Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S15E2 "One Night Only, Part 2" Review

Summary

Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S15E2 "One Night Only, Part 2" Review

Hosts: Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: January 11, 2023
Podcast: Sibling Rivalry — Sibling Watchery Series

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Episode Overview

Bob and Monét dive into the second half of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 15’s premiere (“One Night Only, Part 2”), reviewing the expanded cast’s talent show, runway looks, and chemistry. They dish on standout performances, production choices, and bring their hilarious chemistry and candid drag expertise—complete with playful arguments, Survivor references, and pop culture tangents.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The “Merger” and Meeting Out of Drag (00:33)

• The queens combine into one big group of 16.
• Bob: Questions if 16 contestants are too many for Drag Race.
• Monét: Thinks it’s manageable if the structure is right.
• The queens meet out of drag, which Bob finds anticlimactic; Monét prefers it, arguing it reduces immediate snap judgments.
  • Monét: “When you see girls coming in the entrance looks, you're judging, you're like, oh, this bitch going home first... I like not having anything to judge them by.” (01:38)

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Cast Chemistry & Backstage Antics (02:00–03:59)

• Fun banter about personal “icks” and habits while getting ready.
• Discussion about queens struggling with choreography after the groups combine.
  • Bob: “I'd have been mad if I was the first group... bitch, we just spent all this time coming up with choreography. Now there's some new hoes...” (03:59)

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Talent Show Format & Inspiration (04:48–12:14)

• The rise of “obscure” talent acts, referencing Irene’s ice water bit as potentially inspired by Willow Pill.
• Wondering if the trend is about topping past oddball performances.
  • Bob: “Might go down in history as the worst talent show in the history of drag.” (05:36)
• Both hosts agree that making a glass of ice water could be funny with the right comedian and enough time—but Drag Race's one-minute window is too tight for most.
  • Bob: “Do not do stand-up comedy with a minute of time... I would not personally try to do stand-up with one minute.” (06:18)
• Conversation about the ever-present “wig measuring” drama.
• Observations on the TikTok twins’ struggles with timed makeup and the contrast to established queens who can “get ready in an hour” (09:23).

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Judging Panel Looks (11:11)

• Ross Mathews noticeably steps up his fashion.
• Michelle Visage is praised for “aging like sauvignon blanc.”
• Ariana Grande’s cone bra, “little titties,” and pop diva references prompt a comedic breakdown.

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The Talent Show: Queen-by-Queen Breakdown (14:29–39:23)

General Impressions

• Many queens choose to perform original songs—Bob muses if the show encourages this.
  • Bob: “Are y’all rappers?...” (16:27)
• Monét feels original material is a chance for queens to stand out, especially if they neither sing nor rap.

Detailed Talent Reviews (Selected Timestamps)

• Malaysia: Strong singer, well-styled; performance “fine but not revolutionary.” (15:48–16:56)
• Spice & Sugar: Similar acts based on their TikTok brand; safe/middle-of-the-road. (17:02–18:24)
• Luxx Noir London: Favorite look/performance from the twins’ group; well-executed rhinestone cast. (18:27–19:42)
• Mistress Isabelle Brooks: “Front-runner,” praised for boxing-themed number and energetic final split. (20:16–21:09)
• Lucy LaDuca: Great look, but poor vocals; owned up to it (“She did not sound great. It was not good.” - 21:32–22:18).
• Marcia Marcia Marcia: Technically impressive dance, well-staged comedic bits, but persona is “a little bland.” (22:18–23:19)
• Robin Fierce: “Standard” club number, lacked ambition/set dressing. (23:19–24:14)
• Irene Dubois: The infamous ice water act—a major flop (24:47–25:15); recurring theme throughout the episode.
• Anetra: Athletic, self-made look, karate break, “duckwalked her ass off”—unanimously praised (“Anetra 8” - 27:58–29:29).
• Princess Poppy: Standout for unexpected comedy via a puppet; disliked dress but loved the act (31:04–31:44).
• Selina Estitties: High energy, fun lyrics, solid reveal but questionable nude illusion.
• Amethyst: Flawed pacing with her baby reveal; creative idea poorly executed.
• Ora Mayari: Cringy, “awkward hip-hop” dance; harshest critique (“Terrible. I hated it. I was so cringy.” - 35:58).
• Sasha Colby: Solid performance but not mind-blowing; praised for legacy, not for the particular act.
• Jax: Absolute favorite of the night—explosive jumps, clever hair jump rope reveal (“Top five talent show performances in Drag Race history.” – 39:13).

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Runway Reviews (40:06–66:11)

(A selection of highlights; see transcript for queen-by-queen detail.)

• Irene Dubois: Great from the chest-up, “panties and boots” below underwhelming.
• Luxx Noir London: Striking look reminiscent of Aquaria and Gottmik (discussion of referencing vs. copying, 43:43–45:28).
• Anetra: Wins praise for sewing her own catsuit and standing out with “incredible” drag.
• Malaysia: Classic pageant vibes; hosts hate the “hem by her pussy” (51:38).
• Princess Poppy: Talent strong, look “disgusting,” “crazy skirt,” and sloppy silhouette (52:18–53:34).
• Jax: Mixed reviews—some see “minion,” some praise athletic cat suit, others dislike clashing patterns.

Designer/Off-the-Rack Drag (57:35)

• Discussing queens wearing designer runway fashion or fast fashion “off the rack.”
  • Monét: “I don't think there's anything wrong with that if it's well done and it looks good...” (58:01)

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Bottom 3, Lip Sync, and Elimination (66:29)

• Bottom 3: Lucy LaDuca (safe), Amethyst, and Irene Dubois.
• Amethyst stays; Irene is shockingly eliminated.
  • Bob: “I felt like she just gave more to the show.” (67:02)
  • Monét: “Irene would have given us a whole lot... Justice for Irene!” (68:12)
• Brief debate on “first out” queens and if they deserve an All Stars spin-off (Bob is against, Monet is for; Bob considers being the first out “iconic” but not necessarily a good season premise—69:36).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Bob (on meeting out of drag): “Seeing each other's entrance looks is exciting versus being like, oh, just meeting someone out of drag.”
• Monét (on judging entrance looks): “You make snap judgments about how you think they're going to perform. And sometimes you underestimate people.”
• Bob (on Irene’s act): “Might go down in history as the worst talent show in the history of drag.” (05:36)
• Monét: “Lucy came out on stage and took a fucking Laduki.” (22:00)
• Bob (on Jax): “It was a show of how clever she is... This number was so, so smart. Everything about the way she... This is how you pace a number.” (38:05–39:13)
• Matteo Lane (cameo, 41:36): On whether he could make ice water funny in a minute: “I would look at Lucille Ball and see what she did. Like her physicality, you know, she would like bake bread... it would be a little hacky, but I think I could do it.”
• Monét (on the twins): “You're not gonna win Drag Race that way. Michelle is coming with a vengeance.” (30:16)

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Ongoing Sibling Banter & Inside Jokes

• Recurring bit about Monét stealing Bob’s sequin jacket, and the two “lending” costumes.
• Arguments over “big makeup vs small makeup,” “off the rack” vs. bespoke drag, and who “hates Aura Mayari.”
• Playful shading of Drag Race production, fashion choices, and even the idea of “first out” All Stars.
• Matteo Lane’s guest call-in to weigh in on the viability of the “ice water” talent bit.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:33] – Introduction & group “merger”
• [01:09] – Discussion: Meeting each other out of drag
• [03:48] – Choreography struggles; Talent show planning
• [04:48] – Trend of obscure talent acts (Willow Pill, Irene)
• [09:07] – The TikTok twins and makeup timing
• [11:11] – Judges’ looks
• [14:29] – Talent Show queen-by-queen review
• [27:58] – Anetra’s standout performance
• [38:05] – Jax’s performance praised as “Drag Race history”
• [40:06] – Runway segment begins
• [51:38] – Malaysia’s pageant look critique
• [66:29] – Bottom 3, lip sync, elimination discussion
• [69:13] – First out All Stars debate

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Tone & Style

The episode crackles with classic sibling snark and deep drag knowledge. Bob is sharp, quick to nitpick, fond of pop culture analogies, while Monét brings warmth and shade in equal measure. The duo riff on Drag Race lore, share backstage realness, and maintain their trademark irreverence toward the show's mythology and their own drag lives.

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For New Listeners / Drag Race Fans

• Expect in-depth but accessible critiques of both performance and fashion.
• The episode is as much about the Drag Race production and challenges as the individuals competing.
• Tangents, funny rants, sibling-level teasing, and pop culture asides are rampant—come for the recaps, stay for the shade!

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End of Summary

Transcript

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[Bob]

Hello, everyone. Welcome back. We're doing a two parter. It is a Wednesday. It is sibling watchery, actually.

[Monet X Change]

Sibling watch. I know. This is so unprecedented, having two watch reads one week. Like, we're being bad girls.

[Bob]

So let's talk about the merger. So the two groups of girls combined.

[Monet X Change]

Not the Survivor reference. Bob making Survivor references. Not even realize he's making Survivor.

[Bob]

I was, I was making a joke about mergers because, like, what's that company like? When companies join. Join companies.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob]

Anyway, is 16 too many?

[Monet X Change]

I was thinking so. But if there are no people staying and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I think it'll be fine.

[Bob]

They meet each other out of drag, which is very anticlimactic. I want to meet. I want to meet the girls. I would have wanted to meet each other in drag. You know why?

[Monet X Change]

Why does it matter?

[Bob]

Because I don't know, Seeing each other's entrance looks is exciting versus being like, oh, just meeting someone out of drag. I would rather see them in drag.

[Monet X Change]

I like it that way. Because then Monet's like, why even do

[Bob]

Monet's like, why even do drag on the show at this point?

