Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S16E8 "Snatch Game" Review

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: Sibling Watchery — RuPaul's Drag Race S16E8 "Snatch Game" Review

Release Date: February 28, 2024
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen (Season 8 Winner), Monét X Change (Season 10 Miss Congeniality, All Stars 4 Winner)

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Episode Overview

Bob and Monét deliver their signature hilarious, irreverent recap and critique of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 16 Episode 8, a "Snatch Game" and Reading mini-challenge double-header—two of the season’s most anticipated segments. They dissect the queens’ choices, performances, and runways, debate the winners and losers, and trade plenty of playful, shady banter. This episode also explores what makes (or breaks) a great Snatch Game character, the evolving definition of a Drag Race winner, and who’s shaping up as frontrunners for the crown.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Pre-Episode Banter and Warm-up [01:03–06:10]

• Drag Queen Logistics: Bob details being on tour and Monet jokes about Bob's classic pre-show scatterbrained energy ("Bob will come into the zoo [...] he's sitting on the floor, he's having dinner, he's screwing in lights." – Monet, 01:24)
• Drag Mishaps: Quick discussion on wig glue burns and the long-term effects on their foreheads.
• Personal Chemistry: Bob and Monét’s trademark bickering and playful undermining set the tone.

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2. The Importance of Snatch Game [06:10–07:54]

• Bob notes Snatch Game is the "most anticipated episode of every season of Drag Race."
• Brief mention of the Reading Challenge ("They did double whammy—Reading Challenge and Snatch Game—which are two of the most highly anticipated challenges." – Bob, 15:28).

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3. Post-Elimination Reflections [06:57–09:59]

• Megami’s elimination (first NY girl to go home).
• The group's reactions—disbelief from Megami, Maya’s confidence in sending queens packing without flips.
• Bob notes Maya’s Kennedy Davenport vibe—talented flipper but with other skills.

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4. Reading Challenge – Standout Moments [15:09–18:32]

Notable Quotes:

• “Around Tsunami, no man is safe. But Tsunami always is.” – Plasma’s read, called "the best read of the whole episode" (15:15)
• Sapphira’s: "PJ being a cancer to the drag community" (17:05)
• Tsunami’s: “RuPaul is the Morgan Freeman of drag”—discussed as a familiar, slightly tired joke (16:31–16:53)
• General consensus: Reading challenge was mixed; some clever jokes amidst obvious or uncomfortable moments, particularly for Nymphia.
• Both hosts agree Nymphia’s reading challenge presence was “very cringe” and hard to watch.

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5. Queens’ Snatch Game Character Choices [20:57–32:49]

Highlights:

• Jane Goodall: Monet admits she had to look her up; Bob calls her a “chimpanzee scientist” and contrasts her to Grizzly Man.
• Dawn as Meghan McCain: Both express high expectations due to her sharp, satirical pre-show commentary.
• Xunami’s Gold Tooth Fairy: Hosts find the concept odd and a missed opportunity; Bob says, "She could have just been the Tooth Fairy."
• Plasma as Patti LuPone: Bob is shocked no one but Plasma seems to know Patti; brief digression into Broadway and culture.
• Maya as Tiffany Pollard: Both predict this would be a mistake; Bob argues Tiffany is “not a ghetto archetype, she’s a reality TV archetype.” (28:12)
• Discussion of made-up Snatch Game characters: Bob warns against them unless you’re a "1990s SNL-level character actor" (32:35).

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6. The Walkthrough with Ru & Chad Michaels [30:05–32:01]

• Chad Michaels’ return: hosts praise her legendary status ("She is the moment!" – Bob, 30:30).
• Chad quickly guesses Anna Delvey by her props—a surprising moment.
• Discussion of advantages and pitfalls of accent-based characters (Plasma, Plane Jane as “the Madonna of Russia”).

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7. Snatch Game Performances – In-Depth Critiques [36:35–57:38]

Panel Format: The hosts run down each queen’s Snatch Game, alternating critique and banter.

Jane Goodall (Nymphia)

• Bob: “A real dud…editing made her even less funny.” (39:43)
• Monet: “Wasn’t good, even if the editing had tried to save her.” (40:42)

Amelia Earhart (Q)

• Bob: “Weird, bad choice…just talking in her little happy voice, which is the same thing she did when she was the brick from Stonewall.” (37:05)

Gold Tooth Fairy (Xunami)

• Bob: “Mama, this is garbage.” (38:37)
• Monet: “Coming in doing a character you’re making up…you can literally say or do anything and you still can’t do that—that’s the wild thing.” (39:27)

Meghan McCain (Dawn)

• Monet: “Low safe. You could have swapped her for [the bottom]. It wasn’t bad enough to be bottom, but it was very, very low safe.” (42:07)
• Bob: “She has no Meghan McCain-isms…If you’re not interested in them at all, I don’t understand how you think that’s a good choice.” (42:45)

James Brown (Sapphira)

• Bob: “James Brown is camp. I think she was top two for sure, but could’ve gone further.” (44:33–46:13)
• Monet: “In my opinion, the best one of the night—but RuPaul wanted more.” (46:13)

Patti LuPone (Plasma)

• Bob: “Being Patti and not standing up and telling the cameras to stop filming is insane” (47:03); missed opportunities for diva moments or iconic outbursts.

Anna Delvey (Morphine)

• Both: Agree it wasn’t as bad as critique suggested, but lacked comedic specificity. Bob calls her scammer bit “clever.” (51:25)
• Suggestions: switching accents each answer or portraying scammer “Elizabeth Holmes” instead.

Shaquita, Trina’s Cousin (Maya)

• Bob: “Just wanted to act ghetto as a joke. If you’re portraying ‘ghetto’ with a specific point of view, that’s different than being like, ‘I’m just going to be ghetto.’” (52:54)
• Monet: “She’s graded on a curve because she’s usually so reserved—this was fine, not spectacular.” (52:32)

Yelena/Russian Pop Star (Plane Jane)

• Monet: “Clearly top two, [but] I wasn’t getting that Plane Jane is so hilarious vibe…She made some good jokes but not knee-slapping.” (55:51)
• Bob: "Of these people, she was one of the two funniest." (57:04)
• They agree the Snatch Game overall had no all-time iconic performances.

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8. Mirror Moments & Personal Stories [58:33–59:43]

• Sapphira opens up about her stepfather’s passing, moving both hosts—Monét: "I cried." (58:57)
• The hosts riff on practical distractions during emotional stories (Monét fixating on visible powder on Sapphira’s face during her touching scene).

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9. Runway: "Dance" Theme [63:13–77:00]

Queens walk the runway inspired by dance styles. Notable commentary:

• RuPaul: Bob wishes Ru had accessorized “purse first.”
• Q: Both call her robot look “sinfully ugly” and want her in a wig.
• Xunami: "Beautiful, very stunning" (65:02) — Monet loves the salsa dress.
• Nymphia: “Amazing. It’s my favorite look of the night, for sure.” – Bob (66:28)
• Dawn: Monet reminisces about polka via Urkel, Bob compares polka to Weird Al.
• Sapphira: “Very creative and clever—something we’ve never seen in this way depicted on Drag Race.” – Monet (69:37)
• Plasma: Both puzzled by her “tap dance” interpretation; Monet calls the performance “the thirstiest tap dancing.”
• Morphine: Universally praised as "absolutely stunning; this look is beautiful" (73:47–74:27); Bob notes her “big head” contributes to her beauty.
• Maya: Both say "this outfit does not say 90s hip hop," critique lack of genre signifiers.
• Plane Jane: Called “expensive” and “really beautiful,” with Monet noting her all-around polish.

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10. Judging, Results & Lip Sync [77:00–84:39]

• Safe Queens: Q, Dawn, Plasma—both agree on safety but think Nymphia’s runway could have swapped her into the safe group.
• RuPaul’s critiques: While panel compliments are given, Ru reminds Nymphia her Snatch Game "was garbage" (paraphrased, 79:51).
• Notable Moment: Q, on stage, whispers, “What if Maya wins?!”—Bob: “That’s crazy to say on stage.” (80:53)
• Lip Sync: Morphine vs. Xunami to Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody.” Both rave about the performance. Morphine "ate, left no crumbs," and ultimately, Xunami is eliminated.

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11. Season Standings & Winner Predictions [84:49–89:56]

Current Queen Stats:

• Plane Jane: 2 wins
• Plasma: 2 wins
• Nymphia: 2 wins

Winner Discourse:

• Monet: “It’s looking like Plane Jane… she hasn’t struggled in a single challenge" (85:27)
• Bob: “On paper, she should win, but I just can’t imagine her in the winner’s circle… can see Nymphia or Sapphira” (86:00)
• Both hosts muse on how the definition of a “Drag Race winner” has evolved—they can’t picture Plasma or Plane Jane winning despite strong track records.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "Tiffany Pollard is so specific. She's not a ghetto archetype… she's a reality TV archetype that she's crafted herself." – Bob (28:12)
• "James Brown is camp… I think she was top two for sure, but could’ve gone further." – Bob (44:33)
• "Being Patti LuPone and not standing up and telling the cameras to stop filming is insane!" – Bob (47:03)
• "You can literally say or do anything, and you still can’t do that—that’s the wild thing." – Monet on made-up Snatch Game characters (39:27)
• "If you're great, if you're talented, I don't care if you show it off. Try hard. This is Drag Race!" – Bob (73:27)
• "Plane Jane across all disciplines… is turning it out so looking like she’s a very good drag queen." – Monet (85:39)
• "Maybe it’s just our limited perception of what a winner of Drag Race is..." – Bob (89:03)

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Timestamps to Key Segments

• Start of Actual Content/Preamble Wrap-Up: [01:03]
• Snatch Game Hype & Elimination Recap: [06:10–09:59]
• Reading Challenge: [15:09–18:32]
• Snatch Game Character Choices & Dissection: [20:57–32:49]
• Walkthrough with Chad Michaels: [30:05–32:01]
• Snatch Game Critiques (Roundtable): [36:35–57:38]
• Runway: Dance Theme Looks: [63:13–77:00]
• Judging, Top/Bottom, Lip Sync: [77:00–84:39]
• Predictions & Winner Analysis: [84:49–89:56]

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Overall Tone & Final Thoughts

Bob and Monét bring their signature blend of sharp critique, drag queen inside references, and kinetic banter. They dissect performances with a balance of humor and experienced insight, unafraid to call out lackluster choices (“Mama, this is garbage” – Bob on the Gold Tooth Fairy). They celebrate Sapphira’s majorette look as a highlight and note the lack of any “all-time legendary” Snatch Game performances. The hosts close with musings on how the show’s bar for “winner energy” keeps shifting, even as some front-runners dominate on paper.

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Transcript

[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

Foreign.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is Rob. Rob is my stylist and my dresser on the Celebration World Tour. Hello from Philadelphia. The Robert Bryan show. And I was running a little bit behind today because I was going to visit people here in San Francisco, and Rob is very graciously ran up to my room and Monet was rushing him, which is kind of crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not watching Rob. I was rushing Bob because, y', all. Here's the thing, y'. All, Bob will. Bob will come into the zoo and he is screwing. He's sitting on the floor. He's having dinner. He's screwing in lights. He, He.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's doing all kind of macaroon. I ate a macaroon.

