Sibling Watchery: Rupaul's Drag Race S17 EP2 "Drag Queens Got Talent Part 2"

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: Sibling Watchery – RuPaul’s Drag Race S17 EP2 “Drag Queens Got Talent Part 2”

Release Date: January 15, 2025
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen

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Episode Overview

In this uproariously candid and rapid-fire recap, Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen dissect the second episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 17. Dubbed “Drag Queens Got Talent Part 2,” the conversation spans backstage mysteries, in-depth talent and runway analysis, playful shade, and the duo’s signature blend of chaos and queer cultural commentary. The episode delivers deep Drag Race insight, irreverent digressions, and plenty of meme-worthy moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Podcast Cold Open Randomness (00:05–02:43)

• Mysterious Man in the Background: The episode opens with banter about viewers spotting a stranger in a previous episode’s video recording, which quickly devolves into playful accusations and confusion.

  • Quote: “If you are the man that Monet had locked up prisoner in her hotel room, come forth right now and tell us.” – Monét (01:52)

• Bob and Monét joke about being caught with “trade” on camera, riffing on podcast lore and their personal lives.

2. The Traitors and Triggers Tangent (03:14–04:25)

• Bob reflects on gameplay strategy for The Traitors, debating the ideal way to handle recruitment as a “Traitor” and how it relates to their own personalities.

  • Quote: “I think the best way to be traders is to start as a faithful, then a traitor gets murdered and you get recruited to be a traitor mid season.” – Bob (04:04)

• Monét plugs her Patreon first-impressions livestream series covering The Traitors.

3. Drag Race Episode Breakdown: Werk Room Drama & Early Impressions (04:25–08:09)

• Jules vs. Susie Lip Sync Fallout: The hosts debate whether Jules actually believes Susie beat her (“I don’t think Jules actually thinks that Susie kicked her ass.” – Bob, 05:15).
• Acacia’s “Actual Talent” Frustration: Both are annoyed by queens who claim their talent is the only “real” one (“I’m really getting annoyed by the actual talent thing.” – Bob, 05:54).
• Flirtation Watch: Speculation runs rampant about romantic tension among contestants, notably between Lydia and Corey.

4. Social Media Fandoms & Alt-Twinks Appreciation (06:17)

• Bob shouts out “Dawn” for defending him on Twitter against aggressive Real Housewives fans.
• Bob and Monét credit Lexi Love with drag experience, leading to discussions about age, drag longevity, and the nature of “drag elders.”

5. Runway: “Is It Cake?” – Booty on Display (08:09–11:25, and throughout 22:44–37:00)

• Booty Thematics: Monét riffs on the “lumbar booty” and being a “booty advocate,” with Bob teasing Monét about her own online “cheeks” (“I can’t scroll [Instagram] without seeing cheeks clapping…” – Monét, 08:52).

Standout Takes on Runway Looks:

• Sam Star: “I feel like drag booty, when you’re not going to use your actual butt, drag booty can be hard to make impressive.” – Monét (23:34)
• Onya Nerve: Both critique lack of padding and undergarments (“She should have put on her panty.” – Bob, 24:24)
• Crystal Envy: “This bodysuit is so poorly airbrushed it is upsetting me, terrible.” – Monét (24:45)
• Lexi Love: “Calling Lexi Grandma is crazy. They are all underestimating Lexi. This bitch is sick.” – Monét (19:30)
• Lana Jarret: Praised for using her real (and hairy) butt, but Monét calls her “no padding here, bitch... crazy.” (29:04)
• Acacia: Universally panned: “Yo, this dress is mama. This is garbage.” – Monét (31:43)
• Discussion on Booty Padding: Technical breakdown of drag techniques, including tucking for illusion-based looks.

6. Talent Show: Performances and Critiques (37:00–46:00)

• Sam Star vs. Acacia: Monét prefers Sam’s performance, calling it a “battle of the country stars” with Sam “eating Acacia alive” (37:17).
• Stand-up Comedy Pain: Harmona Lisa’s set is described as “insufferable,” prompting Bob’s fantasy prompt for “All Comedy Queens” season (41:42).
  • Quote: “Corey King said Harmona’s talent must be stopping time because that was the longest minute of my life.” – Monet (41:00)
• Lexi Love’s Runaway Performance: She’s universally praised as the new front-runner.
• Observations on Changing Transgender Narratives: Monét expresses surprise (and approval) that trans contestant narratives are no longer always foregrounded. (“It’s just… I think that’s really interesting.” – Monét, 46:29)

7. Lip Syncs & Elimination Drama (49:26–55:07)

• Lexi Love vs. Crystal Envy: Bob and Monét critique Crystal’s voguing attempts (“The no gang was off the hook today…” – Monét, 49:51) and praise Lexi for restraint and skill, only wishing she’d left her skates on.
• Bottom Placement: Harmona Lisa and Acacia face off, and Acacia’s “makeup brush in the butt” gag is a camp highlight for both.

Notable Lip Sync Moment:

• On Interacting with Queen Safe Zone: “I want to see someone interact with the safe queens… in order to really [make an impression].” – Bob (52:12)

8. Results, Elimination Mechanic, and Winner Picks (53:34–56:13)

• Michelle Visage’s now-weekly “dunk tank” punishment is highlighted (“Like, she’s nothing if not a good sport.” – Bob, 54:02).
• Both hosts shift winner predictions to Lexi Love, lauding her talent, looks, and charisma.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On “Real Talent”:

  • “I literally wrote that. I realized I’m really getting annoyed by the ‘actual talent’ thing.” – Bob (05:54)

• On Drag Booty:

  • “This runway should have been for you. Would you show your real booty?” – Bob to Monét (08:19)
  • “As a Free the Nipple Booty advocate, I say go for it.” – Monét (09:32)

• Circumference Conversation:

  • “A can of Coca Cola is 10 inches around?” – Monet (13:19)
  • “The circumference of a standard 12 ounce Coca Cola can is 8.1 inches.” – Jacob (14:16)

• On Confidence:

  • “Lie, cheat, and steal your way to the crown.” – Bob (07:46)

• Drag Race Fan Culture:

  • “Calling Lexi Grandma is crazy. They are all underestimating Lexi.” – Monét (19:30)

• On the Evolving Trans Narrative:

  • “I think it’s interesting, like Drag Race is in a place now where no one’s storyline is about them being trans anymore… it feels much more like it does at the club.” – Monét (45:14)

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Important Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment | Description | |-----------|-----------------------------------------|------------------------------------------| | 00:05 | Podcast cold open | The “mystery man” sighting | | 03:14 | The Traitors tangent | Bob’s strategy for “trader” gameplay | | 04:25 | Werk Room catchup | Jules/Susie lip sync drama | | 06:08 | Social media defense, drag experiences | Shout-outs and drag longevity | | 08:09 | Main challenge/runway breakdown begins | “Is It Cake?” category, booty talk | | 22:44 | Runway look-by-look review starts | Costumes, production, queen-by-queen | | 37:00 | Talent show performances analyzed | Talent highlights, lowlights, shade | | 46:24 | Trans representation commentary | Shift in Drag Race storytelling | | 49:26 | Lip sync critique | Lexi Love vs. Crystal Envy, voguing shade | | 51:32 | Lip sync: Acacia’s brush trick | Camp gag praised during elimination | | 54:02 | Michelle Visage dunked | New Dunk Tank twist, host reactions | | 55:07 | Winner predictions & closing thoughts | Lexi Love as new frontrunner |

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Hosts’ Winner Picks (54:55–56:31)

• Lexi Love emerges as the consensus Season 17 frontrunner thanks to her experience, “lovability,” and consistent performance.
• Lana Jarret and Corey King are officially dethroned by Monét as her winner picks.
  • Quote: “Lexi has shown me that she has the looks, Lexi has shown me that she has the talent, Lexi has shown me that she’s lovable and friendly, Lexi has shown us that she has the experience... the full package.” – Monét (55:20)

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Recap Tone

• Highly irreverent, fast-moving, and rich with insider drag and queer culture references.
• Bob and Monét maintain a comedic, bratty sibling dynamic, constantly ribbing each other, the queens, Drag Race itself, and their own fans.

