Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S17 E10 "The Villains Roast"

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: Sibling Watchery – RuPaul's Drag Race S17 E10 "The Villains Roast"

Release Date: March 12, 2025
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob The Drag Queen

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Watchery dives into the chaos, comedy, and drama of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 17, Episode 10, "The Villains Roast." Bob and Monét break down one of the wildest episodes in Drag Race herstory—a roast challenge starring "villain" alum, messy setlist shenanigans, and emotional workroom meltdowns. Their signature mix of razor-sharp humor and in-depth Drag Race analysis makes for an essential companion for fans eager to relive the drama or just catch up on all the tea.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Recapping the Episode’s Context (00:52–02:18)

• Main event: The queens are tasked with roasting three "villain" Drag Race alumni: Mistress Isabelle Brooks, Kandy Muse, and Plane Jane.

• Episode’s unique energy: Both hosts call this one of the “craziest” and “wildest” episodes ever, earning a 9.7 on IMDb—a testament to the mayhem.

• Notable Queen Drama: Lexi is in her feelings, Jules just scored her first win, and Lydia survives a close call.

  "This is one of the craziest episodes I've ever seen of Drag Race. It's good TV. It's insane."
  —Monét (03:09)

2. Backstage Banter & Workroom Tensions (03:28–05:58)

• Workroom Recap: Post-elimination, tension mounts among the queens, especially between Lexi, Lydia, Sam, and Jules.
• Lexi’s Mood: Lexi is continually “fighting demons and herself… and anyone who will stand near her, including the mirror” (Bob, 03:57).
• Age Comments: Banter erupts about aging queens and fan perceptions.
• Joey Nolfi Guests: Hosts shout out EW journalist Joey Nolfi, who got to appear on the Drag Race main stage.

3. The Roast Challenge – Assignment and Order Drama (06:09–16:27)

• Set Challenge: Michelle Visage replaces RuPaul for the mini-challenge, then announces the roast.
• Roast Lineup: Jules, as mini-challenge winner, gets to decide performance order.
• Too Nice? Bob and Monét critique Jules for being overly diplomatic: “Trying to be too nice was where the train went off the tracks” (Monét, 12:53).
• Placement Meltdowns:
  • Lexi claims being placed after Susie was a set-up.
  • Arrietty accuses Jules of intentionally trying to undermine her by placing herself after Arrietty.
• Host Wisdom: Both agree that, outside of being first, order rarely matters in Drag Race roasts—"there are no bad spots, just tell your jokes" (Bob, 14:46).

4. Rehearsals & Joke-Stealing Scandal (17:50–23:28)

• Coaching Twist: Whitney Cummings is guest comedy coach, but this time rehearsal is done roundtable-style, amping up the pressure.
• Susie’s ‘Genius’ Comedy: Susie claims her jokes are too sophisticated for the others, drawing shade from Anya:

  “Susie swears she’s playing 4D chess. …You're playing checkers!”
  —Monét (20:04)

• Arrietty Steals Jokes:
  • Literally copies Jules’ jokes in rehearsal, triggering a “high school cheat sheet” moment.
  • Hosts compare her to past joke thieves—“How are you stealing jokes and still bombing? Crazy!”
    —Bob (30:25)
• Ethics of Joke Theft: Bob and Monét both say copying is inexcusable in comedy, even on Drag Race.

5. Meltdowns and Confrontations in the Workroom (25:13–29:55)

• Ariety’s Fallout: She moves her station away from Jules, claiming sabotage, and ignores apologies.

  “She is acting like a child…She gathers up her stuff…I mean, you see those little devil horns? We should have believed her.”
  —Monét (25:48)

• Lexi’s Spiral: Confronts Jules for “playing mind games” with the setlist.
• Host Analysis: Monét psychoanalyzes—Lexi’s anger at Jules is actually jealousy and fear of Susie’s competition.

6. The Roast Performances (30:04–37:57)

Standout Sets:

• Lydia Butthole:
  • “I wasn't tired, Whitney. You were just really fucking bored” (35:42).
  • “I need another bald black man, and you love seeing me in the bottom,” (35:51)
  • Hosts agree: Well-deserved win, unexpected glow-up after earlier improv flops.
• Jules: Delivers sharp lines, e.g.
  • “The camera adds 10 pounds—but you walked in with the first 300” (32:03).
• Lana Dre:
  • “Some of these jokes write themselves.” Hosts praise her comic timing, but not her runway look.

Bombs & Shade:

• Arrietty: Chokes despite stealing jokes. “How are you stealing jokes and still bombing?” (Bob, 30:25)
• Candy’s Joke: Set-up subverted with “You’re going home next” to Arrietty, which comes true. (37:37)

7. Runway: Who Wears Short Shorts? (39:09–51:41)

• Category Analysis:
  • Hosts debate the theme, with mixed reviews.
  • Bob likes Lydia’s out-there “skin-melted-into-shorts” concept (46:19); Monét’s pick is Jewel Sparkles' pantsless Marie Antoinette fantasy (43:16).
• Controversial Looks:
  • Both drag Lana Dre’s “pedestrian” look and Sam Star’s “inauthentic” football getup.
  • Susie Toot’s repeated wig and makeup choices draw Monét’s ire:

    “If she wears it one more time, RuPaul should eliminate her.”
    —Monét (47:41)

  • Lexi Love’s faux-high fashion gets a shrug.
• Runway Fashion Quotes:

  “If she had help packing and no one was like, are you sure about this? That’s crazy to me.”
  —Bob on Lana Dre (44:10)

8. Judging, Lip Sync, and Elimination (51:50–58:34)

• Top Two: Lydia and Lana (unanimous host agreement).
• Bottom Three: Jules, Arrietty, Lexi. (Disagreement on whether Lexi deserved bottom placement.)
• Hosts’ Critique:
  • Monét: Lana might have won if she’d served a more elevated look (“If Lana dressed nicer, she could have won.” 52:41).
• Lip Sync:
  • Song: "Yaya" by Beyoncé.
  • Jules seals her fate by "kicking her crown off the stairs" (56:38).
• Ariety Eliminated:
  • Her exit described as “a psychotic break” with “manic” vibes (58:20).
  • Mirror message: "Hi. Bye. As one smelly bitch to another, Anya please brush your teeth."

9. Notable Quotes and Moments

• On roast order drama:

  “In a show like this, I don’t think the position really matters…just tell your jokes.”
  —Monét (13:42–14:46)

• On Arrietty’s sabotage claims:

  “If you confident in your shit, you should be happy. But she’s not. She’s not confident.”
  —Bob (15:45)

• On joke stealing:

  “Stealing another comedian’s jokes is wild.”
  —Bob (22:24)

• On runways:

  “This bitch looks fucking crazy on this runway.”
  —Monét on Lana Dre (43:59)

• On industry gossip:

  “Junk food companies are investing millions into foods that counteract Ozempic just to keep people fat. It’s sick!”
  —Monét (35:14)

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Important Timestamps

• [03:09] – "Craziest episode ever" discussion
• [12:37] – Jules’ setlist diplomacy called “too nice”
• [15:29] – Arrietty accuses Jules of sabotage
• [17:50] – Whitney Cummings joins coaching
• [22:01] – Arrietty steals jokes from Jules
• [25:27] – Arietty moves her station in anger
• [30:42] – Jules delivers strongest roast joke, gets praise
• [35:42] – Lydia’s roast: “I wasn't tired, Whitney. You were just really fucking bored.”
• [43:59] – Lana Dre’s runway look roasted
• [52:41] – Lana’s runway nearly costs her the win
• [56:38] – Jules' epic lip sync crown kick
• [58:20] – Arrietty's “psychotic break” exit and mirror message: “Hi. Bye. As one smelly bitch to another, Anya, please brush your teeth.”

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Tone and Chemistry

The episode is trademark Sibling Rivalry: quick-witted, unapologetically shady, and full of inside Drag Race references. Bob and Monét's camaraderie energizes even mundane topics, with wisecracking honesty and a sprinkle of heartfelt empathy for certain queens—before flipping back to savage read mode.

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Memorable Exchanges

• Monét: "Susie swears she’s playing 4D chess. Girl, you’re playing checkers!" (20:04)
• Bob: "How are you stealing jokes and still bombing? This is crazy!" (30:25)
• Monét: “If she wears [that wig] one more time, RuPaul should eliminate her.” (47:41)

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Final Thoughts

Bob and Monét agree this episode is must-watch Drag Race—equal parts messy, dramatic, and hilarious. They close by teasing more untucked analysis and crowd banter over on their Patreon.

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For more behind-the-scenes T and bonus “Untucked” discussion, check Sibling Rivalry’s Patreon.

Transcript

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You're such a fucking hater. You fucking hating ass nigger ass bitch.

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Okay, y'. All. We are doing. We are reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race season 1017 episode 10. You know who Green Gay is on?