[Monet X Change]

Because you can't make. Because then you can't judge them. Right? So that way you're treating everyone equally. Because when you see girls coming in, the interest looks you're judging, you're like, oh, this bitch going home first. Like, when you see people in drag, you make snap judgments about how you think they're going to perform. And sometimes you underestimate people. So I like not having anything to judge them by.

[Bob]

Are you cold?

[Monet X Change]

Me?

[Bob]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob]

It's like if it's temporary, to wear a sweater. That is crazy to me. Crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I also have a sweater on, like booty shorts. I'm more so wearing the sweater because it's cute on camera, not because I'm like cold. Can I.

[Bob]

You know how people have icks? You know my ick for you, the way you interact with your hats, I don't know why. It drives me crazy. When you scratch your hats, when you tug your hat, but it's not moving. Like, you haven't adjusted anything. Like, you do, like this, but nothing's. Nothing shifted.

[Monet X Change]

When you.

[Bob]

When you scratch the. The bill of your hat, that shit sends me. That sends me. Sends me money.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? Do you know what my ick for you is? What? One of my. You cannot let me be. One of my.

[Bob]

You can't let me be this. This is how. This is rich. This is wealthy coming from you of all people. You literally laugh at me for existing. I will just be sitting there minding my. You will just start laughing at my pure existence. Anything I do, you'll be like, bob, it is so you. Anything I do, you will just cackle at my existence. And you talking about, I can't. That's hilarious. Hilarious.

[Monet X Change]

Watcher.

[Matteo Lane]

Re.

[Monet X Change]

Not Survivor. I mean, Survivor Monet be like, oh, my head itches.

[Matteo Lane]

Here.

[Bob]

Go Monet. Ooh, that's better.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, you act like you can't feel. I can feel the sensation through my

[Bob]

head, but you scratch the bill. You scratched the bill.

[Monet X Change]

I did not scratch it. I do.

[Bob]

You've done it. We've all seen you scratch the bill of a hat.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. Okay? This is watchery, not advisory. Continuing on. So the girls have all met each other, and they know they're doing the talent show, and they have to work each other on choreography, choreographing the talent show. And they're like, someone. I forget who says that. They're like, you know, you do your side, y' all do yours, and we'll do ours. And they're like, that's not going to work. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

[Bob]

Well, I mean. Well, I would have been mad if I was the first group and we had to, like, bitch, we just spent all this time coming up with choreography. Now there's some new hoes we gotta fucking figure out. That would annoy me personally. For me personally. That would annoy the shit out of me.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, I agree. But they eventually figured it out, and I'm sure, considering my experience with Drag Race, I'm sure someone came in to help them finish this up. I don't think these girls completely made that opening by themselves. Or maybe they did. So I just don't think that will happen, you know?

[Bob]

I mean, who knows? Who knows? You never know. I mean, Queens do shows without people helping them around the world all the time.

[Monet X Change]

This Is true. But not. But not in eight hours and not with 16 people that you've never met before and not. You know what I mean?

[Bob]

Yeah, sorry, my hand was at you.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so they go back to the workroom and everyone's like talking about the talent shows and stuff like that. And Luxx. Lux brings up a valid point to me. She said, she said, you know, Irene is going to make a glass of ice water. And she was like, because of the success of Willow's Number, I think we're going to see a lot of people trying to out out obscure the next person. And I'm like, because if Willow Pill did not do that number, do we think Irene would have tried to make ice water? I don't think so.

[Bob]

I thought she was. I, I thought it was like when. What's her name? I thought it was like when, when, when Kornbread said she was going to. She want to do a hot dog eating contest. Which by the way, which would have been sickening if she could have eaten like 20 hot dogs that have been crazy. But I was just like, why this glass of water might be. Might go down in history as the worst talent show in the history of drag. This might be this. Honestly, it's between this and Jasmine Masters. You don't smell that. It smell like shit. It really smell like shit.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think. You know what, but here's. It could have been funny, right? Like I think if Nicole Byer. But again, she is a stand up world around communion. If Nicole Byer did a number making ice water, I think that would have been funny. Like, I'm sure Nicole Byer could make that funny. I just don't think it's in Irene's wheelhouse or in her bag to do that.

[Bob]

I've said this before and I said it.

[Monet X Change]

I can see you making a glass of ice water funny. I could see that.

[Bob]

I could. But also. But I don't think I could. I would want to do it in a minute and do not do stand up comedy with a minute of time. Do you can be funny doing something else, but I would not personally try to do stand up with one minute. What are you going to get out

[Monet X Change]

there and say Bianca the real did it?

[Bob]

No, she did not. They did a stand up challenge. They all did stand up.

[Monet X Change]

Oh yeah, yeah. It was challenge.

[Bob]

They all had. They all had a full set. One minute. One minute is not enough time to do stand up in my opinion. In my professional opinion.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob]

But then also so now that the groups are like co mingling and everyone's like ruminating. I kind of wish one of the first groups have been like, you know, we met Ariana Grande and they started measuring and they started measuring wigs again. This fucking wig, I'm. If it doesn't come out, if they don't bust out a tape measure before the end of the. This is Stanislav. Stanis. Stanislavski's gun. Chekhov's gun. This Chekhov's gun. They have to measure this wig. They have to.

[Monet X Change]

Irene gone though. Irene's gone. So the person who wanted to measure it is gone.

[Bob]

I know, I know. But I'm obsessed with this wig. This wig is the 16th, 17th queen of the season.

[Monet X Change]

This, this, this like candy music being like, oh yeah, I had a ball gown with the train from here to Modesto, honey. And I just, I just, I just, I. I was like, yeah, bitch, show us the dress.

[Bob]

So is this gown that allegedly. Have you ever confronted Kandi about this dress?

[Monet X Change]

No, I have not. But I think Kandi's from the Bronx.

[Bob]

The boogie down honey. Don't you ever come for her.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, anyone from New York knows that Brooklyn will watch the Bronx. Brooklyn will watch the Bronx so easily my name. So I don't you think Cardi B.

[Bob]

Cardi B would have. Cardi B would like a word with you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh yeah. Watching My Kids by Miyana, Biggie Smalls, Diddy Mace. We all have a word with Cardi B.

[Bob]

What? And you know who the toughest one when I have work with you? Jennifer Lopez from the Bronx 6 train. Don't be fooled by the rockset I got. I'm still king of blocks. Yeah, now who's badass anyway? Yeah, you got. Now you scared. You scared cuz. Cuz Jlo about to come whoop that ass. Now you scared.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, listen. When. When Jlo can handle the. The bridge of I will always love you, then she can come to the fight. Ok, let's.

[Bob]

She's a patron. Jennifer Lopez is a patron. Okay, before we get into the talent show also they are the queen. The twins are struggling to like finish their makeup. Like they cannot get it done.

[Monet X Change]

Them probably them probably one of those girls that take like four and five hours to get ready.

[Bob]

You just sound a so Caribbean. Them probably them probably one of them. Sorry, go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

They take. They seem like. Because again, they only get ready at home. They never are like rushing to do anything. It's not like they. It's not like they have a gig at 11 o' clock and they need to leave the house. They are Just in their house. I guess when we finish, we'll like, film the TikTok. Like, they've probably never been under the time constraint to get ready.

[Bob]

Yeah, it was very. I was like, these girls, you're like, what you say you're like less than an hour to get fully ready, like at like 50 minutes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, 45. 50 minutes to get from, like no makeup on to. But also, I don't pad anymore. I just corset, so.

[Bob]

And are you like, Is this like, like ass to grass? Like, like, you're really. You, like, pedal to the metal or you just, like, just doing your makeup?

[Monet X Change]

No, this is pedal to the metal. If I'm like, going, going.

[Bob]

Yeah, if I'm going, going, I get my make. I can get. I can get. I can get in full. Full fantasy drag in like an hour and 20 minutes if I am just pedal to the metal. But if I can, like, listen to my podcast and like, call people and like, cacackle, then I would like, I like two hours.

[Monet X Change]

Got it? Yeah.

[Bob]

But also, Monet will wait till the last minute. Monet will wait till the last minute. Monet will be walking around backstage in her underwear and eat. Eating hummus and chips. And then. And then, like, they like 30 minutes show money will go over there and be like, they don't stress you out?

[Monet X Change]

No, because I hate. I hate being ready so early because I always like to pee, like, at the last minute, so I hate, like, putting my. My gaff on.

[Bob]

But you can do your makeup and like, around with your. Because also Monet will wear her makeup for the next five days like everyone else did their makeup. Everyone else at the venue, their face, they will show. Monet will come the next morning. Monet's like, I just like to take my time. Let's talk about this talent show.

[Monet X Change]

The talent show. Well, first of all, let's talk about the judges looks. Ross, bitch. Ross heard y' all talking shit about him, and Ross said, baby, I'm changing it up this season. Ross has on his, like, blouse with his bow and his boots. Ross looks so cute.

[Bob]

Ross, I'm glad he stopped wearing those sequin track suits or sequin members only jackets. It was. It was. It was. It was not. It didn't even look cute the first time. No shade, Ross.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, no shade.

[Bob]

If it was like once, I. This is cute. But anyway, everyone else. Michelle is really aging like a seon blanc. It is insane saying, she looks great.

[Monet X Change]

Michelle looks really good. And this white. She better work.

[Bob]

And Ross looks good too. And I Mean, Ariana looks nice. I mean, it's kind of. It's like a Madonna knot or something.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, with the, with the, with the cone bra, maybe with a.

[Bob]

With the ponytail. I mean, the ponytail always, but ponytail and the con bra and a cone bra.

[Monet X Change]

If it's a cum bra, I was like, oh, my God.

[Bob]

Oh, the bra is filled with C. The cones are filled with C. Oh,

[Monet X Change]

so you just snap the nipples off and get a little taste.

