Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S18 EP15 "All RuPaul-A-Paruza Smackdown"

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: Sibling Watchery – RuPaul’s Drag Race S18 EP15 “All RuPaul-A-Paruza Smackdown”

Release Date: April 15, 2026
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob The Drag Queen

---

Episode Overview

In this episode, Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen bring their signature wit and chemistry to the "All RuPaul-A-Paruza Smackdown" episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 18. The hosts break down the lip-sync-heavy challenge, discuss the queens’ performances and decisions, and share their hot takes on everything from Drag Race history to controversial pit crew members. Expect plenty of insider humor, playful bickering, and memorable one-liners as they critique, kiki, and give their unabashed opinions on each smackdown moment.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. General Thoughts on the Lollaparooza Format

• Lollaparuza as Reunion:
  • Bob likes the Lollaparuza episodes: “It’s a fun way to get all the queens back. It’s low key. A little bit of reunion.” (01:32)
  • Monét finds them hit or miss: “Sometimes they’re really great, sometimes they’re not. I think this one is good.” (01:52)
  • Bob reminisces on Silky Nutmeg Ganache’s legendary run in All Stars, praising her lip sync skills. (02:06)

2. Production Details & Queen Drama

• When Was It Filmed?
  • Filmed about a month after the season wrapped, not a year later like some All Stars seasons. (02:32)
• Ciara’s Carrie-Inspired Look:
  • Bob: “She’s wearing this Carrie inspired look because she feels that the girls threw her under the bus.”
  • Monét: “I see the parallels she’s trying to make, but it’s a stretch.” (03:00)
• Briar Blush Fainting:
  • Monét and Bob clear up rumors—Briar was genuinely ill with pneumonia and sepsis, not faking for the show. (03:42)
  • Bob: “I knew it was real. Cause I fainted. And that is how it be—like, you don’t actually feel yourself hit the ground.” (04:01)

3. Lip Sync Assassin Debate

• Queen Kill Counts:

  • Kenya sent home 2 queens, Juicy 3; debate unfolds on what qualifies as a "lip sync assassin". Is it 2 or 3 eliminations? (05:28)
  • Monet: “You gotta assassinate someone to be a lip sync assassin. And you didn’t do that.” (05:46)
  • Bob: “I think three is the number…Cameron Michaels is a lip sync assassin.” (06:18)

• Height Debates and Queen Comparisons:

  • They riff hilariously on which queens are short or tall, with Monet insisting she and Cameron Michaels are the same height. (06:55)

4. Pit Crew Discourse

• Asaf's Controversy:
  • Monet reports online discourse about Asaf (pit crew) being allegedly “problematic” and a Zionist.
  • Bob: “I do agree that platforming Zionist is bad, but it’s not like he was there…he was just sitting there in some draws spinning the ball.” (09:36)

5. Rundown of the Lip Syncs

See Detailed Lip Sync Breakdown below for the juicy play-by-play.

6. Song Choices & RuPaul Music

• Bob and Monet talk about which RuPaul songs they’d pick and lament that deeper cuts like “Bring Back My Girls” and “Pretty Gang” rarely get used. (08:14)

7. Reactions to Quiz Performances and Outfits

• Repeated critiques of Athena Dion’s makeup (“muddy,” “dirty,” “like she did brunch and now she’s at the night show”) and Mandy Mango’s voguing/dipping.
• Praises and side-eye for certain reveals and coverups—discussion on what makes a gaggy drag moment vs. a flop.

8. Final Smackdown and Winner

• Juicy Love Dion and Mia Starr face off in the final lip sync, with Juicy ultimately crowned the champion of the RuPaul-A-Paruza, to widespread agreement from the hosts. (52:07)

---

Detailed Lip Sync Breakdown & Commentary

ROUND 1

Lip Sync 1: Ciara vs. Athena Dion (“Born Naked”)

[13:07 – 16:43]

• Ciara's look praised as topical and cool; Bob asks if the “Substance” reference was timely.
• Athena's spinning move gets criticized:
  Bob: “She looked like she fell… like a rock skipping on a pond.” (15:01)
• Makeup drama:
  Bob: “I’ve been watching Pit Stop and I kind of see what Bianca talking about… Athena just… She’s a little corny. It’s just so muddy. She looked dirty.” (15:31)
• Winner: Ciara

Lip Sync 2: Mia Starr vs. Mandy Mango (“Just What They Want”)

[22:12 – 27:28]

• Mia brings high energy and dance skills.
• Monet and Bob debate the merits of an “obvious reveal”; Monet defends practical coverups but Bob wants reveal artistry.
• Mia’s signature moves draw both excitement and fatigue (“when we get Steve three times in a row, it gets a little unlit”). (25:43)
• Money-throwing gag:
  Monet: “That was fucking brilliant…and very reminiscent of me, Monet X Change, who did the money gag first on Drag Race.” (26:03)
• Winner: Mia

Lip Sync 3: Dee Dee Fuego vs. Vita Von T Star (“Main Event”)

[28:23 – 31:47]

• Bob calls "Champion" (the album the song is from) “snubbed at the Grammys… could listen to [it] front to back, never skip a song.” (28:47)
• Praise for both queens’ looks ("two very beautiful queens"), but differing opinions on outfit choices and reveals.
• Bob and Monet disagree on who truly won, with Monet in favor of Dee Dee's showmanship, Bob appreciating Vita’s emotional restraint (“she was focusing on the emotion!”) (30:08)
• Winner: Vita

---

ROUND 2

Lip Sync 4: Vita vs. Mia (“Call Me Mother”)

[32:18 – 33:44]

• Mia wins, but Monet notes she’s now repeating moves.
• Bob calls out Vita’s “low energy”: “Vita's a low energy queen. There's never an explosion of energy, always enough to get through.” (33:19)

Lip Sync 5: Kenya Pleaser vs. Ciara (“Pretty Gang”)

[37:20 – 38:21]

• Ciara tries to demonstrate she can "rap" by picking the song; both hosts call out the logic:
  Bob: “You’re not rapping, you’re lip syncing to someone else rapping. Record the song, then rap.” (37:32)
• Kenya “eats this bitch up—the most disparate, easiest choice.” (37:51)
• Winner: Kenya

Lip Sync 6: Jane Doe vs. Discord (“Sissy That Walk”)

[42:15 – 44:27]

• Bob/Monet roast recurring drag race outfit tropes (Mugler, Marie Antoinette, cowboy looks).
• Discord called out for not knowing the words; Jane's win is obvious. (43:14)
• Winner: Jane

---

SEMIFINALS & FINAL

Semifinal: Jane Doe vs. Juicy Love Dion

[44:32 – 47:36]

• Jane purposely picks Juicy to avoid an ass-shaking song.
• The infamous “get a load of this guy” energy enters the chat:
  Bob: “I agree with Naomi. It’s not fierce. It is annoying. Can you believe he’s doing the splits?” (45:48)
• Juicy serves acrobatics, and Jane tries to keep up but is outgunned. (46:33)
• Winner: Juicy

Semifinal: Mia Starr vs. Kenya Pleaser (“Peanut Butter”)

[47:47 – 49:53]

• Kenya twerking in heavy pads impresses both hosts:
  Bob: “The fact Kenya Pleaser can twerk in pads is kind of crazy. … I have never seen a girl effectively twerk in padding!” (48:14)
• Mia wins but it’s close; both agree either could have taken it. (49:22)

Final: Juicy Love Dion vs. Mia Starr (“Cover Girl”)

[50:00 – 52:07]

• Dance terms explained (“batma” = high kick).
• Juicy’s stamina and athleticism praised: “Juicy is younger, more athletic. She’s just got a lot of tricks. Whereas Mia has the music and rhythm in her soul.” (51:34)
• Winner: Juicy Love Dion

