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Bob the Drag Queen
Before we get started.
Monet X Change
C17.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, wait, before we get started, season 17. This is called wig glue. I don't know why y'all don't have this. I use a Krylon Mastix P. Well.
Monet X Change
You know, these new age girls love doing the Got2B thing. These new age girls love a Got2B glued for a wig.
Bob the Drag Queen
I recommend. Listen, you can't all be plastique tiara. You can't all glue your wigs down with hopes, dreams and hairspray. This will keep your wig on. That wasn't even a big wig. None of the wigs that have fallen have been big wigs.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Alana's wasn't big wig. Also Bob, y'all. So Bob the drag queen came to my birthday the other day and had the nerve to be dressed fully armed. Bob is wearing this shit, this fucking sweaty hat on and the matching pants. You could not sit next to Bob. You could not hug Bob. This nigga was as prickly as his disposition.
Bob the Drag Queen
And what of it?
Monet X Change
That shit was crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
And what of it?
Monet X Change
Oh, well, Kourtney King blames. She said her wig came off because she was drunk.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ok. So does alcohol deactivate glue? Apparently no. Your wig came off later. It's neutralize professional. Now let's get into the episode. Honey, Crystal has just gone home. The girls are gagging. Everyone's like gagged. To be honest, I'm not. I always say it's going be Crystal or Sam and Sam's going to be the one to go the distance. That's what I've always said.
Monet X Change
I mean, I'm not gagging, but I didn't think she'd go home this early though, cuz Crystal has been doing pretty well. She, she, she hasn't been in the bottom. She's been doing a, a decent job. So it was like kind of that she went home so early. I think so.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you think Lana should have gone home?
Monet X Change
You know, I would be lying if I said I think la. If I see Lana willing rupaul Drag Race. If I. If I'm being very honest, love Lana as a.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not about winning. It's about, like, when girls. When you think they go home. I don't think anyone thinks Lana's gonna win. Except. Except maybe you. You. I did. I don't anymore. The only one thing you're gonna win is Lux. London Noir. She thinks that Anya. She thinks Lana's about to host the show. She thinks she. She thinks that Lonna about to host Drag Race.
Monet X Change
Noir, London. I. At this point, it's offensive.
Bob the Drag Queen
And what are. And what are you and her gonna do about it? I don't care who going to check me. Look. Oh, Lux, Lux, London Noir. Lux.
Monet X Change
The House of London. Noir Lux. They will get you, girl. They will come. They will come. They will come get you next. You see how she. How she gathered plain Jan on the Internet?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. They'll give me all £150 of them combined. Will gather me. Susie said that she's not shaken by her performance. She's shaken by the critiques of her performance. Susie's like, it was not my performance. It's that you, you idiots can't see. I'm still shook by that. She, she. She cannot concede that her performance was not good.
Monet X Change
Susie Toot is kind of like any argument I've. I've ever had with Bob the Dragon on Sim rivalry. This is. This is. This is how I feel. I feel like. I feel like you're Susie and the rest of us is me. This is how I feel arguing with you.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're the front runner, and you are the basic bitches in the back.
Monet X Change
Oh, so you say. Are you calling yourself a basic bitch in the back?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I'm the front runner. You're a basic bitch in the back. No, you are.
Monet X Change
Open your ears in this alternate reality where. Anyway, anyway, whatever.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're not trying to build the Monet multiverse, ok? All I'm saying is you're basic.
Monet X Change
Do you want to compliment me how beautiful I look today?
Bob the Drag Queen
You look stunning. RuPaul enters the workroom. Right, Susie, hey, stop being rude. And Susie is feeling very confident. First of all, Susie's like, I'm about to be back with a fire. And then she was like, once. RuPaul announces a rusical. Susie's like, and your bitch is about to get eaten up again.
Monet X Change
Well, you know what? It is like, I mean, I know, Austin, there are, at this point, we have just archetypes on Drag Race, right? Like the theater girl who wants to be good at all the Funny things and all the singing things and the Snatch Game and the rusical. Like she's falling into this archetype, which I'm like, get it. Have we ever had a black theater girl? Why the theater girl is always white?
Bob the Drag Queen
On your nerve is a theater girl.
Monet X Change
Is she. Is she a theater girl?
Bob the Drag Queen
That was one of the first things she said. I love musical theater. I'm from musical theater. We watched it together. She said in the Meet the Queens. There's also a really great video on youn Nerve singing maybe this time from Cabaret. She sounds amazing.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Send me the link.
Monet X Change
Lick me, lick me.
Bob the Drag Queen
She sounds absolutely amazing.
Monet X Change
That's a great song.
Bob the Drag Queen
And she sounds. I mean, y'all, I'm gonna play a little bit. Y'all. I know. I know y'all love when we play music into the microphone.
Monet X Change
Well, literally. J right here. Jay, about to mute your mic. You.
Bob the Drag Queen
You.
Monet X Change
We have to get you about to press play. Your shit gonna be all the way muted.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I can send Jay the link and then Jay can. Don't put the whole thing. Just do a small. A small bit. But she sounds really, really fucking good. Listen. So nobody love me Lady Peaceful. Anyway, you get it. She has a beautiful voice.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah, she really does. And people try to clock me to pit stop. They were like. Cause in this I was saying, oh, I didn't expect her to sing this well. And yes, I forgot she sang in the other thing that she's really good at. I forgot pursue me. But that is not. Anyway. Which we'll get to that later. But, yeah. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful voice.
Bob the Drag Queen
Beautiful gowns. Gorgeous gowns.
Monet X Change
Oh, I was gonna say. Yeah. So they all. So it is a rusical. And off face value. Bob, who did you think was gonna be like. Just knowing it was a rusical. Were you expecting Susie to do well?
Bob the Drag Queen
I expected to do well, but I expected Anya to win.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Before.
Monet X Change
Before you saw. Maybe this time just off of what you saw in the competition so far.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. From hearing her sing before. And also she said she's a theater person. I mean, I'm a theater person. I'm not like a. Yeah, I'm not like a Blair St. Clair Jinx monsoon. Susie Toot theater person. But I am a. I am a. Yeah. I'm not a Jan. Sport. But I am a theater fan, though. I'm. I am a theater. I wouldn't necessarily. If. If I'm in a category, I would not be called a musical theater queen, but I am a queen and I really love musical theater.
Monet X Change
Got him. You know, I'm not a music theater girly at all.
Bob the Drag Queen
But anyway, so they're doing a take on Wicked wizard of Oz and the Wiz all rolled into one. And then we actually get there and we realize that it's actually Wicked. The wizard of Oz, the Wiz by.
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Way of Chorus Line with a little Witches of Eastwick.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's Witches of Eastwick again?
Monet X Change
The Cher movie.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I never seen that movie.
Monet X Change
I never seen it either. But everybody I sent on Pitstop. I didn't know everyone was like, you fucking uneducated, fucking dumb Brooklyn bitch. You never heard of the Witches of Eastwick? Dumb on it. That's why Cher is there. Like, do yourself us some favor and get some knowledge. You fucking uncultured.
Bob the Drag Queen
You really be over exaggerating the comment. This is. By the way, this is a perfect example of. Of Mona Ex. You dumb Brooklyn who knows nothing. That's how you retell every story that involves me.
