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Shannon Maldonado
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Bob the Drag Queen
Listen, you all, thank you so much for tuning in. First of all, let me just quickly say, on the 10th, my EP is coming out and my music video, the titular song, gay bars from the EP Gay Bars, will be out on 2 on the 10th. It has Ocean Kelly, it has Camera Time, Alex Miller, Mikey Grande, and myself. It is. It is a really. I'm really proud of this video.
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And I am here in Minnesota singing with the Minnesota Opera, doing my role as the Duchess of Krakenthorpe. You can catch me on February 9th, 11th and 12th here in Minnesota. And I have some shows coming up in California on March 23rd. On March 22nd, I'm gonna be in Oxnard, California. And on March 29th, I'll be in Irvine telling jokes@monetexchange.com and last thing we
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do have, we just launched Bomo Beauty. And actually, take a look at this. Look. This is our little commercial. A little bit of our commercial. Darn it.
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The covalents aren't bonding.
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Listen, you gotta keep your cool' cause I am this close to isolating the Y protein work.
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But you know, I should do it over here on this side of the table.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but your isotopes aren't bad pure, so.
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Well, your mitochondria is slipping.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but I have a PhD. Pretty hazardous drag. It's very volatile.
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Just let me do it first.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bring it back up and bring it back. Bring it back up and bring it back. Up and bring it back.
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Bring it back.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Hi, everyone. We don't introduce ourselves anymore on the podcast. My name is Bob.
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We don't do it for watcheries.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will introduce myself. Then don't introduce yourself. My name is Bob the Drag Queen. You don't have to introduce yourself. Anyway, my name is Bob the Drag Queen and I guess we're reviewing another episode.
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I'm on X.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't. Then bitch. Then don't go and I'll do this myself. Go. Walk away. Walk away, walk away.
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Not so. We're also doing this live on our patreon. I mean, for the patrons. We have a live zoom link and someone is just at precinct. What's tonight? It's tonight. Meet tonight's. I was just telling Bob about Fat Slut. So I went to Fat Slut last week or two weeks ago with Naomi Smalls and they do a food eating competition, dance off thing. And it gets wild. This young gentleman or this young person took off all their clothes and had, I mean, dick out a very beautiful ass. You would have. You'd have loved this ass.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's this one person whose ass I'm obsessed with on TikTok.
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My name is Monet. On Instagram right now, my name is Monet.
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And this is the one. I'm like, if I ever saw this person in person, I'd be like, I.
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Right here. I'm right here.
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Obsessed. Oh, I didn't save them.
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Someone said, not Bob Nye.
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Oh, I didn't save them. That's crazy because I'm like, so obsessed with their butt. What's this? Listen to.
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Anyway, all right, Anyway, so this person was asked, oh, then they started taking cake for the food, the cheesecake, and putting it in there, girl. I was like, this is insane. But it's very nice.
Bob the Drag Queen
This performing art is what it is.
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They had a very nice butt. Very nice butt. You know who has a nice butt? RuPaul.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I was gonna say, before we get into anything about. I don't think I've ever seen Rapules, but Rapule is.
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I've seen Rapules.
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But I want to say real quick that Monet did a really good job tonight at the Daughters of the Regiment.
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La Fille du Regiment.
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And you all should go. It was so fun. I mean, there's not very many performances.
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There are four performances. Opera is so. A lot of opera performances. Like, you spend months preparing two, three. Even at the Met or LA Opera, you get like maybe eight performances of a show. It's like kind of crazy.
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It was sad. There was no one there, guys.
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Literally no one came. No. It was a packed house of 4,000 motherfucking seats.
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And it was great. So congratulations.
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Thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
So we have a lot to cover and it is 1:23 in the morning.
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Yeah. We have to get going.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. So during the fallout. So during the fallout, Selena has just sent home Amy.
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Uh huh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which I mean, it was time.
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Yeah. Selena sent home Amy.
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It's time. Amy. It was her. Was her. Fourth time at the bottom. Third time at the bottom.
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Third.
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Third.
Bob the Drag Queen
In like the first two episodes. She took a break one episode and then it was right back in the game.
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Did you see the. Did you see last week's episode?
Bob the Drag Queen
I watched Wachery.
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Oh, you mean pit stop. Watchery watch. Did you think Selena deserves to be in the bottom?
Bob the Drag Queen
Last week, I mean, I watched Washery, so I didn't actually watch. I just heard Yalls opinions. So I didn't actually watch the episodes. I can't really.
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I was so curious to think. If you think that she was in the bottom. I don't think she should have been in the bottom.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe I'll watch it and then I'll do a one on one with the patrons. Maybe I'll watch it on the plane tomorrow. Then at some point I'll just randomly log into Patreon and zoom with you all and be like, let me get my thoughts on the episode.
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Okay, cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
So, okay. Lux, Sasha, Anetra and Loosey each have a win right now.
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Yeah. Which I think that makes sense. My fantasy. Sasha for sure. Lux for sure. Mistress for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Lux, Sasha, Anitra, Lucy.
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Mistress doesn't have one.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna read this again. Lux, Sasha, Nitra and Lucy.
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I don't know if you're. If you're making a mistake.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not making a mistake. I see. What if it's just win our hearts? Besides that she's not one of the.
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Yeah, I guess you're right. But that. The rest makes sense. Luxury. I mean, you didn't. I think Lux did have great fashion, Sasha. And that fucking acting challenge.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's great fashion. I agree.
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Yeah, I'm saying. But you didn't see the thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't see the looks though. And Sasha and Luxx's looks were my favorite.
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Yeah, but I kind of want to
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see them in more content. I just saw them in clips, but they were both really good looks.
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I still think Mistress should have won. Mistress made that fucking outfit. Mistress. Mistress was so fucking. I think Mistress has Been robbed twice now at this point.
Bob the Drag Queen
When else did she get robbed?
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This episode.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's talk about that. Let's get into it.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
So at the top of the episode, okay, RuPaul walks in. They're making the girls do their separate. How do they choose? I don't even remember how they chose the groups. Was it just like how you're standing again? Like, what happened?
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I don't remember. I think RuPaul, he didn't let. Cause if he let them choose, that would have been more of an episode beat. I don't remember, but it didn't stand out to me this season.
Bob the Drag Queen
RuPaul just kind of been like, wherever you're standing, that's the group you're in. And then the old gays walked in.
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The old gays. But they're missing one.
Bob the Drag Queen
They were missing one. Yeah, yeah.
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What happened? Did he die? I mean, they're older. I don't mean that in a shady way. Like, we lose people often.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think we would have known if he was dead, Monet. He probably was busy that day. Busy not dying.
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Cause one of them were literally like. Cause in the little bonus stuff online, they were like, do friends matter to you? And he goes, if I didn't have these two right here, I'm like, damn. What about number three?
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe they're not friends anymore. They said old friends of WeHo.
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Yeah. Well, one of the old gays went missing. But I love. I never. You met them?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I met them at. You did, too? At the Queerties last year. Well, I met them at the Queerties for sure.
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I didn't meet them. I didn't see them. Because to be fair, you and I were beef ins. I don't want to have anything to do with anyone's friendships anyway.
Bob the Drag Queen
I literally ran and grabbed. I literally ran and grabbed them for a picture.
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Not about manhandling the old faggots. Come here.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I didn't run and grab. I actually ran and grabbed their manager.
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Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
I said, get the old games. But that was such a cute moment. And then that's when RuPaul reveals to them that they're going to be working in grow groups. I love grow groups. So my season, the grow group challenge, we were doing it was lay chicken wings, rectangle girls.
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That was a good one. And the street meats, we love big black beans. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
What was Yalls girl group challenge again?
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You've grown.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've done a few.
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I won't stop. But first, what I did was with what?
Bob the Drag Queen
Maribo? That was your first Girl group.
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Yeah. I didn't do one in season 10. Season 10. We just did the big farmer rusical with like,
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walking through that door in three years. Yeah, I know that.
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And I'm hung like a mother. Tucking baseball bat. Strutting all night and get it all right. What the hell is an appetite? Fashion loving in her grave.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bitch. I'm here. Yes. I'm brave.
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Love myself. I'm raising this. Melanie, she did a good job on that. Oh, the group. So I don't remember how they decided groups, but I do love them choosing the songs. And I.
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This was wild.
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I love that Lux was like, we're already wearing. She's like, I'm already wearing the metal hat. I'm not gonna take it off.
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Like, that was so hip hop was like. Hip hop was like, we're already sold. Hip hop was like, soon as they other girls both wanted.
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Yeah, they said, we're gonna take that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also. I love Sasha's look in this. She looks so cute in the challenge. No, just in the workroom. Like, she's just sitting there. She's wearing, like, this little polo. She looks so adorable. I remember. I just remember thinking to myself, I love this workroom look. She looked really, really. Actually, I dmed her the thing and I was like, you look so adorable here.
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Oh, when did Sasha unblock you?
