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Bob the Drag Queen
people on the floor. You look like.
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You look like. You look like lmfao. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Where did he go?
Bob the Drag Queen
They're. LMFAO has two people.
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Oh, where did they go?
Bob the Drag Queen
They. They broke up. They were nephew and they were nephew and uncle.
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Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, and they had family drama and.
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No, families don't have drama.
Bob the Drag Queen
And one of them's uncle is like a. Is like a famous music. Like it's like, like one of those, like huge, like, like Tony Motola or someone like.
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What do you mean one of them? You said it was an uncle and his.
Bob the Drag Queen
But then one of their uncles.
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So I'm assuming uncle's uncle.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Red Foo, the one to fro his uncle is Barry Gordy.
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Oh, so they were. I mean I had a really interesting conversation with someone about music plants and I was like, you know what? On Monet talks, I had a. I had a Justin Trancer who was a amazing songwriter. He's written a lot of it.
Bob the Drag Queen
He wrote the theme song for We're Here.
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Yeah, he did. With Shade Ima. He also wrote Good Luck Babe. He wrote Sorry by Justin. Justin Tim Blake.
Bob the Drag Queen
He writes the hits Ariana Grande, Bibbidi, Bobbidi Boop.
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Yeah, and then we are. I mean, y', all, the episode is coming out soon. He did. He did an ad for you see Bob, he did an ad.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do it, Monet. Do your fucking ad. I don't care. I don't care. Do your ad. Doctor, why don't you care? Good idea. I don't. I don't care. I don't care. You want to do it so bad. Do your ad. Don't. Don't listen to what me and Jackie. I understand. Do your ad. Show yourself, care about me. I. I've been caring for too long and you want to do it so bad. So go, go dox yourself, do a drone shot and show your neighbors and everything. Anyway, you already knocked yourself once when you did the work the world video. Seeing where you're seeing your home, you're ruling the Wristgrounds safety for it. So go ahead everyone. Her name, her name is Kevin Akeem Burton. Google did not talk about my name. They already know your name. So just go ahead and Google uca.
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One more word, I will give yours your whole shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go ahead. I was your whole shit. Look it up. You're the ones who don't know where you are. Kevin Hakeem Burton, born in Brooklyn.
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Anyways, we were having a conversation about industry plants and he presented that in a way I've never thought about. It was a really interesting conversation about industry plants. He's like, bitch, we don't have industry plants. Now everyone back in the day was an industry plant. Do you want to. You gotta, you gotta listen to the whole full episode to get this any inside the conversation.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're like, he just said they don't
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have them, yada yada. Listen to the as he would know. Y' all gotta listen to the whole episode to figure out what we're talking about. It was very interesting.
Bob the Drag Queen
I believe that he gave a detailed analysis. You were like. Anyway, he said it's not. I'm sure it's a great episode. Judge and Trend is a very interesting person. He's really nice and I like him a lot. Really friendly guy.
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When did you meet him?
Bob the Drag Queen
I haven't met Justin Transfer. Years ago. Years ago. He wrote the girl, he wrote the song. I met him. He and Nick used to hang out. So then he also come came to Nick Smith. Yeah, and he also wrote this theme song for. He produced a theme song for we're here. So I met him at a lot. I met him all the time in him at events. I know Justin Trancer.
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Okay, just, just cause the theme song for We're Here doesn't mean y' all were hanging out baking fucking cookies.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never even baked cookies with you.
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Yeah, exactly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I know him, Monet. Jesus Christ. I know Justin Toronto. I have his phone number. I can even text him to prove it. Damn bitch why do you want to
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fight about Justin Taranto? This is crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I do not. Bitch. I don't know you. Like, how do you know him? Where. Where did you hang out if you hung out?
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Where?
Bob the Drag Queen
Where? I was like, girl, we just hung out. I see him around. We see him at stuff all the time.
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I don't know if it's the Pussy Bow or the Pair Eyewear. Something is. You got a fucking battery in your back and you need to slow down. Susanna, and calm down.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something that's per Eyewear
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Sibling, y'. All a rivalry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me tell you something before you
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put it on for me. If y' all are listening, let's clear it up, honey. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. You should ask if. If they can make some polka dot wands. If you had polka dot one symmetric shirt, that would be so cute.
Bob the Drag Queen
It matches one shirt.
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Anyway, it's not about Bob's glasses.
Jacob
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Bob the Drag Queen
You certainly can for these beautiful sunglasses. Yeah, these are regular glasses, but they.
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These are regular glasses, Jacob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wow.
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Jacob.
Bob the Drag Queen
When you buy a pair, you buy a pair for someone in need.
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Gang. Gang, y'.
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But it's not about that. This is RuPaul's Drag Race. There are only two more episodes of Sibling Watchery. RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17. Bob, can you believe it? We are almost at the end of the season. Are you sad?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not sad. I think the season. Honestly, I've adjusted to the longer seasons, and somehow I've been. They've conditioned me to not care about the girls not going home anymore. And I'm chill with it now. Like, it used to really irritate me and upset me, and now I'm pretty chill.
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But adjusted to long. I mean, we've been at 16 episodes for about six or seven years now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I've adjusted. It took me a while, but I've adjusted now.
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I mean, how many episodes of season 10. Hold on, Jacob, can you look that up?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna say it was 13. That's my guess.
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I went home on 10.
Bob the Drag Queen
Whatever.
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Was Kandy Muses season.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was the first one. I was like, this is too.
Jacob
It was 14 episodes.
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14. My season, Kandy Muses, season was the
Bob the Drag Queen
one that was officially like, this is too fucking. I remember being like, this needs to come to an end. Like, I had not acclimated to these lengthy, lengthy seasons yet. You Know.
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Well, what it is. What?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, what it is.
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What, what it is? Tv. Television.
Bob the Drag Queen
What? Tv. What? Television.
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Television has adjusted us to these smaller seasons. Do you, Bob, do you remember back in the day we used to get every year shows like. What's that? Scandal Scrubs, all these shows. We used to get 22 episodes a year.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, some, but then we also had shows like, like certain shows used to give like six season seven episodes a year. Like, like how many Family Matters. Family. You look at how many episodes in the first season of Family Matters, Jacob. There were a few shows that were like. They were just a few seasons. So I think it's.
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But all these times were a lot of episodes.
Jacob
Family matters is 22.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, there's some shows that used to give short seasons. There's something give long. I think it's just like, depending. Like, like if you think about. If you think about a. What do you call them? Soap operas, they give dozens of episodes a season. Like dozens of episodes.
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Because I think, I think. I think soap operas are all year long. They don't take breaks, which is wild.
Jacob
A better example is Abbott Elementary. Season one was 13 episodes and season two was 22.
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Yeah, but I'm saying. But that's. That's in this new school of television. Like, like since. Since streaming, how shows put out episodes are different. And like the gag is like some shows like fucking Severance. Yeah. Give you 10 episodes, then you gotta wait five years for the other 10.
Jacob
Simpson, season one was 13 episodes as well.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I, I think that the. Well, yeah, there were some shows they gave to you. But also I think that Severance taking a long time was not just like, we're waiting. I think there was also the writer strike. There might have been some contract stuff going on. I think that, that, that big break was not by anyone's design. It was more by circumstances, I'm assuming.
Jacob
Yeah. Also, Severance is. It's one of their most expensive TV shows. They also don't use a lot of cgi. Like, a lot of the stuff you see on Severance that looks like it's CGI is actually completely done in camera, which is wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
I also feel like, yeah, shows are more expensive now. Like, they used to film on that one set, like Family Matters. Almost every episode is on the exact same set. They're going to Locations shows are just more expensive these days. Anyway, we're not talking about that. We're here to talk about season 17, episode 15, the lip sync.
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That's everything Bob does. Bob would be talking about, like, yeah, because, you know, I would go to anyway.
