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When are there 162 people in here?
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I didn't realize we were alive. Let me see a little camera angle. Cause Bob, let me tell you, Bob has some crunchy little angle earlier. Let me see what he got going on now.
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My angle's not crunchy. My angle's literally giving.
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It was before. I'm trying to see.
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I was holding my camera in my hand. I was literally holding my camera in my hand getting ready to zoom. And Monet's like, your angle's crunchy. I was holding my phone. Ms. Mama.
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Look at, look at all them green apples, honey. Team, Team. Monation strong. Monation strong. Always the fucking Bobbleheads. Y' all niggas don't even have a fucking emoji. What's y' all emoji?
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It's a purse, Crunch. It's a purse, bitch. First of all, let me see right now. Let me tell you right now. Naomi Small. Wait, Naomi Smalls is on our. Is a patron.
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Yeah. You didn't know that? Naomi says it many times.
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I did not know that. Okay, here's the thing. The, the, the, the, the bobbleheads, we just not as like what's we're looking for ignorant as y'.
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All.
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You know what I mean? We don't need to act out like y' all always do. We are very strong, honey. We are very strong. The Bob, the Bobbleheads. We are, we are wild crew. There's a lot of us. We don't need to go around throwing apples yelling, soak it up, honey. That's just what's up with the, with the, with the bobblehead. Yeah, look at them purses getting crazy, honey.
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Also, and y' all would choose the ugliest emoji possible as y' all little mascot. That little pink ugly purse.
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Someone from the Monation said we ghetto and we enjoy it. All right, listen everyone. We are doing a live with you all. Thank you so much for joining us here on our patreon. Also just you guys know, I, I, I, I was an executive producer on Ocean Kelly's new video Vitamin D, which is so, so good. And I would love, love Love for
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you all to music video out.
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Yeah, he has a few music videos. Ocean Kelly is constantly making stuff. Ocean Kelly is legit. Such an amazing artist. Just like a brilliant. Like, truly the gay rapper. We need, Like, I'm not even kidding around. Just amazing. So if you're watching on YouTube, if you're watching right now on the Zoom, go and check out Vitamin D by Ocean Kelly. It is absolutely amazing. And I have a YouTube video coming up with him where we rank all the. You ver. All the Drag Race verses, and we can find out who's number one the list.
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Bob Bob and Ocean Kelly. It's giving Nepo baby. Is giving Nepo babies.
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You are my Nepo baby.
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You're my Nepo Baby.
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You are Monet. You are. I'm about to get heated. I'm not going to let you get me out of pocket. I'm not.
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He's giving Nepo baby.
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I'm not about to let you get me out of pocket. I'm at work, at my job, okay? At my job. You and I love my two Nepo babies, but you and Miz Cracker are Nepo babies. Nepo Babies from me.
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You are drunk. You are drunk, Jacob. Yeah.
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You're the.
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Yeah.
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Nepo baby. Anyway, let's talk about. Okay, see, season 15. So I was not excited. This is watchery. Welcome to Sibling watchery. Everyone, we're gonna be reviewing season 15, episode one, and also, Bianca De Rio is doing the Pit Stop this season.
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Bitch. The first episode, they had, like, 19. It was Bianca, Ben, Ru, Jinx. It was like a cast of people in the first episode of pit stop.
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Wait, RuPaul is on the Pit Stop?
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No, it was Bianca Jinx and Dayla. It was three of them. It was two guests at one time.
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I was. No. Yeah. First of.
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She.
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She ended up getting her. She had foot surgery. And I was like, is. But they didn't discuss it until, like, yeah, she had. She had foot surgery. She had one replaced. She had foot surgery. So she's wearing tennis shoes. I don't know why that tickled me so pink. I don't know why that tickled me so pink. Her and those. Her and those little drag. Orthopedics, you should call it. But okay. At first, I was not excited about season 15. At first I was like. But honestly, watching the show last night, I got excited. I think it's because I watched it in a bar for the first time in a very long time.
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I agree. I agree. I mean, not that I wasn't excited, but I Was like. I was like, all right, I was going to watch. We're doing watchery. And I was like, you know, whatever. And at the bar, being among everyone and like, Bob was there, and we just all had a good time. It really. It did feel exciting watching it with a lot of people, I will say.
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Right? I agree.
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I agree. And that being said, I thought it was a really good first episode. I thought there were a lot of good things. I love. I love that we have some bitches who are very shady, who are feisty off the bat. I'm really enjoying Mistress Violet. I think she's great. I think she's funny. I like her energy. I love.
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Well, you are jumping ahead. We're not gonna go in order.
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We don't just say, like, right off the rip, who I like.
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Monet's like, well, you know who I love from season 16? I love lavonda bridges. She's amazing. I love.
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Christ.
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What is.
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Oh, season 16 queens reveal. Cause y' all know Bob gets the seasons. Like, Bob has up to season 19 already. So Bob would just reveal that London Underbridge is on season 16.
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And I have three more nepo. And I have three more nepro babies that's gonna be on the show. Okay, so let's start. First of all, Monet's favorite.
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Sorry, Monet's favorite, Violet. Sorry.
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Yeah. Why do you keep calling her Mistress Violet? Last night I looked over and said, monet, her name is not Mistress Violet. Her name is Mistress Isabel Brooks.
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Oh, what was. Is there a Mistress Violet?
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Is that a thing, miss? No, that's. Violet has a song called Mistress Violet. Mistress Violet. And last night I le. Said, monet, her name's not Mistress Violet. Her name is Mistress Isabelle Brooks. Just say Mistress.
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Okay, Mistress. Okay, go ahead. Let's start.
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So, okay, so in walks Monet's one of Monet's early favorite, favorite girl. Monet, You've never lost the bet so bad. Monet was going on about how much she loved Irene Dubois. To be fair, her meet the queens was so funny. Her anxious look is really good. And she is from. I'm gonna say this right now, New York City, Queens. We are. We are great. The Seattle queens from Drag Race be. They be in Seattle be producing some top drag tier Drag Race queens. They be producing some top. We have Bendelacreme. We have Jinx Monsoon. We have Bosco. We have Robbie Turner. We have some Robbie Turner, but we have some amazing. Actually, Robbie Turner was even good on her. That was good on our season. So she was to See a Seattle queen leave so early. I was shook, shattered, and shorn.
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And she looked amazing. I mean, the face. And I loved her hair.
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I love her whole look.
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Her face was. Bitch. She looked so good. I was like, okay, she's. I was right. She's. She's one of my front runners. Like, she's gonna be great.
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She was also great in the workroom and in the confessional. She sneezes and goes, okay, somebody's wearing cheap perfume. Oh, wait, it's me. Lucky for her, that was her. The first. The first. She's the first girl there. Cause that really worked out.
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Yeah. Yeah, she strikes me as one. Cause she is so smart. And I think she does. She. You know, I like her. I think she may have had multiple things prepared. She seems like one of those queens, especially talking about Seattle queens. If I'm the first one, I'll say this. If I'm not, I'll say this. Maybe. Who knows?
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And then. So not much goes on until. Also, her look. I like her look. I think it's really campy and fun. I like her. I think she looks really cool.
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And I think the way that she describes her drag, she really encompassed what she wants, right? Like, she's just like, alien Southern, like, stamped like a Southern queen, but, like, with alien vibes and an alien aesthetic. I think she's nailing what she's selling to me.
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Part of me is like, I mean, we kind of have an alien queen, and she's kind of a big deal. Oh, my God, Monet. Do you even watch the show, Tamar? I'm gagged right now.
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You don't know who the.
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You don't know who the alien queen is. Monetized. The alien queen.
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Oh, Alaska.
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Oh, my God. You read it in the comments. I.
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No, I did not.
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Do you even watch Drag Race?
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Alaska is from Glamtron and stuff. But, I mean, I don't think. Does Alaska still build herself as the alien queen anymore? I don't think so.
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I mean, she does.
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She does.
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Yeah. The planet Glamtron from Glamtron.
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Okay, well, so there could only be one alien queen.
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We have, like, 89 comedy queens. I said what I said. I said what I said.
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So. So who is. Who is the comedy queen, then? How dare you try to sue Bianca's
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alien queen and comedy queen go in the same vibe. And also, if there is going to be a comedy queen, I think it's the one who hosted Standout on Netflix. I think it's the one.
