Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S17 E7 "Snatch Game"

Summary

Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S17 E7 "Snatch Game"

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: February 19, 2025
Episode Theme:
This episode of Sibling Watchery is a hilarious, incisive recap and critique of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 17, Episode 7, focusing on the "Snatch Game." Bob and Monét—both seasoned Snatch Game competitors—break down the episode's drama, the queens' character choices, performances, and runways with their trademark chemistry, sharp wit, and deep Drag Race expertise.

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Main Discussion Points

1. Opening Chit-Chat & Setting Expectations (01:04–04:23)

• Playful banter about Bob’s outfit, college classes, and Bob’s upcoming book tour.
• Monét jokes about Bob’s and Jacob’s birthday plans clashing with her own events.
• Bob and Monét clarify that this is "Sibling Watchery" (their recap format) and not their usual rivalry episode.

Quote:
Monét: "You and Jacob are not invited. The invitations have been rescinded, so no need to worry about it." (04:17)

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2. Their Qualifications to Judge Snatch Game (04:23–04:50)

• Bob asserts his "default winner" status, while Monét notes her three Snatch Games with both highs and lows.
• They agree their combined perspectives cover every possible Ru Girl experience with the challenge.

Quote:
Bob: “A breadth of experience, if you will.” (04:48)

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3. Early Episode Drama: Post-Elimination Energy (04:50–08:38)

• Discussion of Corey’s notorious laughter after Harmona’s elimination; Monét predicts villain status for Harmona.
• The running joke about Drag Race queens’ wigs ("bobs") and their DNA.
• Revelations about cast tensions and fan discourse: “You stupid, dumb bitches. You clearly don’t watch the show, you fucking idiots.” (Monét, 06:26)
• Sidebar: Tamar Braxton’s accidental Drag Race meme and a viral TS Madison party video.

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4. Snatch Game Anticipation & Format Discussion (11:09–12:20)

• Monét asks if Bob is tired of Snatch Game; both agree it should always be a Drag Race staple.
• Bob muses about the future of Drag Race post-RuPaul.

Quote:
Bob: “The two things that absolutely cannot change in Drag Race are lip sync for your life and Snatch Game... Anything else is up for debate!” (11:17)

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5. Character Choices: Who Did What? (12:46–13:16)

• Quick rundown:
  • Anya: Eddie Murphy
  • Acacia: Trisha Paytas
  • Susie Toot: Ellen Green (but really played Audrey from Little Shop)
  • Corey King: Big Ang
  • Butthole: David Lynch
  • Lexi: Gilbert Gottfried
  • Arietty: Cupid
  • Sam: “Pageant lady”
  • Lana: Rosa Parks

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6. Work Room Observations & RuPaul’s Advice (14:01–15:15)

• Snark at RuPaul’s “bad advice” sometimes pushing queens out of their comfort zone with risky character picks.
• Alyssa Edwards’ cameo as guest judge; Bob throws his hat in the ring as a future walkthrough guest.

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In-Depth Snatch Game Performance Critique

Character-by-Character Breakdowns (22:43–43:49)

Lexi (Gilbert Gottfried)

• Quit mid-answer, voice not on point, “giving up” energy.
• Bob: "Everyone knows we don’t start over in Snatch Game, mama." (22:36)
• Judges oddly praise her flop—Bob and Monét are baffled, calling it "crazy wild" (61:12).

Acacia (Trisha Paytas)

• Character missed signature voice/giggles; look failed to out-drag an already “draggy” real-world Trisha.
• Monét: "To do Trisha Paytas and not do her voice? It’s tough." (22:55)

Susie Toot (Ellen Green/Audrey)

• Strong scissors/lisp joke, but overall performance underwhelming. Overhyped herself, didn’t deliver.
• Bob: "Someone lied to her several times and she bombed the fucking Snatch Game!" (26:29)
• Discussed the difference between Ellen Green and character Audrey—revealing a knowledge gap.

Sam Starr (“Pageant coach”)

• Even without knowing the reference, both agree Sam was genuinely funny.
• Example of “make them laugh, even if they don’t know the character” (28:19–28:40).

Lana Jarret (Rosa Parks)

• Based whole set on repeating the "bus" joke. Missed obvious improv: moving to the front seat would kill.
• Bob: "She could have. That one joke would have carried her girl three, four questions." (33:29)
• Monét: "If that one sentence was your Achilles heel, then why did you even fucking do that character?" (30:00)

Corey King (Big Ang)

• Delivered a fun, well-studied impression. Both hosts called out slight missed jokes about smoking (correct bum-line: "I don’t smoke anymore... I don’t smoke any less.").
• "When she said, I'm black too—great line." (34:40)

Crystal Envy (Nicole Richie)

• Hosts critique her makeup as "grotesque" and her choice as uninspired.
• Bob: "Nicole Richie is not a good choice, in my humble opinion." (37:30)
• Side debate—Nicole Richie’s background and drag interpretations.

Jules Sparkle

• Breakout star! Flawless comedy instincts, physicality, and quick wit. "Did not hesitate, did not take a breath." (38:36)
• Bob: "She might actually be a comedy queen. Like, she was really impressive." (39:23)

Anya Nerve (Eddie Murphy)

• Showstopper: looked and sounded just like Eddie, managed improvisational hiccups with brilliance.
• Monét: "Anya Nerve fucking ate it up. So got Eddie Murphy down." (40:02)

Lydia Butthole Collins (David Lynch)

• Performance regarded as “fine,” but little reference for most, laughs felt unearned.

Arietty (Cupid)

• Bizarre character explanation ("because I'm a baby"). Both hosts rip into it as totally nonsensical.
• Bob: “It does not make sense, it is not funny, it is uncomfortable to watch… and it hurt my feelings.” (42:49)

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Standout Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Susie Toot’s flop:
  Monét: "Somebody lied to her several times, and she bombed the fucking Snatch Game." (26:29)

• On Lana’s Rosa Parks:
  Bob (on missed comedy opportunities): "She should have stood up, grabbed her bag and just pulled her whole chair and moved… and I’m not moving." (32:13)

• On the judges praising Lexi’s Snatch Game:
  Bob: “Putting her in the top for that shit was wild. Crazy, wild.” (61:16)

• On Jules Sparkle:
  Bob: "She was so fast… Endlessly impressed by that." (39:28)

• On the theme of flop-to-fan-favorite:
  Monét: "You know, this is why y’ all tune into Sibling Rivalry. Because y’ all get the gods. The gospel truth about these motherfucking opinions you show." (43:55)

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The Runway: “Nailed It” (48:46–59:27)

Highlights:

• Acacia – Swiss army knife nails; clever take, 80s Beverly Hills drag.
• Susie Toot – Iron Maiden-inspired reveal; best look of the night. (50:06)
• Lexi Love – “Fine,” did not wow Bob or Monét.
• Sam Star – Copier of Trinity's famous “plastic surgery” runway look from All Stars.
• Lana Jaret – Lingerie-inspired; critique over which finger the design celebrated.
• Corey King – Mime with basic French manicure; baffling and poorly executed. (54:12–55:31)
• Crystal Envy – Werewolf hybrid; Monét talks Bob into disliking it more.
• Jules Sparkle – Metallic “bionic spine” tribute; deeply personal and praised.
• Lydia Butthole Collins – Nails-on-fingers headpiece; divisive but bold.
• Arietty – Four-armed cat effect; well received.
• Anya Nerve – 3D nails in hair; shirt too baggy but overall “cool.”

Quote:
Monét: “Choosing to do the most basic manicure in the history of manicures on the nail challenge is crazy.” (54:12)

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Judging & Critique Controversy (60:10–62:35)

• Judges’ logic called into question—especially regarding Snatch Game performances.
• Hosts rail against the panel for rewarding Lexi for “flopping funny.”
• Praise for Jules and Anya, confusion over Sam and Crystal critiques.
• Call for more consistency: “This is Snatch Game. I’m not supposed to be me.” (61:56)

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Lip Sync & Final Decisions (65:08–66:08)

• Bottom Two: Crystal Envy & Lana Jarret.
• Lana survives after a tight “Nicki Minaj’s ‘Lookin Ass’” lipsync; wig fall surprise recovery solidifies the win.

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Season Predictions & Finale Forecast (66:08–67:59)

• Both pick Anya Nerve as new presumed front-runner to win S17.
• Bob’s top three: Anya Nerve, Susie Toot, and Sam Star.
• Monét’s top three: Anya Nerve, Susie Toot, Jules Sparkle.
• Acknowledgement that the season is unpredictable—possible “Bimini by Boulash” style late-comer surge for Lexi.

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Notable Callbacks and Easter Eggs

• Multiple references to previous Drag Race seasons and iconic moments.
• Commentary on coming up through the Drag Race system: “You do three Snatch Games and turn it out.”
• Running joke: “This is why y’all tune into Sibling Rivalry… you get the Gospel Truth!”

