Sibling Watchery: RuPaul's Drag Race S1E2 "Girl Group Challenge" Review

Summary

Sibling Watchery: RuPaul’s Drag Race S1E2 “Girl Group Challenge” Review

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: August 16, 2023
Episode Theme: A hilarious, nostalgia-fueled deep dive into RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 1, Episode 2: the “Girl Group Challenge,” mixing commentary, personal anecdotes, and hot takes on early Drag Race chaos.

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Main Theme & Purpose

Bob and Monét take an affectionate, comedically biting look at the infamous “Girl Group Challenge” from Drag Race’s original season. The duo balance detailed critique of the episode, reflecting on reality TV conventions, drag evolution, and their own experiences as queens and fans. Recurring tangents (notably about Monét’s new obsession with drones) and sharp, sometimes shady banter keep things lively and unmistakably “Sibling Rivalry.”

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Drone Banter and Bob/Monét Chemistry

Timestamps: 00:34 – 04:43, 14:31 – 15:14

• Monét’s Drone Obsession: Monét shares her new drone hobby, jokingly making it a core personality trait and offering to give Bob’s family footage of his home in St. Lucia.
  • “A big part of my personality is having a drone, and you guys have to just get into it.” (00:44, Monét)
• Bob’s Skepticism: Bob pokes at Monét’s drone mishaps, particularly a party incident where Monét crashed her drone into a group of women:
  • “Anytime I see someone’s drone crashes, pieces go flying... did yours break?” (03:36, Bob)

2. Nostalgic Reactions to Season 1 Drag Race

Timestamps: 04:43 – 05:14

• Rediscovering the Magic: Bob and Monét are surprised at how good Season 1 feels even with its “janky” production—Monét calls it a “perfect season.”
  • “Drag Race season one is kind of everything.” (04:43, Bob)
  • “It really is a really, really good season.” (05:14, Monét)

3. Mini-Challenge: Digital Cameras & Cultural Throwbacks

Timestamps: 07:01 – 08:28

• The Era’s Tech: They laugh at the clunky process of taking selfies, referencing digital cameras, floppy disks, and how production must have ground to a halt for each photo download.

  • “Remember when digital cameras came on, we were like, ‘Oh my God. This is the new frontier.’” (07:06, Bob)

• Mini-challenge Winners: Akasha and Ongina win for their nerve and “anti-Cher” stances—RuPaul loves subversive humor.

4. Racial and Cultural Commentary: Tammy, Bebe, and Labels

Timestamps: 08:48 – 11:35

• Awkward Labels: The co-hosts dissect Tammy Brown referring to Bebe as “my little African cherry” and being “with the black girls”—debating intention vs. impact in well-meaning but outdated phrasing.
  • “If someone called me with the little African cherry… I like, don’t say that to me, bitch.” (09:33, Bob)
• Broader Identity Talk: Spirals into a discussion of continental identity and the often ambiguous meaning of “American.”
  • “In theory, we’re talking about Canadians too.” (11:35, Bob)

5. Reality TV Dynamics and Group Work

Timestamps: 12:12 – 14:08, 15:48 – 16:30

• Survival Scrambles: They riff on the chaos of queens scrambling for materials and roles, likening it to America’s Next Top Model “run to the pile” moments.
• Group Leadership: Bob and Monét draw parallels to Top Model and other reality shows, discussing the perennial tension between group leaders trying to shine vs. collaborating.

6. Costume Design & Makeup Assignments

Timestamps: 16:13 – 19:08

• Chanel’s Pushiness: Chanel micromanages the group’s look, drawing detailed face charts—contrasted with the more laissez-faire other team leaders.

  • “Chanel is making fucking face charts… The only unfair thing is getting one person to make four outfits.” (16:13, Bob)

• Rebecca’s Costume Sketches: These are roasted for looking “insane,” highlighting the difficulty of drawing drag looks accurately.

7. Michelle Williams’ Guest Appearance

Timestamps: 27:25 – 29:38

• Destiny’s Child Memories: The queens note Michelle’s diplomatic presence, including her careful gendering of RuPaul (“yes sir… yes, yes, yes”) and advice on girl group harmony.
  • “Sometimes one person in the group can feel left out and othered… it is possible to be a member of a girl group and feel like other members of the group aren’t treating you nicely…” (28:36, “Michelle Williams” as performed by Monét in comedic paraphrase)

8. Production Values and Drag Evolution

Timestamps: 29:38 – 30:17

• Visible Cords and Jank: The hosts are both tickled and horrified by the visible equipment and lack of TV polish in early Drag Race. They contrast this with their own video podcasting setups.
  • “Not... literal big chunks of cords on the [runway]. I was like, y’all this is crazy.” (29:52, Monét)

9. Performance Reviews: The Girl Groups

Timestamps: 34:46 – 42:24

Group 1: “Serving Fish”

• Cohesive, Fierce: The hosts agree that the group’s look (thanks to Chanel’s makeup and Rebecca’s costumes) is the most polished.
  • “Rebecca ate these outfits. Chanel ate this makeup. Anina ate this hair… this group looks—Rebecca and Chanel look like they’re straight up from the 80s.” (39:49, Monét)
• Bebe Admiration vs. Doubt: Monét gushes over Bebe’s elegance—Bob is more neutral:
  • “She’s so majestic… the winner from the moment…” (35:10, Monét)

Group 2: “DDD” – The Disaster

• Costume & Wig Fails: Uncoordinated looks, bad choreography, frantic energy.
  • “This group looks crazy… Tammy Brown put the African cherry in a sling!” (41:24, Bob and Monét, responding to Bebe’s terrible costume)
• Tammy Brown’s Nip Slip: Bob jokes about her wardrobe fail:
  • “Tammy Brown's nip slipping the whole episode. Like, girl, you made these outfits!” (41:43, Monét)

10. Notable Quotes & “Iconic” Moments

Timestamps: 36:09 – 51:15, 47:41 – 48:42

• “I am amazed at myself.” (36:09, Chanel—episode’s top quote, delivered directly to camera)
• “Messy man is the quote… that will go down in Drag Race history.” (50:52, Monét, referencing Michelle’s legendary read of Akasha)

11. Judging Panel Drama & Safe vs. Sentiment

Timestamps: 48:22 – 51:15

• “Who Should Go Home and Why” on Episode 2 is called “unhinged,” with the girls throwing one another under the bus.
  • “RuPaul was just throwing grenades and letting people catch them… acting wild.” (48:22, Monét)
• Rebecca shines as accidental, unfiltered reality TV gold.
  • “She’s made for reality TV. I feel.” (50:33, Monét)

12. Lip Sync, Tammy’s Meltdown and Legacy

Timestamps: 53:38 – 54:15

• Tammy Does Not Lip Sync: Tammy makes zero effort—Michelle and RuPaul barely look at her while Akasha performs.
  • “Tammy does not know a single word… doing nothing. What are they going to look at?” (53:38, Bob & Monét)
• Tammy Lacks the ‘Constitution for Competition’:
  • “Yeah, that’s not her thing.” (54:15, Bob)

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Notable Quotes & Moments by Timestamp

| Timestamp | Quote/Topic | Speaker | | --------- | ---------- | ------- | | 00:44 | “A big part of my personality is having a drone…” | Monét | | 03:36 | “Anytime I see someone’s drone crashes, pieces go flying… did yours break?” | Bob | | 04:43 | “Drag Race season one is kind of everything.” | Bob | | 05:14 | “It really is a really, really good season.” | Monét | | 07:06 | “Remember when digital cameras came on… This is the new frontier.” | Bob | | 09:33 | “If someone called me with the little African cherry… I like, don’t say that to me, bitch.” | Bob | | 28:36 | “Sometimes one person in the group can feel left out…” | “Michelle Williams” (Monét) paraphrasing | | 29:52 | “Not... literal big chunks of cords on the [runway].” | Monét | | 36:09 | “I am amazed at myself.” | Chanel (as cited by Monét) | | 39:49 | “Rebecca ate these outfits. Chanel ate this makeup. Anina ate this hair…” | Monét | | 41:43 | “Tammy Brown's nip slipping the whole episode…” | Monét | | 48:22 | “Who should go home and why on episode two is unhinged…” | Monét | | 50:52 | “Messy man is the quote… that will go down in Drag Race history.” | Monét | | 53:38 | “Tammy does not know a single word… doing nothing. What are they going to look at?” | Bob & Monét |

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Overall Episode Vibe & Tone

The episode is a fast-paced blend of affectionate nostalgia and ruthless humor, as the queens dissect both Drag Race’s humble beginnings and the enduring dynamics of reality TV. Their comedic chemistry is on full display, marked by friendly shade, running gags (Monét’s drone, Bob’s skepticism), and a genuine love for drag culture and its history. The mix of drag trivia, hot takes, and callback references make it essential listening for any Drag Race stan—and thoroughly accessible even if you haven’t watched the episode.