Bob the Drag Queen
Sasha never blocked me. When does RuPaul why did RuPaul unfollow you? You never answer that question that you've never answered.
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RuPaul is not true.
Bob the Drag Queen
And she doesn't follow you. Does she follow you? Exactly. This look. I love this I love.
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Oh, she does look cute. Sasha does look cute.
Bob the Drag Queen
She likes you about to go golfing or something. So anyway, so then the girls start doing their thing. So. So the groups are Mistress Marx and Selena. And then Malaysia, Sasha, Spice and Aura. And then Anetra, Jax, Robin and Lucy.
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This is.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're still. We are four girls been sent home. There are still this many. This is crazy. This is crazy, right?
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It is crazy. But I mean, it's fine. I'm having fun. Also, I think this episode, even though it's an hour long episode, they still give guys. When I say hour long, that's because when you watch tv, it's an hour long with commercials. When it's an hour and a half, it's not 90 minutes. It ends up being like 57 minutes. It's not. We don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Everyone online's like, the episode went from being an hour and 30 minutes to three minutes. It's like no, Also, okay, Sasha first. Sasha and Luxx are going at it.
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Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, Sasha's like, I think that lush. I think that Luxx and Mistress were, like, trying to like, Kiki.
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Kiki. They're like, you can.
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But also, sometimes everyone don't want a fucking kiki. So just because you want to kiki don't mean everybody around you want kiki.
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But I feel like bitches be picking and choosing when they want a kiki. Which is fine.
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Yeah, it's valid.
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But also, like, what if you're like,
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I'm not in the mood right now, bitch.
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I was still going to Kikiana when even though you're not in the moon, I'm gonna key.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I know.
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Yeah, bitch, I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So maybe this is me subtly giving you the note, bitch.
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And, like, they were, like, playing around. Cause even in untucked, it got crazy with. You didn't see the. I didn't watch untucked, bitch. Malaysia was getting hot because Lux was like, I was just playing around. And Malaysia was like, well, you were invalidating my feelings. I was like, was it all bad?
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Malaysia? That's not a defense. I was just joking. Like, if you are intentionally trying to annoy someone and then you succeed and. And you annoy them, and then now they're mad and they're like. And you're like, what? I was just kidding. Why are you so mad? Why are you. Whoa.
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Why are you hitting the same thing? It's not the king.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, in the chat is good.
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Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you are intentionally annoying someone, intentionally trying to get under their skin, and they finally snap you, like, what is. Why are you acting like this?
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Probably, Montaigne, you have intentionally got on my skin. But we.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, and you. And vice versa, Mary. So now it's good. So now what's good? You act like this does not happen on both roads of the street. But also, Monet, you and I are best friends. These girls just met each other. They do not know each other.
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I think that Luxx and Malaysia are best friends, like, in spirit, you know, Anyway.
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But so. So first. So first Luxx and Sasha going at it, and then Luxx and Mistress are really annoying. Sasha and Malaysia.
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Yeah.
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So the two. The. The two. The four girls that are really fighting are Lux and Mistress, But I think it's because they just keep playing.
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Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think Sasha and Malaysia. It doesn't seem like from my. And I'm sure they're fine now. It doesn't seem like Sasha and Malaysia think it's funny.
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Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
To me, I could be wrong. This is all just from my perspective, my. My perception, I mean.
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But also. And here's the thing with these challenges, people like fighting for a song so bad. I guarantee you, before the Girl Bros Girls were vocals on it. The tracks are all comparable. None of them are better than the other. If you think of all three of these things, hip hop, metal, or country, they are all funny. To see old people do it, it's just. Or old ladies do it. It's just your lyrics and your content is what makes the challenge good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like when Alyssa and Coco were doing that thing back and forth. Alyssa. And then Coco didn't find it funny anymore because Alyssa, I guess, crossed the line that Coco wasn't comfortable with when she said, girl, look how fucking orange you look, girl.
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And.
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And then Coco responded with, I'm not joking, bitch.
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I'm not joking, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
But sometimes the thing is you get embarrassed because you were just kidding. At first you were kidding, but then someone crossed the line, and now you're a little bit embarrassed because your response is emotional.
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Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then someone goes and tells you that your emotional response is embarrassing or your emotional response is over the line. You know what I mean?
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Yeah. Did you think one of these genres were. Would be funny than the other?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I would want to do hip hop or country, personally.
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Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
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But one of the winning one ended up being metal because I think it's your lyrics that make it funny.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think it's definitely the performances, you know?
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Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, there are, there are, there are. I mean, I don't. I don't. I mean, I do like certain genres over other genres, but I also. There are. There are certain country songs I like more than certain rap songs. There are certain metal songs I like more than certain country songs.
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I would have probably went for hip hop because that's my inclination to go to hip hop for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hip hop and country.
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Yeah. I don't know what I say. The other two are pretty equal to me, but hip hop would have been like my number one go to because I. That's what I lean towards.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think country songs are kind of fun to sing and fun like you can. I mean, country songs are known for
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the narrative, but none of the girls gave a particular country performance.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, let's get into that. Cause I thought that.
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Well, wait, wait. We have a little more. We're at the recording. Okay. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Malaysia's team won the battle. So they drew from a hat. And Team Malaysia won the battle, which
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I think is the Fairest way. These things about doing auditions and fucking and doing it, bitch. No. Putting some shit in a hat and choosing one, to me, that is a fair story. I'm not auditioning for y'. All. Your name is not Ru Fucking Paul. I'm not auditioning one. Jan or. Who was it?
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No.
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Rose and someone auditioned for a role. Oh, Rose.
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And I was like, then also. Oh, do you remember the showdown between
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Lady Camden and Bosco? Bitch,
Bob the Drag Queen
Wasn't there an audition on All Stars 7? Didn't Jinx and somebody else want the same role?
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No, no, no. What happened? All Stars 7? Jinx. And so Jinx wanted this role and for me to sabotage and shade Jinx. I said that I wanted the same role, but Trinity got to choose. And because Trinity and I were in a motherfucking alliance, Trinity gave the role to me, and Jinx was tight.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, did it work? Did you beat Jinx in the end of the show?
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But I beat in that episode,
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so.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so now let's go to the recording session. Up front, Robin. It looks like Robin is struggling.
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Yes, but was she only struggling, though?
Bob the Drag Queen
Robin is hot. I mean, Robin might be in his room. Robin might be, but Robin is. I mean, I'm very.
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Robin's not my cup of tea. I am a big lady.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't need to.
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No, I think Robin is pretty, but I necessarily. I could not fuck Robin. If I came at Robin, my ass would swallow Robin whole. My ass would swallow Robin and spit her bones out the other side.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lux had one of Leland's favorite verses.
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Okay, we're gonna get to in the performance, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you have neighbors? I don't care, bitch. I don't live here.
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Clearly in fucking Lux's melodic thing coming into the episode, I thought it was.
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I was like.
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She sounds really good. Sounds like a really thing to hone in on Lux. She's like. I was like.
Bob the Drag Queen
From what I heard from the verse, it seems like she can sing.
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Yeah, she did a good job. I like Lux.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ms. Selena thinks that countries only southern or for, like, white people, which this country is. I mean, for example, Shania Twain is from Canada, and she's a huge country star.
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Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Orville Peck is from South Africa.
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Orville Peck is from South Africa.
Bob the Drag Queen
Orville Peck is more African than you.
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You too. Wait. Orville Peck is South African.
Bob the Drag Queen
Orville Peck is South African.
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Have you seen him without the thing?
Bob the Drag Queen
On the Internet, but never in person. We hung out the other day at an event, but.
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Okay, he wanted to. So we're gonna.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, I'll Take you that you want to hang out. But you didn't respond.
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That's not true. I've been so.
Bob the Drag Queen
Orville fuck is a liar.
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I've been, like, doing stuff. And I did text him back, though. I did not respond. You said you didn't respond. So if Orville's out there. Sanders did not respond. That is a lie anyway.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Africans are liars. Africans are liars. Wow. Monae. Yeah.
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The recording session going really well for most, but also.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I mean, I get that. That country music. I don't think. I don't think country music started in the South. It is popular in the South.
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I have no idea.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's more of a. I think. I don't know for sure. I think it's more of a western thing than a southern thing, like Texas, Arizona, like cowboys. I think that's where country music, like, started.
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I haven't. I can't. I have no idea where country. I have. No.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't like country music at all?
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No, I. Maybe I like Carrie Underwood.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she's pop country.
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Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But she does do country. This pop country.
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I know K. Michelle used to do the country for a while.
Bob the Drag Queen
How about, you know, Monday, Mr. Mom? Do you know God bless the lonely road that led me back to you with every. You don't know that one?
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No, I don't know that one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you know don't kiss the girl? You don't know don't kiss the girl. Oh, that's a good song.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Casey Musgraves, you're the queen. Who crowned you?
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All I know is the one who
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gave you your platform.
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All I heard. All I know is seeing it all, Seeing it all.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do, do, do, do. Y' all don't know that case Walkers music.
