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Snoop Dogg
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Monét X Change
McDonald's breakfast comes first.
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Snoop Dogg
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Monét X Change
A special co anchor.
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Snoop Dogg
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Monét X Change
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Snoop Dogg
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Monét X Change
When we up out of here, see.
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Monét X Change
Y'All. We are back on Sibling watch. Re reviewing RuPaul.
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Snoop Dogg
You don't know what show this is.
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Monét X Change
We're back on still big wotery reviewing season 17 episode 11 Ross Matthews versus the duck did you see Capote with.
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Snoop Dogg
No, I had no idea the Russian.
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Monét X Change
No, Capote was starring Philip Seymour Hoffman.
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Snoop Dogg
Is this.
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Jacob
Hoffman died like 10 years ago.
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Monét X Change
I want to say Philip Seymour Hoffman was in Capote. He literally was the star of Capote.
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Jacob
Oh, I thought you were talking about the. Sorry, I thought you were talking about the Fox TV show Truman vs. The Swans.
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Monét X Change
No, no, no. So Capote was, I want to say Philip Seymour Hoffman's big role that took him as a serious actor because he was doing like a lot of silly stuff before. I think he was in like Meet the Fockers or some business.
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Snoop Dogg
I don't even know he was in. Along came Paulie. That's what I know Quincy Woffman from.
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Monét X Change
But then he became. He got known as a very serious actor because of Capote. Capote was kind of like the Wendy Williams. He was like a kind of a shock jockey. And when Philip Seymour Hoffman played him. Did I tell you when I used to be a real estate agent, Philip Seymour Hoffman used to walk by my window every single day.
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Snoop Dogg
Cause did you live where he live at?
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Monét X Change
I Was working in the West Village. My office was in the West Village, and I sat right in front of the window. And I mean, obviously he looked like he was having a really hard life. Like, obviously, you know, he passed away. He died of consumption, so to speak. He. Drugs and alcohol.
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Snoop Dogg
Damn.
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Monét X Change
And he would. He was walking. Look like he was walking toward Harold Square. I don't know where he was going, but, like, he was walking toward Herald Square. And I mean, he just looked like he was having a. Every time I saw him, I was like, my God, this guy was having a really rough day.
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Snoop Dogg
Give my regards to Broadway Remember me to Harold Square.
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Monét X Change
I wonder why they say because Harold Square is so far from like. I mean, Broadway is like a street over, but like, Broadway is so. Because Herald Square is in, like, the West Village and Broadway is in Midtown. But maybe. Maybe they were referring to that song. Was referring to the act street Broadway.
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Snoop Dogg
I think they're saying, like, all over. I think. I think the song is saying remember me all over this town, not just in Broadway.
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Monét X Change
My regards to Broadway. Remember me at South Fairy. Like, who goes to South Ferry if you're not getting on the.
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Snoop Dogg
I've never been to South Ferry.
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Monét X Change
Have you ever been to Staten Island?
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Snoop Dogg
I've driven through it. I've never gone to Staten island for it as a destination. I've driven through, though.
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Monét X Change
I was talking last night to Jared Goldstein, who's a comedian from Long island and his family has since moved to Staten island. And I was like, I know so many New Yorkers who have never been to Staten Island. I. In my 12 years, I did one show one time in Staten island and I giga.
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Snoop Dogg
Staten Island?
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Monét X Change
Yeah, I did a sober comedy show in Staten Island. Like, my, like my third year there, I did some standup there. And then I once I told you before I moved to New York City, I once accidentally got on the Verizona Bridge and went into Staten island and literally just did like a U turn. I've been to Staten island twice and one time was completely by accident. What are you driving through Staten Island? What the fuck are you talking about? Driving to. Through Staten island to go where?
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Snoop Dogg
To go to school. My school was in Princeton, New Jersey. You had to drive. Take the Verrazano Drive through Staten island to get to the Gothel's Bridge that takes you to Jersey.
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Monét X Change
Interest. I didn't know that, but yeah, One of my first times running, having a running with a law in New York City was I got stuck on the version of bridge and once you're on, you can't turn around. There's no loop de loop. You have to go. And by the way, it costs. At the time, it was like 15. At the time, it was a little less. Probably this was 2005, 2006, maybe. You had to pay, by the way, y'all, you have to pay to get into Staten island to pay to get out. You have to pay the toll both ways.
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Snoop Dogg
No one wants to fucking be there. So they're like, bitch, they're hoping you don't have the money so that you're stuck there and you have to live there and work there.
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Monét X Change
So I was on the bridge, and I was like, oh, shit, I can't turn around. And the cop was like, I need. Not the cop, the meter mate or whoever. The person working the thing was like, it'll be this much money. I said, oh, I don't have any money.
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Snoop Dogg
The meter maid. The meter mate is hilarious. Not the meter maid. I'm sorry.
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Monét X Change
I said, this was an accident. I'm so sorry. And he goes, it's okay. I'll give you this little ticket. You can pay it in the mail. I said, great, bitch. I looped around. They hit me again. And then I was a new, you know, attendant, and I was like, oh, can I get one more of these? And he goes, you can pull over because you're under arrest. You're not allowed to do that. I said, I'm sorry. What? I was like, maybe 20 or 19 years old. I said, what? He was like, you can't do that. That's illegal, bitch. He called the cops on me. I started crying. I was like, please let me go. Please let me go. I don't even live here. I was visiting at the time, driving my friend's car, and then he was like. And then after I cried, he let me go. Isn't that crazy?
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Snoop Dogg
Please, Mr. G. Have you ever seen Crybaby with Johnny Depp?
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Monét X Change
Years ago. The brand.
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Snoop Dogg
Yeah. Okay, but to quote you, this is not sibling rivalry. This is sibling watchery. And we are here to discuss Rufau's drag race season 17.
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Monét X Change
Well, me and Monet also have a split in opinion. Monet does not think untucked was boring, but I do.
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Snoop Dogg
No, I did think it was boring.
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Monét X Change
I was just thinking, now, you know, it was not boring. This mirror message and y'all, that's okay.
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Snoop Dogg
Can I be really honest? That's why I felt like I had so much vitriol for Arrietty last episode, because I was privy to this, and I was all up in my Feelings for Anya Nerve, which is not, you know, I reacted how I reacted. I do feel bad about the comment. I said, so I don't want Arieti.
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Monét X Change
Find out because Arieti said, it's not your business between her and Anya Nerve. This has nothing to do with you.
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Snoop Dogg
So that's why I was so jazzed up last episode. I was still hot. I was still seething hot. From this mirror message. You want to reread it to us, Bob?
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Monét X Change
So the mirror message says, from one smelly bitch to another, anya, please brush your teeth. And then we find out that Anya Nerve has a condition that makes her breath smell bad. Some form of halitosis or a dental issue. I think someone. Lexi said there might be a dental issue. Um, I don't know what it is, but. On your nerve has a condition that makes her breath smell really bad. Um, and.
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Snoop Dogg
And she said. And she said. She said, I haven't been to the dentist. I'm like, bitch, you should went before you filled the show.
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Monét X Change
Well, going to the dentist is. Some people get afraid to go to the. I was following this one girl on TikTok who. I felt so bad for her. I can't. It was so. It was years ago. She had this video, and she was like, guys, I am brushing my teeth for the first time in, like, five years. Because her teeth were, like, so sensitive. They were, like, falling apart. And she's brushing them really, really gently. But, like, sometimes. Dental issues. I've had dental issues in my life. Monet knows. I've had a lot of work done on my teeth. Some of y'all saw on Drag Race, I was missing this tooth and this tooth. I used to be able to take a straw and string it between. You know, I used to do this one.
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Snoop Dogg
Yes. I remember.
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Monét X Change
I would take a straw, close my teeth and go. Because I was missing my. My teeth just started, like. And it wasn't from not brushing or flossing. They just rotted. And they just, like. I had to have them removed. Like, they just. My teeth just.
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Snoop Dogg
Teeth are genetic. A lot of times. Teeth issues. Dental issues are just genetic. It just happened.
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Monét X Change
And it was just those two teeth. I don't know what. By the way, most of these teeth that you see in the front are my. Well, not the front. Okay. A lot of my teeth are fake. This. This one is fake. But I broke my. I've chipped that tooth four times.
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Snoop Dogg
Yeah, we not get.
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Monét X Change
You believe I've chipped the same tooth four times. That's crazy. And then these three. And these three So I have seven fake teeth. These are bridges that I had to get put in because of my. That just decayed. It was just those two teeth that just for some reason, decided that, like, we're. We're tapping out early. What's up, Jacob?
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Jacob
Okay, Monet, if you're in the club and you're talking to a hot guy and you, like, go over, you know, to, like, blow him in an alley, do you have to pop your Invisalign out?
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Monét X Change
Oh, the Invisalign girlies. So my friend Zach now has Visalign. Taylor, my office manager, has Visalign. This is my favorite thing about Invisalign.
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Snoop Dogg
People.
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Monét X Change
When you sit down to eat with an Invisalign girly, they'd be like. They be okay. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, the food's here. This is so. All right, what do we have? Jalapeno bombers.
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Snoop Dogg
Okay, so, Jacob, because I'm done with my Invisalign treatment, so I just wear retainers. I just wear my Invisalign at night now. I don't wear them during the day, but back before I would. I was not in the business of blowing people at the club, Jacob. I don't think I've ever done that.
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Monét X Change
But you gimbal.
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Snoop Dogg
But not at the club. Jacob said, if you're in the club and I'm going to suck someone's dick in an alley, am I taking it out? I've never engaged in that person.
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Monét X Change
Have you ever blown someone on a whim?
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Snoop Dogg
No. Have you?
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Monét X Change
Yeah, for sure. On a whim.
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Snoop Dogg
Where?
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Monét X Change
There was that one guy, the one time I hooked up in drag. A lucky chain. I blew that guy in the bathroom when me and that. You remember that ballet dancer used to hang out with? This was before you, that. Ballet dancer. No, I remember me and the ballet dancer. We met at the club, me and you. Remember that time I told you about the guy wearing the kente cloth vest that, like, changed my vision of fashion? And he listened to. We listened to Lana Del Rey for the first time ever, he was on a whim. Most of my hookups have been through the Internet, but I've had maybe, like. Oh, there was also this. So I've had maybe, like, four or five hookups that were on a whim.
