maldonado
I don't know.
Mona Lott
Most people actually have different outfits.
Trinity The Tuck
So you have one outfit when you're, like, out and, like, out in public, and then you have another outfit for
Mona Lott
when you're doing, like, dirty stuff.
Trinity The Tuck
Jacob, why do you know so much about the furry community?
Mona Lott
I just do my research.
Trinity The Tuck
That poor. That poor teddy bear. That poor teddy bear. Bitch.
Mona Lott
So my boyfriend and I, we went to Blacks beach in San Diego last summer, I think, and we go down there, and this is, like, the middle of summer in California, right? So it is hot. Like, it is, like, 100 degrees outside of the beach. We're at the beach on the sand, under umbrella. When I tell you, we just look over. There are, like, 10 or 15 guys in full furry outfits. On the beach, like playing around like sniffing each other and stuff like that. I'm like, I know. And they're in full furry gear, full helmet, full thing. I'm like, I know y' all are fucking. How are you not dying of heat exhaustion in this fucking furry outfit on 105 degree weather at the beach? That shit is, was nuts to me. Like. No, I would never. It's so uncomfortable.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah, I mean it's kind of like the. Some people that put on wigs and makeup and costumes for a living and do, and do prides outside. I mean, I don't understand it. Those people are weird. No, but that, that is, that is strange girl. 100 degree weather and you're in a fucking full ass fur suit.
Mona Lott
Oh, couldn't pay me enough. Could not pay me.
Trinity The Tuck
No, I mean you could. There, there is, there is a price for me. I would do it, but it would be a lot. It would be a lot.
Mona Lott
Let's go on to Vanessa Vanjie Mateo in her scorpion hater.
Trinity The Tuck
Hate it. Hate it. Why is she walking out here in Forever 21 with an expensive looking light up tail? I don't get it. It's. This is like a meet and greet outfit with a scorpion tail. Now I think her makeup and her hair looks fierce, but the pink of the hair ain't even the same pink. If, if you're gonna be monochromatic and the tail matches the outfit perfectly and you come out here in a brighter pink hair. Maybe it's the lighting, I don't know. But the biggest thing is she looks good. Like it looks, the outfit looks good. It's just. That's a meet and greet with a tail.
Mona Lott
Yeah, that's the thing. Like I think and like she clapped back of it because someone, I think Carson said something up to that effect and she clapped back and said like where you please tell me where you can find this in the store? Because I think, I think you can
Trinity The Tuck
definitely find that exact. I could go right now to the mall and find that exact outfit. And, and, and the, the, the, the first part of the challenge was two titties and it's like these stick on things and her shirt is sheer so you can see that they're stick on titties. It's. No, no. Okay. No.
Mona Lott
But here's the thing though. With yours consistent on this. But my thing is that like with the judging, right. So the week before and again, I know gotmix is cuss. Is, is, is, is, is, is Versace and it's like expensive and Whatever. I get that. But you how you can. One week, y', all, like, got me got make work, and the next week, Vanjie.
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Mona Lott
This is.
Trinity The Tuck
This is.
Mona Lott
This is.
Trinity The Tuck
Because before, the judges are probably like, oh, that's designer. And then this is forever 21. You know, there's There. There to them. There is a difference. To me, there's not a difference. They're both off the rack. I ain't about it. The tail's fierce.
Mona Lott
The tail's fierce, but the tail, the jacket of dope. I just wish she would have, like. Like, even if she could have stayed in this whole street where the fant. But given like, and have that leather jacket. But the bodice and the pants could have been something different and just, like, more. I agree. Even for me, I'm like, saying, like, I wish this was again. The tail and the jacket are fucking dope, and they light up and stuff. I wish it would have thought about something else for the.
Trinity The Tuck
The outfit looks good. It does look good. It's just. It's a meet and greet outfit. This is a meet and greet outfit. Girl, you would. This is something. You could walk down the street. Street in.
