Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S15E13 "Teacher Makeovers" Review

Summary

Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S15E13 "Teacher Makeovers" Review

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: March 27, 2023

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Episode Overview

In this hilarious and packed episode of Sibling Watchery, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change break down RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 15, Episode 13, focusing on the iconic “Teacher Makeovers” challenge. Their signature banter covers not only the drama and performances, but also deep dives into the competition’s interpersonal dynamics, biases in challenge pairings, and their own experiences on Drag Race.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Banter and Personal Backstory

• The episode opens with typical Bob/Monét back-and-forth, including childhood stories, Monet’s Jamaican accent, and trauma from school (00:06–02:20).
  • Quote:
    Monét: “I told you I used to get beat up for being gay all the time and my thick accent in fourth grade. That’s why no one came to my birthday party.” (01:17)

2. Drag Race Drama: The Fallout from Last Episode

• Discussion on Selena’s salty mirror message and the emotional fallout of being eliminated (03:56–05:19).
  • Quote:
    Bob: “I can taste the salt in that. Like, who ordered a margarita?” (04:04)
• Comparison to past experiences (esp. Monet’s) regarding being eliminated and how it feels to be named as who should go home.
  • Quote:
    Monét: “On Season 10...no one said my name, so I don’t know how I would feel, but I’m sure I would feel upset.” (04:37)

3. Backstage Antics & Insider Tea

• Behind-the-scenes on confessionals, continuity photos, and Selena’s “assassination” of Lucy’s photo after elimination (05:45–06:40).
  • Memorable moment: Monet and Bob joke about Selena knowing where they live.

4. Personality Analysis: Lucy vs. Luxx

• The duo analyzes the perpetual head-butting between Luxx and Lucy, likening them to two sides of the same coin: both convinced of their own excellence but expressing it differently (08:49–10:28).
  • Quote:
    Bob: “The reason why Lucy and Luxx are always bumping heads is because they are really one and the same...they’re both like, I should have been in the top.” (09:15)

5. The 'Let Loose' Phenomenon

• “Let Loose” – Lucy LaDuca’s viral Drag Race song – gets discussed as a breakout hit (10:28–11:40).

6. Mini Challenge: Teacher Superlatives

• Recap of the “superlatives” mini challenge (15:10–16:16), and Lucy being voted most likely to go home next.
  • Quote:
    Bob: “Lucy was voted as most likely to be going home next. Talk about damn that sting!” (16:01)

7. Teacher Makeovers: Pairing Drama & Racial Dynamics

• Lucy, as winner, chooses which queen gets which teacher, sparking debate about strategy and racial bias in drag makeovers (20:36–29:46).
  • Key quote:
    Monét: “If you’re having a makeover challenge and you don’t give the black girl a black person, like, I would find that definitely strategic for sure.” (21:42)
  • Bob counters:
    “She gave everyone someone pretty much aligned with them. Just because they're Black does not mean... I don’t think it was some big strategic thing.” (21:59)
• The pair engage in a nuanced (and at times heated) debate about whether Lucy’s choices were racially motivated, strategic, or simply pragmatic.

8. Workroom Bonding & The Value of Teachers

• Emotional and humorous takes on how the queens collaborate with their assigned teachers; praise for teachers as underappreciated heroes (31:36–34:00).
  • Quote:
    Bob: “Being a teacher is like one of the most selfless things you can do.” (32:08)
  • Discussion about teacher salaries vs. police/parking enforcement salaries (33:01–34:30).

9. Runway Preparation & Strategy

• Breakdown of the challenges involved in the makeover: matching skin tones, padding (esp. for Sasha Colby’s teacher), and wardrobe logistics.
  • Quote:
    Bob: “I do not think your first time padding needs to be on RuPaul’s Drag Race.” (37:55)
• Mentions of how queens strategize for makeovers, including Monét’s approach of bringing both prepared and modifiable outfits (41:03).

10. Makeover Runway Reviews

• Sasha Colby & Ferocity Colby: Praise for the resemblance and execution, though Bob notes Sasha’s padding could be adjusted (51:16).
  • Monét: “If you did not... If Sasha was not there and I said, which one is Sasha's daughter? I would pick Ferocity.” (51:47)
• Lucy LaDuca & Lala LaDuca: Critiqued for giving her partner the simpler look; mixed feelings on family resemblance (52:28–53:25).
  • Monét: “I love Lala's jacket. Lucy Laduca, if you happen to ever listen, I will buy that jacket.” (53:10)
• Mistress Isabelle Brooks & Madame Thang: Suggestions for swapping boas or mixing fabrics to better unify the looks (54:22–55:51).
  • Bob: “If both dresses were black and teal...But I think monochromatic was, in my opinion, a mistake.” (55:49)
• Luxx Noir London & Asia Azul: Strong criticism for lacking resemblance and coordination—outfits called “bad” (56:03–58:23).
  • Bob: “These outfits are bad...even in the makeup, it feels like she didn't even…” (58:02)
• Anetra & Elektra: Unanimous praise; Anetra called the epitome of how to win a makeover challenge (58:23–59:22).
  • Bob: “This is full on family resemblance. This is like, Anetra understood the assignment.” (59:13)

11. Lip Sync and Elimination

• Discussing the bottom two (Luxx and Lucy), the lip sync, and Lucy’s elimination.
  • Both note Luxx’s chaotic but victorious performance (63:10–63:58).
  • Lucy's exit message is dissected for its shade and “Regina George” energy (65:44–67:19).
    • Monét: “She's one of the girls who leaves and goes... there are girls who aren't as good as me... I live, I love it.” (66:33)

12. Finale Predictions & Theories

• Bob and Monét predict the finale format, who will have the best look, and who’ll end up in the top two:
  • Bob: Sasha Colby will “eat” the finale; top two will be Sasha v. Anetra.
  • Monét: Possible for Mistress to edge out Anetra and go up against Sasha; both agree Sasha is a force.
  • Jokes about what kind of finale Drag Race should have and the tradition of the "final lip sync for your life" (69:28–77:38).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bob, on Drag Race strategy:
  “Tell me you've never been on a reality television show without telling me you've never been on a reality competition television show.” (16:39)

• Monét, on the power of teachers:
  “They are doing very hard work. I went to school for music education...it is hard fucking work.” (19:39)

• Bob, on the critique of padding:
  “I've only seen it happen successfully one time, and it was Naomi Smalls.” (38:05)

• Bob, on finale spectacle:
  “We have yet to see Sasha do her thing with production...the finale is a pageant. This is what Sasha does.” (72:17)

• On Lucy’s exit (shade!):
  Monét: “She's one of the girls who leaves and goes...there are girls who aren't as good as me...I live. I love it.” (66:33)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:06 – Childhood banter, Monet’s accent
• 03:56 – Mirror message & elimination saltiness
• 05:45 – Selena’s “destruction” of Lucy’s photo
• 08:49 – Lucy vs. Luxx: Personality deep-dive
• 10:28 – “Let Loose” cultural moment
• 15:10 – Mini challenge: Superlatives
• 20:36 – Pairing teachers: Race, strategy, and shade
• 31:36 – Teacher appreciation
• 41:03 – Makeover challenge strategy tips
• 51:16–59:22 – Runway critiques for each pairing
• 63:10 – Lucy vs. Luxx lip sync and elimination
• 69:28–77:38 – Finale predictions

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Tone & Style

• Highly comedic, sometimes shady, full of insider references.
• The conversation is playful, quick-witted, and often veers unexpectedly into deep or serious territory, especially around issues of race, competition, and self-worth.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a robust, laugh-packed but insightful breakdown of a pivotal Drag Race episode, perfect for fans who want both entertainment and a deeper understanding of the show’s mechanics and social dynamics. Monét and Bob bring not only their unparalleled humor but also their firsthand experience from competing and winning Drag Race.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So listen, everyone. Yesterday, Friday, March 26, 2023, was teacher makeovers on season 15 of RuPaul's Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

What are you doing? What's happening? Why did you just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I just. Cause we're talking about Drag Race. Are we not doing drag? Are we not doing.

[Monet X Change]

We are, but this sounds like a very strange setup. Like, we've never set it up that way. You're like, okay, everyone, yesterday, I'm trying something new. Like, this just seems.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm trying something new. Can you just. Can you not. Have you never rolled with the punches? Act like when you was in middle school and they was beating you up.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And they was about to say, every episode of this podcast, I rolled the punches.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, act like when you was in Georgia and they was beating you up for your little funny Jamaican accent. Roll with the punches.

[Monet X Change]

Anyways, you are so. See? So see how y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Bobby. Picking on my childhood trauma. What if I say something? If I say, ooh, my tooth hurt, Monet, you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait. Roll with the punches.

[Monet X Change]

See? Okay, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm. Did you get beat up? A lot of. You never told me you got beat up a lot of Bob.

[Monet X Change]

Everyone on this podcast knows this. I told you I used to get beat up for being gay all the time and my thick accent in fourth grade. That's why no one came to my birthday party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, did you mention. Oh, did you say something about your accent? I didn't say it that way. You are. I would just randomly sing accent.

[Monet X Change]

You are such a. You are such a bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whoa, with the punches.

[Monet X Change]

You're a mean girl. Regina George with the punches. You are such a bitch. Wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, someone else, a close friend of ours told me that when they met you, they thought you were Jamaican, too. I just want to throw that out there.

[Monet X Change]

A close friend who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

None of your business.

[Monet X Change]

A close friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A close friend that you and I both work with and we both saw recently, actually. And they're black, too, so you can't even be like, it's some white. It was a black person. Naomi was like, when I first met Monet, I thought she was Jamaican, too. And I was like, yeah, we all did. Even though Monet swear she. Cause at least now you're acknowledging that you have an accent. Back in the early days of the podcast, you act like you never. Like you was just cleared, free and clear of all accent accusations. At least now you admit it.