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Standout Timestamps

• Snatch Game breakdown: 13:16–43:49
• Big Ang impressions & smoking joke: 34:31–35:16
• Rosa Parks critique & aisle-move gag: 32:13–33:40
• Jules Sparkle as breakout queen: 38:13–39:40
• Critique meltdown and safe/top confusion: 60:10–62:35

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Conclusion & Tone

This episode is a classic Bob and Monét performance: uproariously funny, smart, and occasionally savage in their analysis. They bring insider knowledge, historic perspective, and personal experience, interspersed with good-natured ribbing and genuine affection for the show’s cast and viewers. The episode delivers in-depth, passionate critique for Drag Race superfans as well as casual watchers who want the honest, unfiltered take.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

Oh, look at you. You look. So what are you giving?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tenured college professor of African American studies.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's giving like Erica Badu is doing. She's.

[Jacob]

She's.

[Monet X Change]

She's teaching for a semester.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I a student?

[Monet X Change]

No, you're her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, so college professor.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but not tenure. This is like. This is like, you know when celebrities randomly come into your college to like, teach for a semester?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're like, yeah, Lil Kim taught at nyu.

[Monet X Change]

What does she. What does she teach?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think maybe hip hop. I have a hip hop course there.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my school didn't have any cool classes like that. Well, what do they have to teach my other classes? What do they have? At Columbus State University, we had a course on kissing. Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a kissing seminar. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Did French. Does French kissing? Obviously. Did it start in France?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I don't really remember all we learned in the course. And also I couldn't get in because it was so popular that the auditorium was packed and it was gonna be college students kissing on stage.

[Monet X Change]

So you didn't. So you didn't retain any of the information you learned?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't make it in. I didn't get in because it was packed. I came too late.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. So it's just a free for all. You just showed up. You could take the class.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was like you have. At my college, there were certain classes that you had to take in order to get, like, extra. Like a few extra credit. Like a few more credits or like.

[Monet X Change]

I forgot what they're called. They're called.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, something like this counts toward this many credits or something. Oh, one. One thing before we get started.

[Jacob]

Hold on.

[Monet X Change]

That picture on the couch is insane. I can't. I mean, that pillow is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like how you always talk shit when I leave the room because

[Monet X Change]

you're talking to me. Then you get up and it's just a picture of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I just want to tell everyone to go to readthedragqueen.com right now and get a copy of my book. We just sold out of the tickets to go see my book signing at the Strand, but I am still going to five other towns. I'll let you know what they are right now. You can still probably get tickets in one of the other towns, depending on when you're watching this. I will still be at the Charles Theater in Baltimore. I will be at the Rehab Bar and Grill in St. Louis. Auburn Avenue Research Library. Yeah, library. I stay in libraries now in Atlanta and at the Newhouse Hollywood in Los Angeles, where Monet doesn't know yet, but she will be moderating the conversation.

[Monet X Change]

What day is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The day you're free anyway. How about that? It's the day you're free. You're showing up and you're doing it, and you're going to be paid well, that's what's happening. And you all will see me and Monet on March 29 at the Newhouse Hollywood. I'm busy.

[Monet X Change]

Andy and I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every day. You're busy moderating the conversation.

[Monet X Change]

Andy and I, that's our date night. We do it the 29th every month.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy called me and was like. Andy was like, hey, do you want to come to Monet's birthday dinner? And I was like, well, I have to check my calendar. So he goes, you have to check the calendar for your best friend's birthday? I said, yeah, I have to check my calendar. I said, also, it's Jacob's birthday as well. And he was like, well, you guys should come. I was like, me and Jacob should cancel any plans to go to your partner's birthday. I should cancel my partner's birthday plans? Go to your partner's birthday plans. He's like, yeah, you should.

[Monet X Change]

But Jacob doesn't celebrate his birthday on his birthday, so what does it matter?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob celebrates his birthday when he wants to.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That being said, this is not sibling rivalry. This is sibling Washington.

[Monet X Change]

And I just want to say this. You and Jacob are not invited. The invitations have been rescinded, so no need to worry about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's fine. I understand. We are reviewing episode seven of RuPaul's Drag Race season 17 and we are playing. We are watching the Snatch Game. And I think that you and I are both well qualified to review Snatch Game, wouldn't you say?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, 100%. I've done three. You've done one. You won your first one. I did really well on two of them and bombed one. So you know what? I've had all the experiences you can have on smash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A breadth of experience, if you will.

[Monet X Change]

Right at the top of this episode, it was really gagging to me that Cory maniacally laughing at Harmona's elimination is gonna be the reason Harmona becomes a D.C. villain. Like, I was just like, jesus Christ.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, how many bobs are there? One's at Roscoe's.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I wrote down, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One's on set for Drag Race. There's another one somewhere else. Can we have one as a movie girl? Harmona, if you're listening, can we get one, too? And I want. I don't. Don't say no new one. I want one you use. I want DNA.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I want. I want the bob that you be sucking dick in, Harmona. That's the bob I want also, you know. You know, when married, so she. So she can't suck dick cause you married.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess I was thinking about multiple people. I was thinking about, like, a lot of dicks.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean? I want these same semen from the same guy all over and over in his head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't wear a wig when you suck dick. I feel like if you're married, you're like, I'm not wearing a wig. I'm just gonna. You're gonna get. You're gonna get whatever. Whatever nature gave me. Honey, no, he's. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

So because you're married, you're, like, devoid of, like, giving your partner an experience and, like. And, like, doing the extra. So you do it for a stranger, but not your partner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob and I don't wear wigs when we hook up.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. I seen Jacob. Jacob would be wearing that wig. What y' all be when you be. Obviously when you touring around.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One time I came home and Jacob was wearing this red, wavy. Actually, I have a video. I probably won't be able to find it. It's an old video of Jacob turning around to Rakaka Ti Ti Ta Ta. With this, like, red, wavy wig on.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. I thought. I was like, yeah. And you know what? And, guys, I remember when a few weeks ago, you and I said something like, oh, I didn't even know that Cory and Harmona didn't like each other. Well, you know, and all the fans are like, you stupid, dumb bitches. You clearly don't watch the show, you fucking idiots.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it was very much giving Dwell Tamar vibes.

[Monet X Change]

So I guess, you know, y' all are correct. Cause they clearly do not like each other. And Corey's letting that be known.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think that Tamar knows she's part of, like, the Drag Race, like, meme lore with that line that Alexis Michelle said to her?

[Monet X Change]

I don't think so. I think that's. I think it's too niche. I think it's too niche. By the way, you just seen a video of T.S. madison. I guess all a lot of the Atlanta girlies were hanging out TS Madison. A bunch of them were at Tamar's house, and Tamar was singing Vision of Love by Mariah Care. Have you seen this video going around?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

It starts with, TS is someone's mommy, by the way. The camera first goes on. It's just half of her face in the camera. And she, like, she turns around and Tamar Braxton is, like, going off singing Vision of Love. And everyone's like. They're like. I think they're at someone at her house or something. And it's a very cute video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you give us a little bit of Vision of Love?

[Monet X Change]

You treated me kind, sweetest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sick, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sweet Destiny, please stop changing my key. You couldn't. You couldn't manage the key I sang in, so I stepped it up. I. To quote Tay's best, I stepped my pussy up because you couldn't. I do too much because you do too little.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, we gotta get. Bob and I have a very long, busy day. We're already, like, behind, okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we get to spend the whole day together. Listen, Corey King looks like Spence Wa. Do you know Spence Wa on TikTok?

[Monet X Change]

No. Who's pointed this out?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Corey King looks like Spence Waugh.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know who. Spence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look up Spence Wall right now. Or maybe Jake could send it to the. To the group.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Put on the screen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Jay, put on the screen, too. Side by side, Corey King looks like Spence Watt. At someone pointed out. Now I can't unsee it Now I cannot see that. Corey King looks like the black version of Spence Wall.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know who's older, but Spence Watt sounds like a real. One of those highfalutin type of. Type of folks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His name is Spencer, but he goes like, Spence.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is Spence.

[Monet X Change]

No, he does not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People point it out now. I can't unsee it.

[Monet X Change]

I don't see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's part of who I am. Now. I will say this. I wrote this, and it may be too. You know, okay, it may be too early because I wrote this early on. I said, it's so lovely to see how nice Susie is to the other girls.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, baby, I already did some tweets about it. I was so mad watching Untucked. I was getting. I was getting. I was literally in here boiling. I was getting so annoyed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the beginning, Susie was being so nice. She was like, you know, congratulations, and it's so good to see. But, baby, this episode, she's in her cooling era.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And also, Samsar thinks that Jules is overhyping Lana for the lip sync. And I was like, I agree. Like, I think she was good at the lip sync. It was not bomb. This is not. Like, Lana did not assassinate her. Like, it was good, but Jules is over here. Jules is the type of friend that will put a big ass battery in your back. You do. You do. Like, one little kick night. You like. Oh, girl, you came out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ate that. You ate that.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, we don't need all that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Mateo, by the way. That's Mateo.

