Sibling Watchery: Rupaul's Drag Race S17 EP2 "Drag Queens Got Talent Part 2"

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S17 EP2 "Drag Queens Got Talent Part 2"

Released on January 15, 2025

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Introduction

In this episode of Sibling Rivalry, hosts Monet X Change and Bob the Drag Queen dive deep into the second episode of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17, titled "Drag Queens Got Talent Part 2". The dynamic duo, known for their infectious chemistry and humorous banter, dissect every aspect of the episode—from runway looks to talent performances—providing insightful and entertaining commentary for both seasoned fans and newcomers alike.

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Initial Reactions and Overview

Shortly after the episode airs, Bob questions Monet about a potential incident from their last podcast recording, highlighting the show's lighthearted and candid nature.

• Bob the Drag Queen [00:35]: "Monae. You were almost murdered on the last podcast."

Monet dismisses the claim, emphasizing the seamless nature of their recordings and maintaining the playful tone of their discussions.

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Runway Looks and Fashion Analysis

Monet and Bob meticulously analyze each queen's runway presentation, focusing on creativity, execution, and adherence to the episode's theme.

1. Sam Stars' Authentic Country Music Look

   • Monet [02:38]: Critiques Sam's incorporation of cat toys into her clothing, finding it both bewildering and amusing.
   • Bob [22:32]: Applauds Sam's effort, noting the professionalism of her performance despite her unconventional outfit.

2. Anya Nerv's Stone Amazon Corset

   • Bob [47:19]: Highlights the custom nature of Anya's corset, appreciating its intricate design.
   • Monet [48:01]: Questions the authenticity of the corset's origin, pondering if it originated from Amazon.

3. Lydia Jarret's Minimalist Approach

   • Monet [28:59]: Discusses Lydia's choice to forego padding, questioning its practicality.
   • Bob [29:50]: Offers practical solutions for achieving the illusion without compromising comfort.

4. Corey King's Magic Trick Gown

   • Monet [48:18]: Reflects on the challenges of executing a magic-themed gown, expressing disappointment in its execution.
   • Bob [25:00]: Shares his own experiences with similar outfits, adding a layer of personal insight.

Notable Quote:

• Monet [10:02]: "They are a couple days when his daughter moves back in... The wheels come off."

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Talent Performances Breakdown

The hosts evaluate the talent segment, emphasizing originality, execution, and entertainment value.

1. Acacia Forgot’s Country Music Performance

   • Bob [36:31]: Praises Acacia’s genuine performance while critiquing her stage presence.
   • Monet [37:06]: Appreciates Acacia’s singing ability but remains critical of certain elements of her act.

2. Lucky Stars’ Lemon Booty Outfit

   • Monet [34:37]: Commends the creative aspects of Lucky’s look but points out structural flaws.
   • Bob [34:42]: Prefers the lemon booty design over previous sponge-themed outfits, highlighting its uniqueness.

3. Lexi Love’s Standout Performance

   • Bob [44:41]: Declares Lexi as his favorite, citing her comprehensive talent and charisma.
   • Monet [44:42]: Agrees, recognizing Lexi’s multifaceted abilities and likability.

Notable Quote:

• Bob [06:21]: "The actual talent is starting to piss me off."

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Lip Syncs and Eliminations

Monet and Bob delve into the emotional and competitive aspects of the lip sync battles, discussing strategies and outcomes.

1. Lexi Love vs. Crystal Envy

   • Bob [48:36]: Advocates for Lexi’s victory, citing her superior performance and stage presence.
   • Monet [48:57]: Expresses confidence in Lexi’s win, aligning with Bob’s assessment.

2. Harmona Lisa vs. Acacia Forgot

   • Bob [50:31]: Labels Harmona as the bottom queen, deeming her performance insufficient.
   • Monet [53:22]: Concurs, reinforcing their joint evaluation of Harmona’s standing.

Notable Quote:

• Bob [43:48]: "I think Lexi, my new winner, Rex."

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Final Verdict and Winners

After thorough analysis, Monet and Bob present their conclusions on the episode's most and least impressive queens.

• Winner: Lexi Love

  • Bob [54:43]: "Lexi Love is the full package."
  • Monet [55:22]: Agrees with Lexi’s comprehensive strengths in looks, talent, and personality.

• Bottom Queens:

  • Harmona Lisa
    • Bob [50:31]: Deems her elimination as justified.
  • Acacia Forgot
    • Monet [50:36]: Aligns with Bob’s assessment, acknowledging Acacia’s struggle in the competition.

Notable Quote:

• Monet [54:38]: "Lexi has shown that she has the looks. Lexi has shown that she has the talent. Lexi has shown that she's lovable and friendly."

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Additional Insights and Observations

Beyond the main episode analysis, Monet and Bob touch upon broader themes within RuPaul's Drag Race, including representation, the evolution of drag culture, and the personal journeys of the queens.

• Representation of Trans Queens:

  • Bob [44:48]: Observes a shift in how trans queens are portrayed, noting a decrease in character-driven storylines.
  • Monet [46:01]: Reflects positively on the normalized presence of trans queens without making it their defining feature.

• Drag Scene Dynamics:

  • Monet [20:28]: Discusses the challenges faced by queens from smaller cities in fostering a supportive drag community.
  • Bob [21:07]: Provides a counterpoint, emphasizing the robustness of drag scenes in cities like Columbus and Cincinnati.

Notable Quotes:

• Bob [46:17]: "It's not their storyline. There we go."
• Monet [20:24]: "Why does Columbus have... Why does Ohio have so many cities?"

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Conclusion

Monet X Change and Bob the Drag Queen deliver a comprehensive and entertaining recap of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17, Episode 2. Their insightful critiques, balanced with humor and personal anecdotes, offer listeners a nuanced understanding of the episode's highlights and lowlights. By the episode's end, Lexi Love emerges as the clear frontrunner, while Harmona Lisa and Acacia Forgot face eliminations. The hosts also provide valuable commentary on broader cultural implications within the drag community, making this summary a must-listen for fans seeking an in-depth analysis.

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Notable Quotes Extracted:

• Bob [22:32]: "She looks really good. Her gloves, Episode two. Because I was like, she's gonna be busted. She looks so."
• Monet [34:37]: "But the tone of all of it together wasn't. Now I feel stupid together I would."
• Bob [44:46]: "I'm switching over to Lexi Love, Lexi. Love is now my winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17, Lana Jarret found dead."
• Monet [54:38]: "Lexi has shown us that she has the experience. Lexi."

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Transcript

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dad, I'm broke and I need a.

[Monet X Change]

Place to stay until I figure out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the rest of my life looks like. So a couple of days when his.

[Monet X Change]

Daughter moves back in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The last time you walked out that door, you looked back at me and gave me a double bird.

[Monet X Change]

I was 18.

[Jacob]

The double bird was how I ended all our conversations.

[Monet X Change]

The wheels come off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we try to talk to each.

[Jacob]

Other like rational adults?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you watched the news lately? That's not a thing anymore.

[Monet X Change]

New Wednesdays, 8.7Central on ABC and stream on Hulu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monae. You were almost murdered on the last podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what are y'all. Y'all. We literally just logged on and. And Jacob and Bob. What? What, man? What? Can you send me a screenshot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I didn't notice it until the. The comment, the one about bookings. There's a man behind you moving around and doing stuff. Everyone's like, is there a crime happening in the background?