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Snoop Dogg
So back when I was a local queen back in New York, I used to have a lot of on the whim sex I'm thinking about. But that wasn't Invisalign then. Since Invisalign, though, if I'm gonna hook up with someone I'll take them out before they ever come out to come over and. But I will say, towards the end of my Invisalign tenure, when I was still in corrective Invisalign, I blew Andy with Invisalign. I was like, you know, I just wanna try with Invisalign on rearranged your whole shit.
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Monét X Change
Oh, it was great.
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Snoop Dogg
No, game changer. Because, you know, you. There's no. It's basically like you've. It's basically you've blown someone that just has gums. It's just. It's like. It's like. Which is. Honestly, I never been blown by someone. Actually. No, that's not true. One time I was at a glory hole situation in Portland and this guy Bloomy, who just had. Who didn't. It was a gummy situation.
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Monét X Change
I don't know what.
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Snoop Dogg
No, but it was. Which.
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Monét X Change
Wait, no, he didn't have teeth.
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Snoop Dogg
No, he did not have teeth work.
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Monét X Change
How was that? Did he have.
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Snoop Dogg
It was great.
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Monét X Change
Did he take them out or did he have teeth? Or did he have teeth, like, when you saw him?
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Snoop Dogg
I didn't know it was a glory hole. So I don't know what was on the other side. I don't know what. I don't know.
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Monét X Change
Girl, you're better than me. I cannot stick my dick in a glory hole.
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Snoop Dogg
This was. This is back when I used to live in Portland, girl.
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Monét X Change
Oh, back when you was in your. When you did opera?
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Snoop Dogg
Yeah, back then.
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Monét X Change
What was the opera company called?
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Snoop Dogg
Desperate. Huh?
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Monét X Change
What was that opera company called?
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Snoop Dogg
Portland Opera.
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Monét X Change
That was the name of the opera company. Opera company in Portland. So back to Drag Race.
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Snoop Dogg
Oh, yeah.
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Monét X Change
How do we get Jacob. So, you know, everyone rallies around, around Anya. Apparently Anya has told Lexi about her condition. She's told Jules about her condition, and they're just like, that was fucked up. No one is on Arrietty's team. No one, including arietty.
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Snoop Dogg
Well, like, the sucky thing about that whole thing, y'all, a. It was. It was mean and nasty and low down dirty behavior. And people in the comments on Twitter, they were like, well, how was. How was Arietty supposed to know that? But I was like. I was like. But I was like, your mirror message is not your sign to attack other girls in the competition. Like. Like, it just seemed like it was totally out of it. It seems unwarranted. And we find out later. Well, they're speculating why arriety said it because Anya was taking up for Jules and she was upset about that whole untuck. But I think it's completely uncalled for, because now, forever and ever, Anya Nerve will be known as a girl with the stank breath. Anya Nerve could get the newest, freshest, scented mint flavored teeth that have ever existed. She will always be the bitch with stank breath.
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Monét X Change
I feel like if dentists did flavored teeth, it would affect the way all your food tastes.
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Snoop Dogg
Yeah, for sure. Anyway, I will always be the kitty cat girl. Bob and I have talked about this for a million times. What you get known for on TV will follow you for the rest of your life.
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Monét X Change
Yeah. I mean, I've gotten a lot better in my makeup over the years, but it doesn't matter. Monet can wear a wig the size of a house. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's really funny when people. Cause you can tell who follows the girls from Drag Race, but doesn't really follow us off the show. People will be like, I just need Bob back on my tv. Y'all. I have been on two to three TV shows every year since I was on Drag Race, right? Every year since Drag Race, I've been on at least two. Well, there were maybe a few years when I was doing Angels in America. No. Even then, I am on at least minimum one show every year since RuPaul's Drag Race. So, y'all, I'm still on your TVs. I swear, Monet has had a whole ass TV show. A whole ass TV show. A queerty nominated TV show. But, you know, they think that we did Drag Race and then we went in a hold and died. Went in a butthole and died, you know?
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Snoop Dogg
Yeah. Everyone's rallying around her. So I love that all the girls rallied around her and they're like, yeah, that was not good. That was uncalled, wasn't cool. And then someone on Twitter was like, us calling out AR's behavior of. Calling of. Of reading on. Let me get it.
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Monét X Change
Yeah, please look it up, because I don't know what the hell you talking about. While you look that up, I will say this. So Ari was on Instagram or Tik Tok Live, and someone was like, are you gonna. Are you gonna apologize to Anya? And she was like, well, if I do, it'll be in private. And you know me, I've always said, if you do me dirty in private, you need to apol. In public. You need to apologize in public. You don't get to shame me at the party in front of everyone and then pull me to the. To the. To the broom closet. And then apologize in there. If you did me dirty in front of people, you for me. Maybe Anya nerve is different. Maybe Anya has a different understanding. But, like, if you do me dirty in front of people, you need to apologize in front of the people you did me dirty in front of, in my opinion.
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Snoop Dogg
Yeah, yeah, I agree. I agree. But, you know, apparently they have.
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Monét X Change
They have. They've squashed it.
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Snoop Dogg
Yeah, they squashed it. Everyone's moved on. But you know what? We're living in it right now. Okay?
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Monét X Change
We're living in. I need a video.
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Snoop Dogg
Would you really?
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Monét X Change
Yes. You embarrassed me in front of the world. My medical condition that I'm really sensitive about in front of the world. I need an apology in front of the world. I've apologized in front of the world to people before. When I do something dirty and I do something wrong, I've apologized to people. If I put.
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Snoop Dogg
Did I have that experience?
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Monét X Change
I have apologized to you. I don't think I will say. I do not know. I could think of maybe one time you've apologized, but you always do the thing where you say, I don't apologize. I can name one time on this podcast you've apologized to me. I can. I literally cannot think of one.
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Snoop Dogg
One.
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Monét X Change
Outside of that. Can you think of one? Can you think of.
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Snoop Dogg
Yes, I think I. I know one.
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Monét X Change
Can you name two?
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Snoop Dogg
Bob, I apologize to you about the chipped tooth.
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Monét X Change
Yeah, that's one. That's the one I can think of. Can you think of. Can you name one more? One other apology? One.
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Snoop Dogg
Bob, I know for a fact I've apologized you several times.
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Monét X Change
Can you think of one that's interesting? The only one I know is a chipped tooth. I literally cannot think of another apology you've ever made to me, but I've.
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Snoop Dogg
Apologized to you several times on here. Anyway, moving on.
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Monét X Change
Apologize for your whole. For your whole existence. Start with that.
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Snoop Dogg
This is crazy.
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Monét X Change
Bitch. All right, let's talk about bo. I love it. Listen, we've all had our moments. I remember one time I was out all day in the summer running errands, meeting up with friends, and by the time I got home, baby. Woo. Let's just say some people would have found me very tantalizing. Okay, I did not smell like a bouquet of flowers. And that's when I knew I needed something better than my usual deodorant. Enter Lumi. This stuff is a game changer. Unlike other deodorants that just cover up odor, Lumi actually stops it before it even starts. It's powered by Mandelic acid. So instead of just masking smells, it works at the source. And the best part, it's a whole body deodorant. You can use it literally anywhere. Pits under boobs, thighfold, belly button feet, and even between me down there. Yes, even between me down there, y'all.
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Snoop Dogg
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Monét X Change
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Credit.
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Monét X Change
Check responses for accuracy. Lydia has won a challenge. She finally has a win. Short lived she finally has a spoiler alert.
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Snoop Dogg
Oh my God.
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Monét X Change
She finally has a win. And then Sam is doing that thing again. I need Sam to get why is she irritating me so much? I don't get why, why I'm so irritated by her.
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Snoop Dogg
I think she just, I don't know. I don't know. People, people are upset. They're like bobbing when they won't give Sam a break. They won't, they won't like I'm like they're right.
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Monét X Change
I'm. I won't because she's, she's. Something about her is ear. I don't know what it is she's doing well but something about her specifically in the area where they sit down after someone, something about her personality in that specific spot is just. It does not. I don't like it. I don't like to look at it. I don't like to hear it. I don't like to hear this. Well, there's something about it that doesn't feel genuine and it irritates me to, to, to witness each week. That's my truth. I like her. Otherwise.
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Snoop Dogg
Yeah yeah.
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Monét X Change
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Snoop Dogg
You told me Rob. You told us about this 49 times.
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Monét X Change
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Snoop Dogg
Aquaphor is a multi billion dollar company. You think bitch. Make them Come team with it.
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Monét X Change
I'm just saying I like it. So the next day, they come in. Anya has already forgiven Arrietty, and y'all, they have not spoken. Y'all don't know when you're eliminated, you're gone. You are actually.
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Snoop Dogg
You don't see the girls is on the main stage. You don't see them any after that.
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Monét X Change
Or until you go home and you look each other up.
- [21:42]
Snoop Dogg
Right? Right. Yeah. Yeah. I don't see anyone else, y'all.
- [21:44]
Monét X Change
Yeah. And, and not only that. When we did our season, Naysha was the first one eliminated, but we still had to film the promo between episodes one and two. They sequestered Naysha from everyone, even during the filming. The only time she saw it was when she had to work with him on, on camera. And then after that, they, they took her away and made her sit by herself.
- [22:09]
Snoop Dogg
I mean, they did for Vanjie and Keller as well. I have to say, Ani nerve, I think Ani nerve definitely possesses a growth that I don't have because I don't think I would, I don't. I would not have been able to forgive Ar the next day. It would. I, I, I. So I really admire her ability to be, to, to be the bigger person and move on. That is very admirable, but I don't think I possess that same thing.
- [22:30]
Monét X Change
Lexi saying she always has nightmares makes so much sense. This answers it. It's all so clear now. Lexi being like, I have nightmares every night. I'm like, you know what that scans? That really scans for you.
- [22:43]
Snoop Dogg
And then she, she says about Susie. I'm like, girl, Susie lives rent free in Lexi's mind all the time. But Susie must have real estate in there.
- [22:51]
Monét X Change
Well, the big right, the gag is Lexi's obsessed with Susie and, But she needs to be obsessed with onion herbs and jewel sparkle. Like, girl Suzy is not. I mean, we'll get to it in a second. But like, everyone naming Suzy y'all, Suzy's not eating y'all up like that. Why are y'all obsessed with me?
- [23:07]
Snoop Dogg
When I wrote we're gonna enter it, but I agree. I'm, like, saying Suzy's the front runner is kind of crazy.
- [23:14]
Monét X Change
And, you know, she's a front runner. She's not the front runner.
- [23:17]
Snoop Dogg
She's not on here second or third. Everything that they said, I worry about. We talk about it in the talk. We're jumping around, but we'll. Yeah, we'll get to it later. I have a lot of thoughts and opinions about that.
