Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S17 E10 "The Villains Roast" - Sibling Rivalry

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Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – Episode: Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S17 E10 "The Villains Roast"

Introduction

In this energetic episode of Sibling Rivalry, hosts Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change dive deep into Season 17, Episode 10 of RuPaul's Drag Race, aptly titled "The Villains Roast." Known for their sharp wit and infectious chemistry, Bob and Monet provide an insightful and humorous analysis of the episode's key moments, contestant performances, and overarching drama.

Overview of "The Villains Roast"

"The Villains Roast" stands out as one of the most chaotic and engaging episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race to date. Bob and Monet highlight the intense competition and emotional turmoil that unfolded, giving listeners a comprehensive overview of the events.

Bob the Drag Queen remarks at [04:02]: "This was a really interesting episode."
Monet X Change adds at [04:20]: "It's one of the craziest episodes I've ever seen."

Contestants' Performances and Drama

The episode centered around a roast challenge, where contestants showcased their comedic prowess by delivering sharp and often biting jokes at each other's expense. Bob expresses his disappointment about not participating in a roast, stating at [02:08]: "I never got to do a roast, and I'm still bitter about it." Monet counters with her own frustrations, emphasizing the emotional stakes involved.

Key highlights include:

Jules Arietti's heartfelt yet underwhelming performance, which left Bob questioning her comedic timing.
Lexi Love's struggles with delivering effective jokes, leading to her emotional responses and eventual placement in the bottom three.
Arietty's apparent attempt to sabotage her fellow contestants, sparking debates about her true intentions and authenticity.

Runway Looks and Judging

A significant portion of the episode reviews the contestants' runway presentations. Bob and Monet critique each look with a mix of praise and constructive feedback.

Lana's ensemble received mixed reviews, with Monet noting at [44:30]: "It's a crazy look for RuPaul." Meanwhile, Lydia Butthole's futuristic attire garnered more positive feedback, praised for its originality and execution.
Sam Tayola's outfit was heavily criticized for its lack of authenticity and practicality, with Bob commenting at [50:07]: "This makes her look one foot tall."

Notable Moments and Quotes

Throughout the episode, Bob and Monet pepper their discussion with memorable quotes and humorous exchanges:

Monet X Change at [04:48]: "She needs a mood regulator. This bitch is always fighting demons."
Bob the Drag Queen humorously jabs at contestant Susie Toots at [11:00]: "I hate that reveal."
Their playful banter continues as they dissect each roast performance, often throwing candid remarks and personal anecdotes into the mix.

Judging and Critiques

The hosts delve into the judges' comments and the implications they have on the contestants' standing in the competition:

Both agree that Lydia Butthole and Lana stood out as top performers, with Lydia's comedic timing and presence being particularly lauded.
Lexi Love's consistent struggles and emotional reactions placed her in the precarious bottom three, a point of contention between the hosts.
Arietti's elimination scene was dissected, with Monet describing it as akin to a "scene from The Darkness Night" due to its intensity and emotional weight.

Conclusion and Future Expectations

Bob and Monet wrap up the episode by reflecting on the intense drama and setting the stage for upcoming episodes. They express anticipation for how the relationships between contestants will evolve and the potential for further comedic and emotional moments.

Monet X Change encourages listeners to stay tuned: "Watch next week's episode."
Bob the Drag Queen invites fans to join their Patreon for exclusive content, hinting at deeper dives into the contestants' untucked moments.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

Bob the Drag Queen at [02:08]: "We are reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race season 1017 episode 10."
Monet X Change at [04:20]: "This is still insane. Like this episode. The whole season, this got a 9.7 on IMDb."
Bob the Drag Queen at [16:00]: "Go after someone who's bombing is not fierce. It does not make you look better."
Monet X Change at [33:13]: "Trauma from what?"
Bob the Drag Queen at [42:44]: "I have the most prestigious journalism award."

Final Thoughts

This episode of Sibling Rivalry offers listeners a comprehensive and entertaining analysis of "The Villains Roast" from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17. Bob and Monet's dynamic interplay, combined with their keen insights and candid humor, make for a compelling listen that both fans and newcomers can appreciate.