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Final Thoughts & Looking Ahead

Bob and Monét close the episode joking about lip syncs, the evolution of drag, and tease next week’s rewatch. Their energy, as always, is infectious—equal parts insightful, irreverent, and iconic.

“See you all next episode. I don't know what the hell just happened.” (62:52, Monét—proving that sibling chaos always reigns.)

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Next Episode Tease: More S1 nostalgia, possible Patreon exclusive reviewing Bebe Zahara’s first music video, and as always, more sibling rivalry!

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yo, let me tell y' all something. Bob, first of all, so I'm sure y' all have seen up to now, right to this point. Bob's. Fucking. Bob's in his drone era. He is obsessed with this fucking drone shit.

[Monet X Change]

A big part of my personality is having a drone, and you guys have to just get into it. And you know when you need some drone footage, don't come to me since you're so smart, since you know everything and you got your fucking degree. Don't come to me when you need your own.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm shooting a video of something in NA drones. I'm gonna come to you to film it for me. As opposed to the director of photography who actually does this skill and has.

[Monet X Change]

Who is the director? I am the director of photography. I am the dj.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not of my stuff.

[Monet X Change]

I would you. First of all, you couldn't afford me. Let's make one thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want you.

[Monet X Change]

Let's make one thing perfectly clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just like my birth mother. I don't want you. Okay. June listens.

[Michelle Williams]

June.

[Monet X Change]

June listens to the pod. June, I'm so sorry. And I know you're working on yourself. I know you're working on yourself. You think June has a friend, has a gay friend who sends her every time we talk about her on the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you know, she was gay for a little while. She had a girlfriend for a while, and then she stopped. So maybe, I don't know. But sometimes lesbians will be getting down with the gays, because gays can be a lot. So who knows? I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

So I have a drone now. And so about droning. Well, I have a drone now. And a big part of droning is you have to be comfortable flying the drone literally, like, out of your field of vision, which is terrifying because you're, like, piloting this thing, but you can't see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So does it have, like a little monitor on it?

[Monet X Change]

There's a whole camera on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm saying, but on your thingy.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm looking at. I'm Just looking at the camera. And there's a little radar, too. Kind of like when you're playing like Fortnite or Zelda or something. There's a little map of the actual city and then you're just looking at this drone footage. But the drone is so tiny. It has occurred to me several times I could have been being droned this whole time. I flew the drone from my house to a friend's house, which is about half a mile away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's. Wow. And you don't get like, what if you get like, hit something or.

[Monet X Change]

I did and I did. I hope. I tried to get some drone footage of Asad, because Asad is. By the way, we are gonna review the episode. I tried to get some drone footage of my friend Asad, who's one of my oldest friends, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, also congratulation him. He just got his green card. Congratulations, Assad.

[Monet X Change]

We love you. Green card. So, Assad, also, I don't know, but. But being American now, I mean, if you would have got it 10 years ago. Damn timing is. Assad, Damn. No, but Assad, he's. He's. He's directed so many of my music videos, and I was like, for your birthday, I'm going to get a great shot of you. You gotten so many great shots of me. I'm going to get. Get a great shot of you. I was going to pilot the drone above him while he was in the pool and get a really cool TikTok shot and send it to him. Tell me why my drone immediately. I immediately crashed into a group of women. The drone was just floating. Then you just hear. And then the drone crashes into a group of women. And I was like. And then me, Jacob and Mikey just left the party immediately.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So anytime I see someone with someone's drone crashes, pieces go flying. Plastic is flying everywhere. Blades are going everywhere. Did yours break?

[Monet X Change]

No, no, mine. It was like. It was like it was maybe two feet off the ground.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the thing. Like, they seem so. I'm like, is this a drone or Faberge egg? Every time I see a drone crash it, like you're getting a new one.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Monet, they're falling from like 60, 70 meters in the sky. So what do you think? It's not a black box in the airplane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know that. I'm saying. And they're so expensive. It seems like a very risky investment because I always see footages of people, drones crashing all the time.

[Monet X Change]

I'll do. When you get your place, I'll do some drone footage for you. To send to your family in St. Lucia so they can get. I'll do the footage of your home for you to send to your family in St. Lucia. Also get your roof done, because I realized with Joaning. I realized with Joaning, y' all roofs look ugly as hell. The side of the house be looking great. Y' all have forgot that there's a roof. Anyway, we are reviewing season one, episode two of RuPaul's Drag Race. Monet, how does it feel to be back in the wild world? Like, this is the way back machine,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

honey, I will say this. Drag Race season one is kind of everything.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it's so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's so good. Y' all realty. I was coming in expecting to be like, this shit is whack. Like, ugh. Like, I just. I was prepared to have to hate. Watch this. It is so good. It's so good.

[Monet X Change]

So this is also the reason why I was just obsessed with this. Like, this is why I got hooked on this show. Season one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I see that.

[Monet X Change]

Honestly, it's kind of a perfect season. It really is a really, really good season. The episode, the casting was great.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are only, like, nine girls. Like, honestly, take it back.

[Monet X Change]

So at the top of the episode, I forgot that they had that hotel footage. The very top of the episode, I was like, imagine if they. Imagine if a camera crew would have came to your hotel room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. Which I think this happened, right?

[Monet X Change]

They were like. They were like, nimone.

[Michelle Williams]

Fake.

[Monet X Change]

Fake. Like, you're waking up this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bobby. I think this happened well into season two or three. I know the definitely happened season two. I remember shots of Raven. I remember seeing Raven, like, in her bathroom, like, doing her morning thing when I began my obsession with Raven. So I knew they definitely did a season two. I don't remember three, though.

[Monet X Change]

If I did it, I'd be like, I'm only y', all, dude. If you either get a footage of me taking a shit or. Or picking. Picking my toe. Clip my toenail. I want the clip of me picking my toe. Clipping my toenails, taking a shit. Or, you know, or I'd have one of those, you know, those conspiracy theory charts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It'd be a.

[Monet X Change]

It'd be a picture of the girls with strings going on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, you want to look like you're the fucking.

[Monet X Change]

Putting my final pin, like, putting on my shoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep. And y' all know Bob. Bob is so extra. Bob will literally do it just to get the footage on camera.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the footage is, honey. So we can hop straight to the because there's not much in the fallout. Of course, Victoria Parktown Parker just went home, and Akasha has saved herself. You know what I mean? And now we have the mini challenge where they're taking these selfies. The digital cameras is. First of all, they took these selfies, and then they're looking on the computer. You know, they had to stop down production for 45 minutes to collect each memory card and then put the memory card inside. Cause there was no memory card reading the computer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So they put the memory card on a floppy disk, but that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It took them forever. But I was like, oh, my God. Digital cameras. Remember when digital cameras came on, we were like, oh, my God. This is the new frontier.

[Michelle Williams]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We can take a picture and see it in real time. This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I have a digital camera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, this was like one of the OG models. Yours is a very nice one.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

Well, flexing your wealth, some of us

[Bob the Drag Queen]

can't afford nice cameras like that. Calm down.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, first, this is. This is for content creation. Just because you're there. Just because you're there filming on your BlackBerry. And some of us take our jobs very seriously. Honey, turn the camera and let them see. Look at the production fight that goes on here at Bob the Drag Queen Studios. Turn your camera around.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I'm on the road, and you know that on the road, our setups are not as elaborate as our setups at home. So stop trying it.

[Monet X Change]

Well, then go home and do it. Go home now. Go home. Go to bed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go to the.

