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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
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Monet X Change
Can I say something real quick? My uvula is swollen. Wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't know you were that talented.
Monet X Change
All right, girl, look at your. Look at your uvula real quick.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I'm a little sick, so.
Monet X Change
No, this is gonna gag you. Look at your uvula. Get it close to the camera so they can see your uvula. Uh, uh. Now are you ready to see how big my uvula is right now?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Oh, wow. Well, I mean, it doesn't look that crazy, Monet. Every time I swallow, I'm swallowing my uvula. I'm not kidding. When I cough, my uvula goes on top of my tongue, and then I have to swallow my uvula back down again.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bobby, you're. You're such a talented throat. Like what? Like, why are you letting these niggas beat the Thrusty up?
Monet X Change
It's snoring.
Bob the Drag Queen
You snore when you sleep?
Monet X Change
Apparently for the past. I mean, I snore. I snore a little bit. Like, it's nothing crazy, but I think for the past, like, week or whatever I think this might be. I think it's time to buy a humidifier.
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn. I think. I think Andy is. Andy is really rubbing off on you, Because Andy will. Girl, this is Andy.
Monet X Change
How do you sleep in the same bed as that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Um, I think you just get used to it. I mean, I am. I'm. I'm also a Pusher. When it's crazy, I'm like.
Jacob
And they.
Bob the Drag Queen
Huh, huh. And I would do it many times a night until he stops.
Monet X Change
You have to go to a different bed.
Bob the Drag Queen
It doesn't bother me.
Monet X Change
We love each other and sleep in different. That's crazy. That would ruin my night. That would ruin my sleep.
Bob the Drag Queen
But also, I'm not. I mean, I'm a light sleeper, but I think I've just gotten used to it at this point. My brain's like, okay, yeah, that happens. And I kind of just get used to it.
Monet X Change
I'm a heavy sleeper, though. Anyway, this is not something rivalry. Hey, y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Monet X Change
We are reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race episode 7 of season 17, and this was the. I just. We almost did a whole episode. That was crazy. This is the let's get sickening, let's get seasickening ball.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet X Change
Do you like the balls?
Bob the Drag Queen
Um, I do like the balls. I think. I think. I think all Drag Race fans, we love seeing how creative the girls would get with their looks. And I think. I think Drag Race has made everyone feel like they are an aficionado. Even y' all bitches. That ain't that. That ain't never touched drag. Never seen a drag. Y' all think like, ugh, well, why didn't she bitch? You can't even fucking sell. But you know what? That's what the purpose of the show is. To make you think that you are an offici. An aficionado, and you can critique these girl.
Monet X Change
Monet said y' all hoes don't know nothing. You will never know nothing. You a dummy. Don't nobody want you. Nobody needs you. You don't around that man.
Bob the Drag Queen
I had one swollen uvula.
Monet X Change
You were a dummy and had two drag kids. One of them running around looking like Corey King. No, I'm playing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bless her.
Monet X Change
What happened?
Bob the Drag Queen
So we're going to talk about my little. My little baby today. Bless her.
Monet X Change
So Arrieta was saved from elimination. What?
Bob the Drag Queen
Arrietty.
Monet X Change
Arrietty was saved from elimination, which means there are no more. There are just no more second chances. Second chances are done.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not true. That is not true. If Anything, especially season 10, has chest haunt us just because the gag. That doesn't mean that they can't the RuPaul. RuPaul. The decision is always Ru. And I have not seen. Everyone is like, I've seen the comments, like, ugh, Monet. Blah, blah, blah. Cause she's. I have not seen that many episodes. I don't know that another save is Coming, but. But the decision is always RuPaul's to make. So it could be another. Another de Shante. RuPaul might just be like, you know what? I'm feeling generous today. No one's going home. We don't know.
Monet X Change
I did find your little 17 thing very telling. That's all I'm saying. It's very telling me. I think it's one in seven interesting.
Bob the Drag Queen
I really. I did. I did not. Also, you look. You look so handsome today.
Monet X Change
Is it the.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it.
Monet X Change
Cause I'm wearing. I'm wearing a turtleneck. You're wearing your, like an adjunct college professor. You really do. I also had my lanyard on, too, so it really look. It really gives the college professor.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're wearing your election turtleneck.
Monet X Change
Susie Toot is the first Queen who has two wins, and there are still 12 girls here. And the. The next day, the girls all come in, and then they ask Carmona to predict who's going home next. And she said, sorry to you, Sam. Anyway, well, that didn't age well.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know also why Sam. I mean, Sam has. Sam has a challenge over her. And yes, Sam didn't do a great job last week, but for. For the most part in this competition, Sam is doing a decent job. So it just seems strange for her
Monet X Change
to say, Sam, of all people, Harmona said what she said.
Bob the Drag Queen
And what Harmona said was some fucking bullshit.
Monet X Change
No, that's true. It was some bullshit. So RuPaul comes in and, um, announced the Manning challenge. Norvina from Anasazi Beverly Hills comes in, and they have to basically pick up lipstick with their mouth, pass it through a glory hole into the mouth of another queen, and that queen has to drop it off into, like, a bucket.
Bob the Drag Queen
I said, baby, Covid is over. Covid is over. Three years ago, this challenge would never happen. The drag race would be thrown off by the FCCC. RuPaul would be sued into oblivion. This show would be also. I mean, I know the show has done some sexual things, especially season 10. We did some pretty, like, sexual challenges. Did I tell you? Sexual challenges. Your season,
Monet X Change
I can't remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's been so long ago.
Monet X Change
I can't really remember. We did cha cha. We did puppets. There were, like. There's a lot of fisting jokes in terms of the puppets. Um, yeah, I guess, maybe. I mean, drag race is really for, like, teenagers and up, I believe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I mean, but I mean, as you.
Monet X Change
I think you had one where you had.
Jacob
They lined up all the pit crew members and you had to guess whether they Were a top or a bott.
Monet X Change
That was not my season.
Jacob
I wasn't.
Monet X Change
Because they put them on the top bunk. At the bottom bunk. I remember that season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I think it was Asia o' Hara season. Season that was not Asia Harris.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sorry.
Monet X Change
Aquarius season.
Bob the Drag Queen
It wasn't. It wasn't our season, but we did the one where we had to do like, oh, that was her season.
Monet X Change
I forget that you were in a season with Asia Hair. I don't know why I forgot that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Wow. You don't watch the Pit Stop anyway. So they do the show.
Monet X Change
I did watch the Pit Stop, the whole thing. If my man and you fucking my man and you don't know, and I'm speaking Hebrew.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why you. Why Asia don't sound like that. That's so rude, Bob. She thinks so highly of you and so sweet to you.
Monet X Change
I was trying to do a Texas accent.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, no. But season 10, we did the one. The one really weird one was where we were in a casting couch situation and we're trying to sell RuPaul chocolate bars, and we had to like. And RuPaul was like, yeah, do you like that chocolate so warm and gooey down your throat. I was like, this feels overly sexual for Drag Race, but it was. Whatever it was.
Monet X Change
I mean, Drag Race is not for children. So I don't care. Like, I don't give a. Like, dude, this is not for your. This is not for your 5 year old to be watching drag with. The Drag Race is not made for your elementary school child. And if you have your school child watching Drag Race, that says more about your parenting than it does about Drag Race. That's what I. That's what I feel. Also, last episode, me and Plasma are going off about religion. I want to tell you all right now, if you want to have a religious safe space, it will never be with me. Log off now. You want. You Christians, you'll never feel safe around me, and I don't care. I do not care. I do not care. If you feel safe, you will not feel safe around me. I do not care. If you are religious and you want to feel safe, go to church, bitch. Don't come to my podcast. Go somewhere else.