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[00:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
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[00:28]
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[00:42]
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[01:21]
Monet X Change
Eduardo what the is United?
[01:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hello everyone.
[01:30]
Monet X Change
We are doing what the is United.
[01:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
United is the theater that I performed at here in the in Los Angeles hotel.
[01:40]
Monet X Change
Got it. You know, the Ace Hotel shut down.
[01:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Really? Is the theater still running?
[01:45]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think the theater still running. But it's not called the Ace. It used to be called the Ace Theater. Now it's the United Theater.
[01:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's the Deuce.
[01:56]
Monet X Change
That was a good joke. You're so smart. You're such a good comedian.
[01:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that's pretty brilliant. Comment below if you laugh.
[02:02]
Monet X Change
Do you want to comment on how beautiful I look?
[02:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
You look fine.
[02:05]
Monet X Change
You're such a fucking hater. You fucking hating ass nigger ass bitch.
[02:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
OK, y'all, we are doing. We are reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race season 1017 episode 10. You know who Green Gay is on?
[02:21]
Monet X Change
No.
[02:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
On YouTube.
[02:23]
Monet X Change
Nope.
[02:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Green Gay is one of those like Drag Race pages and they just did like a full breakdown of the Pit Stop. And like every host who's ever hosted it, who's technically the most successful host who's hosted the most episodes. It's really interesting actually.
[02:38]
Monet X Change
Drag Race fans are so interesting. They will. They will they. They always find a metric or a thing they need to like break down.
[02:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
And see, I found it really interesting. They put it in a whole spreadsheet and Trixie has hosted the most episodes by more than double the person in second place. I've hosted 35 episodes. Trixie's hosted 75 episodes of the Pit Stop.
[02:59]
Monet X Change
How many seasons has she done? 4.
[03:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. I was in second place with the most hosts and Trixie is in first place. She's hosted 70 something episodes of the Pitch. Isn't that crazy?
[03:10]
Monet X Change
That's wild.
[03:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's really wild.
[03:14]
Monet X Change
And.
[03:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
And they found it the most successful pairing for to get clicks and views. Do you want to guess who it is?
[03:21]
Monet X Change
Trixie and somebody.
[03:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
Trixie and Violet are the most like their. Their episodes consistently get more views than any other pairing that makes sense on the show. I just found it so interesting.
[03:31]
Monet X Change
It's not about Pitstop. This is about sipping rivalry. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
[03:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not about sipping rivalry. It's about RuPaul's Drag Race. Actually.
[03:37]
Monet X Change
No, but. But this is a sibling rivalry product. Honey, if there wasn't a sibling rivalry. If there was no sibling rivalry, there'll be no sibling washery.
[03:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Did I lie?
[03:46]
Monet X Change
Sibling rivalry walked so motherfucking sibling washery could run.
[03:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, you misspoke. It's okay. Listen, we are reviewing episode 10, which is the roast episode, which I never got to do a roast, and I'm still bitter about it. But this was a really interesting episode.
[04:02]
Monet X Change
This is the one of the crazy. This is one of the craziest episodes I've ever seen. A drag race. This is one of the craziest things I think has ever happened on the. Granted all. I mean, I think it's good tv. It's still. It's. It's insane. Like this episode. The whole season, this got the. It's like a 9.7 on IMDb.
[04:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
It is a really wild episode and I'm. I can't wait to hear your thoughts on it. So Corey King just went home and Lydia was like, I couldn't even look at the judges when they were announcing who won. Uh, Lydia was looking down, found out that she got to stay. And now Jules has one win and. And Lexi is in her feelings about not winning. Lexi lives in her feelings, baby.
[04:40]
Monet X Change
She needs a. She. She needs. She needs a mood regulator. This bitch, she is always. She is. This bitch is constantly fighting demons and fighting herself every single time.
[04:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
And her castmates, her cast, she will fight anyone who will stand near her, including the mirror.
[04:53]
Monet X Change
I ruo better watch out cuz she gonna swing on him. Max.
[04:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
No for real. She's. I was like Jesus Christ. And then Lydia said, Lydia said straight to say sad space. Cuz Sam was like who should be in the bottom instead of, instead of you? And she was like you right.
[05:08]
Monet X Change
And I agree, I agree. I know, I know I'm in the minority here, but I agree. I didn't, I think Sam's outfit was crazy. And the fact that we acting like Sam, Sam act like Sam act like she only uses poo pour and that her never stinks. That is crazy.
[05:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
In Sam's defense, Betsy Johnson was like I love this.
[05:25]
Monet X Change
Betsy is 83 years old. She, she, she don't, she, she don't see good no more.
[05:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's crazy. The ages.
[05:32]
Monet X Change
I'm 35 and I, I don't see good.
[05:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm trying to relate it back to you. That was ageist. What did you say about Debbie Harry when she complimented Derek Harry's looks?
[05:40]
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah.
[05:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh that was more of a dig. That was a dig at Derrick Barry. What she say?
[05:47]
Monet X Change
No, no, let Jacob say the quote.
[05:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't remember. What did I say? I think you said I want a drug test. Oh yeah, I want a drug test. But it wasn't aegis though. It wasn't ages.
[05:58]
Monet X Change
Now you coming for Debbie Harry sobriety.
[06:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Debbie Harry's on crack.
[06:01]
Monet X Change
She said it.
[06:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'll say it again. What I said was an ageist.
[06:05]
Monet X Change
Wow. But it was a druggist.
[06:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
And let's be clear, if you were in the season you would be the oldest bitch there. You would be grandma.
[06:12]
Monet X Change
Oh and that's fine. I don't listen, I'm not one of these faggots that hate to get old. You know, I think a lot of, a lot of queers hate becoming older. Becoming like I, I, I happily am becoming older. I'm not mad at getting older.
[06:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think a lot of people don't like getting, I don't think it's just, I think a lot of people don't necessarily like getting old. No, I think you're at an age now where you getting old isn't a big deal. Cuz you're in your mid-30s. I believe maybe around 60 or 70 you might start feeling differently about getting old. No, I don't think said Sher was like how do you get old? Sher was like it sucks. I hate it.
[06:37]
Monet X Change
I, I, I mean I, I'm, I'm, I'm enjoying getting old. Maybe I, I might feel differently there. You won't even make it to 60, so cherish you have left.
[06:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe I want. You might not make it to 40 if you keep around with me, that's for sure.
[06:48]
Monet X Change
Why you got. Why you got so much vitriol? Can you come in here and be a nice person?
[06:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Can we share this picture of Mon? She was sitting in the dark looking like this. I was like, what is. What in the creepy pasta is going on here anyway?
[07:05]
Monet X Change
Also, I love. I love.
[07:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
I love that.
[07:09]
Monet X Change
I love that when. When Sam was like baby. Sam thought she was reading. She's like, baby, you look like y'all. Y look like someone skinned a dead cat. Liz. Like, oh, my God, thank you. That's what I was going for, actually.
[07:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Sam thought she ate Sam in. Sam. Specifically in the. Like, once the girls get back from the main stage. Angry. This version of Sam for the past couple of weeks is really interesting. It's very bizarre girl. It's like she's looking for a fight every time.
[07:35]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Remember last week? I would never get last week when she stood up and then Lita says. And she goes, what you say? I was like, oh, my God, it feels so unprovoked. So extra.
[07:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Lana and Lydia are the only two who don't have any wins, as we all see that changes very soon. We about to have one girl.
[07:49]
Monet X Change
Spoilers.
[07:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
I know spoilers, y'all. Um, so the next day, Michelle walks instead of RuPaul. Instead of RuPaul, and she takes the girls to the dunk tank. And I like this segment. This segment is so funny to me. There's no right answers. Everyone gets dunked. That was so what's your. The. What's your favorite color? That really sent me. And she, like, wrong that. I don't know why. That really sent me.
[08:08]
Monet X Change
Well, I don't think you ever worked with Joey Nofi, but, you know, he did stuff for All Stars 4 and All Stars 7. So I know Joey. No, like, a super. A super fan. Works for ew. I know Joey is, like, gagged. He's on the main stage of Drag Race, fucking standing next to Michelle Visage doing a thing on Drag Race. He is gagged.
[08:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've been interviewed by Joey a couple times for a weird.
[08:25]
Monet X Change
So shout out to Joey, who is a big Drag Race fan and getting to be on the main stage doing his thing.
[08:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was kind of while that he was there, though. No shade to Joey. No, I was like, the fact that I have never been called in to do any.
[08:37]
Monet X Change
Anything. He worked for a major publication that. That exclusively does Drag Race content.
[08:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
I work for. I. I have a fucking Journalism award.
[08:46]
Monet X Change
Oh my God.
[08:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Does Joey Novi have a journalism award? I'm sure he does.
[08:49]
Monet X Change
Maybe not the one you have. I'm sure he does have some.
[08:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
I have the most prestigious journalism award.
[08:53]
Monet X Change
Joey. Comment below and list. Fucking list. List your comments and fucking drag this fucking bald bitch.
[08:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
I dare you, Joey. I dare you.
[09:03]
Monet X Change
Michelle announces that they are doing the villains. Rose and I think this is a good idea for Rose. Bring back the villains. But I mean, if the show wanted to really. Bout it, bout it. They had some villains we could have brought back. Honey, that would have caused a scene.
[09:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, these are very sweet villains they got. Honey. I mean, Jeremy. Oh, Jeremy would never come back. James would never come back.
[09:25]
Monet X Change
You think Chicago would come back?
[09:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Tamisha wouldn't come back.
[09:31]
Monet X Change
You know, I think Tamisha would.
[09:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think so?
[09:34]
Monet X Change
I think Tamisha would.
[09:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