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Yeah. Selena's having a hard time coming up with lyrics, and I'm like. Because she's trying to write specifically in the genre of country. I'm like, just write a verse. Do you, like. Like, when you're writing for different. Are you trying to. Like, if you write a country song, you write a rock song. Are you trying to write. And you're just writing lyrics?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, you should just be writing lyrics.
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Yeah. That's like, country locally.
Bob the Drag Queen
Try to match the thing.
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Yeah. Not try to, like, write music for country.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I agree. That was. That is a weird. Like.
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And they are, again, there are typical. There are typical cadences and tropes that you find yourself in country music. Right. Or any type of genre. But just write your thing and make it match that when you finish your lyrics.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that the rehearsals were a train wreck, kind of. So. Okay. It seems like Robin's team didn't really do anything. Yes, it seemed. That's what it looks like from the thing.
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Yeah. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're just like, just. Just. They're just up there just walking around.
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Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what I mean? And then Luxx, I think that the. The country girls are working well.
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Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, it looks really good.
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Cause of Marcia. Was Marcia on that team?
Bob the Drag Queen
That was team Country. Was Mistress Marsha Luxalina.
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Cause Marcia. I did not. Did you know that she was. I know she was a Broadway girl. She was in Kinky Boots on Broadway.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I did know. They showed a clip of it on the show.
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Oh, I didn't know that. I was like, well.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or maybe I saw it online or something.
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This is like. This is like. She's in her bag.
Bob the Drag Queen
Marcia is. From what I've seen on the show, Marcia is a triple threat. Marcia can sing very well. Marcia's a very good dancer.
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Sing very well. Have we seen her sing?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, she sang on the Country Zone.
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She did. I don't remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
They all sang every. Every single girl.
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I thought she was more of, like, a rapper person.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she sang. And Marsha can sing. Marcia's a good singer.
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Oh, work. And she. I have. I think Marcia is looking cute in the workroom.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't remember what she wore, but she's doing that.
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She's doing that.
Bob the Drag Queen
She normally wears, like, Like, Like. Like a turtleneck and, like, that 90s baggy.
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She's doing that whole, like, mom look, but she's still got a cute workroom look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Spice is going wild in the workroom. Spice have this, like, open, like, shirtless vesting. I love. I did love lil Mama's look. Sasha's look. Who else in the workroom is, like, Lux, bitch.
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Lux has a leather hat. Lux.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lux.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I really like Sasha's confessional. Look with the gloves.
Monet X Change
The gloves look so wild. So every time I forget and then she does something, I'm like, oh, I
Bob the Drag Queen
think she looks fierce. And I also think that mistress has a really cool confessional look.
Monet X Change
Yeah, her look is cute. Mistress is cute. Mistress is one of my. Mistress is one of my favorite Drag Race girls I've seen on TV in a long time.
Bob the Drag Queen
I really.
Monet X Change
I really like Mistress. I like how cunty she is. I like how funny she is. I like how shady she is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Trying to take your fucking song of choice.
Monet X Change
I like Mistress a lot. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So during the makeup moment, Sasha talks about being about the mahu scene, which is. Mahu is a term used to describe indigenous people who are queer. Actually, it's not just for indigenous people who are queer because, well, it's like, when I was there, they were saying mahu was any queer person. Mahu is just a word that indigenous Hawaiians use to describe queer people. So kanaka is a term for indigenous Hawaiians, and mahu is a term for queer people. So kanaka. Mahu would be a queer, indigenous Hawaiian.
Monet X Change
Got it. Yeah, got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
But it was really cool to see her talk about that. It was just really kind of cool, especially when I was. When I was working with the Hua in Kauna, and, like, the Kanakamahu community is, like, really fucking fierce. They are, like, fierce. A lot of them are also not only queer activists, but also environmental activists. The Kanakamahu community is really big and environmental active, at least the ones I was hanging out with, or really big into environmental activism, which was really awesome.
Monet X Change
I'm so proud of you, Bob. And you work with Ancona for your We're Here episode.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, thank you. Which won an Emmy.
Monet X Change
It did. That's where Layla won. That was your fish outfits.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. And Layla won for makeup on. Layla wanted to hire me for makeup on the Kono Hawaii episode.
Commercial Voice
Yes, it did.
Monet X Change
Do you want to tell everyone who told you you should hire Leia?
Bob the Drag Queen
It wasn't you. Okay, so we can move on.
Monet X Change
It wasn't me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I literally didn't stutter.
Monet X Change
You wanna who? You tell me who you think I was like, oh, okay, I'm not gonna go. I'm not doing this with you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I'm glad that neither one is doing this, because according to you, you take credit for everything everyone ever done. You hired Layla. You got me on Drag Race.
Monet X Change
Deny her.
Bob the Drag Queen
What else did you do?
Monet X Change
I told you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you get changed in the Regal show too? Were you voting for the Emmys as well? Anyway, that was the Only thing I have for the makeup moments.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And then in the makeup moments, I. Oh, I hate. I hate doing character makeup. I don't like painting old.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just.
Monet X Change
I'm just not good at it.
Bob the Drag Queen
And the fact that we remember the pig nose.
Monet X Change
I'm not good at doing stuff like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I said, we know, Lloyd. I'm about to Lord, I'm about to beat you up. It just says, we know.
Monet X Change
I hate doing character makeup. I'm not good at it. And a lot of everyone is doing a really good job at it. I'm not good at that stuff.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I don't think. I actually think that Malaysia was doing, like, ugly makeup and not old makeup. Like, Malaysia was kind of giving Yuha Hamasaki with the moles. Did anyone else experience that?
Monet X Change
I mean, it did look a little off. And you see, this is why I thought they were off.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, what is happening? But I was ga. You know, who's eating the age makeup? Mistress is. I was like, this is wild drag queen.
Monet X Change
And this is why I'm saying that they were all on the same Kiki thing. Cause Mistress came over to her later. Like, if you're Kiki with someone and you don't feel the thing, you. You don't come back later and carry on the conversation. So they had that thing earlier about choosing groups. Then they came to the makeup, and they started, like, kikiing back and forth with each other.
Bob the Drag Queen
Again, it's not necessarily that simple, Monat. Sometimes when you don't want to play anymore, someone can just do one little thing that goes too far, and then you're like, I am now. My feelings are hurt.
Monet X Change
But the first thing would have been the too far to say. When she came back the second time, it was fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
But that doesn't mean that something down the line isn't funny. If someone says something funny, you can still Kiki. And maybe a part of that is just also Malaysia trying to get over her anger. I have a performance to do on stage now. I don't want to sit here in my feelings. I'm trying to, like, keep things going. So, yeah, I'm trying to smile. I'm trying to get things going, but I'm still, like, irritated by the fact that you keep fucking making fun of me. But I don't think that one thing is funny. Like, you can laugh at this. You can laugh at this. You can laugh at this. But I gotta be honest with you, bitch, the rock and roll stuff wasn't funny to me. I'm on this show trying to win fucking RuPaul's drag. We're all trying to win Drag Race. And you can make fun of my makeup. We can kick heckle about that. You can make fun of this. But, bitch, I wasn't joking about this. You know what I mean? Coco Von Tre, I'm not joking, bitch. But we've all been like that before, you know what I mean?
Monet X Change
Vava teaches me empathy. Bitch, between the two of us, I am the empathetic queen. Am I not the more empathetic queen?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, you sound like it. You're really selling the empathy right now, baby. RuPaul has a small amount of labia hanging out of the bottom of this dress.
Monet X Change
I think this is so hot.
Bob the Drag Queen
She looks amazing. There is.
Monet X Change
Andy was like, there's a scotch of
Bob the Drag Queen
pussy popping up this. This might be made with three inches of fabric.
Monet X Change
And he was like, what is RuPaul wearing? I didn't like it. I was like, what you like?
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, rupaul, fuck.
Monet X Change
What are you talking about? He's like, it's just not good. I was like, andy, first of all, we don't need your notes on fashion, Ms. Shorts.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, the dress is. This outfit is. This dress is not particularly simple. It's not. Yeah, it's a very simple dress, but that doesn't mean that she looks very good.
Monet X Change
The asymmetrical, like it being literally right at the line of a fucking pussy. RuPaul, RuPaul looks like some 21 year old bitch. I mean, okay, not 21 year old. You know what I mean? RuPaul, she was like 40,
Bob the Drag Queen
like a hot 40.
Monet X Change
RuPaul looks if the hair wasn't white. RuPaul, if RuPaul gave. Okay, RuPaul wore this.