[Monet X Change]

Don't try to switch up the conversation about you bringing up my childhood trauma, bitch. You're not slick, nigga. You oil slick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, and the last other thing I did last night was, so I Woke up at 10, and then I played, like, some video games, and then Jacob went to sleep. And then when Jacob went to sleep, girl, I. I did my new favorite addiction. Like, I'm addicted. Like, I'm Monet. I'm addicted like crack. I can't stop doing this shit.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, TikTok Live debates, yo. I'm like. I'm like, give me that. I cannot stop.

[Monet X Change]

What have you been debating?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Typically trans issues mostly, like trans rights, women's rights, reproductive rights, stuff like that.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, wait, no, actually, we should do civil rivalry, the one about debates, because I think that would actually be a very fun topic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Renee, this is not civil rivalry. We need to go into. This is something. Watch. Can you please stay on track? Oh, my gosh. Wait, Mon. Can you ask Bob what time he went to bed last night?

[Monet X Change]

What time did you go to bed?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob asked me, too. Okay. I went to bed around 8 in the morning.

[Monet X Change]

8 in the morning?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I woke up at 10 at night.

[Monet X Change]

So you're just on Tik Tok from what time? From, like, 2:00am to like, 8:00am

[Bob the Drag Queen]

yeah, roughly.

[Monet X Change]

That is insane behavior.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got a text from Jacob waking up to say, we have a podcast in three hours. I said, ooh, I need to lay down, honey.

[Monet X Change]

So at the top of the episode, the girls are reading Selena's message. Mirror message, and bitch, they are gagging because of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess I got what I deserved. Listen, I can taste the salt in that. Like, that is.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's really salty. Dead Sea salty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she's. She is like, who ordered a margarita? You know what I mean? Like, this is like, this. She's salty. Which, honestly, I mean, I've not been in this position, but I have been. I've never been eliminated from a show like this before, but it feels like I would be. My feelings would be hurt, especially if the girls had just told me that I deserve to go home, and then I go home.

[Monet X Change]

Well, this happened on season 10, too. The Vixen was. When everyone said vixen's name, she was upset. So, you know, on. And the three seasons of Drag Race have done. We only did it on season 10, and no one said my name, so I don't know how I would feel, but I'm sure I would feel upset. I would feel hurt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But when you got eliminated, you were, like, a little bit. You were a little bit upset when you got eliminated or hurt or at least said.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I was. But, Bob, this is my third time and also, Tyler Oakley was standing right next to me. So I didn't want to be like, because you know what I mean? I was kind of just. You know how I am. I was just like, yo, it's my time. Like, I really sad. I'm going home. But, you know, I guess there's always All Stars. I didn't say that, but, you know, that's was. That was my disposition, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I feel like. And also talk about how people feel when they get limited. We'll cut to the end of this episode.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch. Bitch, I said, is just bitch writing

[Bob the Drag Queen]

in her burn book. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. But that was wild. What's up, Jacob? I have a clip from Roscoe's. I like to play. This is. I believe it's Mistress and Anitra and Selena talking about something that happened.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay. So when we do our confessionals, we have little pictures of continuity purposes. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we can look the same when

[Monet X Change]

we do our confessionals. So we all have pictures of us. So when, Selena, you tell us your side, bitch. I was eliminated. I was a little upset, and I got in there and I walked in, I saw Lucy's out of drag face staring at me. I tore it up and I left it there so they could see it when they walked in the next morning. So anytime a girl got eliminated and we came to do our confessionals in the green room, we would take their photo and put it up on the wall like the fall in. So, like, it was the next morning, and we were like, okay, time to go and put Lucy up. She's cracked, bitch. Shredded. It was cut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So she.

[Monet X Change]

Selena. Selena is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, Selena. Selena has. Monae, you know we're next, right? First of all, no, no, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

I saw Selena.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Selena has apologized to Ross.

[Monet X Change]

Ross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently, Selena and Ross had a whole phone call. She came out the gate with, eat my ass, faggot. This, that, the other. She saw a picture of Lucy and assassinated the picture. Monae, we better watch our backs, Bitch, she knows where you live.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch, she knows where you live, too. We drove by a house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She ain't never been to my house

[Monet X Change]

before, but we drove by your house, and I said, oh, that's Bob's house right here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did not. You did not. Wait, what happened when you saw her? Is she gonna kill us? Is she mad?

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no. She was. No, no, no. Selena's fine. Her and Ross spoke and, you know, she's like, you know, yeah, I was up for my feelings, which again, follow her In Ross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have been up for us. How does she feel? I don't give a fuck about Ross. How does she feel about me and you?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Selena loves us. She loves us. She loves. Well, I don't know about you, but Shelina loves me. And so when she coming to get people, I am safe. You girl, she gonna dig in that ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just gonna not hang out by them lights. You know those lamp. I just won't be by those lampposts with. Apparently they have street names on them. Because if so. Bitch, I'm getting. I'm getting gathered.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch. You better not go to any meetings in the WEHO area. It's a wrap, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm relapsing. I can't go down any street with light posts on them and I can't go, damn, I need to go into the witness protection. You know when RuPaul was like, you get straight A's and you get gay

[Monet X Change]

A's, that was very funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, you know what Selena gets? She gets AAs.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, that's good. That's good. Now I have a question. If I made that joke, would I be problematic?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Straight A's and gay AAs. I mean, no.

[Monet X Change]

No. If I said AAs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the sobriety stuff is kind of funny. I mean, I've been serious about outing people before, but Selena seems to be open about the sobriety now that you've outed her. She seems to be pretty open about it since you've outed her.

[Monet X Change]

Wasn't there another sober queen this season? Am I making that up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, Stop. Stop while you're ahead. Stop.

[Monet X Change]

No, they said. I thought someone said it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This. Pump your brakes. This is. This is crazy. When I say, who else can I out? This is.

[Monet X Change]

I thought someone said it, like in the first couple episodes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, let's get back on track. So Lucy. Jesus. Lucy is super shocked to see herself in the bottom because she felt like she deserves to be on top her. You know, I'm realizing slowly but surely and it took to this episode to realize it. The reason why this is all. Don't take anything I say for fact. The reason why Lucy and Luxx are always bumping heads is because they are really one and the same. They are both like, I should have been. I was so great. I'm so amazing. They're just coming at it from very different perspectives. I.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. About to. Okay, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're coming in from very different perspective, but they both believe that they are the reason and the season for cross dressing. And they can. They are always blown away when they realize they're not in the bottom. Except. Except Lux comes in with a smile and goes, well, I'm choosing to believe that I was absolutely amazing and I should have been in the top. And Lucy is more. Her response seems to have more sad emotion or angry emotion attached to it. And it manifests and things like, I am livid. I should have been in the top. But they're both like, I should have been in the top. Girls.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I would agree. I think that Lux is seeing. Well, you just said that. I would agree with that. I think that Lux comes in with a. Lux has a bit more charm with how she does it. And Lux is just giving off more of a sweet Persona. And they always say, you can catch more bees with honey than a fucking flamethrower. And Lucy comes in like she has a Tommy gun and she's like, I should have been in the Tommy. Let Loose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said let loose.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean? The Let Loose song is popping off. I have not sabab myself and Orville and Jacob, we went to Alaska and Willems live tape for the podcast. And I guess I had to have not realized how much the Let Loose songs were popping off. But after that, after Monday night, when I tell you on my Instagram, on my TikTok, I have just been seeing Let Loose everywhere. So the Let Loose phenomenon is taking over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, I feel like Alaska in my head. Alaska has a lot to do with the two. She's the first person that I saw really going in for Let Loose. Maybe. Maybe she's jumping, but I mean, obviously Lucy and you know, it was actually written by Andrew Barry Cox. You Andrew Barry Cox?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, he's a Broadway girl in la, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not Broadway, not la. Nightlife New York.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, in New York. I meant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, in nightlife, not Broadway.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I thought it was a Broadway girly in New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, Let Loose put over. Let Loose has 136,000 streams. Loosey LaDuca has 36,000 monthly listeners with one song. She better go off.

[Monet X Change]

Imagine if Loosey Laduca is the new Ice Spice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl. You thought I was loosing you. I want to say that first of all, me and Monet said this and some of y' all were in the comment section. Act like me and Monet were acting wild. Mib admitted that her answer was pageant.

[Monet X Change]

Mib, I wrote that down too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And y' all were in the comments being like, you don't know why mib said that. First of all, mind your Business. If you have bad takes, go over to racechaser. No, I'm kidding.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, I'm kidding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it might be admitted that her answer was Padgett. And then she wanted to say Loosey the whole time.

[Monet X Change]

And then. And Luxa and Alexa was like, no, mine wasn't Padgett. Alexa was like, basically, she said. I said what I said. Like, I meant what the fuck I said about you, Lucy. And Lucy was like, well, she told.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What she said that. I can't remember if she said it to Lucy or unconfessional, but she said that Lucy's drag is generic. Which is where Lucy kept saying, I think I'm quite unique. And she kept being like, well, I think. I don't remember if she told Lucy that was generic or if she said in confessional, but somehow.

