Bob (2:03)

You be.

Monet (2:03)

You. You hold my. What's your name?

Bob (2:07)

Jacob?

Monet (2:08)

No, this person in the chat. I lost it. So many comments already. Oh, added. Added this handle to whatever. You mean to tell me if you home by yourself for a whole day and you just, you just, you're. You' you're bedrotting. You've watched 19 episodes of a show, you're just in your bed, you go take a little tinkle. You wash your hands after that one, too.

Bob (2:29)

Be for real. For real. I mean, I would say if I'm, like, by myself, I wash my hands probably like 90, 90% of the time. There are times when I don't. I will say, when it's really cold outside. No, most. Even when I'm by myself, I wash my hands most time when it's really cold outside and I have to go out. Like, if I'm out. Like, I remember being a kid and oh, my God, this is not. We'll talk about this during our talk. Listen, we need to talk about RuPaul's Drag Race.

Monet (2:54)

Finish the thought, Bob. You can edge. Just finish the thought and then move on.

Bob (2:58)

There were times when it'd be like, I'd be at the gas station with my. As a kid with my mom, and then I would. But I have to, like, leave the bathroom immediately and go to the car. And it was so cold, and I was like, I'm not washing my hands. I remember thinking, it's just too. It's too cold. It's just too cold to wash my hands. I don't want to be out there with my hands recently wet or. Do you know how long it takes to actually fudgeing dry? You're like, to actually get them, like, actual, like, dry, dry.

Monet (3:25)

And especially when you're a black person and you wash your hands and you have somebody house and they don't have lotion. So I wash my hands. And then now. Now that's why I want to.

Bob (3:34)

When I go.

Monet (3:34)

When I go people house, I have my little lotion in my bag because then I get ashy. I get right here in the corner all white as fuck.

Bob (3:40)

Like.

Monet (3:40)

No.

Bob (3:42)

Well, I always wash my hands. At your house, you have that lotion next to the thing?

Monet (3:45)

Yeah, I do. I keep lotion all my bathrooms.

Bob (3:47)

I have lotion in my bathroom, but not in the. Not in the main. I barely have soap in there.

Monet (3:53)

Well, Bob, this is not. This is not sibling washery. This is sibling watchery. Okay.

Bob (3:57)

Oh, someone, someone, someone came quick and ready today. Look at that. All right, let's go into it. So recently, Bida Bunty Starr has just. Which is the most Alabama drag name of all time? Vita Von Tee, star. There's always a Star or Amon or a le' Paige or a Brooks or a. Anyway, has just been eliminated, and they are wrecked. Like this. Elimination has wrecked the girls.

Monet (4:29)

Well, you mean. I mean, from episode one, because it was a design challenge. She's a designer. She seemed like a front runner, but I quickly. I mean, I'm not there, obviously, but I quickly lost my. But, you know, maybe there's an emotional connection, like Love is Blind, that these girls were building to her. I will say. Juicy crying with this fucking headpiece on is sending me. She looks like a clown.

Bob (4:50)

Yeah. The more I look at the headpiece, the more I hate it. When I first saw it, I was. I liked it. But then if you look at it for more than 10 seconds, it starts to look goofy, but not in a good way.

Monet (4:59)

And Discord, you know, this is her experience. Listen, I'm not going to discount Discord's experience. This is her experience of her time on the show. But she said she is always so close to the top. She is always getting a 4.99995 out of. Out of five. And she just never quite gets. I'm like, bitch, are you?

Bob (5:22)

I believe in myself a lot, but I've never been. I've never been. I've. I. I won't. I. It would take a lot to believe in myself as much as Marty believes in herself. It is honestly crazy.

Monet (5:33)

Marty.

Bob (5:35)

Not Marty. Discord believes in herself, but also Marty. No, Marty barely believes in herself. You kidding me? Have you been around Marty? Marty's so insecure. I love Marty. Shout out to Marty Okamins. But she is anyway. But, yeah, I mean, it's. It is. I don't know. I don't. I think she's having a very different experience than the rest of us.

Monet (5:53)

She has people like you. Tell her last week that.

Bob (5:56)

That.

Monet (5:56)

That. That her Runway was one of the best runways you've ever seen on Drag Race. I wonder why she's having.

Bob (6:00)

I said one of the best. I did not say it's one of the best ones I've ever seen on Drag Race.

Monet (6:04)

But you love this so much.

Bob (6:05)

Liar.

Monet (6:05)

I said you loved it so much. You love her one way.

Bob (6:08)

Look, I did. I did love it, but you're making this thing up. I said it was one of the best I've ever seen on Drag Race. It was a good look. And I was also. Was the only one who said that. A lot of people said that Ed tag him, who's a lot in the chat. Did you? By the way, just so you guys know, if you want to watch us record these, you can join our patreon at our top tier. And they actually get to watch us do our podcast live. It was great. I thought it was a really good look. Okay. I mean, you're a hater, though. So, you know, as Violet and as Violet said, what would you know about fashion? As Violet said, you're the last one who should ever be judging anyone's fashion.

Monet (6:44)

Okay.

Bob (6:45)

And that's coming from the fashion. She literally said that about us.

Monet (6:47)

She was like, I don't go to civil rights.

Bob (6:49)

But she said it about you.

Monet (6:51)

She said about you, too. So you coming from one finger at me. How many are you?

Bob (6:56)

But no, I point like this,

Monet (6:59)

but

Bob (7:00)

she said it about you, and that's all that matters. The next day, they come in and they point out that everyone who has ever worked with Darlene has gone home. There isn't much going on today because RuPaul comes right in, and of course, I don't believe in the Drag Race curses. And they're like, everyone who wears this, everyone who does that, everyone who. Yeah, like, there was a period of time where, like, a lot of people who dressed like clowns during season one, the season like, me, Violet, Bianca, Sasha, Velour. So there was a period of time where, like, dressing like a clown during a non clowny challenge. But then I'm like, I don't believe. I don't actually believe in those things, though, you know?

Monet (7:38)

Oh, I don't. I mean, I, I, I never knew. I. Okay, Did Violet. Oh, yeah, Violet did. Did Violet do a clown on her season?

Bob (7:44)

Yeah, Violet did a clown look. I did a clown look. Bianca did a clown look. Sasha did a clown look. So it was. So it was. It was four in a row.

Monet (7:52)

And Aquarius, just a clown.

Bob (7:55)

Aquaria's probably the least clowny of all of us. The ones. The ones who I just announced, Aquaria is probably the least clowny of us all.

Jacob (8:02)

Evie also did a clown look.

Bob (8:03)

Who. Oh, and Evie. Evie did a clown look, too. Yeah, her orange Runway. Orange Runway. Okay, so it was like, five in a row. Yeah, there was five in a row where it was like, if you dress like a clown when no one asks you, just like a clown, you're gonna win Drag Race. I'm like, guys, that is a. Granted, it is a very strange coincidence. It's just a coincidence, you know?

Monet (8:21)

Um, yeah. So RuPaul comes, and he announces that the girls are playing this for this iteration of Drag Race, the Snatch Game of Love island, which I think is a. Is honestly, I ended up liking this twist, but the girls are trying to. They're. The girls are trying to suss out what. What this twist on the Snatch Game could be. And I'm like, listen, stop trying to figure out Drag Race. You'll never figure it out. John Pauley and them are just doing whatever they want. You'll never figure it out. Just. Just. Just go along for the ride, baby.

Bob (8:46)

I mean, going into it, I will say Snatch Game of Love really wasn't that different than. I mean, Snatch Game of Love island really wasn't very different than Snatch Game of Love. It was basically the same thing on an island set. Like, it was literally the exact same thing. So I don't think much has changed here, to be honest.

Monet (9:03)

Yeah, Yeah, I agree. And also, I was. I was shocked to learn that apparently a big part of Discord's drag is celebrity impersonation. She's impersonating.

Bob (9:10)

I wrote that, too. I get it. Yeah.

Monet (9:12)

She's a Gaga, Madonna, Amy Winehouse. But I'm like. Like, all these, like, impersonations. Like, you know. You know that queen in New York that does, like, the Reba impersonation? You. You know what I'm talking about.

Bob (9:21)

No.

Monet (9:22)

Well, anyway, there are queens who, like, do, like, impersonations. Like, Chad Michaels is a Cher impersonator. Discord, are you just, like, playing these girls and, like, like, for a number, or are you, like, like, impersonating? Like, that's a different thing. Like, I feel like. I feel like people in this episode, specifically her and Kenya. Well, I don't know about Discord, but using the word impersonation is like. That's a different thing. Impersonation is, like, a whole skill, a whole art form.

Bob (9:44)

I do think it can be impersonation if you're just doing a number, but that doesn't mean that you're impersonating them through voice. Like, I watched Untucked. Not Untucked, the Pit Stop, and Bianca and Alexis Michelle were talking about the difference between an illusion and an impersonation. Now, I would say that Kenya Pleaser is doing an illusion.

Monet (10:09)

An illusion.

Bob (10:11)

A pretty good Lizzo illusion.

Monet (10:14)

I agree.

Bob (10:15)

But I am. But I. But from seeing Kenya perform, I can't imagine she performs like Lizzo.

Monet (10:20)

No way. No way. I'm sorry. No way.