Mona Lott
You.
Trinity The Tuck
You should not be wearing stuff on the Runway that you could walk down the street in. You should not. Yeah, these should be. You should be making a spectacle on the Runway every week. Is. This is your chance to show out to your fans, even just for yourself, you know, just for yourself. Girl, I. I would never go. Girl. I had 14, 000 trains, honey. You know, I wanted to taught myself every week.
Mona Lott
Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
You know.
Mona Lott
Oh, Vanessa, my girl. Let's go on to.
Trinity The Tuck
She should have kept on her. Her.
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Trinity The Tuck
Cleopatra outfit.
Mona Lott
Oh, you know what. What she could have done. I mean, she didn't know they would line up together that challenge in a Runway, but if she would have for her thing done like that. Scorpion King. Remember that's the Scorpion King. That came out like a fair Scorpion King outfit. That could have been dope or the Scorpion Queen like that. Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
Also, I'm like, one thing about scorpions that's so creepy is their legs. Like, why did nobody have, like, the legs encapsulate them in the front? That could have made it look cooler, almost like instead of being the scorpion, the scorpion is, like, either attached to you or attacking you and Or. Or some way to make it. I don't know. There just could have been more.
Mona Lott
Yeah. Truly, I love how your mind works,
Trinity The Tuck
because then at least then there's a storyline. Girl, I got. I was going to Forever 21, and I got attacked by a pink scorpion. That lights up. Okay. At least there's a story. Okay.
Mona Lott
That would be good. I love that.
Trinity The Tuck
That's good.
Mona Lott
I was going to Forever 21 had a scorpion attack.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah, girl. You know, Phoenix, Arizona. It could happen. It could happen.
Mona Lott
That's good. Let's go on to Nina west doing the tail of a comet. I think it is. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't love this outfit. Okay, so is the front the comet or is it the sun?
Trinity The Tuck
So I think this the. The hat portion, that is the comet, and, like, where the. Where it sits on the head is the comet. Because usually in the sky, when you see a comet, you don't see, like, the. You just see the tail of it, so I get it. I'm gonna judge this based off of Nina's fashion in general. I like it for her. I could never compare this to something Gottmik wore or Plastique wore. I like it for her. I think it's elevated for her. I think it's still comical because, like, the black hole in the back, for her, I think it. The. The pieces look expensive. Like, the planets are fully rhinestone. It looks like she spent money on it. So for her, I like it. But I. If Gottmik wore this, I would.
Mona Lott
I would have something jail.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah.
Mona Lott
I would ask a girl, what's wrong with you?
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah.
Mona Lott
Are you sick? Are you unwell? What's happening? Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
Although the black hole is a little low. I mean, I don't know. Maybe. Maybe she's prolapsing and it's just that far down. But
Mona Lott
yeah, the hole was low. Right. I was like, wait a minute. Is my booty hole down there? No, my booty hole is, like, in the center of your ass.
Trinity The Tuck
But she's coming for yours and Mohart's gig, honey. She said. Oh, you thought you were branding the black hole.
Mona Lott
Let's go on to Plastique. T ara doing a character anime. Jacob, do you know the character she was talking about? This is not something you would know.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah, it's like a character from, like. It's like a.
Mona Lott
She's like a folk legend character. Got it.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah. You've never. You've not seen, like, there's, like, anime about this. There's. There's books about this. There's one of my favorite Ninetales. Yeah. I can't remember the. The name of. There's a show. There was a show.
Mona Lott
Kitsune. Kitsune.
Trinity The Tuck
There was a show recently, like, in the last couple of years that I saw that had a character that was this character that she would sleep with the men. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was Lovecraft. Lovecraft. Yeah. And they would explode. I. I love this. I think it's. It's so cool. The colors on her look amazing. Girl plastique with her breastplate, the coloring of it with her foundation is no punk.
Mona Lott
It's.
Trinity The Tuck
It is right.