[Monet X Change]

That is Mateo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is who Mateo is. Like, no one's ever been as good as you. No one will ever be as good as you. Everyone else is garbage. I think you may be a. Can you do that little leg thing that she did?

[Monet X Change]

No, I mean, when I was a fetus. Oh, there she goes. Hold on. Ow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I didn't. My God, that's hard.

[Monet X Change]

That's really hard to do that pillow. Bob, you got to take that pillow out. I hate this pillow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

I hate this pillow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why? How about this side? Is that better?

[Monet X Change]

I like that side. That's a cute side. The other side is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, so Crystal thinks. Crystal think that she should have won. That she would have won if Arrietty had gone home last week.

[Monet X Change]

Um, no, I don't think so. I don't remember who I thought was Tom. I don't think it was Crystal, though. The only thing Crystal made nice was that. Was that. Was that her last thing? Her versing was fine and her second thing was fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to go back and look, to be honest, I can't. I can't really make any judgment. Cory's like, why do these girls walk around thinking they're great? Cory is like, why these girls think they're great? No shade. Corey, bitch.

[Jacob]

What do you think

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it is weird to be at the. To have been solidly safe except the time you were at the bottom and you're like, why y' all think y' all great? That's why you get Ukraine.

[Monet X Change]

And I think we can talk about it's the Snatch Game. Ru comes in, he says, it's the Snatch Game. Okay, I have a question. Are you over the Snatch Game?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Snatch Game is one of the things that I think needs to be a mainstay. And I will say the two things that absolutely, in my opinion, cannot change in Drag Race are lip sync for your life and Snatch Game. Anything else? Anything else up for debate? So RuPaul can go if RuPaul wants to go. I think the show could actually have a life without her. Yeah. I think that RuPaul has set up a great legacy. RuPaul. What she's done is an effective form of governance. Right? Where you set the government up so that when you leave, it can still operate without you.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so you usually the bobbleheads, then. And elect a new chancellor, because we're over you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And who's it going to be? And I want to tell you, as the vice president of the Monation, we have some complaints, too.

[Monet X Change]

You're vice president of Monation, bitch. By.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In what position do you think. First of all, I am the president of the fan club, ok? I don't think there's a single person in this world who knows more about you and your career than me. I am literally the Monet X change historian.

[Monet X Change]

No, it'd be Jay. Jay probably knows literally everybody, every single thing I've done. And I don't be knowing. Jay knows in every episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is going to be a Patreon exclusive. Me and Jay going toe to toe.

[Monet X Change]

Jay will eat you up. Jay will eat you up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think you know a lot about my career?

[Monet X Change]

I know. I know more about your career, bitch. I'll be talking about things that you don't even know in your career.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My. That's you. You don't know the TV shows you're on.

[Monet X Change]

And vice versa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, they're getting ready. Anya's doing Eddie Murphy. Acacia is doing Trisha Paytas. Susie Toot is doing Ellen Green. Cory King is doing Big Ang. Butthole is doing David lynch, who I looked at. I have not seen a single David lynch film ever.

[Monet X Change]

I know how to do. I know same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lexi's doing Gilbert Godfrey. Arietty wants to be Cupid. Sam wants to be this pageant lady who I've never heard of, but she does a good job. Lana's doing Rosa Parks, and I'm probably missing someone. Those ones I wrote down.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think that's it. Yeah, bitch. Just Anya. Just her practicing and saying little things in the workroom. I already think it's hysterical. I'm like, this is a great, great choice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So good, we're gonna get to Susie Toots. Terrible analysis of On Ya Nerve's performance during untucked. We're saving that for untucked, which will

[Monet X Change]

be on the page. Bob and I have a lot to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Horrible analysis, terrible analysis. Terrible. And you know what?

[Monet X Change]

You know, I have been a. I have been a Susie apologist. I have been, bro. And I admit, when the cast first came out, I'm like this fucking raggedy bitch from episode one. Susie captured my heart. I have been impressed by. She's been turning me out. I am turning the tide on Miss Toot tonight, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, Toot. The horn's not tooting anymore, but. So Butthole is nervous about her character choices. It was between David lynch and. What was the other choice she had? Oh, the lady from. The lady from Beetlejuice. Shit.

[Monet X Change]

Catherine o'. Hara.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Catherine o'. Hara, yeah. Yeah, between Catherine o' Hara and David Lynch. She chose David Lynch.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. With some guidance by RuPaul. I think that. I think that, you know, RuPaul be given the girls guidance and they. They. Which thank God, Anya didn't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's.

[Monet X Change]

Again, I will say, this is RuPaul's motherfucking show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

RuPaul.

[Monet X Change]

But sometimes RuPaul gives bad advice. Telling this bitch to play someone she

[Bob the Drag Queen]

has literally never heard of.

[Monet X Change]

The morning of the thing is crazy. RuPaul.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is bad advice. That is bad advice. I also will say this. Okay, so Alyssa Edwards walks through to do a chat through. I'm just saying. World of Wonder, straight to camera. I am available. I live in LA. I am free. I am available. Season 18 I'm available.

[Monet X Change]

Theron is literally calling you in as people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you listening in?

[Monet X Change]

I will say, when Lexi announced Gilbert Gottfried, I was very hopeful for her performance. I was like, okay. I think that's actually. It was so different than what I thought she would go. But as soon as Ru asked her about her voice getting tired and she said, we're gonna find out, I was like this. It's not going to be good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Gilbert Godfrey is a great choice.

[Monet X Change]

So good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my. A voice that is. That is instantly recognizable. He has a very strange voice, and he has a thick New York accent, and he's just his eyes are always closed.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But.

[Monet X Change]

And the same. She wasn't even. Because she was like, more doing this as opposed to, you know, I just don't know y'.

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All.

[Monet X Change]

Like, that's what Gilbert Godfrey is. She was doing it a weird affectation of it. It was weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. The thing about people like Gilbert Godfrey is even if you're doing a bad job, you still, you can. It's still like, if you're doing a bad Donald Trump, it's still recognizable as Donald Trump. If you're doing a bad Gilbert Godfrey, it's still recognizable as Gilbert Godfrey. Same with Eddie Murphy. Even if you're doing a bad Eddie Murphy because of his affectations are so specific in his laugh is so unique. It's still recognizable. So I will say, for the most part, these are some great choices.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say this out loud. Cupid is not a baby. Cupid looks like a baby in a lot of depictions. Cupid is not a baby. It's not a good lore.

[Monet X Change]

I don't get it, though. Like, where does that lore come from? I know Cupid from Xena, when that grown man used to play Cupid. That's what I know Cupid to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I think Cupid being a baby is this, like, people were taking cherubs. Somehow Cupid became a cherub. I don't know where this came from. And by the way, I don't think cherubs are babies either. I think cherubs have, like 18,000 eyes and, like, wings, like 15 wings, and they cover their faces and stuff. But somehow in these, like, depictions, these paintings of cherubs, they have become babies. And I think that somehow Cupid became Cupid, got crossed over with Christian art depictions of cherubs. And now Cupid's a baby in some depictions.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And.

[Monet X Change]

But I mean, I want to say this. Arietta is saying when RuPaul asks her why Cube is saying I'm a baby. I think it is the dumbest reason I have ever heard to do a character on stage. I think it is the most asinine thing that someone has said as to why they're choosing a character in Drag Race history, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because. Because I'm a baby. What? What does that mean? I'm gonna. She's a baby in real life, she's a baby. You know what that means? She's a baby.

[Monet X Change]

Like, you're not a baby in real life. Like, are you saying you're cute like a baby? Are you saying you're the baby of your family?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you saying she's a baby?

[Monet X Change]

Are you saying you're wearing diapers and people treat you like a baby in real life? Like, what does that even mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I'm a baby? How do you not understand that she's a baby? You can look at her and tell her she's obviously a baby. You haven't heard that before? What?

[Jacob]

There's, like, an episode of Broad City where the two girls, like, go to clean this guy's apartment. Like, they're getting paid to clean this man's apartment. And it's Fred Armisen. And at the end, he's like, I don't have money. I'm just a baby. Because he's, like, pretending to be, like, an adult infant. And, like, that's the idea. Like, I don't know. So I think it's become parlayed into greater culture to be like, oh, fuck. Like, I don't want to pay taxes. I'm just a baby. And, like, she's going, I don't know what I'm doing.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Arianny actually played Fred Arnold's nephew in that episode?

[Jacob]

Yeah, she guessed her it on before she got famous.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, see, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

This is where Bob and Jake. I think what Jacob thing is probably real. Now Bob is piling on, talking about, I did this, and then now Jacob is Broad City. Now, Jacob was Adams and Bob. I did not watch Broad City, but I would reckon that what Jacob is saying is a true thing. Now you're trying to do a bit on Jacob's truth, and now Jacob is doing a bit on the bit you did on his truth. So y' all are going to get with y'.

