Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S15E3 "All Queens Go To Heaven" Review

Summary

Sibling Watchery: RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 15, Episode 3 — "All Queens Go To Heaven" Review

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Release Date: January 16, 2023

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Main Theme / Purpose

Bob and Monét dig into Episode 3 of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 15, themed "All Queens Go to Heaven." The duo delivers their trademark playful, irreverent review, dissecting the group acting challenge, judging the queens’ metallic-themed runway looks, and spilling tea about on- and off-camera drama. The episode is full of sharp fashion critiques, laugh-out-loud banter, and hot takes on the queen’s performances and interpersonal dynamics.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Recap: Where We Are In The Season (03:00–10:00)

• Departed Queen: Irene Dubois is the latest queen to go home, with Bob and Monét joking about her infamous water-making mini-challenge.

  • Bob: “People in the comments said making water in a minute could be funny…” [03:12]

• Amethyst and Robin’s Romance: The duo dive deep into the showmantic fallout between Robin and Amethyst, speculating about who was the top or bottom, their breakup, and summarizing the queens’ sassy subtweets.

  • Monét: “She will never get this dick ever again.” [06:58]
  • Bob: “Robin was fucking her amethrussy honey.” [09:39]

• Team Picking and Strategy:

  • Discussion on how Anetra, as the challenge winner, and Amethyst, as the lip sync survivor, pick their teams for the "Heaven" group challenge.
  • Bob notes the unusual draft format: “I pick one, you pick one…but they’re letting Anetra pick her entire team, which is fair since she won.” [12:54]

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2. Celebrity Conjecture, Fan Engagement, and Workroom Banter (10:00–21:00)

• Fan Theories: Bob and Monét riff on the old myth of nose/hands/feet sizes correlating with certain endowments, plenty of NSFW jokes ensue.

  • Bob: “Patty swears people with big penises have big noses and big ears.” [05:35]

• Patreon Comments: Bob requests funny comments from their Patreon page to read on the air, showing the podcast’s appreciation for fan engagement.

• Workroom Looks: Both agree that queens like Luxx and Spice are raising the bar for in-workroom fashion, compared to older seasons where queens were more casual.

  • Monét: “If I went back on Drag Race, I think I’d still be Season 8 mindset, you just wear anything. Luxx is at a full-on fashion show.” [16:00]

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3. Team Composition & Challenge Antics (21:00–33:00)

Teams:

• Anetra’s Team (Favored): Anetra, Luxx, Sasha Colby, Selena, and Marcia.

• Amethyst’s Team (Team Amy): Amethyst, Lucy LaDuca, Aura, Spice, and Princess Poppy.

• The Leftovers: Mistress, Malaysia, Jax, Robin, and Sugar.

• Drama Over Team Picks: Discussion over Princess Poppy’s “Sorry, losers” joke and how such edits are harbingers of incoming drama or elimination.

  • Monét: “When Princess Poppy walks over … she goes, ‘Sorry, losers.’ And RuPaul says, ‘Girl, those words may haunt you.’ … Spoiler alert: those words haunted her.” [19:46]

• Sibling Rivalry on Groupwork:

  • Sugar is separated from Spice, which the twins compare to “otters holding hands.”
  • Bob: “Sugar was Matilda … she put that bitch in the puppy.” (on the awkward dynamic in the Leftovers’ rehearsal) [23:16]
  • Monét: “She’s the most qualified to make a scripted video.” [24:03]

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4. Religion, Family, and Queer Experiences (31:00–33:30)

• Discussion gets heavier when Malaysia and Mistress share stories about being queer in religious families, highlighting real struggles faced by many LGBTQ+ youth.

  • Mistress: “For your family to be your first bully is a lot to handle.” [32:39]

• Bob and Monét note the emotional, makeup-ruining workroom moments and shout-out to the messiness of ‘mid-drag.’

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5. FULL Runway Fashion Critiques — "Metallics" Category (33:26–52:16)

Standout Runway Moments

• RuPaul’s Gown: Both hosts love Ru’s metallic gown for sticking to the theme.
  • Bob: “RuPaul looks so fucking hot. Okay? I love this silhouette.” [33:46]

Queen-by-Queen Reads

• Anetra: Safe & solid, but feels familiar.

  • Monét: “Kinda looks like something we’ve seen…” [35:14]

• Sasha Colby: Phoenix goddess gets high praise, but minor quibble on outfit construction.

• Selena Estitties: Panned!

  • Monét: “Garbage.” [37:22]
  • Bob: “All the signs really throw it off.” [38:49]

• Luxx Noir London: Both hosts’ favorite look of the night.

  • Bob: “So fucking good… she looks so hot, the dress is fabulous.” [40:07]
  • Monét: “Everything about this look, I love.” [40:17]

• Sugar & Spice: Cute concept (robot dog), but critique for repeated matching silhouettes and lack of innovation.

• Princess Poppy: R2D2/Katy Perry homage, deemed just “fine” and “simple.”

• Malaysia Babydoll Foxx: Critiqued for repeating silhouette and color palette two weeks in a row. Bob defends Monet on a “fox paw controversy.”

  • Discussion about fox foot color — and Monet getting “dragged” by fans.

• Mistress Isabelle Brooks: Praise for the look, confusion over the chain accessory.

  • Bob: "Why the fucking chain?" [49:17]

• Least Favorite Runway Look:

  • Both hosts decisively pick Selena Estitties.
    • Monét: “Selena, titties, down, down, down.” [52:01]

• Favorite Look:

  • Both agree it’s Luxx Noir London.
  • Bob: “Luxx Noir, London. Looks like a Mugler runway.” [51:17]

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6. Group Challenge — "All Queens Go To Heaven" (53:19–59:37)

Group 1: Anetra’s Group (Top Group):

• Standouts: Selena and Sasha Colby (as God).
  • Bob: “Sasha Colby as God was fucking brilliant … so well done.” [53:38]
  • Monét: “The whole group killed. Everyone was good in this.” [54:03]
• Memorable Lines: “Heaven being Palm Springs, where drag queens go to die.” [54:02]

Group 2: Amethyst’s Group

• Critique: Overly vulgar, no clever punchlines, and energy was flat.
  • Monét: “It was too vulgar without enough punchline…” [55:34]
  • Bob: “Aura…everything she delivered was very bro-y…it really takes me out.” [55:57]

Group 3: Leftovers

• Critique: Flat, awkward, lacked setup for punchlines, and sluggish energy.
  • Bob: “The BLT community is kind of funny, but there was no setup.” [58:01]
  • Monét: “I did not like this.” [58:17]

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7. Lip Sync & Judging Drama (59:49–66:24)

• Bottom Two: Amethyst & Princess Poppy (“Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” by Diana Ross)

  • Bob & Monét agree it was an underwhelming lip sync—neither queen shone, and the “backstage” moment confused the hosts.
  • Monét: “It wasn’t a brilliant lip sync… I just didn’t get the point… What was she doing?” [63:51–64:16]

• Elimination: Princess Poppy is sent home.

  • Monét (joking about a Grindr block): “Finally, the queen who blocked me on Grindr got blocked by Amethyst!” [64:29]

• Who Has More to Offer?

  • Both hosts agree either could have gone. Bob feels Poppy was a better brainstorming collaborator; Monet points out that Amethyst struggles every time a challenge requires humor. [66:01]

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8. Snatch Game Preview, Episode Length, & Predictions (67:18–70:25)

• Snatch Game is Coming: The usual excitement, but confusion over Ru’s “double dose” tease—both believe there’ll be two Snatch Games, maybe split across two episodes.

• On Episode length: Both support returning to a one-hour format.

  • Monét: “I’m glad the episodes are back to an hour—I don’t need a Game of Thrones-length episode.” [67:48]

• Top Queen Predictions: Early but bold:

  • Top three—Sasha Colby, Luxx Noir London, Mistress Isabel Brooks, Marcia as a wild card.
  • Monét: “I feel like Luxx and Sasha Colby are gonna be the top two.” [69:02]
  • Bob: “If Mistress wins…it’d be the first big girl winner of a US season and the first Mexican winner of Drag Race ever.” [71:05]

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9. Patreon Corner and Listener Engagement (71:38–74:53)

• Reading select Patreon comments, poking fun at themselves and their listeners for their strong opinions, technology choices (Bob = Facebook video calls, Monét = iPad), and Monet’s “5-day” drag makeup marathon.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Religion & Queerness:

  • Mistress: “For your family to be your first bully is a lot to handle.” [32:39]

• On Runway Shade:

  • Monét (on Selena’s LA streetlamp): “Are you one of the street lamps or not? … This is crazy.” [37:32]

• On Team Leftovers:

  • Monét: “Girl, it was like Gulliver’s Travels for Layla McQueen up in there.” [21:44]

• On the Metallics Runway:

  • Bob: “[Luxx Noir London]—So fucking good… the hair, the nails… she looks fabulous.” [40:07]

• On Episode Length:

  • Monét: “We’re not watching Lord of the Rings, bitch. We’re watching RuPaul's Drag Race.” [67:59]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Time (MM:SS) | Segment/Topic | |--------------|---------------------------------------------------------| | 03:00 | Discussions on Irene's exit and water performance | | 04:39 | Robin & Amethyst relationship drama | | 12:51 | Team-picking mechanics and RuPaul’s choices | | 16:00 | In-Workroom fashion evolution | | 19:46 | Princess Poppy’s “Sorry, losers” (Chekhov's gun moment)| | 23:16 | Sugar’s awkward rehearsal moment w/ Jax | | 31:49 | Religion & family discussion | | 33:26 | Runway critiques begin (“Metallics” category) | | 37:22 | Monét annihilates Selena’s lamp look | | 49:47 | Malaysia fox feet “controversy” and online dragging | | 51:04 | Both name Luxx as runway favorite | | 53:19 | Challenge performance reviews start | | 55:34 | Too-vulgar Team Amy critique | | 59:49 | Lip sync/judging discussions | | 63:51 | Why Princess Poppy’s “pointing” missed the mark | | 67:18 | Preview & theories for Snatch Game | | 70:25 | Patreon comments and closing hot takes |

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Tone & Style

The episode is delivered with the duo’s usual combination of quick wit, biting humor, and genuine affection for drag artistry. The podcast is conversational, full of snark, inside jokes, and running gags—often veering into raunchy territory but balanced with sincere commentary on queer experience, religion, and representation.

