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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
Welcome back.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, you're not the only one. You're not the only one.
Monet X Change
Well, I'm the one with prescription glasses.
Bob the Drag Queen
These are prescription. These are pair eyewear, baby.
Monet X Change
I have hair too. My pair on prescription. I need to get one picture.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's you minor prescription, baby.
Monet X Change
I don't believe you. Well, we've already had a whole conversation about you not having prescription, but we've literally. We've done this on the podcast before, Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Look, look,
Monet X Change
that's not how. That's not how impaired vision works. But sure, Jan, welcome back to the United States of America. How are you?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm doing very well. I'm very tired, but I'm so.
Monet X Change
And you look it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know you're not talking about with that half shaved ass head.
Monet X Change
Let's see yours. Take off your hat, you bitch. You balding bitch. Take off your hat. Take off your hat. Exactly.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm doing good. I almost said, oh my God. Talking to you is making me. Fill me with energy. But when I tell y', all, I am drained. I feel like I run the fucking Brooklyn marathon.
Monet X Change
You know, when I was on the Traitors, a few people from Survivor were talking about what it's like to do their show. And I said to myself, they were like, you should. I was like, I would never in my life do that. You could never. You couldn't pay me to do, baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
And they do pay them that shit, y'. All. As someone who has seen almost every, every season Survivor from 13 to current, I looked at him like, yeah, it looks hard. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. This fucking thing. They had us come To Fiji. That shit is hard.
Monet X Change
It's fucking hard. It's like a mini version, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we did a mini version of it and we really built a shelter. We really fucking slept in the elements. It was the second worst storm they've ever had for the show, and we had to do hours through it. I was sleeping on bamboo under a shelter, pouring rain on me from 3 o' clock in the afternoon until 6 o' clock the next morning. That shit was fucking crazy.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it is. I don't understand why people would want to go do Survivor. I mean, the money.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not even more about the money. I mean, I like the game of it and, like, I don't know. Ooh, that's. But now I'm like, I want to prove to myself I can do the actual show.
Monet X Change
You're crazy. But we're not talking about survive. We're here to talk about the finale of RuPaul's Drag Race season 17. And girls, girls, girls. We have a new winner of Drag Race. First of all, let's just take a brief moment to congratulate the Season 17 winner, the latest inductee into the Drag Race hall of Fame. Please make some noise for Anya. Nerve.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, get it.
Monet X Change
Anya, congratulations. Welcome, girl. You're in the winner's circle. Listen, on your nerve. You are a black girl in the winner circle. They will start to try to invalidate you immediately. They will try to tell you that everything you did was not worth it, that you. It was handed to you. You were DEI hire. Maybe you have the crown and they do not. So do not let them even get into your brain for even a small. For a second, because you were fantastic and I think you deserve to win this season.
Bob the Drag Queen
I said, people, people try to come at me. I. I said, Ana had four wins. She could have easily had six. Do you agree with?
Monet X Change
Yeah, she could have, actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
Right? People are like, monet, come on. Now you're just being ridiculous. Come on, Monet.
Monet X Change
I mean, she definitely could have had five easily. How many did she have?
Bob the Drag Queen
Four. She has four. She could have had six.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think she could have been the most. I think she could have been the most decorated winner in the history of the show, to be honest.
Bob the Drag Queen
She could have won the rusical. That fucking brand new day. S number when she came on Busted, she sounded fucking amazing. The choreo was sick. She could have won that. And she could have also won RDR Live.
Monet X Change
Yeah, you're not wrong. So let's talk about some of these looks. Monet, let's start with Lucky Starz. This look is so cool to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, slow down, Susanna. Open up the document. Yeah, okay. I. I mean. I mean, it's cool. It's fine. I wasn't blown away by it. I thought it was fine. I wasn't gagging like you, but I thought. I thought it was a nice one.
Monet X Change
I'm gagging, but I think it's really cool. I wish the head shape was a little bit different. I wish it gave something a little bit more, I don't know, celestial. I get celestial easily from what? The celestial is not lost on me. She looks like the galaxy, but the shape of it is just. I don't even know what this shape is. What is this shape?
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you know what it is? When I see this, I see it looks like a wack version of Jada Essence Hall's. You remember when Jada did this exact same thing?
Monet X Change
Um, on the lights, she had, like,
Bob the Drag Queen
a galaxy around her thing.
Monet X Change
I don't remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Let's go on to Ms. Joella. Ella. Ella. Don't forget the Ella. I thought this was so clever and a cute way to be self referential. This was a nice, upscale, classy version of her ridiculous fucking Runway. And these are the self references that I can get behind a drag race.
Monet X Change
Now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Some bitches be referencing themselves. I'm like. And no one knows what they're referencing. You're like, you did that thing on episode five of your season. Okay, this makes sense.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I think this is a cool outfit. I mean, out of context, I would not like this outfit. But in the context, she's obviously basically wearing a quilt or some sort of a duvet cover. And the thing with the face, it's a little small. And I think it should. And I think it should be a square or a rectangle.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it should have been a square rectangle. But it's Joella. She's the slaying diva Los Angeles. She does whatever she wants, and we have to accept it.
Monet X Change
And I am accepting it. Let's go on to Armona Lisa. Is this because they called her Sadness? Because y' all called her Sadness?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think so, yeah.
Monet X Change
When you and Raven bullied her on
Bob the Drag Queen
the Internet, you mean like how you bullied mistress of Isabel Brooks?
Monet X Change
And she deserves it. And I'll bully her again. I will never stop bullying mistress.
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Wow.
Monet X Change
Now are you gonna stop bullying? Are you gonna keep bullying Hormona Lisa?
Bob the Drag Queen
I did it one time. I didn't keep one, actually. I did it once, and I haven't kept on like you.
Monet X Change
That's Cause you're a back down bitch. And next time I see mistress, my foot's gonna be on this bitch's fucking neck. Her newfound neck.
Bob the Drag Queen
Now there's so much of it to find. She got so much back.
Monet X Change
I don't. I don't think that was worth referencing. But also, I feel like if she did, she should have really went for it like she did at dragcon, you
Bob the Drag Queen
know what I mean?
Monet X Change
Like an upscale version of what she. If she would have came out with, like a really cunt sweater dress that would have been fierce. If this is not a reference to being called Sadness, I don't get why she's wearing it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't get it either. You're right. Like a girl. Like, if she would have came off and they fierce sweater gown, like she loves a mermaid, make it a fierce gray mermaid or whatever color that bitch wears and paint her body blue and have like, a sickness. And she's known for a bob. Bitch, you are. L. I s a. She's known for the bob. Like, I don't understand why she didn't go for a cunty item. These girls. These girls.
Monet X Change
But she's like a cloud because clearly this. This shoulder piece is a cloud. Obviously.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't even get that until you just said it.
Monet X Change
I ain't even realizing. Raindrops.
Bob the Drag Queen
I see that.
Monet X Change
Maybe it has nothing to do with sadness. Maybe there's not tears. There are raindrops. But. But then, like, I don't. I don't like it if that's. There's nothing wrong with this dress. But I just don't understand why, if it's not about her being called Sadness.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I also. I. I do think this hair is cool. I like this. I love this hair. I would wear this in, like, in. Not these colors, but in something else. I think this hair is really cool.