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Final Thoughts

This recap episode is perfect for Drag Race superfans who want both insightful commentary and laugh-out-loud shade. Bob and Monét provide sharp runway and performance critiques, gossip, and meta-commentary on the evolving nature of queer reality TV. Frequent sidebars and memorable one-liners keep the energy high and the humor sharp throughout.

Transcript

[Monet X Change]

Monae, you were almost murdered on the last podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, what are y'. All. Y', all. We literally just logged on and. And Jacob and Bob.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What, man? What? Can you see me a screenshot?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I didn't notice it until the. The comment, the one about bookings. There's a man behind you moving around and doing stuff, and everyone's like, is there a crime happening in the background?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was there? Did I don't have trade in there, did I? I would never record the podcast with trade in the Video.

[Jacob]

I'm going to say, I'll send you

[Monet X Change]

the link right now. Girl, go to the video. And it is. Go to. Around the 1. Go to the. 41 minutes, 23 seconds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mark.

[Monet X Change]

You'll see a man in the mirror. I'm starting with the man in the mirror.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

41 seconds and what?

[Monet X Change]

20, 42 minutes and 5 seconds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The fuck?

[Monet X Change]

You'll see the man in the mirror.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yo, did I have trade in my room? There's no way I would need to.

[Monet X Change]

Let me find the better spot. Hold on, Jacob. Maybe that one gets on a croissant. Some niggas like on a croissant. It's on a roll.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, that's some crusty bitches from the Bronx.

[Monet X Change]

Now I can't find it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't see it.

[Monet X Change]

Here it is. 26 minutes and one second. Look in the top right corner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

26 minutes and one. Let me go to 26 minutes and 25 minutes and 49 seconds.

[Jacob]

Anywhere. Anywhere between 25, 26.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shout out.

[Monet X Change]

Ricky corners.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ricky corners. Be out here doing. I love chatting with him about different volume down. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

He said, man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Girl, when I tell you.

[Monet X Change]

What the fuck? Was he in your room and you didn't notice he was in your room?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know who that is. I swear I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Mon, you're okay.

[Jacob]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. We caught a little cheater. Oh,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet.

[Monet X Change]

We caught in 4k void 4k. Listen, if you are the man that Monet had locked up prisoner in her hotel room, come forth right now and tell us. We will get to the bottom of this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, first of all, what are these? You see, y', all, this is prime example. Bobby wearing cat toys as clothing. And be so shocked when Colleen be. It's if Colleen walked up and was like,

[Monet X Change]

Monet. This is not sibling rivalry. This is sibling watchery. And we are watching RuPaul's Drag Race season 17, episode two. And listen, the girl. It's episode two, episode spy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ein spy. Look at you okay?

[Monet X Change]

Episode ni, episode dos episode e's world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Language I, E, B. I don't know what language that is.

[Monet X Change]

1, 2, 3. Einstein. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're doing multilingual.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not. It's not a polylingual. It's a polyglot.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? No, I fucking know. Because. Because I speak so many languages that I'm not proficient in one. I'm not proficient.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Except bullshit. You do speak bullshit very well.

[Monet X Change]

Hey, man, you all can see that on the traitors by tuning into Peacock and seeing. Okay,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

we need. We need you and I. Just you and I. I need to talk to you about. I need to talk to you with other people about triggers. I have so many thoughts and so many opinions. There's so many things I want to say.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, because you think. You think you're. Anyway, this is not a. This is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one is coming. You see?

[Monet X Change]

Why you. Because I'm in traitor mode. I'm a traitor. I'm a murderer. Okay, all y' all little Real Housewives fans, your fave is dead. Sorry. She's dead. Get over it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could see. I could see Michelle doing traitors. I think that'll be fun, actually. Yes. Michelle Visage and Traders would be great.

[Monet X Change]

Would you murder her?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if I was a traitor. I will say this. Being a traitor here is. Okay, listen. Then we are going to get to drag race, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I think is the best way to be traders, to do traders is to start as a faithful. Then a trader gets murdered and you get recruited to be a trader mid season. To me, that is the best game because that. Cause you play a faithful for so long, people really believe. You can make people believe you're faithful, then you need to get recruited. That's hands down, in my opinion.

[Monet X Change]

It's the easiest route for sure. But you don't get to decide that. You don't. You never get to choose that you're a trader. You are chosen as a trader either by the other traders or by Alan Cumming. And. And everyone's like, if I was. If I was. If I was. Well, you're not. You're not. And I was. Okay. Anyway, so the queens come in and. Oh, sorry, I have my. Sorry. I have my notes from. For the trader. Sorry, by the way. Also, if you all want to see, I go live on the Patreon and I discuss the traders once a week. So if you want to catch first impressions where I go live and talk about the traders, you can join our Patreon and I read your comments. And it's really, really fun. So during the fall, so the queens come back in, and Jules said that Susie toot kicked her ass. I don't think I still think Jules won that lip sync.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jules literally. Jules said it herself. Well, actually, no. Jules is kind of like, I can't believe Susie won. She said it in her confessional. But in the, in the, in the thing she said that. That Susie's kicked her ass. I don't think I, I, I, I don't think Jules actually thinks that Susie kicked her ass. But she lost. She's like, I, I lost.

[Monet X Change]

And Acacia is in her feelings, understandably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, listen, she don't want to brag about talking about she doing real outro. Which hormonal Lisa, weirdly enough, echoes the same sentiment. But, like, I don't think that I should be great like the others, because I did an actual talent.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I get to ask you on

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the question about him.

[Monet X Change]

The actual talent is starting to piss me off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. I literally wrote that. I realized I'm really getting annoyed by the actual talent thing. That's. Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Sisters. So on the new day, Lydia and Corey. Okay, are. Are they fucking?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl? 100% they are. They do. They do at least sucking. There's some sucking going on at minimally. There's a little sucking going on, honestly.

[Monet X Change]

And I'd watch it big shout out to the queen of the alt twinks. Thank you, dawn, for coming to my defense on Twitter when these Real Housewives fans were trying to gather me. Shout out to Dawn. Monet, Monet, Monet. Let me just fight for my life. Monet ain't say nothing. I'm fighting for my life on Twitter. Monet is just over there promoting her little tour. Your big sister's fighting for her life in these Real Housewives. You ain't come to my defense. You didn't retweet or nothing. Thank you, Dawn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause she's that good. That's. She's literally up until dawn. She is literally up all night long watching this shit. I didn't even know what's going on.

[Monet X Change]

You're a real one, Dawn. You're a real one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say I wrote down, looking at Anya and Irving, the fallout for the episode. I hope she is looking at this footage and being like, this was insane that I chose to wear this on tv. She looks insane sitting in this outfit with this wig and this outfit. It looks wild, girl.

[Monet X Change]

But she turned it around. This episode. She looked good. Her gloves, Episode two. Because I was like, she's gonna be busted. She looks so. We'll get there. We'll get there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

She looked really great. Acacia wants someone in the bottom so she can take them down. Acacia wants someone to lip sync again. She's like, I'm not, I'm not. I want to be nice and do talent, but in rank. But I want someone that I can beat in the lip sync.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Smart. Like, I'm so happy she didn't come on being like, you know, even though I was. I'm gonna choose the. This fucking pissed me off on tv, too. I'm gonna choose the girl who is the fiercest lip syncer, who has the strongest talent so that I can earn my way, bitch.