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No.

[B]

On YouTube?

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Nope.

[B]

Green Gay is one of those, like Drag Race pages. And they just did like a full breakdown of the Pit Stop and like every host who's ever hosted it, who's technically the most successful host, who's hosted the most episodes. It's really interesting, actually.

[A]

Drag Race fans are so interesting. They will. They will. They. They always find a metric or a thing they need to like, break down and see.

[B]

I found it really interesting. They. They put it in a whole spreadsheet and Trixie has hosted the most episodes by more than double. The person in second place. I've hosted 35 episodes. Trixie's hosted 75 episodes of the. Of the Pit Stop.

[A]

How many seasons has she done? 4.

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I don't know. I was in second place with the most hosts and Trixie is in first place. She's 70 something episodes of the Pitch. Isn't that crazy?

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That's wild.

[B]

Yeah, it's really wild. And. And they found it the most successful pairing for to get clicks and views. Do you want to guess who it is?

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Trixie and somebody.

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Trixie and Violet are the most like their. Their episodes consistently get more views than any other pairing that makes sense on the show. I just found it so interesting.

[A]

It's not about pit Stop. This is about sipping rival ivory. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

[B]

It's not about sipping rivalry. It's about RuPaul's Drag Race. Actually.

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No, but. But this is a sibling rivalry product, honey. If there wasn't a sibling rivalry. If there was no sibling rivalry, there'll be no sibling watchery. Did I do that?

[B]

Lie.

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Sibling rivalry walked so motherfucking sibling washery could run.

[B]

I mean, you misspoke. It's okay, listen, we are reviewing episode 10, which is the roast episode, which I never got to do a roast, and I'm still bitter about it, but this was a really interesting episode.

[A]

This is the. One of the crazy. This is one of the craziest episodes I've ever seen of Drag Race. This is one of the craziest things I think has ever happened on the. Granted all. I mean, I think it's good tv. It's still. It's insane. Like this episode, the whole season, this got the. It's like a 9.7 on IMDb it

[B]

is a really wild episode, and I can't wait to hear your thoughts on it. So Corey King just went home and Lydia was like, I couldn't even look at the judges when they were announcing who won. Lydia was looking down, found out that she got to stay, and now Jules has one win. And. And Lexi is in her feelings about not winning. Lexi lives in her feelings, baby.

[A]

She needs a. She, she needs. She needs a mood regulator. This bitch, she is always. She is. This bitch is constantly fighting demons and fighting herself every single time. And her castmates, her cast, she will

[B]

fight anyone who will stand near her, including the mirror.

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I said, ruo, better watch out, cuz she gonna swing on him. Max.

[B]

No, for real. She's. I was like, jesus Christ. And then Lydia said. Lydia said straight to sa face. Cause Sam was like, who should be in the bottom instead of. Instead of you? And she was like, you.

[A]

Right? And I agree. I agree. I know, I know I'm in the minority here, but I agree. I didn't. I think Sam's outfit was crazy. And the fact that we acting like, act like Sam act like she only uses poo pourri and that her shit never stinks and that shit is crazy.

[B]

In Sam's defense, Betsy Johnson was like, I love this.

[A]

Bessie is 83 years old. She, she, she don't. She, she don't see good no more.

[B]

That's crazy. The, the age is rich.

[A]

I'm 35, and I, I, I don't see good.

[B]

I'm trying to relate it back to you. That was ageist. What did you say about Debbie Harry when she complimented Derek Harry's looks?

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

What did I say? Oh, that was more of a dick. That was more of a dick.

[A]

Better. J.

[B]

That was a dig at Derrick Barry.

[A]

What she say? No, no, no. Let Jacob say the quote.

[B]

I still remember. What did I say? I think he said, I want a drug test. Oh, yeah, I want a drug test. But it wasn't AIs, though.

[A]

It wasn't a now you coming for Debbie Harry sobriety.

[B]

Debbie Harry's on crack. I said it, and I'll say it again. But what I said was an ageist. Wow.

[A]

But it was a drug.

[B]

And let's be clear. If you were on the season, you would be the oldest bitch there. You would be grandma.

[A]

Oh, and that's fine. I don't. Listen, I'm not one of these faggots that hates to get old, you know, I think a lot of. A lot of queers hate becoming older. Becoming like, I. I. Happily I'm becoming older. I'm not mad at getting older.

[B]

I think a lot of people don't like it. I don't think.

[A]

It's just.

[B]

I think a lot of people don't necessarily like getting old. I think that you're at an age right now where you getting old isn't a big deal. Cause you're in your mid-30s, I believe, maybe around 60 or 70, you might start feeling differently by getting old.

[A]

No, I don't think.

[B]

Sher was like, how do you feel about getting old? Sher was like, it sucks. I hate it.

[A]

I mean, I'm enjoying getting old. Maybe I might feel differently there. You won't even make it to 60, so cherish the days you have left.

[B]

Maybe I won't. You might not make it to 40 if you keep around with me. That's for sure. Why you got.

[A]

Why you got so much vitriol? Can you come in here and be a nice person, bitch?

[B]

Let me share this picture of Monet. When Monet logged in, she was sitting in the dark looking like this. I was like, what is. What in the creepy pasta is going on here anyway?

[A]

Also, I love. I love. I love that. I love that when. When Sam was like, baby. Sam thought she was reading. She's like, baby, you look like. Y'. All. Y' all have to look like someone skinned a dead cat. Lydia was like, oh, my God. Thank you. That's what I was going for, actually.

[B]

Yeah. Sam thought she ate Sam in. Sam, specifically in the, like, Once the girls get back from the main stage, angry. This version of Sam for the past couple weeks is really interesting. It's very bizarre. It's like she's looking for a fight every time. Yeah.

[A]

Remember last week? I would never get last week when she stood up and then Lita says. And she goes, what you say? I was like, oh, my God, it feels so unprovoked. So extra.

[B]

Lana and Lydia are the only two who don't have any wins. As we all see that changes very soon. We about to have one girl. Spoilers. I know spoilers, y'. All. Um, so the next day, Michelle walks in instead of RuPaul and she takes the girls to the dunk tank. I like this segment. This segment is so funny to me. There's no right answers. Everyone gets dunked. That was so what's your. What's your favorite color? That really sent me. She like wrong. I don't know why. That really sent me.

[A]

Well, I don't think you ever worked with Joey Nolfi, but you know, he did stuff for All Stars 4 and All Stars 7. So I know Joey and Joey Nolfi is like a super. A super fan. Works for ew. I know Joey is like gag. But he's on the main stage of Drag Race, fucking standing next to Michelle Visage doing a thing on Drag Race. He is gaggy.

[B]

I've been interviewed by Joey a couple times for a weird reason.

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Shout out to Joey, who is a big Drag Race fan and getting to be on the main stage doing his thing.

[B]

It was kind of while that he was there though. No shade to Joey Noi. I was like the fact that I have never been called in to do any.

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Anything. He worked for a major publication that. That exclusively does Drag Race content.

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I work for. I. I have a journalism award.

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Oh my God.

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Does Joey Novi have a journalism award?

[A]

I'm sure he does. Maybe not the one you have. I'm sure he does have some.

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I have the most prestigious journalism award.

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Joey, comment below and list. Fucking list. List your comments and drag this bald.

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I dare you, Joey. I dare you.

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Michelle announces that they are doing the Villains Rose. And I think this is a good idea for Rose. Bring back the villains. But I mean, if the show wanted to really. Bout it, bout it. They have some villains we could have brought back. Honey, that would have caused a scene.

[B]

Girl, these are very sweet villains they got, honey. I mean, I could have bought Jeremy. Oh, Jeremy would never come back. James would never come back.

[A]

You think Chicago would come back?

[B]

No, Tamisha wouldn't come back.

[A]

You know, I think Tamisha would.

[B]

Do you think so?

[A]

I think Tamisha would, but, I mean,

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was she a villain? I mean, I think really, Candy was actually the villain more than Tamisha was in that. In that season.

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Yeah, I would say so. I would say so.

[B]

But Tamisha was the villain off season.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

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They, they, they.

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They chose some sweet villas. I said we could. We could have went a little further.

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Oh, I could go farther. So Lexi is straight to the camera in her. In her interview goes, honey, this is going to be my week. And she gonna keep saying it, but Lexi hasn't had a week in a minute. Lexi hasn't had a week in a month. Okay, she hasn't. It's true. But every week she. This is my week. Well, that's not fair. Last week, she had a pretty good week. I think that Lexi should have won last week, in my opinion.

[A]

I think so, too.

[B]

I think.

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I think Lexi. Lexi could have. Lexi should have won last week. I agree with that. Your point, Betsy. Betsy said that she molds she Jules perfectly captured.

[B]

So mib, Kandy, Muse and Playing James are the honorees at this roast.

[A]

And Monet, you've done, like, mib on Mistress. Yeah.