[Monet X Change]

He was having a full course meal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I ate. I literally ate one macaroon. And Monet says, I'm. I'm over here having Thanksgiving dinner. I want to go, hey, no worries. Let's just do it together. Can you grab me some lotion from the bathroom? And yes, I want to use hotel lotion on my face because, well, oh, no, I have my stuff here. Actually, I have my stuff here. Nevermind. Sometimes. Oh, my God. When they were podcasting, do you ever have it where your lotion is, like, far away and you're like. It's like packed and you're like, I don't want to use my stuff. I'm just gonna use the hotel stuff. Have you ever had that?

[Monet X Change]

No, I really don't. I'm not even trying to do it. I'm not trying to do a thing. I really don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I will just sometimes not on your face.

[Monet X Change]

This is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is not hotel stuff. This is my stuff.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is olay. But I will put hotel lotion on my face.

[Monet X Change]

No, I will not. Hotel lotion is too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

I think I glued my wig too many times, bitch. I have like, Bruce spirit gum burn or something. What is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have the same thing. I don't want to scare you, but it will change the texture of your forehead forever. Because my forehead is fully changed. Who can say if I've been changed for the better?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, I've been using spirit gum for years. This is not my first time. Bitch. Drag Race. I had spirit gum on for hours at a time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but you know what? Your. Your. Your. Your body chemistry changes over time.

[Monet X Change]

But you think it'll be more fortified.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You would think, Monet. You would think. You know, my friend Juan, you would think. You would think that.

[Monet X Change]

You know my friend Juan. Yeah, Juan would think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, because I tried it on. I feel like I came in with. Because I glued you and nobody really understood the lyrics. I actually didn't hear you, but yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you, Rob, because Bob about to put. Put the hat back here like he's damn a Madeline for that dam. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Rob Monet has positions open if you want to go work your way to.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I will gladly take Rob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, Rob's not free. Rob is spoken for. Oh, you, you, you.

[Monet X Change]

You trying to fire him?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Live on.

[Monet X Change]

On live.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rob can go over to the Heart Love Ball. What. What you doing? The heart. Heart stopper, Mon.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are the employee benefits you could offer Rob?

[Monet X Change]

Employee benefits? We. We play. We pay very well. Over here At Monet Exchange LLC, we offer a very competitive 401K. We have health and dental. Oh, Health and dental.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rob, you believe I got some landing. I got some landing on the Dominican Republic.

[Monet X Change]

Get my teeth done like I want to, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll.

[Monet X Change]

We'll get you the Nene Lee's collection, okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, you stay with me. We can get our teeth done in Beverly Hills. You don't gotta go. You ain't gotta go to the doctor, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, where in Beverly Hills? Right there on Pico Boulevard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's where we beat Beverly Hills. I got my nose surgery done in Beverly Hills.

[Monet X Change]

Your Nose? Oh, by Dr. Naziri.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I tried to book an appointment. Oh, my God. Well, I guess we can see who our Doctor is. I was like. I tried to book an appointment with him. The next appointment he has available is March 25.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is seeing me, cuz he's seeing me before that. Not sitting the way I wanted to sit. Is it. Hi. Is that. Is that it? That's better. It's.

[Monet X Change]

I'm trying to make it much smaller, and it's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We look cute. We look cute. And a little for the.

[Monet X Change]

For the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have such cute nipples, y'.

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[Monet X Change]

Bob is so weird about his nipples. Sometimes I will, like. Bob will have a shirt on. I'll like or. Well, remember I told y', all, Bob used to always be naked in his. In his rooms in my home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone say goodbye to rob for YouTube. What'd you say? I want Jay to censor that nipple for YouTube. If you want to see the nipple, you have to be on the Patreon. What about my nipples?

[Monet X Change]

So I would go to, like. I would go to, like, touch Bob and the floor, squeeze my nipple like Monet. No, because nipples are very sensitive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but the sensitivity doesn't. It's not like, hot sensitive. It's not like, you know, some people are sensitive. And it feels good. For me, the only sensation is pain.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I don't have any sensation. Multiple partners have tried to activate my nipples, including my current one, and I don't have a nipple sensitivity. It's not a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I need to hear about all the kinky shit you and Andy do in your bedroom. And neither do our fans. Want to hear.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, comment below if y' all want to hear some. Some. Some. Some. Some freaky stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And my comment matters more, so all

[Monet X Change]

comments matter except yours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, let's get into this motherfucking episode. We are doing RuPaul's Drag Race. Watch Reforwood season 16, and it is a Snatch Game, which is, quite frankly, the most anticipated episode of every season of Drag Race. Does that sound fair to say, Ma?

[Monet X Change]

I would say, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think the ball is getting up there. But the. But you don't know when the balls happen. It could be in the beginning of the season. It could be in the middle. There's, like, multiple balls by Rob. We don't know when the ball happens anymore. Right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the ball kind of. I mean, but back in, like, the season three Girls, season three era, there used to be multiple balls all the time. Like, these bitches were constant. Well, not balls, sorry. Design challenges. Now we just see them so often.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but it is Snatch Game, and Megami just went home.

[Monet X Change]

Mega Amy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's the First New York girl to go home. There's five. It's another four New York girls left. And Maya is reminding these girls that she does not need to do flips to send you packing, baby.

[Monet X Change]

And we'll talk about this in the untuck that we did not do. But Megami was so sure. This bitch was sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a motherfucking deodorant.

[Monet X Change]

Screaming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, you know, it just. Maya seems like the Kennedy Davenport type, where it's like. Like, we've already said this, but, like, that's her. Her bag is flipping, but it's not the. It's not the only bag she carries. It's her biggest bag. You know what I mean? And also at this moment, immediately I realized Maya looks like T.S. madison.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I can see that. I can see that. I can see that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at her standing there. I was like, oh, my God, she looks like TS Madison. She should do TS Madison for Snatch Game. And we already had who she.

[Monet X Change]

But she cannot play T.S. madison. No. Silky, did. Silky, Did Silky do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she did.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she won.

[Monet X Change]

You think Maya could pull off us? Pull off a TS Madison?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Possibly. She really shocked me with how Out. With how outspoken and, like, loud and fun she was this episode. I was really impressed, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So maybe

[Monet X Change]

I wrote down that. Oh, you said, Andrea. About Maya proving her point in the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

lip sync and a lot of the girls. Are you saying no, go ahead, go ahead. A lot of the girls. A few girls, like, three girls, I can't remember, who seem to think that Morphine would have done as good a job as plasma.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. That was my next note.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know if they really believe that or if they, like. Do they really believe that?

[Monet X Change]

No, because somebody was like, who was it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was Maya.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And I'm like. But I mean, I wrote down. Does Morphine really think that she would have done as good a job as plasma? Like, I'm sorry. And I've met Morphine a few times. I actually met her this past weekend, and she is very pleasant, very lovely gal, but, baby, there is not an A fucking neuron in my brain that thinks that she could do a good job with plasma in that root school. I'm very sorry. She is sipping on some Delulu juice. No way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she is a good performer, though.

[Monet X Change]

But it's more than that. Just performing Bob. It's like. Is being a theater actor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. I think plasma obviously would have done better. I mean, she won the challenge, clearly. I mean, this is not even after debate And I think that that plasma would have been in the top no matter who she played, because of the nature of the challenge, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And then as the girls are just. I say, like getting out of drag and stuff. I was just looking at the tv, I was like, drag is so fucking weird. Like, drag, because they're all like playing around each other's clothes and just like, just like a bunch of dudes in like women's clothes just like screaming, carrying on. Drag is just so stupid. It is so stupid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of them got their wig almost snatched. And I was like, I don't think that. I don't think wig snatching is funny because you do not know how this wig is on my head. You don't know. You do not know if it is placed on. You don't know if it's glued on. I know girls, if you pull their fucking wig off, you will, you will.

[Monet X Change]

You're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're going to take the forehead with you. Some of these girls, their shit be anchored like, like Lady Bunny. Lady Bunny has like knots and, and scoops and loops and hoops to keep that big heavy ass wig on.

[Monet X Change]

Ty. Ty was telling me a story about how on we're here. So if y' all don't know, because Bob and I are bald queens, usually we just put a wig on our heads and people who have hair, they, they'll put little buns or little loopies and they'll pin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We glue them. We do glue them. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And we glue them on. Yes. I'm just talking about the fucking glue burn that's fucking sitting right here. Anyway. And when people would hair, they do like little knots and stuff and they put the wig on, glue it, and then they also pin it too, to give the wig extra security. Since we don't have hair. I am not a. So people like Monique or other girls that don't have hair, they will tape their head and pin into the tape. And then Tyler was telling me, Ty, who is an Emmy award winning hair stylist from We're Here, who works with Bob. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just laughing at hairstylist for rehearsal. Also when you said, when you said Claire it up, everyone on the Internet was like, claire it up, clear it up.

[Monet X Change]

And how they would try to put wigs on Bob's head and then the lead wig style, as Gloria would want to wrap Bob's head and pin it. And Bob like, no. And Bob would fight this poor hairstylist on the set of the show and refuse to pin the wig in. How the Hairstylist is advising Bob to do and Bob would cause a scene on set.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I'm not called se on set. I just advocate for myself. And I've been doing drag long enough to know how to keep. I know how to keep a wig on my head. I don't no shade to these girls who do be doing the pinning and stuff. But I don't have a history of my wig falling off.

[Monet X Change]

You've never lost a wig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said I don't have a history of my wig falling off.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, a history of means it's happened in history.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, a history means it's repetitive thing. Like you have a history of something means it happens to you a lot. Yes, I have lost a wig, but I found out how to keep my wigs on. My wigs don't fall off my head.

[Monet X Change]

Don't be looking at me like it falls on my head. I didn't say it on my head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no footages after footage of my wigs flying off the my head and ending up in the rafters and this, that and the other. I know how to keep my wigs on my head. So I don't need to do all this because I have my technique. So I was telling Gloria, who is by the way, a brilliant. A brilliant like Emmy award winning hairstylist and wig maker. I was like, I use my technique because I don't want you taping my head up. Oh mo heart.

[Monet X Change]

You heard it here first. Shots. You know, shots fire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't even try. Don't even try. You don't want to say Ed.

[Monet X Change]

You don't want to say. I don't have a history of. Of wearing brown cow print on TV and my wigs fly. You the one that just said that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on. So the next day, Tsunami talk about. They talk about Tsunami stealing Morphine's man. And I was kind of like, I wish I was that man. I gonna lie. Tsunami is very pretty and good looking and do. Have you ever stole anyone's man? I feel like, I feel like that's a you and Jasmine story. I feel like. I feel like you and Jasmine have that same story. But Jasmine stole your man. No, I.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, that's never happened to me before. No one ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You Jasmine guy.

[Sponsor/Advertisement Voice]

When.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, when y' all was. Y' all was chasing trade in the club looking for. Looking for clown fuckers and chasers. You never want competed with Jasmine for a guy tells true. Because I used. Because I used to work and there was this one guy who's coming to Lucky Changs all the time. He was like older guy. He was very handsome. He was kind of built, silvering like silver hair, a beautiful body. And he would come in to get sucked off by the waiters and they would all.