Bob the Drag Queen
That being said, if you are religious and you want a safe space, me want to exchange. I am also not a safe space.
Monet X Change
So, like, leave us. Go. Go Talk to fucking Creflo$. God damn. Leave us the fuck alone. So what the fuck did I write? Nathan's beauties. Oh, I tried to write the category. So bathing beauties seasickening couture and seasickening eleganza were the categories. So bathing beauties is swimwear. Seasick. Seasickening coutures, you have to look like a sea creature of some sort. And then seasickening eleganza, you have to make something using trash that is commonly found in the Pacific Garbage Patch or,
Bob the Drag Queen
as the girlies say, underpaul dragger. It's unconventional materials. I have to say, unconventional materials is my least favorite thing. Like, I don't. I'm already not a great. I mean, I'm like a fine seamstress, right? I can make a leotard, a catsuit, and a gown, but having to use, like, fucking a fucking this and cut it up and bend the plastic and make it be a. I fucking hate that shit. And I would.
Monet X Change
I hate.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was so happy in both All Stars. Z, Z, Z, Z. I've done.
Monet X Change
Oh, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
And All Stars 7, we did have design challenges, but in All Stars 4, I was happy to know design. I fucking hate design challenges. Hate.
Monet X Change
Can we see your. I mean, I. I can't show you mine. Cause I don't remember. There's a video. Some of. There's a video of me on my YouTube page critiquing my season seven audition tape. Um, and we did an unconventional look on there. How many times did you audition for Drag Race?
Bob the Drag Queen
Five.
Monet X Change
I did four, so. And I made. So I made four. Well, but the first two, it was so different back in the day.
Bob the Drag Queen
I remember when. I remember you were from Euro Disavier. Was that. Was that. That mop one you made? I think.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it was horrible. Abysmal.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mop one was wild.
Monet X Change
Absolutely. Absolutely bad. Absolutely bad. I made a dress out of leotard out of a Capezio leotz heart and some mops and some rit dye. It was absolutely bad.
Bob the Drag Queen
I made mine out of Party City because I thought, oh, it'd be so funny if I did, because a plane off of. Go to Party City where you belong. So I got Party City table topper, plastic things. I literally just made. Put a circle in the top of one and made it a square skirt. And I made, like, a little crop top out of this. Other things. Horrible.
Monet X Change
But it got. But look, it got us on Drag Race, didn't it? And we both won Drag Race, didn't we?
Bob the Drag Queen
We sure had.
Monet X Change
Did that. So during the walk. Oh, also, I'm going to say this again. I'm going to keep saying to someone at Drag Race steals the idea. There needs to be an episode where they come in during a Design challenge. They bring in like a regular. They're like, we have a design challenge. And honestly, guys, no catch is this. No. As far as the materials goes, there's no catch. You can use any fabric you want, any colors you have. You can only use your underwear, your shoes, and your jewelry and your own wigs. But you must use however. And the pick who comes in takes all those sewing machines and goes. You can only use hot glue. No sewing allowed whatsoever. You can use any of these fabrics you want, but you may not sew anything. I think it might be one of the most iconic challenges of all time or the worst.
Jacob
Did one where they all sewed looks for Brooke to wear. And then the Runway was Brooke walking down the Runway and all of their looks.
Monet X Change
Canada.
Bob the Drag Queen
What? What? Say it again.
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Brooklyn.
Jacob
What Canada did. Did a sewing challenge where they were all making looks for Brooklyn Heights to wear. And then the Runway was Brooklyn modeling each of their looks.
Monet X Change
What Very Project Runway.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, wow. I want. I need to go look. Look at that. Look that up. Was. Was it good, Jacob?
Jacob
You know, there are some good ones for sure. Also, it's just hard because Brooke is so pretty that like, sometimes I just like. Brooke looks great in any way.
Monet X Change
I would love to see RuPaul wearing our outfits.
Bob the Drag Queen
That day for Brooke was probably so. But she had to, like, change into all those looks. Oh, God. That sounds like.
Monet X Change
I would love to see RuPaul wearing the sponge look.
Bob the Drag Queen
And he looks sickening.
Monet X Change
He looks sick. All right. He looks sick.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right.
Monet X Change
Actually, it was seasickening. Sponge is rc. So you were ahead of. You were ahead of your time. I.
Bob the Drag Queen
By constantly on the show, I am constantly elevating and going above and beyond what y' all can ever imagine to care.
Monet X Change
You sound sick. That. That cruise will do it to you.
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Monet X Change
Cuz you was up you. I saw you and talking about CO being over. You was at the Super Spreader. So during the walkthrough. So. So RuPaul does her walkthroughs. Right. Harmona gets called out for using the same silhouette. Ding, ding, ding. Red flag.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't understand why she would think that. I just don't. I don't. I don't. I don't get it. I don't get it. Like, you know, we know. Obviously, we know this is something you do. It's a lot of things she brought from home. And it was just so crazy that she would make a gown again after she's already won one three episodes in a row. That's. I think it's really stupid to do.
Monet X Change
And then Arriete thinks that crystal. So RuPaul's like, what do you think about being in the bottom last week, Arrietty? And she goes, I think Crystal should have been in the bottom because I swung harder than she did. Do you agree? I think if you swing harder, you miss hard, you go to the bottom, and it is what it is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I don't think that swinging hard makes it because. Because it's still stunk like you see you swung, but that's like if, if you're on. What's that game with the bat and the base when you're playing baseball and you swing hard?
Monet X Change
What's the game. What's the game where you run the bases and you hit a ball? What's the game where you run. You run the bases and then you hit a ball anyway?
Bob the Drag Queen
Stick ball hard and miss the ball. You did not get the points, so you still are behind. It's. It's. It's stupid. But I will say this about Arrietty, though. At least you know, one of these, like, fashion girls that is coming in and trying to. And giving nothing in the, in the acting things. Like who?
Monet X Change
Because you said, like you said as
Bob the Drag Queen
if there are examples. Why. Why do you always want me to be a villain on the podcast? You're the villain.
Monet X Change
You said it as if there were examples. I want to know who you're talking about. You don't have to say anything. You can just. You can just say, I'm a little scared ass bitch. I don't want to say anyways. Do you want to say I must. Do you want to repeat after me say I'm a scary little. I don't want to say.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like the area that he did swing big. And that was, that was my. That's something I did enjoy about her. That she swing big. Oh, Jacob.
Monet X Change
What's up, Jacob?
Jacob
It sounds like there's like a. Like there's a beep in one of your backgrounds.
Bob the Drag Queen
Occasionally it's me. My thing literally started.
Monet X Change
But that is very. That is. That is. The stereotype is stereotyping Monet. Okay, I can. Monet. We cannot be. I. I don't think all stereotypes need to be. But this one. This one. And you say just. I don't think it's been like. I don't think it just. I think it's probably been this for a while. This is a one hour podcast. We're gonna hear that 60 times.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it. Does it do it every minute?
Monet X Change
Every minute.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, wow, look at you.
Monet X Change
How did you know that? Because.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you speaking from your own lived experience? Bitch, yes.