---

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bob, describing the queens’ intensity:
  “The temp turned the competition up to 100. It got hot in there.” (05:00)
• On Athena Dion’s style:
  “It looked like she did drag at brunch and now we’re watching her at the night show.” – Bob (15:44)
• On Kenya’s twerking:
  “Twerking in pads. Is it moving though? Yes, it moves. … I was actually really gagged that she was able to get her pads moving like that.” – Bob (48:14)
• On losing at lip syncs:
  “At this point, I would have done my whole final lip sync on the ground floor. Work, honey.” – Bob (46:40)
• On drag battle fatigue:
  “When we get Steve three times in a row, it gets a little unlit.” – Monet (25:46)
• On reveals:
  “My Rita Repulsa cover up gagged the girlies. … That Phoenix cover-up, I ate with that one.” – Bob (23:15)
• On drag fashion trends:
  “We’re building a moratorium. No Marie Antoinette. No Mugler. Red cowgirl. Ruby Red Cowboy.” – Bob (43:31)

---

Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment Description | |-------|-----------------------------| | 01:29 | Lollaparuza episode format & appeal | | 02:45 | Carrie references & queen drama | | 05:28 | The “lip sync assassin” debate | | 08:14 | RuPaul music deep cuts and song choices | | 13:07 | Lip Sync 1: Ciara vs. Athena Dion | | 22:12 | Lip Sync 2: Mia Starr vs. Mandy Mango | | 28:23 | Lip Sync 3: Dee Dee Fuego vs. Vita Von T Star | | 32:18 | Lip Sync 4: Vita vs. Mia (“Call Me Mother”) | | 37:20 | Lip Sync 5: Kenya Pleaser vs. Ciara | | 42:15 | Lip Sync 6: Jane Doe vs. Discord | | 44:32 | Semifinal: Jane Doe vs. Juicy Love Dion | | 47:47 | Semifinal: Mia Starr vs. Kenya Pleaser | | 50:00 | Final: Juicy Love Dion vs. Mia Starr | | 51:34 | Juicy’s athleticism vs. Mia’s musicality |

---

Tone & Style

• Relentlessly playful, keeping shade and affection in balance: “That’s a white bitch. She is pale. Looks like the Japanese flag. Come on, Casper.” (42:36)
• Willing to get nerdy/technical, especially on dance terms and drag history.
• Referencing RuPaul’s legacy (and outfits) with both reverence and side-eye.
• Unfiltered, with in-jokes and a clear “insider” perspective on the nuances of drag culture and competition.

---

Summary

Bob and Monét deliver an exhaustive and hilarious deep-dive into every stage of the All RuPaul-A-Paruza Smackdown, celebrating Juicy Love Dion’s well-deserved win, nitpicking queen choices, and archiving all the spectacle, drama, and technical skill that make Lollaparooza episodes such fan favorites. Expect candid shade, drag history lessons, and contagious laughter. Whether you’re a superfan or first-time watcher, this recap is the next best thing to watching the episode with Bob and Monét on your couch.

Transcript

[Red Bull Announcer]

Ready to soundtrack your summer with Red Bull Summer All Day Play. You choose a playlist that fits your summer vibe the best. Are you a festival fanatic, a deep end dj, a road dog, or a trail mixer? Just add a song to your chosen playlist and put your summer on track. Red Bull Summer All Day Play. Red Bull gives you wings. Visit Red Bull.com BrightSummerAhead to learn more. See you this summer.

[State Farm Announcer]

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. You know those friends who support your preference for podcasts over music on road trips? That's the energy State Farm brings to insurance. With over 19,000 local agents, they help you find the coverage that fits your needs so you can spend less time worrying about insurance and more time enjoying the ride. Download the State Farm app or go [e-mail] like a good neighborhood, State Farm is there. I drive my bus in a busy city. That's why road safety is so important to me. I know that I must slow down and be extra careful when I make a wide turn. Buses need more room than cars. Everyone can help keep our roads safe. Next time you're driving, remember to give buses plenty of time and space to finish turning before driving ahead. Let's all plan to share the road safely. Learn how at www.sharetherodesafely.gov.

[Monet X Change]

How do you feel about these Lollaparoozas in the season? Do you like them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like Lollapara. I think they're fine. I think it's a fun. I think it's a fun way to get all the queens back. It's low key. A little bit of reunion because you

[Monet X Change]

know, we don't really get reunions. That is true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't get reunions anymore.

[Monet X Change]

Fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The queens get to kind of hash out stuff a little bit and also we get to see everyone prepare a little fun. Like we just get to see it. I think it's fun.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's really hit or miss. Sometimes they're really great, sometimes they're not. I think this one is good. I think Last day with Morphine was good. The one before that was boring. So I guess kind of maybe it depends on the temperature of the queens, how spicy they're feeling, how fun they're feeling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I kind of enjoyed that season long Silky Nutmeg Ganache All Stars Lollaparooza.

[Monet X Change]

I did watch that one. That was All Stars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was fantastic. Silky is probably has one of the best runs in the history of lip syncing on Drag Race. I think Silky's. I mean she had A week to prepare. But each time it was just so, it was so fun to watch.

[Monet X Change]

Did the girls come back for this? Like, did they record this lollaparooza recently? Or was this.

[Podcast Producer/Assistant]

It was about a month after they finished rapping.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so it wasn't like a month ago. It was like a month like last summer. Oh, okay. Cause you know. Cause then they, the four all stars, 10. They came back like a year later. But this wasn't that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I mean, that's when Ginger and Miss and Mistress came back. Lost a lot of weight.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they lost some George's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So obviously, again, Sierra is wearing this like. Okay, Sierra is doing some wild stuff. She's wearing this Carrie inspired look because she feels that the girls threw her under the bus.

[Monet X Change]

Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

During the Raider Queen.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And that little girl said, girl, we didn't throw in the bus. You just did a shitty ball.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was like, yeah, like you did a bad job. Also. Why? I, I, I, I see the parallels she's trying to make between her and Carrie, but I think she's wanting to wear a cunty look. It's, it's, it's a little bit of a stretch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I, I, I don't see the parallels

[Monet X Change]

because par, Because Carrie was, was bullied by the other girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, like targeted and bullied by everyone in the school. And she just was trying to connive. No one would went along with her conniving. And she got the lowest score. If anyone got bullied, it was fucking lil mama Mikey Meeks. Because Mikey Meeks performance is not as bad as they try to be.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, because they put a. Yeah, Yeah, I could see that Briar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So for all of y' all that

[Monet X Change]

doubted Briar blush saying that she was faking her face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you looking at me?

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm just, I'm just talking. So that she faked her fainting and she was full of shit. She's like, she literally, girl, y', all, she had walking pneumonia and she got sepsis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I, I knew it was real. Cause I fainted. And that is how it be like you don't actually feel yourself hit the ground. You can hit your head really hard and you literally will not. You, you can't. You don't feel it.

[Monet X Change]

Pneumonia. Sepsis is a great track

[State Farm Announcer]

also.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just, you guys know, if you want to watch this live with us, we allow our top tier patrons to watch our podcast live. And if you would like to join this, you can go to patreon.com and type in Sibling rivalry podcast. Why? That's so funny. You don't ever remind them.

[Monet X Change]

I love how Jane confronts Ciara about the scraps in the suitcase. And see, I was like, bitch, if she was like. She's like. She's like, I was not intentionally sabotaging. She was like, I could have made. I could have spun go out of that. She, like, just because you can. Which. Which irony. But Jane is so complaining about it. Like, you won the challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, what do you. I don't know what she wants at this point. What do you want her to say? Mama, you won, you won.

[Monet X Change]

So, like, what is the. What is the gripe?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. And Jane is like, kind of. It feels like she's actually a little heated.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I thought it was like a little he. Ha ha. But it. It, It. The. The. The temp turn the competition up to 100. It got hot in there. Like, it got hot in there.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I was like, girl, why you bringing this up? You won the thing. Why do you care? It's too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Sierra said, are you bringing this up to censor yourself? She kind of ate her up with that one. She did low key. She gathered. Low key.

[Monet X Change]

She gathered. I mean, but she just went home two episodes ago when she shouldn't have went home. So she's like, yeah, I am going to take up skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't think she should have went home?

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't think Jane should have went home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Kenya and Juicy have sent the most girls home. Kenya has sent home two girls. Juicy has sent home three girls.