[Monet X Change]

Was there? Did I don't have trade in there, did I? I would never record the podcast with trade in the video.

[Jacob]

I'm going to say, I'll send you the link right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, go to the video. And it is. Go to. Around the 1. Go to the 41 minutes, 23 seconds mark. You'll see a man in the mirror. I'm starting with the man in the mirror.

[Monet X Change]

41 seconds and what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

20, 42 minutes and 5 seconds. The fuck? You'll see the man in the mirror.

[Monet X Change]

Yo, did I have trade in my room? There's no way I would need.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me find the better spot. Hold on. Jacob. Maybe Jacob, that one gets on a croissant. Some nigga's like, on a croissant. It's on a roll.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, true. That's some crusty bitches from the Bronx.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now I can't find it.

[Monet X Change]

I don't see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here it is. 26 minutes and one second. Look in the top right corner.

[Monet X Change]

26 minutes and one. Let me go to 26 minutes and 25 minutes and 49 seconds. Anywhere.

[Jacob]

Anywhere between 2026th.

[Monet X Change]

Shout out Ricky corners. Rookie corners be out here doing. I love chatting with him about different volume down. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He said, man.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Girl, when I tell you what the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was he in your room and you didn't notice he was in your room?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know who that is. I swear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mon, you're okay. Oh, oh. We caught a little cheater. Oh, Monet. We caught in 4k. Void 4k. Listen, if you are the man that Monet had locked up prisoner in her hotel room, come forth right now and tell us. We will get to the bottom of this. Honey, first of all, what are these?

[Monet X Change]

You see, y'all, this is prime example. Bobby wearing cat toys as clothing. And be so shocked when Colleen be. It's when Colleen walked up and was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. This is not sibling rivalry. This is sibling watchery. And we are watching RuPaul's Drag Race season 17, episode 2 and listen, the girl.

[Monet X Change]

It's episode 2.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Episode spy.

[Monet X Change]

Ein spy. Look at you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, episode ni.

[Monet X Change]

Episode dos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Episode E's world.

[Monet X Change]

Language I, E, B. I don't know what language that is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

1, 2, 3. Einstein. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You're doing multilingual lingual.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

It's not. It's not a poly lingual, it's a polyglot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. No, I don't know because. Because I speak so many languages that I'm not proficient in one. I'm not perfectionist.

[Monet X Change]

Bullshit. You do speak bullshit very well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You all can see that on the traders by tuning into Peacock and seeing.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, we need to. We have. We need. You and I. Just you and I. I need to talk to you about. I need to talk to you with other people about truth. I have so many thoughts and so many opinions. There's so many things I want to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, because you think. You think you're. Anyway, this is not a. This is not.

[Monet X Change]

No one is telling me. You see, why you going on a defensive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm in traitor mode. I'm a traitor.

[Monet X Change]

I'm a murderer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, all y'all little Real Housewives fans, your fave is dead. Sorry, she's dead. Get over it.

[Monet X Change]

I could see. I could see Michelle doing traitors. I think that would be fun, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Michelle.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, Michelle Visage. And traitors would be great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you murder her?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, if I was a traitor? I will say this. Being a trader here is. Okay, listen. Then we are going to get to drag race, y'all. What? I think the best way to be traders, to do traders, is to start as a faithful. Then a trader gets murdered and you get recruited to be a trader mid season. To me, that is the best game because that. Cause you play a faithful for so long, people really believe. You can make people believe you're faithful. Then you need to get recruited. That's hands down, in my opinion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the easiest route for sure. But you don't get to decide that. You never get to choose that. You're A traitor. You are chosen as a trader, either by the other traders or by Alan Cumming. And everyone's like, if I was. If I was. If I was. Well, you're not. You're not. And I was. I am. Okay. Anyway, so the queens come in and. Oh, sorry. I have my. Sorry. I have my notes from. For the trader. Sorry, by the way. Also, if you all want to see, I go live on the Patreon and I discuss the traders once a week. So if you want to catch first impressions where I go live and talk about the traders, you can join our Patreon. And I read your comments and it's really, really fun. So during the fall, so the queens come back in and Jules said that Susie toot kicked her ass. I don't think. I still think Jules won that lip sync.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Jules literally. Jules said it herself. Well, actually, no. Jules is kind of like, I can't believe Susie won. She said it in her confessional. But in the, in the, in the thing, she said that. That Susie's kicked her ass. I don't think, I don't think Jules actually. Susie kicked her ass, but she lost. She's like, I, I, I lost.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Acacia is in her fee lings, understandably.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, listen, she don't want to brag about talking about she. She doing real affirms. Which hormonal Lisa, weirdly enough, echoes the same sentiment. But like, I, I don't think that I should be greater like the others because I did an actual talent. Well, I get the actual feeling. Got you about him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The actual talent is. Is starting to piss me off.

[Monet X Change]

I. Oh, my God, I literally wrote that. I realized I'm really getting annoyed by the actual talent thing. That's. Oh, my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So on the new day, Lydia and Corey. Okay, are they fucking? Girl?

[Monet X Change]

100% they are. They do. They do at least sucking. There's some sucking going on. Minimally. There's a little sucking going on, honestly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'd watch it. Big shout out to the queen of the alt twinks. Thank you, dawn, for coming to my defense on Twitter when these Real Housewives fans were trying to gather me. Shout out to Don Monet. Monet, Monet. Let me just fight for my life. Monetize. Ain't nothing. I'm fighting for my life on Twitter. Monet is just over there promoting her little tour. Your big sister is fighting for her life in these Real Housewives. You ain't come to my defense. You didn't retweet or nothing. Thank you, Dawn.

[Monet X Change]

Because she's that good? That's good. She's literally up until dawn. She is literally up all night long watching this shit. I don't even know what's going on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're a real one, Don. You're a real one.

[Monet X Change]

I will say. Well, I wrote down, looking at Anya and Irvin, the fallout for the episode. I hope she is looking at this footage and being like, this was insane that I chose to wear this on tv. She looks insane sitting in this outfit with this wig and this outfit. It looks wild, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she turned it around. This episode. She looked good. Her gloves, Episode two. Because I was like, she's gonna be busted. She looks so. We'll get there. We'll get there.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looked really great. Acacia wants someone in the bottom so she can take them down. Acacia wants someone to lip sync again. She's like, I'm not. I want to be nice and do talent, but in rank. But I want someone that I can beat in the lip sync smart.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I. I'm so happy she didn't come on being like, you know, even though I was. I'm gonna choose the. This fucking pissed me off on tv, too. I'm gonna choose the girl who's the fiercest lip syncer, who has the strongest talent so that I can earn my way, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fuck.

[Monet X Change]

Earn your way, girl. Lie, cheat, and steal your way to the crown. Who earn your way? Who cares?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am fully triggered by Lawrence Chaney coming in and doing this traitor's bit. I'm like, bitch, I'm triggered.

[Monet X Change]

I commented she posted a picture on her socials, and I literally thought that I missed something. Episode four came out and she was announced as a fourth. As a new cast member. I was like, is this bitch on Traitors? But I get it now. Cause she's from Scotland. Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. As a asophile, a booty connoisseur, a booty meat lover, I love this Runway category.

