Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S17 E9 "Heavens To Betsey!"

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S17 E9 'Heavens To Betsey!'"

Release Date: March 5, 2025

Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monet X Change

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Introduction

In the episode titled “Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S17 E9 'Heavens To Betsey!'” from the popular comedy duo behind the hit podcast Sibling Rivalry, hosts Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change delve deep into the ninth episode of Season 17 of RuPaul's Drag Race. Despite not being actual siblings, their infectious chemistry and sharp humor make for an engaging and insightful discussion.

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Scheduling Shenanigans [02:35 - 03:01]

The episode kicks off with a humorous recount of a scheduling conflict between a game day event and their podcast recording. Bob humorously laments, “we can't go to the game because you and I have a podcast” ([02:35] Bob). Monet points out the clash in timing, leading to Bob having to wake up early to accommodate the podcast recording.

Notable Quote:

• Bob the Drag Queen: “Wake that up, boy.” ([02:35])

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Overview of Design Challenges [03:01 - 04:08]

Bob and Monet transition into discussing the core of the episode: the third design challenge of the season. They highlight the return of design challenges to the competition, reminiscent of earlier seasons where numerous design tasks were a staple.

Notable Quotes:

• Monet X Change: “Drag Race is back in their design bag...” ([03:24])
• Bob the Drag Queen: “This is the third design challenge of the season...” ([03:35])

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Contestant Performance and Critiques [04:08 - 15:20]

The hosts provide detailed critiques of various contestants' performances and designs:

• Jules Sparkles: Praised for her creativity and seamstress skills. Bob mentions, “Jules Sparkles is not only a really good designer, but she's also genuinely very funny” ([10:19] Bob).

• Corey King: Discussed extensively, Bob shares personal anecdotes about Corey’s attempts to express vulnerability, noting her difficulty in being emotionally open. Monet adds insights into Corey's competitive spirit, “I wanted to win every time…” ([06:09] Monet).

• Lydia Deets: Applauded for her standout designs, with Monet stating, “I kind of like the absurdity of it” ([41:42] Monet).

• Arrietty and Sam Starr: Both received mixed reviews, with Monet expressing frustration over their strategic choices and Bob highlighting Sam’s attempt to navigate competition dynamics.

Notable Quotes:

• Bob the Drag Queen: “Jules Sparkles is a really good designer...” ([10:19])
• Monet X Change: “I wanted to win on season 10...” ([06:09])

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Personal Anecdotes and Relatable Stories [15:20 - 31:40]

Throughout the episode, Bob and Monet intersperse their critiques with personal stories, making the discussion relatable and entertaining:

• Prom Stories: Both hosts share humorous and somewhat dramatic tales about missing prom dates. Bob recounts how he was stood up by a girl named Sherroyal, while Monet reveals she never attended prom because no one asked her.

Notable Quotes:

• Bob the Drag Queen: “She stopped answering my calls.” ([28:54])

• Monet X Change: “No one asked me, so I didn't go to prom.” ([29:30])

• Sewing and Design: They discuss their sewing experiences, with Bob reminiscing about his time in the Garment District and Monet sharing her necessity-driven sewing background.

Notable Quotes:

• Bob the Drag Queen: “I loved sewing. I need to get back into sewing.” ([56:16])
• Monet X Change: “I sewed out of necessity.” ([56:21])

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Detailed Outfit Reviews and Judges’ Feedback [31:40 - 58:14]

The heart of the episode revolves around detailed analyses of the runway looks presented in RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17, Episode 9. Bob and Monet meticulously dissect each contestant's outfit, offering both praise and constructive criticism:

• Lydia’s Tube Dress: Monet expresses initial disapproval but grows to appreciate its uniqueness, noting its “absurdity” ([41:42] Monet). Bob adds that it’s “very Lydia” with a “Betsy flair” ([42:39] Bob).

• Sam Starr’s 80s-Inspired Look: Bob admires the execution, comparing it to Madonna in the 80s, while Monet remains unconvinced about certain elements like the short petticoat.

Notable Quotes:

• Monet X Change: “I don't like this shoe, this outfit.” ([40:32])

• Bob the Drag Queen: “I think she looks like Madonna in the 80s.” ([50:15])

• Corey King’s Grandma Gown: Monet criticizes the balance and design, while Bob comments on the technical aspects like the side boob wings and stocking stirrups.

Notable Quotes:

• Monet X Change: “This was really a bad look.” ([43:44])

• Bob the Drag Queen: “It's one of the most painful parts of drag...” ([45:05])

• Jules Sparkles’ Flapper Look: Both hosts commend Jules for her seamless mix-matched coat and bow integration, praising her seamstress skills.

Notable Quotes:

• Bob the Drag Queen: “I think she looks amazing.” ([40:15])
• Monet X Change: “I think this is my favorite look.” ([51:32])

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Final Thoughts and Winner Announcement [58:03 - 61:43]

As the episode nears its conclusion, Bob and Monet reflect on the overall performances and announce Jules Sparkles as the winner of the design challenge, while Lydia Deets and Corey King find themselves in the bottom three.

Notable Quotes:

• Monet X Change: “Lexi was my favorite look, too.” ([57:21])
• Bob the Drag Queen: “Jules Sparkles is the winner of this week's challenge...” ([58:31])

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Closing Remarks and Future Plans [61:43 - 62:58]

Wrapping up, the hosts briefly touch upon upcoming podcast content and plans to delve deeper into episodes like Untucked through their Patreon. They emphasize the importance of supporting their work to continue providing in-depth and entertaining content.

Notable Quotes:

• Bob the Drag Queen: “We will see y'all over on the Patreon...” ([62:49])
• Monet X Change: “Goodbye.” ([62:58])

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Conclusion

In this episode of Sibling Rivalry, Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change deliver a comprehensive and entertaining breakdown of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17, Episode 9. Their blend of sharp critiques, personal anecdotes, and humorous banter provides both fans and newcomers with valuable insights into the intricacies of drag competitions. Notable moments include their praise for Jules Sparkles' design prowess, heartfelt (and hilarious) prom stories, and technical discussions on outfit construction and runway performance.

Whether you're a die-hard Drag Race fan or simply enjoy dynamic and witty podcast hosts, this episode offers plenty of laughs, thoughtful analysis, and memorable quotes to keep you engaged from start to finish.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Bob the Drag Queen: “Wake that up, boy.” ([02:35])
• Bob the Drag Queen: “Jules Sparkles is not only a really good designer, but she's also genuinely very funny.” ([10:19])
• Monet X Change: “I wanted to win on season 10...” ([06:09])
• Bob the Drag Queen: “I like Jules Sparkles, but Lexi's outfit was just better.” ([58:03])
• Monet X Change: “No one asked me, so I didn't go to prom.” ([29:30])
• Bob the Drag Queen: “I've had a zipper in it, too.” ([54:34])

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Final Note: For those interested in supporting Sibling Rivalry and gaining access to exclusive content, consider joining their Patreon community. Stay tuned for more insightful and hilarious discussions in future episodes!

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know kiss me deadly.

[Monet X Change]

That's not. That is not Kiss me, y'all. I keep on singing songs, but I'm just saying, oh, you know, kiss me deadly. Watch this, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know that's not true.

[Monet X Change]

Twinkle, twinkle, little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, Kiss me Deadly. This is Monet. You know the song. Do you Twinkle, twinkle, Kiss me deadly.

[Monet X Change]

Then you don't kiss me deadly. No, Jay, keep all of that in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But keeping me singing Kiss me Deadly. I don't care about that. Why would I care about that?

[Monet X Change]

No, that's not what I wanted him to show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then what are you trying to get him to keep in?

[Monet X Change]

You not being ready, y'all. Y'all see what come in? Oh, sorry. I don't have my notes together. I don't know what page we're on. I don't know what's going on. This nigga's always unprepared.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, let's talk about the fact that what. Let's talk about the real case of what happened. So Monet and I are going to a. A game day. I guess you can't call it a game day. What's the game?