[Monet X Change]

And they said, mia's a lip sync assassin too, because Juicy's counting. She's like, all the assassins are here. I'm like, I would not call Mia. Mia's not a lip sync assassin. Mia can lip sync. She's not a lip sync assassin of the season. Lip syncs are Assassins are juicy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you gotta. You gotta. You gotta assassinate someone to be a lip sync.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly. And you didn't do that. She didn't send. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you a lip sync assassin?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I was. I was literally RuPaul.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the cut off for being. Is it two?

[Monet X Change]

No, I was literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many girls you guys sent home to be a lipstick assassin? I mean, as a lipstick, I would say three. Three. But I. I. So juicy. Not a lip sync assassin.

[Monet X Change]

Then she's on Tom. 3.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

2. Juicy did 2. No, Kenya did 2. So Kenny's not a lip sync assassin.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. I'm putting my phone on. Deny the store. Someone Is blowing me up. But I want a lip sync assassin, because I was literally brought back to All Star. I came back as a lip sync assassin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you could be. But I think three is the number. If you sit on three girls, you are.

[Monet X Change]

So Cameron Michaels is the lipstick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cameron Michaels is a lipstick assassin. You're a lip sync. You hit some three girls.

[Monet X Change]

I only sent home two. I went home on three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. So Cameron Michaels is the lip sync assassin of that season.

[Monet X Change]

That's to say, Cameron Michaels is. They both can get a little thick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Camera look a little. That's okay. Hot take. Cameron Michaels is hot.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Not that I will say this, though. I wasn't on the camera. Like, obviously, Cameron Michaels is a beautiful person, but I was not on the camera. Michaels, as he's short.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cameron.

[Monet X Change]

Michael's not short.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He ain't tall.

[Monet X Change]

We're the same height. Am I short?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cameron Michaels got to be shorter than me.

[Monet X Change]

No camera. Michaels, we're the same height.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess I. Not Cameron. Cameron Michaels. Cameron Michaels looks short. No, I have megawatt. I did a whole tour with Cameron Michaels.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we're the same height, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really? Yeah. I thought Cameron was, like, five eight. No, five seven.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. He's gonna get so mad. I'm saying this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cameron, we gonna get mad.

[Monet X Change]

No. Do you think Jay DeFeo and Patrick Minor are the same height? Or one is shorter than the other?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Patrick. Shorter.

[Monet X Change]

How much shorter, you think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Jay's probably 5 5, and Patrick's 53 or 5 4. Jay's gonna eat your ass up. He ain't that shit. Eat me up. I'm not saying nothing.

[Monet X Change]

Jay's like, I'm clearly five eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I believe he's five' eight. But Patrick. I believe it, too. Patrick is obviously way shorter than Jay.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Patrick Minor.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, his name is Minor. I have no idea who that is. Let's get to the thing. Patty.

[Monet X Change]

Patty. Yeah, Patty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what I have is so Mia wants to get her lick back on Kenya, and she wants to do a little tiebreaker with Juicy, which plot twist. She almost got both of these things. Like, this bitch really saw the future.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She really had done seeing the future. I love when RuPaul jokes that they're doing her songs because she couldn't afford the licenses. And then she was like, in fact, I owe them $4.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, she's probably not wrong, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like RuPaul's music. I love RuPaul a palooza, but I like RuPaul's music, though.

[Monet X Change]

I like RuPaul music as well. They need to do some of the deeper cuts. Like, where is Bring Back My Girls? Where is Old friend's well Pretty Gang?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't never heard. I had never. And I'm pretty familiar with RuPaul's discography. I had never heard the song Pretty Gang.

[Monet X Change]

I did not know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a good song.

[Monet X Change]

I did not know that. I did not know that one either. But, like, what are some other ones? The one that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one.

[Monet X Change]

I guess RuPaul only has one verse

[Bob the Drag Queen]

on the last one.

[Monet X Change]

I bring the beat is a good one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a great one.

[Monet X Change]

The Bring back my girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bring back my girls she's going back

[Monet X Change]

to the workroom Rethink her life Vodka and cranberry doll she's going back to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the workroom Rethink her life that would be so cunty.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Shall we get into the thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's get into it. The first lip sync. Oh. First of all, we gotta talk about this. Bruno's not there.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's Asaf. It's Asaf.

[Monet X Change]

Which apparently Asaf is problematic. Did you hear about this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I just heard about Asaf. When I watched the show 30 minutes

[Monet X Change]

ago, I didn't realize that people were Asaf. All the discourse online were like, can Drag Race please stop platforming this problematic pit crew member? Apparently, apparently he's a super Zionist. Apparently. I don't know. I've never seen Asaf's post, but apparently he's a Zionist and the fans are like, stop platforming him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he Israeli?

[Monet X Change]

I have no idea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, he's obviously from the Middle East.

[Monet X Change]

He is Israeli.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. With a name like a soft. I'm assuming he's from Middle East.

[Monet X Change]

And then so. But there are some logistics. So. Because Kenya. So, because Kenya, Discord and J.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? Like, I do agree that platforming Zionist is bad, but it's not like he was there was like, what are your. He was just sitting there in some draws spinning the ball. He wasn't like. And for this, like, anyway. But I had no clue this man was. I didn't know. I just. I thought he was from Lebanon or something.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know either because his name

[Bob the Drag Queen]

is so close to Assad and Assad also. That's just me being like, I know someone name who sounds like that. Who is from Lebanon.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Obviously would not be from Israel and Lebanon because obviously what Israel is doing to Lebanon right now is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so. Because Jane Discord and Kenya were the. I Guess they divided it up so it was confusing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You figured it out?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. The first round is Ciara, Mandy, Dede, Fuego. Who am I missing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sierra, Athena, Mia, Mandy, Dee Dee, Vita.

[Monet X Change]

That's the first round. So they're going the first thing then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But why? Why? Because they never sent anyone home.

[Monet X Change]

I think it made an equal six.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how come another girl didn't have to lip sync in the first round? Like, what, what was so fucking great about what? Mia. Mia. Obviously, because she was in. She sent some people home.

[Monet X Change]

Mia, Kenya.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I, I, I couldn't figure out. I, I couldn't figure out. Was it based on when they went home?

[Monet X Change]

I think so, yeah.

[Podcast Producer/Assistant]

It was based on when they went home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's it called? Choice rank. They should have did Choice rank.

[Monet X Change]

What's choice rank? That's when you choose, like ranked choice building.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not. It's like something to do in tennis where you basically pick who has the best score and then you put the best against the worst.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they basically rank them. They're like, who thinks? They, who thinks?

[Monet X Change]

But then they can't control the edit that way. Not control the edit, but they can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, they did it one time on Drag Race. They did it with the, On All Stars. They said they basically had the girls rank who you think is the best lip syncer and they put the best against the worst. That's how you end. That's how, that's how you can guarantee that the two best people will play against each other. So I think if I'm correct, some sports head would say, but like in tennis, they put the best against the worst on the first round, so you don't end up with the worst person playing against the best person in the last round.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whoever has the score, whatever you've done over the season or, I don't know, your career or whatever.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That way the two best end up definitely going. Cause sometimes the two best go against each other in the first round, then it's going to be a boring show at the end. Or a slaughter.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So, so, so Kenya, Discord and Jayne get to go in the second round. So they can avoid the whole first round so they know that they're not going to be eliminated early, which is nice and juicy because she was the most recently eliminated. Just has the lip sync in the final round.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's based on the third round. So it's based on who when you went home, I reckon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the first lip sync is so Sierra's ball is chosen by the Super Zionist. And then. And then he. She chooses Athena Dion because she knows

[Monet X Change]

that Athena Dion's gonna choose the Born Naked. How does she know this? I mean, there must be some conversation we're gonna see on camera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe she's just guessing. Like, maybe. Maybe they were talking backstage or maybe she feels like. I assume, like, if I was up there and I wanted to. If I wanted to do a song for sure, I would probably pick you because I assume you would pick a song I would want to do or I would know what song you're gonna do. I feel like I would know what song you'd pick better than anybody else.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I would recommend it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what song do you think I would choose?

[Monet X Change]

I think you would choose Call Me Mother.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're correct.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think you.

[Monet X Change]

And what song you think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would think you would either choose Sissy that Walk or you would choose Just what They want, But I'd probably Sissy that Walk.

