Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S15E9 "The Crystal Ball: Episode 200" Review

Summary

Sibling Watchery: RuPaul’s Drag Race S15E9 “The Crystal Ball: Episode 200” Review

Date: March 1, 2023
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Episode Theme: A full review, roast, and rundown of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 15, Episode 9—the 200th episode special featuring “The Crystal Ball.” The comedy duo bring their signature sibling banter, candid critiques, and personal Drag Race insights as they dissect the crystal ball episode’s drama, runway looks, and lip sync.

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Main Theme Overview

Bob and Monét celebrate the milestone 200th episode of Drag Race with a sassy, joke-filled, and highly detailed breakdown of the “Crystal Ball” episode. Their review spotlights the mini challenge, the three runway categories, the queens’ performances, favorite (and least favorite) looks, and the final lip sync. The duo also pepper the episode with memorable personal anecdotes, fashion debates, and pop culture callouts while poking fun at each other and the contestants.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Opening Banter & Podcast Catch-up

• Bob and Monét kick off with playful jabs about each other’s podcast attendance and scheduling, instantly setting the classic “sibling” tone.
• Quote:
  • Bob: “Did you come to work prepared? Bitch, you weren’t even here last week. So start by showing up.” (00:56)

Loosey LaDuca Twitter Drama

• The hosts comment on Loosey LaDuca’s defensive tweets about how much fun she “really” had on the show.
• Bob’s take: “This tweet is proof that you had so much fun, bitch.” (03:17)
• The discussion morphs into the recurring Drag Race narrative that edits don’t always reflect the queens’ reality.

200th Episode Reflection

• Both reflect on how they participated in previous milestone episodes (Bob on episode 100, Monet on season 10).
• Bob contemplates the odd symmetry: "We are on the 200th episode... it’s kind of weird to think there have been as many episodes since I did Drag Race as there were before I did Drag Race." (04:37)

Mini Challenge Shenanigans (Quick Drag Pit Performance) [07:11]

• Spotlight on Quick Drag as a challenge; both hosts debate how seriously queens should take it (entertainment vs. “real drag”).
• Memorable Moment: Jokes about Selena sniffing her panties and general drag hygiene.
• Monét: “Selena sniffed her panties before she put them on, which, honestly, guilty. As do I. We all do it.” (07:38)

Drag Hygiene & Costuming: Drag Queen Laundry Habits [08:03]

• Digression into hygiene: how often to wash drag tights, pajamas, wigs, jeans, and lashes.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Bob: "I wear my jeans maybe like six or more times... before I wash them." (09:40)
  • Monet: “Before this last pair I had, I was wearing those for about two years.” (on lashes) (11:19)

Runway Makeup Quick Changes & Costume History [13:20]

• Peek behind the scenes, discussing how quickly contestants must change between looks (often in 30–45 min).

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Workroom Walkthroughs: RuPaul’s Critiques & Queens’ Reactions [15:13]

• Bob praises Mistress Isabel Brooks for being well-prepared, impressing RuPaul with sketches and swatches.
• Bob: “Mistress Isabel Brooks is very, very good, specifically at RuPaul’s Drag Race, which is a talent in and of itself.” (15:34–15:54)

Notable Moments:

• Selena’s Emotional Walkthrough:
  Carson criticizes Selena for lack of style, causing her to tear up in the workroom.
  • Monet: "I just wanted to jump through the [screen] and give my good girl a hug." (17:07)
• Spice’s Response to Judges’ Critique:
  The duo lampoon Spice’s idea to “just do a longer skirt” when asked to switch up her style.
  • Bob: "Whenever you say, 'I'll just...' RuPaul’s right. When the girls say, 'I’ll just...' it’s gonna be a mess." (16:20)

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Personal & Social Topics

Anetra’s Coming Out Story [17:21]

• Anetra shares she was thrown out of her home, which moves both hosts.
• Monét: "To me, it was like flipping the script. I was like, 'Damn, you just said it was cool.'" (17:49)

Pop Culture and Iconic Drag Race Moments [21:25]

• The queens in the workroom are asked about iconic Drag Race moments; neither Bob nor Monét are mentioned, much to their mock outrage.
  • Bob: “This whole season is a fucking fluke. Y’all are all flops if you don’t recognize us!” (21:30)
• Classic moments discussed include Coco Montrese’s arguments, Go Back to Party City (Phi Phi), Mimi Imfurst vs. Raven, Peppermint vs. Cynthia Lee Fontaine, and Chi Chi DeVayne’s legendary lipsyncs.

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Detailed Runway Review: Category by Category

(Timestamps for each queen’s looks reflect this segment starting at ~29:04)

Mistress Isabel Brooks

• First Look: Racing suit with Drag Race words; debate over whether the text was legible.
  • Bob: “The outfit is literally just the racing suit. Like, it’s pretty straightforward.” (30:54)
• Second Look (“Beach Ball”): Both agree it’s inventive, “really cool, really creative.” (32:25–32:48)
• Third Look: Both praise the fit, the stonework, call her “expensive and well made.” (33:00)

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia

• Neither host loves any look; Bob calls the “bag” (second) look “particularly unflattering.” (34:17–34:39)
• Both note Marcia smartly keeps one makeup look through all three runways.

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx

• First Look: Bob loves the “track” effect; Monet appreciates the silhouette and wishes for new hair (35:45–36:01).
• Second Look: Monet dubs it “a boot,” but Bob defends it as cool, inventive (36:22–36:41).
• Third Look: Monet criticizes the repetitive gown silhouette; suggests more variety (37:15–37:24).

Spice

• First Look: Monet says, “This look is everything. She looks so good.” (38:25)
• Recurring Critique: Bob and Monet both lament her repeated silhouettes and failure to heed RuPaul’s call for versatility (40:05–40:25).

Selena S. Titties

• First Look: Both hosts love it, especially the hair and bang energy (40:36–40:52).
• Second Look: Both call it disastrous; Bob: “It should cost a quarter to look this bad.” (41:06–41:09)
• Third Look: Great idea, not great fit.

Lucy LaDuca

• First Look: An obscure Hanna-Barbera “Penelope Pitstop” reference. Bob is unimpressed (42:04–42:53).
• Second Look: Monet: “Trash, trash, trash, trash.” Bob: “Cannot believe she brought this from home. This is crazy.” (43:11–44:07)
• Third Look: Both note poor construction (mermaid flounce too high).

Luxx Noir London

• First Look: “Fine.” Second look “amazing”—noting the Mugler inspiration and chic execution (45:00–45:17).
• Third Look: Bob prefers outcome over avant-garde effort, but praises her originality.

Sasha Colby

• First Look: Taylor Swift comparisons. Monet dislikes the fit; Bob likes the concept (46:07–46:40).
• Second + Third: Both underwhelmed by construction and fit; debate on accessorizing and whether Sasha “cobbled” her shoes (46:50–47:47).

Anetra

• First Look: Bob: "This is my favorite start your engines look." Cites Kill Bill inspiration (48:04–48:15).
• Second Look: Monet: “Terrible.” Bob disagrees, says it’s just underwhelming (49:45–49:54).
• Third Look: Agreed highlight of the night; Monet dislikes hip appliques, but calls the piece “hot” (50:05–50:20).

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Results & Lip Sync Breakdown

Winner Selection Controversy [51:46]

• Sasha Colby wins the challenge; both Bob and Monét think Mistress Isabel Brooks deserved the win.
  • Bob: “I would have given the win to Mistress over Sasha Colby.” (52:24)
  • Monet: “I agree. I thought she really nailed it.” (52:50)

Bottom Two & Lip Sync [53:05+]:

• The bottom two: Selena S. Titties and Spice, but the hosts think Lucy LaDuca and Marcia should have been up for elimination.
• Spice’s TikTok Confession: Spice claims to “know the song” from TikTok, cueing jokes about generational references (54:35–55:01).
• Both judge the lipsync as “not great,” with little for either queen to do with the song (55:41–56:03).

Lip Sync Outcome & Historic Lip Syncs

• Selena wins; both agree it was deserved but not a landslide.
  • Monet: “Selena can lip sync, and Spice is just literally just throwing herself around the stage, walking around, not knowing the words.” (56:52)
• Bob reminisces about best Drag Race lipsync massacres: Peppermint vs. Cynthia Lee, Chi Chi Devayne vs. Naysha Lopez (57:21–57:54).

