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Bob the Drag Queen
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Bob the Drag Queen
I'm literally not even said a word. I'm literally just sitting here in an abject silence.
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You did what we do in music, which is called a catch breath. Do you know what a catch breath is?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know what that is.
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It's like when you're like right when you about to see like and you do a really fast breath that fills you lungs and expand your diaphragm quickly to get you to get the air in.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was not doing that. I was just listening to your words.
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Someone asked where these glasses are from. These glasses are from. When we respond to by Warby Parker. But, you know, this is not. This is not an ad, y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
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This is sibling. This is not sibling adery. This is sibling watchery, where you watch and recap episodes of RuPaul Dragon season 18. And we're in the home stretch. We're what? This. Like, there are probably three. Three more. Because now we have the top six or top seven. I'm so confused now. Now we have. Yeah, this was six. This one up to five. Do we think. Do we think they're going to do a top three or top four?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm hoping for a top three. I would love a top two. I see a double elimination in our future. Listen, if my. Let me tell right now, being present for a double elimination is terrifying. Like, it feels like you're in the squid game. Like, it feels like, oh, they can get rid of any of it. Because you didn't have any on your season, did you?
Monet X Change
No, we have double shantaes, not double sashays.
Bob the Drag Queen
Double Shantaes make you feel like we
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can do anything, baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
When you are there to witness a double elimination, a double sashay, you're like, oh, mama's for real.
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Mama's for real real. I mean, yeah, we didn't have any. We had Eureka and Cameron's day, which Aquaria was mad. You know, I was thinking about. Whose lyric was that? Men for more top. Is that a Cameron or is that Cameron? Cameron.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cameron.
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Obviously I've been following Cameron, but. More top four Cameras get a little thick. I'm into thick camera. Have you seen?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I saw that she launched, like some sort of a fitness thing.
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Yeah. She has her own personal training fitness
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business where she hires other trainers to come join. And I think she has a. I don't know if I can say it, but exclusively, I'm trying to say onlyfans, but I'll say onlyfans. We did an episode where we reviewed her OnlyFans. Yeah, I remember. Yeah. So why are you trying to be demure? Well, I don't know about the jiggle gathered YouTube be getting crazy. But we'll talk about that during our exclusive over on the Patreon.
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But let's get into these girls. So the girls walk into the room after Kenya's elimination, and Jane says, Jane, I think a lot of the girls, they're really feeling Kenya's emotion. Cause Kenya. I mean, Kenya's elimination. Cause Kenya had so much energy. And the girls really, really, really, like, really valued her charisma they're like, Kenya had charisma out the wazoo. Which I agree. Kenya seems to be a very charismatic girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, you and I were completely taken by her in her Meet the Queens. Meet the Queens. We slated her to win the season.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, that's on.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's. We invited her to be an official part of the SR family.
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And then we rescinded our invitations when we saw her runways.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, we said we were gonna put her through a little SR boot camp. We did not say that she's rescinded, but she is apprenticing. Corey is in. Naomi is in. Kim is in. Pep is in. Kimchi. I already said Kim. And Bianca. Selena is in. And currently Kenya is in. Is an apprentice. Maybe she needs to do some studying with. Maybe we'll send it with Naomi. Naomi. Naomi's more brutal than you and I. By far.
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No, but Naomi has been sucking Kenya's dick on Head to Toe. I was like, naomi, I've been watching
Bob the Drag Queen
Head to Toe, yet she's loving it, girl.
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Every. Every Runway. Naomi's like, well, that was a lot of dynamics for Naomi. Well, she was like, well, I fucking love Kenya. What she's doing. And I was like, naomi, you have got to be serious with these comments. What are you talking about? This outfit was cute. Naomi is driving me crazy with this Kenya love about her look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I don't know if you watched our season, but she was drinking from the fountain of Nicole. Paige Brooks. I think Naomi actually loves an underdog because although she was an underdog in our season, she was the top three underdog. So maybe she has a soft spot for the underdog, no matter what. You know what I mean? Yeah, maybe that's what it is.
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Which I did from head to toe, by the way. So if you're watching this or listen to this, y' all should go check out my episode of Naomi Smalls. Head to Toe. I'm. I've. I'm. I'm officially her second guest she's ever had on the show. From all. From the. From all of her Head to toes. Must be nice. We had such a good time. I. Anyway, I've said mbn.
Bob the Drag Queen
Must be nice. I never got the invite. That's crazy. After all I've done for her. After all I've done for that little. Little giraffe looking ass bitch.
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Have you seen that viral video of that guy dressing up as a giraffe and going to. Going to play with a giraffe. He's in a giraffe costume. Please.
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
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He's in a giraffe blow up costume, going to a reserve of giraffes. He walks up to the giraffe, and the giraffe is, like, coming in. The giraffe is, like, nuzzling it. Then the head deflated, and the head just falls over like this, and the giraffe, like, is earnestly startled and just runs away. It's so sweet.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm imagining you were talking to a person and they deflated in front of you. They melted like the wicked witch from fucking the wizard of Oz. You'd run, too.
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Hey, yo. Now Darlene is officially on the board.
Bob the Drag Queen
Darlene on Naomi. Were you the head or the toe?
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How was the toe?
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, well, everyone is the toe. After the fss, after ffs. You gotta. You gotta show the dog.
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And I was proud to be the toe for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
And apparently you and Andy have the prettiest feet in Hollywood. Apparently.
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I would like to say when I posted Andi's feet, people were like, bob is crazy. What is I talking about? Andy at Desmond.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not everyone. Cause we can read those comments later.
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Mostly, though. Mostly. Anyway, this is not civil rivalry. Darlene is officially on the board. Darlene is officially on the board. Having a win. Leaving Discord, as Bob would say, on Lonely Island, AKA Staten island, truly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which, I mean, I don't. I can't imagine that feels good. By the time we got to top four, top five was. Who was the last one? God, I'm trying to think of who was on my season.
Monet X Change
I think she was top four.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thorgy was Thorgy. Cause Thorgy's. Derek.
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Derek. Derek.
Bob the Drag Queen
Derek. Well, Derek had a win, so our top five all had wins, but so I.
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What the fuck? Oh. Cause Derek, y' all won the voting thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Political challenge.
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Political challenge. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thorgy was the last queen to be there without a win. Thorgy was the last queen to be there without a win.
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Oh, my God. I was the last queen to have.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nah.
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No. Yeah. I was the last one to have a win on my top six.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'm sure some drag race historian's gonna clare us up and how. Cause y' all were. Y' all were gathering us when we couldn't remember who did a top five, y' all were like, y'.
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All.
Bob the Drag Queen
I get why RuPaul is like, Seattle. 100%.
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100%. Oh, my God. I have to say about my interaction with RuPaul. Maybe I'll tell y' all in our untucked. In our exclusive meetup I had with. With. With. With Mother Paul. Um, Darlene says that the roast is a staple.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, she's.
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She's really proud. Cause she won a staple drag race challenge. And, like, at this point, they have so many repeat offenders. So, like, does. Is every challenge that you do every a staple? Like, is the design challenge a staple? Now, I only say Snatch Game is a staple.
Bob the Drag Queen
A design challenge isn't a staple. But the ball is a staple. Right.
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But do we have. We didn't have a ball this season. Did we have a ball this season?