Bob the Drag Queen
RuPaul was 40, 22 years ago, and
Monet X Change
RuPaul wore this with a long, straight human hair wig. You'd be like, oh, my God, this is a young girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's move on to our next thing. RuPaul has a listen. RuPaul looks beautiful, particularly young. I don't think it's RuPaul's is where she thrives. She looks younger. She does look younger than she is. But also I think that I am going to try to, what, stop, like, doing this big boosting up of people looking younger than they are. And I think it's because I might be going too deep for this for watchery. But my mom looks older than she is, and my mom used to always look way younger than she did, but then she got sick and now she looks older than she Is. And you don't know why someone doesn't like. So whenever someone's like. And people often do it where they compare people like, well, so and so's aging beautifully. And why is so and so aging like garbage? And it's like, you don't know. You do not know why people have aged the way they've aged. Like Randy Harrison from Looks so Young and Randy Harrison from Queer As Folk. We did a play together once, and one day I was like, how do you look young? And he was like, I'm not doing anything. I do, like, normal stuff to, like, keep myself together, but I'm not doing anything special besides moisturizing. I don't have a seat secret product. I just look young.
Monet X Change
Well, I think with Dragon's a little different. I think RU is specifically invoking a sexy young thing wearing this dress like this. I think RuPaul is like, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, for sure.
Monet X Change
I'm a young ingenue.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, for sure. I think that RuPaul. No RuPaul looks.
Monet X Change
But in regular life, I could see your point.
Bob the Drag Queen
And also, I will say too, like, working with Madonna too has been weird. People comment on her age and her physical appearance so much. It is crazy. That would drive me. I mean, I think Madonna's probably give this for decades now.
Shannon Maldonado
Yeah.
Monet X Change
She really put out a book where she was naked.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But it's just like, that would drive me crazy on people coming on my appearance that way. Someone coming to my appearance recently on a fucking Reddit post. And I was like, this is too much for me.
Monet X Change
Yeah, people coming to me. I'll be naked and stuff.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, you know, but RuPaul looks stunning. Everyone looks actually everyone looks stunning.
Monet X Change
Megan Thee Scalter.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love that Ross has switched up his style.
Monet X Change
I know you literally every week you
Bob the Drag Queen
comment on it because you remember we were.
Monet X Change
It was last week.
Bob the Drag Queen
Naomi was like giving show the judges versatility.
Monet X Change
Well, I think. I think Ross thought he was doing a thing also. Ruth's thigh Gap. Yeah. I think it's Ross.
Bob the Drag Queen
He.
Monet X Change
I think Ross thought the two.
Bob the Drag Queen
The.
Monet X Change
The. The mermaid sequin Brahma jacket is my thing. I thought he thought if he thought that was his thing, but he's switched it up.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like. I like Meg Salter's outfit.
Monet X Change
I like mix.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she looks really. Someone in the comments like, what is Meg talk to wearing? I think she looks really good, actually.
Monet X Change
I think she looks great.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I didn't really get her. She's not my brand. It's not that she's not my brand. Of humor. Sometimes I really like her, but I was kinda like, what are these jokes?
Monet X Change
Yeah. And then RuPaul like.
Bob the Drag Queen
But people who love Meg's. Archer fucking love Meg.
Monet X Change
I know, I know, I know, I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
We should hop into this.
Monet X Change
All right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Banjo pictures. All right. You want to read Mistresses?
Monet X Change
Yeah. My girl. Howdy, folks. Let me give you the tea. My girls can always count on me Never turn my back for a piece of trade But Large Girls is awesome. We always get led. Been through some things. That's how it goes. Who said life was a one woman show? Might be old, but I'm having Fun Even at 100, life's just begun.
Bob the Drag Queen
I loved watching Mistress.
Monet X Change
She's great.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, of all of the ones that I loved watching, I just kept loving watching her. She uses her body in a. She knows how to move in a way that is just captivating.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
She knows how to captivate in the way that she moves.
Monet X Change
I love her.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's really good. Like, even. Like the way that she did that in that first episode that split with a punch and then the.
Monet X Change
And this one, she does a.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was so good. Her verse is. Her verse is fine. But her performance was great. Yeah, her performance was great. So Lux said, looking good and feeling fine. We don't need men, they waste our time. And honestly, we don't have that much time left. Down there is dry Just like our wine. And like our wine, we age. We aging. We. We.
Monet X Change
Yeah, we again, fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's aging fine. I think we're aging fine because we don't let these boys get us stressed. I really liked her. She sounded good. I think she sounded good.
Monet X Change
The melodic thing coming in yaru sounded the best. Yeah, rewind it. Listen to like, she did this little melody thing coming down. She's like. I don't remember what it was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Looking good and feeling fine.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it was good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she sounded great. I love the little me. She did. Yeah, she did a pretty good job. This whole bedroom, bitches were doing. They did a good job.
Monet X Change
And they got. They were the one that got the. What they didn't want, they got.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Selena. When I started to decay My son, he sent me straight away I met these girls up in the home and now I don't feel so alone When I stopped breathing in my sleep or when I seem to have lost my teeth My girls, they always have my back because even. Because even if it's out of whack.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I mean, none of these verses are particularly blowing me away, you know?
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, but. But they're. But they're. They're good. And this whole group did a good job performing, I think. Yeah, they all look really good. They have really good energy too. Marsha says being old is hard, but being in love is harder. You love a man all your life, and then he croaks in the middle of the night. What do you do when you reach to the. What do you do when you reach the end? Look left, look right. You still got friends. Oh, love you all so much. I could just die and I might. That was really funny to me. I think Marcus might have had my favorite funniest one.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And hers, because hers was the funniest.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I might.
Monet X Change
Yeah, that really.
Bob the Drag Queen
That really tickled me when she said, because I might die and I might. Yeah, that was. That was a good. They were great.
Monet X Change
They were good. They were good.
Bob the Drag Queen
To be honest, I genuinely think that all three teams did a good job.
Monet X Change
I did, too. When they made the last one, the old. The hip hop ones look like they were bad, I was like, why are
Bob the Drag Queen
they looking at them like that?
Monet X Change
It was fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
They were like. I was like, well, it was this
Monet X Change
thing when they do a joke and they just did his pantrew parapel. I was like.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then Michelle's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Monet X Change
Let's go to the rockin OGs. Sasha. Calling all grannies but put them dentures in Calling all grannies Put them dentures in the air. Cracking his neck thank God for medicare Cracking his neck Cracking this neck thank God for medicare Feeling all yummy Just like the shrank teas Cardiac arrest what? Bitch, please. Arthritis in my wrist, joint pain in my knees can't laugh too hard. Crap. Did I just pee? Call me old baby Call me fire Call me now Cause I know because I now retire. I thought this was good. She referenced herself.
Bob the Drag Queen
One of the best verses.
Monet X Change
She referenced herself. Some really good jokes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her physicality was.
Monet X Change
Her physicality was very good.
Bob the Drag Queen
That little walk she was doing.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her voice. I love what she. Her voice was un Recognizable.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I thought she did a great job.
Bob the Drag Queen
I am genuinely gagged by what. She did not win this episode because her look was great.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Her performance was great. I am gagged that she didn't win this episode. I was really. Especially with her tie dye was so good.
Monet X Change
Her tie dye was really good. And sorry, we're getting hit over there.
Bob the Drag Queen
But also the way that she pushed Malaysia out of the way and the faces she made. She was eating. She was eating.
Monet X Change
Okay, I can See that? But
Bob the Drag Queen
oh. Or Orra. How dare you look me in the eye like I'm about to die. Still got this nasty girl on the side. I keep your ass up all night. I pop to the left, pop to the right. This is the one. I said that before. Marcia kind of said it too, earlier. So you did look to the left, look to the right. I still got my girls like that anyway. Keep losing my teeth but they'll pack a bite. Hold on, Wait. Did I just wet myself? Didn't someone else. If you can handle this, I'll see you in hell. Unless all of us. Unless one of us suddenly dies. Let's keep this golden years alive. Which so and so.
Monet X Change
Not not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or I don't remember all of it anyway. But she. But she did a good job. She did a really good job. She did a really good job with her performance. But also, how many? There are only so many. Who. No one knows who wrote what. Yeah.
Monet X Change
You don't know that.
Bob the Drag Queen
No one knows.
Monet X Change
You don't know that. You don't know that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's probably just a coincidence that Aura went after people who said a lot of these things. And you're going to make jokes about. Actually, no one made a joke about. No one said depends. No one made a depends.
Monet X Change
I know. I would have said copywritten. I would have said, do I Diapers.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would have said thong or panties? Depends.
Monet X Change
That's good.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're funny. Like 401k. 401k making my dividends. Thong or panties? Depends.
Monet X Change
That's good, Bob. Honestly, that's good.
Bob the Drag Queen
I ate that. But no. Ora's performance was really good. She did a pretty good job.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Her physicality was very good.
Bob the Drag Queen
All of these teams were good.
Monet X Change
Yeah, they were all good.
Bob the Drag Queen
The hip hop editing was so, so weird.
Shannon Maldonado
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I don't understand why they chose that group to make it look weird. Let's talk about Ms. Spice. You might ask, how's your head? I'll be sexy. You might ask, how's your head? I'll be sexy and spicy till the day I drop dead. Roll around and wet and wet the bed. Like, see?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I mean, everyone's got to make a joke about wetting the bed.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't believe no one made a dependence joke. That's crazy. Or a jazzy.