- [23:26]
Monét X Change
So Jules and Lexi, I just want to say Jules and Lexi's workroom outfits are so cute.
- [23:32]
Snoop Dogg
I didn't notice.
- [23:34]
Monét X Change
Jules is wearing this, like, tan crop top, button up shirt with these, like, black leather. Black leather shorts. Such a cute look. And Lex is also wearing this black leather skirt with this, like, big blue fur, faux fur or like feather it. They just. Y'all, I. I cringe. Y'all think I cringe at my makeup on season eight, baby. My workroom.
- [24:01]
Snoop Dogg
I don't remember what you had on. Did you have crazy outfits on?
- [24:03]
Monét X Change
My workroom outfits were correct when I tell you I had never, not once turned to look in that workroom. It. I looked the way I used to look when I was sewing at home at 945Amsterdam Ave, apartment 4C. You remember those little. Those, those jeans that I cut into capris and sewed up the bottom of?
- [24:25]
Snoop Dogg
I don't remember, though.
- [24:26]
Monét X Change
I wore those. A lot of tank tops. I remember having them go to Old Navy to buy me clothes because I ran out of clothes to wear in the workroom. I literally had to ask production to go to Old Navy and buy. They were like, what do you get? I was like, I don't know. Tank tops. Just buy me some tank tops.
- [24:42]
Snoop Dogg
Which is crazy because it's also freezing in there. And you wanted tank tops.
- [24:46]
Monét X Change
No, it was Monet. We were filming on different stages. I filmed here in Hollywood on our side of the. So we. We filmed this big sound stage where they actually filmed I Love Lucy. And it was so old that when RuPaul, the air conditioner could only work on one side at a time. So when RuPaul showed up, our air conditioner turned off. It got blistering hot. Blistering hot.
- [25:08]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah. So Ru comes in and announces that the girls are doing Ross Matthews versus the Ducks. And as Bob was telling me earlier, apparently this is a big old thing with Philty. More often played the role. I. I never. I've never heard of Truman.
- [25:18]
Monét X Change
Two different things. So Capote is a movie where Philip Seymour Hoffman played Truman Capote.
- [25:25]
Snoop Dogg
Got it.
- [25:26]
Monét X Change
Capote versus the Swans was a Ryan Matthews production about Capote.
- [25:30]
Snoop Dogg
Who played in that one?
- [25:31]
Monét X Change
Jacob. Ryan Murphy. Yeah.
- [25:33]
Jacob
Let me look.
- [25:34]
Monét X Change
So a different actor because obviously, yeah, different production. But this was a. This was a. It's a spoof on a. Ryan Murphy Truman Company.
- [25:46]
Jacob
Tom Hollander.
- [25:47]
Monét X Change
Tom Hollander, yeah. Played Capote in this one.
- [25:50]
Snoop Dogg
Got it.
- [25:51]
Monét X Change
And he had a. And he had a really funny. I can't do his voice, but Capote had a very strange voice, Ross, which is crazy.
- [25:57]
Snoop Dogg
Because Ross Matthews, you. Ross used to have, like, the crazy, shrill gay voice.
- [26:02]
Monét X Change
It.
- [26:02]
Snoop Dogg
It, like, went away. Remember this? Like, all those years when Ross Matthews used to be Chelsea Handler his first season, he's like, yeah, like, Ross Matthews.
- [26:09]
Monét X Change
Like, he's talk, like, here, like, girl, Ross's voice is still very high. Maybe we're just used to it now.
- [26:15]
Snoop Dogg
No, no, girl, Ross. Babe, was he taking it then or.
- [26:19]
Monét X Change
Is he taking it now?
- [26:21]
Snoop Dogg
I don't know what it is, but at the beginning of Ross Matthews career, when I used to be Watch Chelsea.
- [26:25]
Monét X Change
Lately, Ross Matthews, I'm like, oh, my God, girl.
- [26:27]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, it was that.
- [26:29]
Monét X Change
To be fair, that's a pretty bad Ross Matthews. But to be fair, when I listen to my voice from 10 years ago, my voice sounds completely different. It sounds like the same person.
- [26:38]
Snoop Dogg
I'm telling.
- [26:38]
Monét X Change
But my voice has gotten much deeper over the years.
- [26:41]
Snoop Dogg
We know.
- [26:42]
Monét X Change
Yeah, I'm aware. My voice has gotten.
- [26:44]
Snoop Dogg
I have old voicemails of you when we first. When we first became friends. And y'all, like, right now, Bob, like, you kind of sit, like, here and like this in this song, back then, you're like, yeah, you were up here. You used to be really to talk up here.
- [26:57]
Monét X Change
Well, I probably spoke more like this. My voice was probably in this register. But this feels like I'm really forcing it to talk like this. Like, it is. It's really. I'm forcing it, and I just can't. But I just. I've also ruined my vocal cords. I've had surgery on my vocal cords, and I also used to have a much thicker Southern accent. I found. I'll find some. There's a post on my. On the patreon of my old voice, it was so high. I had such a thick Southern accent. I do not even sound like the same person.
- [27:26]
Snoop Dogg
Does my voice sound different to you?
- [27:27]
Monét X Change
No, you sound the same, but it's probably because you're better at protecting your voice. I don't protect my voice.
- [27:32]
Snoop Dogg
Well, Bob, start protecting your voice. You only get one.
- [27:35]
Monét X Change
I got surgery. What else do you want me to do? Jesus Christ.
- [27:39]
Snoop Dogg
So the girls are getting to pick their roles once again. And I think Sam has the right idea. Sam goes in. This is where her personality really works for her. She goes and said, I want this role. This role I'm doing.
- [27:50]
Monét X Change
And Susie is a fucking pushover. Every time she's wanting a role, she just gives it up.
- [27:58]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, I wish she did stick her ground more. But also. But also, when the entire cast is like, no. When everyone else on set, when Lana Literally is like, who says anything about being fair? And like, when Lexi's like, no, we're not giving to her. Like, what are you, what do you, what are you gonna do, Monet?
- [28:14]
Monét X Change
What do you think I would fucking do? You think I would let these bitches take a role from me? Bitch? I fought for the role for that. Me, Betty and Thorgy, we fought for that fucking role. I was not gonna.
- [28:27]
Snoop Dogg
The cookie, the street meat.
- [28:30]
Monét X Change
Art.
- [28:30]
Snoop Dogg
Oh yeah, we wanted art.
- [28:32]
Monét X Change
Art, art, art. Somebody talked in a plan. I made them fight against each other. I was like, I remember looking at Thor, G and Betty and being like, don't worry, girls, we're getting art. I assure you, when this is said and done, we're gonna have art. And we did. You do what you gotta do to get what you wanna get, honey.
- [28:50]
Snoop Dogg
I also love that Lexi is very self aware. She's like, I. She's like, I know I need to lean on physical comedy to do a good job in this, in this, in this thing. And I'm like, that's very, very, very smart.
- [29:01]
Monét X Change
Yes, it wasn't that physical. She did a good job. But I don't remember being like, wow, this is some physical. They all, they all did the role on the ground except Jules.
- [29:09]
Snoop Dogg
True. But I think that, I think her, I think once she said that, I think she, I think what she meant was having a prop, something to be like a thing, you know what I mean?
- [29:16]
Monét X Change
That's not physical comedy. But sure.
- [29:17]
Snoop Dogg
I mean, I think, but that's, I think that's what she's. That's, that's what she means.
- [29:20]
Monét X Change
Got it. So Lana wants to attach herself to Anya, which I think is very smart. See, Lana is not intimidated by girls talent. Lana really was like, I want to be near the girls that have the talent, which I think is a smart thing, you know?
- [29:33]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, yeah, I think so too. And Zuzie, Jules and Susie, they both won the Royal Chicago, which I think, I think the Royal Chicago obviously is an iconic monologue. Like we all know, I mean, not we all know.
- [29:47]
Monét X Change
A lot of us know that.
- [29:49]
Snoop Dogg
Do I what?
- [29:50]
Monét X Change
Can you do it for us?
- [29:51]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, pretty much. I will let Jimma know that she's a fat cunt. And the shoes that she gave me were not something particularly I would buy for myself. They were all made in type of shoes. And if that's.
- [30:03]
Monét X Change
She said those shoes are maybe worn on a beautiful woman. So if that's the case, she should have put it back on the rack. And she's never going to purchase them purchased Them. Yeah, she would. I can't remember the whole thing.
- [30:11]
Snoop Dogg
I own those shoes.
- [30:12]
Monét X Change
It is. Yeah. She's that qualified, though.
- [30:14]
Snoop Dogg
I think Gemma is just a disgrace.
- [30:16]
Monét X Change
She's a disgrace to women. She's disgraced to women who are actually beautiful. Somebody lied to her several times. I love that part. Somebody lied to her several times.
- [30:26]
Snoop Dogg
I told her she was fly, sexy, hot beauty, but she's nothing like that. She's nothing of the sort, y'all. I need to know. I want to interview Tiffany Pollard so bad. Was that off the dome? Oh, was this premeditated?
- [30:40]
Monét X Change
How? I've been interviewed by. I've been interviewed by her before. I did brunch with Tiffany. There's still on YouTube. You did it, too?
- [30:47]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah.
- [30:47]
Monét X Change
Why did you ask her?
- [30:49]
Snoop Dogg
Because she was interviewing me.
- [30:51]
Monét X Change
Oh.
- [30:51]
Snoop Dogg
Also, I don't think that was. I think it had happened already, but it wasn't popularized like, how it is yet.
- [30:57]
Monét X Change
So you did a different thing or you did specifically brunch with Tiffany?
- [31:00]
Snoop Dogg
I did brunch with Tiffany.
- [31:01]
Monét X Change
Bring brunch with Tiffany back. That show was so fucking funny.
- [31:04]
Snoop Dogg
So good, y'all.
- [31:04]
Monét X Change
The one she knew with Shirley Ralph is one of the. When I met Shirley Ralph, I had to bring up brunch with Tiffany. Shirley Ralph.
- [31:11]
Snoop Dogg
Wait. Why was it crazy?
- [31:13]
Monét X Change
Because Shirley Ralph is so intentionally classy and New York is so intentionally. Not that it was like an aunt with her, like, do with her niece, who is just, like, wild and rambunctious and, like, talking about dirty stuff. And somehow Shirley Ralph managed to have fun with it, but always rise above the filth. It was very impressive, and so I.
- [31:36]
Snoop Dogg
Need to watch it.
- [31:36]
Monét X Change
They're a really fun duo together.