But I mean, was she a villain? I mean, I think really Candy was actually the villain more than Tamisha was in that. In that season.
[09:40]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I would say so. I would say so.
[09:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
But Tamisha was the villain off season.
[09:46]
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they, they chose us some sweet villains. I said we could, we could have.
[09:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Went a little further.
[09:51]
Monet X Change
Oh, I could go farther.
[09:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
So Lexi is straight to camera in her, in her interview goes, honey, this is gonna be my week. She's gonna keep saying it, but Lexi hasn't had a week in a minute. Lexi hasn't had a week in a month. Okay. She hasn't. It's true. Whatever we say, this is my week. Well, that's not fair. Last week she had a pretty good week. I think that Lexi should have won last week, in my opinion.
[10:12]
Monet X Change
I think so too. I think, I think Lexi, Lexi could have. Lexi should have won last week. I agree with that. But I mean, to your point, Betsy said that she mo. She Jules perfectly captured her thing.
[10:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
So mib, Kandy, Muse and playing James are the honorees at this roast.
[10:28]
Monet X Change
And Monet, you've done like mib on Mistress. Yeah.
[10:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
You've done two roasts.
[10:32]
Monet X Change
I've done, yeah, two. I've done two roasts on Drag Race. Yeah, we didn't do 1. Season 10.
[10:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
I technically done a roast, but what I actually did was on the super duper secret Celebrity Drag Race. I did a roast.
[10:43]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, for that guy. With that guy.
[10:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was with Alex Newell.
[10:48]
Monet X Change
No, but the guy won, right? The white guy?
[10:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
The guy from Ninja Warrior or something? Something like that guy. He's really funny. He's really funny. By the way, if you haven't watched it, it's up on YouTube. It's legit. One of the best roasts in Drag Race. It's.
[11:01]
Monet X Change
You know, for my 40th birthday, I really would like to do the roast of the Roast of Monet. But I'm like, I sometimes feel like a roast a little tired, and I'm like, but I would like to, like, invite a. But like, literally do like, a. Feel like an event at, like, the Dynasty typewriter or, like, somewhere in L. A. And do, like, the roast one day. Would you. Would you participate?
[11:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I would do it. I think. I think roasts are timeless. Personally, I don't think roast are timeless. I think roast are timeless.
[11:22]
Monet X Change
But I want to, like, I want to, like. I want to, like Friars Club Bop. I want people to get down. I want people, like, really, I want to do one of those things when you come. Like, when we went to Chris Rock, people got to put their phones in a little baggie because I want people. I want these jokes to be the most unsavory, nastiest, anti PC joke that you have ever heard in life.
[11:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm definitely in. I already. I already know what I'm going for. My pitch for Patreon is the roast of sibling rivalry. And we get all the girls we started beef with over the past five.
[11:50]
Monet X Change
Years to roast you, but they won't be no shade. They won't be funny.
[11:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
They hate us.
[11:55]
Monet X Change
Yeah, but they won't be. They won't be funny.
[11:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Say their names. Who do you think won't be funny? From Chicago, right?
[12:03]
Monet X Change
Like, you know what I mean? Like, I think we got to get, like, for my roles, I want to get, like, celebrity friends. Like, I want to get, like, people that are going to, like, really care to be funny.
[12:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Celebrity friends.
[12:11]
Monet X Change
Don't. Don't get, like, no, like, like, like, like Nicole Byer. You know, I'm good friends who are, like, funny mat.
[12:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jackie B. Jackie B's always funny in a roast.
[12:19]
Monet X Change
Oh, Jackie B. Do you think. Do you think that Mato can get down and dirty in a roast like that?
[12:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think Mateo would want the down dirty joke said about him.
[12:27]
Monet X Change
No, that's what I'm saying.
[12:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Got booked for roast sometime recently, I think, and I was. He seemed to be that excited to do it, but I don't know if.
[12:36]
Monet X Change
It actually happened or not.
[12:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
I forget. I actually did the roast of Whitney Cummings, which, if y'all want to watch that, it is. If you're on the Patreon, you can just type in Whitney Cummings and it's there. And if you are if you're not, it's for free online. Just type in, like, OnlyFans Roast of Whitney Cummings. And honestly, it was fun. I had a lot of fun. That roast.
[12:53]
Monet X Change
Yeah. So anyway, so now they go back to the workroom, and, y'all, this is where.
[12:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, this is where Armageddon happens, honey. Jules. So Michelle says that Jules, because you won last week, you get to. Because there was no mailing channel. It was just Michelle getting revenge on Arietti, basically. And I'm sure she was mad that she didn't get to dunk. Hormonal Lisa, she's like, bring her back and bring Hormona back. We're dunking that bitch, too. But Jules gets to decide the order because she won last week's challenge. And can I just say out loud right now, I think that Jules was really nice, really kind, and really fair.
[13:30]
Monet X Change
Too nice. I think you're right. She was. But that's the problem. She was too nice. I think Jules was too fucking nice to be. But she was literally going to every single person and be like, oh, you want to go here? You want to go here? And for the most part, she honored a lot of it.
[13:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she really did.
[13:45]
Monet X Change
I think that that was where she. That. That was when that. Where the train went off the tracks, when she tried to be too nice. And she got input from everybody. Horrible, horrible, horrible choice.
[13:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
So wears everyone out. Lexi goes last, and now. So Lexi is the first one has to go last. I know, girl. Preaching to the choir.
[14:04]
Monet X Change
But she is after Susie. So Lexi takes offense. Like, yeah, she gave me what I wanted, but she tried to set me up by putting Susie.
[14:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
But did Lexi say she didn't want to go after Susie?
[14:14]
Monet X Change
She didn't say that. She just said, I want to go last.
[14:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
And. And not only that, but Susie's the only. I think Susie's the only one who actually didn't get what she wanted. Susie's the only one who didn't get what she wanted. But she did put her toward the end, though.
[14:25]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah.
[14:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because Anya wanted to go first or second, I think. I can't remember what Anya said.
[14:30]
Monet X Change
Hey, can I just. Mom, can we just talk for just. Can we just be for real? For real, y'all? Yeah. There could be a strategy about placement, but in a show like this on Drag Race, like a roast on Drag Race. I'm sorry. I don't think the position. Besides being the first one out, everything else is kind of whatever. Like. Cause the first one out, you really are just. The room is cold. You really are doing it to that. But for everyone else, I genuinely. For my. My honest opinion as doing three roast in Drag Race. I do two roasts in Drag Race. I don't think it actually really matters that much, honestly, from doing.
[15:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never done a roast in Drag Race, but I've done a lot of roast in real life. And even opening up a show is not bad. There's no bad positions. And now outside of you getting in your own head, but. And also, doing a roast on Drag Race is so different than doing a roast like a comedy club. You're doing in a theater. The last spot is actually pretty rough because they're dropped in. In a comedy club, not a theater, but in a comedy club because they're dropping checks. So you don't want to be doing comedy during the check drop. It's because no one's paying attention. Everyone's. Everyone's talking, diving up their bills and stuff. But outside of that, if you're in the theater or if you're on tv, there is no bad spot. Y'all are. Y'all are being crazy. Susie 2 said that, and honestly, I agree with her. Y'all, there are no bad spots. Just tell your jokes.
[15:40]
Monet X Change
Tell your jokes. Like, the only thing like. And Lexi has good jokes, so I'm like, so you just calm the down. The only person that should be worried, they really suck, and they have no talents beyond making clothes. As Arrietty. Don't be with me, Bob. Did I lie? Am I lying? Or am I. Or am I telling the truth? Don't take your hand down.
[15:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't have any opinions about that. That's crazy, Bob.
[16:01]
Monet X Change
Okay, well, I'm asking your opinion on it.
[16:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Speaking of Arietty, Arrietty feels set up because she. Okay, this one. This one is even crazier. Honestly, they're both crazy. Arriety's like, oh, you put yourself after me. You're trying to make me look bad. But bitch is after you. Like, what? What?
[16:22]
Monet X Change
Like, bitch. If you have good jokes, you're actually you. You can set her up by having really strong jokes, having good material and good delivery and her not meeting the moment because you're funnier than her. Like, so at that point, like, if you confident in your. What you can do, you should be happy.
[16:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
But she's not confident. You know she's not confident. She says she's been saying she's not confident the whole time. We know she's not confident. That's. That's. We can already skip over that one. But also, just Y'all know too. Going after someone who's bombing is not fierce. It does not make you look better. You have to reset the room. Going up after someone who's funny is. I don't know where this thing on Drag Race is. You don't go after someone funny. You want to go after someone funny. You do not want to go after someone who has ruined the vibe in the room, y'all. That is not a good look. I don't know why drag the Drag Race girls have this theory that going after someone who bombs is the T. It's not. You do not want to go up doing comedy, any kind of comedy, after someone who has ruined the vibe of the room.
[17:20]
Monet X Change
Yeah, that's not, that's. Yeah, that's not. That's not the tea. I mean again, you had, I mean, like we said before, the order isn't like really matter. But I mean again, if someone was really bad and you can reset the room and you can soar above them. Yes, I guess maybe the judges might, that might stick out in their mind like, oh, that person really bad and you were really good, but not really like, this is a fucking TV show. They know what the fuck is going on. Some nights, deciding what to eat feels harder than choosing what to watch. You scroll through recipes, debating ordering takeout, and before you know it, you're eating another bowl of cereal at 10pm this story is very familiar to one such as Monet X Change, but this is where Home Chef comes in. Home Chef delivers fresh ingredients and Chef designed recipes straight to your door so you can skip the stress of meal planning and grocery shopping. And unlike other meal kits that claim to be easy but require a million steps before you can eat your food in peace, Home Chef keeps it simple. They offer over 30 meal options a week to fit your lifestyle. Whether you want classy meal kits with pre portioned ingredients, quick 30 minute recipes, oven ready meals, or even microwavable options for the nights when you just can't be bothered. They even have a dedicated family menu to make dinner time easy for everyone.