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Or what about the one who sells out arenas around the world doing it. Doing their standout. What about her?
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Also me. I think it's that queen. I think it's the one with two Netflix. With not one Netflix. With two comedy specials under their belt. That's the one, honey. I think someone who's been doing stand up for 14 years. Honey, kick it. I can't get it. I can't get. Oh, I ate that. I ate that. Oh, my God.
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Moving on. Luxx Noir is the second queen to walk in. And I love this. It's giving. Remember that black? It looks like that black and white outfit you have.
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I actually was thinking that this looks like the outfit that I. That. That Domino made me. This I love. Let me say this I love. I'm so over. I'm so happy that someone finally put the word to it. Unstyled human hair wigs. I don't know why they got me put together.
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We're gonna get there.
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We're gonna get there.
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Because I literally wrote, this is a Bob the Drag Queen quote.
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Unstyled human hair wigs. I was like, okay. It is just.
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It's not unstyled, though. She didn't take it out the bag like this. She has put volume at the root, and she has straightened the hair. That is not unstyled.
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So I. If I add tracks to a wig, that's not styling it. That's adding tracks to a wig.
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And she styled it to. To. To flat iron it to straighten the hair. That is not unstyled. It's styled hair.
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I. I don't think the hair looks bad. I think the hair looks nice. But I said what I said. I'm glad someone finally put the words unstyled human, because. Because she. Because London. Not London. London looks. London was like, I'd rather wear this than what you're wearing. Talking about Irene. And I liked Irene's hair. I thought Irene's hair.
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I know. I said the same thing too. I said this. Like this, like this. First of all, the color was brilliant with those. That orange with those blonde highlights. And then the mullet of it all, I was like, she looks really good. So that read is not. But this. The big debacle is Lux walks in, she walks over to Irene, they talk, whatever. And she says, Irene says to her, oh, look at you. And you're. What is that, 22 inches? And Lux goes, Honey, it's 40 inches. And immediately I was like, absolutely. It is not 40 inches. That is not 40 inches of hair.
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And what I was getting at was like, okay, I want to like, first of all, I'm so mad that they did not, like, air them because I heard that someone I tweeted online, I can't believe they didn't measure the wig. And someone said, oh, no, we measured it, but they just didn't air it. I'm livid. I'm livid. Everyone is. First of all, can I just say this? It is ridiculous to be bragging about how long your hair is. It's. Is it just me? Is it just me that says, like, this is so stupid. Like, is it just me? That's like, this is dumb. No, it seems like, bitch. Okay, we can all buy long hair. Like, is it an achievement that you bought long hair?
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I think it is a social thing now with pop culture, and it's just a popular thing now. It's just a trend. Just like hip huggers were a thing, bell bottoms, flare jeans.
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But it's not even a new trend started. Do you know, do you even know that the origins of the popularity of measuring your hair, it was when T.S. madison got on vine and said, new, new weave.
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New. Yes, I remember.
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So now everyone's going, now we're like 100 inches, 18ft, 100 yards. Like that. That was literally like 10 years ago. Like, no one care. Like, not no one cares. But, like, it's not that much of a flex that you bought. Every girl in that show could or at least now can probably afford a 40 inch weave. Like, what's the flex?
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The flex, I think for her to say, bitch, I'm coming in. I'm in this sleek, fierce outfit and look at me in my. Because what is saying is expensive is that I have money, I have coins. That is what that.
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Get what it is. I get it.
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A 40 inch human wig just for y' all who may not know, a 40 inch human hair wig custom for you. It's probably running you about fifteen hundred dollars. Fifteen, sixteen hundred dollars. So it's like a whole flex to your whole bitch, I got money.
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I get it. I just don't think is. I just don't think it's that fierce to be like, my hair is so long and I paid so much money for it. But also maybe because I'm Southern and like, Southerners do not like, it's like Southerners do not brag about how much things cost. The only time as a Southerner you brag about how much of the cost is if it was really cheap. If you got something for an unbelievable price, you will brag about it. Whereas, like the city girls, you know how much? They're okay. Miami. Florida is not the South, Monet. Anyone from the south will tell you. The chat will tell you. Florida is not the South. Texas. Texas is not the South. Florida is Florida.
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Bob hates Lux. Confirmed.
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Wow, Bob.
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I did it on you.
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I don't. I actually love Lux's look. Lux looks amazing. I just don't get. I just don't think I'm into the. The. The. My hair is so long and you couldn't. It just seems. It doesn't seem like much of an achievement to me. Anyway, let's move on to the next look.
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Oh, wait, really quick. And I was gonna say her nude illusion. Cause we talking nude illusion is a very. You know. Her nude illusion is brilliant. It is very. It's perfectly matched to her. It looks very good. I'm very impressed.
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Yeah, her outfit is. Her whole look is amazing. She looks really, really, really good.
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Yeah.
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1-800-contacts. All right, let's move on. Aura Mayari. Girl. Girl. What, you don't like her look?
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I like her look, but. Bitch. She gave us a full production number coming into the workroom. She walked in, she started sweating. She's.
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I was like, bitch, if you are just walking in. Calm down. Aura. Yeah. First of all, shout out to stone. Yeah. I think that, that she. I actually don't love this look. I, I think she looks fine. Like it, it's. It looks like she's supposed to be wearing something underneath it. And her lace is a little. I think she's wearing black girl lace.
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I know. And you can see it so hard on the thing.
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I was like, ooh, girl.
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Which is so crazy because back in the day it was hard to find lace, our color. And now it's like, it's like she had to go and find a black girl lace. She's like, ooh, the black girl lace. I want that.
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Yeah.
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Also that black girl. The black girl lace is often harder than soft. But if you get the right one when I tell you that should be invisible. Yeah, that should be invisible. Invisible.
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Her was. Do you feel that aura? I bet you do.
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Yeah. I wasn't crazy about her entrance or her look, but she is the self proclaimed trade of the season.
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What I hate when people tell me that the trade of the season. We see you're hot, we see you beautiful. We're gonna, we're all gonna agree collectively. You don't need to tell us.
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And I'm.
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The trait of the season.
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To be honest. She's right.
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She is. It's so cringey. I mean, she is hot, but it's so cringey.
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There's nothing wrong with knowing you're hot and saying it. You do it all the time. You be sitting around. Have you ever seen anyone as beautiful as me in your life?
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Oh, for women can do it. Absolutely. It is okay for women to do it. But Ms. Aurora, out of dragon work and talking about some. Yeah, you know, I like, I like to do these and I like to do like very like bro y moves when I dance on stage too.
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No, I was thinking about that song, you don't know you're beautiful. So people are really liking people not knowing they're good looking. And I, I don't see that. I'm like, you know what? If you think you're hot, honestly live in that because you won't always look this way. You might one day be just wrinkled up and old and you're gonna wish you would look back and be like, you know what? I look really, really nice. I think back to that when I was younger, I was like, I didn't, I was like, I don't feel like I'm that good looking. Then I saw a picture, I was like, honestly, I looked amazing. And I wish I had had that fucking like va va voom about myself when I was, you know, blah, blah, blah.
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But anyway, I like a humble queen. That's why I liked you on season eight.
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I do not stand humbleness. I was humble, as I was saying, as a bit. I do not. When people say and stay humble, nigga, you stay humble, nigga, you say humble, bitch. Anyway, let's go on to Marcia. Marcia. Marcia, girl. What?
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Yes or no?
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Really?
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Entrance. Look, I just didn't like that it was. I mean. And we'll talk about it later. She flips it on the main stage when she did the thing. But they. She came in and she did her bit and then they tore her face when they cut to her confessional. I was hard pressed to find a difference in the drag face and the out of drag face. She better work.
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They're going to give Marcia a. Marcia's going to have a very hard time. Let me right now tell you.
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Right?
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Let me tell you. Marcia, if you're listening, I know you've already filmed the episode the season. But baby, if you're a queen who's not known for wearing a lot of makeup, I don't care if you come out painted like got Mick, they will never let you live that down. This is for the rest of your life. Can wear Monet, can wear a wig almost as long as Lux Noir's 40 inch wig. She will always be the kitty cat wig girl.
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Always.