Bob (10:24)

So I think what's happening is she's going out there looking like Lizzo and just doing Kenya Pleaser.

Monet (10:28)

Kenya Michaels? Yeah. Kenya Pleaser, Kenya Michaels.

Bob (10:31)

Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah. She's doing Kenya Michaels, Kenya Pleaser as Kenya Michaels as Lizzo. A hat on a hat on a hat.

Monet (10:38)

Yeah. And the girls are talking about what the. What the. What options they're gonna do for Snatch Game. And like, I am gagged. The juicy. She says, I want to do America for aka Ugly Betty. But then she's bouncing between like 12 other strictly afro Latina characters, which is all within her. Right. She wants to do something of not just Afro Latina.

Bob (10:57)

She's just. No, not just because she sells a Sofia Vergara.

Monet (11:00)

She's an Afro Latina.

Bob (11:01)

Sofia Vergara is not Afro Latina under By any sense of the imagination.

Monet (11:05)

Well, she said. She said. She said with her mouth, Afro Latina. Now, she may have sent me some other just Latinx people, but she said with her. I wrote it down. She said Afro Latina.

Bob (11:17)

Well, but also, no, because she said Sofia Vergara, who is a white looking Hispanic lady. You know what I mean? But also I feel like she doesn't actually get a grasp on these. The only one I saw that she had an actual grasp on was America Ferrara as Ugly Betty. Because her idea of Sofia Vergara was just be slutty and Latina, which I don't think that's what Sofia Vergara's thing is not being slutty. It's being really pretty. It's being a pretty mom. And it is being a little clueless.

Monet (11:48)

Like, she doesn't.

Bob (11:49)

But it's like. But it's not like Sofia Vergara is not a slut. She's not known as being slutty. Not even the character she's.

Monet (11:57)

But she's not slutty.

Bob (11:58)

The characters she plays aren't even slutty. She just plays really pretty. I like nice things and I'm kind of clueless sometimes.

Monet (12:07)

Yeah. And I think that's what I'm saying.

Bob (12:09)

Like, I don't like this idea of like your. I mean, how do I say this? Your marginalization cannot be the joke. The joke can't be, I'm fat. Yeah, you can be fat and tell jokes. You can tell jokes from a fat perspective. But the joke can't just be, I'm fat.

Monet (12:30)

Yeah, I agree, I agree. You know what I mean?

Bob (12:32)

Like, you lose the humor in there if your joke is just, look, I'm fat.

Monet (12:36)

And I think. But that goes to, like, their understanding of comedy. I think that when girls think of the Snatch Game, they just think it's just Saying something funny to make Ru laugh, albeit the expense of this person's fatness or their sluttiness or whatever it is where it's like, yeah, but you're not, like, you're kind of missing what the challenge is about. It's about celebrity impersonation, about really embodying this character. And how does that. And how. And maybe. Maybe. How does Sofia. How does Sofia Vergara as a person think about things that are sexy? How does Sofia Vergara think about those things? Not that she is that thing.

Bob (13:11)

Bigbag busted in front of our Patreon, said, Jacob, if you're reading this, can you pretty please remind them to do finalist winner picks at the end? We will absolutely get that done. Thank you. And if you want to watch with us, you can, of course, join our Patreon, our top tier, and you can watch live with us. Um, yeah, I'm really disappointed in. I can already tell this is not going to be a great Snatch Game. Um, Juicy has no clue what she's doing. I don't think Juicy knows anyone. Like, I don't think. I think she just knows these, like. Does she know a Sofia Verra movie?

Monet (13:41)

Yeah, I. I think she's wanting to

Bob (13:43)

do something or TV show. Does she watch Modern Family?

Monet (13:46)

She's gonna do something Latino. She just wanted to do something Latino. She was like, I'm Cuban. I want to do something to someone that's from.

Bob (13:51)

From.

Monet (13:52)

From that same diaspora.

Bob (13:55)

I actually think that her Runway, which was Celia Cruz, would have been a pretty good Snatch Game. We've seen Celia Cruz on Snatch Game before.

Monet (14:06)

Who is Celia Cruz?

Bob (14:08)

Someone did Celia Cruz. I cannot remember who, but someone did it, because I remember yelling, a suca.

Monet (14:21)

I should have Celia Cruz.

Bob (14:25)

Anyway, I just said this. You literally say one thing, and someone's like, you haven't heard you singing a song. You just sing a song.

Jacob (14:33)

I was Lanesha Sparks.

Bob (14:35)

Lanisha Sparks. Exactly. That's who it was. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Monet (14:38)

And you said Rich recently. That was like 10. Over 10 seasons ago.

Bob (14:42)

I don't know that I said recently.

Monet (14:43)

Oh, oh. I want to point out something that you and Jacob gaslit me for. And the Patreon, they ate y' all up. Y' all said I said Atlanta. When I did not say Atlanta. I said Georgia. You said Atlanta. And then you and Jacob were both like, oh, no one a you said it.

Jacob (14:58)

No, you said Atlanta. We can go back and watch it right now, girl.

Monet (15:00)

I I Bitch. I. I watched what you told. I watched. I watched the episode, and everyone in the comments were like.

Bob (15:05)

And now I'm not gonna say the episode. You said, Atlanta, this is the.

Monet (15:07)

This is the fucking ring all over again. Please.

Bob (15:11)

Okay, you have anything else you wanna bring up from? Or do you wanna talk about this episode?

Monet (15:15)

Not right now. We'll see. We'll see what comes up. Okay.

Bob (15:18)

So killing.

Monet (15:19)

I've been learning in therapy to when my feelings come up, to handle them in that moment and not wait.

Bob (15:24)

Well, you should learn as a New Yorker when you mind your fucking business and stay on track. We go into. So we. We get to the walkthrough, and then Athena. Okay, Athena, wants to do Charlie Chaplin breaking his silence and coming out as a homosexual. I honest.

Monet (15:45)

I think that could be good.

Bob (15:48)

It could be good. But isn't it just giving Trinity the tuck as the devil but gay?

Monet (15:54)

Yeah, and we'll get there. Cause someone else did that and they were basically doing that. But yeah, I think it could be funny. There's a whole discourse online of like. I mean, Charlie Chaplin is a real person. You're not making up a character, but like taking the devil and making her Lucy, making her gay. Like, are we over that? Like, is it. Should it be only, like, strictly celebrity? Like, not the devil, not Sasquatch. Like, it. Should it only be celebrity impersonations?

Bob (16:22)

You know, I want to point out something that Alexis Michelle pointed out, which is, I think we're. We're legit running out of the big ones. We're running out of the ones that are over the top. Like, we are 20 seasons. We're 18 seasons in and over all the franchises. We are dozens. I mean, dozens. Literally dozens of seasons in. So how many times can you do the big characters? How many times can you do Michael Jackson? How many times can you do Cher? How many times can you do Carol Cheney? How many times can you do Liza Minnelli? How many times can you do Joan Rivers? How many times can you do those people? You know what I mean? Yeah.

Monet (16:54)

So we have done. It's 18 seasons of. And also All Stars. So there's like, we use a lot of celebrities. That is. That is true.

Bob (17:03)

You know what I mean? So I'm not mad at the idea. I will say we'll get to it. I think what Athena did is actually crazy because Sasquatch is a celebrity. Sasquatch is a name that everyone knows is an actual person. Mrs. Claus is an actual name that everyone knows. Just making up a lady,

Monet (17:25)

a Greek woman.

Bob (17:26)

You know what?

Monet (17:27)

If I go back, I'm gonna play Julietta. I'm gonna be Julietta. That's what I'm gonna be. Y' all don't know Juliet.

Bob (17:33)

I mean, just making up a random, like, literally based on. No, she didn't say this. She didn't say. This is my aunt. She didn't. She just. Like a Greek lady.

Monet (17:45)

Yeah, that was wild. Just being a. Just being a Greek woman is crazy. I mean, she could have. She could have even done, like, what's her name? She could have been the lady that played. I mean, that's not Greek. The lady that played.

Jacob (17:57)

She could have played the goddess Hera.

Bob (17:59)

She could have played a Greek God. What I wrote down was. I literally wrote down, girl, just be Zeus. Just come in as Zeus. Put a wig on your chin. Make. Make a toga or like a big giant robe with. With blue on the shoulder and a little gold and just be Zeus. That would be. To me, that would have been funny.

Monet (18:19)

Then just like, why not be a goddess? Why. Why be Zeus?

Bob (18:24)

Because I think Zeus is the most famous Greek God. Like, because Zeus is the one you need no explanation for. Everyone knows who Zeus is. Who's Hera? Who is Hera? The goddess. Quickly.

Monet (18:33)

Hera is a goddess of fertility.

Bob (18:35)

And. Give me what. Is that true? What's her thing?

Monet (18:39)

She was one of Zeus's wives. She is Hercules's mother.

Bob (18:42)

Yeah, see, I don't know who the fuck that is. I don't know who Hera is.

Monet (18:44)

No, we don't know who Hercules is.

Bob (18:46)

I know Hercules. I know Hercules. I know Zeus. I know Pegasus. I know Cupid.

Monet (18:52)

Aphrodite.