Monet X Change
It looks heavy down.
Bob the Drag Queen
It does. It does. It does.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Crystal Envy. How tall is this bitch? She looks three feet tall.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. I want to say something, but it's going to sound really mean. I just didn't say it.
Monet X Change
Just say it now. You can't do that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't. Crystal, I think you were. You seem like a really swell gal. I think. You see, this is why I don't say stuff. Stop doing stuff like that. Can you stop? That's like when I said that. When I said that thing about Arietti and you just blew it up talking about some Monet. You see, you'd be doing too much. But I Just don't. She seems really cool and real nice. I just don't get how everyone is like, oh, she's so beautiful. She's so fierce. I just, okay, I'm not doing anything.
Monet X Change
That was ginger.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's pretty, but I'm like, people like, she's the most stunning and sickening most beautiful one also. I'm like, she's fine.
Monet X Change
Are people saying that? Yes, people are saying she's the most stunning of the cast. Yes. Send me one screen grab. Literally one. I'll give you to the end of time. I'll give you the end of time.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't screen grab when I saw it.
Monet X Change
That's why I said, I'll give you to the end of time.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have a lot of things.
Monet X Change
You haven't come up with a single one of the things I give you the end of the time on. I don't like this dress. I don't think she has the leg length to pull off this skirt.
Bob the Drag Queen
This cut.
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Yeah.
Monet X Change
I think I like it more if the colors are actually inverted. If her corset was black and the train was cream or this off white or white color. I do like the gloves, though. I think the gloves are really cute.
Bob the Drag Queen
And that being said, out of drag, she is a very beautiful person. Like Crystal Envy has a very beautiful face, very beautiful body. I just. This might sound Sadie too, but it gets very vwm, right?
Monet X Change
I don't think that's shady, but no, I don't get vwm. VWM feels taller and more and more mature.
Bob the Drag Queen
Specifically in the face.
Monet X Change
I don't, I don't see that. But also, she draws on, she draws on titties. I can tell. The girls who draw titties on the 3D titties or the 2D titties are wild to me because, like, I, I again, I, I still do not understand why girls pad their hips and not their bra. I, I do not get. I will never understand the desire to make yourself pear shaped on purpose. I will never understand that. I, I, it will never make sense to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, to be fair, when I, I don't always think that shoes pear shaped because from the front they have, they have. With the corset on, you have, you, you have an hourgl side. They be looking.
Monet X Change
This is not an hourglass. This is the bottle Coca Cola. It is the bottom. And then. No, it's not. An hourglass is crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, it's not an hourglass.
Monet X Change
But Hormonal Lisa, when she was doing that lip sync, that bitch had a During the lipstick that had a hour, she bodied these hoes. Her body was. Body went crazy hormonal.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I agree. I agree. But I don't think like a pair. A pair would be like. You would. Is really small on the top and have a big old thing that's a pair. They just. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Let's move on to the absolutely stunning occasion for. God, this is sickening. My fuck. God. Fuck. So good.
Bob the Drag Queen
She looks.
Monet X Change
Who made this?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know who made it, but the flower. She is. Is called the in case you. It's. It's called the in case you forgot flower.
Monet X Change
Is it really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet X Change
Wow. The attention to detail is so great here. This hair looks fantastic. This dress. I cannot find a single thing on this dress that I do not like.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree with you.
Monet X Change
I love this leg poking out the side.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree.
Monet X Change
The color of the nails go so great with the outfit. I love this. The bra. The bra coming out of the bodice. I love the way that it cascades behind her. I love how the dip under the arm fits perfect. This bitch looks phenomenal. Acacia looks like a million dollars.
Bob the Drag Queen
Even though she had the flower and the hair. The hair looks beautiful with this. The flowers are forget me nots. Sorry. Forget me nots. Sorry.
Monet X Change
Acacia. I will never forget this fucking look. That I can guarantee.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's beautiful and even. And even. You know, I. I know people have. I've made comments about her blush. Her blush looks great in this for me. I think her face, her makeup, this hair. She looks absolutely stunning and beautiful. The proportions of this gown are so phenomenal. Even having it this, like, piece of the. That's. Oh, it's so stunningly beautiful. I love this. I want to wear this. I don't even wear drag big like this anymore, really. But I would. I would. I would love to wear this.
Monet X Change
Yeah. You look good, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Shoutout on to my niecey poo or whatever she is. I don't know what she's me. We'll find out soon. Ms. Coretti. Coretti. This picture of me. So Jacob just pulled up this picture of me and Corey King. This was years ago when I performed in Boston. I forget what club. I think it's. I don't know what club is hot.
Monet X Change
Jesus Christ.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will say Corey is like my size. The camera is playing tricks, y'.
Monet X Change
All. We have. Well, we have footage. We have footage this here. Cause bitch, Corey looks Cory. Bitch. You like the. You like the Jolly Green Giant with this fucking green with this little snake dress on. Corey looks like Lydia's. How Big is Lydia.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know.
Monet X Change
Cory look a foot tall. No. Because you visiting her middle school bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I'm in heels and I'm closest to the camera.
Monet X Change
You know what? Let's ask the audience. I mean, y' all tell us what's going on. So hot. Anyway, Cory. Everyone was here crying, like, Cory is so attractive. Anyway, I do this look in drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
Very sickening. I love this.
Monet X Change
I love this look. Only thing is, it is hard to nude. It is hard to nude when you as dork skinned it. And she did not nude right. She didn't nude right, Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is, girl. It's not. It's not bad.
Monet X Change
Well, wait till we get to the Lana Jarret, which is one of the best nudes I've ever seen on that motherfucking show.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've heard her nudes are great.
Monet X Change
I bet they are. But I do love this dress. This dress is so cute. I love what's happening on the trim. All these lines and geometric shapes at the bottom. It looks really cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think it's her makeup. This bitch has figured out her face so well. Her make her face. I love what she does with the highlight in her face. Especially, like, I'm trying to get into these. Into these. Into these new. These. These new age girls. This, like, they take the ever so the blend of the white into their warmer.
Monet X Change
I'm bringing it all the way down here.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. It's so beautiful. I don't know how to do that. I'm trying to learn how to do that. And I think this hair on her looks so beautiful. Corey looks her. And so. So y'. All. How. Jacob has these. He has them side by side on Acacia and Corey on one page together. These two bitches look so fucking good. So good. This is so impressive.
Monet X Change
I agree. Let's move on to Arrietty. So I guess Arrietty, is this because. Is this because Michelle says she looks like she's in Cats? Is that why she did this?
Bob the Drag Queen
I guess. I don't know why she'll come to this finale dressed as a cat. I don't go. I don't know.