Mona Lott
Yeah, it's really right. It looks so good. It looks.
Trinity The Tuck
And this hair.
Mona Lott
The hair and the makeup, the way the plastique is in her makeup. And again, because we all seem. She always does, like, just pretty glam neutral. See her, like, step outside of her comfort zone and do all these, like, really interesting makeup, wearing these cool contacts and stuff like that. I think really, really, really well done. My only critique would be. I wish that. I wish that the tails were giving. Look more taily. I don't know. Like, I'm looking at pictures of.
Trinity The Tuck
They do look a little cheap. Yeah. Yeah, they do look so compare. Compared to, like, the rest of the look. They do look a little like dustery. Like, you know, those dusters. What are those dusters called?
Mona Lott
Yeah, a feather duster.
Trinity The Tuck
But she is using faux fur, so you got to hand it to her. That's hard to look expensive. I get the concept, though, and I do. Overall, I really do like it.
Mona Lott
Yeah, I love it. I love, love, love everything. My only thing was the tails. Like a little. Yeah. Not to the standard or anything else, but she looks amazing. And. Yeah. Last but not least, got Mick. This was incredible. I think that having the latex with the same color as scrubs and the doctor and getting these fucking hands made, cutting off her titties and having them back. This was so fucking well done. Just having those. That bitch fucking Louboutin on nude, it just all looked so good. I think she fucking killed this.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah. I like. The story of. This is so personal for Gottmik. And the. It's so simple. If you just break this down, it's a very simple look. It's skirt, there's a arm piece, and then she's carrying bags of titties. So it's a very simple. But the. The way it's done is just so right. Yeah, she looks incredible. And the arms look so real. It's creepy. It's beautiful. The story is really cool. It's a home run for me.
Mona Lott
And fun fact, she. She's talked about it on her Instagram. Those are like her actual surgical implant boobs that she has in the bag. Like the ones from her surgery.
Trinity The Tuck
Really?
Mona Lott
Yeah. Isn't that crazy?
Trinity The Tuck
That's some huge ass titties. She had huge ass titties.
Mona Lott
Yeah. Those are her actual ones. Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
Holy crap.
Mona Lott
Yeah. So, wow. This is super personal, but, bitch, have you seen on. On Twitter the conservatives are mad at. Got me, girl. It has been. Conservative people are so. How they get so bothered by the way queer people live their lives? It is hysterical. To me, it is comical that someone wearing this on a competition drag show upsets so many people. I'm like, gottmik, you better fucking work. And it's just. It's everywhere. It's on Ben Shapiro lips. It's everywhere. It's crazy that this Runway.
Trinity The Tuck
Girl, you know what? If. If the conservatives ain't talking about you, you ain't doing something right.
Mona Lott
Okay. The libs of TikTok tweeted. The latest season of RuPaul's Draggers featured a grown man dressed up as a woman who acted out, undergoing a double mastectomy surgery. This is what RuPaul and Drag promotes. Absolutely disgusting.
Trinity The Tuck
Well, at least they got her pronouns correct. Grown man, honey. At least they got that correct. And you know what? If they knew that they got that correct, they'd be so bitter at themselves. So Little wins. Little wins.
Mona Lott
Okay, so the top two of the week are. Nina, west and Got. Sorry, who. Who's your favorite Runway?
Trinity The Tuck
It's. It's a toss up between Gottmik and Angeria. I think Angeria's is so much drag, but I think I'm gonna have to give it to Gottmik just because of. It's such a personal story for them.
Mona Lott
Yeah, I love the person. I love how fashion and how fucking fierce Gottmix is. But I am gonna give it to Angera this week because I think, again, it's just so much detail. It looks so well done, and Jurea looks so stunning, and I can appreciate the artistry that it took to. To.
Trinity The Tuck
To.
Mona Lott
To get hers done. And so I'm going to go with Andrew.
Trinity The Tuck
Beautiful.
Mona Lott
Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah, it's beautiful.