[Monet X Change]

No, she said it. She said it on stage. She's like, Lucy. When she complimented everyone, she was like, but Lucy's drag is somewhat generic and not unique, basically.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Lucy gathered her. Lucy together. When she said, well, you liked my drag when I was helping you in the challenge.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And I wrote that, I was like, yeah, bitch, I'm on your team. So what? I'm gonna fight against you, bitch. I know you're funny. I'm gonna use what you have for my betterment. Duh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, she kind of gathered with that line to me. She kind of gathered with that one. That was a little gathering for me. You like my dragon? You thought I was dragging you,

[Monet X Change]

I guess, but I was like, no. Luxx is smart. She's gonna play the game like, you're on my team. Of course I'm gonna use you. Duh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She gathered. The next day, they walk in.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wait, wait. I wrote down. Oh, no. Yeah, you're right. Never mind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The next day they walk in, men in black goes. She goes, I promise that I'm gonna. They're like, I. She goes, I promise that I'm gonna win this challenge. Which is like. That is such a bold statement to make at the top of the day. Is it? That it might be. I feel like. I feel like production.

[Monet X Change]

That sounds like a Bob statement.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the difference is. No kidding. I feel like when. When. When you say something like that. Production. If production shows you saying that, it's because you're going, it's because you didn't win. Like. Like, it's like, when I win, win. What's her name?

[Monet X Change]

Selena.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not Selena. The other one. The one who. The one who. Who used to wear the really plain outfits. And she went, Home very early.

[Monet X Change]

Amethyst.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Poppy. That one. Poppy goes. Papi goes. Goodbye, losers. And then RuPaul says, oh, you're gonna regret that. Because they. She goes. RuPaul goes, you could live to regret that. I was like. The fact that they aired that lets me know I could have turned my TV off right then and there. I could have been. All right, everyone, let's have a good night. We know who goes home next. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Well, one day. Rude is a mini challenge, and I love this mini challenge. I think we've never seen this on Drag Race before. Well, at least Drag Race America. I don't know about other franchises, but we've never seen a challenge before, and I think it's a very cute one. And for the. And this honestly shows that Lucy is not just playing. She's, like, playing the smart game. Like, even when she knows, like, she's picking herself, even when it, like, makes her look like it can make her look like a fucking idiot, she's choosing herself because she knows that's what the rest of the girls are gonna do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we first talk about Norvina? Norvina be up in these streets and. But drag. Every time it gets draggier and draggier and gaggier and gaggier. She looked pretty good. She better work.

[Monet X Change]

I think she's fully wearing it. That.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like Plastique fully had this outfit. I think this is fully, like, a Plastique tiara outfit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're probably the same size, too, girl. So mib is voted. MIV is voted funniest. Loosey Laduca is voted smartest. No, wait, no, no. She just said she was the smartest. She just said she's smartest. Got it. Mib is voted who thinks they're the smartest?

[Monet X Change]

Am I smartest, Jacob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lucy thinks she's. It was. Who thinks they're the smartest?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, who thinks?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think Lucy won that one, too. Lucy also won that one. So mib was voted funniest. Lucy was voted smartest. Mib was voted shadiest. Mib was voted hairiest. Mib was voted most likely to steal your cosmetics. Sasha was voted most likely to steal your man. Lux was voted most likely to have a sugar daddy. And Lucy was voted as most likely to be going home next. Which. Talk about dam that sting. Because they if bitch, if I went home and I knew all y' all were saying, I'm gonna go home, that shit would hurt my fucking feelings. I would be so embarrassed leaving.

[Monet X Change]

Why is a game whatever money don't

[Bob the Drag Queen]

act like you know why people get emotional for. Don't you sound like those bitches in the comments. It's just a game, guys. It's literally just someone. Someone. Someone was on online one time being like, I don't know why the girls are always so emotional. Like, it's literally just a game. It's a TV show. Like, just come have fun. Like, just have fun and go home. And I'm like, tell me you've never been on a reality television show without telling me you've never been on a reality competition television show. Because that was. That was the wildest thing. Just. Just the girls who are taking it too seriously, just have fun and, like, just go home. That is wild.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. When you're there, y', all, it is a pressure cooker. And we can, like, joke and kiki na about it because we're not on it. But when you are there, Drag Race, it feels very heavy. And, like, every day feels like you are fighting. You are running up that road. You have to make a deal with RuPaul. Like, it's scary.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Drag Race is stressful. I like this game too. This game is also. I also enjoy this game. Lucy Laduca wins. And because Lucy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And because Lucy Lukulu wins. Do you remember the reason I say Lulu Kahoot like, that is because years ago, we were on a tour. I was on a tour with. I was on a tour with Vanjie, and Vanjie was, like, trying to read. She was trying to read Coco Peru and Jackie beat on stage. And during her. Her read, she just goes, and I'm back there with Jackie Heaton. Cuckoo. I. I will always remember saying, Jackie Heat and Cuckoo.

[Monet X Change]

Jackie, Heat and Cuckoo. Mo Heart. True Mo does not remember anyone's name. We were like, she will. She called Sharrow Canning. And then one day we were like, you like, you know, yeah, girl. Because on my show, I think we're gonna have that lovely trans woman who is one of the writers on Pose, Jeanette Murdoch. I was like, who? She's like, jeanette Murdoch. I was like, bitch, Janet Mock. And she was like, yeah, yeah, her. Her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is just such a. That is like, how do you. But also, my mom is the same way. I used to have this friend in high school named Dejuan, and my mom used to always call him Da'. Ron. And I'd be like, mom. Like, dajuan is a very common name. And not that da' Ron isn't, but Da' Ron is less common than Dajuan. And she Kept calling him Da'. Ron. And I kept like, ma.

[Monet X Change]

How Duran Duran.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mom used to call Chuck E. Cheese Chunky Cheese. My mom still to this day calls Patty Monet's.

[Monet X Change]

Insistent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She still calls him Peppermint Patty.

[Monet X Change]

Well, because she's associating him with Peppermint.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but she thinks his name is Peppermint. Like his nightlife name is Peppermint Patty. Anyway, before Monet. Monet actually poached Patty from Peppermint's team. No one talks about how Monet literally poached Patty. Anyway, we're not gonna get. But see, Monet's covering effect. She don't want me to spill the tea, the real tea. About her rivalry with Peppermint. That rivalry, Peppermint very graciously let go. And she let you have that.

[Monet X Change]

So on this, for the makeover challenge this week, the girls are getting to makeover teachers, which we love that because teachers are truly the motherfucking heroes of this goddamn world. They are doing very hard work. I went to school for music education, and I taught for a very brief time, which was like seven months once, one school year. And it is hard fucking work. So I love that we are giving back to teachers in this way. It's very, very beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Years ago, I exposed Monet for her teaching videos online. And then afterwards, she went and took them down. So I can't tell you to go watch them anymore, but there used to be these great videos of Monet teaching, teaching preschoolers. It is very cute. Monet dressed up in straight drag. Monet looking like a manager at Kinko's. And she comes out with. She's got little kids. She's like. I go. Then you go. I don't know why that is so. That is so funny to me.

[Monet X Change]

And when Lucy. Because Lucy gets to pick the order, she gives Mistress the Latinx person. She gives herself the white lady. She gives Anitra another person that is Filipino and white, and she gives Luxx the not black person. Cause there's only one other black person there, and she doesn't give Luxx a black person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't think. I honestly don't agree that she was using Luxx's race against her in some. Like, this is what I realized. They were like, she still. She's still salty about people saying her name. You know, I gotta be honest, Lucy was actually pretty chill about people saying her name. Lucy was like, well, you gotta say something. Lucy never caused the scene. Selena was not chill about it. Selena was very upset about it. But Lucy Was actually pretty chill about people saying her name. She wasn't. She didn't seem to be like causing a scene, like literally at all. And Lucy has caused a few scenes about losing and not getting in first place, but she has. That was one time where Lucy literally was just not causing a scene. Wouldn't you agree?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't think she's. Yeah, I don't think she causes a scene, but I still think that Lucy is going to be smart and playing on strategy. If you're having a makeover challenge and you don't give the black girl a black person, like, I mean, I would find that definitely strategic for sure. Like, I find it harder to paint white folk. I really do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she also. Now let me just say why I don't think it was some big strategic thing. Because she gave people. Everyone got someone who's pretty much aligned with them. Also, the woman that she had, she was. She's a black woman. Yes. But like, for me, when I looked at her, I saw her with Sasha Kobe way more than I saw her with Lux. Just because she. Just because they're black does not mean that I saw that. I saw them both together. She was actually closer to Sasha's complexion than she was to. To Lux's complexion. Her hair was kind of giving a little bit of what Sasha's hair is giving. Like I. There. There was no.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was no hair.

[Monet X Change]

She had like a long, kinky down hair. Sasha has like a short bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, with the wavy hair. Sasha's hair. Sasha hair is quite wavy too.

[Monet X Change]

When she knows she straight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When she strays it. Sasha is, is, is. Is like islander. Her hair is wavy.

[Monet X Change]

I know. But every time we see her on this show, her hair is short. Is a bob in the straight. So I don't really in the confessional.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's probably. That's probably a wig anyway. Real quick. But also, I don't think that there was. There was no like tall, slim, dark skinned black ladies to connect her with. In my opinion, the only thing that woman had in. Had in. In. In similar similarly to Lux was that she's black, but she was like six shades lighter. She was like lighter than you. And Lux is like my complexion.

[Monet X Change]

Nah. But I mean, listen, if there's a lineup of people to make over, I wouldn't want to go for the black person because I just know how those tones work better. Like when I painted Patty, I made Patty white as hell. I tried my best to color match that bitch. When I painted Tyler Oakley I painted Tyler Oakley white as hell, because I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

just would have put her with. If Sasha would have put the Latinx lady. By the way, her lady was Latinx. Lux's lady was Latinx. She wasn't just some white lady. You can be Latinx and white, but that's not the point. She probably was white.