Monet X Change
I don't love this look. And I. What I hate most of all is that she has to hold it up. Her walking and holding up this piece is so distracting. It's so upsetting to see someone, like, stopping their piece from flopping on top of their head. I did not like that. The makeup looks really, really good, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. You know, but, you know, who knows? I don't know if she made it. I mean, obviously She's a great seamstress. Maybe she made it. But, you know, sometimes these designers will do you wrong. I have definitely had to hold up a piece or two on a Runway because the designer. I dropped it off on my house as I was going off to the event. So who. You know who.
Monet X Change
Well, name the outfit and we'll do our own investigation.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, wait, go back one second to Corey King. Oh, well, you won't see in this picture, but on her middle finger. Yeah. She had two short nails per finger because she's dating Lydia. And the insinuation is sometimes. Well, a lot of my lesbian friends, when they in relationships, the fingering fingers, we have a lot shorter nails on her so they can get in there. So that's.
Monet X Change
You got to dig around. Digging around. Let's go into Lydia Butthole Collins. And when I saw this the first time, I like, the longer I look at this, I start falling completely out of love with it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. But we're so in sync. I agree too. I don't like this. This tool, this boa looks so cheap compared to everything else.
Monet X Change
And I don't understand the piece on one side of her head, but not on the other side of her makeup and hair look absolutely stunning.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Lydia has beautiful makeup, but I
Monet X Change
feel like the future inside of her head is. It doesn't make sense to me. I think she always like to put under her hair. I don't know what's going on.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think this is part of Lydia, though. Like, it doesn't have to make sense. She likes it and she thinks it's cool and it makes her. I will say this. If I just saw this on a mannequin, I just saw some random thing going on in somebody's head. I was like, is that Lydia's dress?
Monet X Change
If it makes you happy. Speaking of happy, let's move on to.
Bob the Drag Queen
And why are her fingers so fat?
Monet X Change
I. Yeah, it's gotta be the dress. She doesn't struggle with someone with fat fingers. Yeah, her fingers look gigantic. All thumbs, bitch. Let's go on to Lana Jarret. I love.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did too
Monet X Change
look. I mean, are people arguing about this?
Bob the Drag Queen
Just Jada fail.
Monet X Change
No, this look is amazing. She looks so fucking stunning. And this. Corey, take notes. This is how a dark skinned girl. New delusions.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Cory's. I think Lydia might. Lydia Alana might be a little lighter than Corey Bob. And that's the problem because I think this. This looks like the color Cory had on.
Monet X Change
It looks good. It looks amazing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I can't tell where it ends and where it end and where it begins. That's how good it is, to be honest.
Monet X Change
What is up with this? What? What is she. But what the fuck is she holding? Like a sleep mask?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she has this. I. I didn't get the sleep mask.
Monet X Change
Good morning. Like is she taking off her mat?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. Oh, gooda morning.
Monet X Change
I'm really reaching at straw, grasping at straws here.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I know she like this. Please. These lucite pleaser shoes. These shoes. No, no. Bitch, if you don't as. And I know you. I know, I know you's a big foot of bitch and you like wearing these kind of shoes. Girl, get you go to only maker. I have the same pair of shoes in 49. I. I bought it like 90 times and I just.
Monet X Change
Whatever.
Bob the Drag Queen
If I have an outfit that's very
Monet X Change
specific, I want it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I get it wrapped or painted in the color of the outfit. This loose side shoe is taking me out. I do not like it. If we didn't see the shoe, that's one thing. But you are. You are accosting our vision with this damn loose eyed shoe. Do you like the shoe?
Monet X Change
No. No. It's a hideous shoe.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I do like the detail. So subtle. But how she. I don't know why. And I think that's why all those collection of stones are to be a nipple. But I love this detail of it like going under her boob. I'm not bothered by that. I think it looks cool. Really cool.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Susie Toot who sent me some merch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, work. A lot of girls got their merch. I didn't get Susie Toot merch.
Monet X Change
You just got back home, it's probably waiting for you.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know where the fuck anyway,
Monet X Change
but this is such a cool clever idea for this outfit. I do wish that she was better at the puppeteering because the way she was puppeteering made them look like arms. But if she were able to do things that made it look less arm. Like um. But anyway, that being said, this is such a fucking cool outfit. It is really cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is really cool. It took me a second to realize what was going on. Slow mo slo when I say it.
Monet X Change
But when I say it.
Bob the Drag Queen
It took me a second. But yeah, I think Swoozie looks amazing. I mean Susie honestly one of the Runway queens of the season. I think she is top three. One of the Runway queens of the season. Susie killed her.
Monet X Change
That's funny because they kind of ganslighted her to believe that she was, that, she was horrible.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, they really did, Susie. Really. This, and this is, this is beautiful. This is so stunning. So well made. I love the hair. Why does she have the, the, the plant heads on the, on the red carpet?
Monet X Change
I don't know. They're big.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. They're big.
Ad Voice
What do you mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
They're very big.
Monet X Change
They were big. They were like, they were like the size of, they were bigger than her head.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, but you, on, you're getting your carpet, your fixture taken on the red car, on the blue carpet.
Monet X Change
I, I tried to find a reason, Monet. I, I, you, you posed a question. I tried to find an answer. I don't, I don't have any other. Just uncomfortable. Maybe they weren't done. I don't know. I don't fucking know. Let's go on to the one, the Solamente. You don't say her name.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, there are multiple jewels, and they're all sparkling jewels.
Monet X Change
Sparkles. I think that this outfit is really stunning. I love the shape of it. It is. Who made this?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know, but it's fierce.
Monet X Change
It's so good. My God, it's amazing. Like, you can't even stand near this bitch. This thing is so good.
Bob the Drag Queen
And it's literally. And it's again, a very subtle nod to who? To her time on the show. But it's kind of like a big glam. The version of her first look this season when she came up in that pink tulle skirt thing with the ballerina tying of her shoe. She looks so, she looks like a fairy tale princess just coming to RuPaul's Drag Race to find her Prince charming. I love, love, love how exquisite. Jules, look. She looks amazing. These girls, honestly, they better fucking work.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she looks really fucking good. Let's go on to Ms. Lexi Love. So, I, I think this is a, I will say one thing is that I, I, I feel like the flowers don't look expensive. That being said, this is a really cool look.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's a cool look. I don't think it's for me. For the finale of your season of Drag Race, but I do agree to that. I do acknowledge it's a very beautiful. And again, referencing herself from episode one when she came in. In the Love Wings Victoria's Secret fantasy. But I wouldn't choose to end my time on dragons like this, but she did. And, yeah, I think it's cool, but I think she could have stepped it up a little bit for the finale.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Anya Nerve. I love this dress. I don't love the headpiece so much, just because when I look through it, it seems kind of odd. But it does match the shoulder piece.
Bob the Drag Queen
And they're braids. Braids. The braids. Did you know that
Monet X Change
they're. What color is the hair?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think her hair is black, but I think their headpiece is made out of braids as well.
Monet X Change
I don't think that's true.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it is. I'm looking at it. That's braiding. Those are braids. Like the pieces of. Look at her head to the right like that. The pieces are like red and yellow. That's braids. The box braids or something like that.
Monet X Change
I'm not saying that, but I don't know. It doesn't look like it to me. Let me zoom all the way in.