Bob the Drag Queen
He would not get anyway. I said, I think you in a
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composition with yourself to see how short you can say it. He's like, anyway, Mon. Like, anyway.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway. We're Talking about season 17, episode 15, Lip Sync, Lalla Perusa. There is $50,000 on the line. Was there a lollap? Perusa, your season. No. When did. When did start? Bitch, you're from an old season. You're old. You're literally old. You're from an old season. How do you feel?
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You're geriatric.
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you feel being like, one of the, like, the OG Drag Race girls? Like, you're, like, literally from, like, one of the oldest seasons around.
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Bob, that's just the oldest season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is just one of the old. Out of the 17. You're one of the 10 oldest.
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But I'm close. No, I'm closer to 17 than ones.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bitch, you're closer, but you're still out of the 17. You are the top 10 oldest seasons. You can't argue that. That's just the fact. Sorry, oldie. Sorry, Jurassic Park. I'm triggering you. Oldie, oldie. So when they go back to the room, Lana Jarret, she says that the girl should be worried about her. And honestly, off the rip, I agree,
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but okay, let's be real.
Bob the Drag Queen
The only way.
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Who said that? Oh, Nene Leakes. I. I know how to be real. The one Lana won was kind of my.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm real is what she said. I'm real. One of Lana was yelling at latoya Jackson.
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Yes. Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
You want to say anything? You say that. You say, I'm real. Casper, y'. All.
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Y' all know about going to go off on this. Let's let him finish.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just wanted to talk about that part. I just want to give the reference. It's her on the Apprentice yelling at latoya Jackson while calling her Casper.
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And you decided to do 18 other lines for the fucking monologue. Do you want to do more?
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'm real. Casper, act your age. Continue.
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Um, and one of. One of Lana's lip sync wins. No. Shade was by default.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which one?
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The one where butthole was trying to cut herself out the thing. If Butthole didn't. Didn't fuck herself, Butthole could have won. Butthole's a good lip syncer.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but so is Lana. I think Lana would have won that. I mean, and it's not by default. That's by fault. That's by Lana's. Butthole's bad. It's not like it wasn't a technicality. Lydia did a bad job.
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But I really like Lana, though, and I hope she does do a very good. I was hoping I was really pulling for her in this.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I ask a question?
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What?
Bob the Drag Queen
Does Lana look gray?
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Not you calling Lana a gross sister from proud family.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did she look a little gray or were they blue?
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Yeah, but they were. Cause in cartoons they were supposed to look ashy and gray. That was the thing. That's what a girl sister says.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but look at her. You don't think she looks a little gray?
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I didn't see her looking gray, but
Bob the Drag Queen
look at her now, bitch. Look at her with a new lens in your eye.
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We're like going to pull up the episode.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, we have a. We have a literal a thing with all the queens on it. We have a. I don't know why you act like we don't have a.
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I thought you were like in her confessional or something.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no. In her makeup. It's like it's something, but it's not. It's not. It's not warm. Her. Her makeup is. Lacks warmth.
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I can see a little bit in this. A little tiny bit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Still stunning.
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Well, before we get into like that. Oh, yeah, yeah. I agree with that. When the girls. When the girls coming into the room, I thought a lot of it was very telling. You see Arietty and Akeisha hugging because, you know, they had drama because everyone was like, remember that? You probably don't remember it. Remember when Airietty went over to Acacia's station when she was painting and she was like, really nice to her. Then when she turned around, she was really shady to her. To the camera. The people clocked her for that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I vaguely remember that. But then she did shove her off because Arietti is one of those people who, like, can only be nice in small doses. And then she has to get back to her, like, gruffiness. Like, she's like, I can't seem too nice. It's like. It's like her. Her shield.
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Yeah. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Although I do think Arrietty has redeemed herself totally.
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Her. Her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, she. She seems lovelier than when she was there the first time.
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Yeah. I will say this, y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
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When you see yourself on tv, you learn a lot about yourself. Some. A lot about a lot of parts of your personality. You don't realize how you're being. Perce. Like, you. You get to see.
Bob the Drag Queen
And what did you learn?
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You get to see how people perceive you and how you interact with other people. And I Think it's very helpful to be like, okay, got it. This thing. I think that. I think that I'm being funny when I'm being cunty is not funny. It's.
Bob the Drag Queen
What did you learn? And when did you start fixing it?
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I learned that you were a fucking bitch and I don't know why.
Bob the Drag Queen
You've been on TV 97 times. You should. What, what have you, what have you gathered? What have you gleaned?
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That I'm a star.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, okay.
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There he is.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then.
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Oh, go ahead.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jewels and Ari. Jewel said that her and Ariet are not sisters anymore. They're now chimosua neighbors. And she said. What did she say? I will ask her to borrow some sugar, but I won't steal it. Or flour, but I won't steal it.
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That was funny. That was funny. I also miss Joella so much. As soon as she gets.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was so good to have her back on tv. It was really, really wonderful.
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Really wonderful. Too soon, too soon, too soon.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm wondering how long it's been because they're talking about cameos and stuff like this obviously was not filmed right after the episode.
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They did this two weeks ago or two or three weeks ago.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Because they really, they were like, missed each other. They were, they were like, really, like. I, I, I was shocked to see all the. Corey. Corey's cameo stuff coming up.
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I know they're from the, from the Corey universe. I want, I want, I want Corey to do Kitten with a Whip there.
Bob the Drag Queen
I gotta say, there is a campaign, a schmear campaign against you. The Internet is so obsessed with digging up old Monet pictures, old, old Monae videos, and I, I think I'm getting tagged in them more than you're getting tagged in them. I, I feel like it has to be the case. Every old picture video of you at the Ritz, you bitch, they're going to start pulling up that, that, that teaching video.
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And you know what? I have a. To quote you, I have a sneaking suspicion that the call is coming from inside Perth First Studios.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ain't nobody over here doing this.
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Oh, let me tell you something. I know.
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I'm.
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I'mma hire a fucking private investigator on your ass, and I'm. It's going to be Che. They're gonna be outside your office taking pictures, and I'm come, come confront you and whoop your ass on camera.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's all gonna go back to Captain Wonder. It ain't got nothing to do with that.
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Ain't got nothing to do with me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honey, this is your Day. But I am. Y' all keep all those vintage Monet videos coming. Keep tagging me. I, I, I miss my. It reminds me of my little baby. The sweet baby that I met years ago when she was nice and kind before she saw herself on TV and became whatever this is we have in front of us today.
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Bob the Drag Queen
we
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always see Arrietty apologize to Anya on camera, which I like. The disrespect happen on camera. Makeup on camera.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. Where you did me wrong is where you need to do me right. Until you do right by me, everything you even think about is going to crumble.
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And I think, and I think Anya did curse Ariana like that because everything was crumbling. Ariadne found a gig and she like, girl, Anya cursed that bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
She hit it with that old whoopee, honey. She hit it with that whoopee.
Monet X Change
Oh, yes, I saw this. Jacob is great.
Bob the Drag Queen
Arrietty looks great. This is a glow up. She looks fantastic. I think. I mean, she does have the lips. I mean, she looked great. I think she looked great both times, but she does. She really had a glow up during this time. She looks great to me.
Monet X Change
You know, it is definitely arietty. Definitely put on that TV money and she got herself racacasso assist. So, Jacob, for our audio listeners, Jacob's pulling up a picture of Arrietty.
Bob the Drag Queen
He'll send it to Jay. Put it in the media chat. Jacob. But the thing too about y', all, y' all don't. When you're on Drag Race, you are being pulled aside to do these interviews out of the workroom. You are pulling a wig off your head. You have a bandana on you wearing one of Susie 2's 18s.
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Oh, my God, you're so old. Just. You're from the old school, you raggedy fucking old school bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, that's. First of all, that's not how we did our season. First of all, my season we did once a week. We sat down on Sundays or Saturdays. We had One week where we did the entire week. So we did not do that like on my season. I don't know how y' all did it back in the prehistoric days of your season.