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TL;DR — Should You Listen?

If you're a fan of Drag Race, drag culture, or cutting podcast banter, this episode is a treasure: full of fashion shade, challenge breakdowns, and queerness-centric real talk. Bob and Monét blend comedy with true insight—making this recap both engaging and hilarious even if you haven’t watched the episode.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Shannon Maldonado]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Shannon Maldonado]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

Like Rama llama llama kadinkity dinky dong. Anyone know that? Grease Monati. Could you. Do you even know what that is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We go together.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, the lyrics are, we go together like Rama llama llama kadinky dinky dong. Together forever like shoebox waddle wadda yippity boom changity chain shabbat shoebop. You are. Yeah, go off Queen. Any lyrics you want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This used to be Queen. We used to do it in Queen. What? You got fired?

[Monet X Change]

Yesterday

[Bob the Drag Queen]

when Holly fired your ass.

[Monet X Change]

We flew that queen.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

You are rewriting history. You better rewrite history. Listen, welcome back to sibling Watchery. We are reviewing RuPaul's Drag Races in 15. Episode three. Is this technically three or is it two?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Episode three. Yes, RuPaul TV said episode three.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, same. So we're saying episode three as well. This episode is called All Queens Go to Heaven. Do you believe in heaven? Three fourths of Americans, adults in America believe in heaven. Do you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe in heaven. No, I don't believe in heaven. I don't believe that there's a place that we all go to. I think that there may be some type of place for souls, allegedly. But I don't think there is. Like, you get to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter reads your thing and he lets you in or he sends you to hell. I don't think that's a thing.

[Monet X Change]

No confirmed Monet said Christians are stupid and their whole belief system is bullshit. Monet is in a one woman battle against all of Christianity. If you are a Christian, DM Monet and say, heaven is real, we will not be there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch, gargoyles, psychics, everything's a godly. Get the hell out of my house.

[Monet X Change]

So first. So, okay, we just sent home

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Irene, Irene the queen. We sent home Queen Irene Irene for making her glass of water. And Bob, read the comments. In the comments, people were saying, I think making water in a minute could be funny. People think so?

[Monet X Change]

Well, lucky for you, Monet, you are a queen who is booked all the time. You have a lot of opportunities to hone your water making routine. Baby, baby, baby, there's nothing stopping you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the queens come in for the fallout. And I just realized, Bob, Lucy's hair is giving vintage Monet. It's giving Afro tees with my little swoop de doop in the front. My little red Afro.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, this hair is usually quite styled in the front. And then the back is just a teased, like, mess. And I kept being like, is no one gonna call out? The fact that it didn't occur to me, I was like, Lucy's hair is like, the front was quite coiffed, but the back, it just like, it was just teased with no styling. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a hairstyle I used to do all the time back in the day. And it's.

[Monet X Change]

And I felt the same way back then. And I felt the same way back then. I've been trying to get this off my chest for 10 years now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean tease with no styling? You tease the hair, you freeze it. And what do you. It's like an Afro with like a little swoop de doob in the front.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. When you. Okay, first of all, if you want an Afro, just buy an Afro. But the back when you. Usually when you tease hair, you have to take some smoother hair and put it over the tease hair so you don't see the tease. So in Lucy's hair, all you see in the back is the tease. It's just the teaser.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like it. I think it looks cute.

[Monet X Change]

The beguard is giving tease. The bake of her is giving Nana, Nana, Nana. It's teased, honey. It's all teased. But anyway. Yeah, I noticed that too. And then we get into the fact that Robin and Amethyst. And I started calling her Amy in my notes. Cause I can't spell Amethyst. I'm taking notes. I can't spell Amethyst. And I'm trying to. I spell amethyst 19 different ways.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

H. Y, S, T. It's my breathstone, Bob. You should know that. You should know why my birthstone is and how to spell it.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's Amethyst Birthstone. It's Amethyst Birthstone. It will never be a birthstone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who do you think? Who's the top? Who's the bottom?

[Monet X Change]

Her birthday's coming up soon. If her birthstone's Amethyst, and her birthday's coming up soon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. February. Who do you think was the top?

[Monet X Change]

Who's the bottom?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Amethyst was fucking the shit out of Robin. Amethyst was fucking.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that's okay. Patty has a thing Patty thinks people would reverse. Maybe they're flipping.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Patty thinks people with big. In Patty's mind, big dicks or, like, good dicks correlate with a big nose and big ears. I don't think so. But Patty swears up and down, he's like, oh, people with big penises have big noses and big ears.

[Monet X Change]

I've seen this. I've seen this conversation be told as well. But I know for a fact that there are people who have big noses who don't have big penises.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say hands to me.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not really much of a size.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we're delayed. We keep on keeping.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that's also not always. That's also not a correlation always, either. Hands and feet are also not necessarily an indicator of the size of your penis. I've also always said I'm notoriously not

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a size queen, so you're not paying attention to it.

[Monet X Change]

Like, Boomer Banks has small feet. Boomer Banks wears, like, a size 9

[Bob the Drag Queen]

shoe, but he has big hands. Okay, here, Bob, go Always. This nigga is always else up in here. This nigga's stakeholder. Cause you know what? The cold do bother you sometimes. The cold be. Bother you anyway.

[Monet X Change]

The cold always bothered me anyway. But, yeah, also, so what's interesting that Robin was like, oh, it was amicable. Amicable. And Amethyst was like, it was my decision, and I will never, ever be fucking pounding that hole ever again, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn.

[Monet X Change]

She will never get this dick ever again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Amethyst and Robin, can y' all please let us know?

[Monet X Change]

Well, Robin. Robin B. Just so y' all know, if you want to know, Robin B. Every. Every review, Robin is in the fucking notes being, like, giving us the tea, honey. So Robin will be like, yes, I was getting this kitty cat punch. Kitty cat, kitty cat. Or she'd be like, I was fucking topping the shit out of fucking out of her. Who did I say? Who did I say? Amethyst looked like McLovin. I was popping the shit out of McLovin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I thought we should have? I think in our episodes, we should have the Patreon corner and we just read some good. Because the patrons. I have to say on Twitter, the comment section is always. I mean, Twitter, on TikTok, the comment section be fucking cracking me up. And the comment section on Patreon be fucking cracking me up. Jacob, can you get three comments from our comment section? I want to read three Patreon comments because they really are very funny.

[Monet X Change]

If you were with Amethyst, would you want to be topping or would you want to be bottoming for Amethyst?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. As you know, I like me a sturdier man because I'm a big bitch, and I think I would have to top Amethyst. I probably want to top Amethyst.

[Monet X Change]

And Robin's also not particularly sturdy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I would have to top the shit out of both of them.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch. They was two stick bugs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My God.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch. They started a fire. Honey fire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was saying. You were saying that Robin comments in the comment section a lot. And I was saying the comment section on our Patreon be lit. So, Jacob, can you like. I want to read, like, some Patreon comments. So in this, while we record this, can you just pick out three comment sections? Because the comment section on Patreon be so funny. They're so smart. They're so litty. I want to highlight some folks, but, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So, Robin, please sound off. Did she end it with you? And also, there's no shame in having it. I've been broken up with. There's no shame in being broken up with. There's no shame in that, y'. All. When have you ever broken up with?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I've been broken up with, but, yeah, I have.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, no shame in that. Okay, wait, wait. You didn't see the tweet?

[Shannon Maldonado]

The tweets.

[Monet X Change]

Let me. Sorry. They were tweeting at each other.

[Shannon Maldonado]

What?

[Monet X Change]

Was it drama? Was it giving? Was it giving? It wasn't like, full drama, but it was. It was giving. Hold on, let me pull it up. I'm just going to start with Robin because I'm. I'm not trying to spell. I be. I'd be embarrassing the hell out of myself trying to spell Amethyst. That be embarrassing as hell. I'll be like, am amethysis thesis. Emulsify my phone. Like, bitch, you can't spell. I'm like, no, bitch, I can't spell. Give me one second.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm pulling Amethyst. Robin was fucking her amethrussy honey.