[Monet X Change]

I did not say that. I said that Mish had the Latinx person. I said that Luxx didn't get the black lady. I did not give this lady any identity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, okay, so if so who. So does. Does Sasha. So Sasha Kobe would have gotten a non black person or a non person of color. Would she then be. Would it be something sneaky with her, like. No, because someone had to get the. Someone had to get someone who was not close to ethnicity. I don't think it's fair to paint a picture that Lucy is weaponizing Lux's race. I didn't say you said that, Monet. Can you let me finish this in it? Because Luxx did say she did not give me the only other black person as some form of strategy, which I think would be weaponizing the someone's skin color against them in a competition that does. That reeks of that insinuation.

[Monet X Change]

It is a competition show, and I think. And I think. I don't think it's. Sure, you can say it's weaponized, but it is in the parameters of Drag Race, and it's a competition show. You're trying to win this challenge. I think that it's just a little slight shade, and it is a little shy slight, like trying to edge yourself up by giving someone a skin tone that they're not used to painting. Like, as someone who's had to make over people multiple times on the show, I can tell you it is hard to. To for me. And I'm assuming what is what Lux felt as well. It is hard to make it someone who is not close to or is your ethnicity. Like, for me, it is hard, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that's what I'm not. I'm not saying it's not hard. No one's arguing that. What I'm saying is it's more.

[Monet X Change]

Which is why Lucy did that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I'm saying is it's more than a little bit of light shade to use someone's skin tone against them in a competition. That's more than, like. That's more than, like, light shade. Is like. Is like. Is, you know, a little bit of saying, like, if you're not great at comedy, I'll put you at the beginning of the show not being like, I'm going to use your, your dark, your experience of being a person with dark skin and use that against you in a competition. That's not light. I think that's not light shade.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's all, I think it's all in good fun for the, for the competition. Like you're going to try to give someone a little bit of a disadvantage by playing with someone who, that they may not used to be painting that skin color. Like which I'm black. I paint, I paint with these tones every 300 days out of the year probably. So I don't think it's this, like, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think Lucy Rusi. I don't think Lucy's a racist. I don't think that Lucy is trying to weaponize a skin color and make it to this thing. I think that just a little like, oh, I'm going to put her at a slight disadvantage because she may not be used to painting someone who's that light.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Again, last thing I'll say on this piece is it seems very strange to put that on her. Especially when no matter what someone was going to be placed with someone who wasn't their skin color. And just to be clear, loose, Lux and that woman were not the same skin color. They're just both black. They are very. Lux is a. Lux is dark look, is like my complexion. Lux is a dark skinned person. If me and Naomi were painting, if I had to paint Naomi, we are I mean a several mini shades away from each other and to, to like kind of, kind of make it. There was a moment where Lux was painting it as if Lucy was doing that because she was salty. When Lucy was actually really unsalty about having her name said. She actually spent most of her time defending why she said Selena's name, not why her name was said. But anyway, that's my last thought on that. Do you want to have, want to have your last word or you already had yours?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think that my last word is that. I think that. I don't think that is. I don't think it was this premeditated like Lucy's like how I'm going to, I'm going to weaponize.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're a race against.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's just trying to think of in this game when you're at the end, you're at pretty much almost at the finish line trying to find little ways to disadvantage a competition. And that's what I think it is. I'm trying to pull up the episode really quick just so I can see again. Maybe they, and I'm not saying just be, I'm not saying that they were the exact replica skin color and that's why it was such a disadvantage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were almost the same skin tone as Sasha when they got in drag. They almost the same skin tone. That is how light skinned.

[Monet X Change]

Well, they got a drag, but they also are, you are, you're adding a lot of contour. Like you're, you're probably doing things a little bit to make it equally exact same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you for explaining makeup to me.

[Monet X Change]

You're welcome. I, I, I wanted to help you out as much as I can. Wait, my Internet won't work. The episode won't pull up. Oh, wait, hold on really quick. I was like, if I'm here, I'm going to go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stay.

[Monet X Change]

That's right. I need to work her up to like. Yeah, I mean, this lady and Sasha are, this lady is definitely darker than Sasha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? Yeah, she's darker than Sasha, but she's, I think she's closer to Sasha's complexion than she is to Lux's complexion. So no matter what, either Sasha or Luxx are going to be paired with someone who is significantly lighter than them. And if she would have been, and if Sasha would have been with her, then would we then be saying loosey was sneakily got her to a disadvantage as well? No.

[Monet X Change]

But also, we also spent this entire season Sasha talking about, like, she has a lot of drag kids. She's taught them all how to do, how to paint and do all these things. So Sasha has, and we all know Sasha is clearly a jack of all trades, right? Sasha has taught all these fucking kids how to do the makeup, how to paint. She's the mother of the house. Like, Sasha is going to make it work, whereas Luxx has been doing drag for three days. But, you know, again, you're thinking these are probably things you're all thinking about as you're trying to think what is the best path for me to have victory here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But like, I know I said my last few, but like, then what, what was the point? The person who has been the absolute hardest on her, which is Mistress, she gave her a thick Latinx woman. Like, she, she, she literally gave like Mistress, her oldest, her older sister. She basically was like, literally, take your older sister. And she, and Mistress has been riding Lucy's ass non stop all, every episode will not let this girl breathe. So why just Lux?

[Monet X Change]

Because we're talking about the last episode. The last episode, Lux made it a point to go down the aisle and in front of RuPaul. All these things that loose that Lux, that mistress has done to her has been in the confines of the workroom in front of RuPaul and Michelle Visage and Ross Matthews or I forgot who was there. She went down and complimented every single person, but made it a point to say, but this bitch, she's generic and she does not belong here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's why there's just a lot of speculation on someone's. On someone's thoughts and.

[Monet X Change]

And also it's a show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This form of speculation, in my opinion, leads into a little bit of it. This speculation has some racism sprinkled into it. But I was in my piece, so going into the sewing, now they're in their workroom sewing. And Anitra's lady seems to be very nervous. Like, she seems like she's afraid to be, like, in front of people. Like, she, she has. She seemed like she has stage fright.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well, you know, and I, when. When they bring like, you know, normal, everyday civilians on this, on this, like, this woman is a civil servant. She's a teacher in front of kids. Like, now she's asked to come, you know, she's gonna be in drag on, like, the world stage. Like, I would be fucking nervous too, but I do think. But in her talking to Anetra, you can see like, little pieces and glimpses of her energy and like, like, like, and like the little, like, budding drag queen. Like, with these makeover challenges. You always do kind of see these little cunty drag queens that are like, underneath the surface, and when they put a little blush on a little wig, they really shine. And we'll see it later. She really shines later on the stage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was teeny weeny.

[Monet X Change]

I know I would be, but if I had this lady, I'd be like, girl, this tiny, tiny woman. Like, I don't know how tall. I mean, I think we guesstimated a Lux is about like 5, 10, 5, 9. And her and Anitra seemed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was Anitra. Yeah. Anisha's probably five' nine, five' ten, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So this lady must be like, I'm five' four, five' three, five' two. I would be easily over a foot taller than this person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

When heels. I wear six inch heels. The lady didn't have. She had on not a high heel. She had maybe like a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was just gagging. I was like, you're not six two

[Monet X Change]

in drag, bitch in drag. I'm six four.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she's wearing heels too. Anyway, that's not the point. So mib is really vibing with her teacher. Like they are getting. They are like bonding. They are having these really amazing moments. I love teachers so much. Before I dropped out of college, I was studying to be a teacher. And I gotta say, there's like. Being a teacher is like one of the most in America, especially at public schools is one of the most selfless things you can do. It is what teachers go through with these fucking kids in their workplace. And then they're not paid nearly enough. And you have to pay a lot of money to become. You have to go to college and then get certified to even become a teacher. It is like one of the most selfless things you can ever do.

[Monet X Change]

And then oftentimes to get resources for your own classroom, you're spending your own money after you don't make a lot of money. The little bit that you do get, you need to get these poster boards for this thing. And the school budget doesn't allow for it. But you really want to teach this lesson. So you go to the fucking Duane Reade, to the cvs, to the Walmart, and you go buy the shit yourself. To fucking teach. To teach somebody else's kids like it really is. And growing up in New York City, bitch, we were bad kids. Like, I cannot tell you the amount of teachers that got. They were collateral damage in fights that would happen in the hallway. Like, you see, you seen Miss. Miss Light Bulb walking out of her way, holding her eye because two kids had a fight and someone elbowed her and punched her in the face. Yeah, that shit is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, like, according to this, According to this website, a meter made in Los Angeles, annual salary is $29,000. So $30,000 a year. And a teacher's salary in Los Angeles averages at. These are some really wild numbers. But 30. Private school. Private school is 33 to $87,000 a year.

[Monet X Change]

That's such a big range.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, starting public salary is $39,000. So it's $10,000 more to go from being parking enforcement. Sorry, meter mate is probably dated language. A parking enforcer and a teacher parking enforcement officer. There we go. We need to. I just think we need to. It just seems wild to me and I'm no shade to parking enforcement officers. But like, teachers are doing a lot of training and it should be a.

[Monet X Change]

I just don't understand molding of the mind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just don't understand why we aren't paying teachers. Public teach Public school teachers like, way more money.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Certain. Like, I just don't get how these jobs are not getting. I get. Because there's a lot of them. There's a lot more teachers than there are parking ticket.

[Monet X Change]

A lot more police officers. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are more police officers in the teacher.

[Monet X Change]

Are there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. I can't. I can't. I can't say that statistic is true or it's not true. And teachers and police officers probably get paid roughly the same thing.