[Monet X Change]

What's the game?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't even know Blood on the Clock Tower. And I was like, monet, we can't go to this game. You and I, we can't go to the game because you and I have a podcast. Monet was like, no, no, no. The podcast is at 2. Is at. The game is at 2. The podcast is at 11. Is at 11. I said, no, Monet. They're both at, like, the same time. Monet could be like, no, that's not true. That's not true. It is. And then finally, Kennedy Text me and was like, you can't do this game. I said, no, Monet thinks that we can make it for some reason. I think we have the timing. And then I called Monat back, and Monet goes, oh, no. They're literally at the exact same time. I was wrong. So then I graciously woke up early to accommodate Monet.

[Monet X Change]

You're going to the game too, because you want to meet Joella. So what's the problem?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just saying you were wrong. And I adjusted my life once again. At least you weren't on an Air Canada flight this time. I didn't bring that to the surface. Wake that up, boy.

[Monet X Change]

And I would, okay, we're not gonna talk about you. But I said that we had to reschedule. Cause you were doing things like going to a Madonna party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wake that up. I was on. I was at work.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no, no, no. When you went to go. No, this was a leisure activity. And Jake will know exactly what I'm talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, this is not sibling rivalry. This is Sibling watcher. We're reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17, Episode 8.

[Monet X Change]

Can someone do a super cut of Bob saying, anyway, this is not sibling rivalry. I need a super cut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to keep us on track. I have to keep us on track. Is this episode 8, right?

[Monet X Change]

No, no, it's episode 9. Episode 9.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Episode 9. Episode 9. And it is a design challenge. So three design challenges.

[Monet X Change]

Drag Race is back in their. They're back in their design bag, like, for the past couple seasons. They are doing. This is, like, back in, like, season three and four, and they're, like, 19 design challenges a season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is the third design challenge of the season, and I have a feeling it's probably going to be one more.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, like the makeover. Yeah, the makeovers aren't like season eight. Season. I think season eight was the last time because of how crazy you had your little. Your person looking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, that person looked great. I look crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, for season 10, my little woman looked great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shout out to her. I came from her name. But she's Russian. Shout out to my little woman. She was Russian.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know her name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't remember her. She don't remember my name either. Shout to her.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. You should have her. You should have on your YouTube and y'all, like, re. Like, redo it or something. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even know. I don't think little one. Little. Little woman. La is even on TV anymore.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't. I don't. I've never watched the little person shows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you know me. I don't watch any reality TV shows unless there's competition.

[Monet X Change]

Um, but. Yeah, yeah. So there. There might be one more. But as far as far as we know, this is the third one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Akasha is kicking. I know. Acacia's at home crying into the pillow. The week that Akasha goes home, they do an 80s designage.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, what? I mean, imagine if.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You imagine if. When you went home on 10, then if they're like. And now opera. Now we'll be singing opera.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that would be why. I mean, was it. Was it 80s or just. Well, not all of it was 80s inspired.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but Betsy is like an icon of the 80s. Like, they're all. They're all wearing. Fucking Acacia forgot hair.

[Monet X Change]

I know. Yeah. Especially. Yeah. And at the top of the episode, Corey. I'm Corey. Sam. They come in. Corey does not look bothered to be in the bottom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Corey knows that her time has come. You know, I made a video about this last night, yesterday on my Instagram. I don't like when girls go on competition shows or anyone and goes, my goal was never to win. Then why. What are you doing here? You just taking. You're just taking up time. I mean, if you're gonna be there, at least try to win. At least you can go on and get your exposure, but at least still, like, play the game, try to win. I had a few people like that on for the Traders who were like, there was Robin from Real Housewives of Potomac. Kept being like, whatever, I just want to go home. Let me go home, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Who's Rob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Robin is from Real Housewives of Potomac. She's a black lady with blonde hair from light skin.

[Monet X Change]

Couldn't remember. Anyway, I think that that's just a coping mechanism so you don't feel as bad. Like, I don't. I. There's no way. Some of these girls came on here and be like, I didn't want to win. Everyone came to win. But when you realize you're not going.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You heard them all say it though, right?

[Monet X Change]

But they just say it because it's a coping mechanism because they suck and they're gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were you trying to win every time you went?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I wanted to win every time. I wanted to win on season 10. I wanted to win on All Stars 4. And I did, and I wanted to win on All Stars 7. And Jinx, Jinx, Jinx. Jinx was like Scar and fucking Mufasi. She took me up to the ledge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And be like, I killed Bob the drag queen.

[Monet X Change]

Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I want. I did want to win. Traitors. I. As y'all can see, I was trying a little too hard. But anyway, so Sam, is this. Sam's little. Like, I can tell she's trying to be a badass or she trying to be a. The. The. The duality of her nature between, like, because she's up there being like, you know, I got my win. And then Arietti's like, just interrupt a girl. She'll sit down. And Sam's like, I'm sorry. What?

[Monet X Change]

I know it got a little while. I'm like, it's not all that, girl. She didn't say. She didn't say that. Your mother's a stupid bitch and your grandmother should have aborted her. She just said, girl. She said. She's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I came for mom and grandma. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

But it felt like a little unwarranted, but I think she just leaves.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's.

[Monet X Change]

She's leaning in. I hope. I hope.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or maybe that's the real Sam.

[Monet X Change]

Is. This is. This is where a little of the Tuck family secret starts to shine. This is. This is. This is very Trinity. I. I'll.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll. What is it?

[Monet X Change]

I'll get a tast if you had a taste or something like that. It's very Trinity coded.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe it with Trinity, though.

[Monet X Change]

No, Trinity is sweet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we go into the reading challenge. This wasn't a bad reading challenge. It wasn't the best ever, but it wasn't bad, though.

[Monet X Change]

You know, some good ones. Okay. My favorite ones. I loved Anya's. A lot of us came here to start our careers. Lana came here to end it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love when Marsha P. Johnson threw you at the Stonewall. How bad did it hurt?

[Monet X Change]

That was really good. That was good. I also like Jules Clapback. This is more. Prove that Jules thinks light on her feet. She said, whatever area.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Quick on her.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, quick. Quick on her feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Light on your feet. It's like when you're like, oh, yeah, you're right.

[Monet X Change]

And I already tried to read Jules, and Jules was like, and your jokes aren't funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that was. That was one of the. I mean, she honestly low key helped her out with that one because those reads were bad. She goes, yeah, yeah, but stones aren't soft and your jokes aren't funny.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did really enjoy when Jewel said Corey King had to start identifying as they them. Not because you're non binary. Because you are the size of a group of people.

[Monet X Change]

That was good. I thought Susie had good jokes, but I was. I was like, like. But her jokes lacked context for us, right? She said. She said. She said Anya always looks pissed off in drag. I'm like, does she Like. I don't think I. In the workroom when she turns, that's Anya.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she talking about Lana.

[Monet X Change]

No, she. This was about Anya. She said Anya.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess Anna Lanya. The. The names kind of sound some Lana.

[Monet X Change]

But there is no Lonnya. Just to be clear, there's no lonnya in the comments.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How the names can come by Anna Lanya. Lanya. Anna, Anna Lanya. Lana. On your lawn. On your lawn.

[Monet X Change]

Is this why you kept that. That episode? Everybody dragged? Well, not dragged. They'll take Bob. What you said, Chris, Sam Star went home. Was clearly Crystal Envy. Sam Star, Cryst. The names sound nothing alike.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I get Crystal and Sam become one. I'm so glad one of them is gone. And quite frankly, I'm glad that it's Crystal Envy of the two. I was Team Tam the whole time.

[Monet X Change]

I also love Susie's 12 step joke to Alexi. I thought that was funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I think Lexi be drinking.

[Monet X Change]

I was gonna say, like we lost contact, but I think we could all deduce that Lexi might drink a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when the girls all.

[Monet X Change]

One more, I wanna say Sam's joke. Anya, Anya, you don't have a silhouet. You have a still. A what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? That's what I was supposed to say. So once it's all said and done, they say that Lil mama Susie Toot won the challenge. Which honestly, I would have given it to Jules Sparkles, personally.

[Monet X Change]

I think so too. I think Jules nailed it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Jules, tell the folks at home what Jules said to you when you met her.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Jules and I, we did a gig together at St. Petersburg. St. Petersburg Pride. They called us Saint Pete. So the whole time I was there, guys, I thought I was coming to St. Petersburg. They were like, you are. I'm like, well, why I called us Saint Pete anyway?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mine is a nickname.