Monet X Change
I grew up in a house with six of them motherfuckers cheap, cheaping all the time. Like we have birds in the house. I didn't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's every bit. Okay, wait, then I need to go. I need to go and get the ladder. Do we want to take a fall? I know you have to run, though.
Monet X Change
It just cheaps again. We got to just. We're going to. We're going to power through.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
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Monet X Change
so then Lana didn't know that she was. Lana did not know that she was almost in the bottom with the last design challenge. She gagged. She's so good, Lana think she is eating the girlies up all the time.
Bob the Drag Queen
She does, she does. And I love that RuPaul checked her fucking ass. Also, I mean, but also, I think it's the thirst of your original season, cuz and sometimes Drag Race does make you illusional because you're stacking yourself against everyone. You're like, there's no way that shit was better than mine. And I've been saved. That means the judges love me, and I love. RuPaul gave her. Remember that. That. That skit on. On a MADtv reality check. 1, 2, 3, with. With Aries Spears and the other lady. And they are Deborah Wilson. I know, I know, I know, I know. Not. Not. Not just Deborah Wilson, though. And RuPaul basically, like, reads the piss out of her. He's like, girl, you are you lucky I didn't call your ass out there, cuz if I did, you probably w your ass the come. Don't you ever ask me for another critique again.
Monet X Change
You hear me?
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you hear me?
Monet X Change
Well, she asked for you.
Bob the Drag Queen
She.
Monet X Change
She asked for one and she. And she got critique. She been wanting critique all week and she's like, you know what? You better get. You better get. Is it more than you bargain for? Been. Can I tell you anything?
Bob the Drag Queen
I loved it. I loved it.
Monet X Change
I was like, don't ask.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sit. Sit down.
Monet X Change
That's.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm like, lexi, Lexi, Lexi about to. She. She about to put herself there soon. Every, every, every. Untuck Lexi be like, yeah, I'm happy. I'm safe.
Monet X Change
Yo. What. What did, what did Kendrick Lamar just say at the Super Bowl? Be humble. Sit down. Be humble. Sit down. Also, at a random twist of fate, Charles Barkley is Sam Starr's godfather.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, wait, wait, what? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Monet X Change
He was my favorite basketball player as a child.
Bob the Drag Queen
I also don't understand him because. Okay. And I get, you know, I'm not
Monet X Change
saying, you know what team he used to play for.
Bob the Drag Queen
The. The. The Bull. No, Bulls were Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan. Charles Barkley was. Come on. I don't know. The Phoenix Sun.
Monet X Change
He was my favorite basketball player as a child.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why? Because he was hot.
Monet X Change
You had to pick one. You had to pick one. In my house. My mother chose Scottie Pippen. My brother chose Michael Jordan, and I just chose Charles Barkley.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, and I'm not saying that Sam Star didn't grow up, you know, she. What's the name? Charles Barkley's wealth has nothing to do with how Samsar grew up. But I just, I find it so hard to believe that if your family grew up so down and out. And how was your uncle or how was your godfather Scott. Scott. I mean, Charles Barker just walking over like, look at you broke ass bitches.
Monet X Change
Anyway.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey. Hello, Sammy.
Monet X Change
How you doing?
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, I just understand how she grew up, bro.
Monet X Change
So did. Did she say she grew up broke? Yes, but she didn't say. She didn't say she grew all the way up broke. Maybe it was one to five.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm just saying broke is such a relative term. Cause what's broke? Were you like a. Were you like a. A low middle class family as opposed to like the top 1%? And you're like, that's broken.
Monet X Change
I have a friend who acts like they grow broke. So I understand who
Bob the Drag Queen
this is. I do.
Monet X Change
She acts like she grew up broke, and it's kind of annoying because she didn't. But it's relative, though, so for her, she was broke.
Bob the Drag Queen
Stop.
Monet X Change
When she would walk to the wing of her home that they had added when she was in middle school, she felt broke. She did have a wing added to her home, didn't she?
Jacob
Right?
Monet X Change
Did she or did she not? I don't know. I don't remember. So because I didn't grow up with a home with wigs added to it. So I just.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bob is full of shit, y'.
Shannon Maldonado
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to see Bob's home. When they were moving and Bob was like, bitch, Bob grew up Bob. They lived in a nice house.
Monet X Change
That's not the house I grew up in, Monet. That is the. That is the house that I was paying for my mom to live in after I won Drag Race. I grew up in an apartment complex. I did not grow up. I did not grow up in a house.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, the house was nice that I saw, but.
Monet X Change
Yeah, but that was the house after I won Drag Race that I paid for a mom to live in.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, and we.
Monet X Change
You know what?
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what Bob talk about y', all.
Jacob
Y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All. What's that girlfriend for TikTok. We have. We have never seen these evidences, these pictures about Bob growing up and whatever. So you saying it. We don't know if that shit is true. You're just saying that you're the same star of this podcast.
Monet X Change
Any of you all can Google Cobblestone Flats apartments. You will see the reviews. It is no longer there. It's still there, but they've changed it to like, London on or something.
Jacob
Whatever.
Monet X Change
But Google reviews for Cobblestone Flats apartments in Morrow in Ellenwood, Georgia, and then that'll tell you everything you need to know about. About where I. Where I grew up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ellenwood, y'.
Monet X Change
All don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
That should just sound rich because I'm Ellenwood.
Monet X Change
Not as. Not as rich as St. Lucia. I went to Pembleton's primary school, finishing school for girls. Anyway, so Acacia thinks. Thinks everyone's outfit looks ugly, right? She's like, her outfit's ugly. Her outfit's ugly. Her outfit's ugly again. Didn't age well. But then the moment of the century happened, girl. The moment of the century. Lexi walks in, she's crying, who ruined my outfit? Who ruined my outfit? No one says anything. She goes outside, she's like, summoned to my outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cameraman associated. That happens. And they literally it pants on your nerves. She's sitting there like. She like, did that mean that, lady?
Monet X Change
And then she go. Then Lexi goes back outside. She's like, oh, my God, someone ruined my outfit. And then that's when Arrieti's like, oh, I'm sorry, that was me. I mistakenly messed up your outfit. So then as she's outside, Anya says, hey, guys, you wanna know the real tea? Me and Arrietty were spray painting. We didn't know it was her outfit. So then she comes back In. And then Anya says, hey, do you want to know what really happened? And that's when Lexi goes, it was you, bitch. It was you, bitch.
Jacob
You.
Monet X Change
You ruined my outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, And a couple things here, right? So in order to. So you're not destroying this rented studio space drug. Well, it's probably different for. I don't know if it's different from Bob's experience, but when. From. From my experience on the show, they put tarps and stuff out there for you. Or cardboard. I think we had cardboard so you can spray on top of the cardboard so you're not spraying over the parking lot. So have to, like, take up spray paint off of all this stuff. You know, drag queens are wild, but a drag queen would go and destroy and destroy the backstage of a fucking dressing room of a bar, leave, and never return again, right? So they put that down. So I think that. I think it was an honest mistake. But what the giggity gaggedy goody is is that Anya, like, just didn't say anything. And I think she's not gonna say it. She never did it, but I think she was just scared to say it in that moment, because it is a lot. Someone is crying.