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Memorable Quotes and Running Gags

• "You have my full permission. Spill, Monet." – Bob, egging on Monet's tea-spilling (01:52)
• "If someone said, name only one bitch, the first bitch I’m going to say out loud is a bitch named Monet X." – Bob (20:14)
• “Carson, cold ass bitch!” – Monet, on Carson Kressley’s savage critiques (17:07, 60:15)
• "It should cost a quarter to look this bad." – Bob, on Selena’s runway look (41:06)
• "This whole season is a fucking fluke. Y’ all are all flops if you don’t recognize us. We don’t recognize you, bitches." – Bob, not named as iconic by current queens (21:30)
• "She looks expensive. It looks really well made." – Monet, praising Mistress's sewing (33:00)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Show Review Proper Begins (Cutting Ads/Intro): [00:56]
• Loosey LaDuca Tweet Commentary: [02:27]
• 200th Episode Reflection: [03:49]
• Mini Challenge Bants: [07:11]
• Drag Queen Laundry/Fashion Chat: [08:03–13:20]
• Workroom Critiques and Emotional Moments: [15:13–17:21]
• Iconic Drag Race Moments: [21:25–24:40]
• Runway Reviews Begin: [29:04]
• Runway Recap by Queen: [29:57–50:57]
• Challenge Results & Judging: [51:46]
• Lip Sync Segment: [53:05–57:16]
• Best/Worst Lip Syncs Debate: [57:21]
• Spice Goes Home, Final Thoughts: [62:05]

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Final Thoughts & Closing Vibe

Bob and Monét blend strong fashion opinions with wild playful shadiness, honest critiques, Drag Race trivia, and irreverent sidebars (on everything from underwear washing to best lashes). They both agree Mistress was robbed of a win and that the wrong queens may have hit the bottom. The signature Sibling Rivalry comedy shines throughout, featuring savage wit, personal transparency, and a real love for drag culture.

Bob: “Thank you all so much for joining us on another episode of Sibling Watchery. And we’ll see you all next week, all right?” (62:12)

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For fans and first-timers, this episode is a perfect blend of Drag Race expertise, comic candor, and friendship-fueled shade, providing both a recap and a rowdy celebration of RuPaul’s Drag Race’s enduring legacy.

Transcript

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[Monet X Change]

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[Jacob]

Exhale.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Feel your body relax.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

1-800-contacts. I didn't watch the episode of Drag Race on my way here today, so I had to watch it right before the episode. Monat likes to go, did you come to work prepared? Bitch, you weren't even here last week. So start by showing up.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch, you weren't here two weeks ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So start by showing up at all.

[Monet X Change]

You were here two weeks ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were literally free. You were like, I'm just having fun for my birthday. I was working, so let's. Let's please.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch, you were here two weeks ago. And let's not tell the fans the real reason why you weren't here two weeks ago. Cause I'll spill the tea, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Spill the tea.

[Monet X Change]

I'll spill the tea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Spill it. You have my full permission. You know what?

[Monet X Change]

Just for your sake, I won't. But I really want to spill the tea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. The only reason, by the way, Monet's making up a story. Only reason we're here is because our schedules didn't work out. Monet couldn't record, and I could record. She could record and I did.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, Bob, don't do this. Don't do this. Please don't do this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet's putting on the girls. Putting on. I'm gonna reiterate. You have my full permission. Spill Monet.

[Jacob]

He's doing the most. He's on a day we can't talk about it. Let's move on.

[Monet X Change]

Spill. So. Thank you, Jacob. Thank you, Jacob. So corroborated by Bob's sneaky little boyfriend. He's playing for team Monation today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, you too. You both have full. I released you from your NDAs.

[Monet X Change]

Here's my legal relationship with NDAs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go ahead, spill it, Mo. Spill it. If you have it. Anyway, you know what you are? You're Lucy Laduca threatening to win a challenge. It's literally not going to happen.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, did you see her tweet? I'm going to pull up her tweet. Oh, girl loosey Laduca is joining the girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did it say? Should I check it out?

[Shannon Maldonado]

What's her.

[Monet X Change]

What's her. What's her Twitter?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to find a O S, Y. You spelling Lucy wrong? It's L O, O, S E Y. Lucy.

[Jacob]

I got it.

[Monet X Change]

S E L O, O, S E, Y. That's not popping out. You're spelling it wrong, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Take. It's gonna put. No, her name is L O S

[Monet X Change]

E Y. Dick is gonna put it on the screen. Okay, so Lucy Lazuca says, truly sick and tired of this natter. They're building that I was so serious and competitive that I didn't have fun. I laughed so much. And you know somebody's having fun when they tell you, what does it have to take to having fun? That's how you know what, you're having fun. I laugh so much each and every day. On that side with every single the girls, I truly had a blast. But I guess showing us getting along isn't good tv. I was like, yeah, this tweet is proof that you had so much fun, bitch. You were taking this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said, I had so much fun there. There were barely any clips of me not laughing. Barely any. I am so pissed. I am livid. I'm going to eat a small child for lunch. I'm having fun. But anyway, we'll get to that. We will get to that. This episode is a crystal ball. First of all, it is the 200th episode of RuPaul's Drag Race. I was on the.

[Monet X Change]

I know. Isn't that crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was on the 100th episode, and

[Monet X Change]

it's lining up because that was season eight. We were at 16, so 100. 100.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. 100 was the very first episode of season eight. Do you know she kept saying stuff like, if I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times over there.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know what episode of season 10 mine was? Do you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I want to try to do math. Real quick. If I. We had 10 episodes, so we had 110. I don't know if they're counting All Stars. No, I don't know. And I don't think you know either. Quite frankly.

[Monet X Change]

You're right, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And quite frankly, I don't think you know either. But yeah, yeah. 200 episodes. There have been. There have been. But it's kind of weird to think there have been as many episodes since I did Drag Race as there were before I did Drag Race. That's kind of weird to think about.

[Monet X Change]

Why? Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause it feels like a shorter. You know, I don't know why. It just feels weird, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

8 and 8. 8 plus 8 is 16.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but it would be next season. Cause we're on season 15, Monet. This is season 15 of RuPaul's Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, oh, right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New York Public Schools.

[Monet X Change]

I thought New York. I thought we won season 16.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give it up for New Yard. New York Public Schools. No. Anyway, so we are on the 100th episode and we are doing a ball. It is a crystal ball. And Jax has gone home. She has threatened to get. Jax did a good job. Jax did a good job this season. So. So at the fallout, at the top

[Monet X Change]

of the fallout with the Marcia, Marcia said something that. It kind of not gets me mad. I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not like Loosey Laduca mad. But it gets me. Every season they're like, here we are the top nine. Stop making the top bigger and bigger every season for the top seven. Top eight. We are the top 16 girls of season 15.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

It's 16 of y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. Let them, Monet. Some people. This will be their claim. Some people. Some people know they're not gonna make it a top one. Okay? Not. Not everyone can make it the top one, Monet. Okay? Not everyone can. So let. Let these girls enjoy their. It's not even me.

[Monet X Change]

I was. I was. I was the top two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let these girls enjoy their moment.

[Jacob]

You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Men in Black, she goes, I'm gonna start being congenial today. And Spice. Cause I'm gonna start my winning streak today. And Spice says, today I start topping. And baby, that did not age well. Also, neither did MIB's congeniality.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, but I. So we're gonna get to this. But she has this little exchange of RuPaul. I think it's very cute. And it shows also how quick witted Miss Mistress Isabel Brooks is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, mib is very, very, very Quick witted, very clever. She also. But if you watch the top of next week's episode, Lucy's like, if there are bitches, mistress Isabel Brooks is the bitch.

[Monet X Change]

So weren't you called a bitcher season?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I was called annoying, but I wasn't called a bitch. Our bitch was Acid Betty or Derrick Berry.

[Monet X Change]

Right, right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah. That was just you at home calling me a bitch. That was just you by yourself at home, alone, with no one around you supporting you. Also, I want to point out that by this episode, it's episode nine. By this episode, we were one episode away from you winning Drag Race. We were one episode away, and we still have 18 girls, which is wild.

[Monet X Change]

They're doing one of your favorite things this episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the.

[Monet X Change]

Bob's favorite dragon activity, A mini challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't hate mini challenges.

[Monet X Change]

I've never gone on the record saying that you don't like mini challenges. Am I making that up, y'?