[Monet X Change]

Booty from the lumbar booty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fucking up the lumbar booty done come far. Her booty four seasons. My booty is a ones. All booty is illegal. Put that booty in a slap. Got more A than I stayed at Alabama. Monet, this Runway should have been for you. You would eat the. Would you show your real booty?

[Monet X Change]

I would. Now I would. Before I wouldn't. Now I absolutely would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have more booty back then I.

[Monet X Change]

Did, but, you know, I wasn't. But the tone of all of it together wasn't. Now I feel stupid together I would. I Would love to control my ass on TV now. I mean, I show on Instagram for free.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know I, I can't scroll without seeing cheeks clapping on my page.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. I haven't done it in a long time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you block certain content? Like, I don't want to block you the credit, but I don't need the ass meet clapping on my screen when I'm trying to, when I'm trying to scroll through and get little jokes and stuff on Tik Tok.

[Monet X Change]

There was something I wanted to post like the other day because I'm starting on tour, which I can say on here, because I'm starting my tour, I want to be like, it's very, very cheeky. It was a picture of me pretty much naked and I had a little ticket sub over my junk and I was like, what city, what city are you. Are you, are you coming to? What city are you coming to see me on tour? I just want to see something, but more to be like, you know, if I'm coming to your city, send a bitch a message.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As my sister, as a free the nipple booty advocate, I say go as my sister. It is alarming when I see the booty meat on camera. So Harmona Lisa is, has, has, is a stand up. And I did not know she was stand up comedian. Then I watched it and now I still don't know that she's. And now I still don't know that Homalisa is stand up comedian.

[Monet X Change]

You know. Sorry, my notes. You know, seeing, watching her do her set, it felt longer than the ones we've seen. Like I feel like this felt long in a jazz and master set. And other people we've seen do stand up and then there's something about. And then my intruder thoughts. I'm like, bitch, I can get up there and do that. I'm like, I guess because I feel like I'm so far removed from the talent show. I haven't done it in so long. I feel in my mind, I feel like, oh, I could absolutely get up there and do like a tight two minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, let's not get into the talent show too, because we want to. We're not there yet. So. So lucky Star said that she doesn't want to show ass, but I remember last week she had that really creative lemon booty. No, I mean, no one says you have to show your own ass. It just. Is it cake? Just like show some version of ass? I actually, I remember last week she had that lemon boot and I Thought it was really creative, but I mean, again, I don't want to get to it, but I think that she should have done. I like that ass look better than the one she did this week, personally.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I agree. Um, I also think that Arietti and Lucky, they're flirting back and forth and they're chatting about. They're chatting about camping together. And Arrietty says she wants Lucky to paint all over her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, girl, we're not king shaming. We're not king shaming.

[Monet X Change]

I was just about to say, get into whatever you get into. Live your life. I'm like, I feel the majority of queers I know are not looking to get paint on. If it happens, you're like, you know what? It happens. We live, we love whatever. But be like, bitch, come and paint all over the. She better ask for what she wants.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If y'all don't know what painting means, look in the comments. Someone down there will tell you what painting is. Also, these girls are Whore knee again, between Jules and. No, no, it's Acacia. No shit. It's Lucky and Arietty. Arrietty again. I would watch again. I would watch it.

[Monet X Change]

Bob. This is a bunch of horny. These bitches are like 21 years old. These are the height of Hornydom. All they think about is sex and drag. That's all they think about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you're not wrong. I love the line, if you're really into camping, you'll take either bunk. Honestly, that line eight, if you're really into camping, you'll sleep on either bunk.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. You can be really into camping. All you like to do is on the bunk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I just like the. I just like the quote. I mean, it was just a funny quote.

[Monet X Change]

You know, people always. People always think that I'm just a bottom because I have a big booty and I do drag people. Just the assumption is just. Just I'm a bottom. It's like, no, I also talk about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bottoming a lot, and you talk about your love for giant dicks a lot. While. While swearing up and down you're not a size queen, but then being like, I only bottom for fucking. For Red Bull cans. Honey, if you don't have a monster can, I don't want to drink. Huh?

[Monet X Change]

I'm about to say a Red Bull can. Girl, give me a monster can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, you could fit a Red Bull can in your ass.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. A Red Bull can. Isn't that big, girl? Like, not. Not the. Not the 20 ounce one. Yeah, but that's fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It'll work. They're short, but. They're short. But it's taller than a Coke can. I mean, it's. But it's also. It's Skinner than a Coke can. But it's taller than a Coke can.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well, you know, if you want to put a Red Bull can in my ass, go onto the Patreon. Civil rivalry Patreon. You'll see me shove a Red Bull can into my home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not. Okay, that's not true. No false advertisement. Do you. Could you fit a Coke can in your ass?

[Monet X Change]

No. Girl, that is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, but a Red Bull's nothing, so you're not that girl.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, a Red Bull can is like, is. I want to say a Coke can is probably 10 inches around. A rebel can maybe 6.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

10 inches around? Yes, girl, that's A can of Coca Cola is 10 inches around.

[Monet X Change]

Jake, do you have a. Do you have a measuring tape?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think a can of Coke is probably 7 or maybe 8 inches.

[Jacob]

A can. 12 ounce soda can is. This is 2.6 inches.

[Monet X Change]

No, we need the circumference of it. But. Okay, I'm saying. I'm saying. Okay, this price is right. I'm saying nine inches.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Seven and a half.

[Jacob]

Oh, sorry, I'm getting confused with all these terms. There's like diameter, but when it's not diameter with circumference. Is that the word?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Circumference?

[Jacob]

Yeah, circumference.

[Monet X Change]

Diameter would be across.

[Jacob]

Oh, it's giving me millimeters. This is so. Okay, cool. I'm so bad at math.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Look at you. You're fucking New Jersey public school education.

[Jacob]

Jacob, the circumference of a standard 12 ounce Coca Cola can is 8.1 inches.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I win. And I said seven and a half. Well, 10 inches is around is like a fucking Stanley Cup.

[Monet X Change]

No, a Stanley cup. No, a Stanley cup down your bucket. That's like 15 inches.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, you are the person who. You've been lied to about penises so often. Do you think. Anyway, that's not the point. This is not. This is not rivalry. This is watchery. So another thing that gagged me was when Sam Stars was like, honey, I do authentic country music.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. I wrote that, too. I know. She was like. She was like. She was like, I'm not here to impersonate country. I'm like. I mean, again, I am not a country connoisseur. The most country I know is Jesus Take the Wheel by Carrie Underwood and Beyonce Cowboy Carter. So I admittedly am not A big connoisseur.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Dolly Parton.

[Monet X Change]

Respect Dolly Parton.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Respect the Queen.

[Monet X Change]

But. So. But in my opinion, Acacia's music sounded like country music. Did I love it? No, but it sounded like country music.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But in. But in Samsar's defense, I liked her song better. I was like, this is a country. It was giving me. We'll get there. We getting ahead of ourselves. But she gathered. She. She. They. These bitches do not respect Acacia. For God, no shade. They do not respect this girl.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's also. She has such a. Such a meek demeanor. Such a. Such a. She's very meek and, like. I'm like, girl, you gotta be a little assertive. Especially when it's all 14 girls who. Amber.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hello, baby. Bae. Rob.

[Monet X Change]

Rob. You look so handsome. Oh, do I?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, back to the episode. So, okay, so. So she was so Lexi Love, who I. Who I'm obsessed with, by the way.

