Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S16E6 "Welcome To The Dollhouse" Review

Summary

Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S16E6 "Welcome To The Dollhouse" Review

Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Date: February 14, 2024
Episode Focus: In this episode, Monét and Bob break down RuPaul's Drag Race Season 16, Episode 6 (“Welcome to the Dollhouse”), where queens design and brand their own dolls.

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Main Theme

Monét and Bob deliver their signature sharp, comedic commentary as they recap and critique the "Dollhouse" design challenge on RuPaul’s Drag Race. The episode explores themes of branding, individuality, performance, and the ever-escalating creativity (and chaos) of the queens’ journeys this season.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Cultural Banter & Drag Life (01:08 – 05:28)

• Country Music & Beyoncé Crossover:
  Monét wonders if Beyoncé’s foray into country music will create new fans:

  “Are Beyoncé fans gonna be into country now? Like if they weren’t before?” – Monét X Change (02:38)

  Bob and Monét share early musical memories, and Jacob joins in with his country pick (“Gunpowder and Lead” by Miranda Lambert).

• Drag Merch Tipping Stories:
  They joke about fans giving them thematic tips (sponges, bananas, purses) and the shift in how those are received:

  “Do not go to this girl show and tip her in bananas. Give this girl money.” – Monét X Change (19:38)

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2. Episode Discussion: Drama and Dynamics (05:31 – 17:44)

• Post-Elimination Fallout:
  They analyze the aftermath of Amanda’s elimination and the group’s reaction to Q being in the bottom.

  “I’m still a little annoyed that Q said, ‘I don’t know why you’re so mad’ to Tsunami... it’s really irritating.” – Monét X Change (06:36)

• Shared Wins & Shade:
  The queens debate the merit of “shared wins” and the nature of shade in the workroom.

  “You don't have a single win. This is literally how you gonna hate from outside of the club?” – Monét X Change (07:52)

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3. Plastic Surgery & Drag Transparency (08:53 – 11:46)

• Work Done & Admitting It:
  Queens discuss who’s had cosmetic enhancements. The camera lingers on Q, fueling speculation.

  “Everyone’s talking about who’s had work done, and Q is as silent as a person can be.” – Monét X Change (08:53)

  Bob says he’d have no issue admitting to work done:

  “On this podcast, I talk about the fucking dicks I’ve been slinging and shitting on my chest. You think I wanna talk about some work I got done?” – Bob the Drag Queen (09:43)

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4. Mini-Challenge & Quick Drag Philosophy (14:04 – 15:45)

• Quick Drag Attitudes:
  Discussion on how seriously some queens take quick drag challenges, with praise for the ones who keep it campy and casual (Xunami, Plain Jane), and confusion over why some try so hard.

  “Quick drag is supposed to look dusted and busted…don't waste your time trying to look slay in this mini-challenge.” – Monét X Change (14:23)

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5. Design Challenge Breakdown: Branding, Workroom Dynamics & Sewing Skills (17:22 – 36:15)

• Unique Challenge Framing:
  The podcast appreciates Drag Race spelling out the importance of branding and storytelling , beyond just fashion skills.

  “RuPaul is letting the audience know this is a branding and storytelling challenge...that's important to know.” – Bob the Drag Queen (17:22)

• Nymphia's Banana Obsession:
  Ongoing jokes about Nymphia’s consistent yellow/banana branding.

  “She is obsessed [with bananas]...do not tip this girl in bananas. Give her money.” – Monét X Change (19:19, 19:38)

• Sewing Help & Competition Ethics:
  The queens debate whether it’s wise or risky for contestants to continually help their competitors, referencing Asia O’Hara and Trinity the Tuck as previous “helpful queens.”

  “You're in a competition. F*** these bitches.” – Bob the Drag Queen (24:51)

• Mind Games & Authenticity:
  Discussion on what really constitutes “playing mind games” on Drag Race.

  “Real mind games are like what Nymphia did…pretending to struggle then turning it out.” – Monét X Change (26:30)

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6. Identity, Personality, and Stereotypes (33:13 – 37:52)

• Jane’s Russian Background & Attitude:
  They tease Plain Jane for attributing her abrasiveness to her Russian parents’ bluntness, with Bob mocking the rationale:

  “Not you trying to excuse your rude, harsh personality because of your Russian heritage…” – Bob the Drag Queen (34:15)

• Nuances of Nuyorican Identity:
  Bob expresses surprise that “Nuyorican” was difficult for the girls to grasp:

  “I was gagged. Nuyorican is not a hard thing to say...what is so hard about that?” – Bob the Drag Queen (35:35)

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7. Runway Critiques & Doll Branding (42:46 – 76:47)

Detailed feedback is given for each queen’s look, writing, and doll concept. Notable moments below:

Notable Quotes & Segment Highlights

• Q’s Runway – WINNER! (73:44):

  “I think this is the best look that’s been on the season for sure. She f***ing turned it. I cannot believe she made this.” – Monét X Change (73:44)

  Bob agrees, putting Q and Nymphia in league with the show’s best seamstresses ever.

• Nymphia's Banana Gimmick (55:31, 56:08):

  “We are not going to go an episode without a queen proclaiming to be the dumbest b**** in the universe. This is the dumbest cast…by their own admission, they’re all claiming how dumb they are.” – Monét X Change (54:34)
  “She’s been yellow 19 times, but she ain’t get in trouble… Dawn, if I ever see you mismatch one more thing or do a crazy makeup, I’m f***ing you up!” – Monét X Change (56:02)

• Geneva’s Flop (66:57, 69:35):

  “Like a car I saw on the street last night, this is a wreck. This is insane.” – Monét X Change (66:57)
  “From the neck up, beauty queen. Neck down, horror queen.” – Law Roach critique, echoed by the hosts (69:38)

• Dawn’s Sci-Fi Glam (70:18):

  “This outfit is really good... it gives her perspective, matches the doll, the fabric looks expensive. I’ve not seen anything like this on the show before.” – Monét X Change (71:24)

• Maya’s Catastrophe (62:17):

  “This garment is hideous, the doll is bad... She has no neck... I don't understand.” – Monét X Change (62:17)

Other Judging Comments

• Judges are baffled by design choices and recurring quirks (e.g., Plasma’s scarf fixations, Maya’s neckless catsuit, Morphine's inescapable BBL branding).
• They poke fun at production inconsistencies—cueing Michelle for jumping on Dawn’s color choices while ignoring Nymphia’s yellow streak (77:02).
• Lip sync: Maya sends Geneva home with a dominating performance to “Control.” (78:08)

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8. Predictions & Finale Forecasts (80:09 – 82:22)

Bob and Monét speculate on who will make the finale based on track records so far:

• Monét’s Picks: Nymphia, Sapphira, Dawn or Plasma in the top four.
• Bob’s Picks: Nymphia, Plane Jane, with Sapphira or Dawn in the mix.
• Both agree Q and Nymphia are top-tier seamstresses and frontrunners to watch.

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Notable Quotes (w/Timestamps)

• On Shade & Wins:

  “This is literally how you gonna hate from outside of the club?” — Monét X Change (07:52)

• On Contest Help:

  “You’re in a competition. F*** these bitches.” — Bob the Drag Queen (24:51)

• On Challenge Standouts:

  “I think Q and Nymphia might be two of the best seamstresses we’ve ever had on Drag Race, period.” — Bob the Drag Queen (74:40)

• Runway Review:

  “This is the best look that’s been on the season for sure. She f***ing turned it.” — Monét X Change on Q’s look (73:44)

• On Nymphia’s Banana Repetition:

  “Do not go to this girl show and tip her in bananas. Give this girl money.” — Monét X Change (19:38)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Country Music & Banter: 01:08 – 05:28
• Post-Elimination & Shared Win Drama: 05:31 – 07:51
• Cosmetic Work Discussion: 08:53 – 11:46
• Quick Drag Philosophy / Mini-Challenge: 14:04 – 15:45
• Branding Challenge Framing & Workroom Analysis: 17:22 – 36:15
• Identity & Cultural Stereotypes: 33:13 – 37:52
• Runway Critique (Queen-by-Queen): 42:46 – 76:47
• Winner/Elimination/Lip Sync: 77:22 – 79:52
• Predictions & Finale Talk: 80:09 – 82:22

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Tone and Style

The exchange is high-energy, irreverent, and loaded with inside jokes and references for Drag Race fans. Bob and Monét alternate between spicy shade, supportive advice, and deep-dive analysis, maintaining a comedic but thoughtful perspective on drag as an art and a competition.

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Summary Takeaways

• This week’s challenge put a premium on branding, storytelling, and sewing skills.
• Q was the clear standout with a show-stopping look and strong branding.
• The judges (and podcast hosts!) are over Nymphia’s bananas, but she remains in the top.
• The politics of help, mind games, and workroom alliances get a thorough roast.
• Predictions place Nymphia, Dawn, Plane Jane, and Sapphira as contenders for the finale.

Listener Note: If you want even deeper tea (and Law Roach commentary), check out the exclusive Untucked recap on their Patreon.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Shannon Maldonado]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Shannon Maldonado]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Shannon Maldonado]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

So are you a country music fan now? Well, you know, I'm wondering, are Beyonce fans gonna, like, now love country music? Like, are they gonna now get in the country?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never been wanting to go. The only country music I really liked, I liked. And he's not really country, but I sang it at my Cousin's wedding, like two decades ago. And that's maybe. Yeah, two decades ago. No, I was 11, 12. Whatever it was sang at her wedding. I sang you fill up my senses by John Denver. So I kind of. I guess he's kind of country. And I also sang for a party before I was on Drag Race, Carson Kressley had had a party on Fire island, and they hired me to impersonate Loretta Lynn and sing a Loretta Lynn song. Bob, I look nothing like Loretta Lynn. Yes, I sang it. Line. They say to have her here. The Liz flies all the way to France.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I'm looking up Loretta Lynn's song. I don't think I know any of her song. Like, I don't think I know any of my heart on the way. Don't come home and drinking. You're looking. You're looking at country. First city after the fire is gone. Portland, Oregon. Yeah, I don't know any of these, girl. They hit me up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're like, hey, Monet, we like to. We'd like to Hire you to impersonate Loretta Lynn. Are you familiar? Bitch, I saw the price. I said, yeah, I love Loretta Lynn.