[Monet X Change]

I think police officers get paid a little more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, they don't even need college degrees for that.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch, you go to school for six months and you get to hold a gun and arrest and shoot people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In LA. Six months in LA. A officer starting salary is. Oh, my. Oh, $55,000 a year. Yeah, that's a lot more.

[Monet X Change]

That's a lot more. And Bob, six months, you and I, we can go and start police Office

[Bob the Drag Queen]

School on April 1st at Police Office School.

[Monet X Change]

By October 1st.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Police officer.

[Monet X Change]

By October 1st, we. Yeah, by October 1st, bitch, we got guns and we had handcuffs and we like, yeah, nigga. You arrested, motherfucker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you'd actually get paid more than I do. Cause I think if you start with a degree, you get more money. You're.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, and don't you fucking forget it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you know what? Right now you're not getting paid more than me. Yeah, we're getting paid the same. Yeah, exactly. You're not getting paid more than me.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just. You all know I've been letting Monet slide with that little joke. That is. That is categorically false. Monet does not own 51%.

[Monet X Change]

I do anyway, anyway, as though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As if I would even come to work if that was the case.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, Bob, you are such a nasty person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would Never work for a tyrant like you. I see. First of all, Patty calls me literally crying every other day about what it's like to work for a monster like you. I would never. And when me and Patty will be installing an HR person over at your job, soon, we will be so that Patty will have someone that he can finally go to.

[Monet X Change]

I don't put your business on the front street every two months. Kennedy asked me, hey, are there any positions to open a Molding Exchange llc? And I was like, we'll keep. We'll let you know when it comes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know that Kennedy asked that. It's part of our training. I. I encourage. I encourage my employees to go looking for other jobs. Let's just say every time she's gone, money's offered. And she said, no every time.

[Monet X Change]

I've never offered Kennedy a job.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Kennedy said, because she doesn't want to take the pay cut.

[Monet X Change]

Never offer getting a job.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because Kennedy goes, I can't even feed myself with what they pay over at Monet Exchange llc.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, honey. But, yeah, honey, my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But.

[Monet X Change]

But, yeah, but Patty said, real pretty. Ask him about that. Kennedy will have to take two and three jobs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm about to. Okay, Sasha. Sasha and her teacher really seem to be okay. So Sasha and her teacher are, like, having these conversations, but they want. They both want to, like, she's like. Sasha's teacher's like, I want to go all the. Oh, my God, we are on. We are 40 minutes. We have. We're barely up. We're wilding today. Sasha is like, no, I want to go in. Like. Like, drag me up. I want drag down. So Sasha. And Sasha's even going further. Sasha said that she's never.

[Monet X Change]

I can go further. I can go further.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I just say, I do not think your first time padding needs to be under Paul's Drag Race. I've only seen it happen successfully one time, and it was Naomi Smalls.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Naomi did her first time ever padding.

[Monet X Change]

Any other ones?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did her first time padding on. On the black and white challenge.

[Monet X Change]

The black and white one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And she. And she did look really good. We'll get into Sasha's padding. I don't think that you should pad for the first time on Drag Race. I was gagged at that.

[Monet X Change]

But I mean, to Sasha's point, though, I think it ended up working out for her. And I think that Sasha is one of these girls. I mean, at this point, Sasha had how many wins? She has three wins. 3. Sasha has the most wins there And I think that Sasha felt that she could take a little bit of a risk because she really wanted to lean into the challenge. And I think Sasha is also combating all these people that watch the show and be like, well, trans women shouldn't do drag race. They don't even do it. Like. Like, they don't have to do that much changing. Like, like, like, like, like. Like people who are not trans people that do drag. It's actually like, yeah, bitch, I'm putting on pads. I put no titties. I'm doing this fucking thing that y' all probably going to try to call me out for, and it's got that episode. And if we go to Lux, and Lux is focused on these garments, Lux is not spending as much time bonding with her person. She's like, I want to get these offices in which this. In this challenge, haven't done it twice. And you. This is a challenge that you. You weren't in the bottom, but you were, like, low. As the kids say, low safe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, as Lux, I categorize myself as a high safe.

[Monet X Change]

So I don't know, Bob, you were low safe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like in that week, I was a high safe. So now what?

[Monet X Change]

When you are doing this challenge, you are combating, because you do want to spend time getting to know this person so you can kind of build some type of rapport with them to make, like, your runways feel a little more synergistic. But you also need to execute these things. Like, you need to make these outfits. So you're battling both things. It is tough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you did. They didn't have to make outfits. There was no. No one said that they had to make their outfits there. Some girls chose to make their outfits there. Some girls did not make. Choose to make their outfits there. So there. There. So RuPaul. I mean. But I will say, obviously, if you. You don't know the height, size, anything of the person that you're gonna get, you have no clue who you're gonna get when you go there. And I don't. I mean, at least on my season, they. But on. On my season, it actually was a design challenge. We actually had to design the clothes there in the studio on the soundstage. And I think that. I don't think that's an excuse, because she's not the. Because I don't think that she's the only one who made her outfit there in the workroom.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Also, mib did as well. I don't know if Sasha did, but I think that mib is probably Like a more skilled seamstress than. Look. Look is like, this is an area that I'm not great at. So I need to, like, spend all my time to try to get this done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I would do if I was someone coming to Drag Race? I would bring myself an outfit, and then I would make it something that I can make or make myself an outfit at home. And then bring the fabric so that whenever the Bring. And bring a lot of fabric. Bring like 5 yards, if you can. That is a. That is a lot of fabric so that when the person. Whoever you get, you can make them an outfit that matches. Instead of trying to. Instead of trying to make both outfits there in the work. In the work.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Well, for all size four, I bought two. So I had. So the gold thing that Patty and I wore, I brought that. The one that Patty had was bigger, and it was a full catsuit like mine, but I cut it to make it. To make it a leotard, so it was different enough and not like the exact same outfit. And I also. And that was if I had a smaller person. And I bought. And I made another. I had that, like, jasmine rice, which I posted on Instagram when I finished. It was like that jasmine rice, Pepa la Beija look. And I had one like that if I had a bigger person. So I was like. I was covered in both.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is very, very smart.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. You came up with that. That must have been. That was Patty's idea, right? Or was that.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Patty my nuts, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was trying to compliment your company and your employees.

[Monet X Change]

Patty my nuts. Move on to what the fuck you gotta say next.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. So Sasha has. I wrote down Sasha never worn paths. Luxx doesn't seem to be connected. MIB's Drag Daughter challenges Loosey Laduca to a walk off. And fool T. Lucy's daughter ate down.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because she was. I'm gagged. Because Lucy's daughter was just minding her business. And the MIB's daughter was like, let's have a walk off. And she said, oh, you want to walk?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you know, mib. Now I'm saying mib. You know, Mistress probably instigated that. She was like, go challenge us to walk off. You know, Mistress instigated that if she

[Bob the Drag Queen]

did, Lucy's daughter was. If she had to walk, if she had to do a walk up, she was motherfucking ready to do. So she ate. And even Anetra was like. I think Anetra was like, I don't know. Lucy's daughter ate that up.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she did. She did. Ru comes in to do the walkthroughs, and he talks to Lucy, and he's asking Lucy, like, you know, so, like, how do you feel that everyone said your name? Lucy is straight up says, bitch, I don't give a shit that these girls chose my. Chose my name to go home. But I'm like, but you're putting on because you do care. Oh, no. Okay. To your point, Selena did care more. But I think. And what we've seen of Lucy all season long, we know Lucy cares, and we know that. Which comes out later, but Loosey doesn't

[Bob the Drag Queen]

really hide her feelings. Lucy. I think. I think that what Loosey really cared about was being called generic, and Lucy voiced that. Lucy was like, I did not like that you called me generic in front of RuPaul. I don't think she's. I don't.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm. I don't remember the exact words, but I don't know that Lucy was. I just did not see Lucy expressing a lot of emotion because people said her name. I did see her expressing some emotion because she was called generic on the main stage. And she feels like she's a very unique person. And I feel like last episode, there was someone who was just going bananas because someone said their name, and it just wasn't Loosey. So it seems weird that. That we're kind of putting into the air that Lucy was bothered when I feel like, if anything, she showed that she was barely bothered.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, I. Again, we're just going off of. This is. We have. We've had 14 weeks to, like, to discover who Lucy is, and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Lucy speaks her mind. When Lucy's hurt. When. When y' all hurt her feelings. Lucy said something.

[Monet X Change]

Lucy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lucy was straight up, like, I am triggered because it makes me think about when. When. When the kids used to make fun of the way I talk. Lucy's like, I should have won that challenge. Lucy is not. She is not very. She's not. She doesn't keep her feelings bottled up.

[Monet X Change]

She.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She lets people know how she's feeling. Can you stop texting? Do you mind joining. Joining. Come into work. Do you mind clocking into work? Yeah, for those of you. Listen, it's just texting. Like, we're like, we're not. Like, we're not like. Like, she's not on the clock. I pay you. I pay half. You don't. I pay half of your salary. You pay half. What the. You don't no, we don't pay because, yeah, we get paid the same. You. You don't pay yours and I pay mine. I pay half of yours. You pay half of mine. So when you're on my clock, pay attention and show up to work.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I have a question, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

When are you gonna clock my nuts to your fucking chin, nigga?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you for showing up to work finally. Cause when I'm on your clock, I'm doing my work, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, let's get to the Runway. Bitch, we are an hour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We cannot go to the Runway yet, Monet, because I still have. You got somewhere to be? You got. You got another party. You got another party in the hills? Are you in Orville? Headed to your fourth party of the night? You do have another podcast in 40 minutes. You still on that book of sugar?

