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Bob the Drag Queen
Comfortable in my skin, Cozy with who I am.
Monet Exchange
You know Kiss me Deadly.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not. That is not Kiss me Deadly, y'.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I keep on singing songs, and Bob just saying, oh, you know, kiss me Deadly. Watch this.
Monet Exchange
Monet, I know that's not true.
Bob the Drag Queen
Twinkle, twinkle.
Monet Exchange
You don't know Kiss me Deadly. Monet, you know the song, do you? Twinkle, twinkle, kiss me Deadly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you know Kiss me Deadly?
Monet Exchange
No, Jay, keep all of that in wait. Keeping me singing kiss me deadly. I don't care about that. Why would I care about that?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, that's not what I want them to show.
Monet Exchange
Then what are you trying to get them to keep me in?
Bob the Drag Queen
You not being ready, y'.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all see about coming. Oh, sorry. I don't have my notes together. I don't know what page we're on. I don't know what's going on. This nigga's always unprepared.
Monet Exchange
Well, let's talk about the fact that. What. Let's talk about the real case of what happened. So Monet and I are going to a. A game day. I guess you can't call it a game day. What's the game?
Bob the Drag Queen
What's the game? You don't even know.
Monet Exchange
Blood on the Clock Tower. And I was like, monet, we can't go to this game. You and I, we can't go to the game because you and I have a podcast. Monet was like, no, no, no. The podcast is at 2. The game is at 2. The podcast is at 11. Is at 11. I said, no, Monet. They're both at the same time. Monet could be like, no, that's not true. That's not true. It is. And then finally, Kennedy texted me and was like, you can't do this game. I said, no, Monet thinks that we can make it.
Bob the Drag Queen
For some reason.
Monet Exchange
I think we have the time in. And then I called Monat back, and Monet goes, oh, no. They're literally at the exact same time. I was wrong. So then I graciously woke up early to accommodate Monae.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're going to the game too, because you want to meet Joella. So what's the problem?
Monet Exchange
I'm just saying you were wrong, and I adjusted my life once again. At least you weren't on an Air Canada flight this time. I didn't bring that to the surface. Wake that up, boy.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I. Okay, we're not gonna talk about you, but I said that we had to reschedule. Cause you were doing things like going to a Madonna party.
Monet Exchange
Wake that up. I was at work. No, no, no, no, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
When you went to go. No, this was a leisure activity. And Jake will know exactly what I'm talking about.
Monet Exchange
Listen, this is not sibling rivalry. This is Sibling Watcher. We were reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17, Episode 8.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can someone do a super cut about saying, anyway, this is not sibling rivalry.
Monet Exchange
I need a super cut. Keep us on track. I have to keep us on track. Is this episode 8, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, it's episode 9. Episode 9.
Monet Exchange
Episode 9. Episode 9. And it is a design challenge. So the redesign challenge is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Drag Race is back in their. They're back in their design bag. Like, for the past couple seasons, they are doing. This is, like, back in, like, season three and four, and they're like, 19 design challenges a season.
Monet Exchange
This is the third design challenge of the season, and I have a feeling there's probably going to be one more.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, like the makeover.
Monet Exchange
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
The makeovers aren't, like, season eight. I think season eight was the last time because of how crazy you had your little. Your person looking.
Monet Exchange
First of all, that person looked great. I look crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, anyways, because of that. So, I mean, for season 10,
Monet Exchange
that little woman looked great. Shout out to her. I can't remember her name, but she's Russian. Shout out to my little woman. She was Russian.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't know her name?
Monet Exchange
I can't remember her. She don't remember my name either.
Bob the Drag Queen
How you know she'll know your name?
Monet Exchange
Shout to her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. You should have her. You should have her on your YouTube and y', all, like, re, like, redo it or something. I don't know.
Monet Exchange
I don't even know. I don't think little one. Little. Little woman la is even on TV anymore.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I don't. I don't. I've never watched the little person shows.
Monet Exchange
Yeah, I'm at. You know me. I don't watch Any reality TV shows. Unless there's competition.
Bob the Drag Queen
Um, but.
Monet Exchange
Yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So there, There might be one more. But as far as far as we know, this is the third one.
Monet Exchange
So Acacia is kicking. I know. Acacia's at home crying into the pillow. The week that Acacia goes home, they do an 80s designage.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh.
Monet Exchange
I mean, imagine if you imagine if, when you went home on 10, then if they're like, and now opera. Now we'll be singing opera.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. That would be why I. Was it. Was it 80s or just. Well, not all of it was 80s inspired.
Monet Exchange
No, but Betsy is, like an icon of the 80s. Like, they're all, they're all wearing. Acacia forgot hair.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know. Yeah. Especially. Yeah. And at the top of the episode, Corey. I'm Corey. Sam. They come in. Corey does not look bothered to be in the bottom.
Monet Exchange
I think Corey knows that her time has come. You know, I made a video about this last night, yesterday on my Instagram. I don't like when girls go on competition shows or anyone and goes, my goal was never to win. Then why, what are you doing here? You just taking. You're just taking up time. I mean, if you're gonna be there, at least try to win. At least you can go on and get your exposure, but at least still, like, play the game, try to win. I had a few people like that on tour of the Traders who were like, there was Robin from Real Housewives of Potomac. Kept being like, whatever, I just want to go home. Let me go home, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who's Rob?
Monet Exchange
Robin is from Real Housewives of Potomac. She's a black lady with blonde hair from light skin.
Bob the Drag Queen
Couldn't remember. Anyway, I think that that's just a. That's just a coping mechanism so you don't feel as bad. Like, I, I, I don't. I mean, I. There's no way. Some of these girls came on here and be like, I didn't want to win. Everyone came to win. But when you realize you're not going.
Monet Exchange
You heard them all say it though, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
For sure. But they just say it because it's a coping mechanism. Cause they suck, and they're gonna.
Monet Exchange
Were you trying to win every time you went?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I wanted to win every time. I wanted to win on season 10. I wanted to win on All Stars 4. And I did, and I wanted to win on All Stars 7. And Jinx, Jinx, Jinx. Jinx was like Scar and fucking Mufasa. She took me up to the ledge
Monet Exchange
and be like, I killed Bob the Drag Queen
Bob the Drag Queen
girl.
Monet Exchange
I mean, I want, I Did want to win. Traitors. As y' all can see, I was trying a little too hard. Um, but anyway, so Sam is this. Sam's little. Like, I can tell she's trying to be a badass or she trying to be a. The duality of her nature between, like. Because she's up there being like, you know, I got my win. And then Arrietty's like, just interrupt a girl. She'll sit down. And Sam's like, I'm sorry. What?
Bob the Drag Queen
I know it got a little while. I'm like, it's not all that, girl. She didn't say. She didn't say that. Your mother's a stupid bitch and your grandmother should have aborted her. She just said, girl. She's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What?
Monet Exchange
When it came for mama and grandma. That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
But Sam. It felt like a little unwarranted, but I think she just leave. She's. She's leaning in. I hope. I hope.
Monet Exchange
Or maybe that's the real Sam.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is this is. This is where a little of the Tuck family secret starts to shine. This is. This is. This is very Trinity.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I'll.
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What is it?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll get a taste. If you had a taste. There's something like that. It's very Trinity coded.
Monet Exchange
I believe it with Trinity, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Trinity's sweet.
Monet Exchange
So we go into the reading challenge. This wasn't a bad reading challenge. It wasn't the best ever, but it wasn't bad, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, some good ones. Okay. My favorite ones. I loved Anya's. A lot of us came here to start our careers. Lana came here to end it.
Monet Exchange
I love when Marsha P. Johnson threw you at the Stonewall. How much did it. How bad did it hurt? That was really good.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was good. I also like Jules clapback. See, this is more proved that Jules thinks light on her feet. She said, whatever.
Monet Exchange
Quick on her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, quick. Quick on her feet.