Monet X Change
You were before me.
Bob the Drag Queen
That makes no sense.
Monet X Change
You were before me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Listen, if an 80 year old is calling a 70 year old old. Bitch, you're still old, okay? You don't have to be older than me to be old, okay?
Monet X Change
It'll be. If a 70 year old was calling an 80 year old. 80 year old.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you're talking about me calling you. So if an 80 year old is calling a 70 year old old, you're still old.
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I will say this so I up until none of this has changed since All Stars 7. And it was the same thing on season 10 and All Stars 4. We do it every morning. Your confessions happen every morning.
Bob the Drag Queen
But also, you don't have a chance to get haircuts. You have the same haircut you had the whole time. Obviously, I wasn't getting haircuts. I'm bald. So they probably were. Other girls may have been getting haircuts or something. So clearly I was not getting haircuts and stuff. But obviously here they are fresh. You just got a haircut the day before you got your hair done. So it's probably a lot easier here than it is.
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Yeah. Aureti is plucked.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh.
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As I was saying, for all our only. For our only people listening, who on audio JK was showing us a picture of Eritie before, like, during the season and now when they came back, which is like two or three weeks ago, and she looks very different, but she looks good.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I want to say this.
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Lucky Stars did not say her name like how you said she says her name, Lucky Stars. But in a confession, when she talked
Bob the Drag Queen
about her take it up with her, she said during the thing, she was like, it's stars. Go fight Lucky. Well, I was like, lucky, Bobby.
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Like, Lucky Stars. I'm like, she don't even say it like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go fight Lucky. Just like, by the way, so the moral, the long story behind toot being plural. During an episode of Untucked, Suzie, Toot looks at one of the girls and she's like, it's toot plural. And then on Twitter, she was like, I was drunk. I don't know why I said that. My name is Susie Toot. I was drunk. I do not know why I said toots plural. My name is Toot singular.
Monet X Change
Weird.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, you know, people drunk, they'd be saying crazy stuff.
Monet X Change
I don't get Any drinks? I don't, I don't really go through that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Probably drunk right now. So Lana feels like the girl should be worried about Lydia and herself, which is weird to me. I mean, Lydia's. Yeah, yeah, yada. But I would have said for me, the three girls we're about are Lana, Corey and Susie. I. No shade to Lydia. But why was Lana, like, the girl should look out for Lydia. What is she seeing that I'm not seeing?
Monet X Change
Lydia's Boogie Wonderland was epic.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but like not a girl to look out for just because the girl did a great number. So if you were going into this, you'd be worried about Lydia?
Monet X Change
I would not be. But there's not anyone. The only person, the only person I would be worried about is Corey.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you need to be worried about Susie because she would scrub you the way she did your fucking daughter.
Monet X Change
Also, I was gagged that you said. So you think because, because of. Okay, to your point. So because Susie had one little T dancing them that mean that we should be worried about her? She went, she.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it's because Susie's a, I think Susie's a clever performer. I would imagine that Susie would, would think of a lot of things to do, which she did not. But I would think that Susie would come a little more prepared than she did to make it fierce. But I just don't see why she's saying Lydia should be the one. That Lydia is the one to worry about. That. That was very confusing to me.
Monet X Change
I, Yeah, I mean, I, I, I think the only person I would be, I would be worried about is, Is Cory. Who, who would you be worried about?
Bob the Drag Queen
Corey, Lydia and Lana.
Monet X Change
Okay, interesting.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go, let's go over to the main stage. So I love this catsuit RuPaul's wearing.
Monet X Change
I do too.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love a lot of this contacts, though. Why are her contacts?
Monet X Change
So I just, I'm literally gonna say I don't love. I, I personally don't love when Ru has those icy blue contacts. I love his hazel. The brown. Other ones, the icy blue ones don't do it for me. But that's just me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Whenever I see someone wearing icy blue contacts, I'm like, you look like a husky.
Monet X Change
It's very husky. I can see husky.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
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It's not my favorite, it's not my favorite RuPaul contact.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I do love this catsuit though.
Monet X Change
She better work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sometimes I have to realize myself, this is a 65 year old man.
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Oh my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Look at top four, how RuPaul is.
Monet X Change
Yes, RuPaul I love. She's wearing a little strappy open toed shoe as well.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, mother, so let's go into the top four.
Monet X Change
You know, also this hairline isn't circular. It's nice.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, I don't mind the circular hairlines. For some reason, to me it works, it just works for her. I've, I, I've never been like, I've. One I haven't noticed, like, oh, that's interesting. But for some reason it just works with her. It's kind of like maybe I was just. Maybe it's like Trixie's eye makeup. At first if you're not used to drag, you're like, what the is this doing? But then after a while it just, it looks good. I think Trixie eye makeup looks really good. You know what I mean?
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Yeah. Also, TS Madison has the only thigh gap. I love it. I wish I would.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Do you have thigh gap?
Monet X Change
No, my thigh bitch. My thighs has rubbed since I've been a toddler.
Bob the Drag Queen
I, I chafe. So I think that the top four, let's go one by one. Jewel sparkles. I love this little Taylor Swifty two piece gown moment. Yeah. Taylor Swift had a whole bit where she was like wearing gowns, but they would always be two piece. It'd be like a, like a tiny little bralette or a bra as a top and then a skirt on the bottom. It was, it was, it was a big for her like in like I want to say 2012. No, maybe 2016-19 or something like that. I didn't know that, but I think she looks beautiful.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Jules was, Jules looks great. And I love this color too. This like lavender color is beautiful.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lexi looks like herself for some reason.
Jacob
Who?
Bob the Drag Queen
Lexi look doesn't look like herself.
Monet X Change
I want to say she doesn't. She looks like, she looks like some, like she looks like an Asian pop star.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she looks good though.
Monet X Change
I like this look.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like the strappy shoes. I don't love what Anya's wearing. The doji, the structure of the pant, I get. It's a dochi reference. You know me, I'm, I'm not, I, I think I'm over us giving too much reference to other people. Like, this is not doi's moment.
Monet X Change
Girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do your own thing. But outside of that, it, the pants are kind of wonky. When she took the, when she took the big pants off, I thought was pretty cute. The look itself is cute, but I'm like, girl, you use this moment to like highlight. You don't give doi shine don't you got the shine? She got the Grammy.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she. She did.
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She did.
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you feel about that? How do you feel about this look or this. This homage to doi.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I didn't. I. I didn't love it either. I mean, again, I think it. It was made. It looks nice. But back on Drag Race, I think. I think. I think I've come into the realm of not doing exact recreations. I mean, it should have, like, maybe offset a little bit. Maybe, like, go in the same Tom Brown direction, but maybe not do an exact replica. I could have, like, jived with. But I think, like, doing the exact replica was a little. Yeah, like, nah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, I think. I don't like that. I can see the hoops in the pants. Like, they're really standing out. Yeah.
Monet X Change
And Sam looks like she goes to the mall.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sam's looks like.
Monet X Change
Yes, I see that in this. In this picture specifically. Also, I don't realize how much tinier she's than everyone else.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think they're doing too well. I'm. Right now. You're not judging my look. I want to be comfortable. I want to look pretty. I'm not wearing these big ass pants. I'm not doing. I'm like, I want to. I'm going to do a look where I can be com. Because, you know, you and I both know there are looks where you can, like, give a big va. Va voom. I. I have a couple. There are a couple of things, in my opinion, where you can, like, give in three categories. Give, like, a crazy ornate, uncomfortable outfit. You can do a really nice big. Or some sort of overdone hair. Uh, you can always wear nails. You can wear big jewelry. But you don't have to do all four to look good. You can do a few and still, like. I think Trixie Mattel is a great example of someone who does really big hair. She does the over the top makeup, but she will wear a very comfortable outfit. And you can tell that she's not miserable at work.