[B]

You've done two roasts.

[A]

I've done. Yeah. Two. I've done two roasts on Drag Race. Yeah. We didn't do 1. Season 10.

[B]

I technically done a roast, but what I actually did was on the Super Duper Secret Celebrity Drag Race, I did a roast.

[A]

Oh, yeah. For that guy. With. That guy I was with.

[B]

Alex Newell.

[A]

No, the guy won, right? The white guy?

[B]

Yeah. The guy from Ninja Warrior or something. Something like. That guy. He's really funny.

[A]

He's really, really funny.

[B]

By the way, if you haven't watched it, it's up on YouTube. It's legit. One of the best roasts in Drag Race.

[A]

It's, you know, for my 40th birthday, I really would like to do the roast of the Roast of Monet. But I'm like, if sometimes I feel like a roast a little tired, and I'm like, but I would like to, like, invite a. But like, literally do, like a. Feel like an event at, like, the Dynasty typewriter or, like, somewhere in LA and do, like, the Roast of Monet. Would you. Would you participate?

[B]

Yeah, I would do it.

[A]

I think.

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I think roasts are timeless. Personally, I don't think roasts are. I think roasts are timeless, but I want to, like.

[A]

I want to, like. I want to, like Friars Club Bob. I want people to get down. I want people, like, really, I want to do one of those things when you come, like, we went to Chris Rock. People got to put their phones in a little baggie because I want people. I want these jokes to be the most unsavory, nastiest, anti PC jokes that you have ever heard in life.

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I'm definitely in.

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I already.

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I already know what I'm going for. My pitch for Patreon is the roast of sibling rivalry. And we get all the girls we started beef with over the past five

[A]

years to roast you, but they won't be no shade. They won't be funny.

[B]

They hate us. Yeah, but they won't be.

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They won't be funny.

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Their name is. Who do you think won't be funny from Chicago, Right?

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Like, you know what I mean? Like, I think we got to get, like, for my roast, I want to get, like, celebrity friends. Like, I want to get, like, people that are going to, like, really care to be funny.

[B]

Celebrity friends. Don't.

[A]

Don't get, like, no, like, like, like, like Nicole Byer. You know, I'm good friends who are, like, funny. Mateo B. Jackie B.

[B]

Is always funny to roast.

[A]

Oh, Jackie B. Do you think. Do you think that Mateo can get down and dirty in a roast like that?

[B]

I don't think Mateo would want the down dirty joke said about him. No.

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

Got booked for roast sometime recently, I think, and I was. He seemed to be excited to do it, but I don't know if it actually happened or not. I forget. I actually did the roast of Whitney Cummings, which, if y' all want to watch that, it is. If you're on the Patreon, you can just type in Whitney Cummings and it's there. And if you. If you're not, it's for free online. Just type in, like, only fans roast of Whitney Cummings. And honestly, it was fun. I had a lot of fun. That roast.

[A]

Yeah. So anyway, so now they go back to the workroom. And y', all, this is where.

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Girl, this is where Armageddon happens, honey. Jules. So Michelle says that Jules, because you won last week, you get. Because there was no meeting channel. It was just Michelle getting revenge on Arrietty, basically. And I'm sure she was mad that she didn't get to dunk Hormonal Lisa. She's like, bring that. Bring her and bring her back. And bring Hormona back. We're dunking that bitch, too. Um, but Jules gets to decide the order. Cause she won last week's challenge. And can I just say out loud right now, I think that Jules was really nice, really kind, and really fair.

[A]

Too nice. I. I think you're right. She was. But that's the problem. She was too nice. I think Jules was too fucking nice to me, but she was literally going to every single person and be like, oh, you want to go here? You want to go here? And for the most, she honored a lot of it.

[B]

Yeah, she really did.

[A]

I think that that was where she.

[B]

That.

[A]

That was when that. Where the train went off the tracks, when she tried to be true nice, and she got input for everybody. Horrible, horrible, horrible choice.

[B]

So wears everyone out. Lexi goes last, and now. So Lexi is the first one she

[A]

has to go last.

[B]

I know, girl. Preaching to the choir.

[A]

But she is after Susie. So Lexi takes offense. Like, yeah, she gave me what I wanted, but she tried to set me up by putting me after Susie.

[B]

But did Lexi say she didn't want to go after Susie?

[A]

She didn't say that she doesn't want to go last.

[B]

And. And not only that, but Susie's the only. I think Susie's the only one who actually didn't get what she wanted. Susie's the only one who didn't get what she wanted. But she did put her toward the end, though.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Because Anya wanted to go first or second. I think. I can't remember what Anya said.

[A]

And can I just. Mom, can we just talk for just. Can we just be for real? For real, y'? All?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There could be a strategy about placement, but in a show like this on Drag Race, like a roast on Drag Race. I'm sorry, I don't think the position really matter. Besides being the first one out, everything else is kind of whatever. Like, cut the first one out. You really are just. The room is cold. You really are doing it. Da, da. But for everyone else, I genuinely. For my. My honest opinion as doing three roast in Drag Race. I do two roasts in Drag Race. I don't think it actually really matters that much, honestly, from doing.

[B]

I've never done a roast on Drag Race, but I've done a lot of roast in real life. And even opening up the show is not bad. There's. There's no bad positions. And now outside of you getting in your own head. But it. And also doing a roast on Drag Race is so different than doing a roast at, like, a comedy club. You're doing a roast in a theater. The last spot is actually pretty rough because they're dropped in a comedy club, not a theater. But In a comedy club because they're dropping checks. So you don't want to be doing comedy during the check drop. Yeah, because no one's paying attention. Everyone's. Everyone's talking, diving up their bills and stuff. But outside of that, if you're in the theater or if you're on tv, there is no bad spot. Y' all are being crazy. Susie too said that. And honestly, I agree with her. Y', all, there are no bad spots. Just tell your jokes.

[A]

Tell your jokes. Like the only thing like. And Lexi has good jokes, so I'm like, so you just calm the down. The only person that should be worried because they really suc. And they have no talents beyond making clothes as Arrietty. Don't be with me, Bob. Did I lie? Am I lying? Or am I. Or am I telling the truth? Don't take your hand down.

[B]

I don't have any opinions about that. That's crazy, Bob.

[A]

Okay, well, I'm asking your opinion on it.

[B]

Speaking of Arrietty, Arrietty feels set up because she. Okay, this one, this one is even crazier. Honestly. They're both crazy. Arriety's like, oh, you put yourself after me. You're trying to make me look bad. But bitch is after you. Like, what? What?

[A]

Like bitch, if you have good jokes, you're actually you. You can set her up by having really strong jokes, having good material and good delivery and her not meeting the moment. Cuz you're funnier than her. Like, so at. At that point, like, bitch, if you confident in your fucking shit, what you can do, you should be happy with her.

[B]

But she's not confident. You know she's not confident. She said she'd been saying she's not confident the whole time. We know she's not confident. That's, that's, that's. We can already skip over that one. But also just y' all know too, going after someone who's bombing is not fierce. It does not make you look better. You have to reset the room. Going up after someone who's funny is. I don't know where this thing on Drag Race is. You don't go after someone funny. You want to go after someone funny. You do not want to go after someone who has ruined the vibe in the room, y'. All. That is not a good look. I don't know why Drag the Drag Race girls have this theory that going after someone who bombs is the tea. It's not. You do not want to go up doing comedy, any kind of comedy, after someone who has ruined the vibe of the room.

[A]

Yeah, that's not. That's. Yeah, that's not. That's not the tea. I mean, again, you have. I mean, like we said before, the audit isn't like, really matter, but I mean, again, if someone was really bad and you can reset the room and you can soar above them. Yes. I guess maybe the judges might. That might stick out in their mind, like, oh, that person really bad and you were really good, but not really like, this is a fucking TV show. They know what the fuck is going on. Instacart makes grocery shopping easier. And just because you're not doing the shopping yourself doesn't mean you don't care how it's done. With Instacart Shopper notes, you can get particular about what you want right in the app. Like rotisserie chicken. That's extra crispy steak with marbling the Romans would have loved, and lettuce you'd actually pick yourself. Just leave a note for your shopper so they can get it right for you without having to ask. That way you can get groceries just how you like. Download the Instacart app and shop today. Close your eyes.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

So during the coaching, Whitney Cummings joins the. Which is honestly so sickening. So sickening. I love Whitney Cummings is. Is. Is genuinely really, really hilarious.

[A]

Well, this is also the first time Drag Race has done this. Normally, y'. All. It is. They bring each girl, goes out on stage solo with the coach, and they do the material. No one else has the material. This time they're doing a round table where they're all sitting together delivering jokes to Whitney and Michelle together. And that is why the. The next drama happens, which now.