Monet X Change
It was me that said it to her last night. That's what. And Jay said everything I just said verbatim.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you deserved it. So Sam, Susie, and Acacia all want to be Kansas Dorothy.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
And they go ahead.
Monet X Change
Which, I mean, we'll see in the thing. But I don't know what they read in the script or. Cause they were listening as well. So I guess it sounded exciting, but that did not sound like the most exciting role. Like, when people clamor for something that doesn't even seem that exciting. I'm like, are you just going off of it because of the name? Cause you're like, oh, Dorothy. Kansas Dorothy. Like, it's a familiar thing, so we can go with it. But like, in context of everything else, it does not sound that exciting.
Bob the Drag Queen
It wasn't even a big role.
Monet X Change
I know. I don't. I think that it just feels like the titular character, the titular role to like, oh, I want that, you know?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But Susie, no. Sam backs off pretty quickly because she's like, I need to be out there and be. I don't know. She. She's in her goofy era, I guess. I don't know. And then Susie's like, I'm not fucking backing down. I'm not backing down. Then all the girls were like, well, Susie, we don't want it to be you. These girls are over. I mean, they've. It seems like they have never really liked Susie, but baby, at this point in the competition, they are over Suzanne Tooth.
Monet X Change
Which is weird because I think it's a combination of her having two wins, but also her personality, because Anya nerves Has two wins, but the people aren't coming for her. But Susie is rubbing everyone the wrong way because it's that like elitist is a strong word, but it definitely does come a little high flute and like y'all bitches are my sons and you need to respect me. You know what I mean? That's where it comes off.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are they her sons?
Monet X Change
No, I don't think so. She was doing the best in competition for a while. But I think on your nerves is doing. On your nerves. On your nerve. One single nerve is doing the best on the competition.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, on your nerve. One nerve. Jewels sparkles. Two jewels. They both sparkle. And yeah. So I feel like when it comes to. So Susie was like, well, you shouldn't do this because I think that you got read for being understated and being muted and blah blah, blah. So therefore you should. So you shouldn't do it. And then girl Acacia has had it. Susie goes, have fun. And she goes, what'd you say? I was like, acacia about to knock. If you buck. It was.
Monet X Change
But I mean it was pretty crazy for Susie to be like, well, you're dusty, you're ugly, your hairlines and even your wigs are ugly so that you shouldn't do that role. I was like, she didn't ask for all of that. You don't have to give all of that to. To tell her why she shouldn't get the role. That was a little, that was a little wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
Especially when she goes, have fun. She was like, I mean she was like. She basically said, you're going to fail. I mean she was right. But she, but she. I don't know if she need to say it, you know.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then Sam decided that she wants to. That she doesn't want to take it. She wants to come out of her shell. So she's going to be the wicked witch of east whatever. East Wick and do. Which is shared.
Monet X Change
Yes. And yeah, go ahead.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also this line killed me. Susie is like a fucking 98 year old washed up theater nerd. That's literally your brand. Acacia has had it. Susie is like a fucking 98 year old washed up theater nerd. Gathered. Gathered by. But gathered by the finger wave wig.
Monet X Change
The girls have been throughout the majority, maybe not the majority, but often throughout the season. Acacia is often being put down by by the other girls and often being like underplayed and kind of. Akasha has been like the one. Everyone has kind of been like, ugh, you're whack. You know, whatever, you're corny. You're ugly. You're always ugly. So I think she really has had it officially, to quote Detox.
Bob the Drag Queen
So everyone, everyone decides, everyone decides that Acacia should be Kansas Dorothy. And I think I, I, I don't think they all think that she'd be better. I think they just don't want Susie to have it.
Monet X Change
I think so too. But also, I don't want to talk about the critique of the thing. We'll get to that later.
Bob the Drag Queen
But yeah, so Jules and Corey both want to be the good witch. Let me say this right now. There is not a chance on God's green earth you would have convinced me to play a flying monkey on international television.
Monet X Change
Well, and she played, remember the last sketch? She played a Neanderthal.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I would have been like, I would have not been like, I'm about to be the fly. I would be like, yeah, I'm not being a flying monkey. I don't know what y'all gonna do. I don't know how you're gonna figure it out. I'll be any role. I'm not being a flying monkey. Also monkey number two. Like now listen, granted when I was in high school, I was the funky monkey in the Wiz, but I went to a black high school, so he's all black. I ain't gonna be around a bunch of white folks being the monkey. This is crazy. Would you have done that?
Monet X Change
No, I would not.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I, I don't think I.
Monet X Change
Feel as strongly as you, you.
Bob the Drag Queen
So they got the character. But I said, well, I don't know.
Monet X Change
If I feel as strong as you. I, I, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it just off of principle because the monkey roll. I would have done it because I mean, it looks like one of those roles. Like it looks like a filler role. It doesn't look like a role that's special. So that's why I wouldn't want to go for it. Maybe there is a way to you and your teammate team up to make the Monkees like the star of the show and steal the scene to win the challenge. But it just doesn't seem special. Why would you want that role?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, it's also, of the two monkey roles, it was the least role and she was like literally standing behind. We'll get there, we'll get there. But anyway, Cory ends up playing one of the flying monkeys.
Monet X Change
Uh huh. And then on your nerves gets to be, she wants to be Harlem Dorothy, which I think honestly it's the role I would have went for. It's the role I would have. I would have fought too. Me Ani would have been scrapping for that role. Cause that's the role I would have wanted 100%.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well then another one of other black girls wanted. Lana didn't want it. Corey didn't want it. Yeah.
Monet X Change
I mean, would you gag? What, what did you gag as Susie was like, I think that I should be harling Dorothy at this point.
Bob the Drag Queen
That would not gag me. I'd be like, yeah, that sound like Susie. Y'all know in the Wiz, Dorothy's not actually from Harlem. That is something they did for the movie. Like if you actually watch the music, I would say the musical, the stage play, the Wiz is hot Take is actually not a very good show. It's mad cheesy. It's mad cheesy.
Monet X Change
Well, let's be from Kansas. She's not from Harlem in the future.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I know, that's what I'm saying. In the Wiz, the stage play of the Wiz, she's from Kansas too. And she's still a 16 year old girl. She's not. They just changed. They made her a teacher from Harlem. Out of nowhere.
Monet X Change
It'S got affairs.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she was in her. I think she was in her 40s when she played the role, so she couldn't be 16, obviously.
Monet X Change
I mean, movie magic. Worst things. Stranger things have happened, honestly, on film.
Bob the Drag Queen
So they go into rehearsals to recording, right? Michelle thinks that Lana, Michelle shows up to Lana, she said, you're lucky to be here. Straight up, she's like, she's like, I finally found my voice. Eight weeks later, Michelle said, you're lucky, bitch. That's gaggy.
Monet X Change
It was gaggy. I think in these like on stage recording session with Michelle. I mean, I just, again, this is a TV show. It's a. This is a challenge. Like, I get it. But like if you don't sing and you have to like sing on a session, like, I feel weird judging people who aren't singers in this type of thing. Like if you're not a singer, not a singer, like, you know, I don't have to be a good singer. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, we judge the dancers and the comedy people, and they're not good at comedy. You and I just judged the shit outta Lana Del Rey. I mean, not Lana Del Rey, Lana Jarret for not being good at comedy. You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
True, true. So I guess the only way to be fair to Drag Race is to be good at everything.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you just have to be good at enough things. You don't have to have a perfect score. You just have to have the best grades. You know what I mean?