[Jacob]

All?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you are. I don't. That wasn't me. I don't. I don't dislike many. I like many challenges. Okay. But the weird thing was that they do some quick drag, which I don't think we've seen from them yet. And Selena. I just remember seeing Selena sniff her panties before she put them on. Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

I put that note, too. I said, selena sniffed her panties before she put them on, which, honestly, guilty. As do I. We all do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not. I mean, my panties are. I usually know they're clean before I put. I don't sniff my panties.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, this whole big debate going around online. Do you wash your clothes every time after you use them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not all of my clothes, but I don't think anyone washes all of their clothes every time they use them. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

What do you wear to go to bed? Do you wear pajamas or do you sleep naked?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wear one pair of underwear.

[Monet X Change]

Do you wash those every night?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never wear underwear more than once, and I don't wear the same pair of underwear to bed. I don't have my. Under my bedtime underwear. I just wear the underwear I was wearing that day. I wear those to bed.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no, but that, that, that. That was all in your. All in your stuff all day. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, what of it?

[Monet X Change]

So there's this big debate on, I think, Good Morning America, Al Roker. Some. Some. He says that he washes his. His pajamas every night. And the other. And the other people are like, that's crazy. And we do, like, every couple of days. And he was like, that's nasty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you. I did wear pajamas, probably wash them. If I did wear pajamas, which I don't. I don't know. I'm trying to fathom what I would do. But if I did wear pajamas, I probably wash them maybe once or twice a week, maybe. But I just. I just wear. I just wear the underwear I wore that day. And.

[Jacob]

Well, the other thing to consider, Caldwell, is that you also shower later in the day. So, like, if you've been working, you come home, you get out of drag. Yeah. You shower, then you put on underwear, and that's the underwear you're usually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I shower at night. I don't shower in the morning, I shower at night. I'm a nighttime shower person. So I shower before bed. So usually. So the underwear. I'm going back and forth. So the underwear. So true. The underwear that I'm wearing are usually underwear that I wore. I showered and I put on new underwear. Then I wake up and I wear those underwear because all I did was sleep in them.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And my boyfriend. No kidding. And. And I.

[Jacob]

Jeans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wore jeans quite a bit. You don't want to wash your jeans every single time. Washing your jeans. Jeans. I wore my jeans.

[Monet X Change]

I wear jeans a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wear jeans maybe like six or more times. Six times. Six to ten times before I wash them. And shirts.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some T shirts I'll wear like twice. Some T shirts I wear unless I'm working out or something. If I go, if I'm sweating, I won't wear it. But if it's a T shirt and I didn't do much, I'll wear it like two times. If it's a nice T shirt, I'll wear it like two times. Two or three times. And then nice shirts, I get them dry cleaned.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I'm pretty much the same thing. Jeans. Yeah. Anyway, that's another point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Tina Burner washes her wigs every time she wears them where she used to.

[Jacob]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She still doesn't now she's doing more styled wigs. Back when she used to do, like, when all of us just wearing, like less impressive wigs, she washed her wig. She would wear new lashes every single.

[Monet X Change]

That is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Time she did drag and she used to. And she used to wash her tights every single time she did drag too, which is like, how do you.

[Monet X Change]

I don't watch my tights every time. I wash my tights every time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If they don't watch every day. As the New York City. We watch them every day. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

No way.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And Some gigs you just don't. Some gigs, you don't sweat that much. So, like, let's say, like, you do, like a host. Like, bad drag queen. You hosted that show. You're not sweating a lot. You're just talking on stage so that I would, like. I wouldn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I would not wear them after the Help, though. At least once a week, I would. Cause the Help was a sweaty night. Also, Saturdays were a sweaty night, so maybe I washed them a couple times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also had multiple pair of tights. I wasn't wearing the sweats. You were.

[Monet X Change]

Right, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah.

[Jacob]

How many uses do you get out of one pair of lashes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I've been wearing ba, baby. When I say recycle, reduce, reuse. Why'd I say recycle, reduce, reuse, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

So before the lashes I was wearing. Well, I have to tell you a story about those. So before this last pair I had, I was wearing those for about two years. I was wearing those for two years. The lashes I just lost in fucking Australia because I got tickety turntable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. Welcome.

[Monet X Change]

And I was. Thank you. I got tickety turn at this white party gig, and I took my D drag at the club when I wanted to get in my white look, my white boy look, and I put them in a plastic cup. I got so drunk, I forgot to fucking pack the lashes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You dressed like a white boy. You did a white boy look. Like, what were you wearing? Like a polo with, like.

[Monet X Change]

Did I say white boy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said my white boy look.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. Why are you wearing out of drag look?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a. Like a van Dutch hat or something. What was your white boy look?

[Monet X Change]

Van Van Dutch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's it called? Von Dutch.

[Monet X Change]

Von Dutch, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you really know your white boy fashion. Excuse me. My bad.

[Monet X Change]

You better get your reads together before you try to come for me. Get your reads together, mama. And this Last year, Layla McQueen made me those lashes when she painted my mug.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I lashes.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the best.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I DM'd her.

[Monet X Change]

I text her immediately. I was like, layla, I need you to make me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She works for someone.

[Monet X Change]

I need you to make me three pairs of lashes. And I will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, when you get.

[Jacob]

What do you mean, make?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you get Layla a gig that will wins her answer Emmy award, then she'll make you lashes. When you get Layla a gig, that wins her an Emmy, when she has another Emmy in this hand and it says a gig you got her, then she'll make you a pair of lashes. In the meantime, she's booked she's booked anyway.

[Monet X Change]

And I said. I said, I will pay you whatever you want if you send me three brand new prison lashes. Because they are the best lashes I've ever had in my life. I love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you. You cut them up. So you cut up a bunch of lashes and you kind of sew, like, so glue them together and it just makes. It gives dimension to them. And Layla does them in a way that they look really full but not too overbearing.

[Monet X Change]

And the longest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the longest I've ever worn a pair of lashes was maybe a year and a half. But I have this new case that I need to stop using that kind of bends into my lashes. So I get like two. I need to switch back to my old cases that I used to do anyway, now. So it's not something where, I mean, we're not fighting. We are going to, like, drag stuff. Let's go. Let's go into this mini challenge. So I love this.

[Monet X Change]

This is they. Yeah, they've reprised this one a couple of times. I like this one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And.

[Monet X Change]

And I think that Anitra and I think Anetra has to me the most impressive one. Like, I was like, oh, this is a really dope way to do it. Like doing the cannonball into the thing. That was very smart. And also Lux. Lux kicking. Vivacious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I wrote. I love Anetra's and I love Lux and her little sound effects she was doing every time she. Yeah, because at first I thought it was when they said vivacious and ornaysha, I was like, why is she kicking her walking in the door? But then it showed that she was kicking her jumping into the pit, which was very. I like the way she did it. Anetra won and I agreed. I agree with her. And then Lucy tells us, and then we find out what the challenge is. And Lucy lets us know that she is going to be the one to beat. She let us know, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we'll talk about that girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they start selling, right?

[Monet X Change]

It starts showing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Anita also said that her inspiration is Kennedy Davenport's dead chicken outfit. And I was like. My initial thought was like, this is a horror. Like, why would you use this as your inspiration? I mean, the finished product we'll talk about. But when I heard that was her inspo, I was like, okay. Which, by the way, you know, Willem owns that outfit now.

[Monet X Change]

Willem how? I mean, Willem owns it. What do you mean? Willem bought it from Kennedy or got

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it from her or was. It was gifted. I don't know. How she got it, but Willem owns it.

[Monet X Change]

That's smart. That is, like, one of the. That's one of the most iconic Drag Race Runway looks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's fierce. I wish I could have gotten myself.

[Shannon Maldonado]

No,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Kennedy was. Kennedy was going through some, and Kenny was selling her drag, and I think she bought it from the drag sale. I think she was selling online. I think. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Work what they do. So as they're all sewing, they're all getting along, they start doing their walk through. Right. And I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

I say I'm very impressed with Mistress coming in. She has a sketch, she has swatches, she has some of the jewels, like, super prepared for what you're going to show.

[Jacob]

Ru.

[Monet X Change]

And cut to me, bitch. When I used to go to the thing, I would go to Bolta fabric. I was like, rupaul. So I'm going to make this yellow thing and make it into a gown. And, like, I was never that prepared. I'm very impressed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it is really. It is really clever the way she does it. She looks quite prepared. Mistress is a very good drag queen. Not only is she a good drag queen, she's very good at Drag Race. Mistress Isabel Brooks is very, very good, specifically at RuPaul's Drag Race, which is a talent in and of itself.