[Monet X Change]

Go to the bathroom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Run star reviews at my show and at the motherfucking Fringe Festival.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, out of 10 stars. Let's continue. He's so rude. You forgot to say how many stars you could get. You forgot to say the amount of stars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Angina is announced as a winner. Then Ru announces a twist, and we're like, there's two. Akasha also wins the mini challenge because she wasn't afraid to be like. The prompt was Cher. Cher's going on another tour or whatever it is.

[Monet X Change]

No. Cher finally retired.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very retired. And Akasha was happy. And Ru. That really tickled, Ru.

[Monet X Change]

Odd take, but go off. You know what I mean? But I do think it was funny. A fun take. And Ru. Ru loves someone who has nerve. And it do. It do take nerve to say you don't care for Cher in front of rupau. But also. So they started picking their groups. Why did Tammy Brown say I'm with a black girl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I wrote that down too. And I Don't think it came from a malicious. I think it came from a very sweet place. Like, I'm with the black girls. Like, word.

[Monet X Change]

But it was as if the group was. There are only two black girls. This is as if the group was. It was like black girls and Tammy. It was Dakasha Bebe. And then also later on, she calls Bebe her little African.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, my little African. I wrote that down. My little African something.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I wrote it down too. I wrote down Barry, my little African chair. I was like, what is happening?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And again, I think a lot of this is endearing. I don't think she's meaning like a.

[Monet X Change]

We should ask Bebe if it was endearing because Bibi looked a little annoyed. Bibi was like. When she was trying. Bibi was like, oh, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think on Tammy's part it's well intentioned, but to Harry is upsetting. Like if someone called me with the little African cherry, no matter how sweet, how nice they meant it to be, I like, don't say that to me, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Well, how do you feel about being called my little St. Lucian cherry?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like that because. Because St. Lucian's not a race.

[Monet X Change]

Africa's not a race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know.

[Monet X Change]

So what was that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think trying to be like, oh, like that you were trying to come for me or something.

[Monet X Change]

That's not what I was doing. I was saying because Bibi's born in Africa and you were not born on the continent Africa. So I'm assuming, come over here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My little American cherry, Georgia.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I don't want that. You can call me a Georgia peach, but I think the difference is because BB Is born in the. On the continent Africa, in the country Cameroon. But also it's really interesting the way that you're. Well, I guess North America just doesn't have a group identity the way that other continents do. Like Europe, Asia. Specifically Europe, Asia and Africa have a. Not from the, from the, from the American viewpoint. We're like, oh, there's like a vibe, an African vibe, a European vibe and an Asian vibe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right.

[Monet X Change]

But there isn't a North American vibe. But like, I feel like the Australia, that's probably. Well, there's. There's only one country in Australia, right? Yeah. But there's lots of countries in the other continent. True. And I feel like Asian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't mean. They don't mean Russia, though. They're not. They're not including Russia in that. Which, Or.

[Monet X Change]

Or the Middle East. They don't. They don't mean Dubai. Right. They don't Mean, they don't mean Pakistan. You know what I mean? So that is. That is interesting. I don't know where I was going with that, but it's just interesting because. Well, I feel like. Because Americans. But maybe it's because we're here and I have a more nuanced take. I'm sure someone from South Africa and someone from Ethiopia would be like, baby, we're not the same. Yeah, like, it's giving here and it's giving there. Ethiopia, South Africa are so far apart, whereas America and Mexico are close. But also, we do have a lot of similarities. America, the US And Mexico have, like, a lot of similarities.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, when you say American, you realize you should. We're also, in theory, talking about Canadians, too.

[Monet X Change]

But why I said the U.S. well, Canadians are not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They are Americans. They are on the continent of North America.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I think that American colloquially is used for people who live in the United States of America. Because if you live in South America, people don't call them Americans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right. Even though they're South Americans. I found this out recently. Have contention with that. When people say I'm American, they're like, well, bitch, we're American, too. Like, we're a South American. They were like, you need to clarify. I heard that's the whole thing, too.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, back to that subject at hand. So in the girl groups, when they say when RuPaul's like, I hate on reality TV shows. It happened last episode. It happened this episode. When people run toward one thing. When girls run toward the pile to get fabric. When they're in. Akasha and Angina are running to these songs, and Angina is on Akasha's back. Stress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it's Ru set it up.

[Monet X Change]

The pressure is getting worser.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ru set it up that way. And I think they wanted this. And I'm like, akasha's right. Like, I'm like, bitch. Because then. Cause then she gonna have Anga pull a Bob the Drag Queen and be like, well, you get the in fucking. The art thing. What do you call it? Somebody mention art?

[Monet X Change]

You mean using my brains instead of my brawn?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yo, use your brawn.

[Monet X Change]

I'm all about brawn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Call me, call me, call me brawny.

[Monet X Change]

Man, this is something me and Monet run into. A lot. Monet will be Monet and a lot. Not just Monet, but a lot of my friends will be trying to, like, figure something out. And they'll be like, ugh. And I'd be like, you have a finesse it. You're trying to you're trying to use all your. Good, good. Just give it a little and the cap will come on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Talking about when.

[Monet X Change]

Can you give an example?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. Thank you, Jacob, please.

[Monet X Change]

It'll be like Monet trying to open something. Monet will be trying to open up a thing, and she'll be like. She'll be like. And I'd be like, no, no, no. If you just, like, give it a little. Like a little Bob, that has literally ever happened. I believe it has, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you, Jacob. And I like how. Because, see, that's why sometimes I like

[Monet X Change]

to sneak a little word. It has happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how I like to sneakily work. Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all heard all the shade in what Jacob said.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob did not prove anything. Yeah, see, because that was, you know what Jacob is. Never happened. You know what Jacob is? Jacob is triggered because you and him are both in this little thinking that you can just go around the world being brawling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. Y' all know Jacob brawling. Jacob. Jacob trying to strong muscle everything open. That's Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, Jacob's been going to the gym nonstop for over a year now. Don't ever undermine my boyfriend's work, okay? And again, for the record, if you keep talking shit, I'm going to send Jake over to whoop Andy's ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My God, y'. All. Okay, first of all, it is 9:00am Bob's time. This is a lot of energy for Bob the drag queen before 10am I am gagged right now.

[Monet X Change]

I woke up at seven. I woke up at seven in the morning for what I like to watch. I like to watch the episode right before. I don't like to watch it last night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I watched it right before.

[Monet X Change]

I like to watch it right before. And I'm also. Also, waking up early is a part of drone culture. When you want to catch the sunrise, you wouldn't get it. It's part of. It's part of drone. It's part of being a pilot. We call ourselves pilots.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me say this. I can't, y'.

[Michelle Williams]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I cannot go on with this for the next couple of months. It's gonna drive me insane from day one, though.

[Monet X Change]

Don't ever. Don't ask me for any footage. Don't ask me for any. Don' me to bring my drone by for in literally anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will not.

[Monet X Change]

I promise. And when I bring my drone, step out of the shot. And because it has a huge range of footage, you have to go a mile down the road, because I also

[Bob the Drag Queen]

see how this going to happen.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All the crew is going to get together, and Bob's going to bring his drone for us all to get a picture together or a video together.

[Monet X Change]

And you're going to step out of the picture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will. I'm going step out of the picture and do my own selfie.

[Monet X Change]

Like, yeah, Monet, this is not sibling rivalry. We need to get back to the episode. So Tammy felt like she could not get. Okay, Tammy, there are. Tammy felt like she couldn't get any input in because Bibi was like. Bebe was like, anyway, I like your idea, Akasha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Tammy's a little kooky, and I think this is a trope we see throughout reality tv. Whether it's in this era, whether it was Top Model or whatever it is, you kind of always have. Like, when you're the group leader, it's the balance of making decisions so that when the group gets judged, you shine, as opposed to you being the reason that the group sucked. So it's like that. It's like it's a balancing act of that.

[Monet X Change]

And honestly, I have to say, the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

way their Drag Race is doing this, I want to bring this back. Like, bitch, Chanel is making fucking face charts. They're giving Amina actual wigs to tease into something. I will say, the only unfair thing is getting one person to make four outfits. That seems completely unfair.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I was beside myself with the. First of all. I was gagged at the difference between Chanel out here doing, like, making full face charts, and then Akasha being like, you gonna do blue, you gonna do brown, you gonna do pink? Like, I was like. I mean. Cause she did put it on the chart, but it was kinda like. I just felt like Chanel was like, and each of you is going to put. Gunny, you're going to bring this up. You're going to put a stone here and stone here. Everyone has to put the stone in these places. Like, just. Just like, do a.