[Bob]

Does Ariana girl have a boob job or does she have, like, tiny little titties? Does she get a boob job?

[Monet X Change]

I think she has. I think she has tiny titties. Ariana is very.

[Bob]

I think little titties are sexy. Little titties are very sexy.

[Monet X Change]

I think so, too.

[Bob]

Tiny little titties.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I said if I got. I said if I got breast implants, I want a, like a B cup, but I want like a small, like, I want, like a tight, like, full, like, perky bee. I think a perky bee would be nice.

[Bob]

Yeah. I be like, little titties. Be sexy. I be like, nothing. Little titties. Little titties.

[Monet X Change]

But something about saying little titties feels, not. Doesn't feel nice.

[Bob]

If you're in the. If you're in the comment and you have. If you're in the chat and you have a little titties, do you like if someone's like, I love your little titties or is it just they can appreciate them, but they cannot talk about how little they are? I think little titties are sexy, personally. So I love my little titties.

[Monet X Change]

There we go.

[Bob]

All right, so, okay, this is where I'm going to have a hard time. Because I watched it last night. I didn't get a chance to rewatch, so. But we don't have their talents all lined up here.

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[Bob]

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[Bob]

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[Bob]

Okay, let's just get started. Let's get started real quick. All right, so there were. First of all, there were a lot of original songs. How do you feel about the original song journey on RuPaul's Drag Race?

[Monet X Change]

You know, I. I think they're fine. I think people just want to really showcase, like, how fierce they are, and they're like, you know what? I can't. I don't want to use some. Some. Some copywritten song that they are presented to me, which I think is what Marsha probably did. They probably.

[Bob]

I don't think that I. I really have a hard time believing or believing that that production presented the songs to them, because these songs are very specific. Like, I don't think that Robin was given the op. They were like, lip sync to this. To the man's part of this song. I think these queens are doing songs from their repertoire. Repertoire. That's what I think.

[Monet X Change]

When you do the talent show, you can, like. You can, like, request a song, but they also have a bunch of songs of, like, that you can choose from that they have. Or you can say or you can. Or Bob you want to do. But bust On Tatiana by Blueface, you'll be like, hey, I want to do this song. Do we have the.

[Bob]

Is.

[Monet X Change]

Is it part of your catalog? Can I use it under. Under mtv? And MTV probably has a lot of songs you can use, I would imagine. And then they can say yes or no.

[Bob]

You know, that'd be shocked if someone else had, like, some B side and aura. Got to do fucking blackpink. Kill this Love, which is a massive, massive song.

[Monet X Change]

We gonna talk about that. But let's start first with our. The first up was Malaysia.

[Bob]

So what do you think about her look? I mean, this look is this. This is a pretty standard performance look.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think that. I think that Malaysia looks nice. I think that the colors are nice. It fits her body well. And I actually like the words in her song. I like. I thought. I thought this was. This was a strong talent show.

[Bob]

Can you pause it on her, too, Jacob? I don't particularly remember any of the, like. None of the lyrics really, like, jumped out at me from Any. Any of the songs. In fact, there might have been one lyric that Sugar said that I thought was kind of interesting. I was like, oh, that might be interesting, but I don't know. The thing to me is, like, y' all aren't like, y'.

[Shannon Maldonado]

All.

[Bob]

Like, are y' all rappers? You know what I mean? Like, are y' all rappers?

[Monet X Change]

But they don't sing, so it's like, how can I do my own original song when I don't sing or I don't. Or I don't rap?

[Bob]

But no one's making you do the original song. Also is. She's giving Tina Burner the. These first two looks between this. She's is giving Tina Burner the red. The red, the yellow and the orange, and the white is giving Tina burger. Honey, you're a fox. We know, we know, we know.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, so I thought. So I thought that she did a. She had a strong start.

[Bob]

Yeah, she. She looks pretty good. Up next, we have Spice. So, okay, this casket.

[Monet X Change]

I really look like that she woke up and she was like, I'm bored. Because the joker. That she's dead.

[Bob]

I love that RuPaul just goes. I love how the casket just brings it all together because it really. It didn't make a ton of sense. But also, when you think back about it, Spice and Sugar and Spice did the same number.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was very similar, but that's.

[Bob]

But that's also their thing, which, honestly, that makes sense. I'm not mad at them at all. Obviously, they. Obviously, they. They go. They go well together. When I was in the club, I mean, they. They were. These numbers were fine. Everyone was going crazy. I was like, they're. They're fine. These numbers are, like, fine. Everyone's going crazy. And I was like, I really think they're doing, like, they're decently fine. Which shows. Because they were. Wait, were they. Were they safe?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they were both safe.

[Bob]

Yeah, I think they were night. They were very middle of the road. And I don't think the performance was. Was. Was bad at all. There just wasn't a whole lot besides her, like, kind of making those goofy faces and bouncing around.

[Monet X Change]

But I think how they were setting him up, you thought. Because they were, like, late getting ready, they were, like, bumbling a mess. And this episode focused on them a lot. I think we thought they were going to be bad. So when they had, like, a little bit of levity and there was a little bit of comedy in there, you were like, oh, wow. That wasn't bad. Good for them.

[Bob]

Yeah, I Could see that. I could see that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Up next.

[Bob]

Okay. Lux Noir. London's look is. This is one of my favorite. Favorite. This might be my favorite look from the performances. This look is. Which is so weird cuz someone else wore a rhinestone cast like this on uk but it wasn't giving. And they were like rhinestones don't mix. I can't remember who it was. The whole point was someone was like, just because something's covered in rhinestones doesn't mean that it looks great. But this. Something about this look is absolutely. It was. Christopher side Christ wore a completely rhinestone suit and. But for some reason it wasn't giving. Yeah. She won season three.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Christopher. Sasha. Yes, yes, yes.

[Bob]

But. But this one is giving. And also her padding looks really good. Her.

[Monet X Change]

The shoes. The outfit was through the shoes. She like, she. She put the shoes in the fabric. It wasn't like just slapping a crystal pump because what crystal did. She had a fully stone outfit like this on, but she just had like a. She like stoned the shoe and put it on. This shoe is covered in this fabric as well. So it looks like one thing. So it just, it, it ups the look up immediately.

[Bob]

Also this waistband breaks up the. The top and the bottom a little bit. This looks so good. And her performance was also good. Her performance was good. Was good as well.

[Monet X Change]

Her words were good too. Her words were good too.

[Bob]

I like, again, nothing stuck out to me but none of them, none of the lyrics. But also it was. It was loud and there was a lot going on. There was like. There was a lot going on. There was a lot going on, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob]

But she looks good. I like, I like this hair. This kind of looks like a look you did one time. That look you did in Vegas with that, that bodice and you were that almost exact same color hair.

[Monet X Change]

I did a gig in Vegas.

[Bob]

Maybe I'm making this up. You had like a. You have this Little mermaid looking hair and you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the blue. I do. You're right. Yes. Domino made that for me. Yes, yes, yes. You're right. You're right.

[Bob]

So Mistress Isabel Brooks had this like boxing thing. I thought she was going to be bad and she was so good.

[Monet X Change]

I thought she was really good too. I thought she was good. I really like Mistress. She's like my favorite queen so far. I love her and I love how she end. She did that running split with the punch at the end of the thing. I thought. I really loved her, you know.

[Bob]

She was really great. Her number was great. Did you recognize that voice? Did you recognize that voice, bitch?

[Monet X Change]

I literally wrote Mistress X. Joelipuss. Girl, I said joellopus.

[Bob]

Honey, listen to me, darling. The big girls are gonna win one more time for you. Joel Bliss has been a more seasons of Drag Race than Shangela. She been on more seasons Drag Race than jujubee. And that is just true at this point.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you know, after this, I mean, we're going to get there. But I think Mistress might be a front runner.

[Bob]

I think that Mistress.

[Monet X Change]

I really like Mistress. Anyway, continuing on. Ooh, Girl is giving Monae Exchange All Stars.

[Bob]

Four people hating Lucille Laduca. First of all, her outfit looks really great. She kind of looks like. She kind of looks like the older sister from. From Stephanie Shop.

[Monet X Change]

She's giving. She's giving. Stephanie's aunt, Stephanie's mama.

[Bob]

This is Stephanie.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. She did not sound great. She did not sound great. It was not good.

[Bob]

It was. It wasn't great. And, and she clearly felt. She knew that and she did not make any excuse. She was like, I just. I had a. She didn't say I had a bad day, but she was like, this is what I do. And, and I was not good. And I'm disappointed. And I was like, yeah, yikes.

[Monet X Change]

Lucy. Lucy came out on stage and took. Took a fucking Laduki on the stage. Okay.

[Bob]

Yeah, Lucille did not had done that. Sorry, Lucille. All right, let's. Who. Who was our. Our next performer? So up next we have Marcia. Marcia. This was a great number. A great number.

[Monet X Change]

Really good. The technical dancing. Because I was like, oh, this bitch is like a dancer. When she did, what was it? Those three Shanaes in a row. I said, oh, she is dancing.

[Bob]

You know, you jump and your feet do this. You know what I'm talking about? When your feet go in the air.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, yes.

[Bob]

It was funny and it was technically good. And the, I mean, the look was.

[Monet X Change]

The look.

[Bob]

The look made sense. You know, it all made sense. I do think that she's going to have to figure out some looks because like, Marcia is. Marcia is giving bland a little bit, but I think it's like, is her brand Bland?

[Monet X Change]

No, I mean the character, Marsha Brady is a pretty wonder bred character.

[Bob]

But then the whole thing is based off of Marsha Brady and she. The whole thing is based off of like, it's, it's a little. For drag, it's a little bland.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she needs to take the martial reference and drag it up. You know what I mean?