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Kim Chi could fucking sprint a mile in 12 inch bumps. She will never be the walking queen. And I don't care how painted I am, I will always be the queen with busted makeup. This is just. This is part of who you are for the rest of your life. Marshall. So sorry to tell you. And I don't love the outfit. I kind of. This might be problematic to say, but I'm kind of glad that Michelle was like, so no one's gonna wear body. So no one. So none of the young skinny queens wear. Okay. Oh, okay. Cause you know, I mean, I can't.
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It's a trend.
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I mean, there's a certain visual. And in my mind it does work with like, there's something about Naomi doing it. Naomi knows how to dress for it too.
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Exactly.
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Naomi knows what to wear so that it doesn't.
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And Naomi still wears a cloth corset. Naomi is. Is the thinnest, skinniest supermodel in the world. She will still wear a corset. And. And do wear things in a way to make her body still give you va, va, voom. Like, lines, you know?
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Yeah, I. I'm. I'm not into. I'm not into her shape in this. I. I just kind of enjoy the campiness of this. But, yeah, visually, she's not particularly stunning.
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Yeah, I would agree.
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Okay. I love.
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And her line. Her line was she had her. Her hair over her face. She flips it over and goes, ow, my nose. Which is a callback to a Brady Bunch scene when Peter threw the ball at the football at Marcia's nose. It didn't hurt. Broke her nose or whatever.
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I love Anetra. I love this queen. I think she's. She looks like, bang a little bit and Boosie Lafaris rolled into one. I just think she's great. I like her entrance line. What? She's funny. She's very talented. She looks good. She's really unique. I can't like it. Even though we did kind of like her, we just liken her in the face. Her actual face, not her drag face, but her actual human face, looked kind of like these two drag queens we know. But her style doesn't call back to anyone that I know of. I'm really into Anitra.
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I like Anitra, too. I like this look. I like that they ask her, wait, why didn't you have a. So I think Irene was like, so you didn't even have, like, a wig under there? She's like, no, I'm broke. And I. She probably wasn't serious. I thought it was, like, a funny joke. She seems like she can think fast enough on her feet, and I like it. I like her. I don't know how far I see Anitra going and, like, just the. Like, how and how we normally see, like, just because you win, she'll go very far.
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I really think she'll be far. Yeah. I think Anitra will be top five for sure. For sure.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I feel like I see at least, like, a little after the middle. Like, maybe, like, you know, like seven or. Or six.
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But I also. I love the juxtaposition of being like, my wig is 40 inches, and her being like, bitch, I can't afford a wig. See, that's. To me, that's relatable content, in my opinion. In my opinion. It's my opinion. And she made her.
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She made her own outfit as well, which is very impressive.
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She called herself a stunt queen, and she proved it. She Bitch. She did not tell a lie because she is a Stunt queen.
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We'll talk about that later. Because I have. I was. There's something that's really funny to me about her.
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So. Malaysia Baby Doll Fox. This. This is a Florida name. If I ever heard a Florida name. Malaysia Baby Doll Fox. Dupree Balenciaga. This name. I'm just here to fox shit up. I love that line. That is a very funny line to
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me, and it's a callback to you. If y' all remember that song. What group was it? What does the Fox say?
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It was just one person. I don't. I don't think that this is a call to that.
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She says a line in it. Like, she says something about it she likes.
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She says. She said, what does the fox. She said, I'm here to fox shit up. And then someone else said, what does the Fox say? A different her. No, that was someone else.
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Oh, work. She's giving me. What's his name? Like an orange Tails from Sonic.
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Oh, she does kind of like tails. Yeah. I love this look. She. This is one. This is one of my favorite looks, for sure. She looks stunning. She looks very good.
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The white shoes.
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She wouldn't drag for four. You don't like the white shoes? I think it matches the. It matches the feathers.
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I get that it matches. But the shoes should not have been white. It's giving Church girl is giving Church girl with the white shoes.
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I like it. I wear white shoes. With my promo look of season eight of RuPaul's Drag Race, a white shoe is the sign of a Winnebag.
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I think that's different because you. Because the era you were evoking, that made sense. This having a white shoe. This outfit did not. And black stockings. No.
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I will say this. I don't know how big her foot is, but, baby, I learned this in life. If you have a fucking Bigfoot, a white shoe just makes you look like you're wearing concrete slappers, bitch. You have pavement powders. You have brick crushers, honey. You have brick breakers. Like, white shoes make your feet look so big. So big. Anyway, she's a makeup artist for City Girls and Trina.
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City Girls. I know. I was like, come on, girl. She said, I'm a celebrity, and I'm a celebrity. And hair. Wait, a celebrity makeup? Well, how you say the term?
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Hairstylist? A stylist, a makeup artist. A mua.
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Yeah, a celebrity makeup and hairstylist. I don't know what. I just had a brain. Not a fart, bitch. Brain, diarrhea.
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Brain diarrhea. You had a brain Shark. Let's go to Princess Poppy. I'm homophobic is a very funny line, but I think she should have done it as a shirt. She should have walked in with a shirt that said, I'm a homo. And, I mean, she already has a dress. Just fucking bitch. Make a new one. Because this dress is not cute.
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I agree. And something about that bothers me, too. I feel like she should. I mean, in her original thing, it should have been, I'm a homo phobe, or. But saying, I'm homo phobic.
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No, that works. I'm homo. What are you. What are you? Homo? What are you? Homo? No, homo. I'm homo. But also. But I think you're right. I'm a homophobe also works as well. But I do think that would have been funny if she would have had it in big words on her shirt and then turned around and said, I'm homophobic, because this look is. This is not a cute look. It is also very weird hearing the girls talk about going viral when we know that the fucking. The Spice Girls are sitting around the corner being like, oh, you think you're a viral bitch? Because they are the. They are the second most followed drag queens on. I mean, they're kind of splitting it between two.
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Are they.
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Is it cheating?
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But they're one account.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I don't think so.
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They're the second most followed drag queens on the talk.
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Yeah. Plastique. Tiara is. Plastique is at, like, 12 million now or something like that.
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Yeah. But I do not love this look, and I wish that the line was a. Was written on the dress.
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Is she, like, an artist or something? Is she, like, a painter? Is that, like, is she. Is she, like, referencing herself with this? Like, I don't understand why. Why paint? Like, why a painter?
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I do not know. I do not know. I do not know. In walks Sasha Kobe. Oh, sorry.
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Go ahead. No, no, we can go ahead. Yeah. Sasha Colby's next.
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In walks Sasha Kobe, who looks absolutely stunning. Absolutely stunning. I'm also just really moved that she. That she. That she. That she. I don't know. It's a really simple thing with, like, she said aloha. It's really. It's giving Kanaka. My. Who is giving. Like, it's really fierce. I don't even know if she is Kanaka, but I. Or, you know, indigenous Hawaiian. But I know she's from Hawaii.
C
I will say Sasha. Sasha is Kobe's nude illusion and everything she's worn so far in this first episode. And it's so well done. Like in. Talk about it later in, like, the. The talent show thing. Like, she had, like, a little piece of nude going from the. From the top of her ass to her to the middle of her back. And I had to, like, freeze the thing and, like, try to get to see. I was like, is that Nudeloo? It's just so well done. And it's only something. Not only something that can be done by a seasoned professional, but someone who's obviously done drag for a long time and know exactly how to integrate nude illusion into their outfits so that you don't even know that they have the illusion on. It's. It's kind of crazy. Yeah.
B
She's obviously had a lot of time to perfect her craft. She walks in and just has one word. Period.
C
Period.
B
Period. Great interest line.
C
Yeah. I think she looks great.
B
And also.
C
Was that a bone?
B
Yes, a bone. Yeah. They were screaming like she was the celebrity gu. Celebrity judge.
C
I know, I know.
B
They were screaming like. Like she was the celebrity. I said, oh, okay. Okay.
C
Yeah, good for her.
B
Of all the. Of all the celebrity entrances, I think that Ariana Grande was my favorite one.
C
Of all of the celebrity guest judge entrances.
B
Yeah. I'm thinking the only ones that were big were Lady Gaga, who walked in and acted like a drag queen, and then Ariana Grande.
C
What did Nikki do to Miley Cyrus?
B
But they just walked in, right?
C
No, Miley Cyrus came in, like, the workroom, right? Nikki didn't. Nicki just came on stage.