[Jacob]

Fuck.

[Monet X Change]

Earn your way, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lie, cheat, and steal your way to the crown.

[Monet X Change]

Who earn your way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who cares?

[Monet X Change]

I am fully triggered by Lawrence Chaney coming in and doing this traitor's bit. I'm like, bitch, I'm triggered.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I commented. She posted a picture on her socials, and I literally thought that I missed something. Episode four came out, and she was announced as a fourth. As a new cast member, I was like, is this bitch on traitors? But I get it now because she's from Scotland. Got it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. As a asophile, a booty connoisseur, a booty meat lover, I love this Runway category.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Booty from the lumbar booty.

[Monet X Change]

You know, fucking up the lumbar booty done come far. Her booty fold seasons. My booty is a war. Booty is illegal. Put that booty in a slap got more a than I stayed at Alabama. Monet, this Runway should have been for you. You would eat the. Would you show your real booty?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would now. I would. Before, I wouldn't now. I absolutely would have more.

[Monet X Change]

You had more booty back then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did, but, you know, I wasn't. But the tone of all of it together wasn't. Now I feel super together. I would. I. I would love to control my ass on TV now. I mean, I show on Instagram for free.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I. I can't scroll without seeing cheeks clapping on my page.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. I haven't done it in a long time.

[Monet X Change]

How do you block certain content? Like, I don't want to block you as a credit, but I don't need the ass meet clapping on my screen when I'm trying to. When I'm trying to scroll through and get little jokes and stuff on TikTok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was something I wanted to post, like, the other day, because I'm Starting on tour, which I can say it on here because I'm starting my tour. I wanted to be like, it's very, very cheeky. It was a picture of me pretty much naked and I had a little ticket sub over my junk. And I was like, what city? What city are you. Are you. Are you coming to? What city are you coming to see me on tour? I just want to see something. But more to be like, you know, if I'm coming to your city, send a bitch a message.

[Monet X Change]

As my sister, as a free the nipple booty advocate, I say go for it. As my sister, it is alarming when I see the booty meat on camera. So hormonal Lisa is, Has. Has. Is a stand up. And I did not know she was stand up comedian. Then I watched it and now I still don't know that she's. And now I still don't know that hormonal Lisa is standal comedian, you know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry, my notes. You know, seeing, watching her do her set, it felt longer than the ones we've seen. Like, I feel like this felt long in a jazz and master set. And other people we've seen do stand up. And then there's something about. And then my intruder thoughts. I'm like, bitch, I can get up there and do that. I'm like, I guess because I feel like I'm so far removed from the talent show. I haven't done it in so long. I feel in my mind, I feel like, oh, I could absolutely get up there and do like a tight two minutes.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, let's not get into the talent show too. Cause we want to. We're not there yet. So. So lucky star said that she doesn't want to show ass, but I remember last week she had that really creative lemon booty. I know. I mean, no one says you have to show your own ass. It just. Is it cake? Just like show some version of ass? I actually, I remember last week she had that lemon booty. I thought it was really creative, but I mean, again, I don't want to get to it, but I think that she should have done. I like that ass look better than the one she did this week, personally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I agree. Um, I also think that Arietti and Lucky, they're flirting back and forth and they're chatting about. They're chatting about camping together. And Arietty says she wants Lucky to paint all over her.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, girl, we're not king shaming. We're not king shaming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was just about to say get into Whatever you get into, live your life. I'm like, I feel the majority of queers I know are not looking to get paint on. If it happens, you're like, you know what? It happens. We live, we love whatever. But be like, bitch, come and paint over the. She better ask for what she wants.

[Monet X Change]

If y' all don't know what painting means, look in the comments. Someone down there will tell you what painting is. Also, these girls are whore knee again between Jules and. No, no, it's Acacia. No shit. It's Lucky and Arietty Again. I would watch again. I would watch it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob. This is a bunch of horny. These bitches are like 21 years old. These are the height of Hornydom. They.

[Monet X Change]

They.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All I think about is sex and drag. That's all they think about.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, you're not wrong. I love the line, if you're really into camping, you'll take you the bunk. Honestly, that line eight, if you're really into camping, you'll sleep on either bunk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. You can be really into camping, and all you like to do is bottom bunk.

[Monet X Change]

And I, I just like the. I just like the quote. I mean, it was just a funny quote.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, people always. People always think that I'm just a bottom because I have a. A big booty and I do drag people. Just the assumption is just. Just I'm a bottom. It's like, no, I also talk about

[Monet X Change]

bottoming a lot, and you talk about your love for giant dicks a lot. While. While swearing up and down you're not a size queen, but then being like, I only bottom for fucking. For Red Bull cans. Honey, if you don't have a monster can, I don't want to drink. Huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm about to say a Red Bull can. Girl, give me a monster can.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, you could fit a Red Bull can in your ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. A Red Bull can isn't that big, girl. Like, not. Not the. Not the 20 ounce one. Yeah, but that's fine.

[Monet X Change]

It'll work. They're short, but. They're short. But it's taller than a Coke can. I mean, it's. But it's also. It's skinnier than a Coke can. But it's taller than a Coke can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, well, you know, if you want to help me put a Red Bull can in my ass, go onto the Patreon civil rivalry. Patreon. You'll see me shove a Red Bull can into my home.

[Monet X Change]

That's not. Okay, that's not true. No. False advertisement. Do you could you put a Coke can in your ass?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Girl, that is wild.

[Monet X Change]

But a Red Bull is nothing. So you're not that girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, a Red Bull can is like, is. I want to say a Coke can is probably 10 inches around. A rebel can maybe 6.

[Monet X Change]

10 inches around? Yes, girl, that a kind of Coca Cola is 10 inches around. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jake, do you have a. Do you have a measuring tape?

[Monet X Change]

I think. I think a can of Coke is probably 7 or maybe 8 inches around.

[Jacob]

A can of 12 ounce soda can is. This is 2.6 inches.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, we need. We need. We need the circumference of it. But I'm saying. I'm saying. Okay, this Price is Right. I'm saying nine inches.

[Monet X Change]

Seven and a half.

[Jacob]

Oh, sorry, I'm getting confused with all these terms. There's like diameter, but when it's not diameter with circumference. Is that the word?

[Monet X Change]

Circumference?

[Jacob]

Yeah, circumference.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Diameter would be across.

[Jacob]

Oh, it's giving me millimeters. This is so. Okay, cool. I'm so bad at math.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Look at you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're fucking New Jersey public school education.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob.

[Jacob]

The circumference of a standard 12 ounce Coca Cola can is 8.1 inches.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

I win. And I said seven and a half. My 10 inches is around is. Is like a fucking Stanley Cup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, a Stanley. God, no. A Stanley cup down your bucket. That's like 15 inches.

[Monet X Change]

You see, you are the person who. Who you've been lied to about penises so often. Do you think? Anyway, that's not the point. This is not. This is not rivalry. This is watchery. So another thing that gagged me was when Sam Stars was like, honey, I do authentic country music.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God, I wrote that too. I know. She was like. She was like. She was like, I'm not here to impersonate country. I'm like. I mean, again, I am not a country connoisseur. The most country I know is Jesus Take the Wheel by Carrie Underwood and Beyonce Cowboy Carter. So I admittedly am not a big country person.

[Monet X Change]

Dolly Parton. Respect the Queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But so. But in my opinion, Acacia's music sounded like country music. Did I love it? No, but it sounded like country music.