- [31:38]
Snoop Dogg
Do you think it was off the dome or do you think it was premeditated?
- [31:40]
Monét X Change
I think it was off the dome. I don't think that. I don't think that. I don't know New York like that. But I don't think Tiffany Pollard goes in with monologue. I don't think she sits at home and writes monologues. I think she's very good, extemporaneously.
- [31:51]
Snoop Dogg
That's crazy that it literally is an art. Honestly, that shit was.
- [31:55]
Monét X Change
So they both want to be Chicago. And everyone rallies against Susie, which no one is over. No one's doing this against Anya, who is kicking Yalls asses.
- [32:05]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah.
- [32:06]
Monét X Change
Maybe that's a testament to the fact they just like Anya and they just don't like Susie. Maybe they just don't really care much for Susie. Is that a possibility?
- [32:13]
Snoop Dogg
I think that's what it is. I think it's. It's. It's. It's above just doing well in the competition. Susie is very boisterous and vocal about how much better she thinks that she's in everyone. I think that's how stupid everyone else is. Yes. I think that's why it gets everyone they wanted. They want. They don't. They don't want to have peace. Yeah.
- [32:31]
Monét X Change
I wouldn't.
- [32:31]
Snoop Dogg
I wouldn't.
- [32:32]
Monét X Change
I wouldn't let Jules have that role. I'd have been like, we need to audition or something. We need to do. We need to arm wrestle. We need to. We need to rock, paper, scissors. We gotta. We gotta pick one through 10. Even if we leave it a chance would be better than me just giving you the role.
- [32:44]
Snoop Dogg
Giving it to you. Yeah. Agreed.
- [32:46]
Monét X Change
So when they get. When they start working on it, Lana is. There seems to be this narrative about Lydia and Sam not liking each other. I did not know about this. Did you know about this?
- [32:54]
Snoop Dogg
I think it's playful. It's because when.
- [32:56]
Monét X Change
When Lydia's style, they don't like. They don't like each other's style. Yeah.
- [33:00]
Snoop Dogg
And then also when Lydia was vocal about Sam not doing as good, when. When the rate of Queen results came out and Sam found out Lydia rated her so low. I think that's when it started.
- [33:09]
Monét X Change
Yeah. I just didn't pay much into it, but. But I'm sure if it was me, I would have. If. If I was Sam, I would have been like, oh, I remember this.
- [33:16]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, for sure.
- [33:17]
Monét X Change
These clips cutting back to Jules coughing are sending me to the moon. I don't know why it's so funny. It's like they're showing all the girls working together, and they cut back to Jules and she's like, pretty much, I will let. And it just keeps cutting back to Jules just coughing. And I don't know why I was. I was sitting here watching it cackling at this girl. Just. It was just. It was so funny to me.
- [33:49]
Snoop Dogg
I really like Jules, but we do. See. But to you, what you were saying earlier, Sam and Lydia, they are working together. When they are. When they're organized, organizing, practicing the slaps, their hands are so far from each other's faces. I'm like, y'all, it has to be. It has to look. They are a mile apart. I'm like, it has to look believable. It's ridiculous.
- [34:06]
Monét X Change
It's all fun and games until RuPaul slaps Aja O'Hara.
- [34:09]
Snoop Dogg
Right. Remember when. Remember when you and I were doing Some number. And it involved you slapping me. But I kept on going in the direction of. I was going into your head like this.
- [34:18]
Monét X Change
It's supposed to be like this. And Monet was supposed to do this. Monet would go, ugh. And I kept like, bitch, how does that make sense? Monet was like, ugh. Ugh. I would punch. She'd be like, ugh. I would uppercut. She'd be like, ugh. I was like, what is that shit?
- [34:36]
Snoop Dogg
Was so you're like, monet, you have to go in the direction I'm hitting. You got to go into my.
- [34:42]
Monét X Change
Which is welcome. Like money. Money is. Is very coordinated. I don't know why this was y'all. Her last two brain cells trying to piece it together.
- [34:53]
Snoop Dogg
That was funny.
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- [34:59]
Monét X Change
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- [35:57]
Monét X Change
So, okay, again, my God, I love Anya and Lana's looks in the challenge.
- [36:05]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, they're really cute.
- [36:06]
Monét X Change
But also the whole bit is that who has the fattest ass? Lotta's wearing a fake ass, but she never shows it. She like kind of opens the coat to show it a little bit. I'm like, girl, the whole. This is. This is one of the moments where I'm like, either Alana doesn't get it or she. Or her. Or her vanity won't allow her to do something that's. That's not what she wants to do. Like, girl, the whole. They keep talking about your ass and you never, ever show your ass. That's crazy to me.
- [36:32]
Snoop Dogg
I think that. I think it's two things. I think her poise, Elizabeth, what you're saying, like, keeps her from really going there because she's always trying to look like this, like, sexy fy. Fashion supermodel.
- [36:42]
Monét X Change
And she did.
- [36:43]
Snoop Dogg
And she did. I think that keeps it for that. Also, I was guilty of this. The first improv challenge on season 10. Like, I was afraid to overact and be, like, so crazy. That's why I stumbled in that challenge. Cause I was like, I'm just like. Literally, I was like, this is like a real acting role tending to, like, not be so like. I was like. But when you're on Drag Race, the key is overacting and being ridiculous. Think about Cookie's Empire with Bob and them. They're literally fighting with brooms and doing like it is. It has to border on absurdity.
- [37:14]
Monét X Change
Yeah. Guys, you're not at Juilliard. You're at amda, ok? You're at amda. That's what you need to be doing.
- [37:20]
Snoop Dogg
So for all the season 18 and 19 girls, like, when you do an acting challenge, don't. Do not treat this like you are auditioning for a Meryl Streep role in the fucking Bridges of Madison County. The revival. You are doing, like, what the fuck.
- [37:33]
Monét X Change
Is Bridges of Madison County? You mean August Osage County?
- [37:36]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, August Osage County. Oh.
- [37:38]
Jacob
I mean, Bridges of Madison county is also a Tony winning, award winning, but.
- [37:42]
Monét X Change
Not with Meryl Streep.
- [37:45]
Jacob
It was a movie.
- [37:46]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah. You gotta be absurd. You honestly. The Alyssa Edwards school of Bigger. Bigger. It works on Drag Race. Just be absurd. Be wild.
- [37:57]
Monét X Change
Um, when. When they. When they're fighting and Lana's titty moves down to her stomach, I wish she would have stopped and said, don't hit me. I'm with child. I kept thinking, I would have been like, I'm with child.
- [38:11]
Snoop Dogg
That would have been. That. That would have been a funny little bit to add. But I think if she. If she would have. If she would have met Anya's energy, I think it would have really turned a tide for her. But she just was. Because Anya was so big and so extra, and she was always just a little. She was being buried by Anya.
- [38:25]
Monét X Change
This. I know I keep going on about the looks that. That aren't being judged, but this look on Lydia, baby, I love this fucking. This is my favorite thing Lydia has ever worn on this show.
- [38:39]
Snoop Dogg
Oh, wow. That's a lot of feelings.
- [38:41]
Monét X Change
Black velvet and this, like, jeweled. And the Glo. Ah, she looks so good.
- [38:46]
Snoop Dogg
Her jewels sparkle.
- [38:47]
Monét X Change
Yeah, the. The jewels did sparkles. She looked great. Um, but how do you feel about their scene?
- [38:53]
Snoop Dogg
Um, I think their scene is fine. I don't think it's groundbreaking. I don't think it. I. I Think. But honestly, no one did terribly. Yeah, I don't think anyone did terribly. So I think it just. It just pales in comparison to the ones that are really bright. But I think it's good they're doing. They're hitting all the beats, and they're doing a good job.
- [39:08]
Monét X Change
When Lexi and Susie walked out, the first thing I said was, I typed, whose African American wig is Susie wearing?
- [39:15]
Snoop Dogg
Sabotage, Anya nerve. No, I don't want you to give that girl that wig. She should have or told her to clean the lace on that wig.
- [39:21]
Monét X Change
I mean, it's not about cleaning it. The lace, you know, lace comes dark. You can't clean if you get one of those. If you get a lace from, like, an actual store, as opposed to online, those laces are dark. In my experience, the white lace comes from the Internet and the black lace comes from the wig store.
- [39:36]
Snoop Dogg
Kind of big store. Yeah, I would have asked. Can I. Can I. Can I turn the lace back? Do you mind?
- [39:41]
Monét X Change
Also, so Sam wears blonde wigs. Lydia wears blonde wigs.
- [39:46]
Snoop Dogg
I was also going to say, and of all the blonde wigs, you picked that one. The one that that girl wore in that. In that white Satan's liturgical dancer outfit. That wig, you was like, oh, of all the blonde wig, I want that hideous one.
- [39:59]
Monét X Change
Do you think that Susie Toot is known for making great wig choices? What wig choice? She does make some very great costuming choices. I will give her that. What wig choice? Would you be like? Damn, Another hit from Susie Toots.
- [40:19]
Snoop Dogg
You know, I would say her little octopus one was cute.
- [40:21]
Monét X Change
I can't remember the wig, but my favorite look is still the Iron Maiden. That look was. She looks fantastic in that look, but there was no wig on it. Lexi and Susie want their scenes to fail. They want their scene partner to fail. Like, Lexi loves that Susie's doing poorly at certain points, or. No, Lexi wants Susie to do poorly, and Susie loves that Lexi is doing poorly. That's crazy, girl.
- [40:45]
Snoop Dogg
It's a competition, though, honestly. But, I mean, do. Okay, here's the question. When it's challenged like this, do you think Europe. Do you think your partner doing poorly reflects on you?
- [40:54]
Monét X Change
I think that if you're. If you're acting or if you're trying to do comedy with someone who can't do it, it can't help you in a scene. Now, I would. I understand. If someone who you're not in a scene with is doing poorly and you get some schadenfreude from that. But wanting your actual scene partner, the one you have to work with to do poorly. That's crazy to me because that cannot benefit you.
- [41:17]
Snoop Dogg
I disagree. Sometimes in Drag Race, I was happy that my scene partner was doing poorly.
- [41:21]
Monét X Change
Who was your C partner that did poorly?
- [41:23]
Snoop Dogg
Like when we did Breast World one, Aquaria was out there.
- [41:26]
Monét X Change
The way I blocked Breast World, I think Breast World was probably one of the worst written scripts in the history of. Of. It's not on y'all. It's not on y'all. Breast World was one of the worst scripts that Drag Race has ever pumped out.