Bob (18:54)

Aphrodite, maybe. Yeah, the goddess of love, baby. The palace of love. Well, I haven't been to Mesopotamia. Okay? I haven't actually been to Mesopotamia, so. Excuse me. Someone said. Andrew Nason said, just be a Greek salad.

Monet (19:14)

Honestly, I think someone. Someone now needs to redo Tyra Banks and just not apologize for anything to hold the whole. The whole thing.

Bob (19:22)

Where did big Trish go to go? No, to be clear, Tyra did apologize. Was it. Was it authentic? We don't know. Tyra did apologize. Were the apologies authentic? That we cannot answer.

Monet (19:36)

See, but the public sentiment is that she didn't apologize. So I would play it as. I don't apologize for anything, because online, the court of public opinion is that Tyra didn't apologize for anything, even though she did. So I would play it that way because that's what everyone understands her to be.

Bob (19:48)

Someone says she literally could have been Athena.

Monet (19:51)

Oh, my God.

Bob (19:52)

Yes.

Monet (19:59)

She could have been the goddess Athena. Duh.

Bob (20:02)

She should have been Lindsay Lohan on. On the. On the. On the.

Monet (20:05)

In the Mykonos.

Bob (20:08)

All right, so Mia doesn't know where Big Ang is from, which is like a clear indicator. If you don't even know where they're from, you probably should not be doing this for.

Monet (20:17)

Yeah, that pissed me off. Why is that even an option? Why would you even bring that? You don't know why she. Why that annoyed me so much?

Bob (20:27)

I basically. I'm really disappointed in how unprepared these girls are.

Monet (20:33)

Yeah. And again. And honestly, I would say I'm surprised, but I'm not. Every season we see this happen. Every season, someone is confused. Just a few seasons ago, someone RuPaul, Willow Pill season, all of them landed up in the bottom because they were so. Cause the Snatch Game was so bad. So it just. I mean, maybe.

Bob (20:51)

Maybe.

Monet (20:52)

Maybe it's time to move on from the Snatch Game and do something else, but maybe it's not changing the format because people aren't. Aren't practicing. I don't know. But it is really annoying to see that every season after season, this same shit happens every time.

Bob (21:03)

Maybe the answer is just cast people who are better at Snatch Game.

Monet (21:06)

So you're casting for one metric of the show.

Bob (21:10)

Humor. Improv and humor are not one metric of the show. I would say. I would say humor and improv, which is the basis of what Snatch Game is. It's not just that, but humor and improv, I would say, is honestly two thirds of the show.

Monet (21:25)

I would agree with that.

Bob (21:27)

You know, it's like two thirds of the show. So I don't know. Maybe cast with that in mind.

Monet (21:32)

Yeah, but again, then you won't get. But I mean. But I will say I think we had enough good ones, though. Like, I think I know you. You didn't like this Nash game, but I think we had some. We had some bangers, in my opinion.

Bob (21:42)

I mean, also not. I mean, but we better say, then we wouldn't get great looks. You can still get great looks, but also not that. Not that runways matter.

Monet (21:48)

Right. To be honest,

Bob (21:52)

runways are just for the viewers at home. Unless it is a design challenge. The Runway is just for the viewer at home or to justify sending you home. It's never to justify your win. It's only to justify you not winning or sending you home.

Monet (22:07)

Yeah, I would agree with that.

Bob (22:08)

I would agree.

Monet (22:09)

Shall we get to the Snatch Game?

Bob (22:11)

Well, we get back. Well, we get back in the workroom after the thing, and I realized that. So we talk about Athena building this Character from scratch. And Mia gonna try to do Bloody Mary. And then we get actually into the actual Snatch Game, which is. This is. This is crazy.

Monet (22:30)

So I just was that they had three guys. Normally, a Snatch Game of love is one snatcher trying to get six, four, however many girls. Now you have three different snatchers Try to get.

Bob (22:42)

I get.

Monet (22:42)

Are they all pining for one woman? I don't really get what the story is.

Bob (22:46)

Well, no one wins that game like that, you know, that's how you win. So I don't think I know.

Monet (22:50)

I'm just trying to figure out.

Bob (22:51)

I think the idea is they each pick one. I think so Athena's doing her original character, Jane. Greta. Greta. Is it Greta what? Onassis.

Monet (23:00)

Greta Onassis.

Bob (23:02)

Jane is Truman.

Monet (23:04)

Oh, Greta Theta Onassis.

Bob (23:07)

Jane.

Monet (23:09)

That's what I said. Greta Thaddon. Ss.

Bob (23:12)

Jane is Truman Capote. Mia's star is Bloody Mary. Nenee Coco is David Edinburgh, and Darlene Mitchell is Mrs. Claus. Bitch. I think what.

Monet (23:23)

I think this was a better group. And Nene Coco is really good at makeup. Like, she is exceptional. She's good at her beauty makeup.

Bob (23:33)

Bitch.

Monet (23:33)

I try to do old makeup. I'm so bad at shit. She, Nini Coco is an impressive makeup artist in my humble opinion.

Bob (23:40)

Were these microphones a Love island send up or what were these microphones? They was driving me crazy on Love

Jacob (23:47)

island because they're all shirtless. Like, they're on the beach, so they don't have a place to like put microphones and like the bikinis and shirtless guys. So they all wear like microphone necklaces.

Bob (23:57)

I've never seen Love island, but I was like, I've seen shirtless guys on shows wear these. And I was like, what is the point of these? This is kind of crazy. But now I get it. Okay? I get it.

Monet (24:05)

Yeah.

Bob (24:05)

I think that the Truman Capote is. I don't think she's doing a good job with his voice, but I get that she's trying to do a voice that sounds like Truman Capote. She does not sound like Truman Capote, but I can get that she's trying to do a voice. And I do think she's pretty funny along with Athena. I think Athena is. What she's doing is funny. I'm just really pissed off that it's. That it's. That Greta Onassis is just some made up, random person.

Monet (24:28)

Yeah. I thought Jane was really funny. I mean, I don't know what Truman Capote sounds like. I've never heard Truman Capote I don't know any. I literally do not know anything about Truman Capote besides the last season or the All Stars when they did some challenge with him in something. And Ross Matthews played him. And she does look like Ross Matthews playing Truma Capote, which is kind of wild. But I thought her joke about in cold blood but in warm cum was hilarious. I thought that RuPaul looks his age was hilarious. I thought Jane was killing it. To me, Mia Starr is fucking God.

Bob (24:58)

Yo. This is embarrassingly bad. Like, Mia's. First of all, RuPaul gave her a softball.

Monet (25:07)

The blood one.

Bob (25:08)

First of all, she missed the joke. And RuPaul was like, no worries. I'm gonna tell you what the joke was. And then you can ping pong off of that. She was like, I don't know, Mia. You gotta go. This is crazy.

Monet (25:20)

The makeup looks crazy. Like, I don't understand. Like, her makeup is such an interesting type of. That nose contour is criminal. Also, it's telling me that Jane don't. Refuses to take her nose ring out for any character. Bitch. Why did Truman Capote go to Claire's before this episode?

Bob (25:39)

I was talking to Jacob about Mia Starr, and he was laughing about how. What'd you say, Jacob? She's playing Bloody Mary as just some lovely, nice lady. Like, Bloody Mary, this murderous demon who appears to your mirror. What did you say, Jacob? What was your.

Jacob (25:53)

She's just like some nice lady. She's just like some lady.

Bob (25:57)

Yeah. She was like, I would go to the Pitcock and ask for some peanuts. I think.

Jacob (26:03)

I think maybe she was trying to do. She was trying to ring.

Bob (26:06)

She said, Pitcock. You don't remember that?

Monet (26:07)

Oh, no, I don't remember.

Bob (26:09)

She said I would go to the Pitcock and ask for some peanuts.

Jacob (26:12)

It seemed like maybe she was trying to do, like, a sensible 75 degrees moment where, like, something understated as funny. That's the only thing I could think of.

Bob (26:21)

But.

Monet (26:23)

And Darlene said that Mia was so bad, it's gonna be good. I'm like, no, it's not. This is not like. And I don't. I'm sorry. I do not vibe with that. I didn't think it was fierce when Lexi Love did it when she just gave up. I don't think it was fierce when Jada. The only one that I could maybe got behind was. Was Jada Estes hall in All Stars 7 how bad her prince was. But it wasn't like, oh, my God, this is iconic. I was like, it's funny cause it's bad but not like you should be rewarded for it. And I don't think Mia is an iconic bad. Like, oh my God, this was so bad. It was.

Bob (26:51)

Well, Darlene is the one that kept breaking character. I mean, Mia g up the le just kept breaking character and laughing. Yeah.

Monet (26:58)

Coco's David Attenborough.

Bob (27:00)

I'm really shocked that me and star didn't even try to like get anyone to like. I would have loved it if she would have tried to trick someone into saying her name three times. And she'd be like, wait, what was, what was the name again? Ah, I almost got you.

Monet (27:11)

Yeah, I was gonna, I was gonna kill you too.

Bob (27:13)

I was, I was like, you got me. Or she'd pop up behind the couch or she'd have done any. I mean, she didn't do anything. There was no. Only thing was like, there was blood. Everything was red. Not even blood. Everything was red.

Monet (27:26)

The red bottoms thing was, was ridiculous. It was a wild, that was a wild ride.