[Monet X Change]

Her music is. I actually happen to be one of the number one Loretta Lynn historians in the world. Actually, funny you should mention girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I made that coin, bitch. With Loretta lan.

[Monet X Change]

Are Beyonce fans gonna be into country now? Like, if they weren't before?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think that.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, part of liking artists is liking the genre of music they make. Like, I'm attracted to. Like, I'm attracted to Michael Jackson because I like pop music. And then through pop, I found Michael Jackson. And I think that maybe this is a new venture where Beyonce's doing it in the reverse way, where you. Where you find the artist and then you explore the music. I happen to like country music.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I'm from Georgia. I grew up listening to country music,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but I've never heard drinks, sports. Like, who.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who you be listening to?

[Monet X Change]

I like Charlie Daniels Band. I like Lone Star. I like Gretchen Wilson. I like some Toby Keith songs. I like some work. Those are the ones. I mean, early 2000s country. Carrie Underwood. I like her in the Wood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus, take the Wheel.

[Monet X Change]

I like Dolly Parton. I like Obo Cephas. I like Work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, we will leave you. I didn't know that you liked all these country people, you know, don't take the girl.

[Monet X Change]

Don't take the girl. Take Jimmy Johnson, take my man and take my best friend Mo. Don't take the girl. You should listen to. Don't take the girl, don't take the girl is a great Taylor. You don't take the girl. Dang, no one knows. Don't take the girl. Don't take the girl. Jacob. You don't take the girl, Jacob. Jacob.

[Jacob]

I'm not. I'm not very familiar with that song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob don't like country.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob is not a country gal.

[Monet X Change]

Tell one of your favorite country song, Jacob.

[Jacob]

Oh, gunpowder. And led by Miranda Lambert.

[Monet X Change]

Ew. Jacob got so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, calm down.

[Jacob]

Have you ever heard. It's such a good song. It's. She's serving so hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, there is. It's about her. Go ahead.

[Jacob]

Like, her husband beats her, has beaten her, and she's, like, waiting by the door with a shotgun to kill him when he comes home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Jacob]

And the cor. I'm going to. I'm going home, going to load my shotgun, wait by the door and light a cigarette. He wants a fight. Well, now he's got one.

[Monet X Change]

He ain't seen me Crazy yet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Monet X Change]

That sounds like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That sounds like. That sounds like. Like you and Bob's origin story.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, you gotta go listen to it, Jacob. I did not engage in any form of domestic violence, and we don't own. We don't own guns. There's no guns in our home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. Oh, my God. I got to tell you what happened. Oh, my God. I have to tell you what happened to me.

[Monet X Change]

We need to do something watchery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, we have to. I'll say that for a while, y', all, I have a wild story that I will tell in the next rivalry. It's crazy, and I have video proof. That's.

[Monet X Change]

I have to tell Bob. Oh, my God. I have to tell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Next rivalry, I'll tell y' all the story. Crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. All right, well, in the meantime, let's talk about episode six of RuPaul's Drag Race season 16. I still cannot believe we're on season 16. Well, bitch, get into it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are six episodes in, bitch. When are you gonna realize? When are you gonna get. You have been saying this every week, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it's just crazy to me, you know, when we're on season 20, I think you'll feel the same way. When there have been as many seasons since you've done a season, you will be like, oh, my God, season 20. This is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's so funny. You think that I'm still gonna be working with you in that time anyway.

[Monet X Change]

So wait, is it me, or is it mommy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

His camera pearl is broken. What'd you say? You broke up? It's so funny. You think what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I actually think it's so funny that I'm still gonna be working with you at that point. Anyway, so the girls walk into the season.

[Monet X Change]

Let me be clear. You don't have to finish this podcast. Let me be clear about that. You see the little button on there that says leave you can right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. I was spitzing. I am spitzing under my armpits. Like, I'm sweating, and it's not even hot in here.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Monet? Yeah. Like, you've never been sweating. You're wild. You're like. Mone's like, I'm sweating. This is crazy. So Amanda, Tor meeting, just went home, and Q is surprised that she was in the bottom so early, which I guess she got that feeling. She got sick of being so close, and she was so far. She couldn't have possibly been close last episode. And, you know, Q's Q's like, upset. And to be honest, I'm still a little annoyed that Q said, I don't know why you're so mad. I don't know why you're getting so mad to Tsunami. I don't know why that's irritating me, but it's really irritating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When Tsunami was even raising her voice, like, she's like, what about Tsunami? Tsunami was not giving, like, what the fuck? She was just like, well, you said my name, girl. She's like, why are you so mad? I'm like,

[Monet X Change]

I just don't know why you're getting so mad. It was very annoying. And I. And I. And I did not like it. Babes didn't like it at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I wrote down that the girls were really. The girls. The other girls are really shading the thick and the fix and the stick over their shared win. And I'm like, does a shared win really? I mean, it is. Yes, we know what it is. RuPaul gave them all a win. But does it really count, though? Like, when they, like, adding up wins at the end, are they like, oh, yeah, the one that you won with the other three girls.

[Jacob]

Four girls.

[Monet X Change]

It does count if on All Stars, when two girls win, each one of them had a win, if that counts. And so does this. You know what I mean? And also, I mean, no, shade dawn was shading, but, like, they said, bitch, it's more than you have. You don't have a single win. This is literally. This is the definition of how you gonna hate from outside of the club. This is literally that, like, you were literally up for elimination. You have the nerve to bump your lips and shade my win. You were just on a chopping block.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love.

[Monet X Change]

You should be lucky. You're sick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love when people say, bump your gums. I love when people say, bump your gums in me. That should be. I love that shit. Also, you obsessed with Usher. First of all, you dress like Usher. You brought up his. How you gonna hate from outside the club? You can't even get in. You're obsessed. You're obsessed with Usher. Raymond.

[Monet X Change]

Usher had a big moment last night. I don't dress like Usher. Usher had a big moment last night, and I'm just here to celebrate. Caught up. Got me feeling it got up and I'm feeling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I caught that. I ate that.

[Monet X Change]

So the camera. Okay, what I've noticed when they come back in, the camera keeps, like, everyone's talking about who's had work done, and Q is as silent as a person can be. But the cameraman clocked that and kept zooming in, and everyone's like, I have my lips. I had this, and I had a little Botox in my lips. This, that, the other. And the cameraman kept, like, zooming in on cue, who was like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. With them cheeks. With them cheeks, girl. She got. She got them. She got the kimora black special. Them cheek. Cause even when she just not when her face is rested, her cheeks are still like.

[Monet X Change]

Would you. If everyone in the room was talking about getting work done, would you cop it to it? Actually, I don't.

[Shannon Maldonado]

I don't.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think you. If you got work done and everyone in the room was talking about it, I think you'd be like, not me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true, bitch. On this podcast, I talk about the fucking dicks I've been slinging and shitting on my chest. You kinda wanna talk about some work I got done.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Hey.

[Monet X Change]

Talking about having sex and talking about what you've done to your body. There are two different levels of modesty. There are two different levels of privacy. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not for me.

[Monet X Change]

Noted. Let's go on to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was surprised that Sakura has had her lips done. I was like, oh, wow. I guess Sakura had some little things out there. But, I mean, I will say there are some other RuPaul's Drag Race girls that you do that you have not realized that they have had their shits done and their shit is. Anyway, you know, that's not. Let me try to out somebody business. That is not my. That's not my tea to spill. But I. I be shocked sometimes. I'm like, oh, my God. I thought that was your natural state.

[Jacob]

Say their names. Say their names.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Jacob]

Can we get a first letter? A first letter of a name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. First letter, first letter. Before Student center. After season 10. No, they weren't before season 10. Yeah, they were evident. Why wait? Why were you just shocking lips done?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I thought that was her natural. You know, I thought that was her natural lip lippage. I didn't realize that that was. That was some aftermarket work.

[Monet X Change]

So I googled it, and I didn't realize you can get Botox so you get Botox around your lips to make them. No, to help it curve. Yeah, like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It does this.

[Monet X Change]

So you get Botox not in your lips, but, like, up. I was googling. This is Google, like, above your lips, and it helps with upturned mouth or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought about getting a little bit in my top lip, but do y' all think I Need to have my top lip. Some. Some Juvederm. Like a little tucker beads.

[Monet X Change]

Just more like you should get it. We've had this conversation 19 times. Either you're gonna you should or get off the pot. Like I. The amount of time you push your lip and ask us our opinion, but you don't ever take it. So bitch, get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm talking to Sarah.

[Jacob]

So just to note, Juba Derm is a sponsor of the podcast. So just. Just noting that Mo.

[Shannon Maldonado]

So.

[Monet X Change]

So you. So you literally have free Juvederm. You literally have free Juvederm and you're not getting it is not free. Discounted sibling 10 anyway. Sibling 10 anyway. Even at a discount, you keep. No, no, no. You keep asking us and we keep. We. Everyone's commenting below. Are you going to take our advice or are you going to just keep asking us?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wipe on is saying no. So I want, I want, I want, I want to guess.

[Monet X Change]

Then stop asking, bitch. We don't think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wrote down. Okay, this is gonna sound shady and I don't mean this. I'm like, are we supposed to know? Like, why? Like why is Chara famous? Is she famous for doing for the dance or the guitar? I don't know. I generally don't know. Is she famous for the dancing thing or the guitar? Because she's like a really good guitarist.

[Monet X Change]

Singer. Charles. A famous singer and a dancer. Beckham is Char's a singer, dancer and she's a musician. She's a musician. And Charo was famous in the 60s and 70s as like a TV personality who did music and dancing and all these variety acts. And she's also a world famous flamenco guitar player.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Malanguana. Mala Mala Guena is her top song on Apple.