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Bob the Drag Queen
I think that. I actually think that she did a good job. And when Corey called Michelle Track 9, that sent me to the moon, that is. So I'm here with Ms. Track with track nine.
Monet X Change
I'm surprised they kept that in. That was really cutsy.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know? To those who don't know, Michelle Visage is on the Bodyguard soundtrack. And her. She's track nine. So she started calling her. Well, she called her track nine that sent me to the moon. I feel like we have to all start calling Michelle Track 9. Hey, what's up? Track 9.
Monet X Change
Best scenes offensive of Mean Spirited.
Bob the Drag Queen
And what of it? She called me Ratchet on national tv, on international television. It's her turn.
Monet X Change
Did you get her to apologize?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, I. I've never asked for an apology. Quite frankly.
Monet X Change
A lot of money.
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
Monet X Change
I said track nine probably made her a lot of money.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I'm sure. Track 9 wrote in the. The.
Monet X Change
The.
Bob the Drag Queen
The. The the dollars, honey. Well, apparently, I think that this. Back when she was under, that bad deal. I don't know. Anyway.
Monet X Change
Oh, well, they see, girl. We see Acacia's recording session, and it is uncomfortable to watch for me only because, like, she's branded herself as a singing queen and she's, like, singing out of tune and she's having a hard time, and I personally feel uncomfortable watching.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was not great. I mean, I wasn't as uncomfortable. You were really uncomfortable with bad singing. I mean, it's like, oh, this isn't great. But, I mean, I wasn't like, ooh. I was just like, oh, not great. But I guess we'll just. We'll move on. We see people be bad as stuff on Drag Race all the time, you know?
Monet X Change
Yeah. I guess we're just like, oof, oof.
Bob the Drag Queen
Corey King cannot sing.
Monet X Change
A lot of people cannot sing, and that's fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I can't sing.
Monet X Change
You say again?
Bob the Drag Queen
I said I can't sing.
Monet X Change
You can hold a tune, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I mean, like I always say, if I sing a song, I think you.
Monet X Change
Can hold a tune.
Bob the Drag Queen
If I. I don't need a gun to my head to hold a tune. To be clear, gun to head is crazy. Gun to head. I think that if I sing a song, even if I hum a tune, you will recognize the song. I'm not tone deaf. You know what I mean? If I go, like, you know, but. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But. But I wouldn't be. But I'm not. Like, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do what Acacia is doing, being like, I'm that girl. Look at that horse. Look at that horse. Look at that horse. You know? But also, when Susie gets up there, she's doing well. They ask Acacia, what do you think about Susie? And she goes, I don't even want to talk about it. Like, she is so over Suzanne Tooth.
Monet X Change
Rightfully so, girl. Cause Susie's a little. Susie really turned the tide on this season. The people are really getting.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, she getting that little villain edit, honey. A little bit of villain, right?
Monet X Change
Okay. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, no, for sure. Anything else in the recording session that stuck out to you?
Monet X Change
No, I think Anya's killing it, as predicted, as we thought. And, I mean, she's great.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Michelle was living for Anya nerve. She was like, you're the one you want.
Monet X Change
It's you.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's you. You know how much that would hurt my feelings if I was the case? She forgot. And she was like, ew, gross.
Monet X Change
Ew.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're disgusting. And, you know, she was like, what you know, you know that, that Jiff and Michelle doing this.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So at rehearsals, Jules is a little awkward with her moves and the girls are laughing at her while she's trying to dance. And it is affecting her self esteem.
Monet X Change
Girl, I don't let these. Like, who, like, who cares? I'm like, okay, whatever. I can sh. A rehearsal, like, doesn't mean anything. But I mean, it kind of does mean something because we'll get to that. But like, Anya is struggling to learn it in rehearsal and that ends up being a critique, a point against her later on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, it was odd. It was a very odd critique. You didn't get it right away.
Monet X Change
Okay, I'm not fucking Paula Abdul, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will practice.
Monet X Change
I'll get there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you name me Paul Abdul songs? What's your favorite Paula Joe song?
Monet X Change
Did he really want to look me together? Oh, oh, oh. Hit and Run. Well, what's the one?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's called Straight Up.
Monet X Change
Oh, what's one with the cat?
Bob the Drag Queen
Two steps forward, one step back. We come together. Cause opposites are tracking. You know it ain't fiction just a natural fact. We come together. Cause I busit's attract. And his name was Scat Cat or Big Bad Cat. What's his name? Scat. Big Bad. The cat's name is what's name.
Monet X Change
You're right. DJ Scat Cat.
Bob the Drag Queen
DJ Scat Cat. There was a musical years ago called A Straight Up Vampire that I saw at Joe's Pub, which is a vampire like hunting movie. I mean, a vampire hunting musical set to Paul Abdul music called Straight Up Vampire.
Monet X Change
Can I tell you? I hate, I hate a jukebox musical. I hate, I hate. I'm like. Just make original music. I hate a jukebox musical.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hot take.
Monet X Change
Do you like, you like, you like jukebox musicals?
Bob the Drag Queen
Some of them, yeah. I like. I like. Ain't too Proud. I thought it was really, really good.
Monet X Change
Oh, I didn't see Ain't Too proud. Okay, let me say this. All the juke box. All of the jukebox musicals I've seen, I don't. I didn't like them. Any of them.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which ones have you seen?
Monet X Change
And Juliet. Moulin Rouge.
Bob the Drag Queen
Moulin Rouge is not a good musical.
Monet X Change
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is bad. And I'm talking about.
Monet X Change
I'm talking about the talent, like the, the singer.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, whatever. Talent. The stage play.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Moulin Rouge on Broadway is a bad, bad.
Monet X Change
Thank you. Thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's horrible.
Monet X Change
Jay saw it. He fucking climaxed.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, the thing about. Do you know the weirdness about Moulin Rouge. It won the Tony that year, but they were the only ones nominated.
Monet X Change
Was it Covid?
Bob the Drag Queen
It was Covid gag.
Monet X Change
Anyway, that's crazy. To have a thing with one person in the category. That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is what it is, my boy. So Corey King goes up to with. With Jamal and she's like, I'm feeling confident, but I'm not gonna let the other girls know this. Why Corey? Why are you confident about any. What about any. No, Shade, what about your. Anything you done on this show is making you feel like you are on your nerve with Susie Toot.
Monet X Change
I think that Corey has stage presence. I think she's going to ride. She's going to try to ride on her stage presence. For this specifically.
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like when she's lip syncing, she has stage presence. But outside of that, I've not seen the moments where I'm like, Corey's eating the girl. Well, she did pretty decent on the Death game. She did pretty decent on that game. But she was outshined though by like three people.
Monet X Change
No, two. Anya and. And Jules. Who else outshine her?
Bob the Drag Queen
Anya outshine her. Jules outshine her. And Sam, I'll shine her. I would, I. I would say they.
Monet X Change
Were even to be for my opinion.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, Monet's Nepo baby. This is crazy. Monet's little Nepo baby coming through.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. So you're my Nepo baby. You're. You're, you're. You're my fucking Nepo auntie.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, exactly. Make sure you get it right, honey. I'm ranking over you, honey. Can you slide back a little bit?
Monet X Change
Yes, please.