Mona Lott
Yeah. And the winners. The top two are. Nina west and Gottmik. Do you agree?
Trinity The Tuck
I do. I. I think that I. I think that Gottmik could have been swapped out for Angeria easily, but they were so close. It literally was a toss up, to be honest. I think Nina definitely won the Snatch Game, and then the other two were so close for the second spot, so I'm fine. I'm fine with it. I'm not mad about it, but I would have been just as happy if Angeria was top two.
Mona Lott
Yeah, I agree. Nina west was absolutely by far number one. And Plastique, I mean, sorry. And Angeria and Gottmik were tied for some of the two, but just because, like, I just feel like anger just had so much. She just had so much stuff, so much material and just volume, so. Well, I would have put and jury as number two. She also had a great Runway, so I would. I would have put and number two this week for sure.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah. I wouldn't argue with you. I do think she did great this week.
Mona Lott
Yeah. And then the lip sync got Mick and Nina was going for the lip sync. And we finally are going to get to see. See this lip sync situation Nina west has prepared. And. Ooh, honey child, honeychild girl. What do you think about the lip sync?
Trinity The Tuck
She been teasing us with this cover up for weeks now, Honey. Weeks.
Mona Lott
It was tough to watch and, like, to see her, like, turn every sort of reveals. The silver one got stuck and she's like, pulling it, pulling it, pulling, trying to make. And each one she pulls out is nothing impressive. Is nothing to fight home about. And it's just. I. I just was. This is not. This was. This is not it, girl. This is not it.
Trinity The Tuck
And girl, got me over there just looking sickening, slinging her ponytail.
Mona Lott
Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
Just eating Nina up, honey.
Mona Lott
And.
Trinity The Tuck
And when. And when Nina is not taking off, struggling to take off a. She's not a great performer, at least for the song. It's not. It's not giving. Even when she's still.
Mona Lott
Yeah, yeah. It's just not. It just. It feels frantic, it feels chaotic, and it just does not. It's not giving. God.
Trinity The Tuck
Desperate.
Mona Lott
It feels very desperate. And I'm like, girl, you already won the badge. Like, you're literally just listening for the chance. Oh, no. This is you lip sync to get $10,000 for your charity. So I get it. It is important. But it just looks. It feels too manic. It does not feel, like, cool or, like, sexy or even goes to the song Lady Bunny tweeted. Well, Lady Bunny, she posted the lip sync on her Instagram, which now has 8,953 likes. And she said, please tell me how this show is the pinnacle of drag, a song so dumb that one queen has to change costumes seven times to even make it remotely interesting. These are two performers who get booked to do what they normally do, and clearly this ain't it. If you. If your heart is in a number, you don't need multiple gimmicks to put it over Your emotion will set it. The Emperor's new drag Show.
Trinity The Tuck
I don't think that that's fair to Gottmik. I think Gottmik did good.
Mona Lott
I think. I agree.
Trinity The Tuck
You know, is Gottmik the best lip syncher in the entire world? No, she's not, but she did good. I think that this was definitely directed at Nina. And. Yeah, you know, to be fair to Nina. To be fair to Nina, Nina is phenomenal at certain things. Just lip sync may not be her thing. And I don't. I actually don't think I see Nina being booked out there for club gigs that much. She's mainly doing hosting stuff or TV stuff with. With Disney or. Or other. Other things that she is good at. Like, she's great at Hairspray, the musical. So to be fair to Nina, I get it. I get it. It was. It was awful.
Shannon Maldonado
The.
Trinity The Tuck
The lip sync was awful.
Mona Lott
Even a little pasty. She had Carson and Michelle in her. I was like, what? I didn't even get what that even means.
Trinity The Tuck
I don't think she knows what it means, but, you know, it's just not. This just was not her thing. I hope that she learned from this and doesn't do it again if she's in the top.