[Monet X Change]

Well, okay. I was just saying my favorite RuPaul song. I wasn't thinking about what was available. How does shows Freaky money. Freaky Money wasn't really an option. So I probably would have chose to see that Walk or Call Me Mother

[Bob the Drag Queen]

so I would have got what I wanted. Yeah. So then Athena chooses Born Naked, and that's what Ciara wanted. Right.

[Monet X Change]

So I love Ciara's look, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm wondering, how recently was this filmed near the Substance? Cause this is like a hyper fixation. Like, I mean, the Substance is a good movie. Shout out to Demi Moore. Congratulations. You deserve to go to the Globe. But, like, this girl is, like. She. Did she just watch the Substance? Like, I gotta. I gotta make this look.

[Monet X Change]

So they filmed this last year and last award season was that Substance and last award season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the Substance was last Golden Globes. Okay, so this most recent one, but the one before.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, so it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was topical, I reckon. So she was. She was in her Substance era. But that looks good.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's a really cool look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's pretty good. I don't have any problem with that.

[Monet X Change]

And RuPaul looks really good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, RuPaul's run is like gingham sequin. I don't love the belt part.

[Monet X Change]

I don't like the belt part of her makeup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Obviously. She looks amazing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, looks stunning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think you're gonna look that good when you're that age?

[Monet X Change]

I don't think my drag will look that good. I'm just I don't think it'll look that good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if you just give the tea? Well, if you get, if you get the.

[Monet X Change]

If I take the substance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you get the. Would you, would you ever get a,

[Monet X Change]

you know the answer to that question? There's no plastic surgery I would not do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd be too nervous at that point.

[Monet X Change]

What do you have to lose? I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at this fucking.

[Monet X Change]

Look at this 65 year old motherfucking black nigga. He is beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Somebody's uncle. He is stunning. Somebody be like Uncle Rue.

[Rocket Money Announcer]

Uncle Rue.

[Monet X Change]

He is so beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Somebody be like Uncle Rue. How you doing? Hooking. So Ciara looks like she is at one point she looks like she's stuck in her costume, which is just uncomfortable. Like we're testing this at home, right? Yeah, we're testing this. Right.

[Monet X Change]

Well, clearly the sleeve was too tight on one til she. This Cleese should have been a complete like tear or something so it like snapped so she couldn't get off. And she was. There she goes struggling, struggling, struggling to get it off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this little Athena spin thing, ass. I thought it was good. Her little spin. You thought it was good, Monet? She looked like she fell. No, I thought she skipped across the floor like a rock on a pond. It's not, I gotta be honest, not

[Monet X Change]

better than Miss Thing trying to rip

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that thing off and slam the costume off. Something about Athena I've been watching, I've been watching a pit stop and I kind of see what Bianca talking about. I see what Bianca talking about. Athena just.

[Monet X Change]

She's a little corny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know her makeup just a little and just come for me. We don't.

[Monet X Change]

But like I said this so many times, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just so muddy. Yeah, she looked dirty.

[Monet X Change]

Dirty is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looked like she did drag at brunch and now we're watching her at the night show. Yeah, I like she did. She did the parade and then she was like. But I still got a gig. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Her makeup, I've been saying this for a long time. I do not like Athena's makeup. And she needs to and which is crazy because she's a seasoned queen. So she's been doing it for a while. You think the makeup would be a little more together, but it's not good. And this outfit makes her look so stubby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And this also, I will say a pair of. The Internet is up in arms about this. They think Athena won.

[Monet X Change]

I thought she won.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But at least what Ciara did, at least Ciara's Lip sync has something to do with a number. Like I get it, you can't choose your song but you just taking off clothes. This is not Burleska. This is like at least do something that got something to the hip. No, y' all are not gonna sit here and tell me this bitch ate like y' all stop gaslighting me.

[Monet X Change]

She didn't eat but neither Ciara didn't eat either. Ciara like their Sierra lip syncs like

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like like like a white girl that

[Monet X Change]

just did poppers on the dance floor and she's just getting her life.

[Walden University Announcer]

You guys have probably heard the buzz about GLP1s lately, right? I know I have. They're everywhere and at first I honestly thought it might be a passing fad, but it's clear these are powerful healthcare tools and they are here to stay. What's really intriguing to me though is that it's not just about the number on the side scale, it's the overall health journey. People I know who use them are seeing better lab numbers, having more energy, and finding new levels of confidence. If I needed this product, RO is exactly where I'd go, especially because a self administered shot can be pretty intimidating for a lot of people. But now there's a new, more convenient way to try GLP1s the first FDA approved GLP1 pill for weight loss. It's available on RO for the lowest price around. This pill has the same weight loss ingredient as a shot and packs comparable results. On average, it's just one pill a day that helps you feel fuller and have fewer cravings. ROAM makes the whole process so simple. With 100% online care, you get a free insurance check, dosing support and side effect management. The new GLP1 pill is available as a cash pay option starting at $149 for the first dose plus your Roam membership fee. Higher doses are $2.99 a month. The Roam Potty membership itself is just $45 for your first month and $1.45 a month after that, which covers your unlimited provider, messaging and care, though it excludes the cost of the medication. And if the pill isn RO also offers a full suite of the most effective brand Name FDA approved GLP1 pens and vials after your first online visit. If you're eligible, you could start your medication in less than a week if paying cash, or about two weeks if you're using insurance. Go to RO Co Rivalry to see if you're eligible for the new GLP1 pill on RO. That's RO CO rivalry to get started on RO, go to ROE CO safety or boxed warning and full safety information about GLP1 medications. DeleteMe makes it easy, quick and safe to remove your personal data online. At a time when surveillance and data breaches are common enough to make everyone vulnerable and susceptible, it's actually easier than ever for people to find your personal information online. Having your home address, your phone number and even your family members names just

[Monet X Change]

hanging out on the world could have

[Walden University Announcer]

an action actual real life consequences to your life. We're seeing more and more where nefarious actors will find this data and use it to target people or exploit that sensitive information. That's why the New York Times and Wirecutter named Deleteme their top pick for data removal services. As someone with an active online presence, privacy is essential to me. I deal with a lot of eyes on my life and knowing that Delete Me is working to remove my data from hundreds of data broker websites gives me such a huge sense of security. If you haven't been a victim of doxxing or harassment yourself, you almost can certainly know that Delete Me has your back. Removing your data will help you protect yourself and your business before the information can be used against you. Take control of your data and keep your private life private by signing up for Delete Me now at a special discount for our listeners. Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to JoinDeleteMe.com rivalry and and use promo code rivalry at checkout. The only way to get 20% off is to join DeleteMe.com rivalry and enter code rivalry at checkout. That's JoinDeleteMe.com rivalry code rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like straight people do poppers on the dance floor, girl.

[Monet X Change]

That's the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, straight girl, they've been doing this.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. For like for the past two years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they've been doing this. My old mate says she did poppers one time on the dance floor. Really? Yeah, girl, yeah. What? You ain't gotta call people's name out. See, this is why you be in trouble. This why that soccer player don't fuck with this. Why he won't text you back.

[Monet X Change]

No, he did text me back about

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you out on him.

[Monet X Change]

No, but he sent me a. Cause we didn't exchange numbers. But he sent me a thing on Grindr. He's like, hey, how do we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, actually you know what? Let me, let me.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you saw all your reviews. Nigga, I got some reviews. This is unprompted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I would love to hear this.

[Monet X Change]

This Is unprompted. I just opened my grinder and I screenshotted it too. Haven't been on here, but that was

[Bob the Drag Queen]

maybe the best head I've ever gotten.

[Monet X Change]

You are the best.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You on any socials or he ever

[Monet X Change]

in the city that they're from, just

[Bob the Drag Queen]

which we all know the city. You can say it again, just New York City.

[Monet X Change]

Doubt. Doubt the latter. But please, seriously, I would really like to meet again. Please let me know, please. Begging and pleading

[Bob the Drag Queen]

because you haven't met me yet, honey. I tell he can knuckle puck, right? I want you to puck that little dangly thing to swing at the back of my throat. So Ciara wins. By the way. Ciara's tuck is tight. And the silicone breasts, next level.