[Monet X Change]

Jeff be crowd was not a waiter, not referring to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the girls would clamor to get to him, but he really wanted, he, he really didn't want the, he wanted the, the women. He wanted the, the, the, the femme queens. He didn't want the butch queens. He wanted a, a, he wanted titties and he wanted you to be a woman when you clock out of work.

[Monet X Change]

Well, let me, Jasmine and I, we would go after the same man. But again, we weren't competing. I, I, there was, there was no competition for me, baby. I was not competing. I was always, I was winning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You mean you couldn't compete because you

[Monet X Change]

didn't win and I was winning. I was not competing for anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay. And then also we find out that, I mean, we'll discuss later on. But there's a lot of talk between this and untucked about Tsunami wanting to fuck playing Jane, which there's always a little. Every couple of seasons there's like some sort of a mild showmance going on. But, but it does seem incredibly one

[Monet X Change]

sided and also never as big as Brangie. Brangie was, it was the biggest showmance Rat Draggers has ever seen. And I don't think, I don't think we're gonna get a Brangie. I mean we haven't had a brie before it and after there was like before br. Closest one was maybe I thinks, but that was it. Ivy Winters and Jinx. I, I know I was gonna say before the reading challenge, Plasma's Tsunami read about her being safe among men was very good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the best episode. It's the best read of the whole episode. She said around, around Tsunami, no man is safe. But Tsunami is all. But Tsunami always is. That was the best read of. And she should have like, she should have saved it because her reads during the TR weren't.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, none of hers made it into mine, into my, into my faves.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's go into the mini town, which is the reading challenge, another very highlight. They did double whammy the, the reading challenge and the Snatch Game, which are two of the most highly anticipated challenges on the show. That and the puppet show. I would say they don't do puppets anymore. No, not at all.

[Monet X Change]

I can't, I can't remember the last puppet we had. We had seen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Last one I know for sure was season 12. That's the last time. I have a very distinct memory of seeing a puppet show.

[Monet X Change]

The last one I remember was season eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But so during. So during the reading challenge, Q says Q. Like the way that Q did the Danny DeVito flipping joke. If she could have just rephrased it a different way, she could have said. She could have said Maya Iman le', Paige, who answered the question was, what would it look like if Danny DeVito could do a backflip? As opposed to, like, you're the. If the way she said it was just like. It just was. I don't know. It wasn't great.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she had the bones there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had the bones of a good joke.

[Monet X Change]

I like the. The Don Tsunami make Tsunami not making waves joke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought.

[Monet X Change]

I thought it was very funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was very good. Don't. When Tsunami said RuPaul is a Morgan Freeman of drag. That was pretty funny. People love.

[Monet X Change]

I've heard the Morgan Freeman bit before. And, like, it's the joke because he's like, I'm not saying because of her. It's just. I think it's a. Yeah, yeah. It's just to say that that person is old black man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The joke is you're an old black man. That's a joke. You're an old black man. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I think Sapphira's. I like Sapphira's PJ being a cancer. Being a cancer to the drag community, I thought that was also very funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was.

[Monet X Change]

It was fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it was whatever. It was. Whatever. Maya was not funny. I was like, girl,

[Monet X Change]

you know what? She's not a comedian. She's not a comedian. She's a. She's. She's a flipper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She.

[Monet X Change]

You know what, Maya? Maya is the Nikki Haley of drag. She's a flip flopper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, got it. Okay. I thought Nikki Haley did flips. I was like, Nikki did gymnastics. I was like, oh, my God, that's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Did you just see Trump be Nikki Haley in her own state? Embarrassing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, all of them in this. Trump's going to beat everyone except Ron DeSantis. Like, the. The only one Trump isn't going to beat is Ron DeSantis in his own state, but he's going to win every other primary. I don't even know why they're. Why the Republicans even acting like there's a conversation here. And Nymphia was so uncomfortable to watch. I was like, please sit down, Nymphia. Please. Begging you to stop. Please Stop making jokes. Stop talking. Just give the glasses back and please just go get back in line. She was. That was the one that I was genuinely. I couldn't even laugh at how bad it was. It was just so uncomfortable to watch.

[Monet X Change]

You're just cringing the whole time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very cringe. This. This entire episode was a big cringe fest for Nymphi. I'm not gonna lie. You thought.

[Monet X Change]

You thought this match game was cringy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nymphia Wind.

[Monet X Change]

No, I said the Snatch Game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I said for Nymphia. This episode was amazing.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everything she did. This episode was a little bit cringy. No sh.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, who won the challenge again?

[Monet X Change]

I forgot who won the xunami

[Bob the Drag Queen]

bitch. You could have kept talking. I literally just went to grab my charger.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I don't know. I don't know if the room was on fire, but also, you look like you were in the fire.

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What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What triggered. My house burned down. This is crazy. This is. My house is literally a burnt crisp as we speak. This moment. And you. I cannot believe you just said that. That's. And that was insane. You're cruel. You're cruel.

[Monet X Change]

You're sick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet said it's a house on fire, y'. All. With friends like this. With friends like this, it's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I could also. I'm living for this little. This little. This little slash of your titty eye. You are really. And also with the. Also with the Freddy Krueger hat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this really setting me. I think I look cute.

[Sponsor/Advertisement Voice]

Are you coming?

[Monet X Change]

You do look Cute. It's just all the elements. Freddy Krueger hat with the slash. It's just very funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's get into the girls preparing for Snatch Game. So, you know, Jane Goodall, off top seems like an odd choice, but it could work if you're funny enough. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I had to look that up. I don't know who that is. Did you know who it was?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she studied chimpanzees.

[Monet X Change]

Is she the one that the monkey ripped her face off?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she's just an old lady who just loves chimpanzees. Old white lady who, like, spent her entire career studying chimpanzees. That was just. She's. She's. But she. But she wasn't like a Steve Irwin. She was like a. She was like a scientist or like a. And she was really into nature conservation, but she was like. She was just obsessed with fucking chimps. It was just her thing. But not like grizzly man, you know, Grizzly man who went to go. Who went to go live with the grizzly bears and got ate up. It wasn't like that. She didn't have an untimely demise. She wasn't ripped up by chimpanzees. She was just one of the people who was like, did you know that chimpanzees are really smart? Basically.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And were you still seeing your friend getting represented?

[Monet X Change]

I would say off the top, Dawn T. Is going to do Meghan McCain. I was like, this is going to be really good. And I was really excited for it. And the way she was reading her fulfilled describe her. I was like, oh, my God, you better drag. Because, you know, Megan McCain, like, she, like, watches Drag Race, like all her little gay friends, apparently.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, she loves Drag Race. We all. We. We know, we know.

[Monet X Change]

So I was like, oh, my gosh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is honorary rue girl. We know this.

[Monet X Change]

I did not make her that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say you said that. I just said she is an honorary rude girl. Someone dubbed her that. I think it was you. A hit dog, though. A hit dog. A holla, honey.

[Monet X Change]

It's so ridiculous. But yeah, so I was really excited for her because again, we know if you, like, you know, you can't have too much reverence for the person you're gonna do on the show because you want to be able to make fun of them. So I was like, oh, Don is going to eat. She's going to eat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you can have reverence. I have a lot of reverence for Uzo Aduba and Carol Channing and I think.

[Monet X Change]

But you didn't make fun of them, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think I did make fun. I made jokes about Carol Channing being old, and I was really making more jokes about the character that Uzo Aduba plays less because Uzu doesn't have a big personality in the media like that. But I made jokes about Carol Chan and being old and stuff like that. And Chad Michaels has a great reverence for Cher, obviously. So I do think you can have a great reverence and do a really good job on Snatch Game, you know?

[Monet X Change]

All right, fuck my track, then. Fuck you, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My pleasure.

[Monet X Change]

I can't believe Xunami is doing Shay's character for All Stars 7. I was like, what? Like this? That just seems like such an odd choice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was there any crossover?

[Monet X Change]

No, there was. All Stars 7 aired way before she got cast on Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I thought that. I thought about that and I was kind of like, that's it.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't think you need that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I thought about that and I was like, yeah, that is a little odd, right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I was like, why is she doing shame? Like, like, of all things, like a gold tooth fairy. I was like, okay. I thought it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She just wanted to be the tooth fairy, but she wanted to, like, make it ghetto, which she didn't do, by the way.

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And

[Bob the Drag Queen]

she could have just been the tooth fairy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know why she chose to do the gold tooth Fairy. That was a very odd choice.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I agree. And I was like, again, I don't know this woman PJ was talking about, but I was like, it's one thing to say she is the Russian Gaga, as opposed to Gaga, has taken all of her inspiration from her. I was like, oh, the monsters are not gonna like that unless it's true. And everyone is like, oh, yeah, we know this. Like, it's public knowledge that I'm not aware of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, I don't know this woman. I think I may have seen, like, a footage of her once upon a time, when I was in my very small little monster era. Were you a monster for, like. For, like, every day for, like, an album? Like, I wasn't like, the fame monster.

[Monet X Change]

Got it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, well, right. Right before Born this Way, I was really into, like, you know, let's have some fun. This beat is sick. And show me your teeth. Like, I was really into all that stuff.

[Monet X Change]

So why don't. So why. So why do you hate Gaga now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just became a more casual Gaga fan. I'm now a very casual Gaga. Fan. I'm still a big fan of Gaga's work. Shout out Stupid Love with the best song from Chromatica. I mean, fight your mother. I know you guys are gonna say it's Rain On Me, but if you just listen to the songs, it is clearly Stupid Love. Like, by every metric of music, Stupid Love is the best song from Chromatica. Better than. It's just the. It has that old school Gaga hit to it. It sounds kind of like something that might be on the Fame or the Fame Monster. The dancing. It has that iconic dance to it that Gaga loves to do. Is this the dance she does too?

[Monet X Change]

No, Rain on Me has an iconic dance too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, but Stupid Love has a better dance. I like Stupid Love.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Stupid Love was that video because it was really big. It came out of Pandemic. It was shot on iPhone. Everyone was like, oh, I can make a high quality video music video on my iPhone, girl. There were many things that they used to make it look that good. Not. Not just shot on an iPhone. There were like, many things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it was. It was a shot on an iPhone and it had about $2 million. So, you know, so, yeah, an iPhone and then about $2 million.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's keep going. So I don. Not. Dawn. Sorry. When Plasma says shooting Patti LuPone, the fact that none of them knew Patti LuPone was insane. Now I get it. We need new reference on Drag race, but Patti LuPone is still on TV. She's still. She's one of Ryan Murphy's darlings these days. So, like, how do y' all not know who Patti LuPone is? That's kind of wild, right, Bob?

[Monet X Change]

If you're not. If you're not. But again, but it's big. It's just because you're a theater person, like, for. For all everyday folk. Patti LuPone is not a household name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, she's not like, do y'. All. Comment below. Do y' all know Lily is white? Do you know Pearl Bailey? Do you know Patti lupone? Do you know Ethel Merman? Do you know. Do any of those names mean anything to you? Comment below if any of. If you're like, literally.

[Monet X Change]

And don't be looking it up to be like, to be one of those people. Like, yeah, I know, but, like, legit, legitimately fucking answer the question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know all those names? Monet? All. Each of them.