[Monet X Change]

What's going on?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Monet started doing cocaine last night. You text me and I will share the screenshots. I will share the screenshots.

[Monet X Change]

Please go ahead. Now, y' all know if Bob shares a screenshot, him and his sneaky little boyfriend are gonna fucking doctor some shit here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go Monat. Last night, this is the picture I got. Having fun in the Hills. Having fun in the Hills.

[Monet X Change]

Put it on the screen then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Having fun in the Hills. No, I don't, Monet. First of all, you know we never put anything on the screen. But I do have it. But just so you all know, if it's not on the screen, it doesn't mean I didn't have it. Just that we always forget to put stuff on the screen, and you all know that. So Monet's. Monet's capitalizing on my weaknesses.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all remember when I pointed out. Y' all remember when Bob was heavy in his error when I told y' all why that was happening now, since Bob has cleaned up his act, but what he just put on his face there, that he. Old habits revving up again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's. Let's just say the. You'll love her. You can't use that line for Monet. Okay? And that's a deep. That's a deep cut. I also. Can I just say out loud that I really love Lux's teacher? She is so fucking cute and adorable and sweet. She's been a teacher for 27 years. She has a full on rainbow family. She has a lot of queer kids. Yeah, apparently none of her kids are straight like her children. Like her actual children. Not the children she teaches, but the children that she raised. None of them are straight. I. I just really. I'M kind of obsessed with. With Asia Azul. She's. She. She's just so charming to me in. In a very mom way. But she's like, that's. I can tell. This is the teacher that I would have been obsessed with in school, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, if.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What.

[Monet X Change]

What type of. What type of teacher do you think you would have been in school? Like, do you think that you would have been this type of teacher?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, like Asia Azul?

[Monet X Change]

Mm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. I probably would've been closer to MIB's teacher, to be honest. Which is, like, a little bit funny, but probably slightly stern. But I don't think I would've been like.

[Monet X Change]

You think you'd be a stern teacher? I don't see you being, like, a stern teacher. When I think of stern teacher, I think about teachers. I hate it. You sound a teacher I would've enjoyed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wouldn't be one of the folks who's like, so we can say anything in so and so's class. In Mr. Caldwell's class. I would be one of those. You can't come to my class just saying anything. No, I think that I'm not gonna be, like, a law and order teacher, but I would not allow you to come to my class cussing.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. You can't cuss in my class. You cannot curse in my class.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I wouldn't let Akids cuss in my class either. Yeah, Fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think there are teachers who, like, wanna be in good favor with the students. I'm like, this is. Y' all need to get it together. And then RuPaul lets them know they're going to have to lip sync for their lives on the main stage. Everyone know. I don't know why y' all gag every time. Single makeover. There is an extra challenge, but we're gagging every time.

[Monet X Change]

And it really annoys me because it has nothing to, like, don't give it an extra challenge if it has no bearing in the thing. Like, on All Stars 4, when I tell y', all, the academy told us we had to do, like, a Judy Garland

[Bob the Drag Queen]

performance.

[Monet X Change]

And they were like, and this is going, like, this is going to be weighted to your thing. So Patty and I, we fucking burned the midnight oil and we, like, turned it out. And Pat and I were so fucking. We did win.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe it actually did weigh on the thing. You worked hard and you won. I don't even know what you're complaining

[Monet X Change]

about, because I want to see the full thing. Like, Patti and I. Please, Warlonda, release the My bitch Patty and I just won it for us. Like, we worked really hard, and there was so compromise about how good it was and how smart it was. Release the Judy Garland All Stars. Four performances.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please don't you still have the outfits? Go put them back on and do it again.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember what the choreography was on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That must have been some great choreography. Let's go into these outfits. So RuPaul's look looks. I like it more in this picture than I liked it on TV last night. For some reason. In this picture, I'm not, like, crazy about it, but in this picture, I like it. But last night, I was like, I don't think I like the way this moves on her.

[Monet X Change]

RuPaul has really. I mean, this season, she has done, like, I want to say 180, but she has left the garments in her. In the dust, girl. RuPaul is like, bitch, I'm showing leg. I'm being hot. I'm sexy. I'm showing my strong and flexible body. I love this RuPaul. Michelle Visage looks incredible. Look at those pink shoes. The body, the face, the hair. Michelle looks amazing. I want to wear this outfit. It's very simple, but I want this outfit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Haley also. I love Haley Aoki's look. I love. I actually feel like. I feel like I could see you more so wearing. I see you in this halo. Like, I would never wear a deep V like that with my, like, chest exposed like that. Um, but I feel like you would wear something like that. And it looks. I think she looks really, really great. And this is the outfit that. That Selena accused Ross of wearing. Am I lying? Did she lie? Did she lie? What?

[Monet X Change]

The problem with Hayley Kiyoko, though, I'm thinking she's wearing that sequin B.O. hair in sequin. I'm like, how is her hair not pulled out of her fucking scalp?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I don't think that human hair sticks to sequin the way that synthetic hair does. In my experience, when I did that. Well, that was one time we did, girl. I did this fucking mortician number in the uk and I had this long human hair wig, but the hair was so long, and I'm wearing sequins and, like. And it was kind of getting stuck, but not really, but I was, like, in cobwebs by the end of the thing. So maybe human hair does get stuck to. Because that was.

[Monet X Change]

That was wild. I will finish the number, and hair would be a death arpit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was crazy. So maybe, maybe, maybe human hair does get Stuck to sequence. I was gagged.

[Monet X Change]

That shit was so funny. I missed that tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's go on to Sasha. Colby and Ferocity. Colby.

[Monet X Change]

They are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, we're not going to harp on their complexions, but they are almost the same complexion in this moment as you.

[Monet X Change]

Harp on the complexions.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think they look really good. I. I do not. I think that Sasha could have patted a little less. I think that. Here's the thing. I think she had. You know, it takes a while to figure out what paths look right for you. And Sasha has never padded before, so outside of Sasha, because I actually think that Ferocity's padding looks really great and that Sasha is just a little. A little too. She needs them. She needs some of them more like your old pads that used to wear.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, I agree. And I think that. And I. But I do see the family, though. Like, if. If you did not. If Sasha was not there and I said, which one is Sasha's daughter? I would have. I would pick out Ferocity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, for sure. This looks great. And Ferocity. I was really gagged at how, like, she. She kind of is slightly giving Vanessa Williams, like.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So pretty.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Also, she's giving to me a little Giselle Barbie Royale.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, I think that's where you lost me. You lost me there.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to Loosey Laduca and Lala Laduca, which I do. I love the name Lala Laduca. I think that's very cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. You know, I think that Lucy did her dirty by giving her the plain dress. Like, I think that this is giving family resemblance down. I like Lucy's dress. I like Lala's jacket. I think that when Lucy's wearing the jacket, looks like she's wearing a boxing coat. And when. And when Lala is wearing the dress, it looks like a. Like a nightie. Like something you'd wear to sleep. And I do not parti. I don't. I don't. I just don't like the plain version. Like, they're. They're. They're. I don't know. They're obviously like. Like negatives of each other. Like, I don't like the plain version of each outfit.

[Monet X Change]

I tell you what, though, I do love Lala's jacket. And I. Loose Laduca. If you happen to ever listen to this, I will buy that fucking jacket. I love the fabric. It's like. It's giving me like a. Like a really cute duster. Like, I want that jacket. And I. I think it looks very cute. I Love this fabric.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is cute. Yeah, I like the dress and the jacket. I just. I would just wish that there was not a plain version of each one because I don't. I don't. I just didn't like it. That part.

[Monet X Change]

And then they were harping on Lala's shoes and Ross was like, it's a. It's a two. I was like. I was like, I think that is like a three. That's like a two and a half inch heel. Like, what's the problem? I think that Ross said that. Ross said that. He said. He was like. He was like. He was like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That.

[Monet X Change]

That was like a two. A two, three inch heel. It's like. So I like. It looks fine. Maybe that's all Lala could walk in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, we're going to call out this woman's shoes. We're going to let. We're going to let Mistress walk on. Walk on thumbtacks the whole season. And, and, and. And we're not going to say anything. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Sure.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I did. I thought that was a very weird critique. I see the family resemblance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me too.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. But of all of them, this was the second. So, like, they were all. Not that they weren't all good, but this was. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Mistress and Madame Thang. First of all, Madam Thang looks like Mish.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Oh, my God. She does look like Mish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fully Mish in full drag. Mish is one of the producers on Drag Race. I know Mish was probably interviewing her, being like, am I. Is this me?

[Monet X Change]

And I think doing the Spider Man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I love this look. Did Mistress make that there? Did she make that there?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she made both of those there. She said she had to sew them there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They should have traded boas. They should have. Because I think that.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes. Good idea, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I think it would have made them blend in. It would have made them. It would have made them connected more. Because when you're dressed in all black and there's no dimension to the dress, I can't tell where the boa stops, where the dress starts. It's just kind of hard to track with my eyes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I was gonna say I didn't. I didn't love this. And I think maybe switching to boas would have made it feel fierce. But watching it come out of the. I was like, it's okay. Even though they are both nightgowns. I mean, evening gowns. Yeah, evening gowns. And, you know, with all the same hair shape and The Bodo. I think switching the boas would have made it feel more cohesive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or maybe incorporating the same fabric into both. Put a black trim on. On. On Mistress's dress. Put some. What color is Mistress wearing? Is that like a blue? Baby blue or something? A teal? What is that?