[Jacob]

And just for as a disclaimer, the views expressed by Monet X change in this podcast do not necessarily represent the views of Sibling Rivalry llc.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When Bobby's saying some shit, put that same energy. Jacob, don't be only putting that energy on me when your man be saying off the wall. Sh. Give me that same energy next time

[Jacob]

you're about to get gathered in these

[Bob the Drag Queen]

comments by our listeners. Okay?

[Monet X Change]

Taro. Charo is. Charo was big in the 60s and 70s because of these like variety shows. And being a singer and a dancer, she's also has acted in several things. She's probably one of the most famous people from Spain. And I've actually met Charo twice and I've seen her play guitar. It's honestly crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to see you said this Last time. I want to see it. I really want to see it.

[Monet X Change]

Someone's fingers move that fast. And she's up there in this beautiful dress, sitting on a stool, looking gorgeous. She's also kind of like a sex pot. She's known as, like, a sex pilot with this, like, bodacious body and very, like, coochie, coochie, coochie, sexual dance moves. Coochie, coochie is her famous move that they got really famous. You go, the more you. She said, the more you coochie, coochie, the more wealth it brings you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She says, work.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they do the mini challenge, and anytime Xunami puts on one of the little chicken wigs, she looks so good. Like, I think Xunami has taken the kitty cat wig from me. Cause she. The way she just looks effortlessly beautiful when she puts on a kitty cat is kind of wild to me. Every time she puts it on, I'm always stunned. I'm always blown away.

[Monet X Change]

She is very beautiful. And some of these queens take quick drag very morphine. Seriously. Literally. Same, same name, same time. Morphine's not Kitty Ross. It's quick drag, girl. No one's judging you by your drag. It's okay, baby. No one's judging you. Honestly, I think that plain Jane took the right approach. Like, don't waste your time trying to look slay and stunning in this mini challenge. That's. That's not. That's not the point of the quick drag, baby. Quick drag is supposed to look dusted and busted. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And I just. I don't know what Q was doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember what she did. She does something crazy.

[Monet X Change]

A lot of stomping and like. Like, she was trying to kill roaches.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And like. Oh, the flamenco dancing. Right? The flamenco dancing challenge. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

[Monet X Change]

I've noticed that plane Jane does this thing where she wants to be funny. She does this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. But also when she talks, when she just talks, she's like, I just don't know.

[Monet X Change]

But specifically, especially when she's trying to make a joke. When she's trying to make a joke, she cranks it up. Even when she was like, if she's trying to make light or trying to lighten the moment, when Sapphira was like, hey, don't be mean. And she was like, put me in my place, mother. I mean, it's weird. I. I don't understand it. But, I mean, people. People have everything they do with their humor to, like, punctuate Their humor. But I just know.

[Jacob]

I.

[Monet X Change]

Every time she's trying to tell a joke, I'm like, this is. This is wild. Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I agree. I. I've noticed her little.

[Monet X Change]

Her little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her little funny tick.

[Monet X Change]

It's like when.

[Jacob]

When Trinity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Girl. Is feeling real fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Tsunami wins the mini challenge, and she won a trip to Spain. I feel like this is the first time we haven't won, like, cash in the season. I might be wrong, but I feel like everyone's winning cash. And then she's won a trip to Spain, which is exciting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is exciting. I love Spain. The first time I ever went to Spain, it was in Madrid. I went with your good friend Bradley Wilson.

[Monet X Change]

And

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Spain was.

[Monet X Change]

By the way, if y' all know what your good friend means, you know what? You're a good friend. When someone says you're a good friend,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you know what they're saying?

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna leave it at that. Think about the time you've ever said you're a good friend, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to the first time. That's when I experienced Boyberry for the first time. It was wild Boyberry. Boyberry. It's this, like, club they have there, but it's also, like, a sex club, and they have, like, glory holes and shit. Like, downstairs. It was.

[Monet X Change]

What are you saying? Voyeur? Like to watch boy or Boy Bear?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Boy Berry.

[Monet X Change]

I initially thought you were saying Boyberry, and then I was like, it's Spain. It's probably Boyer. Boyer. And I was like, it was Boyer. And I was like, it can't be Boyberry. I was like, because Boyberry doesn't make sense. It can't be Boyberry. But it was. It was Boyberry the whole time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Boyberry. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Which is Derek Berry out of drag. Boy Berry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we find out that this week, the girls have. And this is the first time Drag Race has done this. Like, explicitly said this is a design, branding, and storytelling challenge, as opposed to just people just think it's a design thing. Like, RuPaul is letting the audience know that this is a branding and a storytelling challenge. Those are probably really important. They're not probably. They are important pieces to know about this challenge.

[Monet X Change]

Well, they've done branding challenges before. Remember the branding of the talking trash can? And they had to brand those.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but, like, RuPaul is saying all the things that this challenge encompasses, I think to, like, spell out. Cause I think even going back for All Stars and stuff like that sometimes. Like, for example, the fucking TikTok dancing one, they were like, this is A dance challenge when they first sell us the thing. And then we were all working it on, the producers had to come back in and be like, guys, guys, this is not just dancing. It's also branding. Now we're like, okay, bitch. And then they have to come back. So they have to keep on coming back and, like, explaining. Cause people had a hard time trying to conceptualize what they were trying to get at. So I think the show was trying to do a. A job of telling the girls what it is.

[Monet X Change]

So, yeah, RuPaul announced that they're gonna. The queen's gonna be making their own dolls. And then this is when Nymphia reveals that she collects and customizes her own brass doll. Every challenge they do, Nymph is like, oh, I actually do that, actually, for a girl group dolls. I actually own a doll factory, and my family makes dolls. We're going to the moon. I'm actually an Ashley. Like, she. Who's the girl? The girl from snl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, yeah, actually, I. Nymphia Mattel girl. She really does everything. And then also, they all got choosing materials, and of course, Nymphia is grabbing all of the yellow, and I'm like, I can't. If I have to hit one more banana yellow thing, I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna pull my fucking eyelashes out.

[Monet X Change]

She really likes bananas. Like, she really likes. You're no longer the queen of fruit. Let apples go. Apples are nothing. This girl's obsession with bananas is honestly wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's crazy wild. Last challenge, the whole thing about was about potassium and da, da, da, da. The first challeng. Her entrance look was the yellow thing that she had the yellow. Then after her entrance look, her first Runway was that yellow banana peel thing. And then now the last episode, she was rapping about bananas, and now she's choosing yellow to do more bananas. She is obsessed.

[Monet X Change]

Also, I tweeted this, and y', all. I'm serious. I mean, honestly, it's her business, but, like, do not go to this girl show and tip her in bananas. Give this girl money. Do not. I saw someone tip her in a banana, and then the banana wasn't ripe. She tried to eat it. Then she's like, oh, it's not ripe. It was like a green banana. Y'. All. Do not tip this girl in bananas. Give her money into the club. Don't be trying to pay her in bananas. Don't pay her in bunches of bananas. Give this bitch money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As someone who had a thing that people would sponges. People got really creative, though. So what people would do, which I really appreciated, they would tip me a sponge, but they would put a slit in it. And it was always a fat bill in there. Like, it was always fives or more when someone tipped me a sponge. So I was like. At that point, I'm like, I'm cool with that. They would always tip me in, like, big bills in the sponge.

[Monet X Change]

I had a few people give me purses at meet and greets. No one's ever tipped me in a purse during a performance with money in it. But I have had. I've never. No one has ever tipped me. Because a purse is not like a sponge. A purse. You're handing a giant purse or a clutch, like you're holding up a thing. So when someone hands up, it doesn't always look like they're handing you a purse. It just like, could be just cheering, holding their purse. It's not like a sponge. If someone's holding up a sponge, you know, oh, this sponge is for me. Every purse. Everyone who brings a purse to the club is not bringing a purse because they want to give it to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm seeing you on stage and somebody's like, woo. And you're like, oh, like, Bob stole my purse.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, exactly. So I can't just go grabbing every purse that's in the air. But I have had people make purses. I have had people make purses or buy purses and give them to me as gifts at me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Bob, Bob, last night, Bob stole eight purses.

[Monet X Change]

Monet's like, we're at the airport. That person got a purse. But I'll go take it. That's for you. She bought that for you at the airport. Go grab that purse. See this? You gotta watch these. Raised in Brooklyn are crazy. Y' all don't understand. These Brooklyn girls are not right in the brain they're getting rid of. So. Well, go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wrote down Hair's Miss Corny 2009 Plasma, Whole Gentleman prefers. I was like, oh, my God, this

[Monet X Change]

bitch is light plasma. You know what I like about her? She knows that she's cheesy and she's like, I don't care. Same. I know I'm look right now. If whenever I tell a joke, I promise you I will be the first and the last person laughing at my joke. I can assure you I will get more out of my humor than anybody on the block. So shout out to Plasma and the Cheesy Corny Girls, because honestly, she's over here living her life. And by the way, did you watch Her. Her don't run in my parade video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I didn't see it.

[Monet X Change]

Immaculate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I actually see this video.

[Monet X Change]

It's on YouTube. Type in plasma. Don't run on my parade. Do you want to take a short break and watch it and come back? It's like three minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no. We have. We got to keep on going.

[Monet X Change]

I want to watch anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also want Bob. Anytime I say something about plasma, Bob goes.

[Jacob]

I like it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not saying I don't like plasma.

[Monet X Change]

I am saying, you know what? You can't spare two minutes? Watch my video. This is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to be very clear. I did not say to not like plasma. Bob and Jacob were trying to push this narrative that I don't like plasma. That is not true. I'm just saying she is incredibly. She's incredibly cheesy and corny, and it, like, drives me a little nutty sometimes.

[Monet X Change]

But you don't watch the video. You can't spare video. You don't have two minutes, by the way.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Just.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all know we have two minutes. I just want to be clear to y'. All. We absolutely have two minutes, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, but Monet don't want to. Sapphira is also. Oh, well, you're gonna say something before I say that, I think I was

[Monet X Change]

just saying that Plasma wants to do this vintage look again, which she really is sticking to her vintage guns. And, you know,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

she hasn't done it a whole lot, though. She has not to be. To be. She has not done that a whole lot this season. So I'm not, like, bothered by that.