[B]

Oh, my God. Okay, so before we get there, Lana says that Lana said that she likes to show off her goofy personality. And I'm like. And I love that Michelle called. Michelle and Ru are not letting these girls slip with the shit today. She's like, where. When have you been goofy bitch? What? Goofy where? Bitch? I ain't seen nothing goofy. He. He Ha, ha. You just walking around wearing clothes. Let's. Let's keep it a buck.

[A]

Walking around wearing clothes. That's mean.

[B]

Well, now, Lana is told that she. Here's another thing. People get told they're funny in the workroom, y'. All Being told that you are funny when you're not trying to be funny is not the compliment y' all think it is.

[A]

Wait, say that again. What?

[B]

So they're like, Lana's like. Lana's like, I've been told that I'm funny in the workroom. I'm like, being a funny person and being a comedian and telling jokes are not the same thing.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Not y'. All. It's not the same thing. I don't think that Lana is funny in the way that Alyssa Edwards is funny. Cause the Lil Eris is like. That's the thing when y'. All. The truth is, most of the time, y' all are not laughing with Alyssa. Y' all are laughing at Alessa. That's the real tea. Y' all are not laughing with her.

[A]

No, no, no. I think Mo Hart and Alyssa have that similar thing where they're situationally funny, right? Like, you think about, like, Alyssa doing. Alyssa doing, like, when she. When they were all doing Season five, when they're writing the Rogues jokes, and she's like.

[B]

But they're not laughing with. They're laughing at her. Like, when she goes, do I do a. Alyssa wasn't in on the joke. When Mohart thought that giraffe was brown cow. She was not in on the joke. They're laughing at them. Which, by the way, it's not necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes being laughed at works in your favor. If you're okay with people laughing at you. I'm okay with people laughing at me, depending on the scenario, obviously. But just to be clear, most of the times y' all are laughing at them, you're not laughing with them. Now, I have not seen this Lana hilarious in the workroom personality that she's saying she has. So it hasn't come through on camera for me. Um, but she's saying that folks keep saying you're funny in the workroom.

[A]

Yeah. And then. Oh, and before. And then after that, Susie tries to see Susie. Susie swears she playing 4D chess. Nigga, you playing checkers. Okay. Cause she was like, you know, which irritates me, trying to act like her jokes are just so cerebral, the way her comedy is so smart. These fucking idiots could never understand her jokes in the workroom. And Anya clocks. Anya takes her shoe and clock her on the crown of her head. She goes like, girl, her jokes ain't funny. Ain't nothing she said went over my head. And she's trying to trick y' all so she can get some sympathy about not being confident, but she really is about her material, which, honestly, her jokes weren't even that fucking good anyway.

[B]

I'm. Susie really thinks she's smarter than everyone there.

[A]

Girl. Also, it's so insulting. Like, yes, drag, grati, whatever. But at a base level, it's just so insulting that you think that we're just all such idiots that we can't understand what you're doing. That's so insulting.

[B]

And when we talked to a couple episodes, if you idiots had a monochrome of information and knowledge, a. A crumb of what I have, then you wouldn't be as dumb as you are. Like, she really think smarter than everyone else.

[A]

Really. It's kind of crazy. And I love that Anya clocked it. Anya is becoming one of my favorite dragons, I think.

[B]

What should Susie have on her head? She has, like, a scarf on her head. It's.

[A]

It's Su from the RDR Live.

[B]

Oh, okay. It wasn't making no sense to me.

[A]

I think she was bringing it back maybe because she thought it would bring some of the funny from RDR Live. And her. Her. Her winning in that.

[B]

And I'm sure. I'm surprised Sam Smith didn't try to chant Sam Smith. Sam Starr didn't try to channel her tumbleweave. The Tumbleweave. I wanted to channel the tumbleweave.

[A]

Envy Bob. That is a different drag when it got eliminated a few episodes ago. Wrong queen.

[B]

I can't remember them. So then we get to the point where Arrietty just straight up is like, well, she wants to be shady. Which, again, I don't think Jules was being shady at all. She's like, I'm gonna just straight up steal her jokes. And I think that if she could have remembered more than two, she would have stole the whole set.

[A]

I think so. I think so too. And y', all, like, literally, like, on some high school shit. Like, literally.

[B]

It.

[A]

Look, it's like. It's like a fucking. It's like a fucking. What's that show? Fucking Police Academy. It's like Jules turns this way, and everybody's like, do, do. And like, it's literally copying them off of her paper. Like, that shit is crazy. Stealing another comedian's jokes is wild.

[B]

I mean, I guess because none of them are comedians, that it. They. They're just like, they don't see the. The. The. Like when got. Mick stole those jokes from Nikki Glazier. But Nikki Glazier wasn't there. Everyone knows that she stole those jokes. Like, are we all acting like. Like Mick didn't steal those jokes?

[A]

I. I didn't know she stole them.

[B]

Oh, you knew that Mick stole those fucking jokes from Nikki Glazer, But Nikki Glazer wasn't there. She's stealing jokes. So years ago, we were doing the Haters Roast tour and Mimi, I'm first joined the tour and Mimi on verse was getting cooked up in the roast. She was not. Her jokes weren't hitting the way. So then the next day, on her second day of the show, Mimi on first went early in the show. She just did like a joke from each person in the show. It was insane.

[A]

What did you please tell me. You go. You please. Have you got on up there? And you. And you. Molly whopped her.

[B]

I don't think I was in this show. I just remember hearing about it because I don't think I did the show with Mimi. I heard I've only done the Rojes roast once, maybe twice, but by this time I was out of the show. But Mimi Unverse went and mopped everyone's jokes.

[A]

By the way, this.

[B]

Betty and Latrice got into it because they were. They kept talking during my set and I kept being. They kept doing this thing where they kept like, trying to negate my jokes by like, cuz. Cuz obviously. And also they know. They know the joke. They know what the jokes are. They know the jokes are already coming because we. We're doing the same jokes every night, give or take a few. And they started like, either, like anticipating my jokes or telegraphing them or. Or doing a bit after the joke to like stomp on the laugh. And I did go up and I was like, can you please not do that? Like, don't do that. Like, obviously we're telling jokes at each other's expense. That's the point. That's the whole point is to tell jokes at each other's expense.

[A]

You know what is this the Hater Roast where you iconically piss on yourself?

[B]

Yeah, that's the one. Maybe, maybe, maybe the one after. I can't remember.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But if I want to hear that story, you can see it in my special Woke man and address, which is available for free on YouTube. I tell the whole story about time I piss myself on stage. Do you ever tell about your pissing on stage?

[A]

I do it in and I do Some crowd work with the audience. I do, I do like some just to get some sky. Film it well, places I film. I do like some crowd work at the end. And then someone ask me like, honestly, no matter e, any city I go to, I'm like, guys, think of unique questions and you can ask me anything you want. I will answer whatever you want. I. Every city I get at least two or three of the questions. I hear like they're, they're the repeat questions. Every city, whoever you.

[B]

I try to give them categories. I say give, I say, ask me for advice. Don't ask me questions cuz they're going to ask you about. I always say, don't ask me what Drag Race is. Like, don't ask me if RuPaul's nice. Don't ask me if I go on all Stars. I say, if you ask a lame question I'm not going to answer. I'm going to make fun of you when I'm not going to answer your question. Ask me for advice. And. And I find that you get. You get a much more. And I say, who needs financial advice? Who needs spiritual advice? Who needs this advice? So you give them categories. You pick someone that's good, Bob, you

[A]

know, sometimes you have some good recommendations

[B]

that's good every once in a while.

[A]

Once in a while.

[B]

So we go, we. So we're doing the makeup now, right? So Sam is like, I'm gonna be positive because everyone's angry. And by the way, everyone is angry. The chimosa, the chimosma girls, the chimosa girls.

[A]

She's not. She's gone.

[B]

Is gone. There's no gossip, there's no chatter. There is no chimosa going on whatsoever. Arietty is angry. She won't. She basically won't talk to Jules. And then she just gathers her stuff and moves and leaves Jules by herself in the corner as if Jules. As if Jules fucking ripped up her wigs or piss on her garments.

[A]

Well, I mean, she did tell us who she told us. We should have believed her that she was a baby. And she surely is acting like a fucking baby. She is acting like a child. And she gathers up her stuff and I'm like, honestly, bitch, you see them little devil horns she got in her confessional? We should have believed the bitch. She is a fucking devil. And Jules tried to ask her about it and she is like, yeah, you try to like, she's like, you try to sabotage me. I know what you try to do to me. And I don't want to get ready next to you. And I was like, how does that.

[B]

I just don't figure out how that sabotages her.

[A]

It's not. You can't. Bob, you can figure it out, because it's not. It's like you're trying to make a square or rectangle. Bitch, it's a square. You cannot make it a rectangle.

[B]

Monae, she's just a baby.

[A]

She surely is. She is a child.