[Monet X Change]

It was so impressive for a second

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, wait, does she just

[Monet X Change]

have a little extra? Like. I was confused because it looked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we.

[Monet X Change]

It is such a good. Was it a prosthetic she was wearing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, prosthetic, yes. She said it during the. Not untucked, but during the. There's no on top of the thing.

[Monet X Change]

It was very impressive. I thought it was very well done. Like I girl, my eye was like, wow, she would. She better do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is very, very, very well done. I honestly, if. If Athena would have won, if Athena felt like she won, if they would have said either one, I would have been like, sure. You know why? Because we know neither one of these girls going. Going to make it. So I didn't mind Sierra winning. Like, the Internet was hot. Hot in Topeka, honey. But for me it was. It was either way. It was either way for me. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. The next round, Mia's ball is chosen and she chooses Mandy Star and man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mandy Mango. Mandy Mango. And Mandy Mango chooses just what they want. I love this song. Looking for the bitch who wants to walk. Looking for the bitch with the pussy that wants to pop. That's such a good line. Looking for the bitch with the pussy that wants to pop is so good.

[Monet X Change]

And we all know, obviously Mia is a great dancer. She is killing this lip sync.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we gotta talk about this obvious reveal. This shit is pissing me off. Well, the wig, the whole thing. She's in a fucking raincoat. What's wrong with that? I don't like that.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I don't think that's a bad thing. We've all bob, we've all been in a drag show. We've all had to clever up a costume and we've had cover ups that look that aren't that aren't the most deceiving. You've done it, I've done it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We've all done it. You have done it, and I've been there for you doing it. That ain't true. But y', all.

[Monet X Change]

Bob used to wear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, what happened?

[Monet X Change]

Fucking neck to floor, black dementor coat. And I don't have it anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't have it anymore?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't have it anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And like, girl, we know you're not wearing that for the show.

[Monet X Change]

It was your cover up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, like, for example, my Rita Repulsa cover up gagged the girlies. They didn't know it was coming. Split down the middle. Surprise, surprise, your Phoenix one. This cover up is. I made this one myself. I made a lot of my covers back in the day. That's a good cover up. That Phoenix cover up. I ate with that one. I ate with. This could be the gown. Bob, Roberta. I think I still have. I still got that vop.

[Monet X Change]

You are singing a song about fire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We think you'll perform the whole number like that. Because I'm covered in sing. I'm singed. Can you see that? I'm singing singed. Look at your red. It's coming up on the. The gown is coming up on the thing. Cause I'm singed This honestly, when you cannot say this cover up is not. You couldn't make this on your best day.

[Monet X Change]

I can make that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are way better sneezer than I'll ever be.

[Monet X Change]

I can admit that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch. I couldn't make this anymore. I haven't sewn in so long. If you told me I had to make that tonight, I would need a couple days. But I made this overnight before the tour. Why should I wait?

[Monet X Change]

Who didn't come through for you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I just figured myself. I said I'll just make it myself, and then I just. I postponed. I used to always sew my outfit the day of every show. I never sold nothing that I didn't wear the day I wore it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like back in the day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I was just back in my own. I should bring back. Should I become a redhead again?

[Monet X Change]

This was a great number, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, I ate the girls up with this one.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. This is our tour? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Reagan and Omar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was Reagan.

[Monet X Change]

Reagan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was Reagan.

[Monet X Change]

No, Reagan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Reagan. He did cast, didn't he?

[Monet X Change]

Do you know that Lloyd is a dad now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lloyd is a father.

[Monet X Change]

Lloyd has a child.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I seen a video of me and Lloyd on my phone just an old video of me and Lloyd just sitting on loins.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, back to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I ran into Tizzle Arm on the street.

[Monet X Change]

Did you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I sure did. And Tizzle Arm told me, I gotta come to your show. And I was like, don't say that. Cause if you're not coming, I'll be mad. Guess who didn't come. Tizzy Wizzy was a liar.

[Monet X Change]

We're talking about dancers from our OG Student rivalry tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So back to this. So Mia chooses Mandy. Mandy chooses what they want. And I gotta say, I love Mia's little. Her little.

[Monet X Change]

We're gonna talk about it later because it's. What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you gonna say? I wanna hear what you gonna say.

[Monet X Change]

I was gonna say her, like, dance move that she kind of does, she does to me. She does a reveal thing and then she does the this. She go this way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She does this thing. Mia has her set move. She does, yes. She's gonna hit you one of these. She gonna hit you one of these. She gonna hit you one of these.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it gets you. But it gets you lit, though.

[Monet X Change]

It does get you lit. It does get you lit. When we get Steve three times in a row, it gets a little unlit. I will say, when she pulled out that fucking money, it was the real dollars, $100. And tipping Mandy and throwing it at her. That was fucking brilliant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was good. I think she should have saved it for Juicy.

[Monet X Change]

She should have saved it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't do. Because Mia did every reveal.

[Monet X Change]

She did everything in the first round. She should have saved the money. That was gonna be my note, girl. Save the money. Also, it was very reminiscent Reminisce on Monet Exchange. You know, I did the money gag first on Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you threw it over yourself.

[Monet X Change]

On with Jinx doing Jinx. Me and Jinx.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you threw it over both.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think she stole your idea, but she did. She did real money.

[Monet X Change]

She did real money. She would have worked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You was throwing rubils, honey. So I was right. Now, I don't understand. Oh, I wrote. I just wrote, I don't understand what Athena is doing. I love me a little little dance move. Her little move. It looks like Mia tried to take her skirt off at one point, but it didn't work. Or maybe she thought to save it. I don't know. Oh, really? I didn't see that. They both had some good moves. This is like, basically like hip hop versus, like, vogue.

[Monet X Change]

Well, well, Aja was very sweet. Aja was like, mandy, come on over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come on.

[Monet X Change]

Come into the house. We'll. We'll talk about some. This volume.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Mandy is a bad voguer, whereas I think what's her name is Noging. We'll get to it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Aja said, hi, Mandy Mango. I'm gonna get you up in the studio, boo. We gonna get that vogue, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I think that Mandy does voguing, and she probably goes to balls and stuff. She's probably just not great at it. Whereas Vita just was straight up. Nogging. Vita was just like, straight up.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, gay.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, Mia wins this one. I agree.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I think Mia definitely beat Mandy for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Even like Mandy's dips, when she's doing a dip and her leg is pulling off the floor every time she does a dip leg up here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can dip better than that. Also. It's not even.

[Monet X Change]

The other leg is on the floor too. It's like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How was your dip?

[Monet X Change]

Not good. I am not a good dipper. My body does not move like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're going to both do a dip and we're going to post it.

[Monet X Change]

No, we're not. I cannot do that. I cannot do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pretty good dip.

[Monet X Change]

I'm a Shangela myself. Fucking break my knee. It was a shin, I think was her shin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Apparently the shin. Apparently the stocking was bone and you could see the. The stocking. You can see the bone. Oh, right.

[Podcast Producer/Assistant]

Next round is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all don't want to hear about. Okay. But nobody wants to talk about 9 11.

[Monet X Change]

So you know that Mariah Carey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently nobody wants to talk about 9 11.

[Monet X Change]

Have you seen Eureka? O' Hara going live and just fully being fully asleep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She pulling the old jasmine rice.

[Monet X Change]

Jasmine rice. Oh, she sure used to do that. Jazz would be live with just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Sleeping on live. Anyway, so the third lip sync is Dee Dee Dee Dee Fuego versus Vita Bontee star. Vita gets to choose the song, and she chooses the song. Main event. How do you feel about this song? How do you feel about this?

[Monet X Change]

This is the main event.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't know it started like that. Yeah, yeah. This is from the album Champion.

[Monet X Change]

Champion is season three or season two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Champion. Season. Season one.

[Monet X Change]

Was it season one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Champion was snubbed at the Grammys. I'm gonna go ahead and say it. Champion is a good album. I genuinely. My heart of hearts could listen to Champion front to back. Never skip a song.

[Monet X Change]

I never listened to it all the way through. I thought this was a good lip sync.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought, okay.