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe there will be one. I didn't watch the preview for next episode.
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I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't do it last week or this week, which I normally do. And normally you don't watch the preview for next week. And I'm normally like, it was this, but maybe there will be a ball. I'm not sure. But yeah, the ball.
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That's crazy. There was no ball. This, this, this, this. This year. I just real. As you said that, I just realized that.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I would say the staples are a snatch game. The ball. The. The roast is like a sometimes seasonal staple. Reading challenge, the puppet show, which I don't think we had a puppet show in a while either.
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Yeah, but I never thought that was a staple. They only did, like, four seasons, y',
Bob the Drag Queen
all, of the puppet show.
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The puppet show is your season, Bianca's season, and two other ones. It was the one they do all the time.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think the Puffer show might actually be the best mini challenge in the series. I actually think it's the best recurring mini challenge for sure.
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Yeah. Honestly, that's the only recurring one I can think of, to be honest.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
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So next we have so. Yo, Jane. So the next day they come in and Jane reminds us that Darlene has a fashion degree and is a hairstylist.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's a hairstylist.
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Dude.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is crazy.
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A hairstylist.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're going to find out that she's, like, fully Karl Lagerfeld. Like, she's fully. She's the next Matthew Anderson. Like, she's going to be an Emmy award winning costume designer, makeup artist.
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Oh, without them fucking wigs. Are you kidding me, girl?
Bob the Drag Queen
But here's the thing. I think Darlene is not letting y' all know it. I think Darlene is one of those girls who can but chooses not to because she has alternative taste. Even when Marco used to make us those wigs, like, when you went to Marco's wigs, he would give you, like, the wigs that are, like, great, but then he would have his, like, experimental kooky it's always.
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I had. Always with the balls and the holes.
Bob the Drag Queen
He would always try to sell me on, like, some crazy, kooky, nutty wig. And sometimes they were, like, really fierce, and they were like, oh, this is really cutting edge. And I was not on the cutting edge at the time. Forever, for that matter. So maybe Darlene's just one of those girls.
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Yeah, mama. I don't think so, but sure, sure. So RuPaul comes in and he says, for the mini challenge this week, the girls have to race on blow up horses in quick drag. We're getting. We're getting a real quick drag moment because last week was fake quick drag. Last week, they actually got. They got a drag drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I. I'm. I'm convinced they did it post season because they was. They was looking too good.
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Yeah. Um, and so. Oh, my God, this new pit crew member, y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
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This motherfucker. His. His. He is. He is beefy. Like, normally the pit crew is obviously, they're, you know, they have. You know, they're thicker guys. This guy is a beefy ass. I have not. Chris, I think his name was. This motherfucker is like fucking. What's the. What's the. Thor Hemsworth.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can we get a picture of him? Jacob, Maybe there was. There was a thick guy in Canada, like, a thick guy who really, like, a lot of people were like, just drooling, dare I say dick, pigging over because there's not a lot of thick ribbon. And let me tell right now. I've learned as I've. As I've grown as a person, that people really enjoy a little. I get a lot more love in my thick era than I did in my slim era. I'll say. Really? Yes, yes.
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Word.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'm not keeping it on on purpose. This is not intentional. This is not for sexual gains. It is just. But my body's doing what it wants to do and.
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Amen. Same, same. Just let you out and be what it wants to be, y'. All. I was gonna come to the queen, who's.
Bob the Drag Queen
As Ocean Kelly said, the president of the protein epidemic. Did you see when Ocean Kelly commented that on.
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I did. And I saw you. I saw you chime in. No.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's the president of the protein epidemic. First of all.
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Y' all act like it's me everywhere. It's just I'm only eating a lot of protein because now I'm trying to. I understand how it works. I'm not the president of the protein.
Bob the Drag Queen
Joked about you drinking protein water then One day you actually came in with protein water. Like, I was doing it as a bit. And then the day you actually came in with protein water, I was like, we need to just eat a piece of chicken, eat a piece of turkey.
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At this point, Jimmy A6 just said, Any tea? On Holly's Quick Drag challenges are filmed. Is actually filmed in order. Or do they. Or do they do all the outer drag shots before? No, there's no.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, if you. If you put the thing on the screen, maybe Jake. Jake. Maybe Jay can screen grab them in times when we talk about them.
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Jay, what did you say?
Bob the Drag Queen
Jay? He got it.
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No, I mean, I don't know if it was different from Bob on his season, but on seasons. On every season of Drag Race I've done, the challenges are filled in order. Like, Ru comes in, announce the thing they give you, they'll come in, the producers will come and tell you the rules, just to make sure everyone's clear on the rules. So cameras go down for that, Cameras go back up, you run, do quick drag, and then you do the challenge. Like, unless it's like. Unless it's one. Like, you Remember on season 10, I don't know if y' all remember this. It was the one where we had. It was early in season 10 when we had to do that, where RuPaul was advertising for that fucking chocolate. So we had to, like, do these, like, come in and do, like, a casting. Oh, my God. Which now this. This. This challenge would be so problematic, where we had to come in and kind of do, like, a casting couch with RuPaul and the chocolate bar. We had to, like, do, like, a sexy story anyway. And that was filmed a little bit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause.
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Just a little more mechanics. But for the most part, every challenge is filled in the order that you see. It's not, like a conspiracy, just FYI. Yeah. And then so they're on these fucking inflatable horses and they're bouncing, bouncing, bouncing in slow motion, which is really dope. And then Discord ends up winning, bouncing on the horse, which you would think
Bob the Drag Queen
would be, like, a good omen, you know?
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I know. And then she's talking about, oh, my God, I've won. I've won two. I've won two mini challenges. So by Discord Math, that's one maxi challenge. I'm like, it's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, I. I think Discord is doing the right thing. Just tell yourself you're doing great. I mean, Discord made it further than a lot of girls who did better than she did, statistically in the season because of her unyielding, blind faith in herself.
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Honestly, listen, the confidence that Discord add us and Bob the Drag Queen have in themselves, I wish to have in myself.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jay said. Do you think that Discord's delusion is stopping her from growing as an artist? I think it can. When someone's like, I'm at the peak. I'm as good as anyone's ever been, then I could see them having a hard time developing from there. But I do genuinely think that she is. I think that. I think that if there were an alternate universe where Discord did have a win, it would not be controversial. There have been much more controversial wins
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like Darlene in the fucking ro. I will never. Y' all will never gaslight me to thinking that Darlene did a good job. The rose. I don't think it was a good job.
Bob the Drag Queen
We asked our patrons, and the patrons also. I know we asked them about the looks. Never mind. The patrons did agree that she should have won the. The. The. The design challenge. They all agreed.
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Oh, yeah, that. Yeah, she was robbed for that.
Bob the Drag Queen
And it was pretty overwhelming.
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Yeah. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
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All.
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So for the maxi challenge this week, the queens have to make over Queer Cowboys. Um, and now this is a staple. The makeover. The makeover is the makeover and Snatch Game are, in my opinion, are the only staples. Cause they happen literally every single. There's not a single season of Drag Race that has happened that the makeover and the Snatch Game has not happened.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not true. There was not a Snatch Game on season one. Girl. Well, you said. You said not a single.
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There also wasn't a makeover in season one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, there was.
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There was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mm.
Monet X Change
Okay. You know what I mean? Okay. From season two to now, there hasn't been.