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Bob the Drag Queen
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[21:39]
Monet X Change
Well, this is also the first time Drag Race has done this. Normally, y'all, it is. They bring each girl goes out on stage solo with the Coach. And they do the material. No one else has the material. This time they're doing a roundtable where they're all sitting together delivering jokes to Whitney and Michelle together. And that is why the. The next drama happens, which now.
[21:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. Okay, so before we get there, Lana says that Lana said that she likes to show off her goofy personality. And I'm like, and I love that Michelle called. Michelle and Ru are not letting these girls slip with the shit today. She's like, where. When have you been goofy bitch? What? Goofy? Where, bitch? I ain't seen nothing goofy. Hehe. Ha ha. You just walking around wearing clothes. Let's. Let's keep it a buck.
[22:18]
Monet X Change
Walking around wearing clothes. That's mean.
[22:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, now Lana is told that she. Here's another thing. People get told they're funny in the workroom, y'all. Being told that you are funny when you're not trying to be funny is not the compliment y'all think it is.
[22:33]
Monet X Change
Wait, say that again. What?
[22:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
So they're like, Lana's like. Lana's like, I've been told that I'm funny in the workroom. I'm like, being a funny person and being a comedian and telling jokes are not the same thing.
[22:41]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah.
[22:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Not y'all. It's not the same thing. I don't think that Lana is funny in the way that Alyssa Edwards is funny. Cause the Edwards is like, that's the thing when y'all. The truth is, most of the time, y'all are not laughing with Alyssa. Y'all are laughing at Alyssa. That's the real tea. Y'all are not laughing with her.
[22:57]
Monet X Change
No, no, no. I think Mo Hart and Alyssa have that similar thing where their sit definitely funny, right? Like, you think about, like, Alyssa doing Alyssa doing, like, when she. When they were all doing season five when they're writing the rogues jokes, and she's like.
[23:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
But they're not laughing with. They're laughing at her. Like, when she goes, do I do. Alyssa wasn't in on the joke. When Moart thought that giraffe was brown cow, she was not in on the joke. They're laughing at them. Which, by the way, it's not necessarily a bad thing. Sometime being laughed at works in your favor. If you're okay with people laughing at you, I'm okay with people laughing at me, depending on the scenario, obviously. But just to be clear, most of the times y'all are laughing at them, you're not laughing with them. Now, I have not seen this Lana hilarious in the workroom personality that she's saying she has. So it hasn't come through on camera for me. Um, but she's saying that folks keep saying you're funny in the workroom.
[23:44]
Monet X Change
Yeah. And then. Oh, and before. And then after that, Susie tries to see Susie. Susie swears she playing 4D chess. Nigga, you playing checkers. Okay. Cause she was like, you know, which irritates me, trying to act like her jokes are just so cerebral the way her comedy is so smart. These fucking idiots could never understand her jokes in the rec room. And Anya clocks. Anya takes her shoe and clocks her on the crown of her head. She goes like, girl, her jokes ain't funny. Ain't nothing she said went over my head. And she's trying to trick y'all so she can get some sympathy about not being confident, but she really is about her material, which, honestly, her jokes weren't even that fucking good anyway.
[24:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm. Susie really thinks she's smarter than everyone there.
[24:25]
Monet X Change
Girl, It's. It's so. Also. It's so insulting. Like, yes, drag ratio, but at a base level. It's just so insulting that you think that we're just all such idiots that we can't understand what you're doing. That's so insulting.
[24:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
If you idiots had a monochrome of information and knowledge, a crumb of what I have, then you wouldn't be as dumb as you are. Like, she really thinks you're smarter than everyone else.
[24:49]
Monet X Change
Really. It's kind of crazy. And I love that Anya clocked it. Anya has become one of my favorite dragons, I think.
[24:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
What does Susie have on her head? She has, like, a scarf on her head. Is. Is Susie.
[24:59]
Monet X Change
It's a scarf from the RDR live.
[25:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, okay. It wasn't making no sense to me.
[25:04]
Monet X Change
I think she was bringing it back maybe because she thought it would bring some of the funny from RDR Live. And her. Her. Her winning in that, I'm sure.
[25:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm surprised Sam Smith didn't try to chant Sam Smith. Sam Star didn't try to channel her tumbleweave. The tumbleweave shot. I wanted to channel the tumbleweed envy.
[25:19]
Monet X Change
Bob. That is a different direct when it got eliminated a few episodes ago. Wrong queen.
[25:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't remember them. So then we get to the point where arietty just straight up is like, well, she wants to be shady. Which, again, I don't think Jules was being shady at all. She's like, I'm gonna just straight up steal her jokes. And I think that if she could have remembered more than two, she would have stole the whole set.
[25:41]
Monet X Change
I think so, too. I think so, too. And y'all, like, literally, like, on some high school shit. Like, literally. It's like. It's like a fucking. It's like a fucking. What's that show? Police Academy? It's like Jules turns this way, and everybody's like. And, like, it's literally copying them off of a paper. Like, that shit is crazy. Stealing another comedian's jokes is wild.
[26:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I guess because none of them are comedians, that it. They. They're just like. They don't see the. The. The. It's one thing like, when Gottmik stole those jokes from Nikki Glazier. But Nikki Glazier wasn't there. Everyone knows that she stole those jokes. Like, are we all acting like. Like, Mick didn't steal those jokes?
[26:20]
Monet X Change
I. I didn't know she stole those.
[26:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, you knew that. Mick stole those fucking jokes from Nikki Glazer. But Nikki Glazier wasn't there. She's stealing jokes. So years ago, we were doing the Haters Roast tour, and Mimi on first joined the tour, and Mimi Humphurst was getting cooked up in the roast. She was not. Her jokes weren't hitting the way. So then the next day, on her second day of the show, Mimi on first went early in the show, and she just did, like, a joke from each person in the show. It was insane.
[26:50]
Monet X Change
What did you. Please tell me, please, have you got on up there? And you. And you. Molly walked her.
[26:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think I was in this show. I just remember hearing about it because I don't think I did the show with Mimi. I heard I've only done the Real Haze Rose once, maybe twice, but by this time, I was out of the show. But Mimi Umpher's went and mopped everyone's jokes. By the way, this is when Betty and Latrice got into it, because they were. They kept talking during my set, and I kept being. They kept doing this thing where they kept, like, trying to negate my jokes by, like. Because obviously. And also, they know. They know the joke. They know what the jokes are. They know the jokes are already coming because we've. We're doing the same jokes every night, give or take a few. And they started, like, either, like, anticipating my jokes or telegraphing them or. Or doing a bit after the joke to, like, stomp on the laugh. And I did go up, and I was like, can you please not do that? Like, don't do that. Like, obviously, we're telling jokes at each other's expense. That's the point. That's the whole point is to tell jokes at each other's expense.
[27:43]
Monet X Change
You know, was this a hater roast where you iconically piss on yourself?
[27:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that's the one. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe the one after. I can't remember. But if y'all want to hear that story, you can see it in my special Woke man and Address, which is available for free on YouTube. I tell the whole story about the time I piss myself on stage. Um, do you ever tell about your pissing on stage?
[28:02]
Monet X Change
I do it in, and I do some crowd work with the audience. I do. I do, like, some. Just to get some guy, film it. Well, places I film. I do, like, some crowd work at the end. And then someone asked me, like, honestly, no matter.
[28:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
Each.
[28:14]
Monet X Change
Any city I go to, I'm like, guys think of unique questions, and you can ask me anything you want. I will answer whatever you want. I. Every city, I get at least two or three of the questions. I hear like, they're. They're the repeat questions. Every city, whoever you.
[28:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
I try to give them categories. I say, give. I say, ask me for advice. Don't ask me questions because they're going to ask you about drag. I always say, don't ask me what Drag Race is. Like, don't ask me if RuPaul's nice. Don't ask me if I go on All Stars. I say, if you ask a lame question I'm not going to answer. I'm going to make fun of you when I'm not going to answer your question. Ask me for advice. And. And. And I find that you get. You get a much more. And I say, who needs financial advice? Who needs spiritual advice? Who needs this advice? So you give them categories. You pick someone that's good, Bob, you.
[28:50]
Monet X Change
Know, sometimes you have some good recommendations.
[28:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's good every once in a while.
[28:53]
Monet X Change
Once in a while.
[28:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
So we go.
[28:56]
Monet X Change
We.
[28:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
So we're doing the makeup now, right? So Sam is like, I'm gonna be positive because everyone's angry. And by the way, everyone is angry. The chimos, the chimosma girls, the chimosa girls. She's gone. There's no gossip, there's no chatter. There is no chimosa going on whatsoever. Arietti is angry. She won't. She basically won't talk to Jules. And then she just gathers her stuff and moves and leaves Jules by herself in the corner as if Jules. As if Jules ripped up her wigs or piss on her garments.
[29:28]
Monet X Change
Well, I mean, she did tell us. She told us we should have believed that. That she was a baby. And she surely is acting like a fucking baby. She is acting like a child. And she gathers up her stuff, and I'm like, honestly, bitch, you see them little devil horns she got in her confessional? We should have believed the bitch. She is a fucking devil. And Jules tries to ask her about it, and she is like, yeah, you try to. Like. She's like, you try to sabotage me. I know what you try to do to me, and I don't want to get ready next to you. And I was like, how does that.
[29:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
I just don't figure out how that sabotages her.
[29:55]
Monet X Change
It's not. You can't. Bob, you can figure it out, because it's not.
[29:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Not.
[29:59]
Monet X Change
It's like you trying to make a square a rectangle. Bitch, it's a square. You cannot make it a rectangle.
[30:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
Monae, she's just a baby.
[30:06]
Monet X Change
She surely is. She is a child.
[30:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
What's crazy is that Jules apologized. I'm like, bitch, you better than me. Jules is. No, Jules is better than me. I would have never. Because she didn't do anything wrong anyway. I would have never apologized ever in a million years.
[30:21]
Monet X Change
Yeah, the apologizing is crazy. And also I'm like, bitch, she packing up a station. She should have kept her shit packed. Cause you don't need to unpack, baby. She went the fuck home.
[30:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