Monet X Change
I think that she would look uncomfortable. I disagree. If I was coming back for this, for. I mean, I'm on tv, I'm on Drag Race. I don't have. Millions of people are watching this. I would come. I would come and do it to it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would look good, but I wouldn't put myself in anything uncomfortable. I would be like, I'm gonna be beautiful and comfortable. Cause listen, I did years of fucking.
Monet X Change
We're here.
Bob the Drag Queen
And all those outfits were so hideously uncomfortable. But they looked so good. But I Would not go imagine me in that gold dress I wore in the Colorado at that big gold gown. But I mean, I could. I could, but I'm not gonna imagine me wearing that fucking shit. And like this.
Monet X Change
Y' all know when you came and did the roast, like, that's a corseted. Like you're. To me, like, that's the level of standard. When you On Drag Race, when he came in, just did the opening of the roast.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, I like that. Yeah, but that's. That's also. It's. It's like it's a one piece. Jacob, just give it to Jay for media. It's. But it's like, that's like a one zip up thing. Anyway, anyway, long story short, we're judging them. Anyway. Let's get into these. Anyway, let's. Let's get into these.
Monet X Change
It kills me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's get into these performances. So the top four, so Hormone Lisa is first. She's chosen first. She is very annoyed by this. Also. She is pale. This girl is pale.
Monet X Change
She's also. She's. She's pale, but she's using, like a tan, nude body, a nude illusion, which is so interesting to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have the. I. I have a feeling that this illusion is probably closer to her actual skin tone. And she just paints pale. Sometimes Southern queens paint. You remember when clown. When queens were clown whiting under the eyes.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's all. She seems harmonious, seems old school, but she chooses to pick the song instead of picking.
Monet X Change
Yeah. So that's the rule here, y'.
Jacob
All.
Monet X Change
So. So whoever. So whoever's chosen the queen, who, whoever Bruno pulls out of the thing, they get to choose. Either they get to choose the song they want to do or the queen they want to go against. If they choose the queen they want to go against, then the queen they want to go against chooses the song that they're going to do. What would you do?
Bob the Drag Queen
I would pick the song because I really have a strong feeling, like when you're lip syncing on Drag Race, you should be trying to craft a number. It should not be about trying to beat that person. If you erase the other person on stage, the performance should still stand on its own.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I would shoot the song. The song I could do.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, Harmona chooses Liza, say Liza from Liza with a Z. And she is lip syncing against Lydia Butthole Collins and Hermona at the top. She tries to do this bit about, like, her crotch and she's like, I have a. I have a problem. It's not a Big problem. But she's doing it so tiny. And I'm like, girl, if the point is to joke about your penis being a problem, do it. Like, just do the. Do the thing. Don't second guess it.
Monet X Change
Right? Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So it doesn't read at all.
Monet X Change
She's playing it very small and you're like doing like a lip sync. And I think that's not going well for her. I also feel like she does all of her reveals in this number. And again, I guess you don't know. You want to really want to beat butthole, so you're gonna pull out all your tricks. But none of them, again, seem informed. They seem just. I'm just doing it because it's a reveal I have. As opposed to having any intention with the song. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Harmona takes off everything. She almost ends up being butt naked. I thought she was about to take off her heels and her fucking her face. At one point she. I will say this, though. Her body looks great. Looks. Oh, my girl. I don't know what Harmona been doing. I don't know if she got new pads. I don't know if she got a new. I don't know what the fuck Harmona did. Her body looks f every. This is. This is proportionizing this. This bitch looks so fucking her body. I love this outfit. I love this catsuit. She looks so good. This looks like. It looks like it might be. He worked on. We're here. Fuck. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick.
Monet X Change
Patrick Howell.
Bob the Drag Queen
Patrick Howell. This is like Patrick. This, like, might be Patrick Howell. I'm not sure if it is.
Monet X Change
Um, but I also like. Also she was doing this song, say Liza. Liza with a Z. She could have like, the song didn't even need the reve. If she would have performed in the gown that she looked like she had on. I think it could have been. Just because this is not. You're not bucking. You don't need look to have a catsuit for this. It could have been very beautiful and very great. She just did in her gown.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think she. I think she started getting desperate and she just was trying like the. Even. So the places where she did reveals did not make any sense. Yeah, she came out. She came out in that. That big fucking tired Diana Ross drag pageant tool coat that I'm just. I'm. I gotta be honest, guys. I'm sick of this fucking coat is. It is a drag staple. I've had it with this coat. I don't. I don't want to see it anymore.
Monet X Change
I disagree. I like. I mean, I think they have. I think there's a time and a place. Um, I was recently. Where was I? Where were you at recently? Not with you, Patty. Never hear. I think with Omaha, wherever it was. No, when I was in Costa Rica, I went to see a drag show in Costa Rica, and there was a reveal, a big ruffle coat, and I was like, you know what it's like. It's like a drag staple. It's like, it makes me feel happy. Thoughts.
Bob the Drag Queen
How can I put it? There are times when I like it, and I don't think Drag Race is a time or a place. So if there's a time, a place, I do not see a place for that big ruffle coat. Specifically on RuPaul's Drag Race.
Monet X Change
If RuPaul came out of the big ruffle coat, I would probably. I'll probably live for it.
Bob the Drag Queen
That'd probably be. But only if she had the big Diana Ross hair.
Monet X Change
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
And did it like Diana Ross did.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But, yeah, you know, as this lipstick is going down, it's just. It's not great. I am obsessed with Susie, too. Shadow syncing.
Monet X Change
Shadowsyncing.
Bob the Drag Queen
You would have shadowsyncing. That's when a queen's on stage, but there's another queen at the corner doing the exact same number, lip syncing it. I am obsessed with Susie Shadow syncing the performance. I love this. And I don't think either one. And then Lydia did the reveal to a conehead.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I don't think. I don't think this performance did not blow me away. But I would give it to Lydia.
Monet X Change
I would agree. Lydia just felt less manic. Like, Lydia felt like she was in control of herself and she just had a little reveal. So I want to give it to Lydia as well. I agree with this.
Bob the Drag Queen
And Lydia does win. Harmona is the first. Harmona is two times first out. Harmona has lost three lip syncs. She's lost every lip sync she's ever done on Drag Race. And then at the back, she says she hates rhinestones. I guess that was a bit being sarcastic, obviously.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Because that thing had rhinestones on it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Next up, Susie Toot is chosen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Susie v. Joella.
Monet X Change
Well, and then Susie doesn't choose the song. She chooses Joella. Cause in her mind, she's like, I can beat this bitch. I can beat the Slayan Diva of Los Angeles.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then Joella chooses Training Day by Dula. Peep
Monet X Change
just everything wrong. Training Season by Dula.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I have Training Season. Training Season by Dula. She chooses Training Season By Dula.
Monet X Change
Soothy chooses. Joanna chooses Training.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ain't got nothing oh, me.
Monet X Change
Training Day by Denzel Washington.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Joella chooses Training Season by Dula. Peep. And to be honest, neither one of these reveals. Let's go over their looks first. So in terms of their looks, I. When I tell you I love Susie Toots starting look. I love this look. This look is so fucking cute. She looks so fucking fashion. I love this makeup. I love this bandana. I love this striped everything. I love the silhouette. I fucking. Even if this wasn't a reveal, this is a fucking cute outfit to me.
Monet X Change
Well, I think it's giving fucking to Susie. Susie, Susie. Tupac, would you give her a little bandana suit?
Bob the Drag Queen
Tupac. That's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker. West side.
Monet X Change
I was like, okay, Tupac is stupid. You're going to prison. I do think outfit is nice. I, I mean, I enjoy what Joella's wearing. Wearing, too. And I'm sorry, I thought. Joel.
Jacob
I'm not.