[Michelle Williams]

Like a.

[Monet X Change]

Like a blip, blip, blip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I mean, imagine if you. If Drag Race did, like, imagine this past season of when they did group challenges, the girls had to do that again. Imagine. Honestly.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, imagine if you were in the group with Mr. Isabel Brooks and everyone comes out looking. Like, looking. Everyone comes out with the mistress mug.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, but it would be. It would be. It would be kind of fierce. I'm like, Drag Race kind of bring that back. I like that.

[Monet X Change]

It is. I do. Like, let's do it. Let's do a mistress mug challenge. You and I see who can paint the most like mistresses. I'll come over. You know who actually did. You know who did a good job? You know who did a good job painting, like mistress?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who?

[Monet X Change]

Lil Straightie. What's her name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mattie. Morphosis. Morphosis.

[Monet X Change]

Maddie's YouTube. Maddie's little interviews are actually Maddie's. She's very funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's very quick.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't know where there wasn't drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to go on her little show. She never asked me to go on her little show.

[Monet X Change]

But you gotta be in drag. She does not. She don't have no half ass shit

[Bob the Drag Queen]

in drag to go on there.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't know that shit. But everyone's in drag. I don't know. That's true. I just said that without any proof

[Bob the Drag Queen]

of it being wrong. If I was geared for a gig and we could schedule it like before, I would get in drag to do it. I'm not supposed to get in drag, Bob. I like getting in drag.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, Monet. Well, why are you in drag right now? For our review show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because that's not a precedent. We said on the.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I thought you liked it. I thought you liked it so much since you, since you love it so much, why don't you just marry it? Okay, so Chanel is doing a little too much with the, with the opinions. It's like, okay, baby, it's, it's, it's too much. So honestly, I, I know we're jumping ahead, but I feel what Rebecca Glascock was saying toward the end, like, I get it. Like, if I can send someone home, send this bitch home. She's doing too much. Like, bitch, your makeup. Don't give. I don't need no input. I'll take a little input. And I will say Chanel did give input for the costumes. And then, and then she did back off when she was, when, when, when Nina was like, no, I don't like that. But, but also, Rebecca ate these costumes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're really good. While we're going to get there, we jump.

[Monet X Change]

I know, I, it's just. I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say, though, but to that point, maybe this camera cut away. When they talked about the costumes and the little stick figures Rebecca drew with everybody's costume, I was like, this looks insane. I'm like, what the fuck?

[Monet X Change]

Drawing costumes is hard. Even some of the designers that I know who are really, really good designers can't draw costumes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

True.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, if you want someone, by the way, if you want a person who will draw you Your costume down. Two people who. Of the designers I know who do some of the best renderings. Domino Couture. And I had one. Domino did me one that was, like, so. Like, it was so. And then Pinwheel. Pinwheel. Pinwheel. Pinwheel does some, like. I think the most elaborate rendering I've ever gotten was from Pinwheel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Monet X Change]

I. I is. I. I have it framed. It was in my bay. It was. It was in my.

[Michelle Williams]

It was.

[Monet X Change]

It was for the purple look that. That they made me. I don't remember my first pride look. It was, like, purple, like what? I was like, I was. I was like a tea set. Anyway, I don't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I remember. I never saw the illustration, though.

[Michelle Williams]

It was.

[Monet X Change]

It was. It was in the basement by hanging near the bathroom downstairs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the thing that you threw away.

[Monet X Change]

Another thing that I stomped on. On it. Throw away. No, it's in storage with all. It's in storage with most of my heart. Like, I don't even have. You know those. That big picture of Jackie Beat and myself that I had in my living room? They're just in storage. I have this massive signed Jackie Beat picture that I've had for years, and it's just in my. Well, in my storage unit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you buy a house in the neighborhood next to me and you have more, even more space.

[Monet X Change]

I own a home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know you can. Why can't you sell that one?

[Monet X Change]

I already. I already. I already have a house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sell it and buy another one.

[Ad Voice]

Two.

[Michelle Williams]

Two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

Honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so first the drone, now the houses. This is.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, My drone was, like, 400. My drone cost less than your. Okay, Monet, you're wearing more than my drone right now on your person. I see. I see the little thing on your wrist. You could have bought a couple of drones. Yeah, don't hide. No, don't. Don't try to keep. Don't try to take it off. Below the table.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

We have footage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the right hand, honey.

[Michelle Williams]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You could have bought a couple of drones with that, honey. And me and my family bought a house together. Me and my family. Anyways, not this. Not Monet flaunting her. Well, I was like, Jacob type down. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. RuPaul doing the choreography with angina. Imagine today. Imagine today. RuPaul in the work room sometimes. Step, step, so. No, I can't sing that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was that?

[Monet X Change]

Wait, who is that?

[Michelle Williams]

Who.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. Who is. Who sings that? Step, step, side.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. No, no, you can't do that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's That's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought I was doing the cha cha slide, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I love Tammy. Tammy has a suggestion about the case. I'm like, Tammy, y'.

[Ryan Reynolds]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I couldn't tell. She meant, like, 60s, which probably now I wrote Tammy, we're not doing no superheroes. But she probably meant like a 60s kind of cape.

[Monet X Change]

Like a cap capel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right, Got it. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Well, yeah, maybe like a. Like, where it comes in front of the shoulders.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Ad Voice]

Which.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This doesn't even fit with the vibe of the song, girl. No, I agree.

[Monet X Change]

I. I agree. And there. There was a lot going on. And also I heard that Anjana said. Because Anana was first of all, I thought looked nice. I don't think her tuck was bad. I've seen way worse tucks. And she was saying mammal toe. But I've heard that the penis version of a camel toe is a moose knuckle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's a moose knuckle. I think. I think Aunjana was trying to make fetch happen, and it didn't fetch drag her.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever met Aungina in person?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I met Ajana a couple of times. Aunjana is the one who. Anytime you see the girls going to that Louboutin warehouse sale, like, I've been with Naomi and Plastique and Willem, everyone gets. Everyone has found out about it because of Angina. Angina has some type of relationship with Louboutin and all the girls. Bitch. Bob, you need to go one time. You could fit. You could fit this. I'm like a one size too big. It's very upsetting.

[Monet X Change]

So if you all. Angina has a really cool TikTok series about her being a shopaholic, and she is obsessed with shopping. Her. I don't know. I don't know what her home looks like. I've never been inside of her home. But she has this one wall just full of bags and shoes on her. Tick tock. It's a really, really cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna look that up. I didn't know that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like Confessions of a Shopaholic or something. And she. She loves. She. She has these, like, really ra. She's like, oh, this is the Balenciaga belt from the. The 1999 Runway. It's like, stuff like that. It's really wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I tell you? I'll be so fucking ignorant out here. Like, in my worldview, in my mind, brands like Balenciaga came out, like, five years ago. I didn't realize that Balenciaga was, like, a brand back in the 90s. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

That wasn't an actual. I don't know when Balenciaga came out, but that was just. But I think Balenciaga probably came out in like the 80s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me.

[Monet X Change]

See, Balenciaga. When did it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Until it got popular by whatever celebrities.

[Monet X Change]

Balenciaga was 1990. No, eight. That can't be right. It says 18. 1937.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

1937. Valencia started.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. 1937 worked. So, honey, our. Our grandparents. Actually, that is Waybo. When was my grandma born? My Grandma died in 1996. Six. And she was 54.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that means like in like the 40s.

[Monet X Change]

The 40s. And my mom was born in the 60s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My grandmother was born. My grandmother. My grandmother is. I don't know when my grandmother was born. I don't know. I think the 40s.

[Monet X Change]

Well, how old is she?

[Michelle Williams]

70.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, your grandma is 70 something.

[Monet X Change]

Your grandma is 70.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think that's right.