Bob the Drag Queen
I always tell folks, I don't know what you mean. All I know is what you said. I don't know what you mean. All I know is what you said. Toots. I started saying toots. I think I need to stop. I think it's really condescending.
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Toots is condescending because you know, you know, you know, you know, it has, first of all, you know, it has racist origins.
Bob the Drag Queen
Toots.
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Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
How? I mean, I'm not shocked. What is the origin of this? What is the racist origin of Tush?
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So it's back when. Back in, I think Jim Crow, white folks, when they would. When black people would come into restaurants, it was when, right when Jim Crow got done, they would signal Toots as a way to still, like, say, like, not like black people cannot come into it. Like, toots was like a weasel word around it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Interesting. I'm gonna have to look this up.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not like tick tock historians, they just be saying stuff. Did you know, like, do you know. Do you know, toots?
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Did you know. Did you know that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you know that.
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That. That gay rodeos were a thing? A lot of these guys are from gay rodeos. I. I've never heard of the term.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've derailed us. We got to get.
Monet X Change
No, no, this. This. This is for. This is for. They're all queer cowboys at gay rodeos. Did you know about gay rodeos? I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know about the black cowboys of Texas.
Monet X Change
I don't know about that either.
Bob the Drag Queen
The black cowboys of. They. They ride around like Houston on, like, what's her name? Did Nicole Byer. Was she filled in for.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, she sure did.
Bob the Drag Queen
For Jimmy Kimmel.
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Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Kimmel.
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Was it Jimmy. Oh, yeah, Jimmy Kimmel. That's the one in la. Yeah. So a lot of them are from. Are from the gay roadies of Texas, which is really cool. Now I know that gay roadies are a thing. Maybe I should go and go to a gay rodeo.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've been to a rodeo and not my thing.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I did get to say when I was there, I did get to say, actually, this is my first rodeo. I really enjoyed that. That's what this is, my first rodeo.
Monet X Change
Bob. Bob, you. You just dragged my cool bitch. I just made up that whole thing about toots. Got him.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just said, I don't know if I believe that. I need to look it up. I did not drink. I was like, I need to look that up. That sounds like TikTok. Historianism, history, revision, revisionist history. Should I say?
Monet X Change
Well, if you guys want to see more gaslighting, I prank call four of my celebrity friends on my. This week's YouTube video, honestly is the most fun I've ever had. The one with. The one with Atsuko with Maura. I tricked Maura into giving me her Birkin, and I tricked Atsuko into taking Colleen. And Atsuko was just being so sweet, I couldn't keep up with it. Cause I was like, oh, my God. I was like, she's like, no, I can't take a cat. I was like, colleen eats other cats young. And Atsuko's being so tight.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, take her to watch or take
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her to take her out permanently because I couldn't have her anymore. Anyway, it's a really funny video. So. Because Discord won the mini challenge she gets to pair everyone up, which I think is a useful tool in this challenge, because I know I have a hard time painting white people, so I would. My primary thing would be switching people up by races. Cause let's just be real. For me, in my opinion, it's harder to paint someone who has a different skin tone than me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I really struggle with that, if I'm being fully honest. Monet, you and I have trouble doing makeup on anyone who's not ourselves. I. I don't like putting people in makeup.
Monet X Change
Same. I'm not good at it at all.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know this face. This one. I haven't even covered my eyebrows in years. I just use these little wispies, and I just paint right over them or I shave them off. So, like, a lot of the stuff I just don't have. I just don't. I can do this.
Monet X Change
Right. I'm not gonna. So. So maybe, you know, maybe it's just like a yes. Aether said, wow. When I play the race card. Absolutely. In this challenge, I am giving you someone that is a different race than you. That is my. That's my ultimate goal. And so she. So she does that. So she gives Nene Jason, who is the black eye. She gives Jane Terry, who is the old guy with the mutton chops. Cause, like, that looks hard to do. Monet only sees color
Bob the Drag Queen
Chihuahua by ableism. Does. That felt like a shot at me somehow.
Monet X Change
Say it again.
Bob the Drag Queen
That felt like a shot at me somehow. No, I'm just playing.
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No. And Discord chooses the guy all the way. Did I write down his name? Discord chooses the guy all the way to the right. Cause he looks like her. He has gauges like her. So she's like, oh, he's punk rock. And we look really similar. That's gonna work. Mutton chops goes to thing. Darlene gets this fucking the guy. Auto on the left, who is. Who is very gay. No, the one next to discourse partnered guy. Second to the left, y'. All. He was a faggot. He was a fag. He is so faggoty. And. And then those are the only ones that stick out to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I just say, the one second to the right looks like. Like. Like a butch Tina Burner. Like Tina Butcher. Something about him is giving Tina Berner to me. I don't know what it is. Tina Butcher. I don't know what it is. I mean, you can't get much more bush than Tina Burner. Let's be. Let's be honest.
Monet X Change
Damn. Drag her. Drag her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, did he?
Monet X Change
Yeah, Terry passed.
Bob the Drag Queen
The one that Monet just called her. Efsler.
Monet X Change
No, no, no, no, that's not him. The other one. No, that's mutton chops. Is Terry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, you know, rest in peace to this wonderful, wonderful man.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which I'm glad that he got. I hope this was a fun experience for him.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think it was. So Discord says to her makeover guys, she was like, that all the girls are coming for her because she has the best makeup and everyone else is scared of her. And I'm like, I don't know if she's at this point, if she's doing a bit or she genuinely thinks this. It has to be a bit. JSCOR does not think that she has the best makeup in her group and people are scared of her talents on the show. I do not believe that she believes that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe she's working on her branding, you
Monet X Change
know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
But, like. But we've. We've seen this before. This is also something that Blair St. Clair said on her season of All Stars. She was like, the girls are scared of me. Meanwhile, she was like, I think the only. Or one of the only people who didn't have a win. And she was like, these girls are scared of me. And I remember being like, this is. I remember thinking to myself, this is crazy.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I. I do love where is Blair? Add that to one of your documentaries, Finding Blair.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fighting Blair Sinclair. We also, on the same season as
Monet X Change
your friend, Fighting Blair Sinclair.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fighting Blair Sinclair.
Monet X Change
Mikey's makeover, Mr. Maroon shirt has. He's a queen. He's a former. Like, he used to be a drag queen. He's won, like, Miss Rodeo or some shit. Like, he's done drag. He's done high horror drag before.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, no one quits drag. No one quits drag. Your drag goes into remission. You don't quit it.
Monet X Change
Drag goes into remission. It's crazy. And Darlene's makeover doesn't mind being trashy, which is honestly great. I think Darlene got the one person that was like, yeah, I want it. I'm trash. My mom is trash. I'm literally, literally, Darlene's whole mo. So Discord really helped Darlene out by giving her the guy who. Cause we'll get to it later. If I came up to Drag Race,
Bob the Drag Queen
mom at home being like, excuse me, I'm sorry, what was that?
Monet X Change
We'll get into it later. But if I came to Drag Race and I got made over to look like that, I would want a Refund. Even though I didn't pay any money. I would be upset.
Bob the Drag Queen
How would you feel if your kid went on a TV show and was like, I'm trash. I'm ghetto as hell. My dad ghetto as hell?