And then now that Arietti is making Jules feel bad or trying to make Jules feel bad, Lexi's like, double whammy. My turn. My turn. She's like, you knew. You knew that. I am. I feel inferior to. To Susie Toots. So you knew that. And you did this to me on purpose. You did. And I was like, what is happening? What is happening?
[30:58]
Monet X Change
Now we have to be in this bitch's brain and psychoanalyze every choice we're making to see how it's going to impact her. Bitch, I am not your partner. I don't. I don't know how to honor or validate your feelings, but you got to regulate your own shit.
[31:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's crazy. It. This is bizarre. These girls are doing justice for Jewel Sparkles. They are doing Jules very wrong, in my opinion. And, well, I also think.
[31:21]
Monet X Change
I mean, if.
[31:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
If we.
[31:24]
Monet X Change
If I'm going to psychoanalyze this. I think Lexi upset that Susie is eating her ass in this competition, and she is literally. So she's using that to justify. So she's used. So she's scapegoating Ju. She's scapegoating Jules as some type of toxic Malicious person because she's just terrified. Or she's scared of Susan competition because she's not doing as well as Susie. And that's all that. That's all it really is.
[31:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I mean, what's really wild is Arietty says, I would never do that to you. That's crazy, because, bitch, you are literally about to steal Joe. Folks like. She's like, I would never do something like that. I would never do something to sabotage my sister.
[32:00]
Monet X Change
Because we are.
[32:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
I would. I'm trying to wreck my brain and think if I would ever do anything shady. And I literally couldn't even bring myself to do anything shady. Meanwhile, she says that knowing that she's fully about to go up and steal jokes.
[32:14]
Monet X Change
Yeah, that is right before her. That is crazy.
[32:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Crazy, her saying that. I don't know if I could be this. If I was Jules, I'd be like, bitch, we can't be friends.
[32:24]
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's true. I mean, I think they are still friends after the show, but, you know, you live and you learn. But honestly, that shit is some real Maya Angelou stuff. When someone shows you who they are, believe them. Because honestly, I feel like that this is not just gonna live in the confines of Drag Race.
[32:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
This is.
[32:39]
Monet X Change
I mean, I don't want to give a fucking cracker assassination of this girl, but if you go in and steal joke like that, to me, that shows a lot about who you are as a person.
[32:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, while saying, I would never do something like that to you.
[32:50]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Knowing you're fully about to do it, it's pretty egregious.
[32:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's pretty. I mean, maybe they worked it out in the remix. But I'm saying this. Like I always say this. If you do something. If you do something wrong in public, you need to apologize in public. And even during Untuck, which we'll get there, Arietti is still being basically like, you were wrong, and I'm glad you apologize, but we'll get there. Because I can't even. I. Jewels is Jules stand up.
[33:14]
Monet X Change
And, you know, word on the street is that Jules was nervous about how this episode would come out. Cause it was gonna make her look bad. This is what I'm hearing in the streets. Cause she thought that she. I was like, girl, there's nothing about. Nothing about this makes Jules look like an evil, malicious, or bad person. Adversely, she looks like a very sweet, generous, and kind person.
[33:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
What kind of a pushover? I'm like, jules, your spine is made of titanium, bitch. Use it. It.
[33:41]
Monet X Change
Transformer.
[33:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's Go into the challenge. So on your nerve. On your nerve does okay. She has a good energy. Her set isn't really brilliant. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't write out any of her jokes. None of them really stuck out to me.
[33:52]
Monet X Change
I liked one, the one at the end. This next screen has a comedic timing of a cancer patient.
[33:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, A cancer diagnosis.
[33:58]
Monet X Change
Diagnosis. I thought that was.
[34:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Cancer patients can be funny, Mon. That's crazy.
[34:02]
Monet X Change
A cancer diagnosed. I thought that was very funny.
[34:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
And then. Which is arietty? Which. Okay. Arrietty is stuttering. She is tripping over herself. This is so uncomfortable. I love when MiB just goes, Yikes. Like, how are you stealing jokes? And you're still bombing? This is crazy.
[34:22]
Monet X Change
I know. Because she just doesn't have comedic timing at all. It's just not in the cards for her. And the light bulb moment when she tells a joke about Mistress being a fat joke. And Jules is like, literally, it's like fucking. Fucking the Green Goblin attacking Peter Parker.
[34:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
He's like, what's really wild is when she goes. And in conclusion, everyone started cheering.
[34:42]
Monet X Change
That is. I would feel so bad. I feel that that was fucking hilarious. That was. That's the funniest joke I ever said.
[34:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
And the fact that she. After they said, after they started cheering, I would have been like, okay. I would have been like, okay. And walked away. That could have been funny. But she was like, no, I'm gonna tell this last joke. I have to tell. As I said, in conclusion, the best joke of the set was when. Was when playing Jane Goes. That set was the villain of the season. And then. And then mib goes, girl, learn the music, girl. Learn the music, baby.
[35:14]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[35:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
She goes. In conclusion, these girls aren't really the real villains. The real villains are the girls who stab you and who smile on your face and stab you in the back. That's not even a joke. She just want. She just wanted Jules to feel bad before she went up there. This is crazy.
[35:29]
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's a lot of emotion, girl. It's a lot of emotion. That's very. That seems unwarranted and unjustified.
[35:38]
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Monet X Change
That still more clear.
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Bob the Drag Queen
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[37:42]
Monet X Change
That was hilarious. I thought that was very funny. I liked that joke a lot. Her. Her very first one. I didn't write it down, but it was very funny. When she, when she was like oh no. She was like well, she goes well that was intelligent. Oh yeah, everyone laughs at that. I thought that was good too.
[37:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
My version of the joke is about to say the camera adds 10 pounds. Bitch. How many cameras did you eat? That's what I usually say, but I do like but you did walk in with the first 300. That was actually pretty funny. So then Lana Jarre goes up, and Lana did. Lana did a really good job.
[38:10]
Monet X Change
She ate it up. She ate it up. I thought. I do think Lana. Lana really tore it up. She had good delivery. Good timing. I thought Lana did a good job.
[38:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
The best joke was some of. Some of these jokes white themselves. That was the funniest thing. That was the funny thing. She said she did a. She genely did a good job. She really earned her top three spot, minus that outfit. We'll get there. But she did. We'll get there. You'll see in a second. You'll see in a second. Don't worry. We'll get there. So Sam goes up. I do love the. The. The what?
[38:41]
Monet X Change
She. They showed one joke, but I did.
[38:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, when she said, you came with a burger finger and Corey came with her butthole finger.
[38:51]
Monet X Change
I thought I was fine.
[38:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
But I also, like, she doesn't get asked out on dates. She gets axed out on dares.
[38:56]
Monet X Change
I thought that was good too. But then that was it. I was like, can y'all show us more? Like, I don't understand why we. I mean, she wasn't in the top. I mean, she didn't win, so that's why. But I was like, can we get more of her material? Cause I feel like Sam's probably has some good stuff. Cause even some stuff when she was doing with at the table read was really funny.
[39:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think they really wanted to. Well, I think there's a few things. One, they don't want to. They don't want to tell too many jokes from the table reading, because hearing joke a second time is not as funny. Yeah, but also, I think they really wanted to show arietty flopping. That set was so long. My God, that set was long. At one point during Sam said, mistress goes, one more fat joke and I'm going to lose it.
[39:31]
Monet X Change
You know what?
[39:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
She did lose it. She lost about 150 pounds. She did. She kept her word. She lost it.
[39:40]
Monet X Change
One of my favorite Bob Roast jokes is when we were doing the podcast, and I forget how it goes, but you said, do you know who diabetes hates? Sugar.
[39:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
One thing I said to. To Mistress on Live recently, I said, bitches, took you a long time. What are you on Slow Zympic?
[39:57]
Monet X Change
When she.
[39:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
She swears she's not on Ozempic, she swears to the roof. I mean, me and Kandi were on Live with her. We were like, we were on Ozempic. I mean, Kandy's still on it. I'm not on it anymore. Obviously, I've been gaining my weight back.
[40:07]
Monet X Change
But she's not an Ozempic.
[40:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
She's. She swears to the moon she's not an Ozempic. She said all she did was just stopped. She does. She. She put the food down. She. She's telling other girls, they just stop eating so much fucking food is what she's saying. Did you hear massage also says she's not Ozempic. They all say it.
[40:26]
Monet X Change
Do you know what's fucked up in America? Have you heard. Have you heard about this shit?
[40:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
[40:30]
Monet X Change
Because junk food, like, chip, like, junk food sales have gone down a lot now they're investing hundreds of millions of dollars into research to foods that will counteract the GL1. Like drugs like Ozempic and Manjaro, so you can still be addicted to it. And so basically, to nullify the effects of Ozempic and Manjaro, you know how fucking sick these people are.
[40:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Very. Are you still on Manjaro?
[40:54]
Monet X Change
No, I've been on for about eight months.
[40:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Isn't that sick?
[40:59]
Monet X Change
Isn't that fucking crazy? They're like, oh, our sales are going down. We need these people to be fat and eat more food. So let's invest hundreds of millions of dollars so that we can find out how to nullify the effects of GL1P drugs.
[41:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's crazy, but this is not slimming rivalry. This is slimming watchery. Lydia Butthole goes up and she goes, I wasn't tired, Whitney. You were just really fucking boring.
[41:20]
Monet X Change
She was great.
[41:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly. She deserved this win. And also the thing she said about RuPaul, I need another bald black man. And you love seeing me in the bottom.
[41:29]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I thought that was really good. I thought Lydia really did an excellent job. I was very shocked because. Because of RDR Live, I wasn't. I didn't have much hope, but she killed that line.
[41:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm a really big fan. Is what Mistress Isabella Brooks would say if she was dressed like an oscillating fan. That was.