[Monet X Change]

Fucking the amethysty. Amethyst say that. Give it the amethysty honey. Give me the amethyst honey bomb, Henny. Not Amethyst being the. I am in Madison, Wisconsin. I've done five sold out shows at Comedy on State, which is honestly one of the best comedy clubs I've ever been to in my life. This coming up is great. If you are in the Madison area, you gotta come fucking Patty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I got stuck in Madison, Wisconsin one time.

[Monet X Change]

Monet said I was stuck. I didn't even want to be there. I fucking hate the place. And I was stuck. Okay, Monet is really shitting all over the place.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, let me. God damn it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so Robin says watch his sneak peek. Sneak peek for next episode. Watches our girl lie on national TV on the words of the great Nicki Minaj child. Anyway, so. And then Amethyst, who also go back,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

he said, I mean, didn't you lie too when you said this chapter was closed? Cause I'm not the one reopening it. And subtweeting, my friend.

[Monet X Change]

And then Robin said to respond to something that was said publicly isn't reopening a chapter. It's clarifying if there was confusion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, girl,

[Monet X Change]

this. Yeah, that is wild. That is. Ooh, girl, you got hate mail. That was. That was. But I mean, I could see how I'd be like, somebody said, you broke up me if you didn't break up with me, honey. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right?

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, also. So then Lucy Lucas, like, honey, I'm pissed off. I'm like, bitch at who? The judges. Like who? She's like, and now I'm mad. They better watch out. Like, you're mad Cause you didn't do well. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she was like. She's like. And she says something like, people didn't think I. The judges didn't think I did well last week. And I disagree. I'm like, bitch, you were literally on stage saying, I didn't do my best. Crying like, you're sorry, bitch. You agree that you didn't do your best, but now you're not in front of RuPaul. You bossing up, bitch. You drank the pickle juice. You drank the pickle juice. Lucy,

[Monet X Change]

you was boohooing.

[Shannon Maldonado]

She was like.

[Monet X Change]

And that back like. And if RuPaul ever say some shit

[Bob the Drag Queen]

about me ever again, I was like, she better work. She better work.

[Monet X Change]

Not Lulu. Not Lulu Deluku.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lulu Duku.

[Monet X Change]

What's the pit bull? So RuPaul says they're gonna be doing a challenge where they have to create their own version of heaven, their own version of the afterlife. And Anetra won last week's challenge. So she gets to have a team. And then as like a whatever. Amethyst gets to pick a team because she won the lip sync. And then it's also weird because normally it's like, I pick one, you pick one. I pick one, you pick one. But they're letting Anetra pick her entire team, which is fair. Emma fairly pick her whole team. Yeah, I guess.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she won.

[Monet X Change]

And then also, it's not as great as the back and forth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also love Anetra walking into the workroom. Bitch. She is duck stomping. She is doubling down. She said to Leiomy, yeah, I'm no ging, bitch. Here you go again. At the top of the episode, duck stomping into the workroom.

[Monet X Change]

Monae, you act like they read the tweets and then went back and filmed

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it because Anitro had the foresight to know what was coming. So she's like, I'mma double down on you, Aja Oshun.

[Monet X Change]

So team number one is. Anetra's team is Lux London noir. Sasha, Kobe, Selena, S titties, and Marcia. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. And as Marcia gets called over, as Marsha gets called over, RuPaul is like, I told you. I was like, that's gonna be her read. Like, she will not. I mean, I hope she can get from underneath it because it is annoying. As a girl who got this note, it is very annoying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She won't.

[Monet X Change]

But RuPaul was like, and maybe you'll let her borrow some fals eyelashes because her makeup is shit and she's a fucking booger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, bitch. And like, you know that this is her note throughout the season because when a girl post season, because now you look at Marsha's Instagram, honey, she is. She is wearing. She is wearing 801 lashes, but she is walking out here like Yuha Hamasaki. So you know she got this Kim Chi. You know, she got this. This fucking note all season long because post show, her paint is big. She's wearing bigger makeup.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. What do you think of this team? Would this be the team you picked?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Cause I think.

[Monet X Change]

Do you have first choice?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. First challenge. Anetra did a great job. Selena is clearly a good actor. So everyone is going off the prowess and like the legend of Sasha and I Think Lux is good, too. I like this team a lot. I would pick this team.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I would've picked this team, too. This is a great team. This is a really, really good team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have maybe, maybe swapped Lux for Mistress, but that's because me personally, I just really like Mistress, and I would have wanted part of my team.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, this is a solid team. It was a really, really solid team. And then team number two is Amethyst. Team is Lulu Duluku. I don't know why that is so funny to me that she called her that. And then Aurra and I got a little bit of cringe. I don't know why, but maybe you convinced me or something. But when Aura gets chosen and she goes, yes, bitch, of course I was like, I don't know about y', all, but this shit, it's so cringy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She does some stuff. Later on in the episode, I wrote notes about it. I'm like, it's so. And I'm not trying to, because I was on TikTok Live last night, someone said, ooh, Aura is mad at y'.

[Shannon Maldonado]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I said, oh, God, I don't need to make any enemies. Someone's gonna get mad. But it is so cringey. It's so cringy.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, you're already banned from Chicago. You're already banned from Chicago to begin with, so we're done. Me and Monet will never be able to say foot in Chicago at this point. Okay? I mean, I didn't say anything bad about her. I mean, we didn't. Whatever. We didn't say anything bad, but it is a little cringey. Like, yes, bitch, of course. Yes, of course. I don't know what about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, so cringy. I can't.

[Monet X Change]

I can't, I can't. And then Spice. Oh, by the way, can we talk about the. In the. The in workroom fashion? Okay. Luxx, Spice and one other person. And. And Marcus. I was like, they are really, like, putting effort into their workroom looks. Like it could not. If I went back on. If I went back on Drag Race, I think I would still be in that season eight mindset where you just wear anything in the workroom. You just be looking crazy. Luxx is at a full on fashion show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Marcia is very simple and very chic. It's very Kim K. Very all neutrals. And I started thinking, season 10, that was Aquaria. Every season 10, and every season I had someone was doing it up. Season 10, it was aquaria. Aquaria would come turning, look stunting pretty into the werk room every morning. I was like, girl, we had to do interviews at 7 o' clock this morning. Where did you find the time on All Stars 4 was Valentina. Valentina would come in and look at me every day. And then All Stars 7 was Ra'. Jah. You.

[Monet X Change]

You were dressed nicely for All Stars 7. You were dressed nicely for All Stars 7, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was.

[Monet X Change]

You did look nice some of the times. Yeah. I mean, we didn't. We didn't have anyone turning looks on our. There was no one. Not a single person was turning looks, girl. All right, let's move on. Now you're being wild. Now you're just saying. Now you're just saying names out loud. You're just saying names out loud.

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[Monet X Change]

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[Shannon Maldonado]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Shannon Maldonado]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

Amy. Amy, Lucy, Aura, Spice. And Poppy. And Poppy. Who's Poppy? Over Princess Poppy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that. I just. I. You forgot her first name. You just said her last name.

[Monet X Change]

That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if I was like Tadikyu. People like, who are you talking About. Oh, yeah, Caldwell. This is Caldwell.

[Monet X Change]

Monet. Monet. I didn't say. It's not like there's eight drag queens named Princess Poppy. If someone said. If someone said exchange, we know who they're talking about. We'd be like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I said Queen, I said Queen, I'm like, oh, Bob. Bob the drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

No, not Queen. No, Papi Monet, you are trying to dig. If I said she chose Smalls and we were talking about RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 4, you would know who I was talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're also talking about the icon. The icon. The leg queen herself.

[Monet X Change]

The icon. Princess Poppy. So when Princess Poppy walks over, because Poppy's the last one chosen, she looks back at the leftovers and she goes, sorry, losers. And RuPaul says, girl, she fucking sealed her face. Those words may haunt you. And when they put that in the edit, I was like this. She's either gonna win or she's gonna go home. And spoiler alert, those words haunted her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chekhov's words. Honey, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Those words came back and went, boo, honey. She's haunted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And the third team was the Leftover. I love how they became the leftover for the rest of the episode. I thought it was very funny. It was Mistress Malaysia, Jax, Robin, and Sugar. What do you think about this team?

[Monet X Change]

Well, first of all, they were like, robin and Mistress. Like, I ain't no fucking leftover. Like, yo, it's just a name, girl. It's just. It's just a name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love this.

[Monet X Change]

What's in the name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? I love this.

[Monet X Change]

From this team, I would have probably chosen Mistress and Sugar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Who's Robin?

[Monet X Change]

They're the two I would have chosen. Cause Malaysia's just so. Malaysia's so quiet. Jax is kind of quiet, and Robin's kind of quiet. So I'd be like, I need some loud bitches. And Mistress and Sugar are the loudest, too. So from this scene, those are two people that I probably would have chosen. Maybe not first, but I wouldn't mind working with them. But that was. We should go ahead and get into the rehearsal because it got kind of awkward, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It did. It got very awkward in rehearsal and, oh, really quick as we looking at everyone on their team and stuff. I can't tell if this is a very short cast or we have another season eight situation. Because you look at season eight, you're like, oh, these are average sized people. But the average height of y' all was, like, six feet. And I know that Jax is Shorter than everyone else, but apart from Jax, everyone else seems the same height. And I can't gauge how if this is a tall cast.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I'm a dainty six two. And I was like. I was shorter than Kim, shorter than Naomi, shorter than Thorgy. About the same height as Acid Betty, Dax. So, yeah. Oh, yeah. Shorter than Dax. I think Dax was our tallest person. So, yeah, everyone met us. They were like, y' all are huge. We're like, yeah, I know, but that's why. That's why bitch Chi Chi and fucking Derrick Barry were like, in the land or. Layla McQueen was in the land of giants. It was like Gulliver's Travels for Layla McQueen up in that bitch. So, yeah, when they're making their challenges, first of all, Sugar and Spice are separated, and they're like, here's the video of otters holding hands on YouTube. They don't know what to do without each other. They don't know what to do without each other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sugar is crumbling on the other team. First of all, Jax physically move. Jax physically girl Sugar from her spirit spot to the end.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, bitch, don't get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't be touching me.