Monet X Change
Jazz. What's a jazzy?
Bob the Drag Queen
A jazzy is like a shoe. An electric scooter.
Monet X Change
Oh, my kitty cats sags and I don't take the. I don't. I don't take my meds. Got the Menses lining up. Even though I'm old, I still like to what, Call me a cougar cuz I like them young, but if you're old, then you gotta be hung, you know?
Bob the Drag Queen
She was not acting old, and it was kind of driving me crazy.
Monet X Change
I don't remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
She just was not acting old. She was just doing. And I, I, I kind of feel like she's just do what you gotta do, but it is driving me crazy. She just keeps doing the like she, like. This is the same character she did for Miley Cyrus. This is the same character she did for her lip sync song in the talent show. Same character she's doing for this. She just. Everyone is like a. It's like a bitch.
Monet X Change
Do what you got. Do your one thing you can do good. Well, she thinks, she thinks.
Bob the Drag Queen
What did, what did Jeremy Carey say? Do you want a little trick you got?
Monet X Change
Yeah. Season four. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go back to party city where you belong.
Monet X Change
Iconic.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, it's one of the most iconic lines in the history of Drag Race.
Monet X Change
Iconic.
Bob the Drag Queen
Malaysia might be old without no teeth. Grandpa's cane is nice. It's nice and sweet. Now I'm. Now, no, I'm not. No midnight snack, but you could drop me. Crack my back. Arthritis is my middle name. Gramps. The cramps can relieve my pain. Salt and pepper. Do it better. Snaggy granny for the sweater weather. This was a, this is a good. Malaysia did a very good one.
Monet X Change
It's a good one. Malaysia's good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her physicality was great. The way that she embodied, like, old. But the humor of old and like, being like, Oddly, the humor of this is that, like, typically you wouldn't see someone these ages doing these things. That's the joke. And I feel like Malaysia understood that really well. I thought that she looked good.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she went and went to the other group. I thought that, I thought the story they were trying to paint.
Bob the Drag Queen
Pause. Jacob, do you know how to turn off annotations? He didn't even talk you through it. Or do you know how to do it, baby? Oh, you got it. Okay.
Monet X Change
I thought the story they were trying to sell to us was that the old, the old dirty bitches weren't acting old enough. But then I was like, bitch. Everyone kind of snaps up a little bit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, okay. Spice was acting old at all, in my opinion. But the older the bitches, they were acting old in spurts that they do a thing and they'd be like, ooh, my back, my back.
Monet X Change
I thought they, that was everyone.
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought they did a good job.
Monet X Change
I thought they did, too. Let's talk about Anetra. Old dirty bitch but she's on the beat Call it menopause Cause mama's in heat I may be 86 but I could slip your disc Bounce up and down but you know it's high risk I may be sweet but I got tea to spill can't keep an up, can't keep it up, can't keep it up Then you're out of the. Will, Will, will. Smack it like Will, Will, will, will.
Bob the Drag Queen
Then she. Wait, is my grandson's name Will? And then she said, smack it like Will. Yeah. I think Anetra did a good job, too. Anetra. Anetra has been.
Monet X Change
Did she.
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought she did a good job. Her performance. I thought her performance was good.
Monet X Change
I thought it was fine. These lyrics, now reading them, I'm like.
Bob the Drag Queen
But it was most. For her, it was more about the performance, I think. But also Anetra is. She needs to start, like, talking in the work.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Like, where she fits into the background. I mean, this. This episode, she has some. Some cute sound bites. In this episode. She did, but.
Bob the Drag Queen
But she didn't have any storyline stuff like she. Which you can't be in control of what your storyline is. But, like, girl, like, I don't know. I just really like her. I like her as a queen. I just want to. I just want to see more of her on my screen.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's what it was down to.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jax, get back, get back, make some. Get back, get back, make some room. I got cataracts I don't want to break I don't want to crack Help me up when I fall on my back yeah, I'm still gonna slay When I ain't in heels in a wheelchair Rims you wanna steal Dancing on grays Pushing up daisies Let me get up and slay with these ladies. I loved her little wheelchair moment.
Monet X Change
The wheelchair moment was cute. And I guess under this critique that she got that she was too ahead of the beat, watching the whole picture, I didn't notice it until then. I didn't.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't notice it either.
Monet X Change
Like, I was like.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't.
Monet X Change
And I'm not saying that she wasn't, but watching the whole group perform, there was not a moment I was like, oh, this bitch is. She's ahead of the beat. I didn't see that.
Bob the Drag Queen
But to be fair, I wasn't paying attention. I wasn't paying for it.
Monet X Change
True. And they saw it twice. Michelle watched it happen twice. So I'm Sure. She has a different perspective.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right.
Monet X Change
Lucy. Oh, that's how you spell her name.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lucy was her voice out of everyone. I think my just, like, watching the way she performed. I barely even recognized her. Yeah, her voice was good.
Monet X Change
Her voice. She sounded like an old lady for real.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Lucy did a really good. I remember Lucy did a good job. Lucy genially did a really good job.
Monet X Change
I thought her name was spelled l u, c, I, but it's spelled l o, o s e S I E. Like a loose booty yeah the older the berry the sweet of the juice all the younger men want a chance to let loose these other stank hoes trying to get real slick but if you're talking trash you're going to get the stick the trade keeps coming asking me what's up but they can't take it when I fall and I can't get all I need are my girls, are my butterscotch Want to know what time it is, bitch? Check the watch.
Bob the Drag Queen
This was a great version.
Monet X Change
That's a good one. That's a good one.
Bob the Drag Queen
This was a very, very, very good performance.
Monet X Change
Yeah, that was good.
Bob the Drag Queen
When she turned around, I had to realize that that was Lucy. I was like, oh, my God, that's Lucy.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she looked good. Honestly, this was the best performance. I think that out of everyone, this was the best performance for me.
Monet X Change
You just said about Sasha, bitch. Which one is it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Sasha, the best performance in that group.
Monet X Change
But you're saying Lucy's.
Bob the Drag Queen
Overall, I think that Sasha should have won the episode. So now I'm thinking about it. I think that Lucy had the best performance. I think that Sasha had the second best performance and the best look by a mile.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I think Sasha should have won the episode.
Monet X Change
All right, last one, Ms. Robin Banks. Fierce. So this is a New York city queenie and Robin banks.
Shannon Maldonado
Sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Robin gradles. All right.
Monet X Change
Robin Graves.
Bob the Drag Queen
Robin graves.
Monet X Change
Bob. Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right. Hips giving out. Don't like Hips giving out. Don't do it like before still turning out when I'm hitting the floor Used to drop it hot now I'm dropping it warm baby. When she said, baby, did you eat today? I literally laughed out loud. I literally. Jacob king. I was like, that was Baby, did you eat? That was so funny. I really gagged that she was in the bottom because this performance for me was really good. And that baby did. You'd eat today might be the single funniest part of the I think the two funniest lines were baby to eat today and, like, I Might die and I might.
Monet X Change
Anyway, baby, I do also like Lucy's line about the trade. Keeps calling me Essie. Whatever. What? She can't get out. I thought I was 22.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll hit you with the purse. From five, from. From. From the five to ten. So five to ten. Store just got a new hip, so I'm grooving. So I'm. So I'm giving more. Just look at these dips. Can I hit.
Monet X Change
Can I.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can it hit the floor? Oh, Jesus. I feel. I feel like a whore. I took his verse. This was a really. I am. I. I need to remember what she wore on the Runway again. Yeah, but I love it. I like the way she was dancing and then getting back up and being old instead of. And honestly, I'm just saying. Baby, did you eat today? Was probably the funniest part of the entire episode.
Monet X Change
Baby, did you eat today?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's so granny.
Monet X Change
And also. And also because they did this thing when she was doing, you know, when she was recording with Leland and them. Like, it is not weird to be like, can I just run it really quick without singing it out loud? And, like, they're playing this up. Like, I can't believe she wanted to practice it a little bit. I'm like, bitch, she wrote this, like, an hour ago.
Bob the Drag Queen
Probably less.
Monet X Change
Right? It drives me crazy when they act like that's such a crime against humanity to say. Can I just, like, say it without saying it out loud for a second? But it's just everyone. Anyone who's recording interviews.
Bob the Drag Queen
Baby, did you eat today? That was good. Robin, if you're in the room, that was really fucking good. I really enjoyed that line. I literally laughed out loud at that.
Monet X Change
Let's go to these runways. First up, Anetra. I didn't. I was not gagging. People were like, oh, my God, I love this look. This was not cute. I thought this group was. I was like, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I don't love this look either.
Monet X Change
As she loves a sturdy shoe. This little skinny bitch loves a sturdy shoe.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love it.
Monet X Change
Her hair looks crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. This is not a good look, like, at all. Is this.
Monet X Change
What's like a. Like, is it like a. Is it like a catsuit?
Bob the Drag Queen
Is looks like a catsuit, but half of a skirt and then it's. It's not. I do not like it. This is not good.