[Monet X Change]

But in. But in Samsar's defense, I liked her song better. I was like, this is a country. It was giving me. We'll get there. We're getting ahead of ourselves. But she gathered. She.

[Jacob]

She.

[Monet X Change]

They. These bitches do not respect Acacia. For God, no shade. They do not respect this girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And let's Also be. She has such a. Such a meek demeanor. Such a. Such a. She's very meek and, like, I'm like, girl, you gotta. You gotta be a little assertive. Especially when it's all 14 girls who. Amber.

[Monet X Change]

Hello. Beep. Rob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rob, you look so handsome. Oh, do I?

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

Start your free [e-mail].

[Bob the Drag Queen]

close your eyes. Exhale. Feel your body relax, and let go of whatever you're carrying today. Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh, they're so fast. And breathe.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry.

[Monet X Change]

Namaste.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order.

[Monet X Change]

1-800-contacts. Back to the episode. So, okay. So. So she was so Lexi Love, who I. Who I'm obsessed with, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's my. She's my epilon.

[Monet X Change]

Love her. I'm obsessed with her now. She's nervous about skating because of me. And because of me. Girl. That was. Because of. That was user error. She was like, I saw Bob trying to skate. Girl, that's because I can't. I can't skate in a skating rink. I mean, Robbie Turner was eating that stage alive. I was like, girl, do not let me be the reason you can't skate on Drag Race, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

That was me. I can't skate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But you know who loves to skate? RuPaul. I don't know if in any of your seasons on All Stars 4 and season 10, like, sometimes. No, I think it was All Stars 4. RuPaul would just walk around. We'll be like, we'll be doing a challenge. And he would just be roller skating around set, like, coming to our thing, looking at our thing, then skating off.

[Monet X Change]

RuPaul skated on the Runway of my season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, he did. For that thing. Yeah, he let the skate. Also, I'm kind of obsessed with them calling Lexi, like, grandma in honor.

[Monet X Change]

She's 33. She's younger than both of us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but in drag, though. She is a drag elder. She's a drag elder. When she recorded the show, she's been doing drag for 13 years. That's a long time compared to these kids who have been doing it for two.

[Monet X Change]

So how old are we?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You and. No, you were doing it for, like, 16. I've been doing drag since 2012. So. What's that?

[Monet X Change]

Don't make me do math.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

13. 13 years. So I'm like. I guess I am. I'm a grandmother.

[Jacob]

Oh, my.

[Monet X Change]

I hate it. I mean, I am technically a drag grandmother. Shout out to my drag granddaughter. You got her name? What's her name? Not memorable. No. What's her name? She's a jeweler. Miz Cracker's drag daughter. She's a jeweler. Oh, my God.

[Jacob]

Damn. That's crazy. Trinity. The Tuck would never.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus, you still don't know it,

[Monet X Change]

Juicy Lou.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did you call her? A jeweler.

[Monet X Change]

She's a jeweler.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, she's a jeweler. Like, what?

[Monet X Change]

Like, she works in jewelry. Like, she, like, gets, like, jewels to, like, a list celebrities for, like, red carpets. Like, if, like, let's say Beyonce wants to wear, like, a very expensive piece of jewelry. Yeah. She'll procure the jewelry, deliver it, like, with, like, armored guards, be on guard, making sure the jury's nice, take it off their neck, put it back, and deliver back. Yeah. Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't know that about her.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, I just wrote. Our notes are the same. I was like, calling Lexi Grandma is crazy. By the way. They are all underestimating Lexi. This bitch is sick. She has shown on the Runway consistently that she's sickening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Obviously, consistently. It's been one Runway girl.

[Monet X Change]

It's been two. And they've both been great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

An entrance look. And the first episode they haven't seen. They haven't seen her second Runway yet.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but now I've seen it. But I've seen it because I'm a viewer, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also wrote down. I was kind of gagged that Anya Nerve was such a late comer to drag. When people start drag late, I'm always impressed with it. Cause I'm like, again, you can start drag at any point. But I feel like at 27 years old, I would have just locked into whatever the fuck I was doing. I wouldn't. But. So I'm happy that she found drag, and drag is now her thing.

[Monet X Change]

Well, she came out late she said

[Bob the Drag Queen]

she came out late. She came out late. She also was going off about how she doesn't have a lot of friends. Like, she's hard for her to make friends in certain. I'm like, well, girl, you know, I mean, I mean, I don't know what the drag scene is like in Cincinnati.

[Monet X Change]

Columbus. Cincinnati, one of the Ohio's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of. One of the Ohio places. Why. Why all the. Why all. Why does Columbus have. Why does Ohio have so many sea cities? Columbus, Cincinnati, Cleveland.

[Monet X Change]

I think you could say that for a lot of places.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are some cities in New York State?

[Monet X Change]

Carrington.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carrington.

[Monet X Change]

Kobe, New York. Cantankerous New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, yes, I don't know what the drag scene's like in her city, but apparently it's hard for her to make friends in her drag scene, which is annoying when you don't have other drag queen friends. Especially when you coming from, I'm assuming, a very small scene in New York. There are a lot of queens to choose from. You can find a tribe. There are a lot of places to find queen. There's so much fucking dragon in New York. But when you're from a small ass city, like wherever she's from, that must suck.

[Monet X Change]

I like her and I think she's fun. Also, Cincinnati and Columbus are not small towns.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just.

[Monet X Change]

They're pretty big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm talking about the drag scene.

[Monet X Change]

The drag scene has a massive drag scene. Cincinnati has a massive orgies of Columbus. Which one is Nina west from Columbus?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Columbus.

[Monet X Change]

Columbus has a massive drag scene.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Huge. Well, she not from Columbus. She's from Cincinnati.

[Monet X Change]

Well, there it is. So Harmona is offering. Harmona offers Acacia for God a chance to do a song with Dolly Parton.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I gagged at that. I was like, girl, you're. You're going to be the connective tissue for that. You're going to make that happen. Harmona, girl, she.

[Monet X Change]

She, she knows RuPaul. She knows Dolly Parton. Don't. Don't come for. Don't come for sadness. Don't you ever come for sadness. By the way, her look at the at Dragcon was so she really looked like sadness.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I gagged 100%. And that's how you take a fucking joke. Q. Learn from that.

[Monet X Change]

Learn from this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Q. I need Q to walk. I need Q to walk out as bonkweek. We from Mad tv the next time I see her. Q.

[Monet X Change]

Do not take that advice.

[Jacob]

Q.

[Monet X Change]

Listen to me. Don't. Do not do that. Let's go on to the. Let's go on to the talent show. In the Runway. Shall we?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I, I, I, I. I am amenable to that. Bob the drag queen.

[Monet X Change]

So RuPaul looks really lovely.

[Jacob]

I love.

[Monet X Change]

I, I love RuPaul in a gown. Obviously, we see. Obviously, we see it a lot. So my. I'm gonna get what I want in life. Cause RuPaul is. She will. If there's one thing mother. Rup will do, it is wear a gown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mother has arrived. Oh, yeah. RuPaul got a little. He. He got a little Angelina Jolie leg out.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I love it. This looks great. I love this gown. She looks sick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't you look so good. Yo, TS Madison is thicker than a snicker.

[Monet X Change]

She is, honey. And you're not yourself when you're hungry. Michelle looks good. This is. They all look amazing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Joe Dolce looks really good too. Her boobs looked amazing.

[Monet X Change]

And so category is, is it cake all showing off them cakes showing off that booty. And Samsar comes out, and she has, like, a wedding cake. It's, like, based off of who she say Balenciaga or. Or someone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't even hear that.