Monet Exchange
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's like when you're like, oh, yeah, you're right. And I already tried to read Jules, and Jules was like, and your jokes aren't funny.
Monet Exchange
Oh, that was. That was one of the. I mean, she honestly low key helped her out with that one because those reads were bad. She goes, yeah, yeah, but stones aren't soft and your jokes aren't funny. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, that's great.
Monet Exchange
I did really enjoy when Jewel said Corey King had started identifying as they them. Not because you're non binary, because you are the size of a group of People.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was good. I thought Susie had good jokes, but I was. I was like, like. But her jokes lacked context for us. Right? She said. She said. She said Anya always looks pissed off in drag. I'm like, does she? Like, I don't think I.
Monet Exchange
In the workroom, when she turned,
Bob the Drag Queen
that's Anya.
Monet Exchange
No, she talking about Lana.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she. This was about Anya. She said Anya, I guess Anna, Lanya.
Monet Exchange
The. The names kind of sound some. Anya, Lana.
Bob the Drag Queen
There is no Lanya. Just to be clear, there's no Lonnya
Monet Exchange
in the conversation how the names can combine. Ana, Lanya, Lanya, Anna, Anna, Lanya, Lana. On your lawn. On your lawn.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is this why you kept that. That episode everybody dragged? Well, not dragged. It was like Bob, when you said Chris, Sam Star went home, was clearly Crystal Envy. Sam Star, Cryst. The names sound nothing alike.
Monet Exchange
So I get Crystal and Sam become one. I'm so glad one of them is gone. And quite frankly, I'm glad that it's Crystal Envy of the two. I was team Sam the whole time.
Bob the Drag Queen
I also love Susie's 12 step joke to Alexi. I thought I was funny.
Monet Exchange
So I think Lexi be drinking.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was gonna say, like, we lost contact, but I think we could all deduce that Lexi might drink a lot.
Monet Exchange
So when the girls all. One more.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wanna say Sam's joke. Anya, Anya, you don't have a silhouet. You have a still A what?
Monet Exchange
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
That's what I was putting.
Monet Exchange
So once it's all said and done, they say that Lil Mama Susie Toot won the challenge. Which, honestly, I would have given it to Jules Sparkles. Personally.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think so too. I think Jules nailed it.
Monet Exchange
So, Jules, tell. Tell the. Tell the folks at home what Jules said to you when you met her. Oh, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jules and I, we did a gig together at St. Petersburg. St. Petersburg Pride, they called us Saint Pete. So the whole time I was there, guys, I thought I was coming to St. Petersburg. They were like, you are. I'm like, well, why I called us Saint Pete anyway?
Monet Exchange
Mine is a nickname.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know, I know. So I met her.
Monet Exchange
Not being able to figure out why they call St. Petersburg St. Pete is peak Monet.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is Peak Monet.
Monet Exchange
Why would you guys call St. Petersburg St. Pete? I don't get it.
Bob the Drag Queen
And Jewels, I met Jules walking. She was very sweet and she was like, you know, I hesitate. Like, you and Bob have been so sweet to me. On Sipping Watcher, I was like. And I was like, girl, okay, we're not, like, we're not trying to be Nice to you. I just think you're doing. We think you're doing a good job in a competition, and we just talk about that. We're not like, ooh, before the camera started, we're like, okay, so we have to find three nice things to say about jewels. Like, no, you're doing a good job.
Monet Exchange
I know people think that I choose people that I don't like, and then I, you know, pile drive them into the ground, but I do not do that. I just pretty. I just have. You know, I'm just looking at the facts. Let's ask the audience. You know, I'm just. I'm just trying to find. I just see the things that I like. And then we just happen to think that Jewel Sparkles is not only a really good designer, but she's also genuinely very funny. So I would have chosen her to win the challenge, but alas, she did not win the challenge.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Also, I mean, wait, I. I just had a thought. Oh, my God. It was a good thought, and I just lost it.
Monet Exchange
Well, work on that while I talk about this. So as a prize.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, can you. Do you. Do you want to. Do you want to apologize to Lana how you have now made the Internet hone in on her silhouette there? Do you want to talk about that, Bob?
Monet Exchange
I just. I'm literally just pointing out what I'm saying every. By the way, she did it. She did it again every week. She's like, I don't normally. Bitch. What do you wear? What do you do over there?
Bob the Drag Queen
Underwear, Anyone?
Monet Exchange
She never wore nails. She never worn a dress. She never worn a gown. She never worn spikes. She never worn heels, wigs, lashes, makeup, everything.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, the queens, the. The general. The actual disgust when Susie is announced that the winner is so shady. Literally, Corey, all they were like, oh, God. I was like, that is a little too much, girl. I mean, that reaction is a little much.
Monet Exchange
Well, they're just sick of her winning, which she hasn't won in a minute, though. So.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet Exchange
Anyway, so as the prize, Susie 2 gets to choose first her. She gets to pick from the three collections, and then she gets to pick the next person. So it's like you pick, and then you pick who picks next, and then she ends up saying that Lydia can go, but Lydia does not choose Corey, and everyone, including Lydia, is gagged.
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you forget that that's your boyfriend?
Monet Exchange
That's crazy. Lydia said, oh. But she said, oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just. I just. I don't understand. I don't understand how Lydia just, in that moment Forgot her boyfriend was there. And to give and to give. Let her boyfriend go next. You just like, oh, my God.
Monet Exchange
So then at the end of the day, her boyfriend was the last one to choose.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, to be honest, do we think that would have really helped Cory out getting to choose shoes. Her fabric.
Monet Exchange
Girl, damn.
Bob the Drag Queen
This, this some very. Also the same thing happened to Arietti between Jules and Arietti. Jules chose, but Jules chose strategically. She was like, arietti is good at sewing. So I'm. I'm going to like, disadvantage her a little bit. And like, this is very Bob coded. This is this some shit Bob would do to me if we were in a competition together.
Monet Exchange
On the sewing challenge, I. I would say I can go where she want to go. Girl, you. You can have Betsy come make your outfit. Fish. Maybe on an opera challenge I would have put you in the air. But on the sewing challenge, I would've been like, girl, you can skip between the groups.
Bob the Drag Queen
You want my fabric?
Monet Exchange
So they started sewing, right? And as they started grabbing their fabric, Corey's like, I want to find some stretch fabric because I'm trying to keep it simple. And I feel like first of all, stretch fabric, smart. Keep it simple. Girl, this is what you've been read for. Stop trying to. So if you're gonna flounder, flounder big, right, make. Cause like, you've been read for your simple silhouette. It's a good tipping dress. Yes, you can tip around in that dress. But girl, you. It's a design. If you are in the room with Arrietty, Sam Star, and Jewel Sparkles. You think keeping it simple is going to help you at this point in the competition? No, girl, when all the girls who can't sew are already gone home. We've already lost two girl sewing challenges. All the girls that can't. Most of the girls that can't sew have gone home already.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's not wise. But. But she doesn't have the skills to do anything crazy. So I mean, if try. If try and. And so I mean, if the options are keep it simple and do something I know I can do or try on something I know I cannot do. And it will be a fucking mess with Arrietty and Jules and Samstar. I think I might go the simple route but try to add shit to embellish it. Like, she, she. She also didn't. Well, we'll get there. But she could have tried more and add things instead of like, like, but just throw a bunch of shit on
Monet Exchange
it, you know, which by the way, Is Betsy Johnson something simple with a bunch of stuff thrown on it, like, girl throw. At least. I mean, we'll get there again, but at least Anya. Okay. We're getting too far ahead.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know, I know, I know.
Monet Exchange
So shocker. Shocker. Susie Toot loves this kind of fashion shocker plot twist. She's the. But also, they got a lookbook.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Of inspiration.