Ad Voice
Hold on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me. Yeah, zoom in. I'm at 308% right now, and I'm looking at it. It is definitely braids.
Monet X Change
Is her shoulder braids? It's the same thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't have the answer. No, the shoulders does not have the braids.
Monet X Change
Is her shoulder made of hair, too?
Bob the Drag Queen
Not the shoulder, but on the bodice. Some of those are braids, too. That red piece going down over her boob, that's a braid brush of braiding. I think it may. It's like a. It's a amalgamation of a hodgepodge of different braids and chains.
Monet X Change
Did you see this somewhere, or are you just making up this of your own? Like you just thinking yourself as braids?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm looking with my eyes.
Monet X Change
Jacob, did those like braids to you? Jacob,
Bob the Drag Queen
zoom into her head, like right in the front of her head, right above her.
Monet X Change
Zoomed in. It's not hair moving, Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
I promise you it is. Jacob. Jacob, do you want to weigh in on this? I'm looking. Sorry.
Ad Voice
I'm trying to.
Monet X Change
Braids. They're fully braids.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you. I don't understand what.
Monet X Change
But there's no braid on her. On her bodice.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like one or two spots.
Monet X Change
Oh, now it makes less sense.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's just different elements, Bob. Some of, like those honeycomb things and braids and chains and, like straw.
Monet X Change
Like I said, it make. Now I understand that and it makes less sense to me now when I thought it was like this. Like, I don't know, a structure thing. When. Now I know there's like this, because if it was coming out of her head, but there's a hair underneath it. So she has a hat made of hair. I like it less now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. Let's go on to last. But that being said, I think I like it. I think it looks like something that Ruth Carter could have been Beyonce. Bianca said that could have been in Wakanda forever. I think she looks cool. I don't love what this. New things she's doing, her makeup. She. How she brings the white from her lid all the way to the sides on her highlight.
Monet X Change
You think you want to start doing that?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but this is different. This is not what I'm. If you look at what Corey does and what this and what Lana does, this is different. I think Anja's like me. We're on our journey to figuring out, but we haven't quite figured it out yet. You know what I mean? Got it.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Sam Star.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait.
Monet X Change
I was there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn. And I think Ani looks beautiful. I think she looks great. And I think this is a very elevated form of what you've been trying to do on the show. Right. And the finale is the time for that to look as your most elevated self as you can for the finale of your season.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I agree she looks good, but I just don't like all that madness on her headpiece. Let's go over to Sam Star. This is another example. She looks good, but the finale.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah,
Monet X Change
but I can't think of anything wrong with this. Except maybe the hat size is a little bit upsetting.
Bob the Drag Queen
What? You want the hat bigger.
Monet X Change
I want a scotch smaller. Like a sko smaller. But I love this color combo. I love this beaded fringe on the gloves.
Bob the Drag Queen
I do like that it looks good,
Monet X Change
but I just don't think it's right for the finale. Like this. This is the. I feel like she wore better stuff on the season.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I think it was good for a finale. Um, I think it was good. I like. I. I like. I like what Sam did.
Monet X Change
It also looks like she's from Texas and she's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, God, here we go.
Monet X Change
Does this. If you saw someone in South Fitness and said it said this person. Where is this person from? You would look and say Texas. She's not from Texas.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're right. But. So what would someone for Alabama do? She's. It's from the fucking town.
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
Do what? Alabama.
Monet X Change
Wear cowboy hats in Alabama. They don't wear fucking cowboy hats in Alabama. Well, apparen.
Bob the Drag Queen
She. She's from Alabama. Apparently they do.
Monet X Change
I mean, I have worn a cowboy hat, but not to, like, be like, this is me. Like, cowboy hats are not a Part of that thing in Alabama. It's not part of the.
Bob the Drag Queen
With someone from the Alabama. I'm not from. I'm telling you, she.
Monet X Change
I used to live in Alabama. Ain't I enough?
Bob the Drag Queen
But she had a different experience. But apparently 10 gallon hats are part of her. Her thing in Alabama. It makes her. Why do you want to fight this bitch about wearing a hat?
Monet X Change
It just doesn't make sense. I think anyone would agree. This bitch looks like she's from Texas. Everything about this look says Texas. Like, and I know I'm not. You're not about to make me think I'm crazy for looking at this bitch and this motherfucking. She's wearing stars. That is the Texas. Aren't y' all the lone Star, Taylor?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, they are the lone star, but she has multiple stars.
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Monet X Change
I know, but that's their female up stars.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so you're from Alabama. What would you do to represent Alabama? Have. Come out, Come out. Come out with a damn slave. With a slave.
Monet X Change
I already told you.
Bob the Drag Queen
You want to come up like she from the antebellum South. What you want to do?
Monet X Change
I already told you. Come on stage and kiss my cousin. I'm already giving you the answer.
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn.
Monet X Change
Drop out of school in seventh grade and kiss my cousin.
Bob the Drag Queen
So next, all the top four give their talent numbers.
Monet X Change
And Jewel, Texas has slaves, too. Let that be remembered, Tex. We remember that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Call Taylor here to answer for his people. And Jules comes out and she does her song ding ding dong.
Monet X Change
Now, now, just ding.
Bob the Drag Queen
Just ding, right? I don't understand what this has to do with Jules Journey on the show. Like, never once did Jules come off as this ditzy kid that's like, I'm just falling over. So, like, I just. And again, I don't know how much they have to input they have in their final song. I mean, all I can go is by Bob's. What he told me is that Bob had saying what he did. I don't know how that has changed so now. But it just seems like such a strange encapsulation to her time on the show because she never came off. As a matter of fact, she came off as someone being very sure of herself and being very smart and very funny and doing things like she never came off of. Like, ooh, I'm just falling this way. I'm falling like it. It was so strange to me that she did that.
Monet X Change
I really liked this song. I think it was one of my favorite performances of the night. I thought it was. I actually laughed out loud. Maybe Twice. Which is a lot for like watching it, like such a short number. I thought she looked good. I thought she performed well. I thought the lyrics were great. RuPaul did keep saying singing live. And what she meant was lip syncing to their actual vocal, their recorded vocal. I kept being like, they're not live singing live, but whatever. Sure, pop off. Chan, we didn't talk about RuPaul's performance.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, well, let's do this and go back. Cause we're in the middle of this one.
Monet X Change
I thought this was a great performance. I thought she looked really good and I thought it was funny. I like this performance, but do you
Bob the Drag Queen
think this told you about Jules?
Monet X Change
I mean, a little bit. I don't think it encapsulated her, but I think that there were some goofy and silly moments. She was very. Especially doing her comedic stuff. So, yeah, I mean, I liked it, but I don't know, what's the point? For your number, to sum you up as a whole.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, that's what they have been, right? Naomi Smalls, Legs. Kim Chi, Fat Femin, Asian Bob. I like. I don't want to show off. Like, it tells you about that person joining the shure and who they are as an entertainer.
Monet X Change
I liked it. I don't know what I'm gonna tell you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Willow Pill. I hate people. Sasha Colby. I'm a G O D E E S S I'm a motherfucking guy.