[Monet X Change]

But this outfit. This outfit's fine. Like, I feel like drag booty when you. If you're not going to use your actual butt, drag booty can be hard to make. Impressive. And I, I don't know that they're really hitting it here, but this outfit is. I like this outfit. It. It looks good, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I like. I like the camp of it all. I like like turning around and having that design. I like that she waited to give it the surprise at the end of the Runway. As we'll talk about in a bit. Some Queensland. I think they get so nervous, and it's one of, like, okay, guys, I did the prompt. I did the prompt. I did the reveal at the top of the Runway. Sam is playing into the campiness of it all and giving a. Setting up the scene, which I appreciate.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go into on your nerve, on your nerves. Butt is bothering me because there's no underwear girl. I actually like this bodice. This corset is really cute. This skirt is not cute, but like the, the Barbie doll booty is sending me to the moon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. She should have put on her panty. And I don't. What is that supposed to be on her hole? I don't. I, I, I don't understand what that is supposed to. What is that supposed to be?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I, I don't know. This is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If it was anything, if she's a peach, it should have been like the green leaf of the peach emoji that. Or like the pit of a peach. Something to give us. It looks like a butterfly. Like, I don't know what that's supposed to be.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I don't like the way she did the prompt. Let's go on to Crystal Envy. I this bodysuit is so poorly airbrush. It is upsetting me terrible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I. Why is she. And why is she muscular? Like, I don't understand why. I don't understand why the little girl from the copper till, like, she was like, no one got what I no, bitch, we got it. I don't understand why the little girl is a muscular, beefy jock now.

[Monet X Change]

I've always said, we got it. We just don't want it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And something about this dog. Cause the dog has no. It's all black. I don't know if this dog is 2D. I don't know. The dog has no dimension, no depth. It just looked like a black shadow just following. She should have, like, put eyeballs on it. Like, give us some dimension.

[Monet X Change]

I like the idea. The execution is not great. The wig is really good, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The wig is great. Her face is great.

[Monet X Change]

I used to like Corey King, but, like, it's too monation. It's too. It's too monation. I would say you could be House of Rivalry, but you can be monation now because it's too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're such a hater.

[Monet X Change]

I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're such a hater. Corey King. Don't listen to this fucking bitch. Yeah. So Corey King did this. I wore this on work the world 2018. It was my magic to do number. And she does a thing a bit that I did in the show where I look in my hat, I'm doing a magic trick, and I just flip the audience off. But without context of what the number is, that doesn't really land. And I wish that's not the bottom I had with it. It revealed to a. What's that guy in New York that made stuff A jiggly Caliente that did that nude body suit? I don't know the gown. Angel. Angel.

[Monet X Change]

Angel Ayala.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Angel Ayala. He made me this, like, pink. I was trying to find a picture to put it in here for the episode. Like a pink thing with nude illusion. That's what I wore it in. Reveal to this underneath. And, you know, she just was such a fat, sickening, juicy ass. Like, Corey King could have really given us a really dope cake look. And we didn't get that from her.

[Monet X Change]

How did she get this outfit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's one. Remember when I started selling stuff and then you called me, like, two days into the auction, you're like, monet, what are you doing? And then. So I stopped. But this is one of the things I had already stole.

[Monet X Change]

So, yeah, I mean, I guess she is giving homage. One of the juiciest booties in the history of Drag Race. So I do love that. Let's go onto Lexi. Love. I like this look. I don't like the booty part so much, to be honest, but I love this holographic thing on the tv. It's so fierce to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think so, too. And I think this is a really fucking dope, sickening look. But yeah, it just. It just. The cake part of it is such a throwaway for me. I feel like Lexi just wanted to. A really cool and expensive outfit. She's like, I'll just. I'll just. I'll just cut the butt out and like. No, like, like, give. Give me. Give me the category. Don't just wear a cute outfit for. In a cute outfit. What is the category? But this is. She said she spent a lot of money on these looks, and second week. It is definitely there. She spent a lot of points. It shows.

[Monet X Change]

It shows. Harmona Lisa. So Michelle Visage has put out a moratorium on Maria. I'm glad I got my. I. I'm glad I got my Maria tonight look in just under the. Under the deadline. Oh, I. Woo. I barely made the deadline. So y' all heard it. Michelle Visage, the auntie of Drag Race, said that y' all are not allowed to do this look anymore. She's had it. This is her new green. She's had it with this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what. What? Just despite her RuPaul next season, the nine of. Of. Of a million Marie Antoinettes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. But that being said, I. I like this look. I like how she did the cakes. I think this is a really great look. She looks sickening to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You like these cakes? She just put two fucking patches of cream on her ass with a cherry on top. That's not.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think it's creative.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't like it. I think this is a good Marie Antoinette. Like, I think this is constructed very well. It looks very good, but not for cake. I'm like, really? No, I think it was.

[Monet X Change]

Pearl just did, like, a Marie Antoinette inspired look made out of curtains on her Instagram.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who?

[Monet X Change]

Pearl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pearl, like the dragon from season seven?

[Monet X Change]

No, like Mr. Krabsdaughter from Spongebob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, why would Mr. Krabs daughter do that?

[Monet X Change]

She's in the drag race now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, wait, Pearl, let me see. Like. Like, just impromptu. Just put this on.

[Monet X Change]

Well, she's. She's learning how to. She's teaching herself how to sew again or getting back into sewing. And she's upcycling. She's upcycling curtains and stuff that she thrifts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, wow, that does look really cool.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she ate that. Um, let's go on to Lana Jarret. Lana Jeray is showing the actual. Was something Elijah Ray said that really sent me to the moon when she goes, no padding here, bitch. We know. Like, girl, when you are this skinny, like, no one is going to accuse you of being. Like, you're no shade. You're not giving curves, so why would you be like, no padding here. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, obviously she gets a curve from the back. Her booty does come out, which gives a nice little.

[Monet X Change]

No, she has a little. But it's not like a booty booty. Like, it's not. She has a little booty. A cute little booty. I mean, I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We know, Bob. We know.

[Monet X Change]

But like, no padding here is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

George's brought up a point when girls do this kind of illusion. Where do you put your junk?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you. You just tuck it. You tuck it and you put the tape in the crack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is no tape in the crack, though. They didn't do it. Well, when girls tape with a crack, you have to tape past the crack so you can, like, secure it.

[Monet X Change]

Unless you have really strong tape. I mean, I've. I've seen. I've seen girls do this look butt naked where they have like a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A little.

[Monet X Change]

Like a little jewel on there or some glitter or some applique on their crotch. I've seen it. So. I've seen it done. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I'm a. You know, me. Even for my rotation video, when I. Naomi came over and gave me a taping tutorial, I just think I get so sweaty down there because, I mean,

[Monet X Change]

maybe that thing is just in the front. Like, maybe it's just pushed straight down because her legs are together, so her. Her junk could just be on the other side.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what if. What if you're. What if you got a boner?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, as long as you're not Lydia Arrietty or fucking Corey, you'll be fine. I love this look, though. I think she looks good and her butt looks really great and she's stunning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But this was shit. This looks so good. I love the Green on her. The green on black was such a good choice. Her makeup is beautiful. Only thing with her, bitch, as soon as she walked out, she revealed her ass. I was like, you have a whole bigger. Even bigger Runway now. Just make it to the end, because then it judges you to. You would have created so much drama. Michelle would have probably made a comment, be like, I don't see no ass, though. And turn around and be like, oop. I think that would have been so much. So much better.