[Monet X Change]

She's my. She's my friend. Love her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm obsessed with her now. She's nervous about skating because of me. And because of me. Girl. That was. Because of. That was User error. She was like, I saw Bob trying to skate. Girl, that's because I can't. I can't skate in a skating rink. I mean, Robbie Turner was eating that stage alive. I was like, girl, do not let me be the reason you can't skate on Drag Race, y'all. That was me. I can't skate.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but you know who loves to skate? RuPaul. I don't know. In any of your seasons on All Stars 4 and season 10, like, sometimes. No, I think it was All Stars 4. RuPaul would just walk around. We'll be like, we'll be doing a challenge, and he would just be roller skating around, set, like, coming to our thing, looking at our thing, then skating off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

RuPaul skated on the Runway on my season.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, he did. For that thing. Yeah, he lets us skate. Also, I'm kind of obsessed with them calling Lexi, like, Grandma. And she's 33.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's younger than both of us.

[Monet X Change]

I know. But in drag, though, she is a drag elder. She's a drag elder. When she recorded the show, she'd been doing drag for 13 years. That's a long time compared to these bitches who have been doing it for two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So how old are we?

[Monet X Change]

You and. No, you were doing it for, like, 16. I've been doing drag since 2012. So. What's that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't make me do math.

[Monet X Change]

13. 13 years. So I'm like, I guess I am. I'm a grandmother.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my. I hate it. I mean, I am definitely a drag grandmother. Shout out to my drag granddaughter. You got her name? What's her name?

[Jacob]

Not memorable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. What's her name? She's a jeweler. Miz Cracker's drag daughter. She's a jeweler. Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Damn.

[Jacob]

That's crazy. Trinity. The Tuck would never anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Jesus. And you still don't know it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Juicy Lou.

[Monet X Change]

What did you call her? A jeweler.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a jeweler.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe she's a jeweler. Like what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, she works in jewelry. Like, she, like, gets, like, jewels to, like, a list celebrities for, like, red carpet. So, like, if, like, let's say Beyonce wants to wear, like, a very expensive piece of jewelry. Yeah. She'll procure the jewelry, deliver it, like, with, like, armored guards, be on guard, making sure the jury's nice, take it off their neck, put it back, and deliver back. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Really? I didn't know that about her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, I just wrote. Our notes are the same. I was like, calling Lexi Grandma is crazy, by the way. They are all underestimating Lexi. This bitch is sick. She has shown on the Runway consistently that she's sickening consistently.

[Monet X Change]

It's been one Runway, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's been two. And they've both been great.

[Monet X Change]

An entrance look. And the first episode they haven't seen. They haven't seen her second Runway yet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but now I've seen it. But I've seen it because I'm a viewer, honey.

[Monet X Change]

I also wrote down. I was kind of gagged that on ya Nerve was such a late comer to drag. When people start drag late, I'm always impressed with it. Cause I'm like, again, you can start drag at any point. But I feel like at 27 years old, I would have just locked into whatever the fuck I was doing, and I wouldn't. But so I'm happy that she found drag. And drag is now her thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she came out late. She said she came out.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she came out late. She also was going off about how she doesn't have a lot of friends. Like, she's hard for her to make friends in certain. I'm like, well, girl, you know, I mean. I mean, I don't know what the drag scene is like in Cincinnati, Columbus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cincinnati, one of the Ohio's.

[Monet X Change]

One of the Ohio places. Why. Why all the. Why all. Why does Columbus have. Why does Ohio so many sea. Sea cities? Columbus, Cincinnati, Cleveland.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you could say that for a lot of places.

[Monet X Change]

What are some cities in New York State?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carrington. Carrington, Kobe, New York. Cantankerous New York.

[Monet X Change]

So, yes, I don't know what the drag scene's like in her city, but apparently it's hard for her to make friends in her drag scene, which is annoying when you don't have other drag queen friends, especially when you come from, I'm assuming, a very small scene in New York. There are a lot of queens to choose from. You can find a tribe. There are a lot of places to find queen. There's so much fucking dragon in New York, but when you're from a small ass city, like wherever she's from, that must suck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like her and I think she's fun. Also, Cincinnati and Columbus are not small towns. Just super clear. They're pretty big.

[Monet X Change]

I'm talking about the drag scene.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Dragon has a massive drag scene. Cincinnati has a massive. Or is it Columbus? Which one is Nina west from Columbus?

[Monet X Change]

Columbus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Columbus has a massive drag scene.

[Monet X Change]

Huge. Well, she not from Columbus. She's from Cincinnati.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, there it is. So Harmona is offering. Harmona offers. Acacia forgot a chance to do a song with Dolly Parton.

[Monet X Change]

I gagged at that. I was like, girl, you. You're going to be the connective tissue for that. You're going to make that happen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hormona. Girl, she, she, she knows RuPaul. She knows Dolly Parton. Don't. Don't come for. Don't come for sadness. Don't you ever come for sadness. By the way, her look at the. @ dragcon was so. She really looked like sadness.

[Monet X Change]

I gagged 100%. And that's how you take a fucking joke. Q, learn from that. Learn from this. Q, I need Q to walk. I need Q to walk out as Bon Quique from MAD tv. The next time I see her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Q, do not take that advice. Q, listen to me. Don't. Do not do that. Let's go on to the. Let's go on to the talent show and the Runway, shall we?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. I, I, I, I, I am amenable to that. Bob the drag queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So RuPaul looks really lovely. I love. I, I love RuPaul in a gown. Obviously, we see. Obviously we see it a lot. So my. I'm gonna get what I want in life. Cause RuPaul is. She will. If there's one thing Mother RuPaul do, it is wear a gown.

[Monet X Change]

Mother has arrived. Oh, yeah. RuPaul got that little. He, he got that little Angelina Jolie leg out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I love it. This looks great. I Love this gown. She looks sick.

[Monet X Change]

Don't you look so good. Yo, TS Madison is thicker than a snicker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She is, honey. And you're not yourself when you're hungry. Michelle looks good. This is. They all look amazing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Joe Dochi looks really good to her boobs looked amazing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And so category is, is it cake all showing off them cakes showing off that booty. And Sam star comes out, and she has, like, a wedding cake. It's, like, based off of who say Balenciaga or. Or someone.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't even hear that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But this outfit. This outfit's fine. Like, I feel like drag booty when you. If you're not going to use your actual butt, drag booty can be hard to make. Impressive. And I don't know that they're really hitting it here, but this outfit is. I like this outfit. It looks good, though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I like, I like the camp of it all. I like turning around and having that design. I like that she waited to give it the surprise at the end of the Runway as well. We'll talk about in a bit. Some Queensland. I think they get so nervous, and they just want to be like, okay, guys, I did the prompt. I did the prompt. I did the reveal. At the top of the Runway. Sam is playing into the campiness of it all and giving and setting up the scene, which I appreciate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go into on youn Nerve. On ya Nerve's butt is bothering me because there's no underwear girl. I actually like this bodice. This corset is really cute. This skirt is not cute, but like, the, the Barbie doll booty is sending me to the moon.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. She should have put on her panty. And I don't. What is that supposed to be on her hole? I don't. I, I, I don't understand what that is supposed to. What is that supposed to be?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I, I don't know. This is.