Bob (27:29)

She thought Louis Vuitton was Louboutin. Was Christian Louboutin. Yeah.

Monet (27:36)

And I thought that Darlene was good. I think that Darlene was a solid like from a 1 to 10. I would give darling Darlene, darlin Darlene a 6.5. I thought she was, I thought she had some. I thought she started off really strong. But then when Nene kept on going, she kept on breaking character. I was like, oh, Darlene, Darlene, you're losing it. I thought Darlene was, was, was, was, was deep. She had a really strong start.

Bob (27:58)

I'm also really. I get a little bit disappointed only because I do think it's kind of low hanging fruit when you play a character. I want to be clear. I do think that David Attenborough and Mrs. Claus were actually pretty good ideas. But if the idea is just I'm the devil, but I'm gay, I'm David Attenberrow, but I'm slutty. I'm Mrs. Claus, but I'm a slut. Like, there's a way to do it that's just not so. Like I've had to jingle some bells in my day and oh, that's an anaco. That is an anaconda in my. Like, I think there's a way to do it where it's not so like, if the whole thing is vulgarity, then the vulgarity doesn't end up being funny anymore. If it's non stop vulgarity, then I think it loses some of its humor.

Monet (28:44)

I would agree with that.

Bob (28:45)

You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm trying to see whether the notes I have written down for this group, I just. I just wrote down, what is Mia doing? I just wrote down, what is Mia doing? You want to move on to the next group?

Monet (28:56)

Yeah, I think let's go into the next group.

Bob (28:58)

So, Jacob, you can't pull up our next slide. So in the next group. Jesus, y', all. I gotta tell you, like, I don't want to sound mean, but. Okay, let's just say who they are first.

Monet (29:07)

Yeah. We have Kendra Pleaser as Lizzo, Mikey Meeks as Drew Barrymore, Juicy Love Dion as Jojo Siwa, and Discord Adams as the Pope.

Bob (29:16)

Can you please her? I am so shocked at how bad she is at RuPaul's Drag Race. I know, Genuinely, I am floored that she is this bad at RuPaul's Drag Race. She is bad girl.

Monet (29:26)

That was my winner from the. From the. On the cast reveal, I was like, oh, she's going to the end. She's going to be so funny. She's going to fucking kill it. I was gagged, you know, when I

Bob (29:37)

realized I think she might actually be not great at Drag Race, when she said during her Meet the Queens that she can sing. And then I heard her sing, and I was like, I don't think she's self aware.

Monet (29:50)

Wait, when did you hear her sing?

Bob (29:53)

When they sang the song.

Monet (29:54)

You remember?

Bob (29:54)

They just. They saying, you the one said she can't sing. You was the one bringing it up when they did their groups.

Monet (29:59)

Oh, when he did the challenge, too.

Bob (30:04)

Yeah. And I was like, oh, my God, this can't sing. Oh, she's not self aware.

Monet (30:08)

Also, like, the Lizzo is not. I mean, like, are you just. Do you just think you look like Lizzo? Cause you guys are both plus size and you. Like, I just. Like, I don't see Lizzo.

Bob (30:20)

I will say, in some of her pictures before, she looked like Lizzo, but now I'm starting to wonder how much of that was editing.

Monet (30:26)

Yeah, I'm like, I don't see the Lizzo, mama. I don't see it at all. Like, I don't see it at all.

Bob (30:32)

A lot of Lizzo is also in the teeth. She has buck teeth. She has RuPaul, like, buck teeth.

Monet (30:36)

Oh, she has buck teeth. I love Lizzo's smile. I love her bite. It's a great bite.

Bob (30:41)

This. I'm gonna go down and start with this. Lizzo was abysmal. It was so uncomfortable. The whole joke was, I'm a fat slut. That was the entire joke. I'm fat and I'm a slut. You like fat, black bitches give a fuck. The fat black. Jesus fucking Christ.

Monet (30:57)

Lizzo is not slutty. Lizzo is body positive. She shows her body up. But Lizzo is not out here writing songs. Yeah, I'mma suck that nut till he cut. Lizzo is not cupcake. So, like, that's why I'm like. So you're playing this Lizzo, overly sexualized person. But that's not Lizzo's thing. So it doesn't make sense with the characterization.

Bob (31:20)

Let's go into Mikey Meeks, Drew Barrymore. My God, the moment she kicked off those shoes, I knew it was going to be a banker.

Monet (31:27)

Mikey was so good. Sorry.

Bob (31:30)

The moment Mikey kicked off those shoes, I said, this is going to be an absolute banger to me. Mikey was hands down the best at Snatch Game.

Monet (31:39)

Oh, my God.

Bob (31:40)

So.

Monet (31:41)

Oh, my God, Bob.

Bob (31:41)

We're like.

Monet (31:42)

We're like. It was like our cycles have linked up. I totally agree. I was like. I. Mikey was my. I thought Mikey killed it. Her characterization of Drew was so good. Even everything in her body having. When she kicked her shoes off, she was sitting down on the couch, caddy corner, having the mug, doing other things, speaking outside of her mouth. It was so fucking spot on, Drew Barrymore. But she made it funny. Like, I thought Mikey fucking killed it. Mikey was so good.

Bob (32:06)

I can't remember what question Kenya Pleaser asked her, but she was like, are you looking for love? Have you had love before? And she was. And she just goes, yes, Lizzo.

Monet (32:18)

Yes, Lizzo. That was so good. Mikey killed it.

Bob (32:21)

I don't know why that was so funny to me, because I don't even think it was super in character, but something about her just being like, yes, Lizzo. Because what's happening is Kenya Pleaser keeps trying to engage with everyone, and she's so bad at, like, girl. Oh, no, no, no. That's what it was.

Monet (32:36)

But it was what it was. She said, Mikey. They said, Ru asked something about Mikey with love. And then Mikey answered. And then Lizzo added, lizzo, Kenny tried

Bob (32:44)

to do a album.

Monet (32:46)

Yeah, go ahead.

Bob (32:47)

No, sorry. RuPaul was like, what? She like, what's your biggest thing? She's like, when I was younger, I had a lot of issues with drugs, and I ruined a lot of my personal relationships. But now I would say loving too hard. And then Lizzo goes, have you had love in the past? And then Mikey goes, love in real life.

Monet (33:03)

Then he didn't.

Bob (33:04)

Love in real Life. Thank you. Yes. Have you had love in real life? Then Mikey goes, yes, which is crazy. And I can get why Mikey's so annoyed, because Mikey just had this great joke, this hilarious joke that was built off of all this past that we know about Drew Barrymore. And then Kenya just ruined it. Like, Kenya just, like, took the air out of the room by trying to, like, tag this joke. Love in real life.

Monet (33:32)

Love in real life.

Bob (33:33)

Yes. Lizell. Juicy love. Dion comes out as JoJo Siwa. And, you know, this is bad, but there are other people who are so bad that in comparison, it doesn't look horrible.

Monet (33:48)

I also. I also think that she's committing to it. I think she's committing to it. She's getting up there. She's, like, doing the dancing thing. I don't think she has a whole lot of jokes, but at least she's trying to do the physical comedy. And clearly this was an option, right? She didn't mention it at all earlier, but it was clearly an option she was considering because she just popped out with this.

Bob (34:05)

No, she mentioned it earlier. She did. Yeah. She mentioned it didn't work on me.

Monet (34:09)

I don't remember that. But, yeah, it was crazy. And like. Like, I know she don't like to wear padding her body. And I know. I don't think JoJo Siwa does, but she don't got no titties. I don't know. It's just like, I'm like, girl.

Bob (34:21)

Well, JoJo Siwa is not curvy and does not have ample breasts. So I didn't mind that she was looking like this. And maybe she was young jojo Siwa. I don't know. You know what I mean?

Monet (34:33)

Yeah.

Bob (34:33)

But I think that. Can I hear your jojo Siwa voice?

Monet (34:37)

Um, yeah. Well, you know, I think Jojo, like, she often, like, talks like Ash. Like ash from Pokemon Ash ketchup. You know, that's what I think about JoJo Siw.

Bob (34:45)

Why have a New York accent? Why did you have a New York accent? You know?

Monet (34:49)

Did she.

Bob (34:50)

When you did it?

Monet (34:52)

What's yours?

Bob (34:52)

Let me hear yours. Dream guest on my podcast. Probably one of my exes. She also does a lot of this.

Monet (35:01)

Now you sound like. You sound like Andy Cohen. That's Andy Cohen.

Bob (35:07)

Oh, Andy Cohen. And why were you so mean to me?

Monet (35:14)

You know, Andy Cohen sounds like that character in the House. Have you ever seen the House Buddy with Amy? Not Amy Poehler. What's the girl name?

Bob (35:20)

Not in years. Her name is Anna Faris. Her name is Anna Faris.

Monet (35:24)

And there was one character she would let. She wouldn't talk the whole time and then say, how you doing?

Bob (35:29)

She goes, wait, how has no one done Anna Faris?

Monet (35:33)

That's a good one. Or Regina hall as Brenda.

Bob (35:38)

Well, I feel like Anna Faris. All of her characters are like this. You know, I can't do Anna Faris, but someone should do it. Someone who has that sensibility should do it. Anna Faris. Okay, well, good.