[B]

What's crazy is that Jules apologized. I'm like, bitch, you better than me. Jules is. No, Jules is better than me. I would have never. Because she didn't do anything wrong anyway. I would have never apologized ever in a million years.

[A]

Yeah, the apologizing is crazy. And also, I'm like, bitch. She backing up a station. She should have fucking kept her shit packed. Cause you don't need to unpack, baby. She went the fuck home.

[B]

And then now that Arietti is making Jules feel bad or trying to make Jules feel bad, Lexi's like, double whammy. My turn. My turn. She's like, you knew. You knew that I am. I feel inferior to. To Susie Toots. So you knew that, and you did this to me on purpose. You did. And I was like, what is happening? What is happening?

[A]

Now we have to be in this bitch's brain and psychoanalyze every choice we're making to see how it's gonna impact her. Bitch, I am not your partner. I don't. I don't have to honor or validate your feelings, but you gotta regulate your own shit.

[B]

It's crazy. It. This is bizarre. These girls are doing justice for Jewel Sparkles. They are doing Jules very wrong, in my opinion. And, well, I also think.

[A]

I mean, if. If we. If I.

[B]

If I.

[A]

If. If I'm gonna psychoanalyze this. I think Lexi is upset that Susie is eating her ass in this competition, and she is literally. So she's using that to justify. So she's used. So she's scapegoating Ju. She's scapegoating Jules as some type of toxic, malicious person because she's just terrified. Or she's scared of Susan. Competition because she's not doing as well as Susie. And that's all that. That's all it really is.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, what's really wild is Arietty says, I would never do that to you. That's crazy, because, bitch, you are literally about to steal jokes. Like, she's like, I would never do something like that. I would never do something to sabotage my sister, because we are. I would. I'M trying to wreck my brain and think if I would ever do anything shady. And I literally couldn't even bring myself to do anything shady. Meanwhile, she says that knowing that she's fully about to go up and steal jokes.

[A]

Yeah, that is crazy.

[B]

Right before her.

[A]

That is crazy.

[B]

Crazy, her saying that. I don't know if I could be this. If I was Jules, I'd be like, bitch, we can't be friends.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I think they are still friends after the show, but, you know, you live and you learn. But honestly, that shit is some real Maya Angelou stuff. When someone shows you who they are, believe them. Because honestly, I feel like this is not just gonna live in the confines of Drag Race. This is. I mean, I don't want to give a fucking character assassination of this girl, but if you go ahead and steal a joke, like, to me, that shows a lot about who you are as a person.

[B]

Also, while saying, I would never do something like that to you.

[A]

Yeah. Knowing you're fully about do it, it's pretty egregious.

[B]

I mean, maybe they worked it out in the remix. But I'm saying this, like I always say this. If you do something. If you do something wrong in public, you need to apologize in public. And even during Untucked, which we'll get there. Arietti is still being basically like, you were wrong, and I'm glad you apologize, but we'll get there. Because I. I can't even. I. Jules is. Jules, stand up.

[A]

And, you know, word on the street is that Jules was nervous about how this episode would come out because it was going to make her look bad. This is what. This is what I'm hearing in the streets. Because she thought that she. I like girl. There's nothing about. Nothing about this makes Jules look like an evil, malicious, or bad person. Adversely, she looks like a very sweet, generous and kind person.

[B]

What kind of a pushover. I'm like, jules, your spine is made of titanium. Use it

[A]

Transformer.

[B]

Let's go on to the challenge. So on your nerve. On your nerve does okay. She has a good energy. Her set isn't really brilliant. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't write out any of her jokes. None of them really stuck out to me.

[A]

I liked one, the one at the end. This next screen has a comedic timing of a cancer patient.

[B]

No, a cancer diagnosis.

[A]

I thought that was.

[B]

Cancer patients can be funny, Monet. That's crazy.

[A]

A cancer diagnosed. I thought that was very funny.

[B]

And then she. Which is. Which is Arietty. Which, okay. Arrietty is stuttering. She is tripping over herself. This is so uncomfortable. I love when. When MiB just goes, yikes. Like, how are you stealing jokes and you're still bombing? This is crazy.

[A]

I know. Cause that. Cause she just doesn't have comedic talk timing at all is just not in the cards for her. And the light bulb moment when she tells the joke about Mistress being a fat joke, and Jules is like, literally, it's like fucking. Fucking the Green Goblin attacking Peter Parker.

[B]

He's like, what's really wild is when she goes. And in conclusion, everyone started cheering.

[A]

That is. I would feel so bad. I thought that was fucking hilarious. That was funniest joke I ever said.

[B]

And the fact that she. After they said, I would have been like, okay. I would have been like, okay. And walked away. That could have been funny. But she was like, no, I'm gonna tell this last joke. I have to tell. As I said, in conclusion, the best joke of the set was when. Was when playing Jane goes. That set was the villain of the season. And then. And then mib goes, girl, learn the music, girl. Learn the music, baby.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She goes. In conclusion, these girls aren't really the real villains. The real villains are the girls who stab you and who smile on your face and stab you in the back. That's not even a joke. She just want. She just wanted Jules to feel bad before she went up there. This is crazy.

[A]

Yeah, it's a lot of emotion, girl. It's a lot of emotion. That's very. That seems unwarranted and unjustified.

[B]

One thing that Jules. So Jules goes up. One thing. Jules said, the camera adds 10 pounds. But you did walk in with the first 300.

[A]

That was hilarious. I thought that was very funny. I like that joke a lot. Her. Her very first one. I didn't write it down, but it was very funny when she. When she was like, oh, no. She was like, well. She goes, well, that was intelligent.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Everyone laughs at that. I thought that was good, too.

[B]

My version of the jokes about, say the camera adds 10 pounds. Bitch. How many cameras did you eat? That's what I usually say, but I do like. But you did walk in with the first 300. That was actually pretty, pretty, pretty funny. So then Lana Dre goes up and Lana did. Lana did a really good job.

[A]

She ate it up. She ate it up. I thought. I do think Lana. Lana really tore it up. She had good delivery. Good timing. I thought Lana did a good job.

[B]

The best joke was some of these Jokes white themselves. That was the funniest thing. That was the funny thing. She said she did a. She genially did a good job. She really earned her top three spot, minus that outfit. We'll get there. But she did it. We'll get there. You'll see in a second. You'll see in a second. Don't worry. We'll get there. So Sam Star goes up. I do love the. What she.

[A]

They showed one joke, but I did,

[B]

like, when she said you came with a burger finger and Corey came with her butthole finger.

[A]

I thought I was fine.

[B]

But also, like, she doesn't get asked out on dates. She gets axed out on dares.

[A]

I thought that was good, too. But then that was it. I was like. I was like, can y' all show us more?

[B]

Like, why?

[A]

I don't understand why. I mean, she wasn't in the top. I mean, she didn't win, so that's why. But I was like, can we get more of her material? I feel like Sam probably has some good stuff. Cause even some stuff when she was doing with at the table read was really funny.

[B]

I think they really wanted it. Well, I think there's a few things. One, they don't want to. They don't want to tell too many jokes from the table read. And then. Cause hearing a joke a second time is not as funny. But also, I think they really wanted to show Arrietty flopping. That set was so long. My God, that set was long. At one point during Sam's set, Mistress goes, one more fat joke, and I'm going to lose it. You know what? She did lose it. She lost about £150. She did. She kept her word. She lost it.

[A]

One of. One of my favorite Bob Roast jokes is when we were doing the podcast, and I forget how it goes, but you said, do you know who Diabet hates? Sugar.

[B]

One thing I said to. To Mistress on Live recently, I said, you a long time. What are you on Slow Zic?

[A]

When she.

[B]

She swears not on Olympic. She swears to the roof. I mean, me and Candy were on Live with her. We were all like. We were on those. I mean, Candy's still on it. I'm not on anymore. Obviously. I've been gaining my weight back.

[A]

But she's not an Ozempic.

[B]

She's. She swears to the moon. She's not an Ozempic. She said all she did was just stopped. She does.

[A]

She.

[B]

She put the food down. She. She's telling other girls, they just stop eating so much Food is what she's saying. Did you hear massage also says she's not Ozempic. They all say it.

[A]

Do you know what's fucked up in America? Have you heard about this shit?

[B]

What?

[A]

Because junk food, like chip, like junk food sales have gone down a lot. Now they're investing hundreds of millions of dollars into research into foods that will counteract the GL1 like drugs like ozempic and Manjaro, so you can still be addicted to it. And so basically, to nullify the effects of Ozempic and Manjaro, you know how fucking sick these people are.

[B]

Very. Are you still on Manjaro?

[A]

No, I've been on it for about eight months.

[B]

Isn't that sick?

[A]

Isn't that fucking crazy? They're like, oh, our sales are going down. We need these people to be fat and eat more food. So let's invest hundreds of millions of dollars so that we can find out how to nullify the effects of GL1P drugs.