[Monet X Change]

I know, I know. So I met her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not being able to figure out why they call it Saint Petersburg. Saint Pete is Peak Monet. That is Peak Monet. Why would you guys call St. Petersburg Saint Pete? I don't get it.

[Monet X Change]

And Jules, I met Jules, Arkansas. She was very sweet and she was like, you know, I hesitate. Like, you and Bob have been so sweet to me on Simming Watcher. I was like. And I was like, girl, okay, we're not, like, we're not trying to be nice to you. I just think you're doing. We think you're doing a good job in a competition, and we just talk about that. We're not like, ooh, before the camera started, we're like, okay, so we have to find three nice things to say about jewels. Like, no, you're doing a good job.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know people think that I choose people that I don't like, and then I, you know, pile drive them into the ground, but I do not do that. I just pretty. I just have. You know, I'm just looking at the facts. Let's ask the audience. You know, I'm just. I'm just trying to find. I just see the things that I like. And then we just happen to think that Jewel Sparkles is not only a really good designer, but she's also genuinely very funny. So I would have chosen her to win the challenge, but alas, she did not win the challenge.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Also, I mean, wait, I. I just had a thought. Oh, my God. It was a good thought, and I just lost it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, work on that while I talk about this. So as a prize.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, can you. Do you. Do you want to. Do you want to apologize to Lana how you have now made the Internet hone in on her silhouette there? Do you want to talk about that, Bob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just. I'm literally just pointing out what I'm seeing by the way she did it. She did it again every week. She's like, I don't normally bitch. What do you wear? What do you do over there?

[Monet X Change]

Underwear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, she never wore nails. She never worn a dress. She never worn a gown. She never worn spikes. She never worn heels, wigs, lashes, makeup, everything to do.

[Monet X Change]

Also, the queens, the. The general. The actual disgust when Suzy is announced that the winner is so shady. Literally, Corey, lady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

They were like, oh, God. I was like, that is a little too much, girl. I mean, that reaction is a little much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they just sick of her winning, which she hasn't won in a minute, though. So.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, so as the prize, Susie 2 gets to choose first Her. She gets to pick from the three collections, and then she gets to pick the next person. So it's like you pick, and then you pick who picks next. And then she ends up saying that Lydia can go, but Lydia does not choose Corey, and everyone, including Lydia, is gagged.

[Monet X Change]

How do you forget that that's your boyfriend? That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lydia said, oh, but she said, oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

I just. I just. I don't understand. I don't understand how Lydia just in that moment forgot her boyfriend was there. And to give and to give let her boyfriend go next. You're just like, oh my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then at the end of the day, her boyfriend was the last one to choose.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, to be honest, do we think that would've really helped Coryell getting to choose to choose her fabric?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl.

[Monet X Change]

This is some very. Also the same thing happened to Arrietty between Jules and Arrieti. Jules chose, but Jules chose strategically. She was like, Arrietty is good at sewing, so I'm gonna like disadvantage her a little bit. And like this is very bob coated. This is some shit bob would do to me. If we were in a competition together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On a sewing challenge, I would say, want to go girl? You can have Betsy come make your outfit, bitch. Maybe on an opera challenge I would have put you in the air. But on the sewing challenge, I would have been like, girl, you can skip between the groups. You want my fabric? So they started sewing, right? And as they started grabbing their fabric, Corey's like, I want to find some stretch fabric because I'm trying to keep it simple. And I feel like first of all, stretch fabric smart. Keep it simple, girl. This is what you've been read for. Stop trying to. So if you're gonna flounder, flounder big, right Make. Cause like you've been read for your simple silhouette. It's a good tipping dress. Yes, you can tip around in that dress. But girl, it's a design. If you are in the room with Arrietty, Sam Starr and Jewel Sparkles, you think keeping it simple is going to help you at this point in the competition when all the girls who can't sew already gone home. We already lost two girls sewing challenges. All the girls that can't. Most of the girls that can't sew have gone home already.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's not wise. But. But she doesn't have the skills to do anything crazy. So I mean if the try. If try and so I mean if the options are keep it simple and do something I know I can do or try something I know I cannot do. And it will be a fucking mess with arietty and Jules and Samstar. I think I might the simple route but try to add shit to embellish it. Like she, she. She also didn't. Well, we'll get there. But she could have tried more and add things instead of like. Like sew something simple but just throw a bunch of Shit on it, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Know, which, by the way, is Betsy Johnson. Something simple with a bunch of stuff thrown on it, like, girl throw. At least. I mean, we'll get there again, but at least Anya. Okay, we're. We're getting. We're getting too far ahead.

[Monet X Change]

I know, I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shocker, shocker. Susie Toot loves this kind of fashion shocker plot twist. And she's like. But also, they got a lookbook.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Of inspiration that feels.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wish. I mean, you have a book you can just constantly reference and be like, oh, you can pull up things like, did you ever get a lookbook on any of your design challenges?

[Monet X Change]

No, but. Yeah, no, but, I mean, they didn't work. We didn't do like a fashion designer, though. You know what I mean? Like, I think if a fashion designer, then that makes sense, but, like, none of mine were that, like, we had to recreate RuPaul looks. Obviously. We. We see RuPaul references and she give.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You the RuPaul lookbook. There, there. There's got to be a RuPaul at this point. She's worn 18, 000 outfits. Can we get a RuPaul lookbook? Maybe, you know, from memory.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

Honestly, it should be. I mean, you. Maybe you can. You, maybe you can use it as a. As a dating app.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Should pro spell rivalry. That's one hard to spell. R I V A L R Y Zoc dog's easy to spell. Rivalry as we know is hard to spell. Hi bald. It's me, Trixie Mattel, skinny legend and board certified H Vac Somalia.

[Monet X Change]

And me, Katya Zamalichkova, the sweatiest creature in showbiz.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Reminding you to subscribe to the Bald.

[Monet X Change]

And the Beautiful podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen as we cover topics as varied as proper bidet usage, celebrity impression tutorials and a television show I recently watched that I'll base my entire personality on for six weeks, as well as creative pest control, tasty limeade recipes and fun sex act trends. We also chat about boobs and movies and wigs and stuff, which is obviously the public service part of the podcast. So get ready for sex, screaming, cackling and some occasional educational moments as two massively unqualified queens talk about what it's.

[Monet X Change]

Like to be the epitome of fabulous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go subscribe to the Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zomolochkova on Apple podcasts, Spotify or wherever you're listening right now.

[Monet X Change]

Also, I wanna remind y'all, I am coming to Austin and Indianapolis this week and if you're watching this right now, listen to this. I am in Austin and Indianapolis this weekend. Austin on the sixth and seventh, Indianapolis on seventh and eighth. One or two of the shows are sold out but I wanna sell all of them so come and see me go to monashmart.com new standup material. This ain't life be life but this is just stand up material and I just. Oh I just on the plane a flight back home. I wrote some great on your plane about about Analingus and Starbucks being white women culture. It's very good material. You gotta come listen to it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And at the end of the month I will be going on my book tour and I will be going to Boston, Atlanta, New York, Los Angeles and There's one more.

[Monet X Change]

Phoenix. Phoenix City, Alabama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I wish that'd be so. Not Chicago. No, it's on the Instagram and I think I made Boston up. Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

I'll be going to Chuckalisa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New York, Baltimore, St. Louis, Atlanta. You forgot Atlanta.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you did. Sorry. Los Angeles. So, yeah, not Boston, Baltimore. Sorry. So New York, Baltimore, Atlanta, Louisiana and St. Louis. St. Louis, Missouri.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, the New York is sold out already, and I need to sell some more tickets in la. La. What's going on? I know we just went through a lot, but, like, people don't read in la. By the way, if you come to the book signing, you will to the book signing event, the bundle. There's a book included in the bundle, so the book is included in the price of entry.