[Monet X Change]

But, you know, I mean, Detox did do a look like this on her season. I mean, Detox. Detox has a much bigger ass, so it was more impactful. You know what I mean? And also, Detox, I believe, was wearing black straps on her white butt. So I think that if Lana was wearing, like, yellow straps or white straps or light pink or orange, it would have been more contrasting with her dark skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Let's move on to Acacia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Akasha forgot. Hideous.

[Monet X Change]

Yo, this dress is mama. This is garbage. I hate this dress. It is so ugly. I do like that she showed her real butt, and I like that her butt is hairy. I think that's really cute. But, like, the. And also, she can't walk in it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. She has nice legs, too, and she has a nice butt. Well, from this picture, I hate when

[Monet X Change]

someone has to, like, adjust their dress. Like, girl, this needs to be done to the fitting. You can't even walk in your dress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't understand why she. What? I don't understand what she's even going after with this fucking look. I don't understand what this is even supposed to represent. What? I'm so at a loss for this fucking shit.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we can move on. I don't like it. Let's go on to Arrietty, who has another Barbie doll Booty. Girl, I love this look from the front. I love this hair. Why the Barbie doll Booty?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because they don't want to show their actual ass, but put on a thong,

[Monet X Change]

put on some underwear. Like, do you do like Corey King did or do, like. What's her name? Sam Star did this, like, Barbie doll Booty with no crack, no underwear. It's. It's really upsetting to look at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she's trying to give, like. It's like, her ass. Yeah. And that's why she.

[Monet X Change]

You don't have an ass crack. It kills the illusion for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's so. She's. She's throwing her a hole. Um, it doesn't really bother me that much. Um, I think this was A really cool look. This look. This hair was really dope. This dress is pretty. I love the shoulders. I think this is really great. I don't understand the. Necessarily the little chin strap or the chin guard, but her makeup is stunning, and I think it's a really cool look.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she's a little alt, so she's always gonna do something a little funky, you know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to Jewel Sparkle. Uh, this look is fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So deconstructed Puerto Rican flag situation. Kind of like 80s.

[Monet X Change]

She's Puerto Rican?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I believe so.

[Monet X Change]

And she. It's Puerto Rican and Cuban.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what a Cuban flag looks like.

[Monet X Change]

I believe it's red and white. I think, also, it's really funny that Americans claim stars and stripes. Do you know there's, like, 30 countries that are red, white, and blue with stars and stripes? 100%.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But in true American fashion, we're like, oh, no. But it's. We own it, though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. The Cuban flag, is that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, work. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that, actually. So maybe it's Cuban. But I thought she said she's Puerto Rican. That's why I.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's Puerto Rican and Cuban. The dress is a combination of her being Puerto Rican and Cuban.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But I think this is good. I think. Yeah, I think it's. You know, it's like she had a bodysuit. She's like, I'm gonna cut their ass out. It wasn't like. I don't think this look was made around cake, but I think it's a. I love the construction of it. It looks like very well made. This looks like something Domino Couture would've made.

[Monet X Change]

Joella, I actually like kind of where hers is going. This wig is a. Is a criminal offense. That being said, I like her makeup. I like the front of the outfit. The back just seems underdone, you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Joella is such an interesting person, but her confidence really sells me. This wig is a read. This wig is criminal. This wig should put her in jail. She should be arrested on all.

[Monet X Change]

I'm calling the cops.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the fact that you got this done or the fact that this showed up and you were like, ugh, perfect for Drag Race is crazy to me. It's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

It is what it is, my boy. Let's go on to Lucky Stars. I like Lucky Stars. Lemon butt more than this sponge. But enough with the Monet Nas, y'. All. No more sponges. No more. I'M just kidding. I like this look, but I like the lemon butt more than I like the sponge butt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I like. I like the look, too. It. It. It gets a little messy in the front. I guess she's supposed to look like a. A sponge and is cleaning up this. The kitchen sink, you know, with plates and blah, blah, blah, blah. But it is like the. The. It just looks a little too messy in the middle. Like, she. She doesn't lack. She lacks a waist and it looks really crazy. But I don't hate this look.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I feel the same way. Let's go on to Lydia Butthole Collins. So I think Lydia's showing her real butt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is she.

[Monet X Change]

I think that's her robot. I think that's skin or. Or they are the most flawless tights I have ever seen in my life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And. And these supposed to be needles in her ass.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she a rose? She's just like a. Oh. Oh, yeah. Is she a rose with thorns?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. I don't know what this is supposed to be. I don't necessarily love this. You know, there's this fabric. It looks like a silk, something like that. Silk is hard to make, look expensive when you start doing a whole bunch of shit to it because it's rippling weird and it doesn't lay correctly. So I don't love this. I think her makeup is cool and, you know, it is what it is, but I don't particularly love this look, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I'm not crazy about it either. Let's go on to Susie Toot Horrible. I don't get it, and I don't like it, and I don't want it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She like. I think it's some type of fairy tale. Something. The princess who turned out.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, she's a donkey. Ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ass. Yeah, she's an ass. She's a princess turned into a donkey or something like that. But I still don't. This is.

[Monet X Change]

So is it Midsummer Night? Is she bottom from Midsummer Night's Dream?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never even seen that, so I don't know who that is.

[Monet X Change]

So in Midsummer Night's Dream, bottom turns into a donkey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, maybe that's what it is. I mean, she is a bottom. I don't know if she's doing bottom, though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but her makeup looks. Actually looks really good here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Really good for Susie. Okay. So let's go into the talent show. You know, Sam star came out. And honestly, if. If it is a battle of the country stars. Sam ate Acacia alive, in my opinion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know about Ate alive. I think Sam did do a good job. But, you know, I, I, I, I do love. I loved how Acacia was playing. Acacia's playing was really good. And I loved that she was singing too. And Sam even she did that. No shade that crunchy ass death drop at the end off the hay.

[Monet X Change]

And everybody was like, the dip was bad. The dip was bad. Yeah, the dip was crunch down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And again, you know, you know, sometimes when RuPaul and them, when they react like that, I'm like, y' all are enabling this type of fucking crunchy ass dipness. Now the next bitch next to me, she's like, oh, she can like, land like that. And like, her foot was already on the floor. Oh, so. And then I could do it. And then it just starts to degrade and degrade and degrade.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, yeah, they all saw Aja when Milk said, is she gonna jump from there? Now they're all like, and I can jump from there too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. No. So I thought her performance was just okay. If I'm putting Sam Star next to Acacia. Forgot. You know, I will say stam is better, but to eat her ass up. No, not for me.

[Monet X Change]

I just liked her song better and her performance better. Let's go on to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And her outfit and her drag and who she is and her characteristics as a human being.

[Monet X Change]

Jesus Christ. Let's go on your nerve. I love this look, the song. The, the, the, the. The chorus is better than the verse. Yeah, but I do love that, like, I, I could see Nicki Minaj doing this on a, like, like on a mixtape like, like when, when Nicki Minaj did I'm a Boss Ass Bitch bitch. So these, so these girls did a song called Boss Ass Bitch. And, and then Nicki Minaj took that hook and then, and then just made it a better song, quite frankly. And I could see a rapper like Dochi or someone like that taking this, this hook and making it like a really fun song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love the way she says in, in, in, like, give it, make it a fucking trip thong, girl. Ian E E N Diphthong.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, it's not a diphthong. It's a trip thong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's a diphthong.

[Monet X Change]

It's a diphthong, not a trip song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, so. Nigga, you don't even know what the fuck you talking about.