[B]

Yeah, it's crazy, but this is not slimming rivalry. This is slimming watchery. Lydia Butthole goes up and she goes, I wasn't tired, Whitney. You were just really fucking bored.

[A]

She was great.

[B]

She was. Honestly, she deserved. She deserved this win. And also the thing she said about RuPaul, I need another bald black man, and you love seeing me in the bottom.

[A]

Yeah, I thought that was really good. I thought Lydia really did an excellent job. I was very shocked because. Because of RDR Live. I wasn't. I didn't have much hope, but she killed that line.

[B]

I'm a really big fan. Is what Mistress Isabella Brooks would say if she was dressed like an oscillating fan. That was.

[A]

That was really good. Lydia Butthole really tore it up. She tore that butthole up.

[B]

Susie did fine.

[A]

I agree. She was fine. But again. But I also think it's because, y', all, she comes into these fucking confessionals and these episodes being like, I'm so smart. I'm gonna kill this. I know. I am. So, like. So the expectation is she's gonna come up here and fucking be fucking. Fucking Jeff Ross. We're expecting fucking Jeff Ross, the roastmaster, to step up on the stage.

[B]

I think even if the expectations were low, it still wasn't funny. I don't care what the expectations were. It wasn't that. It wasn't that fun. I did, like, beating a dead horse is as Raven's job description. I thought that was actually a pretty funny joke.

[A]

It is funny, but overall, I thought she was fine.

[B]

So. Lexi Goes up. And she is. Because. So right before Lexi goes up, Susie says, an old slut who has no friends. And then Lexi's like, do I have no friend? Like, Lexi lives in her head.

[A]

This is.

[B]

This girl lives between her ears.

[A]

Yeah, it's kind of wild. I'm like, lexi, it's just a joke. Like, just, girl, get up there and tell. Fucking, do your SAP, bitch. What are you fucking.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

I don't have any friends.

[B]

Did I isolate myself? Did I make everyone hate me? Does everyone hate me now?

[A]

Do you hate me?

[B]

Are you mad at me? Do you hate me or are you mad at me?

[A]

That shit is wild. That shit is wild. And you know what? I sympathize with people who live like that. I mean, I don't live my life that way, but there are other ways I live my life. I'm sure other people are like, I can't believe she does that. But to be constantly in your head thinking about how you're affected by other people, that. That can't be fun.

[B]

I mean, the honorees weren't that funny. I actually was kind of disappointed in. In Candy's joke until. Cuz it was like, cunt, cunt, C. That's not funny. And then she said, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. You're going home next. That was. That really set me. I think she really inverted the. The joke because you thought she was gonna say, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. But then she goes, you're going home next. And you know what? She was right.

[A]

She was right. What, Jacob, what'd you say?

[B]

I was asking who she said it to. She said to Arieti. Yeah, she said arietty.

[A]

Her name is Arietti. Get it fucking right, both of you.

[B]

Anyway, you want to talk about these Runway looks category is who wears shorts? Do you like this category?

[A]

I thought it was fine.

[B]

I mean, like, as a category in general, do you like it?

[A]

Yes, Bob, I like the category. Like.

[B]

Well, I'm kind of asked, but I feel like you didn't answer. But if you did, I didn't hear because everyone was talking at the same time. I was just asking a question that I didn't get an answer to. Or if I did get it. Everyone's talking. I didn't hear it.

[A]

What's so funny, Monet? Do you like this category?

[B]

Well, I wanted to know. You didn't answer or. I didn't hear the answer. I wanted to hear the answer. Okay, why is everyone upset about. I like this look, Am I crazy?

[A]

You like this look?

[B]

I like it. Girl, is that crazy of me.

[A]

It's cr. I. I think this is a crazy look for RuPaul Jarl Z. This shit looks wild.

[B]

I like those giant stones. I actually think it's kind of cute, to be honest.

[A]

I don't think the giant stones. I think it's a bodysuit under it. I think it's a lot going on. I just. I don't. I. I don't. I. I don't enjoy this look from mother.

[B]

What is. Is. What is Whitney wearing?

[A]

I think it looks like they all say, like, funny things, like, bow. I think. Have you ever played the game or seen that, the TV show Whammy? When it's all those little squares on stage on the thing. That. That's what it is.

[B]

I mean, like, years ago.

[A]

Yeah, it's a gown version of that. I. I don't like that. I like Michelle's dress. I think TS looks good.

[B]

Let's go on to. So on your nerves. Is that. What color is that in the middle of her chest?

[A]

The. It's a. I think it's a necklace, but she didn't need. You have a fully stone catsuit up, up to your neck. Why do you have on a. A, a necklace on top of that? That looks.

[B]

Answer my question. What color is that in the middle of her chest?

[A]

It's. It's. I think it's a raw nude illusion. She's wearing a white girl nude illusion dress.

[B]

Yeah. I can't tell if it was pink or, like. But also, that would be a weird spot for a nude illusion anyway because, like, why would your titties be the nude, like, with no nipple? That would. I don't know if it's supposed to be a nude illusion, because that would be a weird spot for nude illusion anyway. And I don't know. This is odd dress.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I think. Yeah. You want to go into the runways, babe?

[B]

Oh, I want to talk about these looks. I mean, if any of these stood out to you, that's something you want to see. That. That. That said, I think that Jewel sparkles looks really good in the roast as well. I think Lana looks really good in the rose. I like Lydia's look for the rose. I do not like what Susie Toot is wearing. I do not like this outfit or this wig.

[A]

Yeah, it's a little crazy, this wig and this. This makeup. So sometimes she looks. Sometimes she really turns the makeup out, and sometimes you're like, what the fuck is wrong with your face again?

[B]

So let's Go on. And actually, I actually really like Lexi Love's look, actually.

[A]

Yeah, it was cute.

[B]

Yeah. So let's go into the Runway. Short shorts, I think on your nerves. Look has some real potential, but it just missed a few marks. You know, I liked it.

[A]

I think the hair was a little crazy, and the collar was nuts. I'm like, I don't know why she had that collar on. I think maybe it's her high. She's not wearing a titty bib, so I don't know what.

[B]

She's wearing a titty bib.

[A]

Is she?

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Well, yeah, that collar was fucking. That necklace was crazy, and the hair was crazy. And I think maybe if it had, like, another piece of denim going around the waist or something to give more to it. And I think the spats were a little messy, and then she just has these gold shoes at the bottom. That felt very weird.

[B]

Um, what I would have done is I would have added straps all, like, running around the waist, then going down the legs as well. Um, like, little straps going around. I think that would have looked cute also, you know. You know, there is, like, a stretchy denim that looks like denim, but it's not a spandex, and I think that would actually help with the fit as well.

[A]

Yeah, but I like it over. Overall, I like it. I just would change those two things.

[B]

Let's go into Arietti's. Arietti's look.

[A]

I don't think everybody's look. People. People were trying to come for me. I was like, girl, I don't. I don't. Y'. All. I don't owe this bitch anything. I just like the look.

[B]

I didn't like the. The. The. The nude illusion. The nude illusion was not nuding at all. Looks like a she's. I. I do not like this top, like, at all. But the rest of it is pretty cute. But that's this top. Yeah, it's. It's like. You remember when she took it off, it looked like it had, like, breast painted on it and, like, even collarbones painted on it. But the fact that that is such a different. Different flesh tone than her legs and her face is really taking me out.

[A]

I agree. But outside of that, I think. I think it's cool. I think I, I. I like. I love the sleeves of this. This capelet sleeve thing. I like it. I think it's cool. She looks. She looks like she's one of them things on, like. Well, not one little thing.

[B]

She.

[A]

Well, she looks similar to, you know, things back in the 90s. That they put on cars. The crown with, like. It's like a smell good thing. Did you put in your car, on

[B]

your dashboard an air freshener? Air freshener smell good thing is wild.

[A]

That's what they're giving, and I like it.

[B]

Let's go on to Jewel Sparkle. She came out as Marie Antoinette, and

[A]

it's not Marie Antoinette.

[B]

Well, then fight Michelle Visage.

[A]

It's not Marie Antoinette. Maria Michelle Visage is killing me. Everything that looks period, and I have this hair. This type of hair is not fucking Marie Antoinette.

[B]

Well, then go fight Michelle Visage. Do you want to. Do you want to say anything to Michelle Visage while you have her ear?

[A]

I don't have her. I don't think Michelle massage listens to civil rivalry.

[B]

You're scared to say. You're scared to address her anyways. You still have trauma.

[A]

Trauma from what?

[B]

We all saw the seasons. We saw them.

[A]

Boy. Yeah. This number is. I thought this was a really cool take on shorts. Doing pantaloons. I thought this was cool. I think she had my favorite look of the episode.

[B]

I haven't decided my favorite look yet. I do like it, though. Let's go into lingerie. I'm so upset about this.

[A]

She. She. First of all, I thought she had a maga hat on.