[Monet X Change]

If it was anything, she's a peach. It should have been, like, the green leaf of the peach emoji that. Or like the pit of, of a peach. Something to give us. It looks like a butterfly. Like, I don't know what that's supposed to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't like the way she did the prompt. Let's go on to crystal envy.

[Monet X Change]

I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This bodysuit is so poorly airbrush. It is upsetting me terrible.

[Monet X Change]

And I. Why is she. And why is she muscular? Like, I don't understand why. I don't understand why the little girl from the copper to, like, she was like, no one got what I. No, bitch. We got it. I don't understand why the little girl is a muscular, beefy jock now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've always said, we got it, we just don't want it.

[Monet X Change]

And something about this dog. Cause the dog has no. It's all black. I don't know if this dog is 2D. I don't know. The dog has no dimension, no depth. It just looked like a black shadow just following. She should have, like, put eyeballs on it. Like, give us some dimension.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like the idea. The execution is not great. The wig is really good, though.

[Monet X Change]

The wig is great. Her entire face is great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to like Corey King, but, like, it's too monation. It's too. It's too monation. I would say you could be House of Rivalry, but you can be monation now because it's too much.

[Monet X Change]

You're such a hater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am.

[Monet X Change]

You're such a hater. Corey King. Don't listen to this fucking bitch. Yeah. So Corey King did this. I wore this on work the world 2018. It was my magic to do number. And she does a thing a bit that I did in the show where I look at my hat, I'm doing a magic trick, and I just flip the audience off. But without context of what the number is. That doesn't really land. And I wish that's not the bottom I had with it. It revealed to a. What's that guy in New York that made stuff for Jiggly Caliente that did that nude bodysuit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

The gown. Angel. Angel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Angel Ayala.

[Monet X Change]

Angel Ayala. He made me this, like, pink. I was trying to find a picture to put in here for the episode. Like, a pink thing with nude illusion. That's what I wore it. And then reveals it. It's underneath. And, you know, she just was such a fat, sickening, juicy ass. Like, Corey King could have really given us a really dope cake look, and we didn't get that from her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did she get this outfit?

[Monet X Change]

It's one. Remember when I was started selling stuff and then you called me, like, two days into the auction? You're like, monet, what are you doing? And then. So I stopped. But this is one of the things I had already stole.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, yeah, I mean, I guess she is giving homage. One of the juiciest booties in the history of Drag Race. So I do love that. Let's go onto Lexi. Love. I like this look. I don't like the booty part so much, to be honest, but I Love this holographic thing on the tv. It's so fierce to me.

[Monet X Change]

I think so too. And I think this is a really fucking dope, sickening look. But yeah, it just, it just. The cake part of it is such a throwaway for me. I feel like Lexi just wanted to. A really cool and expensive outfit. She's like, I'll just. I'll just. I'll just cut the butt out and like, no, like, like, give. Give me. Give me the category. Don't just wear a cute outfit. For wearing a cute outfit. What is the category? But this is. She said she spent a lot of money on these looks, and second week is definitely there. She spent a lot of points. It shows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It shows. Harmona Lisa. So Michelle Visage has put out a moratorium on Maria. I'm glad I got my. I'm glad I got my Maria. When I look in just under the. Under the deadline. Oh, I. Woo. I barely made the deadline. So y'all heard it. Michelle Visage, the auntie of Drag Race, said that y'all are not allowed to do this look anymore. She's had it. This is her new green. She's had it with this and what.

[Monet X Change]

Watch just despite her RuPaul next season. The nine of. Of. Of a million Marie Antoinettes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But that being said, I. I like this look. I like how she did the cakes. I think this is a really great look. She looks sickening to me.

[Monet X Change]

You like these cakes? She just put two fucking patches of cream on her ass with a cherry top. That's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think it's creative.

[Monet X Change]

I don't like it. I think this is a good Marie Antoinette. Like, I think this is constructed very well. It looks very good, but not for cake. I'm like, really? No, I think it was like a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Marie Antoinette inspired look made out of curtains on her Instagram. Who, Pearl?

[Monet X Change]

Pearl, like the dragon from season seven?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, like Mr. Krabs daughter from Spongebob.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, why would Mr. Krabs daughter do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's in the Drag Race now.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wait, Pearl, let me see. Like, like just impromptu. Just put this on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she's. She's learning how to. She's teaching herself how to sew again or getting back into sewing. And she's upcycling. She's upcycling curtains and stuff that she thrifts.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wow, that does look really cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she ate that. Um, let's go on to Lana Jarret. Lana Jar is showing the actual. Was something Elijah Ray said that really sent me to the Moon when she goes, no padding here, bitch. We know. Like, girl, when you are this skinny, like, no one is going to accuse you of being, like, you're no shade. You're not giving curves, so why would you be like, no padding here. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, obviously she gets a curve from the back. Her booty does come out, which gives a nice little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she has a little. But it's not like a booty booty. Like, it's not. She has a little booty. A cute little booty. I mean, I would. I, I.

[Monet X Change]

You know, we know about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We know, but like, no padding here is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

George is brought up a quick point. When girls do this kind of illusion, where do you put your junk?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you. You just tuck it. You tuck it and you put the tape in the crack.

[Monet X Change]

There is no tape in the crack, though. They didn't do it. Well, when girls tape with a crack, you have to tape past the crack so you can, like, secure it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Unless you have really strong tape. I mean, I've. I've seen. I've seen girls do this look butt naked where they have like a little. A little. Like a little jewel on there or some glitter or some applique on their crotch. I've seen it. So I've seen it done. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I'm a. You know, me. Even for my rotation video, when I. Naomi came over and gave me a taping tutorial, I just think I get so sweaty down there because of my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, maybe that thing is just in the front. Like, maybe it's just pushed straight down because her legs are together. So her. Her junk could just be on the other side.

[Monet X Change]

But what if. What if you're. What if you got a boner?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, as long as you're not Lydia Arrietty or fucking Corey, you'll be fine. I'd love this look, though. I think she looks good and her butt looks really great and she's stunning.

[Monet X Change]

But this was shit. This looks so good. I love the green on her. The green on black was such a good choice. Her makeup is beautiful. Only thing with her, bitch, as soon as she walked out, she revealed her ass. I was like, you have a whole bigger. Even bigger Runway now. Just make it to the end. Because then it just. You would have. You would have created so much drama. Michelle would have probably made a comment, be like, I don't see no ass, though. And turn around and be like, oop. I think that would have been so much. So much better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, you know, I mean, Detox did do A look like this on her season. I mean, Detox has a much bigger ass, so it was more impactful. You know what I mean? And also, Detox, I believe Eve was wearing black straps on her white butt. So I think that if Lana was wearing, like, yellow straps or white straps or light pink or orange, it would have been more contrasting with her dark skin.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on to Acacia.

[Monet X Change]

Acacia forgot. Hideous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yo, this dress is mama. This is garbage. I hate this dress. It is so ugly. I do like that she showed her real butt, and I like that her butt is hairy. I think that's really cute. But, like, the. And also, she can't walk in it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she has nice legs, too, and she has a nice butt. Well, from this picture, I hate when.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone has to, like, adjust their dress. Like, girl, this needs to be done to the fitting. You can't even walk in your dress.