[Monet X Change]

I don't. But yeah, I like the performance. It wasn't crazy good, but I just can't believe how good she looks compared to what I saw when she walked in the room. I did not Expect her to be able to look this good, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And I do love this outfit. I think her outfit looks really cool, actually. And I mean the nude illusion in the middle was for a lighter skinned person, but that's splitting hairs, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that's supposed to be a nude illusion for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think so. Right.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe she. Maybe she bought it from a white queen, probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Ms. Sam Star and this hideous cover up. She had that cover up. I said, you should. You lucky that you performed the shit out of this fucking song. Because that cover up was. She goes to the same place. Fucking Joella wigs should go to prison.

[Monet X Change]

It was pretty bad and I like the idea of it, but the execution was pretty bad. And this wig. How is no one talking about this wig? How is there not. How is there not mass conversations about this offensive wig?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's them wig from Perth Amboy, honey.

[Monet X Change]

And her. I mean, her cartwheels and stuff were a little bit crunchy, but her energy was really great. And was this low key country music too?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Country. I don't know about all that. Country girl.

[Monet X Change]

Low key. Pop. Country, pop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Country, country, pop.

[Monet X Change]

But her performance was good, I'll say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I thought her performance looked good too, baby.

[Monet X Change]

One of my favorite lines, Corey King said harmonious talent must be stopping time because that was the longest minute of my life. She gathered her with that. That is so funny. Corey King is such good tv. Corey King for House of Villains. Cory King and Plane Jane together in House of Villains would be so fucking good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would be good. Do they ever put two people on from the same, like multiverse House of Villains?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah,

[Jacob]

they put Tiffany on with Safari and they were on a show together.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they talked about. I forget what show, but they were on dead. No, it was with Alaska. It was called Almost Famous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Scared Famous.

[Monet X Change]

Scared famous, I believe. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

But Harmona Lisa's talent was pretty insufferable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Now I want there to be like, cast a season of like just a one episode of All Comedy Queens. And like all comedy Queens, like stand up comedian. Sorry. Do a minute of stand up and like get it done.

[Monet X Change]

Stand up comedy is hard to do in a minute. It's hard to do in a minute. I would never do stand up comedy on Drag Race unless it was a stand up comedy challenge. And the standup challenge is the girls usually get like five to ten minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah. It's tough.

[Monet X Change]

Everyone is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everybody think. Everybody think they're the one. Everyone. Every girl coming in, they Feel like, oh, but I'm. I'm. I know it can't be done, but I. I.

[Monet X Change]

So Monet's drag daughter comes out, and Corey King, these Boston girls love coffee. They Boston girlies do not joke about their Dunkin Donuts. They do not joke around about their. They love Dunkin Donuts. It's kind of crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, they love Dunkin Donuts. That being said, I thought that. I like the song. I think her outfit was pretty boring, but I thought the song was really good. And when she did that, when she fucking ended the song, and I know it was an accident, but that fucking ice looked like it fell out her pussy. I live for it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think she did pretty good. It wasn't sickening. It wasn't like, it didn't blow me away, but I did enjoy it, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I like it. I liked it, too. What do you think about her outfit?

[Monet X Change]

Say again?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What'd you think of her outfit?

[Monet X Change]

It was literally a leotard made out of one piece of fabric. Like, It was like giving Bob the Drag Queen at Barracuda in 2009, you know? Yeah, I think we're past this point. I think that on Drag Race, you But you're not being judged by your outfit. But, like. But I will say this. Her stockings, her titty bib, and her face and her arms, all the same color. Sickening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Always sickening. Let's talk about Ms. Lana Jarrett doing her talent now. They were. I thought this was a good talent. I enjoyed the song. I thought Lana performed very well. I said, Lana was so hot. It was so good.

[Monet X Change]

Lana kind of low key. Looks like Dochi. When they kept cutting back and forth, I was like, if they did their makeup the same way, they could eat. They could do it like a tall girl, little girl video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought, I love that. She didn't cut the catsuit off at the ankle. She had enough stirrup. So if it's not full, I like that. And I thought that fucking kick into the dip at the end was wild.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she looks good. And the talent was. Yeah. I didn't hate it as much as everyone else hated it. I thought they were being kind of weird with it, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I thought it was good. I enjoyed her.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, we don't have. What's her name? Okay, well, the last one is going to be Lexi Love. And Lexi Love ate down. This girl went crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Grandma Went crazy Grandma Crazy. It was so good. She was so good.

[Monet X Change]

Do you want to see who just walked into my fucking studio?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who? What the fuck are you doing?

[Jacob]

It's none of your business. I'm opening a pizza restaurant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All I have is wigs.

[Jacob]

Sorry. I heard you guys having so much fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to say hi.

[Monet X Change]

Bye. I love you, girl. Um, no, girl, you're fine. Um, but, yeah, I. I thought Lexi Love just went crazy. It was so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was very good. Very good.

[Monet X Change]

I think Lex is my new winner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rex, Did I say Lexi last time? I think I did. I can't remember.

[Monet X Change]

Can I say, too? I think it's interesting, like, Drag Race is in a place now where I. It's something I noticed. Like, no one's storyline is about them being trans anymore. Like. Like, the trans girls are just on the show, and it's. I don't know. I don't know if they're not bringing it up. I don't know if it's that they're not. I mean, like, Harmonal Lisa mentioned that she has trans colors in her. In her outfit, but, like, do you. I remember just, like, the, like, the way that they highlighted Gottmik and Carrie, Kobe. So much of it was about them being trans, and now it's. Honestly, it feels much more like it does at the club, like, with. With the butch queens and. And the. And the. And the. And the fem queens and the trans girls, they're just, like, there, and no one's just, like. You know, it's an interesting observation to have this many trans girls on the show. I think it's like, two or three. Maybe Lexi and Hormona. Yeah. That we know of, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And it's just like. It's just. I think that's really interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. As it should be. Good. Well, not as it should be, but I like that they can. You know, I'm sure if they want to talk about it, or maybe they're just like, no, I'm just existing. I'm living my life. And if it comes up in conversation, it does, but it's not like, it's not a whole character.

[Monet X Change]

It's not their storyline.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Storyline. There we go.

[Monet X Change]

So we. So that's in the talent show. We get the results in. The girls do their little voting. Obviously, some. Some girls are voting strategically, and Lexi Love and Envy are the top two queens. Do you agree with those two?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lexi Love. And Let me look at these again. Lexi Love. And. Yeah, I would say. I would have. I would have said Lexi Love. I think before, after seeing Sam stars again, Sam Starr ranked higher for me, but actually, now I think I would put Lexi Love and Lana Jarret.

[Monet X Change]

I would have is Lexi Love and Sam Starr personally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. I just like her song.

[Monet X Change]

It gave me. It gave me early 2000s Carrie Underwood vibes, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could hear that. I could also. I was also dying at Joella when she was in her talking heads, talking about the performances, going in about things she said. She said Sam Starr's talent and Runway were boring as fuck. I was like, oh, my God, Joella.

[Monet X Change]

Joella is really interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Upset.

[Monet X Change]

She's nothing if not interesting. I will say that about Ms. Joella. Is her real name Joe?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

They've been like, she brought the Ella.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, when they were talking about Rarita Queen, Jules was saying that Anya Nierv's look was just a stone Amazon corset. No shade. I'm like, I don't care whose look.

[Jacob]

Uh, their name is Joey.

[Monet X Change]

Joey got it. Whose look was the stone Amazon corset?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jules was saying that about the bodice of. On ya nerves.

[Monet X Change]

That on your nerves outfit is clearly custom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think the corset that sit on top of the gown was maybe a. Oh, oh, oh.

[Monet X Change]

I'm looking at the talent. Her. Let me see. Let me go back and look at it again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which. But although, also, even if it was like, who cares if it's like something, being from Amazon does not discount it from being on Drag Race. Like, you don't have to spend 3, $500 on a custom corset. Like, who cares?