[Monet X Change]

Your mom is very young. Your mom's in her 50s still. That's. I forgot about. That's crazy. Your mom's in her 50s. 50s because we're. Yeah, because my mom's in her 60s. But like, she just turned 60. Like last year. She turned 61 this year. Anyway, girl, one day it's gonna be like, really crazy to have been born in the 80s. One day it's gonna be like, oh, my God, you were born in the 80s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel about that, y' all not. I'm like the 80s. Woof.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, one day someone gonna be like, you born one. They're gonna get to a point where I'm gonna be like, I was born in the 1900s. And people are gonna be like, that's. I don't know this for sure, but I just have this feeling that I'm going to be way too old. Like, I don't know how old, how long I'm going to live, but I know that I will, like, toward the end of my life, I will be thinking to myself, I should have died 20 years ago. Who is in your room?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy. Andy.

[Monet X Change]

Not the looming shadow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you need? This whole thing.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think you're going to live too long, Ma?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I will. All the old people in my family are into the 90s. Wait, hold on one second. This colonizing ass nigga wanna fucking come?

[Monet X Change]

I feel like one day I'm gonna cough and break a rib and be like, oh, I should be dead. I should be dead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People in my family live old. Like, everyone. Everyone old is like 90s. 90s. 90s.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know why I feel that way. Because my family does not live old. All my grandparents died in either 60s or 50s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All of them don't say that.

[Monet X Change]

But also all of my. I have one. I only have one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why? Why the head performance.

[Monet X Change]

I. I only have one of my uncles and aunts. Only one of them has passed away. Only one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

RIP to my Aunt Stephanie. She was pretty young, too. She was in her. Like she was. She was actually way too young to have passed away. Anyway, so let's keep going through our. I'm. I don't even know where I am in my notes yet, because I'm. Oh, they. They choose Michelle. Michelle Williams, which. No one ever says Grammy Award winner Michelle Williams, which is crazy. I'd be like, yeah, of course. The girl Destiny Child already disbanded by then in 2009.

[Michelle Williams]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, 2009. Destiny Child was no longer a thing. Beyonce had already started her solo career.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh,

[Monet X Change]

yeah. And so what I'm really intrigued by is when. When she comes in, you can see. You can see she says, yes, sir, to RuPaul. But then she doesn't want to offend. She goes, yes, sir. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought you're gonna correct herself, say, yes, ma', am. But she's like, yes, yes, yes, sister.

[Monet X Change]

Because she didn't know what to say. She didn't know what it is. You go, yes, sir. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you know, there are certain queens that people call them he. That's you. RuPaul. Can't. It's the queens that have traditional male names, like we just. Everyone calls y' all he.

[Monet X Change]

I also love Michelle Williams.

[Michelle Williams]

I love Michelle Williams voice. I love what Michelle says. I think that the number one thing you have to remember is be nice to each other in the girl group. Because I think sometimes people forget to be nice to every member of the group.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you say that?

[Monet X Change]

I'm adding a lot.

[Michelle Williams]

She goes, just be nice to each other.

[Monet X Change]

But it was giving because it's.

[Michelle Williams]

Sometimes one person in the group can feel left out and othered. And I'm not saying any group in particular, but I am saying that it is possible to be a member of a girl group and feel like other members of the group aren't treating you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

nicely, especially when the group has other children.

[Michelle Williams]

That's all I'm saying. It is interesting when a group is called Destiny's Child and it sounds like that's Tina's child because Tina is the mother. So that's Tina's Child and Tina's child got the preferential treatment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I've seen Michelle has done a bunch of interviews over the past couple years, obviously, and she's always so funny and very irreverent and not expecting that because, you know, she had, like, a whole church career. Like, she put, like, a lot of gospel songs down. When you think of an artist like that, you're like, oh, I think I know what they're. How they align themselves and what they think about the queer people, especially. Well, a lot of times, they were the queer people. And she'd be right down in there cracking the jokes, making fun of herself, and being very subversive. It's very. I like Michelle Williams a lot.

[Monet X Change]

I like Michelle, too. So when Ru comes out to the Runway, I gag. When they show RuPaul from the back or from the side shot, you can just see all these cords on the ground. I was like, not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't notice that.

[Monet X Change]

Literal big chunks of cords on the. I was like, y', all, this is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's season one, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

But why do they keep showing the. But it wasn't season one of television at this point, we know by this point, we know not to include or put a carpet down over the cords or something.

[Michelle Williams]

Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was giving up Steven rivalry, season one. They were just trying to get it out. Just kind of. They're trying to get it done.

[Monet X Change]

You know, to be fair, by our first season, that had already been allowed. But also, I want to say that we were not one. We're not one of the first podcasts to do videos for our podcast. A lot of podcasts have done that way before us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We didn't say that we were. We said.

[Monet X Change]

We said of Ru girls, we weren't the first Rugrat. We're just the longest lasting Ru podcast. We're not the first one at a. By any chance, by any shot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we are. Who is before us.

[Monet X Change]

I know the WeHo girls used to have a podcast like Morgan and. And Mayhem and them used to have this podcast. They would do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did they?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but. I mean, but we are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are.

[Monet X Change]

We are officially the longest lasting and if we stop, it becomes Race Chaser. So we literally. If we. If we stop, like three months or four months later, it'll become Race Chaser. We literally cannot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This has been a winning year for Civil motherfucking Robbery. Okay, baby, we won a querity. We want a Webby and, baby, we want a GLAAD Award. So real quick, shout out to all of y' all for listening and supporting us, bitch. Like, we want a goddamn GLAAD award this year.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy. So thank you for letting us know how great our podcast and it is and how bad Los Culturistas is. We're shouting out the Los Culturistas girls. Bowen, Yang, Matt Rogers, Monet, and I challenge you to a literal fist fight. I will meet you in the parking lot. Oh, we will. We would. I saw Matt and Bowen at the Beyonce concert sitting behind me, and you're ridiculous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't. What other items did you see?

[Monet X Change]

Mila Jam Work. Matt Rogers. Boy, Yang. I forget his name. The one from Ellen's show. He was the one who would do the food reviews on Ellen's show, and he has a podcast with Ricky Lake. He's really cute, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I know who. Skinny black guy. It's with a K. Is it Kevin?

[Monet X Change]

No, Kel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's not Kel.

[Monet X Change]

Cow. California. His name is Cal. The cute, skinny Callan. His name is Callan Allen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The cute, skinny black guy. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Not me saying cute. And you were like, oh, skinny. I like more than just skinny, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but when you said that, I was like. When you said that, I was like. You said this. You said the skinny guy who used to do the food reviews. I was like, oh, yes, him.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, but he's very cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's very cute.

[Monet X Change]

Callan, if you listening. And Callan ate me on the seats. Callan was sitting on the stage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See those. Those tickets? Because you're close on stage.

[Monet X Change]

They're not. They're not the good best seats.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right? They're not the best seats because you have this side view, and then the big monitor is here. So when she's down here, you're not. You know, I. I don't think that's the best seats.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like I need to give a review on, like. Like a tutorial on how to get the. How to get the best out of your. Because you want to be in Beehive A if you. They're very, very expensive. But Beehive A is the best in the house. The only downside is there is you can't sit down. There are no chairs in Beehive, and I was wearing. Y' all saw my shoes. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. I was regretting it immediately. Whenever I want to wear a country shoe. Once you're in the crowd, no one can see your fucking shoes. Like, it's the walk. The walk to the club is fierce. Once you're in the crowd, baby. No one can see you.

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

1-800-contacts. Let's go to the performances. Rebecca Glasscock is majestic. Bad like the bar. She's bad like the Barbie because she's stiff like the Barbie. This girl is like so stiff and awkward in her body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she looks amazing though. She looks so good.

[Monet X Change]

Rebecca looks amazing isn't the word. She's so beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's gorgeous. She looks great. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And every time, and every time Bibi's on my screen, I just think to myself, this woman is so majestic. Like Bibi is so elegant and like just okay. I love regal and above it all,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love Bibi a lot. Bibi is one of my favorite people. I don't feel this thing you think for be in this season one. I like Bibi in the season. I'm not drinking the kool aid like you are like that hard. I'm like, she's fine so far.

[Monet X Change]

To me she's the. To me, she's the winner. From the moment from 15, 16 years ago to now. I still see when people was like, she, she's one drag race. There was a moment where I thought maybe Nina Flowers could win, but it was always BB for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to say, just watching it, let's say I didn't know it, if watching it I would think that Nina West, Nina Flowers was the winner. Like, to me she seems like she's. She's the winner to me.