Monet (35:48)

Now people talk about, I can do Joy Behar. I love Joy Behar. Because Trump. I hate Trump.

Bob (35:54)

Let's go into Discord Adams as the Pope. Not a Pope in the Pacific, just the Pope. I thought this was actually pretty funny. And his aesthetics are great.

Monet (36:03)

Prosthetics are really good. Honestly, if they.

Bob (36:05)

If they.

Monet (36:06)

If they like, I would not recognize her.

Bob (36:08)

Maybe. Maybe.

Monet (36:09)

Actually, no. In the eyes. She's. Her Discord eyes are so showing. But yeah, I thought that her port was good. I thought she had really funny jokes. The yoga pose, being on the. Being on the cross I thought was very funny.

Bob (36:20)

I love to get it. I love. What was it? Love Island? No. Drag Race? Vatican City? All the fashion, none of the fun. That was a really funny line. She had some great lines. In her defense, I know she's, like, feeling in herself, but she genuinely did a great job.

Monet (36:36)

I would. I wonder if they told her that she can't make any, like, you know, any two blue jokes about, you know, the Popes.

Bob (36:43)

She probably did charge her head.

Monet (36:45)

Yeah, probably.

Bob (36:46)

I mean, she did make a joke about altar boys, but the. But the joke was that the altar boys are altering her clothes.

Monet (36:51)

Yeah. Which was funny. Let's go on to. So after they come back, they're in the workroom, and Kenya goes on again to talk about this in person. Anything but. We kind of talked about this already. She's not an impersonator. She does a kind of illusion. She's not a fucking impersonating Lizzo.

Bob (37:06)

Yeah. God, I just. Oh, I'm. I'm sorry. It was. It was. It was. It was. She's. I'm really shocked at how bad she is. The girls think they're, like, forgetting a lot of the. You know, because it's not just like, lip syncing, like, when you. When you. When you are lip syncing, your impersonation starts and ends in about three and a half minutes max. And normally you end up walking off like yourself. You know what I mean? There are some impersonators who actually do. Like, Monet and I have been forced to do impersonations under duress Neither of us are impersonators, but we've been forced to do impersonations under duress.

Monet (37:42)

Who me? Who?

Bob (37:43)

I do you have. Monet won a Nene Leakes lookalike contest.

Monet (37:48)

Oh, I did. With that.

Bob (37:49)

We also did impersonations at Queen, but again, it's under duress. It's never like, we want to be doing this. You know what I mean? We just, like, ended up having to do. Is tough. Like, I'm not gonna lie, y'. All. It is. It is tough.

Monet (38:01)

Yeah. Mia's been.

Bob (38:05)

While they're doing makeup, Discord is convinced she's in the top. And that brings us to our Runway look.

Monet (38:10)

Wait, no, no. Also, I wanna. I wanna acknowledge that Mia is being very self aware about her performance. Because as someone who thought they did a good job in Snatch Game. Not the second one, Whitney Houston, which I thought I. I thought I did a good job. And I was like. I was in the thing.

Bob (38:25)

I was like, yeah, y', all, this week.

Monet (38:26)

Watch out. Your girl is in the top. Watch out for me, honey. But Mia coming back and being like, yeah, that wasn't great. I love a self aware queen. I love a self aware queen.

Bob (38:37)

I mean, your Whitney wasn't great. It wasn't. There were points where Mia just stopped playing the game.

Monet (38:43)

Yeah.

Bob (38:44)

There were points where Mia just straight up stopped engaging.

Monet (38:49)

Yeah.

Bob (38:50)

So it wasn't. I mean, if it's that bad and you're not aware, that's insane. So let's go to our Runway list. Jay, can you bring those up for us?

Monet (39:00)

Ooh. RuPaul giving vintage mama. Ru. I love this. Bitch. Denise Graves. No, that's not. What's her name? Not Denise. I've seen the opera singer.

Bob (39:14)

What are you talking about?

Monet (39:15)

This lady.

Jacob (39:16)

Paulina Porizkova.

Monet (39:17)

No, the. The supermodel that's on stage right here.

Bob (39:19)

That's Paulina. Brooke Shields is an actor.

Monet (39:23)

Brook Shields.

Bob (39:24)

Shields is not a supermodel.

Jacob (39:26)

I thought that was Polina Borisova from America's Next Top Model.

Monet (39:29)

No, girl. They do look alike, though. I can see that.

Bob (39:33)

You thought Brooke Shields was a supermodel.

Monet (39:35)

Wasn't she a model in the day?

Jacob (39:36)

Yeah, she was. She started off modeling.

Monet (39:38)

She was a model girl.

Bob (39:39)

She's not a supermodel. Brookshield is most known for acting.

Monet (39:42)

She was a supermodel, but she never did runaways. She only did, like, print campaigns.

Bob (39:46)

Brooke Shields is not a supermodel. Brooke Shields has never been a supermodel.

Monet (39:51)

Let's ask the audience.

Bob (39:52)

A supermodel. First of all, I'M pretty sure every supermodel does runways. You can't be a supermodel and not do Runway.

Monet (39:58)

No, Twiggy. Twiggy did not do runways. You don't even know Twiggy was a super runways. No, she was just print. She was print. She was a commercial print girl.

Bob (40:09)

Someone said. Did you even watch the show Tamar?

Monet (40:11)

That's up to you.

Bob (40:13)

Brooke Shields is an actor. I know. I know. She's not a fucking supermodel. Wow.

Monet (40:20)

Damn, Brooke. I'm so sorry.

Bob (40:21)

Not. I don't.

Monet (40:22)

I know. She's not a fucking supermodel. It's crazy.

Bob (40:25)

Brooke Shields is not a fucking supermodel. Monet. She's not.

Monet (40:29)

Oh, my gosh. Can you stop yelling Brooke Shields not a fucking supermodel on my podcast, please?

Bob (40:33)

Brooke Shields is a famous acting. A famous actor.

Monet (40:38)

So Kim. Kim or Kimuri. Or Kimuri. I don't know how you say her name. She's known for modeling and acting, especially modeling underage.

Bob (40:48)

Brooke Shields is not a fucking supermodel. This is crazy. I can't believe we're having this conversation with you. I can't believe we're having this conversation. Brooke Shields is not a fucking supermodel.

Jacob (41:00)

She's had multiple Calvin Klein campaigns and been on the COVID of Vogue multiple times.

Monet (41:03)

Thank you.

Bob (41:05)

Okay. Oprah Winfrey's been on the COVID of Vogue. Is she a supermodel? Yes.

Monet (41:10)

I'm gonna ask. I'm gonna ask Google.

Bob (41:13)

Lady Gaga has been on the COVID of Vogue multiple times. Is she a supermodel?

Monet (41:18)

Okay, this is what Google says.

Bob (41:19)

Yes. Books.

Monet (41:21)

Brooke Shields is considered a legendary supermodel, having achieved that status alongside her acting career in the late 70s and 80s. She gained massive fame as a child model to become the youngest actress. No, it's not. That's what Wikipedia says.

Bob (41:34)

Wikipedia says Brooks is a supermodel. What? Yeah. We need to find what makes a supermodel because this is crazy.

Monet (41:39)

I just can't believe. You know what? She does more modeling than you.

Bob (41:44)

I'm not a super. I've never claimed to be a supermodel. Yes, you did. And I'm not. And I'm not saying I've never claimed

Monet (41:49)

to be a supermodel.

Bob (41:50)

And I'm not in competition with Brooke Shields.

Monet (41:53)

I was. I do want to give her flowers. This is a 60 something year old woman on national television wearing.

Bob (41:59)

She's 60. Exactly.

Monet (42:01)

60 year old woman wearing this like sexy outfit, showing her legs, showing her body. I'm like, girl, I don't know if I would Wear that with my bare legs out now at my humble age of 36 years old. So, bitch, she better work.

Bob (42:13)

Yeah, she looks great. I feel like we've seen this dress under Paul in a different color, like, the exact same silhouette.

Monet (42:17)

Oh, for sure. And one of my favorite people in the world, Carson Kressley. I. Y', all, I don't. I can't explain to you how much I love Carson. Carson is one of my favorite people in the 4 world. He's so funny. He's so dope. So I, I love seeing Carson on the judges panel.

Bob (42:30)

Everyone. Everyone looks great. Let's go on to the queens. The theme is 80s ladies.

Monet (42:35)

Athena's wearing RuPaul's outfit.

Bob (42:37)

Athena Dion chooses to do Joan Collins. And honestly, I think she looks really good. They were kind of on the pits that they were dragging her for not blending her makeup. But also, if you look at Joan Collins, her makeup ain't fucking blended either. I think she's actually nailing it, but I don't think.

Monet (42:50)

I don't think Athena was doing it to look like Joan Collins. This is how Athena does her makeup every week. I talk about this every week. I am not a fan of Athena's makeup. I do think that this Joan Collins look is great. I love this gown on her. It's very 80s. It's very beautiful. But her makeup will always be a miss for me. I hate it.

Bob (43:08)

Well, it works. Well, luckily for her, it works with this week.

Monet (43:11)

You know what I mean? Yeah.