[Monet X Change]

This is true. She hasn't done it a ton. Something about that aesthetic. Something about queens who want to look binge all the time. Like, why? Like, what is it about this time you like, what is it about the 50s? What vibe were the 50s giving that you're like, I gotta give me some of that 50s glamour. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, people who were growing up who wear 70s shit, bitch, every era is bad.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just asking why. I'm just asking, what is it about the era? That's all I'm saying. What is it about the era that you love so much? That's all I'm asking. I'm not saying. I'm just asking, what is it? I mean, I've done looks with that aesthetic in my drag, but not literally a promo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your promo look. Literally your promo look.

[Monet X Change]

That was the theme. That was the theme, was it? Yes. It wasn't my theme. We were all dressed like that oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

What the fuck? Let's keep going. Plasma describes her idea, this, like, travel jetsetter look to Nymphia, and Nymphia does not seem impressed. But also, Nymphia doesn't have an idea herself. So, like, why are you telling someone you don't even have an idea, bitch?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. And also, Sapphira is having her Asia o' Hara Trinity of the Tuck syndrome. She's going out there, she's helping Maya sew up her look and teaching how to put on a zipper and really helping her and considering other girls before themselves, and I think that's admirable. That's very sweet, but, bitch, you're in a competition. Fuck these bitches, bitch. Trinity is the queen. I've done two seasons of Drag Race with Trinity. Trinity will. Trinity is good, though. She will. Like, she's doing hers and helping you at the same time. Like, Trinity is not, like, leaving herself behind to finish your shit, like Asia did on season 10. Trinity is making her stuff and also helping you, but prioritizing herself and helping you, if that makes sense.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Because, like, it seemed like Sapphira wanted to make this coat. Obviously, the coat never got made. Clearly, the coat never made it to the Runway. But she did help Maya make this catsuit, which ended up in the bottom anyway, which I could have been to tell her that cats are going to put in the bottom and even.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why. Why could you have been there to hold that?

[Monet X Change]

Because the fabric was hideous. And the. The. The. We'll get. We'll get to the garment. I'll tell you why. But let's talk about more. With the sewing stuff going on in the room. Jan and Geneva are having this little moment, right. And it seems like Jane is trying to get under Geneva's skin or just trying to get some fabric from her or something. Or trying to get her to give her something, Right? Mm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is. Well, I mean, but I can't tell if it's, like, more like mind games. And Jane is trying to. Since she's trying to. Since she's in her nice era, she's trying to be a nice girl now. She's, like, trying to, like, subliminally trick Geneva and get under her skin.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like the girls on Drag Race who say they're trying to play mind games are, like, not really playing mind games, because real mind games are, like, what Nymphia did on that first sewing challenge. That's a mind game. When Nymphia was like, I'm just so stressed out I don't know what I'm doing this. She won the challenge. That's a mind game. But come over and being like, hey, sister. Which a lot of girls do. What are you doing? That's just kind of like girlfriends kiking and having a good time. You know what I mean? But when. But what Nymphia did and her first win, that was a real mind game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I agree. Well, also, Geneva is just a mess. She wasted all of that red fabric. Like, I'm like, what? She's like, she wasted all that fucking fabric, then had to resort to using the same blue fabric that PJ and Plasma are using. I'll be so annoyed.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, no, you cannot use my fabric. PJ already used some. I don't want somebody else myself. I'm like, no, you cannot use my fabric. So now what?

[Monet X Change]

Well, Geneva has. Geneva has some taste issues, in my opinion, girl. Like, I feel like her drag is always because of her body and the way that she dresses herself. She always looks like a toddler's in Tiaras.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Inch high private eye.

[Monet X Change]

Like, she always looks like. Like one of Honey Boo Boo's friends. Like, and Honey Boo Boo, that's not something you ever seen. Ginger Minj doesn't look that way. And Ginger Minj is probably shorter than she is, but Gingerbread understands. I think Gingerbread understands how to dress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Age appro. I don't know. I don't know how to describe it, but Ginger maid doesn't look like a taller than Tiaras unless she's intentionally trying to look like that. I'm trying to think of other short round people. Like MIB. Ms. Isabelle Brooks never looks like a taller than Tiaras. So it's not her. It's the waist short. In real life, she's not tall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't know. I have no relation.

[Monet X Change]

Jane, dear, Fierce is short. She does not like Atala. It's the way Geneva's always dressing that makes her look like Atala than Tiaras. And I can't stand it. I do not. It really upsets me also. Anyway, Jane, go. Go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her wearing those contacts out of drag when she gets started, the swirler when she gets eliminated. I don't know. I just can't. Geneva just really cringes me out sometime. Anyway, go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

So when I get over to.

[Jacob]

Hold on.

[Monet X Change]

Pause one second. Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Super.

[Monet X Change]

So let's go over. So Jane finally does go over to Plasma, who is consumed with making her jet set 1960s oppression Garment

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and while

[Monet X Change]

she's trying to uphold Jim Crow laws, Jane sneaks in and steals about a yard and a half of this blue fabric. Which, by the way, the fabric is really beautiful. I can see why so many people were drawn to it. But also, like, I don't know if I don't know how Q got the best. Like, every fabric Q had was so good. Every one of them. It was. It looked so. We'll get there in a second. I'm getting ahead of myself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you bitch.

[Monet X Change]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I bought some.

[Jacob]

Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Can you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were talking about one. You done jumped to three different things. I can't even give up with you, bitch. Did you. Did you do a bump before this episode?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wrote down Plaza. Of course, of course. Of course Plasma went as Dorothy for Halloween. And of course she had the little shoes to pick up and show us in the frame. Like, of course. Plasma is further proof that if you support your children's bullshit, they're going to turn out gay as hell and you're going to end up with a plasma and successful.

[Monet X Change]

Look at Plasma. Go. Do you believe Nymphia when she says that she is uninspired? Because in untucked, she kind of. She kind of like, no, it is part of my thing. Part of my thing is, like, being stressed out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, yeah, I think that Nymphia. I mean, do I believe her? I have to take on her word. I mean, if she says that's part of her process, then work. Some people need to be like, ugh. Well, I mean, we both have. We know people that they be stressed out just to be stressed out. They'd be like, bitch, calm down and take a beat and think. Like, I have people that it's just part of their crazy. Just be like, ah, I don't know what I'm gonna do. And the house is falling apart. And I don't know if I'm gonna. Like, that's just how some people are.

[Monet X Change]

That's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Megami is offering help to plasma and plasma. She's like, giving her. No, she's like, maybe take that part off. And honestly, I like Megami. Megami helps a lot of people, but isn't, like, over the top about it. And it doesn't seem to really be getting displayed. Like, it's not getting. It's getting airtime and it's getting talked about on Twitter, but it's not part of the conversation that Megami is helping a lot of people with a lot of things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not discounting that. I don't Know, who are all these people that she's always helping?

[Monet X Change]

Well, she wrote Nymphia's verse. She helped with the choreography. She helped, didn't she?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With the choreography? That was plasma.

[Monet X Change]

No, the choreography on the last time, Geneva was like. Megami was like, you don't see. We read Megami's tweet about the verse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It wasn't that she wrote Nymphia's verse. I mean, she wrote Nymphia's and she helped Geneva edit her. She didn't do choreo, though.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, well, she helps a lot of people. She helps a lot of people. And it seems to not be getting part of the storyline.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He keep making this bitch Mother Teresa. Fucking Mother Megami over here.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But because of this whole thing, Plasma, Geneva and Jane all end up using the exact same fabric for the majority of their garment, which is obviously a problem. And as they're getting their makeup done, Maya asks Geneva. Maya asks Geneva, what's your theme? And she's like, texas edition. Because everything's bigger in Texas, but I'm the smallest thing in Texas, so no one's smaller than me, but everything else is big. And then Maya asked her the most, like, smartest, but she goes, why don't you just do the leg hair thing? And she was like, oh, well, it takes a long time. Okay, bitch. Doesn't this all take a long time? Like, you could have done your legs at the hotel. Yeah, it's jail. Don't you do it in jail?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In jail, you could have done your legs.

[Monet X Change]

You could have done your. And we've never seen anything like that on Drag Race. And it's like her whole fucking. On social media.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Like, we never got to see this infamous, like, leg hair. Honestly, that sounds camp. It sounds funny. And I was like, Maya 8. Maya was like, Bitch, do the legs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then also the doll. The doll.

[Monet X Change]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You put three strands of hair in the doll and you got leg hair in the doll. It's not going to take you forever to do the doll or just take

[Monet X Change]

a Sharpie and draw. Take a pen and draw it. I. I accidentally killed Taylor's battery last night, so I had to pay a tow truck guy to fucking come jump the battery. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. What? Nothing.

[Monet X Change]

I apologize. So, okay, so Jane is saying that she's okay. Jane is like, I'm harsh because my parents are Russian and they don't appreciate any drag. So that's why I'm mean, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you are you're being wild. It was more layered than that.

[Monet X Change]

But she said, Russians are blunt, which is why I'm blunt. And I know that my parents have a very. Like, they don't respect any drag. So I guess I'm even harsher when it comes to drag queens. I mean, that is low key. The gist of what she said, Russians are mean and my parents hate drag. So now I'm mean. The drag queens. That was pretty much the gist. Can you give me the more nuanced tape that I'm missing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I tried to, but it ain't that. But she was like. I was like, not just Mitchell, excuse her rude, harsh, abrasive personality. Because of her Russian heritage. This bitch is growing up in America talking about, well, back over there they mean so bitch, I'm mean too.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, okay, I know. I was listening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, not be trying to excuse her redrewed personality on her people's. On her ancestors being Russian. I was gagging.