Monet X Change
She did say that. She said it didn't feel like the right time. You were very emotional. Here's the thing that's bothering me. Anya Nerve did not wait three days. The moment she came back in and seemed a little bit more calm, like the mo. It was probably less than five minutes later. She walked in, she walked out, she walked back in, and Anya said, did you hear what happened? Basically, I'm going to tell you what happened, to which Lexi responded with, it was you, bitch. It was you, bitch. So at this point, you're returning the energy that you're given. Now, obviously, Lexi is in a really intense headspace because she feels like. She feels like her whole dreams are being taken away from her. And Anya is being defensive because she just got called a bitch and she made a mistake. And it is hard to apologize for something when the person who. You've made a mistake, especially when it's an honest mistake. It's like, you, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
You, you.
Monet X Change
Now I see how you play the game now. But I came in here and you did. So now I see. Now I see how we play. Now I see you're playing games. So now you have to defend yourself from these games, but also apologize for the mistake that you made. So I think it's weird this. This. This. This thing online and people saying that. That. That Anya Nerve was Like, holding on to it. Like she wasn't going to tell her. She literally went to go tell her. She. I'm telling you right now. But also, while apologizing, you're getting called names.
Bob the Drag Queen
I, I, I, I, maybe I need to. I mean, I. Lexi wasn't like, calling her a bitch Lexi. It was you bitch Lexi. And also, apparently video and Jewel Sparkles was saying online. She was like, y'. All. It wasn't, it was, it wasn't. Five minutes later. Jewel said that this went on for a while. It was like, it was like, over the span of hours. So Anya did have a lot of time to ruminate on it before she's, before she.
Monet X Change
You don't know how long. You don't know where. You don't know where the timeline goes. You don't know if those hours were hours between when she said something. Hours that they were arguing hours. They felt bad. You don't know what the timeline is. All you know is that the whole thing took hours. That's all you know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, and all you, too. But I'm saying. But, but you said.
Monet X Change
But you just said, but she had. But she had hours. You don't. That's an assumption you just made up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, we're both, we're both making assumptions. And I think that what we've realized, what we've come together, that Lexi is a pretty measured person. But what we are, what we also know is that Anya Nerve will fuck with your. We'll fuck with you in a design challenge.
Monet X Change
This is the second time that feels so okay. The difference between, like, taking some stool, a spool of fabric. A spool of fabric versus literally spray painting on top of your garment are very different things. She's not sabotaged anyone. So we do not know. So it doesn't feel fair to say that. We know that she will sabotage you in a design challenge. We know that she was spray paint on top of your outfit. That's a crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is the other challenge. She knew that. Well, she shouldn't know. But she took something that wasn't hers.
Monet X Change
And it wasn't the other girls either. It was the rooms.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, we can't rehash that again. We see differently on that, and we see differently on this as well. I think that. I think that Anya. I think that when Lexi was asking was the time to. Was the time to speak up about it. And I think. And I think. And I think Lexi. I think her feelings are valid about feeling that. Like, you're holding back from me and you're. Cause Also, also, y', all, in these design challenges, time is of the essence. You do not have a whole lot of time. And for someone who. Who has not won a design challenge on Drag Race, every minute that goes by, it's like you feel like your dreams are washing away. You're like, great. I just lost 45 minutes trying to. You know what I mean? It is a pressure cooker. This is what the show is built to be. So I think that Lexi is valuing. I had spray painted my outfit, and I left it there to dry, so now it's time.
Monet X Change
Who sprayed on my outfit, please? Oh, come on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Me and Arrietty. I thought you were kidding. Wait, who's the list of people who spray painted y'? All.
Monet X Change
Just come on, come on. Get the part, get the part.
Bob the Drag Queen
Listen, you're backed. Here it is, Here it is.
Monet X Change
Oh, it was your. Your brown outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was me and Arietti.
Jacob
Listen.
Monet X Change
Oh, it was your outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Your brown outfit.
Monet X Change
Cut. I can't remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
You see, you're playing it.
Monet X Change
No, it's being cut. The version I have is like. It's like jumping around. It's like jumping through it instead of playing the part.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think she said it was you, bitch. I think she was like, no, it was you also. You're the only.
Monet X Change
Maybe. Maybe she didn't say it was you, bitch. Maybe. Maybe she didn't.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was me.
Monet X Change
She said, what's Jed.
Libsyn Ads Narrator
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Jacob
It was you.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was your outfit. Your brown outfit. It was me and Arietti.
Monet X Change
Right, But I just sat here right behind you, and you turned away from
Bob the Drag Queen
me and ignored me.
Monet X Change
Okay, so she did not say it was you, bitch. But she's basically like. She's doing like, it was you as your brown outfit. You turned away from me. And she's making it seem like instead of saying you were giving me time to process my feelings, she was like, you were doing something. So I apologize. She did not say it was you, bitch. But she's like, you were doing something shady. You were trying to avoid me. You were trying to avoid accountability, and you're playing games.
Jacob
That's.
Monet X Change
She said she did some version of what I just said.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she said, I came to ask. You turned away from me and you were being avoidant, which, again, as someone who.
Monet X Change
And you're playing games now. You're not. You're avoiding. You're playing games.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, well, I mean, this is all avoidant behavior. She's accusing Anya of having avoidant behavior. Right. Cause Anya doesn't want to own up to it. She's not telling her in the moment, so. And as someone who is avoidant.
Monet X Change
Keep talking. I'm listening.
Bob the Drag Queen
As someone who is sometimes avoidant in fights and stressful situations, like, I display that behavior sometimes. And Lexi is clearly stressed out about this thing, but I don't think Lexi was. What I don't think was happening was Alexi was, like, trying to condemn her on. Because she was like, girl, I asked, and you literally turned away, and you did not say anything when I was in this room asking who did it. Also, you're the only one there with a brown outfit on. It was not. It didn't take rocket science to figure out who sprayed brown spray paint on my. On my tarp. Like, it was clear.
Monet X Change
You're the only one there. I think, from what I'm seeing is this. Lexi was obviously very emotional, and I think her emotions are incredibly valid. And I think that she was being like, I just want to know who did this. And Anya Nerve did not want to engage in. It seemed like Lexi was really, really emotional. It seemed like Anya did a little judgment call on herself. So I'm just gonna wait until this calms down a little bit. I will come up. I will come clean. As soon as she left, she's like, hey, guys, it was me. I did it. I'm gonna tell you what happened. And when she came back, she was like, now I'm gonna tell you. Now that you're back in the room, I'm gonna tell you again. And then. Then she got accused of playing games. And she was like, I'm not playing games. She goes, yes, you are. You're playing games. She's like, I'm not. And she's like, I just want you to. To own it. She goes, I am owning it. And she goes, just own it. She's like, I am owning. And I'm owning it right now. And she's like, you're playing games. And then it kind of just blew up from there, which. And they made up the next day. So I think both of them were always like, there was an honest accident made. There was a big burst of emotions, accusations of. Of accusations of, like, being nefarious or playing games or trying to do sneaky shit. And then that accusation really upset Anya Nerve because she's like, I'm not doing that. I just was. I just. It didn't send the right time. And then it all just kept snowballing from there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And I think that also what's probably upsetting Lexi, too, is that Anya's not offering any Way to help or fix the situation. Like, she said, I did it. And it's ne. And it's nothing. Like, also, I can try to XYZ or blah, blah, blah, or help you cut or hurt or there's nothing to help me figure out what you have damaged from me to competition that might send me in the bottom and go home from my dreams. So I think it's all of those emotions and feelings in this one moment. And that's why Lexi's getting so hyp hyper, because she is like, what am I gonna do now? And Anya still didn't come offer her.