Monet X Change
I would be. They wouldn't say that because that would be crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think black folks use the term trash. I've never heard a black person describe themselves as trashy or trash. I think trash is like a white thing. No, I've heard, I heard, I've heard
Monet X Change
gothy, gothy kids were described as other trash.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like black golf kids. Yeah, I've never heard. I've never heard of black trash in my life. We're black trash.
Monet X Change
Well, not. What do you, what do you say? Black trash. Like that. That sounds, that sounds like a whole lot.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think the cultural, derogatory, pejorative for like broke white people is white trash. And the cultural, you know, pejorative term for low class black people is ghetto.
Monet X Change
But I think alt people of all races and creeds.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, ratchet. People like black folks want to say ratchet.
Monet X Change
They don't say ratchet. Yeah, ratchet. Yeah. Um, Nini's. Nini's makeover is afraid of their femininity. They're afraid of. Of embracing their femininity for whatever reasons. And I think it's a really sweet, endearing moment because. Because he's like, yeah, he's like, yeah, like, I don't mind, like being gay. I love being gay. But he's like, I'm really afraid of my feminine side, which is very sweet. He's also. He's Jewish. He has like, he has. Right, Jacob. He has the yarmulke on his head.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob doesn't know every Jewish person. Yes. I believe that's crazy.
Monet X Change
Well, I was like, I was, I was like. I was like, is this a yarmulke or is this like a cowboy thing? I didn't know, but I was like,
Bob the Drag Queen
I've worn a yarmulke before. You never worn a yarmulke? No, I've worn a yarmulke. You're supposed to wear one. You're not supposed to be. You wear. If you go to like a Jewish wedding, they'll pass them out. You can wear one and they have something called Keep on. Do you know about that?
Monet X Change
Oh, it's a Keep on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yarmulke is a keeper. And bald people, they have nothing to clip their hair to. So you put double sided tape. They tell. It's called keep on to keep your Keep on. You Remember to keep on Jacob. Well, Jacob's like, I'm not bald. It's mostly from you though, because you really love talking about it. Oh, screaming
Monet X Change
Jacob dragger. No. Right, Jacob. Because okay, right, Jacob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Being Jewish, I was making sure that
Monet X Change
I wasn't bugging with a yarmulke. I was like, I'm pretty sure that's a yarmulke. He also like changed it like three times. He had like a pink one, then he had one with like a swirl. He like had different yarmulkes for every scene.
Bob the Drag Queen
The COVID said, that's Jacob's cousin. Y' all are correct.
Monet X Change
That's Jacob's cousin.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is so, so problematic.
Monet X Change
You see, it only gets kind of problematic when we let the cousins in. When is just the coolant of the stepdads. It's never all the drama. Y' all are. Y' all are.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob's cousin is crazy. Continue on.
Monet X Change
Um, Juicy says that she's. This was crazy. So Juicy is trying on costumes, the costume that she brought with her makeover. And she's putting this, this dude in this like little tie up thing and
Bob the Drag Queen
like a skirt girl.
Monet X Change
His entire body's exposed. And Juicy says out of her mouth's mouth, I've never had to dress a man before. But I was like, bitch, you're a man. What do you mean? You don't have to dress a man, bitch. You dress yourself, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
But maybe she meant like someone who's like, you know, not. I don't know. I mean, I think the truth is most drag queens, unless you're a drag mom, we don't dress anyone. Yeah, you'll lend someone clothes.
Monet X Change
You know what I mean? But I'm like, yeah. And Jane is like, girl, Juicy just did Juicy just think that her makeover was gonna be the same. Wanna be as revealing of her body as her like, what are you talking? Like, why would you only bring something that has this little tie up thing, like a little skirt, like its entire body's exposed.
Bob the Drag Queen
But the question is, would you try to. Would you cater to your makeover person's like fears about or insecurities? Or would you be like, this is not about you. This is my. I'm competing here. You have nothing at stake. You're leaving no matter what. I'm gonna need you to put on this. If you're like, I don't wanna show my curves. You're putting on like, what if you get like someone who lost weight? You ever notice people who lose weight so when they don't wanna, they don't wanna wear hip hats. It makes them feel fat.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
How about you? Maybe you put on the hip pads.
Monet X Change
Oh, you put on the hip pads. For sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
You put it on.
Monet X Change
I was talking about this with Naomi,
Bob the Drag Queen
but I wanna be sensitive, but I'd also be like, I need to win.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I've done Drag Race both ways. When season 10, we had to, quote, unquote, make our outfits. Where at All Stars. We got to bring out the 10 to the All Stars, right? I had two options. I had a skinny option and a fat option. I was like, I have an option for if I get a big person and an option for if I got a skinny person. Whereas in season 10, I just had to make a dress in the same fabric.
Bob the Drag Queen
But you never know because in my season, you would have had to have a little person option because we had little people and we made all of our outfits there. So it was like. So you Drag Race might throw you a curveball. They might be like. And we have every person. Everyone is over 7ft tall. Have fun.
Monet X Change
Queens, literally last season with the fucking.
Bob the Drag Queen
The NBA player, the basketball girls, they were wnba, college. They were collegiate, right?
Monet X Change
Yeah. Collegiate, right? Collegiate players, yeah. Um, yeah. And also, yeah, I wrote also, Juicy's makeup makeover is a fag. Honey, I love his. I love, I love his little voice. It's very cute. Okay, can we talk about making life a little more rewarding? Because I've been using Rakuten. Yes, Rakuten. And it's kind of a no brainer. With Rakuten, you earn cash back on basically everything you already buying. We're talking fashion, beauty, travel even. So if you're online shopping at places like Dyson, Ticketmaster, Urban Outfitters, or ordering groceries on Instacart, you're getting rewarded for it. And the best part, you can stack those rewards on top of sales and coupons. So you're already saving a big old chunk of money. And then when it's time to cash out, you can get your money however you want. PayPal, a check, gift cards even build points. And if you're an eligible American Express card member, you can earn membership reward points instead. Love the options. It's super easy. It's free to join. You just need an email to sign up. You know, the girls at Slim Rivalry love a deal. So I'm always checking Rakuten before I buy anything. It's just part of the routine at this point, getting cash back on stuff I was already gonna buy anyway. Baby, that is everything to me. So go ahead, book that trip, Buy those shoes, order that extra dessert, join for free@rakuten.com or download the Rakuten app and start earning today. That's R a K u T n dot com.
Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I don't want to. Guys, first of all, in the chat, please be sensitive. Monet did go home on a makeover challenge. Monet is very sensitive about these things. We had a call before the show. She said, please be sensitive. She asked me to forewarn you guys. It brings up a lot of past trauma for Monae. So in the chat, please, please, please be sensitive to Monae's feelings. As we look at these looks. Is that what you asked for, Monet? Did I, Did I get that right?
Monet X Change
What's.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm just asking. I'm trying to be a good friend.
Monet X Change
What's a cadaver? Someone said dressing cadavers.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cadaver is a dead body used for research purposes. So like when a dead body's used for like, like a cadaver is a dead body, but they, but they're often used for like science or military work or stuff like that gut. Like, you heard of a cadaver dog?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cadaver dogs, they are trained to smell dead bodies.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
So if they're looking for it, like if you're looking for a body that's missing, to see if the body is dead, if the person you're looking for is Dead. They'll bring out the cadaver dog and the dog will find the dead body.