[Jacob]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Nonsense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please, you say free. Google it the way you Googled the Beyonce lyrics. Every time I ask you to do those, Google it. Just like you Google that y' all

[Monet X Change]

bitch bit Inception over here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, should we go on this next game, then?

[Monet X Change]

No, because I. I love how when RuPaul said a dragon Cordy King about them shoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, baby, that was so good. I'm obsessed set. That was so good. And, girl, throw those shoes in the garbage.

[Monet X Change]

And then she's dragging the shoes out, and then Cory is like, I got. And Alyssa's like, well, you know what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe, maybe she'll be dancing.

[Monet X Change]

RuPaul's like, she ain't dancing in the shoes. She's walking down the Runway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, it was great. The library was open, and Corey King got dragged with those shoes. And they are ugly shoes.

[Monet X Change]

Hideous, hideous shoes. All right, Corrie King, this is your sister, Auntie, Mother, whatever you want to call me. Calling. What's a. I have a plethora of shoes. I would love to gift you any, any type of shoe that you want. What size? I, I, I feel like Cory King and I are probably the same size.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cory look like she got a Cory like she got a big old ker. Foot monster.

[Monet X Change]

Giuseppe foot. Girl. Just, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cory King like she got them concrete slappers.

[Jacob]

Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just, just assuming.

[Monet X Change]

Shall we start?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. So Alyssa Edwards is a contestant along with a butt plug gay. AI, what do you think of the butt plug gay eye?

[Monet X Change]

I think it's fine. You know, that's fully probably Mandy's Lang saying

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that makes that they hired an

[Monet X Change]

actor to do Sounds like Mandy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It has a voiceover. I mean, I don't know Mandy like that. She started at the end of my season. So I don't know Mandy like that. You probably know her better than I do.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lexi is.

[Monet X Change]

I just say that that someone was clearly watching Monet slumber party when they had gay. AI, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mama, mama, Monet will be suing.

[Monet X Change]

Su will be. Baby, the paper's in the mail. RuPaul mailbox at a little $60 million house. There's a little, there's a little paperwork in there for you to look at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got your little $60 million house.

[Monet X Change]

That's your little $16 million house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what do you think about. What do you think about. Okay, Lexi is just like, im. I mean, within seconds, her entire world crumbles.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, giving up and answering in your first question is insane to me. Like, literally giving. I was gagged. I'm literally gagged right now. I was, I was, I couldn't believe she just in mid sentence was like, oh, fuck, what's going on?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I was floored. I was like, girl, there's no we. Girl, everyone knows we don't start over in Smash Game. Mama, you don't Start over.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, girl. It is. Yeah. It was tough. Tough to watch for me for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I also. So let's go. Should we go down the one by one Acacia forgot is doing Trisha Paytas and Trisha doesn't talk like that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Trisha has an. Like to do Trisha Paytas and not doing her voice. I think it's, it's, it's. It's tough. It's tough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also there's. There's not a lot of giggling. She's not playing it dumb. I think Trisha plays way dumber than she is. She's not playing dumb. She's not giggling. She's not confused.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was. I thought it was. I think. I think it's a very interesting way to pray Trisha Paytas, which I wish. I mean to. Why she doesn't, uh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She doesn't. She.

[Monet X Change]

I think she doesn't do bad by the way. Like she has answers that are fine. So I think that's why she's safe. She. It was not great. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She also doesn't look like Trisha Paytas at all.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, I don't ever think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Trisha's hair is bigger than the hair the queen was in. Which is, which is criminal. The drag queen version should be bigger than the real version. Right? Like Trisha Paytas is in full drag, y'. All.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, for sure. Which by the way, do you know what she just did? She just did a one night on Broadway. She just shoots. Oh, her one woman show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep.

[Jacob]

That's fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So there's a thing going on where like one of her old co hosts that she had that show with which they had like a sibling rivalry esque style show apparently, but. Except I think they really didn't like each other.

[Jacob]

Oh, really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I might be making that up. I didn't. I never watched the show. But he was like, you will never be on snl. And then she ended up on snl and then.

[Monet X Change]

Was that real?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did a guest part on snl. She. Not. Not. She wasn't ho. But she did like a bit. They did a bit about podcasts and Trisha Paytas was on snl like for a quick little. Little.

[Jacob]

Yeah, she's in a sketch for like a cameo.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I thought that was like a bit. I didn't realize she actually was on it. That's fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she really does SNL and she really did a Broadway show. She did a one night. A one night only Broadway special event, which means she could be eligible for Tony next year.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy. Can we do a one night on Broadway?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

God damn. I think we'd be fantastic, quite frankly.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry. I'm trying to pull the snatching character, so I make sure we go together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No worries. Well, I'll talk about one by one. So let's go to the next one. So next we have Susie Toot as Ellen Green. And I want to say this. I actually thought that her first scissors joke was pretty funny. Like the mispronouncing scissors with the weird affectation and the lift was funny. When she's like, what? She goes, scissors.

[Monet X Change]

And it's a picture of scissors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That part I actually thought was kind of funny. After that, it kind of went down.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know more about that. The only thing I know about Ellen Green is when I watch those tropical horrors. I don't know much about this woman's lore. I don't know how much of that was just her character, her characterization of Audrey as opposed to, like, this speech impediment this woman has. I don't really know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not how. Ellen Green doesn't talk like that. So she was doing the character Audrey from Little Shot. But to be clear, Ellen Green does. Wasn't she? At pushing up daisies? Right? No. Six feet under. Pushing up daisies.

[Monet X Change]

No pushing up daisies. I think Jason.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pushing up daisies. So Ellen Green, that is not how she speaks in. In her real life. She does not talk like that. That was the character she did specifically to play Audrey.

[Monet X Change]

So she was playing Ellen Green, but she was playing Audrey from. Because she couldn't. Because Audrey is a copywritten character. Yeah, got it. Okay. That makes more sense. The hair and the cheetah. Got it. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

That being said, I still didn't think it was. It was not a good. It was not good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Susie definitely talked herself up a lot. She was really like, I'm about to eat you, hoes. The up. Y' all about to get tooted all over. I'm about to fucking toot. I just tooted on them. Put your motherfucking horns up if you tooted on them. And she did not toot on anything. There was not a single toot to be heard or had in that entire scenario.

[Monet X Change]

Here's the thing about. About Ms. Suzy too, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's right. Monet said, oh, it's coming out. Hair's the thing.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm not saying. I'm not saying that. I just want this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just love you say hair. I love. You say hair's the thing.

[Monet X Change]

I have a lot more to say later. Think about someone like Bob the drag Queen, who's my best friend, who's a world famous drag queen. Bob talks a big game. Bob will gas himself up. Bob is literally has the confidence to fucking sink a battleship. Right? But Bob has the chops to match it up. Bob is very funny, and Bob will do a good job. Bob will talk shit about eating people up in the Snatch Game and do it by doing three fucking characters and turning it out. Susie, too, did not. She did not have the vernacular that she thinks she possesses. Somebody lied to her several times and she bombed the fucking Snatch Game. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pretty much. I will let Susie Toot know that she is a flapping horn, you know. But in her defense, she did eat the girlies up in a couple of comedy challenges. So I can see why she's a girl. I do this back home. You hoes don't know I have one doing this. You bitches should be shaking in your motherfucking boots right now. Because when I pull out that blonde wig and that motherfucking Cheetah Prince shirt, the smartest thing would be for you bitches to just walk off motherfucking set. Cause none of you will stand a motherfucking chance.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, not chance. No. Not. Who's Ellen Green?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A chance.

[Monet X Change]

A chance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she did not give what she thought she had gave.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Lexi. We already discussed Lexi Love.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, and then let's go on to Sam Starr, who is this pageant coach.

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Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And I think, I think she did a good job of, of, of using what she has, which is, which is her Southern accent and like, her Southern charm. She didn't try to, like, change it like she did and make some stupid voice that she did in the SNL thing. Like, she's Southern. She has a thick accent. She played into that. And I thought it was a good characterization. I, like, I didn't know this person, but I thought it was cute. It was funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. And without, without, without knowing who that woman was, I still laugh. She did a pretty good job. So I would say that she, honestly, she. She did a great job. She should be proud.

[Monet X Change]

Which is also something Susie said. She was like, she was saying, like, you know, people, like, when we get to a little bit after the thing, girl, she was like, people didn't know who my character was, so that's why they didn't laugh. I'm like, that has nothing to do with if it's fucking funny, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, everyone knows who Ellen Green is. I mean, everyone knows who Audrey is. She was like, if y' all had it. If you fucking uncultured swine had ever seen the tiny little indie film that no one ever heard of, even though it's been on Broadway and is currently off Broadway. And Jinx Monsoon played the role, which means that Drag Race fans would probably have a little bit of connection to it, because a very famous drag queen from Drag Race played it. If you uncultured pieces of shit would bother to look outside of yourself, you would have laughed. But you know what? You don't have culture. And that's why you weren't laughing, because you're stupid.

[Monet X Change]

Literally, though. Literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She doesn't really tune her on this episode.