[Monet X Change]

Bundles, blunts and bundles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That being said. Yeah, shout out to Kandy. That being said, Arrietty wants her dress. I don't think this is smart. What Arrieti said. First she goes, I want my dress to be 50. 50. Half me, half betsey Johnson. I said, okay, that's smart. And then she keeps talking. Okay, I want it to be 70% me, 30% Betsy Johnson, baby. This is a Betsy Johnson sewing challenge. This is not an Arrietty sewing. The other two were Arrietty sewing challenges. This one, you need to be at least 50% Betsy Johnson.

[Monet X Change]

I agree, but, you know, sometimes the judge be saying some crazy shit, and we're like, we saw Betsy. Where was you? Like, we saw Betsy. But, like, where are you, Arrietty? That's not some shit. I heard Michelle done said and it would be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But then. But in this challenge, I don't know. In this challenge, we need to see Betsy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. You know, Lexi is spiraling about settling on a design, and Sam sort of, like, gives her a little pep talk and starts, like, kind of not. She didn't. I mean, I wouldn't see her sewing anything for her, but she's like, kind of guiding her on how to make this, like, gathering the tool and make this look she's making. And I think this is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I will say this is Lexi's most impressive outfit that she's made on the show. Of the three, this is definitely a. Again, we'll get there, but it's a really good outfit. So I think that Sam Starr. Oh, my God. Sam Starr is the Trinity. Except Trinity will literally sew your garment. Go sit down in the corner, girl. Go to craft service. Grab something, girl. Girl. Who's next? Monet. Come on over here, girl. Like, Trinity will literally make your outfit tell you to get out of her way. Go sit down and come back when. When Mama's done sewing. Go drink a Capri sun also.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I know every. I know everybody. Every time Ani and her come around someone desk, they probably like. You know, the girls in that room like, bitch, get away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey. Hey, girl, what's up?

[Monet X Change]

Every time she walk around with, like, a can of hairspray, they're like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Imagine everything. Cool hair, nothing to see. Nothing to see here. Yeah. Lexi is crying. Lexi's saying that she's very emotional this week. I mean, later on, she says that since transitioning, she's just been very. An emotional journey. So she's really going through this week. Like, really going through it.

[Monet X Change]

Who sang that song? Emotional Roller coaster, you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. I get so emotional, baby.

[Monet X Change]

Britney Spears, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sings. What's the Highland record? Is emo. No. Oh, God. McDonald's emotional. There you go.

[Monet X Change]

Deeper than I've ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love when she says deeper. She sings deep. I know. That's so simple. But she goes, like, deeper than I've ever. Mariah Carey is a very deep register.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She.

[Monet X Change]

Her range was crazy. That is crazy. To be, like. To be whistle tone and they'd be, like, deep. That is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, Mariah Carey has a deep speaking voice.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she talks very. She talks very low, which is so interesting, because I don't know if you know this, like, in opera, like, basses. That's why I can do, like, the crazy, like, stuff like that. Because basses who sing low are able to have a really great falsetto, whereas tenors who sing, like, have a high voice don't have falsetto.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick can't sing low.

[Monet X Change]

Nick is a. Is a baritone. What are you talking about? He's literally a baritone. What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick is a bass. Nick said he was a bass.

[Monet X Change]

Nick is a baritone, and he does sing low.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I mean, he can't sing high. I mean, Nick can't go. Nick doesn't. Nick literally can't do a falsetto. He literally cannot do a falsetto. He can't go. He can't do that.

[Monet X Change]

Nick. Nick Smith cannot. Alberto cannot do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I meant to say. Yeah, Nick. Nick literally cannot do a falsetto. Like, he literally can't even go.

[Monet X Change]

That's interesting and very strange. But Nick is a strange person, so you know what? It scams.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

True. So I would say Lexi's going on about how she's, like, safe, isn't Good enough. Girl, let me tell you right now. Go talk to Alana Jarre. Bitch, when you're in a challenge, that's not your wheelhouse. You better thank the lucky stars. Rip the lucky stars. Thank the lucky stars for that safeness that week.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, I know that's all she wants her name to be said, but the fact that you do it every time is too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's her name. I know.

[Monet X Change]

It's just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jules Sparkles got on the microphone and read us down. I have a message from Monet X Change and Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

You did?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, with your little friend. It's Jewels. Sparkles. I will not be silenced. And then. And then her little friend got him.

[Monet X Change]

And go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you didn't go. Enough. Fuck those fat bitches. Okay, well, I have a message. No bald bitches. Sorry. Fuck those bald bitches. Well, I have a message for Mistress Isabel Brooks. Since you want to get cute, here's my message to you. When you lose weight, you got to make new pads.

[Monet X Change]

I know this bitch is walking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's like, that's my message to you.

[Monet X Change]

This is interest these days.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally. Yeah, Mistress. When you're. When you're on your Ozempic journey, once you start slimming, you need to get new pads made. You can't wear your old pads. Mama.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, Bob. Shred that bitch. Shred that fucking bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, shred those pads. Shred those pads down. That actually makes sense for your new body. So Corey and Lydia are laughing at this tube dress. First of all, don't come for the tube, baby. The tube.

[Monet X Change]

The tube shall set you free.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The tube will set you free.

[Monet X Change]

And also Kakori laughing. I'm like, you better ask her for a lesson. You gotta learn how to make that, too, y'all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Laughing, nigga, y'all in the bottom apart, y'all are partridge in the pantry. Laughing at Anya looking crazy. Lipstick and kissing on stage, slobbing on each other.

[Monet X Change]

Partridge and pear trees. Hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I cannot believe.

[Monet X Change]

It is kind of wild. And, I mean, I guess it just really puts time. Time into perspective that Lana did not go to her prom because it happened during COVID 19. That is so wild. I didn't think I knew anyone. Like, I. I would be contemporaries with someone who was affected in School by COVID 19. That's kind of crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also did not go to my prom because I didn't either because of the influenza outbreak of the 1920s. No, I didn't. I didn't go to my prom, but I got stood up for. I got stood up for my junior prom by a girl named Sherroyal.

[Monet X Change]

You should have known when her name was Sheroyle. And she's gonna stand you up. That's why I subscribe to her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She were friends. We were friends. I cannot believe she stood me up.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, okay. I never understood. Junior prom is when juniors get to go or have their own prom. Then what's the fuck? It's just a fucking dance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's the same prom.

[Monet X Change]

So why is it called junior prom?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Because when you're a junior, it's not your senior prom. But it's the same prom. But at my school, juniors can go to the prom. But yet why?

[Monet X Change]

Well, that doesn't make it special for the seniors. Then why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know, Monet. I'm sorry. You want to take up with Dr. Blasingame? You want me to find Dr. Blassingame from Morrow High School in 2003 and ask him why he did that? It was 22 years ago. He probably doesn't remember.

[Monet X Change]

Prom is supposed to be the thing special for the seniors to do, like your last thing. You finish all your classes, you graduate. Like, prom is our thing. Why are juniors coming to prom? I never understood that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not looking to defend junior proms, but I was invited to a junior prom, and I. And then she stopped answering my calls.

[Monet X Change]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Sharoya and I went to the same school until 11th grade. And then she went to a new school and they had a junior prom. We didn't have a junior prom in my school. They had a junior prom, and I was invited to her junior prom. And then I was getting my tuxedo. And as I was, like, calling to, like, rip my tuxedo and ask my mom for some money. Cause I didn't have a job, obviously. I was in 11th grade. I called Sherrelle and be like, hey, this is what I'm wearing. I was gonna wear this red, like a dark red, almost like a crimson red suit. And then Sherrell just stopped answering my calls. And then at my senior prom, this bitch had the nerve to call me back.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, did she go? But did she go to the prom with someone else and just didn't go with you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. It wasn't even. I didn't go. I have no. I remember.

[Monet X Change]

You heard about it in school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a different school. And I never spoke to Chero again.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. So, Sherooyo, if you listen to this. Fuck you, bitch. Don't you ever stand up. My Friend again. If you ever do that shit again, it will be your last motherfucking day stand. You hear me, Sharoyel?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She probably won't do it. To be fair, she's probably not going. The fact that Sheroyo is almost 40, I'm assuming she's not going to any proms.