[Monet X Change]

I know all of those. But again, I'm also from New York and, like, I have a lot. I'm not a theater gay, but I have a lot of theater. Friends.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And, you know when they said, y' all uncultured. No New York being.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so. But I do know all those names, but I'm not like, yeah, I get it. How people be like, who's that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I guess I was just a little shocked.

[Monet X Change]

As soon as Maya said she wants to do Tiffany Pollard, I was like, you are going home. Like, my. I was like, oh, so she wants to go home this week. Work, like, immediately go to the bottom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like, too, a lot of times what happens is people choose certain people, and instead of embodying the character, what they're really just saying is, I'm going to act ghetto. Because Tiffany Pollard is so specific. Tiffany Pollard is so fucking specific with the way she talks, how high her voice is, the drama she creates. Tiffany Pollard is not ghetto. She's not a ghetto archetype. She is a reality TV archetype that she's crafted herself, that other people have become after she was that archetype. But I just. As soon as she said it, I was like, oh, no, she's just gonna go at ghetto. She's gonna get on TV and be like, I'm ghetto. And now that makes me Tiffany Pollard. But then when Naomi did her. Naomi, I would say, naomi didn't do ghetto. Naomi was. I don't know what the fuck. Naomi. I don't know what the fuck Naomi

[Monet X Change]

was doing when she was doing Tiffany,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but that was fucking wild.

[Monet X Change]

But also, as soon as she leaves. As soon as she leaves her walk through with Rue, she's like. She's like, well, I'm just. My character. That was like, that was a bad idea. I was like, what made you think it was good? Like, what made you think that was good? That would be the thing to do. And I'm so confused by her rationale, but, like, yeah, I'm going to do Tiffany Pollard. Like, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tiffany Pollard is a good choice, though. I mean, she is.

[Monet X Change]

You can do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tiffany Pollard is a perfect Snatch Game choice because of how outrageous she is. She has a unique voice. She has a specific look. It's not easy to emulate because she doesn't wear a ton of makeup. But Tiffany Pollard looks, sounds, and behaves in a very specific manner that is easy to. That is easy to emulate and, like, take notes from. So it is a good choice. But I agree, not for Maya.

[Monet X Change]

And also, somebody coming in and flipping the. Pretty much, I will let Gemino monologue into a Snatch Game moment in, like, a very specific way would be so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So many hot dogs that it's like, you know, he said, pretty much. Pretty much. I will let Gemma know that she is a fat cunt. I also. Can we just real talk real quick? So the walkthrough guest is Chad Michaels, who is a great choice. Chad Michaels has one of the best Snatch Games in the history of RuPaul's Drag Race. And Chad Michaels looks impeccable.

[Monet X Change]

Chad Michaels is kind of crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Flawless. She is the moment. What I was like, my God. Yeah, she looks amazing.

[Monet X Change]

She looks really good. She. I mean, honestly, she really looks just like year. Like, it's kind of crazy. It really is. Really is crazy. I haven't seen Chad for a minute, so I'm good to see her back in the. Back on the show doing something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you really think that Chad. So Chad looking was like glasses and a brown wig and on a Delvey. Do you think she really guessed that? Because that. That's insane. Chad was like. Chad was like glasses and a wig on a Delvey. That's. That does not make. That doesn't. That doesn't. That's something suspicious, right?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right?

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What?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, maybe when they filmed this, was that show, like really popular at that point?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, yeah, but I don't know, maybe. I mean, maybe. Maybe Chad is just super tapped in and she's like, girl, I. I fucking got it. So, yeah, again, about Plane Jane. I don't know, Yelena. But the character sound, I mean, one, there's an accent and sometimes you can just lean yourself into comedy. If you, if you haven't, if you, if there's an accent, you can get a lot of mileage from that that you wouldn't be able to get without an accent or a funny voice.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And James Brown is a brilliant choice. James Brown might be one of the smartest choices for Snatch Game ever. James Brown is a brilliant choice for Snatch Game.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I mean, I don't feel that strong about it. What I do feel strong about is I'm not over it. But like, the made up characters, I think there are some good ones, like Trinity being the devil and Kimmy Jong Un. Like, I think there are some good ones, but when they're not good, I feel like I feel them more because I'm even more annoyed because I don't even have a reference of where you're gonna go with it. It's just as like made a person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I agree with you. And I don't love the made up characters. And you got to be one motherfucking hell of a character actor.

[Monet X Change]

If you're going to do a made

[Bob the Drag Queen]

up character, I'm talking, you need to be like a very, you need to be a fucking 1990s SNL level character actor if you're going to try to come in and pull off a made up character. And that's in my opinion, so you.

[Monet X Change]

Trinity should be on snl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Trinity's very funny and I think Trinity's got some actually some very funny Drag Race moments. Very funny. And so then also dawn is on a fucking tear. She is in her reading hose bag. She goes, because James Brown is the first slave that RuPaul ever met. And if you ever read RuPaul's book, you'll know this because she talks about how she delivered James Brown a car. And when RuPaul used to work for a. Her brother and his, her brother sold luxury cars and RuPaul would drive the cars to the clients and RuPaul delivered a Cadillac to James Brown. That was the first lady she ever met. And then also it was her first concert. And so then dawn goes, well, Sapphira is playing the kiss ass game. Is Lux London Noir around? I was like, jesus, oh yeah, everyone was funny.

[Monet X Change]

Lux tweeted on her too. Did you see what Luck said?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What'd she say?

[Monet X Change]

Let me go pull it out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Speaking of tweets, just, you all know, over on our Patreon, we are going to be going into Q's Twitter tirade. We're going to talk about Marsha. Marsha. Marsha's Twitter rant. And, and so we're untucked is going to be extra juicy and special.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you want to see that, please go to our Patreon. You can go to patreon.com and type in Sibling Rivalry Podcast Sibling Rivalry pod or type in Sibling Rivalry Podcast Patreon here in your, in your Google search bar. And also we'll just, we'll put it in the. We'll put the Patreon in the link. We'll put the Patreon in the link.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Lux tweets. Lux be tweeting too much. I can't even find a fucking tweet anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, you can search people's tweets by just putting in certain words. If you remember a few words she said in the tweet, you can, you can search it, but while you're looking for it, I'm going to move on to the Snatch Game. So.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, she said, up until dawn in five days, you will begin to cough. I Think that's a reference to, like watching. I think that's from the Ring or the Garage or something like that. I don't know because everyone. Yeah, it's from one of those movies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't get it. So going to Snatch Game. So baby off the bat. Tooth Fairy is struggling. The Tooth Fairy is on the struggle bus immediately. Immediately. And it's really uncomfortable to watch.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. You can tell that Xanami went into this and she didn't have much planned. She didn't really have a roadmap. She didn't even come with any canned bits to do for herself. Like she from out the gate. She's not doing well. One person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Should we go down the line? Let's just go down the line. So real quick, Cute is doing Amelia Earhart. Xunami's doing the Goldtooth Fairy. Nymphia's doing Jane Goodall. Dawn is doing Meghan McCain. Sapphire is doing James Brown. Plasma is doing Patti LuPone. Morphine is doing Anna Delvey. Maya is doing Trina's cousin Shaquita. She changed last minute to do a made up character. And then playing Jane is doing Elena, this Russian pop star, the Madonna of Russia. As she said.

[Monet X Change]

No, Gaga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no. She said that Gaga took inspiration, but she called her the Madonna of Russia.

[Monet X Change]

You see?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

100%. That's not up for debate.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So back the fuck off, bitch, before you try to gaslight me into thinking I'm crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that's not. I'm not. That's not gaslighting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is a part of Gaslight made me think I'm crazy. Act like what I'm saying. I'm questioning reality, nigga. Yeah, rub that bald ass head. Rub your little glue burn.

[Monet X Change]

Someone who was killing it off of her. First couple before the game really starts is Sapphira.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, real quick. Should we go one by. Should we go in order? Just do them all or you want. Or do you want to, like, do.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I didn't write in everything. I just wrote down my. My greatest hits. But I could. We could do that. No, we know we can do that. We can do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's start with. Let's start with Jane Goodall. So Q is doing Jane Goodall.

[Monet X Change]

No, Q is being Amelia Earhart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Earhart. Sorry. Q's Amelia Earhart.

[Monet X Change]

And now I'm so, so, so self conscious. I'm like, am I saying ear. Oh, my God, she's doing Amelia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You same with your accent. But we all understand. We love you. And this is part of why we love You.

[Monet X Change]

Well, what do y' all make fun of me?

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[Monet X Change]

I don't feel loved.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're not making fun. We're just commenting on it. Clear it up. Clear it up. Okay. Clear it up. This Amelia Earhart is a really weird choice, and I also think a bad choice. And also, it is. She's taught. She's just talking in, like, her little happy voice, which is the same thing she did when she was the brick from Stonewall. And I was like, girl, this is not, like, why does Amelia Earhart talk like this?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I think it's her safe way to do her comedy. Like, that's where. Like, a place she feels safe. But to be honest, we don't know what. I mean. I guess we do know what Amelia Earhart sounded like, but I don't fucking know. Do you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Is that her version of Plane Jane going, like, so whenever Q tries to be funny, she just does that little happy voice? Maybe I just didn't like it. Yeah. I mean, I thought that.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't think she did a bad performance. I thought that she had, like, some things to say. At least she had. She had answers to Rue's questions, and she's able to play a little bit. So I. I thought she gave a safe performance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. It was a safe form. I just. I just didn't like the. I just didn't like the character choice she made. It wasn't strong enough. What. What made the Devil such a great choice? Because she made up a character, but she chose a very strong character.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She just talk like the devil. She chose a very specific point of view to play the devil from. And I think that was very smart.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Personally, but. And also, Q was good at capitalizing on. On moments that weren't just her. Like when she goes, I thought I didn't know where I was going, or I thought I thought I would. I didn't know how to land it or something like that. That was actually really smart.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's go on to Tsunami as the Gold Tooth Fairy. Mama. This is garbage.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, Agreed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not good.

[Monet X Change]

Not good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl made up. A character has no point of view, is just straight up talking, answering questions. Like she's on the phone with her. Not even on the phone with a friend, because if you. At least you're laughing from her friends. Like, she's on the phone with the irs.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Stop talking like you go get you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you say what I'm addicted to saying right now? I don't know why I cannot Stop saying that. No.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I think the ghost of Fairy is not a good choice for her. And that's the crazy thing coming in. Coming in, doing a character you're making up that you're like. Like, you can literally stay and do anything, and you still can't do that. That's the crazy thing to me, that's the wild thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to nimbyz. Jane Goodall, a real dud. A real dud. But I think there were some moments where the editing was making her a little less funny than she was.

[Monet X Change]

Like, like what? Tell us the chimpanzee talk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That could have been. That could. They could have edited that to be funny. Editing can make something be very. If you bring up the puppet, it goes, want. It's like. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

I agree. Editing is very powerful in that way, but it literally made someone disappear in a season of definitive film. Yeah, but I. Then I'm like, wait, was it really not funny, or did I just think it wasn't funny? Because they didn't put a laugh track? But I didn't laugh at all. Like, nothing about that made me laugh. I. But maybe it would have been. It would have felt safe, but it still wasn't good. I don't think Jane Goodall was good. Even the other responses she gave weren't very strong. Even if that chimpanzee monkey thing could have been looked at as being good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I be honest with you? I didn't laugh out loud once this entire Snatch Game.