[41:46]
Monet X Change
That was really good. Lydia Butthole really tore it up. She tore that butthole up.
[41:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Uh, Susie did fine.
[41:53]
Monet X Change
I agree. She was fine. But again. But I also think it's because y'all, she comes into these fucking confessionals and these episodes. I'm so smart. I'm gonna kill this. I know. I am. So, like. So the expectation is you're gonna come up here and fucking be fucking. Fucking Jeff Ross. We're expecting the fucking Jeff Ross, the roastmaster, to step up on the Stage.
[42:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think even if the expectations were low, it still wasn't funny. I don't care what the expectations were. It wasn't that. It wasn't that funny. I did like beating a dead horse as Raven's job description. I thought that was actually a pretty funny joke.
[42:25]
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's funny. But overall, I thought she was fine.
[42:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
So Lexi goes up, and she is, because. So right before Lexi goes up, Susie says, an old slut who has no friends. And then Lexi's like, do I have no friend? Like, Lexi lives in her head. This is. This girl lives between her ears.
[42:44]
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's kind of wild. I'm like, lexi, it's just a joke. Like, just, girl, get up there and tell. Fucking, do your SAP, bitch. What are you fucking.
[42:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. I don't have any friends. Did I isolate myself? Did I make everyone hate me? Does everyone hate me now? Do you hate me? Are you mad at me? Do you hate me? Are you mad at me?
[42:58]
Monet X Change
That shit is wild. That shit is wild. And you know what? I sympathize with people who live like that. I mean, I don't live my life that way, but there are other ways out of my life, I'm sure. Other people. Like, I can't believe she does that. But to be constantly in your head thinking about how you are, how you're affected by other people, that can't be fun.
[43:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, the honorees weren't that funny. I actually was kind of disappointed in Kandi's joke until. Cause it was like, cunt, cunt, C. That's not funny. And then she said, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. You're going home now. Next. That was. That really set me. I think she really inverted the. The joke. Because you thought she was gonna say, C, C, C, C, C. But then she goes, you're going home. Next. And you know what? She was right.
[43:35]
Monet X Change
She was right. Well, Jacob, what'd you say?
[43:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I was asking who she said it to. She said. To Arietti. Yeah, she said, arietti.
[43:44]
Monet X Change
Her name is Arietti. Get it fucking right, both of you.
[43:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, you want to talk about these Runway looks? Category is short. Short. Do you like this category?
[43:57]
Monet X Change
I thought it was fine.
[43:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, like, as a category in general, do you like it?
[44:01]
Monet X Change
Yes, Bob, I like the category.
[44:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I was kind of asked, but I feel like you didn't answer. But if you did, I didn't hear because everyone was talking at the same time. I was just asking a question that I didn't get an answer to. Or if I did get it. Everyone was talking. I didn't hear it.
[44:15]
Monet X Change
What's so funny, Monet? Do you like the category?
[44:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I wanted to know. You didn't answer or. I didn't hear the answer. I wanted to hear the answer.
[44:25]
Monet X Change
Okay.
[44:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why is everyone upset about RuPaul? I like this look. Am I crazy?
[44:29]
Monet X Change
You like this look?
[44:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
I like it. Girl, is that crazy of me?
[44:35]
Monet X Change
It's cr. I. I think this is a crazy look for RuPaul. Jarl Z. This looks wild.
[44:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
I like those giant stones. I actually think it's kind of cute, to be honest.
[44:44]
Monet X Change
I don't think the giant stone. I think it's a bodysuit under it. I think it's a lot going on. I just. I don't. I, I don't. I, I don't enjoy this look from mother.
[44:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
What is, is. What is Whitney wearing?
[44:55]
Monet X Change
I think it looks like they all say, like, funny things like bow. I think. Have you ever played the game or seen that, the TV show Whammy, when it's all those little squares on stage on the thing that, like. I think that's what it is.
[45:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, like, years ago.
[45:06]
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's a gown version of that. I. I don't like that. I like Michelle's dress. I think ts looks good.
[45:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to. So on your nerves. Is that. What color is that in the middle of her chest?
[45:19]
Monet X Change
I think it's a necklace she didn't need. Bitch. You have a fully stone catsuit up to your neck. Why do you have on a fucking a necklace on top of that? That looks.
[45:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
My question, what color is that in the middle of her chest?
[45:30]
Monet X Change
I think it's a wrong nude illusion. She's wearing a white girl nude illusion dress.
[45:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I can't tell if it was pink or like. But also, that would be a weird spot for a nude illusion anyway because, like, why would your titties be the nude, like, with no nipple? That would. I don't know if it's supposed to be a nude illusion, because that would be a weird spot for nude illusion anyway. And I don't know. This is odd dress.
[45:49]
Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean, I think. Yeah. You want to go on to the runways, babe.
[45:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I want to talk about these looks. I mean, if any of these stood out to you, that's something you want to see. That, that, that said, I think that Jewel sparkles looks really good in the roast as well. I think Lana looks really good in the roast. I like Lydia's look for the roast. I do not like what Susie Toot is wearing. I do not like this outfit or this wig.
[46:10]
Monet X Change
Yeah, she looks crazy. This wig and this. This makeup. So sometimes she looks. Sometimes she really turns her makeup out, and sometimes you're like, what the fuck is wrong with your face Again?
[46:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
So let's go on. And actually, I actually really like Lexi Love's look, actually.
[46:23]
Monet X Change
Yeah, it was cute.
[46:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So let's go into the Runway. Short shorts, I think on your nerves. Look has some real potential, but it just missed a few marks, you know, I liked it.
[46:33]
Monet X Change
I think the hair was a little crazy, and the collar was nuts. I'm like. I don't know why she had that collar on. I think maybe it's her hot. She's not wearing a titty bib, so I don't know what she's wearing.
[46:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
She's wearing a titty bib.
[46:41]
Monet X Change
Is she?
[46:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yep.
[46:44]
Monet X Change
Well, yeah, that collar was fucking. That necklace was crazy, and the hair was crazy. And I think maybe if it had, like, another piece of denim going around the waist or something to give more to it. And I think the spats were a little messy, and then she just has these gold shoes at the bottom. That felt very weird.
[47:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
Um, what I would have done is I would have added straps all, like, running around the waist, then going down the legs as well. Like, little straps going around. I think that would have looked cute also, you know? You know, there is, like, a stretchy denim that looks like denim, but it's not a spande, and I think that would actually help with the fit as well.
[47:18]
Monet X Change
Yeah, but I like it overall. Overall, I like it. I just would change those two things.
[47:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go into Arietti's. Arietty's look.
[47:24]
Monet X Change
I don't think people. People were trying to come for me. I was like, girl, I don't. I don't. Y'all. I don't owe this bitch anything. I just like the look.
[47:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't like the. The. The. The nude illusion. The nude illusion was not nuding at all. It. It looks like a she's. I. I do not like this top, like, at all. But the rest of it is pretty cute. But that's this top. Yeah, it's like. You remember, we took it off, it looked like it had, like, breasts painted on it and, like, even collarbones painted on it. But the fact that that is such a different flesh tone than her legs and her face is really taking me out.
[47:57]
Monet X Change
I agree. But outside of that, I think. I think it's cool. I think I love the sleeves of this. This capelet. Sleeve thing I like. I think it's cool. She looks like one of them things on, like. Well, not one of those things.
[48:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
She.
[48:08]
Monet X Change
Well, she looks similar to, you know, those things back in the 90s that they put on cars. The crown with, like. It's like a smell you put in your car on your dashboard.
[48:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
An air freshener.
[48:17]
Monet X Change
Air freshener smell.
[48:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Good things wild.
[48:20]
Monet X Change
That's what they're giving, and I like it.
[48:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Jewel Sparkle. She came out as Marie Antoinette, and.
[48:27]
Monet X Change
It'S not Marie Antoinette.
[48:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, then fight Michelle Visage.
[48:31]
Monet X Change
It's not Marie Antoinette. Marie Michelle Visage is killing me. Everything that looks period, and have this hair. This type of hair is not fucking Marie Antoinette.
[48:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, then go fight Michelle Visage. Do you want to. Do you want to say anything to Michelle Visage while you have her ears?
[48:44]
Monet X Change
I don't have her hair. I don't think Michelle massage listens to civil rivalry.
[48:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're scared to say. You're scared to address her Anyways. You still have trauma.
[48:50]
Monet X Change
Trauma from what?
[48:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
We all saw the seasons. We saw them.
[48:54]
Monet X Change
Boy.
[48:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
[48:56]
Monet X Change
This time we're. I thought this was a really cool take on shorts. Doing pantaloons. I thought this was cool. I think she. She. I think she had my favorite look of the episode.
[49:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
I haven't decided my favorite look yet. I do like it, though. Let's go into lingerie. I'm so upset about this.
[49:12]
Monet X Change
She.
[49:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
She.
[49:14]
Monet X Change
First of all, I thought she had a maga hat on.
[49:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's giving Black Republican.
[49:21]
Monet X Change
This was a crazy. And Lux tweeted, I thought she ate. I'm like, I'm sure you did, Lux. This is crazy.
[49:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Of course. Of course Lux thought she ate. This is not a good look. I cannot. I cannot believe that she packed this. And no one was like, girl, don't wear that, girl.
[49:38]
Monet X Change
And then bob the shirt on. No titties in it. She got no pad. No. This bitch looks fucking crazy on this Runway.
[49:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
This. If she had help packing. And no one was like, are you sure about this? That's crazy to me.
[49:55]
Monet X Change
Yeah. This is not good. This was not good. And y'all know me. I love pedestrian drag. I love to go pedestrian drag moment. This was horrible. Let's go into Sam Tayola and horrible, horrible.
[50:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go into Sam Starr. The more I look at this, the more I hate it. Hate it.
[50:11]