Monet X Change
Chop.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I'm not into this look.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So up next, we Hot corners just
Monet X Change
use it to do this.
Bob the Drag Queen
Up next, we have Jess now. No, this look is not. I don't know I don't know why she's in orange. I don't know why she's wearing orange catsuit. And also. No. Okay. I'm not saying that anyone, like, has to. No one's. I'm not saying there's, like, an ideal body, but if you're 5 4, you have to work against making your legs look this long.
Monet X Change
The tiniest legs ever.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her legs looking inch long also in Jackson. And I know her legs are short.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But also, I mean, I. I've seen times where Ginger Minj wear an outfit and her legs look long.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Ginger Min is also once or twice for sure. But what I'm saying. So Jax is already a tinier person of thick, short stature.
Bob the Drag Queen
And she's wearing hip pads, so her legs are going to look thicker.
Monet X Change
And you're evoking the colors of an Oompa Loompa. She's evoking the Oompa Loompa colors. I'm like, girl, like, you are, like. You are working completely against yourself and Loompa.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, this is not great. I don't like the hair. I also just don't know what's going on.
Monet X Change
What is this? It look. It's like denim booty shorts with, like, a black girl. Jax's hair never makes sense with her look.
Bob the Drag Queen
There is this fucking tiktoker that I am obsessed.
Monet X Change
How many pages do you have? Condense your apps.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mind your business.
Monet X Change
Yo, baba, literally, you have.
Bob the Drag Queen
What is that?
Monet X Change
That's like nine pages of apps.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not nine.
Monet X Change
And each page has, like, four apps on it.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not nine pages.
Monet X Change
You're a serial killer.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 12. It's 12, not nine. That is. You are a serial killer, bitch. Can we look at.
Monet X Change
Someone said that phone about to explode.
Bob the Drag Queen
Someone said what?
Monet X Change
That phone about to explode.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, I want to show you this. This fucking tiktoker that I. That I found that I want to collab with so bad. He does these insanely intricate. And I'm going to show you all as well, these insanely intricate tie dyes. And I've been, like, always wanting to, like, work with him and get, like, a dress made. Look at these tie dyes he does. They're, like, so in depth and intricate. And when he ties them up, they look like this. This is, like, the beginning of the thing.
Monet X Change
How do you see him before I see. Oh, wow. But how, bitch, make an outfit out of that. That'll be forever.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, you just make I would just make a cat suit or a dress, and then he would do all the knotting up anyway. Yeah, I can't. This. This look is not. No.
Monet X Change
I don't know what Jax is doing. This is wild. Lucy Laduca.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is cute.
Monet X Change
This is cute, too. I don't like her hair. What is this hair?
Bob the Drag Queen
She's taking a pretty. I think she's taking kind of a safer out, which is taking, like a dress, like a typical dress. And they just tie dyed it.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So she's not taking. It's not a big risk. But also it looks really good. And her hair. Her hair often doesn't quite match.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I don't like this here.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't hate this hair, though. I. I don't. I do. I do not hate this hair, though.
Monet X Change
She does border on a older aesthetic, like a more mature aesthetic, which is fine, but there's a. There's cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is she in your 20s?
Monet X Change
I don't know how old this is. She was doing drag for a long time. She was doing drag for, like over 12 years or something like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, you have been doing over 12 years by the time she was 30. This is true. Lucy the Duke.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Very elephant Day. Which you. You. You. You know Elva Day.
Bob the Drag Queen
How old is she? Jacob? She's 32.
Monet X Change
You know, Elva Day hates me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why? What did you do to her?
Monet X Change
Because when we did watch for uk, I was just not feeling her stuff. Cause she always looked crazy. And apparently, apparently people told me she's blocked me on.
Bob the Drag Queen
But is she really? I think so. Wait, what?
Monet X Change
Cause I posted.
Bob the Drag Queen
Am I blocked too?
Monet X Change
I posted that tweet about that raggedy bitch blocked me. Whatever. And everybody was like, comment? No, you're fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, girl. Love you. Hey, sis.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think that I like Lucy's dress. I mean, whatever. Far for the course. When you do what we do. I love that she has these. You remember when you remember season nine? I remember when you remember season nine, when people were obsessed with those mesh gloves. Gloves with the stones on them and the nails. She's wearing mesh gloves with no nails. I think. I think the mesh gloves without the nails actually a very nice touch for this. She looks really great.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like the mesh gloves with nails, but when they weren't flesh color, I like when, like a black glove with, like long nails on it. I think it's. I still think it's fierce to this day.
Monet X Change
You would. I do this Robin fierce. This dress. This what we got in the bottom.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. This dress is not great, but it's not the worst still.
Monet X Change
It's not the worst. But this is like Drag Race circle. Like, season four. Like five. Not now. Not now. Like, this was like. Remember, not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not.
Shannon Maldonado
Not.
Monet X Change
Not a circle skirt, but the other one, like, a square thing. It's. That kind of dress is what it was. We just gather, and she's gathered in the middle.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. It's not. It's not stunning. This. This hair. This is not stunning. I would have also would have worn darker hair. Oh, she had darker hair on for this, out for this look.
Monet X Change
Her eye makeup, though, I was like, oh, I'm stealing that. That, like, light crease and, like, the point. Robin, if you listen to this, I am stealing that eye makeup. Her face looked beautiful, but also, look
Bob the Drag Queen
at how great she understands. Look at how well her body understands proportions.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her legs look like they are going up to her armpits.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
She does have long legs. I'm sure she does have long legs for real, so it helps. But this queen really gets proportions. I would say this thing, like, I understand proportions when I'm doing drag, and when a queen gets proportions, it just. Even a simple garment would look so different.
Monet X Change
Yeah, but she.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I always say that if I saw her at the club wearing this, I'd be, like, fierce.
Monet X Change
Yeah, for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
For sure.
Monet X Change
Oh, hey, Robin.
Bob the Drag Queen
Actually, I would say, hey, Robin, how you doing? I wouldn't go, did you see what Robin had on? I'd go, oh, hey, Robin, nice to see you. But I wouldn't be like, girl, take this shit off.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think her face looks so beautiful. I love her. Mistress Isabel Brooks. Now, the judges were raving over this. I thought it was fine. They were like, oh, my God. I thought it was a fine look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, this. This reminds me. I know what queen who did look kind of like this, actually.
Monet X Change
Are you about to do a joke?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I just know what queen who did look. I know what queen who did look kind of like this. What?
Monet X Change
You are so annoying.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, I know a queen who did a look. She kind of had, like, this, like, stones coming off her shoulder. She did this whole, like, look with a stone.
Monet X Change
I knew. I knew this was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, I just know who didn't look like. Whatever.
Monet X Change
Anyway, I thought this look was fine. I didn't think it was, like, stunning. And maybe this was this one.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, it's a catsuit with his helmet over. It's. Yeah, it's literally just fine. I think Mistress has looked much better in her looks.
Monet X Change
Agreed. I agree. I agree. And Rupaul's not like, when you see Marcia back there painting and she says she's. So show her this and tell her more. Bigger. Bigger, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bigger. No, I was genuinely sure shocked that she said that to her. I was like, marsha's not even here. She's not even here.
Monet X Change
Yeah. RuPaul is like, let her know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Imagine you were sitting backstage enjoying a House of Love cocktail, and then you have RuPaul and tell Monae, this is how you do it. I was like, this is a cool. On the main stage. On the main stage.
Monet X Change
I love this queen so much. I love Mistress. I'm such a fan. I'm such a fan. Lux London. Noir.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Lux. Looks fine. Looks. Looks good. I. I feel like this is. I feel like we've not seen this, but it just seems. It's not giving anything like, look, she looks good. Like, I'm not blown away with this, but she looks good.
Monet X Change
She looks like a Beta fish. Like, she looks like an Amazon.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I know a queen who did look kind of like this one, too. It was really. It was really. We need to move on,
Monet X Change
Jacob.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just had no clue to look like this. It was. It was really cool. We gotta keep going. It was such a cool look. We still got some more looks to do. We gotta keep going.
Monet X Change
She looks like a fighter fish. I. I think. I think Lux was great. I think she looks cool. She looks sexy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she was good. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I do know girl look like this.
Monet X Change
So you know girl to do look like this. I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl didn't like this.
Monet X Change
I think it's. This is a cool look from Selena. It's different from anything she's giving us so far.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Selena. Selena looks good. I don't have any complaints about this at all, actually. I think she looks good. She's obviously going. It's actually like a. Like a seashell side of it.
Monet X Change
Yeah. She's definitely some type of sea something. I can't tell. She's being like a fish or a seash, you know? You know the shell that you listen, you put it to your ear and you can hear the thing in it.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not the one. They're like the one that kind of.
Commercial Voice
That's.
Bob the Drag Queen
That.
Monet X Change
That's what it looks like to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is like the one that do like this. They can, like, flap through the water. What.
Monet X Change
What shell does that?