Monet X Change
I liked the number. I liked it. What do you. You wanna fight me? I liked it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, you wanna fight Sam, so now I wanna fight you.
Monet X Change
I mean, to be fair, Plane Jane
Bob the Drag Queen
did bodysuit, but Plane Jane has self. She has described herself as always wearing bodysuits. Right. I didn't get that from her. But she. She said that she's a bodysuit girl.
Monet X Change
What was Mistresses?
Bob the Drag Queen
I remember Mistresses was also
Monet X Change
loser booger bitch. It was called delusion.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, because she. Because she made it. She popularized drag delusion her season. Like that was her thing.
Monet X Change
Oh, I thought it was a loser booger bitch. But yeah, I just like this number. I thought it was good and I enjoyed it. And I don't want to fight Sam. All I'm saying is she does not. All I'm saying is she looks like she's from Texas. That's all I'm saying. Anyway, and she does, in the comments, agree, you know, I'm not going to argue.
Bob the Drag Queen
I see Texas. When you. I would agree. I would see Texas.
Monet X Change
Then what the fuck were you doing with all that extra shit?
Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
Let's go back to RuPaul. I love this dress RuPaul's wearing. RuPaul said, I'm not getting no gown for you hoes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Rufo said. I mean, RuPaul said he is out of. Yeah, in the finale, RuPaul used to always wear his little gowns, but I mean, but also performing a gown is crazy. Getting up there to perform. And she was moving a lot in this performance. She said, oh, give me this ruler. I am moving, baby. She went up, she moved down, she left. She. She was moving.
Monet X Change
You did a costume change in my finale? She did, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did she perform at yours?
Monet X Change
No, she frankly came out with all the winners except Bianca. No, all the winners except. No, all the winners, actually. And she was wearing this black, like kind of meshy dress with a huge fur coat. And then she switched to this iridescent vibe Tinsley thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And then bitch. And I said this made sense because she was a teacher with a ruler and RuPaul towers over everyone. So all the dancers are like under RuPaul's armpit. So it really looked like a teacher teaching her a little class. I thought it was cute.
Monet X Change
These dancers had some fat asses. Anyway, let's go on to Lexi L. Lexi Love is doing her song classic. And I wish that she had kind of sold that she wasn't on skates when they were rolling her forward because it looked like she was on like a hoverboard or, or, or, or, or on casters or something like it. It was clear that she wasn't walking.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like that you've upgraded from calling them hover rounds. When they first came out, Bob just insisted on calling them hover rounds. It was so strange. Bob just chooses weird language to call things.
Monet X Change
Can we just, can we talk about the fucking number at hand?
Bob the Drag Queen
Nigga, you talk about what you. I want to talk about what I want to talk about you could do what you.
Monet X Change
Let's spend the rest of the time talking about hover rounds, then you want to play. You both want to play the game. You want to play the I talk about what I want to talk about game, Because I'll play it with you,
Bob the Drag Queen
and I'll play it with you,
Monet X Change
and the listeners will never hear an opinion about this motherfucking show. I'll talk about these motherfucking Kleenexes, bitch. So soft. So soft.
Bob the Drag Queen
Um, but, yeah, I thought. Overall, I thought the number was fine. Um, I think that. I think one of my favorite parts, when she walked, she skated over them and she tapped their butts. Um, but I thought.
Monet X Change
Yeah, that's.
Bob the Drag Queen
Overall, it was. It was a fine number.
Monet X Change
I will say this on a total side note. I don't. Like. They did it on the main stage.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, girl. Bring back the theater. Bring back the theater. Bring back the theater.
Monet X Change
It's giving. Like, let's just save a dollar. It's giving. They were filming season 18, and they just wanted to go ahead and not move.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, you know, I mean, with the. With. I mean, Drag Race, I don't think Drag Race is short on cash. They're more successful than they've ever been. So I don't think it's that we're
Monet X Change
saying time or something.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I mean, I don't know why. I mean, I miss the theaters. It just feels more grand, and it feels, like, so fun. Bring back, like, season seven or season. Whatever season when Bianca hosted. Yeah, like, bring back that.
Monet X Change
Like, I miss Bianca hosted what?
Bob the Drag Queen
Bianca hosted the finale. Like, Sorry. She did the. She did, like, the crowd. Audience warmup.
Monet X Change
Oh, the pre show. I've done that, too. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And she did, like, some standup, and then Latrice came on and gave us weight when she did that.
Monet X Change
Duck it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like it.
Monet X Change
Duck it like it duck it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like it, like, ring back like, y'.
Monet X Change
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, there's so many of us now. Like, bring those back.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I agree with you.
Bob the Drag Queen
What'd you think of her performance? Do you have any opinion?
Monet X Change
It was fine. I think it was more exciting than the first time she skated, to be honest. And I think it's because there were not these people in her way. Like, she had to skate around people, but before she could just go off, go ham. There was no one in her way. Now she's skating around people. It seemed like she was actually more reserved this time.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I mean, yeah. Let's see. Is tall. She almost fucking knock one of these out.
Monet X Change
Let's go into on your nerve. Doing it do take nerves. Kind of this giant, great big bubble coat. And then it goes down to this, like, stirrup leotard outfit with shoulder pads. I mean, the outfit is fine. If I saw it, I wouldn't think. I wouldn't think much of it. She's not wearing titties. Yeah. I don't like that. Is she not wearing titties?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think so. Don't look like it.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. If she's not, I don't love that. But. But I.
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The.
Monet X Change
The coat. I like the coat. The coat was cute. And I would say her voice sounded amazing. She. This is a singer. What?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, good. You could just. You just sound like Alyssa. Because this is a segger.
Monet X Change
I said singer. A segger. I'm not saying Sting. I'm saying this is a singer.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jay, loop it. You heard it. Loop it. Yeah, I think she sounded great. Let's get into the thing. My one thing, y'. All, this might be. What's the word? A hot take. I think Anya Nerve should have come out there and did something similar to what she did in that speakeasy challenge, because everyone is doing the raka rakaka kaka. If Anya Nerve. Cause she's such a. A great live singer. Singer, and she can embody that type of song. If Ananda would've come out there and did something more. Like what? The videos we've seen on TikTok and Twitter of her performing with, like, the dancers. That could have been. I think that would have blown everyone out of the water. That have been so cool and different.
Monet X Change
I agree. That would have actually been really, really cool. But she wasn't doing, like, da da da, da da. She was. She was. She was the least da da da da of everyone, I would say.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But the nature of the song was rakakaka.
Monet X Change
I gotta tell you, I'm not into. It's been. This is not new for me, but I really don't like this, like, long, straight, human hair moment, like, in general, especially because, like, when you wear it with, like, a. With granted, this is not a gown, but, like, it just looks like you didn't do your hair. Whenever someone wear their hair down, it just looks like you didn't do your hair. It looks like you just naturally have long hair and then you just wear your hair down.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't agree. I don't see that.
Monet X Change
Well, obviously you like to wear long human hair wigs that are just, like, down. Obviously, people are doing them. But, like, when I see, like, long Human hair versus like an updo or some braids or like some sort of a structured thing. It just looks like your hair's not done.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Monet X Change
It just looks like your hair is not done.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's a strange one?