[Monet X Change]

Vita looks so entrancingly beautiful when she's like. When the camera does those shots of her and she just see her, she's looking dead up at the camera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And her eyes. It's her eye makeup. Her eye makeup.

[Monet X Change]

It's so beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do. I still stand, but I think Didi Fuego is also stunning. These are two very beautiful queens. I like the little hat. The hair reveal. The hair that was good too attached to the hat. That's a reveal I had not seen yet.

[Monet X Change]

I thought Dee Dee wanted her lip sync.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well. Okay, here's another cover up, right this cover up. She like this bitch like a loofah.

[Monet X Change]

But I like this, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But this is an ugly outfit.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think so. I think it's cool. I like it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monae, this. You like it? Good. This is the human manifestation of your poof. This bitch looked like your poof from the sponge dress.

[Monet X Change]

I think what she had under was good. And she didn't reveal all of it. Cause she still had the bodysuit reveal that she was gonna save.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She reveal the body she was showing. You can see the last outfit in the first two outfits, but it looked

[Monet X Change]

like it could have been a choice and didn't reveal till later. But I thought Adid did a good job. I thought Dede should have won because Vita didn't do anything besides just lip sync.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she was focusing on the emotion. Do you even know what the song is about? Here we go again. Zen and Zen zenith.

[Monet X Change]

Do you even know what it's about? You gotta know where it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I won't let the spotlight see the heartbreak in my love life. It's about having a heartbreak, but you go out and you dance anyway. And you're at the club just dancing, even though you just went through a horrible breakup.

[Podcast Producer/Assistant]

Have you seen the Katy Perry documentary?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about it?

[Podcast Producer/Assistant]

There's a scene, the Katy Perry documentary, where she just gets divorced by Russell Crowe via text. Not Russell Crowe, Russell.

[Monet X Change]

Russell Brand via text.

[Podcast Producer/Assistant]

And she's like in her room sobbing. And they're like, katie, the show's in five minutes. And she's like. And she gets up and she fucking does the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooky, kooky and spooky.

[Monet X Change]

I think I could do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think that Vita won, girl. I did do that. Girl. When my mom was dying, I was doing fucking crying under the stage during Madonna. Like, boohoo. And house burned down. And then next day, girl literally. Literally, like on the stage being like, this is so crazy. All right, put your hands up on Madonna.

[Monet X Change]

Damn, Madonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crazy I think Vita won, but again, it don't matter because I don't think any one of these girls gonna go to the end. It does matter, because I guess it does matter.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true, because I did not think Susie 2 was gonna win. Last. Last. The last one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Susie won the lip sync bruises.

[Monet X Change]

She sure did.

[Podcast Producer/Assistant]

No, she did not.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she did. I don't know Susie 2:1 last year. Because there's a whole thing about the. The way to win is be from Florida with. With red hair. Susie one last year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Susan Tooth. Is the lip sync. Is the lip sync Annihilator correct? I guess so. Shout out to Miss Toot.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, can we see some of the comments?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shout out to the

[Walden University Announcer]

nigga.

[Monet X Change]

You literally did it, too. Yeah, I agree. I thought that Dee Dee was more interesting. I thought Dee Dee was great. I thought it was really cool, and she was my winner. But, you know, RuPaul gets a final decision.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to round two. This is the fourth lip sync. This is Vita Von T Star versus Mia Starr. The stars have aligned, honey. Vita has to go back to back, which is not. That'd be. I'd be a little annoyed.

[Monet X Change]

That is a little annoying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we do that fucking booze and sadness.

[Monet X Change]

And between the cameras going down and repoing, she had a solid 5, 10 minutes to get herself together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mia chooses. So Mia gets. So Vita gets to choose the person she chooses. Mia. Mia chooses to call me mother. That's what I would have chosen first, but I know Kenya, please, is like, thank God. I know Kenya's like, woo. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

[Monet X Change]

Hallelujah. I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, baby. Vita hit that little. No,

[Monet X Change]

there she goes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, she is going to let this girl. She did.

[Monet X Change]

And I was, you know, love, Mia. But this is round two. We're seeing a similar moveset, and I love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, sorry. Vita hit the.

[Monet X Change]

No, Vita hit the nog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Vita hit the noug.

[Monet X Change]

But, I mean, Mia's doing her same, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but that being said, it's better.

[Monet X Change]

It is better. But I think this is why it doesn't pay off at the end, because by the time she looks once against Juicy, we've seen this similar moveset three times, so it's not as fun or impressive anymore to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vita's a little low energy for this song for Call Me Mother, I think

[Monet X Change]

Vita is a low energy. Like there's any of her lip syncs. Vita was never like an explosion of energy. It was always enough to get through.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I feel like Vita, don't really get high. I don't feel like Vita yells at anyone.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think Vita yells at anyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vita be like, well, if you say so.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I cannot picture Vita raising her voice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

True. Let's agree to disagree.

[Monet X Change]

That was very hard. So Mia ends up winning this lip sync. And I think the judges are right. I think this. I agree with this one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vita said that she was expecting me to choose Sissy. That walk for some reason. Why?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This episode is sponsored by Rocket Money. You guys, I have to be real with you. I literally used to avoid looking at my bank account because organizing my finances felt so overwhelming. Between the podcast touring and just living life in la, money was going out

[Rocket Money Announcer]

in a hundred different directions and I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

honestly had no clue where to even begin. I finally downloaded the Rocket Money app

[Rocket Money Announcer]

and it was such a wake up call.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I found out I was paying for

[Rocket Money Announcer]

random subscriptions I hadn't used in months. One of those, like, free trials that I, you know, definitely forgot to cancel. Rocket Money Mix is so easy because it tracks your subscriptions and can actually cancel the unwanted ones for you within an app. In just a few taps, they've actually saved users over $880 million in canceled subscriptions. What I use it for every day now is the dashboard. It consolidates my checking, saving, and loans in one place so I can have a clear view of my entire financial picture. It also categorizes my transact automatically, which revealed some interesting spending patterns regarding how much I was spending on takeout. Baby, I love to order takeout. I had to dial it back. Since I started using it, I set actual financial goals and it's been a total game changer. On average, users who create a financial goal with Rocket money save over $70 within the first 30 days. The app is free to download, and it really takes the stress out of managing your own money. I'm serious, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Rocket Money Announcer]

If you feel like your finances are a mess, this is the tool you need. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. [e-mail] Rivalry that's RocketMoney.com Rivalry RocketMoney.com Rivalry

[Walden University Announcer]

Support for this podcast is brought to you by Walden University. Ever catch yourself thinking, what if I could go after what I actually want and really make a difference? You're not alone, girl. And that's exactly why I want to tell you about Walden University. For over 50 years, Walden has helped working adults like you get the W with the knowledge and skills to build the future you want and make a difference where it matters most. If you've been waiting for the right

[Monet X Change]

moment, this is it.

[Walden University Announcer]

Head to WaldenU.edu and take the first step. Walden University Set a Course for Change Certified to Operate by Chef this message is brought to you by today's sponsor, Walden University. Set a Course for Change. Want to make real change in your life, career and community? At Walden University, we give you the support and flexibility to get the W With online programs designed for working professionals. You'll gain hands on skills to take on real world challenges and succeed. Your future is waiting and Walden is here to help you achieve it. Take the first step. Visit waldenu. Edu Walden University Set a Course for Change Certified to Operate by Chef There's

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a new way to sweetgreen Meet Wraps. Handheld, hearty and made for life on the move. With bold, Chef crafted flavors, fresh Ingredients and over 40 grams of protein, they're built to satisfy without slowing you down. Try wraps today in the app [e-mail] available at all participating locations. Let's go on to Kenya versus Sierra. This is Kenya's first time lip sync and we're lip sync number five. And Kenya chooses Ciara and then Ciara chooses Pretty gang because she's like, I'm gonna eat the girlies up. Ciara is low key on her discord shit a little bit a girl.

[Monet X Change]

I'm delusional. She says. She says she chooses the song because she wants to show she can rap.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who gives?