B
I don't remember what. What? Miley Cyrus.
C
I remember Miley was like, part. She was like, oh, yeah, I was part of the crew. That's what it was.
B
This was my favorite. This was my favorite one. But I also love that some folks are like, is it. Is it Viv? Not for a second did y' all think that tiny, tiny, 5 foot 3 person was vivacious. Literally. Not for a second.
C
I couldn't tell. I couldn't tell. I did. I thought that maybe like, with, like, camera angles.
B
How.
C
I was. I was like.
B
I was like, bitch.
C
My face just lost. She got small. Like, she got. I just. I just lost. No, lost.
B
Wet. Lost.
C
What? Like, I was not thinking.
B
She lost what? What I say.
C
I think she may have lost the drive to not come back on show, to stay.
B
Lost. What? Lost.
C
What?
B
Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Wow. Monday. You hate other Caribbean people. You hate other Caribbean people. Anyone else from the Caribbean? You've been so mean and nasty. You've been so mean and nasty. Because she's a real Jamaican. She's a. Like, you're a fake.
C
When Ariana Greg, when Ariana Grande came out, it was really gaggy. I thought it was very well done, and I was not expecting it. And she's great.
B
So Ru walks into the workroom and did you clock that? When Ru walked in, Sasha walked over like a baby and said, mama, No,
C
I didn't see that.
B
That shit. I don't know why that took me out so much. I had to rewind it like, three times. She walked over there, she goes, mama, I don't know. That is so little. I don't think anyone else clocked it besides me, but that shit was so. I'm not a person who clips it. Someone needs to meme that. Someone needs to meme her going, mama, Mama. That's.
C
We miss so Malaysia, Irene and Aurora, they were all, like, commiserating about, like, the amount of baby queens. Because Marcia, she did drag for a year in the Pandemic, and she did it for a year in New York City. Then Luxx only be doing it for, like, two years. And, like, Malaysia is like, like, these, like, fucking baby queens out here, like, doing it for a year and two years, bitch. I'm here almost, like, at a decade. This other bitches were here for Sasha for, like, two decades. And then Irene says this line, these young bitches can sit here thinking, wearing human hair, unstyled wigs is good enough to get into here. And I was like, bitch, that is a Bob the Drag Queen talking point.
B
Well, the funny thing is, though, they're. They're all quite young, with the exception of Sasha, who I think is in her late 30s or maybe early 40s. They're all young. They're all very young. Isn't that kind of hilarious?
C
Drag, I think. No, I think Malaysia, the construction.
B
Malaysia's like 30. They're like 33.
C
Yeah, but I'm saying. But they've been doing drag for a long time. When they say young, I don't think they mean in age. I think they mean, like, how long you been doing drag for?
B
I see that. I see that. But honestly, that line was me and you clocked together. That spoke to me. I tweeted, I said, hashtag, unstyled human hair wigs. Literally tweeted out. And London subtweeted and said, well, it is technically straight is technically a style.
C
I was like, that's what I'm saying. It is styled.
B
Okay, okay.
C
Now I will say there is a difference between Luxx and Marsha. No shade. Marsha looked like she went in her bag and pulled that wig out. And Luxx looked like her shit was styled like it was flat iron. And it was like. It was like it was waxed at the roots to keep it out of her face. Marcia's look like it was because every time the camera cuts in, Marcia, her wig was giving you.
B
But see, it's so weird to me that, because, like, I mean, I don't think you wear wigs like that. Your. Your wigs are always out. I mean, it doesn't matter. I don't want to harp too long on this, but I. I thought that. I thought it was the read of the episode. It was the read. It was the episode.
C
For sure. For sure.
B
I agree. And now, girl, every. Everybody gets $200,000, honey. Everyone. You want 200k? You want 200k? How about you? You want. Who wants 200k? Everybody. This is rude for everyone. Let's say that.
C
I know, I know, girl. $200,000. I said, they better work. They better work. They better work. Shall we go one?
B
So I was. A little bit of this. I don't know. If Lux doesn't win, it is going to be very embarrassing because they keep airing clip after clip of her being like, and I'm going to win. Well, I'm not going like. They just keep airing her saying she's gonna win, like, over and over again. I was like, if she doesn't win, this is gonna be very. Either they're airing it over and over again because she's gonna win, or over and over again because when she falls, she's gonna fall hard. I don't know which one it is. They also aired Acting is the latter. I know that when I. When I was on the show at one point, I would do a couple things where I would say something like, really? Like, I'm gonna win, honey. I'm gonna fucking win Miss Thing. And then the producers would be like, can you say something?
C
Can you say something else?
B
Or they'd be like, what did you think? What did you. When you were lip syncing against Derek, were you nervous? I was like, no. And they were like, well, can you give us something? And I was like, well, I don't want to go home. And I think they, like, aired that or something.
C
You know what I mean? They go outside to do so for their photo shoot. They're doing the first ever photo shoot they did on Draggers in season one. And they have to go outside and they're playing in these water, bitch. I can tell you I have filmed at this studio lot they're at. It's in the summer. They filmed this right before we did All Stars 7. It was so fucking hot in LA. Like, it's so hot walking from the cars to the soundstage, you start sweating. So I cannot imagine being outside for however long, but you do have the comfort of getting sprayed with water to cool yourself down. But I'm like, it is so hot. I would be so annoyed that.
B
I mean. Yeah, no, but, but. But at least you're getting. But at least you're getting wet. At least they're hosing you down. You know what I mean?
C
Yeah.
B
I thought that Irene and Marsha both
C
looked really good, Marcia. You think so?
B
No, no, sorry. No. I wrote, marsha's having a hard time.
C
Never mind.
B
I wrote, marsha's having a hard time. Yeah, Irene looks good.
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
I do not think there's any chance that was actually Marsha's best picture. But also, if. If the best picture wasn, why, then at least use. I. I agree. If. If her best picture isn't going to be good enough, then at least give us a funny picture.
C
You know, it's giving Top Model. Remember Top Model? Like, you would. They would show the. The episode of the girl filming, and then they would cut to her. Her. Her episode. Her.
B
This is your best photo.
C
Sh's like, yeah. And it's like, no way.
B
They're all. They're all getting. They're all getting out of Dragon. And. And they. They're all like, you know, responding to drag. And they're like, Marsha goes, oh, my God, Irene looks so different. I'm like, she does not. She looks. I mean, she looks.
C
She doesn't look like said that.
B
No, no. Marsha said, Irene looks. Irene, you look so different. And then Lux said that, and I was like, she doesn't look that different. Like, I can tell which one she is. But then they started going in. In on Marsha and her wispy lashes. They are giving this girl the business. They are giving this girl the business. I feel. But I've been in her shoes. I feel bad for this girl. I feel bad for this girl about her makeup.
A
She.
B
She's not going to live this down.
C
I know, I know. Like her little wispy. And again, yeah, I. But I mean, it is what it is. And she. She's chosen this. Nobody made her do this type of makeup. Nobody made her choose.
B
Maybe it's like, maybe this is what her skill set is. Maybe this is the most she can muster with her hands.
C
Well, you know when you only do drag for a year and you get on Drag Race. Sorry, but that's what it is. You know what I mean? Like, you don't have time to marinate and. And really evolve. Like, she chose this.
B
Do you think Irene's being too cunty? Everyone's like, like, I think, are we split also, come sign off in the chat. Are we split? Is Irene being too cunty? Or is she like. Or is this kind of like, I love Irene. I love Irene. Irene's. Irene said, most drag queens think being country is hilarious. And she's right. We do.
C
She's right.
B
I. Drag is. Is. I mean, I will say Katya said something one time I made. So I said all the time. Irene's. Katya said, ever since Drag Race, people think drag queen's supposed to be rich and nice, and we're. And drag queens are typically poor and mean. Y' all think drag queen supposed to be rich in knife who Bitch, You've never been to a fucking club. Drag queens are poor and mean.
C
I agree. I'm very upset that she went home because Irene is behaving like how all of us do when we get together. This is when Bob, myself, Kimchi, Naomi, Trixie, Beyond. This is how we behave when we're just all hanging out, like, doing little reads. Bob won't start cracking jokes on everybody. Kim just called me, told me that my mother died. Like, like, that's just how, like, drag queens are. Like, so I really enjoy Irene. I like it.