[Monet X Change]

So when then Q is like. Well, I'm like, I grew up really poor and like hungry. And watching the way that Megami handles this, I like Megami. Megami is someone that I would like to be friends with. Like, I think she's just like, really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're one of her idols. She loves you.

[Monet X Change]

She seems really friendly. And the way that she handles situations, I like it. It just seems really caring.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But not like this to you though. Bob was one of my idols and I met him and it was the worst decision I made. So, baby, protect your peace and do not befriend this bitch. Megami, you hear me? Listen to the words.

[Monet X Change]

Megami. Do you see what I've done for Monet's career? This could be you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I will say this, so I was gagged. Nuyorican is not a hard thing to say. And like, she was like, okay. She was like, new York. I was like, new York. What is hard to say about that?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I was thinking the same thing. And I was like, am I being crazy? Because New York seems really easy to understand. It's New York and Puerto Rican. Now, granted, I lived in New York City for 12 years, so I heard New Yorkan a lot. But I feel like the first time I heard it, I was like, got it. It's like the first time I heard someone say, I'm a Puerto Rican. A Puerto Rican means you're a Puerto Rican.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't have to do any crazy mental gymnastics realize to realize that a Puerto Rican means you are a quarter Puerto Rican.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? She couldn't say it. And she was like, new York. Like, what does that mean? I don't. I was like, girl, New York and Puerto Rico also. Maybe this is me. But at face value, I genuinely thought that Q was Latinx. Did you think so?

[Monet X Change]

No, I didn't really give it much thought, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looked Latinx.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, she does kind of have that. She had that look where when you get work done, you kind of become racially ambiguous. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Now Bob's saying this bitch is a fucking cat lady.

[Monet X Change]

But, you know, when you get work done, you start kind of being like, what race are you? You don't see that? I was like, what's going on? Also.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And again, her story was very sad. And I was like, whoa, this is this. I hear it. But Q always has such an about turn with, like, the conversation would be, she's like, new York. And was like, I grew up really poor. And I was like, oh.

[Monet X Change]

I was like. I literally took a bite.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I took a bite of my sandwich. And the next frame, she was crying. I was like, oh, my God, how

[Monet X Change]

did we get here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which, again, is a very sad story.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, we can. We can't. We can't. We can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm not laughing at her story. I'm just saying it just happened.

[Monet X Change]

You are laughing. No, you're laughing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm saying it happened so quick. Like, I was like. I was sitting. Like, I was like, elson, bitch, it's new Yorique. And then I went back, and then she was crying.

[Monet X Change]

This reminds me of back on when they tried to do, like, a Red Table Talk on All Stars and Ginger Bench. Ginger Benj was like, hey, y', all, welcome to Red Table Talk. I haven't shit in five. And they were like, welcome to Red Table Talk. Have a bowel construct. Like, what is. How did we get here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, I love when they were doing the make the getting ready and doing the makeup, I thought about this too. When, like, Megami points out, she's like, bitch, you turn a leaf over, it's still a leaf. I was like, yeah, bitch, if you turn a maple leaf over, it is still a maple leaf. Like, it is still the same thing

[Monet X Change]

about the phrases turn a new leaf. So in theory, turning a new, but also a leaf. When they say turn a leaf, it refers to, like, a page in a book. Like a leaflet.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Turn over a new leaf doesn't mean, like, literally outside in nature, flipping over leaves. It Means you're turning to a new page in a book.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did y' all know that? Am I just dumb? Did y' all know that that's what that means? I did not know that was the reference that they were making.

[Monet X Change]

But I think what Megami was saying, you're flipping over a leaf, but you're just flipping over the same leaf. It's not a new leaf because the phrase is turn a new leaf. Which makes sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that what PJ said? She said, I want to turn over a new leaf.

[Monet X Change]

I think she said, I'm turning over. I think she said turning over a new leaf.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think so.

[Monet X Change]

But that's what turning. The phrase turning new leaf refers to turning to a blank page and a stationary book. Like a leaflet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

You know, leaflet. You've heard a leaflet, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, bitch, I went to church. I used to hand out the leaflet.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, I want to listen, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My motherfucking single body drops on February 23rd. So make sure y' all go and pre save that shit. It's on my website. It's on my Instagram. Pre save my single body. Cause the more pre saves I get, it adds up to when the bitch comes out so I can chart. So fucking save my shit. Also, I'm coming to the Soho House in London in April. I mean. Nope. March 18th to the 23rd. So get tickets to come see me at the Soho House to do my show, Life Be Life Ing and sell me out in Soho, bitch. What's good?

[Monet X Change]

I wish that I could tell you that I know what the song sounds like. I wish I could say I had, like, a preview or something, but we just have to trust. If there's anything like Monae's other music, I'm sure it is absolutely majestic, magical, and remarkable. If it's anything like the rest of your music, anything like your ep, anything like March, anything like love like this, I'm sure it's great. But I guess I'll find out when the world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Bob, that's very sweet of you, but you're lying in my car. That night when we were doing the blues Looks, I played my music for you and Jacob, and y' all were like, oh, my God, Monet, this sounds so good.

[Monet X Change]

So you have heard it, but you didn't tell me the name of the song. So I heard the song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did. I told you. We all talked about everything.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know what? It sounds. Well, I've already given my sample approval. It sounds fantastic, and I can't wait to go out here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's get.

[Monet X Change]

It was. It was a long time ago, though. So that earworm, I have to. I have to fight to get that memory back, honey. So let's go ahead.

[Jacob]

Also, if you live in Los Angeles. Sorry. If you live in Los Angeles, we'll be doing sibling rivalry live for Netflix is a joke on May 5th. And you can get [e-mail] Come see

[Monet X Change]

the light will perform Body there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh, that could be fun.

[Monet X Change]

For Body, I'll perform my new single. My new song Terminal D. I haven't heard that one. Well, it is available on itunes and Spotify, so there's no reason why you shouldn't have heard it. Well, you're out or avoiding it. Oh, yeah, you out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you are number three on the charts, which congratulations to that.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you very much. So let's go on to these looks. First of all, this composite picture of the judges. Why is RuPaul 9,000ft tall?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think. I think Jacob edited it that way.

[Monet X Change]

No, this is how it was on. This is the. I retweeted this. This is the picture from World of wonders official or RuPaul dragon it is.

[Jacob]

That is the photo.

[Monet X Change]

Because TS Madison looks like a 3 year old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They always do this. Rude. Does look like Gar. Like crazy. Yeah. Yeah. This is kind of wild, right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he looks gigantic, like a giant. But anyway, I Love that, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

RuPaul loves being that big.

[Monet X Change]

This is my favorite dress Ru's worn this season. Beautiful. So stunning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So beautiful. It's that same, like, fabric he used on that red gown. In the realness, it's beautiful.

[Monet X Change]

And Law Roach is the guest, which is really exciting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Law Roach, I agree with the Internet. Make Law Roach a permanent judge on this show. He was incredible.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. Law Roach was really good. And I had the privilege of judging with Law Roach on Legendary and what a great talent. So let's go on to Xunami Tsunami. Let me read her thing. Meet Xunami Muse, the mystica with a sharp eye for style. She lives in New York, has a pet dolphin, and got her GED at the age of 15. She's good at walking back and forth from the bank to the bodega. She also enjoys shopping, photography, and Photoshop. Her unique qualities are wearing pants. Her special message is that you never overdress. Everyone else is simply underdressed. I want to say a couple of things. First of all, no shade. Tsunami, you're underdressed. Like baby. For drag. For drag. Tsunami is underdressed. The only thing she has. That's, like, over the top is this bow on her neck, but that is the only thing that's over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Over the top doesn't mean that it has to be something, like, big and, like, crazy. Like, you can be. You can be.

[Monet X Change]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I disagree.

[Monet X Change]

I said what I said. I think Tsunami is underdressed for this particular challenge, and I'm. I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not.

[Monet X Change]

I do not love this look. It. I. I would not wear this, and I would not be. I would not be, like, in awe if I saw someone wearing it, and I don't like it. How do you feel about it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she looks good. I like this outfit. I love the color combo. This pink with the two blue. Maybe it's not pink. It's like a purple, lavender y color with the. With those two blues. I think the colors and the tones look very pretty. I love that she wore this hair, which. I love this hair. I think. I think she looks beautiful. She looks beautiful, and I loved her doll. She's matching the doll. Spot on. Everything is the same.

[Monet X Change]

Her doll. I actually love her doll, and I agree with what. With what Law Roach said was that her doll was the saving grace because her doll looks so good and she really matched the doll. What do you think about her writing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like her writing. I mean, I don't get the pet dolphining, but I guess there is a. There is a level of fantasy here because they're dolls, and obviously dolls don't have. You know, you can make up anything. So I like it. I like the GD at 15 and going back and forth from the bank to bodega. I thought it was cute.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not crazy about the writing. Like, none of it made me laugh, and I agree. I honestly have to say the same thing. I actually. I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I'm like, this is great. I'm kind of like, it's whatever. I also don't get why she has a dolphin. It didn't seem to go with any of her branding. Like, the dolphin just seems so. So random. Like, why do you have. Why do you have a. Why do you have a dolphin? I just don't understand. And just. You all know that sniffle is Monet. That was not me, so I don't want to hear any comments. That was Monet. Can you read Sapir Crystal? Can you do her voice?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember. She did something like this, didn't she?

[Monet X Change]

I don't understand why she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That voice is she an announcer.

[Monet X Change]

That's. That's pretty much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Meet Sapphira Cristal. She is regal, inviting, warm, high maintenance, and scary as hell. She's good at singing. Singing and backhanded slaps. Is that what she said? I don't think that was what she said. Crystal loves to work out her voice because she ain't going to nobody's gym. She comes with hot throat tea or throat coat. She said hot throat, tea, opera coat. Not featured. And gown. And six Grammys she stole from Maria Callas.