[Monet X Change]

It's like a teal. Yeah, like a teal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Maybe if the dresses were both made in black and teal. If both the dresses were both black and teal. But I think that monochromatic was, in my opinion, a mistake.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Let's go into Luxx on the new.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the family resemblance is strong. The family resemblance with the. With. And in the outfits, too, is very strong.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah. Luxx on the noir girl. This was a boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Both these. Both these outfits are bad. Both Luxx's and Asia's are both bad. Asia was so sweet. First of all, the fact that she had no clue who Jennifer Coolidge was was hilarious. She's out there just, like, living her life. She was just so cute on this Runway. And I know she's a grown woman, and I'm not trying to infantilize this woman. I just. She was just, like, in. In a motherly way. She was so charming and so cute to me. To me. And I just. And the whole time, I kept thinking to myself, like, I know that she's gonna. That they're going to be in the bottom. And. And this, and this. And this sweet woman didn't know any better. She was just like, I'm living my dreams. She goes. She goes. She goes. I remind me I look like my tia, whatever her name was. And I was like, oh, my God, this is like, I hate to see. I hate to see what happened when she realizes she's in the bottom.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Luxx is a student of Drag Race, and never, ever, ever in these makeover challenges, when there is. When the. When did looks have such a departure from them? When they are not. When they're so far apart from. It is never a good thing. So I'm surprised that Luxx even came down the Runway in these outfits that. Oh, I mean, completely different. Like, yes, there's that little peekaboo of salmon in the lining of the cape, but that does not justify this look. And the hairs are so different. Like, it's just. This was just a. No. Like, this was just. No. No fair. I don't see it at all. Even if Luxx had the same gown on, maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, yeah, yeah, there's there's very little family resemblance in. And. And, like, are even the. Are the eyes even similar? Did she even do their eye makeup the same?

[Monet X Change]

I think she tried. They both have, like, a crease in the. In the opposite color, but there's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you see how much highlight is underneath Lux's eye and how much highlight is underneath Asia Azul's eye. Like, it's just, like, it just. Even in the makeup, it feels like she didn't even. I'm just really. I'm really shocked that. Yeah, with you. She's a student of Drag Race, and I'm shocked that she. That she let this. That she thought this was gonna work, quite frankly.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah. Let's go on to Elektra and Anitra, which I love her name. This was a slam dunk. First of all, this hair on Elektra, bitch, I want this hair. She looks so good. Fucking Anetra beat that bitch's mug into submission.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eesh.

[Monet X Change]

Ew. She looks amazing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did she make these there?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know if she made them there. I didn't see that much, but she looks like angina a little bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we do know that Anetra makes her own outfits, so we don't know if she made it there, but we do think she. This is how you do it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To quote Ross Matthews, and this is how you win this competition. Like, this is so good. This is giving the way that they were. They were very cute together. This is full on family resemblance. This is like, Anetra understood the assignment. She truly, truly, truly understood the assignment. And in my opinion, she has the best presentation of the evening.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. I agree. She really did the best, even down to the shoes. Even though, you know, getting that clear band. They're not the same loose side shoe, but it's giving the same thing with that same clear toe strap and the black. Like, I think Anisha really nailed it. So good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's your least favorite?

[Monet X Change]

My least favorite is Luxx for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, same, I don't think.

[Monet X Change]

Who's your best look?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My best was Anetra. Anitra, do you really want to go into these, perform these lip sync performances?

[Monet X Change]

No, we don't. I didn't write down any notes of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It also didn't seem fair that some of the girls had to do three at a time. I get it. There's only. There's five people left. I get it. But, like, I just don't know why they had them do that. Like, I don't know. I don't even know why they made them do that. I just don't get it. Like, for what? For what? You know, to quote Cardi. To quote the poet Laurie Cardi.

[Monet X Change]

B.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was that?

[Monet X Change]

Raisin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So about the judging, I gagged that Michelle brought up that. So Haley was like. Haley said the famous line. The famous, famous line. I'm going to have to disagree with Michelle. It seems like a running gag at this point how often people say the words, I'm going to have to disagree with Michelle.

[Monet X Change]

Does that happen often?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It happens. I'm going to have to disagree with Michelle. I disagree with Michelle. I have to disagree with Michelle is a very common statement. I literally have a.

[Monet X Change]

A.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A piece of art in my bathroom that says, I'm going to have to disagree with Michelle. I literally have a piece of art in my house that says that because it's such a running gag at this point. But I love that Michelle was not going to let it go. Michelle was like, and by the way, you disagreeing with me earlier, you're wrong. Basically, during the. During the judging, when the girls went back, Michelle was like. And just so you know, you're wrong. I don't even know what it was. I think that. Oh, Michelle.

[Monet X Change]

I forget, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it was about. Was it about Lux and Asia? Yeah. She was saying that she didn't see the fan resemblance, and Haley was like, I thought they were having fun. I disagree with Michelle.

[Monet X Change]

Are you sure it was about Luxon?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't. I'm not sure, but I can't fully remember, to be honest. It might have been about Loosey Laduca, maybe.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think it was about Mistress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, let's just name the whole cast at this point. I think it was about. I think it was about Hailey when she was on Celebrity Drag Race. Okay, so maybe Haley's trying to get. Maybe Haley has some revenge, but some past trauma from when she was a contestant on Drag Race and she's trying to get back in.

[Monet X Change]

Michelle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know if Anetra. Okay, Anitra. Gets her third win. Anitra is officially.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. Oh, my God. Because, you know, earlier when they were doing their makeup, sometimes I feel like. Sometimes with Lucy, I'm like, if there was just someone there to be, like, she'd be fine. When they were asking about who has how many wins, Mistress's daughter was like, who has the. How many wins do y' all have? And then Lucy was like, well, I have. I have two main challenge wins and three.

[Monet X Change]

I haven't seen that part it's like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

if someone could be like, don't, don't do that. Don't do that because you're going to. They're gonna drag. They're gonna drag. If you say. If you go in here being like, well, if we're counting, so and so wins, like, girl, they're gonna drag. But anyway, so Anitra and Sasha Colby

[Monet X Change]

are now tied for three wins and Lux has two. And then Mistress has one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And a lot of people I cannot believe. Mistress has one look, one win. That's wild to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet said each only has one look. Monet said Michelle only has one look. Did y' all hear that? Monet said Mistress only has one look. She called Mistress a one look queen. That one look.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy to me. Well, wait, before we get there, we have to talk about the lip sync.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

And Lux popped off. Lux was all. She was all over the. But she was up, she was down. She was in front of Lucy. She was twirling. She was on the floor. She was doing that. The. The Nick. Nicki Minaj Anaconda. Bam, bam, bam. She was doing everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's called the crybaby. The crybaby. Nicki Minaj does something kind. Cuz Nicki Minaj's arms are by her side.

[Monet X Change]

This is true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she's just hopping the ground. But that being said, I do agree that. That Lux won. I don't think that it was like. I don't think that like, like Anitra popped off when she. When she said Marsha cubed home.

[Monet X Change]

It was a little chaotic. Like, Like, I want to say chaotic,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but it was chaotic. It was chaotic. I. I'll say it. She was. Because she. Because it's like, you know, you don't have to do everything everywhere all at once.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, yeah, like, also, like, if there's one person. This is no shade to Loosey Laduca, but if there's one person where you need to break out all the tricks, it's not Lucy. Like, like, this is one. I mean, no shade to Selena, but this is one where. Where it's probably not going to be. It's probably not going to be that hard to scoop up a victory on. Lucy has a lot of strengths, and I don't think that her. Her. Her lip sync assassin is. Is one of those things.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me just go back to my notes real quick.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry. Me too. I wanna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, I think so. Oh, so Lucy girl. So Lucy is not in a good mood.

[Monet X Change]

Her Mirror message, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not just a mirror message.

[Monet X Change]

From the moment. I'm sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From the moment she realizes she.

[Monet X Change]

She could.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She could barely get out of her, like, her witty line. Also, can I ask, like, is this shit? Like. Like, why are y' all writing exit lines? Like, why are y' all writing. I get it. Be prepared for anything, but, like, you prepared to leave.

[Monet X Change]

But maybe it was. I think it probably spontaneous. I don't think you think that. You think Lucy was at home, like, oh, when I leave, I'm gonna say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. But I do know that all these witty lines. Clearly some girls are writing them before they get. I don't think all these girls are thinking of these lines on their way to the back of the stage. I don't. Because all these girls come up with all these great little catchphrases that they leave. I don't think they're all thinking of them from the. From the time they're looking at Ru to the time they make it to the. To the entrance of the main stage.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't. I didn't. Even though it was my third lip sync, I did not think. I wasn't thinking. I'm lying. What I said. I don't remember what I said. I just kind of said it when I got there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Because it wasn't. But some of these girls have, like, pre written, like, funny bits, and that is. It is.

[Monet X Change]

And so remember, if I lead the competition, then you know that if I leave, then we go together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's always based on their name. Like Monet's, like. And remember, you can always get an exchange, but you'll never get a refund. Thank you so much. Like. Like.

[Monet X Change]

But I. I thought Lucy's was funny, though. I thought it was funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be fair, I did think of that just in this moment. So I guess you can't think of. Think of one in the time between. It was cute, but I'm. I'm not saying it wasn't cute, but I'm just gagged that people are writing exit lines. That is so crazy to me. That is crazy. So she's crying and she's having a hard time getting her exit line out. And baby in the workroom.

[Monet X Change]

Iconic. Iconic. Back in iconic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's one of the girls who leaves and goes. And there's other girls here who should. Who are less talented. I'm obviously exaggerating. She didn't say this, but it has. There are girls who aren't as good as me, aren't as unique as me. Who don't deserve to be here anymore. But all through tears, it is. It is gaggy.