Monet X Change
Let's move on to Sam Star. That first cover up that she had, I really didn't like it. It was so upsetting. And it revealed to a hideous draft. Absolutely hideous. But I did love that red carpet train. That was really fierce.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was cool. Overall, I loved a lot of what Sam did, and I think that Sam is a good performer entertainer. But I bob on the hideous dresses. And that last. When the boys hold her. Held her up. They acting like they were holding up two tons of steel. She's probably the smallest and lightest one. What the fuck was the issue? These motherfuckers held up Mistress Isabelle Brooks. They were like Atlas holding up the earth last time, but they can't hold up Sam Starr. Did you see that last hold they had? They were like
Monet X Change
Atlas holding up the earth is crazy. Which means. Which means they were their best take, by the way. I thought that Sam's performance, though, was amazing. Sam was doing stunts and tricks. Her energy was fantastic. I really thought she was just so good. Like, I was honestly gagged. I was like, wow, am I about to eat a camera?
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, her family, her mom and her sister, they're acting like black families at a college graduation. They're like, yes, Sam.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
There was a standing up at screen.
Monet X Change
I was like, dam. Like black girl up in Alabama. Girl up in Alabama.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love that. But yeah, I thought Sam was good too. Just that last hold. I was like, if y. If these boys will hold this girl up.
Monet X Change
So, Trent, let's go on to. To Trend Alert for the. The miscongenialities. So Corey King, in case you forgot, Tsunami Muse. Tsunami Muse and Sapphire Crystal all have this panel behind them. Oh, Trend Alert, bitch. Trend Alert.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did Corey Keefe. Oh, yeah, he did.
Monet X Change
So did Q. Wait, did Q make both these looks, Jacob?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I don't.
Monet X Change
I know Q made specifically tsunamis.
Bob the Drag Queen
Tsunamis, yeah.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't understand why Tsunami had laugh my ass off at the back of her. Did you see that?
Monet X Change
Oh, did she?
Bob the Drag Queen
It had just some big letters. Lm. Lmao. I don't get it, y'.
Monet X Change
All. Some of y' all references are too obscure. Like, we don't remember this.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't understand what was happening.
Monet X Change
I don't like her outfit and I don't. She looks like a. She looks like the wheel at At Wheel of Fortune. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I do like, I do like Sephiroth crystals, though. I think Sapphire's body looked great. And I love this. It looks like she looks like she's like an ocean crashing behind her, I think I love the color, too.
Monet X Change
What do you think about Tsunami's Alphabet?
Bob the Drag Queen
I like it. I think it's cute. I think she's trying to be, like, what you call it?
Monet X Change
Not a saint. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
A saint that Christians believe in. They be having them. The raised behind them. Is that what she's trying to be?
Monet X Change
Maybe Catholics. I believe it's supposed to be Catholics.
Bob the Drag Queen
Catholics, yeah.
Monet X Change
This, the writing on this section was really making me uncomfortable.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right.
Monet X Change
It was a combination of the writing and the acting. And I, I have this thing where, like, when you are telling a joke, if you go, we're kidding, we know, bitch. They're jokes I hate. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Like, I, that drives me crazy. I, I, I was really uncomfortable with this section work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who said I'm kidding? Sapphira.
Monet X Change
They both said it. Oh, God, they're, like, shading each other. Get it? Miss Congeniality. They're being shady.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, got it, got it, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Monet X Change
I also. So then we find out that the queen that Monet thinks is the ugliest drag queen in the history of the world, Crystal Envy, wins Miss Congeniality.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did not.
Monet X Change
You said something kind of like that. You said something kind of like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Say anything similar to that.
Monet X Change
Okay. What you said was. You say, okay. You don't get why people think she's beautiful. Okay. Let's just leave it at that.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not what I said. I said a lot of people think that she is like this, Eat it down, stunning, blah, blah, blah, blah. I think she's fine, but I don't think she's giving. That is what I. Oh, okay.
Monet X Change
I mean, I got the essence of it. And she wins $10,000, and every other girl gets $2,000. Bitch, fuck that. Give Crystal all the money. What's up with giving the bitch in 12th place $2,000? Monet got $0 and she was in second place. That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I also didn't get any. Money's miscongeniality, and I will say it every year when we talk about the goddamn show. I'm gonna say it again. I was only missing jailings to not get any fucking money, girl.
Monet X Change
Loris Chaney won Drag Race and didn't get a fucking dollar, okay? Be lucky that you got something.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, that's her problem being on the fucking BBC. She should have came and competed in America.
Monet X Change
That's your problem. Winning Katini had before they're giving out prizes. That's on you.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, they gave it before me and they gave it after me. My year, they were just like, you know what? Not this year.
Monet X Change
That is so funny. That is hilarious. Oh, my God. That is so funny.
Bob the Drag Queen
Up next, RuPaul and NM bring out Li, the legendary daughter of Judy Garland, Liza Minnelli. Liza on stage.
Monet X Change
And Vinci Minnelli, daughter of also of Vinci Minnelli and my father.
Bob the Drag Queen
He made people make magic on stage. And it was so cute. I mean, I don't know the Ring that Bell song, but it was just so cute. No to see everybody just.
Monet X Change
Did you name realize the songs lies
Bob the Drag Queen
with a Z not. Lisa with a S, Liz with an S not. I know that. I know. Life is a cabaret As I sing, though.
Monet X Change
I just said name. I'm gonna continue.
Bob the Drag Queen
And that's what I got.
Monet X Change
New York, New York. I think one of her most famous
Bob the Drag Queen
songs she sings New York, New York also. Maybe this world goes round. Maybe this time.
Monet X Change
Maybe this time. Yeah. This was so cute. Is Eliza Minnelli a foot tall? My God, it looks like she is not made to scale. Like, this looks like you and Corey King.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, bitch, that looks like you and fucking Elias Poe. What's her name?
Monet X Change
Elliot Pope. Yes, Elliot Pope.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet.
Monet X Change
You got him. That's his name.
Bob the Drag Queen
Elliot Paige.
Monet X Change
Nigga, no, no, no. You nailed it. Elliot Pope.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob. I mean, J, pull up the picture of Bob's ass sitting next to Elliot Page looking like who Ate Gilbert Grape?
Monet X Change
And don't do that editing one where they made him small.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, that's a real one. Y' all don't know this. Bob took a picture and he made Elliot bigger to make himself look more to scale.
Monet X Change
This was such a cute segment. It was.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is crazy.
Monet X Change
They've made them. This looks like Harry Potter and Hagrid I. The one. There's one they made where I am gigantic. It is so stupid.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, that's a great image. So good.
Monet X Change
No, this was a really beautiful segment. I loved it so much. Liza is such an icon. I can't wait to watch her documentary. Is it out yet? I don't think it is.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think so. But I also love this giving us lifetime achievement Achievement segment. I love it. We've had so far, we've had John Waters, we had Elvira and now Liza. Who do you think? Who do you think is gonna be?