[Monet X Change]

I don't understand why she. What? I don't understand what she's even going after with this fucking look. I don't understand what this is even supposed to represent. What? I'm so at a loss for this fucking shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we can move on. I don't like it. Let's go on to Arrietty, who has another Barbie doll booty. Girl, I love this look from the front. I love this hair. Why the Barbie doll booty?

[Monet X Change]

Because they don't want to show their actual ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But put on a thong, put on some underwear. Like, do you do like Corey King did or do like. What's her fucking name? Sam Star did this, like, Barbie doll booty with no crack, no underwear. It's. It's really upsetting to look at.

[Monet X Change]

I think she's trying to give, like. It's like her. Yeah. And that's why she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't have an ass crack. It kills the illusion for me.

[Monet X Change]

She's. So she's throwing her a hole. It doesn't really bother me that much. I think this was a really cool look. This look. This hair was really dope. This dress is pretty. I love the shoulders. I think this is really great. I don't understand necessarily the little chin strap or the chin guard, but her makeup is stunning, and I think it's a really cool look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she's a little alt, so she's always gonna do something a little funky. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Mm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to Jewel Sparkle. This look is fine.

[Monet X Change]

So deconstructed Puerto Rican flag situation. Kind of like, 80s. Is it Puerto Rican? Yeah, I believe so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she It's Puerto Rican and Cuban.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what a Cuban flag looks like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe it's red and white. I think, also, it's really funny that Americans claim stars and stripes. Do you know there's, like, 30 countries that are red, white, and blue with stars and stripes?

[Monet X Change]

100%. Yeah. But in true American fashion, we're like, oh, no. But it's. We own them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. The Cuban flag, is that.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, work. Oh, I didn't know that, actually. So maybe it's Cuban. But I thought she said she's Puerto Rican, that's why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's Puerto Rican and Cuban. The dress is. Is a combination of her being Puerto Rican and Cuban.

[Monet X Change]

Got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I think this is good. I think. Yeah, I think it's. You know, she actually. It's like she had a bodysuit. She's like, I'm gonna cut the ass out. It wasn't like. I don't think this look was made around cake, but I think it's a. I. I love the construction of it. It looks, like very well made. This looks something Domino. Domino Couture would have made.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Joella, I actually like kind of where hers is going. This wig is a. Is a criminal offense. That being said, I like her makeup. I like the front of the outfit. The back just seems underdone, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Joella is such an interesting person, but her confidence really sells me. This wig is. This wig is criminal. This wig should put her in jail. She should be arrested on all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm calling the cops.

[Monet X Change]

And the fact that you got this done or the fact that this showed up and you were like, ugh, perfect for Drag Race is crazy to me. It's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is what it is, my boy. Let's go on to Lucky Stars. I like Lucky Stars lemon butt more than this sponge butt. Enough with the Monet Nas, y'all. No more sponges. No more. I'm just kidding. I like this look, but I like the lemon butt more than I like the sponge butt.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I like. I like the look, too. It. It. It gets a little messy in the front. I guess she's supposed to look a. A sponge and is cleaning up this. The kitchen sink, you know, with plates and blah, blah, blah, blah. But it is like the. The. It just looks a little too messy in the middle. Like, she. She doesn't lack. She lacks a waist, and it looks really crazy, but I don't hate this look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I feel the same way. Let's Go on to Lydia Butthole Collins. So I think Lydia's showing her real butt.

[Monet X Change]

Is she?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that's her real butt. I think that's skin or. Or. They are the most flawless tights I have ever seen in my life.

[Monet X Change]

And. And these are supposed to be needles in her ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she's a rose. She's just like a. Oh. Oh, yeah. Is she a rose with thorns?

[Monet X Change]

No. I don't know what this is supposed to be. I don't necessarily love this. You know, there's this fabric. It looks like a silk, something like that. Silk is hard to make look expensive when you start doing a whole bunch of shit to it. Cause it's rippling weird, and it doesn't lay correctly. So I don't love this. I think her makeup is cool and, you know, it is what it is, but I don't particularly love this look, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm not crazy about it either. Let's go on to Susie Toot.

[Monet X Change]

Horrible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't get it, and I don't like it, and I don't want it.

[Monet X Change]

She like, I think it's some type of fairy tale. Something the princess who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she's a donkey. Ass. Ass. Donkey.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah, she's an ass. She's a princess turned into a donkey or something like that. But I still don't. This is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So is it Midsummer night? Is she bottom from Midsummer Night's Dream?

[Monet X Change]

I never even seen that, so I don't know who that is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So in Midsummer Night's Dream, bottom turns into a donkey.

[Monet X Change]

Well, maybe that's what it is. I mean, she is a bottom. I don't know if she's doing bottom, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but her makeup look actually looks really good here.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really good for Susie. Okay, so let's go into the talent show. You know, samstar came out. And honestly, if. If it is a battle of the country stars. Sam ate Acacia alive, in my opinion.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know about ate alive. I think Sam did do a good job. But, you know, I, I, I, I do love. I loved how Acacia was playing. Acacia's playing was really good. And I loved that she was singing too. And Sam even she did that. No shade. That crunchy ass death drop at the end off the hay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And everybody was like, the dip was bad. The dip was bad. Yeah, the dip was crunch down.

[Monet X Change]

And again, you know, you know, sometimes when RuPaul and them, when they react like that, I'm like, y'all are enabling this type of fucking crunchy ass dipness. Now. The Next bitch next to you. She's like, oh, she can like land like that. And like her foot was already on the floor. Oh, so. And then I could do it and then it just starts to degrade and degrade and degrade.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, yeah, they all saw Aja when Milk said, is she gonna jump from there? Now they're all like, and I can jump from there too.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. No. So I thought her performance was just okay if I'm putting Sam Star next to Acacia. Forgot. You know, I will say stam is better, but to eat her ass up. No, not for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just liked her song better and her performance better. Let's go on to.

[Monet X Change]

And her outfit and her drag and who she is and her characteristics as a human being.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ. Let's go on to. On your nerve. I love this look. The song, the, the, the, the. The chorus is better than the verse. Yeah, but I do love that like I, I could see Nicki Minaj doing this on a, like, like on a mixtape. Like, like when, when Nicki Minaj did I'm so these. So these girls did a song called Boss ass Bitch and then Nicki Minaj took that hook and then, and then just made it a better song, quite frankly. And I could see a rapper like Dochi or someone like that taking this, this hook and making it like a really fun song.

[Monet X Change]

I love the way she says in, in, in, like give it. Make it a fucking trip thong girl. Ian E E and diphthong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, it's not a dip thong, it's a trip thong.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's a diphthong. It's a song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's a diphthong, not a trip song.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, so. Nigga, you don't even know what the fuck you talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. But yeah, I like the performance. It wasn't crazy good, but I just can't believe how good she looks compared to what I saw when she walked in the room. I did not expect her to be able to look this good, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And I do love this outfit. I think her outfit looks really cool, actually. And I mean, the nude illusion in the middle was for a lighter skinned person, but that's blending hairs, I think. Oh, that's supposed to be a nude illusion for sure. I mean, I think so, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe she, maybe she bought it from a white queen, probably.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to Ms. Sam Star and this hideous cover up. She had that cover up. I said, you should. You lucky that you perform the shit out of this fucking song. If that cover up was, she goes to the same place. Fucking Joella wigs should go to prison.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was pretty bad and I like the idea of it, but. But the execution was pretty bad. And this wig. How is no one talking about this wig? How is there not. How is there not mass conversations about this offensive wig?