[Monet X Change]

Mind you, I won an episode in an Amazon cat suit, darling. It was a different time. I don't think it is, because the back of it has this, like, lace part that goes. I don't think this is an Amazon corset.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't think this is?

[Monet X Change]

It might be. It might be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For all I know, girl, Amazon makes all the things.

[Monet X Change]

But they stoned it, so she stoned it. And I. I think the corset looks nice. The corset's the only part of the outfit I like, to be honest. So Lexi Love lip syncs against Crystal Envy, and in my opinion, Lexi ate down 100%. She should have kept. She should have kept the skates on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God. I think maybe there were too many variables there. She was afraid she would hurt herself. Like, having to, like, do your thing, but also compete with whatever Crystal's gonna do. And you're. I. Robbie Turner did it.

[Monet X Change]

And by the way, mind you, when we did it, the.

[Jacob]

The.

[Monet X Change]

The stage was in the shape of a T. There was no negative. The negative space Was just like. You would just literally fall to the ground. Like, it was literally just the shape of a T back when we did. Back when we were roller skating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right.

[Monet X Change]

And obviously she's very proficient in roller skates. I will say the no gang was off the hook today. When Krista, during her slow motion duck walk, I was like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it was a little tough to watch. At Point Leomi.

[Monet X Change]

Is summer right now having a conniption fit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a little tough to watch. It was a little hard to watch with some of the no Gang. It was a little tough to watch. And I'm not a proponent of you can only do voguing, only do ballroom if you're from that culture. I think everyone can. But something about seeing, like, queen after queen kind of doing it and it just being the battle of the white girl, it just felt. It was a little tough to watch.

[Monet X Change]

And specifically with Crystal Envy, specifically, I was like, girl, you don't have to. You don't have to. No, it wasn't. It wasn't that good, Monet. It was. It was like. It was like, Actually, this is too good. It was. It was this. So Harmona is the bottom queen of the week and deserved. Deserved, in my opinion. And.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, what are you gonna say?

[Monet X Change]

I said, harmona is the bottom queen of this week and it's deserved.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then she lip syncs against Acacia.

[Monet X Change]

The bottom queen from last week was Acacia forgot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And honestly, at first I was like, harmona's kind of eating. I'm so glad Harmona and Acacia did not have to do Alter Ego.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, oh, imagine that.

[Monet X Change]

That would have been impossible to watch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dochi would have up the fucking license.

[Monet X Change]

You know what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Double, double my shit, girl.

[Monet X Change]

And at first I was like, harmonious eating. And then Acacia had that little trick where she had a makeup brush in her butthole. Honestly, it was funny, and I thought it was camp, and I think it was funny in camp to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You thought it was funny she pulled up a makeup brush out of her asshole.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess Bob loves the dumb. The what you call it the stupid bitch syndrome. The dumb bitch syndrome.

[Monet X Change]

I thought it was funny. She ate. She should have used it more, though. She should have went over. She should have went over and did Joelle's pickup. Joelle, she go back to Susie, too, and be like, if we could just clean this up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, I want to see someone interact with. Okay, that's something we haven't seen ever on Drag Race. Someone interact with the safe queens. I don't know what the Song is what the moment is. But in order to really.

[Monet X Change]

Who. Who was the queen who was like. She was pointing at everyone, being like, you're. It was something. The song was like, you're going home. Or you. It was. She was like, pointing at all the safe queens being like, I'm better than. I can't remember the. I can't remember who it was or what the song was. At some point, she went to the top of the Runway, and she was pointing at all the safe queens. And the lyric was like, better than you or you're going home. Or there was some kind of, like, a you're lame and I'm good lyric, and she was pointing at all the safe queens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or if I was in. If I knew I was lip syncing for sure or almost, I would, like, link up with two. Two of my sisters in the back there. Like, if it was. If I was in the bottom, I would like, tell you, Naomi and Kim, y' all were safe. I'm like, listen, at this point in the song, I'm gonna come backstage, I'm gonna come to the back, I'm gonna pull y' all on stage, and raka ka kaka. I would have thought of something to do.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I would have liked for. At the beginning, when she goes and I just put my drink down, I would have been like, corey King, can I borrow your coffee?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And I just put my drink down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, yeah, interacting with the safe queens, I think would be something we haven't seen and a way to RuPaul to be like, all right, bitch, you're safe.

[Jacob]

For sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For sure.

[Monet X Change]

Who do you think you want to lip sync? Acacia or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Acacia did. I think Acacia did. Harmona was. She was. It was too. It was too lugubrious and too like. Like, it was too.

[Monet X Change]

The whole thing was underwhelming, if we're really being honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So then Hormonalisa gets the opportunity to dunk Michelle. Michelle looks so good over there. She's a good sport. Michelle's a good. Michelle is nothing if not a good sport.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Happens to. Getting that every episode.

[Monet X Change]

Like, she's nothing if not a good sport. Hormonal Lisa pulls lucky number seven. It is the one. She has a one in five chance. There are two levers that will say one in nine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, one in one in five.

[Monet X Change]

Two of the levers. Two of the. You weren't listening. Two of the levers will save you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I was at a 1 in 5 chance.

[Monet X Change]

There's 2 and there's 10 so it's 2 out of 10, which is 1 in 5.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, calm down.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So do you want to say you're wrong? Can you admit that you're wrong anyway? Can you say out loud I was wrong and I don't know math?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. So here's the thing. I think it's probably leathers one and seven for season 17.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that makes sense. That makes sense. They said we need a virgin. Michelle is a version of what a hoe. She's a version of something. All right, so Ramona did dunk her. She is safe. And Harmona lives to. To do to continue her standup comedy career.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shady, who do you think is winning? Rufous Jaggers? Bob.

[Monet X Change]

I'm switching over to Lexi Love. Lexi Love is now my winner. RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17 Lana Jarret found dead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lana Jarret just dropped off at the fire station.

[Monet X Change]

Lexi has shown me that she has the looks. Lexi has shown me that she has the talent. Lexi has shown me that she's lovable and friendly. Lexi has shown us that she has the experience. Lexi. Right now, for me, Lexi is the full package.

[Jacob]

And Lana Jerae and Corey King are neither of those.

[Monet X Change]

Neither.

[Jacob]

Cory King was your selection before Lana.

[Monet X Change]

I know I'm bouncing around.

[Jacob]

Would you like to apologize to Cory King?

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't think Corey King has what it takes as a Monet stand. Maybe she can come back and win All Stars since she loves Monet so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow, you're such a fucking hater. You fucking hate.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe that's what Corey King can do. Get your little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we will go.

[Monet X Change]

We, we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We gonna drag, drag this fucking cat toy hat ass wearing bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe, maybe she can get her little iced coffee and she'll come back when she. When she grows a little bit and she can win All Stars. And maybe she can tie up with Trinity's daughter, Jewel Sparkle. Yeah, maybe that's. Maybe that's what'll happen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, well, y', all, this was us recapping Episode 2 of Ripple Drag Race. Head on over to our Patreon to see us talk about untucked. This was a good untucked too.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. And also as a reminder, y', all, if you want to join me on the Patreon, you can hear my thoughts on The Traitors Season 3. I'll be reviewing every episode. One through three is all one episode because they really, they, they. They trauma dumped on us all three episodes at once. But I'll be there every single week talking about The Traitors Season 3. On the Patreon. Go to sibling rivalry type. Type in sibling rivalry Patreon and you'll find us there. You ready to head over to Patreon, mon?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, let me just get my car and my coffee.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Now you're a Cory King. Stan, I can't do a podcast with Cory King. Since you love her so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Goodbye.

[Monet X Change]

Bye.