Monet X Change
I'm trying my best not to be biased. I thought Joella did such a good job. I was very impressed by Joella.
Bob the Drag Queen
This looks good. She wasn't bad. I don't think Jo. I don't think Suzy scrubbed her. I think Susie won. I do not think Susie scrubbed her. Can I ask a question?
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's gonna make me sound like an old queen.
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's gonna make me sound like an old queen. That being said, why are queens wearing hip pads but no titties? It's like. It's a huge thing, and it makes you. It makes you pear. Shit, you're a pear. You look like a pear when you refuse to go. Let's go. Let's go back and bring up Harmona Lisa. Now imagine if Harmona Lisa wasn't wearing titties. You look like a pear. Joella doesn't wear titties. And I don't think I understand why so many queens insist on patting their hips but not patting their breasts.
Monet X Change
Cause titties would be hard to wear with this.
Bob the Drag Queen
Then, bitch, get something that you can wear titties with.
Monet X Change
You know, I'm not saying you're wrong, but, yeah, I think. I think she was like, you know, this is what I got. If I wear titties with it, the inserts are gonna fall out. I'm gonna look messy. I'm just gonna not wear tits.
Bob the Drag Queen
I, I, I. I don't like that thing.
Monet X Change
Also, when Suzy did the hair reveal, no shade. The wig wasn't. Wasn't Cause she was. She was on stage doing this, but the hair wasn't really moving like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
She had a. Yeah, she was.
Monet X Change
She was.
Bob the Drag Queen
She was swinging a lobby. She said, honey.
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She.
Jacob
She.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honey. She said eight inches. Who? Eight inches. Eight inches. Eight inches. New weave. Eight inches.
Monet X Change
Literally. I'm like, girl, you got like, three. You got like, three strands of hair, like, three. Three inches of hair up there.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it was pretty even. I'm gonna give it to Susie2. Susie2 does win so far. I agree with all the judgments. Do you?
Monet X Change
I would have given it to. I would've given it to Joella, if I'm being honest.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, up next, we have Lucky versus Acacia. Lucky chooses the song. Lucky's ball is chosen. She chooses Step by Step by Whitney Houston. And then Acacia.
Monet X Change
Lucky twice.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lucky versus Acacia. Lucky chooses Step by Step by Whitney.
Monet X Change
I got it. And wait.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then Acacia. No, Lucky chose the song, and then Lucky chose to do Step by Step, and then they rolled Acacia's ball. Okay. Yes.
Monet X Change
Also, Acacia looked beautiful once she got
Bob the Drag Queen
rid of that fucking Jheri curl.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Which I think that was a purpose, I think, because people like you in your little sibling watch where you were fucking reading her. And she came back, she saw the Jheri curl. She. The hair reveal. Everything was really well done, I thought, by Mr. Keisha.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll say this. Bullying works because of my bullying. I fixed Acacia's hair because of my bullying. I fixed Mistress Isabel Brooks pads. Bullying works okay at Acacia.
Monet X Change
I love this. I love this. Like, this, like, stoning, this sewny netting mixed with these, like, this ocelot and cheetah thing. I thought. I loved her outfit and her hair. I thought she looked gorgeous. You know, she does hair.
Bob the Drag Queen
Stop acting like you knew what ocelot was before. Before your queen Aquaria taught you.
Monet X Change
Yeah, you're right. Aquaria did. Tell me. No one was embarrassed by that.
Bob the Drag Queen
So don't act like you've been just boasting up like.
Monet X Change
Or. Or pretending like they. That they know everything. Like you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Good. I just want to make sure the audience knows that. That your queen. The queen that scrubbed you into the ground. Anyway, talk to you about ocelot.
Monet X Change
Do you know that Acacia does hair?
Bob the Drag Queen
That makes sense.
Monet X Change
She did. She. She. She does hair for Bendy la Creme for years.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, work.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, why the fuck was she wearing those?
Monet X Change
She did it all. She did them all herself probably, Bob. All of us don't have a. Don't have 19 little gigs across New York City to pay for Way to Drag Race But I'm saying, if she
Bob the Drag Queen
could do hair, why was she weari. She wearing those wigs on?
Monet X Change
You're so rude.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just want to know. So watching slutty basketball Mickey Mouse do Whitney Houston is sending me. This is so unserious. I will say the basketball titty twirl was really great.
Monet X Change
I thought so, too. She could have used basketballs on her ass.
Bob the Drag Queen
I miss when DJs used to give their life to Whitney Houston. I miss when DJs would take a Whitney Houston song. I think this is Junior Vasquez's version. I hate when. When DJs would take, like, a Whitney Houston ballad and they would just do. I don't know. We don't have. I don't think there's anyone that DJs are, like, getting their lives like that anymore.
Monet X Change
Bob, I used to sick your old ass as saying you're not out of the club because it does happen. Your old ass nigga is not out of the club. Dancer.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who are they doing this to now?
Monet X Change
Patrick. Patrick Kuzara still does Whitney Houston when he plays at fucking thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but I mean, when D.J. used to make. First of all, I was just at the. I was just at High Tops twirling two Patrick Kuzara. So I was literally just. Just two days ago, me and. Me and your big sister Vicki Villanez were twirling to Patrick Kuzar. It was a New York City reunion, and you were not actually. You were invited. You turned us down.
Monet X Change
Okay, y', all, this is. This is fake news.
Bob the Drag Queen
You were invited and you said, no.
Monet X Change
This is fake fucking news about this fucking bald bitch at her fucking studio. This is what happened.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did we not call you and invite you?
Monet X Change
Hold the fuck on. I had a gig.
Bob the Drag Queen
Slow down, Savannah.
Monet X Change
I had a gig that I told Bob about, and Bob didn't know if he was gonna be able to come. You did not come because you were.
Bob the Drag Queen
Whatever. I had a show, okay?
Monet X Change
And no one. Okay, you did not come. But again, you were also invited. And as I. I've been out at this point, y', all for three hours. As I'm driving home, I get a call by Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, three.
Monet X Change
Also, I was working all day. I was filming the pits off all day. Three hours. So I get a call from Bob as I'm driving home. Be like, monet, what you doing? I was like, I just.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I just.
Monet X Change
I just left for 33 times. I'm heading home. He's like, come out. I was like, bitch, I said, I'm driving home already. I was like, Halfway home.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, halfway. I just want to say this. Vicky's a real friend anyway. Put it that way. Put it that way. Yeah.
Monet X Change
I guess DJs aren't doing. Aren't making mixes like that anymore. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I think you're right.
Bob the Drag Queen
So.
Monet X Change
Well, no. Fruity Trebles. Fruity Trebles.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's true.
Monet X Change
I just subscribed to their YouTube, y'.
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All.
Monet X Change
Fruity Trebles go to their YouTube. Subscribe. He's been putting up his mixes on there from. From his shows. They're so good.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I mean, specifically when they would take ballads.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, they would take ballads and turn them into dance show. Like, I. I was one time. I mean, the last one I remember hearing was I was on a cruise ship and I heard a. Like a. A EDM dance version of Let It Go. And these faggots were in the middle of the ocean literally letting it go. It was. Honestly, Jacob was there. Jacob, were you there for that one?
Monet X Change
I can't remember.
Jacob
No, I don't think so. Because I would have gotten down.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, they were like, let it go, Let it go. I can't turn it back any. Let it go. Let it. Do you wanna build?
Monet X Change
But who's giving us ballads anymore?
Bob the Drag Queen
That's a good Adele. Oh, yeah, I think.
Monet X Change
And I've definitely heard some hello. Dance mixes for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because Adele, the other girls give ballads, but they don't ever, like, push them in singles. Like Adele gives ballads, but the other girls will do a ballad and hide it deep in the. Deep in the album.
Monet X Change
Ooh, Die. Die with a Smile. Gaga, Bruno Mars. That'd be a good dance mix for your troubles.
Bob the Drag Queen
Get on it.