[Monet X Change]

I'm kidding, Sheroyle. God bless you. Um, I had to come clean. I didn't go to my prom, and I think I've said some things online, but the truth of the reason I did not go to prom because no one asked me. A girl or a boy? No one asked me, so I didn't go to prom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We could have gone to prom together. We'd had so much fun.

[Monet X Change]

You. I was way younger than you. That would be inappropriate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Way younger?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's crazy. You're younger than me, not way younger than me. Let me be clear. What's that meme? We didn't go to the same school. She's older. Just a little bit. Nene Leakes is someone. She actually went to school with my oldest sister. You never seen this clip? It's really funny.

[Monet X Change]

Nene Leakes will live on forever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Nene Leakes is, in my opinion, the most famous housewife. In my humble opinion, Nene Leakes has.

[Monet X Change]

Not done housewives or anything in so long, and her memory just lives on in memes and gifs forever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to see Nene Leakes on the traitors. Oh, I. I was trying to manifest Nene leakes on my season of traitors.

[Monet X Change]

That would be so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanted Nene to be sitting there. Do you have to see Nene leaks? My season traders so bad. Oh, sh. Listen, producers, if you're listening to me, I know I'm one of your favorites and I know you trust my opinion. So have. If y'all have not already done your casting Nene Leakes for season four, please. And if not, season five would be.

[Monet X Change]

Insane in Nene Leaks. Girl. Just. Let's be here. Nene Leakes versus Star Jones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every roundtable, someone accused me Star Jones on the traitors.

[Monet X Change]

Same season as Nene, and they're too. Here's the thing. They need to be two trainers together, and then Nene or Star turns on Nene or vice versa, and they just have it out and around saying, I am not your puppet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, honestly. Nene Leakes versus Megan McCain. I think Nene Leakes would gather if Meghan McCain was. I should be casting the traitors.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think Meghan McCain would go on the traitors though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was she busy? Is she on her world tour?

[Monet X Change]

Wait, this is not a rival. We have a job to do, Lana.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, we should do an episode where we cast our own shows. The one where we cast traitors and we cast movies and stuff like that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, write that down. Lana says she's been labeled, as we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Call it, the one. The one where Monet and Bob work in casting.

[Monet X Change]

All right, okay. Alana says she's been labeled as a. As a fashion queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch, you don't wear anything. Everything's new. Who's labeled you? You've been in a drag for three weeks.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I want to say who labeled her the fashion queen? And this is not shredded shirt. I love Lana's personality on Twitter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

According to Violet, you and me be shredding the girls to pieces on the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, did you see the thing on TikTok? Someone put their call and then our call after each other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not saying it. Can you send it to me?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I was upset.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So whoever did that, stop pulling stuff from our Patreon. That was a Patreon exclusive.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't be pulling nothing from our Patreon and putting it on social media.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. It is. Oh, my God. And imagine paying for content and then putting it out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are people who literally pay for this podcast to be made. Thank you. Shout out to all of our patrons. The cousins, the siblings, the coolants, the dads, all of those. The stepdads I also love. We have a top tier called cool on stepdad, and you get to choose what you want to be called. And I love people that walk up to me and me and go, I'm a stepdad. It is always. The women are always stepdads. Have you noticed that all the gay boys are always cool aunts? And there's a couple of, you know, girls and they who are cool aunts, but only the CIS straight women be like, I'm a stepdad. That is so funny to me. Would you be a stepdad or a cool aunt?

[Monet X Change]

I would be a Kul A for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd be a Kul aunt, too.

[Monet X Change]

Someone called me auntie on social media. I'm like, I am not auntie. I am not auntie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, to be clear, to be clear, when Lana Jarret was going to prom on Zoom, you were in your 30s. You already had back pain.

[Monet X Change]

We all got pain. And so Betsy is looking and talking to the girls, and she's Ani. She's Ani. She's like, ani, is this a latex Dress. She's go. She's like, yeah. She, like. She's like, calm down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's cool. She's. She's like. She's, like, working on her dress for her, basically. That's fierce to me. She's giving her suggestion. What she was doing. She was pulling the top down to give it that thing. I was like, girl, get your hands up in there. First of all, can I just say, Betsy Johnson is one of my favorite guests who's ever been on Drag Race. Easily, easily. She's the. In my opinion, she is the best untucked guest who's ever will get there. And. And no one better rip our fucking content and try to steal it again. But to me, she is the best guest who's ever been in untucked. She is having fun. She's like, what, 82 years old?

[Monet X Change]

82? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did she still do the cartwheel to the splits?

[Monet X Change]

No, she only did a split. Cause on All Stars 7, she came on All Stars 7, and she sprained her ankle doing the cartwheel. Yeah. So she just went into the split instead of, like, doing the cartwheel into it. I also love when Ruza, in the walkthroughs with girls, and he's talking to Cory about her dress, about a silhouette of address, and he goes. When Ruth speaks of himself in the third person as a judge, I'm like, girl, just say, I wrote that down too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The judges might not like that. Bitch, you are the judges. So it really.

[Monet X Change]

It's funny to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Paul's like, I have the. I have the ultimate say. I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make anyway. The bitch making the bitch was making decisions. She might not like this, literally.

[Monet X Change]

And Cory takes a note. Well, and again, we get a little. And she just decides against it. But it's weird to her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they really love Anya's sketch, and they love Corey's sketch, and they just like the fact that Corey can draw. Cory's really good at drawing, but I like Corey's original dress more than Corey's. The dress that Corey made.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, you like her? What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The drawing. Her original drawing is, to me, is better than the one that the one she ended up making.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Cause the drawing looked like it was more like a baby doll. And this ended up being, like, a weird bridesmaid's length dress. I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because she. What Cory drew did not look like a hoochie mama dress to me. It looked like it flared out of the ways and had a big bolt that was really tight. And. And she ended up. She ended up making what she had already made just on a slant.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Anya's also relying on selling the garment to be safe because that helped her out before. And I'm like. I mean, I mean, I, I, I will say Monique Hart did a great job of not having the best offensive season 10, but selling it. And the judges, she didn't have any.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Offense in season 10.

[Monet X Change]

The judges live for it. So I don't know. That's a bad bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every week was a sewing challenge for a sewing challenge for my heart, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. When Susie's in the workroom and Nicole, Alicia Keys give her a black girl match. That shit was so funny. They give it up for the 10 tappy toes and the 11 plain fingers of Miss Alicia. Susie Keys toot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alicia, Susie Keys Toot is crazy. Should we get into this? So they start doing their makeup. And Lexi's very emotional again.

[Monet X Change]

Why is she emotional again?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said, she said that since transitioning, she's become very emotional. And also, I think maybe the competition is getting to her as well. Maybe she's just an emotional person in general. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're being primed for the lip sync for the smackdown of the season. Cause they're like, Sam is. I think Sam's trying to be a third. Sam is really up. Sam is up in there. Sam wants to get up in that sandwich, honey. Sam wants to get between these two. Maybe Sam is verse. Maybe Sam is verse. If she wants to top Lydia and bottom for Corey. Cause she is trying to get. She's in their business. She's like, what do you guys love about each other as partners?

[Monet X Change]

I can't see Sam topping, but maybe she's a good topper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was saying that. Well, she said that when they were like, sam, nice tool. She goes, that's what they always say. I hear that a lot. So maybe, Maybe Sam got that bat.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, honey sling. And I'm humming like a mother tucking baseball bat, shredding all night. Then another. What the hell is an appetite?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what? 80% of the lyrics is better than you do when you turn upstage and do this. And you're mad because Nicole Byer clocked you. You're mad because Nicole Byer clocked you.

[Monet X Change]

And you be my friend. Knowing the truth, just sat there idly. And that is literally not what happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go back and watch the footage. Of course Monet will lie and make up her own story, but sure. Cause I said.

[Monet X Change]

And then you said this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said Monat usually knows her lyrics. That would be really shocking because Mona is known to know her lyrics very well.

[Monet X Change]

But you curse this, Mon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, be mad at yourself. Go fight Nicole Byer. Okay? Be mad. Be. Be mad. Be mad at you. I didn't have nothing to do with that.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, shall we get into the lyrics?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's get into. Because there's not a lot of drama this episode. Oh, wait, I do want. I wrote down that Lydia loves that Corey's very, very nice and very kind, and she loves her arms.