[Monet X Change]

I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also, when they took her to Spice, Spice is like, it's all about the purse. And I was like, ugh, my impact, my impact, Spice. They also say to Spice, we need you to change up your fashion. And she's like, oh, I'll just do a longer skirt.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm like, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, girl, you're not getting the note. You're not getting the note.

[Monet X Change]

You're not, like, immediately think a towel or think a catsuit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She goes, I just think more fabric. And I'll just do. Whenever you say, just. RuPaul's right. When the girls say, I'll just. It's gonna be a mess. I'll just add more fabric.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that. That wasn't wise. And then Selena gets. Goes for. Up for hers. And Selena is. I mean, not like a little tear like Selena is crying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In her defense. Carson looked her in the eye and said. Looked her in the eye and said, if style is not your forte.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said. He looked her in her face and said, if style is not your forte, then maybe simple it down, Pare it down.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I felt so bad. I just wanted to jump through the style and, like, give my good girl a hug. Cause I was like, Damn. I was like, Carson, cold ass bitch felt very hard. Cold ass bitch. It felt very harsh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So during their makeup moments, Anetra reveals to. Anetra reveals to Selena that she was

[Monet X Change]

thrown out of her home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, and, you know, I always hear about people thrown out of their homes, but it never ceases to amaze me or shock me that someone's like, I mean, just thrown out of their home and not even allowed to say goodbye to any of her siblings.

[Monet X Change]

Well, the gag was she told her mom, like, her mom found the stuff, she accepted her, and then was like, actually, n. It's not cool. You got to go. Like, to me, it was like. It was like the flipping the script. I was like, damn, you just said it was cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, you're making everyone uncomfortable. Are these not my siblings? Everyone can come talk to me. You act like you're the ambassador, and I can't talk to my own fucking brothers and sisters and stepfather bitch. They can come tell me if they're uncomfortable with me. And then she still represented her on the Runway. I said I wouldn't represent this. I mean, I'm not going to call her mother any names. They're probably cool.

[Monet X Change]

Now, Bob, you've called my family members bitches, but you can call Anisha's mama bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I've called your mom a bitch.

[Monet X Change]

No, not. Not like. Not like. Not like that way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you were like, I've never been like this bitch. I don't think I've said that about your. I feel like. I feel like I have not been

[Monet X Change]

like, my family members. I didn't say my mom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, maybe. Maybe a cousin or something. Yeah, sure. A cousin. A niece.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, oh, oh, sure. Your grandmother. Fine. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your grandmother. I've never called your. I have never called your. I don't know that I've called anyone in your family a, but I know for a fact I have not called your mom or your grandma a. And I'd be like, in this. That is. I would not even. I did not say that. You better. You better paint a false narrative with nothing to back it up. I've been on. By the way, I've been on debate TikTok lately. I somehow landed on, like, debate TikTok,

[Monet X Change]

and honestly, what's debate TikTok?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been getting my life. It's where you go on tik Tok, and you, like, post a background and it says something like. You put something like, black lives matter. Let's talk about it. And then someone comes in and, like, Talk. You talk back and forth about it. I've done, like, religion and. And. And talk about trans rights. And speaking of trans rights, girl, this fucking Tennessee H9 or whatever, the bill is so crazy. And girl, girl, like, we work in Tennessee.

[Monet X Change]

Who's we?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ain't never been to Tennessee, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, okay. Like, actively, like, you see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who the fuck is we? Monetize. Who the fuck is we?

[Monet X Change]

Like, active, actively, like, right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. I'm in the Tennessee Repertory Theater Company. No, bitch, like, people, like, fucking is it now.

[Monet X Change]

You will not stop calling me a bitch. You have called me a bitch four times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I call you. Okay, to be clear, I call you bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I'm part of my family. I'm part of my family.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Agreed.

[Monet X Change]

I've got no family, no home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All I'm saying is I've never called your mom a bitch. That's all I'm saying. I call you a bitch all the time because you are a bitch. If I know. If I know of one bitch, if someone said, name only one bitch, the first bitch I'm going to say out loud is a bitch named Monet X. Bitch ass bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Monet bitch ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad. Yeah, I want to say this.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, back to anitra. Her mom and stuff. I was like, also, if I. If I was with someone, I had kids and one of my kids had the audacity to be straight, I would be like, you gotta go. You're making everyone else uncomfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're making me straight. Kids don't know if I have a son and he's straight. You're leaving as soon as I found out. As soon as I find out.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you're making everyone else uncomfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the best. You better become non binary, honey. Cause I ain't having me. I ain't having no cisgender straight niggas in my house doing nothing.

[Monet X Change]

Absolutely not. Making me your dad, your little gay ass, lesbian sister. We're all feeling comfortable that you're straight, so it's time for you to go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I go home, I make my nephew leave.

[Monet X Change]

Camion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bless you. I don't want nobody straight into my presence, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Well, and then mistress get the conversation going. They start talking about, like, iconic Drag Race moments, and they can't name themselves.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't mention either one of us. I'm gagged. They didn't say Monet. They didn't say Bob, obviously. This whole season is a fucking fluke. Y' all are all flops. Lucy's mad. Mib's a Bully. You're all fucking flops if you don't want to recognize us. We don't recognize you, bitches.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they said. Bob and Monet. What.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are some of your favorite moments from Drag Race?

[Monet X Change]

Most of my iconic moments. I think season five has so many. They mentioned the Coco Montrese one. I love Go back to Party City where you belong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love Guess what Mimi we did with Raven. Guess what Mimi we did. I mean, that fight was wild.

[Monet X Change]

James falling on a Tyra, twirling with their fabric, making the wedding dress in the room, singing, and Tatiana getting singing Halo. That was a good one. Vixen and Aquaria fight. I mean, that was a great one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went back and rewatched Rewatch season. Like a clip from season five.

[Monet X Change]

Rewatched.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rewatched Season five Untucked Episode or just a clip. And the way they were shading Jinx was crazy. Like, how they was talking to Jinx and then Detox came in and was like, if I go home to you, I'm gonna be fucking pissed. And then Roxy was like, yeah, you need to go home, Jinx. And Alaska was like, yeah, it was. She was in the top three with four. With three people who thought she was just shit. They were like. And she really sat there and did that whole, wow, I wouldn't have been as friendly as Maitri Mama Morton, ok? I would have been Velma Kelly in that bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, I've never seen Chicago. You know, I need to, like, see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've seen the movie.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna go see it. No, I haven't seen the movie. I'm gonna go see Jinx this week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ever seen the movie Chicago?

[Monet X Change]

I haven't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did Jinx come see you? Did Jinx come see you?

[Monet X Change]

She did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then fuck that bitch. She's getting enough support. She's done Good Morning America. She'll be fine. I mean, I went to go see her. I mean, I went to go see her. It was great.

[Monet X Change]

And I heard she wanted. She wanted. She wanted you removed. That's what I heard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She tried to get me removed, but, honey, they can never get me kicked out of a theater. Honey, I am New York. They said there's a New York City icon in the building.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, this is a New York City. I can't. And I can't with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, the MTA called up the iconic New Yorkers to make voices on the subway. And my voice was on the subway, Miss Mama. Me and Jerry Seinfeld. Me and Jerry.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's because I declined. Baby, Know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was me, Seinfeld, Nas, and Alana Glazier. Where were you?

[Monet X Change]

Just. Cause I declined, baby. Know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. To quote Lil Kim,

[Jacob]

bitch,

[Monet X Change]

what is what. That's all you have for your iconic moments. None of the later ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I really enjoy. I mean, obviously, if you don't have stock quality, baby, then get the fuck out.

[Monet X Change]

Did Vanjie say that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that was Kandy Muse. If you don't have stock quality, get the fuck out.

[Monet X Change]

How is your Vanjie and your Candy the same person?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're not the same. Ms. Vanjie is. I'm going to show you what you not gonna do. And my actual Kandi music. She goes, okay.

[Monet X Change]

When did Candy become mushmouth from Fat Albert girl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kandy is the Tasmanian Devil. Kandy literally was one of the only people who doesn't have a. Like, Kandy was the only person with an American accent that had subtitles throughout the whole season. Eddie is the only person who has an American accent who had subtitles under her the entire season.

[Monet X Change]

I want to say this too. When they got dressed for the Quick Drag challenge, I don't know why Marsha chose such a scary look. She looked crazy. I was like, why is she bald?

[Jacob]

I don't.