B
I agree. Well, I hope you got your feel. You better enjoy her on Instagram.
C
I know, I know.
B
Also, imagine being in the group. They didn't meet Ariana Grande. Imagine. Imagine.
C
So Ruth tells them that they have to start getting the. This opening number done for this talent show, and then we get to meet the next batch of queens. But they clean up the workroom. So the new queens coming in have no idea that eight have already been introduced.
B
And I want to talk about the rehearsal drama, which was Marcia versus Aura and Aura or a top the shit out of Marcia. She was like, bitch, back down, bitch. But she said, I'm the alpha twink. Bitch, back the fuck down. I will be. And Marcia gave up. Marcia gave up her position, honey.
C
Well, you know, here's the thing. Like, when they were, like, Ruth said, they had to, like, you know, choreograph it and stuff themselves the way I would have pushed it on Sasha Colby, I'm like, sasha should do it. I was like, let Sasha do it. Like, I Have no desire. Like the way the queens want to assert themselves as, like, the leader on the first episode. When I tell you I have no desire to do that, I don't think it's just so unimportant to me. And when I see, like, new queens on new seasons doing that, I'm like, it really doesn't fucking matter. It really does not.
B
You don't get points for it. You don't get points for choreographing. You just get it can only ever come to bite you in the end. That's all it could ever do.
C
Literally. That's what I'm saying. Even if everyone is amazing, you don't get an extra prize or you won't win just because of that. So it doesn't matter.
B
Yeah, I agree.
C
Yeah.
B
So let's go into this new group of girls. I'm so glad they didn't split it up over two episodes. I love the way they did this. I love the way they did this. Selena Estates. Is this the meeting Is this the meeting for the Itty Bitty Titty Committee? Because they're here.
C
Itty Bitty S City Committee.
B
Itty Bitty S City Committee because they're here. She's giving me some Brita filled. Some Brita filter energy, which I did not because I've never actually seen Selena City's life. She has a lot of energy, but I'm also into her. Like, I can see how this kind of queen could be really big and on the scene.
C
Yeah, I like Selena a lot. I think going to her shows, her shows going. When I go to her shows here in la, they remind me of all New York City shows. I think she's very funny.
B
That's how I felt about when I. That's how I felt about seeing Britain Filter too. If you ever saw. If you ever seen one of Brita Filter shows in New York City, she's brittle. Puts on a fucking brittle. One of those cases where I was like, I don't know what's going on. The way people are receiving her because that's not how she's received back home because people just fucking like, we love Brita Filter in New York City and Selena Azidi's, In a. In a very good way is giving Brita filter energy. Um, but I. I think she's great. I really enjoy her vibe. Um, this look is not everything. It could be better. But. But. But according to Monet. But by Monet's rules, she didn't make it herself.
C
So there's points I do give for when a queen makes something herself, I do give extra points, but I would agree on the whole. I think there were a few things that, yes, I would do differently.
B
What's on her own. Go ahead.
C
I would have done differently if I was her. But overall, I like that she's leaning into her, like, over her aesthetic and what her. What she wants her brand to be, which is like chola hood bitch. You know what I mean?
B
I wish she would have just worn. I wish she would have just worn an A shirt underneath, like a. Like a tank top or a. A spouse hitter tank top underneath.
C
But she wanted to show the tattoos, then make.
B
I don't know. I don't like this. I don't like it. I don't like it.
C
Yeah. And I know she didn't want to. She probably didn't want to do pants, but I think there was a way she could have made that into pants to sell those.
B
He wanted to feminize it, starting with being we like it, then ripping it to shreds. I like it. But also, honestly, the bodysuit is disgusting. The skirt looks like barf. The wig is trash. The shoes are garbage. I like the wig not starting off being like, it's amazing. But it were like, honestly, it's kill yourself. It's a piece of garbage.
C
But I love her energy. I thought she's funny. And I love the shoes. You know, as a.
B
As a big.
C
As a big. As a bitch with big ass feet that can never find shoes. I have a lot of hair. That's. Cause I just buy. Anytime I see shoes that I fit me, I buy them. I make it work later. I like that this is a look from head to toe. Like, she thought about the shoes. They weren't just a fucking pleaser. Black pump. And she's like, ooh, the look. Like, it all makes sense with her look.
B
So you think she's a big bitch. Got it. Let's go to.
C
I gave her some shoes. I know I gave Selena some shoes for Drag Race, but they were too big for her.
B
Yeah, she was swimming. She said, I need Uber, not Uber xl. So let's go into Amethyst. Amethyst is an interesting queen. She seemed like a good time gal. Like, she'd be fun to hang out with, but I don't know that the Drag Race life is for Amethyst. Like, as soon as you walked in, I was like, it's not gonna. It's not. It's. She's gonna get eight up here. If she would have stayed any longer, she would have got eight up. But she also fully looks like a McLovin out of drag. Fully looks like McLovin.
C
Google McLovin from Pineapple Express.
B
I don't know what it is.
C
Pulling dynamite super bad. Yeah, I know what he's talking about. Yeah, I met this queen, but I don't know where I met her before when I saw her.
B
Probably Connecticut. Everybody's from Connecticut. Probably in fucking Bridgeport, Connecticut.
C
Dixie, Dixie. Dixie. Dixie Cartwright.
B
Dixie Normous.
C
That show. Maybe I never met her when I did the Dixie Normous show, like, years ago.
B
No, girl, she'd been doing drag for three. Oh, no. I can't remember. Was she one of the two Minute Queens or one. No, she was. Because the construction worker was like, you've been. We'll get to Lucy.
C
We'll get to Lucy.
B
But I have a lot of thoughts about Lucy. A lot of thoughts about Lucy. It's also really weird to hear all these. It's so sad to hear these queens talking about how they went viral with their little 8 million views. Because these fucking little demon twinks are about to walk in the room and be like, we are the problem, bitch. Sit down. It's.
C
I know she's the second queen. She'll be like, I'm so happy. She's like, I'm so happy that I'm the first queen queen to come over here and be like a viral tik tok star. I'm like, first of all, that's such a bold thing to say when you. You haven't met everyone yet.
B
Let's go on to the next queen we have who is Jax. I do not like this look terrible. I spell J. I also part of me is like. It's like when you sit down and you, like, think of your interest line. And the line is make room for the MVP spelled J A. That's what you came.
C
And then she walked in and Selena and them were like, yes, it's giving clovers. I'm like, it's giving no verse. Because every. Besides her talent, which we're going to talk about later, every time in the Meet the Queens, her promo, the hair is always a disconnect. Like, it's like she hasn't. Like, how does this hair make sense with this cheerleading outfit?
B
Yeah, I did not like this outfit at all. I is also. Can I say something? This might be problematic. She's. Because she says, I'm half Puerto Rican, half black. Puerto Rican is not. That's like saying, I'm half Canadian, half black is like, you can't Be half a country. Like, I'm half American, half Canadian. What? What? Mexican is also not a race. There are indigenous people in Mexico, and a lot of Mexicans are indigenous, slash Spaniard, but you can't be Mexican as a race. And then there are indigenous people in Mexico. So a lot of the brownness in Mexico is indigenous.
C
But a lot of Puerto Ricans do, like, they. Even though it's not a race, they identify as. Oh, yeah. So it is a thing in, you know, for different folk.
B
It's like the Dominicans who be saying they're not. Who be saying they're not black.
C
They're Dominican and they're blacker than me and you.
B
Yeah, okay.
C
Oh, oh, okay.
B
Anyway, it's just something that always gets people like, I'm actually half French, half German. Bitch, French is not a race. French is not a race. That's not. That's a country.
C
But yeah, I mean, also, like, when white people be like, you know, I'm mixed, right? I'm like, oh, what are you? I'm French and German and.
B
And it's like you say you white and white and white. Okay, interesting. Anyway, but I mean, but she might be indigenous Puerto Rican, which I don't know the name for indigenous Puerto Rican. You know what I mean?
C
Atonio, something like that. I mean, can someone help me?
B
That just.
C
That just came to Taino. Taino. Tainos. Tainos.
B
Yeah. So she. Maybe she's half Taino, half black. Okay, so let's. I don't have any more notes about her.