[Monet X Change]

That was wild. And I felt. I was like, honestly, we're making a video, bitch. Listen to the girl who's a fucking viral TikTok star.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Like, why would y' all not. I mean, is she a little cheesy? Yes, it's giving parmesan. It's giving homage, honey. It's giving sharp cheddar. But still, listen to this bitch. Cause y' all motherfuckers don't know it. Like, I don't know. It was not giving the tea they thought it was giving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I agree. But it was fully. Jax was the trunchable, and Sugar was Matilda. She was. She put that bitch in the puppy.

[Monet X Change]

No, she the girl with the brother braids. Oh, the girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, yeah, the bitch in the braids squeezed her around. It was very. It was. It was. It was very insulting. I was like, it's very shady.

[Monet X Change]

And. But also.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But here's my question to you, though. Just because you can make. Just because you're a viral. Just because you go viral, can you make a viral video for Drag Race? You know what I mean? Because it is a. It is a different. I see the thought process. Why. But it is different.

[Monet X Change]

Well, the difference is you're not. You're not in control of the edit on Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right?

[Monet X Change]

And you're not by yourself. You have to work with a team, which obviously, Sugar is Used to working with other people. That's really. Because she. But I do think that. I don't think that you necessarily can. But I will say, out of the folks in that group, Sugar is the most qualified.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would agree.

[Monet X Change]

Make a fucking scripted video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would agree. Mistress Bitch. One day on the first episode, they said TikTok. She was like, no, no, no. She pretended she didn't know who she was, but she did know. Never mind, Never mind, never mind.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she had new. She had new.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So anyway, so Sugar was getting the business, honey. They were. She had the business, honey. And then other rehearsals.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I will say also this too. When they were in the planning phase, I did like that Poppy was at least coming to the table, trying to present ideas. Poppy wasn't sitting there like, Amethyst, like, well, I don't know. I'm not gonna say anything. Poppy was like. She was throwing ideas out and seeing what was funny. She was really actively trying to do a good job for the challenge, which I like. And Anetra's team. Bitch. From day one. Spice. No, it was who was on their team. Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Anetra's team was Anetra, Lux, Sasha, Selena, and Marsha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, their team. They are. They seem like they're on a good path. And I love Spice, too. On the other team, Spice is throwing out ideas. Spice is really trying to commit and make the role, make her part, or make the group as fierce as possible, which I really liked. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

But I have some thoughts on those performances, those numbers. Those. Anyway, this. This will not go down in history.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This will not go down in history.

[Monet X Change]

So Team Leftovers seems kind of unprepared. It kind of just, like, it just. It seems from what it looked like in the video, they made it look like Sugar was the only one who had anything to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, right. Yeah, I agree.

[Monet X Change]

And then also, when we watched the video, it was obviously, Malaysia had a lot to say as well. And I don't know that Malaysia should have been the one doing that much talking, because, I mean, it wasn't bad, but it was just kind of like, I don't. It was a little cringe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even her Jesus outfit, like, if we all know heaven is supposed to be, like, pure white, whatever. Like, she had this black cat suit under this, like, white toe on top. It didn't feel very godly. And then also, I think I know what the problem with Jax is. Jax has as out of drag. Their hairline sits naturally low. And I think Jax might have to be using these queens who they have to, like, glue all of this. They have to glue all the way around to give them more space.

[Monet X Change]

Tina Burner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tina Burner to give. Because I think Jax's wigs are always, like, down to her eyebrows, and I'm like, it just makes her. It throws all. And she doesn't pad, so it throws all of her proportions off a lot.

[Monet X Change]

I will say this, though. Like, y' all be making fun of being bald, bitch. Being bald is one of the best things for your. For your drag, your wig. You can put your shit anywhere, bitch. My hairline can be like this, like this, like this anywhere I want. While y' all making fun of my bald head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is true.

[Monet X Change]

I would say, statistically speaking, your favorite drag queen is probably bald, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And beautiful.

[Monet X Change]

So enjoy your hair while you have it, honey. Yeah. Tina Burner has a low hairline, and Jax, too, and it just makes your forehead look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

That's why I mentioned before on the podcast, RuPaul's hairline is so far back, but it looks good on her. It's so weird. Like, it looks good on her when her hairline is so far back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Tina has to glue. She has to glue, and she glues the entire way around her head so she can put her wig further back.

[Monet X Change]

Have you seen a video of that Canadian Queen on TikTok going around where she called her grandmother?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's funny. I think it's funny, and I guess I think it's pretty good.

[Monet X Change]

Lemon did not. Lemon was like. Lemon said, don't you ever call me by my mother. I don't know you. I don't know your ass like that. Did you ever in your life ever fix your mouth to say my government name? I was like, jesus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know?

[Monet X Change]

Was there any fallout online?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lemon is from the mean streets of Toronto, girl. She don't play. Okay, girl.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, if someone. If someone walked up to you, if. If another drag race girl walked up to you and was like, kevin, like, how would you. Would you be like? I would be like. I'm like, bitch. I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I think it would be funny. I would laugh. I. But some. But some of the fans in line be like this. Well, you know, the fans, they swear they know, like, this is not funny. I can't believe that this girl would do this. How dare. I'm like, if it was a fan, it's one thing, but if it's another drag race girl, I would not be as offended because they're another queen.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. If a drag race girl walked in, me was like, Hi, Christopher. I'd be like, what? I'd be like, what? Like, what is going. I'd be like, what is happening? Do I owe you money? What is it? The pole dancing club in Puerto Vallarta. What happened to the pole? I vaguely remember there was a queen hosting, and she just started yelling, christopher, Christopher. I forgot about that. We didn't process, and we were just looking at her and we're like, why is this quite queen yelling, Christopher, Wait, you went to Puerto Vallarta?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When did you go to Puerto Vallarta?

[Monet X Change]

You mean years ago. But like, pre pandemic, it was a stop on a cruise. We were hosting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. I was like, I think I would know if you went to Puerto Vallarta, because there's a lot we have to discuss about pv, Bob, that I would want to discuss with you.

[Monet X Change]

You act like I'm not invited to pv. But it just. I've never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just saying. I've never heard you say, oh, I went to pv.

[Monet X Change]

It was just for a night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

So anyway, in the edit, they made it look like Sasha Colby wasn't doing a good job. Yeah, but I love the way they edit it because Sasha Colby was the fucking superstar. We'll get there. We'll get there. I know, I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also. But Michelle's note to her. Cause when she wasn't doing bad in the edit, she goes, I know you can do better. I'm like, that is not a director's note. Just someone who's sort of like, I know you can do better, bitch. Give me. Give me an actual direction, girl.

[Monet X Change]

That's like my. You know, my least favorite note in the history of Drag Race. Big girl, big girl, big girl, big girl. Oh, so Michelle has this way. And I know, I get it, it's reality tv, of making you feel very small when you present your ideas. Michelle would be like, so the joke is that you're having a mimosa. And a mimosa. Okay, okay, okay. And it's like, jesus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, I know. It makes you second guess everything. And when you try and when you have written these jokes three hours ago and you're presenting them, thinking you're doing the best of your ability, and someone does that to your joke, bitch, you feel like you are the least funny faggot that has ever told jokes.

[Monet X Change]

So the joke is that you're having a mimosa. Okay, okay. But you're in the mmo, whatever. Your channel is, not mine. I'm like, God damn, bitch, give me help. Help me, bitch. Help me. What are you here for if not to help me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, I know. That's why in seven, when we had Janicza Bravo and RuPaul judging the Sanders School for Girls, they were so into it. Janikza was like, okay, so now your motivation when you come here and you want to go around to chop the tree, do you think that we can maybe think it was very that? And RuPaul was. You know, when RuPaul gets excited in the challenge, it feels like it's like, okay, okay.

[Monet X Change]

So, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, okay, this is good.

[Monet X Change]

This is good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you felt like you like that. That shit really propels you to be a better actor.

[Monet X Change]

And Michelle was like, janikza, could you belittle them a little more? We want the Emmy. So we go back into the workroom, and obviously, there's a lot of talk about religion this episode, and Baby Doll bravely comes forward as a Christian. No, I'm kidding. Baby Doll announces to the world, to the room that she's a Christian because someone's like, are there any. Are there any religious here? And Baby Doll's like, well, I'm a Christian. And they got very emotional and talked about how. How she was going through her struggles with Christianity. And then Baby Mistress was like, baby, I got fucking fully, like, called out and moved out of my house and, like, estranged from my family, which is

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the story of so many queer people, right? Because for a lot of people, like, what is that? Three quarters of. Three quarters of people believe in heaven, and I think a lot of people are religious. And you add queer people into that. I have a lot of friends, bitch. Last season, Kornbread, Kerri, Colby. I have a lot of personal friends, bitch. I was religious. A lot of people are faced with that.