Monet X Change
Got it? Yeah. Chicken. Can we pull up the looks, please?
Bob the Drag Queen
So we'll start with the judges. So up first we have the judges. I always love Ru in a gown. I mean, Rue. This is. This is RuPaul's Bianca Boatnik dress, you know? Yeah.
Monet X Change
This is too simple, though. This is literally just. I mean, this is fine. This is okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like it. La Roach looks fantastic, girl. You see La Roach in discord. We'll talk about it later. Going at it online.
Monet X Change
Oh, I didn't see. Did La Roach respond?
Bob the Drag Queen
Laroach commented on the video work. Yeah, well, we'll get into it.
Monet X Change
This lady, her makeup was so pretty. The guest judge, I don't know where she's from, though. Do you know where she's from?
Bob the Drag Queen
I do not. Sorry to this man.
Monet X Change
She's a comedian, but I don't know, like, if she's from a TV show or just a stand up, obviously. Yeah. Isn't it crazy they have not had Mattea Lane on the show?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it is. I think it's crazy they haven't had Tyra Banks on the show, but now they're not gonna have her after all this drama.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, they're definitely not gonna have her ass, actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
You never know who Rose Drag Race.
Monet X Change
Okay, let's go into the looks. First up we have Nene Coco.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so Nini Coco is going for like a butterfly moment. I feel like Patsy Coco is giving. She's in the cocoon.
Monet X Change
See, I thought she was like a caterpillar or a fucking bumblebee, but caterpillars don't have wings.
Bob the Drag Queen
And there's a lot of confusion, too.
Monet X Change
It doesn't look like a wing.
Bob the Drag Queen
La Roche was making a big deal about, like, how he couldn't figure out what this was.
Monet X Change
And I agree. I don't normally. Like, I genuinely. I did not know it was a cat because they also look like wings.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. Nene Coco looks like she has wings. And. And Patsy looks like she. I don't know what's. I don't know. They don't look like wings. When she's next to Nini Coco, you can tell that what she's supposed to be. She's obviously a bug. She has antenna and eyes on her head. But, yeah, I could not.
Monet X Change
Because. Is she supposed to be a caterpillar? What then, Jacob? What is that supposed to be behind her then?
Bob the Drag Queen
Their wings, right? Yeah, I think so.
Monet X Change
Did I even shake my wings?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't love it. I don't love it.
Monet X Change
She looks like she have anyway. I did not like this. You know, I know that Nini Coco, she's not one to always do the wigs. She always has some fucking swim cap on her head. And I don't think the makeup was particularly stunning. And I don't think this dress looks particularly stunning on this lady. I do like the nails, though, and, yeah, her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Listen, you're not on the Pit Stop. No one's force you to say nice things. This is not the Pit Stop. No one's making you say nice stuff. Be the real Monash.
Monet X Change
Anyway, I didn't like this. I didn't see. Who goes on Drag Race?
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's hear what Kevin. Let's hear what Kevin has to say.
Monet X Change
Thick gamer. I agree. Who goes on Drag Race wanting to be turned into a bug? Especially an ugly bug.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, bitch, like, how someone want to be a bug.
Monet X Change
You gonna turn yourself into a monarch butterfly and I'm a fucking fat caterpillar. That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like I said, SZA would want to be a fucking bug. Did you know the monarch butterflies go to wherever what's her name is from?
Monet X Change
What happened?
Bob the Drag Queen
Where Diddy Fay go from again?
Monet X Change
Monterey, New Mexico. Monterey, Mexico.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's where the butterflies go over here. Do they, I think, migrate that far?
Monet X Change
So butterfly going from New York City to Monterey, Mexico. That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I mean, monarchs are known for being like, really? Like, there's a huge monarch migration. Like, that's their thing. Yeah.
Monet X Change
And they're going from New York City to Monterey.
Bob the Drag Queen
They don't all make the trip. Monet. They don't all make the trip. They populate on the way sometimes.
Monet X Change
Populate?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, they repopulate on the way.
Monet X Change
I don't think that's the right use of that.
Bob the Drag Queen
How is that not the right use of that? I don't think they're repopulating. They're reproducing.
Monet X Change
Okay. They reproduce, not repopulate on the way.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it is. I think it works.
Monet X Change
The eastern northern. Yeah, look, Jay, about to gather you the eastern monarch population, notable for its annual south, southward. Damn, I couldn't even read the damn thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was not gathered for its notable
Monet X Change
annual southward late summer, autumn instinctive migration from the northern and central United States to southern Canada to Florida and Mexico.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jesus Christ, Monae.
Monet X Change
I was just reading what was on
Bob the Drag Queen
the screen, so I was not gathered.
Monet X Change
We can continue on. So, yeah, they're not going from New York to Mexico. They go.
Bob the Drag Queen
They. They go to Mexico. You didn't read the whole thing. They go to. No.
Monet X Change
Look at the migration path. The ones in California go to Mexico. The ones in Texas go down to Mexico. But the ones in New York go to Florida.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ok, you the one who said New York to Mexico. I said they go to Mexico. I said they go to Monterey. Mexico said they go from Greenland. You said they go from the moon.
Monet X Change
Someone said Cicada Star said they fly in private like Taylor Swift.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, can you read it out loud
Monet X Change
without Cicada Star said, oh, they flying private like Taylor Swift.
Bob the Drag Queen
Exactly. Let's move on. We've talked about this a lot. Let's go on to Mikey Meeks and Morgan Meeks. I think this looks great. I see the family resemblance. I think that Morgan looks a little bit like Divine.
Monet X Change
That's what I said, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's because Divine had that look that, like that, like, what do you call it? That tiger stripe thing looks. And it kind of is. The eye makeup is so snatched up. Like Divine, too.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Well, this is where the family resemblance shit. This, this is, this pisses me off every. And this has been causing a whole thing online. People are really annoyed by the fucking. By the fucking family resemblance thing. Cause it's getting out of control. Anyway, I thought this was good too. I do think, though, in the Runway, it looked like Mikey Meeks gave her makeover a mustache. I was like, girl, what in the mustache? Cause she, like did a dark, a black line lip liner, but the top one was so dark. I was like, she looks like she has on a mustache. Like, she's literally giving Charlie Chaplin. I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
That Mikey overdraws her lips. I saw a queen in Philly one time and I kept thinking to myself, oh, she's a mustache queen. She's a queen with a mustache. And then I talked her after the show fully not. She just draws a weird top lip that literally. And I remember thinking myself, like. And it wasn't even a question. It wasn't like, it wasn't like, is that a mustache? I was like, oh, it's a bearded queen with a mustache. And I just kept going about my day. Started off the show fully. Just had a weird top lip.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you say her name? I genuinely don't remember her name. I saw her one time. One night.
Monet X Change
One time, Bob. So when you told us the story a few weeks ago, you couldn't you remember her name and now you don't remember her? Conveniently, she's me. She's doing to expose you.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're lying.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Then what's her name?
Monet X Change
Then you said it was Jada Hudson.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jada Hudson is from Canada, and that's what you said. I said Philly.
Monet X Change
Yeah, y' all were.
Bob the Drag Queen
I said I was in Philly.
Monet X Change
And this was when y' all were doing that gig that they brought the girls in.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're so bad. You're caught in a lie. So bad. You're so bad at lying. I don't know. You are. You always claim you're the best at lying. You're terrible. Let's go on to the next look.