- [41:39]
Snoop Dogg
You think so?
- [41:40]
Monét X Change
I think their best one was Daytona wins.
- [41:43]
Snoop Dogg
You liked Daytona Win.
- [41:46]
Monét X Change
Great. It was a gag on the girls because the girls didn't know they were farting. That was so. That was honestly, in my opinion, when it comes to their writing. And 921hoe was actually really good, too.
- [41:56]
Snoop Dogg
I don't remember that one.
- [41:57]
Monét X Change
And. And the. The Ruko's Empire, the one we did with. With my season. Those are all great.
- [42:03]
Jacob
I think the one from All Stars 7 was really good, too.
- [42:06]
Monét X Change
Which one was that one?
- [42:07]
Jacob
The Christian Academy one. Just because all of those girls were really killing it, so it seemed.
- [42:13]
Monét X Change
That wasn't good.
- [42:14]
Jacob
I remember it being good.
- [42:16]
Snoop Dogg
No, I've definitely been in a scene. I've been like, when my scene partner doing bad in Drag Race, not in real life, I'm like, yes.
- [42:22]
Monét X Change
You know, which one was horrible. I think it might be the worst one. I can't remember what it was about, but I just remember being like. I remember thinking to myself, this has to end. And then it actually went into commercial and they came back and the scene was not the rehearsal, the scene.
- [42:35]
Snoop Dogg
Which one?
- [42:36]
Monét X Change
It was the one that. It was from the season where Kylie one All Star.
- [42:43]
Snoop Dogg
I didn't see that one.
- [42:45]
Monét X Change
This scene.
- [42:46]
Jacob
Oh, the American Horror Story 1.
- [42:47]
Monét X Change
Hot garbage. Hot, hot, stinky, smelly, nasty garbage.
- [42:53]
Snoop Dogg
I don't see. You know, I need to watch. You know, I just. I was filming during my All Star seven, so I never watched Season six.
- [43:02]
Monét X Change
You're fine, you're fine. Don't, don't, don't go back and watch it. You're good. Shakespeare. I don't think Shakesqueer was written poorly. I think they did a bad job at it, in my honest opinion. So Jules is getting sleepy while the other girls. Wait. That is so real, y'all. When I did Tales of the City, Tales of the City, I was in my trailer in full drag, full dragoons, sleeping like Nosferatu girl. Well, first, just laying down. I didn't start off sleeping and then I would have to wake up. And when y'all. Something about me, I don't know what it is, but when I wake up, my eyes and my nose start running immediately. Immediately upon a nap or asleep, my eyes and my nose are just running. Monet's seen it. Jacob's seen it. I'm walking around with tissue on my nose when I first wake up. It's something that's happened in my life. In my 30s, y'all, I am sitting here wearing, if I was wearing, this red pleather outfit that Domino made me. And Domino makes torture devices. Anyone who's ever won a Domino device.
- [44:04]
Snoop Dogg
Domino will make again. Y'all, y'all know the most beautiful, amazing clothes. You will be uncomfortable in that outfit from the moment you put it on until you take it off.
- [44:15]
Monét X Change
No. And then in a couple hours after, too. Like, you could say, domino, I need a T shirt. When I tell you it will be the best T shirt you ever had in your life. But, baby, you will need three people to put it on.
- [44:31]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah.
- [44:31]
Monét X Change
And it will be. He made me a caftan once. Why does my caftan have boning in it? I wish I was kidding. Monet. Answer that. I want an answer. Why did my caftan have boning in it?
- [44:47]
Snoop Dogg
But you look so good.
- [44:48]
Monét X Change
I look great. That outfit won an Emmy. That specific outfit won an Emmy.
- [44:53]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah. Yeah. Domino's again. It's amazing, and I'm so grateful. But, bitch, you will be. You have a fucking balloon dress on, and you are cor. You under it.
- [45:02]
Monét X Change
You are snatched. So her getting sleepy while waiting for a senior partner. That is very, very real. But why is she tongue popping?
- [45:10]
Snoop Dogg
But also, bitch, sleeping when you don't know your lines. True that falling asleep and not knowing your lines by heart is crazy. Also, you're doing a scene that in your mind, you know what the real thing is. So now you have to play this thing in your brain about not saying what you know the line the real lines are and doing what's on the page. So, girl, not sleeping and not knowing your lines is crazy.
- [45:30]
Monét X Change
To be fair, falling asleep and going to sleep are not the same thing. In a competition, if you fall asleep, you fall asleep. No, we all have friends that fall asleep and can't help themselves. Nick. Nick doesn't do it anymore. But Nick used to fall asleep. Do you remember the one? Nick used to fall asleep everywhere?
- [45:48]
Snoop Dogg
No.
- [45:49]
Monét X Change
Jacob remembers. I have a whole Instagram story. Highlight of Nick just sleeping. Places we be at shows, he just fall asleep. I guess maybe he. I don't know. Maybe he fixed his problem. He don't do it.
- [46:02]
Snoop Dogg
No. When I go. When I. There's no. I can watch a TV show. I will fall asleep every time, y'all. The amount of times I've been trying to make my way through. Through a season or something, and I have to watch episode three and four times because I just cannot stay awake.
- [46:14]
Monét X Change
But Jules's tongue popping is irritating me because, like, New York does not tongue pop. That's not a part of.
- [46:19]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, New York is tough, but I think she's trying to overact and she's act. She's adding to sass on to be, like, bigger.
- [46:25]
Monét X Change
Yeah, but, like, have you seen New York go? Pretty much. I will let Gemma know that she is a fat cunt. And, like, that's not. She does not. That's not girl. We gotta expand our lexicon of humor and, you know isms when we sprinkle it into our acting on Drag Race.
- [46:48]
Snoop Dogg
Lexicon is your favorite word, y'all. If I had a dollar for every time I heard Bob used the word lexicon.
- [46:52]
Monét X Change
And if I had a dollar for every time you said satsong, we'd both be rolling in the dough, wouldn't we?
- [46:56]
Snoop Dogg
You love Alexicon.
- [46:57]
Monét X Change
You love the sasson. Alexicon would be. We'd be we. We both be living in mansions.
- [47:03]
Snoop Dogg
You love a lexicon.
- [47:04]
Monét X Change
Let's go to the makeup.
- [47:06]
Snoop Dogg
Ooh, makeup mirror. Nothing crazy happened here. Yeah.
- [47:08]
Monét X Change
Everyone feels good. Everyone's feeling really good. They did a freestyle, and honestly, Sam did the best. It wasn't great. I know.
- [47:15]
Snoop Dogg
I was. I. I was a little shocked about Sam doing a good job.
- [47:18]
Monét X Change
That's.
- [47:18]
Snoop Dogg
Cause her uncle is Niles Barkley.
- [47:21]
Monét X Change
No, not Narls Barkley.
- [47:24]
Snoop Dogg
What?
- [47:26]
Monét X Change
Are you joking?
- [47:28]
Snoop Dogg
What? No. What?
- [47:29]
Monét X Change
Gnarls Barkley is a group. Charles Barkley is a basketball player.
- [47:34]
Snoop Dogg
I met CeeLo Green.
- [47:35]
Monét X Change
Gnarls Bar. CeeLo Green is not Gnarls Barkley. Gnarls Barkley is CeeLo Green and Deadmau5 together doing I think you're crazy.
- [47:44]
Snoop Dogg
I mean, what do you think of. What do you think of that?
- [47:47]
Monét X Change
That sounded really good. Can you acknowledge that?
- [47:49]
Snoop Dogg
Please let me hear one more time.
- [47:50]
Monét X Change
I think you're crazy. I think you're crazy. Come on. Bravado.
- [47:58]
Snoop Dogg
You know you have a fast.
- [47:59]
Monét X Change
I think you're crazy.
- [48:03]
Snoop Dogg
Just.
- [48:03]
Monét X Change
Okay, I can't do the just like me part, but the first time I did, it sounded better.
- [48:06]
Snoop Dogg
When you. Because you have a faster. When you. When you. When you vibrato. When you. When you vibrate you have a faster. People with fazer. Brs can riff very well. If you could. If you could get your tone together, you'd probably be a good riffer.
- [48:18]
Monét X Change
That was a read. I'm like, snow White. Snow White has a very fast vibrato.
- [48:21]
Snoop Dogg
Does she?
- [48:22]
Monét X Change
You don't remember Snow White? She has, like, all those.
- [48:25]
Snoop Dogg
That's not a vibrato, babe.
- [48:26]
Monét X Change
No, she goes. I didn't do it. But she goes. She goes. She has, like. Snow White has a passive. It's like her whole thing. Like, she has a. It's a whole thing. Go listen to Snow White. The original Snow White.
- [48:40]
Snoop Dogg
I think those are trills, but okay.
- [48:42]
Monét X Change
Well, nigga, draw my nuts. How about that?
- [48:46]
Snoop Dogg
Shall we get into the Runway looks.
- [48:48]
Monét X Change
Oh, wait, I want to say that. What do you do when things go wrong? Hey, you sing the song.
- [49:00]
Jacob
It's coming.
- [49:03]
Monét X Change
Those are birds.
- [49:10]
Snoop Dogg
No, that's not a passive. Br. Does she. She's trilling with her voice anyway, so.
- [49:19]
Monét X Change
Okay, we're good. So.
- [49:22]
Snoop Dogg
No.
- [49:22]
Monét X Change
So Lana Jarret was the rap king of her elementary school. She has since lost all of those skills. Can you freestyle for us real quick? What?
- [49:35]
Snoop Dogg
Give me. I need a topic.
- [49:37]
Monét X Change
I need you to freestyle about your favorite sandwich, okay? Give yourself a beat.
- [49:49]
Snoop Dogg
Sitting on the block and I'm looking real cute having my Subway. Ooh, Susie Toot coming my way with some ham and some cheese. Ah, nah, I want to suck some bees. Bees in the trap. Bees in the trap.
- [50:01]
Monét X Change
Okay, now you're just. Now you're just plagiarizing.
- [50:05]
Snoop Dogg
I'm not a freestyle rapper.
- [50:06]
Jacob
Jackson D's was right there.
- [50:09]
Snoop Dogg
Oh, yeah.
- [50:10]
Monét X Change
But I was like, no, I want to put bumblebees in my mouth.
- [50:14]
Snoop Dogg
My brain doesn't think. I can't. We know you can freestyle. Give us a freestyle about gophers.