[Monet X Change]

She. It was. It was very scary look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that. I think people take. I think people take Quick Drag too seriously. People will be really trying to get up in drag. Like, really be trying to, like, Miss Cracker. It's. It's. I'm like, y'.

[Jacob]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's full of, like. The point of Quick Drag is to be silly. Like, why y' all trying to look so. I don't get why you're trying to look so stunning for a Quick drag challenge. The point is, that's their drag, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

Let them do their drag. How to do their drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well, then let's not critique anything. Let's just shut the podcast down. Like, what the. Shut. Shut the up.

[Monet X Change]

This.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The whole. That's the point of this podcast. Mo. We are not.

[Monet X Change]

I do not judging the girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're not judging your drag. We're just stretching your drag as how it pertains to the competition. Is that a lot? Draga is Dragula. Do you even watch the show?

[Monet X Change]

Of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Name one contestant from Dragula. Just one. One. I'll wait.

[Monet X Change]

What's the name? Cornbread. Cornbread, I think Meatball. Meatball.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitter.

[Monet X Change]

Bet. Dahlia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Dolly. Not Dahlia.

[Monet X Change]

Dolly. Sorry. Dolly. The bitch that came for me from New York. What's her name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't remember her name, y'.

[Shannon Maldonado]

All.

[Jacob]

That's right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did y' all ever make up?

[Jacob]

I knew who it is. It was Zafuletta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did y' all ever make up? Zafuletta, Did y' all ever make up? Do you want to apologize now that you have the moment? Do you want to apologize?

[Monet X Change]

Do you want to apologize to Tamisha Iman for everything you did between me and her? The rift you caused between our friendship?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I apologize to me. Shimon and I would like you to be friends again.

[Monet X Change]

But do it again. Do it again. One more time, just in case you missed it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tamisha, I apologize. For what? For causing a friction between you and Monet X Change. Monet, apologizing is not hard for me. It's hard. You have a hard time. Apologizing is not a hard apology.

[Monet X Change]

You see, I apologize when I'm talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then apologize to me right now. Then apologize to me right now.

[Monet X Change]

For what? For what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. Case closed, you, Honor. Let's move on. Let's move on. Case closed. Case closed. Apologies are easy for me.

[Jacob]

See?

[Monet X Change]

Cause you one of them niggas that just be apologizing when you're not sorry. I'm not one of those kind of niggas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, first of all, know that you may not be sorry, but you look black like that. You look sorry as hell.

[Jacob]

So this week, the Runway is a ball challenge. So we have three different looks on the Runway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, do you want to apologize for not wearing my sweater ever?

[Jacob]

And again, that's 30 Runway looks that

[Bob the Drag Queen]

we have to get through. And if we're trying to do this in an hour, we have one minute

[Jacob]

to talk about each Runway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to apologize for not wearing my sweater. Yes or no? Quick, quickly. We have to move on.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apologies. Yeah, some of us can apologize. Some of us don't mind.

[Monet X Change]

Let's get into Sweet Runway lurks. Sweet bitch, you are a chaos agent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, before we go into Runway, we cannot go any further until we talk about RuPaul's performance.

[Monet X Change]

I thought it was great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it was good. I mean, I think RuPaul did a good job. I mean, was it. Did she do a backflip into a kick? I don't think we expect that RuPaul. I don't think that's RuPaul's. Yeah, I don't think that's Ru Paul's gift is her acrobatics and her ability to, you know, do crazy performances. I think that RuPaul looked good, and I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch. This Look, I said, RuPaul, oh, my God. It's giving, like. Like, it's very sexy for Ru, I was like, oh, my God. This is very sexy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Ruth is showing a lot of leg lately. I don't love this hair, though. I do not love this hair on Roux.

[Monet X Change]

Really. I mean, it's. It's just like his other one. This is just a white. Like, I feel like RuPaul wears this silhouette very often as a silhouette of hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said what? I said, I don't like this hair.

[Monet X Change]

Carson always looks very sharp, and I love what the guest judge is wearing. I think that looks very cute. I love this ostrich in the middle. Like a burst of ostrich.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her and Michelle both wearing white pants.

[Monet X Change]

I just realized that, yeah, Michelle looks fucking great. Did you see what Michelle wore to this award show? It's like this, like, stoned deconstruction, British flag look. Yeah. Union Jack. I was like, michelle looks great. Come on, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's go into the contestants. So Mistress Isabel Brooks, her first look. I think it's fine. Like, you know what I don't like is that. That none of what she has on her body is legible.

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean? You can. I mean, if I'm. Yes, you. We're. We're reading it right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't.

[Monet X Change]

Who the fuck is Heather, really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why? I was having a hard time reading them. It's not. It's not to me. And I was watching it on screen. You know, I have a massive screen in my living room, and I was like, they're just not. I saw ew and I saw.

[Monet X Change]

I saw proportionizing. I mean, I saw them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They weren't all legible to me. I'm sure if I was sitting in the room with her, they'd be leg. But also, in my opinion, this is tv. That's why you'll notice on Drag Race when people have things written out, they're massive. They're huge. Like, Eureka wears those things where it has, like, massive words going on the front. Someone has it on their back. I think that it should be that the word should be bigger, in my opinion.

[Monet X Change]

Bigger. Bigger. Big girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the outfit is. The outfit is literally just the racing suit. Like, it's. It's pretty straightforward. So I don't. I'm not in love with the first look.

[Monet X Change]

I thought that this was a good look. I thought that the things were legible. I thought that it was. She was using all the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You like this look.

[Monet X Change]

Would you ever wear This, I would wear that. I mean, for the, for the challenge, right? You were supposed to re. Envision RuPaul's look. So it's the same RuPaul colors, but she is, you know, doing what she. She's paying homage to the former big girls on the show who paid the way for her, who are from Drag Race. So I think that is RuPaul's. Is, isn't. Isn't it red, black and white?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, they probably recolored a few times, but from What I understand, RuPaul's is pink.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I, I thought it was red, black and white.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me see RuPaul's Drag Race RuPaul logo. Or it's going to go back to the logo of the channel. I mean, she's, she probably worn a few. I know there was a pink one for sure.

[Monet X Change]

I know there was a pink one. There's also, there's. Yeah, see, this one is red here. It's changed a few times. They like recolored it for different things.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I think she had different ones for different things. Like the Tweeter trophy is definitely red.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They just keep photoshopping it. Or do you think it's like in

[Jacob]

the theme song, it's pink.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's the same when they've just photoshopped it. Yeah, it's the RuPaul colors, so different colors. So I think it makes sense for the challenge. And I like this look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It makes sense. It's just, it's just, it's just not that nice. I love this beach ball look. This beach ball look is so expensive. It's really creative.

[Monet X Change]

It's very cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have not seen this. It looks really, really cool. And I think if this was on the ball ball, it would have won that episode.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. I think this is a very good look. I think it's very hot. She looks sexy. Taking those big ass beach balls, making them. Her tits proportionizing. I think she looks great, honestly. I think it's one of the cooler looks that we've seen this season. Like really inventive and something that very

[Bob the Drag Queen]

unexpected and it's probably hot as shit.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch. Sweating, sweating, bouquet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And her third look looks good too. She looks really good.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think, I think it looks great. I love this. These titties look good. The dress fits are really great. How she embellished the bottom of it with the stones there, embellishing her shoulders or her arms with the, with those, with those crystals. I think she looks great. She looks expensive. It looks really well made.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go into Marcia. Marcia. Marcia. You know, I can just go across the board and say, I don't really love any of these looks. Like we can go into details, I guess. But, yeah, I don't really love.

[Monet X Change]

What was the second one supposed to be?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're just. I don't know. They're just, like, sacks or something. They're just like.

[Jacob]

Yeah, it's the back ball.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But they're just. But they're just like. They're just like. Like. Like burn.

[Monet X Change]

This is like burlap. Yeah, burlap bags, like, the sack. So, yeah, the first one, I think, is a little too far from the RuPaul look. It's like. But I guess it's like you doing it, so I guess it does make sense. I love her hair and her makeup looks very pretty. Bitch. And she's smart. She kept that same purple makeup for all three looks. Cause usually in between these y', all, when they have the ball challenges, you have roughly between, like, 30 and 45 minutes to change. Like, like, that's makeup and outfit, and they time it so everyone has the same amount of time. So she's like, bitch, I'm not fucking around with this makeup. I'm gonna keep this purple. And it works for all of them. But, yeah, nothing is super exciting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm trying to remember if I. If I. I don't think I changed my makeup during between my looks. I was also in the bottom, so I guess have that worked out for me. Yeah, you know, I. I just. I don't. I don't like either one of these look. That middle look is particularly unflattering and just upsetting, quite frankly. I'm like, really?