[Monet X Change]

She is, girl. She is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Lana Jarret. Oh, my

[Jacob]

God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If your entire Snatch Game is based on one joke, girl, her whole Snatch Game was centered around her, at some point being able to look at RuPaul and say, is the bus still running? To think that you on Drag Race would be the first one to come up with this joke. And then once that was done, she's like, it's my whole game's upside down now because I couldn't make my one joke.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think that was a crutch. I think that she didn't prepare for more than that. And she was like. She just used that as saying, oh, yeah, that's why I. Like, that's why I got flustered. Cause you said it first, girl. If that's all it took for you for your entire character to fall apart, everything you're prepared to fall apart because of that one joke. If that's the only. If that one sentence was your Achilles heel, then why did you even fucking do that character? Do something else?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Michelle, something really smart. She goes, she could have done anything, and she chose to do nothing. That's true. And also, I want something to. Queen of Bronson said, She's like, we don't know what Rosa Parks voice sounds like. Yes, we do.

[Monet X Change]

I know Rosa Parks feel like she was so far away, though. But she was in the 60s, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rosa Parks passed away in 2005. Like, Rosa Parks has done countless interviews. Being like. I was like, we. She's like, we don't even know her voice. I'm like, yes, yes, we do. We absolutely know what Rosa Parks sounds like. Well.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that means we know what Picasso sound like. Cause Picasso died in the 70s. What did Picasso sound like?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, we could find out. I'm sure to find out what Picasso sounded like would not be that hard.

[Jacob]

That's the interviewer talking now. That's Picasso.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sound like some. Some guy.

[Monet X Change]

Can I say something? So ignorant. I am such an ignorant, dumb. In my mind. He spoke English, but he was Spanish, so why would he speak English?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He probably could speak English. He probably knew some English words.

[Monet X Change]

Probably. Probably.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was he Mexican or Spanish? He Mexican.

[Monet X Change]

He knows Spanish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's from Spain.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, cory.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He didn't speak english.

[Jacob]

He spoke spanish and french.

[Monet X Change]

I was. Oh, wait, no, I wasn't. Right. Yeah, she was bad. Horrible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was. It was so bad. It was so bad. And also she. I felt the first thing she should have done was got up and moved to the front. That would have. That should have been the.

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The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Before she said anything. Before RuPaul even got a chance to ask her, how do you like your seat? She should have stood up, grabbed her bag and just set. Moved some. Pulled her whole chair, moved over and be like, and I'm not moving. And then asked why. She goes, because I'm tired. Because I'm tired. And also she never. The one quote we know from Rosa Parks that she's tired. That's the one big quote that we all know from Rosa Parks. I'm tired. Why did you move? Cause I was tired.

[Monet X Change]

This is a first in draggers herstory. Bob the drag queen not competing on a season wins the Snatch Game. Of that. Of that. That is a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She would have got. Grabbed her whole chair moved, grabbed her thing, moved everyone over. How would that have been?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not joking. I'm in their tear. That is a brilliant fucking joke. That shit would have been.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I would have moved down to where Anya was, scooted everyone over and be like, uh huh, uh huh. Don't make me, don't make me boycott this bitch. I have this whole. I have this whole, listen, we boycotted for 19 motherfucking months. We'll boycott this bitch. Scoot down my.

[Monet X Change]

That would be so, so fucking funny, Bob. That is great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is the first thing I wrote. She should move down. She should move down. I look dick and I say, I look dick on the side. She doesn't move. This is so. She could have. She could have. That would have. That one joke would have carried her. Girl, three, four questions.

[Monet X Change]

That would have been one of the most iconic things in Drag Race her series. She did that. That would be crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she didn't. But she chose to do nothing.

[Monet X Change]

Yet when I, when I had what I needed help in snatching. You'll help me with Nothing with Whitney. Whitney Houston. This is true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. I told you not to do. I begged you. I begged you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Moving would have been great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Cause they put it in the back row. That would have been amazing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The fact that she was in the back row and she didn't even ask for that was like. I would have been like, you guys just. You guys just gave me. I would have been like, you guys just gave me the episode. You don't even know what you just did. You don't even know what you just fucking did. You just gave me the episode, bitch. Let's go on to your. Your niece, Corey King. Corey King is doing Big Ange. This is our second Big Ang. And Pearl did it first. Pearl did a pretty good job, actually. Big Ang is another great character.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she's good. And I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think.

[Monet X Change]

I think Cory does. I think Cory does a good job. I think her with the cigarette, saying, I quit. Like, all of those are all good things. The voice, the characterization. I thought it was good. She did a good job.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. Also, when she said, I'm black, too, was also a great line. Next day, Jinx and Cory have both done this joke wrong. Y' all are saying the joke wrong. The joke isn't, I've quit smoking. And then you keep smoking. The joke is, I don't smoke anymore. And then you pull out a pack of cigarettes, and then RuPaul calls you out, and then you go, I said, I don't smoke anymore. I also don't smoke any less. That's the joke. The joke is, I don't smoke anymore. I don't smoke any less. I'm like, how do they. They both messed that joke up. The joke is, I don't smoke anymore. Not, I've quit smoking.

[Monet X Change]

I think both work, though. I think also saying, I've quit smoking. We have a cigarette, and I think that's funny. I think yours is more layered and it's a smarter joke, but I think the other one works too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not even my joke. It's just like a joke, Like a tried and true bit that's just about that.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think I'm about to call you out. I was waiting for you to say it was my joke. What does it say? Is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, you said it was my joke. I never said that. What are you waiting for? You're fighting demons in your head. You're having fights with me, and this is how you live your life? Rent free. I live rent free in that bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, who is that? Was it Crystal Envy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Next, Next we have Crystal Envy. Who is doing Nicole Richie. Nicole Richie.

[Monet X Change]

Does she insist on painting people to be this like weird, muscular looking thing? When she did the competent girl, she did something else. And now this is this like weird. Like, why does she do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was she muscly or is she like dark?

[Monet X Change]

She. The way she painted. She paints like in this strange thing. When she paints, like. I don't know, it's weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, do you think it's Nicole Richie's?

[Monet X Change]

Can we pull off a picture? I don't wanna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. You know Nicole Richie's. You know that, right?

[Monet X Change]

But I don't think she faded darker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think you know Nicole. But you do know that Nicole Richie is.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I know. She's black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, is she black? Nicole Richie is black.

[Jacob]

She is. I don't know where she is her adopted father, but I think her. Her biological. One of her biological parents is black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You see what I'm saying? Nicole Richie is black. But she also.

[Jacob]

She's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's the same color she is in her Runway, though.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but you see, like, she does like this almost like ex. I don't. Maybe I'm just bugging. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think what happens is a lot of people when they do celebrity impersonalities, they try to paint on these features. But a lot of times if you're not doing the prosthetics and you're just trying to do it with makeup from certain angles, it just really looks grotesque. Yeah, it looks really, really grotesque. Um, and it's very common. But also like, Nicole Richie does not have these pumped up cheeks, right? Nicole Richie does not have these pencil thin eyebrows. Has she ever had. Has Nicole Richie ever had pencil thin eyebrows?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe in the early aughts when, you know, when her and Paris were doing their big one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, but yeah, this is a really bad job. Nicole Richie is not a good choice in my humble opinion. I also never watched Suite Life or Simple Life

[Monet X Change]

of the Sweet Life of Nicole Paris.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, you know, she didn't do a good job. She did not do a good job at all. At all.

[Monet X Change]

Not good, not good, not good, not good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Jewel Sparkles. Oh, so good. My. Do we have a hidden comedy queen? Do we have a sneaky comedy? This was. This was so first of all, I literally forgot it was her.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when the camera was. When it first was going around, I was like, oh, shit. Yeah, Jewel Spark like, even when RuPaul's asking the questions, this is when I watched it with Pitstop. I was like, who is that again? I had to ask Joe. I was like, joe, who is that? He's like, oh, my God, that's Jules. I was like, bitch work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I kept thinking it was Lydia. I love when she was like, she was coming with jokes so quick. She goes, oh, that's not a manicure. That's blood.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She came up with it on the spot. Did not hesitate, did not take a breath. She was like, that's blood. Like, she did a. I am so shocked and so impressed by how well she did in this challenge. Truly, she was fantastic.