- [50:28]
Monét X Change
Uh, Bob the drag queen got one thing to say. Bitches is not Groundhog Day. We talking about gophers. Put on your loafers. We gonna go down and get your chauffeur. We gonna drive down to the motherfucking parking range, and then we gonna go to the golfing range. And all you bitches acting kind of strange. And a bitch like Lydia's kind of range. Now the gophers go in the hole, they pop back up, and then they slide down the pole. They make the bucks. They make the dollar. They make the stars. Okay, that's all I got.
- [50:59]
Snoop Dogg
That was good.
- [51:02]
Monét X Change
So let's go to the Runway. Category is Black Bob.
- [51:05]
Snoop Dogg
Rap, y'all. Bob always says you. You get Nicki Minaj. You'll be like, you get real, Nicki Minaj.
- [51:14]
Monét X Change
Nikki is my mommy, my daddy's Eminem. That's a Mikey Angelo reference. Let's go on to the looks category is black and white ball. You know I love it. You know I love to wear black and white.
- [51:27]
Snoop Dogg
RuPaul looks so cute. I love this outfit of RuPaul.
- [51:29]
Monét X Change
Yeah. I don't know what you would call this collar. Apparently you don't say Mandarin collar anymore. There's like a new name for it and I like it.
- [51:37]
Snoop Dogg
Wait, why don't you call her Mandarin collar? Is it offensive?
- [51:39]
Monét X Change
Apparently, yeah.
- [51:40]
Snoop Dogg
Got it. Oh, I love Michelle's outfit as well.
- [51:44]
Monét X Change
That's, that's, that is. I'm pretty sure that's a Rick Owens dress. And Nikki Garcia wore it on the reunion of, of Traders, except it was green and it was full length.
- [51:56]
Jacob
This Rick Owens dress, to be fully honest, is pretty overdone right now. Do you remember when there was that Mugler catsuit like two seasons ago that all the girls are wearing?
- [52:05]
Monét X Change
Not specifically, but I believe you.
- [52:07]
Jacob
But this Rick Owens dress is everywhere.
- [52:11]
Monét X Change
Like, it's. Yeah, I have an outfit like what Ross is wearing. In fact, I'm wearing. In fact, it is literally right behind me. I'm wearing it tonight. The fact that I literally have this outfit.
- [52:30]
Snoop Dogg
Work, it's probably from Ross's line, y'all. Ross sent me some pants from his line, honestly. Hey, for all the, for all the thick bodied girls out there that got a lot of cake and stuff. They're, they're a thick, thick, thick knit. So they stretch and they hug you. I love Ross.
- [52:47]
Monét X Change
Ross got a fat booty.
- [52:49]
Snoop Dogg
I don't, I don't know. But his pants are made for bitches with fat booties.
- [52:52]
Monét X Change
Work.
- [52:53]
Snoop Dogg
You know, Ross is married, ok? Put some respect on his husband's fucking name.
- [52:58]
Monét X Change
So. Okay. Does Ross's husband have a fat booty?
- [53:01]
Snoop Dogg
I don't know.
- [53:02]
Monét X Change
Oh, married people can have fat asses.
- [53:05]
Snoop Dogg
But I don't think his husband appreciates just talking about Ross's ass like that.
- [53:08]
Monét X Change
Let his husband speak for himself. And if his husband want to run hands, meet me outside. How about that? Everyone looks great. All the judges look great. Let's go. Actually, to be honest, everyone looks pretty good today. Let's go into these looks.
- [53:20]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, let's go.
- [53:21]
Monét X Change
You know they love a clown.
- [53:22]
Snoop Dogg
I know they love a clown. And I thought this was good.
- [53:25]
Monét X Change
Yeah, this is good. I like, I like this look. I love this jester idea. I love her makeup. I love her hair. There's not a. There is not a part of this outfit that. Well, actually the only part that I'm really in particular of is right beneath the stripes, between the stripes at the bottom that like floral. Is it like a art? It's like a paisley slash shell. I don't know what it is, but, but it's not upsetting. This is a great look. And I, and I think she looks.
- [53:48]
Snoop Dogg
Really good out of all this is great. I would almost prefer it if it was a catsuit. If the the same thing just with two legs instead of the gown. I think it would have been maybe a little more interesting. But I think she looks great.
- [53:57]
Monét X Change
That's literally my outfit.
- [53:59]
Snoop Dogg
Yours was. You didn't have the ruffles. You didn't have the mash. You didn't have the ruffles.
- [54:03]
Monét X Change
I didn't have ruffles, but I had the big hair. I had the clown face. These bitches want to be me so bad. Sam, you will never be me.
- [54:09]
Snoop Dogg
I can't with you. Let's go on to Lana Jarre. I love this outfit. I thought this was really cool.
- [54:16]
Monét X Change
Well, you know, this is, you know that, that this is. I, I, I, I, I don't wear, I don't. I'm doing something I never do. Lana says this is new for her now.
- [54:28]
Snoop Dogg
I thought it was kind. I thought this was really beautiful. Also her make. She has such beautiful makeup. Her face is always stamped and gorgeous and perfect.
- [54:36]
Monét X Change
How much of it is the paint and how much of it is the canvas? She just has a beautiful face.
- [54:40]
Snoop Dogg
She does have a beautiful face. She's a very beautiful person.
- [54:43]
Monét X Change
I, I love this out something I love. She goes, the hair is made completely of hair.
- [54:51]
Snoop Dogg
Did she say that?
- [54:52]
Monét X Change
I think what she meant was these little bows or hair. But instead what she said was the hair is made completely of hair.
- [55:00]
Snoop Dogg
But I think it was really nice. I love the sleeves on this. I love the cut of the dress. I love having the polka dot tights matching the gloves. I thought this was really well. I love the sh. I love this. Love, love, love, love, love it.
- [55:12]
Monét X Change
The little panty poking out. She looks great.
- [55:14]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, I love this.
- [55:15]
Monét X Change
And they're not.
- [55:16]
Snoop Dogg
Jay didn't like it. I said, jay, you're crazy.
- [55:18]
Monét X Change
And they're not just poking out. They're, they're flat. They're flat back spherical beads. They're like, Are they?
- [55:24]
Snoop Dogg
I didn't notice that.
- [55:25]
Monét X Change
Yeah, they are. They're like, they're like 3D.
- [55:27]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah. Jay wasn't into it. Can you believe that? Yes.
- [55:30]
Monét X Change
I Believe it. For Jay. Jay be having some. Some twisted opinions.
- [55:33]
Snoop Dogg
I agree.
- [55:34]
Monét X Change
So it's going to on your nerve. I like this look. You don't like. You don't like it?
- [55:38]
Snoop Dogg
No. It's not even black and white.
- [55:41]
Monét X Change
It's grayscale.
- [55:42]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah. It's not. That's not the prompt. And I think the dress is too short. I don't love the dress and I just. And again, I think she's kind of doing a nod to Bjork's swan thing in a different way. But other than the fascinator, I don't love anything else about this dress.
- [55:58]
Monét X Change
I used to have a swan dress back in the day when I first started drag. My roommate made a swan dress. Heine Lebrunks made a swan.
- [56:02]
Snoop Dogg
Like the Bjork one?
- [56:03]
Monét X Change
Yeah.
- [56:04]
Snoop Dogg
Oh, the very one. Did you wear it?
- [56:06]
Monét X Change
Yeah, I used to wear it. Too much work. You know, you start dragging at three outfits and don't. And don't compliment one because, baby, I'll wear it until the wheels fall off. Let's go on to Lydia. Lydia's puppetry is always a little off. Like Lydia's puppetry. Like, if these hands could have been stiff, but like the idea that your hands are too long, but like, all I see is where your actual wrist is.
- [56:32]
Snoop Dogg
That's what you're saying.
- [56:33]
Monét X Change
She could have even had a stick in there. She could have even held a stick and stuff the hands so that her hands would actually look really long.
- [56:42]
Snoop Dogg
I mean, that being said, I love this. I love the mixing of the fur with this fabric underneath. I love that she could barely walk. Like, it was all obviously very intentional. I love this. I think she looked beautiful. This was. This is my favorite thing I've seen Lydia B. Collins wear the entire season. I love, love this.
- [56:58]
Monét X Change
I love the hair. I love this hair. I also love Lana's hair that's completely made of hair. Let's go on to Susan Tooth.
- [57:08]
Snoop Dogg
Susie is such a diverse artist when it comes to the fashion. I just would not. I did not think this was going to be her story this season, but I thought this was a really interesting and cool lurk. I love this collar thing. Her neck looks 91ft long. I wish she would have cinched the waist a little bit more. But other than that, I love, love, love this.
- [57:31]
Monét X Change
She actually didn't even have a cinch the waist. All she had to do was stop the, the, the trim for the waist. Like if the trim stopped right below the boobs and then the trim picked up again. Right. But like around the belly button. The. The drag queen belly button, which, as we all know, is a little bit higher than your real belly button, near her natural hips. I think this could have been a really, really great look. But also, that being said, yeah, this is a great look. She looks really good. I even love the. The fringe. Fringe.
- [57:57]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, that was really cool.
- [58:00]
Monét X Change
Let's go on to Lexi Love, who's doing a. You know, me and Monetary have this chat the other day. First of all, I just want to say I love this look. Is there pink in there?
- [58:08]
Snoop Dogg
No, that's just the background coming off of it.
- [58:11]
Monét X Change
I love this look. Just start with that. But when I found out that it was a Mugler knockoff, that really irritated me.
- [58:17]
Snoop Dogg
I didn't. I don't even know how is this. How is this Mugler knock off?
- [58:20]
Monét X Change
She said it on the Runway.
- [58:23]
Snoop Dogg
Oh, I didn't hear that. I. And I don't like this look. I thought the hair.
- [58:27]
Monét X Change
Can you find the image, Jacob? Can you find the Mugler of this? If you can't understand.
- [58:31]
Snoop Dogg
But, yeah, I thought the hair was crazy.
- [58:35]
Monét X Change
I like this hair.
- [58:36]
Snoop Dogg
What.
- [58:37]
Monét X Change
What's wrong with this hair?
- [58:38]
Snoop Dogg
Girl, this hair look wild.
- [58:41]
Monét X Change
Can you give me anything besides wild?
- [58:43]
Snoop Dogg
The shape of it feels off. I don't know what these barnacle flower florets are supposed to be. Is that crown? Is this a tr. Does she put into the hair?
- [58:51]
Monét X Change
Maybe she's a par. Fan.
- [58:53]
Snoop Dogg
What?
- [58:53]
Monét X Change
Maybe she's a parody fan.