Monet X Change
I think Anya should have certainly offered. Offered some form. Some form of restitution. Um, I was usually been like, how can I help you fix this? I always say a true apology comes with, like, acknowledgement and then, like, restitution. Like, how can I. How can I apply those motherfucking principles
Bob the Drag Queen
to this motherfucking podcast? How about that?
Monet X Change
I know you're not talking about apply. First of all, you can't get to the apology. I don't think I've ever heard an honest apology for you once in my life. Let's just start with that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, let's.
Monet X Change
Let's start with that.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's literally not.
Monet X Change
Let's start with that.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's literally not true.
Monet X Change
And do you want to apologize for lying right now?
Bob the Drag Queen
About what?
Monet X Change
Okay, see, they're in there. I rest my case. My. My case is resting. My case is taking a nap. It's resting so hard. My case is resting.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, you're so.
Monet X Change
My case is resting. You don't have to go anymore. My case is the defense.
Bob the Drag Queen
Rest.
Monet X Change
But obviously, like, you know, there's. I would say you need to offer some level of atonement, you know, at all. And she didn't offer that. The emotions were high.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was a gag. Jewish all the time. And, like, no, bitch is how you are.
Monet X Change
I remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think they should have dogpiled, make it a really good tv.
Monet X Change
Wow, that's crazy. Dog pound a black woman during Black is crazy. So Ariettia. So. So the next day, Lexi wants the three girls to go to a corner and work it on the remix, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
They all apologize, offering moments for them all to be able to talk it out, which is good.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And then they all apologize for their part. Everyone acknowledges their part. All three of them acknowledge their part. They all apologize. They all move on. But also, part of me was thinking to myself, like,
Bob the Drag Queen
oh, Lord, here go Messy Bob. A messy Bob we all know. Girl has a messy Bob. Here it comes.
Monet X Change
First of all, you literally just said you wish they all dogpiled on Anya. So who's messy? You're projecting is what you're doing. You just said you wish they all dog powder Anya for good tv. But I'm messy. That's very telling. But what I found interesting was like, when I. When I heard how the outfit was messed up, I was like, girl, just spray paint on top of it. Like, just spray paint.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree with that.
Monet X Change
When I spray paint on top of the spray paint. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was thinking it probably got cut
Monet X Change
in half or maybe something I glued to it or maybe, I don't know. I was like, girl, it is literally, by the way, at that point, it was still just a tarp. Yeah. It hadn't been sewn, it hadn't been cut. It was still just a tarp, girl. And then when I saw the outfit she was mad about,
Bob the Drag Queen
I was.
Monet X Change
When I saw the finished product, I said, this is what you was mad about.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, yeah. I was like, girl, just get blue spray paint and just spray on top of it. Yeah, I. I mean, your feelings are
Monet X Change
valid in the moment. Like, this is crazy, but also, like, it. I don't know that it needed to be all that ruined my outfit. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will say when we were. When Vanj and I were getting next to each other, she did cut one of my sponges for me, and it almost fucked up my entire shit. I think if Vanjie would have cut more of my top, honestly, I would have been in the top with my outfit. If Vanjie didn't, she tried to sabotage
Monet X Change
me if not win the challenge.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think so. I mean, you valid.
Monet X Change
Let's look at these outfits. So we have a lot of looks to get through. Monet. Let's. What's our plan? Are we going to do a quick yes? No. Are we going to go how in depth are we going on each of these looks?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think, I think, I think we have to Marie conduit. If one of these really sparks joint we really want to talk about, we should. And vice versa. One of these is really trash and we really got to get it out. We should. Otherwise, I think we should keep it moving.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Law Roach. I love Law Roach. This outfit. Now. I, I Law Roach. Is that because I was girl. This outfit was. Wow.
Monet X Change
It sounds like you. Whenever you tell someone you love something, like, you start off with saying, I love so and so. It sounds like you're about to be shady. To be honest, I don't like Michelle's outfit either.
Bob the Drag Queen
Actually, I don't have a strong opinion about it. I. I like the cutout. I think the. Like, the cutouts are cool.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I just say. I know that. What's. What are these boots? Not Jeffrey Campbell. What's this guy, Rick Owens?
Monet X Change
Rick Owens.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. These Rick Owens boots are popular. They're expensive. They're chic.
Monet X Change
I.
Bob the Drag Queen
Every time I see those shoes, I seldom think they're cute. Is that. Is that. Is. Is that a. Is that a. Is that a.
Monet X Change
It's a status thing. I think people put them on there. Like, look at me, I'm wearing Rick Owens. It feels like it's like, look, I'm wearing Rick Owens.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I. I don't get. I'm with you on that. Yeah. I don't get them.
Monet X Change
Anyway, let's go on to. Okay, Jacob. Some of you got to put some of these names.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is Crystal Chris is Crystal Envy.
Monet X Change
Got it. Okay. Can. Am I crazy? I did not like this puffer fish look.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't like it either at all. I agree. I did not think it was cute. I did not like this puffer fish look. Also, you're a puffer fish. I know. It's like a deconstructed puffer fish. You're trying to make it fashion. But it was like a sad, deflated puffer.
Monet X Change
Well, it ended up inflating over time, but I don't care because the inflation wasn't cool enough. I'm so sick of this original Barbie look. I'm sick of seeing queens. I'm the original Barbie. I don't care. It's not an impressive look, and I don't care about the reference, quite frankly. But her third look did look really cute, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought the look she made there was very good. But her thinking that she's going to be in the.
Monet X Change
Although not even her.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have to say, these girls are always delusional about the top and the bottom, but thinking that she was going to be in the top with all these, which I guess she was one of the top ones up there. But I. I only thought her third one was great. I did not like the first two.
Monet X Change
And these. This nod to the armadillo shoe is so hideous, it. Her feet look ridiculous. These shoes look stupid.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I did not enjoy this. I did not enjoy this whatsoever.
Monet X Change
Let's go to Jewel Sparkle, shall we?
Bob the Drag Queen
Jewel Sparkle. I thought her first look was terrible. That big chain around her waist looked ridiculous. Um, her second, her seat slug. I thought this was cool. I thought this. I I love that they put the lighter color in the middle so she gives her more. More silhouette. And once she made that, I think it was fine. It was fine.
Monet X Change
Ricondo, you really went in all three. This is. You felt. You really felt called. Yeah, I agree. I don't care. I don't care for this. This first look. I really think her C slug looks. Looks really cool. It makes her body look so nice. The curve is such a beautiful silhouette. And her third look is. Yeah, is perfectly fine. Let's go on to Lydia Butthole Collins. Can I just go ahead and say I don't think I care for Lydia's dragon? Like, I'm looking at it as like a wide thing. Like, pretty consistent across the board. She got some pretty bad construction on a lot of her garments.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's not great. She's one of those girls that always tried to be kooky. Like with the cock socks on her first on her bathing suit. To be like, oh, this is. This is. This is weird and cool.
Monet X Change
I mean, I do like her bathing suit actually. Did she, like make herself more pale? She looks like a ghost.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know.
Monet X Change
Is she wearing makeup on her legs? No.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think maybe just the way that shot is with the camera.