[Monet X Change]

That's them wigs from Perth Amboy, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And her. I mean, her cartwheels and stuff were a little bit crunchy, but her energy was really great. And was this low key country music, too?

[Monet X Change]

Country. I don't know about all that. Country girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Low key pop. Country pop.

[Monet X Change]

Country, country pop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But her performance was good, I'll say that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I thought her performance was good too, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of my favorite lines, Corey King said, harmonious talent must be stopping time, because that was the longest minute of my life. She gathered her with that. That is so funny. Corey King is such good tv. Cory King for House of Villains. Corey King and Plane Jane together in House of Villains would be so fucking good.

[Monet X Change]

Good. Do they ever put two people on from the same, like, multiverse?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

House of Villains? Yeah.

[Jacob]

They put Tiffany on with Safari. And they were on a show together.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they talked about.

[Jacob]

I forget what show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they were on dead. No, it was with Alaska. It was called Almost Famous.

[Monet X Change]

Scared Famous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Scared Famous, I believe. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Harmona Lisa's talent was pretty insufferable.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Now I want there to be, like, cast a season of, like, just a one episode of All Comedy Queens. And like, all comedy Queens, like, stand up comedian. Sorry. Do a minute of stand up and, like, get it done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stand up comedy is hard to do in a minute. It's hard to do in a minute. I would never do standup comedy on Drag Race unless it was a stand up comedy challenge. And the standup challenges, the girls usually get like five to 10 minutes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, it's tough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But everyone is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Everybody think. Everybody think they're gonna be the one. Everyone. Every girl coming in, they feel like, oh, but I'm. I'm. I know it can't be done, but I, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Monet's drag daughter comes out and Corey King, these Boston girls love coffee. They. Boston girlies do not joke about their Dunkin Donuts. They do not joke around about their. They love Dunkin Donuts. It's kind of crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they love Dunkin Donuts. That being said, I thought that. I like the song. I think her outfit was pretty boring, but I thought the song was really good. And when she did that, when she fucking ended the song and I know it was an accident, but that fucking ice looked like it fell out her pussy. I live for it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think she did pretty good. It wasn't sickening. It wasn't like it didn't blow me away. But I did enjoy it, though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I like it. I liked it, too. What do you think about her outfit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say again?

[Monet X Change]

What'd you think of her outfit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was literally a leotard made out of one piece of fabric. Like, it was like giving Bob a drag queen at Barracuda in 2009, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we're past this point. I think that on Drag Race, you but you're not being judged by your outfit. But, like. But I will say this. Her stockings, her titty bib, and her face and her arms, all the same color. Sickening. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Always sickening. Let's talk about Ms. Lana Jarrett doing her talent now. They were. I thought this was a good talent. I enjoyed the song. I thought Lana performed very well. I said Lana was so hot. It was so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lana kind of low key. Looks like Dochi. When they kept cutting back and forth, I was like, if they did their makeup the same way, they could eat. They could do it like a tall girl, little girl video.

[Monet X Change]

I thought, I love that she didn't cut the catsuit off at the ankle. She had in a stirrup. So if it's not full, I like that. And I thought that fucking kick into the dip at the end was wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she looks good. And the talent was. Yeah. I didn't hate it as much as everyone else hated it. I thought they were being kind of weird with it, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I thought it was good. I enjoyed her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't have. What's her name? Okay, well, the last one is going to be Lexi Love. And Lexi Love ate down. This girl went crazy. Grandma went crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Grandma went crazy. It was so good. She was so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to see who just walked into my fucking studio?

[Monet X Change]

Who? What the fuck are you doing?

[Jacob]

It's none of your fucking business. I'm opening a pizza restaurant.

[Monet X Change]

All I have is wigs. Sorry.

[Jacob]

I heard you guys having so much fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to say hi. Bye. I love you, girl. Um. Oh, girl, you're fine. Um, but yeah, I. I thought Lexi Love just went crazy. It was so good.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was very good. Very good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Lexi, my new winner, Rex.

[Monet X Change]

Did I say Lexi last time? I think I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't remember. Can I say, too? I think it's interesting. Like, Drag Race is in a place now, where it's something I noticed, like, no one's storyline is about them being trans anymore. Like, like, the. The trans girls are just on the show and it's. I don't know if. I don't know if they're not bringing it up. I don't know if it's that they're not. I mean, like, Harmonal. Lisa mentioned that she has trans colors in her. In her outfit, but, like, do you. I remember just, like, the, like, the way that they highlighted Gottmik and Kari Colby. So much of it was about them being trans, and now it's. Honestly, it feels much more like it does at the club. Like, with the butch queens and the femme queens and the trans girls, they're just like, there. And no one's just like, you know, it's an interesting observation to have this many trans girls on the show. I think it's like two or three. Maybe Lexi and Hormona. Yeah. That we know of, by the way.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it's just like. It's just. I think that's really interesting.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. As it should be. Good. Well, not as it should be, but I like that they can, you know, I'm sure if they want to talk about it, or maybe they're just like, no, I'm just existing. I'm living my life. And if it comes up in conversation, it does, but it's not like, it's not a whole character.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not their storyline.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Storyline. There we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we. So that's in the talent show. We get the results in. The girls do their little voting. Obviously, some. Some girls are voting strategically, and Lexi Love and Envy are the top two queens. Do you agree with those two?

[Monet X Change]

Lexi Love and let me look at these again. Lexi Love and. Yeah, I would say. I would have. I would have said Lexi Love. I think before, after seeing Sam stars again, Sam Starr ranked higher for me. But actually, now I think I would put Lexi Love and Lana Jarret.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have just. Lexi Love and Sam Starr personally got it. I just liked her song. It gave me early 2000s Carrie Underwood vibes. To be honest.

[Monet X Change]

I could hear that. I could also. I was also dying at Joella when she was in her talking heads, talking about the performances going in about things. She said Sam Starr's talent and Runway were boring as fuck. I was like, oh, my God, Joella.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Joella is really interesting. She's nothing if not interesting. I will say that about Ms. Joella. Is her real name Joe?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They've been like, she brought the Ella.

[Monet X Change]

Also, when they were talking about Rarita Queen, Jules was saying that Anya Nerv's look was just a stone Amazon corset. No, Shane, I'm like, I don't care.

[Jacob]

Whose look their name is Joey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Joey got it. Whose look was the stone Amazon corset?

[Monet X Change]

Jules was saying that about the bodice of Anya. Nerves on your nerves.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Outfit is clearly custom.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think the corset that sit on top of the gown was maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, oh, oh. I'm looking at the talent. Her. Let me see. Let me go back and look at it again.

[Monet X Change]

But although, also, even if it was like, who cares if it's like something. Being from Amazon does not discount it from being on Drag Race. You don't have to spend 3, $500 on a custom corset. Like, who cares?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Remind you, I won an episode in an Amazon cat suit. Darling, it was a different time. I don't think it is because the back of it has this like lace part that goes. I don't think this is an Amazon corset.

[Monet X Change]

You don't think it might be?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It might be.