[Monet X Change]

Well, we're going to get there because there's some. I, I, I did it. I did a Sephirah's when Ren RuPaul said she got arrested and she would do that Let Let Me the Fuck Out Of Here song. I. I did laugh out loud of that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually. Actually, I. I take it I did laugh, but it was. But I'll tell you why I laughed later, because it'll make more sense later on. But I did actually have one laugh. Okay. By the way, just so you guys know, like, if I say I don't like a challenge or something, I'm not, like, on the season. I'm just giving my honest opinions. And do y' all want me to, like, fake like it's brilliant just because y' all thought it was brilliant, or do you want my. Someone's like, do Bob and Monet even want to talk about. Yes, I want to talk. This is my favorite show on tv. That being said, if something's not good, I'm not going to say it's good. The hood.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you doing. You're doing a pit stop, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. I say what I want on a pit stop. I just edit around it. Editing. On the pit stop, Joe often goes, can you find something nice to say?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. He does say, that's when you'll get

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a bit of me being like, I like the color she's wearing. Which is true. I do like the color she's wearing.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that's probably why they never asked me back to do the pit stop. Three seasons and I've done enough. Let's go on to dawn as Meghan McCain.

[Monet X Change]

I did not think this was good either. Honestly, what she says in untucked, it was low safe. Like, you could have swapped her for. But it wasn't bad enough to be bottom. I agree. But it was very, very low safe. And I thought. Cause I don't really know how to really make Meghan McCain funny besides making her crazy. Like, in those moments where she gets crazy on the View, like, start, like, very mid and just get, like, almost like, kind of how ra' Jah played Tyra Banks. Like, just like her going off on, like, Republican rants, maybe that could have been really funny. But the way that dawn was playing her was not good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She doesn't look like a Meghan McCain. She doesn't sound like Meghan McCain. She has no Megan McCain isms. Like, I don't get why she would. I don't even understand why she would make this choice, because she doesn't seem to have a. I think if you're going to do something, it shouldn't be someone you want to drag. You want to drag someone, drag them on Twitter. It should be someone that you have at least some other reverence for or interest in. You have to have an interest in the person you're portraying. And if you're not interested in them at all, then I don't understand how you think that's a good choice for you to be in for. By the way, y', all, Snatch Game is over an hour long.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's long, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're sitting there, it's long. In full character for over an hour. And you don't break character. And the ones who do break character during little stop downs are the ones who don't do well.

[Monet X Change]

They get. They get little videos of you, like, picking your fucking boogers or whatever, and then they'll put that in the edit to put you in the bottom. Yeah, I agree. It was. It was. It was a Weird. Shoot. She's really turning it at all. What, Bitch? Another thing. Someone to do with Megan McCain in the future. Like, you could go off on crazy Republican things like start meeting her or in the pandemic, Megan McCain was wearing the Gigi Goode. The Gigi Goode Simone hairstyles every other week. It was some crazy updo of the Gigi's nigga wigs. Me, Cain, why you act like you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

don't say nigga wigs no more? Why you act like I'm the one who ever said Gigi's nigga wigs?

[Monet X Change]

I never said nigga wigs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, you could also go into being a daddy's girl. Really play into, like, being a dad, like, whining about stuff and asking her. She's kind of known to be a daddy's girl. It's kind of her thing. Obviously, her father is dead, and you should make jokes about her dead father. But. But also on drag, where they make jokes about dead people all the time. They're just usually, you know, they make jokes about a lot of famous dead people. So let's go on to Sapphire, Cristal,

[Monet X Change]

James Brown, you know, someone at the top.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's it. That's the last one.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go to Saphir Crystal as James Brown.

[Monet X Change]

So good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I think she needed to go further. First of all, if you ever seen a James Brown interview, James Brown was unhinged.

[Monet X Change]

Was he?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm telling you, James Brown was on. There's a famous interview where James Brown was getting interviewed because he was. He had a domestic abuse case, and they were trying to find out what's going on. James Brown, like, did you beat your wife? Yada, yada, yada. And James Brown just keeps yelling like. Like, at the top of the interview, he's going live in America, and I wrong. And he, like, hits on the people, lady, why. Why, y'?

[Monet X Change]

All?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do they like me? I look good, I smell good, and I look, man. I make love good. Like, he's such a non sequitur. He just starts singing in the middle of his phrases. He is. And also on his stage. His stage presence is bonkers. He is a. He is camp. He is high camp. He. He would do these. Like he would do. If you ever see anyone grab their belt and shuffle their feet left to right.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is James Brown.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you ever see anyone fall down on stage as if they're exhausted, they get covered up by a cape or a shawl, they throw it off and keep singing. That is James Brown. Have you ever seen Sister act when. When. When Whoopi Goldberg does the thing which throws it off, that is. That is a nod to James Brown. James Brown was kind of like low key, the male version of Patti LaBelle with the stunts and shenanigans he would pull on stage during his performances. And I think that. I do think that she was good and she was a high. She was like. She was top two for sure. But it needed to go further. But I can go further, baby. I can go further. What did you think?

[Monet X Change]

I know the. I'm not a huge James Brown enthusiast. Do I know of James Brown. I know James Brown music, but I didn't know all those interviews and stuff, so maybe. And again. But you're talking to RuPaul, who. When RuPaul loves someone and is obsessed with them, like Diana Ross or Cher, all these people, like, you really have to really give RuPaul. Do your big one for RuPaul, because RuPaul knows these fucking people in and out. And when he gives her critiques later, he makes a comment that she should have went further because of xyz. So that makes sense. But in my opinion, it was very good. In my opinion, the best one of the night. But RuPaul was like, no, bitch. She can do. You can do more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to plasma as Patti LuPone. Being Patti LuPone and not standing up and telling the cameras to stop filming you is insane.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that is so iconic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The fact that she did not get up and say, stop, stop, stop taking pictures. I would have gotten up, walked over to the camera, got in the camera's face and been like, you heard the announcement of the. Who do you think you.

[Monet X Change]

The fact that RuPaul would have lost it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She didn't have a single diva fit. 1. Patti LuPone is, like, known for being a diva.

[Monet X Change]

Like, she likes it too much. Plasma likes her too much. And Plaza's probably afraid she would see it and Patti lupone wouldn't like it. And then Patti lupone wouldn't like her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's why also, she's doing that voice she does for Barbara. But Patti LuPone doesn't talk like Barbra Streisand. I don't think. First of all, I don't think Patti LuPone has a new York accent.

[Monet X Change]

Where is she from? From New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Maybe she is, but her accent doesn't. Doesn't. Patti LuPone is from. Let's see. Patricia LuPone is from. Yeah, she's from Northport, New York. She is from New York. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, but Northport. It's not. It's not Bensonhurst, you know, I don't know Northport.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that upstate?

[Monet X Change]

Surely. It definitely is. Not in the city, but she doesn't have a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She doesn't have a Barbara. She was talking about Barbra Streisand and Patel up like, I can't do it. But like. Like, the way Patti LuPone talks is like.

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She's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her voice is very nasally, and that's a lot about like. And also, she didn't do her. She didn't say. She didn't sing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he didn't sing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

My God, Bob, you're really torn off about that. There's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She didn't do a bad job, but she just missed.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it's Long island, actually. Never mind. It's Long Island.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, is it Northport? She just missed so many opportunities, that's all. So I guess she doesn't have a New York accent, but the accent. The voice that Plasma was doing was not Patti LuPone's voice.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the camera bit. She should have. The things I know about Patti LuPone, obviously. Broadway legend, theater. She should have done the camera. Y' all go look up Patti LuPone Theater. It's this person who brings a phone into the theater, and Patti LuPone loses it. Is an iconic video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go. No, that's not what it is. That's not what it is. That's not what it is. That's not what it is.

[Monet X Change]

It's an audio recording.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's not what it is. There's a recording. I don't know how they recorded it, but that's not. Patti LuPone wasn't freaking out about a phone in the audience. Patti LuPone was mad because a photographer took her pictures. And the photographer was actually hired by the theater to take pictures. But Patti LuPone thought they were just some random person taking pictures. So Patti LuPone yelled at an official photographer being hired by the. Yes. Patti LuPone was yelling at an official photographer who was being hired by the company to take her pictures. And she fully stopped the biggest number in the show. It's full stop.

[Monet X Change]

I thought it was just some kid with their phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Yelled at them and said, who do you think you are?

[Monet X Change]

You heard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's about the show. Stop, stop, stop taking pictures. And then she reset the band and she said from the top. And they started the song over.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I thought it was just. I didn't realize it was an official person. I thought it was just some Kid with their phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what made it so crazy. And then there was another thing down the line where Lilis White did the same thing, but she thought that a person in the front row. Jacob, can you mute, please? Oh, you were playing that for us. Thank you. Got it. She was. There was a person with a caption things if you're deaf, they'll like the captions to show will be. Will appear for you. And Lilia's White thought that was a cell phone. And she was like, please don't do that. Anyway, anyway, this is Broadway lore.

[Monet X Change]

And then let's go on to morphine as Anna Delvey. I think Anna Delvey is obviously a timely choice and relevant now. I don't know about how choosing her for a thing. I think that a good choice that they do mention later would have been like just doing a kooky accent every time she came back to do her take. Have a different accent. One time it's Russian, one time it's Saint Lucian, one time it's fucking British. Just go all over the map with accents. I think that would have been a really solid choice, but it didn't seem like. All she knew was it was something that was relevant for Netflix and she stole money. There wasn't really anything else she had to offer about this character to make it funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I agree. I mean, I don't think it was as bad as they were making it out to be, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it wasn't anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I actually liked her trying to scam her answer. I thought her trying to scam the answer by covering up the wrong answer, but showing the right answer, I thought that was actually pretty funny. I thought it was clever to do. And it was showing that she's like, oh, I'm scamming. If you're going to play a scammer who has an interesting voice and an interesting appearance, I would do Elizabeth Holmes, the blood lady. Yeah.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whose hair was all, by the way, Elizabeth Holmes hair, no matter how much money she made, was always bad, insane. This woman's hair. I don't think she ever combed her hair a day in her life, ever. Not once. She always wore the exact same outfit. That black turtleneck. Her hair was a mess. And she had that weird kind of voice that Elizabeth. Elizabeth Home had a very strange voice. And that's the scammer. That's the scammer I would play personally.

[Monet X Change]

Or Joanne the scammer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or Joanne the scammer. Joanna. Scammer is a good choice. Yeah, she's a good choice. Let's go on to rit Maya, who is Trina's cousin, Shaquita.

[Monet X Change]

I thought it was fine. I think, again, because it was really out of the box for Maya. People are kind of, in my opinion, great. Am I on a curve? Because she's so reserved, she's so quiet. So seeing her do anything outside of that, I was like, oh, my God. But I thought it was fine. I did not think it was a stellar out of the park performance. I thought it was fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I think my issue with this character, that she was just like, I'm ghetto, right? And, like, she just wanted to act ghetto as a joke, which, like, If it's like, if you're portraying ghetto with a point of view, that's different than being like, I'm just gonna be ghetto.