[Bob]

Yeah. I feel like. I feel like Robin, up next, you have Robin Fierce I feel like Robin Fears kind of just did like a standard number, basically. Like, like, like it was. She just went to a. Like, she. It's like she went to the club and said, do you have. They said, what's your number? She just said, do you have Spotify?

[Monet X Change]

She played that up. Robin has done this number. She would walk in the club at like 11 o' clock for the second show, and they just plug her in and do her number. Like, I was like, robin, come on. Even the set dressing, just Robin on

[Bob]

stage, it feels like everyone else is like, can I get a bed? Can I get a. Can I get. Can you make me a corner of a boxing ring? Can you. Can you. Can you bring me a casket? And Robin was like, baby, just spell my name. And also make it small. I mean, like a foot off the ground, maybe.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I was not impressed. I was really. I wanted Robin to really give me a little. A bit more. I wanted more.

[Bob]

Yeah. I. I just felt bad for her. It was not. It was really not the vibe, but it also. It wasn't terrible, you know what I mean? I mean, lucky for her, someone else made ice water later on,

[Monet X Change]

you know what I mean?

[Bob]

Lucky for her someone came in, fucking made a glass of ice. Could you imagine rehearsing that ice water number at home? Did she rehearse it for her friend? We'll get there. We will get there. We'll get there.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go up next to.

[Bob]

Okay, so Irene.

[Monet X Change]

Irene was next making this fucking ice water. She looks good.

[Bob]

Go to the end of the video. She's probably dead last or probably the first one if they do it the other way around. Irene was. It was

[Monet X Change]

terrible.

[Bob]

I was so uncomfortable watching it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was not good. And again, I think there probably is a way to make that funny. If you are like, you know, I would watch Nicole Byer make water and

[Bob]

probably not in a minute. Not in a minute.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe Nicole. Let me call Nicole.

[Bob]

I mean, we know a lot of comedians. I'm telling you, as a professional comedian who's been doing it for a long time, a minute is not. This is not the time to do this in a minute. Do.

[Monet X Change]

I think I could watch Mateo Lane make water a minute? I'll probably laugh.

[Bob]

I love how you act like I'm also not a comedian who's been doing it for literally 14, 15 years. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

And I said. And I. And I said I could watch you make water and laugh in a minute.

[Bob]

And I bet a dollar if you called Mateo and was like, would you do this? He'd be like, no, don't do this. It's not a good idea. Do not try to do make a glass of water in a minute.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see if I can try to facetime audio him. Because Mateo always calling us on his little podcast. We go cash in the favor right now for the siblings.

[Bob]

You see how Monet doesn't respect my opinion? This is ridiculous.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. I can respect your opinion and get other ones too, Bob.

[Bob]

This is ridiculous. This is so good. Calling on an iPad is the hood of shit. Give me someone taking a picture on iPad. You know, be like, shut your old ass up. You like somebody's auntie taking a picture with iPad. Hey, baby, smile.

[Monet X Change]

You look like a middle schooler.

[Ad/Promo Voice]

What?

[Monet X Change]

I'm using my mom's phone to call you, Mat.

[Bob]

Damn. Yikes. Mat said, Mat said never answer a call for you, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Mat did not answer the phone. Shade.

[Bob]

Anyway, I'm telling you right now, whatever. It doesn't matter. We argued about it. But to make a joke, you have to have a premise. You have to have a premise. Unless you're doing one liners. Unless the whole thing is about one liners. Unless you're just filling up your entire piece with one liners. To do something like this, you have to be able to set up a premise. And a minute just kind of isn't enough time to make a premise for a joke to have a payoff in the end. And in my opinion. And, and, and just don't do it. Like, if you're like, I'm even going to try, try my best to make making a glass of water funny in a minute. Or just do something else, bitch, just do something else.

[Monet X Change]

Well, somebody told it was funny and then she could do it and she failed.

[Bob]

I mean, she would have poured the, she would have been like, it's good for the. If she been like, I'm gonna make a glass of water and these girls could use it for their wigs, maybe something like that. Or, you know, or she would have been like, I, I don't know. It's not a. I, I would say this. I would not spend my time trying to make this number better. I would just throw the baby out with the bathwater. I figured, you know what?

[Monet X Change]

Next show I'm going to make, I'm going to do a minute long ice water making number. You promise at my next show that I do like doing drag numbers? Yes.

[Bob]

You promise? See you a lion ass. We can get books. We can get books. Easy. All right, up next we have anitra Anitra just ate Anitra 8. She is so athletic.

[Monet X Change]

So bitch those duck stomps. This bitch was not duck walking. She was duck walking, and her knees were hitting the back of her head.

[Bob]

I was like, how is that?

[Monet X Change]

She was like,

[Bob]

she's in. She's insanely athletic. Her look is great. She's also the one who sews all her own stuff.

[Matteo Lane]

She.

[Bob]

And also, it kept elevating. Like, she did the duck walk, and then she stood up and she jumped and, like, kicked in the air and then landed in the duck walk. It was funny spelling her, but, like, funny in a way that was kind of like Anetra. A, N, E, T, R, A. That's six letters and three vowels. That was very funny. And then this bitch just starts, like, walk that duck. She fucking karate chops a board. I know karate chop isn't a thing, but she hits the board and then she does that fucking roundhouse kick. It was wild.

[Monet X Change]

She did a really good job. I liked her. I. I like Ditra. Yeah, Alexa, not you.

[Bob]

Oh, my God. Is how you talk to you. Oh, when. When. Alexa, I. I'm cool with you doing. Doing the Robot Takeover. You're going to know.

[Monet X Change]

Alexa, you have Google. Your whole house is Google, everything.

[Bob]

Doing the Robot Takeover, you're gonna be the first one to go. I'm cool with you, Alexa. Just so you all know, I'm cool. I like you, Alexa.

[Monet X Change]

So I. I thought Nisha did a good job. She looked good and her talent was fun. I really enjoyed her. I really liked her a lot.

[Bob]

So, Sugar, I feel bad for the queen, for between Sugar and Spice, the one who comes second will always be like, oh, we saw this already. Because, Sugar, when Sugar, when I was like, oh, you let you. You start laying down and then you wake up and then you do, like, a fast rap song.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Why did.

[Bob]

And you make a lot of weird. And you make, like, a lot of weird faces.

[Monet X Change]

Your whole thing is like your twin thing. Like, why even. What's. Get to the Runway looks. Their Runway looks was the same silhouette. Why not try your best?

[Bob]

It was the same idea they both did Disney Princess. It was the same silhouette. It was the same. But also I get it. It's the. It's the idea. The brand is to sell themselves together. I get it. There's nothing wrong, and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. But as a viewer, someone watching Drag Race, I mean, I always feel bad for the tech one, because it's always going to be. It's Always going to be like, oh, I saw this already.

[Monet X Change]

It's also that you're not the way to not win Drag Race. Now, this will probably be great for the career. They can. They're. They're selling themselves as this duo for the rest of their lives. And their twins, they want that, but it's not the way to win Drag Race, which that may not be their goal. Their goal is probably to put their brand as twins on the world stage, which they're doing, and it's going to be great for them, but you're not going to win Drag Race that way. I give, bitch. Dusty Ray did dots for one episode of Michelle Visage. I said, I've seen it. I want to see something else. Move on. Give me something else, bitch. Their days are numbered. Michelle is coming with a vengeance.

[Bob]

Also, everyone doesn't have the budget to bring both of y', all, honey, right?

[Monet X Change]

Everyone doesn't have the budget, including the budget for one. For.

[Bob]

For.

[Monet X Change]

For the price of one.

[Bob]

You know, I mean. Well, they used to perform in their bedroom, so I think they're doing fine.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean?

[Bob]

So up next, we have a Princess Poppy, who's doing this, like, it's kind of like a. And I'm June Niece. Style.

[Monet X Change]

Love that number.

[Bob]

It was very funny.

[Monet X Change]

Very, very, so funny, which I was not expecting from her.

[Bob]

I don't love her dress, but I love this puppet thing, though. Yeah, the dress is kind of hideous.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. But even her. Even her. Oh, we'll get. We'll get to her fucking Runway. But, yeah, her talent was very good.

[Bob]

The wig is kind of. I don't like her look, but this talent was very, very good. Very.

[Monet X Change]

Face is kind of weird.

[Bob]

Damn, we just really ate this piece. But, yeah, but. But I really love the. The number. It was really, really clever. Selena Stitties.

[Monet X Change]

That's next was Selena Estates. I like Selena's number. I thought her lyrics was good. I thought her laughing was good. I love that she did a reveal. I thought. I thought that Selena looked great, and I liked her overall number. I really did. I enjoyed it.

[Bob]

I agree. I thought she looked good, too. I don't understand her. Is this supposed to be a nude illusion? Because if so, the nude illusion is not nuding, I got to say that. And I would have rather have just seen, like, the top covered up, but, yeah, it was. But the number was good, though. I just didn't.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't.

[Bob]

I didn't love the look.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Let's move on to Amethyst.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I didn't get. I mean, I get what she was trying to do. And I agree with the judges. Her. The baby reveal came way too early. If you reveal you're doing all this stuff, the why blah, blah, blah, and the. And the baby was the punchline at the end. It would have made the number better, but she clearly did not. Or whoever helped her with this number did not help her space it out and pace it properly.

[Bob]

Yeah, it was just too soon. Like, I can see this. I could see that this feels like someone's like, I have a funny idea for a number. But then she didn't really think the rest of it through. She's like, it'd be funny if I did. I can't find my baby. But then I have a baby on my back and I can't find the baby. But then also, you got to put beats in. You got to walk out with your. Maybe if you have a really big long wig and your hair is covering the entire baby over your back. You know what I mean? So you turn around and then maybe like 30 seconds in, you move your hair to the side to find the baby, and the baby's there, but the baby has like an upset looking, sad baby and the baby's like, you know, some sort of like a distressed looking baby. That could be really funny. And then if she just like, pulled the wine out later, maybe if the wine got on the baby somehow, maybe if the baby fell off her back. Maybe the baby fell off her back as she was going to look. You know what I mean? Then she walked on the baby. She could have really, really built this up. And the look is. I really hate this look.