[Monet X Change]

Well, most people are, like, reflective. They're, like, thinking about their time and saying, like, I had a great time, blah, blah. But she is. I have quotes. She said this. I feel. I feel a little slighted. I've always delivered. I executed everything. Mistress put her girl in a stretch dress. I'm one of the most unique people in this competition, and I can't say the same for everyone else. Bitch. I live. I love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's too much. Just talk about how you felt. I mean, talk about your. Listen. Advice to anyone going on Drag Race. If you get eliminated. Bitch, talk about yourself. When you're leaving, talk about you. Why did she have to drag Mistress on the way out the door? Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

It was giving Regina George. Mistress is the bell. Brooks is a fugly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, can I say this goes to prove my point that I don't think she was doing something sneaky, because clearly, if there's anyone that. That Lucy has it out for, it is Mistress. And she gave Mistress the perfect person to work with her. That's. That's why I don't think that. That Lucy had some sneaky motives to try to. To try to make Lux's job harder while making literally everyone else's job significantly easier. I don't think that she targeted Lux. I mean, I'm assuming. I don't know. For all I know, she did. For all I know, she had it out for her and she wanted her to, and she wanted to use her, you know, blackness.

[Monet X Change]

We have to agree to disagree. I think that in this, in the premise of this, Mistress was safe and Luxx was in the bottom with her, so she was. She can't. She can't drag Luxx anymore. She's like, yeah, she got what she deserved. And I. And I would. I would have gotten away for it. I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that pesky Brooks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we are down to four girls. And RuPaul said at the top of the next episode, she has assured us. And I do expect you to hold true to this promise, Ru. Otherwise, I will send Monet to your house in the hills too, after she leaves her next cocaine fueled party. You said there's going to be three, so if someone I don't want to see, I don't want to hear nothing about no double nothing. Unless it's a double elimination.

[Monet X Change]

I would love to go into the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

finale with the top two. That'd be everything.

[Monet X Change]

And I know y' all haven't filmed the finale yet, so if there's y' all still planning, I would really, really, really appreciate if we did the season eight, season seven, prepare a number situation, season 14, and then the final two lip sync for their lives. I think that is a nice meeting of all the things. Things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's quickly predict the finale. Okay. They're going to be allowed in my opinion, not my opinion. They're probably. Okay. I'm. I'm gonna try to Raven Baxter this thing. Okay, hold on. Okay, she's going to. The girls are all. First of all, RuPaul is going to do a performance. RuPaul is going to walk out and do like a maybe like a 30 second performance of, of a brand new song.

[Monet X Change]

60 seconds. While not at 30 seconds, they're normally a minute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm talking about my prediction. Do your prediction on your own time. Do your prediction on your own time, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Go. Please go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I do my thing, please? Thank you. Jacob, mute her microphone. RuPaul's going to come out. She's going to dance kind of like this. Do her thing. And when the girls are going to come out, I think that the look queen. I think the girl with the most sickening look at this finale is probably going to. I gotta look at the cast real quick. Hold on.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you mean like when the, when they all. When they announced she was she. She may not be the Queen of England, but she's the queen of our hearts. Is Bob the Drag Queen like that? The little Runway thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I think that the best look is probably. Honestly, I, maybe I think it might be either Irene Dubois or Lex or. No, Mistress. Irene Dubar. Mistress. And maybe, maybe Sugar and Spice. Sugar Spice might turn. They might take the note. Maybe they'll take the note and really switch up the game.

[Monet X Change]

See, that's the thing though. If anything they do that's different from what we have seen from them. If we're gonna be like, yes, work, y' all did it. But I think that in terms of turning a look Irene Luxx or Mistress. And when I say, when I say, I say something gag worthy, right? It may not be something crazy, but something gag worthy. Those are my predictions.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I think that there's gonna be some beef brought up between.

[Monet X Change]

So you think it's gonna be like the traditional. Like when they all sit down on stage and talk like reunion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's gonna be reunion slash finale. You know how they did. Cause like my season was a reunion finale because we didn't have a reunion, but they.

[Monet X Change]

They're gonna have a reunion, so they probably just. This is all gonna be finale. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well, then never mind. And then I think that the top two are gonna be Sasha versus Anetra. And I think that we have. I think that we've seen Sasha, like, do her thing, but we have not even begun to see Sasha do her thing, like, with production. Like, they're both great dancers, but I

[Monet X Change]

think when Sasha confused Sasha. So you mean, like, you mean like the final two is gonna be Sasha and Anitra?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think we have yet to see Sasha do her thing with production, y'. All. Sasha's about to literally be in her bag. The finale is a pageant. This is what Sasha does. This is her thing. There's going to be Q and A. She's going to eat, eat, eat epos and beninis. Okay. She is going to do a production number with people behind her. It's going to be some. I hope it is some Hawaiian indigenous, beautiful, whatever, or you know what I mean? And then she's going to do a one on one lip sync. We're about to see Sasha Kobe, in my opinion, do probably one of the most impressive finale packages that we've seen in a long time.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. So I disagree. I think Lux is going to be the luxury. What we said most gaggo either looks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Each girl is gonna do their production thing, but I think in the production, they're gonna have to work in the parameter of they're gonna have to work in the parameters to make it equal for everyone else. So, like, just like we saw in season 14, each girl is probably gonna get four or eight dancers that drag Race provides. Sasha. If Sasha could bring her pageant dynasty like family to it, sure, that'll be different. But I don't think they'll be able to bring 90 dancers from home to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I think tons of. I didn't say it's gonna be tons of dancers. I never said that.

[Monet X Change]

Can I get mine?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I just interrupted you as me and Taj interrupted me. So I get one more interruption. Just so you know, I don't know when I'm gonna use it, but I do get one more interruption. Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

So I think Sasha is good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're all gonna have to work with

[Monet X Change]

the confines of drag race. So 4A dancers. I think Sasha is gonna have a show stopping number, but I think also Mishress, who is from a pageant family, I think she's gonna give us a fantasy as well. And I think I think Anetra gonna do a good job as well reclaiming my time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna use my second interruption. This is my last one. Reclaim my side. I do agree. I mean, unless, like, Chevelle Brooks. I mean, Chevelle Brooks might, might, might help create the whole number four. I mean, I'm sure Chevelle. By the way, if you guys don't know Chevelle Brooks, you. Oh, my God. You have to look up her doing Ring the alarm. You have to look up Chevelle Brooks doing ring the Alarm. I'm one of those, like, fan girls when it comes to, like, these, like, like, the Erica Andrews, the Brooklyn Heights, the Naysha Lopez is the Giselle Barbara Royales. I'm a fan girl of these people because they are so intense. And, like, I've been watching these bad performances all the time. Y' all go watch Chevelle Brooks to Ring the Alarm. It's going to knock your socks off. But I still think that the. That, like, Sasha Kobe, what she does is just. For me, when I watch her performance, they're just so insane. I'm just assuming that's going to. It's not going to be the whole Chevelle. The Brooks dynasty versus the Kobe dynasty. It is going to be Mistress versus Kobe versus Sasha.

[Monet X Change]

So are you done with your. With your second interruption? So I think Mistress. I think Mitch is going to edge Anetra on a little bit, and the finalist is going to be Sasha and Edgar and Mistress, and I think that we're going to see, like, a bad. I think it's going to be. It's going to be great. It's going to be great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think Mistress one win Brooks is going to beat out Anitra? Three wins.

[Monet X Change]

Ani.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three wins. Truh.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, we've seen last night also, but if they're going to a final three, Mistress might win this last challenge, and it should be 2 versus 2 versus 3.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does anyone win. Does anyone win the last challenge?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, when it's going into the. Now that we're going into the finale, someone can't because someone will have to be eliminated.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, does someone. But no one wins the. No one wins the. Yeah, the. The RuPaul song challenge. Do they? Yeah. Do they? I think so. Didn't evie win season 11? Did she? I don't Monet you. I don't remember Money. You've done a final song. Did someone win that challenge? No, but yours won. All because it was the final episode.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the episode. So that's why. So I Don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm trying to. I'm looking really quick, but my. When we did. I genuinely don't remember. You're right. On episode 12, it says there's no winner for. At least I'm looking at season 11, when I thought Easy One, Eevee One, and Vanjie was eliminated. There were. Everybody was safe, and then there are people on the bottom, but nobody. So I think that we. We already have all the wins we're going to get this season. But then again, Drag Race changes up the form whenever they want to. They'd be switching up the game, so who knows?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah. We shall see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. So we'll see.

[Monet X Change]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is either going to be Sasha and Mistress or is it going to be Sasha and nature? Comment below. Who do you think is going to be in the final two?

[Monet X Change]

Who do you think? Wow. You just said you didn't even consider Luxx.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Neither did you.

[Monet X Change]

Luxx has two wins, but you didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She. She wasn't in your finale either. Like, what up? What?

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Why?

[Monet X Change]

Stop focusing on me. Focus on you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. I think that the final two are going to be Anita and Sasha, though. That's my pick for the final two. And yours is Mistress and Sasha. Comment below. Who do you think will be in the final two lip syncs? And I hope that. That the lip sync feel. I hope that they. I hope they do an elimination process. I hope that they start with three. They cut one girl after the performances, and then only two girls. Do the lip sync. For your life. That's my dream. I don't want multiple. I don't want to see three way.

[Monet X Change]

Hate it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, ex. Nay on that, do you?

[Monet X Change]

Only three ways I want to see are on X tube.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would watch Anitra in a three way. All right, we gotta stop. We gotta stop. All right. Thank you all so much. We got it. Monet, we gotta stop. It's too much. It's too much, Mo. It's too much. We gotta stop. Monet, we gotta stop.