Monet X Change
She looks pale, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Being the jockey of an anglerfish or anglerfish again. I think she's always trying to be interesting and make it look cool. I think this was an interesting take. But I also didn't love this.
Monet X Change
And her design and her third look is just bad. This is a bad look. The look she made there is not good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her and her little boyfriend. Let's talk about Ms. Sam Star, the yellow polka dot bikini trash.
Jacob
What?
Monet X Change
I like it. And the thing is, bathing suits are gonna be kind of hard to make fierce. Like, they're so simple. But I think she looks cute. I like the hair. I think she looks good. I like this outfit.
Shannon Maldonado
Actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
The viper fish was dope.
Monet X Change
I didn't like the viper fish. I thought I was crazy. Cause everyone liked it so much. I did not care for this viper fish.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was cool, Bob.
Monet X Change
I don't like it.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I've. Okay, I have gone. I wanna pit stop. I've gone back and forth about this look. I am back too. I hate it. I think what it is. I wish that she would incorporated the bags into this like diagonal thing. Going up a little more. As opposed to be like skirt, corset, shoulder. Like, I hate that. It's like, I wish that the green. The bags would have went up in some way. And I don't love the hair. I don't think I like this. I don't understand how this was in the top.
Monet X Change
So I think this has moments. I think that if the bags got less. As they went to the top and even started to open up, and then the. The. The corset was covered in plastic bags that were empty, and you didn't have this big shelf going off the edge, it would have been cool. And then the bag start to fill up again as they go onto the shoulder. I think that's what. I think that's what we're looking for. I think that would make it more cohesive as opposed to her just wearing a corset and then put. Because obviously she clearly did not make that corset. That corset was probably in the. In the. In the big bag. Of course, y' all don't know this, but, like, when you get a drag race, when you get a design challenge, they just. They just give you a big box of corsets and you just shop through them and grab the ones you want.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's a corset and bras. Yeah, especially.
Monet X Change
Especially for non conventional fabric materials because you. You need. You need a base to put your stuff on. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
So I think that could have actually made the ch.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I prefer a tenor or a sopranos for my.
Monet X Change
What did I say? A bass. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's go on to the onion. Nerve.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you knowledge how good that was on your nerve?
Monet X Change
Her first look, she looked 99 years old. Why does she look so old in this first look?
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, this looked like. Phaedra Parks is a sad liturgical dancing whore who presides over the gates of hell. I think this is one of. This is such an old, nasty look. She looks like old dilapidated Storm. It looked like Storm from. Not the MCU from the fucking. It's just so bad. I hate this, the first look scene so much.
Monet X Change
It's not good. Let's go on her African Sea star. I love this African sea star. It looks so cool. It looks amazing. The hair, the colors, the shape. She really sold it. I really love this look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, this is cool. And to go with this kind of this pant shape, I think was really interesting and really fun. And I thought. I like.
Monet X Change
Very Bowie esque.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I. I really enjoyed this look. And her third look was fine. The colors were so muted, like all this, like these dark brown and green. You can't really see any texture because it's so dark. And I thought it was. It was. It was. It was. It was safe, though. I mean, I think this. The look alone, if I had to get this all together, this would be lil. Safe for me altogether.
Monet X Change
I wouldn't. I wouldn't make. Yeah, I. I agree, but that. But. But. But actually bring it up to, like, a mid safe, because I. I like this African starfish. It's actually one of my favorites. Let's go on to Arrietty.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fuck you.
Monet X Change
This bathing suit is so good. This lionfish is so good. Her eleganza is so good. She bodied literally everybody in literally every single category.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lightyear is beyond everyone, in my humble and honest opinion. And y', all, when you do these ball challenges, you have roughly 30 to 45 minutes to change your outfit, your hair, and your makeup between all of these. Right? So to do full makeup changes, going from blue to what she did with the lionfish with, like, all these things, I think it is absolutely insane. And I haven't seen a lot of discourse about, like, that makeup thing. And people should know that. That is very impressive to do that between each category.
Monet X Change
But also, future girls, you should know, if you go to Drag Race and they tell you have 30 minutes, they'll wait for you. They don't want you to know that, but they will wait for you.
Bob the Drag Queen
They will. That might be true.
Monet X Change
That's not true. They'll wait.
Bob the Drag Queen
Valentina, we fully started a Runway without her.
Monet X Change
But did she make it to the Runway?
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
Monet X Change
She didn't even walk the Runway at all.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she did walk the Runway, but it was by chance, like, she happened.
Monet X Change
So they waited.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, we started the Runway, and Valentina was supposed to be second. She ended up going last because she, like, she made it in time to the Runway for the last. To be the last person. I think they made it.
Monet X Change
I think that she didn't have to go second.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that the show wanted the drama of Valentina missing in the Runway because everyone. It was at that point, that whole thing about Valentina's always late. She eats red M and M. She makes everyone wait for her. So I think the show wanted the drama of Valentina missing the Runway. That would have been. Oh, shit. If Valentina missed the Runway, that would have been so good.
Monet X Change
But did they wait at all? Like, was there any. Were they. Did they wait as long as they could and they started it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we waited for about 10 minutes, and then they waited for 10 minutes. Okay, y' all listen to Bob if y' all want to. The show is trying to. Is trying to make drama and get more. Get to get creative. So you will be the girl that will miss the runaway and be sent home.
Monet X Change
So y', all.
Bob the Drag Queen
Season 18, 19, 20.
Monet X Change
Listen to Bob. Yeah, go ahead. Listen to Bob. They waited for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bob, Bob. Bob has his hundred thousand dollars. Bob has it Septum on his crown. Bob has it where they waited for me.
Monet X Change
They were like. They were like, we need to go
Bob the Drag Queen
to the Runway right now.
Monet X Change
Say, I need to use the bathroom. They said, no, we're going now. I said, I need to use the bathroom. They said, we're going now. And then you know what I did? I went and used the bathroom. And yes, they did. They waited.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, y' all listen to Bob if y' all want to go ahead.
Monet X Change
It depends on who you are. They wouldn't have waited for Monet but for Big Bobby hoes. Wait.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would say also, Arrietty's lionfish is my favorite look of the, like, the way it moved on the Runway. It's my favorite look of the entire episode. I thought it was so good.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Susie Toot. This swimwear is really upsetting me. What? I hate it so much.
Bob the Drag Queen
I liked it, weirdly, I liked it.
Monet X Change
I really hate it. I really don't like the reference. I Sometime for me, drag is too referential. Like, a reference here and there is fine. But at what point are you just doing cosplay? You know what I mean? At what point are you just doing cosplay?
Bob the Drag Queen
But I think her POV is a specific period, so you kind of like to hit us over the head with it. You kind of have to do that.
Monet X Change
I don't like it. I like her octopus look. I think her octopus look is really, really cool. And I really loathe the eleganza looks she made there. Loathing I. The hairline enough is to piss me off. The headband over the hairline is enough to piss me off.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I feel like this is. I don't even understand what it's supposed to be. Is that supposed to be goggles on her head?
Monet X Change
I have no clue. You like her octopus look, though?
Bob the Drag Queen
Her octopus look was great. This design look was garbage.
Monet X Change
Move on to Corey King. Your drag daughter still wearing them shoes
Bob the Drag Queen
RuPaul told her asses to stop wearing.
Monet X Change
So she came out as left shark, and then she put on her Katy Perry look.
Bob the Drag Queen
What is it called? Left shark.