Monet X Change
Wait, hold on. I want to make a note. So y' all see this? Mikey's wearing a full on column, like, column gown. And her makeover is wearing this, like, asymmetrical thing. And they're saying the critique were great. Family resemblance. I see it. Okay, let's note that. Let's go on to the next queen. This look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Now we have Juicy Love Dion and Lucy. Love Dion, Juicy and Lucy.
Monet X Change
I didn't like this. I think the bodysuit was so ill fitting on her makeover that she had to make there to cover up her makeover's body. And no one commented on how ill fitting that bodysuit was. Girl, it was so bunched up in the crotch, like the way that the top part is wrapped around it. Her titties, it looked like it's too small. This does not look good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, Juicy doesn't know how to sew, so Juicy couldn't make alterations. This would be a really easy thing to alter. All you have to do is cut the sides a little bit higher. But Juicy can't sew, so obviously she's just gonna use what she's got. That's why if you're gonna go in drag Race, it'd be probably pretty smart to just have some sort of a slightly unfinished garment. Maybe the hems, maybe the pant leg is really long. Maybe you have extra panel, extra fabric, so you can dart it if you need to. Yeah, you know, you don't know what shape the boobs are gonna be. You're gonna need a dart on the boobs. But if you don't know how to sew, you have to just bring a finished garment. Were yours fully done when you went back the second time or were they like, did you do adjustments?
Monet X Change
They were done. But I could sew. Cause I. So I could alter them. Like, I had to. I fully made Patti's. I think I made Patti's into a. Patti's was a full catsuit. I made it into a leotard. And I had to dart it. Cause Patty is obviously way smaller than me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm still very like what you're looking for. Bitter that you didn't bring me back to be your best friend makeover. That's crazy.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Bob. Cause you know, the producers asked me who I want to come back and I said, anyone except Bob. You know what they mean.
Bob the Drag Queen
They said, who's your best friend? And Patty showed up.
Monet X Change
They walked into my dressing room. Cause I did not have a hotel. I had a dressing room. They gave me my phone. They let me call all my friends and family. We actually talked for a few hours that day actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you said you had nothing to say. You were just like doing great.
Monet X Change
You know, Jay's saying that they called him. They asked him to do the show and Jay said they. Jay said he couldn't do it. So he recommended my friend dejuan and Patty and they went with Patty. And someone's like, so do you want to fight with Jay?
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause Jayden writes I do. Me and Jay have fought. We fought before.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I think this is the fool. I cannot believe this isn't the top. I did not like these outfits. I think the one that Juicy wearing is fine. Her makeover looks.
Bob the Drag Queen
There are moments where it does not look awful. I think it's just the ill fitting like leotard.
Monet X Change
And the top. Look at the top. Look at that little. It's not even around her titties properly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I mean and that little, that little tool little headpiece looks so sad on that lady. That lady looks sad and mad.
Bob the Drag Queen
Looks like Juicy's.
Monet X Change
No, Juicy's has a little more life. It's like bigger. It's floofier. Like Juicy's is like them. Her makeover is like this.
Bob the Drag Queen
This gives San Francisco sibling where ivory Monet said, I bring matching dresses. Let's move on.
Monet X Change
Let's go to the next one.
Bob the Drag Queen
We have Jane don't and maybe Don't. Love that name. Maybe don't.
Monet X Change
Maybe don't is really good. And I thought this was a great makeover. I thought this was great. I thought so Jady actually gave her makeover the dress that she wanted to wear. But I forget the reason why she said that she did that. But I think these look great. I think it's the same fabric. They have the same rhinestone bangles. The hair just a different part. Like I thought this was incredible. And what do you mean? Go ahead.
Bob the Drag Queen
I actually think the dress Jane is wearing is actually prettier than the gown. Like the gown is fine. I Think what it is when a gown is that length, when it's made out of cheap fabric, it just looks less nice. Something about the mermaid on the bottom looks less nice. I think Jane's looks like a beautiful cocktail dress. I do agree they look absolutely st. Jane did a great job on. Maybe don't. This looks, you know, absolutely fantastic. Jane. But we knew Jane was gonna do a good job. We. We been knew that.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, I agree. Someone said Charlie. Oh, my God. It does look like Charlie Hyde. Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do something, Charlie.
Monet X Change
That looks just like Charlie Hyde. And yeah, and like the. Again, we'll get into. We'll get into. Into the critiques, but the feather boas. Anyway, I thought this was a really good a job well done. It was really cute.
Bob the Drag Queen
Next, let's go into Discord and Harmony Adams.
Monet X Change
This. Go ahead. Sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're giving Clueless meets. What's the witch movie?
Monet X Change
Wicked.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, the witch movie with Frizzleball. It's giving the craft meets Clueless.
Monet X Change
The girl. This is giving us sugared spice.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. This is sugar. This is literally. Remember sugar and spice. This is them now. So old, yet giving that. Has no one made that online yet?
Monet X Change
Maybe not now. I'm gonna do it, girl. Look at Discord Adams. Harmony Adams. First of all, the names I thought was so clever. Discord and Harmony.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hello.
Monet X Change
And look at Harmony's thighs, bitch. That motherfucker could snap my neck like a twig with them thighs, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thighs that could crack a coconut.
Monet X Change
Mentally, I was like, oh, my God. And we didn't get.
Bob the Drag Queen
I call those door. She got them door kicking legs. Unless you can kick the door open.
Monet X Change
I. We didn't see in the work room because they were buttoned up. But does he. Does Harmony have those chest tattoos or did Discord add that to sell more of the panty to their sisters?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know if she did. That'd be pretty brilliant.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I thought this was really good.
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought like, her makeover kinda has
Monet X Change
a little more body than her. I was obsessed with this.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's cause Discord is skinny and Harmony is a thicc person.
Monet X Change
Yeah. But I thought this was a job well done. Even their little thing on camera when they were like Discord, where they were tripping each other and bullying each other on the thing because they're like sisters. But one is. But she's a mean, popular girl and Discord is the mean goth girl. I thought it was really well done. I love this.
Bob the Drag Queen
It looks great. This is a great look. And apparently the Fans are being really. Fans are quite upset about. Apparently, some of the fans were going on the deceased gentleman's page and on his digital obituary being like, discord was robbed. Which is crazy. Drag Race fans, like, guys, we have to bring it down.
Monet X Change
That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, we have to just really think about what's going on here.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah. And also, my God. And when they had the walk, you know, the Discord cam and the Harmony cam, I thought was so good. Only note is, I wish Discord would have made Harmony walk. Like, Like, Discord, like, literally, like, do the exact Discord walk. That's the only note. But I thought it was still cute, and I thought it was. I love this. This makeover. I thought it was really dope, Darlene. Yeah, I thought that this was good. I mean, like I was saying before, if I went on RuPaul's Drag Race to Be makeover, and I know it's not about me, but it kind of is about me, and I got made over into this Atlantic City, whatever. I would be like, ew, I'll be so over it. And I love Darlene. I've really grown to love Darlene a lot this season. I thought this makeover was again, but it's hard. Cause it's very much Darlene's aesthetic. It's very much like her first or two second Runway. I forget when she did that crazy thing. So I thought that this look, again is very Darlene. But I, I, I, I. I didn't love it. I love this makeover.