Jacob
I don't know if you remember when the Hunger Games movie came out. There was the song the Hanging Tree from the Hunger Games movie, and they did like a dance remix for it and it was all over the radio and like Catching Fire, Mockingjay were out. It was wild.
Monet X Change
Jennifer Lawrence, Jacob screaming at Bob and I. The Hanging Tree is crazy on our podcast. And I am.
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Monet X Change
Don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't do that to Jacob.
Monet X Change
Jacob.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll have you in a fun fact when you. Just so y' all know, all of you who are. When you go to do the Traders, they all. You all sit around the roundtable and they just play the hanging tree. You have a sit in silence. They play the entire song. You sit in silence while they play the song, the Hanging Tree.
Monet X Change
Wait, what?
Bob the Drag Queen
To set the Tone. And then you begin the roundtable.
Monet X Change
What is this song?
Jacob
Wait, when you're.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you coming from the dream? Strange thing that Happened.
Monet X Change
Oh, it's a song that they play every time y' all are walking in slow motion to the thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, this has. This never airs on the show. It is from the Hunger Games. You sit down and they play that song to create the vibe. And then you start the roundtable. Every time in complete sight. I mean, at least four times I was. I can confirm four. I don't know what they were doing when I left. They might have started. They might have started playing. I don't know.
Monet X Change
Wap.
Bob the Drag Queen
Isn't that kind of wild? That's cool. And it creates a vibe. It puts you in, like, this headspace.
Monet X Change
Honest. That is wild. Good to know.
Bob the Drag Queen
But anyway, I would have given Suello versus. Versus. No, we're on Lydia. I would have given Lydia versus Acacia. No, Lucky versus Acacia. I would give it. I would give it to Lucky.
Monet X Change
I don't want to hear you make fun of RuPaul anymore. You are looking at the names that
Bob the Drag Queen
you can't get them. I'm reading them on the thing, but I keep bouncing around. I would give it to. I would give this one to Lucky Stars. How about you, bitch? Who are you giving it to, Lucky or Acacia?
Monet X Change
I'll give it to Lucky Stars.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just can't.
Monet X Change
And Lucky Sam, because Jules.
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
Monet X Change
Anyway.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway. Arrietty's ball is chosen. She chooses to pick the song. What are you laughing about? Arrietty is chosen.
Monet X Change
You said Arrieta.
Bob the Drag Queen
Arrietty is chosen. She decides to choose the song. She chooses Blow Me by Thorgy's favorite artist, Pink. And then this is such a song. Love Pink.
Monet X Change
I love White Pink. Blackpink was crazy, but I love White Pink. This is such a good song.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I say that when Arietti does her arm flailing, it sends me whenever she.
Monet X Change
She.
Bob the Drag Queen
She has done it twice now during lip syncs. It is not a good move. She. I don't think she needs to be doing this.
Monet X Change
It's not my favorite movie either. But you know what?
Bob the Drag Queen
You.
Monet X Change
When you enter the lip sync, you gotta pull on whatever power that makes you feel fierce and that makes her feel fierce and. And I love that for her. But, you know, I just think I will say this. Her lip sync has been much, much improved from her first time around. She is definitely lip syncing better. Like, I was, like, watching. I was like, all right, bitch. She's like, really? She was doing way better than she has before.
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you feel about this reveal pulling streamers out of your shoulder pads?
Monet X Change
I was into it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just love it. I'm obsessed with the tepid response where I keep thinking about Harmona Lisa going, oh, that's cool. After she does it, it starts flailing them. It just cuts the harmonic sh goes, oh, that's cool.
Monet X Change
It was something you didn't see coming. It was a little trick. You know what? At least maybe Harmonica alone learned some pacing from Arietti. Not just it's Liza with a Z and everything on the first fucking gay.
Bob the Drag Queen
But if that's only been longer, fucking harmonic would end up with one earring on. I will say Corey looks.
Monet X Change
Her hair and makeup fucking beautiful. Her face looks so gorgeous.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, we talk about their looks. I think that Corey is. I think Corey is an absolute stunning drag queen. I always say this. I think that for me, visually speaking, and this is obviously, people can't control this. You cannot control your height. But a giant drag queen and a small drag queen. Something is really visually stunning about a tiny. Like, Godoy or Vicki Villanez or what's the little moment? The one McQueen. Layla McQueen. Who's the one RuPaul's obsessed with? Georgeous. A tiny drag queen or a giant queen like Eureka. O', Hara, Latrice Royale, Corey King. Like, for me, when you are a very short or very tall queen, something about it just makes it look more interesting. I don't know what it is.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think that Corey and y'. All. Corey, this was the blonde I was talking about. This is your color blonde. Not that weird. Like, not that 613. Not that crazy. Like, brassy Bronco. This 627 is your color, babe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I think she looks absolutely stunning.
Monet X Change
Um, I. Oh, is she not wearing nails? Hold on. Are those not nails? I can't tell.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, in their defense, when you do, when you're doing a reveal, the last thing you want to have on is nails.
Monet X Change
This is true. This is true.
Bob the Drag Queen
When you're trying to reveal the. But I mean, bitch gloves are there. Um, but, yeah, the last thing you want to wear is nails when you're trying to do a reveal. I think that Corey looks great. I. As soon as I heard Arrietty versus Corey, I never for a second thought Ari was going to win. Um, and I don't think anyone. I don't think even Arrietty thought that.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I would give this to Corey easily.
Monet X Change
I will say two things. Arietty. Like, you did a whole scene of the drag race, and you Saw how black looks on the, looks on the, on the main stage. Why would you come and make a black outfit for the, for the lip sync Violaparuza. Knowing that it gets, it's hard to see on stage. Like even right now, Corey looks like a confection in Arrietty. Yeah, she probably looks cool, but you can't really tell. I can't tell. This is a, I know it's a gown I remember, but it's just, it's so, it's hard to watch to see on the show. Also. Corey. Oh, bitch. Did you see they have graphics on the fucking panels in the back?
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't notice.
Monet X Change
No, bitch. I was like, they are really giving production. All the graphics keep on changing through everyone's number.
Bob the Drag Queen
I also, girl, you can tell Corey has worn these shoes a few times. Cory said I'm gonna be. Cory said I'm not wearing no new shoes. Which to be fair, you do not want to wear new, especially new boots when you, when you, when you're you in a lip sync lollaparooza, you do not want to wear. Two things that for me can, can like make or break. How I feel in drag is one a brand new pair of lashes. They don't feel as good. They don't fit as well as old lashes. Old lashes are already curved to your eye. They have a little layer of glue on them. They just go on easier. And new lashes, always a little bit of struggle and new shoes can fuck your shit up.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, I agree. But yeah, Corey, Corey won that hands down. I thought I, I think she deserved it. Hands down. Let's go on next to Ms. Lana Jaray.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lana Jaray is chosen.
Monet X Change
Lana Jaray is chosen by Bruno and his little ball machine. And Lana chooses Crystal.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, Lana chooses you. You make me feel. Because she knew that Crystal wanted the other song. So yeah, she already knew what she wanted. So Lana chose to do this song.
Monet X Change
This is triggered by the selection.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I, I, I, I was very confident when I went to the slip sync and I think I did a pretty good job. And I think these, these one thing that is some reason Crystal's little Egyptian walk is sending me to the moon.
Monet X Change
I didn't even notice that at one
Bob the Drag Queen
point she's like, you make.
Monet X Change
I didn't see that.
Bob the Drag Queen
You make me feel. I love looks for a second girl wanna.
Monet X Change
I know she liked this loose side shoes. I, I hate that she wore those loose side shoes with this outfit. I hate it. Why?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't like Lana's outfit at, at All I wish she would get take off this. This, like, structured skirt. I just want to. I just want to see Lana. Lana's legs. And I wanted her like, or, or if she's. Or maybe. I don't know. I don't like this outfit. I'd rather just see the catsuit than see this. This oddly shaped skirt she's wearing.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think it would have been nice without the loose side shoes. I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe Crystal.