Monet X Change
It was Bob Mackey. Not John.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Bob Mackey. Liza and Beth Midler's next.
Monet X Change
I'm calling it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ooh. I'm gonna say if I took my money on someone, I'm gonna say, I think it'll be someone Tram.
Monet X Change
Oh, no, it's gonna be diana Ross.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ooh. RuPaul would die. You know, she. She. She's his favorite celebrity. I think it's gonna be someone. We have to give it to a trans sister or brother. Come on now.
Monet X Change
Okay, I'm open. Yeah, but I think you have to be. Well, who are these really old trans women?
Bob the Drag Queen
So many. Jane. Jane County.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
That'll be fun.
Monet X Change
Let's go on. Let's go on to our. Our. Our. Our Wuzzy. Our. The most recent inductee into the Wuzzy hall of Fame. I gotta say it. I'm gonna go ahead and say it. What? This might be the best step down look of all time.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, it's pretty fucking immaculate. This.
Monet X Change
This might be the best step down look. I don't know if she literally made that yesterday. If she did that step. Crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she'll make it. She. I don't think. I think she's literally. She was there for like. I mean, I went to her hotel room for a little bit while I saw the visually playing looking white woman. Madeline working on it. Ty was working on it. A lot of people working on this look to help her finish it. It is incredible. This bitch is fucking. This is sick.
Monet X Change
Yeah. This might be the best w. Look in the history of the show. I got. I had to look really hard at some of the others again, but my God, this is just insanely stunning. Insanely stunning.
Bob the Drag Queen
And she puts coins on this. She's wearing these 3D printed shoes that cost so much money that you don't even see how much money. I don't. I'm gonna. I don't know if she wants to start business out there, but the shoes are. Isn't that crazy?
Monet X Change
That is crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's crazy that you don't even see.
Monet X Change
What's your most expensive pair of shoes?
Bob the Drag Queen
Um, probably the ones from Disco Daddy up there yourself. I mean, he. I paid for the outfit and the shoes together, so I don't know exactly the question. I don't know. Like. Like in my. In my. Most of his drag shoes or like just shoes in general?
Monet X Change
Answer the question. Just tell me. Except the answer you give me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, my most drag shoes are probably those. And I want to. I want to say they cost maybe somewhere like, maybe. Maybe a thousand dollars. I don't know.
Monet X Change
My most expensive shoe. Did you have some stone Balenciaga Crocs?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, I do have the. The crocs went like $500. And the Sony was. It was another also. Maybe.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So those hoes are probably more. I don't. I don't know, to be honest.
Monet X Change
I'm gonna show you my most expensive shoe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like in drag or just ever, Ever. I can't with the clomping. Look at that horse. Look at that horse. Look at that horse. Let me see how much of those
Monet X Change
shoes this shoe cost. $5,000. Allegedly. I might have got scammed, but allegedly. These are the shoes that RuPaul wore in the supermodel music video.
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you know if that's true?
Monet X Change
I just said I might have gotten scammed. I do not know. I'm choosing to believe it's true.
Bob the Drag Queen
You should ask Ru, bitch.
Monet X Change
I can't get with enough. I can't even breathe the same air that bitch breathes. Okay, but if it is, ugh. Ugh, how cool would that be? And they're Both signed by RuPaul, so
Bob the Drag Queen
the final swung was Abracadabra.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Melancholia, she don't care much. She's swinging around a thousand five hundred dollars on her hand like it ain't nothing. Just swinging up by the hill. $500 in y' all faces.
Bob the Drag Queen
You paid $5,000 for a shoe that you don't even know if it's real.
Monet X Change
And I held it like it was precious. And I'm believing it's real. It's real to me. It's real to me, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Some raggedy bitch was walking around in bear and piss in a bar and just sold you a pair of shoes like you just believed it.
Monet X Change
But I'm just.
Bob the Drag Queen
Take 5,000. I'll be like, ah, whatever. I don't care.
Monet X Change
No, I'm not around. No. You're like, whoa.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, the song. I think this is a great final Lip Sync song. The final Lip Sync song have been.
Monet X Change
No, let's talk about this fucking. This fucking. This main stage bullshit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I mean, we've had it.
Monet X Change
Yeah, we've had it back in the theater.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're not gonna change it, though, girl. They're not gonna change it. Why? We're still gonna watch it, so why would they change it?
Monet X Change
Why don't they listen to me? I got them to do an all winter season. Someone at World of Wonder is listening to me. I don't know if they listening to you, but they listening to me, ok? And whoever it is, Oprah on the Patreon. You heard what I said. We don't want. We don't want to see y' all doing a finale where y' all did the fucking. Where y' all made nine girls lipstick at once.
Bob the Drag Queen
They did that? Oh, no. What?
Monet X Change
No, but I'm saying on the main stage.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of crazy.
Monet X Change
And I wonder if it's.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wonder if it. I mean, it's clearly a bigger stage. I don't know how much bigger this stage is or if they just filled in the holes. Whatever it is. I mean, it is what it is. They did this last year, too, right?
Monet X Change
No, last year they were in Vegas. It was in Vegas last year, I think. So was that the year before?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it was the year before. Last year was in the theaters as well. No, I mean on the soundstage last
Monet X Change
year at the main stage.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Interesting. I don't like it anyway. Yeah. So we find out that, well, they
Bob the Drag Queen
also come out first.
Monet X Change
Lexi looks like a Dementor Sam star. It clearly has addresses. That's going to unravel. It's obviously going to unravel. I have a sneaking suspicion that it goes from black to rainbow. That's my suspicion.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah.
Monet X Change
And when they announced that first they announced on youn Nerve, which everyone knew, and then announced Jewel Sparkles, which everyone. Low key kind of gag. And when I told y' all that Jewel Sparkles was in second place. Y' all act like I was crazy when I said that Jewel Sparkles was in second. I called on your Nerve first, then Jules Sparkles. Y' all act like I was. Like I was smoking crack. Now. Who's smoking crack, bitch?
Bob the Drag Queen
You are, right? And I mean,
Monet X Change
I love when Lexi does her reveal anyway.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well. Cause they gave her $10,000.
Monet X Change
I will say that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think. I think that we didn't talk about this on the other thing, but. But one thing that I really loved about Anya is that when she was doing her talking time with RuPaul, everyone else felt like they stood in their spot and they just talked to RuPaul like they were being interviewed. Anya took up space with Ruana on the main stage. She was cracking jokes. She started walking off her spot, pointing people to the audience, cracking jokes. It felt like she was. She felt like a winner to me in that moment, I just realized, I
Monet X Change
think someone at World of Warning thinks it's funny to make you not have money. I think that someone's gag because, like, girl. They gave the girl, like, fifth place, $50,000 and gave you nothing. They gave the girl. They gave the second place, the third place. No, they gave third and fourth place 20k. 10k each or 20k each? It's you. Well, it's you specifically.
Bob the Drag Queen
And what did I do? And you know what it is? It's probably me linked to you. You probably said it did some shit.
Monet X Change
I kept my money, honey. Okay? Actually, people don't know this. I get $100,000 every year from Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, really? Why is that?