[Monet X Change]

Kobe's religious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she was. Yeah. Not anymore. She was like, as a kid, got him. Yeah. And I come from. I was lucky to have a situation like Malaysia where my family is very accepting, very loving, but a lot of people end up like Mistress, and their families are like, either get rid of. Get rid of the gay shit, throw the wigs away, or get the fuck out.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she. She. She had to move out of her house at 7. She said something that impacted me a lot. She said. She said, for your family to be your first bully is a lot to handle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's wild. That's wild. That is.

[Monet X Change]

That is very. Also, they were crying wilder. Their makeup. I was like, oh, my God. Not always makeup. That is gonna ruin the process. Poor girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also, anytime they have these. These Soft moments and the girls be looking cr. Malaysia has her highlight and her thing. Sasha. Colby literally looks like a deep. She looks like a hell spawn. Like Sasha. Jacob, screenshot this and send it to Jade.

[Monet X Change]

The mid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The mid process.

[Monet X Change]

The mid. The mid drag process is bananas. Like drag doesn't make sense until the very last second. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sasha's hair is just covered in sheet bag.

[Monet X Change]

You're wild. So let's get to the Runway. Category is. What was the category called? Metal. No, metallic. What was it called? It's just the category is metallics.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Was it really called that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, it wasn't.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I remember that game, though. Metallics. RuPaul is in the theme.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. For once. And RuPaul looks so fucking hot. Okay. I love this silhouette. I don't know what this silhouette is called. I know it's a gown, but is there a specific name for this when it just goes like this? I love that silhouette. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

There probably isn't it, but it looks really stunning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So beautiful.

[Monet X Change]

This is a. She looks great. Everyone looks great, actually. Everyone looks amazing. I'm so glad that TS Madison is back on the judges panel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me too.

[Monet X Change]

She's a very, I mean, honestly, controversial opinion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God. What you going to say?

[Monet X Change]

Hear me out. No shade. Well, let's take Ross and Carson, T.S. madison and Nicole Byer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I love them.

[Monet X Change]

Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's room for everyone. Why you. Why? Why you got to cut people?

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Gia Gunn. Let's just say there's a room for everyone. Let's just say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial.

[Shannon Maldonado]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

So let's go by. Let's go through everyone's look. Anetra.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I kind of feel like this kind of looks like something we've seen already. You know what I mean? From Anetra. A little bit. I don't know why. I don't know why? It kind of reminds. It vaguely reminds me, I think, because our first Runway was also metallic, and you know what I mean? What did RuPaul say that was so funny? Did someone order a lesbian something? I don't know. That shit crackled me, though. That shit cracked me up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do love this hair, though. Y' all know me. I love me a kitty cat. This hair looks beautiful. I love this whole look. I think she looks great.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, this is a good look. I love this look. Up next, we have Sasha Colby. I like this look, too. I wish that the front part was either closer to her body. Cause it feels like the thing is, like. It's, like, floating off her body a little bit. But she looks really stunning, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, this is good. This is a cool take on the theme due to this metallic Phoenix bird situation. Yeah, I think it looks great.

[Monet X Change]

Have you seen this video of Miss Universe where all the people are like, Romania, yes. Insane. And then the friends. That goes. But they're all wearing these. These. These, like, these crazy outfits, y'. All. The outfits. They are putting. They put. Miss America in drag. Was in. It was. She looked like. First of all, it was so. She looked like one of Trump's NFTs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was so, so cumbersome. It was this, like. She has the moon. She's supposed to be like someone. She. Everyone looks, like, fierce and tasteful. And America just looks like a clown. America looks ridiculous.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, I'm gonna send you the thing, the TikTok. I got it. I know where it is. It is bananas anyway, because, you know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, it was some faggot that was back there, like, okay, girl. So we're gonna, like. We're gonna, like, put you in, like, the thing. You know, it was some queen back there styling this bitch, having her looking crazy on international television.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was. It was wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, this is.

[Monet X Change]

This is a wild, wild look. Up next, anyway, moving on, we have Selena. Selena. S. Titties. This. Mama. This is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay.

[Monet X Change]

Garbage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold on.

[Monet X Change]

She's a patreon. She's a patreon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold on.

[Monet X Change]

I don't care. This look is bad. Hold on. I'm not gonna pull punches. I'm not gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold on.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch. You hold on. She should have held on when she made this hideous look. This is horrible. First of all, the lamp on her head is fully crooked. Also, street lamps don't have street signs on them. Street lamps don't have street signs on them. Are you a. Let me finish my thought, bitch. Are you. Are you one of the street Lamps. Or are you not these. She's being one of the street lamps from la. Like, I get it, you're trying to represent la, but, baby, this is crazy. What is this, Monet? What is this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so I think they have. You can. There are streets and lamps that have that with just one. So I think it could have been really fashion if she, like, did one street sign, the one that said Esteem's Boulevard and have. You know, when you do those, you know, Ra' Jah in season three, when she had the thing and it was like her Christmas look, I would have had the way to, like, do something like that and just do one and make it look very big and exaggerated and fierce. But having all of them just across the bottom of that, I think that's what takes it out. And also, it could have been just as fierce just being a street.

[Monet X Change]

Just being.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have the silver catsuit having the hair or the same street lamp? Have it been fashioned up and evoking the same thing? I think all the signs really throw it off.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, what about. This looks good. The lamp is crooked. The wig is bad. The catsuit's not good. The signs are bad. I like the heel. Every other part of this is garbage. This is bad. This is a bad look. I know she's your friend, and I know you'll love her, but you won't love this look, I'll tell you that. Can you say something nice about her, too? That would be really great. No, not about this look. I'm not saying anything nice about this look because I don't like this look. Selena Esteezes. I'll just look nice when we get to the challenge because she was great in the challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She wasn't great at the challenge. Yeah, but the signs, the signs. I get it again. I know you want to do the LA thing, girl, but you do not need to put every street sign from hair to CA on your body. Girl.

[Monet X Change]

Girl. Las Palmas Kuenga. I'm like, this is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Orange Sunset.

[Monet X Change]

Hollywood, Santa Monica, Laurel Canyon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl. Big girl. Big girl.

[Monet X Change]

That's. She had Alyssa Edwards on. Alyssa Edwards designed this outfit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Big girl. This. Oh, my God.

[Shannon Maldonado]

This is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, this is Alyssa Edwards camera dress. This is like. This is Alyssa Edwards camera dress.

[Monet X Change]

Alyssa's at home. Like, I. Girl. It's amazing. Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Big girl.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to Luxx. Luxx Noir London.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So fucking good. She looks so hot. This dress is fabulous. She. The hair, the makeup, the nails. Luxx looks fucking fabulous. So good.

[Monet X Change]

She looks very, very, very good. I love Every part of this look I love, from the top of her head to the bottom of her feet. She looks absolutely amazing. I love this look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to Marcia. Marcia. Marcia who, by the way, I think Marcia did do bigger makeup already. Like, even episode two, her makeup is bigger here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she changed in the challenge. It wasn't for the Runway. She added stuff.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Lux. I mean, Luxx. I think Marcia looks great. I love this. I love that she's evoking the Tin man like the Tin lady and putting, like, those copper tones in it too. I think she looks. This is a beautiful look. I love it.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. The shoe is hideous. That is a hideous shoe. But I. But, I mean, Marcia is such a theater kid, and, like, she's giving School of Paige Turner. She's giving. Like, she kind of gives that vibe, but a little bit more. A little more polished. But I do agree this is a good look for Marcia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, when Marcia first. Marcia, go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

I was gonna say it's a good look for Marcia Cube. That's all I was gonna say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but not Cube. Cube to be too.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's squared.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, wow.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Atlanta public school education. Come on, Morrow High School.

[Monet X Change]

You're ridiculous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go Tigers.

[Monet X Change]

We're the Mustangs. How dare you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go Mustangs. I was gonna say. You know, when Marsha first moved to New York, she was sitting in the front row page. Tender show.

[Monet X Change]

Like, oh, slurp every week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Slurping it down, buddy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So let's go into Amethyst. I love this look. I think Amethyst looks amazing. This is one of my favorite looks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like this look. I like the look. I wouldn't say. I think Luxx is probably my. One of my favorite Luxx and Marsh.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, Luxx is my favorite. Marcia. No, no, no. I think this is better than Marsha's look. She looks really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She look.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think she looked beautiful walking down the Runway. I love gold lame. I love this crown she's wearing. She looks really good. I love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love the shoes. Are the shoes supposed to be, like, some type of, like, Grease, one of those paintings? Is she evoking that?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't know that she gave it that much thought.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're nice shoes, though, quite frankly. Yeah, I like this look.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go into Princess Poppy now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's trying to do a take on R2D2. The little. The little robot.