Bob the Drag Queen
The funny thing is that her makeover kind of looks like Jane. Don't.
Monet X Change
I see that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, if Jane don't show me, like, this is me as a baby queen, I'd be like, yeah, I see that for you. Oh, I did not see that. That's the.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And then Mikey Meeks did Jewel sparkle. Jules Sparkle. She made over Jewel Sparkle for their. For their photo shoot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Juaz. I mean, this is back to Darlene liking that, like, kind of trashy thing, like girls on vacation. Like, we're in Vegas, but we're from Florida, and we're here to see a magic show. And Celine Dion not here no more. I'm just here to see the Osmonds. But also, the thing is, maybe this guy doesn't know enough to know that this is not a great look. Maybe because he looks happy. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah. So we get into the judges critiques, and Michelle says this. Shea did a video adding Michelle Visage. Shea posted a video on her Instagram feed.
Bob the Drag Queen
I saw it this Difference if you're not Michelle Visage. Keep scrolling.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I saw it.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was pretty gaggy because how are
Monet X Change
you going to look at Jane Doan and say, there's no family family resemblance? The hair is the same. The jewelry's the same. They're wearing the similar fabric. Because that's crazy, because just before Mikey Meeks and her thing, their dresses were not the same, but you saw it. You got it. Nichelle and Rochelle Visage. Oh, my God, I see it. Then the next one. Literally, the next one is like, ugh. I don't get, like, what are you talking. It really is. This challenge is so arbitrary when they want to and when they don't want to see a family resemblance. It is very frustrating as a viewer to watch. Jay is saying that in. When they did the. What you call it, the. The walkthrough in the workroom. And also, Jay, the patrons think your voice is so sexy.
Bob the Drag Queen
You gonna have a whole nother round
Monet X Change
of people think your voice is sexy. Jay, just put your voice in. And Ru emphasized to Jane, don't. He was like, you know what Michelle wants? Michelle wants family resemblance. Like, you know what she wants, which I think Jane thought she was doing. She was like, we're in the same hair, the same exact makeup. We're in just a similar fabric gown. We have the same for the bow, the same jewelry, like. But then you cannot critique Jane on that and then let Mikey Meek slide with a dress that was. That was different cut of. Different cut of dresses. That doesn't make sense. I mean, someone put the picture last season of the. Of fucking Bosco and her makeover that won in the same. Basically the same thing what Jane don't and her partner did.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I think sometimes Michelle's critiques be off. I've commented on it several times, but, you know, everyone has their opinions, right?
Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean, I would just be. I would be so irritated if I was Jane because. And she was in a tuck. She started to beat herself up about it anyway. Yeah, so that was on my. Wait, wait. And also Discord. I cannot believe they put Discord in the bottom. Like, again, like, I was about to
Bob the Drag Queen
say the bottom two courts. The queens are.
Monet X Change
Yeah, well, with the critiques. Well, LaROCH, which is what Discord making her video about. Laroch was like, I fucking hate this. It's awful. It's terrible. And I was like, what?
Bob the Drag Queen
Law Roach is also kind of like a rage Vader. Law Roach is particularly interested in dramatic television and having the Simon Cowell edit. You Know what I mean? I think Simon Cowell has done something to reality TV judging that will never, ever, ever be undone. I genuinely think that Simon Cowell's impact on reality TV needs to be studied by some sort of a. I don't know, some sort of TV scholar, because it is. I haven't seen anyone do what Simon Cowell did before he did it.
Monet X Change
It.
Bob the Drag Queen
And it's on. It's on every show. Every show has a Simon Cowell. Apparently the goal was, I hate this look. Like, I hate my dad and I really hate my dad.
Monet X Change
Yeah, that's what it was. Which is crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which is kind of iconic to say that.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is that the new I hate, hate, hate. You're. I. I know I said this before, but I. I can't imagine how much like that stings when Heidi hears it because it's so quotable. It's so quotable. And I don't wonder how much Heidi is really enjoying the downfall of Nikki. Is Heidi, like, rubbing her hands, going like.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah. It's a little crazy. Um, so we found out that Mikey Meeks is the winner of this makeover challenge. Bob, do you agree?
Bob the Drag Queen
I like Mikey Meeks. I think Mikey Meeks is a sun and queen and I genuinely think she did a good job. But if I'm being honest, I would have given it. This is a crazy. Like, I guess Michelle would think it was crazy. I would give it to either Jane don't or Discord Adams.
Monet X Change
I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree on it. Could have gone to either Jane or Discord and I would have been perfectly happy.
Monet X Change
I agree. I agree. It's criminal that Discord was not on the top for this week. It's criminal. And then we have the lovely Nene Coco and Juice Note. Mini Coco and Discord Adams in the bottom. Discord Adams is in the bottle for a very first time. And it is for this makeover with Nini. Coco and I have to listen to Ariana Grande. We Can't Be Friends.
Bob the Drag Queen
Have you seen that video, by the way?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's a really good music video.
Monet X Change
Is it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I think one of the best music videos in the past five years. Cbh.
Monet X Change
We Can't Be Friends by Ariana Grande.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yep. And I'm not. And I'm not a Ariana. What do they call them?
Monet X Change
I don't know what fans are called.
Bob the Drag Queen
RNA is they're not an Rnator. It is a really, really good music video.
Monet X Change
Why rna?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't even sound out. She doesn't like it. But they've. That's what they chose in. And she's like, okay, I think they
Monet X Change
should call themselves Areolas.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would call them the Ventis. You know, you should reach out to her.
Monet X Change
The Ventis.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think I feel passionate enough to do that. That. What would you call Ariana's fans?
Monet X Change
Wow. You listen to me. I just said I would call them Areolas.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I have a question. Is Monation M O N E T or M O N A T? No.
Monet X Change
M O N E T. Like my name. Sean, but okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
But also Nation, like you could spell. Yeah, I was wrong.
Monet X Change
I don't like Mo Nation. No. Because I think that's too close to Mo Hart
Bob the Drag Queen
and Mohart should call hers the Mo Nation with an. A good idea. That's a good idea. Mo. That's a really good idea. You were real one for that. You were ruined.
Monet X Change
And this was a. This was a snooze of a lip sync. I'll tell you one thing. Discord did not know them fucking words. Discord was watermelon cucumber bite souping her entire. I was like, girl, come on now. She did not know the words of that song.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's. It's a. There's something going on.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it wasn't. Nene was fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's something affecting the girls of. Of season 18 where they. They can't know the words.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she's like. She like you always. It was. Wait, Monation.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just text you in the Facebook chat, by the way. Go ahead.
Monet X Change
You texted me in a Facebook chat?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Oh, I mean, yeah, it was. I mean, has there been any. There's been one, like, kick ass lip sync from this season one, I would say one.
Monet X Change
Which one?
Bob the Drag Queen
Juicy and Mia. Juicy and Mia.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, that was a good one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Outside of that, I don't think we've had any, like, game changers.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Someone said they don't. They don't blame her for not knowing the words because she was going home. I'm like, she didn't know. I mean, I. I guess so, but it was.
Bob the Drag Queen
That doesn't. That doesn't fit the discord delusion fantasy. The discord delusion fantasy doesn't. Doesn't say I'm accepting that I'm going home. The discord delusion fantasy is. I'm absolutely gonna. Not only am I gonna win this lip sync, RuPaul is going to reverse the decision and give me the win for the episode. That's the discord illusion fantasy.