[Monet X Change]

Are you one of the Maria Callis haters? No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Maria Callas is an amazing talent. Is she one of my favorite singers? No. But I think, Marie, you cannot deny how influential she was to the genre and to the art form. I thought that Sapphira's was funny. Sapphira does a thing where she opens. She opens her eyes really big and I don't understand what is that like? What? I don't understand what that's supposed to give. What is that giving? Do you get it? Like, she's shocked.

[Monet X Change]

I guess she's, like, trying to be, like, scary or. I don't know. I don't think that. I don't think that Sapphira's personality is shining through this season. I mean, we're six episodes in and all we know about Sapphira so far is that she is nice, she's motherly, and she can sing opera and, like. But what are the. What are the other parts of Sapphire? What are the other part. What are the parts of Sapphira Cristal that are less than perfect? What are the parts that we can relate to on a level that we're like, oh, sometimes when I get angry, I do that. You know what I mean? And I want more out of that from her. And I feel like we're just not seeing that. But that being said, this dress looks really beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love the dress.

[Monet X Change]

I actually like. I would wear this dress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would wear this too.

[Monet X Change]

I don't like the hair on the doll. I mean, it's probably hard to style doll hair to be fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch. I would not know what I would do. You know what I have to do? I would have to do a poof. I would have to do a poof. I don't know what the hell else I would do.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it is. Yeah. I don't love this hair on the doll, but I think that she looks good. I think the doll is good. I think that her branding message was pretty good.

[Jacob]

Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now I was looking for fun ways

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back.

[Jacob]

So I thought it would be be fun if we made $15 bills but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment

[Shannon Maldonado]

of $45 for 3 months, $90 for 6 months or $180 for 12 month Plan required $15 per month equivalent taxes and fees. Extra initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes. Me slow when network is busy. See terms. We all prefer things a certain way. Like groceries. If you want groceries just how you like them, you gotta try Instacart. They have a new preference picker that lets you pick how ripe or unripe you want your bananas. Shoppers can see your preferences up front, helping guide their choices. Because when it comes to groceries, the details matter. Instacart get groceries just how you like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Should we move on?

[Monet X Change]

Can we move on to plasma? Mm. Meet plasma. She's rich, beautiful, seasickening and nauseous. Her style is old fashioned. Glamour hag. She's great at moving her mouth, standing still and theft. She lives with a white Lotus Manhattan in the kitchen refrigerator. The plasma passenger is the plasma passenger of the Pacific edition is the first featuring adjustable eyebrows just for you, Michelle. I don't understand any of this writing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I understand why it became a seasick and why it became like a sea thing.

[Monet X Change]

Well, because she's traveling. She's choosing. Her form of travel is by boat. Which that part makes sense to me. But I just don't understand why she lit. Why do you live in the refrigerator? Like you live in the refrigerator?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't get it. And why and why?

[Monet X Change]

Why and why do you have adjustable eyebrows?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because they read her about her eyebrows.

[Monet X Change]

What did Michelle say about her eyebrows? I don't remember that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was in her makeup. That's why she. I think that's why she made the reference. Like Michelle told her, I think last episode. I think so. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

And old style hammer. Old school glamour hag. That part makes sense. She's great at moving her mouth and standing still in theft. So you're like, are you like a thief? Like. But how does you being a thief. Why do you live in a refrigerator? What? This doesn't make sense. This writing does not make any sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't make any sense. There was some parts of it I do think are fun of that first line. Meat plasma. She's Rich, beautiful, seasickening, and nauseous. I thought that was funny, but, like, refrigerator thing and the theft thing are weird, and. Yeah, I don't.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was fine. A little less.

[Monet X Change]

Her look is good, and she matches the doll really well. I did not understand why she would not pin that thing to her head. That was wild. I was really shocked that she didn't pin the. The scarf to her head. I also hated that the scarf didn't go over the back of her head was just on top of. It was. It was like a ribbon, basically. Like a thick, thick ribbon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I also didn't understand what the judge being so upset about it. I'm like, okay, it fell, and she adjusted it twice. They're acting like. They're acting like this bitch took her wig off and. And put it back on on the stage. I'm like, it fell, and she did that. Like, is that so egregious?

[Monet X Change]

I agree. It was kind of awkward, and I wish she would have just, like. Just, like, if she would have kept it down. It's funny. She's like. She's like. And it also, you know, you're on the Runway for, what, at the longest, 40 seconds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So, like, for you to do that twice, when you see a performer on stage fidgeting with their garment, you lose a level of comfort in the audience because you're like, they're not comfortable. So now I'm not comfortable. So I agree that she should have just had it fall and just let it fall. Like, just let it be down, Mary. Just let. If you let it be down, I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

don't think they would have given her

[Monet X Change]

that critique, but I do think she looks. I think she looks pretty good, though. Like, I. I don't really have any complaints about this garment. I think she looks pretty good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Let's go into Plane Jane, meet plane Jane. She's funky, spunky, and a little bit skunky and bitch the entire time she's doing your thing. Is she a magical mermaid or retired ice skating instructor? Your guest is as good as hers. She comes with her outfit. Hair and greasy, stinky burger finger. Taco head. Taco head. Bitch. You got a taco head.

[Monet X Change]

Taco head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She resides in the Pacific, and her special message is that she is secretly a Russian spy here to infiltrate capitalist American households. Her most quality, of course, is her robust whop. Her widely appealing personality. That was funny. This doll retails at $29.99 an hour. That was funny, too.

[Monet X Change]

Well, RuPaul said this doll retails at $29.99 hours. That wasn't actually her joke. Oh, RuPaul said this doll retailed at $29.99 an hour, which was the funniest part of the whole thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought the plain Jane looked good. I thought this is a very good look that she constructed in the workroom. And I agree she didn't match her doll. Do you think they styled the wigs on the dolls? Cause, like, I mean, bitch, I just. If these girls style these wigs themselves, they better work. I would not know what the fuck to do. I would literally. Anyway, I think that this was a funny. I think her thing was funny. I do think it was funny. I think that the wop widely personality was good. She referenced herself with the burger finger thing. And this is a thing. A lot of girls, people talk about leotards all the time. Like when drag queens are a leotard bitch. Like, what are you? We half the time, we end up looking like a fucking ice skater because you fucking make a leotard and you stone it. You look like you're about to do a fucking Simone Biles somewhere. So I think that was funny and I thought her thing was funny.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think that she looks really good. This is a great look. Honestly, I don't like. Her writing was pretty good. The only part I didn't care for was I just don't think. I don't think burger finger. I don't want to hear about burger finger. And I didn't like the face. She kept me. Her face kept like. I kept being like, just walk the Runway. Like, why are you. Like, why are you doing. It's kind of like when there was someone else who just.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Who?

[Monet X Change]

I can't remember a couple seasons ago. And I was. It was either you. Was it Utica? I was like, just walk the Runway. Stop doing weird. Just walk down the Runway, Ms. Thing. But she does look really, really good. And I think that her writing was pretty remarkable. And the branding was great, I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she loves her branding. I think Plane Jane is a really great queen. She's really turning it out.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to the Banana Queen herself. The banana Queen. Honey, meet Nymphia Win. She is fun dumb. There we go. We are not going to go an episode without a queen proclaiming to be the dumbest bitch in the universe. This is the dumbest cast of Drag Race in the history of idiot dumb contestants. But this is. By their own admission, they're all claiming how dumb they are. Nymphia went meet Nymphia. Win. She is fun, dumb, and full of potassium. Nymphia's style is glamorously yellow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

While.

[Monet X Change]

While stand. While standing, doing nothing. She's very peelable and occasionally breaks wind. The special doll. This special doll comes with bananas, milk, and cream, and a limited edition to die for recipe for your own banana smoothie. Her message is, let's all be yellow. You know, I just. I love that she loves bananas. I just don't love them as much. I don't love them as much as she does. And I like bananas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do? I told y' all Bob almost body slam promoter, because he didn't get his bananas. But the only line that I really liked on hers was the first one. The she's fun, dumb, and full of potassium. I was like, bitch, that's all we need. Just. That's the only. That's enough banana for this thing. But she went on to make everyone be yellow and, like, all the smoothies. Like, I was just like. I do think it's a little too. And what's crazy to me is they read dawn. Like, Dawn. No more colors, no more crazy makeup.

[Monet X Change]

We've had it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This bitch has been yellow 19 times, but she ain't getting to know.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she's been 19 different bananas, three all in the same episode. She has been banana down. And they're like, dawn, if I ever see you mismatch one more thing or do a crazy makeup, I'm fucking you up. Personally, I'm not gonna. I'm keep you around. I'm gonna follow you to the fucking hotel at night and fuck you up. By the way, Nefi, you're doing such a good job with this banana thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Keep it going. Michelle literally told dawn on site. Michelle, like, dawn, next time you in a crazy color, it's on site.

[Monet X Change]

That being said, I think the Nymphia looks really good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Amazing.

[Monet X Change]

The bow was looking like it was having some, like. I don't know. She was, like, holding it, but when she's standing still, it looks really good. The bow was looking like. It was, like, kind of going through it a little bit when she was, like, kind of walking, trying to, like, present it or fluff it or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

But that being said, she looks great. And she got this wig from a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

mandatory meeting gag, but I was also gagged that the bow on her dress didn't match the bow on the bone at all. And the hair was different. So I think that's why she wasn't. The top could be.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I. I Don't think this was a top look, but I think it was the highest. Really? You don't think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't think this was. You think. Okay, you think that this, what, this look is less than Plain Jane's look?

[Monet X Change]

When I look at them as a whole, I think that. I think that the top two looks for me are dawn and Q for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think this could have been a third.

[Monet X Change]

And you know, honestly, her and Plane Jane could be rotating. Like they both look. They both look good. To be honest to me. These looks. These looks both look good. But I think that Plane Jane had a much better script than she did. Way better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I would agree.

[Monet X Change]

Sounds better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would agree.

[Monet X Change]

I'd agree. Let's go on to Morphine Love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She is a gorgeous. It's me. It's me. I'm the problem. It's me.