[Monet X Change]

Well, spoiler alert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry. Nina or Chanel. I would. I would. If. If, like, how we do, like, normal

[Monet X Change]

seasons, Chanel could have gave her a run for her money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, like, who's. Who's winning the season? I would. I would say Chanel. And I would say, second up, Rudina.

[Monet X Change]

Chanel has my favorite quote of the episode. I am amazed at myself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chanel is so good. Chanel is such good tv. Chanel, honestly, they're all really good, but Chanel is so good. The drama I live.

[Monet X Change]

Chanel. Chanel looked right down the barrel of that lens, and she said, I am amazed at myself. Let's try to pull our favorite quote from each episode going forward when we do watch and Reed, because that's my. That's. That is my. My core of the episode. I am. I am amazed at myself, and I feel like. I feel like it's going to always go to go to Chanel because she was. She gave so many great quotes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Looking at this group, overall, Chanel, to her point, did a great. This face chart made them all look like, I think Chanel really. The makeup, hair, and outfits, really, this group was the most cohesive, and they look the best to me. I'm obsessed.

[Monet X Change]

Well, we should go over RuPaul's look for. Well, because there was no. There was no Runway this episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So RuPaul. RuPaul's wearing this like a tinsel or. She wanted to look mylar. It's like. It's like these Mylar ribbons going down. I actually really. I really like this dress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks good.

[Monet X Change]

And again, I think RuPaul is the only queen wearing padding right now, which is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think? No Nina Flowers wearing padding?

[Michelle Williams]

Maybe.

[Monet X Change]

I can't really tell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's definitely wearing.

[Monet X Change]

Because the padding hasn't. The padding. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Nina is. Nina looks.

[Michelle Williams]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Nina's definitely padded. It hasn't reached Nina Bonina levels of padding yet. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. That's not. That's not the culture yet.

[Monet X Change]

This hair, I love. I love Ruse look. Yeah. And this. This cold blonde. I. I try to wear a cold blonde. I can only wear cold blonde if it's a kitty cat. If it's like long hair, it looks so crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean? Cold blonde like that. Like yellowy613.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

As opposed to a warmer blonde. I don't really wear. I don't really wear blonde at all, but I can wear it. But you. You used to wear it with the Nini. Kitty cats that we used to wear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I put on a blonde kitty cat the other day. I was like, I ha. Hate how this looks on me. I hate it.

[Monet X Change]

I hate it. I mean, I don't really wear. I don't really wear kitty cats like that. Like. Or blonde hair like that anymore, but I used to love a blonde kitty cat. Or I used to have this. I used to have this white bob that I was obsessed with, baby. That white bob was giving me all the life in the world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

White bob. Just. Just call it Thorgy. Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, first of all, Thorgy could never be the bob. Honey, honey, if there's a white Monet, who is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A white Monet who's thicker than.

[Michelle Williams]

Who's.

[Monet X Change]

Who's thicker than cold peanut butter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know who a white Monet would be. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Are there any thick white girls in the Drag race?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, they are for Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are. Can y' all comment below who you think. Who you think is a white Monet this time? This seems problematic.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Monet. We're already in the canceled, so let's just like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does this sound like Pop Rocks? You know, when you hear, like, you put in your mouth?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I was closing. I was closing my eyes, but then I opened my eyes, and I saw what you were doing. And. And because I see, I should have kept my eyes closed. Wait, let me do it. Hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do it again

[Monet X Change]

a little bit. A little bit. But then it sounds a little bit plasticky on. On teeth, too. You know what I mean? Do this. Do the. Do the Dolly Parton. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stomach out of bed.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think. I think it's. There it is. Yeah, I think. I think. Oh, sorry. Back. Oh. So, okay, so. So the groups are called Serving Fish, which there's a lot of controversy around the name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The.

[Monet X Change]

That. That name. But it's Nina Flowers on China, Rebecca Glasscock, Chanel, and they are doing great. They look stunning there. I love the wigs. I love the outfits. Rebecca ate these outfits. Chanel ate this makeup. Anina ate this hair. Like, this is. This group looks. Rebecca looks like a. Rebecca and Chanel look like. Like they're straight up from the 80s. A drag queen. If someone said this is a picture of a drag Queen from the 80s, I believe it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chanel is stunning. Chanel is such a stunning queen. And also those piercing eyes to blue eyes, which I found out the other day is because of a recessive gene. I did not. I thought that people. The eyes just came like that I didn't realize that blue was recessive. Did you know that, Monae?

[Monet X Change]

Did you know that all of whiteness is recessive genes? Like, everything that's like, super white. Blonde hair, blue eyes, fair skin, freckles. Red hair is. You are just one big recess, like, bitch. If you have all the white jeans, you're essentially a caveman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're broken, girl. They're just unevolved.

[Monet X Change]

Truly, Truly. But honestly, all of them. Actually, I'm looking at each and every one of them. Nina, Angina. All of them look so stunning. Each and every one of them. They look absolutely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They do.

[Monet X Change]

Beautiful. I, I, I, I. Then let's talk about ddd, because, baby, ddd. This group.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was their name.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Drag Dancing Divas, or the Dancing Drag Divas or something like that. This group looks crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They do. First of all, why is your homegirl, the winner wearing a belt as a panty? It looks crazy. Like, it's obviously.

[Monet X Change]

That's your homegirl. Tammy Brown put her in that. Honey. She put the African cherry in a sling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That looks wild.

[Monet X Change]

These. I don't know who's in charge of wigs. I think Bibi. These wigs just came out of the bag, got shaken a little bit and slapped on their heads. They're like, they. These girls look great. Also, Tammy Brown's nip slipping the whole episode. Like, girl, you made these outfits.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. At least yours should be good. Maybe she put the love into everyone. Well, she didn't put the love ins everyone else's. Yeah, mess, Mess.

[Michelle Williams]

This.

[Monet X Change]

This. They. They were all over the place. They were going. Everyone's going left. Akasha's going right. Everyone's going up. Tammy Brown's going down. Like, it is just a disaster.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's terrible. But also, if you were in this situation, you would obviously advocate to do costumes, right?

[Monet X Change]

Um, I would either want to do choreography or costumes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you're. You're really good.

[Monet X Change]

By the way, I saw this. I saw this comment online today that I was like. I was like, excuse me. So. So you know how the Drag Race girls are Ranking. Ranking all the queens, right? So. So silky. Put me really low in the. In the ranking. She put me, like, number seven. And everyone. And everyone's like, bob, like, what are you going to like, oh, my God, you should respond. Which I was like, whatever. Who cares? But then I have to find the comment because it was so funny the way that, like, someone responded, because someone said, Bob at 7 is crazy, and then as Bob at 7 is wild. And then Silky said, how so now people are like debating back and forth in the comments about whether or not I deserve to be in seven. But the funniest comment is this because someone said, Someone said, I get you prefer a more well rounded queen than Bob, but she's the funniest queen ever. And then someone else said, I can only imagine you're referencing. So then someone else is like, well, she can't lip sync or dance anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn.

[Monet X Change]

And she isn't very fashion focused. Like, Monae is very versatile and has all those traits, but she's not as funny as Bob. And then this other person said, I can only imagine you're referencing Bob's fashion on season eight. She's 100 times better now. And she wouldn't be able to lip sync or dance. She's 37.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, that's an early 20 something year old. Cause for in my early 20s, if you were older than 30, you might as well have been dead. Like, you can't do shit.

[Monet X Change]

That's the one that got. I can only imagine she referencing her. Bob's favorite season eight. She's 100 times better now. And she wouldn't be able to lip sync or dance anymore. She's 37. Like, how.

[Michelle Williams]

Yo,

[Monet X Change]

how. I am 37, but how old do you think I can dance? I was just last year, I was on stage dancing, doing the work. Beyonce is 42. That was a. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my. Um, but that is so funny to me that they thought at. That they said, At 37, I'm just over here crickety and crunchy. I mean, I'm a little crickety and a little crunchy, but I can still dance. But I also get that I don't dance very often. Some of y' all don't know that I can dance. Cause I don't really focus on dancing. I feel like whenever I dance, someone's like, oh, wow, you can dance. I'm like, yeah, I danced a little bit on Drag Race. Like, a little bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, people still expect me to do splits things. I'm not doing anymore splits. I'm not doing a split anymore. I'm not. I know.