[Monet X Change]

Star Wars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Is that what she did? Say it? I didn't know she Meant it like, it's kind of giving Katy Perry meets RTD2. This is. I don't, I don't like this look is, like, literally fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's fine. It's not a bad look. It's fine.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's why it's really simple.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, exactly. And that's all I got to say about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Sugar and Spice. Okay. When Fudgeing Spice came out, I.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because these bitches were born in probably what, like, 90? In 2000?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're 22 or 23. 2000. I remember, Bob, Christmas morning. I remember asking for the techno, the Robot Dog and opening it up on Christmas. So when I saw her, I was like, she better come in with this little dog reference. I thought it was so fucking cute. I love it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they look great. They look good. I like their hair more than their outfits, because these outfits look like any other outfits. They've been in a miniskirt, red drift crop top.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

True.

[Monet X Change]

But in metallic. I prefer Spice's leggings over these weird kind of leggings that cover the shoes that Sugar's wearing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that was a weird.

[Monet X Change]

I, I, I'm, I'm gonna need you all to be a little different at any point in time. Like, they are doing. They are literally doing the same thing. This is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I was gonna say. Yeah. It really is very gagging to me again. And I said it at first episode, Dusty Ray got chewed out for dots. Literally, the first episode, these bitches are wearing pretty much kind of similar to stuff they've worn already in the first and, like. Cause now in Drag Race, the first episode, in the first episode, you presented, like, 25 looks, right? And it just always seems to be, like, the same thing, and they're not getting clocked for it, and it's a little bothersome to me.

[Monet X Change]

I don't agree with that, because this is very different than their Runway last week where they were like the princesses. This is very different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, like, doing the same thing.

[Monet X Change]

The matching.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the matching.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the matching is. I'm like, yo, this is kind of wild when you think about it. Yeah, let's go to Ora Mayori Mayari. This looks pretty good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is good, I think. Yeah, I think it's cute. It's really good. It's like, give me, like, a scorpion something.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Oh, scorpion. Why is she a scorpion?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. It's just giving me scorpion. I don't know. I'm getting, like, scorpion.

[Monet X Change]

Which Scorpion the animal or Scorpion the. The Mortal Kombat fighter?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Scorpion the animal.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay. Loosey Laduca. This hair and face does not match this outfit at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or am I crazy? I know. I agree with you. I think Lucy is definitely. Her drag evokes a certain era, and I think the hair is in that era, but the outfit is not like a housewives.

[Monet X Change]

Sexy mom, somebody for a second. Wait, I want to. Wait, wait. I want to go back to Rmiori for a second. Well, something Oramari did that was really wild that people do on the Runway that I think is kind of weird is, like the. The. The fake screaming on the Runway. Like, aura's like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't even Glock that.

[Monet X Change]

But the weird thing about it is, like, you're. What makes it kind of cringe that you're miked on the Runway. So if you talk on the Runway, they will play it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

There have been girls who screamed on the Runway, and when you scream, they will play the scream.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So I'm like, something about her just, like, mouthing screams, but, like, there's nothing, and she's just like. I'm like, what is. I'm like, I would be there. And what makes it really weird, y', all, is, you know, you do the Runway twice. So one of them is in complete silence. So there was a time where Ora Mayuri was walking down the Runway in complete silence, just going. And the judges were just cracking jokes while she was like. I would have been like, this is. I cannot look at this. This is wild. I'm sorry, what were you saying, Jacob, about. Somebody tweeted that Lucy Laduca looks like all three members of Stephanie's child combined. Well, I said, she's Stephanie. I said, this is Stephanie. Duca is Stephanie. She does give off Stephanie's child. I like the. I like the outfit. I just don't get why she wore this hair and makeup. Like, I don't get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't know either. Like, if she had. If she had. She had her hair snatched into, like, a. It's like a. A blonde ponytail. That could be. It could be very cute.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. You're right, Monet. That. That is a. That is a very astute observation and a great critique. Let's go into Jax. I. I did not like this look. And the guest was like, you look so great. I was like, this shoe?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. There's something always a little off about what. Even in her photo shoot, she did at home how she has the pants now. They're longer pants. And I don't know, just always seem a little off. I mean, I like the idea. I love Mortal Kombat. Love Jax the character. I mean, I could never really play with him, but, yeah, maybe because Jax is a male character. You know, how on UK3 or how I have my fade. If she would have maybe done, like, a fade wig like that to give us more of that. It's always something off. And. Yeah, I don't know what. I'm not in love with this either.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. But the judge loved it. She was like. I was like, oh, okay. Well, that says a lot about your taste level.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Let's go.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go to Robin Fierce. She looks. She always looks so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks so good. I love it. This hair is beautiful. She has her Dora Milaje spare, because I bought that one on Etsy, and that's the one that didn't come in time, Bob, when we did our first tour back in the day to Canada. So I know the spare bitch. And it cost about $122 a pop. Anyway, I think she looks great. She looks beautiful. She looks stunning. And her. She looks. She looks great.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And I love this. This photo of her that she did in her photo shoot where she's. It looks like she's, like, in the Serengeti or something. Yeah, it looks really good. And I. Obviously, she's not trying to do dermalage because she has a lot of hair, so clearly she's doing something different. But she looks really great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks beautiful.

[Monet X Change]

I love this look. She looks great. Let's go on to mistress Isabelle Brooks, who also looks amazing. I don't know why she's carrying around a chain link.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I said. I was like, why the chain? Like, what is. Like, what does it have to do with anything else in this outfit? But I think she looks great.

[Monet X Change]

Nothing. Literally nothing. And she's just carrying it, just, like, dragging it behind her. I'm like, okay, sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, why the fucking chain? Like, why did she. Why did you have the chain?

[Monet X Change]

It was very weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very weird.

[Monet X Change]

With that being said, she does look very good, and I really appreciate it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go into Malaysia. The baby doll fox. Now, girl, she looks cute, but two weeks in a row, the same color, same silhouette. And again, you can't choose how the runways fall, but you can help. But in your package, having as many different silhouettes as possible. So you ease. So you don't do this.

[Monet X Change]

This is also her second time doing fox hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she kind of did.

[Monet X Change]

When she came in the little fox, by the way. Everyone was fucking dragging you, Monet. You got fucking dragged. Everyone was like, first of all, her shoes were white because fox's feet are white, you dumb bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, no, they're wrong. Foxes. Foxes have black feet. And I looked it up. So what do they. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Monet said. Monet said. Y' all are dumb little fucking idiots on fox feet. Fox. Oh, my God. Foxes have black feet. And they were. Everyone was dragging Monet. Yeah. Yeah. Y' all are dumb.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Don't ever come for my sister ever again, bitch, in your fucking lives. Read them, Mo. Gather them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, this black bitch will switch up on y' all so fast. Y' all see how this ain't loyal? This will switch up on you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they should. She should have worn black boots, because foxes. That. It goes up the thing. Monet, you're so smart.

[Shannon Maldonado]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You were on it for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You gather those fucking shitty fans. Thank you, Monet, for being a true queen and knowing what. Knowing your animal. Your animology, honey. Okay, what's your favorite. What's your favorite look?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's her favorite look? My favorite look is. Oh, Luxx, London. Noir. Luxx. Noir, London.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I'm gonna give it to Luxx as well. This is a very, very beautiful look. It looks like a Mugler Runway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It really does.

[Monet X Change]

And what's your least favorite look?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, And I love the fact. Because as a girl that wears contacts, I love the fact that Luxx does not wear contacts. And I go back and forth, I wear it sometimes here, sometimes I not. But it's so striking, having the type of makeup she does and having just her normal eye color. I think it was really fierce. And not unless her eyes are, like, light green and she wears dark contacts the entire time.

[Monet X Change]

You've never given me that compliment ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I say, what?

[Monet X Change]

I don't wear contacts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't wear contacts.

[Monet X Change]

I've been not wearing contacts for my entire drag career. I've never worn them once. And I've never heard you ever compliment me on my natural eye color.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said what I said. You want to.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's your least favorite look?

[Monet X Change]

Selena, Titties, down,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

down,

[Monet X Change]

down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

God. Okay, Val, we got it.

[Monet X Change]

What's your least favorite look?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My least favorite?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think. I think. I think you've said enough, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think my least favorite look is gonna be. Hold on,

[Monet X Change]

Y' all already know who I am? I'm gonna say Selena.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just. Yeah, it's just like a few misses on it for me, that makes it nice.

[Monet X Change]

A few. There's only a few. Okay, Bob, we cannot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We talked about the. Look it up. Let's move on to judging the thing.

[Monet X Change]

There's only a few.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, who's your favorite look? You didn't say who your favorite look is.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. I said mine is also Lux. Lux London Noir, which. I don't think her name should be Luxx Noir.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lund. It is Luxe Noir London.

[Monet X Change]

It should be Lux London Noir that flows better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you trying to say the girl name?

[Monet X Change]

Lux London Noir? I'm just saying in my head it sounds better as Luxx London Noir as opposed to Luxx Noir London doesn't feel the same for me. Anyway, let's go into the challenge, shall we?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Group one. Anetra's group. Off the bat, when Selena goes. I died a local girl. Bitch. I was. I thought that was funniest lines in the thing. It was very funny. And Sasha. Sasha Velour. Sasha Colby, as God was fucking brilliant. The next that thing. It is so.

[Monet X Change]

It was so. I agree with Paul. Every time she did it, I laughed. This was a. This was very funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So good.

[Monet X Change]

Between Selena and Sasha. This was. They really. I mean, the whole. Everyone was good in this, but they really, like, sold this and just made it. They were obviously the main characters. They made it just fucking amazing. It was so funny. It was so well done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The whole group killed.