Monet X Change
And also Ariana. Ariana is going to put me in the weekend in the remix of the weekend defense video. And I'm going to write a verse.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna play guitar. It's gonna be sickening. Yeah. So now we have giraffe. Riggs said. Or giraffe. Giraffe, whatever. Giraffe Wig 2552 said last week. Juicy eight. But that whole lip sync, wasn't he. Because I think for it to be an iconic lip sync, it's not just one person getting destroyed into the dirt. Although I don't think Kenya got destroyed into the dirt. I think that Juicy did a good job. It has to be both people doing good or. Or one person getting completely annihilated. Like destroy. Like. Like Kenya versus Latrice. Oh, for natural woman.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or Peppermint versus Cynthia Lee Fontaine for music. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Oh, Peppermint. I miss ol. Pep.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Sorry.
Monet X Change
We have five queens left. Bob. We're almost at the end of the season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who's going to win the season? Monet.
Monet X Change
I think it's going to be Jane Dond.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's going to be Mikey Meeks.
Monet X Change
We shall see. I mean, I'm sorry, I just. Jane. They make it to the finale. Jane. Jane O's finale. Packer is going to be impeccable. Her entire package. Drag Race has been impeccable.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree.
Monet X Change
And Mikey has been good. Jano has been impeccable, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe Mike is going to turn. Turn, turn. Turn the competition up to 100. But also having the best look doesn't necessarily mean. Doesn't mean you win. Right.
Monet X Change
I don't look at the package.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would say Gottmik had a remarkable package for finale.
Monet X Change
Yeah. But Simone's was better. Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I think that Simone did better throughout the cha. Throughout the season. And they could not justify giving Gottmik the win for having a great finale.
Monet X Change
I think Jane Dillon has the great finale and she was the best all season.
Bob the Drag Queen
She has. Well, well, well, girls. We shall see. The chat is saying Nene for the win. The chat is saying Jane. The chat is saying Nene is out
Monet X Change
of Ain't no way Nene unless Nene pulls a Sasha velour and does something crazy. Ain't no way Nene's winning this season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe I just want Mikey Meek to win. And that's what I'm saying. It.
Monet X Change
Maybe I'm just.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm just blinded by, you know, we're the. We're the NPRs. That's what we. That's what we call ourselves.
Monet X Change
That's about Giraffa Rigg. I did not Say, hold on, let me. Let me gather Giraffa Rigg. Hold on one second. I just want to call Nene's runways have Giraffa Rigg said Nene's runways have been the best through, though, in my opinion, if she makes a finale, she will eat. I did not say that. That Jane had the best. I said that her package throughout the season.
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like what Giraffa Rigg said was pretty chill. It was really. It was like, in my opinion.
Monet X Change
Okay. And in my opinion, Nene's rhymes have
Bob the Drag Queen
been the best, though, in my opinion, if she makes it, finally, she'll eat Monet's like, Well, I didn't fucking say.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. If Jane wins, that, that has to be what she says at the end. You know when RuPaul gives you the thing? He says, now prance, my queen. France, my queen. And he says, what? Do you have one last thing to say? She holds up the step that goes. Jane does.
Bob the Drag Queen
That'd be great. Can we write them for everyone else? Now? What is Darlene gonna say?
Monet X Change
Oh, okay, Turns it off. So no, prance, my queen. Prance, my queen. She walks, she comes back. What do you have to say? She has to pull out her titty and go banana.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think what. I think what she does is she wears a giant gown so you can never see her shoes. She pulls them up. She's wearing the ugliest scraped up version of their shoe. Looks at Michelle and goes, you mad? And she stomps the matt.
Monet X Change
That's a good one, too. That's a good one, too. Okay, what did Mikey Meeks say?
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I think Mikey Meeks is going to do her Runway. She's gonna look quite stunning. She'll grab the scepter, she'll turn her lips like Drew Barrymore, and then she'll go, I can't do the Drew Barrymore impersonation at all. But she'll say her line in a very Drew Barrymore way.
Monet X Change
No, boo. Not Drew Barry. But I mean, to be honest, that's almost. See, your most memorable thing from your season is from some. Is from your impersonation. That would. I would not want that. Like the other two. They're referencing themselves not to another famous celebrity. What?
Bob the Drag Queen
Drag me. Drag me.
Monet X Change
Yours was a reference. Your most famous season was for a reference to someone famous. What was yours?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think the biggest things about Drag Race are, why did I. Why did I. What's happening on this? My Carol Channing and the purse.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Bob, yours. The purse is a referencing yourself. That's not the. That's your biggest thing from the season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, who do we forget?
Monet X Change
What is Nini Coco doing?
Bob the Drag Queen
Nini Coco gonna look at people and say something really off putting, make everyone in the room very uncomfortable and then not understand that why people are mad at her.
Monet X Change
No, but really, when she gets her,
Bob the Drag Queen
she'll look back and be like, you fucking lose. And could have never done this. And he's like, I'm just kidding.
Monet X Change
I mean, if I'm Mimi Coco, as soon as there's nothing of note to reference myself, I would get myself to her. I walk down now, what's something you have to say to like. Then she goes, I guess, I guess I didn't squabble this opportunity. Just reference the season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or she can go, you might even say, I engineered this win from the beginning.
Monet X Change
That's cute, that's cute. That's cute. And last, who. Yeah, what does Juicy do? She gonna go do a fucking pirouette.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I think Juicy's gonna look over to Jane and ask her to write a speech first.
Monet X Change
No, I think she gets her receptor, Jane.
Bob the Drag Queen
What should I say?
Monet X Change
She walks down, she walks up and then RuPaul's. Do you have one thing to say? She looks over at Athena, she's like. It's like, mom, mom, Mom, I made it. Or look, Mom, I did it. Something to reference her drag mother. Because that was her half her storyline the whole season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I don't see Juicy saying anything that's going to withstand the test of time.
Monet X Change
Nene. Someone said y' all bugging. It means y' all bugging.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all bugging. Neneisha say that's funny. She do all the bug shit, don't she?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
You think she. Yes, she did the praying mantis. And now she's doing this. That's two bug things.
Monet X Change
That's a lot.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's more than anyone else has done bug stuff in any season of Drag Race ever.
Monet X Change
No, that's not true. Vander Crampton was a whole bug.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then she did it again. Exactly. Sit down and shut the fuck up.
Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Episode: Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S18E12 “Mammas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Drag Queens”
Date: March 25, 2026
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob The Drag Queen
In this episode, Bob and Monét provide their signature hilarious recap and critique of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 18, Episode 12, where the remaining queens must execute the iconic “makeover” challenge—this time transforming Queer Cowboys into drag sisters. The duo dissects the runway looks, production choices, and judges’ critiques, and shares their unique insider perspectives as former Drag Race winners.
Tone: Candid, irreverent, deeply knowledgeable, and packed with insider tea.
Maxi-Challenge: Makeover queer cowboys (from gay rodeos) into drag family members.
Education on gay rodeo and Black cowboys. Spirals into a comedic moment where Monét makes up a fake “racist” origin story for the word “toots” (then reveals it was a joke).
(Timestamps approximate due to ad breaks and chit-chat)
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