[Monet X Change]

She's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And, like, I don't know. It just also.

[Monet X Change]

She was bouncing my titties for that stale ass breastplate that doesn't jiggle. Like, she was. She was bouncing. She's like, this. Nothing was bouncing or moving. I hate when people jiggle the titties. Nothing moves.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And why Trina's cousin? Like, that's just so. It's so random. It's just like, like, so Kimmy Jong un was. I think the reason why Kim did that is because she was like, oh, we can't play, guys, so I'm just gonna be Kim Jong un. She was basically just doing Kim Jong Un. Yeah, that's what she was doing. But saying it was Kimmy Jennings because she was like, well, I have to be a girl. So she just did it as a girl. But she literally wore the outfit of Kim Jong un. But Trina's cousin. There was no Trina in it. There wasn't any Trina in what she was doing, Which.

[Monet X Change]

Why should she do that? Because then she didn't have to play Trina. This is my issue to make up characters. Yes. You're just doing this thing that no one knows. And when it does have a point of view, you can just kind of get away with anything instead of just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She could have been anyone's cousin. She could have been RuPaul's cousin. She could have been Plasma's cousin. She could have been any. Literally just anyone in the world's cousin.

[Monet X Change]

But because she's Maya, she gets. She's great on this curve because she showed a little personality, like, oh, my God, you really. And this is what this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This. This.

[Monet X Change]

This is what you needed. This is gonna take you into this competition. I'm so proud of you. I'm like. Because she, like, she had a little. She had a little energy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, someone's cousin would be a great Snatch Game character. Someone's cousin says someone's cousin. Or. Or if you play like the young. Or if you play like the youngest child. Playing the youngest child would be very funny if you could. If you can pull off that youngest child.

[Monet X Change]

The made up characters. Now this over here, encouraging more characters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, you know, I. I wasn't into it as much as they were into it, but she. But it was. It wasn't bad, but I just. But like, y', all, I know the point of Sanskame is to make RuPaul laugh. I know, but there's other parameters too. There's other parameters. It's not literally just McGree. There's other stuff. You gotta do a little bit of other stuff to. In my opinion.

[Monet X Change]

Apparently you don't. Apparently you don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's just room for everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Let's just say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, let's go into Plane Jane. So Plane Jane, she's. Yelena, what do you think about this?

[Monet X Change]

You know, I thought PJ was clearly the top two, but I wasn't getting the Plane Jane is so hilarious. Like the, like the talking heads from other girls, the competition, the judges. I was not. And again, this is coming from a Plane Jane fan. I think she is probably, in my opinion, one of the best queens this season. Her and Sapphira. But I just wasn't getting the pj. She made the joke when she was. When Plasma. Yeah, plasma said that she wanted to. Or Sapphira. And she. Oh, there's a plasma. She was like, that's just a man in a wig. I was like, I didn't think this was this hilarious joke. Everyone made it out to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would never fuck you. Cause you're an ugly man.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that morphine. Yeah. I was like, okay. I didn't. I thought it was a good snatching character. I was not getting. This is hilarious. This is knee slap funny. Like, we cannot stop laughing. Cause she's. Because she's. She's like taking. She's so funny. I was. I wasn't getting that. It was for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree she wasn't. I agree that she wasn't great. I do think she was funny. I don't think she was great. But I also think that you have to grade it off of this Snatch Game. You can't compare it to all Snatch Games. You have to compare it to people here. And I do think that of these people of this next game, she was one of the two funniest people.

[Monet X Change]

Absolutely 100% one. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And this. I don't think this is going to be a go down in history. There's no. There's no, like, you know, Jinx Monsoon as Judy Garland or. Or. Or Alaska's Mae west or. Or Judge Judy from Bianco. There's none of that in here.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it. But it also isn't like the Snatch Game. They lended everyone in the bottom. And it's not like last season.

[Monet X Change]

Last season with fucking Miley Cyrus and Saucy Santana.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That one was wild. Yeah, it wasn't that bad.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's go. Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

I just wrote down Sapphira is my last thing about Santa. I was like, sapphira is killing. Also, the irony of Tsunami coming for Maya not doing that well when she's bombing is hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What'd she say?

[Monet X Change]

She said she made some comment about Maya Snatch Game as a negative comment. I was like, but, bitch, you're bombing. I was like, what did you say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That Tsunami said that?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Tsunami.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's really funny that Tsunami. Afterwards, the next day, they're doing their makeup and tsunami is, like, asking Sapphira how she did. And Sapphira said, you weren't in the top for me. And I'm not sure you were in the middle either.

[Monet X Change]

Sapphira is giving her the business a reality check.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She goes, you weren't in the top for me. And honestly, I'm not sure you're in the middle either. That was crazy. That was crazy to say.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also,

[Monet X Change]

in these mirror moments, we're getting a lot more Saphira. We're seeing more. I told you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From.

[Monet X Change]

Is very. Sasha. Sasha, Colby, Simone, like, we're going to. I think we're going to. From this point on, we're going to see more Sapphira. And I didn't realize at first she was talking about her dad. I was like, I didn't know Sapphira was Afro Latino. And then she said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then she was like, no, we're not.

[Monet X Change]

He's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we're not. He's not my blood dad. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, oh, okay. But, yeah, I thought it was a really touching story. And I cried.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I literally was in my room crying. I was like, ooh, I'm crying. This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

And then it was really, really moving. But I was like, literally just before she started, she was literally in the process of powdering on her highlight when she started telling the story. So she's telling the story with the brightest powdery eyeliner she just added to her face. Powder is falling everywhere. And I'm like, bitch, tell the story before this powder. Cause now I'm just staring at the. I'm just staring at these. Just white on your face while you're trying to tell this very touching story about your dad passing away from COVID Oh, my God. What's it spell? Oh, my vape. And it was just your what? My grapes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not Monet. You're better than this. You're better.

[Monet X Change]

Says the bitch in the last episode was. Oh, we saw, we saw. We saw what you was flinging around last episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You mean my. My Olay serums.

[Monet X Change]

Boy fly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think we dub. By the way, thanks, Fume for helping me quit, baby. So morphine is really out here like sucking dick to get this potion from pj. And honestly, girl, have some respect for yourself. Like, PJ is not. PJ is making it clear. PJ is not giving any sign that she's gonna give anyone this potion. Like, y' all stand up.

[Monet X Change]

Also, I wonder why did they think PJ would. After everything PJ has showed these girls who she is in this show. They think there is an.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There. There is a.

[Monet X Change]

If anyone would have, maybe Sapphira would have done it. I don't know why they think PJ would give anyone her potion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then also, what's the name says Nymphia goes. What if I go? Then PJ goes, then you go. What if I go? Then you. What if I go? Then you go.

[Monet X Change]

That was. So how do you feel about PJ's sister? Like, her just saying sister, like, she puts. She says the word sister over everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, who's her sister? Oh, I don't really think much about it. I haven't. Haven't given any thought.

[Monet X Change]

Why do you hate PJ like that? I just asked you a simple question. You don't have to be so. So hype about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually just wrote. I actually just wrote, I like PJ this week. That's my next thing I wrote. I think that PJ is really funny this week. I don't hate pj. I just don't. I just haven't given much thought to sister.

[Monet X Change]

PJ is now Bob's new plasma. Do you see the comments about you and plasma? They were like.

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They were like.

[Monet X Change]

They're like, plasma. Plasma could take a. On Bob's bed. If I say she's the greatest dragon queen ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Plasma is a. Plasma is great. She's super talented and she looks good. Why y' all mad? Why y' all mad?

[Monet X Change]

That's where you're getting us. We agree plasma is great. We agree she's really talented. The looks good is insane to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she's had some moments where she looks really good on the show. She said that tweedled in tweedledum was pretty bad. But you know what? You know, you know, Monet, I, I. People said the same thing when I was, when I was Hosting All Stars 7. Pit. Stop it. When I said good things about you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you mean, you mean the season where you drag me through the mud every chance you get? You mean that season?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, did I, Did I, Did I, Monet? Because there were some moments where I should have done. I should have dragged a lot harder.

[Monet X Change]

I should drag a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I should have dragged a lot harder several times.

[Monet X Change]

You know what? I could have said something that could have ended our friendship. I'm gonna keep it to myself right now. Let's go on to the runways.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to remind y', all, whenever A has literally nothing to say, they always say that I had something that would have. You have nothing. You're Whitney Houston. I have nothing. You have nothing but a burnt up forehead from glue. You have nothing. You know, and a vape in your hand. You have nothing.

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to keep my peace, y'.

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[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna keep my peace and keep it to myself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, keep your peace. Gather your piece and shut the fuck up. How about that? Sit there and don't say nothing. Sit there and don't.

[Monet X Change]

I want you to know, bitches, Bitches that talk a lot of shit when it comes to throwing up hands, they can't do shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So to be clear, I will not be fist fighting anyone.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we know you because you can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, you got me. I don't fight people. You got me. I don't hit people. Oh, shit. You got. I'm not interested in enacting violence.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, let's go on to their Runway. First of all, RuPaul came out and did not go purse first. Really a missed opportunity, but, you know,

[Monet X Change]

I wish his gloves were blue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drag her. Drag.

[Monet X Change]

Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't. I don't really show. I like that the gloves match the purse.

[Monet X Change]

This fabric is beautiful. It looks like a stone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks very good. She looks very, very good.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I love this hair. It looks like the little headband. It looked like it was, like, added in post. I know it was real, but the quality of the material looked like it was just like this. It was like a fucking CGI headband.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The robot. So the Runway theme is dance. Like, you have to be inspired by dance and go on to Q. This is hideous ugly. This outfit is sinfully ugly. I mean, no shade. But I think my robot outfit look better than this one. Like, this is.

[Monet X Change]

Now you're talking crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was. I won in that robot outfit. Never forget, and I will never let you forget it.

[Monet X Change]

Now you're talking crazy, and I will

[Bob the Drag Queen]

never let you forget that. I won that episode. You will never forget.

[Monet X Change]

And now you really unhinged.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did this because I won. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Even look. Look at her ankle. She did she. I think the pants are too long, so she had to, like, scrunch them up. This was. Yeah, this was not a great look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's just the colors aren't good. I just. I just want her to wear a wig. Like a regular wig. Like, bitch, wear a regular wig. I'm literally begging you to please wear a wig. Xunami decided to be Salsa. She looks really stunning.

[Monet X Change]

She looks beautiful. I love this dress. I would wear this dress. I think Xunami looks really. And she changed what she was doing with her highlight. It was coming off as orange before, but she fixed it somehow. The past couple episodes have been really good. I think she looks very, very, very stunning. Very good job, Tsunami.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know that three of them did Latin ballroom, but they didn't all call Latin ballroom because salsa is Latin ballroom. What did la mama do? Flamenco is Latin ballroom. And then playing was just Latin ballroom.

[Monet X Change]

Well, she was just a general thing, whereas Tsunami and Morphine were very specific.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's pronounced Tsunami.

[Monet X Change]

No, I met her yesterday. She said Xunami. So you wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You already have her clip of her saying my name is pronounced.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I asked her in person. Maybe she was nervous.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe people.