[Monet X Change]

Who gives a fuck if you can rap? You're trying to get to the next round. Why are you trying to show a skill that you want to like what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, you're not rapping. You're lip syncing to someone else rapping. So I was like, record the song, then rap. I was like, that was a stupid

[Monet X Change]

reason to choose that song. She should have shown something and be

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like, I'm showing y' all I can play guitar. I'm playing air gu. I'm not really playing guitar.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

I was like, she should have showed something that was wordy knowing that it's Kenya pleaser and she probably would not know the words.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, RuPaul is rapping in a lot of these songs. You could have shown that on a litany of songs. Yeah, it is a weird thing, baby. Kenya is eating this bitch the fuck up. This is the biggest this is the most, like, disparate. Easiest choice. You ain't better. Lift that damn leg up. Yeah. This is literally not even close. Like, I mean, Ciara did put up a good fight, but it wasn't enough. Like, she did her best. She didn't give up like Jane did.

[Monet X Change]

No, Jane didn't give up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She literally was like, oh, I can't. She literally was like, I can't. You know. You know what Naomi calls a. Get a load of this guy. Ever seen him do that? Get a load of this guy.

[Monet X Change]

I would say, if Kenyo would have. You know, I love that big bitch in Portland. My friend who does the flips.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The backflipping girl.

[Monet X Change]

Front flip. Backflip aerials. Yeah. I see Kenya, love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's on the Big Girls. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

With Lizzo. Oh, my God. Why am I blanking on her name? Jesus Christ.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never knew it.

[Monet X Change]

I'm so sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she's. She's.

[Monet X Change]

She's a trans woman from Portland.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, she's indigenous.

[Monet X Change]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's brown.

[Monet X Change]

No, she's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She white.

[Monet X Change]

She's white. She white. She's white.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's Puerto Rican.

[Monet X Change]

She's white, baby. She's Mexican. No, no, no, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bd. Bd. I thought she's Puerto Rican, but yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Kenya, if you really want to impress people, next time you're on Drag Race, girl, learn to do some aerials before the next time on Drag Race, Kenya will eat the girlies up. What learns to do an aerial.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's like. That girl's been doing Ariels for her whole life. I mean, who learns to do an aerial in their adulthood?

[Monet X Change]

You can learn to do aerial. Shake Shakele onto the aerial.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shay learned to do the aerial.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't know she wasn't doing it

[Monet X Change]

when she was younger. She did not. She was not to. She learned to do it because she wanted to do it. As a mother.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think you could learn to do an aerial?

[Monet X Change]

I could. I could. I'm too scared to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think. I think in my heart of hearts, I could do that front flip. Walk over that front flip, land on your butt thing that Juicy does.

[Monet X Change]

You mean into a split?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she just flips over and she lands, like, on her butt, and she's, like, sitting. It's like she's standing, and then she flips forward in the air. You mean when she does.

[Monet X Change]

Like this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she's standing. Her body goes head, feet, and then she lands. Her feet land. Then she's kind of just sitting on her butt. I don't think I'm sitting there.

[Monet X Change]

We'll get there. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I genuinely feel like if you give me a month, I could learn that.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think you could learn a back walkover?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I do.

[Monet X Change]

Should that be our next. Anything you can do, who can get it done in one class?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How much in one class? I think I could do a. I think I could do a back hand tuck before I could do a back walk over What? No. Yes, I do.

[Monet X Change]

Cause I guess you have to be flexible for the. Can you split?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not anymore, bitch. I haven't done a video. I've been split in, like, 15 years, I don't think.

[Monet X Change]

I've never seen you do a split

[Bob the Drag Queen]

ever before I met you. It was an injury.

[Monet X Change]

I had an injury.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me and Frosty flaked at the club. I never told you a story. No.

[Podcast Producer/Assistant]

Yes, you have. We told it on the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember. I. Shut the hell up there.

[Monet X Change]

Damn, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, Shut your bitch ass up. So me and Frosty Blakes were at the club dancing, and then in drag

[Monet X Change]

for a number or just out of

[Bob the Drag Queen]

drag at the club. We was at posh.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just dancing. And I used to love to get a little circle and battle somebody. So we were going back and forth.

[Monet X Change]

Used to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This queen pulled out a fan. I'm on. Compete with the fan. I had to bust out my move, honey. I jumped. I did the splits, baby. No, I did the splats. I could not get up. I was stuck to the ground. I had to, like, fake some floor performance. And then I crawled to the bathroom at the interview.

[Monet X Change]

To the bathroom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I couldn't. Monet. I couldn't stand up. You know, the bathroom right across from DJ Booth. So. Monet. I had to crawl out of the club. Monet. I literally crawled from the bathroom to the front door into a cab. Took the cab.

[Monet X Change]

What are people saying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Took the cab back to Upper west side and crawled up the stairs. I promise you. And then I had to have a friend go get crutches from Goodwill so I could work, and I was on crutches for two weeks.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And so that's why you try to. That's why you try to get ready

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to do that one. That's how the monster. I gave you time. I mean, I did it unstretched, and I wasn't even one of those pussies to the ground. It was just, like, real close. It wasn't one of those, like, full. That was just one of those, like, yes, it's a passable split, but yeah, girl, I Girl, that was. That was. I had to crawl up my. I crawled literally from the bathroom all the way back to my bed.

[Monet X Change]

When you hurt yourself in a split. You, you, you. It is very big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I know.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So anyway, Kenya wins this against Ciara. I agree.

[Monet X Change]

I agree too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's move on to lip sync number six, which is Jane versus Discord.

[Monet X Change]

This is why I like Jane Doe. Jane Doe chooses Discord. And for the plot, she chooses Sissy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That walk, it is very funny.

[Monet X Change]

Very funny. This is why this girl. This is why I fucks with Jane Doan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like Jane Doan too. I like Jane Doan. Jane Doan is a queen.

[Monet X Change]

And she looks great. She looks very pretty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She does. She is pale. She is.

[Monet X Change]

That is a white bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cuz her red is red. She looks like. She looks like the Japanese flag. Come on, Casper.

[Monet X Change]

She is a pale person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Oh, wait.

[Monet X Change]

Why don't gloves do nothing on her hand? They too tight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Discord is wearing that like Mugler. Let me turn out.

[Monet X Change]

I'm so sick of seeing this outfit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Love this.

[Monet X Change]

I'm so sick of seeing this outfit. Look in the camera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell it to Naomi Smalls. Look in the camera and tell them

[Monet X Change]

Naomi Smiles is the first one. We still do it on Drag Race,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but tell name is what you think her at this outfit.

[Monet X Change]

You're sick of seeing Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell them you're sick of seeing it.

[Monet X Change]

No, I live on Naomi. Oh, I'm sick of seeing like. Tell Mistress Mistress's ones was hers was hideous last season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say it again.

[Monet X Change]

She knows it was idiots, but it was really bad. It was not good. And Mistress is. Yeah, she did not kill it. But girls, season 19.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're building a moratorium. No Marie Antoinette.

[Monet X Change]

Norma Marine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No Mugler. Red cowgirl. Ruby Red Cowboy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. What else are we sick of? Are we sick of seeing Bob Mackie fringe?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think we see Bob Mackie fringe that much, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

We see it pretty often, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Jacob is so teacher. Man, you're so messy. Jacob wrote that. So I mean, this is really. I think this is. Obviously Jane won this. Discord leaning back with the walk each time was actually really funny. Jay, Discord does not know the words to the song. Really? I didn't know. I'm telling you, she. And this whole thing where you say like, like stuff like. And if I fly, it'd be something like. And when. Like she could see. You can see she's saying like. And when. When the song says and if I fly. I noticed that it's like little song. And I kept being like, ooh, she don't know the words. But yeah, Jane wins. I agree. Of course, Discord does not agree.

[Monet X Change]

I know. Of course she doesn't agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we expected this much. And now we're on to round three.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. So Jane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The semifinals.

[Monet X Change]

So Jane's ball gets chosen and she chooses to go against Juicy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she doesn't want to shake ass to Peanut Butter, but she was right. The other girl probably weren't gonna choose Peanut Butter.