[Monet X Change]

Jules fucking ate that shit up. All of it was good. Taking her leg and scratching her head thing, and it was just all so well done. And honestly, even the paint job and the costume, it all looked really well. And she was just so funny and effortless, and she was just. She was like a regular, just old comedian, just up there, just doing bits and coming with it was so very impressive. Jules. Jules, if you listen to this, I don't know if you do. Bitch. You fucking ate that up. So good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everything, even when she goes to. Are you non binary? No, I'm a woman. Like, she was so fast.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Like, it was really good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She might have a. She might actually be a comedy queen. Like, she was really impressive.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, they said that she was the one who edged out Arietty when they worked together. Like, she's. I think she's funny that she gives herself credit for. That was so impressive. She's so quick on her feet. I was just so impressed. Endlessly impressed by that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Let's talk about Ms. Anya Nerve as Eddie Murphy. Yeah. I think that. I think Anya Nerve fucking ate it up. I thought she was so good. So got Eddie Murphy down. It was so Eddie Murphy. And I thought Anya was just doing a very, very, very impressive job. So good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. And even if something goes wrong, like, how much has fallen off, she acknowledges it makes it funny and keeps on moving. She was able to do Eddie Murphy without dressing up like one of the characters from the professor or Donkey or the dragon from Mulan. She was able to just do. Because Eddie Murphy kind of has a very similar voice in a lot of the roles that he plays. He affects them up and down a lot. He's been like, what's Professor Clump's name? What's first name? Sherman Clump or Donkey. There's always a little bit Eddie Murphy in it. But first of All. She looks like Eddie Murphy. Yeah, she sounded like Eddie Murphy. And it's hard to do a funny person in Snatch Game.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it is, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It can be quite challenging because you have to meet their level of humor or exceed it.

[Monet X Change]

And she met a girl, she really rose to the occasion. I think she ate it up. So proud of Ms. Anya Nerve.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If Corey King is House of Exchange on Yanerve is House of the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Anya Nerve don't want to be House of the Drag Queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know what she wants. You know, you have no clue what she wants.

[Jacob]

She.

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She.

[Monet X Change]

She told you. She don't. She don't want no drag friends. She don't want no drag friends. She's like, I'm good. She don't want to be part of the girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I follow her on TikTok. She does not follow me back work. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Audience.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe she does. Hold on, let me see. Wait.

[Jacob]

Do I follow her?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought I follow her also. Have you seen her makeup lately?

[Jacob]

You both follow each other?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, we're following each other. Yeah. Have you seen her makeup lately? My God, I saw the thing with

[Monet X Change]

her in pink with all the. Her and some other girls. I was like, she looks great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her makeup glow up is insane.

[Jacob]

Mr. Milchick from Severance follows you on TikTok. Bob on Instagram. Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

You gotta talk about y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Social media. Moving on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. First of all, anyway, the jealousy is so disgusting. Let's go on to Lydia Butthole Collins, who's playing David Lynch. You know, this is fine. Like, I don't know this. I don't. I don't. I don't. Sorry to this man. And also, I don't know. I've seen. I know his film, but I've never seen one of them, so I can't. I do, like this weird butthole obsession she was doing for a little bit.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't think this was funny, bitch. I think she was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think. I thought it was fine.

[Monet X Change]

She was one step into being a bottom for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who would you take out of the bottom?

[Monet X Change]

I would. No, I wouldn't take anyone out of the bottom. Like, she. Like, I'm saying she was next. Like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's go on to Arrietty, who is Cupid, who is a baby?

[Monet X Change]

I'm so mad watching this. I'm just sitting there like, this shit is so fucking stupid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is she a baby?

[Monet X Change]

She was a fucking dumbest shit girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you weren't so uncultured. No, I'm kidding. No, it's not good. It does not make sense. It is not funny. It is uncomfortable to watch. It is bad, and it. And it hurt my feelings.

[Monet X Change]

And I have no. When I tell you, y', all, I don't have a modicum of faith that Arrietty will do anything worthwhile in a com. In something that's not a designing challenge at this point, in everything that is not design, she has flopped, and in a pretty bad way every time. So Ariadne's not long for this competition. She's definitely not winning Drag Race, that's for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This. Damn.

[Monet X Change]

There is no way Ariad's winning Drag Race. No way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, to be fair, I wrongfully called Lana Jarret for the win. I feel like a real dupe these days. I was like. I was like, baby, Lana Jarret for the motherfucking. You hoes could. Baby. When I say I. When I say I misread that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's not. It's not. Not. Not. Yeah, girl. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't. Yeah. That. It was. It was. It was bad. It was bad. Bad. It was. It was worse than bad.

[Monet X Change]

See, you know. You know, this is why y' all tune into civic rivalry. Because y' all get. Y' all get the gods. The gods. The gospel truth about these motherfucking opinions you show.

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You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Episode one, who's Winning Drag Race? Lana. Jeray. How that tastes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. It. It tastes horrible. It tastes like shit. It tastes like shit. I'm eating my words. And they don't taste good. They spoiled. They really spoiled. Also, at the end of this episode, I'm gonna tell you, I've changed my answer for who's winning, by the way. But we'll get to that in a second, okay?

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I did call that. I did call that Crystal and Sam wouldn't make it together. And I said it would be Sam. Sam's going. Sam's going to the finale. Sam will be in the finale.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think so?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do believe so. I really do.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think so. I've never been this up and down in a season before, bitch. I have.

[Jacob]

I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I thought Mar was winning. I thought Mar was our queen. I said. I said, it's my man. I'mma stand by him, too.

[Monet X Change]

I have yo. Yoed up and out of this car. This. This season is kind of wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to these.

[Monet X Change]

To these looks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sh. The looks.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the makeup. So in the makeup.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Sorry. No, wait.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no.

[Jacob]

Makeup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Makeup.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Because soon she's winning, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We both brought it. Sue said, you ignorant fucks. You unintelligent, stupid pieces of shit. Don't see my brilliance. What is happening, girl?

[Monet X Change]

Her quote was, fans of Ellen Green and Little Shop of Horrors are going to appreciate the Little Small isms. I'mma ask the fans. Okay. To all you, I am one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm one of those people. When I know Little Shop Horses, I know. Let me tell you right now, Lill Shop on those albums, no matter where you pause it, I will know the next lyrics Monet knows I love. It's one of my top. It's always in my top three slash top four movie musicals. I am an Ellen Green fan. I'm not a super Ellen Green fan, but I know her from Little Shop. I'm a big fan of her from there. And Susie, you're wrong, baby. I don't like it. Comment below. We all featured it. Let's ask the audience.

[Monet X Change]

The survey says.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't know. That was wild. But also, Sam went. Sam went up to her and she goes, oh, my God, I was so shocked by you. And Susie goes, thank you. She goes, no, bitch. Cause how bad you were. That was so unnecessary.

[Monet X Change]

Very, very, very, very, very. The Tuck family secret, honey. That was very true to Tuck Taylor. Shit for sure. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why does it need to be said?

[Monet X Change]

It doesn't matter that we don't know or know. It just wasn't funny. Like, think about something like Bendelacreme doing fucking Paul Lynde. I don't fucking know who Paul Lind was. It was fucking funny and I laughed. It was good. Like, it doesn't matter. We don't know or no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the girls are eating it up. That Suzy, they are happy as pigs and shit to see Susie have a bite of humble pie. They love. Oh, my God. They love it. They want it more than their next breath.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it is nothing like seeing someone who thinks that they are kill. I mean, let me tell you something. Who's someone who's in a competition a couple times when you see some. A front runner, Squabble Flounder. When Jinx was All Star seven, when it came to a design challenge and this bitch was taking purple whatever the fucking safety pin. I was sitting there like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's so horrible. On my season, when I did poorly on the book challenge, I was in a really bad mood. I was like, they were, oh, lapping it up. They were lapping it up.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's kind of weird that Susie has Got the delusional edit. This episode.

[Monet X Change]

I know. This season is full of delusion, girl. Delusion. Should we get to the runways?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go to these runways, honey. Bring it to the Runway. Runway.

[Monet X Change]

I love this 70s esque fringe dress thing. RuPaul's room. I think this is beautiful. I love the little thing at the waist to give a little line. That RuPaul looks so hot. I love this outfit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone looks amazing. Quinta's dress is so good.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Look at the legs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Looks amazing. Ross looks great. All the judges look fan. I love these little. These little tri ponytails. Tri tails. They're not pigtails, but they're like three tails. She ponytail, she has. It's really cute.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Also obviously, Quinta is in like a fucking 5 inch pump. RuPaul must be standing on nothing because Quinta, out of heels is like. Well, I think she's like 5ft or like 4 11. So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they edit these. They edit. They always make it seem like people are the same height. Like RuPaul is so. RuPaul is so much. There's no way that Quinta is wearing a heel because RuPaul's also wearing a heel.

[Jacob]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no way that Quinta is up to RuPaul's shoulder.

[Monet X Change]

Right. There's no way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they're both in heels. No. This is edited, mama. This is edited.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let's have already nailed it or. Yeah, nailed it.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Nailed it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Or nails. Nails or I don't know, nailalujah. I don't know what it is, but let's go into a case. You forgot. I love this looks. She looks so good. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I was so impressed when she came out. I was like, okay, okay, Shannon. This is such a clever way to do nails. Cause being a Swiss army knife, I don't know if this with the Swiss army people, their colors or whatever, but it all works.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her makeup, she's a Beverly Hills reference.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Okay, Got it. Her hair look. Cause yeah, she's a fucking 80s. This bitch in the 80s girl. Can someone fucking put her back in a. Put in a fucking hot tub time machine. Send her ass back there. She wants to ate so fucking much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the hot tub time machine?