Monet Exchange
That feels. I wish. I mean, you have a book you can just constantly reference and be like, oh, you can pull up things. Like, have you. Did you ever get a lookbook on any of your design challenges?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but. Yeah, no, but. I mean, they didn't work. We didn't do, like, a fashion designer, though. You know what I mean? Like, I think if I'm a fashion designer did not make sense, but, like, none of mine were that. Like, we had to recreate RuPaul looks. Obviously. We see RuPaul references, give you the RuPaul lookbook.
Monet Exchange
There's got to be a RuPaul at this point. She's worn 18,000 outfits. Can we get a RuPaul lookbook?
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe?
Monet Exchange
You know, also. Pulling from memory.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet Exchange
Close your eyes.
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Monet Exchange
Feel your body relax.
Bob the Drag Queen
And let go of whatever you're carrying today.
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Monet Exchange
And breathe.
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Monet Exchange
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet Exchange
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Monet Exchange
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Bob the Drag Queen
about analingus and Starbucks being white women culture. It's very good material. You gotta come listen to it.
Monet Exchange
And at the end of the month, I will be going on my book tour and I will be going to Boston, Atlanta, New York, Los Angeles, and
Bob the Drag Queen
there's one more, Phoenix City, Alabama.
Monet Exchange
Oh, I wish that'd be so. Not Chicago. No, it's on the Instagram and I think I made Boston up. Jacob, help me out.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll be going to Chuckalisa.
Monet Exchange
New York, Baltimore, St. Louis, Atlanta. You forgot Atlanta.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wow.
Monet Exchange
Go hit Los Angeles. Oh, you did, Sorry. Los Angeles. So yeah, not Boston, Baltimore. Sorry. So New York, Baltimore, Atlanta, Louisiana and St. Louis. St. Louis, Missouri, nigga, do you know. Anyway, the New York is sold out already and I need sell some more tickets in la. La. What's going on? I know we just went through a lot, but like, people don't read in la. By the way, if you come to the book signing, you will to the book signing event. The bundle. There's a book included in the bundle, so the book is included in the price of entry Bundles, blunts and bundles. That being said. Yeah. Shout out to Kandi. That being said, Arrietty wants her dress. I don't think this is smart, what Arrietty said. First she goes, I want my dress to be 50. 50 half me, half Betsy Johnson. I say, okay, that's smart. And then she keeps talking. Okay, I want it to be 70% me, 30% Betsy Johnson, baby. This is a Betsy Johnson sewing challenge. This is not an Arrietty sewing. The other two were Arrietty sewing challenges. This one, you need to be at least 50% Betsy Johnson.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. But you know, sometimes they'd just be saying some crazy shit and we're like, we saw Betsy. Where was you? Like, we saw Betsy. But like, where are you, Arrietty? Definitely some shit. I heard Michelle done said and it would be.
Monet Exchange
But then. But in this challenge, I don't know. In this challenge, we need to see Betsy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. You know, Lexi is spiraling about settling on a design and Sam sort of like gives her a little pep talk and starts like, kind of not. She didn't. I mean, I wouldn't see her sewing anything for her, but she's like kind of guiding her on how to make this, like gathering the tool and making the chances of making it.
Monet Exchange
I think this is Lexi's most impressive outfit that she's made on the show of the three. This is definitely a.
Bob the Drag Queen
We'll.
Monet Exchange
We'll. Again, we'll get there, but it's a really good outfit. So I think that Sam star. Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sam's star.
Monet Exchange
It's the Trinity. Except Trinity will literally sew your garment. Go sit down in the corner, girl. Go to craft service. Grab something, girl. Who's next? Monet? Come on over here, girl. Like, Trinity will literally make your outfit tell you to get out of her way. Go sit down and come back when. When mama's done sewing. Go drink a Capri sun also.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know, I know, I know.
Monet Exchange
Everybody.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anytime any come around someone's desk, they probably, like, you know, the girls in that room, like, get away.
Monet Exchange
Hey, girl. Hey, what's up?
Bob the Drag Queen
Every time she walk around with, like, a can of hairspray, they're like,
Monet Exchange
Everything's cool here. Nothing to see. Nothing to see here. Yeah. Lexi is crying. Lexi's saying that she's very emotional this week. I mean, later on, she says that since transitioning, she's just been very. An emotional journey. So she's really going through this week. Like, really going through it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who sang that song? Emotional Roller Coaster, you know?
Monet Exchange
I know who sings. I get so emotional, baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
Britney Spears.
Monet Exchange
I know who sings. What's happening right here is emo. No. Oh, God. McKAYLEN Emotions. Yeah, there you go.
Bob the Drag Queen
Deeper than I've ever.
Monet Exchange
I love when she says deeper. She sings deep. I know. That's so simple. But she goes, like, deeper than I've ever. Mariah Care has a very deep register.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, girl, she had. Her range was crazy. That is crazy. To be, like. To be whistled and they'd be like, that is crazy.
Monet Exchange
I mean, Mariah Carey has a deep speaking voice.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she talks very. She talks very low, which is so interesting, because I don't know if you know this, like, in opera, like, basses. That's why I can do, like, the crazy, like, stuff like that, because basses with sing low are able to have a really great falsetto, whereas tenors who sing, like, have a high. Single boys don't have falsetto.
Monet Exchange
Nick can't sing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, Nick is a. Is a baritone. What are you talking about? He's literally a baritone. What are you talking about?
Monet Exchange
Nick is a bass. Nick said he was a bass.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nick is a baritone, and he does sing low.
Monet Exchange
No, I mean, he can't sing high. I mean, Nick can't go. Nick doesn't. Nick Literally can't do a falsetto. He literally cannot do a falsetto. He can't go. He can't do that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nick can. Nick Smith cannot. Alberto cannot do that.
Monet Exchange
That's what I meant to say. Yeah. Nick literally cannot do a falsetto at, like. He literally can't even go.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's interesting and very strange. But Nick is a strange person, so you know what? It scans true.
Monet Exchange
So I would say Lexi's going on about how she's like, safe isn't good enough. Girl, let me tell you right now. Go talk to Alana Jarrett. Bitch. When you're in a challenge, that's not your wheelhouse. You better thank the lucky stars. Rip the lucky stars. Thank the lucky stars for that safeness that week, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know that's all she wants her name to be said, but the fact that you do it every time is too much.
Monet Exchange
Her name.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know.
Monet Exchange
It's just Jules Sparkles got on the Internet, got on the microphone, and read us down. I have a message from Monet Exchange and Bob the Drag Queen. You did? Yeah. With your little. With your little. With your little friend. It's Jewels. Sparkles. Silence. And then. And then her little friend got him go. No, you didn't go. Enough those fat bitches. Okay, well, I have a message. No, bald. Sorry. Said those bald. Well, I have a message for Mr. Isabelle Brooks. Since you want to get cute, here's my message to you. When you lose weight, you got to make new pads.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know this bitch is walking.
Monet Exchange
She's like, that's my message to you. This is Mistress these days, literally. Yeah, Mistress. When you're on your ozempic journey, once you start slimming, you need to get new pads made. You can't wear your old pads. Mama.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, Bob. Shred that bitch. Shred that fucking bitch.
Monet Exchange
No, shred those pads. Shred those pads down. That actually makes sense for your new body. So Corey and Lydia are laughing at this tube dress. First of all, don't come for the tube, baby. The tube.
Bob the Drag Queen
The tube can set you free.
Monet Exchange
The tube will set you free.
Bob the Drag Queen
And also Kakori laughing bitch. I'm like, you better ask her for a lesson. You better learn how to pick that, too.
Monet Exchange
Liddy acorn. Y' all laughing, nigga. Y' all in the bottom. Y' all are partridge in the pantry, Laughing at Anya looking crazy lipstick and kissing on stage, slobbing on each other.
Bob the Drag Queen
Partridge in the pantry is hilarious.
Monet Exchange
I cannot believe that.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is kind of wild. And, I mean, I guess it just really puts time. Time into perspective. That Lana did not go to her prom because it happened during COVID 19. That is so wild. I didn't think I knew any. Like I would be contemporaries with someone who was affected in School by COVID 19. That's kind of crazy.