[Monet X Change]

For all I know, Amazon makes all the things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they stoned it, so she stoned it. I. I think the corset looks nice. The course is the only part of the outfit I like, to be honest. So Lexi Love lip syncs against crystal envy. And in my opinion, Lexi, 8 down, 100. She should have kept. She should have kept the skates on.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God. I think maybe there were too many variables there. She was afraid she'll hurt herself. Like having to like do your thing would also compete with whatever Chris was going to do on your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Robin Turner did it. And by the way, mind you, when we did it, the stage was in the shape of a T. There was no. The negative space was just. You would just literally fall to the ground. Like, it was literally just the shape of a T back when we did. Back when we were roller skating, right? And obviously she's very proficient in roller skates. I will say the no Ging was off the hook today. When Chris leaves are doing her slow motion duck walk. I was like, it was a little.

[Monet X Change]

Tough to watch at the point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Leomi, is summer right now having a conniption fit.

[Monet X Change]

It was a little tough to. It was a little hard to watch with some of the no gang. It was a little tough to watch. And I'm not a proponent of you can only do voguing, only do ballroom if you're from that culture. I think everyone can. But something about seeing, like, queen after queen kind of doing it and it just being the battle of the white girl. It just felt. It was a little tough to watch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And specifically with Crystal Envy, specifically, I was like, girl, you don't have to. You don't have to know. It wasn't. It wasn't that good, Mona. It was. It was like. It was like, actually, this is too good. It was. It was this. So Harmona is the bottom queen of the week and deserved. Deserved, in my opinion.

[Monet X Change]

Harmona and. Oh, what are you gonna say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, harmona is the bottom queen of this week and it's deserved.

[Monet X Change]

And then she lip syncs against Acacia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The bottom queen from last week. Who's Acacia?

[Monet X Change]

Forgot. Okay. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And honestly, at first I was like, harmona's kind of eating. I'm so glad Harmona and Acacia did not have to do alter ego.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, oh, imagine that. That would have been impossible to watch Dochi with a. Up the fucking license. You know what? Double, double girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And at first I was like, harmona's eating. And then Acacia had that little trick where she had a makeup brush in her butthole. Honestly, it was funny, and I thought it was camp, and I think it was funny in camp to me.

[Monet X Change]

You thought it was funny she pulled a makeup brush out of her asshole?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I do.

[Monet X Change]

I guess. Bob loves the dumb. What you call it? The stupid bitch syndrome. The dumb bitch syndrome.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was funny. She ate. She should have used it more, though. She went over. She should have went over and did Joella's makeup. Joelle, she go back to Susie Toot and be like, if we could just clean this up.

[Monet X Change]

Honestly, I want to see someone interact with. Okay, that's something we haven't seen ever on Drag Race. Someone interact with the safe queens. I don't know what the song is, what the moment is, but in order to. Who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who was the queen? Who. Who was like. She was pointing at everyone being like, you're. It something. The song was like, you're going home. Or you. It was. He was like, pointing at all the safe queens, being like, I'm better than. I can't remember the. I can't remember who it was or what the song was. At some point, she went to the top of the Runway and she was pointing at all the safe queens. And the lyric was like, better than you or you're going home. Or there was some kind of like a you're lame and I'm good lyric, and she was pointing at all the safe queens.

[Monet X Change]

Or if I was in If I knew I was listening for sure or almost, I would, like, link up with two. Two of my sisters in the back there. Like, if it was. If I was in the bottom, I would, like, tell you Naomi and Kim, y'all were safe, and be like, listen, at this point in the song, I'm gonna come backstage, I'm gonna come to the back, I'm gonna pull y'all on stage, and ra ka ka kaka. I would have thought of something to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I would have liked for. At the beginning, when she goes and I just put my drink down, I would have been like, Corey King, can I borrow your coffee?

[Monet X Change]

Mm, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I just put my drink down.

[Monet X Change]

But, yeah. Interacting with the safe queens, I think would be something we haven't seen in a way to RuPaul to be like, all right, bitch, you're safe for sure. For sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who do you think you want the lip sync? Acacia or.

[Monet X Change]

I think Acacia did. I think Acacia did. Harmona was. She was. It was too. It was too lugubrious and too like. Like, it was too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The whole thing was underwhelming, if we're really being honest.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then Hormonalisa gets the opportunity to dunk Michelle. Michelle looks so good over there. She's a good sport. Michelle's a good. Michelle is nothing if not a good sport.

[Monet X Change]

Happens to. Getting that every episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, she's nothing if not a good sport. Hormonal Lisa pulls lucky number seven. It is the one. She has a one in five chance. There are two levers that will say one in nine.

[Monet X Change]

No, one in one in five.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two of the levers. Two of the. You weren't listening. Two of the levers will save you.

[Monet X Change]

So how is it a one in five chance?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's two and there's 10, so it's two out of 10, which is one in five.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, calm down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So do you want to say you're wrong?

[Monet X Change]

Can you admit that you're wrong anyway?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you say out loud I was wrong and I don't know math?

[Monet X Change]

No. So here's the thing. I think it's probably leathers one and seven for season 17.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that makes sense. That makes sense. They said we need a virgin. Michelle is a version of What a hoe. She's a version of something. All right, so Harmona did dunk her. She is safe. And Harmona lives to. To do. To continue her standup comedy career.

[Monet X Change]

Shady, who do you think is winning? RuPaul's Jaggers. Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm switching over to Lexi Love, Lexi. Love is now my winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17, Lana Jarret found dead.

[Monet X Change]

Lana Jarret just dropped off at the final stage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lexi has shown me that she has the looks. Lexi has shown me that she has the talent. Lexi has shown me that she's lovable and friendly. Lexi has shown us that she has the experience. Lexi. Right now, for me, Lexi is the full package.

[Jacob]

And Lana Jerae and Corey King are neither of those.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Neither.

[Jacob]

Cory King was your selection before Lana.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know I'm bouncing around.

[Jacob]

Would you like to apologize to Corey King?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't think Corey King has what it takes as a Monet stand. Maybe she can come back and win All Stars since she loves Monet so much.

[Monet X Change]

Wow, you're such a fucking hater. You fucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe that's what Corey King can do.

[Monet X Change]

Get your little and we will go. We're going to drag this cat toy hat ass wearing bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe she can get her little iced coffee and she'll come back when she. When she grows a little bit and she can win All Stars and maybe she can tie up with Trinity's daughter, Jewel Sparkle. Yeah, maybe that's what'll happen.

[Monet X Change]

All right, well, y'all, this was us recapping Episode 2 of Ripple Drag Race. Head on over to our Patreon to see us Talk about untucked. This was a good untucked too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. And also as a reminder, you all, if you want to join me on the Patreon, you can hear my thoughts on The Traitors Season 3. I'll be reviewing every episode. One through three is all one episode because they released. They released, they trauma dumped on us all three episodes at once. But I'll be there every single week talking about The Traitors Season 3 on the Patreon. You go to sibling rivalry type. Type in Sibling rivalry Patreon and you'll find us there. You ready to head over to Patreon, Monet?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, let me just get my car and my coffee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Oh my God. Now you're a Corey King. Stan, I can't.

[Monet X Change]

I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do a podcast with Corey King since you fucking love her so much.

[Monet X Change]

Goodbye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye.

[D]

It is Ryan here and I have a question question for you. What do you do when you win? Like, are you a fist pumper?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A woohooer?

[D]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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