[Monet X Change]

They had some. Some like you and the thing. Pressuring her to say something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she was nervous around you. Why was that? Because you hit people, right? Because you hit people. You fight. No, no, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

I don't hit people. I hit you. Let's go on to. Nymphio is doing Buto. Buto.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think this look is amazing.

[Monet X Change]

Amazing. She's so good. Her looks this season, every week, stellar. Like, every fucking week. It's so impressive. And this is really cool. The makeup was really cool. I think Nymphia looks amazing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's my favorite look of the night, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Dawn is doing polka. Anytime I think of polka, I think of family. Matters Urkel, because he'd always come with his thing and do the polka. He always loved the polka.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I really, I think of a Weird Al Yankovic who is probably one of the most famous poker players in the world. He did a couple years in a row, he did a song called Pokerama, which is where he takes all the hit songs from that year, and he just makes one big polka out of them, you know? You know Weird Al Yankovic has more Grammys than JLo.

[Monet X Change]

Here you go with Bob's Weird facts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Isn't that wild?

[Monet X Change]

No, it's not wild. You act like you say he has more, more grammars than Beyonce. It was like, I, I don't know JLo had that many.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, Beyonce doesn't make sense.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but to be acting like someone who was like, is JLo known for having a lot of Grammys? Why would that be weird? Like, if, if JLO had one Grammy, I'd be like, oh, I didn't know Jayla even had a Grammy. Like, you're not, you're not giving us someone that would. We think has a lot of Grammys. No shade.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because JLO is a massive pop star and Weird I. Yankovic is not. That's why. That's why it's wild. Because JLO is a massive pop star, one of the top selling pop stars, and Weird Al Yankovic is a comedian who makes Pokemon.

[Monet X Change]

Also saying top selling is so generic. Like, you can say, be more specific, nigga. Talking about JLO is one of like, what? In reference to who? To you and me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, in reference to JLo was a massive star.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not saying, but she's one of

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the top selling star.

[Monet X Change]

Say it again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

JLO is a massive pop star.

[Monet X Change]

No one's denying that, but essentially one of the top selling. Like, in reference to who? It's a Madonna to Taylor Swift to Beyonce. Like, to who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a weird thing. You're like, you're like, oh, when you won more Grammys than Beyonce. No one's won more Grammys than Beyonce. You sold more than Mariah Carey. No one said Mariah Carey in reference to pop stars. So when all the pop stars get together, JLO is really at the top because she's a massive pop star.

[Monet X Change]

What's at the top? Like in top 10, maybe like top 20?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't know the number, but she's up there. JLO is a JLO is a really big deal.

[Monet X Change]

Research on that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bigger than you, Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, can you do some research? Can you do some research? On that. Let us know where. Where Jayla falls in that. That'll be very helpful. Thank you, Jacob. And we will get back to that. Is she bigger than me? I know she's way bigger than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's be clear about that. Jlo, you're down here, tiny, and then

[Monet X Change]

you must be in the basement. Meaning trying to get some light. Are you? Let's be very clear, because you got the same podcast I got you. You got the same. You got the same Belasco Theater I got. Then shut the up,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jlo. Moex.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let's go, Saphira. Cristal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

More than I've already gathered you.

[Monet X Change]

Who's doing the drag? She's a drag. You made direct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't talk about the poker look. I think it looks nice. Can I get my opinions, too? Sephirah.

[Monet X Change]

Cristal doing the draggy major ride. I thought this was very creative and very clever and something we'd never seen. And even her Sapphira is very flexible, but she's, like. She's, like, kicking her face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Sapphira, she can just whip some stuff. I mean, the moment she walked out, I was like, garrett, them little scooties. I was like, ooh, them shoes. The moment she walked out, I was like, these shoes. These shoes. Last time we had a majorette, someone doing majorette style on Drag Race was Chi Chi Devana. She was in flats, so at least we got a little scoop this time. You know what I mean? But I agree, this look is really cute, and I love that she chose this dance style. I think she looks great.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I'm from New York. We didn't have majorettes, and I wish I went to a school that had, because they always look so cool, and they're, like, so hot, and they're so sexy, and they're great. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all don't have gymnasiums at your schools?

[Monet X Change]

I don't have a gym in my school. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. What did you do, P.E.

[Monet X Change]

we didn't have P.E.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

what?

[Monet X Change]

We didn't have PE.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You, like, in Georgia, you legally have to have P.E. you cannot. You can't not have P.E.

[Monet X Change]

i think because we were in art school, we can, like, there was, like, some rule that, like, we can, like, claim some of our art.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, PE like, dance?

[Monet X Change]

We didn't have dance. I was in vocal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? That's wild. New York is crazy. Let's go on to. Let's go into plasma. Who is chosen? Tap dance. I. I just want to say, like, I don't understand how this outfit is tap. What? Why is this outfit. Tap dance?

[Monet X Change]

And her tap dancing was the thirstiest. Tap dancing very like, y' all remember. What's that movie? Oh, the movie with. With Kevin James and Adam Sandler. They're like husbands or something. And how the little boy was pronounced Chuck and Larry. Yes. And how the little son was always. He was a little faggoty little kid.

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[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Plasma is the little kid from. I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Plasma is the little kid. I've never seen it.

[Monet X Change]

He's a little faggotty little kid that is splitting around the house. He's doing Broadway. He is tap dancing. He's annoy. My God, Plasma is a little boyfriend. And I was pronouncing Chuck and Larry just the way she's got coming out. She's like, and I'm tap dancing. I was like, oh, my God, she is the fucking worst.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think your issue with Plasma is that she's cheesy and she doesn't care. And I think that you are someone who. Who so severely doesn't want to be cheesy. So when someone leans into how cheesy they are, it just makes you very aware of your own cheesiness.

[Monet X Change]

No. Plato is just fucking corny. And I cannot. It's just. What it is is the try hardness of it. It's like, I admire or I can get down with someone who is very good at what they do, very talented, like, is over the top, but is not a try hard about it. Like you. I'm best friends with you. Right, you are. You're good at all these things, but you're not a try hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I don't really care if someone's a try hard, to be honest. Like, if you're great, if you're talented, I. I don't care if you show it off. I think that I. I don't. I. I will say I think that her tap dancing was pretty good. I just don't like this outfit, and I don't think it has anything to do with tap dancing. And I wish.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you don't get the reference.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. I mean, apparently it was a reference from something RuPaul pointed it out.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But even. Even if. Even if this is spot on, I don't like it. Even if this looks exactly like the outfit from the thing, that means I don't like that outfit and it's not good and I don't like it. So I said what I said. But her tap dancing, I just don't care that I don't care if someone's, like, trying hard. Like who? Like you should try hard. This is fucking Drag Race. Try hard.

[Monet X Change]

It's not just in the Drag Race. It's like when she is talking to. When she's like, on doing things to the girls, when she's putting on an accent that is that, that she doesn't do. Like, that's all try hardy about it. And that's the part that's a little annoying to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess I just don't mind it. Let's go on to morphine. Doing flammable.

[Monet X Change]

Morphe is so beautiful. She is such a beautiful drag queen. Like, she's really pretty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This. She's very pretty. And I think this is the best she's looked the whole season. And can I just say one thing? I think what makes her so beautiful, she has a big head. Her head is huge. And I told you, I asked Jacob to Photoshop my head to be bigger because I think it makes you look prettier. And I was looking up like, damn, she got a big ass head. And because you get to see more of her face, she's absolutely stunning. This look is B a u t fall. She looks. I cannot find a single thing wrong with this look. She looks amazing.

[Monet X Change]

So you think because her head is. No, it's just she has. She knows she can paint. I don't think having a big head,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it's not the only thing, but I think a large head makes you look prettier. I think people with big heads look prettier. That's why I actually couldn't push up my head to be bigger.

[Monet X Change]

That's such an interesting take. That doesn't make sense to me. But go off. I think that this makes sense to you. I think that this is a very beautiful dress. The red and black. I love that it's this like a little wet curl, nice wavy curl. I think. Yeah, I think she looks. She looks really good. She looks really stunning in this look. I love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to my Maya and Maula page, who is doing 90s hip hop. This outfit does not say 90s hip hop.

[Monet X Change]

I know. Agreed, Agreed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This, the sleeves kind of do, but the rest is just a cat suit. And I'm like, this is like 90s were like baggy. 90s were denim, 90s was hoodies. 90s was graffiti graffiti. 90s was Afrocentric. 90s was Queen Latifah esque. 90s was. That was what 90 was. And I just don't think this outfit is giving 90s hip hop.

[Monet X Change]

I don't get it. The hair is the only thing. Maybe the hair and the earrings maybe giving. They were like. It was spot on. I was like, what? Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the sleeves, These are very 90s, though. The sleeves are 90s.

[Monet X Change]

The sleeves look like just big, puffy sleeves you can put in any era. To be honest, I wasn't getting. And also, the chain link necklace could be 90s as well. But overall, I was like, okay, y'. All sure. Please tell us more on how amazing Maya did this episode. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Plane Jane, who does Latin ballroom. She looks incredible. This look is. It looks expensive, and I kind of feel bad because this looks like a much more expensive version of what Tsunami's wearing. It feels like, like, Tsunami looked at Plane Janes as the inspo and then ended up with what she ended up with. They're obviously not the exact same, but Plane Jane's just looks so expensive, and it's really beautiful.

[Monet X Change]

I like Plane Janes look as well. I think it was good. So, yeah, I thought that she did a good look, and I thought her hair and makeup. But her hair makeup is always, like, every week, week after week. Plain Jane across all disciplines. Hair, talent look like she is really seniality, decorum.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's really, really politeness. She nails on everything all the time.

[Monet X Change]

So if we're talking about the tops and bottoms, I would say, obviously, Sapphira and pj. The reason I lean more to. I thought Sapphira should have won this week was because her Runway was different. Like, to your point, three of them did some type of Latin dance form, and also PJ's look. We've seen this beaded look before. Jada did it in All Stars 7. Xunami's doing something kind of similar in this one episode, and someone else did it in season 13. They had the same kind of beaded fringe fantasy. Whereas Sapphira is giving us a majorette, something that we've never seen in this way depicted in Drag Race, and we've

[Bob the Drag Queen]

seen majorettes in Drag Race before. Chi Chi did it on All Stars.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, she did it on All Stars. But I just feel like Sapphira gave us. For me, in my personal opinion, I just thought Sapphira gave us more this episode, and I think that she should have won.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'm pretty tossed up between playing Jane and Sapphira. Either one of them could have won, and I would have been like, yeah, that makes sense to me. There's no one else who could have won? Besides these two, though, for sure. Anyone else, like, anyone else that I'm like, this literally doesn't make sense.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I agree. I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to the judging. So. So Q. Don and plasma are all safe. Right? And then Rue was not going to let Nymphia get, like, when they were giving the compliments to the girls. First of all, do you agree that you don't know plasma were the safe ones?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Q. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Qdon plasma. Q.