[Monet X Change]

Like, why that look?

[Bob]

I hated it. I hate it.

[Monet X Change]

What did it add to the.

[Bob]

Because she's trying to be a mom.

[Monet X Change]

I get it. But there are other moms you could have.

[Bob]

Even moms look like as you know, she was like a mom. And mom notoriously look like all the time. I don't know. I don't know what if you want

[Monet X Change]

to be the camping mom bitch, get you those. Those fucking camping boots with heels on them. And I know this bitch don't got big monster feet like me and you. She got. She got

[Bob]

me. Speak for yourself. It's giving petite. It's giving Tiny Tim.

[Monet X Change]

You spelled humongous wrong.

[Bob]

Say pronounced, but go ahead, pronounce.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So she could have. There were ways to make it get. Give us the same hiking camping mom than not do it that way.

[Bob]

I can't believe. But it was like ugly bitches like us. Whoa, who the hell you. What the hell you talking about? One day. Somebody should do that. One day. Be like, ugly bitches like us. Someone be like, whoa, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. All right, let's go into Ora Mayo.

[Monet X Change]

Terrible.

[Bob]

I don't know what the plan was here. Where from? Nashville. Right. I feel like. Is she friends with Cameron Michaels or is Kameron Michaels from nat? I feel like I've met her before.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I could see her in Cameron being.

[Bob]

I feel like we went on tour together when we were on tour. I remember. I feel like a bunch of, like, buff guys came to Cameron at the meet and greet, and I feel like I need to stop because if it wasn't Ara Miri, it's gonna be really problematic.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Bob, I wanna say right now, all muscle people are not the same.

[Bob]

But yeah. Anyway, this number was not good.

[Monet X Change]

It was giving awkward guy at the party trying to, like, dance and think and think. They're impressing everybody at the club and everybody's just sitting there like. And this on myself.

[Bob]

She did say she adds a little masculine swagger to all of her performances.

[Monet X Change]

She said it was so cringy. It was so. This hip hop dancing was so cringy. I was literally looking at me. Me and Colleen were so upset watching again this morning, Colleen had to leave. She went to go use the litter box.

[Bob]

The only thing I liked about it was the hair. I didn't like the outfit. I don't like the shoes. I didn't like the fact that she's wearing, like, like jogging pants. I was like, what is happening?

[Monet X Change]

Terrible. I hated it. I hated. I was so cringy.

[Bob]

Let's move on to Sasha Kobe.

[Monet X Change]

I thought Sasha was fine. I wasn't, like, blown away. I was like, oh, my God. I thought it was. I thought it was fine. And I did, like. She did the hair reveal and I thought it was gonna be like. She really, like, leaned into this hair thing. I thought it was gonna be like, this really cool thing, but it was fine.

[Bob]

I agree. And I think that her outfit underneath could have been.

[Monet X Change]

Could have been cooler, too. Yeah.

[Bob]

And you all, anyone knows me knows I love straight jacket drag, baby. I have a collection of straight jackets in my apartment. Monet's seen them. I have probably five straight jackets in my apartment. I love me some straight jacket drag.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Bob. Straight jacket. Straight jacket drag. Not a type of drag. You mean you have a lot of straight dragons. There's not this.

[Bob]

There's not this. Speak for yourself. Speak for yourself.

[Monet X Change]

This subculture of straight Dragons, bitch.

[Bob]

Speak for yourself. Just because you don't. Just because you don't know anything about straight jacket drag. Me and Sasha, we're on the same page. Me and Sasha, Kobe, we're one. We're one of the kind, honey.

[Matteo Lane]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I could have been a Miss Continental if I wanted to, and I still might be. I gotta go pee. Hold on one second. Don't talk any shit about me while I'm gone. Representing for the straight jacket drag community.

[Monet X Change]

You need to be committed. Now you're saying dreck it. It's hard to say. It's straight jacket drag. Straight jacket drag,

[Bob]

honey. I like my men like I like my jackets straight.

[Monet X Change]

James Charles funny. Cause you hate straight guys.

[Bob]

That was my James Charles impersonation.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. God. Oh, my God, you are so messy.

[Bob]

All right, so let's continue.

[Monet X Change]

The last one, Jax fucking own the. I'm sorry.

[Bob]

Bananas. It was so good.

[Monet X Change]

That was the best. It was the best talent show. Jax fucking ate that shit up. Her energy coming out was so, like, it was explosive. And then she did this jump rope hair reveal that I did not see coming whatsoever.

[Bob]

Same. This was very clever. It wasn't just like a showmanship of her athletic abilities. It was like. It was a show of how clever she is, how, How. What her ideas are. This outfit is disgusting. Let me just. It's. I hate this disgusting. I hate this look. I. What. What did, what did Nicki Minaj say about Heidi? I hate, hate, hate, hate your hair and makeup. I hate. I do not like this look. But this fucking. This number was so, so smart. Everything about the way she. This is how you pace a number. This is. Tell Amethyst that. This is how you pace a number. It was so good the way she rev. I never. This is a reveal. I never would have saw this jump rope coming. As we all know, it's about to happen. We were all gagging, and as she were doing it, we were all gagging. And then she unclipped it, clipped it perfectly. And then the way she did the back. The way she would do the backflip and then land on her stomach was crazy.

[Monet X Change]

So fucking clean. Honestly, it is, in my opinion, top five talent show performances in Drag Race history.

[Bob]

I agree.

[Monet X Change]

This was so good.

[Bob]

It was truly bananas. And I, I, I, I, I was. I, I kept being shocked. Over and over again. I kept being shocked.

[Monet X Change]

It was really good. It was really good. I mean, I don't. I disagree. I don't think the outfit is disgusting. Like, you have people like, what fucking amethyst wore and what Aura wore, and this is way better than those. So I don't think it's disgusting.

[Bob]

I don't know, I mean, I, I, their, their outfits are worse. But I mean, dressing like a minion is not the look like I would have rather have seen her do. She could have, she could have worn anything else. Anything else. Anything else.

[Matteo Lane]

Minion.

[Bob]

She's dressed like a minion. Let's go on to their looks, shall we?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, the looks.

[Ad/Promo Voice]

This.

[Monet X Change]

We are never, we, we are never gonna be done with Drag Race.

[Bob]

This is.

[Monet X Change]

How long, how many days have we been here recording this episode?

[Bob]

Girl, it's been 84 years. Okay, first of all, Irene Dubois, I really, you know, from the tits up, I love this look. From the tits. From the waist down, it's just a pair of panties and a pair of boots.

[Monet X Change]

Agreed, Agreed. I agree with everything you just said. From the tits up, it looks amazing. Even when she concert her chest and had this thing on, it looks really good. But the waist down, I'm like, eh, not for sale.

[Bob]

Yeah, let's move on to Luxx Noir. And I'm like, as soon as this bitch came out. Seen this?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, as soon as she came out.

[Bob]

Because you were there when Aquaria wore this. Wore this look.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wait, hold on. This is, this is Matteo Lane calling me back. Hold on. Oh my God.

[Shannon Maldonado]

This is.

[Monet X Change]

Hi, Matteo Lane, you're on speaker. Oh, you're on the podcast. Monet Potato. You're on speaker. You're on a podcast. How are you doing?

[Matteo Lane]

Oh God, what argument am I settling?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, here's the thing. Okay, so one of the queens on this season, her talent number for you get, you get 60 seconds to win a number. And her number was she just wanted to make a glass of ice water and like make it funny. Right? And yes. Which was not a good idea. But I said, cuz she's not a comedian. I said I could watch Matteo Lane make a glass of ice water for a minute and I think it would be funny. Do you think you could do that successfully?

[Matteo Lane]

I do, yeah. If I was at, you know, what I would do is I would look at like Lucille Ball and see what she did. Like her physicality. Like, you know, she would like bake bread or something or like the vitamin vegment. I would probably study that and try and find a way to make, to make the ice water funny. It would be a little hacky, but I think I could do it.

[Monet X Change]

I think you could too. Bob thinks that no one could ever do it. Ever.

[Bob]

That's not what I said. Monet just completely misrepresented my idea on purpose. Monet just completely.

[Matteo Lane]

First of all, that is such. First of all, that is. Bob just likes to argue because if it was the other way around, monetary, and you said that, you know, no one could make this funny. Baba go. I could make it.

[Bob]

Absolutely.

[Monet X Change]

He would.

[Bob]

First of all, Monet just. The way Monet just completely misrepresented what I said and she knows she did. It is so gaslighty.

[Matteo Lane]

One person would say it's funny and then he would screenshot that and print it and frame it and send it to you.

[Bob]

I agree with the way. The way Monet just completely misrepresented what I said is the is. You know, that is the. That was. You just completely. That was the most gaslighting you've ever done in your entire life. Like, and Bob said no one should do it and they'll be. They should be killed if they. Anyone. If anyone ever would. That.

[Monet X Change]

I, I, Monet would never guess.

[Bob]

Like, you, you are so messy. You are so. And Monet knew that. He couldn't hear me, which is why she was saying what she said. That's why Monet did that. Because she knew I couldn't say anything about it. Anyway, I also. Jake, if you want, you can. I think I'm going to post. I'm going to post the, the, The. The visual that we have in the Patreon so you guys can follow along and watch it if you want. Just so you can see what we're looking at as we're looking at. In case you don't.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the Google Doc.