Bob the Drag Queen
Back. Jason Jay, shut the hell up. Let's go on to the makeup. Everyone back the fuck up. That's fine. So this is the first episode where we're really, really talking about the Corey King Lydia Butthole Collins love story. They're really amping it up this episode. Almost like we're gonna get a. A lip sync against them against each other or something.
Monet X Change
Well, I think that it's been alluded to and this is a little tea. Apparently after the show, I was watching Roscoe's. A clip of Roscoe's on Twitter. Like after the show. Like, they date. They were. Had a little showmance going on. I think there's a little like, lax after. And then after the show, they really got it amped up and they really started dating after the show. So in the show they were kind of like. But they became a couple like months later.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause they can't fuck during the show, obviously.
Monet X Change
Why not?
Bob the Drag Queen
When? When in the bathroom. Like, I mean, I don't know how it is now, but they used to, like, monitor who goes to the bathroom. You get walked to the bathroom. You don't see each other in the hotel. What are you gonna fucking in the back of the van?
Monet X Change
I mean, for. I'm not gonna count all winners. Cause that's different. Obviously. We've been there three times. So, like, people. It's like a different rules. But first season, they gave. You had weekends to go. Like, on the weekends, you can go to the pool and stuff together.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, to the pool. But when were you ever alone with a girl without a production person there?
Monet X Change
Yeah, true.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or maybe they're like, production can watch.
Monet X Change
I don't give a.
Bob the Drag Queen
What they gonna do. Stop us. Acacia and Anya are both playing Dorothy, but they. And they both feel good about their chances. They're both like, I feel good going in.
Monet X Change
And only.
Bob the Drag Queen
Unless.
Monet X Change
Only. Only 50% of them should feel that way.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but the girls. All the girls are feeling good. Watching girls sit at the makeup mirror and be like, I'm about to eat the girlies up. Is always a wild. Like, it's always wild. You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
No. What's wild is when it comes from a challenge. When someone is so bad and they're like, honestly, you see all y'all over there? Pack it up.
Bob the Drag Queen
You mean Susie.
Monet X Change
I sit on that stage. You mean Susie.
Bob the Drag Queen
Last week, Suzy. Last week.
Monet X Change
Very that so.
Bob the Drag Queen
Have you ever painted yourself green before?
Monet X Change
I have. I. Yeah. Yes. I have a couple.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know you did one for the Juno Burch thing.
Monet X Change
I did Juno Burch, and then I did Cracker and I when we presented the Glam Awards. Oh, it was a year. I. I think I was. I did, like, a witch number, and I was green and I had the dreads. Remember? It's a long time ago. You weren't remembering.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is a picture of Monae as Juno Burch.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then I did green when I did Wrong Bitch with Todrick Hall.
Monet X Change
So good.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you kind of just paint like normal, but you just use different colors. It wasn't that hard for me.
Monet X Change
Susie's in the weird. Do you see this? She was painting green. Susie has some strange. She started highlighting her Adam's apple. Did you see this?
Bob the Drag Queen
I did see that. It was very strange.
Monet X Change
I was like, why are we highlighting our neck? I don't. Maybe she was the witch, like, is bulging. I don't fucking know what you're doing. But to be fair, in the challenge, she did look good. She looked pretty. So her.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she's wearing a turtleneck.
Monet X Change
Was she wearing a suit on the neck? No.
Bob the Drag Queen
I might have made that part of. I can't quite remember what she's wearing, but I remember I was thinking to myself, I want to see what her neck looks like. This is wild.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think she ended up, like, just wearing a crew neck, but it didn't look weird, so whatever.
Bob the Drag Queen
Corey and Arietty used to be big girls.
Monet X Change
You. You used to be a big girl. I don't mean that shady. You've said it on the podcast before. I'm not making it up. You said it on the podcast before, Dawson.
Bob the Drag Queen
When did I say that to you?
Monet X Change
In middle school. You said that you used to like. You used to. You used to be a big girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monat. I didn't. In middle school, I was 6 foot 2, 125 pounds.
Monet X Change
Wasn't there sometime in school you were a big girl? Maybe not in middle school. Sometime you were six years old.
Bob the Drag Queen
When I was in kindergarten. When I was in kindergarten, I was £95. I don't know if that's bigger, which they very large. Most kindergarten. The average kindergarten is 45 pounds.
Monet X Change
Okay, so you were a big girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
In kindergarten, but you, You. You add shit when they, like, when they like two years ago.
Monet X Change
I did not say that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, first Aritza comes for you, and now Monet.
Monet X Change
Damn.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is crazy. I was. I was very skinny. I was like crazy skinny.
Monet X Change
Okay, but did I lie? You see, in middle. In kindergarten, you were a big girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was a kind of a thick kindergartener, but I was not. I was not thick long enough to. To ever count as a big girl. I was five years old. And I was mostly because I was very tall. Like, I was not like just some. Even though Katya says I used to be as fat as a house on her little podcast.
Monet X Change
Wait, she said you were fat as former fatty.
Bob the Drag Queen
She was fat as a house is what Katya says. Did you. Have you not. Have you not heard this clip? The quote is former fatty, fat as a house.
Monet X Change
She's talking about herself.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, bitch. Me. Me.
Monet X Change
Why did she say that about you?
Bob the Drag Queen
Apparently she thought I was fat as a house. Listen, have you talked to Bob lately?
Monet X Change
Bob who?
Bob the Drag Queen
Bob the drag Queen. Oh, yeah. Ms. Former Fatty. Now she's like. She's not a former fatty. She is. She was bad as a house last time I saw her.
Monet X Change
Now she is cut.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I think I have to make a new diss track. That is crazy. I think I Have to make a diss track. Now, this is crazy.
Monet X Change
That is a house. But also. Bob, you know what? I'm gonna find a compliment in there for you. She's saying that you. You know, I don't know what. What proclivity you want for your body, but she's saying you look different now. For better or worse, you have. You know, you're smaller.
Bob the Drag Queen
Drop the track, honey. Katya's going down.
Monet X Change
Honestly, you should. You should. You should do a. Be a rap over her. Her. What's that song? The. The Vampire Needs Dental. Dentist. Teeth. Something. Something weird.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, the tooth Work song. Now, Arietty said that she had an eating disorder, which is how she. This is the one where girls are like, I'm gonna. We're all gonna talk about our trauma. And then Acacia's like, bitch, you think that's something? I had cystic fibrosis. I was like, this is wild.
Monet X Change
So, cystic fibrosis. We had a kid in middle school that had cystic fibrosis. And it's like. It's when you have too much mucus. Your body produces too much mucus. You have to, like, use a thing. It's like a whole. Cystic fibrosis is no joke. Like, you, like, you breathe. Really? I didn't know that. I didn't know it was curable. I thought that you. I thought you had it forever. I didn't know you could. You could.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe she just has it under control or something.
Monet X Change
But a lot.
Bob the Drag Queen
The girls have come over. A lot, have overcome a lot in this cast. Jewel Sparkles is bionic with her steel plate in her back. Corey and Arrietty used to be big girls. Acacia has cystic fibrosis. Lexi Love was thrown out of her home by her family at the age of 16, 14. The girls are going through it.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah. And Lexi. Wait, did you. Wait, I'm making this up. Wait, did it talk about Lexi being a financial person?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Okay. Yeah, I mixed the episodes up.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know if not on this episode. That was like five episodes ago.