[Monet X Change]

All that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like it. Do you find anything flattering about that look? This middle look, the bag look.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I'm looking at it. It goes in, and it accentuates her hips. And I think that's if I remember, because the pic we have. Her hands are up. But if I remember correct, it, like, was bigger on the shoulders. So her hips on her shoulders are bigger, which made Gia waist a little small. I don't think it's unflattering. I think her middle look, to me, is her strongest one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks like an outfit made in muslin, which is kind of like the fabric that they use when you are getting your outfits, like, made for you. It's this, like, really cheap fabric, and they'll make a mock version. So it just looks like she's wearing a muslin dress. And if you just look up muslin dress. It's basically a dress you've seen before, but, like, you make it out of the cheapest fabric possible for a fitting and then you pattern off of that. But I do not like this look. Let's go on to Malaysia. Babydoll Foxiana. I love her. Her first look. I think it. I think it looks really. It's an interesting take on it. It looks like the. Like maybe like a track going around her body or something. That's. I think she looks really cool. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I think this. Again, I like seeing these different silhouettes from Malaysia because as we see in the third one, she love a gown. Malaysia, the last thing she would do, she will wear a gown. So I think her first thing she

[Bob the Drag Queen]

does is last thing she was wearing. Updo. Malaysia will wear her. Her hair will be in an updo. Hell or high water, her hair will

[Monet X Change]

be in an updo and she will wear a gown. And I like that she has a helmet. I think her first look is her strongest look. It looks very. It's very flattering on her body. She looks very sexy. I wish her hair was different, though, to that point of an up to it. The hair could have been different to make it feel really fresh for her. This second look. I'm sorry, it's a boot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like it.

[Monet X Change]

You like the second look?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I liked it. I thought it looked really cool. I thought it was. I think it's cool that it's made out of hair. I think that it looks really. I think it looks like a cool look. I actually like this look a lot, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

I think it would have been good without that. Should. That. That. That sleeve thing, the shawl sleeve makes. It really is ugly. I think she did everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not a shawl sleeve. It was. It was a cape. It went. It went over the whole thing. Then she took it off one side. It wasn't just on one arm. It was a cape.

[Monet X Change]

Really. I don't remember. I remember not. I remember not liking this look. And I think I don't like that. And then her third one, Malay. Come on. Another gown. Malaysia could have done something else. Give us like a top and a high skirt. Like, give us a peplum. Like, Malaysia has worn so many gowns, and if we're going to read Spice wearing the same silhouette, we got to come from Malaysia too. Like, you got to give us something different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, the third look is not great. And it's pretty. Pretty plain if it was like a really stunning gown. But it's Kind of a plain gown. So.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And even. Even a variation on this gown. Like, give us, like, a gown with a big mermaid tail or give us, like, something like a high, low, like something different. And it looked like she saw is Mistress and Mistress Isabelle Brooks doing the shoulder things with the beads, the crystals, and she did it, too. And hers looks like the wish version. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How you know, Mistress didn't see her

[Monet X Change]

do it because one looks good, one looks bad, and I'm judging the one that looks good as the one that tried to do it first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, you know, maybe the one that's done first was done really fast, and then she had more time to try to perfect it.

[Jacob]

Hmm.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting. I'm not buying that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

During Black History Month. Wow, Monet, you really chose.

[Monet X Change]

It's not Black History Month. But it is. It is. It is March 2nd.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Today is February 26th. I'm like, Monet's not going to Gaslight, y'. All.

[Monet X Change]

The episode comes out a hard second. It's March 2nd.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My phone right there.

[Monet X Change]

The episode comes out on March 2nd,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and I just showed it on the screen.

[Monet X Change]

Little boyfriend probably hacked the mainframe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm. Let's move on to spice.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, spice. This first look is everything. This first look is. She looks so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like the Ding A Ling thing, but I also just didn't really care for the.

[Monet X Change]

Dang.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a. I didn't care for the song Ding a Ling, and I'm not like. I'm not like, ooh, Ding A Ling's back.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wasn't like. I've been waiting to hear about Ding a Ling since episode one, and I also just kind of think it's, like, kind of not a funny joke, like, where they put my dingling.

[Monet X Change]

I don't even know. I don't know what song you're talking about. I have no idea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On episode one, she performed a song called Ding a Ling, and it's about like, where's my ding a Ling? I just don't think it's funny. So I wasn't interested in that. But outside of that, she looks very, very nice. I like this outfit a lot.

[Monet X Change]

This second look, too. Her hairball, the ball, whatever look. This looks very good, too. It is very. I think this is very well done. The hair again, it is a high skirt and some midriff, but, like, she got ready, and that's all she packed. She's like, every silhouette from every Runway is going to be similar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, what she wants to see her abs she said, I have abs, and

[Monet X Change]

you will see them. The hair was so cool, though, and the colors look so good, but I just hate that the silhouette is similar again. But this is a good look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like this look. And her third look is. I mean, the truth is, I don't think any of these looks are bad. I don't think her third looks. I mean, it's kind of boring. I do think the skirt is very poorly made. You know what? Actually, you know, this third. The skirt is very poorly made, but it's not, like, bad. And I think the purse is also kind of hideous too. So I guess I don't like this look. The third look's not great, but I wouldn't, like, vomit if I saw it. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And then. And she got the note from RuPaul. RuPaul said, so a lot of your looks have been the same. And RuPaul is basically telling her, bitch, for this design challenge, give us something different. Like, RuPaul, literally. Not literally, for all intents and purposes, told her to give us to give the judges versatility, and she gave them something similar to what she always does. So to me, that was a kiss of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said, I heard fabric, so I just added more fabric.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go to Selena. S titties. So I love her first look. Her first look, I really loved.

[Monet X Change]

I thought it was good. I thought it was cute, too. The hair was really great. I love. I love the banginess of this. I think she looks great. I love this. This first look, too. She looks really lovely. This second look should burn as hell, Mama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is garbage. This is bad. This is a bad look.

[Monet X Change]

And I love Selena so much, but I just can't believe that she wore this look. She brought this from home, you know, that's so tough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It should cost a quarter to look this bad. This is.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is not a good look. I cannot. Yeah. And I can't believe she saw it and was like, I'm served. I can't believe that she either made it or got it made and was like. And was like, put the last thing on and was like, exactly. Exactly what I had in my head. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to her third look. And I thought this was especially for where she was working on the work, what we saw. I thought this looked so good. The fit was just bad. If the fit was better, it would have been. I would. I was like, this is hot. This is so sexy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. It's just. It's just ill fitting. But I do love the idea. And I think she looks really beautiful.

[Monet X Change]

She looks gorgeous. She looks really, really, really good just to fit. What fucked her up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's all. It's all. It's all about the fit, baby. Let's go on to the queen who thought she'd win it all, Lucy Laduca.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so a lot of people didn't get this. Her first look. Y'. All. Do you. This is a reference. It is from that. The Hanna Barbera cartoon, like, Wack Erasers, whatever it is. And this, she's doing the character from that. And as soon as I saw it, I was like, oh, my God, I love that person. But I don't. I don't remember the name of who she is, but I know exactly the references. And I love this first look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought she was doing Mario Kart Kashich on Rainbow highway, and she kind of looks like Princess Peach a little bit. That's what I thought. Is it Rainbow Road on Mario Kart?

[Monet X Change]

It is, but I think that she didn't. I think because of copyright, she was trying to, like, say all, so she

[Bob the Drag Queen]

just named another copywritten. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I mean, this look is fine. I don't get the reference.

[Monet X Change]

Penelope, pit stop. Penelope, pit stop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't get the reference. But I do think even outside of the reference, it should still look. I mean, it looks fine. I don't like. I'm not like, ooh, I gotta get me some Penelope Pitstop in my life. You know what I mean? But I don't particularly love this look. But it's whatever. It's whatever. To me, her second look.

[Monet X Change]

Her second look is not trash, trash, trash, trash, trash. This is not a good look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't let me talk. You won't let me talk this way about Selena. When I talk the way you talk about her about Selena, you be like, no, I did not.