Monet X Change
I thought Chris's outfit was nice. I thought it was fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's literally fine, right?
Monet X Change
Literally fine. Yeah. But I think Lana does look beautiful. I just don't understand why this. Again, it's probably a lip sync. It's how she best feels comfortable performing. So go off. But I don't love it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would give this one to Lana.
Monet X Change
I would give it. When she got on top of her, she started writing her. What did I write? I said, good lip sync. Oh. See, I said, for me, Lana won when she did that. Lips that split, but it came right back up and then went back down into it. I thought that was hot. And her riding Crystal like that, that was fierce.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Lana is athletic.
Monet X Change
She is. She is. She is.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's in good shape.
Monet X Change
Yeah. But I also thought Crystal did a good job also, but Lana just peaked her in those moments.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, Crystal agrees with you. Crystal feels like she won the lip sync.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. When she went back with the girls.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So I. The biggest cackle I got from the episode was Crystal trying to say, rupaul, you make me feel mighty real. RuPaul. I, I, I was. I can't even, like, process how I was in this room by myself cackling at her going,
Monet X Change
rupaul. I was like, mayo. I would have fucked it up. I'm like, hold. I need to take two camera stop.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, they would have aired your. They would have aired your saying that too honest.
Monet X Change
Make me more iconic.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't care. And then she tried to go back and fix. She goes, you made me feel righty real. She goes, I do love Mayo, but I said, you make me feel righty real. I was like, I. This is so. It was a lot. I was. I was cackling, but it was probably from secondhand embarrassment.
Monet X Change
You write.
Bob the Drag Queen
Write a real, RuPaul.
Monet X Change
Write a real.
Bob the Drag Queen
So now we are down. We are in the semifinals. Right. So it is lucky. Lucky star chooses. We found love. And she's gonna be lip syncing against Susie Toot.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she gets Miss Susie. Susie. Yeah, she gets Miss Susan Toot. Samsar clocked Lucky For Tiki. Oh, yeah. Lucky took her tits out again. We've already seen it, so whatever. But she takes her tits out way too soon.
Bob the Drag Queen
She also. I think Lucky blew her low. Lucky used. Like, I don't. I. I'm genuinely wondering what Harmona would have done. Would she have ripped her arm off? Like, what would there have been left? And Lucky, she did it all. She did it all the first time she do. So all there is to do is just repeat it. What can I do again? Duck walk again, Catwalk again? Show my titties again? Shake them again?
Monet X Change
Yeah, she blew her load. Really? Really. She blew everything the first time, so she didn't really have anything else. And I thought Susie did a good job too. But that's. Thank you, leg bitch. That stanky leg was a. That stanky leg stunk.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she was trying to be camp with it.
Monet X Change
No, bitch, she was trying to do it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why else would you do the stanky leg during We Found Love?
Monet X Change
Because what else you gonna do?
Bob the Drag Queen
If you can't go to Bella Noche, where can you go?
Monet X Change
I think. I think Susie. I think Susie Ass really tried a stanky leg. And that stanky leg, I think she
Bob the Drag Queen
was genuinely like, I'm gonna genuinely do a stanky leg.
Monet X Change
Yes, Bob. And of course, she probably gonna. If she cares or she gonna say re quote the quote to you. They're like, no, you stupid bitch. I was playing around.
Bob the Drag Queen
You guys don't get the reference, you idiot.
Jacob
If you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, actually, if you watch episode 14 of season 17 of Ex Machina, you would know that the stanky leg was a reference to. Actually in 1920, during prohibition, they called the they. You would. If you spill booze on your leg, they would say your leg was stinking.
Jacob
So then you.
Bob the Drag Queen
That. What? So I use that reference to refer to stinky legs. And then also they were in love the whole time and.
Monet X Change
And.
Bob the Drag Queen
And they found love, so they were loving booze. So actually, if you got my references, you idiots.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I'm sure, girl. Sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, can I go back real quick? I forgot to say something. When Lana Jarret started duck walking around Crystal Envy making a little semi circle, that was so cunt to me. Yeah, I just. I wrote that down. I forgot. I forgot to do that. Sorry. Back to. Back to Lucky versus Susie.
Monet X Change
I think that's something Susie could have done or disappointed. I mean, she's not. Even though it should go back to All Stars, she finds a way to incorporate 1920s or some. Some flapper mannerisms in a very modern way. In a Lip sync. That could be a really fun way. People be like, oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Huh? She did.
Monet X Change
When? What?
Bob the Drag Queen
In her first lip sync. She did the Charleston.
Monet X Change
No, but I mean like in like a. She was also in like her, like, she was. She was tap dancing and she was. I'm taking like taking like a Rihanna. We found love and doing like all that stuff too.
Bob the Drag Queen
It could be cute girl. She did. It was, it was. It was a dochi.
Monet X Change
Was it.
Bob the Drag Queen
She was doing Charleston to Dochi.
Monet X Change
Okay. You're probably right. I don't remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's no probably. She literally did the Charleston to dochi.
Monet X Change
Probably.
Bob the Drag Queen
She went alter ego.
Monet X Change
I don't remember. Okay, work. Was it good?
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I would give it. I would, I would get. Was it good when she did it? Yeah, it was fine. I mean, I wasn't gagging, but I could see if I was in the club, I could see myself like laughing about it. And she does it. She does, she does alter ego. Everywhere she goes, she'd be in these streets unfuck withable, you know?
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would give this to Susie because I do. I think Lucky star just blew her whole load and I feel like we were watching the exact same lip sync two times in a row.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you agree?
Monet X Change
I agree. I think, I think Susie beat her
Bob the Drag Queen
for sure and she does win. Sam did not think Susie would make it to the end, which is. Sam goes. I don't think she's gonna make it to the final, which is crazy to me. Like, why? The fact they're still underestimating Susie toot is just. It doesn't, it doesn't make any. I don't know. I don't know if these girls are delusional or if they're. I don't know if I'm crazy, if I'm over giving Susie, but the fact these girls are consistently thinking that Susie's not going to do well and she consistently does is wild to me.
Monet X Change
Well, going again, like I said earlier, I would, I, I would not. Maybe I'm part of the problem. I do. I, I would not think that she was going to be a threat, but I was wrong, clearly, because she wins. Next up we get a three way lip sync and I hate. I. Let me say something. It should not be more than two people lip sync to a fucking song and it's. Goddamn.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree.
Monet X Change
That's so annoying. I'm like, I'm like, we should have thought about this a little differently then. I don't fucking know. But I guess. What would be the remedy?
Bob the Drag Queen
What would Be the remedy. That said the rip, rip, rip, rip. Sorry, that was uncalled for. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
Monet X Change
Like, what else do you do? Because you had an uneven amount of people, right? No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bring in a lipstick assassin.
Monet X Change
But then that's not fair. You bring in a lip sync assassin to, to, to. So, so everybody gets to go to the regular bitches in the season.
Bob the Drag Queen
I got.
Monet X Change
I. I gotta go against Monet X Change. That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet X Change.
Jacob
Yes.
Monet X Change
I was a lipstick assassin.
Jacob
I think Cameron Michaels was a lip sync assassin of your season.
Bob the Drag Queen
So we have Coria V. She actually was jk.
Monet X Change
What about your season of Drag Race? I'm talking about. I also competed as I was a lip sync assassin. All Stars 5. I came back because I love you
Bob the Drag Queen
the way you thought you AJ could pop with that. So it's Cory the Idiot. Coria. Sure. You hated Jacob. What's up? Cause he keeps auditioning. Korea v. Lydia.
Monet X Change
He never could audition.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, he could audition and he.
Monet X Change
And he'd never get on, Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
He could.
Monet X Change
He. Right, he could. But he will never get on.