[Monet X Change]

She is gorgeous with her read. Meet Morphine Love. That's part of her writing. Read that. Read that. Is it part of her writing? I don't know. I think she said it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Meet Morphine Love Dion. She is gorgeous with a hint of stunning and a splash of why am I here? Why am I here? She can climb a palm tree without popping her filter. Her fillers. She comes with shoes, hair, and a suspiciously long pinky nail. She loves to get pumped and staying in the tanning bed for a long ass time. Her most special quality is her beautiful smile. Her message to the world is to save up all your money so you can get a bbl. The bbl girls.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like she. The entire episode she was like, I'm not gonna do any BBL stuff. And it was literally like. She was like, I guys, I know and I'm not. And I'm taking Michelle's notes seriously. I'm not gonna do any more of that BBL stuff. I'm better than that. Anyway, my message is save all your money. I got fillers and I love getting filled up and I have fillers and it's like, girl, I feel like. What. What happened to what you had said? Girl? The. The wig. The wig on the doll is tragic. This wig on this doll is criminal, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Criminal crazy. That being said, she looks good. And I liked her blackout too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Jail. Send her to jail for that wig on that doll. That wig on that doll looks insane. That doll had a hard night.

[Monet X Change]

It's a hard time. Truly. Road hard. Put up wet. Honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Also, wait, before you go to Maya. Maya before you still read her thing. She should have done it in the Cher voice last Week. If she did her whole thing in that Cher voice, Drew would have lost his mind, and she would have not. She would not have been the bottom.

[Monet X Change]

Drew, who is Drew?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Ru,

[Jacob]

Drew. Paul.

[Monet X Change]

Drew. Paul. Drew Hill. Let's go from Drew Hill.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Imagine me.

[Monet X Change]

So, Maya, Mon lepage. That would have been funny. Meet Maya Mon lepage. She is fun. She's fun, shy, outgoing. Is she shy or she outgoing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, thank you.

[Jacob]

No.

[Monet X Change]

She's fun, boring, shy, outgoing, tall, short,

[Jacob]

bitch.

[Monet X Change]

What are you, shy or outgoing? She's fun, shy, outgoing, and is an energetic diva who lives in Miami, Florida. She comes with shoes that will have you flipping for the gods and a body and a booty that will have all the boys looking. Her quirkier Personas are plucking her nose hair and being afraid of thunder. She's the only doll that can do countless backflips. She loves to flip and travel the world. Okay, I need to say this. It's like banana girl. Baby, we know you flip. Baby, I promise you. Even before we saw one, we knew you flipped. You told us. You have told us a lot of times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You flip.

[Monet X Change]

We know you flip, baby, I promise. We know you flip. This writing is not great. Why are you picking your nose hair? Is this, like, something she just does in real life? But, like, we don't know that about you. And is she just afraid of thunder in real life? But again, we don't know that about you. And what was weird that RuPaul was like, why do you have a zipper in this casket? Oh, my God. I wrote that down, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wrote that down, too.

[Monet X Change]

How was she. Is she gonna get her whole body through the neck, Ruby? Is she gonna go through the foot? Is she going through the foot? Is she gonna put her body through the keyhole?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, maybe if the Katsu went down here, if maybe, like, this part was in here, she could get it on. I was like, baby, the Katsu goes up to here. How the fuck is you? I was like, RuPaul clearly has not sewn anything in eons. He's like, I wrote down the exact quote. Cause I was like, is Ru drunk? Oh, he says it's a stretchy material. Why would you need to put a zipper? I was like, what?

[Monet X Change]

Like, RuPaul, you've been on Drag Race in stretchy dresses that have zippers in them. But also, Ru wears that long scooped. Rue doesn't do. Ru doesn't really cover her neck up a lot like that. Ru wears these, like, long things like this down here that you can Just shimmy into probably. But I. I am gag. I'm like, Girl, RuPaul. She can't. She cannot fit her whole body through the neck hole.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was gagged to that.

[Monet X Change]

That being said, this garment is hideous. The doll is bad. The doll has been. The doll was hanging. Whatever happened to this one happened to. Whatever happened to Morphine's hair happened to this entire doll. This is. This whole doll is a mess. This outfit is a mess. This. She has no neck. She is three feet tall. I don't understand. I don't understand that. She has the salvage edge still on the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me say something. Is there one thing Maya will do is hide her neck? I think that is her direct superpower. She can hide her neck in anything.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I don't think that Maya got the doll right. She didn't get the writing right and she didn't get the design right. She honestly did not do well in any part of this assignment. I have to be honest. How do you feel?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Terrible. This look is crazy. The wig with that headband, it just looks crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, I just don't get it. I don't know why you would do

[Bob the Drag Queen]

this also if your wig was that color. Why don't you just spray the doll's wigs at least match her color. Like. Like, just get some spray and spray it. Some hair. Some hairspray. I mean, some. Like.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, some. Some. But also whether she did. Like, she came with it with it with a cape over her arm, but it was uneven and it was like. I was like, what's happening? The cape also was split down the middle. It wasn't connected. They weren't capes. It was too big. It was just two squares on her shoulders.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Bless her.

[Monet X Change]

There was so much going wrong with the. Let's go on to Megami.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's my turn.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go ahead. Meet Megami. She is dressed in the official state colors in New York, blue and orange. I had no idea. She's great at hailing cabs. You can always find her riding that D train. The Megami New Yorker edition comes with a Metro card and a large cup of coffee. If you think Megamu. Megami is like all those other cheaply made dolls from out of town, forget about it. This doll is 100% certified New York Made strong. Pick up your Megami native New Yorker edition doll at a bodega near you.

[Monet X Change]

This might be the best writing. Honestly, like, the branding is on point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she. I think Jacob May wrote because I think she wrote the D train that she originally said. The D train. Train, that is. I was like, no, she should have said, like, the. Dude, she said like the G train to somewhere, but she said the D train. That is like, she, she. She. The joke up her own joke, which was, I think would have been really funny.

[Monet X Change]

I liked it that way. I. I honestly, I liked it that way. I thought it was really good. I think this is probably the best writing. I don't love her head. Her headpiece looks incredibly cheap. I mean, like, does it insane? To me, the headpiece looks really cheap, but this outfit looks so. It looks like the one that Beyonce was wearing when she was floating above the stage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's that same fabric. I think it's that same fabric.

[Monet X Change]

This. This looks really good. I would wear this minus the cup, the hat, and the. And the. And the Bible or whatever the sexual liberty is holding. It's not a Bible. What is she holding? I don't know. It's. What is sexual liberty? You're a New Yorker. What is the sexual liberty holding?

[Shannon Maldonado]

Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't fucking know what that bitch. I don't know what that bitch got in her hand. I will say she should have really made a joke on herself. She probably didn't realized was going to be so viral. It should have said, like, protect drag or whatever the. That thing did in her performance.

[Monet X Change]

Protect queer art.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would have been great. Would have been very funny. I don't. I don't like them flowers on her shoulders. I do like the fabric, but I don't. That's. I don't love what she's doing with her makeup. I don't know what putting, like, putting the brow highlight under. First of all, I hate that she does these, like, half brows. I'm like, give me a full eyebrow. Please give me a full eyebrow. I get this may be her thing. I'm not in love with this look that she does with that. And so with that being said, I do not like that her brow highlight was this blue color. It was so strange to me. And I'm not really loving her makeup, but I do agree the blue color of the castle is dope. But that's literally all I really love. I don't really love the hair either.

[Monet X Change]

What about her writing and her doll?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think her writing was good. I think her writing is good. Beside that one joke that I thought she could have made funnier by just saying the D is trained to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But I do think her writing was good. And I like that her doll for the most part, I think is like, her. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to Geneva Carr. And like a car I saw on the street last night, this is a wreck. This is insane. These. When she walked out in those white shoes, I was. If you have big feet, that's not the shoe. When Laura Roach said, everything's bigger in Texas, she meant those white shoes, baby. He ate her up with that. These shoes eviscerated her. I mean, no shade rightfully. La Roach said, from the neck up, beautiful. But for pretty much the challenge, he was like, from the neck up, great. But, you know, everything that had to do with the challenge, you know, literally the sewing, the doll, all the stuff you were supposed to do that was bad and that was a read. And honestly, he's not wrong. This. I just don't understand what I'm looking at. I just don't understand what is what and what goes where. I do think the doll. What. This doll has this, like, velociraptorian collar thing. If she could have pulled that off, that would have been so cool. If she looked more like the doll, that would be sickening. I agree. Her makeup should have been much more graphic with that white. With that white, the way that the doll is. And I just. Oh, I'm reading. Everything's bigger in Texas. But she's the daintiest. She speaks good English and good bilingual. Good bilingual Accessories include size 14, white pumps and messed up in a messed up ponytail. She loves to sing and act like she's not eating again. Her quirky qualities include awkwardly smiling when boys flirt with her and awkwardly twitching her eye back at them. And her special message for everyone is, spread your butter on your bread and not your legs. Just kidding, but for real. So she's saying. It sounds like she's saying is spread your butter on your legs. No, spread your butter on your toes. Don't spread your butter on your legs. But I think she's trying to say spread butter, not your legs. She's like, don't spread your legs. Spread joy. But she's saying, don't spread. She's saying, spread your butter on your toes, but don't spread your butter on your legs. And I think she should have spread her butter on her legs and done the fucking hair thing. I think it would have been more successful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This look is a mess. This fucking writing is a mess. She was.

[Monet X Change]

The doll looks good, I will give her that. The doll does look good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The doll is cute. Everything else, I mean, I had to. So Laura Roach, like, goes in, he Says from the neck up Beauty. From the neck down. From the neck of Beauty Queen. The neck down horror queen. That thick white ankle strap.