[Monet X Change]

I literally said Selena's second look was terrible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, it should cost a quarter to look this bad. And you said, oh, my God, Lucy pops up and you're like, trash, gutter bitch. Trash. Honestly, I hope. Honestly, I hope something bad happens to her because of how much I hate this look. No, I can't believe she bought this from home. I cannot believe she bought this from home. This is crazy. This is. First of all, this is the look that landed. That almost landed Robbie Turner in the bottom because she also chose to do the dog. The dog look from the bag. No, no, she did the dog ball, but she chose dog bags. No, sorry. That was misinformation. But I just cannot believe she bought this look from home. It's not good.

[Monet X Change]

It's very bad. And then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it's so plain.

[Monet X Change]

So plain. Like, she lifted off the top, like this bag, flower, crown thing. Yeah. Terrible. And her third look she made is not good either. That mermaid should have been lower. It should. It should be about where your knees are at. And hence, I think she ran out of. Or she misjudged because I think the whole dress was meant to be like 3 inches longer. That's what it looks like to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't like this outfit. I don't like any of either of these, which is unfortunate because she was like, this is my weak. Or her and her and Spice. Her and Spice were like, this is our weeks, baby. Y' all better watch out. Cut to Lux London Noir. You know, her first look is fine.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I'd say it's fine, too. I like that she brought out the prop with the racing prop. I thought that was cute. But, yeah, I would say it's fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like her second look.

[Monet X Change]

Her second look was amazing. I think she looks so, like, she

[Bob the Drag Queen]

should be on a Runway or something. She looks really, really good.

[Monet X Change]

And I didn't like plans of putting this side by side with Naomi's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what it looks like. That's what it looks like.

[Jacob]

Which is also. It's based off of Mugler piece.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Mugler piece.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And her third line.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like it.

[Monet X Change]

I like that she, like, went somewhere different than no one else did and tried to do something that was so avant garde. I really like her third look a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I prefer outcome over effort, personally.

[Monet X Change]

You don't think it looks good at all?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think it looks bad. I said it looks fine. I literally said it looks fine. I wish she could have walked better in it. She said it was really delicate. So I'm like, I don't want you to sacrifice your walk for a look that's just fine. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

I wonder how she made that. Is that since she does. She just got a whole bunch of hot glue and, like, put it on a thing to make that. It's very well done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go into Sasha Colby. Sasha Colby.

[Monet X Change]

This first look. No, I like it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it looks like something Taylor Swift would wear to an award show. When Taylor Swift was wearing these two

[Monet X Change]

piece gowns, I. I remember, but this doesn't like that. This looked like Taylor Swift got. If she. If it was sold at Rainbow. I did not think this looks good. It looks. It was ill fitting in when she was wearing it. It was ill fitting in the hip front tummy area. And I did not. This does not look expensive. Doesn't look great to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't. I didn't. I didn't notice that. I think it looks nice.

[Monet X Change]

Her body and her face look amazing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like the outfit. I don't like her second look, though. You know what it is? But I have a bias. Well, putting things on their head. I hate when people just put. I hate when people put a thing on their head. I hate when people glue stuff to their shoes, especially if you have big feet. And I hate when you put Brita filter.

[Monet X Change]

Remember when Brita filter put the whole.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would not stop. Well, she wouldn't stop gluing stuff to her feet. Her Brita has, like size 16 shoes. And when people put things on her head to match the theme of her outfit, I just don't like it. But I do love her. But I do love her third look a lot.

[Monet X Change]

I don't look at that skirt. Just looks like fabric draped around her waist with a belt with it. The things on her. On her. On her upper arms for biceps. I was like, what is that? I do not like this third look. I don't see it. Her shoes are amazing, but she brought those from home. So I don't like this third look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is an assumption. You don't. You don't know what kind of. What kind of shoes. Maybe.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, maybe she's a. Maybe she's a cobbler. She made those in the work room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe Colby cobbler. Sasha cobbler.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I think her second or third looks are not good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm so gagged that she cobbler third.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gagged that she missed which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Final look. Anitra. Her first. This is. Anitra is my favorite. Like, start your engines Look. My favorite one. This is my favorite one.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. She looks like. She looks like Uma. She's like Beatrix Kiddo in Kill Bill. I like that you can see her panties through it. I like that it's yellow. I like that she has that yellow streak in her hair.

[Monet X Change]

It was very sexy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to. I hope you're not triggered by the fact that it looks a little bit like Manila in the hair with the streak in her hair.

[Monet X Change]

Why would Manila trigger me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because she almost sent you home because you were this close to going home.

[Monet X Change]

Because you were close to getting close by Derrick Berry. Every time you see Derrick Barry headlining Vegas. Every time you see Derrick Barry on the Internet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because she had your lipstick because she had your lipstick in her fucking hands. Honey, you almost got the Derrick Berry

[Monet X Change]

almost said your ass home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You back me feel, honey. Manila almost. Manila almost handed you your ass, honey, you better be lucky. You better be lucky that she did not get the opportunity to fucking send your black ass

[Monet X Change]

anyways with Anetra. I did not notice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to thank Manila for not sending. You want to thank Manila for not sending you home right now. You want to thank her.

[Monet X Change]

I did not realize that Anetra had so much in her cocktail. She is Japanese, Filipino, Puerto Rican, and white. And I was like, I knew this bitch was racially ambiguous. I. I clearly. With all these things running through her veins, I was like, if Anetra told me she was any of those things or black, I would be like, oh, yeah, she's. She's. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you notice she didn't say she. So Anetra chose. Out of all the things to be. She chose not to be black. She chose to be every other. She said British, Japanese. She said Icelandic, German, Mars. She said Iceland. She said Mars. She's part Jupiter. She's. She literally chose not to be black during black history.

[Monet X Change]

You're sick. You're sick. Her second look was terrible. Not a good look. It was terrible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Good. I don't think it was terrible.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think it was terrible. I think it was terrible. I don't like this look at all she does. She just. She just put some. Some fucking shit on her titties and the thing on her hips. I get the gun drop belt thing, but I did not think this is a good look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say it wasn't giving candy ball, but. But this last look is probably. Is one of my favorite things from the Runway from this week. I think of all the things that were made of all the things that were made there is my favorite thing that was made there this week.

[Monet X Change]

I love that look. I hated those. Did you see when she put those appliques on her hips? It was. The dress was so sexy without those applique. Why she put those circular appliques on her hips? It wasn't needed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't notice them.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I noticed it hard. And this dress, like, you know where she got her inspo from? This right where Ora Mayori, remember or mayor is black. Black gown with the. With the spikes on her back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I've seen lots of people do rip. Do spines down their gowns. I've seen it done before, so maybe it's worrying, but I've seen. I've seen multiple people do jeweled spines down the back of a gown before.

[Monet X Change]

I've never seen it before. Or Mayori had.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had. But I think she looks really good, though. And then we find out that the winner of what.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, who's your favorite? Who's your favorite second look? I think Mistress has my favorite second look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My second favorite. Yeah. Mistress has my second favorite look. Of all the looks made there, I think out of all the things that have ever been made at RuPaul's Drag Race, I'm going to give. Of all the seasons, I'm going to give the number one thing made on set to Utica for the sleeping Bad dress.

[Monet X Change]

I would agree. I agree with that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm going to. It's either. It's either going to be Utica or Lala Ri.

[Monet X Change]

Can you be serious for once?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'll be serious. Lala Ri.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so we find out that the winner of this week's challenge is Sasha Colby. Do you agree?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I would have given it to either Anetra or Mistress. Um, I feel like. Hold on. Actually, I would have given it to Mistress. I think each of Mistress's looks was. Was good. Although, even though her first look is in my. It's a little simple. I don't think she missed at all. I don't think she had a single mission. Well, the word's not being super legible, but apparently it's not a thing. Apparently. Apparently, you and your perfect vision can read words from across the street.

[Monet X Change]

I do have 2020 vision.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Ableism. Okay. Ableist.

[Monet X Change]

It's not my Able. Carrots. Eat your carrots.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. Well, some of my money. My teeth hadn't grown in my teeth. I was one of the kids with no teeth in the front for a long time.

[Jacob]

Gerber.

[Monet X Change]

Gerber. Gerber has a. Has a remedy for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're dragging my mom for not. Wow. You dragging my mother for like, she just called my mom bitch. You just call my mom a bitch.

[Jacob]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Full, full circle. No, I would have given the win to. To Men in Black over Sasha Colby.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. I thought she really nailed it. I thought she fucking killed him. I was gagged when Ru said Sasha Kobe. I was like, anyway, ciao.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we find out that the bottom two queens are Selena, STDs and Spice. And as we start.