Bob (43:13)

Let's go on to. I think she looks really good, and I think she looks great, and, you know, she looks fantastic. Let's go on to. Jane, don't. Who is Katie piercer from the B52s? Jane Daunt would be fucking Katie Piercer for the beef.

Monet (43:24)

The two. What does that mean? Why you say that? Why you say that?

Bob (43:26)

Like, she would be. That's who she would pick. She would pick someone that you. That, that most people like. Oh, yeah, I guess. Like, she would pick. That's who she would pick.

Monet (43:37)

She does give that. Like, she will. Like she, like she would choose the odd thing to be like. I know that reference. Right?

Bob (43:43)

It, it, it's, it's very her vibe. No shade. No, no shade.

Monet (43:46)

No. I, I, I feel that being said, she looked amazing. She does a great. She looks. She looks incredible. I love these areas. I love this dress. I love that she didn't just do a red shoe to make it matching matches. She does this polka dot black shoe. Jane, don't. I think of every single Runway except one. I thought she has fucking killed it. And this is no exception. Jane Doan is. And next to Nini Coco, I think she is. She is one of the fashion girls of the season. I love her.

Bob (44:10)

Her clothes. I agree. She looks absolutely amazing.

Monet (44:12)

Let's go on to. I got it. Let's go on to Mia Starr's prince.

Bob (44:18)

I love this look. I think this look is really cool, actually. I think it's a really cool look.

Monet (44:21)

Yeah, I thought it was really cool. I like this outfit. I love the gold boots with it. We've seen a few princes on RuPaul's Drag Race. Naomi Smalls will always be my favorite. She fucking killed it. But that's because she is Naomi Smalls, and everything she wears is literally perfect. But I. Yeah, I thought this was good. I mean, now that I'm looking at it, maybe I don't think I liked it as much as I thought I did.

Bob (44:40)

I'll tell you one thing that's really gathering me right now is the bend in her eyebrow is so far back.

Monet (44:50)

You mean the arch, Bob, not the bend.

Bob (44:52)

It is a bend. The bend. Yeah.

Monet (44:54)

The heart.

Bob (44:56)

Okay. Are you just here to fight today? What's going on with you?

Monet (45:00)

I'm not here to fight.

Bob (45:01)

I'm just saying, you know what I'm talking about. Do you know what?

Monet (45:04)

Calling it the bend is crazy. Calling it the bend is crazy.

Bob (45:06)

Do you know what I'm talking about?

Monet (45:08)

Yes. Answer my question. Is it calling it the men of the Arch?

Bob (45:12)

Not crazy. It's not crazy because you know what I'm fucking talking about. Yeah. Now engage with what I'm saying. Try that.

Monet (45:20)

Oh, no, it's crazy. I mean, you know, I don't think. I'm not going to MIA star because her makeup is so great. I think Amia Starr gives a wealth of other things that I love about her. She's a great dancer. She's a good entertainer. The makeup is always a miss for me as well. Her and Athena. I'm not into it.

Bob (45:39)

Yeah. Anyway. But I. I do like this look. It's not like a knockout, but I do like the look, though. Let's go on to Nini Coco as Cindy Lauper. You know, I feel like this is actually a pretty safe look. Like, Cyndi Lauper is a pretty safe look, I feel. But that being said, she does look really good.

Monet (45:56)

I mean, it's also like Cyndi Lauper

Bob (45:59)

is like the 80s lady, right? Like, who if not Cyndi Lauper, then who?

Monet (46:06)

I mean, it is. I mean, it is an Ex. Y'.

Bob (46:09)

All.

Monet (46:09)

It is like almost an exact recreation. It's the same type of shoe with the zebra stripe. Is the spray painted tights, the same dress. The only thing she has is she added the jacket. But it is.

Bob (46:23)

She probably had this jacket on in another shot. They probably don't have the shot with her, the jacket on. So there's a chance. Cindy Lauper probably have this jacket on in a different shot, you know.

Monet (46:30)

Yeah. But, yeah, so, yeah, I think she looks good. Um, yeah, I think it looks good. I think it's a good safe option. This is not like, oh, my God, you killed it. It's like. It's a great safe look.

Bob (46:40)

I agree. Let's go on to who is becoming one of my fucking favorite queens. Like, God, I love this queen so much. Darlene Mitchell. As though as Dolly Parton. I love this queen. I just think she's so clever. I think she's pretty funny and she just seems fun to be around.

Monet (46:59)

I just love her. I love her smile, though. She has. Her bite is so interesting, you know, I'm obsessed with teeth. Her bite. Her bite is so interesting. I love her buck, but it's not buck teeth. Anyway, I love her mouth.

Bob (47:12)

I am.

Monet (47:13)

I will never get.

Bob (47:14)

Have you had her mouth?

Monet (47:15)

Oh, I will never get over it. Do you know who else's mouth I love? I've said this before. I love. I love blue hydrangea's teeth. I love the way blue hydrangea's mouth is.

Bob (47:28)

This bitch.

Monet (47:28)

I wanna remind y', all, this fucking bitch a few weeks ago said that awful Cinderella satin Runway was the best thing she brought here. And she was so proud. Cause this is her greatest outfit, mind you. She has all this other great. Like, what is. I need Darlene to reassess. This is incredible. This is a beautiful outfit. She looks incredible. She looks stunning. Like, Darlene, you have great drag. What is this other shit you thought that you wanted was about?

Bob (47:52)

I think it's about what Darlene likes. Darlene told us in her Meet the Queen that she likes basic drag. So it's kind of interesting to me that Darlene has bought out three better looks since she had that look. But I think Darlene just likes the. The. The really, really bad stuff. Like that's what she feels good at. It makes her feel good. You know what I mean?

Monet (48:10)

Yeah, maybe, yeah.

Bob (48:11)

Good for her. But she looks amazing. This is. I mean, this is one of those things that you see and you immediately know who she is, 100%. And the dress is very well done.

Monet (48:19)

Yeah. Let's go on to our next.

Bob (48:21)

Let's go on to one of the craziest fucking looks.

Monet (48:25)

Honestly. This is worse. I'm gonna say this. This is worse than Lala Ri's bag look, because this bitch got the prompt and she went and put this dress. At least what's her name?

Bob (48:37)

What?

Monet (48:38)

Well, I don't care. She had the prompt before. At least what's her name? Lala Ri did it in a challenge. Lala Ri had a design challenge. You're like, you know what? This the best I got with what I can do. Kenya Pleaser wore this intentionally for a Runway on Drag Race and made it the Boo boo da Foo version of what Chaka Khan did. Also, why would you even choose this as an 80s look?

Bob (48:59)

And is that telling me that Kenya Pleaser didn't bring an 80s look and she had to make one there? Also, I didn't like this look when Chaka Khan wore it.

Monet (49:09)

That's what I'm saying.

Bob (49:09)

That's.

Monet (49:10)

This the look you wanted to do.

Bob (49:12)

Like, no shade to Chaka Khan. It wasn't cute when Chaka Khan wore it.

Monet (49:16)

Chaka Khan looks crazy.

Bob (49:19)

Also, I feel like Chaka Khan is known for bangs. Is she? No.

Monet (49:24)

Every time I see Shaka Khan. Not bangs, just big hair.

Bob (49:26)

She has bangs in this picture. The picture you're looking at, she has bangs in.

Monet (49:30)

Yeah, I guess. I mean, Jay knows Jay has big

Bob (49:34)

hair, but she also has.

Monet (49:35)

Chaka Khan is from Jay's era. Jay, can you tell us about Chaka Khan? Oh, they can't hear you anyway, never mind.

Bob (49:43)

Jay said to those listening, Jay, who can't hear, Jay said, go fuck yourself. Specifically to Monet X Change. This look is bad on every level. This look is horrible. I am so irritated that she wore this. I'm mad that I have to look at it, and I'm even more upset that I have to talk about it.

Monet (50:00)

I was when Michelle said, you've somehow managed to detract Chaka Khan.

Bob (50:07)

It's horrible.

Monet (50:08)

It's so bad. It's so bad.

Bob (50:12)

Let's talk about Mikey Meeks as Olivia Newton Johnson. Baby. First of all, why did Olivia Newton John wear that shoe? And why do you feel justified wearing it as well?

Monet (50:24)

Yeah, sometimes the girls make choices. I, I, if, if Mikey would've had a better Runway, I think it's one of those times. If Mikey had a better Runway, I think Mikey could have got the win this episode because Mikey was the. Was the best in Snatch Game, even though in. In the edit, they were saying like,

Bob (50:38)

oh, it was good.

Monet (50:39)

Like, they didn't, like, give her as high praise as Needy Coco. This is just. And why this again? Yes, it's the 80s. Olivia Newton John is an 80s icon. But, like, why this specific look? It's so interesting to me.

Bob (50:52)

I would have probably done Olivia Newton John and Xanadu, and I don't think. I think Grease came out in the 70s. I'm pretty sure grease is from the 70s. But still, anything's better than fucking this. Yeah. And also, it's not exact replica, because her shoe, her suit is shiny, and yours is matte. So don't try to trick me into believing that yours looked just like hers because you're wearing that now.

Monet (51:11)

You're splitting hairs.

Bob (51:12)

That's not splitting hairs. I think the shine in her suit is a part of what makes it look nice. That's like being like, yeah, it's the same thing, but yours is sequin and mine is not. The shine is what makes it. Is part of what makes it nice.