C
Yeah, it's just the hair I did. I was not feeling the hair. I was not, not, not feeling the hair. Let's go to Lucy Laduca. She walks in with this big blonde hair. She's talking to. She's the queen of bodies. She says, oh, loosey, you've got some slaying to do.
B
I like the interest line is great. And her look is fine. Her look is fine.
C
She looks pretty good. Yeah, I think she does look good. It's thought about from head to toe. The shoes match and not just like a thing I do. Anytime someone wears, like, garters and a spats, I'm like, I wish it was integrated a little bit more, but that's just me. But I think she does look good overall.
B
Sorry. The comment, the chat is, I have my head on the space bar.
C
What am I saying?
B
I have my head on the space bar. And so my pinky is, like, in front of the camera. And someone just said, bob's pinky. I don't know why that looks like. It looks like this. I was just like. Anyway, sorry. Yeah. Her boobs are huge.
C
Are they? I didn't notice her.
B
I was like, this has some huge knockers. What I want to say is this. I love her voice. I am obsessed with her voice. I wish. This bitch sounds like a, a cisgendered woman. Like her cisgender woman. Her voice is her voice. I cannot believe. But then when she gets out of drag, that's, that's just her voice. That's just how she talks. I was like, oh my God. So you see this bitch, this like butch motherfucker in tattoos and she's like, guys, I literally can't even that that. I don't know why her voice is throwing me so much, but I am obsessed with her voice. I'm obsessed, obsessed with her voice.
C
When she said she had man hands, I felt so seen y'.
A
All.
C
I don't care what I do to my hands. I have put my hands, I have sent them to a wood chipper to sign them down. My hands, I just have rough man hands. So when she said I have man, I was like, bitch, I feel so seen. I felt so seen.
B
By Lucy can confirm holding Monet's hand does feel like holding one of those little leather bound Bibles. That is true.
C
My shit is just right and heavy
B
like a big, like a King James, you know what I mean?
C
Not, not the niv.
B
The King, not the New Testament. The King James, honey. Right, Honey, if Monet gives you a hand out, your going to be smooth as hell. When she.
C
Oh, I'm taking it off when I'm done. I'm taking it with me.
B
Anyway, I just want to go on about her voice. I, I love. And she looks, she kind of looks like a super sized Ms. Cracker a little bit.
C
To be honest. Ms. You will love her. Ms. Cracker. You don't love her.
B
This is probably my second favorite. Okay, let's go to Mistress Isabel Brooks. Mistress Violet. This, this look is the way she walked in. It was giving like. It was giving like, bitch, I'm motherfucking here, bitch. It was so good. Her like her fucking body taking up the whole fucking door. The big hair, the fucking train, the sleeves. She looks so good. I love her portion. I love her talking head. And I don't y', all, this bitch is big. Wearing that little heel is probably a fucking chore.
C
Leave this bitch's shoes alone, y'.
B
All. Y'. All. Can y' all be so crazy. Like how come this big ass queen ain't wearing an 18 inch because she's big. Leave this bitch alone.
C
She. Her entrance line was, don't be fooled. The camera adds 10 pounds. And I thought it was good. I love my.
B
I wish her line would have been, don't be fooled. The camera adds 10 pounds. I ate, like, five cameras backstage. That would have been really funny.
C
Okay, okay, Bob. It's an entrance line, not an entrance book. That is quintessential Bob. Don't be fooled. The camera adds 10 pounds. I mean, I ate five yesterday. I might have two tomorrow, but I'll give you one.
B
The Runway. When I walked in, I literally didn't say anything.
C
Okay?
B
So it's not Quintus Jabab to walk in and say a million things. I walked in and I said, well, and they cut my.
C
Well.
B
But also, that's not. The people walk in and go, mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the one who will slay them all? Is it me? Is it you? Come on, pick me, Mama Roo. Like, Jesus Christ. You know, girls be doing that shit. Also, she went up to Selena's titties and said, you're giving Selena Quintanera. Which I was like, how? Because she looks Mexican. Like, nothing about Selena. Estee's looks was giving Selena quinting yet. Except that she looked Mexican.
C
No, but she's giving the brother. I mean, she's giving. She's giving the guy in the movie. I. I understand.
B
Who goes out doing anything for Selena's.
C
Yeah. No, her brother with the tattoo, I think. I think she was evoking that.
B
She said you're. She didn't say you're giving a character from the movie Selena. She said, you're giving Selena Quintanera. Which I don't like how Selena has never looked like that ever in her life once.
C
M just means just Chicano. Just like.
B
She meant you look Mexican. She meant you look Mexican. She meant you look Mexican. And, you know, that's what she meant. And I'm probably saying her. Selena. I know. I'm saying Selena's last name wrong. Selena. Is it not Quintania. I said,
C
oh, my God. Race problematic. Bob cancelled.
B
Bob canceled. But. But anyway, she was basically being like, you look Mexican.
C
Yeah. I mean. And I mean. But here's the thing. I love it. She's like, you know, you're looking Selena. And I'll be. I'll be Yo. Yolanda.
B
Yolanda. That was funny.
C
I love how cunty Mistress is. I love Mistress's energy. I love Irene's energy. Like, I Want this in my drag race. I love this.
B
I agree. Let's move on to Robin, honey. Robin, fierce mirror on the wall, who's the faces of them all? Hickory dickory, dickory, doc. I'm the queen that you can't clock. Clock strikes five, I am alive. Come on, rude, give me the prize. I know. We're going to give everyone the real tea. Robin, right?
C
Absolutely.
B
First of all, can I just say this? Robin. Okay, for me, what? Robin's the trait of the season. Robin is hot. When I heard that Amethyst was hit with Robin, I was like, lucky Amethyst. Cause Robin is. Robin is hot to me.
C
I love Robin's fucking look. Robin walked in, and I said I would wear this entire outfit. I love this entire thing. I love the color. I love how it looks on her body. I love the hair to go with it. I think Robin looks very, very, very good. Robin's not my type, as you know. I need. I need. I need. I need a sturdier person to handle all of this. So this is not what I would go for. I like him a little wispy, you know?
B
I like him a little wispy. So I was like, bring your little frail. Robin. Bring your frail ass over here, honey. We can make the Patreon membership free.
C
I think. I think when Ru. This Robin is the fourth Connecticut Queen. I think Ru is trying to give us some subliminals about what the next franchise is going to be, okay? Because this is another Connecticut Queen, okay?
B
I am gagged that this bitch walked in here with this duct tape on her head.
C
I thought it was stones. I thought because the way where Bob and I were sitting at the viewing party, we were, like, a little off from the screen. So in watching it, I was like, oh, work, bitch. She put stones in on her scalp. That's Ferris, bitch.
B
No, girl, it was the glow from the duct tape. I was like, this is cr. You could not. Once you saw. You could not. It's all you could see.
C
Her shiny ass, scalp, and mistress clocked it. Bitch. I said bitch. It's better work.
B
What do you think of Robin and Amethyst, like, hooking up? That's kind of, like, wild. Have we ever had that on the show? Like, pre hookup before the show?
C
I don't know. I don't think so. Not that they've said it anyway. That we don't.
B
Anyway, Robin looks really good.
C
A horrendous.
B
Oh, that's right. Yeah. We're talking about. Also, can we please start calling it Drag Race? America. I really think we should call it Drag Race America, but I'm just petitioning for that. We don't have to all do it. And then the first. For the first time ever, two people walk in this workroom together. It is Sugar and Spice. And they do all. They have a whole. They have a whole play, girl.
C
They said it. They have. They say they have bits on bits on bits on bits. Everything they do. They say we have a bit of. Literally, we only talk in bits. Like, that's how they communicate. And they walk in together. Two things, one, like, on one mind. I'm like, I guess since we're the first ones ever. And we're like, so. We're so intertwined. We're so into middle and our drag. Like, I get why they walk in together, but I would want my own entrance. I would want my own entrance, but I do recognize how fierce it is that this would probably never happen again.
B
Well, they also. They are also, like. These two are a. Like, I didn't. I never watched a Disney show, but they're. They're a Disney show.
C
Like Zack and Cody.