Monet X Change
Left.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why is it left?
Monet X Change
Because there was a shark standing to Katy Perry's left.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay?
Monet X Change
That's the whole story. It was literally a shark standing Left to Katy Perry dancing in the wrong direction. Um, then she was a Mandarin fish. I love this look so much.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think her modeling, it was really distracting. Like she's trying to do all this stuff like swinging the cape and getting down. I was like, girl, yes, you can sell the garment, but it gets to a point where it gets very distracting. Wait, you said that you like her first look. Her Katy Perry look.
Monet X Change
It's fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought it was fine.
Monet X Change
Again, it's too referential. And I can see her breastplate from the side. I get sick. I get sick of the cosplay sometimes. I don't want to see. I don't want to see. You just like Katy Perry. I didn't love it when I saw Katy Perry. I was like, it's cool when Katy Perry did it. It's not so fucking iconic that we need to recreate the look. That's how I felt about this fucking Barbie outfit. That Barbie fucking bathing suit was not so fucking iconic that we all need to be remaking it. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
That's a lot of emotion, Bob.
Monet X Change
That's how I feel about Barbie. I think she. I'm with. I'm with. I'm with Michelle. Yeah, Barbie's cool. I'm enough. I don't care about this fucking Barbie shit anymore. You know, let's talk about. I see why Michelle was so fucking annoyed by all the barb. I get it now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Um, her design won there. I think the cording, what she did with the cording was nice. The rope in the front, but in the back it was kind of falling apart. And she tried to add like the blue little shoulder detail on the front thing. And this was not a great design look. This is not great.
Monet X Change
Why is she wearing these shoes?
Bob the Drag Queen
She girl. I think she's. Maybe she might be a big footed bitch. And I think that this is how she. This is one shoe she found that she feels comfortable with. She can walk in nicely that and she is also a bordello girl. And I was a bordello girl when I first started. But yeah, this is not good.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Acacia.
Bob the Drag Queen
Forgot I did read this first look. I liked the first look. What was so bad about it? What was so ill fitting?
Monet X Change
I agree. I could not see what this ill fitting thing they were talking about was. I was searching. I literally could not find it. Yeah, I think she looks great. I think that her hair looks great.
Jacob
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I genuinely think this is probably top four bathing suit looks.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would agree. I agree. I didn't Understand their whole thing with this. I thought this was a good look. Her second one was terrible. The feathers were. The skirt. The asymmetrical skirt thing was weird. The feathers were supposed to stick out to give this illusion of this kind of like the Lion King fish that aerated it. But they were sad and falling.
Monet X Change
Lion King fish is crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, what is it? Lionfish.
Monet X Change
What do you say about my bruda? What would you say about my bruh? Duh. No, I agree. This sea feather fish is not cute. And her, her, her look she made there is like, it's fine. It's more bad than it is good, but it's not so bad that it merits being in the bottom two.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I agree.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to the look that was gonna. If they didn't get spray paint on, it would have made her win the whole season. The judges would have gagged so hard, they would have fell out of their seats. So first of all, her bathing suit is fine. It's cute. I like it. It's a good idea. I feel like we've seen it. Didn't Valentina do this?
Bob the Drag Queen
Basically, she just had two sensor bars. No one had a merkin like what Lexi has.
Monet X Change
I feel we. We seen version of it. We saw the little. We saw the little black dress with Mick. We saw the censored with Valentina. It's kind of. Anyway, it looks. It's a cool idea. Her jellyfish is fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like the jellyfish.
Monet X Change
Huh?
Bob the Drag Queen
I like. Yeah, I thought jellyfish was cool and a cool way.
Monet X Change
It's cool. It's cool. This tarp is sending me to the moon.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like the tarp. I think it's all of it together. I like, because I think she's supposed to be like, what it is. She's an ocean, right? With lily pads on it and flowers. Like, she's like a body of water that has lily pads and flowers floating on it. And I think the hair works well. She embellish the shoes. I actually like this. I don't think it's one of the best ones made, but I think it's a cool look. I like this look a lot.
Monet X Change
Are they on the leopards in the ocean?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, not in the ocean. Sorry. But in, like, a river or like a lake, whatever. I don't know what the fuck where like. But, you know, I, I, I get what this is supposed to be giving. And I like it. I like it.
Monet X Change
All right, um, let's move on to Harmona Lisa. This bathing suit she needs to go to prison for this literal prison? Yeah, literal prison.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Harmona. Yeah. This is not great. This is not great. The peplum bathing suit. I don't know what I mean with the swimming cap. I think I know what era she's trying to evoke. This is what, like 50s ish esque with the nose thing. But I did not enjoy this look.
Monet X Change
Her leafy sea dragon I can't look at. I mean, I can't. But like, she really found what she likes and she said, I'm not doing nothing else. If you would have not told, I would never in a million years think this outfit had anything to do with. With an animal of the ocean.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would agree. I would agree. She just literally took the colors of it maybe and made a gun out of it. Like, and Asia brought up a really good point of the pit stop is like, if you, if you. If you know. Because you kind of. I mean, you don't always know, but you can piece together what categories may be together for a ball. Like, make sure those two are completely away from a silhouette that you would make. Right. So that when you so afford the design one, you make what you know. And she should have done that because, like, having a gown that she's worn for the past episodes again was wild.
Monet X Change
And I actually like her dress that she made there. I thought it was pretty cute. What I thought, I like it, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
She looked like she's smuggling bbls in that thing. It was so lopsy lopsided and weird looking.
Monet X Change
No, it would have made sense again if she would actually made her petticoat out of multiple layers. Like, the bags at the top are less full and they get more full. And they get more full. They get more full. You can actually see the bags at the bottom. I think would have made it. Would have made it look fine. But I mean, it's fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is.
Monet X Change
It is. I will say this. It is very safe. I'll. I'll give them that. It is very, very safe. But it's. It's fine though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wow. You're a fucking hormone Lisa apologist. Let's go on to Ms. Lana Jarret, which we. We don't end talk. We need to talk about the drama around this look. But I thought this was fine. She's just showing. She's just wearing literally a bathing suit.
Monet X Change
Probably is going to go to prison for this bathing suit. Yeah, it was kind of not just okay. Okay is crazy. You saying it's okay is crazy. I. I think Lana Jarre literally just went to H and M and bought a bathing suit. And went on RuPaul's Drag Race in it. And if she did not, someone made her the most basic bathing suit of all time and sent her on RuPaul's Drag Race in it. That is crazy to me. It, it would have been much, it would have been much more interesting to see her come out there and do a naked thing like Lexi. Like Lexi Love did. This bathing suit is criminal.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. It wasn't great. It was not great. I mean, again, does her body look incredible? Yes. Does she look sexy? Yes. But this was, there was nothing too exciting about this. It was, it was this, this was an H and M. So this was an Amazon purchase and she just wore it down the Runway. It's kind of. Yeah, it's a little wild, but I like the shoes of water.
Monet X Change
Yeah, that's true. Why? I thought the sea urchin looked really cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agreed. Girl, sea urchins have like a million spikes. There weren't enough spikes on it anymore.
Monet X Change
I like it. It's a nod to it. You get what's going on. I like it.
Bob the Drag Queen
This, you look at this and you think sea urchin.
Monet X Change
In context, yes, in context, yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wouldn't, I would think it was something else.