[Monet X Change]

It was just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say I don't remember what Anetra did, and I don't mean that. Cause she was fine. But I don't remember Nietzsche's part because everyone else was so good. Luxx being the psychologist and being like, you're perfect as a therapist. You look like a model. That was such a great callback in reference to Drag Race. And she looked the part. Heaven being Palm Springs, where drag queens go to die. All of it was funny. So, so, so well done.

[Monet X Change]

Anitra and Marsha. What did Marsha do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't remember right now.

[Monet X Change]

They were. I think they were the patients for luck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Marsha was. But then what was Anitra?

[Monet X Change]

I don't. Honestly don't remember. I think Anitra was plastic surgery. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Was like. And you can get your ass done, I think. I don't remember anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that was Lucy.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

But they have a moment where, like, you can get free fillers and Botox cuts up to Anitra's face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Because Anita painted it like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that being Said it was memorable. So they're lucky to be safe.

[Monet X Change]

But, yeah, I thought this was just a really. They were solid. Let's go on to Team Amethyst, Team

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Amy, Team Amy Fist.

[Monet X Change]

This was. It was so vulgar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was vulgar and, like, Michelle tried to give her the note at the top. Like, it was just. She needs to pick up to make it to be a bit more funny. She needed to pick up the face every time they said, are you there? Are you there? Like, just pump it up. It was so. She was like,

[Monet X Change]

yeah, I think it was too. It was too vulgar without enough punchline in it and, you know, going, blue is. Blue comedy is kind of like poop, cum, piss jizz. Fuck it. That's blue comedy. And, like, it just was. It's a hard line to toe, in my opinion. And they did not do it. The only good part of this for me was the Dolly Parton bit at the end was the only good part.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And I will say this was my note to Aura. Aura, in her defense, the first episode, she said, you know, I'm like, I can be like a little bro y and, like, a little like. And she is not lying. Everything she delivered was, like, very like. And maybe that's just in her thing. She can't shake it out of a drag, but it is so distracting to me, and it really takes me out of the world.

[Monet X Change]

If you watch Sugar and Spice on TikTok, the way they act when they're out of drag is how Aura acts in drag. When Sugar and Spice are out of drag, they're always like, ooh, oh, yeah. Ooh. And they jump into their shoes and they're like, oh. Which, by the way, I don't think I like their drag voices. Sugar and Spice's drag voices are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean? They kind of talk like this. What's wrong with that?

[Monet X Change]

I just don't like it. I don't find it pleasing. I don't find it funny or I don't find it interesting. It's just kind of annoying to me, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Spice is line. I think Spice had outside of Dolly. I think Spice had the next funniest line in the group when she goes, yeah. Cause it's between Cloud six and nine. I thought that was funny.

[Monet X Change]

I don't even remember the line, but their voice is like, where am I going?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are we. Are we. Are we gonna do, like, our version? Like, Paprika and Cayenne? We should do our girls.

[Monet X Change]

I don't like. I don't like those. I do not like those voices at all, but yeah. And why was Orra making those faces? Orra was like, what was going on?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know? I mean, I'm like, what are you doing? I don't get it. I don't get it.

[Monet X Change]

And then let's go on over to team leftovers. And when I wrote team, all I wrote was just, no. I wrote. My notes are, no, I just don't like it at all. Just no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. The only thing I wrote was I said, oh, the BLT community is kind of funny, but there was no setup to make that person.

[Monet X Change]

That's not a new joke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. But at least it was something they added to it that probably a lot of people watching didn't know. But they got that punchline. But there was no setup to make that payoff make sense. So it was kind of like, that's a funny line. It was kind of throwaway. Cause there's no setup to it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I. I did not like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't. I didn't. Mistress was just so. She's just like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, you mean Malaysia?

[Monet X Change]

Like crank Malaysia? Yeah, like Malaysia. You have to like, yeah, bigger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Big.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, honestly, she needed Alyssa there. Big girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. It felt like she was having a regular conversation just in the work room talking. Everybody like, yeah, yo. So when you. So when you. When you come to heaven, you go over here. It needed to be.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I was like. I was like, are we getting an actual tour? What is going on? Welcome. These are the water coolers in heaven. They're really nice, actually. Yeah. This group was. Oh, also something that I wrote during the judging. Something that T.S. madison said was a phoenix rising from the asses. I don't know who she. Oh, she said that about

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the first person. Sasha Kobe. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Phoenix rising from the asses.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway. Yeah, that was wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tough to watch. I think the last time. I think the last time y'. All. I know y' all correct me if I'm wrong. I think the last time they judged the girls as a group and I think this is the time they could have judged the girls as a group was on season 10 for the Farmer Rusical. I think that's the last time RuPaul ever judged girls as a group, and

[Monet X Change]

they should have just could have judged them as a group here, because the bottom two were both in the bottom two were both in the losing group, Team Amy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also the winner was in the top group.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. But. Yeah, this just wasn't it. And for the I think that. But I do think that team Anitra did a really good job there. The two really, really fell short. And then let's go into the. So the bottom two queens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, hold on, Amethyst, hold on. They have. On the Runway. Michelle has a come to Jesus moment with Amethyst about her nose, and I agree. So as a black girl, when I contour my nose, I don't go. I don't go with black. I go with a dark brown. But also, I blend that out. It looks like Amethyst just goes with a dark color and just does it without blending it to blending into her nose to make it disappear more. But. But they're saying, like, embrace and make it. Do you think Michelle was saying it sound like RuPaul was, like, saying, make it bigger, big girl.

[Monet X Change]

That was like, okay, first of all, you know, country, your nose in, like, dark. Dark is a. Is a thing. Trixie would like to have a word with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, this is true.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, Trixie is doing. Is a clown. She's a clown.

[Monet X Change]

What is Amethyst just some cisgender woman hanging out at the fucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think Amethyst is going for a clown illusion like Trixie. Trixie is. Her eye makes her eyes are this big.

[Monet X Change]

Her nose is this, like, no touche. I think what they were saying was, bitch, we know your nose is big, so you don't try to make it that skinny. And also don't do so dark. Trying to overcompensate. They were like, we want that fucking nose, honey. Give me that fucking nose. Give me that fucking. We want that fucking Barbra Streisand, honey. Give us that bras, that schnoz. Give us that gonzo, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a good word.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, yeah, that was an interesting moment on the Runway. So we find out that the bottom two queens. First of all, Amethyst, is. Step aside. She's back again. But she is back again. And then Princess Poppy is also in the bottom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you agree?

[Monet X Change]

Lip sync to the. Let me look through.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think for the top two, I think Selena's outfit knocked her off the top, but she wasn't even considered, so

[Monet X Change]

maybe I'm surprised her outfit didn't knock her out of the competition. This outfit, mama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I would say the best ones were Selena and Sasha. Like, actors.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but. Yeah, so I don't. But I mean, yeah, but that outfit. Monet. That outfit was. They could not crown her and have her be in that fucking outfit. They could not be like, you're the winner. And then have her be looking like that. Like, they made their mistake on the robot challenge on season eight. Now they're done making that crazy decision. But I will say when you win and when you win a challenge in an ugly outfit, you can. You feel vinegar. You're like. And I. What? You can always be like, and I won that episode, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you won't let us forget it. We know you throw your little. Throw that card at us every couple weeks.

[Monet X Change]

That outfit was a winning outfit, honey. That outfit actually won me the challenge. That outfit won me the challenge, honey. Anyway, so the bottom two is Princess Poppy and Amethyst, and they're lipsticking to Diana Ross's I'll Be There or Ain't no Mountain High Enough. And they really. I feel like they really missed out on. First of all, Amethyst is literally kind of dressed like a white Diana Ross. She has a big LeMay coat on, the big hair. She tried to do the, like, Diana Ross bounce, but she didn't quite get it. But she. It was interesting because they were. It wasn't a brilliant lip sync.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It wasn't. But they also tried to make it seem like Poppy going back there was so bad, because I think leading up to that point, she was like, they were both doing a fine job. But I don't think her going. I don't think the show did that. I think that the perception of us, like, we were. We thought that Amazon's going back to us bad. But I didn't think it was terrible. I thought it was fine.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I just didn't get the point. Why was she back? Like, what she was doing by her. It didn't make sense with the song. It wasn't like the song was like, these are my sisters or anything. She was just back there like, ain't no man. She's like, look, look, I'm with. I'm on this side. Ain't no that. And now I'm on this. Like, it didn't make any sense with the number, what she was doing. She was just walking around pointing at people. Look, guys. Look what I'm doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Point a sister.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And so that was an interesting. I don't know. I just don't know what the point of that was. I don't get why she. Why she did that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And finally, the queen who blocked me on Grindr got blocked by Amethyst.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn. I forgot she did that. You've been waiting for that. Bob has been rooting for her demise since she stepped on.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I've Been rooting for this bitch's demise since day one. From the moment that I was like, I cannot wait till this bitch goes home. Because I knew it was coming, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob said, poppy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, honey. Oh, honey. I've been. I've been waiting for this one, honey. Some songs I'm Skinny, Hoes can't move. All this. Neither one of those. I'm a thick, I need tempo. Take your busted ass home, honey. Oh, my God, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus.