[Monet X Change]

Dawn, Q.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don, Plasma. No, just Q. Don and plasma. Yeah.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don and plasma were safe.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think so. I. I mean, the only one that I see could move out of there, maybe dawn and something else. But, I mean, Dawn's Runway wasn't super strong to be. Oh, yeah, it was. It was good. It was a good Runway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I'll see what to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have swapped dawn and. And Nymphia. I would have made Nymphia safe because her Runway was so strong. And I would have put dawn in the bottom because her look was fine. And her. And I thought her name was bad. And I feel like no one said it was bad. And I'm like, why are you guys not acknowledging this wasn't good.

[Monet X Change]

I do think Nim's Runway was better, but I can see. I do think. I think that Meghan McCain was a little safer than Jane Goodall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree that. I agree. But I think that the difference. The discrepancy between Jane Goodall and Megan McCain is less great, less of a chasm than the difference between their runways.

[Monet X Change]

But like we said, girl, they don't. These runways pick and choose. Sometimes they matter, sometimes they don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So the judges are giving Nymphi a lot of compliments, and RuPaul is not gonna let her get lost in compliments. RuPaul brought her back to reality real quick. She was like, yeah, your look is great, but, you know, it wasn't. Bitch. Your Snatch Game. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah. We're not gonna let you fucking ride the wave of the looks. Your Snatch Game was bad. It was garbage.

[Monet X Change]

On her personality, he's like. He's like, I think that you just so cerebral that you kind of get lost in it. You need to, like, really figure that out. Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl. And I don't think. I don't think Morphine's critiques were. Were, like, fair. I don't think she was as bad as they were making her out to be. I do think that. I do think their ideas were funnier than hers. I do think that Morphine could have. Switching accents is so funny, having a different accent every time. It's so funny. Wish she thought of it, but I don't think they were acting like, it was just horrible. And I was like, it wasn't horrible. It just wasn't that. It wasn't that great. But they were acting a little wild.

[Monet X Change]

She's such a pretty drag queen. So beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Q saying, what if Maya won? Is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

so they were calling all the people, and they were like, nymphia, you're safe. So. And so they were simply. They were safe. And then it was. And then the top three were up there. And then Q looks over at. I think dawn is someone. She goes, what if Maya wins? What if Maya won? And I was like, that's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Like, you're saying crazy. What way? Like, let us mean, like, it just

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like, why would you say that? She was like, what if. Could you imagine a crazy world where Maya. I was like, why would she. Why would she say that?

[Monet X Change]

I will say, like, to your point, the Runway her was just so not great. And she was, like, mid in the challenge. So that would be a crazy reality that she won. Like, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It would be crazy. I just don't think I would have said it. I just don't think I would have said it on stage. I would have turned to a queen and said, what am I won anyway? I probably wouldn't have said that. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Jay ends up winning, and she seemed really shocked that she won. She genuinely seemed shocked that she won.

[Monet X Change]

I think she thought Sapphire was gonna win, which.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which would have made sense.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

RuPaul said your Jane Goodall wasn't good at all. I think that should have been. Your Jane Goodall wasn't all good. Anyway, that's just me thinking about writing. And then Morphine and Tsunami are in the bottom, and I am immediately worried for Tsunami. Immediately.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Immediately.

[Monet X Change]

Well, they have, as we've seen, untucked. We'll talk about that later. They definitely have a deep love for each other. They're each other's besties there. And it was a good lip sync. I was like, they really gave us a very good lip sync. It was very passionate. They share a kiss. They dance together. Morphine is leaving it all on the floor. She's dragging her pussy now. I guess this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This.

[Monet X Change]

This skirt ripped off, or did she rip it off? I didn't see what happened, but I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

think she ripped it off.

[Monet X Change]

Like. Like, it wasn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she tore it off with her hands.

[Monet X Change]

Gag work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were lipsticking too. I want to dance somebody. What a treat to be able to lip sync to I want to dance with somebody on Drag Race. What a gift you have been given. They did a really good job. Morphine went off. Morphine went off. I thought she was so. There were some. There were some ones where I was like, you're doing a little much. There were a few moments where I was like, girl, reel it. You're doing too much. But I get the desperation of being on stage and not wanting to go home. But I think Morphine did such a good job. And Tsunami wasn't bad. Morphine was just eating, in my opinion.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Morphine tore it up. She was very good. It was very, very, very well done. But. But unfortunately, Tsunami did not do what she needed to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And. What do you mean, unfortunately? You wish it was Morphine instead. What do you mean, unfortunately?

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, unfortunately for Xanami. And then so Morphine gets to stay, Xunami goes home. And I have to say, I think that Xunami has had such a great showing this season. Xunami is someone that I've come to love on this through Drag Race. I didn't really know much about her before Drag Race, but she's such a lovable and likable queen, and I think that she's definitely gonna have another life on the show. And I think that people are gonna love seeing her in the town. She performed at the Love Ball last night in New York, and she was incredible. Such a great talent. So sweet and so kind and so funny and so cute. And I really, really, really came to fall in love with Tsunami this season, so I wish her the best.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Truly resplendent. Shout out to Xunami and the House of Museum, and congratulations to Plane Jane for winning this episode.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So who has two wins now? Plane Jane has two. Plasma has two. And Nymph. He has two. Right, Jacob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nymphy has two.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Nymphy has two. Plane Jane now has two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And Plasma has two. This is episode eight. Yes, because Plasma won. Plasma won the SNL challenge and last week. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, Monet, who's going to win Drag Race Season 16?

[Monet X Change]

Honestly, it's looking like Plane Jane, like, every week. Plane Jane has not struggled in one challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right.

[Monet X Change]

Is that one she struggled in or just not thinking of?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Plane Jane has not struggled once. Like, everyone has. Has shown some weaknesses on the Nymphia and her things. Plasma and design stuff. But Plane Jane, design, comedy, dancing, acting. She is turning it out so

[Bob the Drag Queen]

looking like she's a very good drag queen. I just can't imagine her winning drag.

[Monet X Change]

I can't imagine it too. I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But on paper, she seemed like she should win, but I just cannot imagine playing Jane in the winner circle. And I don't know why that is. I can see. I can see Nymphia wins and I could see Sapphire Crystal, but I just cannot see why is that. What is that? I. I honestly, I need to do some, Some, some.

[Monet X Change]

But I feel it too, though, and I don't know why that is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is going to sound like such a shit answer. That doesn't say anything. But she doesn't seem to carry herself in the way one of the winners would carry themselves. But then again, people said that about me when I was. I mean, Derrick Berry said about me. Most people said they thought I was going to win, but Derrick Berry was like, you don't seem like a winner to me. And so Derrick Berry didn't see it for me. So maybe I'm wrong.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean? Who do you think is winning Drag Race?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm split between Sapphira and Nymphia right now. Nymphia is doing a little bit better, but not on this episode. Actually, she's been. She's been absent for like two episodes. She was not even on one episode. Yeah, and then she was not there for this episode. But when she is good, she is good.

[Monet X Change]

But what has she been good in besides design challenges? She wasn't good in the rusical. Was she good in snl? What was she in snl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was one of the barbers. She was not good. So. Maybe so.

[Monet X Change]

But, but, but design and fashion are the other thing. What is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What.

[Monet X Change]

Why do you keep doing that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because this is my body and I'm minding my business. And I think you should. You should invest in that.

[Monet X Change]

No stock. Well, it's not your body. It's a fucking thought bubble.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The stocks are. The stocks are low. Invest in minding your business. Why are you like that?

[Monet X Change]

Why. Why are you thumbs upping, nigga?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mind your business. Mind your business.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, wait, so wait, so she was good? She'd only be good in design, like fashion stuff, but like in the rusical, the singing, dancing thing. No. Well, lip syncing, dancing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you're right. She's not. She's a. You're right. She's a shit queen. And she's a bad person, probably.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're right. She also has had consistently amazing runways.

[Monet X Change]

That's the thing. Her runways have been very good. Every. Literally, there's not a single bad one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're right. I shouldn't have said that.

[Monet X Change]

Whereas Sapphira has good. Good in. Shafir is good in design. She's good into singing challenges. She's good into dancing ones. She's good in the acting ones. So

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I see Sapphira, Cristal in the Winter Circle, and I could see playing and playing Janet, on paper, could win this season. I just don't see it for her for some reason.

[Monet X Change]

But who would you say the top two queens are right now doing the best in the competition across all right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or. Well, Sapphire Castell playing Jane and. Okay, doing the best right now. Plasma and playing Jane, doing the best right now.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I also never see plasma winning Drag Race either. Like, I think plasma is really good. I just could not see her.

[Monet X Change]

Plasma does not come off as a winner at all. Why? Why? Why?

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. Maybe it's time to redefine what a winner is. Maybe it's time to redefine what a winner of Drag Race is.

[Monet X Change]

It'd be like Aquaria. I. I don't drag them to find me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I def. Whatever the fuck she. So maybe. Yeah, so maybe it's just our limited perception of what a winner of Drag Race is. I mean, granted, we are winners of Drag Race, so I think we have a little bit more gravitas than you at home.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Y' all see? Y' all see bobbleheads? Do y' all see how he be talking to y'?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All?

[Monet X Change]

Y' all see how he be talking to y'?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All? Okay, I'm talking to Mon. Because other Baba has know that we all won Drag Race together. Every.

[Monet X Change]

She's backtracking, your Honor. She's back backtracking, your Honor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Backtrack. Because the bobbleheads already knew.

[Monet X Change]

Backtracking, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I pulled a mean girl that broke off a little piece, and I melled a little bit to every bobblehead's house.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. If you're a bobbleheader, you. You got a little piece of that crown. Please tag me in a picture on. On either. On Twitter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Most pictures of your little piece of crown, they're all just tiny little pieces of metal and little pieces of rhinestone. You all have. No.

[Monet X Change]

What kind of metal?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you.

[Monet X Change]

What kind of rhinestone?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They know what kind of rhinestone. They're crystal. They're. They're. They're plain crystal. They're not ab. They're just playing crystals, so you all know what they are. They're playing crystals. You know they're silver and you know they're rhinestones. You have them. So just tag bobblehead crowns. Hashtag bobble head. Not heads. Hashtag bobblehead crown. And put that on screen, please. Hashtag bobblehead crown. And tag Monet so she can know that you all got. Now, Monet kept her crown herself. Monet ain't shared with nobody. Yeah, we have it. We have it in this.

[Monet X Change]

We have it in the city center. We have it in the city center. And all the Monation, they are free. So people borrow it, they take them home, they bring. People can wear them for, like, special occasions. Weddings, funerals. We like. I didn't just break it apart, people. It's all. We all get to use it when we want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch, I know if someone from Monation took this shit, you'd never see it again. I know that. Cause y' all struggling over there. It's dire times over at the Monation. And with that said, I will see you all next week.

[Monet X Change]

And with that being said, thank you for coming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you can tune into our Patreon to hear us talk about Q on Twitter, hear us talk about Untucked, and make sure to buy our tickets for our live podcast show at Netflix is the joke.

[Monet X Change]

We have some.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All, we have some more live podcast days coming around the corner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's look. Also, fun fact, Jacob is going to be on this episode of Untucked. I mean, of the Untucked. So if y' all want to see Jacob, y' all always asking for a Jacob cam, so.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I have to make the bed. About to say if. If.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If y' all make that damn bed. Well, it'll be fine. Just. All right, bye, y'. All. Bye, everyone. Bye.