Monet X Change
I hated it from the beginning. Wouldn't you know what it is, Bob? It feels fake. It feels like this is something that Sam would never like. This does not feel like Sam it feels like. It just doesn't feel like her. So it just feels so inauthentic, which I think is the reason why I like it. Also just the construction of it. She's so short, and she feels like she is compact and stuffed into this little outfit.
[50:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
This makes her look one foot tall.
[50:33]
Monet X Change
Yeah. The boots, the boot thing. I hated this look.
[50:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I kept thinking to myself, like, wasting your time stoning that football was such a waste of time.
[50:41]
Monet X Change
It really was.
[50:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
I remember thinking myself, no one cares you have stones. That I remember thinking to myself, I cannot believe you wasted your. Someone wasted their time stoning that football. Cause it really doesn't matter.
[50:50]
Monet X Change
It's truly not even a real normal football size. It's like a tiny football because they.
[50:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
Spent their time fucking stoning it.
[50:57]
Monet X Change
Yeah. I hate this look. Even, like, even when she. The shorts under the panty thing. Even removing those to show more skin maybe would have made her look a little longer.
[51:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
You can't go with the short. That's the category.
[51:10]
Monet X Change
All right. Yeah, you're right.
[51:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
[51:11]
Monet X Change
This was horrible.
[51:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Football. But Sam has giant hands.
[51:16]
Monet X Change
No. And the hair was crazy. The hair looked crazy too. Yeah.
[51:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
This is not a good look. Let's go into Lydia Butthole Collins. I like this look. Look.
[51:27]
Monet X Change
And you should go to jail.
[51:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
It doesn't make a ton of sense. But honestly, I think this is a really cool look. I think this is a really cool look.
[51:34]
Monet X Change
Well, I mean, I think conceptually, like this, like, saying, like, your skin melted off and your skin is basically the shorts. I mean, I. I also think that Lydia may be living in. In. In. In. In. She. I think Lydia is a transporter hair from another from like the year 3022, and she's doing some. Some next level futuristic weird shit that we can. Cannot get into yet.
[51:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
You, like, you liked her look last week.
[51:59]
Monet X Change
I. But I. I hated it. And then I liked it and I hated it again. And I liked it again. I. I'd be. I'd be so. I. I'd be so bipolar with her fashion.
[52:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Lydia is. She's. I think she's a. You know how some girls go in and act like they're. I'm so weird and kooky. I think Lydia is actually a weirdo.
[52:13]
Monet X Change
I think so, too.
[52:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
She's a real life weirdo. For real.
[52:16]
Monet X Change
For real. I think so, too. Let's talk about Susie, too. And this travesty she's wearing. I hate. You know what? Now, looking at it here, I think from the neck down, it's nice.
[52:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
You Just hate her face.
[52:28]
Monet X Change
I think the makeup and the hair. This also. This is like, the third time we've seen this fucking wig.
[52:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
She looked at a little pursed lip. You know what it is from? Really upset me. That little fucking reveal pissed me off.
[52:40]
Monet X Change
What reveal? I don't remember.
[52:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because her butt said juicy or fruity or something. She's like.
[52:44]
Monet X Change
And I'm little ladder. Berries and cream.
[52:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Berries and cream. She's like. And I take off my cape to reveal my juice. I was like, this is so stupid. I hate. I hated that reveal.
[52:55]
Monet X Change
I love when you say that something pisses you off. It makes me happy.
[52:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I've also found interesting. Lydia has a very, very monotone voice. She's like most girls, like, honey, I'm eating Ms. Runway up. I am wearing rhinestones. And Lydia was like, I'm. My skin melted off. And now my. Anyway, a little bit of skin was left, like her around my crotch, and there's, like, a rhinestone on my body this size.
[53:20]
Monet X Change
Hilarious. Yeah. I think Susie, too, needs to burn this fucking wig. If she wears it one more time on this show, RuPaul should eliminate her. She's worn it four times.
[53:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
The look. I don't hate the look. The look's not that. The look's not bad. I don't love. I get this. Her signature mug. This, like, just like, boop, boop, boop, doop, you know, mouth. But something about it pisses me off.
[53:44]
Monet X Change
I hate it. I hate it. I hate. I hate that I'm looking at this. Yeah. I think from the neck down, this is actually not a bad look. But that fucking face with that fucking lip and that fucking wig.
[53:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
I hate, hate, hate. Can I tell you that I was at. I was at Blood on the Clock Tower, and someone told me they were at a party with. They were watching Drag Race or something, but Heidi was there, and without thinking, the person just went, I hate, hate, hate. And it went, oh, Heidi. I don't think if Heidi has found the humor that yet.
[54:20]
Monet X Change
Yet still, like, four years, five years, girl.
[54:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think she found the humor. I hate, hate. Imagine you are like a Nicki fan. Like, pull up in the Sri Lanka, like, what? And then you meet your idol, and then I don't know if she's her idol, but you meet this, and then she goes, I hate, hate, hate. And, you know, people probably go up to Heidi all the time being like, I hate, hate, hate your hair and makeup, girl.
[54:45]
Monet X Change
It's the drag. You'll never bitch. But, Bob, since you. I went on the Pit Stop, all season long, I've been doing all these hairs. I wore a kitty cat wig one episode ago. Someone commented, there you go.
[54:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
There she go to kitty cat queen. Kitty cat cun con queen.
[55:03]
Monet X Change
What a screenshot. It like, Kimone, please. She. She's constantly. I don't know what the. It was like. It was like, goes again. She's always wearing. I was like, always. I have not worn. Caught you.
[55:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're mad because you got caught. Don't tell me. You're so not.
[55:21]
Monet X Change
I just started laughing. Also, I wore my All Star 7 promo look. I wore my All Star 7 promo look for the daughter episode. So with capital, like, oh, my.
[55:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, you also wore your interest look, too. Did anyone clock you for that?
[55:34]
Monet X Change
I'm sorry. I meant my. I meant my entrance look. With the dawn look, someone goes, kimone, please stop. I wore it one time. That was the second time I wear the outfit.
[55:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
So these fans want you to take your dragon, throw it away. They want you to wear clothes once and throw it in the trash. They don't want to see it again.
[55:50]
Monet X Change
Like, oh, here she goes again with this outfit again. I was like, again. Y'all are crazy.
[55:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Twice is too much, apparently.
[55:59]
Monet X Change
Apparently.
[56:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Lexi. Love. This is like.
[56:05]
Monet X Change
I didn't know how to feel about it, to be honest.
[56:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I don't have any. To be honest, I don't have any particularly strong feeling.
[56:10]
Monet X Change
It.
[56:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
It is cool. It's. It feels a little more high fashion than Drag Race Runway. But it's cool, though.
[56:16]
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's a cool look. I love the train of it. I think. I think the train of it was really cool. I just think that, like, I know she's using a kind of using a belt as a corset, which. What's on her, around her? Oh, that's. Oh, she. Oh, yeah. She put all the tattoos on. That was really cool. That's what it was. The tattoos are really cool. But I think that the fit of it felt a little ill fitting with the shorts. Like. Like, they weren't as tight as they could have been.
[56:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
But she's also crying during talking about. She's like, I feel like I'm wrapped in. I'm like, girl. Lex is going through it. Lexi is having a rough week.
[56:52]
Monet X Change
Rough night.
[56:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
What's your favorite look again?
[56:55]
Monet X Change
My favorite look was jewel sparkles. I thought that was my favorite look of the night.
[57:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Y'all gonna call me crazy. I like Lydia's.
[57:03]
Monet X Change
You're wild Bob.
[57:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
I love that look. I think it Looks so cool.
[57:08]
Monet X Change
I do love her hood with a wig on top of the hood. I think that is her thing that she's doing drag all the time. I'm into it. I love, I love, love a hood with a wig on top of it. It's kind of funny.
[57:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
And you know, the thing is, I bet a dollar she doesn't think it's weird. She's not like, I'm going crooked. She's like, yeah, I'm just gonna put a wig on top of my. What? She's like, this is normal.
[57:29]
Monet X Change
On to the judges critiques. Lydia and Lana are the top two.
[57:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree with this.
[57:35]
Monet X Change
I agree too. They were. They were by far the funniest.
[57:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Anya and Susie are safe, which means everyone else is in the B. Well, well, no. Sam is in the top as well, which means that Jules Arietti and Lexi are in the bottom, which I don't.
[57:53]
Monet X Change
Think Lexi's in the bottom, though.
[57:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
She's in the bottom. She's definitely in the bottom. She's bottom three for sure. Although. Although they did kind of give her that same critique. Like, you messed up, but you just kept laughing, which was driving me a little bit crazy.
[58:06]
Monet X Change
I'm not. I'm not even going to mention it because it's gonna. It's gonna piss me off. So I'm just not. I'm just, just not talking about.
[58:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I wrote it. Michelle was right about what you what. What Lana was wearing. Like, I think Lana could have probably. I think if Lana had dressed nicer, she could have won.
[58:20]
Monet X Change
I think so too. And I think. And I think there is a way to elevate this look she did. Right. I think if you. She had body on number one, that would create more silver proportion and do something like what Simone did with her step down look. Like make the top like out of cement or something to make it look wet and like have like titties showing. Like the shorts out of.
[58:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
[58:38]
Monet X Change
Huh.
[58:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Cement.
[58:40]
Monet X Change
Yeah. That's what Simone did for her step down.
[58:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
The.
[58:42]
Monet X Change
The. The top of her thing was not just a T shirt. It was like. It was like a.
[58:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Not.
[58:46]
Monet X Change
Not cement. It was like. It was, it was. It was some type of sculpture or something that she did not Cement.
[58:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you want to apologize to the hard work that she. You. You act like she walk around wearing a sidewalk anyway. Apologize to your queen there.
[59:00]
Monet X Change
Way to take one. Naomi did and. But Lana really just went to H and M. Like she did her fucking bra, panties. She did for that swimsuit and just like, oh, yeah. I Got it. That's crazy.