[Monet X Change]

I'm kidding. Listen, I'd be writing a lot of folks on Grindr. I really. I cast a wide net on Grindr. I begin to tell her, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How y' all doing? How y' all doing?

[Monet X Change]

So do you agree that Poppy should have went home?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think it was. I could have seen her or Amethyst. Again, this lip sync was not groundbreaking. Either one of them could have went home. But it's so strange.

[Monet X Change]

Also, beyond the lip sync, I'm trying to think who has more, I think, to offer in the competition. I do think that Poppy had a. Poppy had one shining moment, which was her performance in the talent show. I will say that, and I will say Amethyst as basically outside of the. I mean, outside the lip syncs, where she's not, like, shining, shining. Amethyst is trying to be a comedy queen, and she's fallen short every time it's had to be funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Anytime they've had to make people laugh, she has fallen short every single time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree.

[Monet X Change]

So I'm like, girl, I don't. I don't know that comedy's your thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think Poppy has the ad because, again, when they're. At least. When they're going for it, Amethyst was, like, throwing jokes out. She was. She was throwing a lot of ideas out there, trying to get the best product. And to me, that's. I like that. So I would say Poppy had more to offer, not Amethyst.

[Monet X Change]

But to be fair, either one of them could have gone home, and I'd have been like, yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now we're down to 14 queens.

[Monet X Change]

This is. And I know there's an ad in here for this, and hear me out. I'm not trying to add, but there is a true, genuine idea. Some of you couldn't watch the Pit Stop, and you can't figure out how to watch RuPaul's Drag Race. If you want to figure out how to watch it, I would use. First of all, you can use a vpn. So if in your country, everyone's Like, I can't watch the Pit Stop in my country. You can use a VPN to trick your computer into thinking it's in America, and then you can watch at the Pit Stop. Or if you want to also fix the Pit Stop problem. I know. I'm just letting people know in the future, or if you want people to know, think that if you want to watch Drag Race on, like, World of Wonder. Plus, you can trick your computer to think you're in the UK and then you'll get. There's ways. There's ways. NordVPN.com sibling right? Yeah, NordVPN.com sibling. There's an ad in here for it. Just do that. All right, all right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Next week is Snatch Game.

[Monet X Change]

I know it's early, right? Because RuPaul said a double dosing of Snatch Game. Will there be two Snatch Games?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think they had to separate. It's probably gonna be one next week and then one the week afterwards. There's no way they could be both in one week. No way.

[Monet X Change]

Like, why did she say, I'm serving a double dose of Snatch Game?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think. Do you see. Do you see how a lot of the fans. Did you agree that the episode felt, like, too choppy? I did not think so. I thought the episode was fine. I think the Runway's a little shorter, but I thought it was fine.

[Monet X Change]

Can I say something? What controversial opinion? Oh, God, I'm glad the episodes are back to an hour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I agree. I don't need a fucking Game of Thrones fucking length episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree.

[Monet X Change]

Ever. It's not. We're not watching Lord of the Rings, bitch. We're watching RuPaul's Drag Race. Like, I don't need all the. All that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And people, like.

[Monet X Change]

It feels nicer that the episode's an hour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People are like, I can't believe that episodes are only an hour. I was like, bitch, up until season nine, they were an hour. Season 10 is when. Is when they got. They got wild and crazy, honey. So I was like, an hour is fine.

[Monet X Change]

But season one, they were 13 minutes each. So, Monet, based on what we know, who's gonna win Rapul's Drag Race Season

[Bob the Drag Queen]

15, based on what we know. Let me look at these girls again.

[Monet X Change]

Who's gonna win? We have one win from. One win from Anetra, one win from Sasha, Colby, Amethyst. I'm gonna give it to Amethyst. Amethyst is gonna win Drag Race. Hear me out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just kidding. My God.

[Monet X Change]

I have the patreon comments. Google Doc that I just sent to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. Let's read some Patreon comments by artist.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, Anthony, Answer my question, bitch. Who's gonna win Drag Race?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, who's gonna win Drag Race right now? If I had to say, I would give it to.

[Monet X Change]

It's early. Obviously, we're probably gonna be wrong, but I feel like. I feel like the top two are gonna be Luxx and Sasha Colby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could see that. I could see Luxx and Sasha Colby. I would. I'm gonna trade you a Sasha Col and Amarsha.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, interesting. I would not have chosen that. I think that Anetra's gonna come in, like, fourth place. I think that Amethyst is gonna go. Amethyst is gonna make it three more episodes. I think that Sugar will go home before Spice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

I think that Lucy Laduca is gonna go home right in the middle of the season. It's gonna gag everybody, especially Lucy Laduca. I think I give. I'm gonna give. I'm gonna give Robin. I give her four more episodes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, two more.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna give. Mistress Isabel Brooks will be in the top three, or at least four.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mistress. My girl is going to the end, honey.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna give Malaysia two or three more episodes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three more episodes or it gets two more.

[Monet X Change]

And Selena's gonna be in fifth place.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Fifth.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I see Selena, like, so. Like, the. Like, like Miz Cracker, like, right. Right before the finale. Yeah, yeah, I could see that. I can see that.

[Monet X Change]

All right, so. All right. We get some really fun comments on our Patreon. So for me, I think that the finale, the top three is going to be. I'm going to give the top three to. Okay, I'm going to slightly change it. I'm going to say Anitra, Sasha, Kobe, and Lux Noir. Nope. Anitra. Nope. Sasha Colby, Luxx Noir, and Mistress Isabel Brooks. Top three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I say my top three are Sasha. No. Okay. Mistress Luxx and. I don't know. I'm gonna. Mistress Luxx and Anetra work.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Marcia. Sorry. Mistress Luxx. Marcia.

[Monet X Change]

You know, if. If Mistress Isabel Brooks wins RuPaul Drag Race, she'll be the first big girl winner of a US season, and she will be the first Mexican winner of RuPaul's Drag Race ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Monet X Change]

She will be double dipping. Honey, no Mexican person has ever won a drag race. Isn't that wild?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

We've had a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A lot.

[Monet X Change]

Obviously, there's been a lot of Mexicans on Drag Race. Valentina I was Team Valentina for All Stars 4 Delta work. Adore Delano, you know, yeah, lots.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're going to read some Patreon comments because the Patreon comments section, they'd be popping off, they'd be very funny and I really live for them. This is from David W. From our Patreon. He said, hey, can you please continue advisory? I just wait what

[Monet X Change]

it says. I mean, I guess they're not all funny. Jacob just picked a genuine question. David Jeffy said, can you please continue advisory? I just subscribed to your Patreon to tell you this. I can't go another 15 weeks without it. Not us. We are bitch. We are the fucking. I mean, our advice be that good. Okay, Go on somebody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is from Amber Soto. I love Amber Soto. Amber Soto said, I'm so glad they aren't holding back opinions. Thinking about last season when Monet didn't want to be rude when she thought Deja was into animal porn, so she just went with it. Monet and Poppy's Runway. Disgusting, crazy, horrible. Hate it. Monet when she thought Deja was into bestiality. I don't know if I'm into that.

[Monet X Change]

But also, Monae is holding back on her friend. Monae saw Selena in that horrible outfit and was like, you know, there was some really charming elements. Her nails, she had nice nails on. I love the shade of lipstick she had on. So Monet is backtracking a little bit, Amber. So don't put your hopes up too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought

[Monet X Change]

Ciara said, I know Bob is not making fun of Monet for using an iPad to call Mattea when they use Facebook for video calls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, Facebook, because I don't have. Because I don't have an iPhone. I do have an iPhone. I have an iPhone over here. But I don't like, I don't like to use it. So I. It's either. It's either FaceTime on this phone or use my phone that I use for everything. And also Facebook is a great video calling app, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God, Bob, Bobby sound like somebody's uncle. And by the way, Facebook is great for video calls. I love video calling.

[Monet X Change]

It is. You can, you can play, you can play games with people while you're on Facebook. Video chat, it's amazing. It goes across platforms.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You sound old as hell.

[Monet X Change]

Katherine said, currently watching as seven All Star seven. And in the finale episode, Monet kept her makeup on and everyone else took theirs off. And all I think about is Bob saying she keeps her Makeup on for a full five days.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's true.

[Monet X Change]

Monet will go. Monet will wake up in the morning like, I need all my stuff at home. I can't take my makeup off without. I need all my. I need my things. I need my things. Maybe next time with her little itchy baseball cap. Itchy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Onna. I was scratching my hatchiana. I have to go. I have to rehearsal.

[Monet X Change]

Me too, honey. If you all want to see me at the Twin Cities Opera, which is down the street from where Monet's at, we're doing. We actually are doing the Magic Flute and we're doing. Why are you laughing? Anyway, I'll be doing the Queen of the Night aria. Why are you laughing? What is so funny, bitch? What are you he on about? Anyway, like I said, I'll be doing the Queen of the Night aria. I actually got a lot of compliments on my performance. I've been told by some of the best in the business how great it is. Actually, Diana. Diana Domreau told me my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, we can. We can see the reflection of your computer in your eyeballs. We see you looking it up. First of all, Diana Damrau.

[Monet X Change]

Diana d'. Ambru. I just forgot her name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay, I forgot her name.

[Monet X Change]

All right. I love you very much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love you too, Roberto. I'll see you all next week.

[Monet X Change]

Bye, everybody.

[Shannon Maldonado]

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