Monet X Change
Was it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
My God, it's all bleeding together.
Bob the Drag Queen
They showed her LinkedIn profile. Okay.
Monet X Change
Yeah, that was cr. We didn't. We probably got so caught up on something else, I forgot. But we had to mention Lexi is doing drag rack. Let me tell you something. Finances are one of the hardest things for not even just drag queens, I think just people to deal with. And this bitch. This bitch is an accountant. She is a fucking.
Bob the Drag Queen
A fucking.
Monet X Change
A fucking day trader. Like, Lexi is checking out.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're beefing up the resume girl.
Monet X Change
I want to hire her to do my fucking taxes. Wanna, like, CPA being able to do your taxes without a cpa.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's why.
Monet X Change
That's so fierce.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't. Monet, she didn't say she doesn't run taxes. She just said that she's a financial advisor. You're adding extra stuff to it.
Monet X Change
Okay, but you and I both know, even being anyone in the realm of finance. Nigga, you sm. I have had a financial advisor for seven years. I still don't understand shit these motherfuckers be talking to me about.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't listen when they talk.
Monet X Change
I do listen, Monet.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't listen. I don't listen, Monet. We both said our friend. We used to fall asleep when she would talk to us. That's true. We both be like, oh, sorry, what? And you laughing because it's true. Let's get into these performances. So can I just give a hot take? I thought Susie was okay. Like, okay.
Monet X Change
I. I thought if it was safe. If safe is five, I would give her, like, a six. Seven, for sure. I thought that she was better than.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll give her a high. Safe.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean, but overall, what did you think of the. Of the rusical? Just overall, I thought it was a. I thought it was a really good rusical. I liked it a lot.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't like that they did the 42nd street thing. I wanted more. More wizard of Oz references. It just. I don't know why. Why was it. Why was it an audition?
Monet X Change
You don't like. You don't like the. The Chorus Line fantasy?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Why was it. Why were you doing Chorus Line? I just don't get it. Merge all the different.
Monet X Change
Where's wicked?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wizard of Oz? Yeah. Yeah. But I think.
Monet X Change
I think it was a vehicle. So, like, why all these things are converging together? Like, they're all.
Bob the Drag Queen
I get why they did. I just don't like it. Let me rephrase that. I get why. I just don't. I just don't like it. It wasn't. It was. It didn't make sense to me.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I thought it was a good rusical. I enjoyed it a lot. Um, I thought that Suzy was good. I didn't think she was anything to, like. I think it was a smash hit, like some other people are going to talk about. But I thought she did a good job. I enjoyed her.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Jules song is a take on Tits and Ass from Chorus Line. Um, and honestly, Jules, Eight down. Jules is such a good Performer very.
Monet X Change
Well rounded and kind of like on your nerve to me. Like, kind of sneaking up on the girls. Cause I mean, I enjoyed Jules from the beginning, but I definitely think that as the competition has went on, I think she's really showed how verse of a sexual partner and talent she is on the show.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I think the nip slip actually worked in her favor.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Because it all worked. And honestly, I think it was planned.
Bob the Drag Queen
You think so?
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think that was planned.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like Courtney act's little pussy pop on big brother.
Monet X Change
Mm. You know, I did not know that was planned until people brought it up. I was like, oh, my God, that's probably so embarrassing. And then I saw a whole thing about at this point, it's probably on vine. And I was like, oh, it was a planned thing. She better work.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think this is Arrietty's best performance of the season.
Monet X Change
And that's not saying much. I thought it was that. I thought it was fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, it was good. It was. Again, I'm not saying she ate the girlies up, but it was indeed, in my opinion, her best performance of the season. In fact, I would say out of the three, I'm gonna say she was the best one out of the trio. She was the best one.
Monet X Change
The lion. The lion. The tin man and the scarecrow.
Bob the Drag Queen
The lion, the witch and the wardrobe.
Monet X Change
That's literally what I was gonna say.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I would say shu. Yeah, I would say so. I think on your nerve. Fucking Wait real quick.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love that Lexi. I love that Lexi's singing into her tail. That was so funny to me. Lexi using her tail as a microphone was so funny to me.
Monet X Change
It was cute. It was cute. Can we get to Onion now?
Bob the Drag Queen
Absolutely.
Monet X Change
My God, this queen is so talented. As soon as she went on stage, I was earthquake.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's ridiculous.
Monet X Change
I was literally smiling. Cause it was just like her fucking face and just how into the dancing. It was just. She's such a pleasure, such a joy to fucking watch through this challenge. Like, honestly, this should have been her third win. I don't care. She should have fucking won this challenge. She was so, so, so magnetic. It was divine to watch her. I'm happy I got to watch any interview.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. On your nerve was amazing to me. It was the best performance of the night.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Followed by Jewel Sparkles. I agreed. So thank you.
Monet X Change
Ok. See, sometimes, Bob, we, you know, sometimes we really sync up. Sometimes we really find each other and.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree, like, okay, back up.
Monet X Change
We'll get there. But Samstar anyway. Okay. Samstar as Cher. I will say Samstar had a lot to do, a lot of choreo. A lot of, like, logistics. Like, navigating the logistics of her performance and also singing the whole time. So I get that she had a lot to do, but I still. As a. As an overall performance, yes, it was good, but I think she was still outshone by. By Anya Nerve and Jules Sparkle.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I would. It was weird to me that they made Jules. We'll get to the judging. But, yes, Sam did. Sam did do a very good job, and I think Acacia gave herself the worst role in the show. It's not funny. It's not camp. It is. That's a sad sax song. I think Acacia set herself up for the Okie doke.
Monet X Change
But here's the thing, Bob. Here is the thing. I think because she's not a seasoned performer. Had you gotten it. Had I gotten it, had someone else, we would have found ways to beef up the thing to steal the scene. Like, she just went in and just did what she saw on the paper, and just like, I'm gonna. This is what. On the paper. I'm gonna do it. She didn't, like, try to, like, pull some tricks or like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or.
Monet X Change
Or. Or do things to make it special. Like, she did nothing with it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she just. And by the way, she also was the one who had to be out there by herself. Like, literally all Celine Dion, all by myself alone, just doing this earnest performance to a. To decent vocals.
Monet X Change
And that's the thing. Like, she made it to earnest. She should have camped it up, dragged it up. I don't know. With the little toto in the bag. Find the thing to, like, give the dog treats.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know.
Monet X Change
Find things. Also you. You're on the stage by yourself, bitch. Take up the space. Like, do shit to amp up your performance.
Bob the Drag Queen
Douche it.
Monet X Change
Yeah, douche.
Bob the Drag Queen
Before you go on stage. I mean, in an event, she was. She said she's having a rough day. Her grandmother passed away a year ago. I know what it's like to perform while grieving. It is hard, y'all, to be on stage. Grieving sucks. It is so fucking bad. It feels horrible. But also, this is the hand you were dealt right now, you know?
Monet X Change
Yeah, girl, you got. Yeah, Yeah. I think that she just didn't. She didn't. She. And again, I don't know what type of performer Keisha is, but let me tell you something, Mark. Well, I'm not saying any New York. If it was an old New York City drag queen. You gave a Bianca Del Rio. Peppermint.
Bob the Drag Queen
Old.