Monet Exchange
I also did not go to my prom because. Oh, my God. I didn't either because of the influenza outbreak of the 1920s. No, I didn't. I didn't go to my prom, but I got stood up for. I got stood up for my junior prom by a girl named Sherroyal.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then you stood a known when her name was Sheroyle. And she's gonna stand you up. That's why it's Troy.
Monet Exchange
We were friends. We were friends. I cannot believe she stood me up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, okay, is this. I never understood. Junior prom is when juniors get to go or have their own prom. Then what's the fuck? It's just a fucking dance.
Monet Exchange
No, it's the same prom.
Bob the Drag Queen
So why is it called junior prom?
Monet Exchange
I don't know. Because when you're a junior, it's not your senior prom, but it's the same prom. But at my school, juniors can go to the prom. But yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why? Well, that doesn't make it special for the seniors. Then why?
Monet Exchange
I don't know, Monet. I'm sorry. You want to take up with Dr. Blasingame? You want me to find Dr. Blassingame from our high school in 2003 and ask him why he did that? Like, it was 22 years ago. He probably doesn't remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
Prom is supposed to be the thing special for the seniors to do. Like your last thing. Like, you finish all your classes, you're graduating. Like prom is our thing. Why are juniors coming to prom? I never understood that.
Monet Exchange
I'm not looking to defend junior proms, but I was invited to a junior prom. And then she stopped answering my calls.
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn.
Monet Exchange
So Sharoyel and I went to the same school until 11th grade. And then she went to a new school and they had a junior prom. We didn't have a junior prom in my school. They had a junior prom, and I was invited to her junior prom. And then I was getting my tuxedo. And as I was calling to rip my tuxedo and ask my mom for some money. Cause I didn't have a job, obviously. I was in 11th grade. I called Sherrelle and be like, hey, this is what I'm wearing. I was gonna wear this red, like a dark red, almost like a crimson red suit. And then Sheroyl just stopped Answering my calls. And then at my senior prom, this bitch had the nerve to call me back.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, did she go? But did she go to the prom with someone else and just didn't go with you?
Monet Exchange
I don't know. It wasn't even. I didn't go.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have no hear about it in school.
Monet Exchange
It was a different school. And I never spoke to Sharoyo again.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wow. So, Sharoyo, if you listen to this fuck you, bitch. Don't you ever stand up my friend again. If you ever do that shit again, it will be your last motherfucking day stand. You hear me, Sharoyo?
Monet Exchange
She probably won't do it. To be fair, she's probably not going. The fact that she Royal is almost 40, I'm assuming she's not going to any proms.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm kidding. She royal. God bless you. I had to come clean. I had to go to my prom. And I think I've said some things online, but the truth of the reason I did not go to prom because no one asked me. A girl or boy. No one asked me. So I didn't go to prom.
Monet Exchange
We could have gone to prom together. We'd had so much fun.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was way younger than you. That would be inappropriate.
Monet Exchange
Way younger?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet Exchange
It's crazy. You're younger than me, not way younger than me. Let me be clear. What's that meme? We didn't go to the same school. She's much. She's. She's older. Just a little bit. Nene Leakes is someone. She actually went to school with my oldest sister. You never seen this clip? It's really funny.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nene Leakes will live on forever.
Monet Exchange
Oh, Nene Leakes is, in my opinion, the most famous housewife. In my humble opinion, she has not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nene Leakes has not done housewives or anything in so long. And her memory just lives on in memes and gifs forever.
Monet Exchange
I want to see Nene Leakes on the traitors. Oh, I was trying to manifest Nene leaks on my season of Traders.
Bob the Drag Queen
That would be so good.
Monet Exchange
I wanted Nene to be sitting there. Can you imagine? Nene leaks my season Traders so bad. Oh, listen, producers, if you're listening to me, I know I'm one of your favorites and I know you trust my opinion. So have. If y' all have not already done your casting Nene Leakes for season four, please. And if not, season five would be
Bob the Drag Queen
insane in NeNe Leakes versus girl. Just let's be Nina Leakes versus Star Jones.
Monet Exchange
Every roundtable, someone accused Star Jones on the traitors, same season as Nene, and they're two.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, here's the thing. They need to be two traitors together, and then Nene or Sar turns on Nene or vice versa, and they just have it out and around saying, I, I, I am not your puppet.
Monet Exchange
Honestly, Nene Leakes versus Megan McCain. I think Nene Leakes would gather if Meghan McCain was on, I should be casting the Traitors.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think Meghan McCain would go on the Traitors, though.
Monet Exchange
Was she busy? Is she on her world tour?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, this is not a rival. We have a job to do, Lana.
Monet Exchange
Okay, let's do an episode. We should do an episode where we cast our own shows, you and I. The one where we cast traitors and we cast movies or something like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, break that down. Lana says she's been labeled, as we
Monet Exchange
call it, the one where Monet and Bob work in casting.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, okay. Lana says she's been labeled as a fashion queen.
Monet Exchange
Bitch, you don't wear anything. Everything's new. Who's labeled you? You've been in a drag for three weeks.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what I say, who labeled her the fashion girl? And this is not shredded, Shay. I love Lana's personality on Twitter.
Monet Exchange
According to Violet, you and me be shredding the girls to pieces on the podcast.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, did you see the thing on TikTok? Someone put their call and then our call, like, after each other.
Monet Exchange
I'm not saying it. Can you send it to me?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I'll send it to you.
Monet Exchange
So whoever did that, stop pulling stuff from our patreon. That was a Patreon exclusive.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah.
Monet Exchange
Stop pulling nothing from our patreon and putting it on social media.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God.
Advertiser
It is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. And it's so. Imagine paying for content and then putting it out, literally.
Monet Exchange
Y', all, there are people who literally pay for this podcast to be made. Thank you. Shout out to all of our patrons. The cousins, the siblings, the coolants, the dads, all of those. The stepdads I also love. We have a top tier called cool aunt stepdad, and you get to choose what you want to be called. And I love people that walk up to me and me and go, I'm a stepdad. And it's always the women are always stepdads. Have you noticed that? All the gay boys are always cool aunts. And there's a couple of, you know, girls and they who are cool aunts, but only the CIS straight women be like, I'm a stepdad. That is so funny. To me, would you be a stepdad or a cool aunt?
Bob the Drag Queen
I would be a Kulan for sure.
Monet Exchange
I'd be a Kul aunt, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Someone called me auntie the other year on social media. I'm like, I am not auntie. I am not auntie.
Monet Exchange
Well, to be clear. To be clear, when Lana Jarret was going to prom on Zoom, you were in your 30s. You only had back pain.
Bob the Drag Queen
We all got pain. And so.
Monet Exchange
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Betsy is looking and talking to the girls, and she's Ani. She's Ani. She's like, ani, is this a latex dress? She's go. She's like, yeah. She's like.
Monet Exchange
She's like, calm down. I think. Of course, she's. She's like. She's, like, working on her dress for her, basically. That's fierce to me. She's giving her suggestion. What she was doing. She was pulling the top down to give it that thing. I was like, girl, get your hands up in there. First of all, can I just say, Betsy Johnson is one of my favorite guests who's ever been on Drag Race. Easily, easily. She's the. In my opinion, she is the best untucked guest who's ever will get there. And. And no one better rip our fucking content and try to steal it again. But to me, she is the best guest who's ever been in untucked. She is having fun. She's like, what, 82 years old?
Bob the Drag Queen
82? Yeah.
Monet Exchange
Did she still do the cartwheel to the splits?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she only did a split. Cause on All Stars 7, she came on All Stars 7, and she sprained her ankle doing the cartwheel. Yeah. So she just went into the split instead of, like, doing the cartwheel into it. I also love when Rue is in the walk through with Girls and he's talking to Corey about her dress, about the silhouette of her dress, and he goes. When Ruth speaks of himself and in the third person as a judge, I'm like, girl, just say, I wrote that down too.