Mona Lott
Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, that. That was clearly directed at Nina. So sorry, Gottmik, you were collateral damage, girl. You done got. You done got caught up in the crossfires. And no surprise to anyone, Gottmik wins and she decides to snip Georgia. So Georgia's.
Trinity The Tuck
Can.
Mona Lott
She can. She can win next week, which she would not get a repeater badge or Cumberbatch, whatever the hell it is this season.
Trinity The Tuck
I get it because Georgia already has a badge, so it's seems like the right thing to do. But do we really think that Jorgeous is gonna slay a comedy challenge? Because that's definitely gotta be what's coming next.
Mona Lott
Yeah, I was gonna say it's probably gonna be some type of improv or acting situation. So I would have. What I would have done is, ooh, who's on the cast?
Trinity The Tuck
I would have Angeria.
Mona Lott
Oh, but she's. But she's. She's already been blocked, though.
Trinity The Tuck
Do it again, girl. Do it again. Do it again. Her or Roxy. Yeah, that's the only logical two.
Mona Lott
Yeah. Oh, my God. Imagine if she would have sniff Andrew Angelia. She would be. She would be mad. She'll be tight for real this time, but she'll come in that work room, swing and go, just like.
Trinity The Tuck
Yep.
Mona Lott
Yeah.
Trinity The Tuck
Who. Who are you at this Point in the game. Who are you rooting for to win?
Mona Lott
At this point in the game, I am rooting for Angeria. Even though she didn't win this week, I think she's been so funny. Week one, week two. Right now, I'm rooting for Angeria. Like, my top two are Angeria and top three. Sorry. Angeria got Mick and Plastique with my top three.
Trinity The Tuck
Okay. So going into this, before I saw any episodes, I was hardcore Roxy, and that may change. She hasn't done bad at all, so she's done pretty consistent, I would say. My top two are Angeria and Gottmik. Those are my top two. After seeing Plastique in the Snatch Game, I don't think she's gonna fare well with acting challenges going forward. I think she's gonna have incredible runways, and I'm gonna love seeing it every week. But I don't think unless it's a performance based challenge or a fashion based challenge, I don't see Ms. Plastique elevating above Angeria and Gottmik.
Mona Lott
We shall see. Only time will tell. There are nine weeks left. Damn.
Trinity The Tuck
Yeah. And anything could happen in that time. Like, literally anything could happen.
Mona Lott
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're gonna pop on over to Patreon, y', all, for a little bit of untucked, because untucked, there wasn't a drama, but it was a little more to talk about this week, so we're talking about untucked, tucked, and we'll see y' all over there on the Patreon also. Ooh. Please comment on our YouTube. I mean, sorry, YouTube. On our Apple podcast, we're. We're. We're like 70 comments away from having 9,000 reviews. So please, please, please get us up to 9,000. Comment on our YouTube, Apple podcast and also on our Spotify podcast. That really helps us out. Thank you. All right, y'. All,
Trinity The Tuck
Bye.
Air date: May 29, 2024
Hosts: Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen (in Sibling Watchery alter-egos: Mona Lott & Trinity The Tuck)
This episode of Sibling Watchery delves into RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 9, Episode 3: “Snatch Game of Love”. Monét X Change (as Mona Lott) and Trinity The Tuck, both acclaimed Drag Race alums, provide their hilarious and incisive commentary on the latest Snatch Game installment. They chat about the queens’ performances, runway looks, Drag Race production tea, and muse on what it takes to stand out in an all-winners season.
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On Plastique’s Stand-up Attempt:
On Gottmik’s Controversial Runway:
On Nina’s Lip Sync Reveals:
This episode is rich with behind-the-scenes stories, strong opinions on Drag Race format and fairness, lively chemistry, and both shade and praise toward the queens. The hosts' knowledge as former competitors brings depth to their critiques. Whether you watch Drag Race or not, the mix of pop culture consideration and personal insights is engaging and accessible—expect laughs, strong fashion takes, and lots of drag wisdom.