[B]

It's giving black Republican.

[A]

This was a crazy. And Lux tweeted, I thought she ate. I'm like, I'm sure you did, Lux. This is crazy.

[B]

Of course. Of course Lux thought she ate. This is not a good look. I cannot. I cannot believe that she packed this. And no one was like, girl, don't wear that, girl.

[A]

And then bob the shirt on. No titties in it. She got no pad. No. This bitch looks fucking crazy on this Runway.

[B]

This wig. The wig.

[A]

Need a brush.

[B]

If she had help packing. And no one was like, are you sure about this? That's crazy to me.

[A]

Yeah. This is not good. This was not good. And y' all know me. I love pedestrian drag. I love a good pedestrian drag moment. This was horrible. Let's go into Sam Tayola and horrible.

[B]

Horrible. Let's go into Sam Starr. The more I look at this, the more I hate it. Hate it.

[A]

I hated it from the beginning. Wouldn't you know what it is, Bob? It feels fake. It feels like this is something that Sam would never like. This does not feel like Sam. It feels like. It just doesn't feel like her, so it just feels so inauthentic, which I think is the reason why I like it. Also, just the construction of it. She's so short, and she feels like she is compact and stuffed into this little outfit.

[B]

This makes her look one foot tall.

[A]

Yeah. The boots, the boot thing. I hated this look.

[B]

And I kept thinking to myself, like, wasting your time stoning that football was such a waste of time.

[A]

It really was.

[B]

I remember thinking to myself, no one cares. You have songs on the foot. I remember thinking to myself, I cannot believe you wasted your. Someone wasted their time stoning that football. Because it really doesn't matter.

[A]

It's truly not even a real. A normal football size. It's like. It's like a tiny football because they

[B]

spent the time fucking stoning it.

[A]

Yeah. I hate this look. Even, like, even when she. The shorts under the panty thing. Even removing those to show more skin maybe would have made her look a little longer.

[B]

You can't get rid of the shorts. That's the category.

[A]

All right. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. This was horrible.

[B]

And Sarah has football, but Sam has giant hands. No.

[A]

And the hair was crazy. The hair looked crazy too.

[B]

Yeah. This is not a good look. Let's go into Lydia Butthole Collins. I like this look. Look.

[A]

And you should go to jail.

[B]

It doesn't make a ton of sense. But honestly, I think this is a really cool look. I think this is a really cool look.

[A]

Well, I mean, I think conceptually, like this, like, saying, like, your skin melted off and your skin is based into shorts. I mean, I. I also think that Lydia may be living in. In. In. In. In. She. I think Lydia is a fucking transporter here from another. From like the year 3022, and she's doing some. Some next level futuristic weird shit that we can. Cannot get into yet.

[B]

You, like, you liked her look last week.

[A]

I. But I. I hated it. And then I liked it and I hated it again. And I liked it again. I. I'd be. I'd be so. I. I'd be so bipolar with her fashion.

[B]

Lydia is. She's. I think she's. You know how some girls go and act like they're. I'm so weird and kooky. I think Lydia is actually a weirdo.

[A]

I think so, too.

[B]

She's a real life weirdo. For real. For real.

[A]

I think so, too. Let's talk about Susie Tootin. This fucking travesty she's wearing. I hate. You know what? Now looking at it here, I think from the neck down, it's nice.

[B]

You just hate her face.

[A]

I think the makeup and the hair. This also. This is like the third time we've seen this Fucking wig.

[B]

She looked at a little pursed lip. You know, what it is for me really upset me. That little fucking reveal pissed me off.

[A]

What reveal? I don't remember.

[B]

Because her butt said juicy or fruity or something. She's like. And I rude.

[A]

I'm a little laugh. A little berries and cream. Berries and cream.

[B]

She's like. And I take off my cape to reveal my juice. I was like, this is so stupid. I hate. I hated that reveal.

[A]

I love when you say that something pisses you off. It makes me happy.

[B]

You know, I've also found interesting. Lydia has a very, very monotone voice. She's like. Most girls are like, honey, I'm Eve Ms. Runway up. I am wearing rhinestones. And Lydia was like, I'm. My skin melted off. And now my. Anyway, a little bit of skin was left, like, around my crotch, and there's, like, a rhinestone on my body.

[A]

This eye is hilarious. Yeah. I think Susie, too, needs to burn this fucking wig. If she wears it one more time on this show, RuPaul should eliminate her. She's worn it four times.

[B]

The look. I don't hate the look. The look's not that. The look's not bad. I don't love.

[A]

I get.

[B]

This is her signature mug. This, like, just like, boop, boop, boop, doop, you know, mouth. But something about it pisses me off.

[A]

I hate it. I hate it. I hate. I hate that I'm looking at this. Yeah. I think from the neck down, this is actually not a bad look. But that fucking face with that fucking lip and that fucking wig.

[B]

I hate, hate, hate. Can I tell you that I was at. I was at Blood on the Clock Tower, and someone was. Someone told me they were at a party with. With. They were watching Drag Race or something, but Heidi was there, and without thinking, the person just went, I hate, hate, hate. And it went, oh, she'll never think Heidi. I don't think if Heidi has found the humor in that yet still.

[A]

This was like four years, five years, girl.

[B]

I don't think she found me humor. I hate, hate. Imagine you are like a Nicki fan. Like, pull up in the Sri Lanka. Like, what? And then you meet your idol, and then I don't know if she's her idol, but you meet this, and then she goes, I hate, hate, hate. And, you know, people probably go up to Heidi all the time being like, I hate, hate, hate your hair and makeup girl.

[A]

It's think drag. You'll never bitch. But, Bob, since you. I went on the Pit Stop all season Long I've been doing all these hairs. I wore a kitty cat wig one episode ago. Someone commented, there you go.

[B]

There she go to kitty cat queen. Kitty cat Cun Kun Queen.

[A]

What a screenshot. It like, Kimone, please. She's constantly. I don't know what the comment. It was like, here Mon goes again. She's always wearing.

[B]

I was like, always.

[A]

I have not worn it. They caught you.

[B]

You're mad because you got caught. Don't tell me you're sorry. Not.

[A]

I just started laughing. Also, I wore my All Star 7 promo look.

[B]

I wore my All Star 7 promo

[A]

look for the daughter episode. So, like, oh, my.

[B]

Well, you also wore your interest look, too. They didn't want to clock you for that.

[A]

I'm sorry. I meant my. I meant my interest look. With that Don look, someone goes, kimone, please stop. I was like, I wore it one time. That was the second time I wear the outfit.

[B]

These fans want you to take your drag and throw it away. Okay. They want you to wear clothes once and throw it in the trash. They don't want to see it again.

[A]

Like, oh, here she goes again with this outfit again. I was like, again. Y' all are crazy.

[B]

Twice is too much, apparently.

[A]

Apparently.

[B]

Let's go on to Lexi. Love

[A]

this. I didn't know how to feel about it, to be honest.

[B]

Yeah, I don't have any. To be honest, I don't have any particularly strong feeling.

[A]

It.

[B]

It is cool. It's. It feels a little more high fashion than Drag Race Runway. But it's cool, though.

[A]

Yeah, it's a cool look. I. I love the trainer. I think. I think the trainer is really cool. I just think that, like, I know she's using a kind of using a belt as a corset, which. What's on her, around her. Oh, that's. Oh, she. Oh, yeah. She put all the tattoos on. That was really cool. That's what it was. The tattoos are really cool. But I think that the fit of it felt a little ill fitting with the shorts. Like. Like, they weren't as tight as they could have been.

[B]

But she's also crying during talking about. She's like, I feel like I'm wrapped in. I'm like, gross. Lex. Going through it. Lexi is having a rough week.

[A]

Rough night.

[B]

What's your favorite look again?

[A]

My favorite look was jewel sparkles. I thought that was my favorite look of the night.

[B]

Y' all gonna call me crazy? I like Lydia's.

[A]

You're wild Bob.

[B]

I love that look. I think it looks so cool.

[A]

I do Love her hood with a wig on top of the hood. I think that is her thing that she's doing drag all the time. I'm into it. I love, I love of a hood with a wig on top of it. It's kind of.

[B]

And you know, the thing is, I bet a dollar she doesn't think it's weird. She's not like, I'm going crooked. She's like, yeah, I'm just going to put a wig on top of my. What? She's like, this is normal.

[A]

On to the judges critiques. Lydia and Lana are the top two.

[B]

I agree with this.

[A]

I agree too. They were, they were by far the funniest.

[B]

I think Anya and Susie are safe, which means everyone else is in the bot. Well, no, Sam is in the top as well, which means that Jules Arrietty and Lexi are in the bottom, which

[A]

I don't think Lexi's in the bottom though.

[B]

She's in the bottom. She's definitely in the bottom. She's bottom three for sure. Although. Although they did kind of give her that same critique. Like you messed up, but you just kept laughing, which was driving me a little bit crazy.