Monet Exchange
The judges might not like that. Bitch. You are the judges.
Bob the Drag Queen
So it really. It's funny to me.
Monet Exchange
Paul's like, I have the. I have the ultimate say. I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make anyway. The. The bitch making. The bitch making decisions.
Bob the Drag Queen
She might.
Monet Exchange
She might not like this.
Bob the Drag Queen
It literally. And Corey takes a note. Well, again, with her little. And she just decides against it. But it's weird choice.
Monet Exchange
But they really love Anya's sketch, and they love Corey's sketch, and they just like the Fact that Corey can draw. Cory's really good at drawing. But I like Corey's original dress more than Corey's. The dress that Corey made.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, you like her what?
Monet Exchange
The drawing. Her original drawing is, to me, is better than the one that. The one she ended up making.
Advertiser
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause the drawing looked like it was more like a baby doll. And this ended up being like a weird bridesmaid's length dress. I agree.
Monet Exchange
Because she. What Cory drew did not look like a hoochie mama dress to me. It looked like it flared out at the waist and had a big bow back or something really tight. And she ended up. She ended up making what she had already made just on a slant.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Anya's also relying on selling the garment to be safe because that helped her out before. And I'm like. I mean, I will say Monique Hart did a great job of not having the best offensive season 10, but selling it. And the judges.
Monet Exchange
We shouldn't have any offense in season 10.
Bob the Drag Queen
The judges live for it, so I don't think that's a bad.
Monet Exchange
Every week was a sewing challenge for Every week was a sewing challenge for Mohart, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like that. When two seasons of work group and Alicia Keys give her a black girl badge. That shit was so funny. They give it up for the 10 tappy toes and the 11 plain fingers of Miss Alicia. Susie Keys, too.
Monet Exchange
Alicia.
Bob the Drag Queen
Susie Keys, too.
Monet Exchange
Is crazy. Should we get into this? So then this, you know, they started. They started doing their makeup, and Lexi's very emotional again.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why is she emotional again?
Monet Exchange
She said. She said that since transitioning, she's become very emotional. And also, I think maybe the competition is getting to her as well. Maybe she's just an emotional person in general. I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet Exchange
We're being primed for the lip sync for the smackdown of the season. Cause they're like, Sam is. I think Sam's trying to be a third. Sam is really up. Sam is up in there. Sam wants to get up in that sandwich, honey. Sam wants to get between these two. Maybe Sam is verse. Maybe Sam is first. She wants the top, Lydia and bottom for Corey because she is trying to get. She's in their business. She's like, what do you guys love about each other as partners?
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't see Sam topping, but maybe she's a good topper.
Monet Exchange
She was saying that. Well, she said that when they were like, sam, nice tool. She goes, that's what they always say. I hear that a lot. So maybe. Maybe Sam got that bat.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honey, Honey slinging. And I'M humming like a mother tucking baseball bat shredding all night. Then another night. What the hell is an appetite?
Monet Exchange
You know what? 80% of the lyrics is better than you do when you turn upstage and do this. And you're mad because Nicole Byer clocked you. You're mad because Nicole Byer clocked you.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you, being my friend, knowing the truth, just sat there idly, and that
Monet Exchange
is literally not what happened. If I can watch the footage. Of course Monat will lie and make up her own story, but sure. Cause I said it.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then you said this.
Monet Exchange
I said Monat usually knows her lyrics. That would be really shocking because Monet is. Is known to know her lyrics very well.
Bob the Drag Queen
But you first did this.
Monet Exchange
Monet. Listen, be mad at yourself. Go fight Nicole Byer, okay? Be mad.
Bob the Drag Queen
Be.
Monet Exchange
Be mad at. Be mad at you. I didn't have nothing to do with that, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
Shall we get into the lyrics?
Monet Exchange
Let's get into. Cause there's not a lot of drama this episode. Oh, wait, I do want. I wrote down that Lydia loves that Cory's very, very nice and very kind, and she loves her arms.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her arms, honey. She likes Cory's arms. She's like, Cory.
Monet Exchange
And then Corey. I can't remember what Corey said about Lydia.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cory was like, oh, I wrote this down. Corey, like, it seems like. It seems a little bit. Cory has a hard time being, like, vulnerable and, like, talking about, like, emotional stuff. Oh, not emotional. Like, just, like, not. You know, Kiki and Kakan, like, they ask him, like, what do you really like about Lydia? He's like, I like that she's here and she's cool.
Monet Exchange
They're all like, her butthole.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So I think Cory has a hard time with sentimental emotions, which is valid.
Monet Exchange
Something I also forgot to mention was, Corey, you may be my top, but for the judges, you'll always be a bottom. Which is. Which was a good read.
Bob the Drag Queen
Imagine the plot twist when actually, Lydia is the top in the relationship.
Monet Exchange
Honestly, I'd watch it. All right, let's go into these lurks, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought Rue was giving. Okay. I love the rouge dress. I loved it. But the way that it stopped right at the tip of her thing, she looked. It looked like it was just a. It was just like. Like. Like a big clit. Did you notice this?
Monet Exchange
I like a big clit, so I think this is great. I just think.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't like as it's interesting.
Monet Exchange
All the judges look. Also, that's not what a clit looks like.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know, I know. But it is a. I Know, girl, everyone looks great.
Monet Exchange
Betsy, Michelle, Carson, Ru. I love all these outfits. I would honestly wear every single one of these outfits. Maybe not. Well, I would wear Carson's. Actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would wear Carson.
Monet Exchange
I wouldn't wear it, but I love all these outfits.
Bob the Drag Queen
Carson always looks like he's about to present on a. Like. Like host a Vegas show, don't he?
Monet Exchange
He looks. Yeah, he looks like a magician in Vegas.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, for sure.
Monet Exchange
Like. Like a. Like a tiger's about to walk out on stage, and he's gonna. He's gonna make it disappear in a cage or something.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, for sure.
Monet Exchange
Let's start looking at Jules Sparkles, who is obviously doing the flapper. The flapper look. I like this look. This look is great. Her feet look gigantic.
Bob the Drag Queen
They do, huh? And also because it's a black shoe also. I get it. She probably didn't have anything to match it, so black was the safest option.
Monet Exchange
Black shoes do not make your feet look big. Black shoes make your feet look small. In my opinion, a low heel makes your feet look big.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I was saying that I moved on from the looking big on the fact that I don't love this shoe, this outfit. But she probably didn't have many options.
Monet Exchange
Oh, she. She does. Jacob has put a picture of Fifi o' Hara next to her. She does kind of look a little like Jeremy Carey. Oh, Jeremy Carey. My bad. Do what?
Bob the Drag Queen
The artist formerly known as Fifi.
Monet Exchange
Yeah, she does look a little like Jeremy Carey in this picture. Yeah, but I like this look. I mean, Jules is obviously a very, very talented seamstress, and I love this Mitch Max matched coat that she's wearing. The shawl thing. Um, this is a great look. She. I think she looks amazing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think this is good, too. Now I want to address something I. People have been like, ugh, Monet will say one thing on similar rivalries sometimes and go say something different. On Pitstop number one. The pitstop, we record them, and if we don't see untucked, untucked times kind of gives me more perspective and I form more opinions. For example, Suzy, where I never saw Susie and untucked, Now I'm watching Susie and untucked, and I think that changes my thoughts and opinions about queens. The more I see them untucked. Also, sometimes with looks, the more you sit with looks and you see them like. And. And you. I. I see. I'm seeing them up close here. Like, I did not like Lydia's outfit, but looking at it here, I kind of like the absurdity of it.
Monet Exchange
Right. Another thing, Monet changed her opinions too. Monet's afraid of. Of Lux London Noir. Like Monet's afraid of her. She's afraid to get beat up. She's afraid to get read into the ground. And she knew that if she came out sideways at your homegirl Lana Jarret, that Lutz would have like literally read her into oblivion and she would have started crying. So here Monet feels more safe because she doesn't want to get read down by the Queen of Reeds.