[Bob]

Yeah, we're going to post the Google Doc in the. In case you all don't have the. It's the study guide. I already did it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, look at Bob.

[Bob]

Okay, Bob with one hand, honey. All right, so Lil Mama London. Lux. Lux. I don't like this name.

[Monet X Change]

Lux Noir London London.

[Bob]

I just don't like saying it. It's just my, it's my opinion. I just don't like saying it. Lux. Lux. Because it feels like her name should be Lux London Noir, not Lux Noir. London Lux London Noir. Feels like it rolls off the tongue better than Lux Noir London. That's.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you got a fat tongue.

[Bob]

Lux. Yeah. I don't like this name anyway. I was like, this is. Aquaria wore this.

[Monet X Change]

She did. And when. I'd say, I don't think. Did Aquaria wear this on. I don't think she wore it on Drag Race, though.

[Bob]

Oh, no, I don't know,

[Monet X Change]

right after I got eliminated. That's why I don't remember it. But yeah, as soon as she came out, I've seen aquarium wear this multiple times. Like after Drag Race, I was like, oh, this is fully Aquarius look. Like, this is. Again, it is a little different, but

[Bob]

it is, but it also, it's also very much giving the same thing. It's like instead of one puffer sleeve, there's two. And she added a cape and some, and garters.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob]

But that being said, I mean, the amount of time I've seen Drag Race girls reference other stuff, I mean.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob]

You know, but anyway, she looks fine.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, this is a fine look. I mean, I, I think, I think it's a good look. I think this looks good. I, I, I like this on her. She looks, her body looks great. I like the colors, especially on her skin. I, I think it's great.

[Bob]

I don't think this is my favorite look. Even on a, I wasn't like, this is my favorite thing Aquarius ever worn. I'm like, oh, if I saw Aquaria, oh, you look good. But I wouldn't be like, damn, this is amazing. I'd be like, oh, you look good. And I thought the same thing about London. I was like, oh, this looks, I mean, I, I, I think that actually I like every other look London's done. Of all the three looks we've seen this episode, this is third place for

[Monet X Change]

me of, of London's looks altogether.

[Bob]

Of, of the three looks we've seen from London this episode, this one is in third place for her.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I would agree, I would agree.

[Bob]

That's what I'm saying. Like, it's fine.

[Monet X Change]

Next was Aura Mayari. I'm realizing this wore black in every look she did this episode.

[Bob]

Yeah, maybe that's her thing. She's like a spooky. Maybe she's Spice. Maybe she's the Spice Girl.

[Monet X Change]

Is she?

[Bob]

I, you know, Aura's. Oh, wait, wait, wait.

[Monet X Change]

Someone commented. Lux's look is kind of a mix between Aquarius and fucking got mix. Remember what Gottmik wore for the promo with the big.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah, that was amazing. That was amazing. That was amazing.

[Monet X Change]

These two queens, for sure.

[Bob]

That was amazing. She's definitely a student of Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bob]

Lux is definitely a student of Drag Race. She kind of reminds me of like, like dark skinned Amy Smalls. Kind of the way she leans and like. But not personality wise. Yeah, actually, no, she doesn't. Because Minami doesn't bite him like that. So actually I take it back. I take it back. Never mind. I wish I never said it. And I'm gonna quit drag, so. Yeah, you know, Aura is. Aura's not having a great showing for me.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I agree. I don't think this is particular. What was it? What was the prompt for this? Like, your best look or like yours?

[Bob]

It was like, it's a quote, quintessential you. Yeah. Signature look.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I. I'm.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not feeling aura's Runway. I'm. Yeah.

[Bob]

Okay. Why do you hate Aura? Ever since she said she ever said or said she was hot, you hated her. Why do you hate her confidence? Why do you hate her confidence?

[Monet X Change]

You know, I don't know. It's just something about her.

[Bob]

Does it. Does it. Does it hurt? Does it feel? Does it. Does it hit a soft spot for you?

[Monet X Change]

Like, this is not a bad look. Like, this is not a bad look. I'm just like, don't backtrack.

[Bob]

She's backtracking, your Honor. She's. She's backtracking, you, Honor.

[Monet X Change]

All been black. And even her entrance look was this even the same, like, kind of fabric? Like this, like, shiny.

[Bob]

You don't like black people?

[Monet X Change]

I don't like black people. I don't like black outfits. I don't like black hair. I don't like black phones. I don't like black.

[Bob]

Yeah, we heard it. Yeah, we all heard it.

[Monet X Change]

I don't like black ballpoint pens. I hate it. So to see her even in the same kind of fabric again, it's just not exciting. And it's the first episode. I want to be really excited about who you are.

[Bob]

Yeah. Yeah. I didn't love it. Let's go into Marcia. Marcia. Marcia. I don't like that she ran down the run. I was like. I mean, part of me is like, maybe it's just too old school. Me, like, you just run away. Like, what? What? Why are you running? What's that? Like, it doesn't match the character. She like this.

[Monet X Change]

And this close up, we have, like, her face. I'm like, this bitch is really just, like, wearing. I mean, she has a lash. Obviously, she's. And when we say she's not wearing makeup, we, Bob and I are drag queens. We know that it takes. We know she's wearing a good bit of foundation. Highlight. All this stuff. That's not what we're saying. We're saying with, like, the all together is just not a lot of, like, figs. What happened?

[Bob]

Would you say this would categorize as, like, big Makeup and small makeup.

[Monet X Change]

I will say this is small makeup. I would agree that this is small

[Bob]

makeup, because a while back, I would like. There's no such thing as big makeup and small makeup. You were like.

[Monet X Change]

That's never what I said. What you were saying. You were saying that I. You were saying queens that do small makeup and how you were categorizing small makeup, like, what Blair did. Like, I still, to this day, do not think what Blair does is small makeup. I wish. This is small makeup. Blair is not wearing small makeup. I'm not wearing small makeup.

[Bob]

Oh.

[Matteo Lane]

Oh.

[Bob]

Someone strike a court. What's that? The G chord? Bing.

[Monet X Change]

I like this look, though.

[Bob]

I don't know that I. I don't know that I can see her in another tweet, tweet look. I don't think I have it in me. We've seen three tweet looks now. The promo look or one of her promo looks was tweet. Then this look is tweet. Was it. Wait, was it. I feel like it's a lot of tweet. Tweed, right?

[Monet X Change]

Tweed.

[Bob]

Sorry. I feel like it's a lot of that. Right, Yeah. I see in her.

[Monet X Change]

In her entrance look and. Well, no, entrance look was plaid. It wasn't tweed. But it was the same silhouette, though. Pretty much.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah. But. But also, like, is.

[Monet X Change]

You know.

[Bob]

You know, when I. When I mentioned pedestrian drag? This. This is pedestrian. This is what I mean when I say pedestrian dragon.

[Matteo Lane]

And

[Bob]

maybe just not on Drag Race. Like, if she wore this to the meet and greet, I'd be like, okay, that's one thing. But on the main stage of Drag

[Monet X Change]

Race, I think there's a time and place. Right. I think. But I'm interested to see what if. What else comes along, because her promo look was great. It wasn't, you know, like, you.

[Bob]

You've worn jeans before, but you would never do it on the main stage of Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

I wouldn't. I don't think so.

[Bob]

I wish you wouldn't do it at gigs either, because people pay to see a drag queen, not their fucking aunt.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, moving on. Bitch says a lot from the bitch wearing these. Has worn these same dress for two years in a row.

[Bob]

But it's a nice dress, honey. It's a nice dress, honey. Also, I want to point out I wear more than that. I wear a lot of great dresses. There's a. If any of you want to see them, there's an entire television show. Three.

[Monet X Change]

But when we. But when. When I pay my dollars, when I come see you, at Booty Bop Comedy Club. I want to see the look. I don't want to see this bell dress I done seen on Instagram, TikTok in ads. Okay. I want to see the doll. I don't want to see that.

[Bob]

I have four of them have it in yellow, lavender, gold, and pink.

[Monet X Change]

Mama, it's red. It's not pink. I've seen it. It's red.

[Bob]

I have a pink one, too. So I have five. And my red one. My pink one. Yeah. I wore the pink one to the. When I. When I was the official voice of the Streamys. Where you watched it from home. Well, I didn't watch it from home because you didn't get an invite, honey. Let's move on to Anita, who made her own look. Again, extra points for Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, she did make this. I think it's impressive. I've never seen this. So she made a black catsuit and hand sewed these things on because that's definitely not a fabric. I think that looks really cool, actually.

[Bob]

Anetra is clearly very. Anitra is incredible. She's gonna go far.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I agree. She looks great. I think this is a great look. I. I'm. I really. You know, I like Anetra. She's all right, that Anetra.

[Bob]

She's. I. I hurt my voice earlier doing that. Doing that bit. Don't you ever. Anyway, let's move on to Malaysia. Baby doll Fox. This look is fine.

[Monet X Change]

I wish she didn't have that hem, the one right by her pussy. Right.

[Bob]

Yeah. I can see why that is distracting. And it is. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Basically, what she did, she made. She made a cocktail dress and then added the bottom to it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And I wish. I really wish she didn't do that. Otherwise, I think this is great. This is. She's a pageant queen.

[Shannon Maldonado]

She's.

[Monet X Change]

She said she's done over a million pageants but never won one. Never won one. So she, you know, this is. She's showing us who she is. And I like this, but I just hate that hemline.

[Bob]

She's like. She's like. She's kind of like, y', all, please stop asking me if I'm Patrick Queen, because I do not. I'm not good at patches. Please, please stop asking me that. Please, y'. All. Please. Princess Poppy. Okay, so this. This. This is a silhouette. We're going to get a lot. I see.