[Michelle Williams]

Can you.

[Monet X Change]

Have you tried?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I still can, but I'm not interested in it.

[Michelle Williams]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I'm not interested.

[Monet X Change]

Latrice still does them. Kennedy still does them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Good for Latrice. Good for Canadian Davenport.

[Monet X Change]

They just. They're just more dedicated to their craft than you, Is that what you're saying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, 100%.

[Monet X Change]

I think Alyssa stopped doing splits too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did she I mean, I was on Chris, I don't know, what, two years ago, and she was still tongue popping the halls and splitting.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, she was splitting all work. Maybe I was wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen her? Have you ever heard Alyssa tongue pop the halls?

[Monet X Change]

You think I turned gay yesterday?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't. I cannot. With that song. That. The first time I heard Alyssa do that, I was like, this is insane. Insane. Tongue pop the halls.

[Michelle Williams]

What?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, it's no dekaho. She gets mouthy. Which, by the way, is a lyrical masterpiece that Monet helped you write.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we've had this debate many times on this podcast. And every time, you do that fucking face. And I have my two lines in there that I help you do. What were your lines? So hold on. Before we get there, do you admit that? Were we not up in your apartment in 956Amsterdam all night long when you were writing that? And I contributed to it. Do you deny that?

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember. But what are your lines? What were your lines?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not doing this.

[Monet X Change]

What were your lines?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not doing this today.

[Monet X Change]

See, you're making it up. Tell you the line. You know, the two lines. What were the two lines?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember which ones exactly, but we had a discussion. It was so long.

[Monet X Change]

But you just know. But you just know. It was two of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was two.

[Monet X Change]

I'm about to do the lyrics and death. Oh, if she gets mouthy. FA la la la la la la. I'm gonna be in my 40s in three years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, we're gonna throw you a big four year birthday bash.

[Michelle Williams]

And you know what?

[Monet X Change]

To that little person, I'm gonna. I'm the way. I'm going to dance and lip sync. I'm going to give y' all a barracuda style. Bob the Drag Queen 2012 Bob the Drag Queen Show. Honey, I went and did Ker show, baby, when I tell you, I was like, ooh, a bitch is tired, honey. T. I read. I was up there. But also, I had never. I had never. I never used to do those shows in court. I was corseted down and borrowing a pair of Thorgy shoes, which are a little too small. My heels were locked up in the rehearsal hall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

And I decided on a whim to go do. To go do Keeja's show. And Thorgy looked around the corner, so I went and got her shoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. Okay. Yeah, we gotta get back to the show. Yeah, Tammy's a mess. I mean, okay, so out of Group 1 I don't think anyone was bad in Group 1. If I had to choose the worst in Group 1, as someone who didn't. Wasn't as good, it was Nina, but she had immunity, which I forgot to say this last week. Bring back immunity. I like immunity. It adds another layer to the competition and, like, strategy. Bring back immunity. I miss it.

[Monet X Change]

That could be fun. Immunity does make reality TV shows wild. People get crazy when there's immunity, the board on the table, and I just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tammy was absolutely the worst. And I guess Akash and Tammy. I agree. Akash and Tammy were the worst.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when it comes to the judging, first of all, who should go home and why on the second episode is unhinged. Who should go home and why on episode two is unhinged? RuPaul was just throwing grenades and letting people catch him and just. It's acting wild. And I love. First of all, the first two girls, like, send me home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me.

[Monet X Change]

It should be me. But also, she only has one group.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. Because they were the ones that wouldn't change. You're going home.

[Monet X Change]

But yeah, she was like, you're not sure? By the way, no one's going home. But who should go home? I just want to be. Just to be clear, no one here is going home. You're all safe. But if I could send someone home just for. Just. Just for drama and giggles, who should we. You know, they say it's all shits and giggles. So someone giggles and shits. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never heard that, but that's what.

[Monet X Change]

So the first two girls, Nina, Flowers, and Ajaya, like, send me home. And then Chanel was like, bitch, send Nina home. And then Rebecca was like, this is so hard. I don't want Chanel. She pulled milk before Kenny Davenport ever did it. The way the door season one is open, the way these girls have set the set the precedent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's good tv, honey. It's really good.

[Monet X Change]

And also, at the end, we're gonna have to review the first ever Rude Girl music video. I'm the shit Babies of Harbornet. We'll do a Patreon exclusive where we review I'm the Shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe we'll have BB on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't know she had a music video called I'm the shit.

[Michelle Williams]

I'm the shit.

[Monet X Change]

I'm the one gets me hot, turn me on I'm the shit Without a doubt I'm the one do you feel me now? The way I have been a BB Zahara Stan, for such a long time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We love that. We stand. We love that. So it comes down to oh, oh,

[Monet X Change]

oh, oh, oh, wait, I'm not done with. I'm not done with the judging.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember that too. I wrote something down too.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, Rebecca is just such. Rebecca Glasscock is such good TV without trying. I feel like Chanel's good tv and she's trying. She's like, I don't know how to answer that for you. And Paul's like, bitch, answer the question. I want you to be honest. And Rebecca is not trying to be good tv. She's just brilliant tv. She's so good at TV without even. She's perfect for. She's made for reality tv. I feel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love that.

[Monet X Change]

What'd you write down?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wrote down Michelle's. Well, first of all, as soon as they're critiquing, Akasha is mad from the rip. Akasha just standing up there like,

[Monet X Change]

well, they keep being. They're so harsh to her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is true. So she's anticipating that. But then Michelle calls her. She said, I don't know. I don't like it. It's just giving, like, messy man.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, that is a quote that will go down in Drag Race history. I just saw. Messy man is the quote I just saw. That is. That is a quote that has gone down in Drag Race. Her story. I just see. I just see a messy man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, damn, not a messy man. Imagine sitting there in full drag, eyebrows glued, wig, brows, everything. Someone says, you look like a messy man. Oh, my God, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Also, Tammy is so defensive. Tammy is like. Tammy's like, I don't even like this kind of fucking shitty ass music. I would never. I would never perform to a piece of shit like this. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said, these are the type of songs, Michelle. I was like,

[Monet X Change]

I don't do like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was very wild.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. It do take nerve.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She got a whole background.

[Monet X Change]

Debbie is full of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She'd have a satchel of nerve every time.

[Monet X Change]

She's so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

So angina wins the challenge and she wins a. She wins some chocolate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's chocolate. It's the season one, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

Imagine winning chocolate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This grassroots.

[Monet X Change]

Imagine winning chocolate and then watching a girl win $10,000 for a mini challenge in a couple years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not that much. For Minnie, it's only 2,500. You're getting wild.

[Monet X Change]

Only.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God, only.

[Monet X Change]

You know how many drones I could buy with $2,500? 5. The 5, honey. I could film y' all Niggas from every angle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, it'll be six.

[Monet X Change]

I need to buy multiple drones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For what, Bob? You have no plan on these drones. You're gonna have drones to do what, bitch? Are. Are you. Are you fucking a spider? Spider man away from home? You gonna have a little drone attack?

[Monet X Change]

Jacob says this is my first step to becoming the Green Goblin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, you talking about something? Talking about some Elon. Yeah, that's gonna be you.

[Monet X Change]

Elon. Who's Elon?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That bit I say. That's so funny. When you said Elon Musk sounds like a supervillain. Like somebody's gonna storm a radio.

[Monet X Change]

Elon. Hila,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Guys. You don't need multiple drones. You don't even. You gotta pick up this hobby for like six months, and then you're not gonna use drones ever again.

[Monet X Change]

Monet Droning is who I am at my core, Bob. This is the order. Drone pilot comedian, in that order. First I take my name from Bob the drone pilot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, they do the lip sync. And Tammy does not know a single word. She said that she didn't know the song like that. Like, bitch, you don't know the song at all. Tammy did not say a single word of this fucking song. And what is even funnier to me is everyone like Michelle Ru. Everyone just not looking at him at all.

[Ad Voice]

Just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just being. Looking at Akasha.

[Michelle Williams]

Like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Tammy's over here doing this. He's just like.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, Tammy's giving nothing. What are they gonna look at? It's giving. Do something, Charlie. I mean, the doors these girls have opened. Tammy is literally giving nothing. Tammy's like, I decided I ain't do. I'm not gonna lip sync the song. Why it. Yeah, I don't think that Tammy has the constitution for competition.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's not her thing. Did Tammy. Oh, she. She went back for All Stars 1.