Monet X Change
Because I was on Logo.
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Bob the Drag Queen
So reparations. Every year.
Monet X Change
Every year, RuPaul comes to my house and hands me a $100,000 tick by hand. It's a big one, too. It's like the big one they bring out every time.
Bob the Drag Queen
Interesting.
Monet X Change
I have all of them. I still have. You ain't gonna grab one. It's in another room.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, well, tomorrow, next podcast, you gonna bring it out.
Monet X Change
Next podcast. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, cool.
Monet X Change
You know, I left my first big check at the theater.
Bob the Drag Queen
Your first? What do you mean?
Monet X Change
They gave me a big check? I left it at the theater.
Bob the Drag Queen
They gave you, like, a Publisher's Clearinghouse check when you won Drag Race? Yep. And why. Where is it?
Monet X Change
It didn't hit in the cab.
Bob the Drag Queen
So why would you leave it at the theater?
Monet X Change
How was it gonna get it home?
Bob the Drag Queen
Mon. Call Uber XL. You, you, you, you. Bro, you just won $100,000 you broke.
Monet X Change
There were no Uber Xls back then.
Bob the Drag Queen
In two. Yes, there were these Uber.
Monet X Change
Not UberXLs. I don't think Uber XLs existed in 2016. I don't think they did. I took a yellow cab home, and
Bob the Drag Queen
they made Yellow Cab, like Toyota Highlanders.
Monet X Change
When there was not. It could not fit, bitch. I couldn't get the check in the car. I left it. Where's yours?
Bob the Drag Queen
They didn't get. I. Bitch. I got a check in the mail the next day. I didn't get a paper. A big check.
Monet X Change
Uber XL introduced September 2014.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, so it did exist.
Monet X Change
Well, I didn't. I didn't have Uber. I was taking yellow caps, though. And maybe. Maybe. Did you, you know, you get a chunk of that Casey Musgrave's dress or something? That was so weird. They printed y' all out there, Casey. That was so weird.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know. It's a weird shit.
Monet X Change
And also, spoiler alert.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, Casey said on the mic.
Monet X Change
I know, bitch. Spoiler alert. Like, bitch. Someone was like, I was gonna go home and watch Drag Race. I bet someone was like, I bet somebody was like, bitch, I was about to go home and watch Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
Casey said she's like, I don't know if this is ruining for everyone, but we have the Two winners of RuPaul's Drag Race All Star Season 4, Trinity the Tuck and Monet Exchange.
Monet X Change
Maybe they don't know. After Monet and Trinity won Drag Race, they, like, marched them across the street and threw them on stage at Casey Musgrave's concert. Did y' all sing or something? Y' all dance? What y' all doing?
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl? It was a bitch. We won. We saw the thing. We had to go back to our hotel, chilled for, like, three hours, then went into the downtown LA from we home.
Monet X Change
Did you, like, dance or party or you just walked out and what did you do?
Bob the Drag Queen
We walked out. We finished that song. Have you seen it all? Seen it all? High horse, high horse. We did that and then we left and we took some pictures of her backstage. That's so interesting.
Monet X Change
Anyway, so the ch. The song chosen as Abracadabra. I fucking love this song, y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Monet X Change
Abracadabra gets my pussy popping. It is such a good song. It is so great. I'm obsessed with onion nerve doing the Harlem Shake.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, let's be honest. That wasn't the Harlem shake. That was a fucking Upper west side shake.
Monet X Change
She's a abracadabra.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I was like, girl, Cleveland, sit your Cleveland ass down. Girl, you gotta be from New York to do that shit, right?
Monet X Change
Let's see you Harlem Shake.
Bob the Drag Queen
You remember this one? You remember this?
Monet X Change
They be like, oh, when they be
Bob the Drag Queen
like, I used to love that. Yes, You remember.
Monet X Change
The Harlem shake trend was not the Harlem Shake.
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you mean?
Monet X Change
I do the Harlem. It was a trend where everyone just starts gyrating like, you freeze, and then everyone, like, goes crazy. It was called the Harlem Shake. It was like a weird trend, but it wasn't the Harlem Shake. It was a song called the Harlem Shake. Anyway, what Jules Sparkles is doing, it don't make no fucking sense for this song.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I don't know why she had the umbrella with the things on it.
Monet X Change
Yeah, like, girl, it's not eating. I would have picked up Jules umbrella and hit that and hit that Abracadabra. If she would have turned around and picked up your umbrella and hit that abracadabra, I would have lost my shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I mean, I. If I'm being very honest, I don't think any of them nailed this lip sync. This was not the best lip sync of the season. It was. It was. I think they were pretty even in terms of. Cause Aniya didn't do that much. And Jules was a little too much. Was pretty even to me. But I think over the. Over the season, Aniya was the clear winner, if I'm being very honest.
Monet X Change
I agree. But I think also Jules's reveals didn't make sense. They weren't timed well. Why the umbrella thing? Jules had several fumbles for me in this lip sync, whereas I think Anya didn't have any.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Anya did have. I think Anya, look, she would just, like, she would walk around the stage a little, like, weird looking. I didn't. I didn't love what I didn't love. I think I've come to realize Anya is such a great live performer, and she's such a great theater performer, theatrical performer. She's not a great lip syncer. There's not one lip sync Anya has done in the show. I was like, oh, bitch, you ate that.
Monet X Change
Who was she in the bottom with? Who?
Bob the Drag Queen
She was in the bottom with her and Jules when with. With the makeover. That wasn't great either.
Monet X Change
Oh. And they both stayed.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And they both got a double stay.
Monet X Change
Double Shantae. But RuPaul has crowned on your nerve the winner of season D La Toro Farm. Um, and I agree. I agree with this. I think on your nerve deserves a win. Totally. I am. I'm excited to see her reign. Um, and Anya, nerve. You are always welcome to come over to Sibling Rivalry and have a conversation with us. You can go on my. To my YouTube page and hang out with me. Maybe Monet. I'll have you on Monet talks.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would love to have on Monat talks. Are you joke? I'm so. I'm so happy Anya. Anya did such a great job this season. I'm. I'm very happy. She won't.
Monet X Change
Yeah, ditto, kiddo.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, thanks, everybody. All right, bye.
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Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: April 24, 2025
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A fiercely fun, unfiltered, and detailed breakdown of the Season 17 RuPaul's Drag Race Grand Finale. Bob and Monét bring their signature wit and deep Drag Race knowledge to dissect every reveal, runway, talent performance, and dramatic moment, ultimately celebrating Anya Nerve’s crowning and examining the season’s legacy.
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Prescription Eyewear Debate: A comedic aside as Monét and Bob bicker about glasses and vision impairment, setting their classic sibling rivalry dynamic.
Survivor Chat: Bob reflects on his time filming a Survivor-style show in Fiji, complaining about the harsh conditions.
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Bob and Monét break down each finalist’s and several queens’ finale runway presentations with their signature candor.
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Anyone who missed the finale and wants strong opinions, historical context, and fashion analysis in one hilarious, love-filled episode.
Skip the ads and listen straight to the content for the full Sibling Watchery experience!