[Monet X Change]

It's a movie with Craig Robinson. Craig. Craig Robinson. Yeah. So I thought this was a really. I think she looked great. And this is a really, really, really dope take on the theme.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Acacia, as someone, you look amazing. That being said, as someone who was born in the 80s, it wasn't all that bitch. It Wasn't all that God damn

[Monet X Change]

Susie Toot. She fucking ate this up. I thought. It's such a fucking fierce Runway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So good. The reveal. This look. This is top two looks of the episode, maybe. Honestly, it might be the best look of the episode, if I'm being honest.

[Monet X Change]

I think it might too. I thought this was so cool because I did not expect the reveal. She came out because the pegging thing on the back, it was so, so, so her makeup looks really good. I think Susie really, really, really. Also, Iron Maiden is a fictional. They're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're not real, apparently. I didn't know that.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Yeah, I thought they were real torture devices.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, they're real.

[Jacob]

They're real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said.

[Monet X Change]

She said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said it was fictional.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I assume she did her research, but maybe not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was very Susie. If you wanted to gloat about anything this episode, it would have been this. I would have been like, now who looks ugly?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bottom ass bitch. In the bottom bitch. That's what you should have been gloating about. They weren't real.

[Jacob]

Armenians were not real. It's a mythical torture device. There's no evidence that they existed before the 1800s, so they were, like, just made for fiction work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on to Lexi. Love. Lexi looks stunning. I thought.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I thought it was okay. Like, it's not. I thought it was fine. I thought it was fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm called for. Yeah. I mean, I think she looks good. I mean, she didn't break the. She didn't break the earth or anything, but she looks. I think she looks good, though.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to coming through the receipts to Sam Star. Yeah. Is this literally Trinity's outfit?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, from botched when she was on, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the. That's. That's the one.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, it looks like it. Maybe it was remade or. But this is.

[Jacob]

It has to be. I mean, I don't think Trinity. Her like her drag grandmother or mother would be like, let's just remake you. This same look I have right here.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, she added. She added stones to it.

[Jacob]

She.

[Monet X Change]

She stoned the white parts. It looked like. And the red.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I mean, we already seen. We were seeing a Ru girl outfit go down the Runway already anyway. But it's a good look. Yours, Monet, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Corey King wore it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. See, this. This is why. This is why you need to stop smoking that. Zaza. I do think I preferred it on Trinity, to be honest, but I think so too.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I. I think I like it better on Trinity, but I think you know why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because Trinity is popping.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, Sam, where's your work? You act like you have work done. There's literally nothing you have. No, if you do have work done, I can't tell Trinity's whole. It's funny. It makes sense more for Trinity because she has so much work done, but Sam doesn't have any work done.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And also, like, the nails were a copper. You just stuck some syringes on the tip of nails. Bitch. You wanted to fit us. Like, you know those people who make those. The nails that be like dining sets and kitchen utensils and shit, like, make that into a nail as opposed to just popping a syringe on the tip of a regular nail. I thought was weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not too mad at the syringes.

[Monet X Change]

Also, I forgot to say Lana Jarret being. Being Rosa Parks. And Rosa Parks has claws. I was like, oh. So, yes, Rosa Parks went to the nail salon before she got on the back of the bus. Was crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she made it on time. But she made it on time. Early enough to get a front seat. Speaking of lingerie, let's go on to lingerie. I like this look. Has got. I like this look.

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She.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look. She looks good.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it looks good. It looks expensive. Um, she said the back of the finger was. She said her middle finger was. See, this was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said the same thing. It's. It's the pointer finger.

[Monet X Change]

It's the pointer finger. What's in the middle finger?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, Lola Jarrett. When everything's in the wrong way, she always like, this is very unique for me. I have never done anything like this.

[Monet X Change]

Violet did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. Bitch, what are you. No, she's unique for her. She always says it's unique for me. This is a unique silhouette for me. Bitch, what are you wearing at home?

[Monet X Change]

Everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were like, I. I have never and would never never in her. In her. Meet the queen. She goes, this is very unique. I would never wear something like this. A couple weeks ago, she. Twice now, three times in the room, she goes, I would never wear this. What are you wearing,

[Monet X Change]

bitch? Yeah. Yeah. It was wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to your.

[Monet X Change]

Your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your niece, Corey King.

[Monet X Change]

Ms. Corey King.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Choosing to do a French tip now is in insane. This is insane. Choosing to do the most basic manicure in the history of manicures on the nail challenge is crazy. Also, at least paint your face white like a mime girl.

[Monet X Change]

This whole look. What the fuck was this look? I just can't. And then Cause you know. Cause the show did little glamour, little shots of their nails and even trying to when they were, when she was posing with that she didn't feel foolish with them little French to talk about some. That shit looked crazy, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crazy. And why is she smoking a joint?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Because she's like, French people smoke cigarettes. But she's. But she's not French. She's black from Boston. She's smoking a joint. I don't fucking know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks like a joint. Maybe it's a rolled up cigarette. I assumed it was a joint because it, because it's hand rolled. But. Yeah. This look don't make no goddamn sense. It makes sense, but it's. But it's not adding up. Put it that way. It's not. It's not. It's not enough. It's not enough sense. We haven't. We haven't quite reached a dollar yet.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Like. Yeah. Why didn't she just paint? Why? Her face should have been white. Also, this little wig tucked under this hat looks crazy too. And why does the skirt. Why does the leotard have a skirt? I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe she's going for a true Monet edit. Maybe she's going to come up on All Stars and eat the girls up. Maybe. Maybe it's all part of the plan. Let's go on to crystal envy. This looks cute. I like this look. This look looks good. I have no qualms with this look. I think she looks pretty good.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't love it. I didn't love the tufts of hair on her thighs. I'm like, if you're gonna do a fucking werewolf, like, do the werewolf thing. This like half werewolf, half human thing was weird to me. I didn't think this was. This wasn't for me. I think her makeup would be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Werewolves are half wolf, half human. That's their whole thing.

[Monet X Change]

I get it. But it doesn't. It does. But normally when you see them, like you think of someone, like, underground or what's underworld. Sorry. Like, I think they do a good job with like human. Half human, half. This is werewolf, the hybrid human thing. But I didn't, I didn't. I didn't get this from that. And I didn't like, I didn't like how on the bodysuit, like those, those grayed out parts. I think those are supposed to like look like hair. I didn't like it. I don't like this part.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're actually making me hate it now.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't. It didn't Work for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't like it anymore either. You convinced me. Let's go on to Jules Sparkle. She looks stunning.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think she looks really cool. I don't. What. What was she supposed to be?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a tribute to the. The metal that she has fused to her spine.

[Monet X Change]

Right, right, right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because of her tumor.

[Monet X Change]

And she said they used to call it something. What is it? What did she say they called it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't remember.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. I thought this was. I thought, this is good.

[Jacob]

It was like my bionic spine or something.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Spinal copa. I look at this guy in. In Glasgow. Glasgow. And I was like, I have to go back to the bus. Like, I have to leave. Like, we have to get started right away not to leave. And he was like, okay, but you walk in. Do you want to try some of this? He's this Greek guy. He goes, do you want to try some. Some of my span of copa? And I was like, oh, no, I really have to go. And I already ate. And this guy would not let me leave without having this manic open. I walked out of the house with taga. In his defense, it was delicious.

[Monet X Change]

Not. Not your tray making you meals. You better work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he. You ever had spanakopita?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, of course. I'm from New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This was my first time. And it was honestly delicious. I can't compare it to any other spanapa that ever had any. But he was like, do you know? I was like, I thought it was spinapa. He's never had it, but it was. It was good. Can we talk about your mentaly butthole Collins? She does wear pads. See? She does wear pads.

[Monet X Change]

She does. And did you like this outfit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think she looks good. I don't have any. I don't have any problems with this. This is probably my favorite look she's ever worn, actually.

[Monet X Change]

I just don't understand. She's always putting something on her head to obscure her face. Like, why the 12? I mean, I get it's nails. You want to show more nails. But why, like the five hands going across her face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like it. I don't have any problems with it. Work?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I thought it was fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Arrietty. This look is so cool.

[Monet X Change]

It was cool. I thought this was cool. And again, I think this is another place where her elf nose thing really works. It looks really cool. And I thought, yeah, I liked having the four arms. I thought it was dope.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You remember Michelle's like, don't come out looking like you're in cats. She's probably like, oh, shit, I have a cat. I have an actual cat look coming up.