[A]

I'm not. I'm not even going to mention it. Cause it's going to piss me off. So I'm just not. I'm just, just not talking about.

[B]

I mean, I wrote that Michelle was right about what, what, what Lana was wearing. Like, I think Lana could have probably. I think if Lana had dressed nicer, she could have won.

[A]

I think so too. And I think. And I think there is a way to elevate this look she did. Right. I think if she had body on number one, that would create more silhouette, proportion and do something like what Simone did with her step down look, like make the top like out of cement or something to make it look wet and like have like titties showing like the shorts. I don't know.

[B]

Know.

[A]

Huh.

[B]

Cement.

[A]

Yeah. That's what Simone did for a step down. The, the, the top of her thing was not just a T shirt. It was like. It was like a. Not cement. It was like it was, it was, it was some type of sculpture or something that she did not cement.

[B]

Do you want to apologize to the hard work that she. You act like she walk around wearing a sidewalk anyway. Apologize to your queen there.

[A]

Way to take what Naomi did and elevate your queen. But Lana really just went to Hm. Like she did her fucking bra, panties. She did for that swimsuit and just like, oh, yeah, I got it. That's crazy.

[B]

I mean, I went to Amazon, so I can't really say too much.

[A]

Yeah, we know. Don't. Don't.

[B]

But I won that episode. So keep. Clock that.

[A]

That's.

[B]

Always clock that. Always clock that part.

[A]

Honey, that's before draggers had standards.

[B]

Always clock that.

[A]

Honey, that's before Drag Race had standards and practices.

[B]

Honey, Drag Race had higher standards when I was on it. Make that. Let's make that clip.

[A]

Are you Dov. You. You. First of all, y'. All.

[B]

Much higher standards.

[A]

Bob doesn't even believe the shit he's saying right now. There is no way you.

[B]

Much higher standards.

[A]

Honey, you don't. You don't even believe that.

[B]

I assure you, you don't believe that, especially when it comes to talent. They lowered that on your season, didn't they?

[A]

You. You don't even believe that.

[B]

They lowered the talent bar on your season, didn't they?

[A]

You don't even believe that shit. So let's move on.

[B]

They. They just said.

[A]

Just.

[B]

Just. You don't have to be funny or talented. Just. Just do. Good enough. So you're saying season seven, there was no fashion.

[A]

I didn't say. I didn't say no fashion. I was.

[B]

Before there were standards. There were no standards on season seven.

[A]

You can't even argue that the.

[B]

That the cat is shit.

[A]

Yes, she is. And what of it?

[B]

Why would you say that about your sister?

[A]

Your sister that said that you and I are not qualified to comment on aesthetics? The one that dragged you down the

[B]

street the other day, Jack. Me? But you.

[A]

You.

[B]

You was tied to me. So Lydia has won the challenge, and I think she deserves it. Arietty and Jules are in the bottom. And for me, what won this lip sync was they did yaya by Beyonce.

[A]

RuPaul said, Let me pass in my checkbook. I'm gonna sign a check for this episode. Cause I know Yaya from Rs Grammy Award winning album is. Was a check.

[B]

Well, they probably. The thing is, a lot of people probably want their songs on Drag Race, too. Like, they probably want their song Drag Race, so they'll probably give it the standard, you know? Do y' all know that most songs across the board, almost every time. $20,000.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If you're watching a TV show and it has, like, three songs in it, y', all, we're here. Used to have, like, eight songs per episode.

[A]

That's crazy. Anyway, I've gotten one. I got. I've gotten three placements in different TV shows, which I was very grateful for.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I've had four, and and it's always Beyonce.

[B]

Why are you bragging?

[A]

It's always Beyonce.

[B]

Why you bragging?

[A]

But I was like, maybe I need to do more, like, clubby dancy songs. That R B people want Beyonce.

[B]

Well, it's not necessarily just about clubby and dancy. It's about, like, long as it's fitting, right? So every song on TV is not like clubby and dance. Sometimes, like, we need a sad song. We need this song. So I don't think that writing more clubby songs will necessarily get you more streams, you know, I mean, but I'm going from.

[A]

From my entire discography, I got three TV placements, and they were all surface, like the old way, get chopped like that. So I used to do more of those songs.

[B]

So I think actually one. I mean, are you writing songs to get placements or you write songs? You like the songs?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Damn capitalist pig. So what won the little thing for me? The art has gone out the window. What one? The lip sync for me was when Jules kicked her crowd off the stage. That was so country to me.

[A]

I knew that.

[B]

So Jules threw herself down, did a little turn, and she just kicked her crown off the stairs like she just won.

[A]

I didn't. I want to tell you. I admit that completely.

[B]

Also the fact that Arrietty has literally, literally been eliminated already.

[A]

Do you think. I have a question for you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you think that Ariadi has other talents beyond making clothes and designing funny?

[B]

She's good at makeup.

[A]

Okay, what about.

[B]

What about.

[A]

Okay, what about acting?

[B]

Maybe there's an act like a baby challenge.

[A]

Like, what about in comedy?

[B]

I don't think she's particularly funny. No.

[A]

What about improv?

[B]

She wasn't the worst improv challenge. Actually, I've seen worse people.

[A]

What about hosting?

[B]

I haven't seen her host anything.

[A]

You did.

[B]

What's yours?

[A]

I shouldn't host. I guess she didn't host it. Okay, so.

[B]

Yeah. So during your. Your attempted assassin character assassination on the. On the. On the baby herself.

[A]

Arrietty, first of all, you saying that her being a baby, she could. Being a baby is first of all disrespectful. And you know what you were doing?

[B]

She's a baby, Monique. She's just a baby.

[A]

Anyways, I'm honoring her wishes.

[B]

She's a baby.

[A]

Bob is playing Switzerland over here. Trying to be all night. When can I see this? Bob? Are you trying to be all night to this bitch?

[B]

Put your big ass hands down with no nails on.

[A]

Bring her to the podcast.

[B]

Big ass, no nails. Having the hands Down.

[A]

I know you're not talking about big hands, nigga, what's your fucking magilla, gorilla knuckles you got over there?

[B]

Big ass Harambe, paws down. So Arrietty is eliminated, and on her way out, she's trying to save face. And it's so embarrassing. I'm so uncomfortable. Girl, just leave, Mama.

[A]

It looked like a scene from the Dark Knight. She look like she is having a psychotic break when she, like, she goes back to the camera, all of her red lipsticks rubbed off, and she's doing that. That laugh. Like it is. It's uncomfortable to watch it.

[B]

Look around the walls. I'm like, what is that? And then all of a sudden, she writes her mirror message. Hi. Bye. As one smelly bitch to another, Anya, please brush your teeth. What is wrong with this girl?

[A]

And y', all, I have to tell you is watch next week's episode. That's all I'm gonna say. Make sure you watch next week's episode.

[B]

Shots literally fired. That's crazy.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

If I was telling you, I wouldn't take that line down. And I got a feeling she probably won't. Yeah, don't say nothing.

[A]

No, no, no, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, like, I'm seeing her at the end of this episode. It just felt. It felt manic. It felt uncomfortable. It felt. I. I will say, but y', all, it's good tv. I enjoyed watching it. Like, I enjoy it.

[B]

Speaking of enjoying, I actually really like this untucked, and we're talking about it over on our Patreon exclusively. So we'll see you all there. Okay. Yeah.

[A]

And if you want to listen, I'm not like, Bob, you can rip as much of our content as you want to and put it on social media.

[B]

Why won't be able to rip our content? What are you talking about?

[A]

Would you mad if people keep on putting untucked videos and things?

[B]

No, I don't use Monet's part. Don't rip. People pay for money. What do you mean? You're not like, pay for that? Releases Monat talks on Thursdays on our Patreon. So if you want to, that's a good time to take any content from. Yeah, rip that and post it early. Rip the whole episode early.

[A]

Comes out on Wednesdays. Honey,

[B]

they don't care. We. We're trying to divide this. So we have an episode comes out Wednesday. Monet talks pre is Thursday, and then Friday is when we do untucked kind of show. Repost it.

[A]

We have. We have. We have too much content coming on the picture. It's. It's too much. It's. We got too much.

[B]

People enjoy it. We have the best business.

[A]

It is too much.

[B]

It is. It is worth more than you are paying. That is true. And we also play witch hunt SL Traders over on the Patreon, which I

[A]

am never invited to, y'. All. When I tell you Bob or his little sneaky boyfriend have never invited me to play this little game.

[B]

Jacob. Never. I do them by myself. Whenever I'm. Whenever I'm bored, I go and play.

[A]

Why me?

[B]

Do you want to play one after this?

[A]

I might have trade after this, so maybe not.

[B]

Wow. See? And that's. And that's what happens when you get invited. Well, I'll see you on Patreon.