[Monet X Change]

Horrible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I don't get it. Your doll has RuPaul legs, but you have Danny DeVito's that one. I was like, well, what is she supposed to do? Pad the doll legs, then make like a body tight. I think that was. There's no way to make like that's the doll she got. But other than that, I was like, damn, he cleared this bitch. I felt really bad for her, but

[Monet X Change]

she does not look good. We gotta move on. Let's go on to Dawn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Up till dawn. Meet Dawn. Her personality consists of intergalactic domination in a nice way. Sincere introspection on her, on her role in the universe and having a 22 inch waist. Does she really. Damn. She's from the valley of the dawn, where all the Dawns are from. But now she lives in Galaxy 919 on the edge of a beautiful beach where she spends long, gorgeous days pretending to work from home. Get to work. Just kidding. Let's get drunk. Quirky qualities include everything. She's insane, but she's gorgeous and great at her job. Blast off or something.

[Monet X Change]

I wish that her Galaxy would have been like a New York area code. Like Galaxy646.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's cute. 919 is probably where that bitch is really forgotten. I think she just moved to New York recently. So 9 1.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Ooh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, can you look up where 919 area code is?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, maybe that's her thing. I think her writing was actually really good. This is up there. This is up there in the top. Her writing is up there on the top with me.

[Jacob]

919 is Raleigh, North Carolina, not there.

[Monet X Change]

It is interesting, but yeah, I think her writing is up there with the. With the best of them. I think this outfit is really good. This outfit is a solid number two. It looks really cool. It looks, it gives her perspective. Matches the doll. The fabric looks expensive. It's unique. I've not seen anything like this on the show before. I love a complete body cover up with another garment on top of it sometime. I think they can look really cool. And she did a good job with it here. I love the matching gloves. She did a great job. This is very good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. No, no.

[Jacob]

And looking here, it looks like she was born in Raleigh and then moved to New York after. So she was from Raleigh, which is the area.

[Monet X Change]

Detective work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. No, no, no, no. I think dawn looks amazing. This outfit is fucking incredible. I love her makeup, she looks so beautiful. I think dawn really fucking killed it. She looks. The doll was great. And getting her amazing makeup on that doll to look pretty much identical to hers. It was great. She looks. She. She killed. She turned.

[Monet X Change]

If it wasn't for Q, she would have won the challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

If Q would have got sent home last week, she would have won the challenge for real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I agree.

[Monet X Change]

Unless Amanda would have pulled.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God. Shani. Read this, bitches.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on.

[Jacob]

Meet Q.

[Monet X Change]

Fantasy Edition. On her days off, she flutters about the forest justice just so everyone can take her beauty in. She is the only doll in the store with an extra box for all her fabulous clothes. Then they get me started on the head pieces. The Fantasy edition comes with a little bit of fairy dust, and then she threw some fairy dust in the air. She doesn't dance too good, but she moves a lot. A lot of people seem. Seem to like it. Fantasy cute. Fantasy. Q just wants you to know you. You, too, can be slaying it if you try hard enough. No dream is too big. That last part's a little cheesy, but this, the writing is good, and she looks incredible. This is. I'm going to go ahead and say right now, I think so far, this is the best look that's been on the season for sure. She fucking turned it home. What people have made. I think this is actually the best look. I cannot believe that she made this. I. I cannot believe she made this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

This is so stunning. Like, every part of it except those fucking shoes. Her shoes are often criminal, are they? She often wears it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It works with the outfit. What's wrong with the shoe?

[Monet X Change]

I didn't like the shoe. I did not like it. It was. It was just so short and stumpy and like, a little. I think she probably uses that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You could, like, just like, oh, like,

[Monet X Change]

I can't believe how good this looks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she probably use a shoe that she didn't because maybe she, like, glued the fabric to show. I'm not gonna mess up one of my nice shoes. She'll be like, I'm gonna use this chunky heel to make this look. They'll probably only wear with this ever again. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Use the shoe that she wore in the last episode, that blue shoe that she got red for, and cover that up. You already used it once anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Yeah, I think.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I wore. I wore shoes multiple times throughout my season. Did you redo any shoes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I did. I'm sure I did. I'M sure I did.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think this is incredible. This I. I wrote down. I think that Nymphia and Q might be two of, like, the best seamstresses we've ever had on Drag Race, period. Did you see Nymphia's video of her making her red look last week?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She posted a video of her, like, the entire process. It is incredibly, immaculately made.

[Monet X Change]

It.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. She constructed every aspect of it, hand sewing all the crystals, making all those. It was really impressive. I think Q and Nymphia truly might be the best seamstresses that, like, coming from the show. They're so good.

[Monet X Change]

Nymph is one of the only girls from this season that does not follow you or me. She said not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She follows me.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting.

[Jacob]

She also doesn't follow RuPaul.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think she has follow you money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we did this.

[Jacob]

We did this. I. I did this for the. The opening of the season, but I think she doesn't follow you or Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She followed me recently.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that's because you follow her first. You follow her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not follow her, actually. Just followed her back yesterday when I looked at this outfit.

[Monet X Change]

We'll see if I ever see for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway. Yeah, I think Q looks incredible. This. She made this headpiece. Her makeup was good. I think Q and. And they were right. The tones that she picked contrasted everyone else so much. She really does stand out from everyone else on the thing. And she's this fucking intergalactic. She looks like the villain who was gonna attack Dawn's planet, and she's trying to enslave everyone on the planet to join her evil galactic army.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I can see that. That actually makes a lot of sense. She looks so good, and this win is so hands down deserved that. No one could even for it because it was. It looked so good. Let's. Let's go into the judging. I mean, so. So they asked Plasma why she can't use a bobby pin, which I think is like, girl, yeah, girl, put a bobby in your hair. And they were asking Maya, like, why didn't you flip? Which, honestly, I didn't think about it yet. Why didn't you flip?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she, like, how many times

[Monet X Change]

she said the word flip? She said the word flip. Let me see one. Flipping and then back flips and then flip. Three different times she mentioned flips and not a single flip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know.

[Jacob]

Bless her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bless her heart. What else did I write in the contouring? Oh. Oh, yeah. We talked about this before, but Michelle compliments Dawn on changing up her Elf heirs and not being a color. And I wrote, yeah, Nymphia fucking yellow ass is sitting right next to her. Like, to me. That's crazy. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Q wins the challenge, which is deserved. Oh, wait, I wrote this down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ru asked Q what would her doll. What would her doll cost? She said something like 29. I bet you should have said $200,000. That was a missed opportunity for RuPaul

[Monet X Change]

to be like, she said 1 million Rue Bucks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that what she said. She should have said $200,000.

[Monet X Change]

Duh. Yeah. 1 million rubuks was a really lame 1 million rubuks. Can't put a price on that. I was like, girl, what the fuck? So Q wins deserve. Maya and Geneva on the bottom also deserved. And then in this lip sync, they're doing Nasty girl. No. Is it nasty girl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

It was

[Bob the Drag Queen]

control. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And Maya just slayed Geneva into oblivion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Bless her heart. Geneva, crash car.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, Geneva was in the bottom. That was her third time in the bottom. Geneva only had one episode of the show where she did not lip sync. We know she won one. We know. We know she actually won two. Well, no, she didn't lip sync the episode. She won. But that's what I mean, there was. In that episode. There was not a single episode where she was not in the top or the bottom. She didn't have a single episode where she was not in the top or in the bottom. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was like, I'm never a mid type of bitch. I only do the best of the worst. That's who I am. She was.

[Monet X Change]

I think she's technically in the lead when she left. She's the only one with two wins.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Nymphia has two wins.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, did Nymphia lipstick against Geneva or the Geneva lipstick against Nymphia?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Didn't listen.

[Monet X Change]

Geneva did not win that first episode. Wait, did Geneva win? Geneva lost The Lip Sync 2 playing Jane. You're right. So no, she only had one win, but she. But she made it to the top twice. Yeah, she. She is a very polarizing. Her talents are very polarized. She did the top or she's the bottom. There's nothing between for her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said, I don't do mid like y' all ragged.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I had quite a few safe episodes, so you better than me, baby. So goodbye to Geneva Carr headed back to Brownsville, which has a very bustling, fierce, vibrant drag scene. And I'm sure they're very proud of her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah. Especially a Joel Puss that had a lot to say about her.

[Monet X Change]

Apparently,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maya went Luscious Massacre, one of the Bronzeville girls.

[Monet X Change]

Maya wins and had some great. I'm sure that people from Miami are very happy for her. Monet, now that you know what you know now, who's gonna win RuPaul's Drag Race season 16?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, if we're looking at consistency, I still think Nymphia is looking, to me, like Nymphia and Plane Jane. Like, Plane Jane is just in multiple aspects of this competition. She has proven herself that she's good at a lot of it. Like, she's a good writer. They think she's funny. She can act in that fucking acting challeng. She can sew like she's really. She's. She's clearly a multidisciplinary, talented person that won't stop fucking shaking her head like a dumbass bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I do think that the top. I think the winner at this point might be Nymphia. Nymphia is doing a very good job. I really just can't see Sapphira slipping up because she's been pretty consistently good. Also, we didn't even discuss it. She just randomly used her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yes, her potion. She drank the potion, like, and then

[Monet X Change]

immediately was, like, dumb. Like, she drinking and immediately was like, a mistake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. All the oil got her head and plain jank on her head, too. Made her think that she was gonna. She's about to be in the bottom. But do you know. Do you know what we. What they are setting us up for, though? Plane Jane is gonna have a big fall. Challenge is gonna come when she's not gonna do well because she's doing well so far. And it's gonna be. Especially with her track record of coming for everyone and being shady and rude and nasty. It's gonna be a big fall for her.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I don't know if plan's gonna make the finale. She'll make it close, but I think Dawn's gonna be there. I think Sapphira's gonna be there, and I think Nymphia's gonna be there. There.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I see that. Plasma.

[Monet X Change]

Plasma and Dawn. It could be Plasma or Dawn. To be honest, I think dawn has a much better standard performer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're saying a top three? Nymphia, Sakira and Dawn. Or Plasma. One of those two.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Dawn and Plasma can swap out, but I think it might be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, Nymphia, Plain Jane, and my swaps are Sapphira. Sapphira and Dawn. One of those two, I don't think. I think Plasma is going to be like a Monet miscracker placements her first season, like a six or five.

[Monet X Change]

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