Bob the Drag Queen
They can, like, kind of like. That's what it looks like to me anyway. What a scallop. They're called scallops.
Monet X Change
Scallops do that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
And they scallops that you eat. They can do that?
Commercial Voice
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's how they swim.
Monet X Change
No, I can't tell if you're doing a thing. If you're doing a joke.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's what they do. They kind of like. They kind of like bounce up through the water.
Monet X Change
Stop doing this.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, they're on the bottom and they start flapping. They just kind of like start floating up. That's how they swim.
Monet X Change
Oh, I've never seen that work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. I am David Attenborough.
Monet X Change
She looks like a conch to me. A conch? Yeah. This was not tie dye. How is it tie dye? Because the blood is curdling. I don't understand what you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you say their name? We're on Marsha.
Monet X Change
Oh, this is Marcia. Marcia. Marcia.
Bob the Drag Queen
Marcia x3. I do not understand how Marcia did she grab the wrong outfit?
Monet X Change
Well, she made the blood tie dye to make it fit the theme, but I'm like, wait, the blood tie dye? Yeah, the blood is tie dye. She, like, put tie dye in the blood.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, part of me is like, girl, we know your name's Marcia. We know.
Monet X Change
I'm like, we've seen this. This is the third time we've seen this in this nose bit.
Bob the Drag Queen
We know your name is Marcia. Marcia. Marcia. Also, like, this outfit is. This is. You're not helping your case that you're playing like walking on a white dress where you're not helping the case that you're playing. And I'm not into this look. This makes princess Poppy look like she's
Monet X Change
wearing a lot Bitch in untucked Malaysia shut Marsha down because Marsha was trying to cut her off. She's like, no. And Malaysia got out of here. And Marsha was like, I'm sorry. You're right. You're right. I did not mean to cut you off. I am so sorry. I did not.
Bob the Drag Queen
I need to watch on tux.
Monet X Change
Malaysia gathered this bitch like a motherfucking yawn.
Bob the Drag Queen
I need to watch. I need to watch on tuck, though.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Malaysia snapped on this bitch. I was like, ooh, damn, Colby.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cold ass bitch.
Monet X Change
Cold ass bitch. Cold ass bitch. Sasha. Mother tucking Colby.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is perfect.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she looks really good.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is perfect. Sasha. Colby looks amazing. The. The hat, the. The way it's dripping, the makeup, the way that her shoes match. This is.
Monet X Change
And the built in corset to it. My one critique. And I feel bad for her. She's had to wear this in some hot ass clubs in America. And she's gonna be so fucking sweaty when the witness Got through.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're not gonna wear what you wear on Drag Race anywhere else. Girl.
Monet X Change
I did. That's a nice way. She says Bob. Because Bob don't care about y'.
Shannon Maldonado
All.
Monet X Change
When I was on Drag Race, I would wear the things I wanted to show. Cause you guys really wanted to see them.
Bob the Drag Queen
This may shock you out, but I care about myself more than I care about y'.
Shannon Maldonado
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
I care about myself way more than I care about y'. All. You got me. You got me. Monet gathered me on that one.
Commercial Voice
Honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
But yeah. I don't. You do not. I do not think you have to wear what you wear on Drag Race. I wear a few things from Drag Race, but not every. I wear, like my. My purse worse. Look a lot. But that's. And the rest of it I sold for charity.
Monet X Change
Well, I've been on Drag Race a few times. To be honest. The only one. Only season 10. Only season 4 all stars 4. I did not wear anything season 10. Really? Or anything. All star 7. Because I didn't. I'm not.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't believe she didn't win this episode. I can't believe she didn't win this episode.
Monet X Change
This is crazy. Even the shoes. Are those. Are those.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is crazy. How did she not win the episode?
Monet X Change
Who won?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh.
Monet X Change
Ora Mayuri. Ora Mayari, though. Next. This was a great look.
Commercial Voice
Look.
Monet X Change
She looks really cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I really like this look.
Monet X Change
I would wear this down a lot. She looks really great. I love the glasses.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love.
Monet X Change
I have a wig like this.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you?
Monet X Change
My little orange. When I wash it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know a queen who did a wig like this. Just. Just give me a second. Give me a second. I know a queen did a wig just like that.
Monet X Change
No, not this one. That's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't want to scroll back. I don't know how far it's right there.
Monet X Change
You can. You can. You can.
Shannon Maldonado
You can.
Monet X Change
Give myself some time. Damn.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well. Oh. Jacob. Not telling us to move on.
Commercial Voice
When it's you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh.
Shannon Maldonado
Wow.
Monet X Change
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
When it's. Oh, Jacob. Oh, now we got time. Interesting. Jay. I'll see you when I get home. Jay. I'll see you tomorrow, Jacob. How about that?
Monet X Change
Yeah. I think this was a really great. I think this was like a really cute, cool way to do this. I think she looks great. I would wear this. I think she looks cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Actually. I feel like I have seen you wear this. But like in Ankara. Like. Like, I still. I feel like I've seen you wear this.
Monet X Change
Never mind. Bear dressed out, though. I would have My beard, which, you
Bob the Drag Queen
know, I've seen your pictures out several times.
Monet X Change
When in drag?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet X Change
When. I don't do that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe not in a while. But you used to.
Monet X Change
Yeah, back when we used to live in New York. Not ever since I've been on Drag Race. Also, you know how I always said I want to get chest implants? I think that as I was watching, like, I've never heard one say chest
Bob the Drag Queen
implants when I was saying. It's weird. I just never heard anyone say that. I've never heard anyone say that before.
Monet X Change
Well, breast augmentation. But now I want, like, perky. We were talking about small, Small titties, small booze. And I will. I want, like, a. Like, a model cup, Like. Like a beak. Like a perky bee with, like, really pointy nipples so I can wear, like, a wife beater or something and still be sexy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know if this is problematic, what I have to say now. Right. But, like, if you like Bob, say it. You know, like moans. Titties. Like, when you hear moaning and you have. They're sexy.
Monet X Change
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think.
Monet X Change
I think I might take a cycle.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think moan titties are. I've hooked up with some people with moan titties and mo. Titties are.
Monet X Change
I might take a cycle just so I can. But I want so my arrow.
Bob the Drag Queen
Little bitty titties with big nipple.
Monet X Change
Anyway, my areolas are very. My ariels are not pronounced. I want, like, more pronounced Ariel. Is there something that can make your arios more like popping? Is that a thing?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, my rules are flat.
Monet X Change
Like, I mean, I could show y'.
Commercial Voice
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
Isn't it?
Monet X Change
I think I have, like, flat areolas.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. They're not flat. I can see them.
Monet X Change
I mean, but I want, like. I want, like, Hershey kisses. You know what I mean? Suction cups. They don't last, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
When I say monster, I mean, like, when you're. When you're on. When you're on estrogen.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Anyway.
Bob the Drag Queen
Specifically, if you're assigned to male at birth, you're on estrogen. I don't know what estrogen does to you when you are assigned female at birth in your own. Because, you know, people do hormone replacement therapy outside of just.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Commercial Voice
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway. All right. Is this last. Last look. And then we have spice. Oh, spice.
Shannon Maldonado
This.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have seen this outfit 19 times.
Monet X Change
I know it's the same.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is. You know that sugar has the same one, but in pink.
Monet X Change
It really. It honestly really annoys me that she has not got critiqued on wearing symbol. Like, I agree. Like, I feel like. And maybe it's not true, but I feel like I have seen this outfit many times, and it drives me crazy that they have not critiqued on it.
Bob the Drag Queen
The only time she's gotten critique was when she was in the bottom and send her sister home. That's literally the only time she's ever. She's been safe. I think every episode. Except when she was in the bottom and sent her sister home. And they were too busy going on about that Snatch Game to even say anything about the outfit. They were like, I can't even start with the outfit. This is. That Snatch Game was too crazy.
Monet X Change
Yeah. They refused to critique them on this shit. And I'm fucking over them.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her.
Monet X Change
And I'm over it. Over it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she does look good, but it's like, you can't wear this again. This is what, as they say on Breaking Bad, she can't keep getting away with this.
Commercial Voice
Yeah.
Monet X Change
And people say, oh, they're keeping them for. They're not keeping this bitch for views. People are not only tuning into Drag Race to watch Spice. Like, the viewership is not going to tank if Spice goes home. Like, it's not a thing. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me turn it down. Plot twist. When your favorite goes home, you still watch.
Monet X Change
Yeah. You still watch the show. So it's not for views. I don't really understand why, but that's not my business.
Bob the Drag Queen
But also. Well, she wasn't. Her romance look is by. Not by. I would say this. Her roommate is by far not the worst.
Monet X Change
Worst.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, by far. Her Runway is not the worst.
Monet X Change
It's not the worst. But, I mean, there's some.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's some madness on the Runway.
Monet X Change
Honey, let's go to Malaysia. So when does.
Bob the Drag Queen
I cannot believe we're still. We're still talking about clothes. This. This is too many drag queens.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's too many drag queens.