Bob the Drag Queen
Exactly correct.
Monet Exchange
Lux London Noir.
Bob the Drag Queen
But according to you, Lux New. You just call her Lux London Noir again, it's Lux. You don't even know her fucking name. Know her fucking name before you started posting.
Monet Exchange
Well, you're the one who said her name because you're scared of her. I'm not scared of this little bitch. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, I kind of like Lydia's dress. Is that crazy?
Monet Exchange
Um, is that crazy? So messy and it's very. It's. It's. I would say this. It is very Lydia, very Lydia. But like, with the Betsy of it
Bob the Drag Queen
all, like, Betsy's a little crazy. Betsy isn't this like, you know, nutty? But I kind of like it.
Monet Exchange
Is she wearing a wig on top of a. Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I love that. Actually. I kind of love that.
Monet Exchange
I like parts of this. There are parts of this that I do enjoy. She's kind of low key doing the Arrietty nose.
Bob the Drag Queen
Uh, no, no low key. Arrietty's just white. But the thing is, Lydia is the color of a highlight. Arietti is a brown skinned person. So Lydia is all one color. Ariadi be like brown, white.
Monet Exchange
Let's go on to Suzanne too, hating this. Yeah, I don't like this.
Bob the Drag Queen
This should have been in the bottom. I don't know how she's not in the bottom.
Monet Exchange
This should be in the bottom. I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, this hair with this was so crazy.
Monet Exchange
No, I think the hair actually makes sense.
Bob the Drag Queen
I hated the hair. These spats she tried to make to make like little shoe covers were terrible. I thought this was. I cannot believe this was safe. I'm gagged.
Monet Exchange
Yeah. I did not like this outfit. They didn't want to see her tap dancing to Kiss Me. Deadly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Ms. Corey King. You know, she had this whole aversion. She was like, I'm like, I don't want to go on stage wearing no grandma gown. I'm like, why don't it be a grandma gown? I'm like, if you just made a. Like, what would make a grandma like I don't understand like that, that pov. And this was like, this was, this was a really bad look. The boob plate is showing on the sides. Now this ain't no lala ri bag dress obviously, but this was not, not great.
Monet Exchange
Yeah, the, the, the, the side of your boobs play showing also. Why are there holes in her stockings? Is that a stirrup? And she. Because if you're wearing stirrup tights, your heel goes into that hole that's on her left ankle. And also you're supposed to wear those underneath the full pair of tights. So if you wear stir. So sometimes drag queens will wear multiple pair of tights. Like I usually wear like three pair of tights. I put on two pair of tights and I put on this pair of leggings over top. But the ones underneath are just. There's a hole where my heel goes through and it doesn't cover my toes. Cause after a while. And Monet knows this because Monet used to wear the tights back in the day. It pull like by the end of the night your toes are just keep getting pulled. They're getting literally crunched. Your toenails hurt your toe like it. Honestly, it's one of the most painful parts of drag, in my humble opinion.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. I mean, again, obviously I didn't live through foot binding, but it feels like you're like every night sometimes if you do five gigs a week every night you feel your, like you're like binding your feet. It's kind of crazy.
Monet Exchange
So to any girls out there who want a tip, get a pair of opaque tights to put over the top. And then for the tights underneath, try to get the same color if you can, but stir up some in less colors. Especially for the dark girls. I have to get. My tights are all custom made. Actually, I started making my own tights right after Drag Race. I started making my own tights out of just flesh colored spandex. But you buy the stirrup tights so your heels can go through and it will make your life so much easier. Like I'm telling you, you might get a little bit of a ridge on your, your, on your, at the bottom of your tights, but it's better than getting your toes crunched to smithereens.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but I think Corey's makeup and the hair were actually. I think her makeup is actually very beautiful.
Monet Exchange
And I love Acacia wig I was telling you about. Acacia would wear her wig. She wears Suzy 2's wig.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And I will say this is the Blonde that looks good on Corey. This is the color blonde that looks nicer. She normally chooses that, like, brassy blonde, this blonde color. Almost like an ashy blonde. I think this is the herti.
Advertiser
Yeah.
Monet Exchange
But this look is not great. There's a lot of faux pas. Faux pas. A lot of wrong things about this dress. I think she was rightfully in the bottom. Let's go on to Anya Nerve. Anya Nerve is doing this tube dress with the bows, and I agree with the judges critiques. The bows are they just in whatever order she could put them on there? It feels like she didn't think about what direction or order the bow should be going on. She was just like, just put them on, girl. Just get them on the dress before runaway start.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. This is not a good look. And that fucking ruffle of the bottom looks crazy. The back of it looks crazy. She. Yeah, she should have. At least if she would have swapped the middle and the bottom bow, that one made maybe a little more sense. It would still be ugly, but at least one makes more sense.
Monet Exchange
Whatever she did for this middle bow, do that again, because these other two. The top one is not a bow. The top one is a semicircle.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's a clown collar look.
Monet Exchange
Like, honestly, the bottom one looks like two bells, only the middle one is a bow.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Yeah. Not good. Not a good look. Bottom.
Monet Exchange
Let's go on to Lana Jarret, who is wearing. This is. By the way, this is a. Oh, my God. Can you bring up Lana's tweet about what she says on the Runway and put it on the screen? I think it might be her most liked tweet. It got, like, 11,000 likes because people are finally waking up to the even. She's waking up to it. But while we bring that up, this looks like the same dress she keeps making over and over again.
Bob the Drag Queen
The one that she made for the first design challenge. Right.
Monet Exchange
And the second one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I don't understand why she didn't try to go something different. I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
Monet Exchange
I also feel like. I mean, you know me, I like a little bit of shape. So if you're not gonna. Oh. So she said before Drag Race, I only wore bras and panties. So quite literally, everything I've worn on this show has been different for me. I don't even remember saying that that much. L m a o O. Okay. Okay. So even Lana is gagged at how often she said, this isn't. This is very, very new for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will say I love her in These shoes, you know, she always, always wears those loose sight pleasers. I like seeing her in a different shoe.
Monet Exchange
I was about to say this isn't loosey.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she used to wear them all the time. She wears them all.
Monet Exchange
Yeah. No, this. Yeah, yeah, this is a cute shoe on her. But I do not. I want a little shape. Either corset or if she would have done like a flare. She looks so cute with a flared out dress. I don't know why everything has to be skin tight on her.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't understand either. I'm just like, yeah. The lack of corsetry and padding is driving me a little crazy, which I
Monet Exchange
imagine if you're wearing bra and panties, why you'd want to not wear corsets and pads. But if you're wearing anything else, girl, come on, give us a little bit of extra. If, if your midsection is covered. Squeeze it in, Mary.
Bob the Drag Queen
Squeeze it in. And if, if you don't have a corset, bitch, get some duct tape. That's what, that's what I did back in the day. I mean, I did like rip a chunk of my skin off one time.
Monet Exchange
But you can also, by the way you're listening, if you're listening out there, you can also take a T shirt and cut the sleeves off and just have the middle of your. Or make a. Make or, or pull your tights all the way up. Or just have a tube here and wrap the duct tape around that. You don't have to put the duct tape on your skin. That's insane.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I did.
Monet Exchange
And now look at you. Skinless.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, look at me now.
Monet Exchange
Look at you looking like a skinless chicken. Skinless chicken breast.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go on to Arrietty doing like the, The Ride Wore Black. Kind of do like a reverse gown tuxedo situation with the white bow tie. I thought this was. I thought this was cool. Of all of Arrietty's constructions on the show, it's not. It's probably my least favorite of everything she's made on this that we've seen. But I still think it's a nice look.
Monet Exchange
She Loki looks like Lydia Deets.
Bob the Drag Queen
I could see that. I can see Lydia Deets.