[Monet X Change]

Her arms, honey. She likes Cory's arms. She said arms.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Corey. I can't remember what Corey said about Lydia.

[Monet X Change]

Cory was like, oh, I wrote this down. Corey, like, it seems a little bit. Cory has a hard time being vulnerable and talking about emotional stuff. Oh, not emotional or just not. Kiki and Kaka, they're asking, what do you really like about Lydia? He's like, I like that she's here and she's cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're all like her butthole.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So I think Cory has a hard time with sentimental emotions, which is valor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Something I also forgot to mention was, Corey, you may be my top, but for the judges, you'll always be a bottom, which is. Which was a good read.

[Monet X Change]

Imagine the plot twist when actually, Lydia is the top of the relationship.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, I'd watch it. All right, let's go into these lurks. Honey.

[Monet X Change]

I thought Rue was giving. Okay. I love the rouge dress. I loved it, but the way that it stopped right at the tip of her thing. She looked. It looked like it was just a. It was just like. Like. Like a big clit. Did you notice this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like a big clit. So I think this is great.

[Monet X Change]

I just say I don't like, as it's interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All the judges look. Also. That's not what a clit looks like.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I know, but it's. It is a. I know. Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone looks great. Betsy, Michelle, Carson, Rue. I love all these outfits. I would honestly wear every single one of these outfits. Maybe not. Well, I would wear Carson's, actually. Carson. I wouldn't wear it, but I love all these outfits.

[Monet X Change]

Carson always looks like he's about to present on a. Like. Like, host a Vegas show, don't he?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he looks like a magician in Vegas.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like. Like a. Like a tiger's about to walk out on stage, and he's gonna. He's gonna make it disappear in a cage or something.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's start looking at Jules Sparkles, who's obviously doing the flapper. The the flapper look. I like this look. This look is great. Her feet look gigantic.

[Monet X Change]

They do, huh? And also because it's a black shoe. But also I get it. She probably didn't have anything to match it. So black was the safest option.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Black shoes did not make your feet look big. Black shoe make your feet look small. In my opinion, a low heel makes your feet look. Look big.

[Monet X Change]

No, I was saying that I had moved on from the looking big on the fact that I don't love this shoe, this outfit. But she probably don't have many options.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she does. Jacob has put a picture of Fifi O'Hara next to her. She does kind of look a little like.

[Monet X Change]

That's Jeremy Carey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Jeremy Carey. My bad.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the artist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks a little bit like Jeremy. Do what?

[Monet X Change]

The artist formerly known as Fifi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she does look a little like Jeremy Carey in this picture.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I like this look. I mean, Jules is obviously a very, very talented seamstress. And I love this mix matched coat that she's wearing. The shawl thing. This is a great look. I think she looks amazing.

[Monet X Change]

I think she looks good too. Now I want to address something I. If people have been like, oh, Monet will say one thing on similar rivalries and tags and go say something different. On Pitstop number one, the Pitstop, we record them and if we don't see untucked, Untucked times kind of gives me more perspective and I form more opinions. For example, Susie, where I never saw Susie and Untucked, now I'm watching Susie and Untuck. And I think that changes my thoughts and opinions about queens. The more I see them untuck. Also, sometimes with looks, the more you sit with looks and you see them like. And I'm seeing them up close here. Like, I did not like Lydia's outfit, but looking at it here, I kind of like the absurdity of it. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, another thing about Monet changed our opinions too. Monet is afraid of Lux London Noir. Like Monet's afraid of her. She's afraid to get beat up. She's afraid to get read into the ground. And she knew that if she came out sideways at your homegirl, Lana Jarret, that Lux would have literally read her into oblivion and she would have started crying. So here Monet feels more safe.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because she doesn't want to get read down by the Queen of Reeds.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lux London Noir.

[Monet X Change]

But according to you, Luxx Noir. Lux. You just call her Lux London Noir. Again, it's Lux. You don't even know her fucking name. Know her fucking name before you started to post.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you're the one who said her name because you're scared of her. I'm not scared of this little bitch. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, I kind of like Lydia's dress. Is that crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um. Is that crazy?

[Monet X Change]

So messy and it's very, it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's. I would say this. It is very Lydia.

[Monet X Change]

Very Lydia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But like with the Betsy of it.

[Monet X Change]

All, like, Betsy's a little crazy. Betsy. Isn't this like, you know, nutty? But I kind of like it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is she wearing a wig on top of a cap?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. And I love that, actually. I kind of love that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like, I like, I like parts of this. There are parts of this that I do enjoy. She's kind of low key doing the arietti nose.

[Monet X Change]

Uh, no, no, low key. Arrietty's is white. Cause the thing. But the thing is Lydia is the color of a highlight. Arrietty is a brown skinned person. So Lydia is all one color. Ariadne be like brown, white.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Suzanne Tooth hating this. Yeah. I don't like this.

[Monet X Change]

This bitch should have been in the bottom. I don't know how she's not in the bottom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This should be in the bottom. I agree.

[Monet X Change]

Like, this hair with this was so crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I mean the hair actually makes sense.

[Monet X Change]

I hated the hair. These spats she tried to make to make like little shoe covers were terrible. I thought this was. I cannot believe this was safe. I'm gagged.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I did not like this outfit. I guess they didn't want to see her tap dance and said, kiss me. Deadly.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to Ms. Corey King. You know, she had this whole aversion. She was like, I'm like, I don't want to go on stage wearing no grandma gown. I'm like, why would it be a grandma gown? I'm like, if you just made a. Like what will make a grandma? Like, I don't understand like that, that pov. And this was like, this was, this was a really bad look. The, the, the boob plate is showing on the sides now. This ain't no la re bag dress obvi. But this was not, not great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the, the, the, the side of your boobs play showing also. Why are there holes in her stocking? Is that a stirrup? And she. Because if you're wearing stirrup tights, your heel goes into that hole that's on her left ankle. And also you're supposed to wear those underneath the full Pair of tights. So if you wear Stir. So sometimes drag queens will wear multiple pair of tights. Like, I usually wear, like, three pair of tights. I put on two pair of tights. Then I put on this pair of leggings over top. But the ones underneath are just. There's a hole where my heel goes through and it doesn't cover my toes. Cause after a while, and Monet knows this because Monet used to wear the tights back in the day, it pull, like, by the end of the night, your toes are just keep getting pulled. They're getting literally crunched. Your toenails hurt your toe. Honestly, it's one of the most painful parts of drag, in my humble opinion.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. I mean, again, obviously, I didn't live through foot binding, but it feels like you're like every night sometimes if you do five gigs a week, every night you feel your toe. Like you're like, binding your feet. It's kind of crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So to any girls out there who wanted a tip, get a pair of opaque tights to put over the top. And then for the tights underneath, try to get the same color if you can. But stirrups come in less colors, especially for the dark girls. I have to get. My tights are all custom made. Actually, I started making my own tights right after Drag Race. I started making my own tights out of just flesh colored spandex. But you buy the stirrup tight so your heels can go through, and it will make your life so much easier. Like I'm telling you, you might get a little bit of a ridge at the bottom of your tights, but it's better than getting your toes crunched to smithereens.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. But I think Corey's makeup and the hair were actually. I think her makeup is actually very beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I love Acacia wig I was telling you about. Acacia would wear her wig. She wears Susie Too's wig.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And I will say this is the blonde that looks good on Corey. This is the color blonde that looks nicer. She normally chooses a, like, brassy blonde. This blonde color. Almost like an ashy blonde. I think this is her tee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But this look is not great. There's a lot of faux pas. Faux pas. A lot of wrong things about this dress. I think she was right pulling the bottom. Let's go on to Anya Nerve. Anya Nerve is doing this tube dress with the bows. And I agree with the judges critiques. The bows. Are they just in whatever order she could put them on there? She did. It feels like she didn't think about what direction or order the bows should be going on. She was just like, just put them on, girl. Just get em on the dress before Runway starts. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

This is not a good look. And that fucking ruffle at the bottom looks crazy. The back of it looks crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she should have. At least if she would have swapped the middle and the bottom, bottom bow, that one made maybe a little more sense. It would still be ugly, but at least one makes more sense. Her hair looks like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, she. Whatever she did for this middle bow. Do that again. Because these other two. The top one is not a bow. The top one is a semicircle.