Monet X Change
Old. A peppermint. Sasha, Velour, and Aja. Whatever.
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't try throwing younger girls to soften the blow. You call them old bitches.
Monet X Change
Those are the type of Miss Cracker. Those are the type of New York City Queens. I think if you gave them that number, they would find a way to fucking New York City that shit, and fucking steal the scene and make it the scene. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. So let's go to the Runway. First of all, the judges look great. I love this jacket that Adam Lambert is wearing. I want a full suit like that Disco daddy girl. Yeah. A billion dollars.
Monet X Change
Disco daddy did this.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, and again, a billion dollars. I did not stutter.
Monet X Change
I love Jamal's fucking. These big. This big yellow and black pinstripe shit. That looks so hot. I would love to wear something like that. That looks really cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, I would wear everything everyone's wearing here, every single judge. I would literally wear either one of these outfits. Literally.
Monet X Change
I would do. I would too. I think I love what RuPaul is wearing. I love having that obi belt in the middle because it creates such this disillusion of this, like, tiny, tiny, teeny wave.
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you think her small waist is an illusion?
Monet X Change
Smoke and mirrors. Just like. Just like when I do it or you do it? Smoke and mirrors.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, baby. When I do it, it's real. The realness.
Monet X Change
Why did you do a. Concentrate.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why do you have a fucking hat.
Monet X Change
On now all of a sudden?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because my head's a little ashy. Let's go into. It's not a little.
Monet X Change
A little is hilarious.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Susie Toot. She back on her. She back on her old timey, which I don't.
Monet X Change
I don't care about the old time anything. I just think this was so boring. I mean, I thought. I hated. It was just this, which. Fuck me, right? Cause Ru thought the color was incredible. I thought it was way too muted and way too, like, all beige. Like, I wanted, like, this. And another color would have been cool, but I think just the beige was. All of it was too monochromatic for me, and I love a monochromatic moment, but did you see that?
Bob the Drag Queen
She's. Did you find. Did you hear that she's wearing Anya Nier's mom's wig?
Monet X Change
Yes. Which is hilarious. Also, she's not wearing a parasol. I'm like, does the category mean anything? Like, the judges be picked, like, so.
Bob the Drag Queen
She'S carrying a parasol. What's that in her hand? That's a parasol.
Monet X Change
That's not a parasol.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is absolutely a parasol.
Monet X Change
What makes it a parasol?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's like an umbrella, but not really. Like, parasols tend to be more flat. That little thing, that thing she's holding. What do you think that thing she's holding is?
Monet X Change
I think parasol are. I think parasols are supposed to be smaller. This is a regular size umbrella, Monet.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not an umbrella. First of all, the fact that it's completely flat. Umbrellas curve around. That's one of the big things. Parasols are smaller, but that is. That is a parasol. That thing she's holding is a parasol.
Monet X Change
No, I'm looking. No, it says a lightweight umbrella used.
Bob the Drag Queen
As a sun shade. Yeah, that's a parasol. You can tell because it's. Because it doesn't curve around. It's just. It's just for blocking out sun. You remember used to have those. Those parasols back at home. I used to keep them in the umbrella thing.
Monet X Change
And they.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're mostly. They were paper usually, but they were like the Asian ones. That's what she has. That's a parasol. That's fully a parasol. Okay. Bitch.
Monet X Change
Say to her Paris on one more time.
Bob the Drag Queen
An umbrella can't be flat like that. You'll just be getting wet.
Monet X Change
Okay, moving on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Eat your words, fag. Oh, my God.
Monet X Change
Jesus Christ.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I don't love this outfit. I don't love it.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I thought it was too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jewel's looks great. I think she looks fantastic.
Monet X Change
I do, too. But girl on this new Runway, y'all, For the season, 18 girls wearing black on the room is a little tough. Like, I don't see any dimension here. Like, it's so hard to see. And again, that's not your fault. But I think that's just something to be mindful of going. You know, if you're going on Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. It's hard to get dimension if you're wearing all black or all white in general, especially against a black or white wall. If you're wearing the color of the wall.
Monet X Change
Yeah, for sure. Let's go on to Miss Airy Eddie, which I thought this was cool. I love. I love to touch you with the red in it. Arietty never misses on the Runway. I thought this was a next one. I like this.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. She looks really good. I don't have a lot of notes, but she does look very good. Let's go into Lexi Love caught when.
Monet X Change
She came around that corner with the fucking umbrella. Reveal that the parasol was a fascinator on her head. A hat, whatever you want to call it. And the gold accents look really regal and rich. And the white hair was so striking. I thought Lexi really ate this up. She looks amazing to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
You realize her. Her and Susie are. Those are basically the exact same parasol.
Monet X Change
Mm. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I guess you. I guess you could say that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Um, you know, I love this look. I think it looks. I wish that she was wearing gold shoes, though, to match her titties.
Monet X Change
I could see that. I could like that as well.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I did like the reveal that. That it was a cane. That was really cool, in my opinion.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Let's go on to Ms. Sam Starr, who is. Who looks incredible.
Bob the Drag Queen
My favorite look of the night.
Monet X Change
It was the monochromaticity of all this was gray.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not monochromatic.
Monet X Change
Isn't. It's all purple.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's multiple colors. There's also the flesh color under there, too.
Monet X Change
Okay, but wouldn't this count as monochromatic, though? I think it counts as monochromatic.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, sure. Also, this is not an updo. She was like, I'm wearing my signature updo. This is not an updo girl.
Monet X Change
She loved this girl. This. I mean, this is a trinity. This is a trinity. This is a trinity. This is a trinity. The tuck gown. This is a Trinity outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I think this is amazing. This is my favorite look. This is my favorite look of them. I love when someone has. There's a picture of Varla Jean Merman standing next to this couch. And the couch is in the same. The couch is upholstered in the fabric of the dress she's wearing. I love that stuff. I love, like, the fact this umbrella is literally the same fabric or the parasol. The same fabric as the dress. This is so cool to me. This is just so cool.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think this is beautiful. She looked great. And Samsung always looks very pleasing in the face. And. Yeah, I think she looks good. Let's talk about Lydia Butthole Collins. Lydia will find something to put on her head or her face. It'll be the last thing this bitch does. She will block her face.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is she hiding from. Is she on the run? Why is this bitch always on the run?
Monet X Change
And the dress, I think, is fine. Again, you know, it's a little shapeless. Cause she's. You know, she's not wearing any corsetry or padding or anything, which, you know, that's a choice. You know, I gotta say, this is. I don't like, this girl Lydia is.
Bob the Drag Queen
The queen of okay looks. No shade. Like, I never hate it. I never love it. I'm always like, oh, yeah, she's wearing it.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I would agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Corey King. The dress is too short.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And this hair is a sin.
Monet X Change
The hair color on her is nice, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
The color is nice. This hair is a sin, Corey. It's a sin. A sin. Prison. Prison.
Monet X Change
Also you. Do you like the. The white go days at the bottom? Isn't that strange to you? I get she's trying to, like, bring more white in it. It was so weird.
Bob the Drag Queen
It looked, like, almost fake. This whole dress is strange. You know what? What I don't like about this dress, I could have made this. And if I can make it, you probably should be wearing on Drag Race. That didn't stop me, but I won, so I guess that's the difference here. Damn, I don't like this. The parasol is cute, though.