[Monet X Change]

She did go back. Her and Latrice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she was Latrice's partner. No, she was.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, Manila. It was Manila and Latrice girl. No. Oh, no. It was her and. And.

[Michelle Williams]

And.

[Monet X Change]

And Nina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Put your little fucking crunchy fucking $2 nails down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You better work through that read. You better work.

[Monet X Change]

Such a. Oh, fucking. Fucking, fucking video, though. Two kids be like, he can't even cook a grilled cheese.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, that shit is very funny the

[Monet X Change]

way that is me and you as kids. This nigga can't even cook a grilled cheese sandwich.

[Michelle Williams]

This.

[Monet X Change]

They gonna ask me how to cook a grilled cheese. Fuck a grilled cheese.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I guess Michelle is. Michelle is really. Akasha the energy. And again, I think Akasha's doing a great job, but Michelle is crying. I don't think anyone's ever cried from a lip sync on the show after.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's not true. That's not true. Oh, this. This guy, Jeff Goldblum, cried during a lip sync. For who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who was that?

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember who it was, but he decided, no, it was Jackie Cox. And doing. So I put my hands up. Jackie Cox versus Widow Von Do. Party in the usa, I believe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, because of Jackie's right. Oh, I. I don't.

[Monet X Change]

I'm. I might. I might be right about this, but I don't know if I am. But I know it was Jeff Goldblum, and I think it was part in the usa the way that I am the fucking drag Wikipedia. That was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're in Alaska. I can't.

[Monet X Change]

Ask me. Give me another one. Give me another trivia. Give me another one, Monet. Come on, give me another one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ask me one who.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna be wrong. I'm gonna flop. I gotta stop while I'm ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stop. If I pop a blood vessel trying to think of the Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I remember. I mean, okay, I forgot. I did forget that Calvin Klein was a guest judge on Mark Jacobs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mark Jacobs.

[Monet X Change]

Mark Jacobs. I forgot that Marc Jacobs was a guest judge on my season of Drag Race for the. For the episode. But I remember the Lip Sync song on that episode was. It was Todrick hall and Marc Jacobs were the guest judges, and it was Derrick Berry versus Derrick Berry versus Robbie Turner. And the song was Icona Pop. I get this feeling on a summer day when you were gone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that's your season. Everyone remembers their season.

[Monet X Change]

I have a trivia question for you. Okay, wait.

[Michelle Williams]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

If you remember everything from their season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From my seasons.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, from your season. From season 10. Who sent when? Okay, when the vixen was lip syncing against Monique, what was the song?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Since you know everything, you got to reject him. That's the feeling. Because Monique tried to cut that fucking raggedy ass skirt off of herself.

[Monet X Change]

And who was the guest judge?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The guest judge? That episode?

[Michelle Williams]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Who was it?

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember. I don't remember at all. That was the Mermaid. That was a mermaid episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Mermaid tried. Yeah, yeah. And Monique tried to curl the crunchy cartwheel.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, that cartwheel. The Cartwhart wheel got better. I've seen her do Cartwart wheel since then. It gotten better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So needless to say, RuPaul says I don't have to make the decision because this girl made it herself.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, well, we didn't say who won. Anjana won the challenge. Oh, I did. I did say that. Never mind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And then. And then Tammy gets eliminated, and she does her. Tammy all the way out of the. Okay, sugar plum puss. I'll see you at outside next week.

[Monet X Change]

Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she.

[Monet X Change]

And goodbye to the African cherry and the Puerto Rican coconut and the. And the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jake said, my yard is cute.

[Monet X Change]

Very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I want to see this sucking dick thing everyone's talking about.

[Monet X Change]

What technique thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, alluding to that she may be well endowed because she can't. It's gonna be hard for you to talk all that.

[Monet X Change]

It's down the line. There's not that many episodes this season, so it's only eight episodes. I think it's probably in a few episodes. But also, I mean. Oh, my God, your hands looks like a crown. It looks like the crown that the woman has in Thor. Thor. Is it Ragnarok, where she makes. Hello. Yeah, you look like her. You don't look like her, but it looks like a crown she would have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

But it has. It was one of my favorite lines in Drag Race history, which is when RuPaul go. They keep talking about Jay's tuck. And RuPaul goes, There's too many motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking. Hold on one second. Free. I'm doing the podcast right now, talking to Monet. Oh, hey, how's it going? You're on the podcast where my dress is at? Monet said. Monet said, where her dresses? You don't have anything to say besides.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Free.

[Monet X Change]

Besides, wear my dress. You don't have to say, hey, hey, old friend. You don't have none of that money. Oh, can I say I'm gonna send

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you some text receipts right now, Bob.

[Michelle Williams]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Because Monet loves to spread allegations. Thank you, Free. All right, I'll call you. We're almost done. I'll call you back, and I'll clear your name. Send the text. I will clear your name, honey. All right, bye. Also, Caldwell, can you go. Can we go back and can you talk about the. I don't think we can handle this moment. Oh, I. I love this moment. So when RuPaul invites Michelle Williams in, she goes, michelle, can you handle this? And Michelle goes, rupaul.

[Michelle Williams]

I do believe that. Well, I. You know, I think this is something

[Monet X Change]

that I could probably do. And RuPaul was like, but you're supposed to Say, I don't think you can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I did notice that. I did notice that.

[Monet X Change]

But Michelle was like, I'm not singing that shit. I'm not, I'm, I'm not doing no motherfucking. I'm here to promote myself, not motherfucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah,

[Monet X Change]

also, so Free wanted me to say, you got a text on July 18 that said, hey, girl, you still want those dresses? I can get started on Monday the 24th. And you never responded. So now we have Free's name cleared.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I didn't. Let me see, let me see. Because, you know, Free likes to doctor text messages.

[Monet X Change]

The fact you accuse everyone of doctoring the stuff, I'm starting to think it's you. You're the common denominator. I'm starting to think it might, it might be you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm doing this show. Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry, what show? What show you doing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not talking about it because I can't talk about it. See, I stopped. I can't talk about it. I can't talk about it.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I'm gonna fly some drone footage over your house and I'll get all the scoop. Honey, I could spy on people. I will not. But I could.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's your first inclination. Oh, I can spy on people now.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I flew the drone to my friend's window a half a mile from my home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. Like, how, what did you get? Sucking, like, telephone cords or something.

[Monet X Change]

There are sensors on their sensors. I don't think there are. There are telephone cords in, in la, or are they? I haven't seen, like, a telephone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We got telephone poles. They're something.

[Monet X Change]

They probably are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There were shoes hanging in on one in my neighborhood.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

[Michelle Williams]

Right.

[Monet X Change]

But so I, there are sensors on the drone and I just. So I had my friend, I could see his house in my house. I had him, like, just flash his lights, and I just drove the drone to his house. Stick. I'm going to show you the, the footage on Zoom after this. It's kind of crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I, I, I just see Bob flying this drone and landing it in a power plant, and the entire valet loses their power and they're going to trace it back to you and you're going to be fined a million dollars.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think that's how that works.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

You think a drone can take down an entire. By the way, my drone is the size of this phone case.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's a small one like that?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. How big do you think my drone is? I'm not flying a car.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was like. Like a big one.

[Monet X Change]

Like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like one of the big ones.

[Monet X Change]

No, you need, like, a. You need, like, to, like, register those with, like, the faa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I was saying.

[Monet X Change]

It's this big Monet. It's the size of. It's like the size of, like, a. Like, a huge phone, basically. I flew three phones together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that was one of those things that took off.

[Michelle Williams]

Like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that's what I thought.

[Monet X Change]

You know nothing about drone culture. Like, those people who don't drone. People who don't drone just don't get it. You know what I mean? You guys don't. Because you don't. You wouldn't be able to drone. It takes a lot of shit, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna drone you out, drown you out right now. This season is very fun. I can't wait to watch the rest of it.

[Monet X Change]

All right, see y' all's next episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fine.

[Michelle Williams]

What?

[Monet X Change]

Did I just have a stroke? What did I just say? I meant to say, see you all next episode. I don't know what the hell just happen.