[59:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I went to Amazon, so I can't really say too much.
[59:13]
Monet X Change
Yeah, we know. Don't. Don't.
[59:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
But I won that episode. So keep. Clock that. That's always clock that. Always clock that part.
[59:20]
Monet X Change
Honey, that's before draggers had standards.
[59:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
Always clocked that.
[59:23]
Monet X Change
Honey, that's before Drag Race had standards and practices.
[59:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
Honey, Drag Race had higher standards when I was on it. Make that. Let's make that clear.
[59:29]
Monet X Change
Are you. Do you. You. First of all, y'all.
[59:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
Much higher standards.
[59:32]
Monet X Change
Bob doesn't even believe the shit he's saying right now. There is no way.
[59:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
Much higher standards. Honey, you don't.
[59:36]
Monet X Change
You don't even believe that.
[59:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
I assure you, you don't believe that, especially when it comes to talent. They lowered that on your season, didn't they?
[59:42]
Monet X Change
You. You don't even believe that.
[59:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
They lowered the talent bar on your season, didn't they?
[59:45]
Monet X Change
You don't even believe that. So let's move on. They.
[59:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
They just said. Just. Just. You don't have to be funny or talented. Just. Just do. Good enough. So you're saying season seven, there was no fashion? Fashion?
[59:56]
Monet X Change
I didn't say. I didn't say no fashion.
[59:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
You said before there was standards. So there was no standards on season seven.
[60:02]
Monet X Change
You can't even argue that the. That the piece of shit. Yes, she is. And what of it?
[60:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why would you say that about your sister?
[60:15]
Monet X Change
Your sister that said that you and I are not qualified to comment on aesthetics? The one that dragged you down the.
[60:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Street the other day, Jack.
[60:23]
Monet X Change
Me?
[60:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
But you. You. You was tied to me. So Lydia has won the challenge, and I think she deserves it. Arietti and Jules are in the bottom. And for me, what won this lip sync was they did yaya by Beyonce.
[60:41]
Monet X Change
RuPaul said, Let me pass in my checkbook. I'mma sign a check for this episode because I know Yaya from Rs Grammy Award winning album is. Was a check.
[60:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, they probably. The thing is, a lot of people probably want their songs on Drag Race, too. Like, they probably want their song to Drag Race, so they'll probably give it the standard, you know? Y'all know that most songs across the board, almost every time. $20,000.
[61:04]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[61:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
If you're watching a TV show and it has, like, three songs in it, y'all, we're here. Used to have, like, eight songs per episode.
[61:14]
Monet X Change
That's crazy.
[61:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, I've gotten one.
[61:18]
Monet X Change
I got. I've gotten three placements in different TV shows, which I was very grateful for.
[61:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. I've had four.
[61:23]
Monet X Change
And, and, and it's always Beyonce.
[61:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why are you bragging?
[61:26]
Monet X Change
It's always Beyonce, Why you bragging? Which I was like, maybe I need to do more like clubby dancy songs. Fuck that R and B. People want Beyonce.
[61:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it's not necessarily about clubby and dancy. It's about, like, long as it's fitting, right? So every song on TV is not like clubby and dance. Sometimes, like, we need a sad song. We need this song. So I don't think, I don't think that writing more clubby songs will necessarily get you more streams, you know, I.
[61:45]
Monet X Change
Mean, but I'm going from my entire discography, I got three TV placements and they were all surface, like the old way get chopped like that. So I used to do more of those songs.
[61:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
So I think actually one. I mean, are you writing songs to get placements or you write a song because you like the songs?
[62:03]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[62:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn capitalist pig. So what? One's a little big for me. The art has gone out the window. What one? The lip sync for me was when Jules kicked her crowd off the stage. That was so country to me.
[62:16]
Monet X Change
I didn't see that.
[62:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
So Jules threw herself down, did a little turn, and she just kicked her crown off the stairs like she just won.
[62:23]
Monet X Change
I didn't. I want to tell you, I admit that completely.
[62:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
Also the fact that Arrietty has literally, literally been eliminated already.
[62:31]
Monet X Change
Do you think. I have a question for you.
[62:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
[62:34]
Monet X Change
Do you think that Ariady has other talents beyond making clothes and design planning?
[62:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
She's good at makeup.
[62:40]
Monet X Change
Okay, what about. What about. Okay, what about acting?
[62:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe there's an act like a baby challenge.
[62:47]
Monet X Change
Like, what about in comedy?
[62:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think she's particularly funny. No.
[62:50]
Monet X Change
What about improv?
[62:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
She wasn't the worst in improv Challenge. Actually, I've seen worse people.
[62:57]
Monet X Change
What about hosting?
[62:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
I haven't seen her host anything.
[63:00]
Monet X Change
You did.
[63:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
What's yours?
[63:03]
Monet X Change
I shouldn't host? I guess she didn't host it. Okay, so.
[63:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So during your attempted character assassination on the baby herself, Arrietty, first of all.
[63:15]
Monet X Change
You saying that her being a baby, she could be a baby, first of all, is disrespectful. And you know what you were doing?
[63:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
She's a baby, Monique. She's just a baby. Anyways, I'm honoring her wishes. She's a baby.
[63:25]
Monet X Change
Bob is playing Switzerland over here, trying to be all night. When can I see this?
[63:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
Bob?
[63:30]
Monet X Change
You try to be all nice to this bitch.
[63:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
Draw big ass, hands down with no nails on.
[63:34]
Monet X Change
Bring her to the podcast.
[63:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Big ass, no nails, having hands down.
[63:37]
Monet X Change
I know you're talking about big hands, nigga. What your fucking McGilla gorilla knuckles you got over there.
[63:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Big ass Harambe, paws down. So Arietti is eliminated, and on her way out, she's trying to save face, and it's so embarrassing. Bitch, I'm so uncomfortable. Girl, just leave mama.
[63:59]
Monet X Change
It looked like a scene from the Darkness Night. She look like she's having a psychotic break when she, like, she gumps back to the camera. All of her red lipsticks rubbed off, and she's doing that. That laugh. Like it is. It's uncomfortable to watch it look rolling around the walls.
[64:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm like, what is. And then all of a sudden, she writes her mirror message. Hi. Bye. As one smelly to another, Anya, please brush your teeth. What is wrong with this girl?
[64:27]
Monet X Change
And y'all, I have to tell you is watch next week's episode. That's all I'm gonna say. Make sure you watch next week's episode.
[64:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Shots literally fired. That's crazy.
[64:41]
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah.
[64:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Without any. I wouldn't take that line down. And I got a feeling she probably won't. Yeah, don't say nothing.
[64:48]
Monet X Change
No, no, no, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, like, I'm seeing her at the end of this episode. It just felt. It felt manic. It felt uncomfortable. It felt. I. I will say, but, y'all, it's good tv. I enjoyed watching it. Like, I enjoy watching it.
[65:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Speaking of enjoying, I actually really like this untucked, and we're gonna talk about it over on our Patreon exclusively. So we'll see you all there. Okay.
[65:08]
Monet X Change
Yeah. And if you want to listen, I'm not like, Bob, you can rip as much of our content as you want to and put it on social media.
[65:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why you want people to rip our content? What are you talking about?
[65:18]
Monet X Change
Would you be mad if people keep on putting untucked videos and things?
[65:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I don't use Monet's part. Don't rip. People pay for money. What do you mean? You're not pay for that? Releases Monat talks on Thursdays on our Patreon. So if you want to, that's a good time to take any content from. Yeah, rip that and post it early.
[65:33]
Monet X Change
Rip the whole episode out on Wednesdays, honey.
[65:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Just rip. We. We're trying to divide this. So we have an episode comes out Wednesday. Monet talks pre is Thursday, and then Friday is when we do untucked kind of. We show repo poster.
[65:53]
Monet X Change
We have. We have. We have too much content coming on the picture. It's too much. We got too much.
[65:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
People enjoy it. We have the best business. It is too much. It is worth more than you are paying. That is true. And we also play Witch Hunt Slash Traders over on the Patreon, which I.
[66:08]
Monet X Change
Am never invited to, y'all. When I tell you Bob or his little sneaky boyfriend have never invited me.
[66:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
To play this little game, I do them by myself. Whenever I'm. Whenever I'm bored, I go and play.
[66:18]
Monet X Change
Why don't you invite me?
[66:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you want to play one after this?
[66:21]
Monet X Change
I might have trade after this, so maybe not.
[66:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Wow.
[66:24]
Monet X Change
See?
[66:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
And that's. And that's what happens when you get invited. Well, I'll see you on Patreon. Hi. This is IMHO the podcast. That's Darby and I'm Darby. And I'm Alexis. Hey, Darby, what does IMHO stand for? I'm so glad you.
[66:44]
Monet X Change
You asked. In my homosexual opinion.
[66:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's right. In my homosexual opinion, the podcast answers your weird questions. Because we have weird answers. Yes. And we also want to hear all of your stories. Maybe there's a situation you've been put in and you just don't know how to get out of it. Well, we'll get you out of anything. Yeah. Or maybe you've seen a dead body. Yeah, I need to know about that.
[67:06]
Monet X Change
I would actually love to hear about that.
[67:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Alexis and I, we are professional podcasters. We. We've made all the podcast charts, and now we're ready to make your podcast Hearts.
[67:15]
Monet X Change
Okay.
[67:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
We know you need a new podcast to be obsessed with, and what's more.
[67:19]
Monet X Change
Obsessive than two drag queens talking into microphones?
[67:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
So listen to IMHO the Podcast. Anywhere you get your podcasts. It's in my home. Sexual Opinion. Imho, the show.