[Monet X Change]

It's a clown collar look like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, the bottom one looks like two bells, only the middle one is a bow.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. Not good. Not a good look. Bottom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Lana Jarret, who is wearing. This is. By the way, this is a. Oh, my God. Can you bring up Lana's tweet about what she says on the Runway and put it on the screen? I think it might be her most liked tweet. It got like 11,000 likes because people are finally waking up to the even. She's waking up to it. But while we bring that up, this looks like the same dress she keeps making over and over again.

[Monet X Change]

The one that she made for the first design challenge. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the second one.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I don't understand why she didn't try to go something different. I'm like, yeah. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also feel like. I mean, you know me, I like a little bit of shape. So if you're not going to. She. Oh. So she said before Drag Race, I only wore bras and panties. So quite literally, everything I've worn on this show has been different for me. I don't even remember saying that that much. Lmaoo. Okay. So even Lana is gagged at how often she said, this is a. This is very, very new for me.

[Monet X Change]

I will say I love her in these shoes. You know, she always, always wears those Lucite pleasers. I like seeing her in a different shoe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was about to say, this isn't loose.

[Monet X Change]

No, she used to wear them all the time. She wears them all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. This is a cute shoe on her, but I. I do not. I'm. I want a little shape. Either. Either. Either corset or if she would have done like a flare. She looks so cute with a flared out dress. I don't know why everything has to be skin tight on her.

[Monet X Change]

I don't understand either. I'M just like, yeah, the lack of corsetry and padding is driving me a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Little crazy, which I imagine if you're wearing bra and panties, why you'd want to not wear corsets and pads. But if you're wearing anything else, girl, come on. Give us a little bit of. If your midsection is covered, squeeze it in, Mary.

[Monet X Change]

Squeeze it in. And if you don't have a corset, bitch, get some duct tape. That's what I did back in the day. I mean, I did, like, rip a chunk of my skin off one time. But you can also.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By the way, you're listening. If you're listening out there. You can also take a T shirt and cut the sleeves off and just have the middle of your. Or make a. Make or. Or pull your tights all the way up. Or just have a tube here and wrap the duct tape around that. You don't have to put the duct tape on your skin. That's insane.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And now look at you. Skinless. Yeah, look at me now. Look at you, looking like a skinless chicken. Skinless chicken breast.

[Monet X Change]

Go on to Arrietty doing like, the. The bride wore black kind of doing, like, a reverse gown situation with the white bow tie. I thought this was out of the. I thought this was cool. Of all of Arietti's constructions on the show, it's not. It's probably my least favorite of everything she's made on this that we've seen, But I still think it's a nice look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She Loki looks like Lydia Deets.

[Monet X Change]

I could see that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could see Lydia Deets, but, yeah, I mean, this is not my favorite thing she's made, but I. I haven't. I don't really have any qualms with it. I would say it's not very Betsy Johnson, though. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

At all. It doesn't look like Betsy Johnson at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is why I think she should have taken the fucking note.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I could see. I could see Alta de la Renta, but not Bexie Johnson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Sam Starr.

[Monet X Change]

Hated it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Monet X Change]

I hated this. I did not think this was good. I kind of gagged that people like. Like this so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like it. I think she looks like Madonna in the 80s. I think that she looks like Betsey Johnson. I think this look is, honestly, really cool. I think she understood the assignment. In my opinion. She may have understood this happening almost better than anyone, quite frankly.

[Monet X Change]

Mm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even this was even Betsy Johnson's favorite outfit.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, she said that, but Betsy Johnson was in that untucked song. I'm talking about everything. No, Betsy Johnson was just being kind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Betsy didn't tell everyone. Betsy Johnson looked at samsar. I was like, this was my favorite outfit.

[Monet X Change]

Sam asked her. Sam asked her. That's why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she didn't say. Betsy could have been like, it was great. She said, this was my favorite one. She said it. She hit her with the scarecrow. I don't think I'll miss you most of all, she said to Sam Starr. To me, she was like Madonna in the 80s.

[Monet X Change]

I see Madonna 100%. But I just didn't like. I didn't like that. We can see that short. That short petticoat under it. That took me out of the fantasy. Um, and I just didn't. I didn't love the hair really so much. I think the bow in the hair was a little too. I don't know. It just wasn't. I. I didn't love. But what do I know about fashion?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lexi. Love. This actually is my favorite.

[Monet X Change]

This was really stunning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This look is. This looks so cool. I cannot believe she made that giant tulle boa in that time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, this was a really, really, really dope look. I love what she did with, like, the ballet lacing up her. The ballet ribbons lacing up her legs. This was so beautiful. I love that she put that pop of color with that wig under it to give us some color in there to make it more fun and exciting. This was. I agree. This is my favorite look. I thought she looked stunning. Now, Julia. Julia Fox did this in weft for a bridal thing once upon a time. So I think this is. And.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And.

[Monet X Change]

But Lexi said it. She said, julia Fox, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. This was Julia F. Clearly the inspiration. But I think Lexi changed it enough with the dress underneath. She didn't do gloves. She made the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she gave it a. She gave it a Betsy flair.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she gave a Betsy flare. So I think Lexi fucking killed this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And to be fair, the only thing that Julia. That Julia Fox. By the way, it's not Julia Fox in. Is. She wore it in a Runway show. But it's just the. The. The giant veil over the head. The rest of the dress. The rest of the outfit is nothing like what Julia Fox wore.

[Monet X Change]

Also, Jacob, you put the phonetic spelling weiderhoft, since this German is a V before the I. It's called is wiederhoe hoffed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, I went to college with him, and I. I'm pretty sure that's.

[Monet X Change]

How he pronounced but in. In German, the word is V. You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got your ass ate up. Jacob actually went to college with him.

[Monet X Change]

Drop a picture. I want to see proof. Because you. And don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Dr. No picture of you and him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like you tried to gather Jacob and Jacob gathered. You believe Jacob actually knows we. They're actual friends.

[Monet X Change]

Honey Weiderhoft.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actual friends. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Don't mean you was there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, Honey. Jackson Wiederhoff, graduation collection at Parsons School of Fashion. Where Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob goes to the Parsons School of Fashion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob went to Parsons. Parsons School of Design.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Okay. Hundreds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What you don't know is Jacob could design you under the table.

[Monet X Change]

Tens of thousands of people go to Parsons. Okay, so also, you went to the table.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't know Jacob could design you under the table?

[Monet X Change]

No. It'll be you. So, Jessica, Jacob went to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're gonna do a challenge. Jacob and Monet will design dresses for me, and we're gonna see who's the best.

[Monet X Change]

Alicia Keys. Alicia keys went to PPAs. Does that mean we weren't there at the same time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We need to go at the same time because you're older than she is. Jacob and Monet will both design a dress for me, and we're gonna see who's. And Jacob's gonna pummel you into the ground.

[Monet X Change]

Anyways.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, what do you think about this? Jacob, are you gonna destroy Monet? Yeah, I'm gonna eat her up. Thank you, Jackie.

[Monet X Change]

No. Eat my ass, faggot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Okay. You've been hanging out with Selena. Selena too much. Monet went and did a gig and drove from home from the gig in a corset, which is insane.

[Monet X Change]

I used to do that back in New York all the time, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You drive in a corset? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Cause honesty is, like, more. It's painful. I hate it. But it's giving you more corset training, so your body's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would just always bring a. You know. You remember my little. The polka dot bag I used to carry around. You run a little polka dot bag?

[Monet X Change]

Yo, Bob would do. Bob had extra fabric one day, yet he made himself a bag to carry his shit to and from gigs. I'm like, just go to the store and buy one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you doing? I had the fabric, and that bag lasted me a very long time.

[Monet X Change]

Where is it now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, I don't know. But that bag lasted a long. It was a big, huge polka dot bag with a zipper on it. I've had a zipper in it, too.