[Monet X Change]

Fucking hated. This is disgusting. I hate this dress. I hate this outfit. I'm so mad that she wore it. And to tell us that this is Her. The skirt looks crazy. That middle section looks crazy. The mismatch.

[Bob]

She looks horrible. No, it's not great. It's not a good look. I don't like the wig. I don't like the. It's not a good look, which is sad because her talent was so good. Her talent was really, really good. And this look does not give that. It just doesn't give that.

[Monet X Change]

Like, in my opinion, one of the. One of the better. One of the best talents of the night. Like, she's in, like, she was in my, like, top four in talents. I think Anitra Jax, her and Marsha were the best four. And then to come out with this Runway look.

[Bob]

How would you feel if you were on the main H R Pulse Drag Race and Nicki Minaj looked at you and said, I hate, hate, hate your hair and makeup?

[Monet X Change]

I would be so hurt. I would honestly probably cry. I would be so hurt.

[Bob]

Like, Nicki Minaj didn't say hate once. She said, I. She. She said, I hate, hate, hate your hair and makeup. God.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that was tough. Damn, that was tough. That really mean.

[Bob]

We've seen Nikki say way worse about. I mean, Cardi B got a knot on the forehead. Honey, Heidi got off easy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Let's go over to Ms. Sasha Colby.

[Bob]

This is the gown she wore, the evening gown she wore the year that she won Miss Continental. Continental. She looks good.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she looks good.

[Bob]

Yeah, It's a good look.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Oh, she has foxtails too. The girls pageant bitches love a foxtail, right? Save the whales, save the turtles. What about the foxes? We don't talk about the foxes enough. I don't think.

[Bob]

Yeah, I think that you're right.

[Matteo Lane]

Thank you for bringing.

[Bob]

Thank you for bringing awareness to that one. I'll talk about Selena Estatis, who also made this look.

[Monet X Change]

I'm impressed by. I can't tell if you're trolling me when you say, like, she made it. You don't think I'm impressed with.

[Bob]

She did make this. I didn't say it's not impressive. I just don't think that you deserve extra points for making your own stuff. That's all I'm saying. I'm just letting you know that she made this look. That's all I'm doing.

[Monet X Change]

I think. I don't like the bucket hat. Like, why does she put that fucking bucket hat on?

[Bob]

I think that's a hood from the jacket. Is it? I thought it was.

[Monet X Change]

I thought she was trying to do, like, a cute. Like, you know, because bucket hats have come Come back and bucket hats are cute now. Again from the 90s, from the early 2000s. But I don't. I don't. I don't like the bucket hat of it all.

[Bob]

I don't love this look.

[Matteo Lane]

She's.

[Bob]

I don't like. I don't love this look. It's just this pair of jeans. There are custom made jeans, but I don't. No. The answer is no. I don't love this look. I want a jean suit for drag, actually.

[Monet X Change]

A jean suit. Like a denim suit? Yeah, like a suit.

[Bob]

Like a suit, bitch. Have you ever seen a fucking suit in your life?

[Monet X Change]

Like tailor pants and a jacket?

[Bob]

No, like pants and a pair of shoes. A suit, bitch. Yes, pants and a jacket. Or a skirt and a jacket. Do you forget what a suit is in the last 20 minutes? Hell is wrong with you? Now, when you say suit, do you mean. You mean suit? Oh, you did mean suit. Okay, Amethyst, what. What is going on? What is happening here? Amethyst, I'm expecting you to tweet about this. We need a response. What's happening?

[Monet X Change]

Just even the titty cups. Also, it looks like Aja's look.

[Bob]

It does look like Aja's look, though, that she did the talent show in.

[Monet X Change]

No. Yeah. Is she gonna jump from their look?

[Bob]

Yeah, this is. This is not a good look. I don't like any part of this look, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't. Yeah, this is not great. This is not. Also. What does this tell us about who you are? Like, you may not have liked Selena's look, but Selena has been consistent about her thing. Malaysia. Consistent, Marsha. Consistent. What does this tell.

[Bob]

I don't.

[Monet X Change]

What does this tell us about Amethyst?

[Bob]

Amethyst. I don't think it tells us anything good. I think it tells us that she doesn't have great taste, to be honest. I hate to say it, but I think it says that she doesn't know a lot about how to dress herself. She'll figure it out over time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Let's go into Jax. There are parts of this. There's parts of this look that I liked.

[Monet X Change]

I like the shoes. And I see what she's trying to do. She's trying to do. I see what she's doing, but it's just not. It's not well executed and put together.

[Bob]

Someone just said the amethyst word. Dolls kill a fragile's look.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Anyway. But, yeah, this. What do you think about wearing. What do you think about wearing off the rack? Runway or design or designer on the Runway.

[Monet X Change]

On the Runway.

[Bob]

We've seen a few times where there's been designer on the Runway. Not a lot, but a few.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Shay did a lot. Shay wore Maison Valentino. She wore Christopher John Rogers.

[Bob]

Like, so what's her name? Kerri Colby also wore Versace. Versace on the Runway. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I don't have a problem with it if it's well done and it looks good. Like, I mean, I'm happy Shay gifted us with that fucking look. It's still one of my favorite looks in fucking Drag Race I've ever seen.

[Bob]

So what do you think about my off the rack look that I wore when I.

[Monet X Change]

For your robot?

[Bob]

That's not off the rack. That's from a box. It was never on a rack. Never on a rack.

[Monet X Change]

It was on a rack in the warehouse they shipped it from you from.

[Bob]

But I mean, when I wear that black sequin jacket that you stole from me that I would like back one

[Monet X Change]

day, you're never getting that back. And actually, Pat and I were in storage the other day, and I was like, oh, my God, there's a jacket.

[Bob]

Yeah, rent me my jacket. It was a loaner.

[Monet X Change]

No, a loaner. You did not loan it to me. You gave it to me.

[Bob]

Well, I'm about to come loan some stuff from you until I get what I need back.

[Monet X Change]

You still have my purple thing I wore to my All Stars for a

[Bob]

premiere or gave to me that you gave to me?

[Monet X Change]

No, I did not.

[Matteo Lane]

Then you.

[Monet X Change]

You. Ooh, ooh, and that you just gave

[Bob]

to Honey LeBron when you start, ooh, ooh, that shit is so racist. You can't do that.

[Monet X Change]

When you gave to Honey lebron, she was

[Bob]

vegan.

[Monet X Change]

Vegan drag.

[Bob]

Not when they turned to m' Baku when they say, who, Who?

[Monet X Change]

You know, he's six, five. I was like, oh, that makes sense.

[Bob]

No, but you.

[Ad/Promo Voice]

You.

[Bob]

You need to give me my jacket back. That's full.

[Monet X Change]

No, you're not getting it back. I gave you that. That purple drippy thing, and you gave it to Honey in the Bronx. She always being a drag queening.

[Bob]

That's not true. You.

[Monet X Change]

You told me she had it. No, I saw a picture with her in it.

[Bob]

Honey lebron wore the. The black nude illusion outfit. That's not true. Monet, I called you.

[Monet X Change]

No, not the black.

[Bob]

No, it's the black person nude illusion. You were thinking about when we were gonna let Alfredo borrow it to do a. What's that bitch from Smash Brothers, Kimora no, the inkling. Inkling. He was gonna do an inkling look, and then I was gonna mail it, but I never did. The dress is literally sitting in my closet. I can go grab it right now. I never gave Honey Bronx the dress that has a black nude illusion in it.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Honey Bronx is problematic. She probably would have worn this, so.

[Bob]

Such a goofy ass. Okay, Jax, Someone just coming to that. Jax looks 5ft tall. Jax is 52 or 5 3. Jax is very short, so I think she's going to look short because she's short, y'. All.

[Monet X Change]

But also, wearing thigh high boots is not going to help you out. Right. Like, you need to do things to. To. To elongate your body and having. And having this, like. And clashing patterns work. But when you clash patterns again, that's shrinking yourself more because you're giving us. You're like, showing us where parts of your body are. So she's also like, I'm.

[Bob]

I'm. You know, Jax is a fucking hood bitch. I'm like, you are from Connecticut.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob]

Like, I have a. I don't know Jax's life, but I have a sneaking suspicion that she's not from the mean streets of Connecticut.

[Monet X Change]

Although Connecticut. Hartford is. Is bad about it.

[Bob]

I am literally just assuming, but I think that she was raised by white people in Connecticut, which makes me think that the people who adopted her are probably.

[Monet X Change]

Some hood white niggas.

[Bob]

I think you have to have money to adopt people. I don't think they let broke people adopt people. So I was like, is she a hood? Is she a hood bitch?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I don't know. Or maybe she was adopted by a family friend. Who fucking knows?

[Bob]

Maybe she did have a hood upbringing to, you know, I don't want to assume her life. I don't know. But when she said hood, I was like, I just don't know that she gives me like a. Like a hood bitch. I don't know that I get that from her. I know she lives in New York City now, but she's clearly from Connecticut because during the great Connecticut Caucus, she was one of the queens going crazy.

[Monet X Change]

What do you think about her look?

[Bob]

This look is fine. I mean, it looks pretty good. I like the catsuit more than the jacket.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone's favorite, Lucy Laduca. She is. She is drag. Like, Lucy Laduca is like drag. She's very, very drag.

[Bob]

Yeah. She looks absolutely stunning. This, this. I love this Britney Spears nod. Her body is great. I love her proportions. She has great proportions.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Like, because she could have Little pancake pads. But she's like, no, no, no. I have big shoulders, so my hips have to match these construction workers shoulder that I. That I heard that I sling lumber around with.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean? Yeah. Let's look at.

[Bob]

Let's go into Robin Fierce. I didn't like the part that. That was like a reveal.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I was like, you mean Mistress is next.