Monet Exchange
But yeah, I mean, this is not my favorite thing she's made, but I, I haven't. I don't really have any qualms with it. I would say it's not very Betsy Johnson, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. At all. It doesn't look like Betsy Johnson at all.
Monet Exchange
Which is why I think she should have taken the note, you know, I could see.
Bob the Drag Queen
I could see also de la Renta, but not Betsy Johnson.
Monet Exchange
Let's go on to Sam Star.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hated it.
Monet Exchange
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
I hated this. I did not think this was good. I kind of gagged that people liked it so much.
Monet Exchange
I like it. I think she looks like Madonna in the 80s. I think that she looks like Betsey Johnson. I think this look is honestly really cool. I think she understood the assignment. In my opinion, she may have understood this assignment almost better than anyone, quite frankly. Mm. Even this was even Betsy Johnson's favorite outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she said that, but Betsy Johnson was in that untucked home. I'm talking about everything. No, Betsy Johnson was just being kind of.
Monet Exchange
No, Betsy didn't tell everyone. Betsy just looked at Samsara and was like, this was my favorite outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sam asked her. Sam asked her. That's why.
Monet Exchange
But she didn't say Betsy could have been like, it was great. She said, this was my favorite one. She said it. She hit it with the scarecrow. I don't think I miss you most of all, she said to Sam Star, to me, she looks like Madonna in the 80s.
Bob the Drag Queen
I see Madonna 100%, but I just didn't like. I didn't like that. We can see that short. That short petticoat under it. That took me out of the fantasy, and I just didn't. I didn't love the hair really so much. I think the bow in the hair was a little too. I don't know, Wasn't I. I didn't love. But what do I know about fashion?
Monet Exchange
Lexi Love. This actually is my favorite.
Bob the Drag Queen
This was really stunning.
Monet Exchange
This look is. This looks so cool. I cannot believe she made that giant tool BOA in that time.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. This was a really, really, really dope look. I love what she did with, like, the ballet lacing up her. The ballet ribbons lacing up her legs. This was so beautiful. I love that she put that pop of color with that wig under it to give us some color in there to make it more fun and exciting. This was. I agree. This is my favorite look. I thought she looked stunning. Now, Julia. Julia Fox did this in Weiderhoft for bridal thing once upon a time. So I think this is. And. But Lexi said it. She said, Julia Fox, blah, blah, blah, blah. This was. Julia Fox was clearly the inspiration, But I think Lexi changed it enough with the dress underneath. She didn't do gloves. She made the.
Monet Exchange
And she gave it a. She gave it a Betsy flair.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she gave it a Betsy flair. So I think Lexi fucking killed this.
Monet Exchange
And to be fair, the only thing that Julia. That Julia Fox, by the way, it's not Julie Fox. Den is actually. She wore it in a Runway show. But it's just the giant veil over the head. The rest of the dress. The rest of the outfit is nothing like what Julia Fox wore.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, Jacob, you put the phonetic spelling Wiederhoft, since his German is a V, before the I, it's called is Wiederhoft. But. Oh.
Monet Exchange
Anyway, I went to college with him, and I am pretty sure that's how he pronounces.
Bob the Drag Queen
But in German, the word is Wiederhoft.
Monet Exchange
You got your ass ate up. Jacob actually went to college with him.
Bob the Drag Queen
Drop a picture. I want to see proof. Because you. And don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Dr. No picture of you and him.
Monet Exchange
Like, you tried to gather Jacob, and Jacob gathered you, but Jacob actually knows Weiderhoff.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's Wiederhoft.
Monet Exchange
They're actual friends, Honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wiederhof.
Monet Exchange
Actual friends. Ok. That.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, you was there.
Monet Exchange
Yes, Honey. Jackson Wiederhoff, graduation collection at Parsons School of Fashion, where Jacob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob went to the Parsons School of Fashion.
Monet Exchange
Jacob went to Parsons. Parsons School of Design.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. Okay. Hundreds.
Monet Exchange
What you don't know is Jacob could design you under the table.
Bob the Drag Queen
Tens of thousands of people go to Parsons. Okay, so also, you went to the table.
Monet Exchange
Jacob could design you under the table.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it'll be you, Jessica. Jacob went to Barnes.
Monet Exchange
We're gonna do a challenge. Jacob and Mo will design dresses for me, and we're gonna see who's the best.
Bob the Drag Queen
Alicia Keys. Alicia keys went to PPAs. Does that mean we went there at the same time?
Monet Exchange
We need to go at the same time because you're older than she is. Jacob and Monet will both design a dress for me, and we're gonna see who's. And Jacob's gonna pummel you into the ground. Anyways, Jacob, what do you think about this? Jacob, Are you gonna. Are you gonna destroy Monet? Yeah, I'm gonna eat her up. Thank you, Jackie.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all eat my ass, faggot.
Monet Exchange
Okay. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
You've been hanging out with Selena.
Monet Exchange
Selena too much. Monet went and did a gig and drove from home from the gig in a corset, which is insane.
Bob the Drag Queen
I used to do that back in New York all the time, too.
Monet Exchange
You driving a corset? Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause honestly, it's like, more. It's painful. I hate it. But it's giving you more corset training, so your body's like.
Monet Exchange
I would Just always bring a. You know. You remember my little. The polka dot bag I used to
Bob the Drag Queen
carry around
Monet Exchange
you r a little poke that bag.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yo, Bob. Bob had extra fabric. One day he yet he made himself a bag to carry his to and from gigs. I'm like, just go to the store and buy one. What are you doing?
Monet Exchange
I had the fabric, and that bag lasted me a very long time.
Bob the Drag Queen
Where is it now?
Monet Exchange
Girl, I don't know, but that bag lasted a long. It was a big, huge polka dot bag with a zipper on it. I've had a zipper in it, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will say this, Bob, is that you really made yourself like, you really taught us about to sell. And you became a good. A pretty good seamstress.
Monet Exchange
I have lost all of it, baby. I have lost. Last thing I sewed for myself was May. I mean, I was living in New York City, so it was more than four years ago.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was it that, like, that rose gold, like, short dress you made?
Monet Exchange
Yeah, yeah, I made this rose gold short dress that I put a zipper in it. It wasn't alligator. It wasn't a alligator spine, though. A dinosaur spine.
Bob the Drag Queen
Whatever they call it. Stegosaurus.
Monet Exchange
Yeah, Ste. Wasn't stegosaurus spine, but I made a rose gold dress. This dress right here. This dress right here, I made for myself years ago. I made maybe, like, oh, four or five years ago, girl. I was the last time you saw on Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
The last thing I saw was on Drag Race, the last thing I saw for myself was the Spanish dress with the latch.
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No.
Monet Exchange
Cause you sold on All Stars. Oh, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, All Stars. Okay. Yeah.
Monet Exchange
Your Wheel of Fortune dress or your Wheel of Fortune disco moment.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, well, pre Drag Race. No, that's not true. Pre Drag Race, the last thing I probably sold was something before the announce. I have not sold anything for myself. Like, that's not on a competition on Drag Race from. Since I was announced on season 10, so 2017.
Monet Exchange
I love sewing. Monday night. I used to sew every day.
Bob the Drag Queen
You did? And I did not like sewing. I sewed out of necessity. I did not sew because I like to do it.
Monet Exchange
It. I used to be up in the fabric district, the garment district. Just like sewing. I loved. So I need to get back into sewing. I. I've set up a little sewing station in my studio. You saw it?
Bob the Drag Queen
I saw it.
Monet Exchange
I said, oh, crafting tables. I'm trying to get back into the business, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
I said, oh, okay. I'm about to be on my pearl
Monet Exchange
shit, making my little outfits, walking on the treadmill.
Bob the Drag Queen
Does she do the house.
Monet Exchange
She spins. You haven't seen Pearl. Pearl.
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She.