Monet X Change
Oh, why?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, just look cute. And that. That is an umbrella girl. That actually is an umbrella bitch.
Monet X Change
She went to Marshall's and paid the 9.99 for that fucking umbrella. At the. In the little checkout aisle, she's like, oh, yeah, let me just take this too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, this is indeed a real umbrella. Let's go on to. On ya nerve. This was better on the Runway than it does in still photos, but I did like it. She looked good, but somehow the photo's not giving what it gave on the Runway.
Monet X Change
I thought it was a weird outfit. I don't understand why. It was this mesh catsuit, and it was tucked into her boots. I didn't love this. Did not love this.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go into a case you forgot. I think this look is so cool.
Monet X Change
I like it from the waist up. I don't like the D. This Dior length skirt is not. It's not the Dior length, and it looks like an ashy. Like, I wish the stripes were black, like, the thing. And I just think the skirt is just throwing me off. Everything else I like. I was going back and forth about the double Afrop parasol, but after what I saw on the lip sync, I was like, oh, this was so clever. So I love that. But I don't like the skirt. I don't like the skirt.
Bob the Drag Queen
I do wish she would stop wearing this curly hair. Like, I don't think this curly hair thing that she does is doing any favors for her face. I just don't like it.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it was. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to. Finally, Lana Jarret, who, by the way, this may shock you all. This is a very unique look for her. This is not something she normally wears. Bitch, what do you wear? Jesus. Do you wear clothes?
Monet X Change
I think she looks stunning. She looks very sexy. I thought this was a good look.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. A little corset wouldn't hurt. But the crazy thing is she's wearing a corset. It's just not tight.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Maybe she doesn't. Which.
Bob the Drag Queen
And if she corseted, she would probably be impossible. Like, her body would look crazy.
Monet X Change
Bitch. If Lana Ja records, it would be insane. It would be. Honestly, she could wear a piece of shit on the runner. People were like, oh, my God, she.
Bob the Drag Queen
Has.
Monet X Change
Luxx is about the way Luxx is about to wear your ass out.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's she gonna do? What's she gonna do?
Monet X Change
No, if Lana was to corset on top of, like, it would be insane. Like, I don't think. I don't think she understands the value it would bring to her roommates. It should just course it a little bit. It would, like, be insane.
Bob the Drag Queen
We need to send her to Domino. They're in the same town. Also, she's wearing Luxx's wig, by the way, this is the wig that Luxx wore when she won her first maxi challenge.
Monet X Change
Is it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yep.
Monet X Change
How you know? Did you just remember this or she said it?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's because she said it out loud.
Monet X Change
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Arrietty, Lana, Lana, Jarrett, Lexi, and Lydia are all safe in the.
Monet X Change
And they happen to say, Lana, Lana took her ass. She's like. She's like. She's like. She's like, thank you, Lord. Yeah. Y'all never complain about being safe again.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. She's like, thank you, honey. And then now, Susie, Sam, there are four tops and two bottoms. It doesn't seem like there's three bottoms, right?
Monet X Change
Yeah, it doesn't. No. It's clearly Corey and Acacia.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Cause Susie, Sam, Jules, and who else are there? Susie, Sam, Jules, and Anya were all. All Got got praised.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And Michelle thinks that Lydia outshined Corey, which I agree with.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Ever so slightly. But, I mean, if you want to split hair. Sure. I also don't think Lydia, like, did a smash job, but I think that if you had to analyze, put the two monkeys against each other, which sounds so crazy. There was a case that Lydia did better than Corey and.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, just. Akashia is having a hard day. I feel so bad for her. Acacia's having a rough day. I'm telling y'all. Mourning and competing on television is not fun. It stinks. But she's, you know, she got her head held high, and then we find out that samstar is the winner of this challenge. Do you agree with that win?
Monet X Change
No. I mean, again, I can see why. Like, if I was choosing. No, but I can see why. Sam Starr had the hardest choreo, 100%.
Bob the Drag Queen
And she did have the best outfit too, in my opinion. She had the best look on the Runway.
Monet X Change
I don't agree with that. But who had the best look? Lexi.
Bob the Drag Queen
To me over Sam.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's fair.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Sam had the best, had the hardest choreo. So, yes, I see that. But if I was picking 1 million percent, Anya. Even though Anya's Runway is my favorite, I think her performance was so good, it. It transcends that for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Anya's performance was really good. I thought Jules was also better than Sam. I think that Jewel. I think that Jules is Runway was also pretty good. But I would have given to either. I would have given to Anya. And if Jules would have won, I've been like, I could see that too.
Monet X Change
What the fuck did Jules wear? Oh, yeah, the black.
Bob the Drag Queen
All black. So Corey and Acacia are in the bottom again. As a reminder, girls, just grab some. It's really not. It's not that expensive, I promise you. Um, I will say this. Corey ate Acacia up. Like, she ate her. In my opinion, ate Lakesha up.
Monet X Change
And apparently blackout drunk. Apparently, Cory said she was, which I was like, Corey, words that mean. That's not what blackout drunk means.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't know how fucked up she was.
Monet X Change
But by blackout drunk. No, girl, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't know. You don't know how fucked up she was.
Monet X Change
I've been blackout drunk. That's not blackout drunk.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know you used to drive home, but I used to get. I wish Mitch was there. Mitch. But I used to get blackout. That's not true.
Monet X Change
Bob, stop. Can you please talk? That's not. I did not get blackout drunk and drunk. That is not true. I would like to.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't even know what blackout means anymore.
Monet X Change
And that's not. That is not true.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you remember driving home?
Monet X Change
Yes. Corey tweeted. Corey tweeted the way I could tell I was blackout drunk during that lip sync. Laughed my fucking ass off.
Bob the Drag Queen
But Corey did. Ate her. Cory ate her up. Corey, those little kicks when she did the. I love the high kick. High kick, high kick, high kick. That sends me every. It's so good. Acacia tried, but she just got eight up. Girl, she's got eight up.
Monet X Change
Were. You were you upset when Corey's wig fell off?
Bob the Drag Queen
It was. It was irritating. Have you seen a video of her on YouTube, I mean, on TikTok or Instagram, where she does a split to. Her wig falls off and goes down the stairs and then gets in the car and then drives somewhere? Have you seen. She's doing the splits and then the wig falls off and then the wig rolls downstairs, opens the door, rolls down the front door, opens up the car, puts the car and drive.
Monet X Change
No, I didn't see that.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's so good at the Internet. She's so good at it. Corey King and Corey done sent Acacia packing. It's time to go. Do you agree with this? With this calling?
Monet X Change
You know, I think Acacia had a good run on the show. She was one of the first. She was. She. She beat Harmona. She was in the bottom of the first two, and she had to listen for her life. And she lasted nine more weeks. So, you know, good for you, girl. Good for you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, best of luck. Oh, we also. I listened to Acacia forgot. So she told us before she left, she said, stream my new song, I never win. What's it called?
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. I never win.
Bob the Drag Queen
I never win. I listen to it. I will say of her songs, it is my favorite one so far.
Monet X Change
You know, this type of music is not for me, but I can acknowledge that it's a good. It's a good produced song, but it's this. I can't really give an opinion.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, y'all go stream I never win by in case you forgot, right now on all streaming platforms and head.