Monet X Change
Malaysia. She's giving. Do what she's giving me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Makes your mama more.
Monet X Change
Yeah, no more people. Big, blonde, and beautiful.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, she is. I love this look.
Monet X Change
Oh, this is great. I would wear this.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, this is a great look. I wear this. I like this a lot. She looks really, really good. And she does look like Montemor girl. This is. That's. Wow. She's really like one of my.
Monet X Change
And then the person who made this was like, works on hairspray. And they, like, they made this off of her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, this looks really good. I like this.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I would wear this down.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will say this Though Malaysia. Has it been a gown? Gown. Every Runway.
Monet X Change
Gown.
Bob the Drag Queen
Every Runway. Right.
Monet X Change
Irritating gown down. Come on, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she really. She really said gowns on gowns.
Monet X Change
As soon as you turned the corner, I was like, not another gown.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I'm kind of gagged a little bit, to be honest. Gagged them a bit for sure. That's what everyone's typing on everything. Have you seen this?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gagged us a bit for sure.
Monet X Change
Who said that?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's just like. It's just. Everyone keeps commenting. I don't know what it's from, but everyone keeps commenting it.
Monet X Change
Oh, I didn't.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't know what it's from? No. What is it from?
Monet X Change
That's Lux's entrance line.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jake, let's hurry up. Move it on, Jake.
Monet X Change
But that's Lux's interest line.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that's what my s. What is this?
Monet X Change
Gag them a little bit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gag. Gag them a bit for sure. Oh, that's. That's the interest line.
Monet X Change
Yeah, girl. Oh, I didn't know that that was. Do you even watch the show Tamar?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but I didn't remember the interest line. But everyone keeps.
Monet X Change
Naomi told me that last week, but y' all know I don't remember it.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I haven't. I haven't.
Monet X Change
I haven't smoked since November.
Bob the Drag Queen
A lie. Monet saying that. So I heard that. So her probation officer.
Monet X Change
I have not smoked this one over.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is Elijah.
Monet X Change
But I have done much.
Bob the Drag Queen
When probation officer should know that. That is absolutely.
Monet X Change
I have upped my mushrooms a bit, so maybe that's why. Who's your favorite look?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Sasha.
Monet X Change
Kobe. Sasha. Kobe. You know, I'm gonna give it to Malaysia. I really like this look.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is a good look. It is a really good look.
Monet X Change
I like this look, man.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sasha's like, this is a fucking good. This is a very good look.
Monet X Change
Okay. I really like Sasha's look. This bothers me, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
It bothers you that the corset, where the corset meets the body suit is not matching. Matching up perfectly.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Doesn't bother me.
Monet X Change
It bothers me a bit.
Bob the Drag Queen
It doesn't bother me because it makes me see that there's a corset I
Monet X Change
don't want to see there. The person clearly tried to match it up. They just.
Bob the Drag Queen
They could have also just made a corset underneath and just put this over it. They could have done that easily, I
Monet X Change
think the person clearly tried to do so by matching this, but they failed.
Bob the Drag Queen
Drag them.
Monet X Change
No shade.
Bob the Drag Queen
So then we end up.
Monet X Change
You want to ask me my favorite
Bob the Drag Queen
look, you said your favorite was male.
Monet X Change
You want to ask me my least favorite look?
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. What was your least favorite look?
Monet X Change
My least favorite look is going to be Jax. Oh, But Anetra.
Bob the Drag Queen
But also Marcia. Marcia. Marcia.
Monet X Change
But doesn't match the theme. But I don't think it's not my least favorite look. I still think it's very well put together and very well done.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Jax is pretty bad.
Monet X Change
Jax is bad. I have to give this. Jax. I'm sorry. And Anetra is a close second and I hope. But Jax. Yeah. Looks wild. No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Not good. So we. We. We find out that the bottom queens are Jax, Robin, fierce. And Anetra. And Anetra.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I knew Anitra was going to be in the bottom.
Monet X Change
Why?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because her performance was good.
Monet X Change
You think Anisha's performance is better than Jax? I thought Jax was a better performer in my opinion.
Bob the Drag Queen
But Jax's outfit is bananas.
Monet X Change
But I think both Jax and Anetra. I don't know what the outfits are. Both of them have no idea what their outfits are. But Jax, why would you. Why an orange body stocking? Like, I just don't understand. What did she think it was nude?
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
Monet X Change
And Anisha didn't know the words to hers.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't go back and look at. I should have went back and looked at that because I didn't notice that.
Monet X Change
At least Jax knew the words. Anisha didn't even know the words to her dragon.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're right. But Robin fierce and Jax, lips against each other. Me and Jacob were watching, and I really couldn't tell anyone. I was like, you know what my immediately thought? What my immediate thought was being mad. Yay. So you know, the Runway's a T, and there are those two big black spots. Back when I did drag race, those spots were not there. You had to lip sync on the T. On the T. So when girls walk up and, like, walk in circles, we literally could not do that. We had to lip sync on. On. It was just negative space. You. If you walked off stage, you would fall.
Monet X Change
Yeah. On season 10, we had. We could walk there. I think they changed to season nine.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Yeah. My season guest was the last of a bunch of mess.
Monet X Change
Last one. Logo last on. Logo, last on the full stage.
Bob the Drag Queen
Last music video. No. No. Tic tac dinner. Damn.
Monet X Change
They were shortest.
Bob the Drag Queen
Were they rushing? Was Jacob producing that one? Let's wrap it up.
Monet X Change
Jax and Robin lip sync. And I thought Robin did a good job keeping up with Jax. But honestly, I think you could give it either way. I Don't think Jax nailed it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Either one of them could have went home. Either one could have stayed. And I would have been like, sure, sure.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But I.
Monet X Change
Did you agree with the winner?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think. No, I think that. That Sasha Kobe should have won or Mayuri won.
Shannon Maldonado
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I would have put Ora Mayori high, but I would not have put her to win. I would have put. I would have put Mistress. I think Mistress, but no, Mistress is Runway.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Mistress Runway knocked her down.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I would say. But here's the thing. They'd be picking and choosing when runways matter.
Bob the Drag Queen
I also would have put spice in the bottom this week.
Monet X Change
For real. Like, no, her Runway wasn't the worst, but it was.
Bob the Drag Queen
But she cannot keep wearing that goddamn outfit. This is insane. This is in. I'm starting to think the outfits are reversible. I'm starting to think the outfit's just fucking reversible at this point.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
It's kind of wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
So are you excited about what are they doing next week? Oh, yeah. They're gonna wins, too. Yeah. But now we. But now they know us about farts,
Monet X Change
but you know they're gonna try to flip something around. It's gonna be about something else.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, maybe. Maybe. Maybe this. Maybe this time they think it's about farts, and there's no farts sounds. No. That would be so funny if the girls are like. If the girls are like. But nothing's coming. But nothing's great. That would be so funny if it's about farts. But there are literally no vag.
Monet X Change
They're going to flip it around. They're going to do some. That be.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I should work. I need to work in.
Monet X Change
But they're going to do as well to eat you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Huh?
Monet X Change
They're going to do it anyway. That's what they plan on doing next week.
Bob the Drag Queen
You think that's what it is?
Monet X Change
I think so. Clear. Clearly going to do a little.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know they going to flip it, but who knows? It be that way.
Monet X Change
You know what I mean? Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was actually one of the funniest pranks I did on Drag Race, like, not telling the girls about far. That was actually a really good bit.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it was. It was. It was. It was good. It was good.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love you so much.
Monet X Change
I love you too, Bob. All right, bye, everyone.
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn. Well, can you take a bite with, like, a little grace? What? Thank you all so much for watching our program. We really appreciate it. Thank you for joining us. I'm happy that you're here.
Monet X Change
I fix your tie. Your tie is not happy to be here. Your tie is ready to go home.
Bob the Drag Queen
So then I. Goodie. I appreciate it. Bye everyone.
Monet X Change
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Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Episode Date: February 6, 2023
In this Watchery episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change, comedic superstars and Drag Race alums, dive into Season 15, Episode 6 of RuPaul’s Drag Race: “Old Friends Gold”. The episode spotlights the recurring Girl Group challenge, this time with the twist of aging up the queens as “Golden Girls” for an old-friends-themed musical performance. Bob and Monét unpack group drama, performance strengths and fails, and, of course, deliver their hilarious and pointed critiques of the runway—plus, they spar over who should have taken the win.
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Bob and Monét’s signature banter is irreverent, shade-throwing, and affectionate—full of inside jokes, nuanced drag commentary, and rapid-fire reads. They blend serious analysis (“They’d be picking and choosing when runways matter” [68:46]) with classic drag queen roast culture and a touch of drag history. Controversy over runway judging and production choices is approached with comedic exasperation and deep knowledge.
This episode showcases Bob and Monét’s expert mix of comedy, deep drag knowledge, and genuine affection for the art form and the queens competing. The debate over fairness in judging and fan-favorite moments are prime listening for Drag Race superfans and casual viewers alike.