Monet X Change
She doesn't have, she doesn't have like vivacious level spikes. You know what I mean? And this last look is pitiful. My God. I see why she felt defeated out there, why she looked defeated. I'd be defeated in this outfit too. This thing is horrible.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it was pretty bad. It wasn't good at all. And you know, I know she's not a padding girly, but a lot of this would benefit from just a little hippage or a little more corset. Like I say this all the time, bitch. Naomi Smalls wears corsets, okay? And it just gives her more proport proportion to it, feminizes her body more. She looks like a little boy that wore the made outfit. Like, mom, look at me on this, on this third look on Drag Race. It's. It's horrible.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean, this thing, like if, if you're not. Here's the thing about girls who don't pad. If you're not going to pad, you have to dress in a really certain way, right? You can't wear something that a paddock queen would wear, cuz you don't have the body for it. Right? I mean, you can, you can do whatever you want, but you have to accept the critique when you get it. So her legs, look her, her torso looks so long. This makes her legs look, short somehow. This is. This is abysmal. This look is abysmal.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I do not enjoy this. I do not like it. And she was rightfully deserved to be the bottom. Okay, who do you think. Who are the bottom queens to you?
Monet X Change
For me, the bottom queens are. Let me just scroll through real quick. For me, the bottom queens are Lana Jarre. They got it right. Lana Jarret and Harmona. They gotta write for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think so.
Monet X Change
Yeah. But I would have taken out Acacia and put in Corey and put in Lydia Butthole.
Bob the Drag Queen
Really? Over Corey?
Monet X Change
No, Corey was in the bottom. It was Acacia.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I'm saying. But I would have. Yeah, I'm saying if I would have swapped Lydia for Corey. Let's see, the first.
Monet X Change
Your daughter. You're an abusive mother. You're an abusive mother.
Jacob
I like.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I like Corey's first look more than Lydia. But holes. The one they made, the second one, Angler one versus her. Honestly, to me, they were the. They were equal. Because I think a little something about all.
Monet X Change
Yeah, be a couple in the bottom.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, a couple of losers. Because you know that shit is coming, right?
Monet X Change
Do you think there are a couple of losers? Do you think they both. Do you think they both lose Drag Race?
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I have to be honest. I don't see either Lydia or Corey winning Drag Race, if I'm being fair.
Monet X Change
You think they're a couple of losers anyway? Just ask the question. Do you think they're a couple of losers or not?
Bob the Drag Queen
Who had your favorite look?
Monet X Change
You never answer. I don't know what's wrong with you. I think that Arietty, literally her looks were the three best looks in every category. Every single category. She bodied everybody in every single category. Not even close, in my opinion. I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
But who was this? Who was the second one in your. You think it was Sam?
Monet X Change
Let me go back to Sam real quick. We need to put their names on here. Jacob, because I'm not there yet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sam is the 1, 2, 3.
Monet X Change
I think the Sea Slug. The Sea Slug is my second. Is my second favorite look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, who's Sea Slug?
Monet X Change
Jewel Sparkles.
Bob the Drag Queen
Really?
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but my second would have been Lexi.
Monet X Change
The tarp.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Are you being for real?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm being deadass. I think it all works with the big 70s hair and the tarte and the shoes. I think Lexi's. I'm talking about the package. The entire package overall. Like, who would I put second? I would have put Lexi. It would have been Lexi for me.
Monet X Change
Okay, work. Let's go into the judging. So Arrietty wins the challenge, which is obviously. That seemed so obvious. And then Lana, Jarre, Harmona, Lisa, and Acacia forgot of the bottom three, and the bottom two end up being Lana and Harmona. And immediately I think to myself, Harmona's cooked 100%.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, there's no way. Lana is not about to eat on this. On this Runway.
Monet X Change
To be fair, Lana didn't eat. She won. But she didn't eat.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I think the little leg back bend thing to her head was enough to be like, oh, wow, that's fierce.
Monet X Change
But she didn't eat. She won. She did not eat. Like, for example, what's her name? Ate. Who's the girl who sent home Lydia.
Bob the Drag Queen
Behold.
Monet X Change
Who's the girl who sent home Marcia. Marcia. Marcia.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Anitra.
Monet X Change
Anitra. That was a lip synth she ate.
Bob the Drag Queen
I need to watch it.
Monet X Change
I don't remember that, by the way. And they were both good. Like, Marsha. People don't give Marsha credit. Marsha did her. Did her big one. Anetra went crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, like, kind of like with, like, me and Dusty Roy. Dusty Ray really did a good job. But Monet exchange is better than her.
Monet X Change
Wow, that's so uncalled for. So uncalled for.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love Dusty. I love Dusty.
Monet X Change
I love you, girl. Monet, who's going to win RuPaul's Drag Race season? Actually, I can't ask you because you, you know stuff, but I'm going to say right now, the winner is still Suzanne Tooth.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cerulean.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Monet X Change
And it's going to come to a point. Sam and Crystal cannot make it to the finale. Sam's going to edge out Crystal for sure. So Sam's making to the finale. So the top two, I don't have three yet, but the top two are going to be Sam. No, the top three are going to be Lexi, Sam, and Tooth.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think the top three are going to. Also, by the way, I'm only one episode ahead. By the way, we have to record more episodes. I'm only one episode. Um, I think my top three would be Lexi, Susie, Toot.
Monet X Change
Don't just say my answers.
Shannon Maldonado
And
Monet X Change
you can't say Sam Jewel Sparkle. Ok. Yeah, don't say my answer. Make sure you don't say that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyways, don't copy.
Monet X Change
Don't copy my work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyways. I'll see you in a tux, you fucking raggedy ass bitch.
Monet X Change
Also, and to those of you, we're going to address the Patreon drama over Monet's abysmal embarrassing loss during our trivia episode.
Bob the Drag Queen
You mean when you and your boyfriend literally cheat?
Monet X Change
We'll see you all boyfriend fucking cheat. We'll see you there. Goodbye.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah,
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Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Date: February 12, 2025
In this episode, Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen recaps and roast RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 17, Episode 6, “Let’s Get Sea Sickening Ball.” The queens discuss the highs, lows, and drama of the triple runway ball challenge, relive iconic moments, dissect the brewing tensions between contestants, and give their unfiltered fashion critiques. As always, their banter is rapid-fire, hilarious, and irreverent; no queen, judge, or fan is safe from their shade. Notable storylines include a dramatic spray-paint accident, the pressure of unconventional materials, and strong opinions on who’s slaying the competition.
Format:
Each queen presented three looks (swimwear, sea creature, unconventional). Bob & Monét give their signature “Toot & Boot” commentary, peppered with quips and brutal honesty.
Arrietty:
Crystal Envy:
Jewel Sparkle:
Lydia Butthole Collins:
Sam Star:
Anya Nerve:
Lexi:
Susie Toot:
Corey King:
Acacia:
Lana Jarre:
Harmona Lisa:
Sibling Watchery delivers signature laughter, honesty, and deep fandom nerdiness—but still pulls no punches. Bob and Monét are hilariously shady, knowledgeable, and always ready to call out the madness (“criminal swimsuits” and “pitiful” last looks) while celebrating showgirl ingenuity. Their chemistry keeps the episode crackling, and their knowledge of Drag Race herstory roots the commentary in lived experience.
For Drag Race fans and newbies alike, this recap is (as always) one-part fashion police, one-part reality show therapist, and all parts riotous sibling rivalry.