[Monet X Change]

But all the songs are the same. Like, thing like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but Peanut Butter is about shaking ass. The song's about, like, even the video they're at, like, that is about shaking ass.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm saying something. You can all. Everyone knows that Kenya probably will not know the words. So I would always try to. I would pick Kenya. Even if it's an ass shaking song, I think that Kenya might not know the words. It will help me out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, maybe I could see that. But she chooses to go against. I mean, would you rather go against one of the ass shaking girls or the Latin girl? The Cha Cha Cha Latina against the song Cha Cha Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I'm like. So I would have chosen Kenya.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have chosen Cha Cha Bitch, hoping to go against Dedi Fuego. Cause she's not one of those Cha cha cha Latinas by her own word. But then she went anyway. But yeah, so no, I lied to you. I said that Kenya versus Sierra was the most brutal one. This one is brutal.

[Monet X Change]

I think Jane is trying to do when Juicy does that fucking headstand reveal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, first of all, before we even get to it, Nene clocked Jane's tea when she said if she does that thing where she tries to make the other girl look stupid, she might pull it off. And I gotta be honest. I am with Naomi Smalls. It's not fierce. Get a load of this guy. I don't think it's fierce. It is annoying. Can you believe he's doing the splits?

[Monet X Change]

I agree. But I think at that point, she was like, there's nothing I can do. She's like, I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just do your best.

[Monet X Change]

She's like, I cannot lip sync her. She is. She did the Georgia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She wants to air.

[Monet X Change]

She did the. What is this one called?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Women. Oh, the work the world. He worked the world.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I'm just like, I just. Do your own thing. Just do your. Don't. Don't do a social commentary on. Don't come and comment on what she did. Just do your thing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I think that. I think she tried her best, and I think that she realized there's nothing I can do. She tried to do a cartwheel, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

at this point, I would have did

[Monet X Change]

a Bob at Posh or a Monet at the Monster. I would have done a split.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I couldn't do it, I would done my whole final lip sync on the ground floor. Work, honey. I mean, I don't think James stood a fighting chance. That backhand reveal was cunt. It was. Get along with this. I'm sorry. Can you believe this bitch? It's so cheesy. Naomi was right. What did Naomi say? It's corny.

[Monet X Change]

It is corny. But you know what else you gonna do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, so we are down to Mia. Mia Star versus Kenya Pleaser. The song is Peanut. Wait, we didn't wrap it up. Oh, no.

[Podcast Producer/Assistant]

I'm just showing this to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Well, so, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

White condo forever.

[Monet X Change]

Juicy. Juicy wins the lip sync against Juicy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This queen is painted.

[Monet X Change]

She is. Juicy wins the losing against Jane. Don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. And obviously, I agree. Juicy won. She ate her up. Jane did her best. Look, get a load of this guy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It didn't work this time. You are. You can't. You have to just be able to criticize the ones you like to. You got to. I have.

[Monet X Change]

I have criticized.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said.

[Monet X Change]

You interrupted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, and then. Mia Star versus Kenya Pleaser. This is the penultimate lip sync.

[Monet X Change]

Peanut butter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the penultimate is peanut butter. And this. First of all, the fact that Kenya Pleaser can twerk in pads is kind of crazy, y'. All Twerking in pads. Is it moving, though? Yes, it moves. It moves like she's actually twerking in pads. And I was actually really gagged that she was able to get her pads moving like that. Can you twerk into pads?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe they're silicone. There's no way. There has to be something about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know, girl. Maybe there's just enough underneath it to get it moving. But she actually is for real. For real. Twerking in her pads. I have never seen a girl effectively twerking padding. Yeah, I haven't either.

[Monet X Change]

So there has to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If she's wearing big pads, there has

[Monet X Change]

to be something in there. Bob, there's no way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mia. I mean, Kenya, comment below. How you twerking in pads? Let us know what's going on. This is great. This is a really. Mia was hot out the gate. Mia, bust out the gate. I'm really impressed by this lip sync. I genuinely. I am very impressed by this lip sync.

[Monet X Change]

I think so, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what would have been really cunt is if this little bib Kenya's wearing would have turned into a gown. If she'd have just hood. And then it fell into a full gown. Oh, yeah, look. Yeah, it was moving.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think so, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But then.

[Monet X Change]

Then what? Then she got to be lifting it in a gown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then you tear the skirt off. Oh, maybe that have been really fierce.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, dancing behind it. I was kind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they said Mia won this. I agree. Mia. Mia won. It was still really good.

[Monet X Change]

It was either Or. If they said Kenya one, I could have. I think either one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she topped her. When she started topping her, like, that was, like, a little fierce move. Like, she's thinking, you know, it's not. Get a load of this guy's. Like, that's not. I wouldn't call that one. Get a load of this guy.

[Monet X Change]

No, they're both engaging equally, and, like, they're, like, partnering, listening together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah. But I think this is pretty good. I still think Mia won, but if they would have said Kenya won, I don't think the Internet would have been upset. They would have been like, yeah, maybe she did. But I do want to see Mia versus Juicy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's what I want to see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Over Kenya versus Juicy White. Or they want to be on a podcast. Coach. Hey, Cody.

[Podcast Producer/Assistant]

Come here, Cody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we have the final lip sync of the night. It is Juicy Love Dion versus Mia Starr, and they are lip syncing to the song Cover Girl. This is. And this is the big tiebreaker.

[Monet X Change]

He has Juicy. Sorry, I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come on. Come on. Everyone's calling for fucking Cody. It's fine. Cody can be. Y'.

[Monet X Change]

All. Let him just do his thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is, first of all, that kick, that bop my. Off the top, Ma.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what did she. What's a batma?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A batma is like a high kick, but like, a specific kind of high. A bat. We're on a. Yeah. A batma is like a. It's like a kick when you, like, you don't bend your knee, and it just goes straight up, and it just. It's like a high. It's a high kick. A batma's a high kick.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Batma. B, A. I think it's B. A T said batma.

[Monet X Change]

B, O, P, M, A.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gonna bop your mom? And I think. I think Batman might be one word. I think I've never actually seen Batman written. I'm just assuming that's How Batma is written? No, B. A bat Mot.

[Monet X Change]

What is French?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Batman? I don't speak. I can't spell French, but yeah, it's a Batman. It's like a high kick. Well, I don't know. I don't want Fitness Fun to come get us.

[Monet X Change]

Fitness fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fitness Fun does this thing. Yeah, maybe Brenda Darling does Batma.

[Monet X Change]

She does a Batma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Brenda Darling is a Batma. Girly.

[Monet X Change]

Honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, they get it, Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So, yeah, I think the distancing was good. I think again, Juicy best her because I think Juicy still had more gas in the tank. And this was Mia's fourth lip sync. Whereas Juicy is just Juicy's second. This is just Juicy's second lip sync.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, Juicy is younger, more athletic. She's just got a lot of tricks. Whereas Mia has like the music and the rhythm in her soul. Whereas Juicy has the rhythm and the bones of. Of a 21 year old. Yeah, the body. Just the body of a 21 year old. I was just sitting there grabbing something on my dressing room, my closet, and I bent down and I was like, ooh. But I would break myself to win. To do. To win the lip sync. I would do a full day of destroying my body.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I'm Hondo.

[Monet X Change]

Absolutely. Every time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, Juicy wins the final lip sync. And I agree. Juicy gathered. No one's gathered. No one's destroyed. We're all like, this is less shocking than the end of Titanic.

[Monet X Change]

I think that Juicy well deserved. Colleen on the podcast, she's getting $50,000.

[Podcast Producer/Assistant]

What's your episode where you each hold. What if you each hold one of the animals?

[Monet X Change]

Colleen won't stay that long.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, Colleen on the podcast, we got a zoo in this bitch.

[Monet X Change]

George Orwell said what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, thank you for tuning in, but if you want to, if you're only watching Untucked. There's no untucked. There's no untucked. But we do have some. Do we have Juicy stuff today? Your mic is very far from you. Do we have juicy stuff today?

[Podcast Producer/Assistant]

I have a little bit. We talked about some of it already, but.

[Monet X Change]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So we will be talking about the current adventure, I guess just a straight

[Monet X Change]

up current event story this week. Yeah, it's a rental rate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, we'll see you on the Patreon.

[Monet X Change]

Alrighty.