- [58:55]
Snoop Dogg
I was confused by that, and I just don't like the shape of it. And like, the rooted gray or bl. Or super dingy blonde. I. I was not into it.
- [59:04]
Monét X Change
Didn't work.
- [59:05]
Snoop Dogg
Oh. Oh.
- [59:07]
Monét X Change
It's not a knockoff. It's just inspired.
- [59:10]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah.
- [59:11]
Monét X Change
Okay. That's fine.
- [59:12]
Snoop Dogg
I will say the Mugler picture we're seeing right now. I like that.
- [59:16]
Monét X Change
Well, Monet and I were having this conversation of the day when you.
- [59:20]
Snoop Dogg
She meant this morning.
- [59:21]
Monét X Change
This morning, when you knock something off, it's not. It's Y'all. These couture ateliers are. They are spending months and dozens of thousands of dollars making these. These insane pieces. So it's not going to look as good when you do it if you don't have the resources they have or the skills that. So it's always gonna end up looking a little off, a little wonky. It's like the lobster dress we keep seeing on Drag Race. What was the one you said we keep seeing? Monay?
- [59:53]
Snoop Dogg
Uh, the Chimera.
- [59:55]
Monét X Change
The Chimera. Um. Or if anyone's ever Seen. There was. There was a period of time where folks were really obsessed with doing McQueen's oyster dress.
- [60:06]
Snoop Dogg
Oh, yeah, There was a period of time, and.
- [60:08]
Monét X Change
And it just doesn't look as good. And you'll always be. You'll always be referencing that. So it was something like when. When Katt Williams said, you know, there was a car that. I think Chevy made a car that kind of looked like a Phantom. I can't remember what it was a whole bit. And he was like, you feel like you're in a Phantom until someone pulls up next to you in a Phantom.
- [60:29]
Snoop Dogg
Right?
- [60:29]
Monét X Change
You know?
- [60:30]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah.
- [60:31]
Monét X Change
But, yeah, I do like this look, though.
- [60:34]
Snoop Dogg
Let's go on to Jules Sparkle.
- [60:36]
Monét X Change
She ate.
- [60:37]
Snoop Dogg
She chewed. So cool.
- [60:40]
Monét X Change
Jules is such a good drag queen.
- [60:42]
Snoop Dogg
She really is. She's a drag queen. Drag queen, too. Like, she's. She's a she. I, I, I, I'm. I've been her performances, and this look is so cool. This, like, 2D thing. Oh, sorry. This cartoon situation, it was all just so well done. She looks is giving pop art.
- [60:59]
Monét X Change
I feel like this is Jeffrey Kelly.
- [61:00]
Snoop Dogg
It is Jeffrey Kelly. I know.
- [61:03]
Monét X Change
I love when you can spot a designer.
- [61:05]
Snoop Dogg
How'd you know?
- [61:06]
Monét X Change
It just looks like Jeffrey Kelly? It just looks like something Jeffrey Kelly would make the collar, the bottom of the jacket, the way that it goes over the hip, the way it curves over the hip. And Jeffrey Kelly does this thing where he's really good at incorporating the bottom of the garment of the jacket. If you're wearing, like, a gown with a jacket that you can still see the hips and it doesn't cover them up in a great way. He's really good at shaping. Does Jules not wear titties?
- [61:31]
Snoop Dogg
I think they're doing it for the she does. I think they're doing it for the effect so it fits so it looks flat.
- [61:35]
Monét X Change
She didn't wear them in the challenge either.
- [61:37]
Snoop Dogg
I haven't noticed that.
- [61:39]
Monét X Change
Yeah, she was wearing. She didn't wear titties. Cause sometimes when girls wear pads but no titties, it looks kind of crazy to me.
- [61:45]
Snoop Dogg
I don't in this one, because this is obviously meant to be seen from straight on. Straight on. It worked. But seeing it from the side a little bit, it does throw off the illusion a little bit.
- [61:55]
Monét X Change
I do love there's two cats on the Runway, and honestly, they're the two best looks.
- [62:00]
Snoop Dogg
Oh, yeah, I agree. Yeah, she's like a sphinx or whatever.
- [62:05]
Monét X Change
No, that sphinx has hair. I mean, yours, as we know sphinx can have hair. We found out someone. Someone shaved a Cat sold it to Monet and told her it was. Told her it was a sphinx. She believes him. Who's your favorite look of the. Of the night?
- [62:18]
Snoop Dogg
I'm gonna go with Lana Jarrett. I really like this look. Yeah.
- [62:22]
Monét X Change
I'm gonna give it to Jules Sparkles.
- [62:24]
Snoop Dogg
Jules is a close second for me. She looks amazing.
- [62:27]
Monét X Change
So let's get into the challenge.
- [62:31]
Snoop Dogg
I think Anya bodied. It is. She is just in every turn. There's not a single aspect besides not even design, because she won or she was top in the design challenge this season.
- [62:43]
Monét X Change
She.
- [62:44]
Snoop Dogg
It's just. What was she in the bottom? Oh, yeah, she was in the bottom for that one. The one. The pink one. Well, not in the bottom, but anyway, there's not an aspect. There are almost no aspects of competition that she does not not excel and shine and is just fucking glowing and fierce. And this one was. It was just her physical. All the comedy that she did was just so fucking good. She's such an impressive drag queen.
- [63:07]
Monét X Change
I agree. And I actually don't think on. On Lana was that bad. I will say they did all do well. I don't think Lana should have been in the bottom. I do like the look down, look up, look down, look up that they did. There was a moment where they both kept looking down and looking up at the. I think the ass pads. I thought it was really, really funny. But I do think that Lana should have showed her ass.
- [63:27]
Snoop Dogg
Do you.
- [63:29]
Monét X Change
I don't know if maybe Sam does know the Whitney reference to. It's not right, but it's okay. But something about it wasn't playing like. It's either like she didn't know or maybe she couldn't. She. I don't know what it was.
- [63:40]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah. I think Sam is also really young. Maybe she really just didn't get it. She's young. She's like 22, 23.
- [63:46]
Monét X Change
Yeah, possibly. It's possible. I was talking to someone very young the other day. They didn't know. I can say who it was. He's not that young. He's 27 on his birthday. Mikey didn't know that. He didn't know that. Just that Justin Timberlake was in nsync.
- [64:02]
Snoop Dogg
What?
- [64:02]
Monét X Change
He was listening to nsync. He was like, my God. This, this. Who is this? I was like, oh, it's NSync. He was like, oh. Cause it sounds like Justin Timberlake work. And then he was. I was like, not only was. I was like, NSYNC was probably the biggest boy band in American history. He goes, not bigger than One Direction I was like. I felt like they were bigger than One Direction.
- [64:20]
Snoop Dogg
No, I think maybe One Direction may have been bigger, girl.
- [64:23]
Monét X Change
I mean, Billboards would like to argue.
- [64:26]
Snoop Dogg
With you whether NSYNC is bigger than them.
- [64:28]
Monét X Change
They have more number ones and stuff.
- [64:30]
Snoop Dogg
What about. What about Backstreet Boys?
- [64:33]
Monét X Change
NSYNC was big in the Backstreet Boys.
- [64:34]
Snoop Dogg
Were they?
- [64:35]
Monét X Change
For sure.
- [64:36]
Snoop Dogg
Oh, I don't know.
- [64:37]
Monét X Change
The biggest boy band in history. Probably the Beatles. But they're not American, Right?
- [64:43]
Snoop Dogg
Yes. I thought Anya. Really? Yeah. Probably just doesn't know. And I think that Jules struggled because she didn't. She wasn't even. She wasn't. She wasn't doing enough for the role. Like you have. You have. You are on stage very similar to us, Ms. Forgot. You're on stage by yourself, bitch. Be like, make it big, bigger. Be the character. Get crazy.
- [65:04]
Monét X Change
The funniest joke of the entire script was lower your voice. Going straight into asmr. That is genuinely. That is so funny to me. But I wish they did more ASMR tropes. I wish they were like, ye.
- [65:19]
Snoop Dogg
All those.
- [65:19]
Monét X Change
Yeah, I think that you. I cannot believe that you would actually say something so offensive about me.
- [65:25]
Snoop Dogg
That was funny. Yeah. If. If they would have done some more of this stuff. I agree. That would have been better.
- [65:28]
Monét X Change
Was that good asmr?
- [65:30]
Snoop Dogg
Well, we couldn't hear the nail clicking you were doing. We don't hear that. Girl.
- [65:32]
Monét X Change
I don't have nails and. And I have a pad on my thing. Yeah, but the. With the.
- [65:38]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, I was wanting to do some asmr. Do you, like. Listen. Do you like watching mukbangs with asmr?
- [65:47]
Monét X Change
Those are different things.
- [65:49]
Snoop Dogg
When they have a whole plate of food and they. What's the difference?
- [65:52]
Monét X Change
Oh, but I don't think mukbangs are. Are specific to. I think people do mukbangs in asmr. But the mukbang is not about the. The. No. I've seen a pickle lady who eats pickles and, like, does that. But I've seen ASMRs where they're just clicking their nails and, like, making noise. They. They do. They put, like, glue on the. They cover the microphone in tape and then rub glue on the tape. There's this one girl who does it here in la, and whenever I see her online, she has, like, some. Sometimes up to 15,000 people just sitting there listening.
- [66:25]
Snoop Dogg
What does it feel there?
- [66:26]
Monét X Change
I think that it's relaxing. Some people fall. She does it late at night and people actually fall asleep to it.
- [66:33]
Snoop Dogg
Wow. I feel like I can get into Something like that. But I just don't know what it is. What is. What is my niche?
- [66:38]
Monét X Change
You know, I don't think it's your passion, and I think you've already found your thing, so just do your thing.
- [66:42]
Snoop Dogg
No, but I like. I think I have a great, soothing voice. I would love to just be on there and, like, I don't know.
- [66:47]
Jacob
All right, can you give us a preview?
- [66:49]
Snoop Dogg
Yes, I can give you a preview. So I'm here just, you know, taking off my drag. I'm taking off my lashes.
- [66:56]
Monét X Change
Yeah. They make noise with your mouth. They like the noise with the mouth.
- [67:01]
Snoop Dogg
And I think that, you know, I'm putting on my pair eyewear glasses. This.
- [67:07]
Monét X Change
You rub it softly across the thing. Softly.
- [67:13]
Snoop Dogg
That's called bear baby.
- [67:15]
Monét X Change
Rub it up and down. Get the ridges.
- [67:17]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah.