[Monet X Change]

This is crazy. Let's go on to the last but not least, Ms. Anya Nerve. I thought this was cool. I didn't think she needed the little dangly things in the hair, because I think those are supposed to be nails, too. I think everything, really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Well, I wish that her shirt was fitted. I wish that she had just worn, like, if this shirt was really tight, if it was, like, a baby. Like a. Like a baby tee or like a. Like, just, like, spandex. I don't like how. I don't like how baggy the shirt is. That's. That's my main issue with this look.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. I didn't even notice that. Yeah, I agree. I was. I saw some. Another queen that was talking about this look, and they were saying, you know, sometimes, like. Like, black queens, we don't always have to. I'm like, why not? I'm like, there's nothing wrong with, like, embracing and, like, loving on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was it a black person saying it?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, a black person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was it a. Was it a drag queen?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who was it?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not gonna say it. I'll tell y'. All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did she say it on the Internet?

[Monet X Change]

No. I was. We were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she had it in private.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, cover your mouth. Cover your mouth and say it. Oh, that sounded like something she was

[Monet X Change]

saying, and I was like, don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That sounded something she was saying, though. Like, let's be honest.

[Monet X Change]

And I was like, there's nothing wrong with, like. I was like. I was like. I. I personally love this. I think it's cool. I. I like it a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like the look. I just wish that this. Why this shirt's so damn big.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. She should have had it fitted. I agree. The shirt should be fitted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Let's go on to the judging, shall we?

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Let me tell you something right now. There is nothing in the editing, nothing these judges can say that will tell me that Lexi flopping was funny. It was not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, before we get there, Acacia, Susie, Corey, and Liddy are all safe. They have made it into the safe club. They go back to untucked, and the girls are taking a lot of joy. The girls are, like, on the Runway, and they're confessionals, taking joy in the fact that Lydia said they love. They love that she's eating her words. Right?

[Monet X Change]

So, Susie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Susie. Yes. And then when you said, yes, this, I got. That shit pissed me the fuck off. That Lexi love critique that was back when Alyssa Edwards wore that hideous dress. And they were like, we don't even care. It's so ugly. We don't even care, bitch. Fuck that shit.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah, that shit got me tight. And Carson Ross is saying it was. It was. It was. It was so bad. It got too funny. It was good again. It was hilarious. And then putting her in the. In the top for that, I think that was crazy. Like, it did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If she'd have been safe and they would have just said nothing about it, I could have. I could have let it go.

[Monet X Change]

100. Putting her in the top for that shit was wild. Crazy wild. And like. And like, I'm like. I'm like, girl, y' all are like. So now y' all are bending the rules of the challenge to coddle Lexi for this whack ass performance is crazy. Giving up in your answers for the Snatch Game, like, at least Lana didn't give up. At least Lana was there and she was like, bitch, my answers are bad. But I'm. I'm. I'm.

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I'm.

[Monet X Change]

I'm a ride beside him. I'm a stick to him. I'mma say him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lexi was my man. I'm standing by him, too.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I was like, no, I don't. It was not funny, and she should not be rewarded for that bullshit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And these critiques are wild. I don't. I don't get these Sam Star critiques. They're like, yeah, it's just that you were playing a character, but we wanted you. Bitch. It's Snatch Game. The fuck is. You hoes on.

[Monet X Change]

It's just crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is Snatch Game. I'm not supposed to be me.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are y' all talking about?

[Monet X Change]

I don't get it. I don't get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These critiques were out, and then Crystal was like, I wish I could have channeled myself as the Tumbleweed bitch. The Tumbleweed was not that fucking funny, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

What the fuck?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to channel your. You want to channel yourself as Tumbleweed? Do you hear how you sound? That's why you at the house. That's why you at the house right now.

[Monet X Change]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're going. We're wild today. We're gonna get. We're gonna get some.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, we. Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're gonna get this.

[Monet X Change]

This is not gonna receive well by the. These girls watching this.

[Jacob]

This is one of the lowest. This is. This episode has a 3.7 on IMDb. The fans do not fuck with this episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe. Maybe they'll agree with us. Maybe they'll agree with us. You guys, the judges love Jules. I love Jules. Jules. I'm so blown away by how quick and funny she was.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she was really good. I was really impressed by Ms. Jules Sparkle. I like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like.

[Monet X Change]

I like Jules a lot. I really do. She's. She's great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it would have been funnier if. If Arrietty was a baby, but not a baby. Like. Like. Like who Framed Roger Rabbit. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I was gonna say is she. Is she played Cupid like boss baby. They'd not have been great. But you didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Anya wins the challenge. And the bottom two are Crystal and Lana Jarret. Ana deserved her win. In my opinion. Ana deserved it.

[Monet X Change]

Not Ana. Ana is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anya. Sorry. On your nerve. On a nerve. No, on your nerve. It's a serious face. Your nerve. On your nerve. Deserved that win. I do wish her shirt had been a little bit more fitted. Other than that, she did a good job. And I think that she. She ate the girls up. Her and Jules gave these bitches a run for them. They both look great. They had a. Those two had a great fucking episode. On your nerve. Deserved that win. And she's in. She's in the two win club.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. But now we see the bottom two queens. Alana Jarrett for the second time in a row and Crystal Envy for the first time. Who has been doing a good job all season? Crystal has been high or winning the end up until this point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This tells me that Lana. I don't think Lana's long for this world. Yeah, I think Lana's got another one or two episodes in her. Two in a row is tough.

[Monet X Change]

Well, as someone who's in the bottom two twice in a row, I went like a five week streak of doing very well until I was in the bottom two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did two back to back. Then you did five weeks. Good. Yeah. Okay. It worked.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then you did. Did you lip sync? Three or four times? I cannot remember. Three, Three times. Got it. And it was a camera got crazy. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Look at me and say, did you.

[Jacob]

Did you.

[Monet X Change]

Did you do lip sync? Five or seven. What was it?

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Six?

[Monet X Change]

Seven times you lift? I don't remember. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I couldn't remember. I know. It was dusty mayhem. And then for some. For some reason in my head, you lifting against. Against Eureka. I don't know why I keep creating that narrative in my head.

[Monet X Change]

You luck. Eureka.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She would have ate you up.

[Monet X Change]

2R rude him like 2 black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lana. Jaray sends Crystal Pack. And Crystal. All right.

[Monet X Change]

You were asked to prepare lip sync.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of Nicki Minaj's looking ass. Look at, look at y' all. Niggas, Niggas. But Lana sends Crystal packing. You know, I gotta be honest, it was pretty even until Lana did that hitch kick into a dip. And I, and then her wig fell off. But then to me, she saved it when she put the wig back on.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. I agree. I, I think so, too. Like, I, I, I don't, I don't think that. I don't think Crystal knocks out of the park. I don't think Lana, like, knocked out of the park. But I think Lana did edge out a little bit. I did. I do think Gristle's first little tuck roll and sliding back onto her knee, that was fierce, too. I loved when she did that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And a lot of little side splits was fierce, too.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was good, too. Yeah, I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think it was the putting the wig back on. It was the putting yourself. It was falling apart and putting yourself back together. She literally pulled herself up by the wig straps.

[Monet X Change]

She did. I agree. I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Sam goes home. Monet X Change. Who is winning season 17 of RuPaul's Drag Race?

[Monet X Change]

You know, I, as the season goes on, I think that Ms. Anya Nerve might come out here and win RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17. She is so impressive and so talented over so many different disciplines. I'm really impressed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're right. I think, I think Anya Nerve is going to be the winner of season 17. Here's my top three. On youn Nerve. Susie, too, and Sam Star. Top three. Lexi's out now.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Yeah, I, I don't think. I think it's Anya Nerve. Susie Toot and Jules Sparkling gonna be our top three, I think. I think Jules is doing better than Sam, even though Sam has a win and Jules doesn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you're right, she is doing. I said what I said.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said what I said. And you know what? We'll find out in a couple of weeks.

[Monet X Change]

Or, you know what, Lexi, we're about what this is halfway through. Lexi from this point on might have a meteoric rise that's gonna be like, oh, shit, she's in a competition. You were at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're at.

[Monet X Change]

We're a little past the halfway point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you're going to pull up Bimini by Boulash.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know who, who does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bimini was a runner up on season two.

[Jacob]

Season two, Bimini Bamboo Lash.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I just, I didn't know. I just know her name is Bimini.

[Jacob]

Her.

[Monet X Change]

Her real her drag name is Bimini Bamboo Lash. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bimini Bamboo Lash.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Oh, God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vegan. Sup, y'? All? I'm vegan. But she. She did pretty poorly. Then they went home for Covid, and then she came back and she ate the girlies up. Well, not enough to win, but she did pretty well.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Okay, who wants season two?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y', all, we're gonna go over. To do what?

[Monet X Change]

Who wants season two of uk?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lawrence Chaney.

[Monet X Change]

Lawrence Chaney.

[Jacob]

You're right. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, y', all, we're gonna head over. It might have been three. Was it three or two?

[Monet X Change]

No, she was two because Crystal Envy was three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we're gonna go. Y', all, we're gonna head over to Versace.

[Monet X Change]

Versace. Yeah. Sorry. Versace. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're gonna head over to the Patreon to do our Patreon exclusive of Untucked. And I have thoughts. We are gonna talk about Toot.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're talking about the toot.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See you, everyone.

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