[Monet X Change]

I Will say this, Bob, is that you really made yourself like, you really taught us about yourself, and you became a good. A pretty good seamstress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have lost all of it, baby. I have lost. Last thing I sewed for myself was May. I mean, I was living in New York City, so it was more than four years ago.

[Monet X Change]

Was it that, like, that rose gold, like, short dress you made?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, I made this rose gold short dress that I put a zipper in. It wasn't. It wasn't alligator. It wasn't a alligator spine, though. A dinosaur spine, whatever they call it.

[Monet X Change]

Stegosaurus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Ste. Wasn't stegosaurus spine, but I made a rose gold dress. This dress right here. This dress right here, I made for myself years ago. I made maybe like four or five years ago, girl.

[Monet X Change]

I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was the last time you saw on Drag Race?

[Monet X Change]

The last thing I saw was on Drag Race. The last thing I saw for myself was the sp on the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Cause you sold on All Stars.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no. Yeah. All Stars. Okay. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your Wheel of Fortune dress or your Wheel of Fortune disco moment.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, pre Drag Race. No, that's not true. Pre Drag Race, the last thing I probably sold was something before the announce. I have not sold anything for myself. Like, that's not on a competition on Drag Race from. Since I was announced on season 10, so 2017.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me get back into sewing. I love sewing. Monet. I used to sew every day.

[Monet X Change]

You did? And I did not like sewing. I sewed out of necessity. I did not sew because I like to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to be up in the Fabric district, the garment district. Just like sewing. I loved sewing. I need to get back into sewing. I. I've set up a little sewing station in my studio. You saw it?

[Monet X Change]

I saw it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, oh, my crafting tables. I'm trying to get back into the business, honey.

[Monet X Change]

I said, oh, okay. I'm about to be on my pearl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shit, making my little outfits, walking on the treadmill.

[Monet X Change]

Does she do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She spins. You haven't seen Pearl? Pearl, she. She. She thrifts and then she makes these like, like, rococo looking outfits.

[Monet X Change]

I would love to have Pearl on Monat Talks. I'm gonna reach out to her, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know she's busy that day.

[Monet X Change]

She's, like, in, like, the woods somewhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's busy that day.

[Monet X Change]

Favorite look, Lexi. I agree. Lexi was my favorite look, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. That's amazing. She really ate this look up. She looks so good, and I love that we're not looking at so many fucking looks. Again, like, now we're down to. We're down to nine girls, which feels great.

[Monet X Change]

Facts. Lee's favorite is going to be. Honestly, between Corey and Anya. For me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For me, it's between. Well, this light does not want to stay up. For me, it's between. Okay, Susie, Corey, Anya. And I'm going to go ahead and give it to Anya because these bows look so sad.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These bows just look so sad.

[Monet X Change]

There wasn't anything crazy with the critiques for me. I didn't have any notes on there, but I don't know if you did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought that Betsy loved Jewel Sparkles, and, And. And. And everyone loved, obviously love, Lexi. Love.

[Monet X Change]

Well, bitch. When they announced Jules Sparkles is the winner. Lexi is she. She's joining the jam. Sport face. Crack family, right? I mean, me, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I like Jewel Sparkles, but Lexi's outfit was just better. It was just better by every metric.

[Monet X Change]

I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks more Betsy Johnson. The look is made better. She looks. Looks cool. I'm gagged, too.

[Monet X Change]

You could have absolutely won. Like, absolutely won.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So as you. So Jules Sparkles is the winner of this week's challenge, and the bottom three are on your nerve. And the couple. Am I boring you? Is Drag Race boring to you or something? The show that made you who you are, you're bored with it.

[Monet X Change]

Now shut the fuck up, bitch, and get to you next morning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I want the show that created you. Let me tell you right now, two things made you. RuPaul's Drag Race and Bob the Drag Queen. So whenever you see either one of us, show up, pay your fucking respects, bitch. Sit up straight. Act like you. Act like you driving in a corset, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Are you fucking done?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what? When we go to this game day today, I'm targeting you.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even care if we're on the same team. I'm targeting you.

[Monet X Change]

You're fucking. You're so diabolical. Anyway, wait, can I just say last thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All of the reality TV people in the world, y'all are fools. Drag Race. You're fools. Traitors. You're fools. After midnight. You're fools. None of you have ever cast me and Monet on the same show. That is crazy to me.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is it. How? That's insane.

[Monet X Change]

I think. Bob. I will say the cats are together. It will. Whatever show we're on together, it will become our show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it should be.

[Monet X Change]

It'll be stealing Rivalry X trainers. It would really just become our production.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Imagine me and you on Drag Race together. That wouldn't even put us on F at Midnight together.

[Monet X Change]

I know. And we were here at the same time, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're here. You're fools. You're all fools.

[Monet X Change]

Literally. So Lydia and Corey are in the bottom together, and they live singing to Kiss Me Deadly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Love. This is her favorite song. She can't stop singing it. She sings it three times already.

[Monet X Change]

I always had Raj on the Pit Stop, and Raja always knows, like, all this. I was surprised even. Not even Raj knew the song. And, like, she knows loves 80s shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't know the song. It was fun, though. I like the song. It was fun.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's a cute one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like Corey King is pulling some punches here.

[Monet X Change]

What does that mean? Like, she's not doing. She's not doing the best.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she's pulling a punch. Like she's not hitting as hard. Like, I've. We've seen Cory King in the bottom, and Corey King will do a cartwheel. She would jump 30ft in the air. She will slam her pussy into the earth. She. She's pulling punches. Only thing she did that was Gaggy was pointing at RuPaul and calling him an old man, which RuPaul loved.

[Monet X Change]

That was very funny. But I also think she doesn't want to do all the tricks. Like, she. She was just in the bottom last week. You can't do all the same tricks again. It gets redundant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do something. She is. Like, it feels. This is her second time or third time in the bottom? Second time.

[Monet X Change]

Third.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Third time. I mean, she's. Her goose is cooked anyway. Yeah, but Lydia's not holding back. And the makeout was kind of at.

[Monet X Change]

It was fierce. It was fierce. It was hot. How did none of the makeup transfer on each other? Did you notice this? When I've kissed other queens or whatever or in, like, a bit or something on stage, my chocolate makeup is all over them or their fucking shit is all over me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's because they use bomo's brand new setting spray. Coming out in just two weeks. No, I'm kidding. We're not dropping anything. Um, that'd be a great advertiser, though, wouldn't it?

[Monet X Change]

That would be. That would be, um. Yeah, but I thought it was hot. It was cute. But I think it was Lydia second time. Cory's third time. And Lydia did a good job. And Corey rightfully went home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Lydia bested Corey King. She topped Corey.

[Monet X Change]

She topped Cory. She also. Cory also also said, they got me, G. I'm like, you got you, gal. No, who's they? They is you. You got yourelle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She doing the RuPaul thing. The judges won't like this.

[Monet X Change]

But I think Cory missed. Corey was a great addition to the season. I'm so happy. She is fucking hilarious online. Her online presence is great. She's great at Internet and she is. And she was really funny in the show. And I can see Corey, you know, a lot of a few people have said it and I think I see it. Corey gives very Monet exchange energy as in her first season. The runways were terrible. Great personality and she's going to come back on All Stars and mark my words, turn the party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Corey had good wings wigs on this season though. So we will see y'all. We're going to go discuss untucked. We will see y'all over on the Patreon and do not rip our content. And also if you're on YouTube, anything past that halfway mark, it's stolen. People paid for this. People paid good money to come see this shit. Don't be giving it out for free. Yeah, for us letting that slip, we. We will get on top of it. Litigation will happen.

[Monet X Change]

How the hell. Okay, I don't know how the hell we we gonna find out who stole and did it and Mon is gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Monae's on top of that.

[Monet X Change]

Goodbye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See y'all on Patreon. Bye. What's the difference between DIY and doing it yourself? It's the difference between a part time passion and a full time business. WIX gives you the power to turn your passion into a moneymaker with a website that fits your unique vision and the business tools you need to succeed. Let your ideas flow with AI that guides you but keeps you in the driver's seat. Manage your business from one dashboard and keep it growing with built in marketing features. It's time to turn your daydream into your dream job. Do it yourself. Go to wix.

[Monet X Change]

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