- [67:18]
Monét X Change
You don't have the right microphone. You need to know. But honestly, I support you, and I want to help you achieve your dreams of being the next James Earl Jones and the next big ASMR person.
- [67:31]
Snoop Dogg
Thank you, Bob. I appreciate that.
- [67:33]
Monét X Change
I would love to support you any way I can.
- [67:37]
Snoop Dogg
Did you agree with the winner, Anya?
- [67:39]
Monét X Change
So we're going to the judges. Oh, I have another thing about the challenge. I think that. Oh. So I wish that Jules would have done her monologue confessional style. Like, I would have been thinking if she grabbed Ross's camera, put it on a tripod, sat down on a chair, and did it straight up, like, the way.
- [67:58]
Snoop Dogg
Or.
- [67:59]
Monét X Change
Or even go to the camera. Like, get right in line with the camera or something and do it in the vein that. That. That New York did it on Big Brother.
- [68:08]
Snoop Dogg
Hmm. Okay. I can see that may be working then.
- [68:11]
Monét X Change
I also think that the drink they threw in Ross's face should have kept getting bigger and bigger. It should start as a shot and then a martini and then a pint glass and then a pitcher and then a cooler.
- [68:20]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, but you think Ross brought somebody? But y'all ain't dunking me with a whole fucking bunch of water bitches.
- [68:25]
Monét X Change
He's already got water. Have you ever had a drink thrown in your face for a scene?
- [68:28]
Snoop Dogg
No, I have.
- [68:30]
Monét X Change
And the person throwing the drink in my face was very short, and they threw it up at me. Bitch. Into my nose. Like, up my. I remember being like, I'm drowning. We had to do it, like, three times, and it never got used.
- [68:47]
Snoop Dogg
What show?
- [68:48]
Monét X Change
We're here work.
- [68:51]
Snoop Dogg
I remember when I was used to being sudetsu a bit. I. First time, like, I would. I forgot what number it was. I would take a drink and throw it in my own face. Well, one night I was like, you know what? It was drag suicide. Or drag, whatever they call it these days. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to do it with vodka, y'all. The way that shit burned in my eyes. It was tequila vodka. I didn't realize it would burn so bad. I was on stage blind. I thought I was eating. I was like this. I was like, they're going to gag it. So the Hans had just drawn me a full beverage. I was like, yes, but, you know.
- [69:24]
Monét X Change
The audience won't know if it's vodka or water.
- [69:26]
Snoop Dogg
I know, I know, I know.
- [69:30]
Monét X Change
But you're a method actor.
- [69:31]
Snoop Dogg
I'm a method actor.
- [69:32]
Monét X Change
So during the judging, Lana and Lydia got the harshest critiques, obviously.
- [69:37]
Snoop Dogg
Mm.
- [69:38]
Monét X Change
But my favorite question came up, which I wanna. I wanna drag Fitton. Randy, if you're listening, I wanna pitch something to you. The question should no longer be who should go home and why? The question should be who's doing the worst in the competition.
- [69:54]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, they can't scapegoat that fucking boring ass bullshit. That forties bitches did it.
- [70:00]
Monét X Change
It was. So saying your biggest competition should go home is the cheapest. Like, lamest. You're lame. You're lame. You're. If you say your biggest competition, your biggest is the same thing as saying, oh, send them all home. It's lame. You're lame. You're a. You're not brave, and you're not bold enough to say who you think should go home. So thank you to Anya Nerve and Susie Toot for answering the question. And honestly, Anya, as we found out during Untucked, didn't actually answer the question the way she thought it should have been answered. So truthful, Susie Toot was the only person who was actually brave enough to give a real answer. I'm kind of going back on Susie's side a little bit.
- [70:42]
Snoop Dogg
I mean, I think it.
- [70:46]
Monét X Change
Susie said crazy. Do you get what it sounds like?
- [70:52]
Snoop Dogg
Su. Oh, suicide Susie song. Oh, God. I. I agree. I think it's really fucking lame to say your biggest competition to say Suzy or Anya. But again, what I was really gagged at is in when someone is doing so well in the competition for everyone to just glaze over how good she's doing. Just saying. Susie, I thought it was so interesting that none of them see Anya as the. As. As. As. As the biggest threat. Right?
- [71:15]
Monét X Change
They do. I think they just don't like Susie as much as they like Anya.
- [71:18]
Snoop Dogg
Right.
- [71:19]
Monét X Change
They just like Susie more. I mean, they just like Anya more. You know what I mean?
- [71:23]
Snoop Dogg
Anya Moore.
- [71:24]
Monét X Change
So Anya wins the challenge. Lana and Lydia are in the bottom. I'm actually kind of shocked that Lana was there. I thought it was going to be Lexi.
- [71:33]
Snoop Dogg
I would have put jewels in the bottom.
- [71:35]
Monét X Change
I meant jewels. Sorry. I meant jewels.
- [71:38]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, I think it should have been jewels, but I'm okay with Lydia or. Or Ilana, but I think Jules should have been there instead of one of them.
- [71:46]
Monét X Change
They lip sync Too Unholy by Sam Smith. I love this song. Watching Lydia, it was uncomfortable for. It was uncomfortable on so many levels. First of all, it's uncomfortable because you are literally just flailing with. Need a weapon. Like, she has scissors. She's tripping. She is flailing with a sharp. She's running with scissors. It was just so uncomfortable. I'm like. And she starts tripping. Like, once she tries to get her foot out and she starts to fall, like, so I could be like, oh, my God. Your holding situation, which is so uncomfortable, girl, you should have pre cutted it. You should have perforated or something. Like, this shit was very hard to watch.
- [72:43]
Snoop Dogg
It was also bitch. Honestly, knowing I think it was clear she was going to be in the bottom. I mean, was she bitch in untucked? I would have cut it and came back on stage if worse. Best case scenario, I'm not in the bottom, but my dress is cut up. Who cares, Bitch, you on Drag Race. Like, like, you knew there was you. You cannot lip sync in that. Come back with the thing like. And don't, don't. And I know sometimes they didn't tuck. They were like, ladies, you can't. Bitch.
- [73:06]
Monét X Change
Fuck that.
- [73:06]
Snoop Dogg
I will cut. I will be sitting there talking to everybody like, yeah, and just cut it. But also, it's your first season.
- [73:11]
Monét X Change
Who. Who gonna check me? Who gonna stop me?
- [73:13]
Snoop Dogg
But it's your first season, Bob. You know, like, you play by the rules. Except for you.
- [73:17]
Monét X Change
No, I did not ask. Ask the girls for my season, baby. I. I have been Bob the Drag Queen for a long time. I was causing trouble. I remember how they told me I couldn't pee. I said, who gonna tell me I'm grown? You gonna tell me I can't pee? You're crazy. Yeah, we're shutting down production. I gotta go pee. We're. We'll. We'll. We'll continue when I get back. Tell me I can't pee. Y'all got some. Imagine. Imagine I can't pee, bitch. I'm grown as hell.
- [73:49]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah. So I would actually. She should have prepped it. She come back on stage with her dress cut up. Up. But she didn't and honestly hike it up.
- [73:55]
Monét X Change
Cutting your dress has been done on Drag Race. And it's never that gaggy. Like, it's not that gaggy. She like, I have something on my sleeve. It's not gaggy. What I wish you would have done was rip. Ripped off that. That. What do you call it?
- [74:08]
Snoop Dogg
Like, the. The fur.
- [74:10]
Monét X Change
Shaw.
- [74:11]
Snoop Dogg
Shaw.
- [74:12]
Monét X Change
And have some up and. And hold two upside down crosses and be like, well, we don't know that. That's kind of. Shoot these upside down crosses. Being like, that would have been. To me. That would have been so fierce. Or she would reveal the big upside down cross on her chest or on her Kool Aid.
- [74:33]
Snoop Dogg
But at that point, okay, you. You're. You're not touched. You're not. You're not in the work room making drop.
- [74:38]
Monét X Change
I. I did. So whenever I thought I was in the bottom. Let me tell you now, y'all don't realize this. Every single. Except the one. I was actually in the bottom in every single lip sync. I went and prepared a gag forever. When we did the. When I had the paint drip on my head, the neon challenge, I had all this acrylic paint in my titties, and I was gonna pull it out and pour it all over my head, in my mouth, spit it out. I had a gag for every. I was like, if I'm in the bottom, if I had the lipstick, I was ready to do, so I'm motherfucking ready.
- [75:16]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, I think she should. She should have prepared or honestly just have some red paint somewhere just to. Just to give the thing a blood somewhere, you know?
- [75:23]
Monét X Change
So Anya wins. She's the first girl with three wins. Anya is the winner. RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17, in my humble opinion, I think that her close competition will be Jewel Sparkles. I think Susie, too, will be at the finale as well. The top three are Susie two, Jewel Sparkles, and Onioner.
- [75:37]
Snoop Dogg
Yeah, I agree. No, top three are on your nerve. Susie, too. I mean. Yes, Anya. Susie, too. Juice. Sparkles. Those are. Those are my envisioning for top three. Yeah, I see that.
- [75:52]
Monét X Change
I mean, Sam's gonna be in fourth place.
- [75:55]
Snoop Dogg
And where is. Where's Lexi is fifth.
- [75:57]
Monét X Change
Lexi's not gonna make. Yeah, Lexi's fifth. Lexi. Lexi's getting the latrice. The latrice exit, which is semifinal, like, right before the night. Semi. Semifinals, like, right before. I think she went home fifth for her first time.
- [76:09]
Snoop Dogg
The bend of the crown it's gonna.
- [76:10]
Monét X Change
Be a really big emotional exit from the show. She's going to thank RuPaul profusely. She's going to say to herself something like, and now I see that I have what it takes. I came here not believing in myself. I overcame so many hurdles. And I want to thank you, RuPaul, for giving me this opportunity. And now I know that I can go in the world and be the only Lexi. Love the all applause. She'll go to the top, she'll turn around, and she'll say something like, it's Susie, I like you, too, or something like. Or Susie, you aren't that great, or something. And then they'll all laugh, and then she'll leave. She'll get quite emotional toward the very exit of her thing during Untucked. But as she's walking down the stairs, she'll. She'll do this. As she's walking down the stairs backstage, she'll do that.
- [76:59]
Snoop Dogg
Okay. I hope that happens for her mom.
- [77:02]
Monét X Change
You hope she goes?
- [77:04]
Snoop Dogg
No. What she describes.
- [77:07]
Monét X Change
We'll talk about this. Monet praying for Lexi's downfall in Untucked. We'll see you all over on the Patreon.