B
Wait, doesn't look like the toy store Spice. That was my line. Oh, whatever. Like it. And when it cut to Mrs. Isabelle Brooks and she was like, they're like, ooh, hi, everyone. I'm. Oh, he's right behind me, isn't he? Oh, no. Like, they are very. The queens will be like, izzy, I can't stand Spice. She's a meanie. Oh, she's right behind me, isn't she? Oh, no, bitch.
C
I think this is Zach and Dylan Sprouse girl. I mean, this is Corey and Dylan Sprouse girl.
B
This is Luke and Ness, Lucas and Ness from smash. They're getting dragged in the Pyra and Mike, Daisy and Peach girl. When also Mistress Isabel Brooks just was like, I don't like these bitches. She was like. She spent the entire two hour episode being like, fuck these bitches. I don't like these bitches. It was giving me Bowser versus Peach and Daisy. I was like, this is crazy.
C
I love it. I love it. I fucking love it. I love Mistress. What Mishra is giving. She is fucking reading up. Selena is like, Selena is coming at them too. Selena's like, so y'. All. So, So y' all just do everything. Y' all just talk and do this and finish at the 70s all the time. Like, y' all don't ever shut up. Like, damn.
B
I was like, oh, my God, they're getting the annoying edit. And as someone who also Got the annoying edit on my season. I sympathize with them because a lot of folks are like, these bitches are annoying. These bitches are annoying. That's what, like, everyone in the workroom is saying. But I will say that they're very honest. They're like, yeah, we don't really go out. They're not. They're not delusional. Yeah, they're not delusional.
C
They're not. And I like. And I like how they'll ask everyone. They're like, so who knew us from TikTok? And Amethyst was like, right away, she's like, me. Like, Amethyst is like, fangirling a little bit. And Mistress was like, mistress. And Selena, like, no, we don't. But Mistress, in her talking head, she was like, I knew who they were. I was gonna give them the satisfaction of saying that. I did.
B
I was like, bitch work.
C
I love it.
B
Yeah, it was. It was. But also, they're just kind of like. They seem very. They seem more aware than they're putting on. You know what I mean? They're like, yeah, we don't. We don't leave our house. We've never performed anywhere. We're new to town. We do drag in our bedroom.
C
Yeah, they've only performed twice before. And here's the thing, okay? So they are. They're billed as LA Queens, but they're from Long Island. And so I'm like, why would you not say, like, why do you want. Imagine if you and me moved to LA a year ago and we got on Drag Race, and my thing would say Los Angeles. I would still want mine to say New York. I would not want it to say Los Angeles.
B
When you went back for All Stars, it said la. Did you know that?
C
Did it? No, it did not. Yes, it did. No, it did not. It did not. First of all, when we came back, they don't even have a city.
B
It said Los Angeles, California.
C
No, it did not. Bob, you're lying.
B
And underneath, it said, at her. It said, at her request.
C
Okay, now I know he's definitely doing a thing. I hate you so much. Did not.
B
It said LA Queen. No, I'd be like, I need to. I don't want to be no shade LA Queens, but I really. I just am a New York City queen. You know what I mean?
C
Yeah. And I. And they've never been a queen from Long Island. Why not? Why not want to be the first one? Just say that. Yeah, we're from Long Island. Like, what's wrong with that?
B
So Maybe they don't want to rep Long Island. They're like, girl, it's Long Island, Honey, it's Long Island. Who cares? They said they did say they're from Long Island. They didn't say, I'm not from. They said, we're from Long island, but we just moved to la. They're very honest, which, honestly is referring. They don't seem fake and phony. They seem like the only thing fake about them is the Persona they're doing, which they have acknowledged is fake.
C
Yeah. I will say this, though, out of the two, and I mean, we're judging everyone. We're like stacking queens against each other. I like Spice a lot. I like Spice's vibe. Spice aesthetic. I think Spice is a bit better with their makeup and aesthetically, like Spike's hair and stuff. I think Spice is, for me, my preferred twin, you know, who hates sugar.
B
Diabetic. I'm kidding.
C
So
B
let's go. So in the mini challenge. In the mini challenge, what ends up happening is they recreate the season two where the girls. Where Sahara, Davenport Lash was giving a. And where. What's her names? What's the Irish. The Scottish queen's name.
C
The Scottish Queen.
B
Morgan McMichael's wig flew off her head.
C
She's a Scottish queen. Scottish queen, bitch.
B
She's Scottish.
C
I know, but okay, she's like, born
B
and raised in Scotland. Is she? Yeah.
C
Bitch, you better put some respect on your New York City daughter. You better put some respect on Rose's fucking name. How dare you, bitch.
B
Rose.
C
How dare you. Rose is literally from Texas. No, Rose lived in Scotland.
B
Rose is fourth generation American. Talking about something. Yeah, Tiddly Ty. That's Irish. Oh, don't you love there? You scorch your Queen of Scots. Honestly, I could listen to Lawrence Chaney talk literally all day.
C
Lawrence Chaney got a show on BBC. Congrats. Shout out. Good job for her. She's got, like, her own show.
B
Yeah, she's amazing. So. All right, well, quick pause on the editing. I don't. Okay, so full tea. I went back to watch Drag Race this morning, and part two is not on Amazon, so I'm a little bit afraid of the part two wrap up because I. It's all from memory.
C
It's on apple. I have you. I could do you want to pause and do it and watch it? Because, I mean, I remember I just watched it again this morning.
B
It'd be an hour. I mean, I watched the first. It'd be an hour.
C
Yeah, sure.
B
It's fine. I Think. I think I'll be fine. All right, let's. Let's hop back in. So they recreate the. All right, so they're recreating the. The look. The photo shoot from season two where the wind is blowing in your face. And I mean, this one wasn't for some reason wasn't as exciting as the first girls photo shoot. I don't know what it was.
C
Yeah, I agree. It wasn't as exciting. The only ones to be the standouts to me, well, I think just going back to the Spice Girls. I mean, this pop up girls, I
B
call them Spice Girls too, but they're
C
the pop up girls. Sugar Spice and everything Nice. Oh, my God. Imagine they were triplets and they were Sugar Spice and the third one was everything Nice. That was her name.
B
That's gonna be.
C
That's gonna be.
B
That's gonna be Mistress Isabel Brooks when they make up and become friends.
C
And then she pulls out the shower cap. And I think that they may have gotten the note that they may be getting wet in a photo shoot or whatever. So that's why she had a shower cap. Because there's no other reason why she would have taken her wig off to put a shower cap on. They must have told her that. And B, when you found that it was gonna be a wind machine, why would you not keep your wig on so we can blow in the wind? Like, it just didn't make.
B
Because her wig was not pinned in. Her wig was gonna fly. Her wig wasn't pinned in.
C
She glued it on like any. Like a normal dude.
B
Monday. This don't know how to do drag. She just started doing drag during the ponder replay. They have never left their house. They've only ever done drag doing this little thing in their hallway. These don't know how to glue a wig down. So if that wind would have caught that bitch's hair and she £13 her and that wig would have. She would have called air. She would have caught wind. She would have fucking taken flight, girl. But I. And you see how quick she took it off. She took the wig off like. Like when you did it, she was like, that wig was. Girl, that wig was not long for this world. That wig was not long for this world. So I Her. So the twins did is. They were really like there. It's really weird because they don't really try to do glamour when they. They only do glamour in their looks. But like in there bit is all like biblification. Extremely goofy. Like they were never like, as soon as the fan went, they Were like, it was Disney. They are so. These bitches are on that. So Raven. Like, as soon as the fan turned on, they were like, oh, the wind's blowing my hair. I should have glued my wig down. Like, it was literally from the get go. And then while they're. While they're on, while they're doing their thing, Mistress is like, I'm not done. I fucking hate these fucking. I hate these twins. I hate them. And then something that Mistress said that I agree with. Mistress said, you have to earn my sisterhood. Mistress said that you have to earn my sia. I, I. Every Drag Race girl is not my sister. People talking about your sister's bitch. I don't even. I have never even met most of these girls. All these queens are not my fucking sisters.