Monet (51:23)

But what she added to it was stones, though. I don't think Olivia has stones on it. So I think. I think Mikey thought, oh, if I add stones, it would cause Olivia.

Bob (51:30)

Look on Olivia's thigh. What he feels those. That chevron going down the seam of her pan is stones.

Monet (51:38)

Nigga, you stoned.

Bob (51:40)

So she also low key. De dragged Olivia Newton John.

Monet (51:47)

Do not try to do that on the same thing as Kenya. He did not d drag. You're being wild.

Bob (51:52)

She de dragged it. And it looks nicer when the material is shiny. Just you can know. You can look above a picture, tell one looks nicer.

Monet (51:58)

I would agree with that.

Bob (52:00)

Zebra.

Monet (52:01)

Wait, did I just say. Oh, the zebra. Sm.

Bob (52:04)

You tried to tell us that you say zebra when you don't.

Monet (52:06)

I said zebra earlier. Zebra earlier.

Bob (52:10)

Yeah. Zebra messing. Let's go on to Juicy Love Dion. Estelia Cruz. Fucking sick.

Monet (52:19)

Juicy Love Dion. Looks so fucking good. Her face, this hair, this gown, this was dope. This is one of my favorite books of the night.

Bob (52:28)

Ironically, she kind of looks like Prince.

Monet (52:31)

Yeah, you're right. She does look like Prince.

Bob (52:35)

I wish that she had done one of Celia Cruz's because Celia Cruz used to do these. These looks where she had these big, colorful, like, drag queen wigs. I do kind of wish she had done one of those, but she still looks fantastic. And this is the best look of the night. Easily. Easily.

Monet (52:49)

Yeah. She killed it. Juicy. Juicy looks incredible. And you know, do you know why I think I love so much? Cause the bitch is wearing hair.

Bob (52:58)

We're getting hair.

Monet (53:00)

Like she's coming to life with hair.

Bob (53:02)

Okay, Are we allowed to nitpick? The one thing I will say is you can see in her dress where it looks a little baggy. You know what would help that? A little bit of padding.

Monet (53:12)

A little bit of padding would have helped that. You're right.

Bob (53:14)

Just a widow padding. Cause the dress is kind of baggy.

Monet (53:18)

Yeah.

Bob (53:20)

But besides that, she looks great. This is the rain look. Still, best look of the night.

Monet (53:24)

Let's go on to Discord Adams as Reba, y'.

Bob (53:27)

All.

Monet (53:27)

Okay. The illusion that she do with her makeup, it was very subtle, but it looks like Reba.

Bob (53:33)

Right? I agree. Well, the. The. The trick of Reba is red hair, no top lip. That's the trick.

Monet (53:40)

So it's also something you did.

Bob (53:42)

If you do red hair and no top lip, you will end up giving Reba in some way if you're white and. And skinny enough.

Monet (53:48)

And this was really pretty. I loved it.

Bob (53:51)

This is immediately recognizable as Reba. Immediately recognizable as Reba.

Monet (53:56)

Yes.

Bob (53:57)

The dress is a little short, which I don't love, but she.

Monet (54:01)

That's the length Reba's was.

Bob (54:03)

Oh, was it really?

Monet (54:04)

Yeah.

Bob (54:05)

How can you tell? Huh? How can you tell?

Monet (54:08)

Because they show, like, a longer. They show, like, a longer picture of it, and the thing. And hers was, like, down to her ankles.

Jacob (54:14)

This is the exact photo from the show.

Bob (54:17)

So you're lying. It's almost like I can tell when you're lying. Right. When you lie. It's almost like I know you that well. But she looks good, though. This is a great look.

Monet (54:28)

First of all, Jacob, mind your business. I want to talk to you, Jacob.

Bob (54:31)

You weren't getting away with it. Monet. Let's go into the judging, shall we?

Monet (54:34)

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. If you're doing a celebrity impersonation, who are you doing?

Bob (54:39)

I'm going to do Whoopi Goldberg as the Queen of England for the.

Monet (54:43)

The Oscars that time.

Bob (54:45)

Yeah, yeah.

Monet (54:45)

That's a good one. That's a good one.

Bob (54:47)

What'd you do?

Monet (54:48)

I'll probably do scissor. No, I don't think there's a scissor thing that she's done that would be, like, capture the gravitas of a runner of Drag Race. I would do some Rihanna.

Bob (54:57)

A big T shirt with a bug on it.

Monet (54:59)

I'll do some Rihanna. Look Rihanna. Where it does drag. I would do a Rihanna look for sure.

Bob (55:05)

Why would you do. Why Can I remember anyone's name right now?

Monet (55:13)

What you.

Bob (55:13)

Shirley, Ralph, and sister act.

Monet (55:17)

That's too basic.

Bob (55:19)

No, I think Shirley Ralph looks really good. She does.

Monet (55:22)

She's someone's mom. Been a thing.

Bob (55:25)

No, she's dressed nicely. And when she comes to the. When she comes to the show, she's dressed quite nicely. Or you can do Shirley Ralph in Dreamgirls. How about that?

Monet (55:31)

That's not basic Shirley. That's a good one. Shirley riff in Dreamgirl. Oh, 80s. Wait, Bob Whoopi was 90s, not the 80s.

Bob (55:40)

Whoopi was. Well, Color Purple came out in 1984, so let's run that back.

Monet (55:44)

But the Queen of England was in the 90s. That wasn't in the 80s. Oscars.

Bob (55:48)

Then maybe I would do 80s ladies. I might maybe do Sherilyn Sarkisian in Turnback Time.

Monet (55:56)

Who the fuck is Sherlyn?

Bob (55:57)

Jacob?

Monet (55:57)

Can you pull that up? Who the fuck is Sherilyn Sarkisian? I know how to spell that last name.

Bob (56:02)

Google Sheryl and Sarkisian. You'll know who she is. You know, Sherrilyn Sarkisian.

Monet (56:06)

Yvonne, you know, I don't know who that is.

Bob (56:07)

You absolutely do.

Monet (56:09)

I don't.

Bob (56:09)

I don't know. I'm actually gagged that you're. I think maybe Monet is doing a bit.

Monet (56:14)

I'm not doing a gig. And I know. See, Jacob, I know what you're doing a bit. And you're doing a bit.

Bob (56:19)

No, no, I'm legitimately doing a bit. You certainly know who Sherilyn Sarkane is.

Monet (56:23)

How do you even spell Sherilyn?

Jacob (56:24)

Okay, it starts with a C. Uh huh.

Bob (56:28)

H. Uh huh. E R. Right. I. Y' all are.

Monet (56:36)

Y'.

Bob (56:37)

All. No, look up Sherilyn Sarkisian. Monet.

Monet (56:43)

Santa. The last name Sarkisian doesn't even come up. How you spell Sarkisian? That's Cheryl, not Cheryl Lynn. Cheryl Sarkisian. Y' all are so. Y' all are so fucking irritating. I know. I know what y' all are all doing now. Y' all are all so fucking annoying. And J, her name, to quote. To quote Heidi. You, you, you. Y' all should have just said share.

Bob (57:05)

That's her name.

Monet (57:07)

I need to get. Let's wrap this up. I need to go. I'm so irritated by all of y'.

Bob (57:10)

All. So anyway, I would do. Probably do Cheryl and Cian.

Monet (57:14)

That's so annoying.

Bob (57:16)

I can't.

Monet (57:25)

I was like, who the is cheryl?

Bob (57:27)

I can also do ladonna gaines, too. I can do ladonna gaines.

Monet (57:30)

I love ladonna gaines.

Bob (57:32)

Do you like. Do you know who ladonna gaines is ladonna gaines.

Monet (57:36)

Yes.

Bob (57:36)

Come on. Who's ladonna gaines?

Monet (57:38)

She had that song.

Bob (57:40)

Come on, monet. Ladonna gaines is a good one. Come on. Who do you think it is?

Monet (57:51)

I don't know.

Bob (57:53)

It's Donna Summer, bitch.

Monet (57:55)

Oh, really?

Bob (57:58)

But I mean, it was good to see. I would say it was good to see Yvette Marie Stevens on the Runway. Was nice.

Monet (58:05)

Who the fuck is Iette Marie Stevens? Who is that?

Bob (58:08)

You know, Iet. You know Yvette Marie Stevens. Monae.

Monet (58:11)

Yeah.

Bob (58:12)

Google her. Just google Yvette Marie Stevens.

Monet (58:15)

Y' all know, once.

Bob (58:16)

Just Google it real quick. Just Google this last one. Just google Yvette Marie Stevens. Oh, my God. Just Google her, please.

Monet (58:24)

Okay.

Bob (58:47)

Someone says she caught. She can't Google it.

Monet (58:52)

You're so annoying.

Bob (58:54)

My God. Okay, so in my notes, I have that Athena, Discord, and Darlene are all safe. Discord I found. Well, we'll talk about during Untucked, but Discord's been safe all season. The judges were brutal on Kenya. And honestly, she deserved it.

Monet (59:09)

She deserved it. Wait, are we.

Bob (59:11)

Are we being.

Monet (59:11)

To be on Kenya? I feel bad now.