[Jacob]

Mm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, if I gotta be really honest, if we're still going episode by episode, as opposed to looking at Your body of work. I actually would've made the bottom two. Marcia. Marcia. Marcia and Lucy Laduca.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I could see that. I could see that as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's who I would've made the bottom two, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

I could see that. I would have put. I definitely Loosey. Should have absolutely fucking been in the bottom and I would have put either Marcia. Selena's second look was just so bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do think Marcia would have scrubbed Lucy in the lip sync, though. Marcia would have embarrassed. Would embarrass Lucy in the lip sync. I'd be like, damn, y', all, this is hard to watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do think the worst look of the evening is. Is Selena's Moneyball look. I do think it is legitimately the. So, yeah, actually I would do. I would do maybe. Maybe Lucy and. And Selena.

[Monet X Change]

But Selena's first look at her third look was so strong, though. I mean, I know her third look didn't fit well, but it was really. It was a really beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, it's hard. You know, I don't envy RuPaul. I'm glad I'm in position. It's just that. What. You know what it is, actually, I'm gonna take Marsha back out because, I mean Selena out and put Marshall back because I didn't have any. Like, okay. None of Marshall's looks were as bad as the second look, but none of her looks were as good as Selena's best look.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Marsha and Lucy, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We found it. We found a Selena and Spice. And when. When they hear the song, Spice says, I know this song because me and Sugar did a tick tock to it once. She was. I was like, girl. It's literally by a multiple Grammy winning artist. Like, like, it's not. It's not just like, oh, this is that TikTok song. This is Lil Nas X. Who. Who. Who holds the world record for having a song at number one, the longest on Billboard. Like, girl.

[Monet X Change]

And. And then she also. But I mean, she said that. And maybe it was just my eyes, but it didn't look like she knew the words.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not. No, it wasn't your eyes. Because you remember, you have perfect. Remember you have 2020 vision. Remember your eyes don't deceive you. You. You let us. You. You let all of us glasses wear and bitches know that you have perfect vision. Even though you're cosplaying as a person with bad vision right now with glasses on that you don't need. Interesting. You Want to grab some crutches and use those, too? You're not frozen, Monet. So they lip sync. And you know, this was not a great lip sync.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't. Well, this song is like, what do you do with that song, really? You know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Monet, according to you, you can make a. If making a glass of water could be entertaining, then certainly you can entertain with this song. If making a glass of water could just be the sickening, funniest thing in the world, then assure a lil Nas x song can be at least a little entertaining. Right, Monet?

[Monet X Change]

Well, in Bottega's special, he does a whole water bit, and it is very funny. And you know what? He times it, and it's 60 seconds. So what's up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, my head is less than waterbed. You know what? Waterbed. What part of the water?

[Monet X Change]

No, no, he has a good one. You're gonna see it on March 2nd. You're seed on March 2nd. And. But you're gonna gag. Mateo said, bitch, hold my purse. Mateo said, bitch, hold my purse, hold my punchline.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sure Mateo is using his time at the sold out Beacon Theater to test out his water theory so that Monet can win an argument. I'm sure that's what Mateo is doing.

[Monet X Change]

I can't wait. I cannot wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we find out that the winner is Selena s Titties. And I agree, but not like. Not like she's eight. It wasn't like she destroyed Spice. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I think so. Spice is just not a good dancer. She's not a good lip syncer, whereas Selena is a good dancer. And not that it was dancer inquiring, but Selena can lip sync, and Spice is just literally just throwing herself around the stage, walking around, not knowing the words. So I think Selena definitely bested Spice. It was, to me, was like a. Ooh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She. She did best her. But she didn't like. It wasn't like. It wasn't like, damn, she got like,

[Monet X Change]

like, like, like Monet and Dusty Ray bottoms.

[Jacob]

But I mean, also, this isn't. This isn't a song you can really bust out to like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, honestly, one of the most. One of the most, like, ferocious lip syncs in the. I think the biggest, like, slayage, in my opinion, in the history of Drag Race when a queen just got, like, pummeled into the ground was Peppermint versus Cynthia Lee Fontaine, and they were doing a music by Madonna that was insane.

[Jacob]

I was also Chichi Devane versus

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Naysha Lopez.

[Jacob]

Lopez, that was.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, that was good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was there one that you love when people.

[Monet X Change]

When people edited it and when she does the cartwheel, she throws, like, something at Naysha, and Naysha blows up. That shit is so cool. Funny. She gets decapitated or something like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, so. Oh, I just got my ears cleaned. Monet, I'm gonna send you a video. Do you want to see the amount of ear wax that came out of my ear?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Monet. Okay. You're gonna. You're gonna react to it live right now. And I feel like a part of me, like, I want to share with the patrons, but I feel like it's, like, disgusting. And people are going to be like, please don't show us this. But y'. All, the money, it.

[Monet X Change]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What came out of my ear was literally larger than my pinky now. No, literally. You want to see it, too, Jacob? No, Jacob doesn't want to see it. I'll see it.

[Jacob]

I'm interested.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Jacob]

I. I mean, I. I would like to get my ears cleared.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cleaned out, girl.

[Monet X Change]

I Like, did you do this professionally? Like, where did you go?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to an audiologist.

[Monet X Change]

An ENT can do it. Dr. Missouri can do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But I wasn't in LA, and I went to. And I went to an audiologist.

[Jacob]

Just because you can. You do. Your ears feel cleaner and opener and better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is over here.

[Monet X Change]

Hearing smell, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can hear next week's podcast. Bitch. I can already hear. I can already hear Rihanna's next album.

[Monet X Change]

You bring some food in the room, bubba.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, but you're not supposed to go. What was that? But you're not supposed to dig in your ear. What is that, a pen cap?

[Jacob]

Mo.

[Monet X Change]

Nay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you see the video? You're not supposed to do that. I'm sending it. I guess it's a big video or something. Girl, I have no service in my house. You know, at and T or whoever. We have Verizon, whoever reached out, like, sent the email, being like, we know your Internet's bad, and you can do this to fix it. Yeah.

[Jacob]

And I was like, that's not what they said. They said we. They. They were offering us another subscription service to take.

[Monet X Change]

Said that's not the truth. Owen.

[Jacob]

They wanted. They wanted to sell us, like, wireless 5G that your phones use to get Internet for our apartment so we'd have a wireless source.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I want something else than what we got. Cause this is not eaten anyway. So there we have it. Spice goes home to join her. Oh, also, when Carson said, now with 50% less sugar. I was like, cold ass bitch. Carson was always good.

[Monet X Change]

Carson is so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carson said, now we have 50% less sugar. Cold ass bitch. If fashion's not your thing, Cold ass bitch. I was like, goddamn, Carson ain't playing with these hoes today. The video went through. React, React to this earwax out of my ear. Oh, my God. One ear. That is one ear.

[Monet X Change]

What? What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

Like, what, What. What tool do they use?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's called a, A, A, A. I can't remember the name. It starts with a C or a K. Ear wax picking tool, it's called.

[Monet X Change]

Instead of going with, like, forceps and, like, pick it out like that. Like how?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, it's. It's called. It's called a Kapersky. No.

[Jacob]

Care remover.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Anyway, I can't remember the name of it, but. But it's, it's, it's called. I don't remember the name of it, but she got it out. I was gagged. Gagged.

[Monet X Change]

Like, why did you go. Did you. Were you. Were you having trouble hearing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, it's called a curette.

[Monet X Change]

But, like, what prompted you? Just like, I want to get my ears clean. Like, why did you go do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I got my ears checked.

[Jacob]

And then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then the lady was like, you have major blockage in your ears. She was like, you have a lot of blockage in your ear. This is more than most people should have. And you gotta. You need to come get them. Clean work.

[Monet X Change]

How often does she recommend you do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said that I should be. She gave me some drops to put in my ears, and she didn't give me. She just told me to reach out to her next time I'm in town in New York City.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. All right, Bob, we're down to eight girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you feel about Spice going home?

[Monet X Change]

It was her time. She should have gone home last week. She should have gone home last week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn. Fuck. Spice is drag.

[Monet X Change]

Cold ass bitch. Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of you are on your back today. You said, fuck these hoes, you said.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was a time. Hoes. Are you sad to see her go?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not at all. Thank you all so much for joining us on another episode of Sibling Watchery. And we'll see you all next week, all right?