Monet Exchange
She. She thrifts and then she makes these like, like, Rukoko looking outfits.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would love to have Pearl on. Monet talks. I'm gonna reach out to her, but
Monet Exchange
I know she's busy that day.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's, like, in the woods somewhere.
Monet Exchange
She's busy that day.
Bob the Drag Queen
Favorite look, Lexi.
Monet Exchange
I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lexi was my favorite look, too.
Monet Exchange
Yeah, that's amazing. She really ate this look up. She looks so good. And I love that we're not looking at so many fucking looks again. Like, now we're down to nine girls, which feels great. Facts.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lee's favorite is going to be Honestly, between Corey and Anya.
Monet Exchange
For me, for me, it's between. Oh, this light does not want to stay up. For me, it's between. Okay, Susie, Corey, Anya, and I'm going to go ahead and give it to Anya because these bows look so sad. Yeah, yeah, these bows just look so sad.
Bob the Drag Queen
Um, there wasn't anything crazy with the critiques for me. I didn't have any notes on there, but I don't know if you did.
Monet Exchange
I said that Betsy loved Jewel Sparkles. And, and, and, and everyone loved, obviously, love, Lexi. Love.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, bitch, when they announced Jules Sparkles is the winner, Lexi is she. She's joining the JanSport face crack family. Right? I mean, me too.
Monet Exchange
I mean, I like Jewel Sparkles, but Lexi's outfit was just better. It was better by every metric.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree.
Monet Exchange
It looks more Betsy Johnson. The look is made better. She looks. Looks cool. I'm gagged, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
You could have absolutely won. Like, absolutely won.
Monet Exchange
So as you. So Jules Sparkle is the winner of this week's challenge, and the bottom three are on your nerve and the couple. Am I boring you? Is Drag Race boring to you or something? The show that made you who you are, you're bored with it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Now shut the fuck up, bitch, and get to your next one, because I will.
Monet Exchange
The show that created you, let me tell you right now, two things made you RuPaul's Drag Race and Bob the Drag Queen. So whenever you see either one of us, show up, pay your fucking respects, bitch. Sit up straight. Act like you. Act like you driving in a corset, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you fucking done?
Monet Exchange
You know what? When we go to this game day today, I'm targeting you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why?
Monet Exchange
I don't even care if we're on the same team. I'm targeting you. You're fucking.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're so diabolical. Anyway, can I just say last thing?
Monet Exchange
All of the reality TV people In the world. Y' all are fools. Drag Race. You're fools. Traitors. You're fools. After midnight. You're fools. None of you have ever cast me and Monet on the same show. That is crazy to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know. I know.
Monet Exchange
That is it. How? That's insane.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Bob. I will say the cats are together. It will. Whatever show we are on together, it will become our show.
Monet Exchange
And it should be.
Bob the Drag Queen
It'll be sibling rivalry. X trainers. It would really just become our production.
Monet Exchange
Imagine me and you on Drag Race together. That wouldn't even put us on F. At midnight together.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know. And we were here at the same time, too.
Monet Exchange
We're here. You're fools. You're all fools. Literally.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Lydia and Corey are. Are in the bottom together. And they lift singing to kiss me. Deadly. I, I, I. You do.
Monet Exchange
This is her favorite song. She can't stop singing it. She sing it three times already.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I always had Raj on the pitstop and Raja always knows, like, all this. I was surprised even. Not even Raja knew the song. And, like, she knows. Loves 80s shit.
Monet Exchange
Yeah. I don't know this song. It was fun, though. I like the song. It was fun.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. It's a cute one.
Monet Exchange
I feel like Corey King is pulling some punches here.
Bob the Drag Queen
What does that mean? Like, she's not doing. She's not doing the best. Yeah.
Monet Exchange
She's pulling a punch. Like, she's not hitting as hard. Like, I've. We've seen Cory King in the bottom, and Corey King would do a cartwheel. She would jump 30ft in the air. She will slam her pussy into the earth. She. She's pulling punches. Only thing she did that was gaggy was pointing at RuPaul and calling him an old man, which RuPaul loved.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was very funny. But I also think she doesn't want to do all the tricks. Like, she. She was just in the bottom last week. You can't do all the same tricks again. It gets redundant.
Monet Exchange
Do something. She is. Like, it feels. This is her second time or third time at the bottom? Second time. Third. Third time. I mean, her goose is cooked anyway. Yeah. But Lydia's not holding back. And the makeout was kind of epic.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was fierce. It was fierce. It was hot. How did none of the makeup transfer on each other? Did you notice this? When I've kissed other queens or whatever or in, like, a bit or something on stage, my chocolate makeup is all over them or their fucking shit is all over me.
Monet Exchange
It's because they use bomo's brand new setting. Spray coming out in just two weeks. No, I'm kidding. We're not dropping anything. That'd be a great advertiser, though, wouldn't it?
Bob the Drag Queen
That would be. That would be. Yeah, but I thought it was hot. It was cute. But I think it was Lydia's second time, Corey's third time, and Lydia did a good job, and Corey rightfully went home.
Monet Exchange
So Lydia bested Corey King. She topped Corey.
Bob the Drag Queen
She topped Corey. She also. Corey also also said, they got me, gal. I'm like, bitch, you got you, gal. No, who's they? They is you. You got yourself.
Monet Exchange
She doing the revolving. The judges bitches won't like this.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I think Corey, we missed. Corey was a great addition to the season. I'm so happy Cory's cast. She is fucking hilarious online. Her online presence is great. She's great at the Internet, and she is. And she was really funny in the show. And I can see Corey. You know, a lot of. A few people have said it, and I think I see it. Cory gives very Monet exchange energy, as in her first season. The runways were terrible. Great personality. And she's going to come back on All Stars and mark my words. Words turn the party.
Monet Exchange
But Corey had good wings wigs on the season, though. So we will see y'. All. We're gonna go discuss untucked. We will see y' all over on the Patreon. And do not rip our content. And also, if you're on YouTube, anything past the halfway mark is stolen. People paid for this. People pay good money to come see this. Don't be giving it out for free.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah,
Monet Exchange
for us letting that slip, we. We will get on top of it. Litigation will happen. Happen.
Bob the Drag Queen
How the hell. Okay, I don't know how the hell we gonna find out who stole and did it.
Monet Exchange
Monet's on top of that. Goodbye, Patreon. By.
Podcast: Sibling Rivalry Presents Sibling Watchery
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Air Date: March 5, 2025
Episode: RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 17, Episode 9 – "Heavens To Betsey!" (Design Challenge)
This episode centers on the "Heavens To Betsey!" design challenge, where the top nine queens design looks inspired by 80s fashion icon Betsey Johnson. Monét and Bob recap the episode, drag the looks, debate the results, and bring their classic blend of shade, heart, and unfiltered hilarity. There’s critique for the queens, sidebars about their own Drag Race experiences, and plenty of inside jokes.
Bottom three: Anya Nerve, Corey King, Lydia
Lip sync: Lydia vs. Corey to “Kiss Me Deadly” – which Monet loves; Corey is accused of “pulling her punches,” but Lydia “tops” and wins ([57:43]–[59:24]).
Corey King is eliminated, with praise for being great TV and hopes for an All Stars run (“She gives very Monet Exchange energy, season one – she’ll turn the party on All Stars.”)
Bob and Monet keep the energy high, mixing genuine fashion critique with outlandish banter and insider stories. Both agree Lexi was robbed this week; the judging was suspect but entertaining. They highlight the importance of drag fundamentals (corsets, padding, silhouettes), lament the missed opportunity in casting both of them together for reality TV, and leave listeners laughing with their infectious sibling chemistry.
Next episode: Patreon untucked! (And a reminder not to repost Patreon content...)
Best in Show: Lexi Love’s tulle look
Biggest Gag: Lydia not picking her boyfriend, and Lexi not winning
Hosts’ Mood: Unapologetically shady, nostalgic, and razor-sharp
For all the inside jokes, runway references, and shade you crave, you can catch the full unfiltered recap on their Patreon.