Bob the Drag Queen
We don't know. We don't know. And when Jacob beats you in the next all winners, you're gonna really, guy.
Monet X Change
First of all, I ain't go back to no all winners. And you better watch your fucking mouth after what you said at Out Magazine. Cause Kasha Davis gonna whoop your ass.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you know what? I'll say it again. I'll say it again. All Stars is for losers. Honey. Read the article. Jacob. What's your drag name again? Jacob. Did you ever get a drag name?
Jacob
I mean, we talked about this a little bit. The one that is my favorite is Hanukkah Lewinsky, but there's actually a working drag queen in New York City who's fantastic. Who's using that name. I came up with this independently and then I was like, oh, I mean, it's low hanging fruit. So I don't have a specific one that I would go for right now. I'm. I'm back in the workshop.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is there. Is there a way to turn other Jewish holidays into Passover names? What are some Passover? What are some. What's some Jewish holidays, Jacob?
Jacob
Oh, I feel like Rosh Hashanah is probably the best one. That sounds already like kind of a woman's name. I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Rosh Hashanah Bean.
Jacob
Rosh Hashanah Bean. Yeah, like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or what about.
Jacob
Also that's like, that's a hard one. Like shoshana Bean is a really like. She is. It's a deeper cut if you're not into theater.
Monet X Change
What about Yom Kippur? You could be Yummy yum yummy Yummy Kapoor.
Jacob
That's fair.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's move on. I like Yummy Kapoor. I guess.
Jacob
Okay, here's the thing. I do know a woman named Yami, but she's a black woman. So I also feel like me as a drag queen with my name being Yami would be strange. How about maybe just my own personal associations with that name?
Bob the Drag Queen
How about Za Jaga Yom Kippur? Well, that's a good one, you old ass bitch.
Monet X Change
Are you old ass who don't want to know who Zsa Gamora is?
Bob the Drag Queen
So Corey v. Lydia v. Lana. They do 360 by Charli XCX Charlie Sexy Sex. And Lydia does this like a little scissors fake out. That, in my opinion, does not pay off.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I didn't, I didn't. I didn't get it.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I, I just, I don't have a lot of thought. It was hard to pay attention. I did not like this lip sync. I did not enjoy it. And I would have given it to Corey.
Monet X Change
I'll give it to Corey too.
Bob the Drag Queen
And so we agree on that one. Now we, now we have the final lip sync. The final boss meets the final boss. Susie Toot v. Corey King. They're lip syncs to APT by Rose and Bruno Mars. And Susie wants to. I feel like Suzy wants to be Corey more than she wants his money.
Monet X Change
100%. I would agree. Because, you know, her and Cory and Susie had a little rival rivalry in the season. Oh, Corey does have nails on. They had a little rivalry in the season and I think so. Susie's like, let me, let me fucking put you down to the ground for one final time. And I thought that the lipstick was
Bob the Drag Queen
a friendly rivalry, though. I felt like more than anything it's that. That Corey keeps trolling Susie online.
Monet X Change
Corey too? Have you seen Corey Toot?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's hilarious.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Corey does this thing. She does this titty reveal that. I don't understand why she does it because this has nothing to do with the song. She just reveals her tits.
Bob the Drag Queen
This. I have so many. This titty reveal upset me on so many levels. First of all, I'm not like the titty police. But you should have. You should have a pasty over the nipples. That makes it more interesting at least.
Monet X Change
Cause she had to be like this the whole rest of the time.
Bob the Drag Queen
She didn't have to actually, because they did not blur them. She didn't have to. So why are you. Why would you do a titty reveal just to then hold your titties? It's like she. It's like she did a titty reveal, then she was embarrassed that her tits were out. Like, she didn't. I don't think anyone whispered, girl, you have to hold your breath. She started doing that of her own accord. It's like she. It's like she wanted to be a slut, but then she forgot that she's actually quite modest. And then she started covering up her titties. That was wild.
Monet X Change
Doing it to the reveal and then you're covering her the rest of the
Bob the Drag Queen
time was so like, the whole time, like, she. Then she was like, oh, but not even. Oops. It was just like. I don't know. It was very weird to. It'd be like ripping off your clothes but then walking around like this the whole time.
Monet X Change
Yeah,
Bob the Drag Queen
it was strange. Imagine doing a wig reveal, but then you keep covering the wig. You know? Why. Why did your daughter do that?
Monet X Change
I don't know. It was very strange. I don't know why she did that. She's not my daughter. Corey's my niece.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, gang, gang.
Monet X Change
I think plane Danny is her mom.
Bob the Drag Queen
So does it make her my daughter too? I mean, my niece too? Is she my niece?
Monet X Change
If she's your niece. Your niece as well? Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I need to get my niece together, honey. I gotta say, Susie won this lip sync for me.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she did.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which is crazy because Corey's such a good. In my opinion, Corey's the best lip sync girl of the season.
Monet X Change
I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
Corey eats the girlies up. I agree. Especially if y' all watch her live. Corey is so athletic. My God, this is athletic. She's a brick. She can jump high. She can split. She can. Can dip. She can. She can. Now she can keep her wig on.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I think Corey. I think Corey is the best lip syncher. And I think the city reville her up. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe Susie might have gotten. Well, Susie. Susie got in someone. Someone else's head this season.
Jacob
And who would you say is the weakest lip syncer?
Bob the Drag Queen
Hermona.
Monet X Change
Lisa. Yeah, I would agree with homo Lisa.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, hormonalisa for sure. So there it is. We Cory King. No, sorry. Susie Toot is the winner of the $50,000. Um, and I think she deserves it. I think every lip sync she won. I agree with.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think. I think Suti did a good job. And, you know, she didn't win the season but at least she got $50,000. 50,000 bones. We're coming a little back to lip sync for a little bit. Good for her.
Bob the Drag Queen
And guys, there is no untucked this season. This episode.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
However, Monet and I will give you a little bit of our thoughts on something else, but you have to go over to our Patreon to find out what it is.
Monet X Change
What is it? Do I need to go there too?
Bob the Drag Queen
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Original air date: April 16, 2025
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
In this episode of Sibling Watchery, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change dissect RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 17, Episode 15: “Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown.” The pair deliver their signature comedic banter and sharp analysis as they recap the high-stakes, lip-sync-heavy episode, where queens battle it out for a $50,000 prize. The hosts share their unfiltered, often hilarious takes on the queens' performances, looks, strategies, and shady moments, providing both dedicated Drag Race fans and newcomers with a blend of entertainment and insightful commentary.
Longer Seasons & No One Going Home ([05:43])
Evolution of TV Episodes ([06:42]–[08:37])
Jewel Sparkles: Praised for her “Taylor Swifty two-piece gown moment” ([22:24]).
Lexi: Hosts note Lexi “looked like an Asian pop star” and applauded the look’s freshness.
Anya: Divided takes on her high-concept, referenced look.
Sam: Observed as “looking like she goes to the mall” but described as comfortable and “tiny compared to everyone else” ([24:16]).
Harmona Lisa vs. Lydia Butthole Collins – “Say Liza” ([27:03])
Susie Toot vs. Joella – “Training Season” ([31:46])
Lucky Stars vs. Acacia – “Step by Step” ([35:02])
Arrietty vs. Corey King – “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)” by Pink ([42:42])
Lana Jaray vs. Crystal – “You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)” ([47:16])
Lucky Stars vs. Susie Toot – “We Found Love” ([50:27])
Three-way Lip Sync: Corey vs. Lydia vs. Lana – “360” by Charli XCX ([57:25])
Finale: Susie Toot vs. Corey King – “APD” by Rose and Bruno Mars ([58:11])
This episode is packed with both incisive Drag Race commentary and the duo’s legendary sibling banter, making it an essential listen for fans wanting to relive or dissect the crucial “Lip Sync Lalaparuza” moment of Season 17.