Monet X Change
On over to the sibling rivalry Patreon where we're going to be discussing untucked.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, and also buy my book. Go to readthreadragqueen.com and get a copy of my book.
Monet X Change
You know what you should do for a thing for your book? You should do like a Read the drag queen thing and people can come read you in some fun way.
Bob the Drag Queen
They can read my book to me.
Monet X Change
I'll read you.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would love that. I'll see you on Patreon, bitch.
Monet X Change
No. You don't even know where the fuck you're gonna see me, nigga. I'll decide if I'm gonna fucking come to that shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, I hope you don't.
Monet X Change
Good.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would love to do it by myself. It'll make my life so much easier.
Monet X Change
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, and I would have started a couple hours ago. Well, yeah, well, yeah, we'll get into that on Patreon.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, let's talk about it? Cause, honey, I'm still getting 50%. So do it by yourself. Goodbye.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bye.
Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S17 Ep 8 'The Wicked Wiz of Oz: The Rusical!'"
Release Date: February 26, 2025
In this engaging and dynamic episode of Sibling Rivalry, hosts Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen delve deep into the eighth episode of Season 17 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, titled "The Wicked Wiz of Oz: The Rusical!" This particular Rusical challenge combines elements from classic musicals, creating a vibrant and multifaceted competition for the contestants. Monét and Bob dissect every aspect of the episode, offering insightful commentary, hilarious banter, and candid opinions on the performances, runway looks, and eliminations.
The "Wicked Wiz of Oz: The Rusical!" merges themes from "Wicked," "The Wizard of Oz," and "Chorus Line," with a nod to "The Witches of Eastwick." Monét and Bob express mixed feelings about the fusion, with Bob particularly perplexed by the inclusion of "Chorus Line" elements.
Bob the Drag Queen ([02:38]) remarks:
"Why was it an audition? I don't know why. Why was it a Rusical?"
In contrast, Monét X Change ([06:50]) appreciates the creative blend:
"It's a really good Rusical. I enjoyed it a lot."
Anya Nerve continues to impress both hosts with her consistent performances. Monét highlights Anya’s exceptional stage presence and vocal abilities, asserting her dominance in the competition.
Monét X Change ([20:14]):
"Anya is killing it, as predicted, as we thought. And, I mean, she's great."
Bob the Drag Queen ([34:44]):
"Arrietty's best performance of the season."
Jules Sparkles is commended for her versatility and strong stage presence. Monét credits Jules with demonstrating both her sexual prowess and talent on the show, while Bob praises her performance as her best yet.
Bob the Drag Queen ([34:09]):
"Jules Sparkles is such a good performer, very well-rounded."
Monét X Change ([34:19]):
"I think Jules is really showing how versatile a sexual partner and talent she is on the show."
Sam Starr handles the challenging choreography and logistics of her performance admirably. While both hosts acknowledge her hard work, they feel she was outshined by Anya and Jules.
Monét X Change ([37:12]):
"Sam Starr had a lot of choreo, a lot of logistics... overall, good, but outshone by Anya and Jules."
Bob the Drag Queen ([33:22]):
"Sam did a very good job, but Acacia gave herself the worst role."
Acacia Collins faces criticism for her performance, which lacked the camp and energy expected in a Rusical. The hosts feel she failed to elevate her role beyond earnestness, resulting in a lackluster presentation.
Monét X Change ([37:56]):
"She just did what she saw on paper... didn’t try to pull any tricks."
Bob the Drag Queen ([37:33]):
"Sam did a very good job, and Acacia gave herself the worst role."
Susie Toot is portrayed as a polarizing figure, with strong opinions from both hosts. Monét draws parallels between Susie and her own arguments with Bob, highlighting Susie’s elitist demeanor.
Monét X Change ([03:29]):
"Susie Toot is kind of like any argument I've ever had with Bob... you feel like you're Susie and the rest of us is me."
Bob the Drag Queen ([02:56]):
"Susie is feeling very confident... she cannot concede that her performance was not good."
The hosts meticulously analyze each contestant's runway presentation, applauding standout looks and critiquing others for lack of creativity or cohesiveness.
Monét and Bob both admire Miss Airy Eddie's bold use of red in her ensemble, praising her ability to make a striking visual impact.
Monét X Change ([42:44]):
"I love the red in it. Arietty never misses on the runway."
Bob the Drag Queen ([43:04]):
"She looks really good. I don't have a lot of notes, but she does look very good."
Lexi Love's regal appearance, featuring gold accents and a striking white wig, garners high praise for its elegance and uniqueness.
Monét X Change ([43:12]):
"The gold accents look really regal and rich. Her white hair was so striking."
Bob the Drag Queen ([43:30]):
"She looks amazing to me."
Sam Starr's monochromatic look, primarily in shades of gray, is a favorite of Bob, who appreciates the cohesion and creativity of her outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen ([43:56]):
"My favorite look of the night."
Monét X Change ([43:58]):
"She looks incredible."
Lydia's understated and shapeless dress receives mixed reviews. While her overall look is deemed acceptable, the hosts feel her performance did not stand out.
Monét X Change ([45:16]):
"I don’t like this girl Lydia is."
Bob the Drag Queen ([45:37]):
"The queen of okay looks. No shade."
The competition narrows down to the bottom two contestants: Corey King and Acacia Collins. Both hosts discuss the factors leading to Acacia’s elimination, citing her lackluster performance and inability to stand out in a challenging Rusical.
Bob the Drag Queen ([52:08]):
"Corey ate her up. It's time to go. Do you agree with this calling?"
Monét X Change ([53:39]):
"Acacia had a good run... she lasted nine more weeks. So, good for you."
They reflect on Acacia’s journey, acknowledging her strengths but ultimately agreeing that her performance in the Rusical was insufficient to stay in the competition.
Monét and Bob explore the interpersonal dynamics among the contestants, particularly focusing on Corey King and Arrietty, whose budding romance adds an extra layer of intrigue to the show. They humorously debate the feasibility of relationships forming during the competition, considering the constraints imposed by production.
Monét X Change ([25:00]):
"Apparently after the show, they really started dating."
Bob the Drag Queen ([25:23]):
"Cause they can't fuck during the show, obviously."
The hosts also touch upon other contestants’ personal lives, including Lexi Love’s background as a financial advisor and Jewel Sparkles’ medical condition, highlighting the diverse and resilient nature of the queens.
As the episode wraps up, Monét and Bob provide their final verdicts on the Rusical challenge. While both acknowledge the creativity involved, they express differing opinions on the execution and winners.
Monét X Change ([35:26]):
"Anya Nerve was the best one out of the trio."
Bob the Drag Queen ([35:14]):
"I think Arrietty's best performance of the season."
They conclude by expressing excitement for the upcoming challenges and maintaining their characteristic humor and camaraderie.
Bob the Drag Queen ([38:34]):
"Douche it."
Monét X Change ([43:44]):
"I think Lexi really ate this up. She looks amazing to me."
Bob the Drag Queen ([42:16]):
"She’s carrying a parasol. That's completely a parasol. Bitch."
This episode of Sibling Rivalry offers a thorough and entertaining analysis of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 17’s Rusical challenge. Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen provide valuable insights into each contestant's performance, runway presentation, and the intricate dynamics at play. Their lively discussions and humorous exchanges make the summary both informative and enjoyable, ensuring listeners gain a comprehensive understanding of the episode’s key moments and outcomes.