Bob (59:13)

No, she'll be all right.

Monet (59:17)

Damn.

Bob (59:17)

She'll be all right. She needs to hear this. Somebody gotta tell her.

Monet (59:20)

Yeah. What did I say?

Bob (59:22)

Oh.

Monet (59:22)

Oh, my God. When Carson say. Carson said, choosing to play a man on dragons is very hard. I know from experience. I was really.

Bob (59:30)

What did he say? I get it. I get it.

Monet (59:34)

Also. Okay, tell me how you felt about this. When Ruth said something to Michelle and she was like, my first time was with a white man. And then hahaha. Then Carson said, well, actually, my first time was also with a white man. And he. The joke. When Brooke Shields said her first time was with a white man, I started to feel uncomfortable.

Bob (59:52)

No, what made me uncomfortable was Brooke Shields talking about kissing a grown man

Monet (59:55)

at age of 11, that's what I was gonna go. So it started to. I was like. I was like. I started to get uncomfortable. It started to get weird. When did it started to go into that?

Bob (60:03)

Hearing her say white man. Whatever. I didn't care about that. They're all white people. They kiss white guys. Who cares? Brooke Shields just talking about kissing a grown man on film.

Monet (60:11)

I was like, she was 11 and he was 20 something.

Bob (60:15)

28. 28. I hated it. I hate it. That made me so. That made me so uncomfortable.

Monet (60:23)

It got weird. It got weird.

Bob (60:24)

Who's your first kiss?

Monet (60:26)

My first kiss was Ricardo.

Bob (60:29)

Tell me about what's up, Ricardo. Puerto Rico.

Monet (60:32)

Ricardo was. We Were both in middle school. We kissed at his house.

Bob (60:37)

What was her name? What was her name? God. What was this girl's name? I can't remember her name. My first kiss was with this. This girl. I can't remember. I can't remember her name.

Monet (60:48)

You don't remember her? Damn. I guess she made an impression.

Bob (60:51)

I mean, it was seventh grade. Was it Tisha? No, Tisha was my second kiss. And Nikesha was my third kiss. I can't remember her name.

Monet (61:00)

Well, that was Keisha. Natisha.

Bob (61:02)

Alicia Gladasha was my first girlfriend. No, my first girlfriend was this girl I kissed in seventh grade. I can't remember her name. God. I can't remember this girl's name. I can't remember.

Monet (61:11)

Anyway, yeah, and then Drew Paul says to Juicy, like, girl, at this point in the competition, you should be letting us know who you are. She's like, I don't know who you are.

Bob (61:21)

Which I agree with. But, like, saying that over Snatch Game is kind of a weird. Like, the week where you're supposed to not be you on the Runway or in the challenge is a weird week. But I get what she's saying. Like, it lets us see your point of view, who you choose. So Jane Don't. Choosing to be the lady from the B52s actually tells us a lot about Jane. Jane choosing Trubin Capote actually tells us a lot about Jane.

Monet (61:44)

Right.

Bob (61:45)

You know what I mean? Yeah.

Monet (61:46)

So now we. Nigga, we just saw you put that damn juicy gusher in your mouth, and you are huge. Put that damn candy there.

Bob (61:59)

You don't even see. Was quiet, though. And you don't hear me chewing. And that's the difference.

Monet (62:09)

So next time y' all wanna come for me, remember this moment.

Bob (62:13)

No one heard me chew. I didn't. I didn't like you be doing.

Monet (62:17)

That was crazy.

Bob (62:19)

Mind your business, bitch. You were so. You were so lame. You're a hater. You're just mad cause I got away

Monet (62:26)

with it and you didn't get and.

Bob (62:26)

Cause they never called me out.

Monet (62:28)

You didn't get away with it. I got you on the first bite.

Bob (62:32)

Um, so in their judging, we find out that Ninikoko has won this week's challenge. Um, I would have given it to Mikey. Personally. I don't think Nini Coco's runaway was that much better than Mikey's. And I think that Mikey's sash game was. Was. Was better than Nini Coco's in my opinion.

Monet (62:47)

I agree. I'm so mad that Mikey didn't win. I Was. I was team Mikey. I'm so surprised that Mikey is really turning me out like this. I did not see this from Mikey when, you know, in the. In the. When announced the girls. But Mikey is a pleasant surprise. How well they're doing in the show. And I'm very. I'm very happy for them because they're. They're showing.

Bob (63:04)

The bottom two queens are Kenya Pleaser and Mia Star. And I agree with his bottom two pretty. I agree. They. They nailed this. They. No one else. There's no one else who deserved to be down there with them. Not even close, to be honest.

Monet (63:17)

I agree. I agree. Both of them deserve their. Their rightful place in the bottom. And this lip sync to this 80s song, I would have. I would have hate to do this song. I'm like, bitch, what fucking song? What is this?

Bob (63:26)

I mean, I would have chosen. I would have wanted to do a different Go Go song. Song.

Monet (63:30)

Yeah. I didn't know the Go girls.

Bob (63:33)

He got the beat. We got the beat. Yeah, we got the beat. It's probably their most famous song, or at least the one that I know the most anyway. Got it.

Monet (63:43)

And people are mad at his lip sync. People. People online. People think that. That Mia won, not Kenya.

Bob (63:49)

The truth is, what I realize is I don't think that either one of them were fantastic, and neither one of them was absolutely horrible. But I do think that at this point in the competition, we should be considering what you can bring to the show, what you have brought so far. I don't think that Kenya Pleaser has anything else to offer this competition.

Monet (64:06)

I agree. She's done.

Bob (64:09)

And, Kenya, you can still be our little sister. You can still be our little sister. But come to the exchange X the drag queen school of finishing school for wayward girls, because we got some stuff to teach you, Ms. Mama.

Monet (64:23)

Yeah. I think both of their performances in the lip sync was not stellar. I guess KE edged her out by doing those, like, kicks that time to that beat on the song, and the judges like that. But I'm just.

Bob (64:36)

I just.

Monet (64:36)

I'm just. I'm curious what Ru saw in his lip sync that he was like, oh, I want to keep Mia. I want to keep Kenya instead of Mia. I don't. I don't. I don't. I still can't wrap my brain around that.

Bob (64:44)

Was Kenya constantly showing her panties, pissing anyone else off?

Monet (64:48)

I didn't notice that.

Bob (64:50)

She kept pulling her fucking panties up. Chad. Did y'. All. Did she kept, like, pulling her panties up and, like, showing her panties?

Monet (64:55)

Oh, yeah.

Bob (64:55)

Babe, Vacation. All I ever wanted. Another Go Go song. You don't know that one either?

Monet (65:00)

No.

Bob (65:01)

Anyway, Sierra.

Monet (65:02)

Sierra Cruz is right. Katie did not know the words Sierra Cruz.

Bob (65:05)

I agree.

Monet (65:05)

Kenya. You can tell there were some points. Kenya absolutely was not nailing the words.

Bob (65:10)

So, like, how did she win? And she had nothing offering competition. And that panty thing was really pissing me off.

Monet (65:15)

Like, I don't know.

Bob (65:16)

Rude girl. Ru. Ru.

Monet (65:18)

Don has said, I want Kenya. I don't know.

Bob (65:20)

I think what should have happened if they should just go ahead and send Kenya home, let her start preparing for her All Stars run, which I think she'll do well in. But she has to go. She has to go. Yeah, she gotta go.

Monet (65:33)

Bob, who's winning RuPaul's Drag Race 2018. I mean, season 18.

Bob (65:38)

Damn. So I used to think it was gonna be Jane Don't. But I don't think the judges like her. They're like, girl, she ain't won nothing since week one or two, whatever the fuck it was. They were like, they just don't like this bitch, and they're not hiding it.

Monet (65:55)

Yeah, I mean, I don't think. I don't think it's that. I don't think it's all that. I just think that she hasn't done something that they deemed her worthy recently. But I think she could because she was so strong in the beginning. She's gonna get one of those edits really strong. A dip in the middle. And the last couple challenges, she's gonna soar up. So I think my top two are Nini, Coco, and Jane. Don't. And I see it was a listening for your life. I see maybe Nini, Coco. I think Niki Coco might take it this season.

Bob (66:21)

Jane Doe is going home fourth. The top three will be Mikey Meeks, Nene, Koko, and probably Juicy. But Juicy will be so out of her league, it won't even matter. And I think the winner is going to be Mikey Meeks.

Monet (66:38)

You think Mikey Meeks is winning RuPaul's Drag Race?

Bob (66:41)

If it was up to me, if they cut this season off right now and told me to choose, I would give it to Mikey. Me, Meeks. Easily.

Monet (66:48)

Wow.

Bob (66:48)

Easily. Wow. I have to do.

Monet (66:54)

I think top four. Jane. Don't. Juicy love Mikey and Nini. Juicy goes on four. Top three is Nene, Mikey and Jane and Nini. Coco and Jane in the finale, and Nini wins.

Bob (67:07)

Have you been seeing how much RuPaul. I mean, how much Bianca hates Athena?

Monet (67:12)

No.

Bob (67:12)

It's really funny. She cannot stand at the. She do not. She do not like that bitch.

Monet (67:18)

All right, y', all, listen.

Bob (67:19)

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