C
Yeah, I agree, and I think. I agree with a lot what Mishra said, and I think that, you know, people will have. Y' all watch Drag Race and think the, like, the earlier thing, Bob said they were all sisters. But I agree, like, just because we're all Drag Race does not make a sister. Just because everyone, Everyone who does drag is not my sister. I think when you meet queens, you start to develop friendships, and then you. You can develop, like, a genuine sisterhood. But just because we're drag queens, it does not make us sisters. And people who have been doing drag for a long time, who've worked really hard at drag and, you know, not an ish mainstream. Sometimes to see someone who may have just been doing drag for six months come on the same show you have when you've been doing it for 60, for 60 years, it does feel a little hard. You're not just gonna trust that person immediately. You have to earn that sisterhood and that love. I agree with that.
B
It's not even about how long you've been doing it. If you've been doing drag for 20 years, if I don't know you, you are not my sister. I don't even fucking know you. What do you mean, my sister? Bitch, I never met you. We're not even friends. We're not even friends. You want to be my sister? Are you crazy, Bitch, I don't fucking know you.
C
Well, I mean, yes and no. Like, when we were going, like, when I meet, like, queens like Chevelle Brooks and Mimi Marks and I meet them for the first time, and we hang out at a bar and we're in the same show, like, even though I just met them that night, do you do feel some camaraderie and some type of sisterhood? With them. Because there's something about knowing this bitch, this Candace Kane, who's been doing drag for so long, and I'm walking into this club with her, and she's like, let me borrow her wig glue and helping me out with the stuff. There is a camaraderie that happens, and even though you're just meeting that person.
B
And I think that I have respect for Chevelle Brooks and, and, and Sasha Colby and, and all these icons been in drag forever, but I don't. Does that made me think that I am their peers and that we are the exact same and that we are. I don't know. I, I, I have respect. I could have respect for you and not be your sister. You know what I mean? But let's go. I also think that I do not. I thought that that Mistress looks really great in hers. I thought Mistress looked phenomenal in hers, actually.
C
Yeah. And I think people also need to remember, like, and I think, why this twins. Probably not. Why not? They're leaning to it. But you people know the golden rule of drag. I keep on shaking my camera. The golden rule of Drag Race is to make Ru laugh. So I think that's why they're not trying to do, like, a fierce pose and look good for the camera. They're trying to do things. I think they're thinking to make RuPaul laugh so that they win. Like, it's all about making Ru laugh, being as silly and as over the top as possible.
B
Something took me out with Spice. Said I've been ready for this, for this moment my whole life. But you didn't even pin your wig in.
C
What do you mean?
B
You've been ready your whole life. You didn't even pin your wig in. So they started getting undressed. Right. Why is Mistress acting like she's a thousand years old? I think Mistress is in her 20s. She's like us older girls. Maybe. Maybe you're. Maybe it's about how long she's been doing it. She keeps acting. She even goes, I am young. But she acts like she is, like, 1,000 years old.
C
Yeah, in drag years, she's young. Like you were saying the other day, someone, you were in a thing, and they referred to you as one of the drag legends that you were like, bitch, I'm only 30. 30, 30, 36 years old.
B
But.
C
Yeah, but you've been, you know, 24.
B
Why is she acting like she's 1,000 years old?
C
She also talked as one of those queens that started dragging, like, six. So in drag years, she's like, that's like almost a decade she's been doing drag. But I did not think she was 24. Bitch. I was. I thought it was gonna be a little. The numbers gonna be a little higher.
B
Also. Lucy was like, I want to be the first queen to win every single challenge. And I was like, well, I was like, not happened. She was in the bottom three. First episode, they cut that shirt. They were like, snipped at the. Okay. I know that we feel like this whole thing is about the. Those twins, but I feel like the episode just became about the twins from the moment they walked in the workroom. Because now there was a moment where. Where spice goes
C
what?
B
She goes. They were like, just. These two were just talking a thousand miles a minute, and everyone else was like, oh, my God. And then she goes, I just realized the other day, like, I'm really goofy. I was like, oh, my God, I'm so goofy. Like, I was talking and then words were just coming out and I was like, oh, my God. That's how you form a sentence. Like, the words were just coming out and, like, all going again. I was like, I'm so, so corky. And I was like. I was like, yo, what. What am I? Who is this? These are girls who clearly grew up. Grew up on Disney or girl.
C
They're girl. They're girls who have, like, only been around themselves.
B
Bitch.
C
They just came out of a two year pandemic only hanging out with each other.
B
Girl.
C
They are not socialized.
B
But I also like them because they're not. Because they seem aware, if that makes any sense. They are a little ditzy, but they seem very aware of how ditzy they are, which makes it kind of interesting. I don't know. They're very. They're very. They're very interesting.
C
So would you say the twins are your favorite queens this season?
B
I don't think I have a favorite queen this season yet. I mean, should I. Should I scan through real quick and try to pick a favorite? I mean, look wise. I'm going to give it to Mistress Isabelle Brooks. Her look is just. She just keeps looking so stunning every time I see her. I like London Noir's look, but as far as like, oh, no, it's Anetra. Anetra is giving it for me right now. I love her.
C
My favorites so far are Irene and Mish first. Those are my two favorite queens. And. But this is unlike RuPaul, we doing two separate episodes. So this is the end of the first part. One of the first episode. And then the second half. We're going to talk about the talent show and the Runway looks.
B
All right, see you all on our next see you on Wednesday.
Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Release Date: January 9, 2023
In this episode of Sibling Watchery, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change give an in-depth, hilarious, and highly opinionated review of the Season 15 premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race: "One Night Only, Part 1." They react to each queen’s entrance, outfits, and personalities, providing inside commentary informed by their own experiences on Drag Race. The discussion is peppered with personal anecdotes, live chat banter with their Patreon audience, ongoing jokes, playful shade, and classic Sibling Rivalry chemistry.
The Review is presented in entrance order.
Bob (29:17), on Ariana Grande entrance:
“I am gagged that this bitch walked in here with this duct tape on her head.”
Monét (36:41), reflecting on quick drag careers:
“When you only do drag for a year and you get on Drag Race... you don't have time to marinate and evolve.”
Bob (49:40), on Mistress's presence:
“The way she walked in! Her fucking body taking up the whole door, the big hair, the sleeves… She looks so good.”
On Sugar & Spice’s “annoying edit” (57:15):
“I sympathize with them, because a lot of folks are like, these bitches are annoying. These bitches are annoying... But they seem, actually, pretty aware.”
On “sisterhood” (65:40-65:58):
“Every Drag Race girl is not my sister… Bitch, I never met you. We're not even friends.”
| Time (MM:SS) | Segment | |--------------|------------------------------------------| | 03:58 | Discussing Bianca Del Rio hosting Pit Stop & production stories | | 04:19 | Bob and Monét rediscover excitement for S15 | | 06:08 | Entry for Mistress Isabelle Brooks (Monét keeps calling her “Mistress Violet”) | | 13:02 | Debate: “40 inch hair” as drag flex | | 17:22 | Aura Mayari, self-proclaimed “trade” | | 19:26 | Makeup & body criticism, Marcia talk | | 21:18 | Anetra praised as early favorite | | 27:15 | Sasha Colby’s entrance and nude illusion | | 28:43 | Celebrity guest judge entrances | | 30:49 | “Baby queens”/years in drag discussion | | 32:13 | Hair/wig debate revisited | | 35:18 | Photo shoot challenge, Top Model parody | | 36:36 | Etiquette of drag reads, Irene’s shade | | 49:40 | Mistress Isabelle Brooks’s entrance and impact | | 54:38 | Robin’s look/shiny scalp clocked by Mistress | | 55:22 | Sugar & Spice walk in—group and host reactions | | 57:15 | Sugar & Spice get “annoying edit,” but are self-aware | | 65:40 | “Sisterhood” in drag—debate | | 68:48 | Twins’ personality quirks amuse and confuse hosts | | 70:15 | Name-favorite queens (Mistress, Anetra, Irene) and tease second half of episode |
The episode is a riotous mix of sharp reads, affectionate teasing, competitive banter, and genuine drag wisdom. The hosts keep it lively, shade-filled, and unapologetically opinionated—mixing serious drag knowledge with irreverence and plenty of inside jokes.
End of Part 1 Summary.
Tune in for the next episode for Talent Show and Runway critiques!
For drag fans, this lively and thorough review captures all the key moments, reads, in-jokes, and shifting allegiances of the S15 premiere workroom. If you missed the episode, this is both a guide and a primer in classic Sibling Rivalry energy.