[Bob]

Oh, sorry, Did I miss? Oh, Mistress. Oh, yeah. This is. This is like a Mugler inspired look. Naomi has one. Who's the. Who's Megan Thee Stallion has one. Megan might have. No, she doesn't have the original. There's no way Megan Stallion can fit in the original. Megan sounds five, ten. There's no way. Well, actually, that's probably the height of a model.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, Models.

[Bob]

Yeah, but models don't have asses like that. 90s models did not have asses like Megan Thee Stallion.

[Monet X Change]

But also in this. In this outfit. Bob, you don't need this outfit when you wear corsets like this. My. I can wear anything anyone else wears who's my size, because it goes over. It's not hugging your ass.

[Bob]

Here's the thing. Mistress looks good, but you can't. When you put it next to the real thing. It just looks cheap. But only when you put it next to the real thing. When you look at that Mugler, and then you look back over at Mistress, and you look at the Mugler, and then you look back at Mistress, and then you look at the Mugler, and you look back. It's like what Cat Williams said. You think you're looking fierce in a charger until someone pulls up in a phantom.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean? Someone said this. Yeah. I do think maybe if her hat was a little. What is a little bigger to proportionize her a bit more. I think it could have been great. But I think Mistress looks great. I think this is.

[Bob]

She does look good. I agree.

[Monet X Change]

This is a nod to her Texas roots. She loves being from the tv Texas. And I think she looks great. I love.

[Bob]

I'm half Texas, half Georgian. I'm kidding. No, she. She does look good, though. So I feel like, okay, Robin Fierce. I didn't like the. The first part of her look.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I.

[Bob]

The cat suit was nicer than the also. So I feel like Jada Essence hall ushered in this new wave of this. This hairstyle, this hairstyle. I feel like every queen is doing this hairstyle now. It's just like the hair's up, and there's, like, circles and loops and hoops in the hair.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's. That you think about that front. A UK queen started doing. Or queens not in America started doing this. It was this, like, this, like. And there's two people that do it. One person in Boston and 1. And 2 people in the UK. They do this, like, swirly. Swirly. Swirly thing with the thing. That's a. That's a wig. Chapel Wickchapel started, but then this. There's also this French guy that does it. I forget their name. And they're in the UK as well. They.

[Bob]

I saw Violet with one years and years ago, but now it's like, it's this.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob]

This is a massive drag trend. This is a huge drag trend, which is like these circles and loops and hoops and braids that are put into loops and hoops in your hair. It's like. I just see it. I see it a lot. Trend alert is what I'm saying.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I cannot believe we're looking at Alpha. This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to Sugar. So the Sugar's. I think Sugar looks great. I think this is a really dope take on Belle from Beauty and the Beast. I think this is a really fashion forward take on her, and I think she looks really, really, really good.

[Bob]

Yeah, I agree. I think she looks really great. Is this quintessential Sugar, though? Especially because she looks. It's actually a little dark for Sugar.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And then Spice is a little light for Spice. I'm like, this is quintessential you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob]

You know what I mean? And Spice. Spice is doing. Is doing. They're doing, like, basically matching looks again. Like, one is doing Bell and one's doing Ariel, which is their thing, is what they're going for. These two definitely clearly have money. I mean, they have a lot of TikTok followers, so they probably like decent money from there and brand deals, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And.

[Bob]

And be.

[Monet X Change]

But I mean, again, like, you.

[Shannon Maldonado]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You hit. You said it. Maybe they want to. They want to keep on doing this dichotomy thing, and they don't want to distance themselves too much from each other. But I'm like the same silhouette, the same narratives, like the same number. The same, like, I mean, come on. And this is the first episode. And even though I like them, I like them. Is. I feel like I'm gonna get tired of this very quickly.

[Bob]

Who's going home? First

[Monet X Change]

of the twins? Sugar. Yeah, Down. Spice is eating Sugar up. Definitely Sugar. Nice guys always finish last.

[Bob]

Put a little. Put a little. Put a little jalapeno. Sauce in the molasses honey. And then we end up with a bottom three. The bottom three is Lucy LaDuca, who is incredibly emotional on the main stage. Amethyst and Monet's pick for a front runner. Irene.

[Monet X Change]

Irene. Irene.

[Bob]

They said we miss Mistress Irene. No, we didn't miss Mistress. We talked about Mistress. We did a whole talk about Mistress look and compared it to the Mugler look.

[Monet X Change]

What's your name?

[Matteo Lane]

Omar.

[Monet X Change]

Omar. You miss Mistress? Donald. You miss Mistress. Ok.

[Bob]

But yeah, so we have Irene, Lucy Laduca, who is crazy crying and then Amethyst. Lucy is safe, which I agree with.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think Lucy should be safe because again, over,

[Shannon Maldonado]

over.

[Monet X Change]

I think, I think Lucy should be safe because at least Lucy, even though it wasn't great Lucy did you know she did her voice like she used part of her body to make art. The other bitch water girl. Just get up there and try to make the last water like.

[Bob]

But according to you, water's the best number in the world. But according to Monet X change. Everyone should make a glass of water. We should all be doing our water routines. Everyone pitch your water ideas according to you. But yeah, but then Amethyst goes toe to toe with Irene and I'm actually shocked that Irene went home because I felt like she just gave more to the show.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I. Me too. I'm like Irene would have given us a whole lot. I'm very disappointed. Irene went home home. I'm very, very, very upset. And just as for Irene, she's. She's one. She's now in the first out club and they've been hinting at maybe doing a first out season for a long time. So maybe don't.

[Bob]

Do not listen if anyone randy fit. And if you're listening, don't entertain that.

[Monet X Change]

The fact that you think they're listening to. Oh yeah, they. They listen to. They listen.

[Matteo Lane]

All right.

[Monet X Change]

So they shut this do.

[Bob]

I don't know why anyone thinks a first out season is fierce. That. Do you guys really think a first out season is like it. And maybe, maybe I'm being elitist because I. But like a first out. No, no.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, think about it. Last season, last season. Do you know who the first out was?

[Bob]

Who? I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

Diabete. Diabet was great in the whole rest of the season. Diabet made it to the top four. Like a first out season. It would be good. Diabetti is. Is literally the case. Why a first out season would be a good season.

[Bob]

I said what I said. We have like what, three of them? What Shangela, Vanjie and Diabetti. Who else?

[Monet X Change]

I. Alisa Summers.

[Bob]

Alisa Summers.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, we don't know. Alisa does. Doesn't do much in Dragon. I mean, I don't know. I don't really follow them, but Pork Chop is a fucking mid continental winter, winter, winter. Pork Chop is iconic. She just happened to go out first.

[Bob]

Well, you know what? You enjoy a first out season. Enjoy the first out All Stars. Have fun.

[Monet X Change]

Layla McQueen. Was Layla McQueen first out?

[Bob]

No, she was not first out. Naysha Lopez was first out.

[Monet X Change]

Naysha. Naysha is a cons. Naysha is great.

[Bob]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

Bob hates the season of Queens. Y' all heard it here. First out.

[Bob]

I don't. I do not. I do not want to see a first out season. I'm just. I'm just not interesting. I'm interested.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, you're not interesting. Correct. You're not.

[Bob]

I don't want to see that. I'm not interested in seeing a first out season. I would rather just see a regular season of Drag Race than seeing a first out All Stars.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean?

[Bob]

Now, now, the second out season.

[Monet X Change]

Name five second outs. Bob.

[Bob]

Layla McQueen was second out, okay? And I think you know the rest.

[Monet X Change]

You could have had two under your belt. You could have said Leland Dax. That was. That would have been 40% of the way, girl.

[Bob]

First out is way more iconic than being second out. Being second out is like garbage. Like, like, it is like no one remember that you were second out. Being first out is iconic. Actually. Being first out is truly iconic. It is very sad, but it is iconic. Being second out is like, what?

[Matteo Lane]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Anyway, Irene goes home. Amethyst days to slay another week and we will be with you. This is a two a week, but we will be going back to you. One a week. But also, just so you guys know, do not worry. Me and Monet will. Will. Will be. So we're doing sibling watchery on Mondays, but on Wednesdays we're replacing sibling rivalry with another watch. We're going to be reviewing for real friends of WeHo. So if you want to stick around, Monet and I will be reviewing every single episode in depth of real friends of WeHo. Girl,

[Matteo Lane]

Girl.

[Monet X Change]

Drag Race fans are upset. They're just like. They were like, so y' all taking away half an hour from Drag Race so we can watch these fucking faggots that don't even live in WeHo. How dare y'.

[Bob]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch. People are mad. Mad.

[Bob]

I don't know why that tickled me so much.

[Monet X Change]

Are you gonna be watching the real friends of WeHo. Bob.

[Bob]

I don't, I don't really like reality shows that don't have competition in them.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob]

And everyone kept being like, bobby, your show. I don't think We're Here as a reality TV show. We're here's like a docu series. I don't think. Yeah, We're Here is not a reality TV show.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, it's a docu series.

[Bob]

I didn't, I didn't watch the Vegas show. I think I watched one episode and I was like, I, I really tried when that, that, that clip of Derrick Barry and his and his boyfriends going to sleep in the middle of. In broad daylight. I was gagged. I was like this. I don't know if y' all saw it. When Derek Barry, his boyfriend, went to sleep, it was. You could see the cracking. It was daylight out. They were birthing tea, laying down, and go to bed at night at 3 o' clock in the afternoon in Vegas. I said, this is too much. This is too much.

[Monet X Change]

Naomi being like, brush your hair.

[Bob]

That was iconic. Brush your hair. Brush your hair.

[Monet X Change]

They always are funny. All right, well, we did it. Three hours. Three days later, and seven Red Bulls. We finally finished the first episode of all of Jackery Season six.

[Bob]

Cheers, everyone. See you all at the review of Real Friends of weho. Bye, everybody.

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